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Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. |
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NightFloyd Transcript:
Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. |
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ToyShop & Floyditorium
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#ClubFloyd Discussion
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask specfictionfull" | ||
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Floyd ] Money will come when you are doing the right thing.
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Floyd ] ---Mike Phillips
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Floyd ] Speculative Fiction
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Floyd ] [Press any key to begin.]
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/0 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Babe, I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to cancel dinner. Floyd | Yeah, I've got to stop the boss from being executed. Floyd | Floyd | Speculative Fiction Floyd | Beginner's Lessons from "The Big Book of Financial Crimes" Floyd | Copyright (c) 2011--2012 by Diane Christoforo and Thomas Mack Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120630 / Inform v6.31 Library 6/11 Floyd | First-time players should type ABOUT. Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | Floyd | No! My shiniest of shiny objects! Don't fly aw--- Come back! I Floyd | love you! Floyd | Floyd | Well, now that my girlfriend's mad at me, where were we? Ah, right. Floyd | Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various--- Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your Floyd | height up. Can we leave? Floyd | Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a vase, a mirror, and an annoying git in Floyd | a dress here. Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode asks, "is the the one with the bird?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "cool, I don't think I ever finished it" | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x tapestry" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | > X TAPESTRY Floyd | Floyd | It's a garish sight. I guess the artist might have been trying to do Floyd | something in the Colorist style. (Purple and green dyes became cheap Floyd | around the turn of the century, and there was a rainbow explosion in Floyd | the art world for about a decade.) I don't know, though--- these Floyd | colors don't really go together. Colorism usually involves more Floyd | realistic pairings, and I don't think humans are supposed to be that Floyd | shade of orange. I think the blobby thing is meant to be a unicorn, Floyd | but that's speculation. Floyd | Floyd | The tapestry was probably made by the late queen. I've heard stories Floyd | about her prolific and unusual talent. I'm sure the old guy couldn't Floyd | bear to throw it out, and nobody else could bear to look at it. Floyd | There's a wobbly inscription woven into the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Ellison has disconnected. | ||
| Ellison has connected. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x inscription" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/2 Floyd | Floyd | > X INSCRIPTION Floyd | Floyd | "To my beloved on our twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. May our love Floyd | always be as eternal as the flowing fountain." Floyd | Floyd | That's a fountain? I guess this was made by the queen. Aw, Floyd | that's so sad. I mean, she had no taste, but they say the old guy Floyd | really loved her and went mad with grief after she died. I guess that Floyd | was good for us, with you getting the job here and him never caring Floyd | what you did. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x unicorn" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/3 Floyd | Floyd | > X UNICORN Floyd | Floyd | That is not a fountain, regardless of what the inscription says. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/4 Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | You're a mediocre wizard. No, no, boss, don't look sad! Wait for me to Floyd | finish! You're a great inventor! See, there was a compliment coming. Floyd | You always have the best ideas. Remember Primo Eyeballs-in-a-Can? That Floyd | was my personal favorite, for obvious reasons. But your ideas don't Floyd | always, er, work right. That's why you took the wizarding job: 'cause Floyd | it gets you money to work on your inventions until we hit it big. Floyd | Which we will, as soon as we replace all that missing money and keep Floyd | you from getting killed and, um, okay, this is probably not cheering Floyd | you up as much as I'd hoped. Floyd | Floyd | Right now your body is in the corner, unconscious. You're wearing your Floyd | completely awesome purple robe, but your hat got lost in the arrest Floyd | fiasco. The stupid fat guy searched you and took all your stuff, but Floyd | maybe there's something he missed. I don't know. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x you" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/5 Floyd | Floyd | > X YOU Floyd | Floyd | I'm W.D., your familiar, and I'm awesome. Check out these feathers! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x feathers" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/6 Floyd | Floyd | > X FEATHERS Floyd | Floyd | I have black feathers, which means I go with everything. They shine a Floyd | little bit in the light. My lovely girlfriend says they look slightly Floyd | blue in very bright light, but I don't see it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x bed" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/7 Floyd | Floyd | > X BED Floyd | Floyd | It's a wooden bed frame that would be big enough for one human with a Floyd | mattress or pillows, but there aren't any around. It doesn't look Floyd | particularly comfortable, and the wood's splintering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under bed" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/8
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Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BED
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "x mirror" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Nothing but a bit of dust. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/9 Floyd | Floyd | > X MIRROR Floyd | Floyd | It's an oval mirror with a steel frame bolted to the wall. The frame Floyd | has little diamond-shaped cutouts in it. The mirror itself is about as Floyd | big as I am. It's got a big dent in it, but it still works as a Floyd | reflective surface. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in mirror" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/10 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN MIRROR Floyd | Floyd | Hey, it's me! I'm W.D., your familiar, and I'm awesome. Check out Floyd | these feathers! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x dent" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/10 Floyd | Floyd | > X DENT Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x robe" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/11 Floyd | Floyd | > X ROBE Floyd | Floyd | I love your robe. It's so stylish. It's purple and dark purple and Floyd | darker purple and all swirly patterned and stuff, and it's covered in Floyd | sequins and sparkles and shiny and glittery and glowy! It's Floyd | mesmerizing. You look great, even unconscious. There are big floppy Floyd | pockets sewn inside. You usually keep all kinds of stuff in there. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/12 Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at Floyd | the bottom. It's the kind of vase that holds a few flowers instead of Floyd | a whole bouquet. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "> get distracted and spend entire game looking at shiny things" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in pockets" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/13 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN POCKETS Floyd | Floyd | Hey, hey, there's a magic wand in one of the pockets! Man, the fat guy Floyd | didn't even think it was worth taking? That's just sad. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take wand" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/14 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Woo" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/15 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mind" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/16 Floyd | Floyd | > X MIND Floyd | Floyd | It's...well...it's hard to describe what it's like to have someone Floyd | else in your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Very deep." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read mind" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/17 Floyd | Floyd | > READ MIND Floyd | Floyd | That's just a joke, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x wand" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/18 Floyd | Floyd | > X WAND Floyd | Floyd | This is the Aetheric Coin Generator Mark III! It turns air into faery Floyd | coins. The Mark I only lasted through seven thousand uses or so, and Floyd | Mark II backfired and turned coins into air. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hug me" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/19 Floyd | Floyd | > HUG ME Floyd | Floyd | No can do, boss. No lips. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hug without lips" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/19 Floyd | Floyd | > HUG WITHOUT LIPS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Uh, what kind of hug..." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hug is frequently linked in with kiss." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/20 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN VASE Floyd | Floyd | The vase is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/21 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH VASE Floyd | Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/22 Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at Floyd | the bottom. It's the kind of vase that holds a few flowers instead of Floyd | a whole bouquet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/23 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "How are we carrying these things?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x git" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/24 Floyd | Floyd | > X GIT Floyd | Floyd | You're a mediocre wizard. No, no, boss, don't look sad! Wait for me to Floyd | finish! You're a great inventor! See, there was a compliment coming. Floyd | You always have the best ideas. Remember Primo Eyeballs-in-a-Can? That Floyd | was my personal favorite, for obvious reasons. But your ideas don't Floyd | always, er, work right. That's why you took the wizarding job: 'cause Floyd | it gets you money to work on your inventions until we hit it big. Floyd | Which we will, as soon as we replace all that missing money and keep Floyd | you from getting killed and, um, okay, this is probably not cheering Floyd | you up as much as I'd hoped. Floyd | Floyd | Right now your body is in the corner, unconscious. You're wearing your Floyd | completely awesome purple robe, but your hat got lost in the arrest Floyd | fiasco. The stupid fat guy searched you and took all your stuff, but Floyd | maybe there's something he missed. I don't know. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Magic!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ok!" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "get git" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/25 Floyd | Floyd | > GET GIT Floyd | Floyd | You're way too bulky and heavy for me to lift with my little talons. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase on me" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/26 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP VASE ON ME Floyd | Floyd | I don't think putting things on the annoying git in a dress would Floyd | accomplish anything. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/27 Floyd | Floyd | > X DOOR Floyd | Floyd | It's a big wooden door, wide enough for two humans to walk through it Floyd | at once. Based on all the noise when they threw us in here, it's Floyd | locked from the outside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x window" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/28 Floyd | Floyd | > X WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | The "window" is just a space in the stones. It's smaller than a human Floyd | but bigger than a raven, if you catch my drift. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open vase" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/29 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN VASE Floyd | Floyd | That's not something I can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open window" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/30 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | It's just an opening in the wall; there's no glass or anything. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "fly through window" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/31 Floyd | Floyd | > FLY THROUGH WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | Whooooosh! I'm flying out the window to sweet, delicious Floyd | freedom! And to sweet, delicious rotting meat, with any luck. Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tree" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/32 Floyd | Floyd | > X TREE Floyd | Floyd | This is a maple. It has some really nice branches higher up. It's got Floyd | a good view and is relatively quiet, or it was until those stupid kids Floyd | started climbing it all the time. When I settle down, my girlfriend Floyd | and I are probably going to need something bigger--- maybe something Floyd | where we can look out over Sandie's Hot Meats. But for now, it's where Floyd | I tend to perch when I'm not doing anything for you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hang out" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/32 Floyd | Floyd | > HANG OUT Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "perch" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/32 Floyd | Floyd | > PERCH Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/33 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "fly through window" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/34 Floyd | Floyd | > FLY THROUGH WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter tree" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/35 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER TREE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In a Tree Floyd | From here, I can see all sorts of things. Sandie's got her Hot Meats Floyd | stall set up in the middle of Big Street. The castle (and your body) Floyd | are off to the south. The bank sparkles faintly in the distance. There Floyd | are streamers and balloons out in front of the magic shop. Farmland Floyd | stretches off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, there's a piece of red paper here. Argh. Humans. Get your own Floyd | tree. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Oops. Meant to go up the tree." | |
| mwmiller says, "'Up' goes back in the dungeon? Okay." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hot. Meats." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x streamers" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/35 Floyd | Floyd | > X STREAMERS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloons" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/35 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLOONS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bank" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/36 Floyd | Floyd | > X BANK Floyd | Floyd | The bank's probably our best bet for getting a lot of money at once. Floyd | It's a fair distance north and then northeast of here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Lies." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x shop" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/37 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHOP Floyd | Floyd | That's Mel's, a bit north of here and then east. We should go there to Floyd | ask for advice. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I want a red balloon." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hot meats" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/37 Floyd | Floyd | > HOT MEATS Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x hot meats" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/37 Floyd | Floyd | > X HOT MEATS Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to examine the meats stall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x stall" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/38 Floyd | Floyd | > X STALL Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats is to the north. If we get some spare money, I'd Floyd | love lunch. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Then I can be richer than any [missing?] king." | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "North?" | ||
| mwmiller asks, "So it just kind of carries on with the wacky zany wiseacre routine, huh?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yup." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/39 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/40 Floyd | Floyd | > X BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | He's got no eyeballs. Man, that's the best part of the human. His Floyd | clothes are old but mostly in one piece. He's holding out a cup for Floyd | money. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cup" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/41 Floyd | Floyd | > X CUP Floyd | Floyd | Inside the chipped cup is a strange coin. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/42 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?" Floyd | Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bite man" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/43 Floyd | Floyd | > BITE MAN Floyd | Floyd | I feel so wrong for saying this, but I just don't see a reason for Floyd | random violence right now. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase on man" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/44 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP VASE ON MAN Floyd | Floyd | I don't think putting things on the beggar would accomplish anything. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put mind in cup" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/45 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT MIND IN CUP Floyd | Floyd | If only it was that easy. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Indeed" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to man" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/45 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO MAN Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "caw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/46 Floyd | Floyd | > CAW Floyd | Floyd | "Caaaaw caaaaw!" Floyd | Floyd | I'm not getting a response. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/47 Floyd | Floyd | > X COIN Floyd | Floyd | It looks like it's made of gold and silver swirled together. The face Floyd | I can see shows a lighthouse. Floyd | Floyd | Hmm. This coin isn't our money. It's not any money I recognize. It Floyd | looks vaguely familiar, though, like--- oh! I've seen that in a book Floyd | before! This is a coin from the ancient Se--- Sevoran, maybe? Anyway, Floyd | there was some kind of ancient empire, and this is a coin from it. It Floyd | could be worth something to a collector. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/48 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a vase Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand at man" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/48 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND AT MAN Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to wave the magic wand. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand at beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/48 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND AT BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to wave the magic wand. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "zap beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/48 Floyd | Floyd | > ZAP BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/49 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/50 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | (the faery coin) Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x faery coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/51 Floyd | Floyd | > X FAERY COIN Floyd | Floyd | This is one of your majick faery coins. They were incredibly useful Floyd | for a while, but then some wiseacre figured out that they explode if Floyd | you put salt on them. Now everyone in town knows they're not real Floyd | gold. The coins are useless as currency, at least until we find a new Floyd | idiot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x faery coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/52 Floyd | Floyd | > X FAERY COIN Floyd | Floyd | This is one of your majick faery coins. They were incredibly useful Floyd | for a while, but then some wiseacre figured out that they explode if Floyd | you put salt on them. Now everyone in town knows they're not real Floyd | gold. The coins are useless as currency, at least until we find a new Floyd | idiot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put faery coin in cup" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/53 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT FAERY COIN IN CUP Floyd | Floyd | "Thank you, birdi---" He narrows the empty sockets where he delicious Floyd | eyeballs should be. He takes the coin and taps against the side of his Floyd | mug. "This sounds wrong. This is one of those magic exploding coins!" Floyd | Floyd | He coldly tosses the faery coin back to me. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Bah." | |
| Zach says, "Hot meat, here we come!" | ||
| mwmiller says, "I was thinking we could somehow do an Indiana Jones swap." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "switch faery coin with coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/53 Floyd | Floyd | > SWITCH FAERY COIN WITH COIN Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to switch the faery coin. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/54 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | (the faery coin) Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take strange coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/55 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?" Floyd | Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask man about strange coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/56 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT STRANGE COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Hello, birdie. You like shiny things, don't you? I like shiny things, Floyd | too. Would you like to give me something shiny?" Floyd | Floyd | "What? No! I---" Yeah, yeah, you don't speak Raven. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/57 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/58
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Floyd | > N
| mwmiller exclaims, "We can't? We're a bird! We can fly!" | |
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give coin to sandie" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/59 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO SANDIE Floyd | Floyd | Sandy knows all about the fake money, Boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to sandie" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/59 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO SANDIE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about hot meat" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/60 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT HOT MEAT Floyd | Floyd | "Awk!" Floyd | Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show mind to sandie" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look pathetic" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/61 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW MIND TO SANDIE Floyd | Floyd | That's just a joke, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/61 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK PATHETIC Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/62 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy Floyd | the last coin first. Conservation of energy, or something. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hooray, science magic." | |
| mwmiller says, "(or not wanting to generate a zillion database items)" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/63 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | A red balloon is here, probably as part of some promotion. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh man. There *is* a red balloon. Happiest day." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cockroaches" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/64 Floyd | Floyd | > X COCKROACHES Floyd | Floyd | Mel notices me and greets me boisterously. "Hey, W.D.! How's my Floyd | favorite raven doing? How's your boss? Need more color-changing Floyd | powder? I have to warn you, I don't think this 'Cow of a Different Floyd | Color' project is going to catch on." Floyd | Floyd | "Not good, Mel. The Perfectly Foolproof Illusion on the Floyd | treasury...wasn't." Floyd | Floyd | "Oh. Does that mean you are recently unemployed? Would you like a job? Floyd | I've been meaning to branch out into delivery, but people are afraid Floyd | of golems, so..." Floyd | Floyd | "No, no. The boss is still good, at least for a few hours. I may be Floyd | back tomorrow, though. (No offense, boss.) We, er, figure the only Floyd | thing that might save the chief's bacon is to, uh, turn the fake Floyd | treasure into...er..." Floyd | Floyd | "Yes?" Floyd | Floyd | "...real treasure. Uh, you wouldn't happen to have a Midas potion Floyd | just, you know, lying around?" Floyd | Floyd | Mel's normally placid face darkens, and he glowers at me. "W.D., you Floyd | know that I like you and your master, but I do not typically keep Floyd | potions which are primarily composed of irreplaceable components just Floyd | 'lying around'. Besides, their manufacture is highly illegal, and I Floyd | have an unfortunate allergy to prison." Floyd | Floyd | "I know, I know. It was a long shot. We just thought you might have Floyd | something." Floyd | Floyd | Mel sighs. "I could possibly sell you some components, and then what Floyd | you did with them would be up to you. But these ingredients are not Floyd | cheap, and my favor to you would be selling them at all. You would Floyd | have to come up with nearly enough money to repopulate the treasury on Floyd | your own." Floyd | Floyd | "Oh. Well, I'm sure we can come up with something. I like shiny Floyd | objects, after all. I can probably scrounge up some money." Floyd | Floyd | "All right. Good luck, W.D." Floyd | Floyd | ...Oh, shoot, I forgot what you asked me to do. Sorry, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Waiting for some French kid to find it, no doubt." | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Forgot?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cockroaches" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/65 Floyd | Floyd | > X COCKROACHES Floyd | Floyd | They're amazingly realistic, except for the exploding part. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat cockroach" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/66 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT COCKROACH Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the Exploding Cockroaches) Floyd | As you well know, those little guys are extremely unstable. Floyd | Also, Mel's Magic Shop is you-break-it-you-buy-it. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Are we ever going to find out what the initials stand for, I wonder." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "explode cockroach" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/66 Floyd | Floyd | > EXPLODE COCKROACH Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x trinkets" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/67 Floyd | Floyd | > X TRINKETS Floyd | Floyd | Mel's got a ridiculous quantity of, well, magical minutiae. There are Floyd | the things over there with the...and the...and over there Floyd | there's...uh, let me know if you want to search for something Floyd | specific. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search for shiny" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/67 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH FOR SHINY Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/68 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | It's a shiny red balloon on a string, filled with that special air Floyd | that makes things float. It's really shiny. We should keep it and look Floyd | at it for a while. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/69 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ingredients" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/70 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT INGREDIENTS Floyd | Floyd | "So, the boss told me I should be asking for a Midas potion, but I'm Floyd | not really sure what that gets us. I mean, they clearly turn things to Floyd | into gold. Do I just pour it on the treasury walls and poof! Floyd | Full of treasure again?" Floyd | Floyd | "If you had a true Midas potion, then yes, anything the potion touched Floyd | would turn to gold, so you could turn all of your employer's decoys Floyd | into real treasure," answers Mel. "Midas potions are an entire class Floyd | of potions, though. There are simpler ones which turn wood to gold, or Floyd | metal to gold, or silver to gold. There are also un-Midas potions, but Floyd | I suspect that is not what you want. Floyd | Floyd | "When you get enough money for the potion's ingredients," Mel Floyd | continues, "let me know." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Heh." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about list of ingredients" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/71 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT LIST OF INGREDIENTS Floyd | Floyd | Mel shakes his head. "Sorry, I didn't catch that." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about money" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/72 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT MONEY Floyd | Floyd | "So where do we get money?" Floyd | Floyd | "Typically, one gets a job and does work. I suppose this isn't an Floyd | option, given the time. Well, there is trade, common theft, Floyd | embezzlement (although your master already appears to be proficient Floyd | there), insurance fraud, day-trading, kidnapping for ransom, throwing Floyd | a birthday party for yourself, faking your own death, blackmail, Floyd | counterfeiting, turning in a bounty to the city guard, finding lost Floyd | kittens... " Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Ooo day trading" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Kittens! We can do that. Maybe." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Also, birthday parties have balloons." | ||
| Zach says, "Let's through a birthday party for the kittens!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yay!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "mel, what are the ingredients" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/73
Floyd |
Floyd | > MEL, WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ingredients" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/74 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT INGREDIENTS Floyd | Floyd | "So, the boss told me I should be asking for a Midas potion, but I'm Floyd | not really sure what that gets us. I mean, they clearly turn things to Floyd | into gold. Do I just pour it on the treasury walls and poof! Floyd | Full of treasure again?" Floyd | Floyd | "If you had a true Midas potion, then yes, anything the potion touched Floyd | would turn to gold, so you could turn all of your employer's decoys Floyd | into real treasure," answers Mel. "Midas potions are an entire class Floyd | of potions, though. There are simpler ones which turn wood to gold, or Floyd | metal to gold, or silver to gold. There are also un-Midas potions, but Floyd | I suspect that is not what you want. Floyd | Floyd | "When you get enough money for the potion's ingredients," Mel Floyd | continues, "let me know." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Come on." | |
| Zach says, "I think we just need the money." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "But we don't know how much." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/75 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give coin to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/76 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | "Your employer's counterfeit money is charming, but you know I don't Floyd | accept it, W.D. If you need a reminder why, please watch as I sprinkle Floyd | a pinch of salt on the coin. See? It explodes--- rather more Floyd | forcefully than I remember, actually. I think it's scorched the Floyd | counter." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/77 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/78 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Better be careful about doing that around the cockroaches" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hee" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/79 Floyd | Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Alchemy Bench Floyd | This is the back corner of the magic shop, where Mel actually puts Floyd | magical things together. He's got a giant oak workbench. Unlike your Floyd | workbench, though, it's perfectly clean and shows no signs of ever Floyd | having caught on fire. Floyd | Floyd | The front counter's back to the northwest. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a workbench, a shelf (on top of which are three bottles of Floyd | blue dye, and a bottle of clear fluid), and a spell book here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x workbench" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/80 Floyd | Floyd | > X WORKBENCH Floyd | Floyd | They probably killed some really nice tree to make this thing. If it Floyd | fell on you, it would kill you. It's spotless, and it's got a nice Floyd | finish that glows just a little bit. I don't know whether it's magic Floyd | or just really nice polish. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "touch workbench" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/81 Floyd | Floyd | > TOUCH WORKBENCH Floyd | Floyd | I don't feel anything unusual. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shelf" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/82 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHELF Floyd | Floyd | An ordinary shelf. Floyd | Floyd | On top of the shelf are three bottles of blue dye, and a bottle of Floyd | clear fluid. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x dye" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/83 Floyd | Floyd | > X DYE Floyd | Floyd | This is a bottle of blue dye. It contains, in my estimation, enough to Floyd | dye two ravens. That is not a suggestion. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fluid" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/84 Floyd | Floyd | > X FLUID Floyd | Floyd | This is a bottle of blue dye. It contains, in my estimation, enough to Floyd | dye two ravens. That is not a suggestion. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x clear fluid" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/85 Floyd | Floyd | > X CLEAR FLUID Floyd | Floyd | The bottle is filled with a colourless fluid. It's labelled, "Problem Floyd | Solvent: Misspelled a word? Problem Solve-it with Problem Solvent!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x book" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/86 Floyd | Floyd | > X BOOK Floyd | Floyd | It's a book entitled "Transmutation Potions." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/87
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
| ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "solve problem" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | workbench: That's fixed in place. Floyd | shelf: That's fixed in place. Floyd | spell book: Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/87 Floyd | Floyd | > SOLVE PROBLEM Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read book" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/88 Floyd | Floyd | > READ BOOK Floyd | Floyd | Uh, I'm not going to read the whole book right this minute. Let me Floyd | check the table of contents and see if there's anything Floyd | interesting...Hey, Midas potions, page 78...mmhm... Floyd | Floyd | I'm just going to rip this page out and pray Mel doesn't kill me, all Floyd | right? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take bottles" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/89 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BOTTLES Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/90 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a vase Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read page" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/91 Floyd | Floyd | > READ PAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions: Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to lead Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to silver Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to gold Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard Floyd | ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there) Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone, Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute anything to gold Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "There we go :D" | |
| Zach says, "huzzah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Gold to gold." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oooh, pancakes." | ||
| mwmiller says, "Wizard ash? That sounds slightly ominous." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I'm sure we can incinerate some *other* wizard.." | ||
| genericgeekgirl eyes vimes. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take clear fluid" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/92 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE CLEAR FLUID Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/93 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Alchemy Bench Floyd | This is the back corner of the magic shop, where Mel actually puts Floyd | magical things together. He's got a giant oak workbench. Unlike your Floyd | workbench, though, it's perfectly clean and shows no signs of ever Floyd | having caught on fire. Floyd | Floyd | The front counter's back to the northwest. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a workbench and a shelf (on top of which are two bottles of Floyd | blue dye) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Is one bottle enough?" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Should we grab all three?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "And more importantly, can we actually sneak out with all this?" | ||
| Zach asks, "How many ravens do we need to dye?" | ||
| Zach says, "I'm wondering if he'll notice the book" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "All of them." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take dye" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 0/94 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE DYE Floyd | Floyd | (the bottle of blue dye) Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Well, fine." | |
| Zach says, "I guess we shouldn't get greedy" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/95 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/96 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst.. | ||
| Ellison has disconnected. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/97 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/98 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I guess he doesn't mind." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/99 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about wizard's ash" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/100
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT WIZARD'S ASH
Floyd |
Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about wizard ash" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/101 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT WIZARD ASH Floyd | Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search trinkets for wizard ash" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/102 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS FOR WIZARD ASH Floyd | Floyd | I can't find anything like that in the pile. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "All right." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/103 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "verbose" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/103 Floyd | Floyd | > VERBOSE Floyd | Floyd | [Speculative Fiction is now in its normal "verbose" mode, which always Floyd | gives long descriptions of locations (even if you've been there Floyd | before).] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/104 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about phoenix kidney" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/105 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT PHOENIX KIDNEY Floyd | Floyd | "Awk awk caw!" Floyd | Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about money" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/106 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT MONEY Floyd | Floyd | "Awk!" Floyd | Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/107 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Ellison arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cord" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/108 Floyd | Floyd | > X CORD Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull cord" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/109 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL CORD Floyd | Floyd | Done! Let's see if anything happens... Floyd | Floyd | A mob of guardsmen charge out of the Watchtower towards the bank. I Floyd | think I'll follow them. Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wanted poster on the wall by the table. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | Three guys wearing identical green tunics and brandishing sticks rush Floyd | in. The tallest shouts, "Nobody move! This is the Guard!" The middle Floyd | one shouts, "Where's the robber?" They look around, confused. The Floyd | teller shrugs. The short one complains about a false alarm. Floyd | Floyd | Okay, they're leaving. That was exciting! Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "examine poster" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/110 Floyd | Floyd | > EXAMINE POSTER Floyd | Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/111 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Whoops" | |
| mwmiller says, "My thoughts exactly. :)" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/112 Floyd | Floyd | > X FORMS Floyd | Floyd | They're covered in tiny lines and boxes to fill in. I suppose they're Floyd | for applying for loans, or something. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/113 Floyd | Floyd | > X MAN Floyd | Floyd | He looks like any other human, I guess. He's wearing grey pants, a Floyd | grey fedora, and a grey shirt, and he has a wispy, pathetic moustache. Floyd | He's cursing under his breath as he tries to fill out paperwork. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, he looks vaguely like Two-Handed Bart from the poster. They both Floyd | have noses, for example. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man shivers slightly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "fill out forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/113 Floyd | Floyd | > FILL OUT FORMS Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to fill the outside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "fill forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/114 Floyd | Floyd | > FILL FORMS Floyd | Floyd | There's nothing here with which to fill them. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stuff" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/114 Floyd | Floyd | > X STUFF Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/115 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FORMS Floyd | Floyd | I hate to break this to you, boss, but ravens don't have good credit. Floyd | Neither do you, which is why you started funding your inventions with Floyd | the royal treasury. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask man about robber" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/116 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT ROBBER Floyd | Floyd | "Awk!" Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give coin to man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/117 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO MAN Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/118 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a vase Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give faery coin to man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/119 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE FAERY COIN TO MAN Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man crumples up his form and starts over on a clean one. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Weird." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/120 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wanted poster on the wall by the table. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "spill dye on forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/120 Floyd | Floyd | > SPILL DYE ON FORMS Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pour dye on man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/121 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR DYE ON MAN Floyd | Floyd | I don't think that will hold dye. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give clear fluid to man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/122 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE CLEAR FLUID TO MAN Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take poster" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/123 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE POSTER Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Ah, that was a generic response" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/124 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Window Floyd | This part of the bank is cut off from the public by a gilded cage. Floyd | There's a big, grey, solid-looking door back there, presumably a Floyd | vault. The room is big and echoey, thirty or forty feet high and Floyd | brightly lit from a huge gold chandelier overhead. The main lobby is Floyd | back to the west. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking teller behind the bars. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x vault" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/124 Floyd | Floyd | > X VAULT Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/125 Floyd | Floyd | > X DOOR Floyd | Floyd | It's an imposing door, presumably leading to the bank's vault. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/126 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN DOOR Floyd | Floyd | I can't actually get to the vault, boss. It's behind the walled-off Floyd | area. I can't fit through the bars in front of the teller. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x teller" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/127 Floyd | Floyd | > X TELLER Floyd | Floyd | The teller's a young, female human wearing something white and floofy Floyd | and staring off into space. She's sitting on a stool behind the gold Floyd | cage area. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, ">turn bars into pancakes" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x chandelier" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/128 Floyd | Floyd | > X CHANDELIER Floyd | Floyd | This chandelier up here is pretty sweet. It must have been designed by Floyd | a fan of late Moodism; it's made of about a hundred pieces of Floyd | swooping, spiralling gold. Each element ends in a round light. Floyd | Definitely late Moodism--- spirals were a sign of cheer. This Floyd | chandelier is like a... a... a big nest of glowing rat tails! It's Floyd | beautiful. Although from up here I can see it's not real gold; it's Floyd | just iron or something with gold paint on it. Meh. Moodism always Floyd | stressed using real materials. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, hey, there's a black cord running along the ceiling. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cord" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/129 Floyd | Floyd | > X CORD Floyd | Floyd | Yeah, there's some kind of cord running along the ceiling. There are Floyd | rings every couple of feet holding it up. Where is it attached...? It Floyd | looks like one end goes behind the area with the teller and the vault Floyd | and the other end goes out a little round hole high up in the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull cord" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/130 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL CORD Floyd | Floyd | I can't reach it from the chandelier, and I can't get purchase on the Floyd | ceiling. Sorry, boss, but it's out of reach. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x hole" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/130 Floyd | Floyd | > X HOLE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x rings" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/130 Floyd | Floyd | > X RINGS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/130 Floyd | Floyd | > X WALL Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give coin to teller" | mwmiller says, "They're really pushing the 'Zork-esque pseudo-medieval' schtick for all it's worth." | |
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/131 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO TELLER Floyd | Floyd | Aside from generally being nonplussed at serving a bird, the teller Floyd | seems uninterested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "talk to teller" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/131 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO TELLER Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask teller about coin" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/132 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK TELLER ABOUT COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Awk?" Floyd | Floyd | "Ack! A bird! Shoo shoo!" Floyd | Floyd | ...I've been shud. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Haha." | |
| Zach says, "Aw" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "shoo" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/132 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOO Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cage" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 0/133 Floyd | Floyd | > X CAGE Floyd | Floyd | They're gold--- sorry, gold-painted--- bars blocking off one Floyd | half of the room. At person height, they're just straight up and down, Floyd | but above that they turn into a lacy pattern. Psh. Whoever designed Floyd | this bank doesn't know doesn't know Moodism at all; lace implies Floyd | hunger, and that completely clashes with the chandelier. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Hmm. Back outside?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Sure" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/134 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/135 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x coffer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/136 Floyd | Floyd | > X COFFER Floyd | Floyd | It's a strongbox full of stock certificates. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Reliable Bear Organization," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/136 Floyd | Floyd | > BID Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to bid on? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/136 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to bid on the stock certificate with? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I need to organize my bears!" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with coin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/137 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Even from over here, I can tell that coin is counterfeit," scolds the Floyd | auctioneer. "Come back when you have some real money." Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" announces another merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" declares a different merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" bids a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" shouts a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x certificate" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/138 Floyd | Floyd | > X CERTIFICATE Floyd | Floyd | It's a stock certificate for 12 shares of Reliable Bear Organization. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x animals" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/139 Floyd | Floyd | > X ANIMALS Floyd | Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be, Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Royal Shad Bonds?" he Floyd | asks. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x auctioneer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/140 Floyd | Floyd | > X AUCTIONEER Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer is wearing a fancy black suit. He seems faintly oily, Floyd | but not in the delicious fried meats kind of way. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares another merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" declares a different merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid eight florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask horse about auction" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/141 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK HORSE ABOUT AUCTION Floyd | Floyd | I perch near the livestock pens. "Hello, I---" Floyd | Floyd | "No time to talk! Can't stop moooooooving! The farmer might come Floyd | back!" Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cows" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/142 Floyd | Floyd | > X COWS Floyd | Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be, Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Majestic Snake Company?" Floyd | he asks. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with vase" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/143 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH VASE Floyd | Floyd | "Sorry, raven. We only accept money here," says the auctioneer. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" shouts a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" shouts another merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces a different merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" shouts a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Can we sell the vase somewhere?" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Maaaaybe?" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sell vase" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 0/144 Floyd | Floyd | > SELL VASE Floyd | Floyd | There's no place to sell anything here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/145 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x money changers" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/145 Floyd | Floyd | > X MONEY CHANGERS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/146 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x statue" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/147 Floyd | Floyd | > X STATUE Floyd | Floyd | It's a tall, skinny old man. He's wearing a suit that's definitely my Floyd | style; it's got at least twenty buttons, and at least ten of them are Floyd | superfluous. It's a suit that says, "I would be in at least five Floyd | different colors if I weren't made of stone." I already hate this guy Floyd | less than I hate most humans. The stone itself is polished red Floyd | granite, which implies to me that the statue is a few hundred years Floyd | old; granite fell out of favor after the Neo-Blockade movement. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, and there's also a plaque beneath the statue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read plaque" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/148 Floyd | Floyd | > READ PLAQUE Floyd | Floyd | According to the plaque, the statue depicts Wingworm Mindo, Chancellor Floyd | of the Kingdom from blah blah blah to blah blah. Founded the livestock Floyd | markets yadda yadda, thus bringing Commerce to the city. He was Floyd | apparently named in an ancient tradition in which children weren't Floyd | given names until they survived their first disease. He had two Floyd | sisters named Blue Fever and...Syphilis? What? Is this a joke? Oh, I Floyd | guess it was; that last bit was in crayon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/149 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | Someone has left a fishing rod here. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Haha" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/150 Floyd | Floyd | > X CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | There's a chalk circle drawn on the dock around the fish barrel. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/151 Floyd | Floyd | > X BARREL Floyd | Floyd | This is an old wooden barrel. It smells slightly rotten, but the Floyd | rot-smell is drowned out by the delicious smell of fish within. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/152 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN BARREL Floyd | Floyd | Fish! Hey, is that a salmon? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salmon" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/153 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALMON Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf1" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Wharf 0/153 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ominous." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/154 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the Floyd | circle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/153 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah..." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sign" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/154 Floyd | Floyd | > X SIGN Floyd | Floyd | "No stealing fish! Seagulls, this means you!" Floyd | Floyd | Pssh. Seagulls can't read. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take rod" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/155 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rod" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pour dye on circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/156 Floyd | Floyd | > X ROD Floyd | Floyd | Hey, you made this! It's your Fishing-Rod-With-Self-Baiting-Hook! Floyd | Somebody is using something you made! Or, well, maybe they were at Floyd | some point; they've apparently abandoned it. It still counts as a Floyd | sale, though. There's no line or hook on the fishing rod; it looks a Floyd | lot like a tree branch. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Wharf 0/157 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR DYE ON CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | I don't think that will hold dye. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "rub circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/158 Floyd | Floyd | > RUB CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | Good idea; the circle's probably magical in some way. Floyd | Floyd | ...Hmm. I can't actually erase it. That must not be normal chalk. It's Floyd | like my wings pass right through it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scarecrow" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/159 Floyd | Floyd | > X SCARECROW Floyd | Floyd | The scarecrow is a human-shaped and roughly human-sized figure made of Floyd | cloth. It has a rough, cartoonish face painted on it, and a sign hangs Floyd | around its neck. It's wearing some overalls, and it's not not wearing Floyd | a hat. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x overalls" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/160 Floyd | Floyd | > X OVERALLS Floyd | Floyd | The scarecrow is a human-shaped and roughly human-sized figure made of Floyd | cloth. It has a rough, cartoonish face painted on it, and a sign hangs Floyd | around its neck. It's wearing some overalls, and it's not not wearing Floyd | a hat. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take overalls" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/161 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE OVERALLS Floyd | Floyd | I don't have the dexterity to remove the overalls from the scarecrow. Floyd | Hey, boss, have you humans contemplated nudity? It's a lot simpler. Floyd | Actually, now that I consider the image, don't do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Oh, I bet it's anti-bird magic" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salmon with rod" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/161 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALMON WITH ROD Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller asks, "'not not wearing a hat'?" | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "take hat" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/162 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE HAT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, man." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hat" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/163 Floyd | Floyd | > X HAT Floyd | Floyd | Hey, it's your un-hat! You created it by accident when you were trying Floyd | to make your Infinite Closet. It's a hole in space shaped like a hat. Floyd | I still remember the slogan, "The Un-Hat: It's what the unfashionable Floyd | people aren't wearing!" I really thought that one was going to catch Floyd | on. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I missed that." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear hat" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/164 Floyd | Floyd | > WEAR HAT Floyd | Floyd | Hey! No clothes on the bird! I'm not one of those little yappy dogs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yap" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/164 Floyd | Floyd | > YAP Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Right, it's that other game where we're a yappy canine." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/165 Floyd | Floyd | > X BARREL Floyd | Floyd | This is an old wooden barrel. It smells slightly rotten, but the Floyd | rot-smell is drowned out by the delicious smell of fish within. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "push barrel with rod" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/166 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BARREL WITH ROD Floyd | Floyd | It's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put rod in barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/167 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT ROD IN BARREL Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "I guess we can save and see what happens?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put clear fluid on circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/168 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT CLEAR FLUID ON CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | The chalk circle is a bit wet, but nothing further happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Because I'm morbidly curious." | |
| Zach says, "Sure" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf2" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Wharf 0/168 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/169 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the Floyd | circle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salmon" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/170 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALMON Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling Floyd | beneath the circle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/171 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- help! They're surrounding me! The Floyd | beams coalesce into a sphere barely large enough to contain me, then Floyd | solidify into iron bars as their glow fades. Help, boss! I'm stuck in Floyd | some sort of freaky magical cage! Let me out! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Eek." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/172 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf (in the cage) (in the chalk circle) Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a cage and a barrel) Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | In the chalk circle I can also see a barrel (which contains a fish). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat salmon" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/173 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT SALMON Floyd | Floyd | Done! Not bad. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cage" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/174 Floyd | Floyd | > X CAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is some kind of magic cage, serenely floating about a foot off Floyd | the ground. There's a very unserene raven trapped inside. The bars are Floyd | still faintly glowing with an unnerving green light. You didn't make Floyd | this, did you? It doesn't look like your work. Also, it hasn't Floyd | exploded or turned me into cucumber or anything. I don't have a lot of Floyd | room to move around. Help, I'm becoming claustrophobic here! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open cage" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/175 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN CAGE Floyd | Floyd | I...don't know how. There's no lock or door. Oh no I am going to Floyd | die here haaaaaaaaaalp! Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "We're trapped, but at least we got some fish to eat." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/176 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to open the cage first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/177 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to get out of the cage first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open cage" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/178 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN CAGE Floyd | Floyd | I...don't know how. There's no lock or door. Oh no I am going to Floyd | die here haaaaaaaaaalp! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hit cage" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/179 Floyd | Floyd | > HIT CAGE Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I can do violence! Kapow! I snapped one of the bars. Floyd | I'm almost through! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/180 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Okay, okay. Right. Violence solves so many problems. Thud! Floyd | The cage has enough and disappears in a puff of green smoke. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | Limax says, "As long as it's not tuna" | |
Floyd ] Wharf 0/180 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Woo." | |
| Zach says, "Hooray for violence" | ||
| Zach asks, "Should we keep the fish for later?" | ||
| mwmiller says, "I guess seagulls are too stupid to try that." | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Maybe there's more?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/181 Floyd | Floyd | > X BARREL Floyd | Floyd | This is an old wooden barrel. It smells slightly rotten, but the Floyd | rot-smell is drowned out by the delicious smell of fish within. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/182 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling Floyd | beneath the circle. Let's get out of here before I have to break out Floyd | of that cage again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/183 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- oh, no. Not this again. No no no no Floyd | no! They're surrounding me and, once again, forming some sort of Floyd | magical cage around me. Get me out of here! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, come on." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hit cage.g" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/185 Floyd | Floyd | > HIT CAGE.G Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I can do violence! Kapow! I snapped one of the bars. Floyd | I'm almost through! Floyd | Okay, okay. Right. Violence solves so many problems. Thud! Floyd | The cage has enough and disappears in a puff of green smoke. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/186 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I've gotten out of the chalk circle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/187 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a vase Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/188 Floyd | Floyd | > X FISH Floyd | Floyd | This is an Eastern Spotted Shortfin. They're fairly plentiful in the Floyd | bay. I find their meat a little spongy for my taste, but any fish is a Floyd | a good fish. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "fish with fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/188 Floyd | Floyd | > FISH WITH FISH Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/189 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x boats" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/189 Floyd | Floyd | > X BOATS Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the fishing boats or the cargo ships? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x fishing boats" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/190 Floyd | Floyd | > X FISHING BOATS Floyd | Floyd | Those are little fishing boats, crewed by one or two people. They go Floyd | out in the morning and come back in the evening. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cargo ships" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/191 Floyd | Floyd | > X CARGO SHIPS Floyd | Floyd | It's one of the big trade ships from Caberry or High Point. I can't Floyd | make out much detail from here. Those sorts of ships have crews of a Floyd | couple of dozen people and all sorts of random stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x stool" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/192 Floyd | Floyd | > X STOOL Floyd | Floyd | It's a three-legged wooden stool. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take stool" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/193 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STOOL Floyd | Floyd | It's too heavy for me to carry. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/194 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh." | |
| genericgeekgirl | Hey, there's a piece of red paper here. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "In the tree." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 0/195 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Wait, where was that?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "When we were up in the tree." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/196 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/197 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/198 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/199 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 0/200 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "enter tree" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/201 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER TREE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In a Tree Floyd | From here, I can see all sorts of things. Sandie's got her Hot Meats Floyd | stall set up in the middle of Big Street. The castle (and your body) Floyd | are off to the south. The bank sparkles faintly in the distance. There Floyd | are streamers and balloons out in front of the magic shop. Farmland Floyd | stretches off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, there's a piece of red paper here. Argh. Humans. Get your own Floyd | tree. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take paper" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/202 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE PAPER Floyd | Floyd | (the piece of red paper) Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read paper" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/202 Floyd | Floyd | > READ PAPER Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the piece of red paper or the torn page? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read red paper" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/203 Floyd | Floyd | > READ RED PAPER Floyd | Floyd | The note says: Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, my dearest love. I am away on sudden business and could Floyd | not meet you here in our usual place. I have prepared a game for you Floyd | in my absence. I promise you it will be worth following through to the Floyd | end. Floyd | Floyd | Your next clue will be at the left elbow of Blue Fever's brother." Floyd | Floyd | Uh, okay. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "ooo love game" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "exit tree" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 0/203 Floyd | Floyd | > EXIT TREE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 0/204 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/205 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/206 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/207 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x elbow" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/207 Floyd | Floyd | > X ELBOW Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the statue's left elbow or the statue's right Floyd | elbow? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x left elbow" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/208 Floyd | Floyd | > X LEFT ELBOW Floyd | Floyd | The statue's left elbow is made of stone and not any more interesting Floyd | than any other part. Oh, except for the piece of violet paper stuck to Floyd | it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take violet paper" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/209 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VIOLET PAPER Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read violet paper" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 0/210 Floyd | Floyd | > READ VIOLET PAPER Floyd | Floyd | The note says: Floyd | Floyd | "As you know, I've been trying to expand the business lately. I've had Floyd | to fill out so many forms. I think my favorite was the X1-FSB: Small Floyd | Business Loan To Be Repaid Within Thirty Days. I think you should look Floyd | at one, too. They're quite entertaining." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/211 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/212 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man crumples up his form and starts over on a clean one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/213 Floyd | Floyd | > X FORMS Floyd | Floyd | They're covered in tiny lines and boxes to fill in. I suppose they're Floyd | for applying for loans, or something. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x x1-fsb" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/213
Floyd |
Floyd | > X X1-FSB
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search forms" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/214 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH FORMS Floyd | Floyd | Okay, the business loans are in this box....Yep, there's a green note Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take green" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/215 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GREEN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man absently scratches his upper lip. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read green" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 0/216 Floyd | Floyd | > READ GREEN Floyd | Floyd | "Well, all of this travelling has made me hungry! You should follow me Floyd | and look under the pan containing my favorite lunchtime meat!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 0/217 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/218 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look under pan" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/218 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER PAN Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the pork pan, the beef pan, or the Excitement pan? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look under excitement pan" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/219 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER EXCITEMENT PAN Floyd | Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something! Floyd | Floyd | No, sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under pork pan" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/220 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER PORK PAN Floyd | Floyd | And now there's a yellow note. Boss, if the payoff of this is that we Floyd | end up back at the tree and find a guy holding a bunch of roses, I'm Floyd | going to be really cheesed off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take yellow" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/221 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE YELLOW Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read yellow" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/222 Floyd | Floyd | > READ YELLOW Floyd | Floyd | "Do you remember our first date? We sat out under the stars, throwing Floyd | toy bugs at the fence and laughing as they exploded. You'll find what Floyd | you seek back where I bought the bugs, inside a cedar box." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under beef" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 0/223 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BEEF Floyd | Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something! Floyd | Floyd | No, sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/224 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search trinkets for box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/225 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS FOR BOX Floyd | Floyd | There are quite a few boxes in here, but I don't see anything Floyd | interesting about them. They're not worth taking. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search trinkets for cedar box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/226 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS FOR CEDAR BOX Floyd | Floyd | That's interesting. There's only one cedar box in the pile, and it's Floyd | deliberately hidden in the back. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Incidentally, would Sandie have salt or explosions?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "For." | ||
| Zach says, "Hmm" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 0/227 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN BOX Floyd | Floyd | Okay, let's see what we--- whoa. That's a diamond ring here! The Floyd | inside of the lid reads, "Will You Marry Me?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/228 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RING Floyd | Floyd | Well, mystery man, I hope she loves you more than she loves jewelry. Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "say yes" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/229 Floyd | Floyd | > SAY YES Floyd | Floyd | (to Mel) Floyd | Frankly, boss, I don't think there's anything I can tell Mel that he Floyd | doesn't already know. The man's a genius. We might have better luck Floyd | asking questions, though. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/230 Floyd | Floyd | > X RING Floyd | Floyd | There's a large diamond set into the ring, and I can see all of the Floyd | colors of rainbow reflected in its perfect, sparkly, perfect facets. Floyd | For the rest of my life, every night I will dream of its resplendent Floyd | beauty. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "> pawn ring" | |
| Zach says, "I think I finally understand love" | ||
| Zach says, "love = shiny" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yup." | ||
| mwmiller says, "It's all about the shinies, yep." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I am reminded of Jeremy, from NIMH. "I need the shineee!!!!"" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Sparkly, rather." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "It's been a while." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/231 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT RING Floyd | Floyd | Hold on. Still staring at perfection. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "stare at ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/231 Floyd | Floyd | > STARE AT RING Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/232 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT RING Floyd | Floyd | Okay, okay, I'll go back to the drab, non-sparkling real world. Floyd | Floyd | Mel shakes his head. "Sorry, I didn't catch that." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl | Mrs. Briz! Mrs. Briz! Gimme the sparkly! I gotta have the sparkly! Mrs. B, I gotta have it! Girls can't resist sparklys! Oh, please? PLEEEEEEEZ? | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/233 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a cedar box (which is open) and a pile of assorted Floyd | trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take cockroach" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/234 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COCKROACH Floyd | Floyd | As you well know, those little guys are extremely unstable. Floyd | Also, Mel's Magic Shop is you-break-it-you-buy-it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 1/235 Floyd | Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Alchemy Bench Floyd | This is the back corner of the magic shop, where Mel actually puts Floyd | magical things together. He's got a giant oak workbench. Unlike your Floyd | workbench, though, it's perfectly clean and shows no signs of ever Floyd | having caught on fire. Floyd | Floyd | The front counter's back to the northwest. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a workbench and a shelf (on top of which are two bottles of Floyd | blue dye) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under workbench" | ||
Floyd ] Alchemy Bench 1/236 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER WORKBENCH Floyd | Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something! Floyd | Floyd | No, sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/237 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a cedar box (which is open) and a pile of assorted Floyd | trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/238 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BOX Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/239 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ALL Floyd | Floyd | Exploding Cockroaches: As you well know, those little guys are Floyd | extremely unstable. Also, Mel's Magic Shop is Floyd | you-break-it-you-buy-it. Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets: There are a million things here, and Floyd | stealing from Mel would be suicidal. Floyd | Mel: I don't see how, and I would probably just get shooed away again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search trinkets" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/240 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS Floyd | Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ring" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 1/241 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT RING Floyd | Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show ring to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/242 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW RING TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | "Oh, W.D., I think I'm a little too old to marry you." Floyd | Floyd | "Very funny. Is it real? Is it worth something?" Floyd | Floyd | Mel reaches under the counter and throws some sort of powder on the Floyd | ring. "Yes. Definitely." He frowns. "W.D., I am going to ask you a Floyd | question, and I want you to answer honestly. I will know if you are Floyd | lying." Floyd | Floyd | Uh oh. "Okay, Mel." Floyd | Floyd | "Did you rob a jewelry store?" Floyd | Floyd | "Mel, I can 100% say I did not rob a jewelry store." Floyd | Floyd | "Okay." Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the counter and Floyd | carefully makes a note in it. "All right, that's certainly worth an Floyd | ingredient. All right, W.D., I'm impressed. Perhaps you will be able Floyd | to get enough money." Floyd | Floyd | This is wonderful, boss! I think we're well on our way to creating the Floyd | potion and saving your bacon! Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Nooooo. It's mine." | |
| Zach says, "That's was our wedding ring!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/243 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a vase Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put mind in box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/244 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT MIND IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | If only it was that easy. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show vase to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/245 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW VASE TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | "Mel, did you make this?" Floyd | Floyd | "Ah, yes. I was experiment with unbreakable glass and ended up Floyd | producing this vase. It's not unbreakable, unfortunately, but it does Floyd | reform itself after a few minutes when it breaks. It is not really Floyd | practical for protecting flowers, but it can lead to some entertaining Floyd | parlor tricks." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/245 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/246 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK VASE Floyd | Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of Floyd | glass...disappear? Huh, weird. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/247 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/248 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/249 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/249 Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/250 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/251 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform Floyd | themselves into a glass vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "A ha" | |
| mwmiller says, "Mmmmmmmmright." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show rod to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/252 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW ROD TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | "Mel, this isn't yours, is it?" Floyd | Floyd | "W.D., I'm surprised you would forget one of your employer's Floyd | inventions. That is his Fishing Wand, based off the Aetheric Coin Floyd | Generator he liked so much. It was a surprisingly competent invention; Floyd | it worked so well, in fact, that the bait attracted other animals, Floyd | which scared away the fish. It was a decent try, though." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show hat to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/253 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW HAT TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show un-hat to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/254
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW UN-HAT TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "show poster to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/255 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW POSTER TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm, maybe we can show stuff to other peoples" | |
| jenrexrode says, "last time we came up about 15 points from the full score" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/255 Floyd | Floyd | > SCORE Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 2 out of a possible 40 in 255 turns, earning you Floyd | the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Soon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "smack mel with fish" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/255 Floyd | Floyd | > SMACK MEL WITH FISH Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show fish to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/256 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW FISH TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I guess we can explore those fields" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/257 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 2/258 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 2/259 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/260 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "eat hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/261 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I wish I could, but he's just too pointy. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show fish to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/262 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW FISH TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give fish to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/263 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE FISH TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog sings happily: Floyd | Floyd | Oh, being round is great, Floyd | But being fed is better! Floyd | I love foods and foods Floyd | And foods and foods Floyd | And foods and foods! Floyd | Floyd | You're the one who wanted to feed him. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/262 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x barn" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/263 Floyd | Floyd | > X BARN Floyd | Floyd | It's a bit far off to see very well. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "punch hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/264 Floyd | Floyd | > PUNCH HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I wish I could, but he's just too pointy. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/264 Floyd | Floyd | > X EYES Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Maybe we have to keep feeding him fishes" | |
| Zach says, "Until he esplodes" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/265 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barn Floyd | Yep, big red barn. It's got a new paint job, too. It looks like it's Floyd | in good condition, actually. I don't see any cobwebs in the corners or Floyd | birds' nests, so either it's been freshly-built or they really cleaned Floyd | the place out recently. Even the hay in the stalls is untrampled. The Floyd | exit back to the fields is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a pile of hay and some stalls here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hay" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/266 Floyd | Floyd | > X HAY Floyd | Floyd | The hay is dry and clean, which is pretty atypical for hay in a barn. Floyd | I wonder if they haven't moved the animals in yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search hay" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/267 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH HAY Floyd | Floyd | There's nothing on the pile of hay. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stalls" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/268 Floyd | Floyd | > X STALLS Floyd | Floyd | This is a large barn, with space for ten or so horses and many cows. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search stalls" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/269 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH STALLS Floyd | Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take hay" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/270 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE HAY Floyd | Floyd | Until we figure out how to spin straw into gold, I'd just as soon Floyd | leave it here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat hay" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/271 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT HAY Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the pile of hay) Floyd | Until we figure out how to spin straw into gold, I'd just as soon Floyd | leave it here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Cottage?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/272 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/273 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | There are some farming tools in the corner of the cottage. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a scarf here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/274 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SCARF Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/275 Floyd | Floyd | > X SCARF Floyd | Floyd | The scarf is very light. I think it's made of silk. It's yellow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/276 Floyd | Floyd | > X TABLE Floyd | Floyd | It's a round, wooden table. Six or seven people could fit around it. Floyd | It's solid looking, but rough; it's functional rather than pretty. It Floyd | has food stains that are several years old, giving it a pleasant aroma Floyd | of meals past. Unfortunately, there's no actual food on it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x tools" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/277 Floyd | Floyd | > X TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | They're some tools that you humans probably use to farm, uh, farm Floyd | stuff. Some of them have pointy bits, if that helps. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "smell table" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/278 Floyd | Floyd | > SMELL TABLE Floyd | Floyd | Well, I tell you one thing, boss. Somewhere there is food, and I'm not Floyd | eating it, and that's a sad, sad thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "search tools" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/279 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take tools" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/280 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under table" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/281 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK UNDER TABLE Floyd | Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something! Floyd | Floyd | No, sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/282 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a scarf Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x tools" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/283 Floyd | Floyd | > X TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | They're some tools that you humans probably use to farm, uh, farm Floyd | stuff. Some of them have pointy bits, if that helps. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wear scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/284 Floyd | Floyd | > WEAR SCARF Floyd | Floyd | Hey! No clothes on the bird! I'm not one of those little yappy dogs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/285 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/286 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Wasn't there another room?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/287 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "The guard tower?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/288 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/289 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Pantry Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the Floyd | cottage is back east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a Floyd | basket underneath. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Ah, I missed that" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x hatch" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/290 Floyd | Floyd | > X HATCH Floyd | Floyd | It's a small covered hatch, about a quarter of my size, built into the Floyd | wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/291 Floyd | Floyd | > X LEVER Floyd | Floyd | It's a red lever attached to the wall by the hatch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/292 Floyd | Floyd | > X BASKET Floyd | Floyd | There's a wicker basket lying directly below the hatch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vegetables" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/293 Floyd | Floyd | > X VEGETABLES Floyd | Floyd | There's a pile of potatoes and a pile of carrots. There are also a few Floyd | radishes that look like they're about to go off. (Er, I mean "rot" and Floyd | not "explode." That would be great, though. You should invent an Floyd | exploding radish.) Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ew." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/294 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg rolls out of the hatch into the basket, where it breaks. Floyd | Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x shelves" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/295 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHELVES Floyd | Floyd | The pantry is lined with shelves. There are various baking supplies Floyd | and a few piles of vegetables. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put scarf in basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/296 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN BASKET Floyd | Floyd | The scarf is now inside the basket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/297 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf. Floyd | Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/298 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ALL Floyd | Floyd | lever: That's fixed in place. Floyd | basket: It's too bulky for me to carry around, and it's too large to Floyd | put into my bag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x egg" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/298 Floyd | Floyd | > X EGG Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Really, we ate it by default?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/299
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SCARF
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Pantry 2/300 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg rolls out of the hatch into the basket, where it breaks. Floyd | Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/301 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a scarf Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/301 Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh no." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "We left it in the magic shop." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search vegetables" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/302 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH VEGETABLES Floyd | Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vegetables" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/303 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VEGETABLES Floyd | Floyd | I don't need a bunch of potatoes and whatnot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put scarf in basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/304 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN BASKET Floyd | Floyd | The scarf is now inside the basket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x jars" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/305 Floyd | Floyd | > X JARS Floyd | Floyd | There are spices and various baking supplies. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/306 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf. Floyd | Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/307 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, man, a magic faery just appeared and took away the egg. Floyd | Burp. That's so sad. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/308 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, man, a magic dragon just appeared and took away the egg with Floyd | magic. No! Bad dragon! That mouth-wateringly enticing egg is for my Floyd | boss, and its spectacular deliciousness is for him, not you! Go away! Floyd | Floyd | Well, I managed to scare the dragon off, but he left with your egg. Floyd | Sorry, boss. Burp. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "He just eats it, no matter what." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/309 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, man, a magic dragon just appeared and took away the egg with Floyd | magic. No! Bad dragon! That mouth-wateringly enticing egg is for my Floyd | boss, and its spectacular deliciousness is for him, not you! Go away! Floyd | Floyd | Well, I managed to scare the dragon off, but he left with your egg. Floyd | Sorry, boss. Burp. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/310 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SCARF Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shelves" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/311 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHELVES Floyd | Floyd | The pantry is lined with shelves. There are various baking supplies Floyd | and a few piles of vegetables. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at the bottom. | |
| Zach asks, "Egg into vase?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I think we can trap the egg in there." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/312 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/313 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/314 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 2/315 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/316 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/317 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase and a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have one Floyd | ingredient's worth of credit." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 2/318 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/319 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 2/320 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/321 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/322 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/323 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/324 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Pantry Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the Floyd | cottage is back east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a Floyd | basket underneath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put vase in basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/325 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VASE IN BASKET Floyd | Floyd | The vase is now inside the basket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/326 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops out of the hatch into the vase and breaks. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist...must eat egg! Shoot! I can't get my beak in Floyd | there. Stupid narrow vase with its stupid narrow neck. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "scarf in vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/326 Floyd | Floyd | > SCARF IN VASE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put scarf in vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/327 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN VASE Floyd | Floyd | Done. Well, sort of done. I've crammed it in, but the scarf's still Floyd | sticking out a bit. Floyd | Floyd | Maybe if I tip the vase over...ah, no luck. Stupid vase designed for Floyd | stupid humans with their stupid hands. My beak doesn't seem to be up Floyd | to the task. Don't worry, delicious egg! I'll get to you eventually! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/328 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | I can hear something rattling around behind the hatch, but no further Floyd | eggs are forthcoming. Don't worry, egg! I'll save you! Come to think Floyd | of it, I should also save the last one we got. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Except that it broke." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/329 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN VASE Floyd | Floyd | In the vase are a scarf and an egg. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/330 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dump vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/330 Floyd | Floyd | > DUMP VASE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/331 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK VASE Floyd | Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass Floyd | disappear. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, no, the treasurer just walked in! No, evil treasurer, you can't Floyd | have my boss's egg! I know it looks irresistably tasty, but he needs Floyd | it for some unnecessarily complicated scheme involving financial Floyd | skulduggery. You can't just--- Floyd | Floyd | Sorry, boss, he grabbed the egg and ran away. Man, that guy's Floyd | horrible. Burp. Let's go stop him. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z.z.z.z.z" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/336 Floyd | Floyd | > Z.Z.Z.Z.Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | All right. Floyd | All right. Floyd | All right. Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform Floyd | themselves into a glass vase. Ohhhh, it must be made out of Mel's Floyd | self-repairing glass. It's cheaper than his unbreakable glass. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put scarf in vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/337 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN VASE Floyd | Floyd | Done. Well, sort of done. I've crammed it in, but the scarf's still Floyd | sticking out a bit. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/338 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg rolls out of the hatch into the basket, where it breaks. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, man, a magic faery just appeared and took away the egg. Floyd | Burp. That's so sad. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase in basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/339 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VASE IN BASKET Floyd | Floyd | I'm not holding the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/340 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase in basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/341 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VASE IN BASKET Floyd | Floyd | The vase is now inside the basket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/342 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | An egg plops out of the hatch into the vase, landing gingerly on the Floyd | scarf. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist...must eat egg! Shoot! I can't get my beak in Floyd | there. Stupid narrow vase with its stupid narrow neck. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Stupid vase." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Pantry 2/342 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/343 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fireplace" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/344 Floyd | Floyd | > X FIREPLACE Floyd | Floyd | This is a sad little fireplace. There's no fire and no food. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter fireplace" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/345 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER FIREPLACE Floyd | Floyd | That's not something I can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x chimney" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/346 Floyd | Floyd | > X CHIMNEY Floyd | Floyd | It's a red brick chimney. I'm not a great judge--- I don't know why Floyd | anyone would ruin meat by setting it on fire--- but it looks nicer Floyd | than the rest of the house. The bricks look like they're exactly the Floyd | same size, and they're laid out in straight rows. Most of them, Floyd | anyway; one is sticking out a bit. It looks like the mortar Floyd | surrounding it has been cut away. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x brick" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/347 Floyd | Floyd | > X BRICK Floyd | Floyd | There's one brick in the fireplace that's sticking out. It looks like Floyd | the mortar around it's been cut away. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take brick" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/348 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BRICK Floyd | Floyd | Okay. It's a rough surface. I can probably get my claws in and drag it Floyd | out. Rrrgh! Well, I didn't manage to pry it all the way out, but I did Floyd | shift it a little. There's a parchment concealed under the brick. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x parchment" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/349 Floyd | Floyd | > X PARCHMENT Floyd | Floyd | This is...well...man, this is a lot of text. I didn't know humans Floyd | could write letters that tiny. Give me a minute. Floyd | Floyd | ...Okay, I'm pretty sure it's some kind of insurance policy. Bearer Floyd | gets...um, hmm. I think it's an insurance policy on a barn west of Floyd | town, but don't quote me on that. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oooh." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Burn it to the ground." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take parchment" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/350 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE PARCHMENT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "muwhaha" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/351 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/352 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Pantry Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the Floyd | cottage is back east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a Floyd | basket underneath. Floyd | Floyd | Maybe if I tip the vase over...ah, no luck. Stupid vase designed for Floyd | stupid humans with their stupid hands. My beak doesn't seem to be up Floyd | to the task. Don't worry, delicious egg! I'll get to you eventually! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salt" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/352 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALT Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search spices" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/353 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH SPICES Floyd | Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Maybe the meat lady?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x basket" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/354 Floyd | Floyd | > X BASKET Floyd | Floyd | There's a wicker basket lying directly below the hatch. Floyd | Floyd | Inside the basket is a vase. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, probably. Oh man, shut up about the egg." | |
| Zach says, "Maybe we can tease the hedgehog with the egg vase" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/355 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/356 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/357 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vase to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/357 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW VASE TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "It's in the basket" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/358 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/359 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/359 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/360 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Pantry Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the Floyd | cottage is back east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a Floyd | basket underneath. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/361 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vase" | ||
Floyd ] Pantry 2/362 Floyd | Floyd | > X VASE Floyd | Floyd | It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at Floyd | the bottom. It's the kind of vase that holds a few flowers instead of Floyd | a whole bouquet. Floyd | Floyd | Inside the vase are an egg and a scarf. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 2/363 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/364 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vase to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/365 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW VASE TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I'm not getting any response. Pssh. I wish I had one of your Extremely Floyd | Loud Icebreaker Crackers. Those always got a response, even if it was Floyd | usually a violent one. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give vase to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/366 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE VASE TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Annoying raven vs. annoying hedgehog. Whoever wins, we lose." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Aw :(" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/367 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP VASE Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/368 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/369 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/370 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 2/371 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 2/372 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/373 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/374 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT SALT Floyd | Floyd | "Awk awk caw!" Floyd | Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous." Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/375 Floyd | Floyd | > X SALT Floyd | Floyd | I'm told that humans put salt on things to make them taste salty. Psh. Floyd | The only seasoning meat needs is more meat. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/376 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "lick salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/376 Floyd | Floyd | > LICK SALT Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/377 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT SALT Floyd | Floyd | I don't like eating my spices plain. I usually want to put some Floyd | eyeballs or a nice steak under them. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "wrap scarf around vase" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 2/377 Floyd | Floyd | > WRAP SCARF AROUND VASE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Let's burn that barn" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 2/378 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/379 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/380 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/381 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in hay" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/381 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT COIN IN HAY Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/382 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/383 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barn Floyd | Yep, big red barn. It's got a new paint job, too. It looks like it's Floyd | in good condition, actually. I don't see any cobwebs in the corners or Floyd | birds' nests, so either it's been freshly-built or they really cleaned Floyd | the place out recently. Even the hay in the stalls is untrampled. The Floyd | exit back to the fields is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a pile of hay and some stalls here. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/384 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barn Floyd | Yep, big red barn. It's got a new paint job, too. It looks like it's Floyd | in good condition, actually. I don't see any cobwebs in the corners or Floyd | birds' nests, so either it's been freshly-built or they really cleaned Floyd | the place out recently. Even the hay in the stalls is untrampled. The Floyd | exit back to the fields is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a pile of hay and some stalls here. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in hay" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/385 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT COIN IN HAY Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I've put the faery coin on the pile of hay. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put salt on coin" | ||
Floyd ] Barn 2/386 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT ON COIN Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere! Floyd | Floyd | I think the hay is on fire. Yep, it's kind of smoking. Oooh, I see Floyd | flame! Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 2/387 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | Oooh, I can see flames shooting out of the barn! There's a huge cloud Floyd | of smoke going up! Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Insurance fraud. Check." | |
| Zach says, "Now, onward to the kitten party." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 2/388 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n.n.n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 2/391 Floyd | Floyd | > N.N.N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Bank, I presume." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 2/392 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 2/393 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Window Floyd | This part of the bank is cut off from the public by a gilded cage. Floyd | There's a big, grey, solid-looking door back there, presumably a Floyd | vault. The room is big and echoey, thirty or forty feet high and Floyd | brightly lit from a huge gold chandelier overhead. The main lobby is Floyd | back to the west. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from a hole in the wall. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking teller behind the bars. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show parchment to teller" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 4/394 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW PARCHMENT TO TELLER Floyd | Floyd | "Hmm, yes, this is one of our policies. If anything unfortunate Floyd | should..." She trails off as she notices a rising plume of smoke in Floyd | the distance. "I see. Well, then. I suppose this is yours." She takes Floyd | the parchment from me and hands me a check. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 2 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x check" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 4/395 Floyd | Floyd | > X CHECK Floyd | Floyd | We got this check for burning down--- er, redeeming the policy on the Floyd | barn at 1 Farmland Farm. Well, actually, we did both of those things. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "cash check" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 4/395 Floyd | Floyd | > CASH CHECK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show check to teller" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 4/396 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW CHECK TO TELLER Floyd | Floyd | Aside from generally being nonplussed at serving a bird, the teller Floyd | seems uninterested. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I guess we just show it to mel" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 4/397 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 4/398 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 4/399 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 4/400 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have one Floyd | ingredient's worth of credit." Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show check to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/401 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW CHECK TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel looks it over. "Hm, made out to cash, even. All right." Mel takes Floyd | out a ledger from underneath the counter and carefully makes a note in Floyd | it. "All right, that's certainly worth another ingredient." Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Ah, we get to pick our ingredients" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read page" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/402 Floyd | Floyd | > READ PAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions: Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to lead Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to silver Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to gold Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard Floyd | ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there) Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone, Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute anything to gold Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Probably can wait on buying ingredients." | |
| Zach says, "Yeah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/402 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Tower?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/403 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 5/404 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 5/405 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/406 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in wastebasket" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/407 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN WASTEBASKET Floyd | Floyd | It's full of crumpled vellum pages. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take vellum pages" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/408 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VELLUM PAGES Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read vellum pages" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/409 Floyd | Floyd | > READ VELLUM PAGES Floyd | Floyd | In familiar handwriting, the text of the page reads: Floyd | Floyd | Dear Guards, Floyd | Floyd | Please return the machine you confiscated from the king's wizard, who Floyd | is very powerful and very good at magic except for that one time with Floyd | the pancakes, which was a reasonable accident that could happen to Floyd | anyone. Also, I am stupid and I smell bad and my mother is a platypus. Floyd | Floyd | The signature on this letter is somewhat unusual. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x signature" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/410 Floyd | Floyd | > X SIGNATURE Floyd | Floyd | A poorly-executed forgery of the treasurer's signature. I suspect his Floyd | name is not actually "The Treasurer." I also suspect he knows how to Floyd | spell "treasurer." I wish your Spelling Wasp had caught on, boss. That Floyd | one should have made us millionaires. Anaphylactic shock is a small Floyd | price to pay for proper spelling. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/411 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's Floyd | dozing lightly. He has an impressive moustache that makes him look Floyd | older than I suspect he actually is, or at least it would if it Floyd | weren't obviously glued on. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take moustache" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/412 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE MOUSTACHE Floyd | Floyd | Let me just peel the glue off....got it! The guard stirs a bit, but Floyd | goes back to sleep. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wear moustache" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/413 Floyd | Floyd | > WEAR MOUSTACHE Floyd | Floyd | Hey! No clothes on the bird! I'm not one of those little yappy dogs. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bell" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/414 Floyd | Floyd | > X BELL Floyd | Floyd | There's a large (as in, about my size) bronze bell on the wall, tied Floyd | to a cord going out the window. The bell's actually fairly Floyd | interesting; its surface is covered with bronze dots making a floral Floyd | pattern. I tend to associate Pre-Classical dots with sculpture, but Floyd | there's no reason you couldn't cast a bell in that style. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x cabinet" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/415 Floyd | Floyd | > X CABINET Floyd | Floyd | A poorly-built but solid storage cabinet with "EVIDENCE" painted on Floyd | the door. It's in bad shape; the wood is splintering in several Floyd | places, and there's even a sizeable crack on top. It's padlocked. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/416 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's Floyd | dozing lightly. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/417 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right? Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/418 Floyd | Floyd | > X CRACK Floyd | Floyd | There's a large crack on the top of the evidence box. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x padlock" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/419 Floyd | Floyd | > X PADLOCK Floyd | Floyd | The padlock's rusty. It looks like the latch is nearly rusted through. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/420 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/421 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT COIN IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | I'm not holding the faery coin. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coinf" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/421 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COINF Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/422 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/423 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT COIN IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The faery coin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Watchtower 5/423 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put salt on coin" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/423 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT ON COIN Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/423 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Darn." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/424 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a mechanical moustache Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a vase Floyd | an egg Floyd | a scarf Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Maybe we can get some more salt" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull latch" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/424 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL LATCH Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ring bell" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/425 Floyd | Floyd | > RING BELL Floyd | Floyd | Ding! The guard jumps up from his nap. "Hey, get away from the alarm! Floyd | Stupid bird." Yeah, well, get away from...your...face, you Floyd | stupid human. Man, I'm going to think of a good comeback hours from Floyd | now, when it won't do me any good. Floyd | Floyd | He returns to his nap. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take padlock" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/426 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE PADLOCK Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to unlock it first. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "reach in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/426 Floyd | Floyd | > REACH IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. s." | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/429 Floyd | Floyd | > S. E. S. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Oh, wait, I got it: "Sure, I'll stay away from the alarm--- just like Floyd | you always stay away from a bath." Heh, hilarious. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/430 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n. w. n." | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/433 Floyd | Floyd | > N. W. N. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/434 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere! Floyd | Floyd | The napping guard startles. "Hr! What the?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/435 Floyd | Floyd | > X BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | A poorly-built but solid storage cabinet with "EVIDENCE" painted on Floyd | the door. It's in bad shape; the wood is splintering in several Floyd | places, and there's even a sizeable crack on top. It's padlocked. Floyd | Floyd | The guard laboriously stands up and rubs his eyes. "Why is the Floyd | evidence locker smoking?" Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Because it's addicted." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/436 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The guard unlocks and opens the evidence cabinet and stares stupidly Floyd | at it, scratching his head. "Hullo, what's this? Nothing seems to be Floyd | on fire." Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in cabinet" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/437 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN CABINET Floyd | Floyd | In the evidence box are a scrap of paper and a metal device. Floyd | Floyd | The guard closes up the evidence locker, locks it, and eagerly returns Floyd | to his nap. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/436 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/437 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ALL Floyd | Floyd | black cord: That's fixed in place. Floyd | wastebasket: That's fixed in place. Floyd | bronze bell: That's fixed in place. Floyd | evidence box: That's fixed in place. Floyd | young guardsman: I don't see how, and I would probably just get shooed Floyd | away again. Floyd | Floyd | The guard closes up the evidence locker, locks it, and eagerly returns Floyd | to his nap. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst.. | ||
| Ellison has disconnected. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/436 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/435 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scrap" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/435 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SCRAP Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/436 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a scrap of paper and a metal Floyd | device inside. Floyd | Floyd | The guard unlocks and opens the evidence cabinet and stares stupidly Floyd | at it, scratching his head. "Hullo, what's this? Nothing seems to be Floyd | on fire." Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scrap" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/437 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SCRAP Floyd | Floyd | Time to use all my sneakiness and stealth to grab the scrap of paper Floyd | while the guard's distracted! And...got it! Floyd | Floyd | The guard closes up the evidence locker, locks it, and eagerly returns Floyd | to his nap. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scrap" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/438 Floyd | Floyd | > X SCRAP Floyd | Floyd | It reads, "Give me the munny. I hav a bomm." Sheesh. I can Floyd | spell better than that. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo. undo." | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/438
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO. UNDO.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/438 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/437 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take metal" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/438 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE METAL Floyd | Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/438 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look at box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/439 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK AT BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | A poorly-built but solid storage cabinet with "EVIDENCE" painted on Floyd | the door. It's in bad shape; the wood is splintering in several Floyd | places, and there's even a sizeable crack on top. It's padlocked. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/440 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a scrap of paper Floyd | a mechanical moustache Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a vase Floyd | an egg Floyd | a scarf Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/441 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's Floyd | dozing lightly. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tunic" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/442 Floyd | Floyd | > X TUNIC Floyd | Floyd | All the guards have green tunics with a stylized unicorn on the front. Floyd | This guard also has a key on his belt. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take key" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/443 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE KEY Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "That works too" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "unlock box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/443 Floyd | Floyd | > UNLOCK BOX Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to unlock the evidence box with? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "unlock box with key" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/444 Floyd | Floyd | > UNLOCK BOX WITH KEY Floyd | Floyd | Sure, boss. I'll just hover three feet off the ground, delicately Floyd | insert the key into the lock using my beak, and then spin around a Floyd | couple of times in mid-air to open it. I can't perch on the lock or Floyd | reach it from the ground, and keys are tricky to handle with beaks. I Floyd | don't think this is a job for a raven, even one as fiendishly clever Floyd | as me. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/445 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Up?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/446 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barracks Floyd | This must be where the guards sleep. There are a bunch of cots here. A Floyd | tired guardsman is sitting before a pile of paperwork, with an inkpad Floyd | and wastebasket next to him. There's a staircase leading down to the Floyd | main part of the guardhouse. Floyd | Floyd | I can see some cots (on top of which is a coarse blanket) here. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x page" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/446 Floyd | Floyd | > X PAGE Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the vellum page, the vellum page, or the torn page? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cots" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/447 Floyd | Floyd | > X COTS Floyd | Floyd | A row of spartan cots. Floyd | Floyd | On top of the cots is a coarse blanket. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x blanket" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/448 Floyd | Floyd | > X BLANKET Floyd | Floyd | A coarse woolen blanket. It smells like guard. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take blanket" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/449 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BLANKET Floyd | Floyd | Nghnghhngh! Sorry, boss, but the blanket is too heavy for me Floyd | to budge. I did manage to tear a bit off the corner with my beak, Floyd | though. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell blanket" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/450 Floyd | Floyd | > SMELL BLANKET Floyd | Floyd | Well, I tell you one thing, boss. Somewhere there is food, and I'm not Floyd | eating it, and that's a sad, sad thing. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take bit" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/451 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BIT Floyd | Floyd | (the scrap of paper) Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/452 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | an iron key Floyd | a scrap of paper Floyd | a mechanical moustache Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a vase Floyd | an egg Floyd | a scarf Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take corner" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/453 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE CORNER Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x top page" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/453 Floyd | Floyd | > X TOP PAGE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stack" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/454 Floyd | Floyd | > X STACK Floyd | Floyd | They look like various administrative forms. The guardsman is Floyd | methodically stamping a signature onto each one. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x forms" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/455 Floyd | Floyd | > X FORMS Floyd | Floyd | They look like various administrative forms. The guardsman is Floyd | methodically stamping a signature onto each one. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stamp" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/456 Floyd | Floyd | > X STAMP Floyd | Floyd | It's an oversized stamp with some sort of squiggly, almost illegible Floyd | signature on its underside. If I had to guess, I'd say it was the Floyd | treasurer's, but it could be yours. It might even be mine. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take stamp" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/457 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STAMP Floyd | Floyd | That seems to belong to the tired guardsman. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/458 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | He looks wiped out. His tunic is rumpled. He's dully applying a Floyd | squiggly signature to the pile of forms with an oversized stamp. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tunic" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/459 Floyd | Floyd | > X TUNIC Floyd | Floyd | All the guards have green tunics with a stylized unicorn on the front. Floyd | This guard also has a leather pouch on his belt. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x unicorn" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/460 Floyd | Floyd | > X UNICORN Floyd | Floyd | All the guards have green tunics with a stylized unicorn on the front. Floyd | This guard also has a leather pouch on his belt. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/461 Floyd | Floyd | > X POUCH Floyd | Floyd | It's a little leather bag. It's about the size of my Bag of Holding. Floyd | It probably isn't magical, though. Floyd | Floyd | The leather pouch is closed. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open bag" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/462 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN BAG Floyd | Floyd | (the leather pouch) Floyd | Okay, I open the leather pouch, revealing a florin. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Ellison arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take florin" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/463 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x florin" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/464 Floyd | Floyd | > X FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | This is a one-florin coin. A florin is one twentieth of a mark. One Floyd | florin will not save your bacon. But hey, you could buy me Floyd | some bacon. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Woo." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe for the beggar." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/465 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE POUCH Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Because why not." | |
| Zach says, "hooray" | ||
| Zach says, "I wonder if we can explode a coin in the box again and get the metal device" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 5/466 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/467 Floyd | Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 5/468 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 5/469 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/470 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says "bloop" and shrinks down into a little dot, then winks out...just like those old-fashioned B&w televisions. | ||
| Gerynar has disconnected. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/471 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 5/472 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 5/473 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/474 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/475 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/476 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | (the faery coin) Floyd | There are too many things in my bag of holding. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put coin in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/477 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT COIN IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The florin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/478 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/479 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Oops wrong coin" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/478 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/477 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/476 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/477 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | some salt Floyd | a leather pouch (which is open but empty) Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | an iron key Floyd | a scrap of paper Floyd | a mechanical moustache Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a vase Floyd | an egg Floyd | a scarf Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | the Un-Hat Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/478 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP VASE Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take faery coin" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/479 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FAERY COIN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put faery coin in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/480 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT FAERY COIN IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The faery coin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/481 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere! Floyd | Floyd | The napping guard startles. "Hr! What the?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/482 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a metal device inside. Floyd | Floyd | The guard laboriously stands up and rubs his eyes. "Why is the Floyd | evidence locker smoking?" Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/483 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The guard fumbles around in his tunic, sighs, and sits back down. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Ah, right" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/484 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/485 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's Floyd | dozing lightly. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put key on guard's belt" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/485
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT KEY ON GUARD'S BELT
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/486 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's Floyd | dozing lightly. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put key on box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/487 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT KEY ON BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | I don't think putting things on the evidence box would accomplish Floyd | anything. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put key on guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/488 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT KEY ON GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I don't think putting things on the young guardsman would accomplish Floyd | anything. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give key to guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/489 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE KEY TO GUARD Floyd | Floyd | The guard's suspicion and sleepiness fight it out for a while. After a Floyd | couple of moments of painful deliberation, he takes the key from me Floyd | and goes back to sleep. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. s." | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/492 Floyd | Floyd | > S. E. S. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take salt" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/493 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SALT Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n. w. n." | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/496 Floyd | Floyd | > N. W. N. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg and a scarf) and a young Floyd | guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/497 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take faery coin" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/498 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FAERY COIN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put faery coin in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/499 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT FAERY COIN IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The faery coin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/500 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere! Floyd | Floyd | The napping guard startles. "Hr! What the?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in box" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/501 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | (the evidence box) Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a metal device inside. Floyd | Floyd | The guard laboriously stands up and rubs his eyes. "Why is the Floyd | evidence locker smoking?" Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/502 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The guard unlocks and opens the evidence cabinet and stares stupidly Floyd | at it, scratching his head. "Hullo, what's this? Nothing seems to be Floyd | on fire." Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/503 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | Urgh, this thing weights a ton. I obviously can't fly with it, so Floyd | let's see if I can drag it out of the box. Huff puff puff. Floyd | Floyd | Shoot! The noise must have altered the guard, or maybe it was when I Floyd | accidentally dropped the device on his foot. "You don't want that, Floyd | bird," he says, taking it from me despite my caws of protestation and Floyd | gingerly returning it to the box. "It's not food. Leave it alone." Floyd | Then he locks the cabinet and goes back to his nap. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Alas." | |
| Zach says, "Blurgh" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. s. s." | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 5/507 Floyd | Floyd | > S. E. S. S. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "cf7" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Big Street, South End 5/507 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put florin in cup" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 5/508 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT FLORIN IN CUP Floyd | Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?" Floyd | Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give florin to beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 5/509 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE FLORIN TO BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take strange coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 5/510 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?" Floyd | Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n. e." | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/512 Floyd | Floyd | > N. E. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show florin to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/513 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW FLORIN TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x florin" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 5/514 Floyd | Floyd | > X FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | This is a one-florin coin. A florin is one twentieth of a mark. One Floyd | florin will not save your bacon. But hey, you could buy me Floyd | some bacon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/515 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "buy bacon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/515 Floyd | Floyd | > BUY BACON Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show florin to sandie" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/516 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW FLORIN TO SANDIE Floyd | Floyd | I'm not getting any response. Pssh. I wish I had one of your Extremely Floyd | Loud Icebreaker Crackers. Those always got a response, even if it was Floyd | usually a violent one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take meat" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/516 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE MEAT Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the pork pan, the beef pan, or the Excitement pan? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take pork pan" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/517 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE PORK PAN Floyd | Floyd | Boss, that is an excellent idea, but Sandie has a mean Floyd | backhand. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/517 Floyd | Floyd | > XYZZY Floyd | Floyd | Thomas, could you put a random joke here? --Diane Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "plugh" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/517 Floyd | Floyd | > PLUGH Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/517 Floyd | Floyd | > DANCE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/518 Floyd | Floyd | > SING Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Oooohhhhh, Floyd | I'm going to murder that hedgehog! Floyd | This is the hedgehog-murdering song! Floyd | Floyd | Hmph. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "heh" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "plover" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/518 Floyd | Floyd | > PLOVER Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf8" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Big Street, Center 5/518 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "The vase is in the watch tower, right?" | |
| Zach says, "Yup" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I wonder if we can get the scarf out safely." | ||
| Zach says, "A think a bit was sticking out" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Sure, but without accidentally smashing the egg in the process." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n. w. n" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/521 Floyd | Floyd | > N. W. N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg and a scarf) and a young Floyd | guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/522 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SCARF Floyd | Floyd | Hmm, that's going to be tricky. Let me tip it over, then lift up the Floyd | neck like this, and...got it! Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Yay!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/523 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right? Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dye scarf" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/524 Floyd | Floyd | > DYE SCARF Floyd | Floyd | Ah, it turns a beautiful green. It reminds me of the leaves in my Floyd | tree. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "nice" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "We have a green scarf and a mustache and a guy who we think looks like Bart, because we're speciest." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "oh yeah, I'm remembering this part" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/525 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Oh, the guy in the bank?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. e." | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/528 Floyd | Floyd | > S. E. E. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mustache" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/529 Floyd | Floyd | > X MUSTACHE Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is one of your Multitudinous Mechanical Moustaches! You can Floyd | wind it to change its shape. The first version was prone to stuck Floyd | gears. It's too bad; I thought this was going to be a popular Floyd | invention. Right now it's shaped like a giant, bushy, overgrown Floyd | moustache. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wind mustache" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/530 Floyd | Floyd | > WIND MUSTACHE Floyd | Floyd | It's now a long moustache that would hang past the chin. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/531 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | It's now a handlebar moustache. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Neato." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put moustache on man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/532 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT MOUSTACHE ON MAN Floyd | Floyd | "Well, I've always wanted to grow a better moustache, really..." Floyd | Floyd | Oh, oh, he's taking it...he's putting it on...yes! Moustache go! Aw, Floyd | man, don't pat me on the head. I'm not a dog. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put scarf on man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/533 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT SCARF ON MAN Floyd | Floyd | "Well, thank you, little magpie. I am kind of cold." Floyd | Floyd | Magpie? I'm a raven! A raven! Stupid humans with their not Floyd | knowing anything and their not speaking the language and their failing Floyd | to look like proper bank robbers unless I do a bunch of stupid work... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bark" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/533 Floyd | Floyd | > BARK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/534 Floyd | Floyd | > X MAN Floyd | Floyd | I'm not done yet. Stupid humans with their stupid lack of feathers and Floyd | stupid weird beaks and stupid clothes. "Ooh, look at me, I'm a human. Floyd | I'm going to not fly all day, then sleep horizontally on the floor. I Floyd | like to set perfectly good rotting meat on fire, then eat it with a Floyd | delicate little fork so I don't get delicious grease on my weird, Floyd | fleshy hands and oh-so-precious opposable thumbs." Bah. Floyd | Floyd | All right, now I'm done. Let's go. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/535 Floyd | Floyd | > X MAN Floyd | Floyd | He looks like any other human, I guess. He's wearing grey pants, a Floyd | grey fedora, a scarf, and a grey shirt, and he has a handlebar Floyd | moustache. He's cursing under his breath as he tries to fill out Floyd | paperwork. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man proudly rubs his moustache. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fedora" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/536 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FEDORA Floyd | Floyd | Hmm, it is a pretty nice hat. Let me just swoop in and Floyd | grab--- Slap! Ow! Don't hit me! I just want to steal your Floyd | hat! Floyd | Floyd | Boss, this isn't going to work. He's very attached to the hat. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put un-hat on fedora" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/537 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT UN-HAT ON FEDORA Floyd | Floyd | Yeah, take that, Hat Boy! I'll just drop the unhat on his head and--- Floyd | Floyd | !moobak Floyd | Floyd | Er, that's me trying to mimic the sound of a 'kaboom' going backwards. Floyd | The hat and the unhat kind of shrank into each other and, well, no Floyd | hat. I think some of the guy's hair went with it. Uh oh, I think he's Floyd | kind of cheesed off. Okay, no need for that kind of violence! Whoa Floyd | whoa! I'm retreating to the chandelier now. Floyd | Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put un-hat on man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/537
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT UN-HAT ON MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/538 Floyd | Floyd | > X MAN Floyd | Floyd | He looks like any other human, I guess. He's wearing grey pants, a Floyd | scarf, and a grey shirt, and he has a handlebar moustache. He's Floyd | cursing under his breath as he tries to fill out paperwork. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x hair" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/538 Floyd | Floyd | > X HAIR Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "shine hair" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/538 Floyd | Floyd | > SHINE HAIR Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put fluid on hair" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/538 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT FLUID ON HAIR Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "yeah, he needs to rub the greasy hands on his hair" | |
| jenrexrode says, "maybe if you compliment him, he'll primp" | ||
| Zach says, "Hmm. Maybe an egg would make his hair shiny." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ew." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask man about hair" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/539 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT HAIR Floyd | Floyd | "Quork quork quork?" Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW arrives, ready to play with the toys. | jenrexrode says, "oh..." | |
| jenrexrode says, "dw" | ||
| DavidW says, "hello" | ||
| DavidW says, "Sorry for the lateness." | ||
| Zach says, "Hey DavidW" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe it's good enough." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Heya." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 5/540 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull cord" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 5/541 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL CORD Floyd | Floyd | Done! Floyd | Floyd | A mob of guardsmen charge out of the Watchtower towards the bank. I Floyd | think I'll follow them. Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some Floyd | forms. Floyd | Floyd | Three guards come rushing into the bank. "Stop right there, Two-Handed Floyd | Bart!" shouts the tallest guard. "You're under arrest!" shouts the Floyd | middle guard. "Wait! I don't think that's Two-Handed Bart!" cries the Floyd | shortest guard. Floyd | Floyd | "But he's got the moustache and the scarf and the no hat. He looks Floyd | just like him!" says the tallest guard. Floyd | Floyd | "Isn't he the same guy we didn't arrest last time?" says the short Floyd | guard. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't think so. He looks exactly like Two-Handed Bart," says the Floyd | middle guard. "Maybe you were just mistaken before." Floyd | Floyd | "I ... guess ..." says the short guard. "He does look just Floyd | like the poster....Well, take him in. Good job, guys." Floyd | Floyd | The three guards drag the man out of the bank, while he wails Floyd | incoherently about just being here for a loan. Floyd | Floyd | Heh heh heh. Time to go collect our reward money! Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "but it said he had greasy hands" | |
| DavidW says, "I've had a day where I just couldn't do anything." | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Nobody thinks there's anything weird about giving insurance money and rewards to a raven?" | ||
| Zach says, "No hat? It must be him" | ||
| jenrexrode says, "weird town, I guess" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w.w.n" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/544 Floyd | Floyd | > W.W.N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg) and a young guardsman Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 5/545 Floyd | Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show poster to guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 8/546 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW POSTER TO GUARD Floyd | Floyd | "Caw!" I brandish the poster and perch on the guard's head. Floyd | Floyd | "Hello, uh, bird. Huh, Two-Handed Bart. You know, we just captured Floyd | him." Floyd | Floyd | "Caw!" Yes, I was there. Floyd | Floyd | "He's supposed to be a criminal mastermind, but he was just standing Floyd | around idly in the middle of the bank." Floyd | Floyd | "Awk awwwwk." Floyd | Floyd | "I wonder who pulled the alarm," muses the guard. "The teller insists Floyd | she didn't do it." Floyd | Floyd | "Caw caw!" I hate you. I hate you I hate you I hate you. Floyd | Floyd | "We'll get a bonus for being the guard shift that caught him. I guess Floyd | nobody gets that five-thousand florin reward." Floyd | Floyd | Maybe I can kill this guy and cash in his body with Mel. "Awk. Floyd | Awk. Awk awk cawk awwwk awwk caww awk." Complicated pantomime Floyd | ensues. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is incredulous. "You? You're a bird." Floyd | Floyd | "Awwwk quork awww." Yes, I am a bird waving a poster at you Floyd | and miming pulling an alarm cord. Maybe I know what I am talking Floyd | about. Floyd | Floyd | The guard is still incredulous. "Enh, we get our bonus anyway. Here's Floyd | a credit slip." Finally, you people. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 3 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl | I hate you I hate you I hate you. | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "<3" | ||
| Zach says, "heh" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 8/547 Floyd | Floyd | > X CRACK Floyd | Floyd | There's a large crack on the top of the evidence box. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in crack" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 8/548 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK IN CRACK Floyd | Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a scarf, a mechanical moustache, Floyd | and a metal device inside. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf9" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Watchtower 8/548 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 8/549 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 8/550 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/551 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" shouts another merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces a different merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" bids a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x animals" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/552 Floyd | Floyd | > X ANIMALS Floyd | Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be, Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to animals" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/552 Floyd | Floyd | > TALK TO ANIMALS Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/552 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/553 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Our next company is Resolute Goat League," he announces. "We'll start Floyd | the bidding at one florin. Do I hear one florin?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/554 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | "Kwph!" I flap my wings and wave the florin in my beak. Floyd | Floyd | "Okay, one florin bid to the raven," says the auctioneer. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" shouts a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" bids another merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" declares a different merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-two!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixty-four florins!" declares a merchant. Floyd | Floyd | "Do I hear any more bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x auctioneer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/555 Floyd | Floyd | > X AUCTIONEER Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer is wearing a fancy black suit. He seems faintly oily, Floyd | but not in the delicious fried meats kind of way. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | One of the cows shifts around uncomfortably. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x merchant" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/555 Floyd | Floyd | > X MERCHANT Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the merchant, the merchant, the merchant, the Floyd | merchant, the merchant, the merchant, the merchant, or the merchant? Floyd | Floyd | ...This clearly isn't working. To disambiguate the merchants, I'm Floyd | going to give them human names. Let's see. I'm going to name that one Floyd | Hortensia, and that one Percival, that one Rupertina, that one Floyd | Elspeth, F'nyrx, Professor Demonspoon, Rombert, and Sunshine Floyd | Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Haha." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hortensia" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/556 Floyd | Floyd | > X HORTENSIA Floyd | Floyd | Hortensia is a sad-looking man carrying his hat before him and Floyd | twisting its brim nervously. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Associated Rook Leverage," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x percival" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/557 Floyd | Floyd | > X PERCIVAL Floyd | Floyd | Percival is a middle-aged woman sitting calmly. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" announces Rombert. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" declares Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" shouts Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "How about sixteen florins? Do I hear sixteen?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rupertina" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/558 Floyd | Floyd | > X RUPERTINA Floyd | Floyd | Rupertina is a tall, imposing woman. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Hortensia steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, takes Floyd | the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x elspeth" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/559 Floyd | Floyd | > X ELSPETH Floyd | Floyd | Elspeth is a young, smartly-dressed woman missing an earring. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Kingdom Flounder Floyd | Interests?" he asks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x f'nyrx" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/560
Floyd |
Floyd | > X F'NYRX
Floyd |
Floyd | F'nyrx is a man with greying hair, pacing anxiously.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One!" announces Elspeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" announces Percival.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four florins!" declares Hortensia.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" announces Professor Demonspoon.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Do I hear any more bids?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x professor" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/561 Floyd | Floyd | > X PROFESSOR Floyd | Floyd | Professor Demonspoon is an elderly man in a rumpled three-piece suit, Floyd | which he looks to have never changed. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rombert" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/562 Floyd | Floyd | > X ROMBERT Floyd | Floyd | Rombert is a short, corpulent man. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Royal Ibis Bureau," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sunshine" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/563 Floyd | Floyd | > X SUNSHINE Floyd | Floyd | Sunshine Gristlesplat is a stout man with a bowler hat and cane. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" declares Rombert. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" declares Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask cows about auction" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/564 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK COWS ABOUT AUCTION Floyd | Floyd | I perch near the livestock pens. "Hey, animals, are---" Floyd | Floyd | "Aww, it's terrible here. Let's run around! I hate being cooped up." Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf10" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Stock Market 8/564 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scrap" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/565 Floyd | Floyd | > X SCRAP Floyd | Floyd | It reads, "Give me the munny. I hav a bomm." Sheesh. I can Floyd | spell better than that. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Our next company is Associated Chicken Limited," he announces. "We'll Floyd | start the bidding at one florin. Do I hear one florin?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "What happens if we try to rob the bank? :D" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give scrap to auctioneer" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/566 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE SCRAP TO AUCTIONEER Floyd | Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" bids F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" bids Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" declares Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "How about thirty-two florins? Do I hear thirty-two?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/567 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask pigs about auction" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/568 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK PIGS ABOUT AUCTION Floyd | Floyd | I perch near the livestock pens. "Hey there, I---" Floyd | Floyd | "No time to talk! Can't stop moooooooving! The farmer might come Floyd | back!" Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Aggregate Sea Krait Floyd | System?" he asks. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "It just might be crazy enough to work" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 8/569 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | "Kwph!" I flap my wings and wave the florin in my beak. Floyd | Floyd | "Okay, one florin bid to the raven," says the auctioneer. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" bids Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 8/570 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 8/570 Floyd | Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 8/571 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bite cord" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 8/572 Floyd | Floyd | > BITE CORD Floyd | Floyd | Okay. Fear the beak. Snap! All right, it's broken. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Alarm broken!" | |
| Zach says, "Tricky" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e.e" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 8/574 Floyd | Floyd | > E.E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | Bank Window Floyd | This part of the bank is cut off from the public by a gilded cage. Floyd | There's a big, grey, solid-looking door back there, presumably a Floyd | vault. The room is big and echoey, thirty or forty feet high and Floyd | brightly lit from a huge gold chandelier overhead. The main lobby is Floyd | back to the west. Floyd | Floyd | There's a black cord running from a hole in the wall. Floyd | Floyd | There's a bored-looking teller behind the bars. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show scrap to teller" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 12/575 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW SCRAP TO TELLER Floyd | Floyd | All right. Deep breath, W.D. You can do this. I'm doing my serious Floyd | face, boss. I look deadly. I have a bomm and I'm not afraid to use it. Floyd | In fact, I'd love to use it. I'd rather blow this bank up than get my Floyd | money! Just give me an excuse! One million florins or hot fiery death! Floyd | One million florins AND hot fiery death! Forget the money; I'm taking Floyd | you all with meeeeeeeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | ...Darn it. I wish we had a real bomb. All the things you made that Floyd | exploded by accident, and you never made a bomb on purpose? Floyd | Floyd | Er, right. I should actually give her the note. Okay, she's reading Floyd | it. "Just one minute, sir," she says. (Ooh, I'm a sir.) She's reaching Floyd | under the counter--- ooh, she's going to try to pull the alarm! She Floyd | looks surprised. She looks down at her hand. I bet you were expecting Floyd | some tension in that cord, huh? She looks at me nervously. Oh yeah, I Floyd | am two seconds away from kaboom, ma'am. Better get me my money. Floyd | Floyd | She gets up and fumbles with the vault door. She pulls out several Floyd | different keys. I keep glaring so she'll hurry up. She opens the door, Floyd | reaches in, and grabs a sack. Then she comes back to me and unlocks Floyd | something to open the bars. She tosses the sack at me and closes the Floyd | bars. Floyd | Floyd | She suddenly claps her hands over her mouth. "Oh my god! You got Floyd | Two-Handed Bart arrested just so you could rob the bank yourself! Floyd | ...Pleasedon'tkillme." Floyd | Floyd | Oh yeah. I am W.D., and I am the King of Moneyville. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 4 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take sack" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Window 12/576 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SACK Floyd | Floyd | (the sack of bearer bonds) Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, ">cheese it" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "What?" | ||
| Zach says, "Run away" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oh!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w.w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 12/578 Floyd | Floyd | > W.W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fix cord" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 12/579 Floyd | Floyd | > FIX CORD Floyd | Floyd | Sorry, boss, but ravens aren't known for their manual dexterity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e." | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 12/581 Floyd | Floyd | > S. E. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show credit to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 12/581 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW CREDIT TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 12/582 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a sack of bearer bonds Floyd | a reward chit Floyd | a leather pouch (which is open but empty) Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show reward chit to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 13/583 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW REWARD CHIT TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | "You captured Two-handed Bart?" Floyd | Floyd | "Single-winged." Floyd | Floyd | "How?" Floyd | Floyd | "He showed up in the bank, so I pulled the alarm." Floyd | Floyd | "Well, that's something. I suppose I'll cash this in before I mention Floyd | knowing that Two-Handed Bart is always in Caberry this time of year." Floyd | Floyd | "Uh, yeah, you do that." Floyd | Floyd | Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the counter and carefully makes Floyd | a note in it. "All right, that's certainly worth another ingredient." Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show sack to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/584 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW SACK TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel's eyes bug out slightly. "How...?" Floyd | Floyd | "Lemonade stand." Floyd | Floyd | "...I'm just going to not think about it." Mel takes out a ledger from Floyd | underneath the counter and carefully makes a note in it. "All right, Floyd | that's certainly worth another ingredient." Floyd | Floyd | Mel closes his account book. "Well, W.D., I think you might have Floyd | enough to make one of the simpler Midas potions I'm familiar with. Floyd | I'll open the door to the alchemy laboratory." Mel makes a smooth but Floyd | arcane gesture. In a seemingly empty space on the shop floor, a Floyd | trapdoor abruptly pops into existence. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh, so that was what a Perfectly Foolproof Illusion is Floyd | supposed to look like." Floyd | Floyd | Mel says nothing as he crosses over to the trapdoor and opens it for Floyd | me. "There. You'll be able to use the equiment in the laboratory to Floyd | brew a potion." Floyd | Floyd | "Wow, Mel, thank you so much. I'll definitely bring the boss here to Floyd | buy you lunch, or something." Floyd | Floyd | Mel nods. "I know you are in a hurry, W.D,. but you may want to look Floyd | around a little more. I'm not entirely certain you have the right Floyd | ingredients to make something useful." Floyd | Floyd | "Oh. Well, I'll check the lab out." Floyd | Floyd | "Good luck." Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "maybe it was 7 points that we were short" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/585 Floyd | Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Secret Laboratory Floyd | This is Mel's spooooky secret laboratory. I say "spooky" because it's Floyd | lit bit a series of multicolored, floating orbs. Apart from the Floyd | glowing elf balls, though, it's a relatively normal stone cellar. I Floyd | can go up if you want to return to the shop proper. Floyd | Floyd | There's a big pot on the floor and a sign on the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balls" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/586 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLS Floyd | Floyd | Glowing balls in red and green and purple. They drift lazily around Floyd | the room. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pot" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/587 Floyd | Floyd | > X POT Floyd | Floyd | I'm sure it's technically an "alchemical cauldron apparatus," but I Floyd | will be referring to it as a "pot." The pot is filled with some kind Floyd | of thick liquid, and there's a sigil embossed on its side. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sign" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/588 Floyd | Floyd | > X SIGN Floyd | Floyd | Save your notes! You do not like remaking potions from scratch. Floyd | --Mel Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sigil" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/589 Floyd | Floyd | > X SIGIL Floyd | Floyd | It's some sort of intricate design. It means nothing to me, and it's Floyd | way too complicated for me to describe to you. It looks impressively Floyd | mystical and eldritch, though. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x liquid" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/590 Floyd | Floyd | > X LIQUID Floyd | Floyd | (the bottle of blue dye) Floyd | This is a bottle of blue dye. It contains, in my estimation, enough to Floyd | dye two ravens. That is not a suggestion. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x thick liquid" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/591 Floyd | Floyd | > X THICK LIQUID Floyd | Floyd | This is some kind of gooey liquid. It resembles syrup, but it's not Floyd | brown, and I don't detect any obvious odor from it. I'm assuming it's Floyd | some sort of potion base, but that's really your department. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I guess we need to get the ingredients we want from Mel" | |
| Zach asks, "Do we know what kind of potion we want?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Probably we should wait until we know how many ingredients we can afford." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Like, if we can manage 7." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Since presumably that brings our score up." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf11" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/591 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "I think we did 6 last time, thus the short score" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read page" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/591 Floyd | Floyd | > READ PAGE Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the vellum page or the torn page? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read torn page" | ||
Floyd ] Secret Laboratory 14/592 Floyd | Floyd | > READ TORN PAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions: Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to lead Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to silver Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to gold Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard Floyd | ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there) Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone, Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute anything to gold Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Golden hedgehog..." | |
| jenrexrode says, "heh" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/593 Floyd | Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about credit" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/594 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT CREDIT Floyd | Floyd | Mel checks his ledger. "You've given me enough money and valuables for Floyd | four spell ingredients." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/595 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a leather pouch (which is open but empty) Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "oh, I missed you getting the farming tools" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Which we haven't found a use for yet, hm." | ||
| jenrexrode asks, "how did you make him get them?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I guess we have the beggar, the device, and something about the market." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I just took them, and he did!" | ||
| jenrexrode asks, "i thought he said they were heavy?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Nope. | Taken." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "huh" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Although that reminds me that we also have this scrap of blanket." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Because the blanket was too heavy." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/596 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a leather pouch (which is open but empty) Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a cedar box (which is open but empty) Floyd | a piece of yellow paper Floyd | a piece of green paper Floyd | a piece of violet paper Floyd | a piece of red paper Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a wanted poster Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put yellow and green and violet and red in box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/596 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT YELLOW AND GREEN AND VIOLET AND RED IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the piece of red paper or the red balloon? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put red paper in box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/597 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT RED PAPER IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | The piece of red paper is now inside the cedar box. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put yellow and green and violet in box" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/598 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT YELLOW AND GREEN AND VIOLET IN BOX Floyd | Floyd | piece of yellow paper: There is no more room in the cedar box. Floyd | piece of green paper: There is no more room in the cedar box. Floyd | piece of violet paper: There is no more room in the cedar box. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Bah." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put yellow and green and violet in pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/599 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT YELLOW AND GREEN AND VIOLET IN POUCH Floyd | Floyd | piece of yellow paper: Done. Floyd | piece of green paper: Done. Floyd | piece of violet paper: Done. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take red paper.put red paper in pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/601
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE RED PAPER.PUT RED PAPER IN POUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd | There is no more room in the leather pouch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| genericgeekgirl says, "Obsessively cleaning up." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "And everything is too small!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all from pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/602 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE ALL FROM POUCH Floyd | Floyd | piece of violet paper: Removed. Floyd | piece of green paper: Removed. Floyd | piece of yellow paper: Removed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop red paper.drop violet and green and yellow" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/604
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP RED PAPER.DROP VIOLET AND GREEN AND YELLOW
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd | piece of violet paper: Dropped.
Floyd | piece of green paper: Dropped.
Floyd | piece of yellow paper: Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop wanted" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/605 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP WANTED Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Wait, we took the torn page and the entire spell book?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oops." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop cedar" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/606 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP CEDAR Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/607 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP POUCH Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/608 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rod" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/609 Floyd | Floyd | > X ROD Floyd | Floyd | Hey, you made this! It's your Fishing-Rod-With-Self-Baiting-Hook! Floyd | Somebody is using something you made! Or, well, maybe they were at Floyd | some point; they've apparently abandoned it. It still counts as a Floyd | sale, though. There's no line or hook on the fishing rod; it looks a Floyd | lot like a tree branch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "use rod" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/609 Floyd | Floyd | > USE ROD Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "flick rod" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/609 Floyd | Floyd | > FLICK ROD Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/610 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A cricket materializes in the air in front of me and Floyd | drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ah!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cricket" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/611 Floyd | Floyd | > X CRICKET Floyd | Floyd | I despise the way these guys chirp. It's always satisfying Floyd | when you catch one and then it's crunch crunch crunch crunch Floyd | and one fewer chirpy annoyance. Crickets have a milder taste than Floyd | grasshoppers. Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat cricket" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/612 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT CRICKET Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the cricket) Floyd | Crunch. Ah, always satisfying to do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/613 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/614 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | (the faery coin) Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Possibly falling asleep." | |
| Zach says, "Sorry, I accidentally showered and shaved." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Gasp." | ||
| Zach says, "I want to know about the magic crickets but I'm tired as well." | ||
| Zach says, "Maybe they're a hedgehog treat." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hedgehogs are insectivores, so likely." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "save" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfspecfic1" | ||
| *** SESSION TWO *** | ||
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "specfic1" | ||
Floyd | %% Critical error.
Floyd | %% Message: stream_open_file: unable to open file.
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 0/0
Floyd | [Restore failed.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfspecfic1" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/614
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/615 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of Floyd | assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about credit" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/616 Floyd | Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT CREDIT Floyd | Floyd | Mel checks his ledger. "You've given me enough money and valuables for Floyd | four spell ingredients." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/617 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "We had that idea about using the cricket rod with the hedgehog." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/618 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/619 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/620 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/621 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/622 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/622 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/623 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a nightcrawler and a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/624 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy Floyd | the last bait first. Conservation of energy, or something. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Did we lose the balloon?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/625 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I haven't got the nightcrawler. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, I can't spell" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/626 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | It's a shiny red balloon on a string, filled with that special air Floyd | that makes things float. It's really shiny. We should keep it and look Floyd | at it for a while. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf12" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Farmland 14/626 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Testing.. :D" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/627 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Because this is a *great* idea." | |
| Zach says, "yay" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "(I gave my husband a tshirt with a hedgehog and a balloon for New Year's!)" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/628 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/629 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/630 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, hush. Play with your damn balloon." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I am going to make a great mother." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take nightcrawler" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/631 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE NIGHTCRAWLER Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/632 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/633 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take nightcrawler" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/634 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE NIGHTCRAWLER Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/635 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I'm sure you'll raise a wonderful hedgehog." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yay" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/636 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/637 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me Floyd | and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/638 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the earthworm) Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/639 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me Floyd | and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/640 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/641 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ooh." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "We can lead." | ||
| Zach says, "Ah ha" | ||
| Zach asks, "What should we do with our new power?" | ||
| mwmiller says, "Well, as long as the hedgehog's not frigging singing..." | ||
| Binder arrives, full of fun and funk. | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/642 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hedgehog, take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/642
Floyd |
Floyd | > HEDGEHOG, TAKE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the faery coin, the florin, or the strange coin?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give hedgehog to beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/643 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE HEDGEHOG TO BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | I haven't got the hedgehog. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hedgehog, take strange coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/644 Floyd | Floyd | > HEDGEHOG, TAKE STRANGE COIN Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, hedgehog, I---" Floyd | Floyd | "Hi! Got any food? Got any food? Iiiiiiiiii'm pointy!" Floyd | Floyd | I think I'm done here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/645 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | He's like a ball of needles. And not in a good way, like your Floyd | Spherical Sewing Engine. Come to think of it, that wasn't so hot Floyd | either. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/646 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/647 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/648 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | an earthworm Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "What happened to our hedgedhog?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hmpf. Bad hedgehog." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "tie balloon to beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/649 Floyd | Floyd | > TIE BALLOON TO BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | Sorry, boss, but ravens aren't known for their manual dexterity. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Hehe" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x wool" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/650 Floyd | Floyd | > X WOOL Floyd | Floyd | The corner from a wool blanket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "rub wool on balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/650 Floyd | Floyd | > RUB WOOL ON BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to rub the torn bit of Floyd | wool. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "rub balloon with balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/650 Floyd | Floyd | > RUB BALLOON WITH BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to rub the red balloon. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm. I was thinking we could make some static electricity." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "tell beggar about birthday" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/651 Floyd | Floyd | > TELL BEGGAR ABOUT BIRTHDAY Floyd | Floyd | "Hello, birdie. You like shiny things, don't you? I like shiny things, Floyd | too. Would you like to give me something shiny?" Floyd | Floyd | "What? No! I---" Yeah, yeah, you don't speak Raven. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x tools" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/652 Floyd | Floyd | > X TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | They're some tools that you humans probably use to farm, uh, farm Floyd | stuff. Some of them have pointy bits, if that helps. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "cf13" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/652 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pop balloon with tool" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/652 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON WITH TOOL Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to pop the red balloon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/653 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it Floyd | lasted. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/652 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x shops" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/653 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHOPS Floyd | Floyd | There's a wagon repair shop and a shoe store. I don't see anything Floyd | useful to us. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x shoe store" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/653 Floyd | Floyd | > X SHOE STORE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/654 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/655 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/656 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/657 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/658 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/659 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/660 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "eat worm" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/661 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT WORM Floyd | Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/662 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/663 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/664 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/665 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm. I guess he doesn't want to follow us that way." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/666 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/667 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/668 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/669 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "How did we get him to follow us before?" | |
| Zach says, "I was thinking about trying to take him to the stock market." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I was holding a nightcrawler and he just came with." | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "hedgehog, follow me" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/670 Floyd | Floyd | > HEDGEHOG, FOLLOW ME Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, hedgehog, I---" Floyd | Floyd | "Hi! Got any food? Got any food? Iiiiiiiiii'm pointy!" Floyd | Floyd | I think I'm done here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller weeps. =( | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/671 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a nightcrawler Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a desperate wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to nightcrawler" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/671 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO NIGHTCRAWLER Floyd | Floyd | I can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/672 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/673 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/674 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/675 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/676 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/677 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I guess he only goes that far." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/676 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/677 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/678 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/679 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show wool to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/680 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WOOL TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | I'm not getting any response. Pssh. I wish I had one of your Extremely Floyd | Loud Icebreaker Crackers. Those always got a response, even if it was Floyd | usually a violent one. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "pull wool over hedgehog's eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/680
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL WOOL OVER HEDGEHOG'S EYES
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to pull the torn bit of
Floyd | wool.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/681 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/682 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/683 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/684 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/685 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/686 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/687 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/686 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/687 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/688 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/689 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/690 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sell hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/691 Floyd | Floyd | > SELL HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the hedgehog) Floyd | He's like a ball of needles. And not in a good way, like your Floyd | Spherical Sewing Engine. Come to think of it, that wasn't so hot Floyd | either. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Resolute Aardvark Leverage," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "big hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/691 Floyd | Floyd | > BIG HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Sorry, I got distracted. Anything new happen?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/691 Floyd | Floyd | > BID HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to bid the hedgehog on? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid hedgehog on stock" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/692 Floyd | Floyd | > BID HEDGEHOG ON STOCK Floyd | Floyd | "Sorry, raven. We only accept money here," says the auctioneer. Floyd | Floyd | "One florin!" shouts F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" declares Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" bids Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "No, I'm just trying to find a use for the hedgehog." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "big 32 florins" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/692 Floyd | Floyd | > BIG 32 FLORINS Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "bid 32 florins" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/692 Floyd | Floyd | > BID 32 FLORINS Floyd | Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x animals" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/693 Floyd | Floyd | > X ANIMALS Floyd | Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be, Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/694 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the northeast. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/695 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/696 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A cricket materializes in the air in front of me and Floyd | drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/696 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WORM Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take cricket" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/697 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE CRICKET Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/698 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/699 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of Floyd | assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have four Floyd | ingredients' worth of credit." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/698 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give cricket to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/699 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE CRICKET TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/700 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of Floyd | assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have four Floyd | ingredients' worth of credit." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/699 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/700 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of Floyd | me and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/701 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE WORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/702 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/703 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of Floyd | assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have four Floyd | ingredients' worth of credit." Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hmm, maybe he won't follow us into the shop." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 14/703 Floyd | Floyd | > SCORE Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 703 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/704 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/705 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/706 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/707 Floyd | Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various--- Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your Floyd | height up. Can we leave? Floyd | Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take tapestry" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/708 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE TAPESTRY Floyd | Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x tapestry" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/709 Floyd | Floyd | > X TAPESTRY Floyd | Floyd | It's a garish sight. I guess the artist might have been trying to do Floyd | something in the Colorist style. (Purple and green dyes became cheap Floyd | around the turn of the century, and there was a rainbow explosion in Floyd | the art world for about a decade.) I don't know, though--- these Floyd | colors don't really go together. Colorism usually involves more Floyd | realistic pairings, and I don't think humans are supposed to be that Floyd | shade of orange. I think the blobby thing is meant to be a unicorn, Floyd | but that's speculation. Floyd | Floyd | The tapestry was made by the late queen. I've heard stories about her Floyd | prolific and unusual talent. I'm sure the old guy couldn't bear to Floyd | throw it out, and nobody else could bear to look at it. There's a Floyd | wobbly inscription woven into the corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/710 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/711 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "enter tree" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 14/712 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER TREE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In a Tree Floyd | From here, I can see all sorts of things. Sandie's got her Hot Meats Floyd | stall set up in the middle of Big Street. The castle (and your body) Floyd | are off to the south. The bank sparkles faintly in the distance. There Floyd | are streamers and balloons out in front of the magic shop. Farmland Floyd | stretches off to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "exit tree" | ||
Floyd ] In a Tree 14/712 Floyd | Floyd | > EXIT TREE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/713 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "dig hole" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/713 Floyd | Floyd | > DIG HOLE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/714 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | You should have thought of that before you had me burn the barn down. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 14/715 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cottage Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west. Floyd | Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 14/716 Floyd | Floyd | > X TABLE Floyd | Floyd | It's a round, wooden table. Six or seven people could fit around it. Floyd | It's solid looking, but rough; it's functional rather than pretty. It Floyd | has food stains that are several years old, giving it a pleasant aroma Floyd | of meals past. Unfortunately, there's no actual food on it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "push table" | ||
Floyd ] Cottage 14/717 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH TABLE Floyd | Floyd | It's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/718 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/719 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/720 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 14/721 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I have no clue" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I was hoping he'd interact more with the balloon, and we could figure out how to use that." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 14/722 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 14/723 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a nightcrawler Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 14/724 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 14/725 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/726 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fix cord" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/727 Floyd | Floyd | > FIX CORD Floyd | Floyd | Sorry, boss, but ravens aren't known for their manual dexterity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/728 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/729 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/730 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/731 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/732 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smack hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/732 Floyd | Floyd | > SMACK HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Farmland 14/732 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/733 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/734 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/737 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/738 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/739 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/740 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/741 Floyd | Floyd | > X HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Hedgehogs are, sadly, inedible, so there's not much to say about them. Floyd | This one is frolicking, which is very undignified. In fact, I Floyd | think it's singing. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/742 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a nightcrawler Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/742 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/732
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/733 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/734 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > X BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Weird." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/732
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| Johnny does like justice, but that's taking it a bit far. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/733 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a nightcrawler Floyd | a red balloon Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/734 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop fish" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP FISH Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop nightcrawler" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP NIGHTCRAWLER Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/737 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/738 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog's playing with the stupid balloon. "I love you, Floyd | balloooooon! Have a hug!" Floyd | Floyd | Oh, seriously? Is he really going to--- Floyd | Floyd | KABOOM Floyd | Floyd | Gah, those things are loud when they pop. The hedgehog looks dazed. Floyd | "Oh no! Where did my balloon friend go?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Hehehehehe." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/732
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/733 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/734 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it Floyd | lasted. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/735 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/737 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it Floyd | lasted. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/736 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/737 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" announces F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" bids Rupertina. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen florins!" announces Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/738 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it Floyd | lasted. Floyd | Floyd | Ha ha. That was a great noise. Oh, hey, I think it scared one of the Floyd | cows. She's trying to break the fence. Whoa whoa, she did Floyd | break the fence and now all of the cows are mooing really loudly and Floyd | kind of running and now the pigs are--- woohoo! It's a stampede! Oh, Floyd | hey, maybe I shouldn't be just standi---- ack! Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 738 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "There we go." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/737 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Hedgehogs pop balloons, and popped balloons freak out animals. But why?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I mean, to what end :D Not 'why'." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/738 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again. Floyd | Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/739 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Our next company is Contemporary Donkey Unlimited," he announces. Floyd | "We'll start the bidding at one florin." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/740 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a coffer (which is open), and an auction Floyd | block (on top of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" announces F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two florins!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" shouts Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" announces Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-two!" announces Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid sixty-four florins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/741 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/742 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/743 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/744 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/745 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/746 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/747 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here. Floyd | Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf15" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Farmland 14/747 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/748 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy Floyd | the last bait first. Conservation of energy, or something. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show nightcrawler to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/749 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/750 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/749 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/750 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/751 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! A cricket materializes in the air in front of me and Floyd | drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/752 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/751 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Farmland Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take cricket" | ||
Floyd ] Farmland 14/752 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE CRICKET Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/753 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/754 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/755 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/754 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give cricket to hedgehog" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/755 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE CRICKET TO HEDGEHOG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/756 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE WAND Floyd | Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy Floyd | the last coin first. Conservation of energy, or something. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And siiiiiiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/757 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/758 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me Floyd | and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/759 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/760 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/761 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give earthworm to hedgehog.wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/762 Floyd | Floyd | > GIVE EARTHWORM TO HEDGEHOG.WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh--- Floyd | Floyd | Happy happy hedgehog Floyd | Is a happy happy hooooog! Floyd | It's a good day for eating Floyd | And singiiiiiiiing! Floyd | Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/763 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me Floyd | and drops to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/764 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Doop de dooooooo, Floyd | It's a round life for meeeeee! Floyd | We're roly and poly Floyd | And hedgyhogoly, Floyd | A life in the hedge is for meeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/765 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/766 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a coffer (which is open), and an auction Floyd | block here. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Reliable Gopher Group," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the southwest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/767 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" shouts F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat. Floyd | Floyd | "Four!" announces Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight!" bids Percival. Floyd | Floyd | "Sixteen!" shouts Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Thirty-two!" declares Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "Who wants to bid sixty-four florins?" Floyd | Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing: Floyd | Floyd | Singing is the best, Floyd | The best, the best! Floyd | What's the best? Floyd | That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging! Floyd | Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food. Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/768 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/769 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty. Floyd | To the the north, I hear a cow cry out, "Augh, it's the Farmer! The Floyd | Farmer is coming! It's the Farmer! Oh no oh no oh no oh no run run run Floyd | run run runrunrunrunrun!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/770 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This the floor of the stock market, though the pen is sadly empty now. Floyd | From here, I can go south to the bank or southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here. Floyd | Floyd | "One!" declares F'nyrx. Floyd | Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth. Floyd | Floyd | "Four florins!" bids Hortensia. Floyd | Floyd | "Eight florins!" bids Professor Demonspoon. Floyd | Floyd | "How about sixteen florins? Do I hear sixteen?" Floyd | Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 770 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/769 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/770 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | Augh! It's a cow quake! Cows and dogs and pigs and chickens and at Floyd | least one wildebeest charge in from the north, screaming and bleating. Floyd | Floyd | "Help! We're running!" Floyd | Floyd | "Whee! We're running!" Floyd | Floyd | "I'm going to get stepped on!" Floyd | Floyd | "Panic! Panic panic panic!" Floyd | Floyd | "Freedom! Panic! Freedom!" Floyd | Floyd | This is a breathtaking, mouth-watering sight, boss, but it might be a Floyd | bit dangerous to hang around a horde of stampeding animals. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/771 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie whips out a ladle and starts beating back some dogs that look Floyd | more hungry than scared. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/773 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 773 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE COIN Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the strange coin, the faery coin, or the florin? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take strange" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/773 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE Floyd | Floyd | Yeah, try to hear me through the stampede. Yoink! Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 773 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Bleh." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I figured the stampeded was loud, so the beggar wouldn't notice us? But we just get trampled, too." | ||
| Zach asks, "What exactly causes the stampede?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "The balloon getting popped." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to take the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/773 Floyd | | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/774 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various--- Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your Floyd | height up. Can we leave? Floyd | Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/775 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/776 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take strange" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/777 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE Floyd | Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?" Floyd | Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe in the moment before the stampede charges in (a few turns back)" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/776 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/775 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 14/774 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 14/773 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/773 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 773 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move, Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/772 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/771 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/770 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I wasted a turn earlier maybe" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/769 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 14/768 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 14/767 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 14/768 Floyd | Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | To the the northeast, I hear a cow cry out, "Augh, it's the Farmer! Floyd | The Farmer is coming! It's the Farmer! Oh no oh no oh no oh no run run Floyd | run run run runrunrunrunrun!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 14/769 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | There's a deafening combination of mooing and bleating from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 14/770 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | There's a deafening combination of mooing and bleating from the north. Floyd | Floyd | "Aieeee! My ears!" cries the beggar, although I can barely hear him Floyd | over the chaos. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take strange" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 19/771 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE Floyd | Floyd | Yeah, try to hear me through the stampede. Yoink! Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Augh! It's a cow quake! Cows and dogs and pigs and chickens and at Floyd | least one wildebeest charge in from the north, screaming and bleating. Floyd | Floyd | "Help! We're running!" Floyd | Floyd | "Whee! We're running!" Floyd | Floyd | "I'm going to get stepped on!" Floyd | Floyd | "Panic! Panic panic panic!" Floyd | Floyd | "Freedom! Panic! Freedom!" Floyd | Floyd | This is a breathtaking, mouth-watering sight, boss, but it might be a Floyd | bit dangerous to hang around a horde of stampeding animals. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 5 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 19/772 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/773 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Not a Dungeon Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various--- Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your Floyd | height up. Can we leave? Floyd | Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x strange" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/774 Floyd | Floyd | > X STRANGE Floyd | Floyd | It looks like it's made of gold and silver swirled together. One face Floyd | shows some distinguished-looking older woman, and the other shows a Floyd | lighthouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat strange" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/775 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT STRANGE Floyd | Floyd | Ha ha, funny. I know you think I eat everything, but there are limits. Floyd | Floyd | I am kind of hungry, though. Let me know if you see any real food. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/776 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy Floyd | the last bait first. Conservation of energy, or something. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "hooray" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/777 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a strange coin Floyd | an earthworm Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat earthworm" | ||
Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/778 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT EARTHWORM Floyd | Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf16" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Not a Dungeon 19/778 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Show the strange coin to Mel?" | |
| Zach says, "Or buy lots of hot meat" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "It's not that kind of game." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down" | ||
Floyd ] Castle Gate 19/779 Floyd | Floyd | > DOWN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Castle Gate Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north. Floyd | Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 19/780 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, South End Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | I can see a beggar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "mock beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, South End 19/780 Floyd | Floyd | > MOCK BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 19/781 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 19/782 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show strange to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/783 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW STRANGE TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel examines the coin. "Where did you get a twenty septiva coin? Floyd | Septivar was conquered and destroyed three hundred years ago." Floyd | Floyd | "Well, I went and looked through my shiny object collection, and I Floyd | didn't recognize this, so I figured it was probably valuable. Er, is Floyd | it?" Floyd | Floyd | "Oh yes, definitely. Here." Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the Floyd | counter and carefully makes a note in it. "All right, that's certainly Floyd | worth another ingredient." Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "I think we need two more?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x page" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/783 Floyd | Floyd | > X PAGE Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the vellum page or the torn page? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x torn" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/783 Floyd | Floyd | > X TORN Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the torn bit of wool or the torn page? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x torn page" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/784 Floyd | Floyd | > X TORN PAGE Floyd | Floyd | It's a torn page from a book. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read torn page" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/785 Floyd | Floyd | > READ TORN PAGE Floyd | Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions: Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to lead Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to silver Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood Floyd | Floyd | Transmute gold to gold Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard Floyd | ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there) Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone, Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | Transmute anything to gold Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read vellum" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/786 Floyd | Floyd | > READ VELLUM Floyd | Floyd | In familiar handwriting, the text of the page reads: Floyd | Floyd | Dear Guards, Floyd | Floyd | Please return the machine you confiscated from the king's wizard, who Floyd | is very powerful and very good at magic except for that one time with Floyd | the pancakes, which was a reasonable accident that could happen to Floyd | anyone. Also, I am stupid and I smell bad and my mother is a platypus. Floyd | Floyd | The signature on this letter is somewhat unusual. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x signature" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/787 Floyd | Floyd | > X SIGNATURE Floyd | Floyd | A poorly-executed forgery of the treasurer's signature. I suspect his Floyd | name is not actually "The Treasurer." I also suspect he knows how to Floyd | spell "treasurer." I wish your Spelling Wasp had caught on, boss. That Floyd | one should have made us millionaires. Anaphylactic shock is a small Floyd | price to pay for proper spelling. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "erase signature" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/787 Floyd | Floyd | > ERASE SIGNATURE Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to erase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/788 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x clear fluid" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/789 Floyd | Floyd | > X CLEAR FLUID Floyd | Floyd | The bottle is filled with a colourless fluid. It's labelled, "Problem Floyd | Solvent: Misspelled a word? Problem Solve-it with Problem Solvent!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "solve signature" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/789 Floyd | Floyd | > SOLVE SIGNATURE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour clear fluid on signature" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/790 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR CLEAR FLUID ON SIGNATURE Floyd | Floyd | Okay, let me sprinkle a few drops on it. Wow, the signature completely Floyd | disappeared, and without the paper catching fire or turning into a Floyd | swarm of angry bees or worse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vellum" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/791 Floyd | Floyd | > X VELLUM Floyd | Floyd | An inexpert forgery on vellum, crumpled up a bit. It's unsigned. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I guess we want that device." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf17" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/791 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 20/792 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 20/793 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/794 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/795 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stock Market 20/796 Floyd | Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stock Market Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals. Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or Floyd | southwest to Big Street. Floyd | Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that Floyd | humans do. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block here. Floyd | Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and Floyd | puts it on the auction block. Floyd | Floyd | "Next up is Majestic Lynx Acquisitions," he says. "Any bids?" Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Really? All the animals are gone." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Bank Lobby 20/797 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bank Lobby Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside, Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms Floyd | and stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/798 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/799 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 20/800 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/799 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/800 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tower" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/801 Floyd | Floyd | > X TOWER Floyd | Floyd | It's an oppressive stone building. I always feel like I'm going to fly Floyd | into it even when I'm nowhere near it. It's only two stories high. I'm Floyd | confident that in later years, art critics will point to this building Floyd | as the quintessential Thuggist structure. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter tower" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 20/802 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER TOWER Floyd | Floyd | The entrance is farther to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 20/803 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/804 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg) and a young guardsman Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf18" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Watchtower 20/804 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vellum to guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/805 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW VELLUM TO GUARD Floyd | Floyd | The guard reluctantly stirs. The guard reluctantly stirs. "This form Floyd | isn't signed. It's not valid." Glaring at me, he tears up the form and Floyd | goes back to sleep. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/804 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/805 Floyd | Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/806 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barracks Floyd | This must be where the guards sleep. There are a bunch of cots here. A Floyd | tired guardsman is sitting before a pile of paperwork, with an inkpad Floyd | and wastebasket next to him. There's a staircase leading down to the Floyd | main part of the guardhouse. Floyd | Floyd | I can see some cots (on top of which is a coarse blanket) here. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vellum on stack" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/807 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VELLUM ON STACK Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I've put the vellum page on the pile of paperwork. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/808 Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman picks up the vellum page and looks at it Floyd | blearily. "Heh, platypus." The guard dutifully stamps the page and Floyd | sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vellum" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/809 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VELLUM Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vellum" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/810 Floyd | Floyd | > X VELLUM Floyd | Floyd | A slightly better forgery on vellum, crumpled up a bit. It's stamped Floyd | with the treasurer's signature. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl :D | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/811 Floyd | Floyd | > DOWN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg) and a young guardsman Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vellum to guard" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/812 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW VELLUM TO GUARD Floyd | Floyd | The guard reluctantly stirs. He scans the form. "Oh, you belong to the Floyd | crazy wizard. That explains so much. Well, I suppose this looks Floyd | legit." He fishes out his key, opens the cabinet, and drags out a Floyd | metal device from it. After carefully relocking the cabinet while Floyd | watching me suspiciously, he goes back to sleep. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/813 Floyd | Floyd | > X DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | I have no idea what this is, boss. It's a metal box with red, blue, Floyd | and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot beneath them. There's Floyd | a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top. The machine looks Floyd | great--- the metal is wonderfully shiny--- but there aren't any Floyd | convenient labels or instructions. I don't think this is something you Floyd | designed. Hey, maybe that means it'll work! Floyd | Floyd | Er, sorry, boss. That came out wrong. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kick advice" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/813 Floyd | Floyd | > KICK ADVICE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kick device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/813 Floyd | Floyd | > KICK DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/814 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | That's not something I can open. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/815 Floyd | Floyd | > UP Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Barracks Floyd | This must be where the guards sleep. There are a bunch of cots here. A Floyd | tired guardsman is sitting before a pile of paperwork, with an inkpad Floyd | and wastebasket next to him. There's a staircase leading down to the Floyd | main part of the guardhouse. Floyd | Floyd | I can see some cots (on top of which is a coarse blanket) here. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on stack" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/816 Floyd | Floyd | > STAND ON STACK Floyd | Floyd | That's not something I can stand on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter stack" | ||
Floyd ] Barracks 20/817 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER STACK Floyd | Floyd | That's not something I can enter. Floyd | Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Boo." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/818 | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "push green button" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | > DOWN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside. Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on Floyd | the watch. Floyd | Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner. Floyd | Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a Floyd | cord going out the window. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a metal device, a vase (which contains an egg) and a Floyd | young guardsman here. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Watchtower 20/819 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH GREEN BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps sadly, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bop! Floyd | Unused fraction cannot commence money protocols. Removing before to Floyd | continue is a necessary." Whoa! It talks! Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/820 Floyd | Floyd | > X DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | I have no idea what this is, boss. It's a metal box with red, blue, Floyd | and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot beneath them. There's Floyd | a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top. The machine looks Floyd | great--- the metal is wonderfully shiny--- but there aren't any Floyd | convenient labels or instructions. I don't think this is something you Floyd | designed. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/821 Floyd | Floyd | > X TRAY Floyd | Floyd | There's a metal tray mounted on top of the strange device. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x buttons" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/821 Floyd | Floyd | > X BUTTONS Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf19" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "push red button" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/821 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Watchtower 20/822 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH RED BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bleep blorp! Floyd | Fraction disposal commencing." Ack! It talks! The top of the machine Floyd | pops open, and it spits out a dog-eared pamphlet. The top then snaps Floyd | back into place. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Pressing all the butto--timing." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pamphlet" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/823 Floyd | Floyd | > X PAMPHLET Floyd | Floyd | "Thank you muchly for buyinged Super Wonderful Very Legal Money Floyd | Device! For happy money time, please three of etherial fraction to Floyd | take inside Device: Floyd | - A wool (of clothing or not) Floyd | - A blue of dye (inside bottle is happy-good also) Floyd | - A egg (after breaked, is it acceptable? Very no!) Floyd | The blue of button is for to transport fraction from platform to Floyd | inside the Device. The red of button is for to unmake transportation Floyd | by eversion. The green of button is for to Device initiation money Floyd | protocols. Let's money together in every day! Floyd | Floyd | Neither this company nor its subsidiaries assume any liability for Floyd | misuse of this Device for anything other than its recommended novelty Floyd | purposes." Floyd | Floyd | Oh, that's right, this is that counterfeiting machine you sent away Floyd | for a while ago. I'm surprised you had so many problems with it; it Floyd | sounds reliable enough. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "We have those things!" | |
| Zach says, "Huzzah!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/824 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | a torn bit of wool Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a bottle of blue dye Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a mediocre wizard Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put wool on tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/825 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT WOOL ON TRAY Floyd | Floyd | The torn bit of wool is now inside the metal tray. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press blue" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/826 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS BLUE Floyd | Floyd | (the bottle of blue dye) Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press blue button" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/827 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS BLUE BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box. Wow, boss. This thing Floyd | is amazing. Are you getting all this? You need to make something like Floyd | this. Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bip! Wool Floyd | reception!" The talking creeps me out. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put blue dye on tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/828 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT BLUE DYE ON TRAY Floyd | Floyd | The bottle of blue dye is now inside the metal tray. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/829 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box. Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bip bip! Dye Floyd | reception!" Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Gerynar says "bloop" and shrinks down into a little dot, then winks out...just like those old-fashioned B&w televisions. | ||
| Gerynar has disconnected. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put egg on tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/830 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT EGG ON TRAY Floyd | Floyd | I can't do that without holding it. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf20" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Watchtower 20/830 Floyd | [Ok.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I think he eats the egg as soon as we break the vase." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Because he's a jerk with no self control." | ||
| mwmiller says, "put vase on tray, push blue button. Maybe it'll break the vase and vanish it in the process." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase on tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/831 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VASE ON TRAY Floyd | Floyd | I can't do that without holding it. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/832 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE VASE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase on tray" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/833 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT VASE ON TRAY Floyd | Floyd | The vase is now inside the metal tray. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press blue button" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/834 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS BLUE BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box. Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps. "Bip! Bad reception causes very sadness." The top Floyd | of the machine unfolds as it spits out the vase, then reassembles Floyd | itself in a complicated way that gives me a headache just thinking Floyd | about it. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/833 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Hmm. Maybe if we eat the fish before breaking the vase we'll be full?" | |
| mwmiller says, "Foo." | ||
| Zach says, "Though we're probably too greedy." | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Can we tie our beak shut?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat fish" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/834 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT FISH Floyd | Floyd | Done! Not bad. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/835 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK VASE Floyd | Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass Floyd | disappear. Floyd | Floyd | Wait, did I say there was an egg? Sorry, that was just a trick of the Floyd | light. There was no mouth-wateringly delicious egg with the exact Floyd | amount of staleness for perfect burp flavoring. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/834 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Nope." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/833 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Watchtower Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/834 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Urgh, this thing weights a ton. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/835 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device out" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/836 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE OUT Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to put it down first. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/837 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Huff puff puff. My load is too heavy to fly, or even hop, Floyd | boss. Floyd | Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the Floyd | egg is too far down. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/838 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device" | ||
Floyd ] Watchtower 20/839 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device s" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 20/840 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/841 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fish Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of a foolish wizard Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > X DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Whoops" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/841 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 20/840 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/841 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > X DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | This is apparently some sort of counterfeiting machine. It's a metal Floyd | box with red, blue, and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot Floyd | beneath them. There's a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Hey, I think our opinion of the wizard's mind is improving! Or maybe it's just random." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tray" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/843 Floyd | Floyd | > X TRAY Floyd | Floyd | There's a metal tray mounted on top of the strange device. Floyd | Floyd | Inside the metal tray is a vase. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Hee" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I hadn't noticed." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/844 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/845 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT FISH Floyd | Floyd | Done! Not bad. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/846 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak Floyd | in there! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/847 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the Floyd | circle. Let's get out of here before the cage appears again. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/848 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling Floyd | beneath the circle. Let's get out of here before I have to break out Floyd | of that cage again. Floyd | Floyd | The egg is calling to me... Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "In this session it's gone from 'the mind of an annoying wizard' to 'mediocre' to 'foolish'." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/849 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK VASE Floyd | Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass Floyd | disappear. Floyd | Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- oh, no. Not this again. No no no no Floyd | no! They're surrounding me and, once again, forming some sort of Floyd | magical cage around me. Get me out of here! Floyd | Floyd | You know what would make being stuck in this weird magic cage worth Floyd | it, boss? That egg. Help me get out of here so I can get my talons on Floyd | it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/850 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | I can't get to that while I'm stuck in this cage. Thanks again for Floyd | getting me locked in here, boss. Floyd | Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with rod" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/851 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH ROD Floyd | Floyd | That is all the way on the other side of the wharf, but I'm stuck in Floyd | this freaky cage. Let me out! Floyd | Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with wand" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/852 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH WAND Floyd | Floyd | As I am stuck in this freaky cage, I can't reach that. Floyd | Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with tool" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/853 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH TOOL Floyd | Floyd | As I am stuck in this freaky cage, I can't reach that. Floyd | Floyd | Arrrgh! The delicious egg is right there, but I'm stuck in Floyd | this freaky magical cage. This is unbearably frustrating, boss. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/854 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have: Floyd | a fish Floyd | a vellum page Floyd | a faery coin Floyd | a florin Floyd | some farming tools Floyd | a fishing rod Floyd | a bottle of clear fluid Floyd | a torn page Floyd | a spell book Floyd | a magic wand Floyd | the mind of an annoying wizard Floyd | Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform Floyd | themselves into a glass vase. Ohhhh, it must be made out of Mel's Floyd | self-repairing glass. It's cheaper than his unbreakable glass. Floyd | Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with tools" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/855 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH TOOLS Floyd | Floyd | That is all the way on the other side of the wharf, but I'm stuck in Floyd | this freaky cage. Let me out! Floyd | Floyd | You know what would make being stuck in this weird magic cage worth Floyd | it, boss? That egg. Help me get out of here so I can get my talons on Floyd | it. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Grrr." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/854 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/853 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/852 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/851 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/850 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/849 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/848 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/847 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/846 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/845 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/844 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/843 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/841 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 20/840 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device w" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/841 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wharf Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck. Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device into circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/842 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE INTO CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | The metal device is now inside the chalk circle. Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first. Floyd | Floyd | Ack! I want that tasty egg! Arrgggh, it's right there, mocking me with Floyd | its tantalizing deliciousness! You will soon be mine, egg! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/843 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE Floyd | Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the Floyd | circle. Let's get out of here before the cage appears again. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/844 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | I already have that. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/845 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT FISH Floyd | Floyd | Done! Not bad. Floyd | Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/846 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling Floyd | beneath the circle. Let's get out of here before I have to break out Floyd | of that cage again. Floyd | Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/847 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK VASE Floyd | Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass Floyd | disappear. Floyd | Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- oh, no. Not this again. No no no no Floyd | no! They're surrounding me and, once again, forming some sort of Floyd | magical cage around me. Get me out of here! Floyd | Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/848 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Urgghgh! Close, but I can't quite reach the blue button from inside Floyd | the cage. Floyd | Floyd | You know what would make being stuck in this weird magic cage worth Floyd | it, boss? That egg. Help me get out of here so I can get my talons on Floyd | it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with wand" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/849 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH WAND Floyd | Floyd | Okay, the magic wand will just barely fit through the bars, Floyd | and....nrgh...almost...success! Floyd | Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box. Floyd | Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bop bop! Egg Floyd | reception!" The talking still creeps me out. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Whee." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hit bars" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/850 Floyd | Floyd | > HIT BARS Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I can do violence! Kapow! I snapped one of the bars. Floyd | I'm almost through! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/851 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Okay, okay. Right. Violence solves so many problems. Thud! Floyd | The cage has enough and disappears in a puff of green smoke. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/851 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | I can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/852 Floyd | Floyd | > X DEVICE Floyd | Floyd | This is apparently some sort of counterfeiting machine. It's a metal Floyd | box with red, blue, and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot Floyd | beneath them. There's a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top. Floyd | Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform Floyd | themselves into a glass vase. Ohhhh, it must be made out of Mel's Floyd | self-repairing glass. It's cheaper than his unbreakable glass. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "EGG RECEPTION!!!!! =D =D =D" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push green button" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/853 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH GREEN BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | The machine emits a complicated series of beeps, and a tinny voice Floyd | issues from it. "Beep bleep bip bip boop bleep bip! Here is your Floyd | money! Please remember always that Device is for happy money time with Floyd | friends only. Using it as real money? Very never! Let's all remember Floyd | together." The machine ejects a banknote from the narrow slot and Floyd | beeps happily a few more times before becoming quiet again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x banknote" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 20/854 Floyd | Floyd | > X BANKNOTE Floyd | Floyd | This is a note for one million florins! That's only fifty thousand Floyd | marks, but it's still nothing to sneeze at. The paint's still a little Floyd | tacky, so I'm being careful when touching it. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Happy Money Time." | |
| mwmiller exclaims, "Let's money together in every day!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take banknote" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 26/855 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BANKNOTE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 6 points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 26/856 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I'll have to get out of the chalk circle first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Wharf 26/857 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Okay, I've gotten out of the chalk circle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Mindo Street 26/858 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Mindo Street Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it. Floyd | Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people. Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, North End 26/859 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, North End Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a Floyd | minute there. Floyd | Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and Floyd | Big Street continues to the south. Floyd | Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower Floyd | and the bank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Big Street, Center 26/860 Floyd | Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Big Street, Center Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The Floyd | financial district is farther north. Floyd | Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 26/861 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Magic Shop Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your Floyd | bacon. Floyd | Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading Floyd | down. Floyd | Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here. Floyd | Floyd | Mel's at the counter. Floyd | Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show banknote to mel" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/862 Floyd | Floyd | > SHOW BANKNOTE TO MEL Floyd | Floyd | Mel looks at the note. Then he touches it lightly. I'm trying to look Floyd | innocent, boss. I don't think he's buying it. Wait, wait. He shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | "What the hell. It's funny, if nothing else." Floyd | Floyd | Victory is ours! Floyd | Floyd | Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the counter and carefully makes Floyd | a note in it. "All right, that's certainly worth another ingredient." Floyd | Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "A new balloon!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "They regenerate :)" | ||
| jenrexrode arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/863 Floyd | Floyd | > POP BALLOON Floyd | Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it Floyd | lasted. Floyd | Checking a sigh, Mel incants "Kadara!", and a red balloon pops into Floyd | existence. Man, that's handy. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl glee! | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Magic Shop 27/864 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | I can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||