by J. Robinson Wheeler

If you burst in through the door, go to page 45.

If you call out, "Eeeagh! What are all you crazy supervillains trying to do in there?!!", go to page 52.

If you take aim with your slingshot and/or your godlike powers over the fabric of reality and try to disrupt once and for all this horrifying and somewhat bizarre ritual, go to page 87.