<<set $next = either("then","next","subsequently","later")>> <<set $animal = either("white egg","brown egg","Bantam cock","hen","rooster","cock","tiny chick","turkey","duck","mallard","merganser","scoter","pintail","bufflehead","king eider","crane","swan","partridge","ptarmigan","pheasant","pigeon","quail","partridge")>> <<set $animalcondition = either("vapid","whiny","vain","boring","insipid","tedious","uninspiring","colorless","unimaginative","vacuous","bland","banal","characterless","drab","jejune","hackneyed","stupid","provincial","daft","unoriginal","haughty","cavalier","snooty","snobbish","disdainful","contemptous","overbearing","supercilious","feeble")>> <<set $discovery = either("found","deemed","felt")>> <<set $decided = either("decided","concluded","determined","established","judged","figured out","ascertained","confirmed","verified","accepted","conceded","decreed","surmised","accepted","recognized","understood","discerned")>> <<set $hate = either("hate","despise","abhor","intensely dislike","have no use for","loathe","detest","disdain","eschew","will never love","shall forever avoid")>> I <<print $next>> saw a <<print $animal>>. I <<print $discovery>> the <<print $animal>> <<print $animalcondition>>. I <<print $decided>> that I <<print $hate>> <<print $animal>>s.\n<<display "Yet Again">>

Fowl are Foul

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<<set $Because = either("Because of","On account of","I have horrible memories of","Clearly you do not know of","I could never bring myself to speak to you of","It is difficult for me to discuss","Do not discount","Consider","Please take into account","I possess horrific memories of")>> <<set $Reasons = either("what bullies they are","their smug nature","how they tormented me","how they sought to oppress me","the accident","what ruffians they can be","how they made me weep","how they laughed at me","that episode when they ambushed me","the incident","what happened","the tragedy that occured","how I was attacked","how they cornered me","the time that I was chased","how they hurt me","their inherent evil","the time they mocked me","that occasion when they pretended not to see me","how they think themselves better than me")>> <<print $Because>> <<print $Reasons>>. \n\n<<display "Start">>

<<set $animal = either("white egg","brown egg","Bantam cock","hen","rooster","cock","tiny chick","turkey","duck","mallard","merganser","scoter","pintail","bufflehead","king eider","crane","swan","partridge","ptarmigan","pheasant","pigeon","quail","partridge")>> <<set $animalcondition = either("vapid","whiny","vain","boring","insipid","tedious","uninspiring","colorless","unimaginative","vacuous","bland","banal","characterless","drab","jejune","hackneyed","stupid","provincial","daft","unoriginal","haughty","cavalier","snooty","snobbish","disdainful","contemptous","overbearing","supercilious","feeble")>> <<set $discovery = either("found","deemed","felt")>> <<set $decided = either("decided","concluded","determined","established","judged","figured out","ascertained","confirmed","verified","accepted","conceded","decreed","surmised","accepted","recognized","understood","discerned")>> <<set $hate = either("hate","despise","abhor","intensely dislike","have no use for","loathe","detest","disdain","eschew","will never love","shall forever avoid")>> I saw a <<print $animal>>. I <<print $discovery>> the <<print $animal>> <<print $animalcondition>>. I <<print $decided>> that I <<print $hate>> <<print $animal>>s.\n<<display "Again">>

You may be asking yourself...\n\n[[But why do you hate fowl so?|Because I Do]]

Jacqueline A. Lott

<<set $next = either("Then","Next","Subsequently","Later")>> <<set $animal = either("white egg","brown egg","Bantam cock","hen","rooster","cock","tiny chick","turkey","duck","mallard","merganser","scoter","pintail","bufflehead","king eider","crane","swan","partridge","ptarmigan","pheasant","pigeon","quail","partridge")>> <<set $animalcondition = either("vapid","whiny","vain","boring","insipid","tedious","uninspiring","colorless","unimaginative","vacuous","bland","banal","characterless","drab","jejune","hackneyed","stupid","provincial","daft","unoriginal","haughty","cavalier","snooty","snobbish","disdainful","contemptous","overbearing","supercilious","feeble")>> <<set $discovery = either("found","deemed","felt")>> <<set $decided = either("decided","concluded","determined","established","judged","figured out","ascertained","confirmed","verified","accepted","conceded","decreed","surmised","accepted","recognized","understood","discerned")>> <<set $hate = either("hate","despise","abhor","intensely dislike","have no use for","loathe","detest","disdain","eschew","will never love","shall forever avoid")>> <<print $next>>, I saw a <<print $animal>>. I <<print $discovery>> the <<print $animal>> <<print $animalcondition>>. I <<print $decided>> that I <<print $hate>> <<print $animal>>s.\n\n<<display "But why do you hate fowl?">>