NightFloyd Transcript:
Speculative Fiction by Diane Christoforo and Thomas Mack
As played on ifMUD on Feb 21 & 28, March 7 & 14, 2013

Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Unlike ClubFloyd, NightFloyd often takes on significantly larger works of interactive fiction, knowing going in that each one will take multiple sessions (but not always, as you'll see in this transcript). NightFloyd is also a bit more informal than ClubFloyd in that it's only announced on the ifMUD #clubfloyd bulletin board, and the time shifts around to meet player's schedules far more than ClubFloyd does. NightFloyd is organized by genericgeekgirl, aka Adri.

Below is a transcript of Speculative Fiction written by Diane Christoforo and Thomas Mack. Speculative Fiction was originally released as part of the 2011 IntroComp, where it won second place. It wnet on to be nominated for two Xyzzies: Best Individual NPC and Best Implementation. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


ToyShop & Floyditorium
#ClubFloyd Discussion



genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask specfictionfull"
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]         Money will come when you are doing the right thing.
Floyd ]
Floyd ]                                            ---Mike Phillips
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]                          Speculative Fiction
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]                       [Press any key to begin.]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd ]
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/0
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Babe, I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to cancel dinner.
Floyd | Yeah, I've got to stop the boss from being executed.
Floyd |
Floyd | Speculative Fiction
Floyd | Beginner's Lessons from "The Big Book of Financial Crimes"
Floyd | Copyright (c) 2011--2012 by Diane Christoforo and Thomas Mack
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120630 / Inform v6.31 Library 6/11
Floyd | First-time players should type ABOUT.
Floyd |
Floyd | Not a Dungeon
Floyd |
Floyd | No! My shiniest of shiny objects! Don't fly aw--- Come back! I
Floyd | love you!
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, now that my girlfriend's mad at me, where were we? Ah, right.
Floyd |
Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the
Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being
Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various---
Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's
Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your
Floyd | height up. Can we leave?
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a vase, a mirror, and an annoying git in
Floyd | a dress here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "is the the one with the bird?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah."
jenrexrode says, "cool, I don't think I ever finished it"
Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x tapestry"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TAPESTRY
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a garish sight. I guess the artist might have been trying to do
Floyd | something in the Colorist style. (Purple and green dyes became cheap
Floyd | around the turn of the century, and there was a rainbow explosion in
Floyd | the art world for about a decade.) I don't know, though--- these
Floyd | colors don't really go together. Colorism usually involves more
Floyd | realistic pairings, and I don't think humans are supposed to be that
Floyd | shade of orange. I think the blobby thing is meant to be a unicorn,
Floyd | but that's speculation.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tapestry was probably made by the late queen. I've heard stories
Floyd | about her prolific and unusual talent. I'm sure the old guy couldn't
Floyd | bear to throw it out, and nobody else could bear to look at it.
Floyd | There's a wobbly inscription woven into the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison has disconnected.
Ellison has connected.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x inscription"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/2
Floyd |
Floyd | > X INSCRIPTION
Floyd |
Floyd | "To my beloved on our twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. May our love
Floyd | always be as eternal as the flowing fountain."
Floyd |
Floyd | That's a fountain? I guess this was made by the queen. Aw,
Floyd | that's so sad. I mean, she had no taste, but they say the old guy
Floyd | really loved her and went mad with grief after she died. I guess that
Floyd | was good for us, with you getting the job here and him never caring
Floyd | what you did.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x unicorn"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/3
Floyd |
Floyd | > X UNICORN
Floyd |
Floyd | That is not a fountain, regardless of what the inscription says.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/4
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You're a mediocre wizard. No, no, boss, don't look sad! Wait for me to
Floyd | finish! You're a great inventor! See, there was a compliment coming.
Floyd | You always have the best ideas. Remember Primo Eyeballs-in-a-Can? That
Floyd | was my personal favorite, for obvious reasons. But your ideas don't
Floyd | always, er, work right. That's why you took the wizarding job: 'cause
Floyd | it gets you money to work on your inventions until we hit it big.
Floyd | Which we will, as soon as we replace all that missing money and keep
Floyd | you from getting killed and, um, okay, this is probably not cheering
Floyd | you up as much as I'd hoped.
Floyd |
Floyd | Right now your body is in the corner, unconscious. You're wearing your
Floyd | completely awesome purple robe, but your hat got lost in the arrest
Floyd | fiasco. The stupid fat guy searched you and took all your stuff, but
Floyd | maybe there's something he missed. I don't know.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x you"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/5
Floyd |
Floyd | > X YOU
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm W.D., your familiar, and I'm awesome. Check out these feathers!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x feathers"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/6
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FEATHERS
Floyd |
Floyd | I have black feathers, which means I go with everything. They shine a
Floyd | little bit in the light. My lovely girlfriend says they look slightly
Floyd | blue in very bright light, but I don't see it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x bed"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/7
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BED
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a wooden bed frame that would be big enough for one human with a
Floyd | mattress or pillows, but there aren't any around. It doesn't look
Floyd | particularly comfortable, and the wood's splintering.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under bed"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/8
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BED
Zach says (to Floyd), "x mirror"
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing but a bit of dust.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/9
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | It's an oval mirror with a steel frame bolted to the wall. The frame
Floyd | has little diamond-shaped cutouts in it. The mirror itself is about as
Floyd | big as I am. It's got a big dent in it, but it still works as a
Floyd | reflective surface.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in mirror"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/10
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, it's me! I'm W.D., your familiar, and I'm awesome. Check out
Floyd | these feathers!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x dent"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/10
Floyd |
Floyd | > X DENT
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x robe"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ROBE
Floyd |
Floyd | I love your robe. It's so stylish. It's purple and dark purple and
Floyd | darker purple and all swirly patterned and stuff, and it's covered in
Floyd | sequins and sparkles and shiny and glittery and glowy! It's
Floyd | mesmerizing. You look great, even unconscious. There are big floppy
Floyd | pockets sewn inside. You usually keep all kinds of stuff in there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x vase"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/12
Floyd |
Floyd | > X VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at
Floyd | the bottom. It's the kind of vase that holds a few flowers instead of
Floyd | a whole bouquet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "> get distracted and spend entire game looking at shiny things"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in pockets"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/13
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN POCKETS
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, hey, there's a magic wand in one of the pockets! Man, the fat guy
Floyd | didn't even think it was worth taking? That's just sad.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take wand"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/14
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Woo"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/15
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a mediocre wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mind"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MIND
Floyd |
Floyd | It's...well...it's hard to describe what it's like to have someone
Floyd | else in your head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says, "Very deep."
Zach says (to Floyd), "read mind"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/17
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ MIND
Floyd |
Floyd | That's just a joke, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x wand"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/18
Floyd |
Floyd | > X WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | This is the Aetheric Coin Generator Mark III! It turns air into faery
Floyd | coins. The Mark I only lasted through seven thousand uses or so, and
Floyd | Mark II backfired and turned coins into air.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "hug me"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/19
Floyd |
Floyd | > HUG ME
Floyd |
Floyd | No can do, boss. No lips.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hug without lips"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/19
Floyd |
Floyd | > HUG WITHOUT LIPS
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Uh, what kind of hug..."
genericgeekgirl says, "Hug is frequently linked in with kiss."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in vase"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/20
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | The vase is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push vase"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/21
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x vase"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/22
Floyd |
Floyd | > X VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at
Floyd | the bottom. It's the kind of vase that holds a few flowers instead of
Floyd | a whole bouquet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/23
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "How are we carrying these things?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x git"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/24
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GIT
Floyd |
Floyd | You're a mediocre wizard. No, no, boss, don't look sad! Wait for me to
Floyd | finish! You're a great inventor! See, there was a compliment coming.
Floyd | You always have the best ideas. Remember Primo Eyeballs-in-a-Can? That
Floyd | was my personal favorite, for obvious reasons. But your ideas don't
Floyd | always, er, work right. That's why you took the wizarding job: 'cause
Floyd | it gets you money to work on your inventions until we hit it big.
Floyd | Which we will, as soon as we replace all that missing money and keep
Floyd | you from getting killed and, um, okay, this is probably not cheering
Floyd | you up as much as I'd hoped.
Floyd |
Floyd | Right now your body is in the corner, unconscious. You're wearing your
Floyd | completely awesome purple robe, but your hat got lost in the arrest
Floyd | fiasco. The stupid fat guy searched you and took all your stuff, but
Floyd | maybe there's something he missed. I don't know.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Magic!"
genericgeekgirl says, "Ok!"
Zach says (to Floyd), "get git"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/25
Floyd |
Floyd | > GET GIT
Floyd |
Floyd | You're way too bulky and heavy for me to lift with my little talons.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase on me"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/26
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP VASE ON ME
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't think putting things on the annoying git in a dress would
Floyd | accomplish anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/27
Floyd |
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a big wooden door, wide enough for two humans to walk through it
Floyd | at once. Based on all the noise when they threw us in here, it's
Floyd | locked from the outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/28
Floyd |
Floyd | > X WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | The "window" is just a space in the stones. It's smaller than a human
Floyd | but bigger than a raven, if you catch my drift.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open vase"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/29
Floyd |
Floyd | > OPEN VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something I can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open window"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/30
Floyd |
Floyd | > OPEN WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | It's just an opening in the wall; there's no glass or anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "fly through window"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 0/31
Floyd |
Floyd | > FLY THROUGH WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | Whooooosh! I'm flying out the window to sweet, delicious
Floyd | freedom! And to sweet, delicious rotting meat, with any luck.
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tree"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 0/32
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TREE
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a maple. It has some really nice branches higher up. It's got
Floyd | a good view and is relatively quiet, or it was until those stupid kids
Floyd | started climbing it all the time. When I settle down, my girlfriend
Floyd | and I are probably going to need something bigger--- maybe something
Floyd | where we can look out over Sandie's Hot Meats. But for now, it's where
Floyd | I tend to perch when I'm not doing anything for you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hang out"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 0/32
Floyd |
Floyd | > HANG OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "perch"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 0/32
Floyd |
Floyd | > PERCH
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/33
Floyd |
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Not a Dungeon
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress
Floyd | here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "fly through window"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 0/34
Floyd |
Floyd | > FLY THROUGH WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter tree"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/35
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER TREE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In a Tree
Floyd | From here, I can see all sorts of things. Sandie's got her Hot Meats
Floyd | stall set up in the middle of Big Street. The castle (and your body)
Floyd | are off to the south. The bank sparkles faintly in the distance. There
Floyd | are streamers and balloons out in front of the magic shop. Farmland
Floyd | stretches off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, there's a piece of red paper here. Argh. Humans. Get your own
Floyd | tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Oops. Meant to go up the tree."
mwmiller says, "'Up' goes back in the dungeon? Okay."
genericgeekgirl says, "Hot. Meats."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x streamers"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/35
Floyd |
Floyd | > X STREAMERS
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloons"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/35
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BALLOONS
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bank"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/36
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BANK
Floyd |
Floyd | The bank's probably our best bet for getting a lot of money at once.
Floyd | It's a fair distance north and then northeast of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Lies."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x shop"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/37
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SHOP
Floyd |
Floyd | That's Mel's, a bit north of here and then east. We should go there to
Floyd | ask for advice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I want a red balloon."
Zach says (to Floyd), "hot meats"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/37
Floyd |
Floyd | > HOT MEATS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x hot meats"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/37
Floyd |
Floyd | > X HOT MEATS
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to examine the meats stall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x stall"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/38
Floyd |
Floyd | > X STALL
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats is to the north. If we get some spare money, I'd
Floyd | love lunch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Then I can be richer than any [missing?] king."
genericgeekgirl asks, "North?"
mwmiller asks, "So it just kind of carries on with the wacky zany wiseacre routine, huh?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yup."
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/39
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x beggar"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/40
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BEGGAR
Floyd |
Floyd | He's got no eyeballs. Man, that's the best part of the human. His
Floyd | clothes are old but mostly in one piece. He's holding out a cup for
Floyd | money.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cup"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/41
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CUP
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside the chipped cup is a strange coin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?"
Floyd |
Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bite man"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/43
Floyd |
Floyd | > BITE MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | I feel so wrong for saying this, but I just don't see a reason for
Floyd | random violence right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase on man"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/44
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP VASE ON MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't think putting things on the beggar would accomplish anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put mind in cup"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/45
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT MIND IN CUP
Floyd |
Floyd | If only it was that easy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Indeed"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to man"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/45
Floyd |
Floyd | > TALK TO MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "caw"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/46
Floyd |
Floyd | > CAW
Floyd |
Floyd | "Caaaaw caaaaw!"
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not getting a response.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/47
Floyd |
Floyd | > X COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks like it's made of gold and silver swirled together. The face
Floyd | I can see shows a lighthouse.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. This coin isn't our money. It's not any money I recognize. It
Floyd | looks vaguely familiar, though, like--- oh! I've seen that in a book
Floyd | before! This is a coin from the ancient Se--- Sevoran, maybe? Anyway,
Floyd | there was some kind of ancient empire, and this is a coin from it. It
Floyd | could be worth something to a collector.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/48
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a vase
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a foolish wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand at man"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/48
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE WAND AT MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to wave the magic wand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand at beggar"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/48
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE WAND AT BEGGAR
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to wave the magic wand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "zap beggar"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/48
Floyd |
Floyd | > ZAP BEGGAR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says (to Floyd), "wave wand"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/49
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/50
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | (the faery coin)
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x faery coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/51
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FAERY COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | This is one of your majick faery coins. They were incredibly useful
Floyd | for a while, but then some wiseacre figured out that they explode if
Floyd | you put salt on them. Now everyone in town knows they're not real
Floyd | gold. The coins are useless as currency, at least until we find a new
Floyd | idiot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x faery coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/52
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FAERY COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | This is one of your majick faery coins. They were incredibly useful
Floyd | for a while, but then some wiseacre figured out that they explode if
Floyd | you put salt on them. Now everyone in town knows they're not real
Floyd | gold. The coins are useless as currency, at least until we find a new
Floyd | idiot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put faery coin in cup"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/53
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT FAERY COIN IN CUP
Floyd |
Floyd | "Thank you, birdi---" He narrows the empty sockets where he delicious
Floyd | eyeballs should be. He takes the coin and taps against the side of his
Floyd | mug. "This sounds wrong. This is one of those magic exploding coins!"
Floyd |
Floyd | He coldly tosses the faery coin back to me.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Bah."
Zach says, "Hot meat, here we come!"
mwmiller says, "I was thinking we could somehow do an Indiana Jones swap."
Zach says (to Floyd), "switch faery coin with coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/53
Floyd |
Floyd | > SWITCH FAERY COIN WITH COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to switch the faery coin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/54
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | (the faery coin)
Floyd | I already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take strange coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/55
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?"
Floyd |
Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask man about strange coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/56
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT STRANGE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hello, birdie. You like shiny things, don't you? I like shiny things,
Floyd | too. Would you like to give me something shiny?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "What? No! I---" Yeah, yeah, you don't speak Raven.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/57
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/58
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
mwmiller exclaims, "We can't? We're a bird! We can fly!"
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give coin to sandie"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/59
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO SANDIE
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandy knows all about the fake money, Boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to sandie"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/59
Floyd |
Floyd | > TALK TO SANDIE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about hot meat"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/60
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT HOT MEAT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Awk!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless
Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show mind to sandie"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look pathetic"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/61
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW MIND TO SANDIE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's just a joke, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/61
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK PATHETIC
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/62
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy
Floyd | the last coin first. Conservation of energy, or something.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hooray, science magic."
mwmiller says, "(or not wanting to generate a zillion database items)"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/63
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A red balloon is here, probably as part of some promotion.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh man. There *is* a red balloon. Happiest day."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cockroaches"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/64
Floyd |
Floyd | > X COCKROACHES
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel notices me and greets me boisterously. "Hey, W.D.! How's my
Floyd | favorite raven doing? How's your boss? Need more color-changing
Floyd | powder? I have to warn you, I don't think this 'Cow of a Different
Floyd | Color' project is going to catch on."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Not good, Mel. The Perfectly Foolproof Illusion on the
Floyd | treasury...wasn't."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh. Does that mean you are recently unemployed? Would you like a job?
Floyd | I've been meaning to branch out into delivery, but people are afraid
Floyd | of golems, so..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "No, no. The boss is still good, at least for a few hours. I may be
Floyd | back tomorrow, though. (No offense, boss.) We, er, figure the only
Floyd | thing that might save the chief's bacon is to, uh, turn the fake
Floyd | treasure into...er..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "...real treasure. Uh, you wouldn't happen to have a Midas potion
Floyd | just, you know, lying around?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's normally placid face darkens, and he glowers at me. "W.D., you
Floyd | know that I like you and your master, but I do not typically keep
Floyd | potions which are primarily composed of irreplaceable components just
Floyd | 'lying around'. Besides, their manufacture is highly illegal, and I
Floyd | have an unfortunate allergy to prison."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I know, I know. It was a long shot. We just thought you might have
Floyd | something."
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel sighs. "I could possibly sell you some components, and then what
Floyd | you did with them would be up to you. But these ingredients are not
Floyd | cheap, and my favor to you would be selling them at all. You would
Floyd | have to come up with nearly enough money to repopulate the treasury on
Floyd | your own."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh. Well, I'm sure we can come up with something. I like shiny
Floyd | objects, after all. I can probably scrounge up some money."
Floyd |
Floyd | "All right. Good luck, W.D."
Floyd |
Floyd | ...Oh, shoot, I forgot what you asked me to do. Sorry, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says, "Waiting for some French kid to find it, no doubt."
genericgeekgirl asks, "Forgot?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cockroaches"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/65
Floyd |
Floyd | > X COCKROACHES
Floyd |
Floyd | They're amazingly realistic, except for the exploding part.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat cockroach"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/66
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT COCKROACH
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the Exploding Cockroaches)
Floyd | As you well know, those little guys are extremely unstable.
Floyd | Also, Mel's Magic Shop is you-break-it-you-buy-it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says, "Are we ever going to find out what the initials stand for, I wonder."
Zach says (to Floyd), "explode cockroach"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/66
Floyd |
Floyd | > EXPLODE COCKROACH
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x trinkets"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/67
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TRINKETS
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's got a ridiculous quantity of, well, magical minutiae. There are
Floyd | the things over there with the...and the...and over there
Floyd | there's...uh, let me know if you want to search for something
Floyd | specific.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "search for shiny"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/67
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH FOR SHINY
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloon"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/68
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a shiny red balloon on a string, filled with that special air
Floyd | that makes things float. It's really shiny. We should keep it and look
Floyd | at it for a while.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take balloon"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/69
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ingredients"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/70
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT INGREDIENTS
Floyd |
Floyd | "So, the boss told me I should be asking for a Midas potion, but I'm
Floyd | not really sure what that gets us. I mean, they clearly turn things to
Floyd | into gold. Do I just pour it on the treasury walls and poof!
Floyd | Full of treasure again?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "If you had a true Midas potion, then yes, anything the potion touched
Floyd | would turn to gold, so you could turn all of your employer's decoys
Floyd | into real treasure," answers Mel. "Midas potions are an entire class
Floyd | of potions, though. There are simpler ones which turn wood to gold, or
Floyd | metal to gold, or silver to gold. There are also un-Midas potions, but
Floyd | I suspect that is not what you want.
Floyd |
Floyd | "When you get enough money for the potion's ingredients," Mel
Floyd | continues, "let me know."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Heh."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about list of ingredients"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/71
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT LIST OF INGREDIENTS
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel shakes his head. "Sorry, I didn't catch that."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about money"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/72
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT MONEY
Floyd |
Floyd | "So where do we get money?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Typically, one gets a job and does work. I suppose this isn't an
Floyd | option, given the time. Well, there is trade, common theft,
Floyd | embezzlement (although your master already appears to be proficient
Floyd | there), insurance fraud, day-trading, kidnapping for ransom, throwing
Floyd | a birthday party for yourself, faking your own death, blackmail,
Floyd | counterfeiting, turning in a bounty to the city guard, finding lost
Floyd | kittens... "
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Ooo day trading"
genericgeekgirl says, "Kittens! We can do that. Maybe."
genericgeekgirl says, "Also, birthday parties have balloons."
Zach says, "Let's through a birthday party for the kittens!"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yay!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "mel, what are the ingredients"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/73
Floyd |
Floyd | > MEL, WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ingredients"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/74
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT INGREDIENTS
Floyd |
Floyd | "So, the boss told me I should be asking for a Midas potion, but I'm
Floyd | not really sure what that gets us. I mean, they clearly turn things to
Floyd | into gold. Do I just pour it on the treasury walls and poof!
Floyd | Full of treasure again?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "If you had a true Midas potion, then yes, anything the potion touched
Floyd | would turn to gold, so you could turn all of your employer's decoys
Floyd | into real treasure," answers Mel. "Midas potions are an entire class
Floyd | of potions, though. There are simpler ones which turn wood to gold, or
Floyd | metal to gold, or silver to gold. There are also un-Midas potions, but
Floyd | I suspect that is not what you want.
Floyd |
Floyd | "When you get enough money for the potion's ingredients," Mel
Floyd | continues, "let me know."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Come on."
Zach says, "I think we just need the money."
genericgeekgirl says, "But we don't know how much."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/75
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give coin to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/76
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | "Your employer's counterfeit money is charming, but you know I don't
Floyd | accept it, W.D. If you need a reminder why, please watch as I sprinkle
Floyd | a pinch of salt on the coin. See? It explodes--- rather more
Floyd | forcefully than I remember, actually. I think it's scorched the
Floyd | counter."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/77
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/78
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Better be careful about doing that around the cockroaches"
genericgeekgirl says, "Hee"
Zach says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/79
Floyd |
Floyd | > SE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Alchemy Bench
Floyd | This is the back corner of the magic shop, where Mel actually puts
Floyd | magical things together. He's got a giant oak workbench. Unlike your
Floyd | workbench, though, it's perfectly clean and shows no signs of ever
Floyd | having caught on fire.
Floyd |
Floyd | The front counter's back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a workbench, a shelf (on top of which are three bottles of
Floyd | blue dye, and a bottle of clear fluid), and a spell book here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x workbench"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/80
Floyd |
Floyd | > X WORKBENCH
Floyd |
Floyd | They probably killed some really nice tree to make this thing. If it
Floyd | fell on you, it would kill you. It's spotless, and it's got a nice
Floyd | finish that glows just a little bit. I don't know whether it's magic
Floyd | or just really nice polish.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "touch workbench"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/81
Floyd |
Floyd | > TOUCH WORKBENCH
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't feel anything unusual.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shelf"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/82
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SHELF
Floyd |
Floyd | An ordinary shelf.
Floyd |
Floyd | On top of the shelf are three bottles of blue dye, and a bottle of
Floyd | clear fluid.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x dye"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/83
Floyd |
Floyd | > X DYE
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a bottle of blue dye. It contains, in my estimation, enough to
Floyd | dye two ravens. That is not a suggestion.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fluid"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/84
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FLUID
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a bottle of blue dye. It contains, in my estimation, enough to
Floyd | dye two ravens. That is not a suggestion.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x clear fluid"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/85
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CLEAR FLUID
Floyd |
Floyd | The bottle is filled with a colourless fluid. It's labelled, "Problem
Floyd | Solvent: Misspelled a word? Problem Solve-it with Problem Solvent!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x book"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/86
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a book entitled "Transmutation Potions."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/87
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
Zach says (to Floyd), "solve problem"
Floyd |
Floyd | workbench: That's fixed in place.
Floyd | shelf: That's fixed in place.
Floyd | spell book: Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/87
Floyd |
Floyd | > SOLVE PROBLEM
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read book"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/88
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ BOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Uh, I'm not going to read the whole book right this minute. Let me
Floyd | check the table of contents and see if there's anything
Floyd | interesting...Hey, Midas potions, page 78...mmhm...
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm just going to rip this page out and pray Mel doesn't kill me, all
Floyd | right?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take bottles"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/89
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE BOTTLES
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/90
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a vase
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a foolish wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read page"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/91
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ PAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions:
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to lead
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to silver
Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to gold
Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard
Floyd | ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after
Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there)
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined
Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold
Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone,
Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute anything to gold
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory
Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "There we go :D"
Zach says, "huzzah"
genericgeekgirl says, "Gold to gold."
genericgeekgirl says, "Oooh, pancakes."
mwmiller says, "Wizard ash? That sounds slightly ominous."
genericgeekgirl says, "I'm sure we can incinerate some *other* wizard.."
genericgeekgirl eyes vimes.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take clear fluid"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/92
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE CLEAR FLUID
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/93
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Alchemy Bench
Floyd | This is the back corner of the magic shop, where Mel actually puts
Floyd | magical things together. He's got a giant oak workbench. Unlike your
Floyd | workbench, though, it's perfectly clean and shows no signs of ever
Floyd | having caught on fire.
Floyd |
Floyd | The front counter's back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a workbench and a shelf (on top of which are two bottles of
Floyd | blue dye) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Is one bottle enough?"
genericgeekgirl asks, "Should we grab all three?"
genericgeekgirl asks, "And more importantly, can we actually sneak out with all this?"
Zach asks, "How many ravens do we need to dye?"
Zach says, "I'm wondering if he'll notice the book"
genericgeekgirl says, "All of them."
Zach says (to Floyd), "take dye"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               0/94
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE DYE
Floyd |
Floyd | (the bottle of blue dye)
Floyd | I already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Well, fine."
Zach says, "I guess we shouldn't get greedy"
Zach says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/95
Floyd |
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/96
Floyd |
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst..
Ellison has disconnected.
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/97
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/98
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I guess he doesn't mind."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/99
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about wizard's ash"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/100
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT WIZARD'S ASH
Floyd |
Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask mel about wizard ash"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/101
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT WIZARD ASH
Floyd |
Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search trinkets for wizard ash"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/102
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS FOR WIZARD ASH
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't find anything like that in the pile.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "All right."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/103
Floyd |
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "verbose"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/103
Floyd |
Floyd | > VERBOSE
Floyd |
Floyd | [Speculative Fiction is now in its normal "verbose" mode, which always
Floyd | gives long descriptions of locations (even if you've been there
Floyd | before).]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/104
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about phoenix kidney"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/105
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT PHOENIX KIDNEY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Awk awk caw!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless
Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about money"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/106
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT MONEY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Awk!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless
Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       0/107
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison arrives, ready to play with the toys.
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cord"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       0/108
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CORD
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull cord"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/109
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL CORD
Floyd |
Floyd | Done! Let's see if anything happens...
Floyd |
Floyd | A mob of guardsmen charge out of the Watchtower towards the bank. I
Floyd | think I'll follow them.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wanted poster on the wall by the table.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some
Floyd | forms.
Floyd |
Floyd | Three guys wearing identical green tunics and brandishing sticks rush
Floyd | in. The tallest shouts, "Nobody move! This is the Guard!" The middle
Floyd | one shouts, "Where's the robber?" They look around, confused. The
Floyd | teller shrugs. The short one complains about a false alarm.
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, they're leaving. That was exciting!
Floyd |
Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says (to Floyd), "examine poster"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/110
Floyd |
Floyd | > EXAMINE POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of
Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with
Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar
Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the
Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x poster"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/111
Floyd |
Floyd | > X POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of
Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with
Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar
Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the
Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Whoops"
mwmiller says, "My thoughts exactly. :)"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x forms"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/112
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FORMS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're covered in tiny lines and boxes to fill in. I suppose they're
Floyd | for applying for loans, or something.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x man"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/113
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | He looks like any other human, I guess. He's wearing grey pants, a
Floyd | grey fedora, and a grey shirt, and he has a wispy, pathetic moustache.
Floyd | He's cursing under his breath as he tries to fill out paperwork.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, he looks vaguely like Two-Handed Bart from the poster. They both
Floyd | have noses, for example.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ordinary man shivers slightly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "fill out forms"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/113
Floyd |
Floyd | > FILL OUT FORMS
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to fill the outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Gerynar says (to Floyd), "fill forms"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/114
Floyd |
Floyd | > FILL FORMS
Floyd |
Floyd | There's nothing here with which to fill them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stuff"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/114
Floyd |
Floyd | > X STUFF
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take forms"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/115
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE FORMS
Floyd |
Floyd | I hate to break this to you, boss, but ravens don't have good credit.
Floyd | Neither do you, which is why you started funding your inventions with
Floyd | the royal treasury.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask man about robber"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/116
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT ROBBER
Floyd |
Floyd | "Awk!"
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give coin to man"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/117
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/118
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a vase
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a mediocre wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give faery coin to man"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/119
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE FAERY COIN TO MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ordinary man crumples up his form and starts over on a clean one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Weird."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/120
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wanted poster on the wall by the table.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some
Floyd | forms.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "spill dye on forms"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/120
Floyd |
Floyd | > SPILL DYE ON FORMS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pour dye on man"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/121
Floyd |
Floyd | > POUR DYE ON MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't think that will hold dye.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give clear fluid to man"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/122
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE CLEAR FLUID TO MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take poster"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/123
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Ah, that was a generic response"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/124
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Window
Floyd | This part of the bank is cut off from the public by a gilded cage.
Floyd | There's a big, grey, solid-looking door back there, presumably a
Floyd | vault. The room is big and echoey, thirty or forty feet high and
Floyd | brightly lit from a huge gold chandelier overhead. The main lobby is
Floyd | back to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a bored-looking teller behind the bars.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x vault"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/124
Floyd |
Floyd | > X VAULT
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/125
Floyd |
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | It's an imposing door, presumably leading to the bank's vault.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/126
Floyd |
Floyd | > OPEN DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't actually get to the vault, boss. It's behind the walled-off
Floyd | area. I can't fit through the bars in front of the teller.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x teller"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/127
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TELLER
Floyd |
Floyd | The teller's a young, female human wearing something white and floofy
Floyd | and staring off into space. She's sitting on a stool behind the gold
Floyd | cage area.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, ">turn bars into pancakes"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x chandelier"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/128
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CHANDELIER
Floyd |
Floyd | This chandelier up here is pretty sweet. It must have been designed by
Floyd | a fan of late Moodism; it's made of about a hundred pieces of
Floyd | swooping, spiralling gold. Each element ends in a round light.
Floyd | Definitely late Moodism--- spirals were a sign of cheer. This
Floyd | chandelier is like a... a... a big nest of glowing rat tails! It's
Floyd | beautiful. Although from up here I can see it's not real gold; it's
Floyd | just iron or something with gold paint on it. Meh. Moodism always
Floyd | stressed using real materials.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, hey, there's a black cord running along the ceiling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cord"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/129
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CORD
Floyd |
Floyd | Yeah, there's some kind of cord running along the ceiling. There are
Floyd | rings every couple of feet holding it up. Where is it attached...? It
Floyd | looks like one end goes behind the area with the teller and the vault
Floyd | and the other end goes out a little round hole high up in the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull cord"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/130
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL CORD
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't reach it from the chandelier, and I can't get purchase on the
Floyd | ceiling. Sorry, boss, but it's out of reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x hole"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/130
Floyd |
Floyd | > X HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x rings"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/130
Floyd |
Floyd | > X RINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/130
Floyd |
Floyd | > X WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give coin to teller" mwmiller says, "They're really pushing the 'Zork-esque pseudo-medieval' schtick for all it's worth."
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/131
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE COIN TO TELLER
Floyd |
Floyd | Aside from generally being nonplussed at serving a bird, the teller
Floyd | seems uninterested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "talk to teller"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/131
Floyd |
Floyd | > TALK TO TELLER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask teller about coin"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/132
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK TELLER ABOUT COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Awk?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ack! A bird! Shoo shoo!"
Floyd |
Floyd | ...I've been shud.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Haha."
Zach says, "Aw"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "shoo"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/132
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOO
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cage"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 0/133
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | They're gold--- sorry, gold-painted--- bars blocking off one
Floyd | half of the room. At person height, they're just straight up and down,
Floyd | but above that they turn into a lacy pattern. Psh. Whoever designed
Floyd | this bank doesn't know doesn't know Moodism at all; lace implies
Floyd | hunger, and that completely clashes with the chandelier.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Hmm. Back outside?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Sure"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/134
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some
Floyd | forms.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/135
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals.
Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry
Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or
Floyd | southwest to Big Street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that
Floyd | humans do.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top
Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer,
Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x coffer"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/136
Floyd |
Floyd | > X COFFER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a strongbox full of stock certificates.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Next up is Reliable Bear Organization," he says. "Any bids?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "bid"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/136
Floyd |
Floyd | > BID
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to bid on?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/136
Floyd |
Floyd | > BID ON STOCK
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to bid on the stock certificate with?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I need to organize my bears!"
Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with coin"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/137
Floyd |
Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Even from over here, I can tell that coin is counterfeit," scolds the
Floyd | auctioneer. "Come back when you have some real money."
Floyd |
Floyd | "One!" declares a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" announces another merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four!" declares a different merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" bids a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixteen!" shouts a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x certificate"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/138
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CERTIFICATE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a stock certificate for 12 shares of Reliable Bear Organization.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer,
Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x animals"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/139
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ANIMALS
Floyd |
Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be,
Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the
Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Royal Shad Bonds?" he
Floyd | asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x auctioneer"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/140
Floyd |
Floyd | > X AUCTIONEER
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer is wearing a fancy black suit. He seems faintly oily,
Floyd | but not in the delicious fried meats kind of way.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One florin!" declares a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" declares another merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four!" declares a different merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who wants to bid eight florins?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask horse about auction"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/141
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK HORSE ABOUT AUCTION
Floyd |
Floyd | I perch near the livestock pens. "Hello, I---"
Floyd |
Floyd | "No time to talk! Can't stop moooooooving! The farmer might come
Floyd | back!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer,
Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cows"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/142
Floyd |
Floyd | > X COWS
Floyd |
Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be,
Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the
Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Majestic Snake Company?"
Floyd | he asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with vase"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/143
Floyd |
Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry, raven. We only accept money here," says the auctioneer.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One!" shouts a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" shouts another merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four!" announces a different merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" announces a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixteen!" shouts a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Can we sell the vase somewhere?"
genericgeekgirl asks, "Maaaaybe?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "sell vase"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                0/144
Floyd |
Floyd | > SELL VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no place to sell anything here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer,
Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       0/145
Floyd |
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x money changers"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       0/145
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MONEY CHANGERS
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                0/146
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x statue"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                0/147
Floyd |
Floyd | > X STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a tall, skinny old man. He's wearing a suit that's definitely my
Floyd | style; it's got at least twenty buttons, and at least ten of them are
Floyd | superfluous. It's a suit that says, "I would be in at least five
Floyd | different colors if I weren't made of stone." I already hate this guy
Floyd | less than I hate most humans. The stone itself is polished red
Floyd | granite, which implies to me that the statue is a few hundred years
Floyd | old; granite fell out of favor after the Neo-Blockade movement.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, and there's also a plaque beneath the statue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "read plaque"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                0/148
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ PLAQUE
Floyd |
Floyd | According to the plaque, the statue depicts Wingworm Mindo, Chancellor
Floyd | of the Kingdom from blah blah blah to blah blah. Founded the livestock
Floyd | markets yadda yadda, thus bringing Commerce to the city. He was
Floyd | apparently named in an ancient tradition in which children weren't
Floyd | given names until they survived their first disease. He had two
Floyd | sisters named Blue Fever and...Syphilis? What? Is this a joke? Oh, I
Floyd | guess it was; that last bit was in crayon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/149
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes
Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and
Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us
Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the
Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck.
Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone has left a fishing rod here.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Haha"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x circle"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/150
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CIRCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a chalk circle drawn on the dock around the fish barrel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x barrel"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/151
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BARREL
Floyd |
Floyd | This is an old wooden barrel. It smells slightly rotten, but the
Floyd | rot-smell is drowned out by the delicious smell of fish within.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in barrel"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/152
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN BARREL
Floyd |
Floyd | Fish! Hey, is that a salmon?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salmon"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/153
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SALMON
Floyd |
Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf1"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/153
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ominous."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/154
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the
Floyd | circle.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/153
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah..."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sign"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/154
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SIGN
Floyd |
Floyd | "No stealing fish! Seagulls, this means you!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Pssh. Seagulls can't read.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take rod"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/155
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rod"
Zach says (to Floyd), "pour dye on circle"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/156
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, you made this! It's your Fishing-Rod-With-Self-Baiting-Hook!
Floyd | Somebody is using something you made! Or, well, maybe they were at
Floyd | some point; they've apparently abandoned it. It still counts as a
Floyd | sale, though. There's no line or hook on the fishing rod; it looks a
Floyd | lot like a tree branch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/157
Floyd |
Floyd | > POUR DYE ON CIRCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't think that will hold dye.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "rub circle"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/158
Floyd |
Floyd | > RUB CIRCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Good idea; the circle's probably magical in some way.
Floyd |
Floyd | ...Hmm. I can't actually erase it. That must not be normal chalk. It's
Floyd | like my wings pass right through it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scarecrow"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/159
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SCARECROW
Floyd |
Floyd | The scarecrow is a human-shaped and roughly human-sized figure made of
Floyd | cloth. It has a rough, cartoonish face painted on it, and a sign hangs
Floyd | around its neck. It's wearing some overalls, and it's not not wearing
Floyd | a hat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x overalls"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/160
Floyd |
Floyd | > X OVERALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | The scarecrow is a human-shaped and roughly human-sized figure made of
Floyd | cloth. It has a rough, cartoonish face painted on it, and a sign hangs
Floyd | around its neck. It's wearing some overalls, and it's not not wearing
Floyd | a hat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take overalls"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/161
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE OVERALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't have the dexterity to remove the overalls from the scarecrow.
Floyd | Hey, boss, have you humans contemplated nudity? It's a lot simpler.
Floyd | Actually, now that I consider the image, don't do that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Oh, I bet it's anti-bird magic"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salmon with rod"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/161
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SALMON WITH ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller asks, "'not not wearing a hat'?"
mwmiller says (to Floyd), "take hat"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/162
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE HAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, man."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hat"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/163
Floyd |
Floyd | > X HAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, it's your un-hat! You created it by accident when you were trying
Floyd | to make your Infinite Closet. It's a hole in space shaped like a hat.
Floyd | I still remember the slogan, "The Un-Hat: It's what the unfashionable
Floyd | people aren't wearing!" I really thought that one was going to catch
Floyd | on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I missed that."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear hat"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/164
Floyd |
Floyd | > WEAR HAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey! No clothes on the bird! I'm not one of those little yappy dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yap"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/164
Floyd |
Floyd | > YAP
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says, "Right, it's that other game where we're a yappy canine."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x barrel"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/165
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BARREL
Floyd |
Floyd | This is an old wooden barrel. It smells slightly rotten, but the
Floyd | rot-smell is drowned out by the delicious smell of fish within.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "push barrel with rod"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/166
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH BARREL WITH ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | It's fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put rod in barrel"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/167
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT ROD IN BARREL
Floyd |
Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "I guess we can save and see what happens?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "put clear fluid on circle"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/168
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT CLEAR FLUID ON CIRCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The chalk circle is a bit wet, but nothing further happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Because I'm morbidly curious."
Zach says, "Sure"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf2"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/168
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/169
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the
Floyd | circle.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salmon"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/170
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SALMON
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling
Floyd | beneath the circle.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/171
Floyd |
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are
Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- help! They're surrounding me! The
Floyd | beams coalesce into a sphere barely large enough to contain me, then
Floyd | solidify into iron bars as their glow fades. Help, boss! I'm stuck in
Floyd | some sort of freaky magical cage! Let me out!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Eek."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/172
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf (in the cage) (in the chalk circle)
Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes
Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and
Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us
Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the
Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck.
Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a cage and a barrel)
Floyd | here.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the chalk circle I can also see a barrel (which contains a fish).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat salmon"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/173
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT SALMON
Floyd |
Floyd | Done! Not bad.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cage"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/174
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | This is some kind of magic cage, serenely floating about a foot off
Floyd | the ground. There's a very unserene raven trapped inside. The bars are
Floyd | still faintly glowing with an unnerving green light. You didn't make
Floyd | this, did you? It doesn't look like your work. Also, it hasn't
Floyd | exploded or turned me into cucumber or anything. I don't have a lot of
Floyd | room to move around. Help, I'm becoming claustrophobic here!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open cage"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/175
Floyd |
Floyd | > OPEN CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | I...don't know how. There's no lock or door. Oh no I am going to
Floyd | die here haaaaaaaaaalp!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says, "We're trapped, but at least we got some fish to eat."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/176
Floyd |
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | I'll have to open the cage first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/177
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | I'll have to get out of the cage first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open cage"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/178
Floyd |
Floyd | > OPEN CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | I...don't know how. There's no lock or door. Oh no I am going to
Floyd | die here haaaaaaaaaalp!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hit cage"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/179
Floyd |
Floyd | > HIT CAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, I can do violence! Kapow! I snapped one of the bars.
Floyd | I'm almost through!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/180
Floyd |
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, okay. Right. Violence solves so many problems. Thud!
Floyd | The cage has enough and disappears in a puff of green smoke.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" Limax says, "As long as it's not tuna"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/180
Floyd |
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Woo."
Zach says, "Hooray for violence"
Zach asks, "Should we keep the fish for later?"
mwmiller says, "I guess seagulls are too stupid to try that."
genericgeekgirl asks, "Maybe there's more?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x barrel"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/181
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BARREL
Floyd |
Floyd | This is an old wooden barrel. It smells slightly rotten, but the
Floyd | rot-smell is drowned out by the delicious smell of fish within.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/182
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling
Floyd | beneath the circle. Let's get out of here before I have to break out
Floyd | of that cage again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/183
Floyd |
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are
Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- oh, no. Not this again. No no no no
Floyd | no! They're surrounding me and, once again, forming some sort of
Floyd | magical cage around me. Get me out of here!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, come on."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hit cage.g"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/185
Floyd |
Floyd | > HIT CAGE.G
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, I can do violence! Kapow! I snapped one of the bars.
Floyd | I'm almost through!
Floyd | Okay, okay. Right. Violence solves so many problems. Thud!
Floyd | The cage has enough and disappears in a puff of green smoke.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/186
Floyd |
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, I've gotten out of the chalk circle.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/187
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   the Un-Hat
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a wanted poster
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a vase
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a foolish wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fish"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/188
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | This is an Eastern Spotted Shortfin. They're fairly plentiful in the
Floyd | bay. I find their meat a little spongy for my taste, but any fish is a
Floyd | a good fish.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "fish with fish"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/188
Floyd |
Floyd | > FISH WITH FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/189
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes
Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and
Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us
Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the
Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck.
Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x boats"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/189
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BOATS
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the fishing boats or the cargo ships?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x fishing boats"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/190
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FISHING BOATS
Floyd |
Floyd | Those are little fishing boats, crewed by one or two people. They go
Floyd | out in the morning and come back in the evening.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cargo ships"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/191
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CARGO SHIPS
Floyd |
Floyd | It's one of the big trade ships from Caberry or High Point. I can't
Floyd | make out much detail from here. Those sorts of ships have crews of a
Floyd | couple of dozen people and all sorts of random stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x stool"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/192
Floyd |
Floyd | > X STOOL
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a three-legged wooden stool.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take stool"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/193
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE STOOL
Floyd |
Floyd | It's too heavy for me to carry.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                0/194
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh."
genericgeekgirl | Hey, there's a piece of red paper here.
genericgeekgirl says, "In the tree."
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       0/195
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes
Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and
Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us
Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the
Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck.
Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Wait, where was that?"
genericgeekgirl says, "When we were up in the tree."
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                0/196
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       0/197
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/198
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/199
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 0/200
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter tree"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/201
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER TREE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In a Tree
Floyd | From here, I can see all sorts of things. Sandie's got her Hot Meats
Floyd | stall set up in the middle of Big Street. The castle (and your body)
Floyd | are off to the south. The bank sparkles faintly in the distance. There
Floyd | are streamers and balloons out in front of the magic shop. Farmland
Floyd | stretches off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, there's a piece of red paper here. Argh. Humans. Get your own
Floyd | tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take paper"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/202
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | (the piece of red paper)
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "read paper"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/202
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the piece of red paper or the torn page?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "read red paper"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/203
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ RED PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | The note says:
Floyd |
Floyd | "Greetings, my dearest love. I am away on sudden business and could
Floyd | not meet you here in our usual place. I have prepared a game for you
Floyd | in my absence. I promise you it will be worth following through to the
Floyd | end.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your next clue will be at the left elbow of Blue Fever's brother."
Floyd |
Floyd | Uh, okay.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "ooo love game"
Zach says (to Floyd), "exit tree"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   0/203
Floyd |
Floyd | > EXIT TREE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       0/204
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/205
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       0/206
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                0/207
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x elbow"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                0/207
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ELBOW
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the statue's left elbow or the statue's right
Floyd | elbow?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x left elbow"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                0/208
Floyd |
Floyd | > X LEFT ELBOW
Floyd |
Floyd | The statue's left elbow is made of stone and not any more interesting
Floyd | than any other part. Oh, except for the piece of violet paper stuck to
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take violet paper"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                0/209
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VIOLET PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "read violet paper"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                0/210
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ VIOLET PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | The note says:
Floyd |
Floyd | "As you know, I've been trying to expand the business lately. I've had
Floyd | to fill out so many forms. I think my favorite was the X1-FSB: Small
Floyd | Business Loan To Be Repaid Within Thirty Days. I think you should look
Floyd | at one, too. They're quite entertaining."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       0/211
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/212
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some
Floyd | forms.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ordinary man crumples up his form and starts over on a clean one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x forms"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/213
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FORMS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're covered in tiny lines and boxes to fill in. I suppose they're
Floyd | for applying for loans, or something.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x x1-fsb"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/213
Floyd |
Floyd | > X X1-FSB
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search forms"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/214
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH FORMS
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, the business loans are in this box....Yep, there's a green note
Floyd | here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take green"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/215
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE GREEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ordinary man absently scratches his upper lip.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read green"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  0/216
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ GREEN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, all of this travelling has made me hungry! You should follow me
Floyd | and look under the pan containing my favorite lunchtime meat!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       0/217
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/218
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look under pan"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/218
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER PAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the pork pan, the beef pan, or the Excitement pan?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look under excitement pan"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/219
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER EXCITEMENT PAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something!
Floyd |
Floyd | No, sadly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under pork pan"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/220
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER PORK PAN
Floyd |
Floyd | And now there's a yellow note. Boss, if the payoff of this is that we
Floyd | end up back at the tree and find a guy holding a bunch of roses, I'm
Floyd | going to be really cheesed off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take yellow"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/221
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE YELLOW
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read yellow"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/222
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ YELLOW
Floyd |
Floyd | "Do you remember our first date? We sat out under the stars, throwing
Floyd | toy bugs at the fence and laughing as they exploded. You'll find what
Floyd | you seek back where I bought the bugs, inside a cedar box."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under beef"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          0/223
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BEEF
Floyd |
Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something!
Floyd |
Floyd | No, sadly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/224
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "search trinkets for box"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/225
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS FOR BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | There are quite a few boxes in here, but I don't see anything
Floyd | interesting about them. They're not worth taking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "search trinkets for cedar box"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/226
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS FOR CEDAR BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | That's interesting. There's only one cedar box in the pile, and it's
Floyd | deliberately hidden in the back.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Incidentally, would Sandie have salt or explosions?"
genericgeekgirl says, "For."
Zach says, "Hmm"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open box"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  0/227
Floyd |
Floyd | > OPEN BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, let's see what we--- whoa. That's a diamond ring here! The
Floyd | inside of the lid reads, "Will You Marry Me?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take ring"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/228
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE RING
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, mystery man, I hope she loves you more than she loves jewelry.
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "say yes"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/229
Floyd |
Floyd | > SAY YES
Floyd |
Floyd | (to Mel)
Floyd | Frankly, boss, I don't think there's anything I can tell Mel that he
Floyd | doesn't already know. The man's a genius. We might have better luck
Floyd | asking questions, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x ring"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/230
Floyd |
Floyd | > X RING
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a large diamond set into the ring, and I can see all of the
Floyd | colors of rainbow reflected in its perfect, sparkly, perfect facets.
Floyd | For the rest of my life, every night I will dream of its resplendent
Floyd | beauty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "> pawn ring"
Zach says, "I think I finally understand love"
Zach says, "love = shiny"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yup."
mwmiller says, "It's all about the shinies, yep."
genericgeekgirl says, "I am reminded of Jeremy, from NIMH. "I need the shineee!!!!""
genericgeekgirl says, "Sparkly, rather."
genericgeekgirl says, "It's been a while."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat ring"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/231
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT RING
Floyd |
Floyd | Hold on. Still staring at perfection.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "stare at ring"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/231
Floyd |
Floyd | > STARE AT RING
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ring"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/232
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT RING
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, okay, I'll go back to the drab, non-sparkling real world.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel shakes his head. "Sorry, I didn't catch that."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl | Mrs. Briz! Mrs. Briz! Gimme the sparkly! I gotta have the sparkly! Mrs. B, I gotta have it! Girls can't resist sparklys! Oh, please? PLEEEEEEEZ?
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/233
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a cedar box (which is open) and a pile of assorted
Floyd | trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take cockroach"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/234
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE COCKROACH
Floyd |
Floyd | As you well know, those little guys are extremely unstable.
Floyd | Also, Mel's Magic Shop is you-break-it-you-buy-it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               1/235
Floyd |
Floyd | > SE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Alchemy Bench
Floyd | This is the back corner of the magic shop, where Mel actually puts
Floyd | magical things together. He's got a giant oak workbench. Unlike your
Floyd | workbench, though, it's perfectly clean and shows no signs of ever
Floyd | having caught on fire.
Floyd |
Floyd | The front counter's back to the northwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a workbench and a shelf (on top of which are two bottles of
Floyd | blue dye) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under workbench"
Floyd ]  Alchemy Bench                                               1/236
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER WORKBENCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something!
Floyd |
Floyd | No, sadly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/237
Floyd |
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a cedar box (which is open) and a pile of assorted
Floyd | trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take box"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/238
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/239
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | Exploding Cockroaches: As you well know, those little guys are
Floyd | extremely unstable. Also, Mel's Magic Shop is
Floyd | you-break-it-you-buy-it.
Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets: There are a million things here, and
Floyd | stealing from Mel would be suicidal.
Floyd | Mel: I don't see how, and I would probably just get shooed away again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "search trinkets"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/240
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH TRINKETS
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about ring"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  1/241
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT RING
Floyd |
Floyd | "Pardon? I didn't follow that," says Mel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show ring to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/242
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW RING TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, W.D., I think I'm a little too old to marry you."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Very funny. Is it real? Is it worth something?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel reaches under the counter and throws some sort of powder on the
Floyd | ring. "Yes. Definitely." He frowns. "W.D., I am going to ask you a
Floyd | question, and I want you to answer honestly. I will know if you are
Floyd | lying."
Floyd |
Floyd | Uh oh. "Okay, Mel."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Did you rob a jewelry store?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Mel, I can 100% say I did not rob a jewelry store."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay." Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the counter and
Floyd | carefully makes a note in it. "All right, that's certainly worth an
Floyd | ingredient. All right, W.D., I'm impressed. Perhaps you will be able
Floyd | to get enough money."
Floyd |
Floyd | This is wonderful, boss! I think we're well on our way to creating the
Floyd | potion and saving your bacon!
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Nooooo. It's mine."
Zach says, "That's was our wedding ring!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/243
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a cedar box (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a piece of yellow paper
Floyd |   a piece of green paper
Floyd |   a piece of violet paper
Floyd |   a piece of red paper
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   the Un-Hat
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a wanted poster
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a vase
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of an annoying wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put mind in box"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/244
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT MIND IN BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | If only it was that easy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show vase to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/245
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW VASE TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | "Mel, did you make this?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ah, yes. I was experiment with unbreakable glass and ended up
Floyd | producing this vase. It's not unbreakable, unfortunately, but it does
Floyd | reform itself after a few minutes when it breaks. It is not really
Floyd | practical for protecting flowers, but it can lead to some entertaining
Floyd | parlor tricks."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf3"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/245
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/246
Floyd |
Floyd | > BREAK VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of
Floyd | glass...disappear? Huh, weird.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/247
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/248
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/249
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vase"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/249
Floyd |
Floyd | > X VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/250
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer
Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/251
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform
Floyd | themselves into a glass vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "A ha"
mwmiller says, "Mmmmmmmmright."
Zach says (to Floyd), "show rod to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/252
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW ROD TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | "Mel, this isn't yours, is it?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "W.D., I'm surprised you would forget one of your employer's
Floyd | inventions. That is his Fishing Wand, based off the Aetheric Coin
Floyd | Generator he liked so much. It was a surprisingly competent invention;
Floyd | it worked so well, in fact, that the bait attracted other animals,
Floyd | which scared away the fish. It was a decent try, though."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show hat to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/253
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW HAT TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show un-hat to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/254
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW UN-HAT TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show poster to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/255
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW POSTER TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm, maybe we can show stuff to other peoples"
jenrexrode says, "last time we came up about 15 points from the full score"
Zach says (to Floyd), "score"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/255
Floyd |
Floyd | > SCORE
Floyd |
Floyd | We have so far scored 2 out of a possible 40 in 255 turns, earning you
Floyd | the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Soon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "smack mel with fish"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/255
Floyd |
Floyd | > SMACK MEL WITH FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show fish to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/256
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW FISH TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I guess we can explore those fields"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          2/257
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       2/258
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                2/259
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/260
Floyd |
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "eat hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/261
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | I wish I could, but he's just too pointy.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show fish to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/262
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW FISH TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give fish to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/263
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE FISH TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh---
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hooooog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And singiiiiiiiing!
Floyd |
Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog sings happily:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Oh, being round is great,
Floyd |     But being fed is better!
Floyd |     I love foods and foods
Floyd |     And foods and foods
Floyd |     And foods and foods!
Floyd |
Floyd | You're the one who wanted to feed him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/262
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x barn"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/263
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BARN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a bit far off to see very well.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "punch hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/264
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUNCH HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | I wish I could, but he's just too pointy.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x eyes"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/264
Floyd |
Floyd | > X EYES
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Maybe we have to keep feeding him fishes"
Zach says, "Until he esplodes"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Barn                                                        2/265
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Barn
Floyd | Yep, big red barn. It's got a new paint job, too. It looks like it's
Floyd | in good condition, actually. I don't see any cobwebs in the corners or
Floyd | birds' nests, so either it's been freshly-built or they really cleaned
Floyd | the place out recently. Even the hay in the stalls is untrampled. The
Floyd | exit back to the fields is to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a pile of hay and some stalls here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hay"
Floyd ]  Barn                                                        2/266
Floyd |
Floyd | > X HAY
Floyd |
Floyd | The hay is dry and clean, which is pretty atypical for hay in a barn.
Floyd | I wonder if they haven't moved the animals in yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search hay"
Floyd ]  Barn                                                        2/267
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH HAY
Floyd |
Floyd | There's nothing on the pile of hay.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stalls"
Floyd ]  Barn                                                        2/268
Floyd |
Floyd | > X STALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a large barn, with space for ten or so horses and many cows.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "search stalls"
Floyd ]  Barn                                                        2/269
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH STALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take hay"
Floyd ]  Barn                                                        2/270
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE HAY
Floyd |
Floyd | Until we figure out how to spin straw into gold, I'd just as soon
Floyd | leave it here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat hay"
Floyd ]  Barn                                                        2/271
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT HAY
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the pile of hay)
Floyd | Until we figure out how to spin straw into gold, I'd just as soon
Floyd | leave it here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Cottage?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/272
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/273
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good
Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This
Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The
Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing
Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't
Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north
Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | There are some farming tools in the corner of the cottage.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a scarf here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scarf"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/274
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SCARF
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scarf"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/275
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SCARF
Floyd |
Floyd | The scarf is very light. I think it's made of silk. It's yellow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/276
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a round, wooden table. Six or seven people could fit around it.
Floyd | It's solid looking, but rough; it's functional rather than pretty. It
Floyd | has food stains that are several years old, giving it a pleasant aroma
Floyd | of meals past. Unfortunately, there's no actual food on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x tools"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/277
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TOOLS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're some tools that you humans probably use to farm, uh, farm
Floyd | stuff. Some of them have pointy bits, if that helps.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "smell table"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/278
Floyd |
Floyd | > SMELL TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, I tell you one thing, boss. Somewhere there is food, and I'm not
Floyd | eating it, and that's a sad, sad thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "search tools"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/279
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH TOOLS
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take tools"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/280
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE TOOLS
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under table"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/281
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Good idea! Maybe there are some shiny coins or something!
Floyd |
Floyd | No, sadly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/282
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a scarf
Floyd |   a cedar box (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a piece of yellow paper
Floyd |   a piece of green paper
Floyd |   a piece of violet paper
Floyd |   a piece of red paper
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   the Un-Hat
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a wanted poster
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a desperate wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x tools"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/283
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TOOLS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're some tools that you humans probably use to farm, uh, farm
Floyd | stuff. Some of them have pointy bits, if that helps.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wear scarf"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/284
Floyd |
Floyd | > WEAR SCARF
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey! No clothes on the bird! I'm not one of those little yappy dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/285
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 2/286
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Wasn't there another room?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/287
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "The guard tower?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/288
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good
Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This
Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The
Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing
Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't
Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north
Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/289
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pantry
Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a
Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There
Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the
Floyd | cottage is back east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a
Floyd | basket underneath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Ah, I missed that"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x hatch"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/290
Floyd |
Floyd | > X HATCH
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a small covered hatch, about a quarter of my size, built into the
Floyd | wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x lever"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/291
Floyd |
Floyd | > X LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a red lever attached to the wall by the hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x basket"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/292
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BASKET
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wicker basket lying directly below the hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vegetables"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/293
Floyd |
Floyd | > X VEGETABLES
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a pile of potatoes and a pile of carrots. There are also a few
Floyd | radishes that look like they're about to go off. (Er, I mean "rot" and
Floyd | not "explode." That would be great, though. You should invent an
Floyd | exploding radish.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ew."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/294
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | An egg rolls out of the hatch into the basket, where it breaks.
Floyd |
Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x shelves"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/295
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SHELVES
Floyd |
Floyd | The pantry is lined with shelves. There are various baking supplies
Floyd | and a few piles of vegetables.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put scarf in basket"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/296
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN BASKET
Floyd |
Floyd | The scarf is now inside the basket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/297
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf.
Floyd |
Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/298
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | lever: That's fixed in place.
Floyd | basket: It's too bulky for me to carry around, and it's too large to
Floyd | put into my bag.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x egg"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/298
Floyd |
Floyd | > X EGG
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Really, we ate it by default?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scarf"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/299
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SCARF
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/300
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | An egg rolls out of the hatch into the basket, where it breaks.
Floyd |
Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/301
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a scarf
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a cedar box (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a piece of yellow paper
Floyd |   a piece of green paper
Floyd |   a piece of violet paper
Floyd |   a piece of red paper
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   the Un-Hat
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a wanted poster
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a desperate wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vase"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/301
Floyd |
Floyd | > X VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh no."
genericgeekgirl says, "We left it in the magic shop."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search vegetables"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/302
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH VEGETABLES
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vegetables"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/303
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VEGETABLES
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't need a bunch of potatoes and whatnot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put scarf in basket"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/304
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN BASKET
Floyd |
Floyd | The scarf is now inside the basket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x jars"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/305
Floyd |
Floyd | > X JARS
Floyd |
Floyd | There are spices and various baking supplies.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/306
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf.
Floyd |
Floyd | narf narf nom nom...Man, I love eggs. Uh, sorry, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/307
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, man, a magic faery just appeared and took away the egg.
Floyd | Burp. That's so sad.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/308
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, man, a magic dragon just appeared and took away the egg with
Floyd | magic. No! Bad dragon! That mouth-wateringly enticing egg is for my
Floyd | boss, and its spectacular deliciousness is for him, not you! Go away!
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, I managed to scare the dragon off, but he left with your egg.
Floyd | Sorry, boss. Burp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "He just eats it, no matter what."
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/309
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | An egg plops gently out of the hatch onto the scarf.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, man, a magic dragon just appeared and took away the egg with
Floyd | magic. No! Bad dragon! That mouth-wateringly enticing egg is for my
Floyd | boss, and its spectacular deliciousness is for him, not you! Go away!
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, I managed to scare the dragon off, but he left with your egg.
Floyd | Sorry, boss. Burp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm"
Zach says (to Floyd), "take scarf"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/310
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SCARF
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shelves"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/311
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SHELVES
Floyd |
Floyd | The pantry is lined with shelves. There are various baking supplies
Floyd | and a few piles of vegetables.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at the bottom.
Zach asks, "Egg into vase?"
genericgeekgirl says, "I think we can trap the egg in there."
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah."
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/312
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good
Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This
Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The
Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing
Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't
Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north
Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/313
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 2/314
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       2/315
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          2/316
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/317
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a vase and a pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have one
Floyd | ingredient's worth of credit."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take vase"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  2/318
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          2/319
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       2/320
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 2/321
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/322
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/323
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good
Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This
Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The
Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing
Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't
Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north
Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/324
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pantry
Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a
Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There
Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the
Floyd | cottage is back east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a
Floyd | basket underneath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put vase in basket"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/325
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT VASE IN BASKET
Floyd |
Floyd | The vase is now inside the basket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/326
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | An egg plops out of the hatch into the vase and breaks.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist...must eat egg! Shoot! I can't get my beak in
Floyd | there. Stupid narrow vase with its stupid narrow neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "scarf in vase"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/326
Floyd |
Floyd | > SCARF IN VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put scarf in vase"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/327
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Done. Well, sort of done. I've crammed it in, but the scarf's still
Floyd | sticking out a bit.
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe if I tip the vase over...ah, no luck. Stupid vase designed for
Floyd | stupid humans with their stupid hands. My beak doesn't seem to be up
Floyd | to the task. Don't worry, delicious egg! I'll get to you eventually!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/328
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | I can hear something rattling around behind the hatch, but no further
Floyd | eggs are forthcoming. Don't worry, egg! I'll save you! Come to think
Floyd | of it, I should also save the last one we got.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Except that it broke."
Zach says (to Floyd), "look in vase"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/329
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | In the vase are a scarf and an egg.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/330
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dump vase"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/330
Floyd |
Floyd | > DUMP VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/331
Floyd |
Floyd | > BREAK VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass
Floyd | disappear.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, no, the treasurer just walked in! No, evil treasurer, you can't
Floyd | have my boss's egg! I know it looks irresistably tasty, but he needs
Floyd | it for some unnecessarily complicated scheme involving financial
Floyd | skulduggery. You can't just---
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, boss, he grabbed the egg and ran away. Man, that guy's
Floyd | horrible. Burp. Let's go stop him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z.z.z.z.z"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/336
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z.Z.Z.Z.Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd | All right.
Floyd | All right.
Floyd | All right.
Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer
Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform
Floyd | themselves into a glass vase. Ohhhh, it must be made out of Mel's
Floyd | self-repairing glass. It's cheaper than his unbreakable glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put scarf in vase"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/337
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SCARF IN VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Done. Well, sort of done. I've crammed it in, but the scarf's still
Floyd | sticking out a bit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/338
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | An egg rolls out of the hatch into the basket, where it breaks.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, man, a magic faery just appeared and took away the egg.
Floyd | Burp. That's so sad.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase in basket"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/339
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT VASE IN BASKET
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not holding the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/340
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase in basket"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/341
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT VASE IN BASKET
Floyd |
Floyd | The vase is now inside the basket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/342
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | An egg plops out of the hatch into the vase, landing gingerly on the
Floyd | scarf.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist...must eat egg! Shoot! I can't get my beak in
Floyd | there. Stupid narrow vase with its stupid narrow neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Stupid vase."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf4"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/342
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/343
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good
Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This
Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The
Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing
Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't
Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north
Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fireplace"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/344
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FIREPLACE
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a sad little fireplace. There's no fire and no food.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter fireplace"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/345
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER FIREPLACE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something I can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x chimney"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/346
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CHIMNEY
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a red brick chimney. I'm not a great judge--- I don't know why
Floyd | anyone would ruin meat by setting it on fire--- but it looks nicer
Floyd | than the rest of the house. The bricks look like they're exactly the
Floyd | same size, and they're laid out in straight rows. Most of them,
Floyd | anyway; one is sticking out a bit. It looks like the mortar
Floyd | surrounding it has been cut away.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x brick"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/347
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BRICK
Floyd |
Floyd | There's one brick in the fireplace that's sticking out. It looks like
Floyd | the mortar around it's been cut away.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take brick"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/348
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE BRICK
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay. It's a rough surface. I can probably get my claws in and drag it
Floyd | out. Rrrgh! Well, I didn't manage to pry it all the way out, but I did
Floyd | shift it a little. There's a parchment concealed under the brick.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x parchment"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/349
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PARCHMENT
Floyd |
Floyd | This is...well...man, this is a lot of text. I didn't know humans
Floyd | could write letters that tiny. Give me a minute.
Floyd |
Floyd | ...Okay, I'm pretty sure it's some kind of insurance policy. Bearer
Floyd | gets...um, hmm. I think it's an insurance policy on a barn west of
Floyd | town, but don't quote me on that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oooh."
genericgeekgirl says, "Burn it to the ground."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take parchment"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/350
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE PARCHMENT
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "muwhaha"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/351
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good
Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This
Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The
Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing
Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't
Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north
Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/352
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pantry
Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a
Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There
Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the
Floyd | cottage is back east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a
Floyd | basket underneath.
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe if I tip the vase over...ah, no luck. Stupid vase designed for
Floyd | stupid humans with their stupid hands. My beak doesn't seem to be up
Floyd | to the task. Don't worry, delicious egg! I'll get to you eventually!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salt"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/352
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SALT
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search spices"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/353
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH SPICES
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't see anything interesting or valuable.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Maybe the meat lady?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x basket"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/354
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BASKET
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wicker basket lying directly below the hatch.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside the basket is a vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, probably. Oh man, shut up about the egg."
Zach says, "Maybe we can tease the hedgehog with the egg vase"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/355
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/356
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good
Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This
Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The
Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing
Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't
Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north
Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/357
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vase to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/357
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW VASE TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "It's in the basket"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/358
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good
Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This
Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The
Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing
Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't
Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north
Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/359
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/359
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/360
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pantry
Floyd | This is an alcove bordered by two sets of shelves. I think it's a
Floyd | food-storage area, based on the jars labeled "FLOUR" and such. There
Floyd | are assorted vegetables arranged in a few piles. The rest of the
Floyd | cottage is back east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a hatch set into the wall, with a lever next to it and a
Floyd | basket underneath.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/361
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vase"
Floyd ]  Pantry                                                      2/362
Floyd |
Floyd | > X VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a delicate glass vase with a narrow neck, although it widens at
Floyd | the bottom. It's the kind of vase that holds a few flowers instead of
Floyd | a whole bouquet.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside the vase are an egg and a scarf.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     2/363
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good
Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This
Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The
Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing
Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't
Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north
Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/364
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vase to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/365
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW VASE TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not getting any response. Pssh. I wish I had one of your Extremely
Floyd | Loud Icebreaker Crackers. Those always got a response, even if it was
Floyd | usually a violent one.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give vase to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/366
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE VASE TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says, "Annoying raven vs. annoying hedgehog. Whoever wins, we lose."
genericgeekgirl says, "Aw :("
Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/367
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take vase"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/368
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 2/369
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 2/370
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       2/371
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       2/372
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          2/373
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask sandie about salt"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          2/374
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK SANDIE ABOUT SALT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Awk awk caw!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I know what you want, W.D., but I'm not giving you any food unless
Floyd | you have some real money. Your tab is already ridiculous."
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x salt"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          2/375
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SALT
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm told that humans put salt on things to make them taste salty. Psh.
Floyd | The only seasoning meat needs is more meat.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salt"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          2/376
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SALT
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "lick salt"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          2/376
Floyd |
Floyd | > LICK SALT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat salt"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          2/377
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT SALT
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't like eating my spices plain. I usually want to put some
Floyd | eyeballs or a nice steak under them.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says (to Floyd), "wrap scarf around vase"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          2/377
Floyd |
Floyd | > WRAP SCARF AROUND VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Let's burn that barn"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       2/378
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 2/379
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/380
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/381
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in hay"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/381
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT COIN IN HAY
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/382
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Barn                                                        2/383
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Barn
Floyd | Yep, big red barn. It's got a new paint job, too. It looks like it's
Floyd | in good condition, actually. I don't see any cobwebs in the corners or
Floyd | birds' nests, so either it's been freshly-built or they really cleaned
Floyd | the place out recently. Even the hay in the stalls is untrampled. The
Floyd | exit back to the fields is to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a pile of hay and some stalls here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Barn                                                        2/384
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Barn
Floyd | Yep, big red barn. It's got a new paint job, too. It looks like it's
Floyd | in good condition, actually. I don't see any cobwebs in the corners or
Floyd | birds' nests, so either it's been freshly-built or they really cleaned
Floyd | the place out recently. Even the hay in the stalls is untrampled. The
Floyd | exit back to the fields is to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a pile of hay and some stalls here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in hay"
Floyd ]  Barn                                                        2/385
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT COIN IN HAY
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, I've put the faery coin on the pile of hay.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put salt on coin"
Floyd ]  Barn                                                        2/386
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SALT ON COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere!
Floyd |
Floyd | I think the hay is on fire. Yep, it's kind of smoking. Oooh, I see
Floyd | flame!
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    2/387
Floyd |
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a red barn off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oooh, I can see flames shooting out of the barn! There's a huge cloud
Floyd | of smoke going up!
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Insurance fraud. Check."
Zach says, "Now, onward to the kitten party."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 2/388
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n.n.n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       2/391
Floyd |
Floyd | > N.N.N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Bank, I presume."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  2/392
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some
Floyd | forms.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 2/393
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Window
Floyd | This part of the bank is cut off from the public by a gilded cage.
Floyd | There's a big, grey, solid-looking door back there, presumably a
Floyd | vault. The room is big and echoey, thirty or forty feet high and
Floyd | brightly lit from a huge gold chandelier overhead. The main lobby is
Floyd | back to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from a hole in the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a bored-looking teller behind the bars.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show parchment to teller"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 4/394
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW PARCHMENT TO TELLER
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hmm, yes, this is one of our policies. If anything unfortunate
Floyd | should..." She trails off as she notices a rising plume of smoke in
Floyd | the distance. "I see. Well, then. I suppose this is yours." She takes
Floyd | the parchment from me and hands me a check.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 2 points.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x check"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 4/395
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CHECK
Floyd |
Floyd | We got this check for burning down--- er, redeeming the policy on the
Floyd | barn at 1 Farmland Farm. Well, actually, we did both of those things.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "cash check"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 4/395
Floyd |
Floyd | > CASH CHECK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show check to teller"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 4/396
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW CHECK TO TELLER
Floyd |
Floyd | Aside from generally being nonplussed at serving a bird, the teller
Floyd | seems uninterested.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I guess we just show it to mel"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  4/397
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some
Floyd | forms.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       4/398
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          4/399
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  4/400
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have one
Floyd | ingredient's worth of credit."
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show check to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  5/401
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW CHECK TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel looks it over. "Hm, made out to cash, even. All right." Mel takes
Floyd | out a ledger from underneath the counter and carefully makes a note in
Floyd | it. "All right, that's certainly worth another ingredient."
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Ah, we get to pick our ingredients"
Zach says (to Floyd), "read page"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  5/402
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ PAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions:
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to lead
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to silver
Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to gold
Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard
Floyd | ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after
Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there)
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined
Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold
Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone,
Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute anything to gold
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory
Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Probably can wait on buying ingredients."
Zach says, "Yeah"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf5"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  5/402
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Tower?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/403
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       5/404
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                5/405
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/406
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside.
Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard
Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on
Floyd | the watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral
Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a
Floyd | cord going out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look in wastebasket"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/407
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN WASTEBASKET
Floyd |
Floyd | It's full of crumpled vellum pages.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take vellum pages"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/408
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VELLUM PAGES
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "read vellum pages"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/409
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ VELLUM PAGES
Floyd |
Floyd | In familiar handwriting, the text of the page reads:
Floyd |
Floyd | Dear Guards,
Floyd |
Floyd | Please return the machine you confiscated from the king's wizard, who
Floyd | is very powerful and very good at magic except for that one time with
Floyd | the pancakes, which was a reasonable accident that could happen to
Floyd | anyone. Also, I am stupid and I smell bad and my mother is a platypus.
Floyd |
Floyd | The signature on this letter is somewhat unusual.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x signature"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/410
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SIGNATURE
Floyd |
Floyd | A poorly-executed forgery of the treasurer's signature. I suspect his
Floyd | name is not actually "The Treasurer." I also suspect he knows how to
Floyd | spell "treasurer." I wish your Spelling Wasp had caught on, boss. That
Floyd | one should have made us millionaires. Anaphylactic shock is a small
Floyd | price to pay for proper spelling.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/411
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling
Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's
Floyd | dozing lightly. He has an impressive moustache that makes him look
Floyd | older than I suspect he actually is, or at least it would if it
Floyd | weren't obviously glued on.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take moustache"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/412
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE MOUSTACHE
Floyd |
Floyd | Let me just peel the glue off....got it! The guard stirs a bit, but
Floyd | goes back to sleep.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wear moustache"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/413
Floyd |
Floyd | > WEAR MOUSTACHE
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey! No clothes on the bird! I'm not one of those little yappy dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bell"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/414
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BELL
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a large (as in, about my size) bronze bell on the wall, tied
Floyd | to a cord going out the window. The bell's actually fairly
Floyd | interesting; its surface is covered with bronze dots making a floral
Floyd | pattern. I tend to associate Pre-Classical dots with sculpture, but
Floyd | there's no reason you couldn't cast a bell in that style.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cabinet"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/415
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | A poorly-built but solid storage cabinet with "EVIDENCE" painted on
Floyd | the door. It's in bad shape; the wood is splintering in several
Floyd | places, and there's even a sizeable crack on top. It's padlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/416
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling
Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's
Floyd | dozing lightly.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x poster"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/417
Floyd |
Floyd | > X POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of
Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with
Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar
Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the
Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right?
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/418
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a large crack on the top of the evidence box.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x padlock"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/419
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PADLOCK
Floyd |
Floyd | The padlock's rusty. It looks like the latch is nearly rusted through.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/420
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/421
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT COIN IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not holding the faery coin.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coinf"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/421
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE COINF
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/422
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coin in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/423
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT COIN IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | The faery coin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf6"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/423
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put salt on coin"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/423
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SALT ON COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/423
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Darn."
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/424
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a mechanical moustache
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   a vase
Floyd |     an egg
Floyd |     a scarf
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a cedar box (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a piece of yellow paper
Floyd |   a piece of green paper
Floyd |   a piece of violet paper
Floyd |   a piece of red paper
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   the Un-Hat
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a wanted poster
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of an annoying wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Maybe we can get some more salt"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah."
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull latch"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/424
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL LATCH
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ring bell"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/425
Floyd |
Floyd | > RING BELL
Floyd |
Floyd | Ding! The guard jumps up from his nap. "Hey, get away from the alarm!
Floyd | Stupid bird." Yeah, well, get away from...your...face, you
Floyd | stupid human. Man, I'm going to think of a good comeback hours from
Floyd | now, when it won't do me any good.
Floyd |
Floyd | He returns to his nap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take padlock"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/426
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE PADLOCK
Floyd |
Floyd | I'll have to unlock it first.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "reach in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/426
Floyd |
Floyd | > REACH IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. s."
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/429
Floyd |
Floyd | > S. E. S.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, wait, I got it: "Sure, I'll stay away from the alarm--- just like
Floyd | you always stay away from a bath." Heh, hilarious.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take salt"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/430
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SALT
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n. w. n."
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/433
Floyd |
Floyd | > N. W. N.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside.
Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard
Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on
Floyd | the watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral
Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a
Floyd | cord going out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/434
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere!
Floyd |
Floyd | The napping guard startles. "Hr! What the?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x box"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/435
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | (the evidence box)
Floyd | A poorly-built but solid storage cabinet with "EVIDENCE" painted on
Floyd | the door. It's in bad shape; the wood is splintering in several
Floyd | places, and there's even a sizeable crack on top. It's padlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard laboriously stands up and rubs his eyes. "Why is the
Floyd | evidence locker smoking?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Because it's addicted."
Zach says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/436
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard unlocks and opens the evidence cabinet and stares stupidly
Floyd | at it, scratching his head. "Hullo, what's this? Nothing seems to be
Floyd | on fire."
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look in cabinet"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/437
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | In the evidence box are a scrap of paper and a metal device.
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard closes up the evidence locker, locks it, and eagerly returns
Floyd | to his nap.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/436
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/437
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | black cord: That's fixed in place.
Floyd | wastebasket: That's fixed in place.
Floyd | bronze bell: That's fixed in place.
Floyd | evidence box: That's fixed in place.
Floyd | young guardsman: I don't see how, and I would probably just get shooed
Floyd | away again.
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard closes up the evidence locker, locks it, and eagerly returns
Floyd | to his nap.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst..
Ellison has disconnected.
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/436
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/435
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scrap"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/435
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SCRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look in box"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/436
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | (the evidence box)
Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a scrap of paper and a metal
Floyd | device inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard unlocks and opens the evidence cabinet and stares stupidly
Floyd | at it, scratching his head. "Hullo, what's this? Nothing seems to be
Floyd | on fire."
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take scrap"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/437
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SCRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | Time to use all my sneakiness and stealth to grab the scrap of paper
Floyd | while the guard's distracted! And...got it!
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard closes up the evidence locker, locks it, and eagerly returns
Floyd | to his nap.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scrap"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/438
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SCRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | It reads, "Give me the munny. I hav a bomm." Sheesh. I can
Floyd | spell better than that.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo. undo."
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/438
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO. UNDO.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/438
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/437
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take metal"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/438
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE METAL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take device"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/438
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look at box"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/439
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK AT BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | (the evidence box)
Floyd | A poorly-built but solid storage cabinet with "EVIDENCE" painted on
Floyd | the door. It's in bad shape; the wood is splintering in several
Floyd | places, and there's even a sizeable crack on top. It's padlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/440
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a scrap of paper
Floyd |   a mechanical moustache
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   a vase
Floyd |     an egg
Floyd |     a scarf
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a cedar box (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a piece of yellow paper
Floyd |   a piece of green paper
Floyd |   a piece of violet paper
Floyd |   a piece of red paper
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   the Un-Hat
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a wanted poster
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a foolish wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/441
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling
Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's
Floyd | dozing lightly.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tunic"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/442
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TUNIC
Floyd |
Floyd | All the guards have green tunics with a stylized unicorn on the front.
Floyd | This guard also has a key on his belt.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take key"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/443
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "That works too"
Zach says (to Floyd), "unlock box"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/443
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNLOCK BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to unlock the evidence box with?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "unlock box with key"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/444
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNLOCK BOX WITH KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | Sure, boss. I'll just hover three feet off the ground, delicately
Floyd | insert the key into the lock using my beak, and then spin around a
Floyd | couple of times in mid-air to open it. I can't perch on the lock or
Floyd | reach it from the ground, and keys are tricky to handle with beaks. I
Floyd | don't think this is a job for a raven, even one as fiendishly clever
Floyd | as me.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/445
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside.
Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard
Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on
Floyd | the watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral
Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a
Floyd | cord going out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Up?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/446
Floyd |
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Barracks
Floyd | This must be where the guards sleep. There are a bunch of cots here. A
Floyd | tired guardsman is sitting before a pile of paperwork, with an inkpad
Floyd | and wastebasket next to him. There's a staircase leading down to the
Floyd | main part of the guardhouse.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see some cots (on top of which is a coarse blanket) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x page"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/446
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the vellum page, the vellum page, or the torn page?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cots"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/447
Floyd |
Floyd | > X COTS
Floyd |
Floyd | A row of spartan cots.
Floyd |
Floyd | On top of the cots is a coarse blanket.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x blanket"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/448
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BLANKET
Floyd |
Floyd | A coarse woolen blanket. It smells like guard.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take blanket"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/449
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE BLANKET
Floyd |
Floyd | Nghnghhngh! Sorry, boss, but the blanket is too heavy for me
Floyd | to budge. I did manage to tear a bit off the corner with my beak,
Floyd | though.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell blanket"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/450
Floyd |
Floyd | > SMELL BLANKET
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, I tell you one thing, boss. Somewhere there is food, and I'm not
Floyd | eating it, and that's a sad, sad thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take bit"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/451
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE BIT
Floyd |
Floyd | (the scrap of paper)
Floyd | I already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/452
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   an iron key
Floyd |   a scrap of paper
Floyd |   a mechanical moustache
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   a vase
Floyd |     an egg
Floyd |     a scarf
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a cedar box (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a piece of yellow paper
Floyd |   a piece of green paper
Floyd |   a piece of violet paper
Floyd |   a piece of red paper
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   the Un-Hat
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a wanted poster
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a desperate wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take corner"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/453
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE CORNER
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x top page"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/453
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TOP PAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stack"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/454
Floyd |
Floyd | > X STACK
Floyd |
Floyd | They look like various administrative forms. The guardsman is
Floyd | methodically stamping a signature onto each one.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x forms"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/455
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FORMS
Floyd |
Floyd | They look like various administrative forms. The guardsman is
Floyd | methodically stamping a signature onto each one.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stamp"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/456
Floyd |
Floyd | > X STAMP
Floyd |
Floyd | It's an oversized stamp with some sort of squiggly, almost illegible
Floyd | signature on its underside. If I had to guess, I'd say it was the
Floyd | treasurer's, but it could be yours. It might even be mine.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take stamp"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/457
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE STAMP
Floyd |
Floyd | That seems to belong to the tired guardsman.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/458
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | He looks wiped out. His tunic is rumpled. He's dully applying a
Floyd | squiggly signature to the pile of forms with an oversized stamp.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tunic"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/459
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TUNIC
Floyd |
Floyd | All the guards have green tunics with a stylized unicorn on the front.
Floyd | This guard also has a leather pouch on his belt.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x unicorn"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/460
Floyd |
Floyd | > X UNICORN
Floyd |
Floyd | All the guards have green tunics with a stylized unicorn on the front.
Floyd | This guard also has a leather pouch on his belt.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pouch"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/461
Floyd |
Floyd | > X POUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a little leather bag. It's about the size of my Bag of Holding.
Floyd | It probably isn't magical, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | The leather pouch is closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open bag"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/462
Floyd |
Floyd | > OPEN BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | (the leather pouch)
Floyd | Okay, I open the leather pouch, revealing a florin.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison arrives, ready to play with the toys.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take florin"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/463
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE FLORIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x florin"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/464
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FLORIN
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a one-florin coin. A florin is one twentieth of a mark. One
Floyd | florin will not save your bacon. But hey, you could buy me
Floyd | some bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Woo."
genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe for the beggar."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take pouch"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/465
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE POUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Because why not."
Zach says, "hooray"
Zach says, "I wonder if we can explode a coin in the box again and get the metal device"
genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe."
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    5/466
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/467
Floyd |
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside.
Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard
Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on
Floyd | the watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral
Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a
Floyd | cord going out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                5/468
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       5/469
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/470
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Gerynar says "bloop" and shrinks down into a little dot, then winks out...just like those old-fashioned B&w televisions.
Gerynar has disconnected.
Zach says (to Floyd), "take salt"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/471
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SALT
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       5/472
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                5/473
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/474
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside.
Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard
Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on
Floyd | the watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral
Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a
Floyd | cord going out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a young guardsman here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/475
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take coin"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/476
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | (the faery coin)
Floyd | There are too many things in my bag of holding.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put coin in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/477
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT COIN IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | The florin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/478
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/479
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer
Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Oops wrong coin"
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/478
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/477
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/476
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/477
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   some salt
Floyd |   a leather pouch (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   an iron key
Floyd |   a scrap of paper
Floyd |   a mechanical moustache
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   a vase
Floyd |     an egg
Floyd |     a scarf
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a cedar box (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a piece of yellow paper
Floyd |   a piece of green paper
Floyd |   a piece of violet paper
Floyd |   a piece of red paper
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   the Un-Hat
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a wanted poster
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a desperate wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "drop vase"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/478
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take faery coin"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/479
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE FAERY COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put faery coin in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/480
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT FAERY COIN IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | The faery coin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/481
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere!
Floyd |
Floyd | The napping guard startles. "Hr! What the?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look in box"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/482
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | (the evidence box)
Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a metal device inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard laboriously stands up and rubs his eyes. "Why is the
Floyd | evidence locker smoking?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/483
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard fumbles around in his tunic, sighs, and sits back down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Ah, right"
Zach says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/484
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/485
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling
Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's
Floyd | dozing lightly.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put key on guard's belt"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/485
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT KEY ON GUARD'S BELT
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/486
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling
Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic. He's
Floyd | dozing lightly.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put key on box"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/487
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT KEY ON BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | (the evidence box)
Floyd | I don't think putting things on the evidence box would accomplish
Floyd | anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put key on guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/488
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT KEY ON GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't think putting things on the young guardsman would accomplish
Floyd | anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give key to guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/489
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE KEY TO GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard's suspicion and sleepiness fight it out for a while. After a
Floyd | couple of moments of painful deliberation, he takes the key from me
Floyd | and goes back to sleep.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. s."
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/492
Floyd |
Floyd | > S. E. S.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take salt"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/493
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SALT
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n. w. n."
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/496
Floyd |
Floyd | > N. W. N.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside.
Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard
Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on
Floyd | the watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral
Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a
Floyd | cord going out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg and a scarf) and a young
Floyd | guardsman here.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave wand"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/497
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take faery coin"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/498
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE FAERY COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put faery coin in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/499
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT FAERY COIN IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | The faery coin drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put salt in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/500
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SALT IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | The salt drops into the evidence cabinet through the crack.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | Fwoooom! The faery coin explodes! Sparks everywhere!
Floyd |
Floyd | The napping guard startles. "Hr! What the?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look in box"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/501
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | (the evidence box)
Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a metal device inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard laboriously stands up and rubs his eyes. "Why is the
Floyd | evidence locker smoking?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/502
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard unlocks and opens the evidence cabinet and stares stupidly
Floyd | at it, scratching his head. "Hullo, what's this? Nothing seems to be
Floyd | on fire."
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take device"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/503
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | Urgh, this thing weights a ton. I obviously can't fly with it, so
Floyd | let's see if I can drag it out of the box. Huff puff puff.
Floyd |
Floyd | Shoot! The noise must have altered the guard, or maybe it was when I
Floyd | accidentally dropped the device on his foot. "You don't want that,
Floyd | bird," he says, taking it from me despite my caws of protestation and
Floyd | gingerly returning it to the box. "It's not food. Leave it alone."
Floyd | Then he locks the cabinet and goes back to his nap.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Alas."
Zach says, "Blurgh"
Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. s. s."
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       5/507
Floyd |
Floyd | > S. E. S. S.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf7"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       5/507
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
Zach says (to Floyd), "put florin in cup"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       5/508
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT FLORIN IN CUP
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?"
Floyd |
Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give florin to beggar"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       5/509
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE FLORIN TO BEGGAR
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take strange coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       5/510
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?"
Floyd |
Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n. e."
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  5/512
Floyd |
Floyd | > N. E.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show florin to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  5/513
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW FLORIN TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x florin"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  5/514
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FLORIN
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a one-florin coin. A florin is one twentieth of a mark. One
Floyd | florin will not save your bacon. But hey, you could buy me
Floyd | some bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/515
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "buy bacon"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/515
Floyd |
Floyd | > BUY BACON
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show florin to sandie"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/516
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW FLORIN TO SANDIE
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not getting any response. Pssh. I wish I had one of your Extremely
Floyd | Loud Icebreaker Crackers. Those always got a response, even if it was
Floyd | usually a violent one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take meat"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/516
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE MEAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the pork pan, the beef pan, or the Excitement pan?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take pork pan"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/517
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE PORK PAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Boss, that is an excellent idea, but Sandie has a mean
Floyd | backhand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/517
Floyd |
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | Thomas, could you put a random joke here? --Diane
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "plugh"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/517
Floyd |
Floyd | > PLUGH
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/517
Floyd |
Floyd | > DANCE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/518
Floyd |
Floyd | > SING
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     Oooohhhhh,
Floyd |     I'm going to murder that hedgehog!
Floyd |     This is the hedgehog-murdering song!
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmph.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "heh"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "plover"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/518
Floyd |
Floyd | > PLOVER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf8"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          5/518
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "The vase is in the watch tower, right?"
Zach says, "Yup"
genericgeekgirl says, "I wonder if we can get the scarf out safely."
Zach says, "A think a bit was sticking out"
genericgeekgirl says, "Sure, but without accidentally smashing the egg in the process."
Zach says (to Floyd), "n. w. n"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/521
Floyd |
Floyd | > N. W. N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside.
Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard
Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on
Floyd | the watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral
Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a
Floyd | cord going out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg and a scarf) and a young
Floyd | guardsman here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take scarf"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/522
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SCARF
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm, that's going to be tricky. Let me tip it over, then lift up the
Floyd | neck like this, and...got it!
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Yay!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x poster"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/523
Floyd |
Floyd | > X POSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a wanted poster offering five thousand florins for the capture of
Floyd | the infamous bank robber Two-Handed Bart (not to be confused with
Floyd | One-Handed Bart). He looks dashing with his shiny hair, his handlebar
Floyd | moustache, and his flapping green scarf. Is that dashing? That's the
Floyd | sort of thing you guys find dashing, right?
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dye scarf"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/524
Floyd |
Floyd | > DYE SCARF
Floyd |
Floyd | Ah, it turns a beautiful green. It reminds me of the leaves in my
Floyd | tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "nice"
genericgeekgirl says, "We have a green scarf and a mustache and a guy who we think looks like Bart, because we're speciest."
jenrexrode says, "oh yeah, I'm remembering this part"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/525
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling
Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Oh, the guy in the bank?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah"
Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e. e."
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/528
Floyd |
Floyd | > S. E. E.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some
Floyd | forms.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mustache"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/529
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MUSTACHE
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, this is one of your Multitudinous Mechanical Moustaches! You can
Floyd | wind it to change its shape. The first version was prone to stuck
Floyd | gears. It's too bad; I thought this was going to be a popular
Floyd | invention. Right now it's shaped like a giant, bushy, overgrown
Floyd | moustache.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wind mustache"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/530
Floyd |
Floyd | > WIND MUSTACHE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's now a long moustache that would hang past the chin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/531
Floyd |
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | It's now a handlebar moustache.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Neato."
Zach says (to Floyd), "put moustache on man"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/532
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT MOUSTACHE ON MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, I've always wanted to grow a better moustache, really..."
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, oh, he's taking it...he's putting it on...yes! Moustache go! Aw,
Floyd | man, don't pat me on the head. I'm not a dog.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put scarf on man"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/533
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT SCARF ON MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, thank you, little magpie. I am kind of cold."
Floyd |
Floyd | Magpie? I'm a raven! A raven! Stupid humans with their not
Floyd | knowing anything and their not speaking the language and their failing
Floyd | to look like proper bank robbers unless I do a bunch of stupid work...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bark"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/533
Floyd |
Floyd | > BARK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x man"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/534
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not done yet. Stupid humans with their stupid lack of feathers and
Floyd | stupid weird beaks and stupid clothes. "Ooh, look at me, I'm a human.
Floyd | I'm going to not fly all day, then sleep horizontally on the floor. I
Floyd | like to set perfectly good rotting meat on fire, then eat it with a
Floyd | delicate little fork so I don't get delicious grease on my weird,
Floyd | fleshy hands and oh-so-precious opposable thumbs." Bah.
Floyd |
Floyd | All right, now I'm done. Let's go.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x man"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/535
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | He looks like any other human, I guess. He's wearing grey pants, a
Floyd | grey fedora, a scarf, and a grey shirt, and he has a handlebar
Floyd | moustache. He's cursing under his breath as he tries to fill out
Floyd | paperwork.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ordinary man proudly rubs his moustache.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fedora"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/536
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE FEDORA
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm, it is a pretty nice hat. Let me just swoop in and
Floyd | grab--- Slap! Ow! Don't hit me! I just want to steal your
Floyd | hat!
Floyd |
Floyd | Boss, this isn't going to work. He's very attached to the hat.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put un-hat on fedora"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/537
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT UN-HAT ON FEDORA
Floyd |
Floyd | Yeah, take that, Hat Boy! I'll just drop the unhat on his head and---
Floyd |
Floyd | !moobak
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, that's me trying to mimic the sound of a 'kaboom' going backwards.
Floyd | The hat and the unhat kind of shrank into each other and, well, no
Floyd | hat. I think some of the guy's hair went with it. Uh oh, I think he's
Floyd | kind of cheesed off. Okay, no need for that kind of violence! Whoa
Floyd | whoa! I'm retreating to the chandelier now.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ordinary man grumbles under his breath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put un-hat on man"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/537
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT UN-HAT ON MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x man"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/538
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | He looks like any other human, I guess. He's wearing grey pants, a
Floyd | scarf, and a grey shirt, and he has a handlebar moustache. He's
Floyd | cursing under his breath as he tries to fill out paperwork.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x hair"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/538
Floyd |
Floyd | > X HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "shine hair"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/538
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHINE HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put fluid on hair"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/538
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT FLUID ON HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yeah, he needs to rub the greasy hands on his hair"
jenrexrode says, "maybe if you compliment him, he'll primp"
Zach says, "Hmm. Maybe an egg would make his hair shiny."
genericgeekgirl says, "Ew."
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask man about hair"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/539
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | "Quork quork quork?"
Floyd | >
DavidW arrives, ready to play with the toys. jenrexrode says, "oh..."
jenrexrode says, "dw"
DavidW says, "hello"
DavidW says, "Sorry for the lateness."
Zach says, "Hey DavidW"
genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe it's good enough."
genericgeekgirl says, "Heya."
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       5/540
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull cord"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  5/541
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL CORD
Floyd |
Floyd | Done!
Floyd |
Floyd | A mob of guardsmen charge out of the Watchtower towards the bank. I
Floyd | think I'll follow them.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a bored-looking man at the tables trying to fill out some
Floyd | forms.
Floyd |
Floyd | Three guards come rushing into the bank. "Stop right there, Two-Handed
Floyd | Bart!" shouts the tallest guard. "You're under arrest!" shouts the
Floyd | middle guard. "Wait! I don't think that's Two-Handed Bart!" cries the
Floyd | shortest guard.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But he's got the moustache and the scarf and the no hat. He looks
Floyd | just like him!" says the tallest guard.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Isn't he the same guy we didn't arrest last time?" says the short
Floyd | guard.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't think so. He looks exactly like Two-Handed Bart," says the
Floyd | middle guard. "Maybe you were just mistaken before."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I ... guess ..." says the short guard. "He does look just
Floyd | like the poster....Well, take him in. Good job, guys."
Floyd |
Floyd | The three guards drag the man out of the bank, while he wails
Floyd | incoherently about just being here for a loan.
Floyd |
Floyd | Heh heh heh. Time to go collect our reward money!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "but it said he had greasy hands"
DavidW says, "I've had a day where I just couldn't do anything."
genericgeekgirl asks, "Nobody thinks there's anything weird about giving insurance money and rewards to a raven?"
Zach says, "No hat? It must be him"
jenrexrode says, "weird town, I guess"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w.w.n"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/544
Floyd |
Floyd | > W.W.N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside.
Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard
Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on
Floyd | the watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral
Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a
Floyd | cord going out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg) and a young guardsman
Floyd | here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  5/545
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | I think this guard is pretty young, although I'm not great at telling
Floyd | with you humans. He's wearing the standard-issue guard tunic.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show poster to guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  8/546
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW POSTER TO GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | "Caw!" I brandish the poster and perch on the guard's head.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hello, uh, bird. Huh, Two-Handed Bart. You know, we just captured
Floyd | him."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Caw!" Yes, I was there.
Floyd |
Floyd | "He's supposed to be a criminal mastermind, but he was just standing
Floyd | around idly in the middle of the bank."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Awk awwwwk."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I wonder who pulled the alarm," muses the guard. "The teller insists
Floyd | she didn't do it."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Caw caw!" I hate you. I hate you I hate you I hate you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "We'll get a bonus for being the guard shift that caught him. I guess
Floyd | nobody gets that five-thousand florin reward."
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe I can kill this guy and cash in his body with Mel. "Awk.
Floyd | Awk. Awk awk cawk awwwk awwk caww awk." Complicated pantomime
Floyd | ensues.
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard is incredulous. "You? You're a bird."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Awwwk quork awww." Yes, I am a bird waving a poster at you
Floyd | and miming pulling an alarm cord. Maybe I know what I am talking
Floyd | about.
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard is still incredulous. "Enh, we get our bonus anyway. Here's
Floyd | a credit slip." Finally, you people.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 3 points.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl | I hate you I hate you I hate you.
genericgeekgirl says, "<3"
Zach says, "heh"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  8/547
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a large crack on the top of the evidence box.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look in crack"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  8/548
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | Looking through the crack, I can see a scarf, a mechanical moustache,
Floyd | and a metal device inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf9"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  8/548
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                8/549
Floyd |
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       8/550
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/551
Floyd |
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals.
Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry
Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or
Floyd | southwest to Big Street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that
Floyd | humans do.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top
Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One!" declares a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" shouts another merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four!" announces a different merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight florins!" declares a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixteen!" bids a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x animals"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/552
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ANIMALS
Floyd |
Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be,
Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the
Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer,
Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to animals"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/552
Floyd |
Floyd | > TALK TO ANIMALS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/552
Floyd |
Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/553
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Our next company is Resolute Goat League," he announces. "We'll start
Floyd | the bidding at one florin. Do I hear one florin?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/554
Floyd |
Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Kwph!" I flap my wings and wave the florin in my beak.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, one florin bid to the raven," says the auctioneer.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two florins!" shouts a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four!" bids another merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight florins!" declares a different merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Thirty-two!" declares a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixty-four florins!" declares a merchant.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Do I hear any more bids?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x auctioneer"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/555
Floyd |
Floyd | > X AUCTIONEER
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer is wearing a fancy black suit. He seems faintly oily,
Floyd | but not in the delicious fried meats kind of way.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" The merchant steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer,
Floyd | takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | One of the cows shifts around uncomfortably.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x merchant"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/555
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MERCHANT
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the merchant, the merchant, the merchant, the
Floyd | merchant, the merchant, the merchant, the merchant, or the merchant?
Floyd |
Floyd | ...This clearly isn't working. To disambiguate the merchants, I'm
Floyd | going to give them human names. Let's see. I'm going to name that one
Floyd | Hortensia, and that one Percival, that one Rupertina, that one
Floyd | Elspeth, F'nyrx, Professor Demonspoon, Rombert, and Sunshine
Floyd | Gristlesplat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Haha."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hortensia"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/556
Floyd |
Floyd | > X HORTENSIA
Floyd |
Floyd | Hortensia is a sad-looking man carrying his hat before him and
Floyd | twisting its brim nervously.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Next up is Associated Rook Leverage," he says. "Any bids?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x percival"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/557
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PERCIVAL
Floyd |
Floyd | Percival is a middle-aged woman sitting calmly.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two florins!" announces Rombert.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four!" declares Percival.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" shouts Hortensia.
Floyd |
Floyd | "How about sixteen florins? Do I hear sixteen?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rupertina"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/558
Floyd |
Floyd | > X RUPERTINA
Floyd |
Floyd | Rupertina is a tall, imposing woman.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" Hortensia steps up to the block, pays the auctioneer, takes
Floyd | the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x elspeth"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/559
Floyd |
Floyd | > X  ELSPETH
Floyd |
Floyd | Elspeth is a young, smartly-dressed woman missing an earring.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Kingdom Flounder
Floyd | Interests?" he asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x f'nyrx"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/560
Floyd |
Floyd | > X F'NYRX
Floyd |
Floyd | F'nyrx is a man with greying hair, pacing anxiously.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One!" announces Elspeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" announces Percival.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four florins!" declares Hortensia.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" announces Professor Demonspoon.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Do I hear any more bids?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x professor"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/561
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PROFESSOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Professor Demonspoon is an elderly man in a rumpled three-piece suit,
Floyd | which he looks to have never changed.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the
Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rombert"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/562
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ROMBERT
Floyd |
Floyd | Rombert is a short, corpulent man.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Next up is Royal Ibis Bureau," he says. "Any bids?"
Floyd |
Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sunshine"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/563
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SUNSHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Sunshine Gristlesplat is a stout man with a bowler hat and cane.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One florin!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four florins!" declares Rombert.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" announces Percival.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixteen!" declares Professor Demonspoon.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?"
Floyd |
Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask cows about auction"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/564
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK COWS ABOUT AUCTION
Floyd |
Floyd | I perch near the livestock pens. "Hey, animals, are---"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Aww, it's terrible here. Let's run around! I hate being cooped up."
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the
Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small group of cows crowds together, their eyes darting around.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf10"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/564
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x scrap"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/565
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SCRAP
Floyd |
Floyd | It reads, "Give me the munny. I hav a bomm." Sheesh. I can
Floyd | spell better than that.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Our next company is Associated Chicken Limited," he announces. "We'll
Floyd | start the bidding at one florin. Do I hear one florin?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "What happens if we try to rob the bank? :D"
Zach says (to Floyd), "give scrap to auctioneer"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/566
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE SCRAP TO AUCTIONEER
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, this is hard-earned stuff. I'm not just giving it away here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One florin!" bids F'nyrx.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four florins!" bids Elspeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" announces Hortensia.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixteen!" declares Professor Demonspoon.
Floyd |
Floyd | "How about thirty-two florins? Do I hear thirty-two?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/567
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals.
Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry
Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or
Floyd | southwest to Big Street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that
Floyd | humans do.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top
Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the
Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask pigs about auction"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/568
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK PIGS ABOUT AUCTION
Floyd |
Floyd | I perch near the livestock pens. "Hey there, I---"
Floyd |
Floyd | "No time to talk! Can't stop moooooooving! The farmer might come
Floyd | back!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now, who wants to own these fine shares of Aggregate Sea Krait
Floyd | System?" he asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "It just might be crazy enough to work"
Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                8/569
Floyd |
Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Kwph!" I flap my wings and wave the florin in my beak.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Okay, one florin bid to the raven," says the auctioneer.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four!" announces Percival.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" announces Hortensia.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixteen!" bids Professor Demonspoon.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  8/570
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "bid on stock with florin"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  8/570
Floyd |
Floyd | > BID ON STOCK WITH FLORIN
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       8/571
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from the guard tower to the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bite cord"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       8/572
Floyd |
Floyd | > BITE CORD
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay. Fear the beak. Snap! All right, it's broken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Alarm broken!"
Zach says, "Tricky"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e.e"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 8/574
Floyd |
Floyd | > E.E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Window
Floyd | This part of the bank is cut off from the public by a gilded cage.
Floyd | There's a big, grey, solid-looking door back there, presumably a
Floyd | vault. The room is big and echoey, thirty or forty feet high and
Floyd | brightly lit from a huge gold chandelier overhead. The main lobby is
Floyd | back to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a black cord running from a hole in the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a bored-looking teller behind the bars.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show scrap to teller"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 12/575
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW SCRAP TO TELLER
Floyd |
Floyd | All right. Deep breath, W.D. You can do this. I'm doing my serious
Floyd | face, boss. I look deadly. I have a bomm and I'm not afraid to use it.
Floyd | In fact, I'd love to use it. I'd rather blow this bank up than get my
Floyd | money! Just give me an excuse! One million florins or hot fiery death!
Floyd | One million florins AND hot fiery death! Forget the money; I'm taking
Floyd | you all with meeeeeeeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | ...Darn it. I wish we had a real bomb. All the things you made that
Floyd | exploded by accident, and you never made a bomb on purpose?
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, right. I should actually give her the note. Okay, she's reading
Floyd | it. "Just one minute, sir," she says. (Ooh, I'm a sir.) She's reaching
Floyd | under the counter--- ooh, she's going to try to pull the alarm! She
Floyd | looks surprised. She looks down at her hand. I bet you were expecting
Floyd | some tension in that cord, huh? She looks at me nervously. Oh yeah, I
Floyd | am two seconds away from kaboom, ma'am. Better get me my money.
Floyd |
Floyd | She gets up and fumbles with the vault door. She pulls out several
Floyd | different keys. I keep glaring so she'll hurry up. She opens the door,
Floyd | reaches in, and grabs a sack. Then she comes back to me and unlocks
Floyd | something to open the bars. She tosses the sack at me and closes the
Floyd | bars.
Floyd |
Floyd | She suddenly claps her hands over her mouth. "Oh my god! You got
Floyd | Two-Handed Bart arrested just so you could rob the bank yourself!
Floyd | ...Pleasedon'tkillme."
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh yeah. I am W.D., and I am the King of Moneyville.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 4 points.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take sack"
Floyd ]  Bank Window                                                 12/576
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE SACK
Floyd |
Floyd | (the sack of bearer bonds)
Floyd | I already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, ">cheese it"
genericgeekgirl asks, "What?"
Zach says, "Run away"
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w.w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       12/578
Floyd |
Floyd | > W.W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fix cord"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       12/579
Floyd |
Floyd | > FIX CORD
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, boss, but ravens aren't known for their manual dexterity.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s. e."
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  12/581
Floyd |
Floyd | > S. E.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show credit to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  12/581
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW CREDIT TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  12/582
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a sack of bearer bonds
Floyd |   a reward chit
Floyd |   a leather pouch (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a cedar box (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a piece of yellow paper
Floyd |   a piece of green paper
Floyd |   a piece of violet paper
Floyd |   a piece of red paper
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a wanted poster
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a mediocre wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show reward chit to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  13/583
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW REWARD CHIT TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | "You captured Two-handed Bart?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Single-winged."
Floyd |
Floyd | "How?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "He showed up in the bank, so I pulled the alarm."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, that's something. I suppose I'll cash this in before I mention
Floyd | knowing that Two-Handed Bart is always in Caberry this time of year."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Uh, yeah, you do that."
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the counter and carefully makes
Floyd | a note in it. "All right, that's certainly worth another ingredient."
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show sack to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/584
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW SACK TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's eyes bug out slightly. "How...?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Lemonade stand."
Floyd |
Floyd | "...I'm just going to not think about it." Mel takes out a ledger from
Floyd | underneath the counter and carefully makes a note in it. "All right,
Floyd | that's certainly worth another ingredient."
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel closes his account book. "Well, W.D., I think you might have
Floyd | enough to make one of the simpler Midas potions I'm familiar with.
Floyd | I'll open the door to the alchemy laboratory." Mel makes a smooth but
Floyd | arcane gesture. In a seemingly empty space on the shop floor, a
Floyd | trapdoor abruptly pops into existence.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, so that was what a Perfectly Foolproof Illusion is
Floyd | supposed to look like."
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel says nothing as he crosses over to the trapdoor and opens it for
Floyd | me. "There. You'll be able to use the equiment in the laboratory to
Floyd | brew a potion."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Wow, Mel, thank you so much. I'll definitely bring the boss here to
Floyd | buy you lunch, or something."
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel nods. "I know you are in a hurry, W.D,. but you may want to look
Floyd | around a little more. I'm not entirely certain you have the right
Floyd | ingredients to make something useful."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh. Well, I'll check the lab out."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good luck."
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "maybe it was 7 points that we were short"
Zach says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Secret Laboratory                                           14/585
Floyd |
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Secret Laboratory
Floyd | This is Mel's spooooky secret laboratory. I say "spooky" because it's
Floyd | lit bit a series of multicolored, floating orbs. Apart from the
Floyd | glowing elf balls, though, it's a relatively normal stone cellar. I
Floyd | can go up if you want to return to the shop proper.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a big pot on the floor and a sign on the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balls"
Floyd ]  Secret Laboratory                                           14/586
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | Glowing balls in red and green and purple. They drift lazily around
Floyd | the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pot"
Floyd ]  Secret Laboratory                                           14/587
Floyd |
Floyd | > X POT
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm sure it's technically an "alchemical cauldron apparatus," but I
Floyd | will be referring to it as a "pot." The pot is filled with some kind
Floyd | of thick liquid, and there's a sigil embossed on its side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sign"
Floyd ]  Secret Laboratory                                           14/588
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SIGN
Floyd |
Floyd | Save your notes! You do not like remaking potions from scratch.
Floyd | --Mel
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sigil"
Floyd ]  Secret Laboratory                                           14/589
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SIGIL
Floyd |
Floyd | It's some sort of intricate design. It means nothing to me, and it's
Floyd | way too complicated for me to describe to you. It looks impressively
Floyd | mystical and eldritch, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x liquid"
Floyd ]  Secret Laboratory                                           14/590
Floyd |
Floyd | > X LIQUID
Floyd |
Floyd | (the bottle of blue dye)
Floyd | This is a bottle of blue dye. It contains, in my estimation, enough to
Floyd | dye two ravens. That is not a suggestion.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x thick liquid"
Floyd ]  Secret Laboratory                                           14/591
Floyd |
Floyd | > X THICK LIQUID
Floyd |
Floyd | This is some kind of gooey liquid. It resembles syrup, but it's not
Floyd | brown, and I don't detect any obvious odor from it. I'm assuming it's
Floyd | some sort of potion base, but that's really your department.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I guess we need to get the ingredients we want from Mel"
Zach asks, "Do we know what kind of potion we want?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Probably we should wait until we know how many ingredients we can afford."
genericgeekgirl says, "Like, if we can manage 7."
genericgeekgirl says, "Since presumably that brings our score up."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf11"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Secret Laboratory                                           14/591
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "I think we did 6 last time, thus the short score"
Zach says (to Floyd), "read page"
Floyd ]  Secret Laboratory                                           14/591
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ PAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the vellum page or the torn page?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "read torn page"
Floyd ]  Secret Laboratory                                           14/592
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ TORN PAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions:
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to lead
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to silver
Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to gold
Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard
Floyd | ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after
Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there)
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined
Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold
Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone,
Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute anything to gold
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory
Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Golden hedgehog..."
jenrexrode says, "heh"
Zach says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/593
Floyd |
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading
Floyd | down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about credit"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/594
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT CREDIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel checks his ledger. "You've given me enough money and valuables for
Floyd | four spell ingredients."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/595
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a leather pouch (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a cedar box (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a piece of yellow paper
Floyd |   a piece of green paper
Floyd |   a piece of violet paper
Floyd |   a piece of red paper
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a wanted poster
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a foolish wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh, I missed you getting the farming tools"
genericgeekgirl says, "Which we haven't found a use for yet, hm."
jenrexrode asks, "how did you make him get them?"
genericgeekgirl says, "I guess we have the beggar, the device, and something about the market."
genericgeekgirl says, "I just took them, and he did!"
jenrexrode asks, "i thought he said they were heavy?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Nope. | Taken."
jenrexrode says, "huh"
genericgeekgirl says, "Although that reminds me that we also have this scrap of blanket."
genericgeekgirl says, "Because the blanket was too heavy."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/596
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a leather pouch (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a cedar box (which is open but empty)
Floyd |   a piece of yellow paper
Floyd |   a piece of green paper
Floyd |   a piece of violet paper
Floyd |   a piece of red paper
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a wanted poster
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of an annoying wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put yellow and green and violet and red in box"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/596
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT YELLOW AND GREEN AND VIOLET AND RED IN BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the piece of red paper or the red balloon?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put red paper in box"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/597
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT RED PAPER IN BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | The piece of red paper is now inside the cedar box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put yellow and green and violet in box"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/598
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT YELLOW AND GREEN AND VIOLET IN BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | piece of yellow paper: There is no more room in the cedar box.
Floyd | piece of green paper: There is no more room in the cedar box.
Floyd | piece of violet paper: There is no more room in the cedar box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Bah."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put yellow and green and violet in pouch"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/599
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT YELLOW AND GREEN AND VIOLET IN POUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | piece of yellow paper: Done.
Floyd | piece of green paper: Done.
Floyd | piece of violet paper: Done.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take red paper.put red paper in pouch"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/601
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE RED PAPER.PUT RED PAPER IN POUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd | There is no more room in the leather pouch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Obsessively cleaning up."
genericgeekgirl says, "And everything is too small!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all from pouch"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/602
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE ALL FROM POUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | piece of violet paper: Removed.
Floyd | piece of green paper: Removed.
Floyd | piece of yellow paper: Removed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop red paper.drop violet and green and yellow"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/604
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP RED PAPER.DROP VIOLET AND GREEN AND YELLOW
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd | piece of violet paper: Dropped.
Floyd | piece of green paper: Dropped.
Floyd | piece of yellow paper: Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop wanted"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/605
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP WANTED
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Wait, we took the torn page and the entire spell book?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Oops."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop cedar"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/606
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP CEDAR
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop pouch"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/607
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP POUCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/608
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a foolish wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rod"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/609
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, you made this! It's your Fishing-Rod-With-Self-Baiting-Hook!
Floyd | Somebody is using something you made! Or, well, maybe they were at
Floyd | some point; they've apparently abandoned it. It still counts as a
Floyd | sale, though. There's no line or hook on the fishing rod; it looks a
Floyd | lot like a tree branch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "use rod"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/609
Floyd |
Floyd | > USE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "flick rod"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/609
Floyd |
Floyd | > FLICK ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/610
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! A cricket materializes in the air in front of me and
Floyd | drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ah!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cricket"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/611
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CRICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | I despise the way these guys chirp. It's always satisfying
Floyd | when you catch one and then it's crunch crunch crunch crunch
Floyd | and one fewer chirpy annoyance. Crickets have a milder taste than
Floyd | grasshoppers.
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat cricket"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/612
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT CRICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the cricket)
Floyd | Crunch. Ah, always satisfying to do that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/613
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Poof! A glittering coin materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/614
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | (the faery coin)
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Possibly falling asleep."
Zach says, "Sorry, I accidentally showered and shaved."
genericgeekgirl says, "Gasp."
Zach says, "I want to know about the magic crickets but I'm tired as well."
Zach says, "Maybe they're a hedgehog treat."
genericgeekgirl says, "Hedgehogs are insectivores, so likely."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "save"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfspecfic1"
*** SESSION TWO ***
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "specfic1"
Floyd | %% Critical error.
Floyd | %% Message: stream_open_file: unable to open file.
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               0/0
Floyd | [Restore failed.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfspecfic1"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/614
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/615
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading
Floyd | down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is
Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green
Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of
Floyd | assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask mel about credit"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/616
Floyd |
Floyd | > ASK MEL ABOUT CREDIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel checks his ledger. "You've given me enough money and valuables for
Floyd | four spell ingredients."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/617
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a mediocre wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "We had that idea about using the cricket rod with the hedgehog."
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/618
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/619
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                14/620
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/621
Floyd |
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/622
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look balloon"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/622
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/623
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a nightcrawler and a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/624
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy
Floyd | the last bait first. Conservation of energy, or something.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Did we lose the balloon?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/625
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | I haven't got the nightcrawler.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, I can't spell"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x balloon"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/626
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a shiny red balloon on a string, filled with that special air
Floyd | that makes things float. It's really shiny. We should keep it and look
Floyd | at it for a while.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf12"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/626
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Testing.. :D"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/627
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Because this is a *great* idea."
Zach says, "yay"
genericgeekgirl says, "(I gave my husband a tshirt with a hedgehog and a balloon for New Year's!)"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/628
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/629
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/630
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, hush. Play with your damn balloon."
genericgeekgirl says, "I am going to make a great mother."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take nightcrawler"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/631
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE NIGHTCRAWLER
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/632
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh---
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hooooog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And singiiiiiiiing!
Floyd |
Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/633
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take nightcrawler"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/634
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE NIGHTCRAWLER
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/635
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh---
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hooooog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And singiiiiiiiing!
Floyd |
Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I'm sure you'll raise a wonderful hedgehog."
genericgeekgirl says, "Yay"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take balloon"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/636
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/637
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me
Floyd | and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat earthworm"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/638
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT EARTHWORM
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the earthworm)
Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/639
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me
Floyd | and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take earthworm"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/640
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE EARTHWORM
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/641
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Ooh."
genericgeekgirl says, "We can lead."
Zach says, "Ah ha"
Zach asks, "What should we do with our new power?"
mwmiller says, "Well, as long as the hedgehog's not frigging singing..."
Binder arrives, full of fun and funk.
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/642
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "hedgehog, take coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/642
Floyd |
Floyd | > HEDGEHOG, TAKE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the faery coin, the florin, or the strange coin?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give hedgehog to beggar"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/643
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE HEDGEHOG TO BEGGAR
Floyd |
Floyd | I haven't got the hedgehog.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "hedgehog, take strange coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/644
Floyd |
Floyd | > HEDGEHOG, TAKE STRANGE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey, hedgehog, I---"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hi! Got any food? Got any food? Iiiiiiiiii'm pointy!"
Floyd |
Floyd | I think I'm done here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/645
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | He's like a ball of needles. And not in a good way, like your
Floyd | Spherical Sewing Engine. Come to think of it, that wasn't so hot
Floyd | either.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/646
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/647
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/648
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   an earthworm
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a mediocre wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "What happened to our hedgedhog?"
genericgeekgirl says, "Hmpf. Bad hedgehog."
Zach says (to Floyd), "tie balloon to beggar"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/649
Floyd |
Floyd | > TIE BALLOON TO BEGGAR
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, boss, but ravens aren't known for their manual dexterity.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Hehe"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x wool"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/650
Floyd |
Floyd | > X WOOL
Floyd |
Floyd | The corner from a wool blanket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "rub wool on balloon"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/650
Floyd |
Floyd | > RUB WOOL ON BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to rub the torn bit of
Floyd | wool.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "rub balloon with balloon"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/650
Floyd |
Floyd | > RUB BALLOON WITH BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to rub the red balloon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm. I was thinking we could make some static electricity."
Zach says (to Floyd), "tell beggar about birthday"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/651
Floyd |
Floyd | > TELL BEGGAR ABOUT BIRTHDAY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hello, birdie. You like shiny things, don't you? I like shiny things,
Floyd | too. Would you like to give me something shiny?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "What? No! I---" Yeah, yeah, you don't speak Raven.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x tools"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/652
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TOOLS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're some tools that you humans probably use to farm, uh, farm
Floyd | stuff. Some of them have pointy bits, if that helps.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf13"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/652
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pop balloon with tool"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/652
Floyd |
Floyd | > POP BALLOON WITH TOOL
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to pop the red balloon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pop balloon"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/653
Floyd |
Floyd | > POP BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it
Floyd | lasted.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/652
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x shops"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/653
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SHOPS
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wagon repair shop and a shoe store. I don't see anything
Floyd | useful to us.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x shoe store"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/653
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SHOE STORE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/654
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/655
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                14/656
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/657
Floyd |
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/658
Floyd |
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                14/659
Floyd |
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/660
Floyd |
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "eat worm"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/661
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT WORM
Floyd |
Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/662
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/663
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE WORM
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                14/664
Floyd |
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/665
Floyd |
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm. I guess he doesn't want to follow us that way."
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/667
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/668
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/669
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "How did we get him to follow us before?"
Zach says, "I was thinking about trying to take him to the stock market."
genericgeekgirl says, "I was holding a nightcrawler and he just came with."
mwmiller says (to Floyd), "hedgehog, follow me"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/670
Floyd |
Floyd | > HEDGEHOG, FOLLOW ME
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey, hedgehog, I---"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hi! Got any food? Got any food? Iiiiiiiiii'm pointy!"
Floyd |
Floyd | I think I'm done here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller weeps. =(
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/671
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a nightcrawler
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a desperate wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to nightcrawler"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/671
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO NIGHTCRAWLER
Floyd |
Floyd | I can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/672
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/673
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/674
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/675
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/676
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/677
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I guess he only goes that far."
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/676
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/677
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take balloon"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/678
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give worm to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/679
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE WORM TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh---
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hooooog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And singiiiiiiiing!
Floyd |
Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show wool to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/680
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW WOOL TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not getting any response. Pssh. I wish I had one of your Extremely
Floyd | Loud Icebreaker Crackers. Those always got a response, even if it was
Floyd | usually a violent one.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pull wool over hedgehog's eyes"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/680
Floyd |
Floyd | > PULL WOOL OVER HEDGEHOG'S EYES
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to pull the torn bit of
Floyd | wool.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/681
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/682
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/683
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE WORM
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/684
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/685
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/686
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/687
Floyd |
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals.
Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry
Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or
Floyd | southwest to Big Street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that
Floyd | humans do.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top
Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the
Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/686
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give worm to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/687
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE WORM TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh---
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hooooog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And singiiiiiiiing!
Floyd |
Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/688
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/689
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE WORM
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/690
Floyd |
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals.
Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry
Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or
Floyd | southwest to Big Street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that
Floyd | humans do.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top
Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the
Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | A depressed horse mutters something about glue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sell hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/691
Floyd |
Floyd | > SELL HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the hedgehog)
Floyd | He's like a ball of needles. And not in a good way, like your
Floyd | Spherical Sewing Engine. Come to think of it, that wasn't so hot
Floyd | either.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Next up is Resolute Aardvark Leverage," he says. "Any bids?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "big hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/691
Floyd |
Floyd | > BIG HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Sorry, I got distracted. Anything new happen?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "bid hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/691
Floyd |
Floyd | > BID HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to bid the hedgehog on?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "bid hedgehog on stock"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/692
Floyd |
Floyd | > BID HEDGEHOG ON STOCK
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sorry, raven. We only accept money here," says the auctioneer.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One florin!" shouts F'nyrx.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four!" announces Percival.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" declares Hortensia.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixteen!" bids Professor Demonspoon.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "No, I'm just trying to find a use for the hedgehog."
Zach says (to Floyd), "big 32 florins"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/692
Floyd |
Floyd | > BIG 32 FLORINS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "bid 32 florins"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/692
Floyd |
Floyd | > BID 32 FLORINS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x animals"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/693
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ANIMALS
Floyd |
Floyd | There are more kinds of animals here than I can count. There must be,
Floyd | like, ten different kinds. They're currently alive, which is not the
Floyd | most delicious state for an animal, but I can dream.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the
Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/694
Floyd |
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give worm to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/695
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE WORM TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh---
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hooooog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And singiiiiiiiing!
Floyd |
Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/696
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! A cricket materializes in the air in front of me and
Floyd | drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/696
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE WORM
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take cricket"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/697
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE CRICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/698
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/699
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading
Floyd | down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is
Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green
Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of
Floyd | assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have four
Floyd | ingredients' worth of credit."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/698
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give cricket to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/699
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE CRICKET TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh---
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hooooog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And singiiiiiiiing!
Floyd |
Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/700
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading
Floyd | down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is
Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green
Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of
Floyd | assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have four
Floyd | ingredients' worth of credit."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/699
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/700
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! A nightcrawler materializes in the air in front of
Floyd | me and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take worm"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/701
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE WORM
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show worm to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/702
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW WORM TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/703
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading
Floyd | down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar box (which is
Floyd | open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece of green
Floyd | paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a pile of
Floyd | assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Greetings, W.D.," says Mel. "As a reminder, you still have four
Floyd | ingredients' worth of credit."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm, maybe he won't follow us into the shop."
Zach says (to Floyd), "score"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  14/703
Floyd |
Floyd | > SCORE
Floyd |
Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 703 turns, earning
Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at
Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/704
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/705
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/706
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               14/707
Floyd |
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Not a Dungeon
Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the
Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being
Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various---
Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's
Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your
Floyd | height up. Can we leave?
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress
Floyd | here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take tapestry"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               14/708
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE TAPESTRY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x tapestry"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               14/709
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TAPESTRY
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a garish sight. I guess the artist might have been trying to do
Floyd | something in the Colorist style. (Purple and green dyes became cheap
Floyd | around the turn of the century, and there was a rainbow explosion in
Floyd | the art world for about a decade.) I don't know, though--- these
Floyd | colors don't really go together. Colorism usually involves more
Floyd | realistic pairings, and I don't think humans are supposed to be that
Floyd | shade of orange. I think the blobby thing is meant to be a unicorn,
Floyd | but that's speculation.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tapestry was made by the late queen. I've heard stories about her
Floyd | prolific and unusual talent. I'm sure the old guy couldn't bear to
Floyd | throw it out, and nobody else could bear to look at it. There's a
Floyd | wobbly inscription woven into the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               14/710
Floyd |
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/711
Floyd |
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter tree"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   14/712
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER TREE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In a Tree
Floyd | From here, I can see all sorts of things. Sandie's got her Hot Meats
Floyd | stall set up in the middle of Big Street. The castle (and your body)
Floyd | are off to the south. The bank sparkles faintly in the distance. There
Floyd | are streamers and balloons out in front of the magic shop. Farmland
Floyd | stretches off to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "exit tree"
Floyd ]  In a Tree                                                   14/712
Floyd |
Floyd | > EXIT TREE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/713
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "dig hole"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/713
Floyd |
Floyd | > DIG HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/714
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You should have thought of that before you had me burn the barn down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     14/715
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cottage
Floyd | These little country houses are hit or miss. Sometimes they have good
Floyd | food to steal; sometimes their owners want to cook and eat you. This
Floyd | particular one is a one-room cottage with a thatched roof. The
Floyd | chimney's the nicest thing here. Unfortunately for us, there's nothing
Floyd | cooking on the fireplace. No fire either, so waiting around here isn't
Floyd | going to get us any food. Nobody's here, though the door to the north
Floyd | is ajar. The cottage continues to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ramshackle table stands against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     14/716
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a round, wooden table. Six or seven people could fit around it.
Floyd | It's solid looking, but rough; it's functional rather than pretty. It
Floyd | has food stains that are several years old, giving it a pleasant aroma
Floyd | of meals past. Unfortunately, there's no actual food on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "push table"
Floyd ]  Cottage                                                     14/717
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/718
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/719
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                14/720
Floyd |
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       14/721
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes
Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and
Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us
Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the
Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck.
Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I have no clue"
genericgeekgirl says, "I was hoping he'd interact more with the balloon, and we could figure out how to use that."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       14/722
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes
Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and
Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us
Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the
Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck.
Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       14/723
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a nightcrawler
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a mediocre wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       14/724
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                14/725
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/726
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fix cord"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/727
Floyd |
Floyd | > FIX CORD
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorry, boss, but ravens aren't known for their manual dexterity.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/728
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/729
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/730
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/731
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/732
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smack hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/732
Floyd |
Floyd | > SMACK HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/732
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/733
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/734
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/735
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer
Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/736
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/737
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/738
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/739
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/740
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/741
Floyd |
Floyd | > X HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | Hedgehogs are, sadly, inedible, so there's not much to say about them.
Floyd | This one is frolicking, which is very undignified. In fact, I
Floyd | think it's singing.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/742
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a nightcrawler
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of an annoying wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloon"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/742
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/732
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/733
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/734
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/735
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x balloon"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/735
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Weird."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/732
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny does like justice, but that's taking it a bit far.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/733
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a nightcrawler
Floyd |   a red balloon
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a mediocre wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/734
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop fish"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/735
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/736
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/735
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop nightcrawler"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/736
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP NIGHTCRAWLER
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/737
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give balloon to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/738
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE BALLOON TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts playing delightedly with the balloon. Whee.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog's playing with the stupid balloon. "I love you,
Floyd | balloooooon! Have a hug!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, seriously? Is he really going to---
Floyd |
Floyd | KABOOM
Floyd |
Floyd | Gah, those things are loud when they pop. The hedgehog looks dazed.
Floyd | "Oh no! Where did my balloon friend go?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Hehehehehe."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf14"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/732
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/733
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Gerynar arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/734
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/735
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/736
Floyd |
Floyd | > POP BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it
Floyd | lasted.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/735
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/736
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/737
Floyd |
Floyd | > POP BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it
Floyd | lasted.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/736
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/737
Floyd |
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals.
Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry
Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or
Floyd | southwest to Big Street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that
Floyd | humans do.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top
Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One!" announces F'nyrx.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four florins!" bids Rupertina.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" announces Hortensia.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixteen florins!" announces Professor Demonspoon.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who wants to bid thirty-two florins?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/738
Floyd |
Floyd | > POP BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it
Floyd | lasted.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ha ha. That was a great noise. Oh, hey, I think it scared one of the
Floyd | cows. She's trying to break the fence. Whoa whoa, she did
Floyd | break the fence and now all of the cows are mooing really loudly and
Floyd | kind of running and now the pigs are--- woohoo! It's a stampede! Oh,
Floyd | hey, maybe I shouldn't be just standi---- ack!
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 738 turns, earning
Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at
Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move,
Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "There we go."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/737
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "Hedgehogs pop balloons, and popped balloons freak out animals. But why?"
genericgeekgirl says, "I mean, to what end :D Not 'why'."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/738
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals.
Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry
Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or
Floyd | southwest to Big Street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that
Floyd | humans do.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top
Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...sold!" Professor Demonspoon steps up to the block, pays the
Floyd | auctioneer, takes the stock, and sits down again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Two pigs huddle together, shivering nervously.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop balloon"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/739
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Our next company is Contemporary Donkey Unlimited," he announces.
Floyd | "We'll start the bidding at one florin."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/740
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals.
Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry
Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or
Floyd | southwest to Big Street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that
Floyd | humans do.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a coffer (which is open), and an auction
Floyd | block (on top of which is a stock certificate) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One!" announces F'nyrx.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two florins!" announces Sunshine Gristlesplat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four!" shouts Elspeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" announces Percival.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixteen!" announces Hortensia.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Thirty-two!" announces Professor Demonspoon.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who wants to bid sixty-four florins?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  14/741
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  14/742
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/743
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/744
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/745
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/746
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/747
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | I've stopped in front of a cottage to the south, which is the only
Floyd | interesting thing for miles. Fields of corn barely taller than I am
Floyd | surround me and make for a really dull view. Civilization is back to
Floyd | the northwest, and the castle is east of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ruins of a red barn lie to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf15"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/747
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/748
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy
Floyd | the last bait first. Conservation of energy, or something.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show nightcrawler to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/749
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/750
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/749
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give nightcrawler to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/750
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE NIGHTCRAWLER TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh---
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hooooog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And singiiiiiiiing!
Floyd |
Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/751
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! A cricket materializes in the air in front of me and
Floyd | drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/752
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh---
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hooooog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And singiiiiiiiing!
Floyd |
Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/751
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Farmland
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take cricket"
Floyd ]  Farmland                                                    14/752
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE CRICKET
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/753
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/754
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/755
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/754
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give cricket to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/755
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE CRICKET TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh---
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hooooog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And singiiiiiiiing!
Floyd |
Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave wand"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/756
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy
Floyd | the last coin first. Conservation of energy, or something.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And siiiiiiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/757
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a mediocre wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/758
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me
Floyd | and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take earthworm"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/759
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE EARTHWORM
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/760
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/761
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give earthworm to hedgehog.wave rod"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/762
Floyd |
Floyd | > GIVE EARTHWORM TO HEDGEHOG.WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Food! Food for meeeeee! Oh---
Floyd |
Floyd |     Happy happy hedgehog
Floyd |     Is a happy happy hooooog!
Floyd |     It's a good day for eating
Floyd |     And singiiiiiiiing!
Floyd |
Floyd | Good job. Now he's singing louder.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/763
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Pfwarmp! An earthworm materializes in the air in front of me
Floyd | and drops to the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take earthworm"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/764
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE EARTHWORM
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Doop de dooooooo,
Floyd |     It's a round life for meeeeee!
Floyd |     We're roly and poly
Floyd |     And hedgyhogoly,
Floyd |     A life in the hedge is for meeeeee!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/765
Floyd |
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/766
Floyd |
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals.
Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry
Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or
Floyd | southwest to Big Street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that
Floyd | humans do.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a coffer (which is open), and an auction
Floyd | block here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Next up is Reliable Gopher Group," he says. "Any bids?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog enters from the southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/767
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer
Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One!" shouts F'nyrx.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" declares Sunshine Gristlesplat.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four!" announces Elspeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight!" bids Percival.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Sixteen!" shouts Hortensia.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Thirty-two!" declares Professor Demonspoon.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who wants to bid sixty-four florins?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The hedgehog starts to sing:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Singing is the best,
Floyd |     The best, the best!
Floyd |     What's the best?
Floyd |     That's riiiiiiiiight, it's siiiiiiiinging!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh oh! Hey! Hey! Can I have that? It looks delicious! I love food.
Floyd | Don't you love food? Oh hog oh hog I love food."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  14/768
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat earthworm"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  14/769
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT EARTHWORM
Floyd |
Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty.
Floyd | To the the north, I hear a cow cry out, "Augh, it's the Farmer! The
Floyd | Farmer is coming! It's the Farmer! Oh no oh no oh no oh no run run run
Floyd | run run runrunrunrunrun!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/770
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | This the floor of the stock market, though the pen is sadly empty now.
Floyd | From here, I can go south to the bank or southwest to Big Street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that
Floyd | humans do.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block (on top
Floyd | of which is a stock certificate) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "One!" declares F'nyrx.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Two!" declares Elspeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Four florins!" bids Hortensia.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eight florins!" bids Professor Demonspoon.
Floyd |
Floyd | "How about sixteen florins? Do I hear sixteen?"
Floyd |
Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and
Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a
Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 770 turns, earning
Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at
Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move,
Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  14/769
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/770
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | Augh! It's a cow quake! Cows and dogs and pigs and chickens and at
Floyd | least one wildebeest charge in from the north, screaming and bleating.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Help! We're running!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Whee! We're running!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm going to get stepped on!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Panic! Panic panic panic!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Freedom! Panic! Freedom!"
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a breathtaking, mouth-watering sight, boss, but it might be a
Floyd | bit dangerous to hang around a horde of stampeding animals.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/771
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie whips out a ladle and starts beating back some dogs that look
Floyd | more hungry than scared.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/772
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/773
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer
Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and
Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a
Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 773 turns, earning
Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at
Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move,
Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/772
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coin"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/772
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE COIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the strange coin, the faery coin, or the florin?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take strange"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/773
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE
Floyd |
Floyd | Yeah, try to hear me through the stampede. Yoink!
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and
Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a
Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 773 turns, earning
Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at
Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move,
Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/772
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Bleh."
genericgeekgirl says, "I figured the stampeded was loud, so the beggar wouldn't notice us? But we just get trampled, too."
Zach asks, "What exactly causes the stampede?"
genericgeekgirl says, "The balloon getting popped."
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/772
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to take the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/773
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               14/774
Floyd |
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Not a Dungeon
Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the
Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being
Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various---
Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's
Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your
Floyd | height up. Can we leave?
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress
Floyd | here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/775
Floyd |
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/776
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take strange"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/777
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Don't think I can't hear you, birdie?"
Floyd |
Floyd | ...Sheesh. The story of my life is getting slapped by humans.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe in the moment before the stampede charges in (a few turns back)"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/776
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/775
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               14/774
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Not a Dungeon
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 14/773
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/772
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/772
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/772
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/773
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is great, boss! There are cows and pigs and ducks and sheep and
Floyd | more cows, and all of them are rushing towards me. Wow, it's a
Floyd | stampede! Oh, hey, maybe I shouldn't be just stand---- ack!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | We have so far scored 14 out of a possible 40 in 773 turns, earning
Floyd | you the rank of Going to Get Your Head Cut Off Eventually, But at
Floyd | Least You'll Make a Delicious Corpse.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO your last move,
Floyd | give the FULL score for that game, or QUIT?
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/772
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/771
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/770
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I wasted a turn earlier maybe"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  14/769
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  14/768
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                14/767
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       14/768
Floyd |
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd | To the the northeast, I hear a cow cry out, "Augh, it's the Farmer!
Floyd | The Farmer is coming! It's the Farmer! Oh no oh no oh no oh no run run
Floyd | run run run runrunrunrunrun!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          14/769
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a deafening combination of mooing and bleating from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       14/770
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a deafening combination of mooing and bleating from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Aieeee! My ears!" cries the beggar, although I can barely hear him
Floyd | over the chaos.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take strange"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       19/771
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE STRANGE
Floyd |
Floyd | Yeah, try to hear me through the stampede. Yoink!
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Augh! It's a cow quake! Cows and dogs and pigs and chickens and at
Floyd | least one wildebeest charge in from the north, screaming and bleating.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Help! We're running!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Whee! We're running!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm going to get stepped on!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Panic! Panic panic panic!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Freedom! Panic! Freedom!"
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a breathtaking, mouth-watering sight, boss, but it might be a
Floyd | bit dangerous to hang around a horde of stampeding animals.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 5 points.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 19/772
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The stampede charges in from the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               19/773
Floyd |
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Not a Dungeon
Floyd | It's kind of boring here. I hear the king hasn't put anybody in the
Floyd | dungeon in over a year. Must make you feel special. It's drafty, being
Floyd | up in the tower, and the stones in the wall have chips and various---
Floyd | do you really care? They're old. The door looks pretty sturdy. There's
Floyd | some light coming into the room from a window about, uh, twice your
Floyd | height up. Can we leave?
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a tapestry, a bed, a mirror, and an annoying git in a dress
Floyd | here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x strange"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               19/774
Floyd |
Floyd | > X STRANGE
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks like it's made of gold and silver swirled together. One face
Floyd | shows some distinguished-looking older woman, and the other shows a
Floyd | lighthouse.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat strange"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               19/775
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT STRANGE
Floyd |
Floyd | Ha ha, funny. I know you think I eat everything, but there are limits.
Floyd |
Floyd | I am kind of hungry, though. Let me know if you see any real food.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wave rod"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               19/776
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing happens. I think Mel said something about having to destroy
Floyd | the last bait first. Conservation of energy, or something.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "hooray"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               19/777
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a strange coin
Floyd |   an earthworm
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a foolish wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat earthworm"
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               19/778
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT EARTHWORM
Floyd |
Floyd | Chomp. Very tasty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf16"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Not a Dungeon                                               19/778
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Show the strange coin to Mel?"
Zach says, "Or buy lots of hot meat"
genericgeekgirl says, "It's not that kind of game."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ]  Castle Gate                                                 19/779
Floyd |
Floyd | > DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Castle Gate
Floyd | The gate's closed, which is a pity since we could probably steal a lot
Floyd | of nice stuff if we could get into the throne room or the king's
Floyd | bedroom. But the castle's sealed up while the treasurer tries to
Floyd | figure out where the king's wandered off to, and I'm not going to
Floyd | attempt to peck my way through the giant wooden doors. There's a
Floyd | window above me leading to the room your body is in. There's farmland
Floyd | to the west, and Big Street is north.
Floyd |
Floyd | My hanging-out tree is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       19/780
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, South End
Floyd | Big Street is the main street in the city. It's big enough for four
Floyd | wagons to pass side by side (hence the name), and it's actually
Floyd | cobbles instead of dirt like all the other roads. There are various
Floyd | shops selling clothes and other things we don't care about. This
Floyd | stretch of the road is pretty boring, but the financial district is
Floyd | farther north, and the castle is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see a beggar here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "mock beggar"
Floyd ]  Big Street, South End                                       19/780
Floyd |
Floyd | > MOCK BEGGAR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          19/781
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  19/782
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading
Floyd | down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar
Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece
Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a
Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show strange to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/783
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW STRANGE TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel examines the coin. "Where did you get a twenty septiva coin?
Floyd | Septivar was conquered and destroyed three hundred years ago."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, I went and looked through my shiny object collection, and I
Floyd | didn't recognize this, so I figured it was probably valuable. Er, is
Floyd | it?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh yes, definitely. Here." Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the
Floyd | counter and carefully makes a note in it. "All right, that's certainly
Floyd | worth another ingredient."
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl asks, "I think we need two more?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x page"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/783
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the vellum page or the torn page?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x torn"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/783
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TORN
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the torn bit of wool or the torn page?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x torn page"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/784
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TORN PAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a torn page from a book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read torn page"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/785
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ TORN PAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a list of Midas potions:
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to lead
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, and phoenix kidney
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to silver
Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, and daffodil blood
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute gold to gold
Floyd | Components: phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and refined starmetal
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to pancakes
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, phoenix kidney, daffodil blood, and wizard
Floyd | ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object to gold (there's a smudge after
Floyd | 'gold', and I can't read what's written there)
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, ivory runestone, refined
Floyd | starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute any inanimate object or animal to gold
Floyd | Components: sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory runestone,
Floyd | daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | Transmute anything to gold
Floyd | Components: unicorn fur, sapphire whiskey, phoenix kidney, ivory
Floyd | runestone, daffodil blood, refined starmetal, and wizard ash
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read vellum"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/786
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ VELLUM
Floyd |
Floyd | In familiar handwriting, the text of the page reads:
Floyd |
Floyd | Dear Guards,
Floyd |
Floyd | Please return the machine you confiscated from the king's wizard, who
Floyd | is very powerful and very good at magic except for that one time with
Floyd | the pancakes, which was a reasonable accident that could happen to
Floyd | anyone. Also, I am stupid and I smell bad and my mother is a platypus.
Floyd |
Floyd | The signature on this letter is somewhat unusual.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x signature"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/787
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SIGNATURE
Floyd |
Floyd | A poorly-executed forgery of the treasurer's signature. I suspect his
Floyd | name is not actually "The Treasurer." I also suspect he knows how to
Floyd | spell "treasurer." I wish your Spelling Wasp had caught on, boss. That
Floyd | one should have made us millionaires. Anaphylactic shock is a small
Floyd | price to pay for proper spelling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "erase signature"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/787
Floyd |
Floyd | > ERASE SIGNATURE
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting me to erase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/788
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of an annoying wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x clear fluid"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/789
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CLEAR FLUID
Floyd |
Floyd | The bottle is filled with a colourless fluid. It's labelled, "Problem
Floyd | Solvent: Misspelled a word? Problem Solve-it with Problem Solvent!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "solve signature"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/789
Floyd |
Floyd | > SOLVE SIGNATURE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour clear fluid on signature"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/790
Floyd |
Floyd | > POUR CLEAR FLUID ON SIGNATURE
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, let me sprinkle a few drops on it. Wow, the signature completely
Floyd | disappeared, and without the paper catching fire or turning into a
Floyd | swarm of angry bees or worse.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vellum"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/791
Floyd |
Floyd | > X VELLUM
Floyd |
Floyd | An inexpert forgery on vellum, crumpled up a bit. It's unsigned.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I guess we want that device."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf17"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/791
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  20/792
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          20/793
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       20/794
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       20/795
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Stock Market                                                20/796
Floyd |
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stock Market
Floyd | This is the floor of the stock market, and it's full of animals.
Floyd | There's hooting and honking and barking and mooing. I'm getting hungry
Floyd | just looking at their pen. From here, I can go south to the bank or
Floyd | southwest to Big Street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some merchants crowd around an auctioneer, doing whatever it is that
Floyd | humans do.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a coffer (which is open) and an auction block here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The auctioneer fishes around in the coffer, pulls out a stock, and
Floyd | puts it on the auction block.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Next up is Majestic Lynx Acquisitions," he says. "Any bids?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Really? All the animals are gone."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Bank Lobby                                                  20/797
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bank Lobby
Floyd | Let me tell you, these walls gleam. They're made of Marmoreal
Floyd | marble, known for the gold lines running through it. The floors and
Floyd | ceilings are made of the same material. The lobby of the bank is
Floyd | fairly open. There are exits to the north and west leading outside,
Floyd | and the bank continues to the east. There's also a table with forms
Floyd | and stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       20/798
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       20/799
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                20/800
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       20/799
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       20/800
Floyd |
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tower"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       20/801
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TOWER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's an oppressive stone building. I always feel like I'm going to fly
Floyd | into it even when I'm nowhere near it. It's only two stories high. I'm
Floyd | confident that in later years, art critics will point to this building
Floyd | as the quintessential Thuggist structure.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter tower"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       20/802
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER TOWER
Floyd |
Floyd | The entrance is farther to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                20/803
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/804
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside.
Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard
Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on
Floyd | the watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral
Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a
Floyd | cord going out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg) and a young guardsman
Floyd | here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf18"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/804
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vellum to guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/805
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW VELLUM TO GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard reluctantly stirs. The guard reluctantly stirs. "This form
Floyd | isn't signed. It's not valid." Glaring at me, he tears up the form and
Floyd | goes back to sleep.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/804
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/805
Floyd |
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    20/806
Floyd |
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Barracks
Floyd | This must be where the guards sleep. There are a bunch of cots here. A
Floyd | tired guardsman is sitting before a pile of paperwork, with an inkpad
Floyd | and wastebasket next to him. There's a staircase leading down to the
Floyd | main part of the guardhouse.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see some cots (on top of which is a coarse blanket) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vellum on stack"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    20/807
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT VELLUM ON STACK
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, I've put the vellum page on the pile of paperwork.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    20/808
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | All right. Boss, I hate to rush you, but at some point the treasurer
Floyd | is going to figure out where the king wandered off to.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman picks up the vellum page and looks at it
Floyd | blearily. "Heh, platypus." The guard dutifully stamps the page and
Floyd | sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vellum"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    20/809
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VELLUM
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vellum"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    20/810
Floyd |
Floyd | > X VELLUM
Floyd |
Floyd | A slightly better forgery on vellum, crumpled up a bit. It's stamped
Floyd | with the treasurer's signature.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl :D
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/811
Floyd |
Floyd | > DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside.
Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard
Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on
Floyd | the watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral
Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a
Floyd | cord going out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a vase (which contains an egg) and a young guardsman
Floyd | here.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show vellum to guard"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/812
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW VELLUM TO GUARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The guard reluctantly stirs. He scans the form. "Oh, you belong to the
Floyd | crazy wizard. That explains so much. Well, I suppose this looks
Floyd | legit." He fishes out his key, opens the cabinet, and drags out a
Floyd | metal device from it. After carefully relocking the cabinet while
Floyd | watching me suspiciously, he goes back to sleep.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/813
Floyd |
Floyd | > X DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | I have no idea what this is, boss. It's a metal box with red, blue,
Floyd | and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot beneath them. There's
Floyd | a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top. The machine looks
Floyd | great--- the metal is wonderfully shiny--- but there aren't any
Floyd | convenient labels or instructions. I don't think this is something you
Floyd | designed. Hey, maybe that means it'll work!
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, sorry, boss. That came out wrong.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kick advice"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/813
Floyd |
Floyd | > KICK ADVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kick device"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/813
Floyd |
Floyd | > KICK DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open device"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/814
Floyd |
Floyd | > OPEN DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something I can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    20/815
Floyd |
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Barracks
Floyd | This must be where the guards sleep. There are a bunch of cots here. A
Floyd | tired guardsman is sitting before a pile of paperwork, with an inkpad
Floyd | and wastebasket next to him. There's a staircase leading down to the
Floyd | main part of the guardhouse.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can see some cots (on top of which is a coarse blanket) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on stack"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    20/816
Floyd |
Floyd | > STAND ON STACK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something I can stand on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter stack"
Floyd ]  Barracks                                                    20/817
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER STACK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something I can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sleepy guardsman takes the top page off the stack, gives it a
Floyd | cursory glance, stamps it, and sets it aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Boo."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/818
Zach says (to Floyd), "push green button"
Floyd |
Floyd | > DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | The inside of the watchtower is even more oppressive than the outside.
Floyd | It's still a dark stone building, but now there's the smell of guard
Floyd | everywhere. I think bathing is illegal if you want to keep your job on
Floyd | the watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition to the stench, there's an evidence cabinet and a spiral
Floyd | staircase leading upwards. The street and fresh air are to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a wastebasket in the corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large (as in, about my size) bronze bell is on the wall, tied to a
Floyd | cord going out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a metal device, a vase (which contains an egg) and a
Floyd | young guardsman here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/819
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH GREEN BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine beeps sadly, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bop!
Floyd | Unused fraction cannot commence money protocols. Removing before to
Floyd | continue is a necessary." Whoa! It talks!
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/820
Floyd |
Floyd | > X DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | I have no idea what this is, boss. It's a metal box with red, blue,
Floyd | and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot beneath them. There's
Floyd | a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top. The machine looks
Floyd | great--- the metal is wonderfully shiny--- but there aren't any
Floyd | convenient labels or instructions. I don't think this is something you
Floyd | designed.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tray"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/821
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a metal tray mounted on top of the strange device.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x buttons"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/821
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BUTTONS
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf19"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Zach says (to Floyd), "push red button"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/821
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/822
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH RED BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bleep blorp!
Floyd | Fraction disposal commencing." Ack! It talks! The top of the machine
Floyd | pops open, and it spits out a dog-eared pamphlet. The top then snaps
Floyd | back into place.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Pressing all the butto--timing."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pamphlet"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/823
Floyd |
Floyd | > X PAMPHLET
Floyd |
Floyd | "Thank you muchly for buyinged Super Wonderful Very Legal Money
Floyd | Device! For happy money time, please three of etherial fraction to
Floyd | take inside Device:
Floyd | - A wool (of clothing or not)
Floyd | - A blue of dye (inside bottle is happy-good also)
Floyd | - A egg (after breaked, is it acceptable? Very no!)
Floyd | The blue of button is for to transport fraction from platform to
Floyd | inside the Device. The red of button is for to unmake transportation
Floyd | by eversion. The green of button is for to Device initiation money
Floyd | protocols. Let's money together in every day!
Floyd |
Floyd | Neither this company nor its subsidiaries assume any liability for
Floyd | misuse of this Device for anything other than its recommended novelty
Floyd | purposes."
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, that's right, this is that counterfeiting machine you sent away
Floyd | for a while ago. I'm surprised you had so many problems with it; it
Floyd | sounds reliable enough.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "We have those things!"
Zach says, "Huzzah!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/824
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   a torn bit of wool
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a bottle of blue dye
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a mediocre wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put wool on tray"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/825
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT WOOL ON TRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | The torn bit of wool is now inside the metal tray.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press blue"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/826
Floyd |
Floyd | > PRESS BLUE
Floyd |
Floyd | (the bottle of blue dye)
Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press blue button"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/827
Floyd |
Floyd | > PRESS BLUE BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several
Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It
Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box. Wow, boss. This thing
Floyd | is amazing. Are you getting all this? You need to make something like
Floyd | this.
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bip! Wool
Floyd | reception!" The talking creeps me out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put blue dye on tray"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/828
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT BLUE DYE ON TRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | The bottle of blue dye is now inside the metal tray.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/829
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several
Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It
Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box.
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bip bip! Dye
Floyd | reception!"
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Gerynar says "bloop" and shrinks down into a little dot, then winks out...just like those old-fashioned B&w televisions.
Gerynar has disconnected.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put egg on tray"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/830
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT EGG ON TRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't do that without holding it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf20"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/830
Floyd | [Ok.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "I think he eats the egg as soon as we break the vase."
genericgeekgirl says, "Because he's a jerk with no self control."
mwmiller says, "put vase on tray, push blue button. Maybe it'll break the vase and vanish it in the process."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase on tray"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/831
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT VASE ON TRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't do that without holding it.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take vase"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/832
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put vase on tray"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/833
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT VASE ON TRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | The vase is now inside the metal tray.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "press blue button"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/834
Floyd |
Floyd | > PRESS BLUE BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several
Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It
Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box.
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine beeps. "Bip! Bad reception causes very sadness." The top
Floyd | of the machine unfolds as it spits out the vase, then reassembles
Floyd | itself in a complicated way that gives me a headache just thinking
Floyd | about it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/833
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Hmm. Maybe if we eat the fish before breaking the vase we'll be full?"
mwmiller says, "Foo."
Zach says, "Though we're probably too greedy."
genericgeekgirl asks, "Can we tie our beak shut?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat fish"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/834
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | Done! Not bad.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/835
Floyd |
Floyd | > BREAK VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass
Floyd | disappear.
Floyd |
Floyd | Wait, did I say there was an egg? Sorry, that was just a trick of the
Floyd | light. There was no mouth-wateringly delicious egg with the exact
Floyd | amount of staleness for perfect burp flavoring.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/834
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Nope."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/833
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Watchtower
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take device"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/834
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken. Urgh, this thing weights a ton.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/835
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device out"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/836
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | I'll have to put it down first.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/837
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Huff puff puff. My load is too heavy to fly, or even hop,
Floyd | boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | If I can just get my beak a bit further in to the vase...Caw! No, the
Floyd | egg is too far down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop device"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/838
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROP DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device"
Floyd ]  Watchtower                                                  20/839
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay. Ngrrghnhgh! ...Nothing obvious happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device s"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                20/840
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/841
Floyd |
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes
Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and
Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us
Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the
Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck.
Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/842
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of a foolish wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/842
Floyd |
Floyd | > X DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Whoops"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/842
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/841
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                20/840
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device w"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/841
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes
Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and
Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us
Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the
Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck.
Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/842
Floyd |
Floyd | > X DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | This is apparently some sort of counterfeiting machine. It's a metal
Floyd | box with red, blue, and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot
Floyd | beneath them. There's a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says, "Hey, I think our opinion of the wizard's mind is improving! Or maybe it's just random."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tray"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/843
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a metal tray mounted on top of the strange device.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inside the metal tray is a vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Hee"
genericgeekgirl says, "I hadn't noticed."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/844
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | I already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat fish"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/845
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | Done! Not bad.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/846
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! Can't...resist....must eat egg! Shoot! I still can't get my beak
Floyd | in there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/847
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the
Floyd | circle. Let's get out of here before the cage appears again.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/848
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling
Floyd | beneath the circle. Let's get out of here before I have to break out
Floyd | of that cage again.
Floyd |
Floyd | The egg is calling to me...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says, "In this session it's gone from 'the mind of an annoying wizard' to 'mediocre' to 'foolish'."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/849
Floyd |
Floyd | > BREAK VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass
Floyd | disappear.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are
Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- oh, no. Not this again. No no no no
Floyd | no! They're surrounding me and, once again, forming some sort of
Floyd | magical cage around me. Get me out of here!
Floyd |
Floyd | You know what would make being stuck in this weird magic cage worth
Floyd | it, boss? That egg. Help me get out of here so I can get my talons on
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/850
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't get to that while I'm stuck in this cage. Thanks again for
Floyd | getting me locked in here, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll
Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with rod"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/851
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH ROD
Floyd |
Floyd | That is all the way on the other side of the wharf, but I'm stuck in
Floyd | this freaky cage. Let me out!
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll
Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with wand"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/852
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | As I am stuck in this freaky cage, I can't reach that.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll
Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with tool"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/853
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH TOOL
Floyd |
Floyd | As I am stuck in this freaky cage, I can't reach that.
Floyd |
Floyd | Arrrgh! The delicious egg is right there, but I'm stuck in
Floyd | this freaky magical cage. This is unbearably frustrating, boss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/854
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In my bag of holding, I have:
Floyd |   a fish
Floyd |   a vellum page
Floyd |   a faery coin
Floyd |   a florin
Floyd |   some farming tools
Floyd |   a fishing rod
Floyd |   a bottle of clear fluid
Floyd |   a torn page
Floyd |   a spell book
Floyd |   a magic wand
Floyd |   the mind of an annoying wizard
Floyd |
Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform
Floyd | themselves into a glass vase. Ohhhh, it must be made out of Mel's
Floyd | self-repairing glass. It's cheaper than his unbreakable glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll
Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with tools"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/855
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH TOOLS
Floyd |
Floyd | That is all the way on the other side of the wharf, but I'm stuck in
Floyd | this freaky cage. Let me out!
Floyd |
Floyd | You know what would make being stuck in this weird magic cage worth
Floyd | it, boss? That egg. Help me get out of here so I can get my talons on
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Grrr."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/854
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/853
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/852
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/851
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/850
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/849
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/848
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/847
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/846
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/845
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/844
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/843
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/842
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/841
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                20/840
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device w"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/841
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Wharf
Floyd | This is where all the big ships coming in from Pancake Bay (pancakes
Floyd | are round) dock and unload goods. We primarily export fish and
Floyd | financial instruments. The rest of the Gordanian kingdoms send us
Floyd | textiles, livestock, and money. I can see several boats out on the
Floyd | bay, but there aren't any docked now. Mindo Street is back to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a scarecrow on a stool here, wearing a sign around its neck.
Floyd | Next to it is a barrel with a suspicious chalk circle around it.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a chalk circle (which contains a barrel) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push device into circle"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/842
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH DEVICE INTO CIRCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The metal device is now inside the chalk circle.
Floyd | I'll have to enter the circle first.
Floyd |
Floyd | Ack! I want that tasty egg! Arrgggh, it's right there, mocking me with
Floyd | its tantalizing deliciousness! You will soon be mine, egg!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter circle"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/843
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER CIRCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I can feel a faint eldritch humming in the air as I step into the
Floyd | circle. Let's get out of here before the cage appears again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/844
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | I already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat fish"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/845
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | Done! Not bad.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hey, egg. Get out of that vase and get into my break. Arrgh, I can't
Floyd | reach. Come on, egg, just crawl up here so I can eat you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/846
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE FISH
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | Now I can hear the humming and not just feel it. Something is rumbling
Floyd | beneath the circle. Let's get out of here before I have to break out
Floyd | of that cage again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time for a delicious eggy snack! ...Oh crud. I still can't get to the
Floyd | egg at the bottom of the vase.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "break vase"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/847
Floyd |
Floyd | > BREAK VASE
Floyd |
Floyd | Ploink! The vase cracks apart, and the shards of glass
Floyd | disappear.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sproing! Some sort of weird magical glowing beams are
Floyd | shooting up from the circle and--- oh, no. Not this again. No no no no
Floyd | no! They're surrounding me and, once again, forming some sort of
Floyd | magical cage around me. Get me out of here!
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh no, the delectable egg is just out of reach! Don't worry, egg, I'll
Floyd | get out of here soon and will savor your eggy deliciousness.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/848
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | Urgghgh! Close, but I can't quite reach the blue button from inside
Floyd | the cage.
Floyd |
Floyd | You know what would make being stuck in this weird magic cage worth
Floyd | it, boss? That egg. Help me get out of here so I can get my talons on
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push blue button with wand"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/849
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH BLUE BUTTON WITH WAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, the magic wand will just barely fit through the bars,
Floyd | and....nrgh...almost...success!
Floyd |
Floyd | The top of the machine opens up as the tray splits apart into several
Floyd | pieces and dumps its contents into the interior of the machine. It
Floyd | then folds itself up again into a seamless box.
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine beeps, and a tinny voice issues from it. "Bip bop bop! Egg
Floyd | reception!" The talking still creeps me out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Whee."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hit bars"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/850
Floyd |
Floyd | > HIT BARS
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, I can do violence! Kapow! I snapped one of the bars.
Floyd | I'm almost through!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/851
Floyd |
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, okay. Right. Violence solves so many problems. Thud!
Floyd | The cage has enough and disappears in a puff of green smoke.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/851
Floyd |
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x device"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/852
Floyd |
Floyd | > X DEVICE
Floyd |
Floyd | This is apparently some sort of counterfeiting machine. It's a metal
Floyd | box with red, blue, and green buttons on its side and a narrow slot
Floyd | beneath them. There's a tray, also made of metal, mounted on the top.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kniolp! Shards of glass pop into existence and reform
Floyd | themselves into a glass vase. Ohhhh, it must be made out of Mel's
Floyd | self-repairing glass. It's cheaper than his unbreakable glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mwmiller says, "EGG RECEPTION!!!!! =D =D =D"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push green button"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/853
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH GREEN BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine emits a complicated series of beeps, and a tinny voice
Floyd | issues from it. "Beep bleep bip bip boop bleep bip! Here is your
Floyd | money! Please remember always that Device is for happy money time with
Floyd | friends only. Using it as real money? Very never! Let's all remember
Floyd | together." The machine ejects a banknote from the narrow slot and
Floyd | beeps happily a few more times before becoming quiet again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x banknote"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       20/854
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BANKNOTE
Floyd |
Floyd | This is a note for one million florins! That's only fifty thousand
Floyd | marks, but it's still nothing to sneeze at. The paint's still a little
Floyd | tacky, so I'm being careful when touching it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "Happy Money Time."
mwmiller exclaims, "Let's money together in every day!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take banknote"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       26/855
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE BANKNOTE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 6 points.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       26/856
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | I'll have to get out of the chalk circle first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Wharf                                                       26/857
Floyd |
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay, I've gotten out of the chalk circle.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Mindo Street                                                26/858
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mindo Street
Floyd | This is Mindo Street. I think Mindo was the chancellor a long time ago
Floyd | or something. There's a statue of some ugly human here. The guard
Floyd | tower is north of here, a big, oppressive stone thing. I always feel
Floyd | like I'm about to fly into it even when I'm nowhere near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's fields or farms or something southwest of here, which is less
Floyd | likely to contain snacks but also less likely to smell like people.
Floyd | Big Street's back east, and the wharf is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Big Street, North End                                       26/859
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, North End
Floyd | This is the heart of Moneyville, the financial district. There's a
Floyd | bank, the stock market, money changers--- you want to spend and get
Floyd | money, you come here. This is a terrible part of town for getting
Floyd | food, but it's a great place for shiny, shiny gold. Everything here
Floyd | sparkles. Yeah...coins everywhere....Oh, sorry. I spaced out for a
Floyd | minute there.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can go west deeper into the city if you want me to get harrassed by
Floyd | guards. The bank's east of here and the stock market's northeast, and
Floyd | Big Street continues to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | The two halves of a broken black cord hang down from the guard tower
Floyd | and the bank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Big Street, Center                                          26/860
Floyd |
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Big Street, Center
Floyd | Big Street is as big here as it is further to the south, although
Floyd | people have set up stalls in the middle, so it's more crowded. Mel's
Floyd | is to the east. We might be able to find something useful there. The
Floyd | financial district is farther north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sandie's Hot Meats stall is here. Sandie's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  26/861
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Magic Shop
Floyd | Mel's Magnificent Mystical Minutiae is the real deal. You can get all
Floyd | sorts of magical things here. Some of it is cheap junk that doesn't
Floyd | work, and that's what most people get; but if you want serious magic
Floyd | (and you've got serious money), Mel's is the place. We're here to ask
Floyd | Mel for a Midas potion specifically, which might save your
Floyd | bacon.
Floyd |
Floyd | The exit to the street is to the west, and there's another, smaller
Floyd | area of the shop to the southeast. Now there's also a trapdoor leading
Floyd | down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of Mel's famous Exploding Cockroaches are on display here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel's at the counter.
Floyd |
Floyd | I can also see a red balloon, a leather pouch (which is open), a cedar
Floyd | box (which is open), a wanted poster, a piece of yellow paper, a piece
Floyd | of green paper, a piece of violet paper, a piece of red paper, and a
Floyd | pile of assorted trinkets here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show banknote to mel"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  27/862
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOW BANKNOTE TO MEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel looks at the note. Then he touches it lightly. I'm trying to look
Floyd | innocent, boss. I don't think he's buying it. Wait, wait. He shrugs.
Floyd |
Floyd | "What the hell. It's funny, if nothing else."
Floyd |
Floyd | Victory is ours!
Floyd |
Floyd | Mel takes out a ledger from underneath the counter and carefully makes
Floyd | a note in it. "All right, that's certainly worth another ingredient."
Floyd |
Floyd | [Our score has just gone up by 1 point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl says, "A new balloon!"
genericgeekgirl says, "They regenerate :)"
jenrexrode arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pop balloon"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  27/863
Floyd |
Floyd | > POP BALLOON
Floyd |
Floyd | Pop! Gah! That balloon is loud. Well, that was fun while it
Floyd | lasted.
Floyd | Checking a sigh, Mel incants "Kadara!", and a red balloon pops into
Floyd | existence. Man, that's handy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
genericgeekgirl glee!
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Magic Shop                                                  27/864
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | I can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >