  
 
The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. Below is a transcript of Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma, written by Juhana Leinonen. Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma was originally released as part of the 2009-10 (increasingly misnomed) Newer New Year's Speed IF. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting the ifWiki.WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page. |
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| Nitku says (to Floyd), "load yomomma" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so fat when they take aerial photos they have to ask her Floyd | to move out of the way!" Floyd | Floyd | Your heart is pounding and you find it hard to breathe. You didn't Floyd | supect that the quips would hit this hard in real situation. Focus. Floyd | Focus! Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so ugly because her face is so ugly..." Floyd | Floyd | Oh man. You didn't just say that. You did. Oh man. Floyd | Floyd | The crowd starts booing and whistling. It's over. You blew it. Gus Floyd | grins like a retard who has just plucked the last leg off a spider. Floyd | You're not sure that you can find it in you to challenge him again. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma Floyd | Interactive insult battle by Juhana Leinonen Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100101 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | This game is free software. Type LICENSE for details or ABOUT for game Floyd | info. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You're standing dumbfounded and humiliated on the stage of the Compass Floyd | Club. There's nothing left to do than to swallow your defeat and climb Floyd | down the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "ah, going where Ad Verbum was too chicken to go" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | This is it. You're here to win the insult battle championship, and Floyd | you're ready for it. Maybe. Floyd | Floyd | Your hair is on a tight ponytail and you're wearing the most credible Floyd | street clothes you own. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW has disconnected. | ||||
| DavidW goes home. | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You're wearing your street clothes and a track jacket. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Bye, David." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "diss momma" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "come to battle" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x gus" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | The Stage Floyd | You're standing dumbfounded and humiliated on the stage of the Compass Floyd | Club. There's nothing left to do than to swallow your defeat and climb Floyd | down the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | It looks as if somebody in a dark corner table to the southeast is Floyd | making a "come here" gesture. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "swallow defeat" | ||||
Floyd | Gulp. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "yay" | |||
| maga says, "snrk" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "se" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Dark corner (SE corner) Floyd | The sharp spotlights in this corner of the club create dark and gloomy Floyd | shadows around the tables. Floyd | Floyd | A mysterious stranger sits behind a table, gesturing you to sit on the Floyd | chair opposite to him. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Okay... se?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Timing." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x stranger" | ||||
Floyd | Shadows cover the mysterious stranger completely, showing only a dark Floyd | silhouette. Floyd | Floyd | > | * Dave has left the channel. | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "sit on chair" | ||||
Floyd | "You blew it up there, kid," the stranger says. "Blew it big time." Floyd | Floyd | You feel your cheeks getting red. "Oh yeah? Who are you to judge?" Floyd | Floyd | You're about to get up but he raises his hand. "I speak from Floyd | experience. But don't worry, kid, I see you have potential. The game Floyd | is not over yet. I can help you win the championship. If you're up for Floyd | it." Floyd | Floyd | "Who... Who are you?" Floyd | Floyd | He leans forward into the spotlight and reveals his face. An eyepatch Floyd | covers the old man's right eye and a wide scar runs below it, from the Floyd | right temple to the left side of his neck. You jolt backwards, not Floyd | because of the grotesque sight, but because you recognize him. Floyd | Floyd | It's Joe Mahma. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult joe" | ||||
Floyd | "Uh... Yo momma's so fat because she eats a lot..." Floyd | Floyd | "If I insulted you back, you couldn't sleep for months without Floyd | horrible nightmares," he remarks dryly. Floyd | Floyd | "Joe Mahma! No way!" you gasp. Floyd | Floyd | "I see you know me, kid. Good to know somebody still does." Floyd | Floyd | Of course you know who Joe Mahma is. Everybody knows Joe Mahma. He's a Floyd | living legend, the infamous grandmaster of Yo Momma insult battles. Floyd | Floyd | "Look, kid, you want my help or not?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "Joe, yes" | ||||
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.> | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "yes" | ||||
Floyd | "Ok then. Listen carefully. I know and you know you're not ready to Floyd | take Gus head on. But here's the thing. A sharp tongue is all good and Floyd | fine but when you really want to knock your opponent off their feet Floyd | you have to strike hard. And nothing hurts more than truth. You follow Floyd | me?" Floyd | Floyd | "Not really," you confess. Floyd | Floyd | "Pay attention now! Do some reconnaissance. Dig out some facts and use Floyd | them against him. When you have enough information, just think of what Floyd | you have learned and the right insult will come to you. Got it?" Floyd | Floyd | "Snoop around for embarassing facts, draw inspiration from them. Got Floyd | it." Floyd | Floyd | "That's the spirit! Go for it, kid!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "ask joe about gus" | ||||
Floyd | (To interact with people you can TALK TO them, INSULT them or SHOW Floyd | things to them.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to joe" | ||||
Floyd | "So you want me to snoop around for inspiration?" Floyd | Floyd | "Yes! Find your opponent's soft spots. Once you've found what would Floyd | really push him off his feet, challenge him again with renewed Floyd | confidence." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Dark corner (SE corner) (on the chair) Floyd | The sharp spotlights in this corner of the club create dark and gloomy Floyd | shadows around the tables. Floyd | Floyd | Joe Mahma sits behind a table holding a cigar. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "stand" | ||||
Floyd | You get off the chair. Floyd | Floyd | Dark corner (SE corner) Floyd | The sharp spotlights in this corner of the club create dark and gloomy Floyd | shadows around the tables. Floyd | Floyd | Joe Mahma sits behind a table holding a cigar. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance (southern side) Floyd | This is where you enter and leave the club. Floyd | Floyd | A bouncer is standing next to the door with his arms crossed. Floyd | Floyd | You spot a thermostat mounted on the wall next to the doors. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||||
Floyd | (In addition to using the compass directions you can move around the Floyd | club by simply typing the name of the location where you want to go, Floyd | or a name of a person in the location. You can also see the list of Floyd | all locations by commanding MAP.) Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | A dubious-looking guy is leaning on the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Entrance (southern side) Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to maga), "sorry" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Entrance (southern side) Floyd | This is where you enter and leave the club. Floyd | Floyd | A bouncer is standing next to the door with his arms crossed. Floyd | Floyd | You spot a thermostat mounted on the wall next to the doors. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to bouncer" | ||||
Floyd | There's nothing you really want to say to him. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x thermostat" | ||||
Floyd | The thermostat has only two settings: warm and cool. It's currently in Floyd | the "cool" position. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I guess it's good to go back to our policy of agreeing on the channel before moving to a new locale." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "set thermostat to warm" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey! Keep your hands off that!" the bouncer shouts. "With this amount Floyd | of people here they would sweat their clothes off if the air Floyd | conditioning wouldn't keep them cooled!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x bouncer" | ||||
Floyd | The bouncer doesn't look like he's in the perfect job for him, being Floyd | quite scrawny actually. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aha" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult bouncer" | ||||
Floyd | You don't want to get thrown out! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hit bouncer" | ||||
Floyd | Probably not a good idea. He's scrawny for a bouncer, but you're no Floyd | muscleman either. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay, move on, maga." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | (In addition to using the compass directions you can move around the Floyd | club by simply typing the name of the location where you want to go, Floyd | or a name of a person in the location. You can also see the list of Floyd | all locations by commanding MAP.) Floyd | Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Who else is playing? Anyone besides maga and I?" | |||
| maga says, "*chirp chirp*" | ||||
| djfletch says, "yeah I'm playing" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yeah" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to dj), "Oh, cool." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x plant" | ||||
Floyd | It's possibly some sort of small palm tree, creating atmosphere. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "search tree" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x vincent" | ||||
Floyd | Vincent is a bully. There's nothing that makes him happier than Floyd | beating up people, and that's the only thing he's good at. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to vincent" | ||||
Floyd | There's really nothing to discuss with Vincent. It's a small miracle Floyd | he can form even basic sentences. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult vincent" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey Vincent," you say. "Word on the street is that yo momma's so fat Floyd | she weighs a lot." Floyd | Floyd | Vincent stops in his tracks. You can hear gears turning in his head. Floyd | He turns around, grabs you by the collar and lifts you in the air. Floyd | "Who's been sayin' that? Talk ya little punk!" Floyd | Floyd | Good ol' Vincent. No matter how lame the insult, you can count on him Floyd | getting agitated. Floyd | Floyd | ? | maga asks, "?" | |||
| Jacqueline asks (of maga), "?" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to vincent" | ||||
Floyd | Better not use that many words. Anything above one word is probably Floyd | too much for Vincent's pea-brain to understand. Floyd | Floyd | ? | Jacqueline says, "Oh." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Well... c'mon." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "You're kinda picky." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I mean, if it's a speed IF. If it's not..." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x arcade" | ||||
Floyd | "You're just joking, right?" he says and shoves you off before turning Floyd | to the arcade machine again. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | You recognize some of the names: Bubble Bobble, Pong, Zork, Tetris. Floyd | Really old stuff. Vincent is fervously bashing the keys of something Floyd | called 'Escapade!'. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "The ? means he's expecting an answer" | |||
| maga asks, "oh, is that a yes/no prompt?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh - I see." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I thought you were ?ing because it said he couldn't talk but then he talked." | ||||
| maga asks, "shall we try that again, or keep exploring?" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "vincent, bouncer" | ||||
Floyd | (To interact with people you can TALK TO them, INSULT them or SHOW Floyd | things to them.) Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Go ahead and try again." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult vincent" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey Vincent," you say. "Word on the street is that yo momma's so fat Floyd | she has a lot of weight." Floyd | Floyd | Vincent stops in his tracks. You can hear gears turning in his head. Floyd | He turns around, grabs you by the collar and lifts you in the air. Floyd | "Who's been sayin' that? Talk ya little punk!" Floyd | Floyd | ? | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "gus" | ||||
Floyd | "I don' believe ya, punk. Gus and I are friends, he wouln' say that Floyd | 'bout my momma." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Darn" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I was hoping that'd work." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult vincent" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey Vincent," you say. "Word on the street is that yo momma's so Floyd | stupid that she's dumb." Floyd | Floyd | Vincent stops in his tracks. You can hear gears turning in his head. Floyd | He turns around, grabs you by the collar and lifts you in the air. Floyd | "Who's been sayin' that? Talk ya little punk!" Floyd | Floyd | ? | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "bouncer" | ||||
Floyd | Vincent looks like he's thinking hard, even though that's unlikely. "I Floyd | can't go beatin' the staff. They would kick me out and I couldn't Floyd | finish my game," he concludes and lets you go. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "But it's good to know they're friends." | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "play zork" | ||||
Floyd | You're not here to play games. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), " insult vincent" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey Vincent," you say. "Word on the street is that yo momma's so ugly Floyd | that people say she doesn't look good." Floyd | Floyd | Vincent stops in his tracks. You can hear gears turning in his head. Floyd | He turns around, grabs you by the collar and lifts you in the air. Floyd | "Who's been sayin' that? Talk ya little punk!" Floyd | Floyd | ? | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "joe" | ||||
Floyd | "Who? I don' know 'im. Yer just yankin' my leg," he says and drops you Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Bubble Bobble? I never played that." | |||
| maga says, "there are two cute little dinosaurs who vomit on ghosts" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Seriously?" | ||||
| maga says, "they eat fruit also" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Also, let's esplore s'more." | ||||
| maga says, "it is one of those games where making sense was not a priority" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "map" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Vip Stage Hangout Floyd | Floyd | Bar Floor Hall of Fame Floyd | Floyd | ARCADE Entrance Dark corner Floyd | | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | > Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | A dubious-looking guy is leaning on the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x barkeep" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the barkeep. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x dubious" | ||||
Floyd | The dubious-looking guy is an obnoxious mix of overconfidence and Floyd | desperation in its mid-30s. He wears a cheap white suit with large Floyd | collars and matching shoes. His shirt is unbuttoned halfway down Floyd | showcasing an uneven patch of chest hair. A thick layer of grease Floyd | keeps his hair combed back. Floyd | Floyd | The guy notices you looking at him and flashes a bleached smile. Floyd | Floyd | "Well hello there sparkly-eyes!" the guy says. "My name is Sleazeball Floyd | McDouchebag, but you can call me Sleaze." Floyd | Floyd | (That's not what he actually says, but that's what your brain hears.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | "Ooh, I love it when women talk dirty! Let me have it, girl!" Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "So we're a girl. For some reason I hadn't assumed that." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Despite the ponytail." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "buy drink" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the cola, the tonic, the gin, the wine, the beer, Floyd | or the vodka? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "hit him" | ||||
Floyd | *slap* Floyd | Floyd | "Ooh, feisty! Show me your claws, tiger girl!" Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I feel dirty." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "buy vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You don't have any money. Besides it's very hard to get a drink Floyd | without papers here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to barkeep" | ||||
Floyd | "Sorry, too busy to chat," the barkeep says and moves on to the next Floyd | customer. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "read poster" | ||||
Floyd | "Watch out! Don't leave your drink unguarded!" It has a picture of a Floyd | boogey man dropping a skull-marked pill into a cocktail glass. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to guy" | ||||
Floyd | (the Sleaze) Floyd | "How old are you, angelface?" Floyd | Floyd | "Sevent--" Floyd | Floyd | "Twenty-one, eh? Perfect." He pulls mouthspray from his pocket and Floyd | squirts it five or six times in his mouth. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "eeeagh" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "read menu" | ||||
Floyd | The menu shows they have cola, tonic, gin, wine, beer, and vodka in Floyd | their selection. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "buy cola" | Nitku says, "heh" | |||
Floyd | You don't have any money. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||||
Floyd | This is not a karaoke bar. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Okay, move on?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||||
Floyd | You bust a few moves. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "yay sing" | |||
| djfletch says, "yup move on" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I swear, >DANCE needs to be made into a standard Inform verb." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | A guard is making sure no-one without a pass gets in. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Everyone seems to implement it anyway." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x britney" | ||||
Floyd | Britney and Gus are a perfect match. He's full of hot air and her head Floyd | is full of air. She sits there in her tiny tiny skirt and top looking Floyd | like a circus clown in her face plastered with makeup. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to britney" | ||||
Floyd | "Ma'am, this area is off limits for anyone without a VIP pass," the Floyd | guard says when you try to approach Britney. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult guard" | ||||
Floyd | You don't feel like you would gain much from insulting the guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You're wearing your street clothes and a track jacket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to guard" | ||||
Floyd | "On duty. Can't talk," the guard says bluntly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x jacket" | ||||
Floyd | The track jacket is the latest craze. Everybody who's somebody has to Floyd | have one. It's way oversized, just like it should be. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "No pockets, I guess." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Let's go find a pass." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x street clothes" | ||||
Floyd | You express your individuality by wearing baggy hip-hop clothes, just Floyd | like everyone else. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "yay" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "insult britney" | ||||
Floyd | "Ma'am, this area is off limits for anyone without a VIP pass," the Floyd | guard says when you try to approach Britney. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "move on, yeah" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "look in jacket" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | djfletch says, "yup" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | When you feel you're ready to challenge Gus again you can CLIMB ON Floyd | STAGE. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "se" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is standing here near the dance floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x norbert" | ||||
Floyd | Norbert is, to be blunt, a nerd. He's swaying there in his striped Floyd | collar shirt, just too short pants and glasses with lenses thicher Floyd | than his legs. What he's doing here is anybody's guess. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult norbert" | ||||
Floyd | "Yo momma's so fat and stupid!" Floyd | Floyd | "El oh el! I see what you did there!" Floyd | Floyd | If you can't taunt even Norbert, you're really in a big trouble. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to norbert" | ||||
Floyd | "What are you doing here, Norbert?" Floyd | Floyd | He corrects the position of his glasses. "Well... uh... hello there! Floyd | Say, I am in fact in the process of researching for my essay about Floyd | this contemporary art of verbal derogatory assertions of one's Floyd | contender's maternal parent. My theory is that it is, in fact, a Floyd | thespian artform by..." Floyd | Floyd | "Ok, that's all I wanted to know, thanks." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Aw. Making fun of geeks. That is low." | |||
| maga says, "okay, let's get him beaten up" | ||||
| Touchy says, "heh" | ||||
| Nitku says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Okay - Vince?" | ||||
| Nitku says, "that's the spirit" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "arcade" | ||||
Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult vincent" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey Vincent," you say. "Word on the street is that yo momma's so poor Floyd | she doesn't have any money." Floyd | Floyd | Vincent stops in his tracks. You can hear gears turning in his head. Floyd | He turns around, grabs you by the collar and lifts you in the air. Floyd | "Who's been sayin' that? Talk ya little punk!" Floyd | Floyd | ? | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "norbert" | ||||
Floyd | "That pencilneck? He'll eat through a straw for a month," Vincent says Floyd | and storms to the dance floor. Floyd | Floyd | He goes straight to Norbert, exchanges a few words and starts to slap Floyd | him around. The bouncer sees this and leaves his post to cool things Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "oho" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "gasp" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Turn up the heat for no reason I can fathom! Quick!" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "map" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Vip Stage Hangout Floyd | Floyd | Bar Floor Hall of Fame Floyd | Floyd | ARCADE Entrance Dark corner Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "entrance" | ||||
Floyd | Entrance (southern side) Floyd | This is where you enter and leave the club. Floyd | Floyd | You spot a thermostat mounted on the wall next to the doors. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "set thermostat to warm" | ||||
Floyd | You turn the thermostat to "warm". Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "ooh nice map" | |||
| maga asks, "what now? continue exploring the east side?" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Yeah, Hall of Fame?" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x ralph" | ||||
Floyd | Ralph is one of those dungbeetles who cling onto Gus for hopes that Floyd | his fame would somehow rub off and transfer onto them. He must have Floyd | some task, otherwise he wouldn't be so far away from his hero. Floyd | Floyd | Looks like the commotion on the dance floor is dying down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to ralph" | ||||
Floyd | "What's going on, Ralph?" Floyd | Floyd | "Get lost, squirt. There's nothing here for you," he says. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x satchel" | ||||
Floyd | You recognize Gus's satchel. Or man-purse, as you like to call it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult ralph" | ||||
Floyd | You don't feel like you would gain much from insulting Ralph. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "open satchel" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey, you little twerp! Get away from Gus's bag!" Ralph shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x jukebox" | ||||
Floyd | The jukebox looks like a retro vinyl player but under the hood it Floyd | plays MP3s like everything else. The machine controls all the music Floyd | playing in the club, so when somebody chooses a new song, the whole Floyd | club has to listen to that. Floyd | Floyd | The buttons are labeled "rap", "r&b", "jazz", "rock", "techno", and Floyd | something that has most of the letters scraped off, leaving only Floyd | "ass". The button labeled "rap" is currently selected. Floyd | Floyd | The jukebox is operated by inserting coins into the slot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang said: "I wanna make you sweat, boo. Let's do this thing." | Touchy asks, "So we have to win the insulting contest?" | |||
| Touchy says, "Sorry for being late..." | ||||
| maga says, "yes" | ||||
| maga says, "and to do this we need to dig up dirt on our opponent Gus" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "set jukebox to ass" | ||||
Floyd | No, you can't set that to anything. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "press ass" | ||||
Floyd | The button refuses to budge. The machine must require a coin to be Floyd | inserted first. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "We have no money." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under jukebox" | ||||
Floyd | (searching the jukebox) Floyd | On the back side of the jukebox you find a knob. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x knob" | ||||
Floyd | The knob is apparently for adjusting the volume of the music being Floyd | played. It can be set to low, medium or high. At the moment it's set Floyd | on medium. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy ooooh a knob | Touchy says, "oooh talkfail" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "turn knob to high" | ||||
Floyd | You turn the music up. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heh" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||||
Floyd | Some rap is playing at ear-pearcing volume. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "May I go look at something?" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "arcade" | ||||
Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "search machines" | ||||
Floyd | You scoop up a good handful of coins from the coin return slots of the Floyd | machines. Good thing Vincent is not brainy enough to collect his Floyd | rejected coins. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "hall of fame" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "What shall we make it play? Or should we buy a drink?" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You're carrying a handful of coins, and wearing your street clothes Floyd | and a track jacket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x coins" | ||||
Floyd | You have a handful of coins, straight from the depths of a sofa. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "ASS" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "put coin in jukebox" | ||||
Floyd | The coin tumbles inside the machine. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "whoops" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "press ass" | ||||
Floyd | You push the "ass" button and a smoothing classical symphony starts Floyd | playing. The "rap" button pops back up. Floyd | Floyd | "What the... Who changed the music?" Ralph shouts and gets up the Floyd | chair. "Get away from the jukebox, you twerp!" Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Forgot to change the description apparently when I changed the puzzle" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take satchel" | ||||
Floyd | Ralph would notice you walking away with the bag. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph puts a coin into the jukebox and pushes the rap button. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph returns from the jukebox. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Nitku), "You copied and pasted that from a - yeah." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "Copied what from what?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "open satchel" | ||||
Floyd | You open the satchel, revealing some books and a wallet. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph puts a coin into the jukebox and pushes the rap button. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph returns from the jukebox. Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, are you messing with Gus's bag? Get out of here, twerp!" Ralph Floyd | says and pushes you away. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Wait." | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "Instead of opening it... take it?" | ||||
| maga says, "we tried" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, right." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Do it again and >X BOOKS?" | ||||
| maga says, "sure" | ||||
| maga says, "or steal his wallet" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Touchy), "Copied coins from another puzzle about a sofa in another game or some example code somewhere, I suspect." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put coin in jukebox" | ||||
Floyd | The coin tumbles inside the machine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "push jazz" | ||||
Floyd | You push the "jazz" button and smooth jazz sounds vibrate in the room. Floyd | The "rap" button pops back up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Hm. I think it has to be ass." | |||
| maga says, "hmm, he only objects to ass music, it would seem" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put coin in jukebox" | ||||
Floyd | The coin tumbles inside the machine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "press ass" | ||||
Floyd | You push the "classical" button and a smoothing classical symphony Floyd | starts playing. The "jazz" button pops back up. Floyd | Floyd | "What the... Who changed the music?" Ralph shouts and gets up the Floyd | chair. "Get away from the jukebox, you twerp!" Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "hehe" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take wallet" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Did he shut the satchel?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x books" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "looks like it, yeah" | |||
| Touchy says, "Maybe we can put something in it then..." | ||||
| maga asks, "do we need to somehow jam the jukebox onto one setting?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, I guess we've maybe learned that Gus can read. Surprising." | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "take wallet fron satchel" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "take wallet from satchel" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "search satchel" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see inside, since the satchel is closed. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph puts a coin into the jukebox and pushes the rap button. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph returns from the jukebox. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open satchel and take wallet" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "Was that 3 turns?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I think so, yeah. But he came back because we opened the satchel." | ||||
| maga says, "no, one" | ||||
| Touchy asks, "Or just one?" | ||||
| Touchy says, "kk" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "So I don't think it's turn based - right." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "The others, I guess, were fail messages, not turns." | ||||
| Touchy says, "yep" | ||||
| maga says, "I wonder what the volume does" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "turn knob to quiet" | ||||
Floyd | The knob doesn't have that setting. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph puts a coin into the jukebox and pushes the rap button. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph returns from the jukebox. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "huh?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x knob" | ||||
Floyd | The knob is apparently for adjusting the volume of the music being Floyd | played. It can be set to low, medium or high. At the moment it's set Floyd | on high. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph puts a coin into the jukebox and pushes the rap button. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph returns from the jukebox. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "Did he just return twice?" | |||
| maga says, "no, we undid" | ||||
| Touchy says, "Meh. I haven't played for too long." | ||||
| maga says, "also, he always presses the rap button. maybe we could break it off or something" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "hm" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x rap button" | ||||
Floyd | The button is labeled "rap". Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "Or switch it with the ass button" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "ooh" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take rap button" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to be a part of the jukebox controls. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "hit rap button" | ||||
Floyd | There's no reason to attack rap. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh, but there is." | |||
| djfletch says, "try setting the volume low before pressing the button" | ||||
| djfletch says, "maybe it will take him longer" | ||||
| Touchy says, "or maybe we'll find something new by hearing it..." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "set knob to low" | ||||
Floyd | You turn the music down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put coin in slot" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put coin in jukebox" | ||||
Floyd | The coin tumbles inside the machine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "push ass" | ||||
Floyd | You push the "classical" button and a smoothing classical symphony Floyd | starts playing. The "rap" button pops back up. Floyd | Floyd | "What the... Who changed the music?" Ralph shouts and gets up the Floyd | chair. "Get away from the jukebox, you twerp!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "open satchel" | ||||
Floyd | You open the satchel, revealing some books and a wallet. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph puts a coin into the jukebox and pushes the rap button. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph returns from the jukebox. Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, are you messing with Gus's bag? Get out of here, twerp!" Ralph Floyd | says and pushes you away. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "mrf, no effect" | |||
| djfletch says, "oh well" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "esplore" | ||||
| maga says, "let's finish exploring, yeah" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Artist hangout (NE corner) Floyd | The people who are performing in the club usually hang around here by Floyd | the stage. Floyd | Floyd | Gus stands here chatting with his posse. Floyd | Floyd | A massive loudspeaker is booming tunes next to the stage. Floyd | Floyd | "Man, it's really hot in here, dontcha think?" Gus says. His posse Floyd | nods in unison, competing who can agree most with him. Assflies. He Floyd | takes his sweater off and hangs it on the back of a nearby chair. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x posse" | ||||
Floyd | When you're famous, you get all kinds of mindless drones following you Floyd | around doing nothing but sucking up to you. It's so lame and childish. Floyd | And so unfair that you don't have a posse. Yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x sweater" | ||||
Floyd | It's Gus's hooded blue sweater with white decorations. A tag is sewn Floyd | to it. Floyd | Floyd | For some reason a thought that the tag is somehow important crosses Floyd | your mind. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x tag" | ||||
Floyd | It's too dark to make out what it says on the tag. It looks important, Floyd | or at least as important as a clothes tag ever can. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take tag" | ||||
Floyd | It's sewn tightly to the sweater. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take sweater" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "yoink" | |||
| maga asks, "where's the light better?" | ||||
| maga asks, "dancefloor?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "maybe, yeah" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "floor" | ||||
Floyd | One of Gus's goons sees you leave and points at you. Gus turns around Floyd | and sees you with his sweater. "Hey, whatcha think you're doing? Floyd | That's my shirt, come back with it!" he shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "I suppose that was too easy to be true" | |||
| Touchy says, "Damn." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Artist hangout (NE corner) Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Artist hangout (NE corner) Floyd | The people who are performing in the club usually hang around here by Floyd | the stage. Floyd | Floyd | Gus stands here chatting with his posse. Floyd | Floyd | A massive loudspeaker is booming tunes next to the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You're carrying a sweater and a handful of coins, and wearing your Floyd | street clothes and a track jacket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x loudspeaker" | ||||
Floyd | The loudspeaker booms the tunes in deafening volume. Every bass beat Floyd | makes the ground tremble slightly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x tag" | ||||
Floyd | It's too dark to make out what it says on the tag. It looks important, Floyd | or at least as important as a clothes tag ever can. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "Didn't we set it to low?" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "wear sweater" | ||||
Floyd | The track jacket is way too big to fit the sweater over it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "remove jacket" | ||||
Floyd | You take off the track jacket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "wear sweater" | ||||
Floyd | You put on the sweater. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "maybe if we make it louder then the posse won't be able to warn Gus" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "wear jacket" | ||||
Floyd | You put the jacket on and close the zipper so that you can't see the Floyd | sweater under it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "floor" | ||||
Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is standing here near the dance floor. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert tries to look under the table. "Ow, my back," he complains. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "ah, or that" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I am teh awesome." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "remove jacket" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under table" | ||||
Floyd | You take off the track jacket. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | (searching the table) Floyd | You find a fresh wad of bubblegum under the nearest table. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "remove sweater" | ||||
Floyd | You take off the sweater. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x tag" | ||||
Floyd | It's too dark to make out what it says on the tag. It looks important, Floyd | or at least as important as a clothes tag ever can. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take gum" | ||||
Floyd | You need to scrape it off the table, and you need gloves or a tool to Floyd | do it. It's too icky to touch with bare hands. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert puts his hand above his eyes as to shield his eyes from the Floyd | sun, which is somewhat unnecessary during the night in a dim club Floyd | without windows. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to maga), "That gum is all dirty and wet." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "show sweater to norbert" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ask norbert about tag" | ||||
Floyd | (To interact with people you can TALK TO them, INSULT them or SHOW Floyd | things to them.) Floyd | Floyd | Norbert tries to look under the table. "Ow, my back," he complains. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says (to Jacq), "somehow that reminds me of one of your reviews I've read recently..." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, he's just trying to dance." | ||||
| Touchy says, "It was all sassy and mean and I wanted to play all those games but there weren't simple enough references." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Touchy), "Yes, it's a lame excuse that Kate from Syberia makes for not picking up a stick." | ||||
| Touchy says, "I would appreciate that next time..." | ||||
| Nitku says, "Hm, I forgot to change his room description" | ||||
| Nitku says, "Try X NORBERT" | ||||
| maga says, "hmm. we need light" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x norbert" | ||||
Floyd | Norbert is, to be blunt, a nerd. He's swaying there in his striped Floyd | collar shirt, just too short pants and glasses with lenses thicher Floyd | than his legs. Floyd | Floyd | Poor Norbert's missing the left lens from his glasses. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert tries to look under the table. "Ow, my back," he complains. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Oh. He's looking for his lens?" | |||
| Nitku says, "(that really should be more evident, sorry)" | ||||
| Touchy says, "Apparently..." | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to norbert" | ||||
Floyd | "What happened to your glasses?" Floyd | Floyd | "Ah well... it was Vincent, I'm afraid. We had a little quarrel just Floyd | now and looks like the other ocular of my eyewear was loosened and Floyd | rolled away," Norbert says. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert searches the table carefully but finds nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "the gum is just a side-benefit" | |||
| Touchy says, "That's likely..." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is standing here near the dance floor. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert searches the table carefully but finds nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||||
Floyd | There's no food served here so the tables are just for holding drinks. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert tries to look under the table. "Ow, my back," he complains. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "map" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Vip Stage Hangout Floyd | Floyd | Bar FLOOR Hall of Fame Floyd | Floyd | Arcade Entrance Dark corner Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "it probably rolled off somewhere" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "Could it have rolled a ways? Like under the jukebox?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "look under jukebox" | ||||
Floyd | (searching the jukebox) Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x portraits" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Among others you recognize Missy Maestro, Doc Stockholm, Hetty R, Floyd | Slick Joe Mittens, and of course Gus, the current champion. Floyd | Floyd | The first portrait seems to be missing. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is standing here near the dance floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "So the first portrait is missing. Joe?" | |||
| maga says, "let's talk to him" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "corner" | Jacqueline says, "Okay" | |||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the VIP lounge, the Artist hangout, the Arcade Floyd | corner, or the Dark corner? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "dark corner" | ||||
Floyd | Dark corner (SE corner) Floyd | The sharp spotlights in this corner of the club create dark and gloomy Floyd | shadows around the tables. Floyd | Floyd | Joe Mahma sits behind a table holding a cigar. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to joe" | ||||
Floyd | "What kind of things should I be looking for?" Floyd | Floyd | "Nothing hurts more than the truth. Find out some facts about Gus's Floyd | life and craft your insults based on them." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x tag" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "show sweater to joe" | ||||
Floyd | It's too dark to make out what it says on the tag. It looks important, Floyd | or at least as important as a clothes tag ever can. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | "Can you read what it says in the tag?" you ask Joe Mahma. "This is a Floyd | problem you have to solve by yourself," he zens. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "That you, master." | |||
| Jacqueline sticks her tongue out at Joe. | ||||
| maga says, "I say we walk around looking for better light" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance (southern side) Floyd | This is where you enter and leave the club. Floyd | Floyd | A bouncer is standing next to the door with his arms crossed. Floyd | Floyd | You spot a thermostat mounted on the wall next to the doors. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x tag" | ||||
Floyd | It's too dark to make out what it says on the tag. It looks important, Floyd | or at least as important as a clothes tag ever can. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x plant" | ||||
Floyd | It's possibly some sort of small palm tree, creating atmosphere. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "search plant" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x tag" | ||||
Floyd | It's too dark to make out what it says on the tag. It looks important, Floyd | or at least as important as a clothes tag ever can. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "grr" | |||
| djfletch says, "we need a lantern" | ||||
| maga says, "maybe on stage, I dunno" | ||||
| djfletch says, "we could buy a drink now" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x menu" | ||||
Floyd | The menu shows they have cola, tonic, gin, wine, beer, and vodka in Floyd | their selection. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "buy cola" | ||||
Floyd | You don't have enough coins to really buy anything. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "pah" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh - maybe swarmyman has a lighter." | ||||
| maga says, "maybe we can get the sleaze to buy us a drink *and* spike it" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh yeah." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "And give it to his thug." | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to guy" | ||||
Floyd | (the Sleaze) Floyd | "Did you know I make sixty... seventy... a HUNDRED grand a year? Yeah, Floyd | I'm the number one salesman at the leading automobile sales Floyd | establishment in the country. In fact, I'm here RIGHT NOW to give you Floyd | the ride of your life, baby!" Floyd | Floyd | You hold back a gag reflex. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to guy" | ||||
Floyd | (the Sleaze) Floyd | "Hey sweet-lips, can I buy you a drink? Just point at what you want Floyd | from the menu and" -- he pauses to make a tongue-clicking and akimbo Floyd | finger guns -- "it's yours." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "point at vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You point at the vodka in the menu. "Bartender! One vodka!" the Sleaze Floyd | declares and takes a stack of bills from his pocket. He counts the sum Floyd | with grand gestures and pays for the drink. The bartender places the Floyd | vodka on the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x vodka" | ||||
Floyd | Vodka is almost pure alcolhol. The best way to get drunk quickly. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "typo" | |||
| maga says, "so presumably we need to get it rohypnol'd" | ||||
| Nitku says, "Yeah :(" | ||||
| maga asks, "so we leave it in his presence?" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "go and come back?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf1" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "kiss him" | ||||
Floyd | You. Would. Rather. Die. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heehee" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter is a glass of vodka. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | Entering the bar you see the Sleaze looking around him, taking Floyd | something from his jacket pocket and dropping it into the vodka when Floyd | he thinks no-one is looking. The drink sizzles for a short while and Floyd | turns back to normal again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take vodka" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga asks, "okay, who do we spike?" | |||
| maga asks, "satchel-guy?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I think so" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "arcade" | ||||
Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hall of fame" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give vodka to ralph" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "meh" | |||
| djfletch says, "try the VIP guard" | ||||
| maga says, "the VIP area gua - right" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "vip" | ||||
Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | A guard is making sure no-one without a pass gets in. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give vodka to guard" | ||||
Floyd | He gives the drink a longing look, smacking his dry lips. "Thank you, Floyd | ma'am, but I have to stay alert," he says. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give vodka to guard" | ||||
Floyd | He gives the drink a longing look, smacking his dry lips. "Thank you, Floyd | ma'am, but I have to stay alert," he says. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "He wants it." | |||
| maga asks, "hm. cola, maybe?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yeah." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "bar" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "point at cola" | ||||
Floyd | You point at the cola in the menu. "Bartender! One cola!" the Sleaze Floyd | declares and takes a stack of bills from his pocket. He counts the sum Floyd | with grand gestures and pays for the drink. The bartender places the Floyd | cola on the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter is a glass of cola. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | Entering the bar you see the Sleaze looking around him, taking Floyd | something from his jacket pocket and dropping it into the cola when he Floyd | thinks no-one is looking. The drink sizzles for a short while and Floyd | turns back to normal again. Floyd | Floyd | "I bet your parents were angels, because I would like to..." the Floyd | Sleaze says and ends the sentence with a short but vomit-inducing Floyd | gesture show. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take cola" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "vip" | ||||
Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | A guard is making sure no-one without a pass gets in. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give cola to guard" | ||||
Floyd | "Thank you, ma'am! I appreciate this," the guard says and takes the Floyd | glass. He empties it in a single draw. Floyd | Floyd | "This is... strange..." he says, and falls straight on a couch. You're Floyd | worried for a moment that he might be more than just asleep, but you Floyd | can see him breathing peacefully in his slumber. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I don't get the angel bit." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "talk to britney" | ||||
Floyd | "Hello, Britney." Floyd | Floyd | "Hel-lo, Jen," she says without bothering to look at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "g" | ||||
Floyd | "How did you get into the VIP lounge?" Floyd | Floyd | "That's like the most stupidest question e-ver," she says with her Floyd | annoying nasal voice. "I'm like the main star's gee ef, and you very Floyd | well know it." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult britney" | ||||
Floyd | You don't feel like you would gain much from insulting Britney. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to britney" | ||||
Floyd | "Wanna talk about Gus?" Floyd | Floyd | "Like, why should I want to?" she gushes. "Gus get's like really Floyd | pissed off if I accidentally go telling something I shouldn't. I Floyd | usually don't, not unless I'm like totally wasted, but still." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "show sweater to britney" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "get's ?" | |||
| maga asks, "okay, so non-spiked vodka?" | ||||
| Nitku says, "oops" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yeah, non-spiked vodka." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You're carrying a glass of spiced vodka, a sweater, a handful of Floyd | coins, and a track jacket, and wearing your street clothes. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga asks, "'spiced'?" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "spiked?" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "point to vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "point at vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You point at the spiced vodka. Nothing happens. Floyd | Floyd | "I bet your parents were angels, because I would like to..." the Floyd | Sleaze says and ends the sentence with a short but vomit-inducing Floyd | gesture show. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "grmf" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "drop vodka" | ||||
Floyd | It's better not to leave the drugged drink anywhere. Someone might Floyd | accidentally take it and you don't want to be responsible for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "crap" | |||
| maga says, "the plant, then" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "arcade" | Jacqueline says, "hm... did we make it unwin - ah." | |||
Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "pour vokda into plant" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put vodka in plant" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the plant) Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "pour vodka into plant" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the plant) Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "pour vodka into plant" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the plant) Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "empty vodka" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "pour vodka on plant" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "drop vokda" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "grrrr" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "drop vodka" | ||||
Floyd | It's better not to leave the drugged drink anywhere. Someone might Floyd | accidentally take it and you don't want to be responsible for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "pour out vodka" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "give vodka to vincent" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Try POUR IN" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Nitku), "Help..." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Timing" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "pour vokda in plant" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "aaaaagh" | |||
| Nitku says, "try VODKA" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to maga), "!" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Nitku), "haha" | ||||
| maga beats his head against the table | ||||
| (from Jacqueline) Nitku says (to maga), "try spelling it correctly!" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "pour vodka in plant" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the plant) Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Oh man, I coulda sworn that would work" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "pour in vodka" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "pour vodka into plant" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the plant) Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Are we screwed, then?" | |||
| Nitku says, "Well, you can just give the drink back to the bartender. He'll throw it away." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "save" | Jacqueline says, "Oh, okay." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "push save" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf2" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "drink vodka" | ||||
Floyd | No way! You'd probably be knocked out cold! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "bar" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give vodka to bartender" | ||||
Floyd | The barkeep takes the drink and throws it away. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "point at vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You point at the vodka in the menu. "Bartender! One vodka!" the Sleaze Floyd | declares and takes a stack of bills from his pocket. He counts the sum Floyd | with grand gestures and pays for the drink. The bartender places the Floyd | vodka on the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take vodka" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "vip" | ||||
Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give drink to britney" | ||||
Floyd | "I only take drinks from my friends," Britney sneers. "Gus says it's Floyd | dangerous to accept drinks from strangers." Floyd | Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Should it have printed both?" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "no, that's a bug" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "sit on sofa" | ||||
Floyd | There's no time to rest now! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "drop drink" | ||||
Floyd | You put the vodka on the table. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "floor" | ||||
Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "vip" | ||||
Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | Someone has already snatched the drink you left here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "talk to britney" | ||||
Floyd | "C'mon, Britney. Let's talk about Gus, only for a little while. I'm... Floyd | uh, really curious about him." Floyd | Floyd | "No way! I only talk about my boyfriend with my friends. And we're not Floyd | friends, Jen." Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "not Britney, apparently" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "aw" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "but" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "bah" | ||||
| maga asks, "who is her friend?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Gus." | ||||
| maga says, "well that's no use" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, I realize." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Just sayin'." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "befriend britney" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "look under sofa" | ||||
Floyd | (searching the sofas) Floyd | Among other assorted crap fallen from people's pockets like candy Floyd | wrappers and used paper tissues you find a VIP pass. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "oh. oh. well then" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "show pass to britney" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x pass" | ||||
Floyd | The pass allows for the person holding it to enter the VIP lounge. Not Floyd | that it's that useful now when the lounge guard is out of the picture. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga asks, "hm. maybe we need to give the pass to a friend of hers and listen to them talking?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "We also have the 'get satchel from thug' puzzle." | ||||
| maga says, "maybe she is friends with Norbert or something" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Give the VIP pass to the thug?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Or yeah, maybe Norbert, though I kinda doubt it." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "floor" | ||||
Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give pass to norbert" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Where'd he go?" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "fame" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give pass to ralph" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "map" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Vip Stage Hangout Floyd | Floyd | Bar Floor HALL OF FAME Floyd | Floyd | Arcade Entrance Dark corner Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "arcade" | ||||
Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh wait" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Vince and Gus are friends, so..." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give pass to vincent" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "rrgh" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You're carrying a VIP pass, a sweater, a handful of coins, and a track Floyd | jacket, and wearing your street clothes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to vincent" | ||||
Floyd | There's really nothing to discuss with Vincent. It's a small miracle Floyd | he can form even basic sentences. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "We need another drink." | |||
| maga says, "maybe we can sic the sleaze on her" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give pass to sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | "Care for a pass for the VIP lounge?" you ask and wave the pass in Floyd | front of the Sleaze. "Would I!" he says delighted. "The rich and the Floyd | idle are just waiting for a knight in white armor to come save them Floyd | from boredom," he says, grabs the pass and heads to the lounge. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze sits on the couch with Britney who is doing her best to Floyd | ignore him. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "ooh" | |||
| djfletch says, "aha" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to britney" | ||||
Floyd | "C'mon, Britney. Let's talk about Gus, only for a little while. I'm... Floyd | uh, really curious about him." Floyd | Floyd | "No way! I only talk about my boyfriend with my friends. And we're not Floyd | friends, Jen." Floyd | Floyd | "Hey there, sister. You look like you would need a man in your life," Floyd | the Sleaze suggests to Britney. "Get lost creep," Britney says. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "aw, here I was hoping she'd use us as a shield" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to britney" | ||||
Floyd | "C'mon, Britney. Let's talk about Gus, only for a little while. I'm... Floyd | uh, really curious about him." Floyd | Floyd | "No way! I only talk about my boyfriend with my friends. And we're not Floyd | friends, Jen." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | maga says, "hm. I note that this dries up our source of drinks, too" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | The Sleaze is an obnoxious mix of overconfidence and desperation in Floyd | its mid-30s. He wears a cheap white suit with large collars and Floyd | matching shoes. His shirt is unbuttoned halfway down showcasing an Floyd | uneven patch of chest hair. A thick layer of grease keeps his hair Floyd | combed back. Floyd | Floyd | He's currently working hard to have Britney notice himself. Floyd | Floyd | "Nice outfit," the Sleaze says to Britney. "It'll look good on my Floyd | bedroom floor." She tries to tug her skirt hem lower with little Floyd | success. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Hm, true." | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "So maybe it was just the cola we needed?" | ||||
| maga says, "I still think we've been clued in to get her drunk" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "yes, it did seem like that" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "go back?" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "hall of fame" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to goon" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Like, to a save?" | |||
| djfletch says, "just checking if we can tell anyone about Britney now" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to ralph" | ||||
Floyd | "What's going on, Ralph?" Floyd | Floyd | "Get lost, squirt. There's nothing here for you," he says. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Artist hangout (NE corner) Floyd | The people who are performing in the club usually hang around here by Floyd | the stage. Floyd | Floyd | Gus stands here chatting with his posse. Floyd | Floyd | A massive loudspeaker is booming tunes next to the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to gus" | ||||
Floyd | "Beat it, kid. We don't have anything to talk about." Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "nope" | |||
| Nitku says, "It's really fun to watch you puzzle this" | ||||
| maga says, "my main concern right now is that we need to do something else before we can advance the Britney thread" | ||||
| maga says, "like find that lens or get at the satchel" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x stage" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x gus" | ||||
Floyd | Gus, the insult battle champion. He's not that tough. You could beat Floyd | him, if you were a little bit more well prepared... Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch asks, "could we do anything else at the bar now the sleaze has gone?" | |||
| djfletch says, "I don't know what though" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to djf), "Try it." | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "bar" | ||||
Floyd | One of Gus's goons sees you leave and points at you. Gus turns around Floyd | and sees you with his sweater. "Hey, whatcha think you're doing? Floyd | That's my shirt, come back with it!" he shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Artist hangout (NE corner) Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You're carrying a sweater, a handful of coins, and a track jacket, and Floyd | wearing your street clothes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "wear sweater" | ||||
Floyd | You put on the sweater. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "wear jacket" | ||||
Floyd | You put the jacket on and close the zipper so that you can't see the Floyd | sweater under it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "bar" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x barkeep" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the barkeep. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to barkeep" | ||||
Floyd | "Sorry, too busy to chat," the barkeep says and moves on to the next Floyd | customer. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x clubbers" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze sits on the couch with Britney who is doing her best to Floyd | ignore him. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "search guard" | ||||
Floyd | In the guard's pocket you find a taser. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "oHO" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x taser" | ||||
Floyd | The hand-held stunning device looks impressive. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze tries to wrap his arm around Britney but she slaps his hand Floyd | away. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "tase sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | (with the taser) Floyd | You pull the taser from your pocket. "Well hello, beautiful," the Floyd | Sleaze says and turns to you. "I was just talking with your friend Floyd | here. I was thnking all three of us could go to my place and" *kZap* Floyd | "OH my dear GOD WHAT the" *kZap* "that really HURTS" *kZap* "no NOT Floyd | THERE PLEASE" *kZap* *kZap* Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze staggers away, smoke rising from his head. His limbs twitch Floyd | as he stumbles back to the bar. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh wow, Jen. That's really sweet of you!" Britney stands up and gives Floyd | you an awkward hug. "I think we could be like really good friends, Floyd | Jen!" Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Thug! Thug!" | |||
| olethros arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | Jacqueline says, "Or - oh!" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Now we're her friend. I get it." | ||||
| djfletch says, "hehe" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "haha that was great" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "talk to britney" | ||||
Floyd | "So, now that we're friends, how about we talk about, say, Gus?" Floyd | Floyd | "I don't know, Jen. Can't we talk about something more important, like Floyd | makeup or something?" Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "booze for Jens" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "g" | ||||
Floyd | "No, really, let's talk about Gus. What's his mother like?" Floyd | Floyd | "Yeah, uh... Well, I shouldn't really like talk about that. Gus has Floyd | said that it might hurt him, somehow. I dunno." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Well, how do we get drinks?" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "Think that guy's back at the bar and still talking to us?" | ||||
| maga says (to Jacq), "I doubt he's learned his lesson" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "bar" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "oh man" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "what an idiot" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Lucky for us, though." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "point at vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You point at the vodka in the menu. "Bartender! One vodka!" the Sleaze Floyd | declares and takes a stack of bills from his pocket. He counts the sum Floyd | with grand gestures and pays for the drink. The bartender places the Floyd | vodka on the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "when a girl tases you it's just her way of saying 'chase me, chase me'" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "oh dear" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "vip" | ||||
Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga asks, "did you take the vodka?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, I didn't - right" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "s. take vodka. n." | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "That won't work, maga." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Because it'd be spiked." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take vodka" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "vip" | ||||
Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give vodka to britney" | ||||
Floyd | "I can't like drink any booze, Jen! Gus says I tend to blurt out stuff Floyd | I shouldn't say when I'm drunk," Britney says. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "vodka in the coke, then" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "She is just smart enough to be annoying." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to maga), "You're always cocktailcrafting." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "this game is certainly teaching the Yoof responsible behaviour" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "er, ilac" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "point at coke" | ||||
Floyd | You point at the cola in the menu. "Bartender! One cola!" the Sleaze Floyd | declares and takes a stack of bills from his pocket. He counts the sum Floyd | with grand gestures and pays for the drink. The bartender places the Floyd | cola on the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take coke" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | "I bet your parents were angels, because I would like to..." the Floyd | Sleaze says and ends the sentence with a short but vomit-inducing Floyd | gesture show. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "pour vodka into coke" | ||||
Floyd | You pour the vodka into the cola and create black vodka cola. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give cola to britney" | ||||
Floyd | "Thanks Jen! It's, like, cola? Right?" Floyd | Floyd | "Uh, yeah. It's like cola," you say. Floyd | Floyd | "Ok, great!" She takes a gulp of the drink. "You know, Jen, we're Floyd | like, we're like, we're like the BESTESTEST frriends EVER!" she Floyd | stammers. Worst. Alcohol tolerance. Ever. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "huh" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Nice." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to jen" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Also, yay" | |||
| maga says, "oops" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to britney" | ||||
Floyd | "Oh, hi Jen! We're just the bestest bee ef efs, aren't we?" She speaks Floyd | fast and short segments, like a machine gun firing bursts of stupid. Floyd | "I should like totally do your hair sometime, do you know this totally Floyd | awesome conditioner..." Floyd | Floyd | "...and then I was totally like, 'Like, are you like totally...'" Floyd | Floyd | "...then we went for a burger and I said like, 'You know like how many Floyd | calories those things have like?'..." Floyd | Floyd | "...and we went to the aquarium, and Gus's mom just had to drag Floyd | along..." Floyd | Floyd | What? You snap out of the torpor your brain had induced to prevent any Floyd | permanent damage. "What's that about Gus's momma?" Floyd | Floyd | "Yeah, it was kinda drag but kinda funny too when she accidentally Floyd | slipped into the dolphin pool. But scary too. Anyway, I had this Floyd | totally cool sweater on I bought the other day and..." Floyd | Floyd | That's it! That would like totally work! Er... gah, must get out of Floyd | here before your wits are completely corrupted. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by three points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Wow. Three points!" | |||
| maga says, "okay, so if we can't read the tag until we're onstage, that leaves the satchel" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "So, it has something to do with the rap, I guess." | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "show sweater to britney" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga asks, "hmm. stick it down with the gum?" | |||
| maga asks, "how can we get the gum off, then?" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You're carrying a taser and a handful of coins, and wearing a sweater, Floyd | your street clothes, and a track jacket. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh - right. The gum." | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "With the dude's lens?" | ||||
| djfletch asks, "I suppose the VIP pass is lost now?" | ||||
| maga says, "we are a total jerk" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "floor" | ||||
Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x rose" | ||||
Floyd | The compass rose painted on the ceiling makes it easy to know your Floyd | bearings. You are now at the center of the club. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get gum with taser" | ||||
Floyd | You can't scrape the gum with the taser. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "scrape gum with coin" | ||||
Floyd | You can't scrape the gum with the coins. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Why are we a total jerk, maga?" | |||
| maga says, "we're spiking everybody in creation and now we're going to use some poor guy's glasses to scrape gum off a table" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, there is that." | ||||
| maga says, "life is hard on the block, yo" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "And don't forget we tazed someone." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x gum" | ||||
Floyd | The gum is moist and sticky. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take sweater" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take gum with sweater" | ||||
Floyd | While you hold no love for Gus's possessions, the gum would just get Floyd | smudged into the fabric and it'd never come off. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Find the lens, people." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "search floor" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "We looked under the juke, what about the arcade games?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "arcade" | ||||
Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under plant" | ||||
Floyd | (searching the plant) Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under machines" | ||||
Floyd | (searching the arcade machines) Floyd | There's nothing to find from the machines. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "tase vincent" | ||||
Floyd | (with the taser) Floyd | Vincent doesn't deserve zapping. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "says you" | |||
| djfletch says, "maybe the bouncer has it" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance (southern side) Floyd | This is where you enter and leave the club. Floyd | Floyd | A bouncer is standing next to the door with his arms crossed. Floyd | Floyd | You spot a thermostat mounted on the wall next to the doors. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to bouncer" | ||||
Floyd | There's nothing you really want to say to him. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x bouncer" | ||||
Floyd | The bouncer doesn't look like he's in the perfect job for him, being Floyd | quite scrawny actually. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "tase bouncer" | ||||
Floyd | (with the taser) Floyd | The bouncer doesn't deserve zapping. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "tase me" | ||||
Floyd | (with the taser) Floyd | The situation is not that dire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Dark corner (SE corner) Floyd | The sharp spotlights in this corner of the club create dark and gloomy Floyd | shadows around the tables. Floyd | Floyd | Joe Mahma sits behind a table holding a cigar. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "look under table" | ||||
Floyd | (searching the corner table) Floyd | There is nothing on the corner table. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under table" | ||||
Floyd | (searching the corner table) Floyd | There is nothing on the corner table. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to joe" | ||||
Floyd | "Will you teach me the crane kick now?" Floyd | Floyd | "Don't be daft, girl." Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "hehe" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "yay" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "map" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Vip Stage Hangout Floyd | Floyd | Bar Floor Hall of Fame Floyd | Floyd | Arcade Entrance DARK CORNER Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks (of Nitku), "We're still okay, right?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hall of fame" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is here, busy searching his missing lens. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. | Jacqueline says, "It worries me that the geek is gone." | |||
Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert goes west. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Doing great" | |||
| maga says, "oho, there's Norbert" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under jukebox" | ||||
Floyd | (searching the jukebox) Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "search" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to search? Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Remember that you can navigate also by typing NPC names, so if you need Norbert while he's wandering about you can use that to find him" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, yeah. Right." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "norbert" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "uh" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "norbert" | ||||
Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is standing here near the dance floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "it was prompting for search" | |||
| Nitku says, "right" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "talk to norbert" | ||||
Floyd | "Where do you think the lens went?" Floyd | Floyd | "Oh, it could be anywhere! Most likely it rolled under something." Floyd | Floyd | Norbert tries to look under the table. "Ow, my back," he complains. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under stage" | ||||
Floyd | (searching the stage) Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga asks, "hmm. what haven't we looked under?" | |||
| maga says, "I think we've only got the hangout and the bar left" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "bar" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under chalkboard" | ||||
Floyd | (searching the drinks menu) Floyd | The drinks menu is out of reach. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze dry-humps a bar stool. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under bar" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under stool" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under rock" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "then where did he crawl out from? hyuk hyuk" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "The sleaze is squicking me out. Well done." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hangout" | ||||
Floyd | Artist hangout (NE corner) Floyd | The people who are performing in the club usually hang around here by Floyd | the stage. Floyd | Floyd | Gus stands here chatting with his posse. Floyd | Floyd | A massive loudspeaker is booming tunes next to the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look under loudspeaker" | ||||
Floyd | (searching the speaker) Floyd | Under the speaker near the wall you spot a bulging glass object. It Floyd | can't be anything else than the lens from Norbert's glasses! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku My goal in life is to squick people out | maga says, "score" | |||
| Nitku says, "ilac" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take lens" | ||||
Floyd | You can't quite reach far enough under the speaker to get the lens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "push speaker" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "kick a hole in the speaker" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "turn the music up - maybe it will vibrate more" | |||
| maga says, "righty ho" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hall of fame" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "turn knob to high" | ||||
Floyd | You turn the music up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hangout" | ||||
Floyd | Artist hangout (NE corner) Floyd | The people who are performing in the club usually hang around here by Floyd | the stage. Floyd | Floyd | A thick lens lies under the loudspeaker, just out of reach. Floyd | Floyd | Gus stands here chatting with his posse. Floyd | Floyd | A massive loudspeaker is booming tunes next to the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "push speaker" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take lens" | ||||
Floyd | You can't quite reach far enough under the speaker to get the lens. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "hrm" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You're carrying a taser and a handful of coins, and wearing a sweater, Floyd | your street clothes, and a track jacket. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "it has to be something to do with the volume, surely" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I know! We can get something long and put some gum on the end of it and get the lens out - oh wait." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x speaker" | ||||
Floyd | The loudspeaker booms the tunes in deafening volume. Every bass beat Floyd | makes the ground tremble slightly. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Maybe that's it, yeah." | |||
| maga says, "maybe we need music with more bass" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hall of fame" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x jukebox" | ||||
Floyd | The jukebox looks like a retro vinyl player but under the hood it Floyd | plays MP3s like everything else. The machine controls all the music Floyd | playing in the club, so when somebody chooses a new song, the whole Floyd | club has to listen to that. Floyd | Floyd | The buttons are labeled "rap", "r&b", "jazz", "rock", "techno", and Floyd | something that has most of the letters scraped off, leaving only Floyd | "ass". The button labeled "rap" is currently selected. Floyd | Floyd | The jukebox is operated by inserting coins into the slot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put coin in jukebox" | ||||
Floyd | The coin tumbles inside the machine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "press techno" | ||||
Floyd | You push the "techno" button and a steady stream of low Floyd | thump-thump-thump beats fill the air. The "rap" button pops back up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hangout" | ||||
Floyd | Artist hangout (NE corner) Floyd | The people who are performing in the club usually hang around here by Floyd | the stage. Floyd | Floyd | A thick lens lies under the loudspeaker, just out of reach. Floyd | Floyd | Gus stands here chatting with his posse. Floyd | Floyd | A massive loudspeaker is booming tunes next to the stage. Floyd | Floyd | The loud bass tones make the lens under the speaker bounce up and Floyd | down. At the same time it moves gradually more and more away from the Floyd | wall until it's to your reach. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take lens" | ||||
Floyd | You reach under the speaker and grab the lens. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "cool" | |||
| maga says, "big fish little fish cardboard box" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "clever" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x lens" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the lens. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to maga), "heehee" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "floor" | ||||
Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is standing here near the dance floor. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert searches the table carefully but finds nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "look through lens" | ||||
Floyd | The world looks distorted through the lens. And huge. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "look at tag through lens" | ||||
Floyd | Through the lens the text on the tag would be large enough to read, Floyd | but it's too dark here to make out the letters. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert searches the table carefully but finds nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take gum with lens" | ||||
Floyd | You can't scrape the gum with the lens. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "nooooo" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "NOOOOOOOOOO" | ||||
| maga says, "I suppose we could be nice" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give lens to norbert" | ||||
Floyd | That's a nice thing to do, but the lens could be useful yet. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert tries to look under the table. "Ow, my back," he complains. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Maybe we - yeah" | |||
| maga says, "or not" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Perhaps we use it to focus light and burn something." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "What else are lenses good for?" | ||||
| djfletch says, "maybe for reading the tag, but we need light as well" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Hm, good point. Might be tiny print or something." | ||||
| djfletch asks, "can we get the VIP pass back somehow to use as a scraper?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "vip" | ||||
Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "search couch" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "search sofa" | ||||
Floyd | There's nothing useful hidden in the sofas anymore. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Nitku), "Add couch as a synonym, please." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ask britney for pass" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "let's go and tase the sleaze some more" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "yeah, I wrote that down" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Thanks. :)" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "tase sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | (with the taser) Floyd | You take the taser and thrust it in the Sleaze's ribs. "YeeOW! That's Floyd | way too kinky for my tastes!" Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "haha" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "point at coke" | ||||
Floyd | You point at the cola in the menu. "Bartender! One cola!" the Sleaze Floyd | declares and takes a stack of bills from his pocket. He counts the sum Floyd | with grand gestures and pays for the drink. The bartender places the Floyd | cola on the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "drink coke" | ||||
Floyd | You can't drink it. Floyd | Floyd | "I bet your parents were angels, because I would like to..." the Floyd | Sleaze says and ends the sentence with a short but vomit-inducing Floyd | gesture show. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "oops" | |||
| djfletch says, "I was wondering if an empty glass would be any use" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You're carrying a lens, a taser, and a handful of coins, and wearing a Floyd | sweater, your street clothes, and a track jacket. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze licks a toothpick from his martini slowly from end to end, Floyd | all the while looking you straight in the eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take cola" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "break it" | ||||
Floyd | There's no reason to attack the cola. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "drink cola" | ||||
Floyd | You can't drink it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | "Yo momma's so ugly, xyzzy..." No, that's not gonna work. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "nice" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "plover" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey sweet-lips, can I buy you a drink? Just point at what you want Floyd | from the menu and" -- he pauses to make a tongue-clicking and akimbo Floyd | finger guns -- "it's yours." Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "try plugh" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "plugh" | ||||
Floyd | A hollow voice says, "Yo momma's so fat she don't fit in Z-machine." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "yay" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "plover" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |||
| maga says, "grmfrgr where is my scraper" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "hall of fame" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get picture" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the Missy Maestro portrait, the Gus portrait, the Floyd | Doc Stockholm portrait, the Hetty R portrait, the Slick Joe Mittens Floyd | portrait, or the missing portrait? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "gus" | ||||
Floyd | The Gus portrait is out of reach. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get missy" | ||||
Floyd | The Missy Maestro portrait is out of reach. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x missing" | ||||
Floyd | The first portrait is missing. It used to be the picture of Joe Mahma. Floyd | The empty frame is a memorial of his defamation. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x hetty r" | ||||
Floyd | In the picture there's a thin older woman with a scarf around her Floyd | head. "Hetty had time for the art even with three kids to feed. Just Floyd | like Yo Momma who has three chins to feed." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x missy maestro" | ||||
Floyd | The portrait is of a serious-looking girl with a collar shirt and Floyd | blonde hair combed back. Below it reads: "Missy Maestro could command Floyd | words like an orchestra, but nobody could command Yo Momma away from Floyd | that third bucket of chicken." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x doc stockholm" | ||||
Floyd | The guy in the portrait wears a white jacket and rubber gloves. It Floyd | reads: "Doc could tie your intestines to a knot with a single quip. Floyd | Too bad for Yo Momma that he isn't a cosmetic surgeon." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x slick joe" | ||||
Floyd | The picture depicts a young bald guy with tattoos and hip hop clothes. Floyd | The text says: "Slick Joe had his rhymes and his wits of which he let Floyd | everyone have their share. Yo Momma has her tub-o-lard and that she Floyd | never shares." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x gus" | ||||
Floyd | Gus, that smug twit. The inscription reads: "They say to beat Gus in Floyd | his game is an impossible task, but not as hard as raising a flag on Floyd | Mount Yo Momma." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get frame" | ||||
Floyd | The missing portrait is out of reach. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "break gus" | ||||
Floyd | The Gus portrait is out of reach. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "throw taser at gus" | ||||
Floyd | Futile. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hint" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Did we tase the thug?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I guess we did." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "tase thug" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "tase goon" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "tase Ralph" | ||||
Floyd | (with the taser) Floyd | Ralph doesn't deserve zapping. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "I'??ll add those too" | |||
| maga says, "but violence solves all problems" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "taze ralph" | ||||
Floyd | (with the taser) Floyd | Ralph doesn't deserve zapping. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Okay, just checking that it took taze or tase." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Hrm." | ||||
| Nitku asks, "Do you need a gentle hint?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I am not opposed if it is gentle. Others may differ in this opinion." | ||||
| maga says, "I'd like one, yes" | ||||
| djfletch asks, "yup, I don't have any ideas just now. Are we right that we need to find a scraper?" | ||||
| Nitku says, "First (although this doesn't solve anything), you can challenge Gus at this point" | ||||
| Nitku says, "(that just collects points you have already earned)" | ||||
| maga says, "yay, we can scrape off the gum with the shards of glass bottles that people throw at us" | ||||
| djfletch asks, "ok, shall we try it?" | ||||
| maga says, "okay, let's give it a shot" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "stage" | ||||
Floyd | You climb on the stage. The music pauses and an announcement booms Floyd | from the speakers: "We haaave a challenger!" Floyd | Floyd | [press space to continue] Floyd | | ||||
| maga pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | A crowd starts gathering on the dance floor. The anticipation of a Floyd | battle is thick in the air. Floyd | Floyd | "Our challenger tonight is Jen, a local girl who is taking on the Floyd | current champion, Gus!" Floyd | Floyd | Gus trots on the stage, clapping his hands, working the crowd. The Floyd | masses cheer and yell his name. Floyd | Floyd | "It takes three wins to beat the prevailing champion. With no Floyd | victories so far she still has a long road ahead of her!" Floyd | Floyd | Gus stomps on his side of the stage and turns to face you. The crowd Floyd | goes silent. Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so stupid she needs a dictionary to read the alphabet!" Floyd | Floyd | Here the quip comes, all ready to whip Gus's ass. "Yo momma's so fat Floyd | she fell into the whale pool and the staff rescued the whale by Floyd | mistake." Floyd | Floyd | You can practically hear Gus's jaw fall on the floor. "Yo... Yo... Yo Floyd | momma's so ugly because her face is so ugly..." Floyd | Floyd | The crowd is cheering, and they're cheering for you. Floyd | Floyd | "The challenger wins! She is now one third on her way to becoming the Floyd | champion! Give a big hand for Jen everybody!" Floyd | Floyd | "Beginner's luck," Gus mutters when you step down the stage. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [press space to continue] Floyd | | maga says, "hm. so it seems unlikely that we'll be able to read the tag onstage" | |||
| maga says, "so in addition to needing a scraper we now need light" | ||||
| djfletch pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is standing here near the dance floor. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by five points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "yup looks like we don't get to stay on the stage" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance (southern side) Floyd | This is where you enter and leave the club. Floyd | Floyd | A bouncer is standing next to the door with his arms crossed. Floyd | Floyd | You spot a thermostat mounted on the wall next to the doors. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit? | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "no" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "bar" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | The Sleaze is an obnoxious mix of overconfidence and desperation in Floyd | its mid-30s. He wears a cheap white suit with large collars and Floyd | matching shoes. His shirt is unbuttoned halfway down showcasing an Floyd | uneven patch of chest hair. A thick layer of grease keeps his hair Floyd | combed back. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert arrives from the east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ask sleaze for light" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "map" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Vip Stage Hangout Floyd | Floyd | BAR Floor Hall of Fame Floyd | Floyd | Arcade Entrance Dark corner Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "joe had a cigar" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "Did he?" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "dark corner" | ||||
Floyd | Dark corner (SE corner) Floyd | The sharp spotlights in this corner of the club create dark and gloomy Floyd | shadows around the tables. Floyd | Floyd | Joe Mahma sits behind a table holding a cigar. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "oho" | |||
| maga says, "that is hardly a light source, but there are spotlights" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get cigar" | ||||
Floyd | "I don't think you're old enough to smoke," Joe says. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x spotlights" | ||||
Floyd | The spotlights cover the tables in sharp light and at the same time Floyd | leaving unlit areas in shadows. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "look at tag" | ||||
Floyd | It's too dark to make out what it says on the tag. It looks important, Floyd | or at least as important as a clothes tag ever can. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put sweater on table" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking it off) Floyd | (first taking off the jacket) Floyd | You put the sweater on the corner table. The spotlight lights it Floyd | brightly. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aha" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x tag with lens" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to examine the tag. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Why did you not think of that five million turns ago, maga?!" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "look at tag through lens" | ||||
Floyd | With sufficient light and magnification you can easily make out what Floyd | it says on the tag. Washing instructions... wash separately... may Floyd | release color... made for Cheap-O-Mart... Floyd | Floyd | Wait, Cheap-O-Mart? Where they sell crap and imported knick-knacks to Floyd | poor people? Floyd | Floyd | Inspiration strikes you like a lightning. Gus, you're going down. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by three points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku exclaims, "Hooray!" | |||
| djfletch says, "woo" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "STAGE! STAGE! STAGE!" | ||||
| maga says, "let's throw down" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "stage" | ||||
Floyd | You climb on the stage. The music pauses and an announcement booms Floyd | from the speakers: "We haaave a challenger!" Floyd | Floyd | [press space to continue] Floyd | | ||||
| maga pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | A crowd starts gathering on the dance floor. The anticipation of a Floyd | battle is thick in the air. Floyd | Floyd | "Our challenger tonight is Jen, a local girl who is taking on the Floyd | current champion, Gus!" Floyd | Floyd | Gus trots on the stage, clapping his hands, working the crowd. The Floyd | masses cheer and yell his name. Floyd | Floyd | "She has succeeded in one battle, but was it just a stroke of luck? Floyd | We'll soon find out -- our challenger needs two more victories to win Floyd | the championship!" Floyd | Floyd | Gus stomps on his side of the stage and turns to face you. The crowd Floyd | goes silent. Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so old she had a pet dodo!" Floyd | Floyd | Without blinking you look him straight in the eye and say: "Yo momma's Floyd | so poor she shops for yo rags at the Cheap-O-Mart." Floyd | Floyd | The crowd gasps. Gus's face turns white. "I... Your... Yo momma's so Floyd | fat everyone says she's really fat!" he stammers. The crowd hesitates, Floyd | as if not knowing what happened. Then they start booing. Floyd | Floyd | "The challenger wins again! Uuun-be-lievable! That's two wins for her Floyd | and she is only one victory away from becoming the new champion!" Floyd | Floyd | Gus is looking considerably nervous. He avoids eye contact when you Floyd | walk past him and into the cheering crowd. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [press space to continue] Floyd | | ||||
| maga pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by five points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | You have so far scored 23 out of a possible 35, in 333 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Your score consists of: Floyd | 1 point for finding coins Floyd | 1 point for turning the heat up Floyd | 1 point for stealing Gus's sweater Floyd | 1 point for drugging the guard Floyd | 1 point for finding the VIP pass Floyd | 1 point for making friends with Britney Floyd | 3 points for learning about Gus's momma's mishap at the aquarium Floyd | 1 point for salvaging the lens Floyd | 5 points for comparing Gus's momma to a large sea mammal Floyd | 3 points for finding out Gus wears crappy clothing Floyd | 5 points for revealing Gus's momma shops at Cheap-O-Mart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "so, gum" | |||
| djfletch says, "we could give Norbert his lens back" | ||||
| maga says, "yes" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "norbert" | ||||
Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is here, busy searching his missing lens. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert goes north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is here, busy searching his missing lens. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give lens to norbert" | ||||
Floyd | "I found your missing lens, Norbert." Floyd | Floyd | His eyes light up. "Oh! Oh, thank you! I've been looking everywhere!" Floyd | He takes the lens, snaps it into the frames and attaches it with a Floyd | piece of white tape. "Thanks, Jen," he says and prances off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "norbert" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "I suppose he left and is of no further use to us. Dag." | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "norbert" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get poster" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "ping" | maga says, "uh-oh" | |||
| djfletch says, "hmm" | ||||
| maga pushes the green 'space' button. | Jacqueline says, "um" | |||
| Nitku says, "Good thing you just saved." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit" | maga says, "looks like we killed it" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Floyd is gone, though." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "%quit" | ||||
| Floyd says, "game ended by request of maga." | Jacqueline says, "Oh! Phew." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "load yomomma" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so old she had a pet dodo!" Floyd | Floyd | Your heart is pounding and you find it hard to breathe. You didn't Floyd | supect that the quips would hit this hard in real situation. Focus. Floyd | Focus! Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so fat she has a lot of weight..." Floyd | Floyd | Oh man. You didn't just say that. You did. Oh man. Floyd | Floyd | The crowd starts booing and whistling. It's over. You blew it. Gus Floyd | grins like a retard who has just plucked the last leg off a spider. Floyd | You're not sure that you can find it in you to challenge him again. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma Floyd | Interactive insult battle by Juhana Leinonen Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100101 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | This game is free software. Type LICENSE for details or ABOUT for game Floyd | info. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You're standing dumbfounded and humiliated on the stage of the Compass Floyd | Club. There's nothing left to do than to swallow your defeat and climb Floyd | down the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "restore cf4" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to restore. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga asks, "how far back are we?" | |||
| djfletch says, "only a few moves" | ||||
| djfletch says, "after we went on stage the second time I think" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | You have so far scored 23 out of a possible 35, in 333 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Your score consists of: Floyd | 1 point for finding coins Floyd | 1 point for turning the heat up Floyd | 1 point for stealing Gus's sweater Floyd | 1 point for drugging the guard Floyd | 1 point for finding the VIP pass Floyd | 1 point for making friends with Britney Floyd | 3 points for learning about Gus's momma's mishap at the aquarium Floyd | 1 point for salvaging the lens Floyd | 5 points for comparing Gus's momma to a large sea mammal Floyd | 3 points for finding out Gus wears crappy clothing Floyd | 5 points for revealing Gus's momma shops at Cheap-O-Mart. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "okay then" | |||
| maga says, "still with the scraper search" | ||||
| maga says, "or we could go and hassle Gus a bit" | ||||
| djfletch says, "it died when I tried to get the poster" | ||||
| djfletch says, "so I hope we don't need that" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well." | ||||
| Nitku says, "You don't" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I say we try that one more time, unless - oh, okay. Nevermind." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hangout" | ||||
Floyd | Artist hangout (NE corner) Floyd | The people who are performing in the club usually hang around here by Floyd | the stage. Floyd | Floyd | Gus stands here chatting with his posse. Floyd | Floyd | A massive loudspeaker is booming tunes next to the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x gus" | ||||
Floyd | Gus, the insult battle champion. He's not that tough. You could beat Floyd | him, if you were a little bit more well prepared... Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "hm, no change here" | |||
| Nitku asks, "Do you want the gentle nudge you didn't use?" | ||||
| maga says, "personally, yes" | ||||
| djfletch says, "yes, probably need one" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "mmkay" | ||||
| Nitku says, "Ok, here comes: The Sleaze is part of the solution." | ||||
| maga asks, "we use his lapels to scrape off the gum?" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "bar" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | The Sleaze is an obnoxious mix of overconfidence and desperation in Floyd | its mid-30s. He wears a cheap white suit with large collars and Floyd | matching shoes. His shirt is unbuttoned halfway down showcasing an Floyd | uneven patch of chest hair. A thick layer of grease keeps his hair Floyd | combed back. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take collar" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x suit" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "touch grease" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x chalkboard" | ||||
Floyd | The menu shows they have cola, tonic, gin, wine, beer, and vodka in Floyd | their selection. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch asks, "have we tried giving drinks to the goon?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I think we did." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "It said we decided not to at the last second or whatever, iirc." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I could go back and look, or we could just try again." | ||||
| djfletch says, "we could dissolve the gum in vodka" | ||||
| maga says, "that would defeat our purpose" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey sweet-lips, can I buy you a drink? Just point at what you want Floyd | from the menu and" -- he pauses to make a tongue-clicking and akimbo Floyd | finger guns -- "it's yours." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "point at beer" | ||||
Floyd | You point at the beer in the menu. "Bartender! One beer!" the Sleaze Floyd | declares and takes a stack of bills from his pocket. He counts the sum Floyd | with grand gestures and pays for the drink. The bartender places the Floyd | beer on the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get beer" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "pour beer on gum" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "scrape gum with beer" | ||||
Floyd | You can't scrape the gum with the beer. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "give beer to ralph" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is leaning on the counter, eyeing you and giving an Floyd | occasional wink. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "drink beer" | ||||
Floyd | You can't drink it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "drink beer" | ||||
Floyd | You can't drink it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ask sleaze for shoe" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x beer" | ||||
Floyd | It's like liquid bread, so it must be healty. Floyd | Floyd | "Why don't you know who an' you know who go you know where with you Floyd | know what an' do you know what using you know what?" the Sleaze Floyd | suggests. You do your best to ignore him. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "healty => healthy" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "throw beer at sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | You splash the beer on the Sleaze. Floyd | Floyd | "Playing hard to get is see," the Sleaze winks with the beer dripping Floyd | down his face. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "thanks" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "wink" | ||||
Floyd | That verb is not used in this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "and another typo! I'm on a roll" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "search sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | You're not very good at picking pockets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You're carrying a glass of beer, a glass of cola, a lens, a taser, a Floyd | handful of coins, and a track jacket, and wearing your street clothes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "show taser to sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is here, busy searching his missing lens. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch asks, "norbert?" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "Why do we still have the lens?" | ||||
| Nitku says, "You didn't give the lens back after you restored" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "We didn't - right" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give lens to norbert" | ||||
Floyd | "I found your missing lens, Norbert." Floyd | Floyd | His eyes light up. "Oh! Oh, thank you! I've been looking everywhere!" Floyd | He takes the lens, snaps it into the frames and attaches it with a Floyd | piece of white tape. "Thanks, Jen," he says and prances off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "give beer to vincent" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "still don't think that helps us much" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "An alternative solution would be to get tape from Norbert, perhaps." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "But I don't think that works. He disappears, right?" | ||||
| djfletch says, "we could get Britney more drunk maybe" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "vip" | ||||
Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "give beer to britney" | maga asks, "eep, again?" | |||
| djfletch says, "aieee" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "ping" | Jacqueline says, "Wonder if this is Floyd or something in Nitku's code." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "How close are we to the end, Nitku? Pretty close, I suppose." | ||||
| Nitku says, "There shouldn't be anything special about those commands." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "mmkay" | ||||
| Nitku says, "Yeah, you're really close" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "%quit" | ||||
| Floyd says, "game ended by request of maga." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "%quit" | ||||
| Floyd says (to Jacqueline), "Floyd isn't playing any game right now." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "load yomomma" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so fat when she gets up on the wrong side of the bed it's Floyd | because she has to use the spare pulley!" Floyd | Floyd | Your heart is pounding and you find it hard to breathe. You didn't Floyd | supect that the quips would hit this hard in real situation. Focus. Floyd | Focus! Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so stupid she has a low IQ..." Floyd | Floyd | Oh man. You didn't just say that. You did. Oh man. Floyd | Floyd | The crowd starts booing and whistling. It's over. You blew it. Gus Floyd | grins like a retard who has just plucked the last leg off a spider. Floyd | You're not sure that you can find it in you to challenge him again. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma Floyd | Interactive insult battle by Juhana Leinonen Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100101 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | This game is free software. Type LICENSE for details or ABOUT for game Floyd | info. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You're standing dumbfounded and humiliated on the stage of the Compass Floyd | Club. There's nothing left to do than to swallow your defeat and climb Floyd | down the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "norbert" | ||||
Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is here, busy searching his missing lens. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give lens to norbert" | ||||
Floyd | "I found your missing lens, Norbert." Floyd | Floyd | His eyes light up. "Oh! Oh, thank you! I've been looking everywhere!" Floyd | He takes the lens, snaps it into the frames and attaches it with a Floyd | piece of white tape. "Thanks, Jen," he says and prances off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "and now he's gone entirely, I think" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "vip" | ||||
Floyd | VIP lounge (NW corner) Floyd | The area is reserved to those with VIP passes. There are cushy red Floyd | sofas to sit on and you don't have to worry about drunken idiots Floyd | crashing your table. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is lying passed out on one of the sofas. Floyd | Floyd | Britney, the bimbo girlfriend of Gus, sits on a couch looking bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to britney" | ||||
Floyd | She seems to be busy talking, not really paying attention to who is Floyd | listening. It's unlikely she'll blurt out any more gems. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "search guard" | ||||
Floyd | You don't find anything else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "search britney" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf5" | Nitku says, "ack" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "What - oh, man, timing." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, crud. I guess something's up and we should definitely let Jota know." | ||||
| Nitku says, "I wonder if the game leaks memory or something." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "%quit" | ||||
| Floyd says, "game ended by request of maga." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||||
| Floyd says (to maga), "Floyd doesn't know that trick." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "load yomomma" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so fat when they take aerial photos they have to ask her Floyd | to move out of the way!" Floyd | Floyd | Your heart is pounding and you find it hard to breathe. You didn't Floyd | supect that the quips would hit this hard in real situation. Focus. Floyd | Focus! Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so ugly because her face is so ugly..." Floyd | Floyd | Oh man. You didn't just say that. You did. Oh man. Floyd | Floyd | The crowd starts booing and whistling. It's over. You blew it. Gus Floyd | grins like a retard who has just plucked the last leg off a spider. Floyd | You're not sure that you can find it in you to challenge him again. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma Floyd | Interactive insult battle by Juhana Leinonen Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100101 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | This game is free software. Type LICENSE for details or ABOUT for game Floyd | info. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You're standing dumbfounded and humiliated on the stage of the Compass Floyd | Club. There's nothing left to do than to swallow your defeat and climb Floyd | down the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "norbert" | ||||
Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert is here, busy searching his missing lens. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | Norbert searches the plant carefully but finds nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give lens to norbert" | ||||
Floyd | "I found your missing lens, Norbert." Floyd | Floyd | His eyes light up. "Oh! Oh, thank you! I've been looking everywhere!" Floyd | He takes the lens, snaps it into the frames and attaches it with a Floyd | piece of white tape. "Thanks, Jen," he says and prances off. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku asks, "Want a second hint?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "please" | |||
| Nitku says, "Another NPC is part of the solution, too." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Who have we got?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Vincent, the groupies..." | ||||
| maga says, "maybe we could get Vincent to beat on the sleaze" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "arcade" | ||||
Floyd | You are already there. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "insult vincent" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey Vincent," you say. "Word on the street is that yo momma's so ugly Floyd | that people say she doesn't look good." Floyd | Floyd | Vincent stops in his tracks. You can hear gears turning in his head. Floyd | He turns around, grabs you by the collar and lifts you in the air. Floyd | "Who's been sayin' that? Talk ya little punk!" Floyd | Floyd | ? | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | "The greasehair over there? He's goin' to be picking his teeth from Floyd | the floor in about five seconds," Vincent barks and storms into the Floyd | bar. You witness a gruesome act that includes screaming, punching, and Floyd | unhealthy amount of excruciating pain. You almost feel sorry for the Floyd | Sleaze. Almost. Floyd | Floyd | Vincent storms back, shaking his head. "What a weasel," he mutters and Floyd | returns to his game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "bar" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is lying face down on the floor. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze picks himself up from the floor and sways back to the Floyd | counter. "Sheez, I wonder what that guy's problem was," he mutters. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | The Sleaze is an obnoxious mix of overconfidence and desperation in Floyd | its mid-30s. He wears a cheap white suit with large collars and Floyd | matching shoes. His shirt is unbuttoned halfway down showcasing an Floyd | uneven patch of chest hair. A thick layer of grease keeps his hair Floyd | combed back. Floyd | He looks quite ruffled after the Vincent incident. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey sweet-lips, can I buy you a drink? Just point at what you want Floyd | from the menu and" -- he pauses to make a tongue-clicking and akimbo Floyd | finger guns -- "it's yours." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Maybe an extra line break there." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Before 'He looks quite ruffled'" | ||||
| Nitku says, "yeah" | ||||
| maga asks, "maybe he needs a drink now?" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "point at beer" | ||||
Floyd | You point at the beer in the menu. "Bartender! One beer!" the Sleaze Floyd | declares and takes a stack of bills from his pocket. He counts the sum Floyd | with grand gestures and pays for the drink. The bartender places the Floyd | beer on the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take beer" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give beer to sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | At the last moment you decide not to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "hug sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | You. Would. Rather. Die. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "arcade" | ||||
Floyd | Arcade corner (SW corner) Floyd | In this corner of the club there's a collection of arcade machines. Floyd | This is where all the tough kids like to hang out. Floyd | Floyd | Speaking of tough kids, Vincent is hacking away on one of the Floyd | machines. Floyd | Floyd | There's a tall plant standing in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "insult vincent" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey Vincent," you say. "Word on the street is that yo momma's so fat Floyd | she weighs a lot." Floyd | Floyd | Vincent stops in his tracks. You can hear gears turning in his head. Floyd | He turns around, grabs you by the collar and lifts you in the air. Floyd | "Who's been sayin' that? Talk ya little punk!" Floyd | Floyd | ? | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "sleaze" | ||||
Floyd | "That smug bastard again? He's goin' to be picking his teeth from the Floyd | floor in about five seconds," Vincent barks and storms into the bar. Floyd | You witness a gruesome act that includes screaming, punching, and Floyd | unhealthy amount of excruciating pain. You almost feel sorry for the Floyd | Sleaze. Almost. Floyd | Floyd | Vincent storms back, shaking his head. "What a weasel," he mutters and Floyd | returns to his game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "bar" | ||||
Floyd | Bar (western side) Floyd | A club wouldn't be a club if it didn't have a bar. The selection is Floyd | written on a chalkboard behind the counter next to an educational Floyd | poster. Floyd | Floyd | There's a business card lying on the floor. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze is lying face down on the floor. Floyd | Floyd | The barkeep is busy serving drinks to thirsty clubbers. Floyd | Floyd | The Sleaze picks himself up from the floor and sways back to the Floyd | counter. "I guess some people just can't handle my good looks," he Floyd | mutters. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "AHA" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf7" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take card" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. The card must have fallen from the Sleaze's pocket when he fell Floyd | to the ground. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x card" | Nitku says, "argh" | |||
| maga says (to Jacq), "just in time, it appears" | ||||
| DavidW arrives, ready to play with the toys. | DavidW says, "I'm baaaack." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "%quit" | ||||
| Floyd says, "game ended by request of maga." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "load yomomma" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to Floyd | throw her back into the ocean!" Floyd | Floyd | Your heart is pounding and you find it hard to breathe. You didn't Floyd | supect that the quips would hit this hard in real situation. Focus. Floyd | Focus! Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so ugly that people say she doesn't look good..." Floyd | Floyd | Oh man. You didn't just say that. You did. Oh man. Floyd | Floyd | The crowd starts booing and whistling. It's over. You blew it. Gus Floyd | grins like a retard who has just plucked the last leg off a spider. Floyd | You're not sure that you can find it in you to challenge him again. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma Floyd | Interactive insult battle by Juhana Leinonen Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100101 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | This game is free software. Type LICENSE for details or ABOUT for game Floyd | info. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You're standing dumbfounded and humiliated on the stage of the Compass Floyd | Club. There's nothing left to do than to swallow your defeat and climb Floyd | down the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "cf7" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x card" | ||||
Floyd | (first picking it up) Floyd | Taken. The card must have fallen from the Sleaze's pocket when he fell Floyd | to the ground. Floyd | Floyd | It reads "Sleazeball McDouchebag, Junior Sales Assistant, Johnson's Floyd | Used Cars and Auto Parts." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "floor" | ||||
Floyd | Dance floor (center of the club) Floyd | This is the center of the Compass Club. Most people don't orient Floyd | themselves in relation to compass directions, but here it's more than Floyd | natural. A huge compass rose is painted to the ceiling and the Floyd | abbreviations of cardinal directions are painted on the walls. Floyd | Floyd | To north there's the stage where you can challenge Gus by just Floyd | climbing on to it. The club continues in every other direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "scrape gum with card" | ||||
Floyd | You scrape the gum off. It's now on the business card. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf8" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hall of fame" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "wow. 'scrape'?" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put gum on rap" | ||||
Floyd | You stick the bubblegum in and around the rap button. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put coin in jukebox" | Jacqueline says (to DW), "Welcome back. Turns out we're only playing Nitku's game today, as it's pretty full-length." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "push classical" | DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "ok" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Also, we're very near the end, so you might not wanna watch." | ||||
| maga says, "rrgh, there it goes" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Because you'd enjoy this one, methinks." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to maga), "Be persistent!" | ||||
| Nitku says, "And Floyd is acting up" | ||||
| DavidW asks (of Jacqueline), "so, I should go?" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "%quit" | ||||
| Floyd says, "game ended by request of maga." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "load yomomma" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so fat she bought two tents and a coil of rope to make Floyd | herself a bikini top!" Floyd | Floyd | Your heart is pounding and you find it hard to breathe. You didn't Floyd | supect that the quips would hit this hard in real situation. Focus. Floyd | Focus! Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so stupid she has a low IQ..." Floyd | Floyd | Oh man. You didn't just say that. You did. Oh man. Floyd | Floyd | The crowd starts booing and whistling. It's over. You blew it. Gus Floyd | grins like a retard who has just plucked the last leg off a spider. Floyd | You're not sure that you can find it in you to challenge him again. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma Floyd | Interactive insult battle by Juhana Leinonen Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100101 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | This game is free software. Type LICENSE for details or ABOUT for game Floyd | info. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You're standing dumbfounded and humiliated on the stage of the Compass Floyd | Club. There's nothing left to do than to swallow your defeat and climb Floyd | down the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||||
| DavidW has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "cf8" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "hall of fame" | Nitku says (to DW), "You'll see the ending if you don't" | |||
| DavidW says, "muteing" | ||||
Floyd | Hall of Fame (eastern side) Floyd | Just being here makes your heart beat faster. The walls are adorned by Floyd | portraits of past champions, each of them a part of great history. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph, one of Gus's goons, is sitting here with a satchel. Floyd | Floyd | An old jukebox sits under the pictures. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put gum on rap" | ||||
Floyd | You stick the bubblegum in and around the rap button. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put coins in jukebox" | ||||
Floyd | The coin tumbles inside the machine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "cf9" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "push ass" | ||||
Floyd | You push the "classical" button and a smoothing classical symphony Floyd | starts playing. The "techno" button pops back up. Floyd | Floyd | "What the... Who changed the music?" Ralph shouts and gets up the Floyd | chair. "Get away from the jukebox, you twerp!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "open satchel" | ||||
Floyd | You open the satchel, revealing some books and a wallet. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph puts a coin into the jukebox and pushes the rap button. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph returns from the jukebox. Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, are you messing with Gus's bag? Get out of here, twerp!" Ralph Floyd | says and pushes you away. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "oh, hm" | |||
| maga says, "maybe we needed to gum the ass button" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yeah." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Try that." | ||||
| maga says, "or maybe the rap button will stay down now" | ||||
| Nitku says (to maga), "That sentence might look strange out of context" | ||||
| Fang said: "I wanna make you sweat, boo. Let's do this thing." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put coins in machine" | ||||
Floyd | The coin tumbles inside the machine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "press ass" | ||||
Floyd | You push the "classical" button and a smoothing classical symphony Floyd | starts playing. The "rap" button pops back up. Floyd | Floyd | "What the... Who changed the music?" Ralph shouts and gets up the Floyd | chair. "Get away from the jukebox, you twerp!" Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "hm, so the rap button pops back up again" | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "open satchel" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "%quit" | ||||
| Floyd says, "game ended by request of Jacqueline." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load yomamma" | ||||
| Floyd says (to Jacqueline), "Floyd doesn't know that game." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load yomomma" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so fat when she gets up on the wrong side of the bed it's Floyd | because she has to use the spare pulley!" Floyd | Floyd | Your heart is pounding and you find it hard to breathe. You didn't Floyd | supect that the quips would hit this hard in real situation. Focus. Floyd | Focus! Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so fat she has a lot of weight..." Floyd | Floyd | Oh man. You didn't just say that. You did. Oh man. Floyd | Floyd | The crowd starts booing and whistling. It's over. You blew it. Gus Floyd | grins like a retard who has just plucked the last leg off a spider. Floyd | You're not sure that you can find it in you to challenge him again. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma Floyd | Interactive insult battle by Juhana Leinonen Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100101 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | This game is free software. Type LICENSE for details or ABOUT for game Floyd | info. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You're standing dumbfounded and humiliated on the stage of the Compass Floyd | Club. There's nothing left to do than to swallow your defeat and climb Floyd | down the stage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf9" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "It shouldn't do that. But it doesn't change the outcome." | |||
| maga says (to Floyd), "take gum" | ||||
Floyd | (with the business card) Floyd | You scrape the gum off. It's now on the business card. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put gum on ass" | ||||
Floyd | You stick the bubblegum in and around the classical button. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "push ass" | ||||
Floyd | You push the "classical" button and a smoothing classical symphony Floyd | starts playing. The "techno" button pops back up. Floyd | Floyd | "What the... Who changed the music?" Ralph shouts and gets up the Floyd | chair. "Get away from the jukebox, you twerp!" Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "open satchel" | ||||
Floyd | You open the satchel, revealing some books and a wallet. Floyd | Floyd | "Hey! What's wrong with this stupid machine?" Ralph swears and pounds Floyd | on the jukebox buttons. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x books" | ||||
Floyd | Let's see, a Jack Mills pocket book... something about gardening... Floyd | man, he reads crappy books too. Floyd | Floyd | "Stupid piece of junk," Ralph says. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x wallet" | ||||
Floyd | Huh, it's Gus's wallet. Might be interesting. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph has a fit and pounds himself instead of the jukebox. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "open wallet" | ||||
Floyd | You go through the wallet quckily and discover a photograph. Looks Floyd | like... well, it's an ugly old hag... wait, could it be Gus's momma? Floyd | Floyd | Yes! It must be! She has this horrible wart in the middle of her Floyd | face... Now that just gets your creative juices moving, not to mention Floyd | your dinner. You quickly replace the picture and the wallet. Floyd | Floyd | Ralph finally gets the bubblegum scraped off the button and gets the Floyd | music changed. He comes back to his seat, steaming from the ears. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, are you messing with Gus's bag? Get out of here, twerp!" Ralph Floyd | says and pushes you away. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by three points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "and there we go" | |||
| djfletch says, "hurrah" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Extra space there." | ||||
| maga says, "let's get on stage before we break down again" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf10" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "stage" | ||||
Floyd | You climb on the stage. The music pauses and an announcement booms Floyd | from the speakers: "We haaave a challenger!" Floyd | Floyd | [press space to continue] Floyd | | ||||
| maga pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | A crowd starts gathering on the dance floor. The anticipation of a Floyd | battle is thick in the air. Floyd | Floyd | "Our challenger tonight is Jen, a local girl who is taking on the Floyd | current champion, Gus!" Floyd | Floyd | Gus trots on the stage, clapping his hands, working the crowd. The Floyd | masses cheer and yell his name. Floyd | Floyd | "With two victories under her belt, she is only one, yes, one win away Floyd | from the championship title!" Floyd | Floyd | Gus stomps on his side of the stage and turns to face you. The crowd Floyd | goes silent. Floyd | Floyd | "Yo momma's so stupid she got locked inside a grocery store and Floyd | starved!" Floyd | Floyd | You have the insult and you know how to use it. "Yo momma's so ugly Floyd | her warts went to see the doctor to have her removed." Floyd | Floyd | The crowd goes wild. They can barely hear Gus stuttering: "..no way... Floyd | Yo momma's so stupid she doesn't know anything! I mean Yo momma's so Floyd | ugly because her face is so ugly!" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [press space to continue] Floyd | | ||||
| maga pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly lights of all colors start flashing and music turns into Floyd | heroic fanfares. The announcer goes ballistic. "U-U-U-UNBELIEVABLE! Floyd | Ladies and Gentlemen! We have a NEW CHAMPION!" Floyd | Floyd | The sound of the crowd is incredible. They cheer for their new hero -- Floyd | you! You are carried out above the crowds chanting your name. A life Floyd | of celebrity, fame and fortune has just opened before you. Floyd | Floyd | Just as the celebrating masses carry you out the door you see Joe Floyd | Mahma in the corner table, giving a brief nod of approval before Floyd | retreating back into the shadows. He is smiling and you're almost sure Floyd | you saw a glint of a tear in his eye. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have won *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 34 out of a possible 35, in 360 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, see your full Floyd | SCORE, or read some painful FACTS of life? Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "facts" | ||||
Floyd | Did you know that... Floyd | ...Yo momma's so fat NASA has a satellite in orbit around her? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so stupid she needs a dictionary to read the alphabet? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her Floyd | shower? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so stupid she got lost in the desert and drowned? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so ugly a grue refused to eat her? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so fat she drove three all-you-can-eat buffets into Floyd | bankruptcy - in one night? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so ugly she makes onions cry? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so stupid she lost count while counting to one? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so fat her chins have different area codes? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so fat she bought two tents and a coil of rope to make Floyd | herself a bikini top? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so old she had a pet dodo? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so fat she's likely to be half-eaten by a grue? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to Floyd | throw her back into the ocean? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so fat when she walks on the road she's legally Floyd | classified as a semi-truck? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so fat when she switches her watch to the other hand Floyd | she has to set it to a new time zone? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so stupid she got locked inside a grocery store and Floyd | starved? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so ugly she's the control at the ugly stick factory? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so stupid she got run over by a parked car? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so stupid she saw a "wet floor" sign and did it? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so fat when they take aerial photos they have to ask Floyd | her to move out of the way? Floyd | ...Yo momma's so fat when she gets up on the wrong side of the bed Floyd | it's because she has to use the spare pulley? Floyd | Floyd | And that... Floyd | ...Yo momma's so fat she don't fit in Z-machine? Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, see your full Floyd | SCORE, or read some painful FACTS of life? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Heh. Well done, Nitku." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "And well done, us!" | ||||
| Nitku exclaims, "Thanks for playing!" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Even though we did need hints." | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||||
Floyd | | ||||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | Jacqueline says, "A hint system might not be a terrible addition." | |||
| Nitku says, "Yes, I'm planning to have that" | ||||
| Nitku says, "It took longer than I expected." | ||||
| djfletch says, "yeah, that was good fun" | ||||
| maga says, "mmhmm" | ||||
| maga says, "though it'd be nice to know where the mystery freezes are coming from" | ||||
| Nitku says, "I got 44 new bugs written down, thanks for finding those" | ||||
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