ClubFloyd Transcript:
Son Of Stagefright by Mike McCauley
As played on ifMUD on May 5, 12-14, 16-18, 2013

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of Son Of Stagefright written by Mike McCauley. Son of Stagefright was released by Mike McCauley in 1989. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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#ClubFloyd Discussion



After much discussion of what to play today...
Jacqueline says, "Or we could do this crazy thing that maga is doing, inspired by IFDB Spelunking, where he hit the random button at IFDB to see what would come up."
Jacqueline says, "This last option is often rather frightening."
Jacqueline asks, "So... thoughts?"
DavidW asks, "That is crazy. Is maga on medication?"
jenrexrode says, "I might nap"
maga says (to DW), "well, it's been done before: [LINK]"
Jacqueline says (to DW), "He's been known to dabble in therapy."
Jacqueline asks, "So, if Jen is napping and Zach is working... is it just Jacq and David, or is someone else interested?"
DavidW says, "I did like how one of my reviews ended up in IFDB Spelunking. That was a pleasant bit of egoboo."
inky asks, "did the ifdb spelunking guy recode all the games in shorter versions? or does he just talk through playing them?"
Jacqueline says, "Nice"
maga says (to inky), "a lot of them are recoded"
maga says, "in some you reach a certain point and he goes 'okay, done here'"
DavidW says, "and items from some games can be taken into the others for funz."
DavidW says, "(but not much of that, just a taste)"
Jacqueline says, "So, here's a 'highly rated' random that we haven't played: an AGT game called Son of Stagefright."
DavidW asks, "I haven't played Son of Stagefright and know nothing about it. But does Floyd support AGT games?"
Jacqueline says, "According to the CF Suggested Games intro blurb I typed years ago, it does."
Jacqueline asks, "Want me to set it up?"
DavidW says, "As long as it was highly rated by more than one person."
Jacqueline says, "...and AGT is on the Floyd upload list."
Jacqueline says, "Hm, let me see."
Jacqueline says, "Nope, one rating."
DavidW says, "(I bet we have to LOOK CAR instead of X CAR and there's no diagonals or UNDO.)"
Jacqueline says, "Good catch... maybe we should reconsider."
Jacqueline says, "Enh, heck, we can always quit if it's terrible."
Jacqueline says, "One sec, let me upload it."
DavidW says, "I'm eating Ah Caramels to get my blood sugar up."
says, "Gosh, there are a million files in this zip. Wonder which one I upload to Floyd."
Jacqueline asks (of inky), "Any ideas? Is it the D$$ file?"
Jacqueline says, "I'm guessing that's it. Let's see if I'm right."
Jacqueline says, "But I guess no sleepmask..."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sonofstagefright"
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
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Floyd | Can't find or open game '../a/sonofstagefright/sonofstagefright': Not
Floyd | a directory
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" Jacqueline says, "And that answers that question."
Jacqueline says, "It seems like this game has a gazillion files. Not sure how to deal with that on Floyd. I'll ask vimes or inky later and have them delete my failed upload."
inky asks, "uh, sorry, I don't actually know -- do we have any games there?"
Jacqueline asks, "You mean in the AGT directory?"
Jacqueline says, "I only have upload access, I can't see the directories."
says, "Perhaps the loading of an AGT game onto Floyd requires handling that the standard form doesn't handle."
Jacqueline says (to inky), "Only you, vimes, and Jota (maybe others, but not me) can see them."
inky says, "yeah, it looks like we drop the whole set in"
Jacqueline asks, "So I should upload all the files?"
inky says, "no, I should probably just do it"
Jacqueline says, "And just select AGT for all of them so that they hit the same directory."
inky asks, "it's this sonofastagefright game?"
Jacqueline says, "Okay. Yeah."
Jacqueline says, "Thanks."
vimes says, "dang, agt"
Jacqueline says (to vimes), "I NO"
Jacqueline asks, "RIGHT?"
DavidW says, "From the Softworks AGT comp of 1989."
vimes says (to jacq), "itym "I NO RITE?""
Jacqueline says, "You're right. That's indeed what I meant."
DavidW | You see Macbeth here. You see a dagger before you here. (OR DO YOU???...)
vimes says, "ha ha the current things in the "a" directory: "bloody cosmos soggy thief""
inky arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
inky says (to Floyd), "load sonofstagefright"
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
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Floyd | Can't find or open game '../a/sonofstagefright/sonofstagefright': No
Floyd | such file or directory
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" DavidW | >LOOK DAGGER | It is not yor dagger! It is yor friend, Will! He looks hungry.
Jacqueline says, "inky, I had uploaded sos.D$$, so that may be an issue."
Jacqueline says, "You may need to remove it."
inky says (to Floyd), "load sonofstagefright"
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
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Floyd | Loading game...
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Floyd |                    /=======================================\
Floyd |                    | /-----------------------------------\ |
Floyd |                    | |               S O S               | |
Floyd |                    | |                                   | |
Floyd |                    | |         Son Of Stagefright        | |
Floyd |                    | |             The SEQUEL            | |
Floyd |                    | |   A pleasant day at the theatre   | |
Floyd |                    | |     in three paranatural acts     | |
Floyd |                    | |      c 1989 by Mike McCauley      | |
Floyd |                    | \-----------------------------------/ |
Floyd |                    \=======================================/
Floyd |                                        .
Floyd |
Floyd | Created with Malmberg and Welch's Adventure Game Toolkit
Floyd |
Floyd | This game is being executed by:
Floyd |
Floyd |     AGiliTy, The (Mostly) Universal AGT Interpreter, Version 1.1.1
Floyd |     Copyright (C) 1996-1999,2001 by Robert Masenten
Floyd |     Glk version
Floyd |
Floyd | Choose <I>nstructions, <A>GiliTy Information, or <other> to start the
Floyd | game
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Wowza."
DavidW says, "ooooh"
Jacqueline says, "Thank you, inky. I feel like I'm at the movies now."
DavidW says, "instructions, please!"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "I"
Floyd | I
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Floyd | INSTRUCTIONS:
Floyd | Welcome to S O S, Son Of Stagefright - The Sequel.  If you missed
Floyd | Stagefright, I'm not surprised.  It was written in SmartBasic to run
Floyd | on the Coleco Adam computer (5 extra points if you remember the Adam -
Floyd | 10 if you owned one).  This version was completely recoded in AGT -
Floyd | which I highly recommend - and the plot redeveloped and rewritten make
Floyd | it more enjoyable.
Floyd |
Floyd | The object of the game is to find your way out of an old abandoned
Floyd | theater. Along the way you'll run into creaky catwalks, raging rivers,
Floyd | mini mazes, rogues, royalty, rats and a zoo keeper. You will endure
Floyd | puns, perils, pratfalls, word play, bad jokes, and a mild innuendo or
Floyd | two.  The screen will show a running account of your predicament, and
Floyd | you will enter your wishes on the keyboard.  For instance, if you are
Floyd | told that there is a wild man-eating kumquat behind the door, you
Floyd | might enter:  CLOSE THE DOOR.
Floyd |
Floyd | Phrase commands in a verb-noun-preposition-object order, such as THROW
Floyd | (verb) THE LITTLE BOOK (noun) AT (preposition) THE FLAMING DUCK
Floyd | (object).  DON'T use periods, question marks, etc. at the end of the
Floyd | sentence.  Commands can be combined and pronouns used for repeated
Floyd | references to the same thing:  LIGHT THE LAMP THEN GIVE IT TO THE
Floyd | BARTENDER.  If something doesn't seem to work, try re-phrasing it.
Floyd | (AND, THEN, "," and ";" can link commands)
Floyd |
Floyd | Pressing "?" brings up information on key assignments.  Use the
Floyd | BACKSPACE key to edit your commands.  (The LEFT ARROW key is shorthand
Floyd | for "WEST")
Floyd |
Floyd | Here are a few special commands:
Floyd |
Floyd | AGAIN, G    - REPEAT LAST COMMAND
Floyd | BRIEF       - GIVE SHORT ROOM DESCRIPTIONS
Floyd | COMMANDS    - SHOW THIS LIST AGAIN
Floyd | HELP, H     - HINTS (IF AVAILABLE)
Floyd | INVENTORY, I- SHOW INVENTORY
Floyd | LIST EXITS  - SHOW THE "ROOM'S" EXITS
Floyd | LOOK, L     - DESCRIBE "ROOM"
Floyd | QUIT, Q     - END THE GAME
Floyd | RESTORE     - RESTORE SAVED GAME
Floyd | SAVE        - SAVE GAME
Floyd | SCORE       - SHOW SCORE
Floyd | SCRIPT      - SEND MESSAGES TO PRINTER
Floyd | SHOUT       - TOGGLES SOUND ON/OFF
Floyd | UNSCRIPT    - STOP SENDING TO PRINTER
Floyd | VERBOSE     - GIVE FULL DESCRIPTIONS
Floyd | ?           - LIST OF KEY ASSIGNMENTS
Floyd |
Floyd | Explore and have fun with the game.  PUSH, PULL, TURN, PLAY, EXAMINE
Floyd | and READ any and everything.  There is no telling where I might have
Floyd | hidden some perverse little goodie.  Watch your score.  A jump upward
Floyd | means you're doing well.  A sudden drop probably means you just did
Floyd | something that will prevent you from completing the game.  SAVE the
Floyd | game frequently and you will be able to "backtrack" and try different
Floyd | strategies.
Floyd |
Floyd | If you do want to check on some point, a $5.00, one time registration
Floyd | fee will give me all the incentive I need to send a map and correspond
Floyd | on any and all aspects of the game.
Floyd |
Floyd | MIKE MCCAULEY
Floyd | 1442 SORREL ST.
Floyd | SIMI VALLEY, CA 93065
Floyd |
Floyd | Relax and enjoy.  By my count, there are only 28 ways to die.
Floyd | (Nothing serious though, I assure you.  Only little things like falls,
Floyd | explosions, drowning, transmutations, liquification, broken heart,
Floyd | embarrassment, old age, fire, mincing and the ever popular collapsing
Floyd | room.) BREAK A LEG!
Floyd |
Floyd | Choose <I>nstructions, <A>GiliTy Information, or <other> to start the
Floyd | game
Floyd |
DavidW goes home.
DavidW has disconnected.
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
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Floyd |                      S.O.S. Son of Stagefright, the SEQUEL
Floyd |                               c 1989 Mike McCauley Distributed as
Floyd | ShareWare  -  Not Public Domain
Floyd |
Floyd | This is your big day.  You've studied method acting, improv, mime,
Floyd | dance, movement, CPR and all the rest and now you're itching to take
Floyd | your place down center like all the famous actors and actresses before
Floyd | you.  You've heard about an audition down at the old theater at the
Floyd | lower end of the far reaches of the wrong side of...
Floyd |
Floyd | -Well, anyway, you thought that it had been closed after a series of
Floyd | very mysterious accidents and disappearances following their 13 week
Floyd | run of the `Scottish Tragedy'.  (If you don't know that one, just ask
Floyd | any actor.)
Floyd |
Floyd | When you arrive, the line of hopefuls wraps around the block. By the
Floyd | time you get signed in, the only seat left is up in the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd |    Hour after hour the readings drone on and on and on and   on
Floyd | and
Floyd | on                                                  *
Floyd |            and       *
Floyd | *
Floyd | *                     z-z-z-Z-Z-Z-Z-z-z-z-Z-Z-Z-Z-z-z-z
Floyd |                *                                             *
Floyd |
Floyd | You wake with a start.  What time is it?  Did you miss the call for
Floyd | your reading?   You hear what sounds like muffled laughter somewhere.
Floyd | Looking around for its source, it occurs to you that something is
Floyd | disturbingly wrong.
Floyd |
Floyd | Finally it sinks in.  There isn't a living soul in sight.  Dust and
Floyd | cobwebs are everywhere.  There is only one thought racing through your
Floyd | little brain...
Floyd |                              "I WANT OUT!"
Floyd |           --- HIT ANY KEY ---
Floyd |
DavidW arrives, ready to play with the toys. DavidW says, "eep, I clicked the close button instead of maximize."
DavidW says, "geez, I even guessed what play."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
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Floyd | [ THE MOMENT OF DECISION                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 0 ]
Floyd | Oh, by the way, the game has been set up for you to play it as an
Floyd | ACTOR. Would you rather be an ACTRESS?  (Please enter YES or NO.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Wow. So, I'm both impressed and scared. I say we try to play it."
Jacqueline says, "And it's giving us the status line even without sleepmask. Neat."
vimes arrives, full of fun and funk. Jacqueline says, "Should we play as an actor or an actress."
DavidW says, "Yes, we should."
Jacqueline asks, "Play it, you mean?"
DavidW says, "heh, yes, that too."
DavidW says, "I vote for actor. Hopefully we can find some tights in our size."
Jacqueline says, "There are more boys here than girls, so we can go with the societally-induced default."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "no"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 1 ]
Floyd | Feeling the need to gather your wits (such as they are) about you, you
Floyd | sit back down for a moment to collect your thoughts.  After mulling
Floyd | over your situation and coming up with a blank, you get back up.  The
Floyd | seat bottom again retracts.
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |    You see an old, weathered piece of paper beneath the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline clears the save counter.
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take gum"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 2 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the gum up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take paper"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 3 ]
Floyd | You pick up the old paper.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "I don't think X works..."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x paper"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 4 ]
Floyd | The paper has writing on it, which is quite faded.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Oh, hey, it does."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "read paper"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 5 ]
Floyd | This game was created using the Adventure Game Toolkit.
Floyd |
Floyd | A BRIEF OVERVIEW OF THE ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT
Floyd |
Floyd | The ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT (AGT) is designed to allow a game
Floyd | designer/writer to create and play his/her own high-quality text
Floyd | adventure games.  Once created, these adventure games can be shared
Floyd | with and enjoyed by others -- even if they do not have a copy of the
Floyd | Adventure Game Toolkit themselves.  Using AGT the game developer can
Floyd | create two distinct levels of adventure games:
Floyd |
Floyd | STANDARD LEVEL games that require no programming experience
Floyd | (honestly!!), only a fertile imagination.  These Standard Level games
Floyd | only require that the game designer/writer generates the game using a
Floyd | word processor or text editor to describe the various locations,
Floyd | objects and results of actions that collectively make up the game.
Floyd |
Floyd | PROFESSIONAL LEVEL games that also make use of AGT's special adventure
Floyd | game metalanguage to create games as complex and rich as the game
Floyd | designer's imagination and prose style will allow.  These games should
Floyd | be technically comparable with the published text adventure games from
Floyd | firms like Infocom.
Floyd |
Floyd | FEATURES OF THE ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT
Floyd |
Floyd | AGT has a number of features that make it a very comprehensive
Floyd | adventure game creation product.  Some of these key features are:
Floyd |
Floyd |    *     "Look and feel" of Infocom adventure games with similar
Floyd | screen layout
Floyd |          and standard vocabulary and routines.
Floyd |
Floyd |    *     Large standard vocabulary with potential to define many more
Floyd | words
Floyd |          unique to a specific adventure.  Typical games can have a
Floyd | vocabulary
Floyd |          of 500 words or more.
Floyd |
Floyd |    *     Sophisticated parser that can understand (1) complex input
Floyd | commands
Floyd |          including pronouns (IT, HIM, HER, THEM, MY and ITS), and (2)
Floyd | compound
Floyd |          commands separated by AND or THEN or punctuation symbols, and
Floyd | (3)
Floyd |          commands addressed to characters within the game.  Here are a
Floyd | few
Floyd |          examples of commands AGT can handle with ease:
Floyd |
Floyd |               GET THE FLASH LIGHT AND THEN SWITCH IT ON
Floyd |               PUT ON THE CLOAK, THEN EXAMINE IT; READ ITS LABEL
Floyd |               PLACE THE GREEN ROCK AND THE SMALL PEBBLE BEHIND THE
Floyd | TREE
Floyd |               ENTER THE HOUSE; GET ALL; EXIT; SOUTH; SOUTH THEN DOWN
Floyd |               SULU, SET A COURSE FOR ALPHA 14
Floyd |               SCOTTY, BEAM DOWN A TRICORDER AND THE QWERTY MODULE
Floyd |               DROP THE FOOD, THE KEY AND THE BOTTLE THEN UNLOCK THE
Floyd | DOOR WITH
Floyd |                    THE BRASS KEY AND THEN LEAVE
Floyd |
Floyd |    *     Function and cursor keys predefined to input frequently used
Floyd | commands
Floyd |          and move directions.
Floyd |
Floyd |    *     SCRIPT and UNSCRIPT commands to echo game output to printer.
Floyd |
Floyd | WHAT THE REVIEWERS HAVE SAID ABOUT THE ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Using the Adventure Game Toolkit, anyone with an ounce of imagination
Floyd | can create a text adventure game ... similar in layout and
Floyd | sophistication to those made by Infocom and other commercial
Floyd | developers."
Floyd |
Floyd |         -- Donald B. Trivette in PC Magazine (January 17, 1989)
Floyd |
Floyd | "The Adventure Game Toolkit (AGT) acts as a compiler which allows for
Floyd | creating remarkably complex and sophisticated games in a fairly simple
Floyd | way .... AGT's parser reminds me of Infocom's."
Floyd |
Floyd |         -- Scorpia in Computer Gaming World (February 1989)
Floyd |
Floyd | "If you have ever wondered what it is like to create your own
Floyd | adventure games, but didn't have the programming knowledge to do it,
Floyd | this product is for you .... The process is easy ... and you'll have
Floyd | hours of fun doing it."
Floyd |
Floyd |         -- Resul DeMaria in Public Domain Software & Shareware
Floyd |
Floyd | "The Adventure Game Toolkit from Softworks ... provides all the tools
Floyd | you need to build your own text based adventure games .... The
Floyd | Adventure Game Toolkit is an extrememely powerful development
Floyd | package."
Floyd |
Floyd |         -- Bob Napp in Big Blue Disk #30
Floyd |
Floyd | TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Look for a file named AGTBLURB.TXT on this disk or the place/service
Floyd | where you got this disk.  This file is a short description of the
Floyd | features of the ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT.  This file presents an
Floyd | overview of AGT's special metalanguage for creating PROFESSIONAL LEVEL
Floyd | games, plus presents a complete STANDARD LEVEL adventure created
Floyd | without any programming.
Floyd |
Floyd | HOW TO GET THE LATEST VERSION OF THE ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT AND SAMPLE
Floyd | GAMES
Floyd |
Floyd | For only $20.00 you can be a "registered" user and receive the latest
Floyd | version of AGT plus the source code for this adventure game and others
Floyd | just as good. Registered users can also order a printed AGT manual
Floyd | that reveals many of the secrets of the "Great Adventure Masters" for
Floyd | creating clever and fun adventure games.  Registered users can also
Floyd | order the Turbo PASCAL source code for AGT for only $50.00!
Floyd |
Floyd | Just write or call:
Floyd |
Floyd |     Softworks
Floyd |     43064 Via Moraga
Floyd |     Mission San Jose, California  94539
Floyd |
Floyd | VISA or MasterCard accepted for telephone orders (415) 659-0533   9:00
Floyd | AM to 6:00 PM -- PST only
Floyd |
Floyd | If you wish to learn more AGT products and prices, just enter the
Floyd | command:
Floyd |
Floyd | PRINT ORDER FORM
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I guess X works only because of our terp."
Jacqueline says, "Kinda slow on the text dumps. Interesting - wonder what all is going on to make it chug like that."
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Hm, that may be."
DavidW says, "That paper is really _really_ faded now."
Jacqueline says, "Hahaha - yes."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look gum"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 6 ]
Floyd | This is a real big one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "I have a real big gum -- do I know how to use it?"
Jacqueline says, "I feel like we will need that gum."
Jacqueline says, "To stick to a string which is tied to a stick to get something out of the sewer or some such."
DavidW says, "I vote checking the closet for a mop handle to put the gum on."
Jacqueline says, "But for now I say check out the closet."
Jacqueline says, "Also, will you please keep a map? You're more awesome at that than I am."
Jacqueline says, "I have a feeling this will get big."
DavidW says, "Sure."
Jacqueline says, "Thanks."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open closet"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'closet' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Closet is east. May want to push switch first."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 7 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 8 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "ACK"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 9 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "You didn't take the gum?"
Jacqueline says, "I tried."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take gum"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 10 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the gum up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "See?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get gum"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 11 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the gum up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "turn switch"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 12 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "flip switch"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'flip' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "switch swich"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'switch' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "turn on switch"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 13 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on light"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 14 ]
Floyd | You don't see any light here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 15 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Oh, it's inside the door."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 16 ]
Floyd | You don't see any door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "It's too dark to see inside the closet, but from here we can. Makes total (not) sense."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 17 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "turn on light"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 18 ]
Floyd | You don't see any light here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push switch"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 19 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x switch"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 20 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "flip switch"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 21 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 22 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline looks at David.
Jacqueline says, "..."
DavidW says, "This is fun, remember that."
Jacqueline asks, "Maybe we get a light later. Staircase?"
Jacqueline says (to DW), "I'm keeping that in mind, yes."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "reach in closet"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'reach' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x apron"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'apron' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Oh, you just can't let it go, can you?"
Jacqueline laughs.
Jacqueline says, "I know, I want that light on, too."
DavidW says, "ok, stairs"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x stage"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 23 ]
Floyd | You don't see any door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Top of Grand Staircase                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 24 ]
Floyd | You are standing at the top of a gently curving staircase leading down
Floyd | to the lobby.  You see a small balcony to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 25 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 26 ]
Floyd | In the snack bar you see doorways to the North and West.  All the
Floyd | equipment is polished and clean, but you find nothing of interest in
Floyd | the cabinets.
Floyd |    There is a foot long hotdog ( on the grill )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
inky has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. Jacqueline says, "An ancient foot long - perfect way to kill ourselves."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take foot long"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'foot' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take hotdog"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 27 ]
Floyd | You pick up the long hotdog.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Can't do the adjectives and no noun trick here."
Jacqueline says, "See, I call foot long hotdogs 'foot longs'"
Jacqueline says, "But yeah."
Jacqueline asks, "So, it looks like it's already searched the cupboards for us. Anything more here, or hit the restrooms?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x grill"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'grill' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look hotdog"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 28 ]
Floyd | It seems like any other foot long hotdog you find in a deserted
Floyd | theater.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "In otherwords, moldy."
DavidW says, "yumMY"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf1"
Floyd |  Enter saved game to store:
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "eat hotdog"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                          Score: -1000
Floyd | Moves: 29 ]
Floyd | Way to go, greedy.  Now there's none left for anyone else.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline exclaims, "-1000!"
DavidW says, "Bet there's an angry dog later."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 28 ]
Floyd | UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Oh yay, there's undo."
DavidW says, "goodness. I didn't expect undo to work."
Jacqueline says, "I didn't either."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Kitchen Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 29 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Grr."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 30 ]
Floyd | In the snack bar you see doorways to the North and West.  All the
Floyd | equipment is polished and clean, but you find nothing of interest in
Floyd | the cabinets.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 31 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Why? Why can't I go that way when you said..."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 32 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 33 ]
Floyd | The door is already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "It lied."
Jacqueline says, "I am learning a cold truth about life, it would seem."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 34 ]
DavidW says, "Doorways must be East and West."
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 35 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "We need to pry that gum and figure out a way to make it phosphorescent."
DavidW says, "Darkness, our old nemesis."
Jacqueline says, "Or possibly some other light source."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 36 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Have we run out of lit map?"
DavidW says, "Maybe find some wintergreen Life Savers, get light that way."
Jacqueline says, "heehee"
Jacqueline exclaims, "oh!"
Jacqueline exclaims, "oh oh oh!"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 37 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    old paper
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "A PAGER"
DavidW says, "I suppose we could jump north over the balcony railing."
Jacqueline says, "This IS old school."
Jacqueline says, "I wonder if the pager has a little green light up screen."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x pager"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 38 ]
Floyd | It is a simple little device to forward important messages to you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "read pager"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 39 ]
Floyd | You can't read the pager, so instead you just examine it. It is a
Floyd | simple little device to forward important messages to you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play pager"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 40 ]
Floyd | There are no messages for you at this time.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "...'play'?"
Jacqueline says, "Huh"
Jacqueline says, "Well, there goes my hope that we had a headlamp in our inventory."
Jacqueline says, "Or a smartphone with one of those flashlight apps."
DavidW says, "well, play as in play a message or a tape recorder."
DavidW says, "I really think we need to deal with the closet's invisible switch."
Jacqueline says, "I am reminded of this... [LINK]"
Jacqueline says, "Although this game isn't even 90s, but still."
Jacqueline says, "Okay, I will watch you solve that."
Jacqueline says, "I mean, agreed."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Top of Grand Staircase                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 41 ]
Floyd | You are standing at the top of a gently curving staircase leading down
Floyd | to the lobby.  You see a small balcony to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 42 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x switch"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 43 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "lower seat"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'lower' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sit on seat"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 44 ]
Floyd | Feeling the need to gather your wits (such as they are) about you, you
Floyd | sit back down for a moment to collect your thoughts.  After mulling
Floyd | over your situation and coming up with a blank, you get back up.  The
Floyd | seat bottom again retracts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach's thick mustache covered the "sad, innocent smile of a simple fool," the sideburns served as a reminder of the plumber's "blue collar roots," and the strong, muscular legs represented the "legs of the masses."
Zach has disconnected. Jacqueline asks, "Why does it not even see the switch?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look closet"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'closet' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look east"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 45 ]
Floyd | You see nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look switch"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 46 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look button"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 47 ]
Floyd | You don't see any button here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "click"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'click' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 48 ]
Floyd | What do you want to push?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "switch"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'switch' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 49 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "light"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 50 ]
Floyd | If you will look carefully, you will note that the is not present.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 51 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    old paper
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell hotdog"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'smell' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 52 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 53 ]
Floyd | You don't see any wall here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x railing"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'railing' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'jump' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                   Score: -50
Floyd | Moves: 54 ]
Floyd | Forgetting that this is a balcony, you blithely step over the low
Floyd | railing and plummet headfirst into the seats below, sending your
Floyd | possessions flying.
Floyd |
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it. (
Floyd | on seat 86
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Center of Audience                                   Score: -50
Floyd | Moves: 55 ]
Floyd | You are empty-handed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take parchment"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                   Score: -50
Floyd | Moves: 56 ]
Floyd | You pick up the dark parchment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                   Score: -50
Floyd | Moves: 57 ]
Floyd | Oh, no you don't!  If you read it, it won't be a secret any more.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "So, like, yay - except we lost 50 points, so I'm thinking there's another way."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                   Score: -50
Floyd | Moves: 58 ]
Floyd | Oh, no you don't!  If you read it, it won't be a secret any more.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "And how did we not get horribly mangled doing that?"
DavidW says, "We practiced jumps on our skateboard when we were younger and are limber from actor exercises."
DavidW says, "Also seat 86 is extra padded."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x seat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Center of Audience                                   Score: -50
Floyd | Moves: 59 ]
Floyd | You don't see any seat here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 60 ]
Floyd | When you moved, the secret fell from its precarious perch, and was
Floyd | left behind.
Floyd |
Floyd | You are at the lobby courtesy area.  The auditorium is to the North.
Floyd |    The well-appointed courtesy desk stands by the wall.
Floyd |    There is a foot long hotdog
Floyd |    There is a small pocket pager.
Floyd |    You see an old, weathered piece of paper beneath the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "I'm guessing the author is luring us in... writing this pretty well, good grammar, an intro text that makes us think it's a huge game, then really it's just tiny and small with no light sources and the allure of light so that we'll write him a check for $5 and send it to him in the post for a hint."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 61 ]
Floyd | You pick up the long hotdog.
Floyd | You pick up the pocket pager.
Floyd | You pick up the old paper.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x old paper"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Courtesy Area                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 62 ]
Floyd | The paper has writing on it, which is quite faded.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Wait wait wait we've lost more points."
Jacqueline says, "Then again, I guess we're exploring and can always start over."
DavidW says, "We lost the secret, it said."
jenrexrode says, "maybe it's counter intuitive"
Jacqueline says (to jen), "I thought you were napping."
Jacqueline asks, "Are you going to play with us?"
Jacqueline says, "That would be nice."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x desk"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Courtesy Area                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 63 ]
Floyd | The locked desk stands under an imitation red velvet banner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "sure"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x banner"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Courtesy Area                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 64 ]
Floyd | The locked desk stands under an imitation red velvet banner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read banner"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 65 ]
Floyd | The banner above the courtesy desk says, "Lost and Found Desk -
Floyd | RECLAIM Here".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Do you have enough scrollback to catch up, or do you want a summary? We are not too far yet, but there's still a ton of scrollback."
jenrexrode says, "no, I've been spying the whole time"
Jacqueline says (to DW), "ooh lost and found could be useful"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "reclaim parchment"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'reclaim' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline exclaims (at jan), "Oh!"
jenrexrode looks around
Jacqueline says, "s/jan/jen, sorry"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "RECLAIM" jenrexrode:P
Floyd |  I don't understand 'RECLAIM' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x desk"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Courtesy Area                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 66 ]
Floyd | The locked desk stands under an imitation red velvet banner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Locked, eh?"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "hit desk"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 67 ]
Floyd | It only makes sense to attack living things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Maybe RECLAIM is an anagram of the real word to use."
Jacqueline exclaims (at Game), "Not true!"
Jacqueline says, "Possibly. Perhaps we just need a key."
DavidW says, "Key is more sensible, yes."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 68 ]
Floyd | Excuse me, but your pager is beeping.
Floyd |
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline exclaims, "Pager!"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x pager"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Lobby                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 69 ]
Floyd | It is a simple little device to forward important messages to you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "play pager"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 70 ]
Floyd | "The IRS called.  They want to arrange an audit - of the last seven
Floyd | years."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks (of Jen), "Did you send us this message?"
jenrexrode says, "that's not useful for gameplay"
Jacqueline says, "So, we've been asleep here a really, really long time."
Jacqueline says, "And yet our pager batteries still work."
DavidW asks, "And no one else called in seven years?"
jenrexrode asks, "is that what it implies?"
Jacqueline says, "Evidently not, DW."
Jacqueline says (to Jen), "Given the intro text, yeah. But perhaps not."
DavidW says, "I don't think we've been asleep for 7 years, no."
Jacqueline says, "It might just be the middle of the night."
jenrexrode says, "yeah, we'd do a Substitute for Return on them, not audit :P"
Jacqueline says, "heh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "score"
Floyd |  You have earned 0 BONUS POINTS out of a possible 22,000 Your score is
Floyd | -60 (out of 19900 possible). You have visited 11 locations (out of 117
Floyd | in the game)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "22,000. Wow."
Jacqueline asks, "117?"
jenrexrode says, "so -60 is nothing"
DavidW says, "There's over 100 locations? wow."
Jacqueline says, "Yeah."
Jacqueline says, "So, better get on it. Unfortunately, we really need a light."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ In the Lobby                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 71 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "This isn't the same Lobby location as before. Shall we go east?"
jenrexrode says, "yes"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 72 ]
Floyd | The foyer widens out to the East and South.
Floyd |    An old vending machine stands against the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x machine"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Foyer                                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 73 ]
Floyd | It's an old model that appears to dispense some sort of paper through
Floyd | a wide slot.  There is a coin slot, a few buttons and a broken coin
Floyd | return.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "search return"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'search' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x return"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Foyer                                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 74 ]
Floyd | It's an old model that appears to dispense some sort of paper through
Floyd | a wide slot.  There is a coin slot, a few buttons and a broken coin
Floyd | return.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x coin return"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x buttons"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Foyer                                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 75 ]
Floyd | You don't see any coin here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Foyer                                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 76 ]
Floyd | It's an old model that appears to dispense some sort of paper through
Floyd | a wide slot.  There is a coin slot, a few buttons and a broken coin
Floyd | return.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 77 ]
Floyd | Without first depositing a quarter, all you get is a hollow clank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Gerynar says "bloop" and shrinks down into a little dot, then winks out...just like those old-fashioned B&w televisions.
Gerynar has disconnected. Jacqueline asks, "Keep exploring?"
DavidW asks, "east or south?"
Jacqueline says, "Either, yeah."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 78 ]
Floyd | You see an open Dutch door to the North and other doors across the
Floyd | room to the South and Southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "So, a dutch door is one of those split doors with a top and a bottom."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dutch door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'dutch' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "yeah"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                            Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 79 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline glares.
Jacqueline knows you can't see that she's glaring, but she is.
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 80 ]
Floyd | You see an open Dutch door to the North and other doors across the
Floyd | room to the South and Southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "At least the status line shows us what room it is that we can't see."
Jacqueline says, "Oh, true."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 81 ]
Floyd | You've gone as far as you can this way.  You are at the front of the
Floyd | foyer.
Floyd |    The main theater doors are to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Since you're mapping, I say just explore. If we see something interesting, I'll speak up."
Jacqueline says, "Let you fill in the map."
DavidW says, "I notice that not all exits are mentioned in the room descriptions. I bet we can go west from here."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By A Restroom                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 82 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you can see doors across the room to the Northeast and
Floyd | East.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the West, but it is securely locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, ""nods."
Jacqueline says, "er, yeah."
DavidW has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
DavidW arrives, full of fun and funk.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 83 ]
Floyd | You see an open Dutch door to the North and other doors across the
Floyd | room to the South and Southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "I hate when I do that."
DavidW says, "heh. yeah. oops. :)"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 84 ]
Floyd | The foyer widens out to the East and South.
Floyd |    An old vending machine stands against the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By A Restroom                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 85 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you can see doors across the room to the Northeast and
Floyd | East.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the West, but it is securely locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Some days I think we should get this room changed to have no cardinal exits."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By A Restroom                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 86 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By A Restroom                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 87 ]
Floyd | Ignoring everything that you learned as a two year old, you
Floyd | impulsively turn W and walk right into the closed door.
Floyd |
Floyd | Looking around, you can see doors across the room to the Northeast and
Floyd | East.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the West, but it is securely locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Impulsive, that's me."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 88 ]
Floyd | You've gone as far as you can this way.  You are at the front of the
Floyd | foyer.
Floyd |    The main theater doors are to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 89 ]
Floyd | Ignoring everything that you learned as a two year old, you
Floyd | impulsively turn E and walk right into the closed door.
Floyd |
Floyd | You've gone as far as you can this way.  You are at the front of the
Floyd | foyer.
Floyd |    The main theater doors are to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open doors"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 90 ]
Floyd | You can't open the doors.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x doors"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By Main Exit                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 91 ]
Floyd | The main exit doors are heavy brass monstrosities left over from a
Floyd | former age of theater construction.  There's an ornate word worked
Floyd | into the design.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read word"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 92 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "EXIT"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "ha"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "exit"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 93 ]
Floyd | You're not inside anything that you can exit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to game), "liar"
Jacqueline says, "Wonder why they won't open. Locked I guess. After hours and all."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock doors"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 94 ]
Floyd | The doors can't be unlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push doors"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 95 ]
Floyd | Always looking for the easy way out.  What's this younger generation
Floyd | coming to. You can't get out this way.  It would take THREE WISHES and
Floyd | a MIRACLE to get out of this place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Wait."
Jacqueline asks, "Did the intro text say that there was some word play?"
DavidW says, "Apparently, we're in the New Fort Knox Theatre on Space Station Zebra."
Jacqueline asks, "Like, is there a reason there are WORDS in all caps?"
DavidW says, "I think all caps is just a style used because no other typography was available."
Jacqueline says, "That's what I'm wondering."
Jacqueline says, "You made that comment earlier, so..."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wish"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'wish' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "well, old school games did use anagrams, y'know."
jenrexrode asks, "reclaim?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 96 ]
Floyd | You see an open Dutch door to the North and other doors across the
Floyd | room to the South and Southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 97 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 98 ]
Floyd | The foyer widens out to the East and South.
Floyd |    An old vending machine stands against the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 99 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 100 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Lobby                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 101 ]
Floyd | It is a substantial door with a substantial double cylinder dead bolt
Floyd | lock. There is an official looking plaque on the front of the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read plaque"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 102 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "JANITORS CLOSET"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Bet it's really plush in there."
Jacqueline says, "Wonder if there's a light in there."
DavidW says, "and a fuse box."
jenrexrode says, "yeah"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                               Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 103 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "ah. The two parts of my map are now conjoined."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                               Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 104 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 105 ]
Floyd | In the snack bar you see doorways to the North and West.  All the
Floyd | equipment is polished and clean, but you find nothing of interest in
Floyd | the cabinets.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 106 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I'm gonna head back to where we jumped down to and try other directions."
DavidW says, "(unless there's objections)"
jenrexrode says, "none"
Jacqueline says, "No objection."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                               Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 107 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Starting over, or just -- yeah"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 108 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 109 ]
Floyd | You are at the lobby courtesy area.  The auditorium is to the North.
Floyd |    The well-appointed courtesy desk stands by the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 110 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 111 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 112 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Is SEARCH a recognized verb?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'search' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "no"
Jacqueline says, "Nope."
Jacqueline says, "Thanks."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 113 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 114 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 115 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 116 ]
Floyd | You lurch forward over the seats, forgetting the orchestra pit ahead.
Floyd | You fall headlong into the bass drum and are thrown back, none the
Floyd | worse for wear, into the audience one seat from where you started.  Do
Floyd | be more careful next time.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pit"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 117 ]
Floyd | You don't see any pit here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x seats"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'seats' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By Fire Door                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 118 ]
Floyd | The curving steps to the apron are to the North, and the audience to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    There is a solid steel fire door built into the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "ah good. We can certainly escape this way. :)"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Dark Hall                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 119 ]
Floyd | Just as you step into the room, the fire door closes behind you,
Floyd | plunging you into inky blackness.  You can't even find an electrical
Floyd | outlet.  Oh, bother.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Famous last words."
Jacqueline says, "You should have perhaps prefaced them with, 'Hey, Jacq, hold my beer and watch this.'"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd |  [ Dark Hall                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 120 ]
Floyd | The door is already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "let's see if east is permitted"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Fire Door                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 121 ]
Floyd | The curving steps to the apron are to the North, and the audience to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    There is a solid steel fire door built into the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Oh, I thought we were trapped. Guess not."
DavidW says, "I think the thing to do is prop open the door so the hall isn't dark? Dunno for sure."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Dark Hall                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 122 ]
Floyd | Just as you step into the room, the fire door closes behind you,
Floyd | plunging you into inky blackness.  You can't even find an electrical
Floyd | outlet.  Oh, bother.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Dark Hall                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 123 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Dark Hall                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 124 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Dark Hall                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 125 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Dark Hall                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 126 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Dark Hall                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 127 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Dark Hall remains mysterious."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Dark Hall                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 128 ]
Floyd | You don't see any door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd |  [ Dark Hall                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 129 ]
Floyd | The door is already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Fire Door                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 130 ]
Floyd | The curving steps to the apron are to the North, and the audience to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    There is a solid steel fire door built into the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By Fire Door                                        Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 131 ]
Floyd | The door is a very proper fire door, with UL and ASME labels, a
Floyd | self-closer and very official 2-1/2" lettering.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "I think north should get us into a wing backstage?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 132 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "I've been trying to solve an anagram of THREE WISHES MIRACLE and am not getting anywhere."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 133 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Although ESCHEW THEIR REALISM is a fun solition that I hope comes into play somewhere"
vimes says, "hee hee"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 134 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hm. Map is getting confusing here."
Lionheart arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 135 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 136 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 137 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "How so?"
vimes says, "hm, i like "WHERE ALCHEMIES STIR""
DavidW says, "I think I've been walking around the orchestra pit."
Jacqueline says (to vimes), "See, I was hoping I could come up with one that fit the VERB PREP ADJ NOUN format."
Jacqueline says, "Something that might actually work in the game."
Jacqueline exclaims, "I do like that one otherwise!"
DavidW says, "Stage Apron is north of both By the Fire Door and By Stairs, which are west and east of the Front Row respectively."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 138 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 139 ]
Floyd | In your haste, you forget the Orchestra Pit.  You tumble head over
Floyd | heels through the Glockenspiel and rebound off the timpani to the
Floyd | Stage Apron. Miraculously, you didn't seriously injure anything but
Floyd | your pride and your chances of ever joining the musicians' union.
Floyd | Please be more careful.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "yeah. Stage Apron is north of the pit, and Front Row is south of the pit. But there's no entrance to the pit from here."
DavidW says, "er from either."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 140 ]
Floyd | A mysterious force hurls you back.  You see a shapeless gray mass
Floyd | ahead.  Then it dawns on you - that's the stage curtain.  You forgot
Floyd | it was down.  Trying to lift it does no good.  The seam is weighted
Floyd | with heavy strips of lead.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Every time you 'go' into the pit you hit the percussion instruments and are catapulted back?"
DavidW says, "Yes."
Jacqueline says, "Well, at least it's amusing."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x curtain"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Apron                                         Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 141 ]
Floyd | You don't see any counterweight here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "When synonyms collide!"
Jacqueline says, "huh"
Jacqueline makes a mental note about counterweights.
DavidW asks, "I guess we can go up the stairs at By Stairs...?"
Jacqueline shrugs.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 142 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: -60
Floyd | Moves: 143 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "So, I know this is crazy talk, but I'm going to see if there's a way to combine ClubFloyd with lots of low-level cardio in our gym. This will involve me stepping away for about five."
Jacqueline says, "I will be right back, though."
vimes says, "treadmill desk time"
Jacqueline says (to vimes), "I have one of those at work, which is precisely why I am thinking this."
DavidW says, "we can pause, sure."
Jacqueline says (to DW), "I'm sure you need tea! That's probably what's got us not seeing the light."
DavidW says (to Floyd), ">use switch"
Floyd |  I don't understand '>use' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "use switch"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'use' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I suppose it's a guess the verb AND a guess the noun problem back there. Maybe the author misspelt 'switch' in the code so we need to 'push swith' or something stupid like that."
DavidW says, "or it's hardcoded as 'push the switch' as an exact phrase."
Jacqueline says, "My cardio experiment is going to have to wait a few minutes - continue."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                           Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 144 ]
Floyd | Pushing through the doors, you step tentatively into the dark room
Floyd | ahead. Without warning, the world spins and rushes past as you plummet
Floyd | downward. Clearing your head you look around in time to see a large
Floyd | packrat shuffling off mumbling something about people with nothing in
Floyd | their pockets to trade.
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself at the bottom of an elevator shaft.  You can see
Floyd | light coming through the gap between the doors to the West.  Looking
Floyd | up you can barely see light filtering through another set of open
Floyd | doors two floors above.
Floyd |    The frayed elevator cable hangs just out of your reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "oopsie. Lots some points there."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                           Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 145 ]
Floyd | You are empty-handed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x packrat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                           Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 146 ]
Floyd | You don't see any packrat here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "heh"
DavidW asks, "I suppose our stuff is back at the Courtesy Desk?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cable"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                           Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 147 ]
Floyd | It looks strong enough to hold your weight (maybe).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Possibly."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb cable"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                  Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 148 ]
Floyd | You dance and leap on your toes, but are unable to reach the cable.
Floyd | Just when you are about to give up, you recall a stunt you saw in a
Floyd | movie.  Taking off your belt, you whip it upward in your best Indiana
Floyd | Jones style.  Amazingly, as in the movie, the tip of the belt wraps
Floyd | itself three times around the frayed cable and catches securely.
Floyd | (Aren't you glad I saw that movie too?) Summoning all your strength,
Floyd | you start hand over hand up the belt and cable until you reach the
Floyd | doors at the top of the shaft and swing yourself over to safety.
Floyd |
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Do you think that's where the stuff we loses goes? To lost and found? Seemed like that was an abandoned, locked desk."
DavidW says, "I think it was both."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cable"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ North End of Hall                                  Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 149 ]
Floyd | You don't see any cable here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "hm. By climbing back up, have I doomed us to fall again to return down there?"
DavidW says, "but first, lemme test my Lost & Found theory..."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                          Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 150 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "I am fairly certain that at some point, when things have clicked into place, we'll want to start over."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                              Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 151 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                 Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 152 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                      Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 153 ]
Floyd | You are at the lobby courtesy area.  The auditorium is to the North.
Floyd |    The well-appointed courtesy desk stands by the wall.
Floyd |    There is a foot long hotdog
Floyd |    There is a small pocket pager.
Floyd |    You see an old, weathered piece of paper beneath the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "take hotdog and pager"
Jacqueline says, "Ah, so it is."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hotdog and pager"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                      Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 155 ]
Floyd | You pick up the long hotdog.
Floyd | You pick up the pocket pager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                 Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 156 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take parchment"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                 Score: -110
Floyd | Moves: 157 ]
Floyd | You pick up the dark parchment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                              Score: -120
Floyd | Moves: 158 ]
Floyd | When you moved, the secret fell from its precarious perch, and was
Floyd | left behind.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "drat! 10 more point lost."
DavidW says, "I was gonna try looking at the DARK parchment in the DARK hall to protect the secret."
DavidW says, "But I guess that's not the answer."
Jacqueline says, "Hm, I like your line of thinking, though."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                          Score: -120
Floyd | Moves: 159 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                  Score: -120
Floyd | Moves: 160 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                  Score: -120
Floyd | Moves: 161 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |    A packrat has emerged from a crack in the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x packrat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ South end of Hall                                  Score: -120
Floyd | Moves: 162 ]
Floyd | It eyes you suspiciously at first, then standing up on its hind paws,
Floyd | it strides boldly over and squeaks,  "Let's make a deal".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline exclaims, "!"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "talk to packrat"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                  Score: -120
Floyd | Moves: 163 ]
Floyd | Your conversational gambit is ignored.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "make deal"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'make' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ask packrat about deal"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'deal' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "trade hotdog"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                  Score: -120
Floyd | Moves: 164 ]
Floyd | Now let me get this straight, you want to TRADE to WHOM?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "There you go."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "trade hotdog to packrat"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 165 ]
Floyd | The packrat chuckles to himself, "What a dip stick, giving me the
Floyd | HOTDOG! You'll be sorry."  He stuffs the HOTDOG into a pocket in his
Floyd | checkered vest then darts toward the wall, leaving a small object for
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |    A single "one size fits all" roller skate is sitting there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ South end of Hall                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 166 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |    A single "one size fits all" roller skate is sitting there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take skate"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 167 ]
Floyd | You pick up the roller skate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "He left us a skate, while taking our hotdog and 1000 points."
DavidW says, "yes, obviously it was a poor item to trade away."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                        Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 168 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 169 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I suspect we need a black t-shirt to be a techie."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                    Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 170 ]
Floyd | Here, the stage lighting and effects are controlled.  Doors lead East
Floyd | & West.
Floyd |    An ominous red button is at eye level on the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "heh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x button"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Lighting Booth                                    Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 171 ]
Floyd | It looks a lot like a panic button.  There is shiny lettering around
Floyd | the edge.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Hm. An ominous button. We should surely push it."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read button"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                    Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 172 ]
Floyd | "CURTAIN CONTROL"  (See how easy I make things for you?)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "read lettering"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                    Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 173 ]
Floyd | "CURTAIN CONTROL"  (See how easy I make things for you?)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                    Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 174 ]
Floyd | A muffled noise catches your attention.  Peering through the double
Floyd | glass window past the audience, you see the stage curtain starting to
Floyd | move.  It rises, revealing the stage area.  You can see light
Floyd | filtering down from somewhere above, and can barely make out some sort
Floyd | of objects.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x objects"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'objects' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Okay, might have to go back there."
Jacqueline asks, "Are we hitting the pun closet too?"
DavidW says, "west first, though"
Jacqueline says, "Right."
DavidW says, "Pun Closet was DARK."
Jacqueline says, "Oh."
Jacqueline says, "Of course. Right."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                   Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 175 ]
Floyd | The spotlight booth has doors East and West.  There is no glass in the
Floyd | window to the North (to avoid blinding the spot operator.  By, the
Floyd | way, don't try going through the window.  It won't work.)
Floyd |    A large follow spot stands by the window
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "a spollow fot!"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'spollow' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Let's shine it at the dark parchment, yo."
Jacqueline says, "A what? Oh, like a spot light."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x spot"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Spotlight Booth                                   Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 176 ]
Floyd | For some reason the spotlight doesn't seem to work.  You see that it
Floyd | is hardwired into the wall.  A quick check with your wetted fingers
Floyd | shows that there is power in the line.  You then notice a small lid on
Floyd | top of the spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x lid"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Spotlight Booth                                   Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 177 ]
Floyd | For some reason the spotlight doesn't seem to work.  You see that it
Floyd | is hardwired into the wall.  A quick check with your wetted fingers
Floyd | shows that there is power in the line.  You then notice a small lid on
Floyd | top of the spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open lid"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                   Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 178 ]
Floyd | You have opened the lid.
Floyd | Inside, you see the following:
Floyd |    You can see the socket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline exclaims, "!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x socket"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Spotlight Booth                                   Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 179 ]
Floyd | It seems to take a standard size bulb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Easy - janitor's closet! Oh, wait."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Spotlight Booth                                   Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 180 ]
Floyd | You don't see any window here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                   Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 181 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "well, maybe there's more light tools to west?"
DavidW says, "Techies always have the good stuff."
Jacqueline says, "mmkay"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Sound Booth                                       Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 182 ]
Floyd | Ripped wires and broken racks show where sound equipment used to be
Floyd | mounted.
Floyd |    One tape recorder is all that's left of the equipment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "play recorder"
Floyd |  [ Sound Booth                                       Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 183 ]
Floyd | IT is a wee tad difficult to play the thing without a tape.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x recorder"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Sound Booth                                       Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 184 ]
Floyd | It is a professional quality reel-to-reel machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hm. Unless we can turn on the switch back at the beginning, I think our options are the stage via opened curtain or back down the elevator shaft."
DavidW says, "Stage is probably less dangerous."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                   Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 185 ]
Floyd | The spotlight booth has doors East and West.  There is no glass in the
Floyd | window to the North (to avoid blinding the spot operator.  By, the
Floyd | way, don't try going through the window.  It won't work.)
Floyd |    A large follow spot stands by the window
Floyd |       You can see the socket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                    Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 186 ]
Floyd | Here, the stage lighting and effects are controlled.  Doors lead East
Floyd | & West.
Floyd |    An ominous red button is at eye level on the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 187 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 188 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                         Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 189 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                       Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 190 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                       Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 191 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "bow"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'bow' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                      Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 192 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x elevator"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Center-Stage                                      Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 193 ]
Floyd | You don't see any elevator here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x floor"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'floor' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd |  [ Stage Elevator                                    Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 194 ]
Floyd | The stage elevator is now at the basement level and opens to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "huh. That worked?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                      Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 195 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                      Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 196 ]
Floyd | The upstage area is dimly illuminated by streamers of light filtering
Floyd | down from the flyloft and work grid above.  Specks of dust dance in
Floyd | the light.
Floyd |    There is a suspiciously good looking apple sitting there ( on the
Floyd | work table
Floyd | )   An old work table leans and tilts at odd angles
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x apple"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Upstage Area                                      Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 197 ]
Floyd | An apple this good looking evokes uneasy memories of childhood fairy
Floyd | tales.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take apple"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                      Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 198 ]
Floyd | You pick up the juicy apple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "So, did we try the synonym 'light switch' earlier?"
DavidW says, "I don't remember exactly"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Upstage Area                                      Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 199 ]
Floyd | It has seen better days.  The legs are pulling loose, the top is
Floyd | warped, and it has had every conceivable shade of paint spilled on it
Floyd | over the years.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push table"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                      Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 200 ]
Floyd | A gentle PUSH against the front of the table causes it to twist even
Floyd | further out of kilter.  It groans softly in protest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "again"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                      Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 201 ]
Floyd | A gentle PUSH against the front of the table causes it to twist even
Floyd | further out of kilter.  It groans softly in protest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "When we are next near a light, let's try that."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on table"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'stand' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x loft"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'loft' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Upstage Area                                      Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 202 ]
Floyd | The upstage area is dimly illuminated by streamers of light filtering
Floyd | down from the flyloft and work grid above.  Specks of dust dance in
Floyd | the light.
Floyd |    An old work table leans and tilts at odd angles
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x flyloft"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'flyloft' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x grid"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'grid' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "I swear I am not looking at the code beyond this, but I found the source and searched for the word 'switch'"
vimes says, ""RECLAIM SEWER SHIT, EH""
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                           Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 203 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "I can't tell if this is the switch in the closet, but there's a line: NOUN_SYNONYMS plug switch cord light"
Jacqueline says, "Wait, not that one."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 204 ]
Floyd | There is an unpainted red brick wall to the West.
Floyd |    A thin ray of light creeps in under the stage door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "This one: NOUN_SYNONYMS light switch"
vimes says, ""WE RECLAIM HER HEISTS""
Jacqueline says (to vimes), "yay"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Stage Door                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 205 ]
Floyd | You don't see any wall here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 206 ]
Floyd | Ignoring everything that you learned as a two year old, you
Floyd | impulsively turn W and walk right into the closed door.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is an unpainted red brick wall to the West.
Floyd |    A thin ray of light creeps in under the stage door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Stage Door                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 207 ]
Floyd | The paint is pealing off the door and the latch is reddened with rust.
Floyd | There is a faded scrawl under the "EXIT" sign.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "read scrawl"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 208 ]
Floyd | "Through these portals pass the biggest hams in the world."  Anon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Gosh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 209 ]
Floyd | You can't open the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x light"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Stage Door                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 210 ]
Floyd | You don't see any light here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under door"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 211 ]
Floyd | The paint is pealing off the door and the latch is reddened with rust.
Floyd | There is a faded scrawl under the "EXIT" sign.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x keyhole"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'keyhole' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x latch"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Stage Door                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 212 ]
Floyd | The paint is pealing off the door and the latch is reddened with rust.
Floyd | There is a faded scrawl under the "EXIT" sign.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                      Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 213 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                 Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 214 ]
Floyd | There is an unpainted red brick wall to the West.
Floyd |    A thin ray of light creeps in under the stage door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                        Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 215 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x counterweight"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Down-Right                                        Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 216 ]
Floyd | It is made of a stack of heavy metal bars, bolted together and pulled
Floyd | up and down by cables.  It has a broad upper surface with a small
Floyd | hollow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Proscenium is a new word for me."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on counterweight"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'stand' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb counterweight"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'climb' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tracks"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'tracks' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take counterweight"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                        Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 217 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the counterweight up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Stairwell                               Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 218 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you see a spiral stairway leading up, a door around
Floyd | behind the stairs to the West, and the stage to the East
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Behind the Stairway                               Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 219 ]
Floyd | A thin wash of light barely penetrates the cobwebs covering a small
Floyd | window high on the wall.  Failing to reach it, you turn your attention
Floyd | to the door to the South with faded gold lettering on even more faded
Floyd | green paint.
Floyd |    It has a small, dingy transom above and dirty hand prints all
Floyd | around.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Behind the Stairway                               Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 220 ]
Floyd | The door (like most of the others in this place) seems to be warped
Floyd | from disuse.  The handle does seem to still be useable and there is no
Floyd | obvious lock.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lettering"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Behind the Stairway                               Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 221 ]
Floyd | Excuse me, but your pager is beeping.
Floyd |
Floyd | The door (like most of the others in this place) seems to be warped
Floyd | from disuse.  The handle does seem to still be useable and there is no
Floyd | obvious lock.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play pager"
Floyd |  [ Behind the Stairway                               Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 222 ]
Floyd | "This is E.T.  I'm returning your call.  Next time don't call
Floyd | collect."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read door"
Floyd |  [ Behind the Stairway                               Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 223 ]
Floyd | "Stage Manager's Office"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x transom"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Behind the Stairway                               Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 224 ]
Floyd | The door (like most of the others in this place) seems to be warped
Floyd | from disuse.  The handle does seem to still be useable and there is no
Floyd | obvious lock.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Behind the Stairway                               Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 225 ]
Floyd | You don't see any window here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Behind the Stairway                               Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 226 ]
Floyd | Ignoring everything that you learned as a two year old, you
Floyd | impulsively turn S and walk right into the closed door.
Floyd |
Floyd | A thin wash of light barely penetrates the cobwebs covering a small
Floyd | window high on the wall.  Failing to reach it, you turn your attention
Floyd | to the door to the South with faded gold lettering on even more faded
Floyd | green paint.
Floyd |    It has a small, dingy transom above and dirty hand prints all
Floyd | around.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                            Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 227 ]
Floyd | After several attempts you manage to OPEN it enough to get through.
Floyd | You enter the little room ahead and after waiting a second for your
Floyd | eyes to adjust to the light, you find yourself in a small, dim office.
Floyd |
Floyd | The transom over the door admits just enough light for you to make out
Floyd | a small desk taking up most of the floor space.
Floyd |    An old abridged dictionary sits on the desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look up proscenium in dictionary"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'proscenium' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x desk"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                            Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 228 ]
Floyd | You don't see any desk here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dictionary"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                            Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 229 ]
Floyd | It has seen better days.  Years of coffee spills have obliterated most
Floyd | of the printing and completely glued the binding to the desk.  The
Floyd | pages are soggy and YELLOW and about to fall apart.  They appear to be
Floyd | somewhat out of order.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                            Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 230 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the dictionary up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Yay looking up proscenium"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read dictionary"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                            Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 231 ]
Floyd | Having no particular word to look up, you flip pages at random till
Floyd | you see: CAT:Is nervous about catgut.  SEE ALSO HOTDOG, KNOB, VIOLIN
Floyd | GENIE:Anagrams your gifts into useful objects.  SEE ALSO BUGLE, LAMP,
Floyd | SKATE FROG:Feed it then kiss it (yuch).  SEE ALSO HOTDOG, PRINCE,
Floyd | PRINCESS, GUY, GIRL PROGRAMMER:Decent chap who spent years on this
Floyd | game.  SEE ALSO $5 REGISTRATION ROGUES:Various.  A poor man's D & D.
Floyd | SEE ALSO Gratuitous violence TOTO:An afterthought.  Pay no attention
Floyd | to the little dog behind the curtain.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline | pro·sce·ni·um
Jacqueline | Noun
Jacqueline | The part of a theater stage in front of the curtain.
Jacqueline | The stage of an ancient theater.
Jacqueline says, "Hm, need to change my encoding on the new computer."
Jacqueline says, "That is the craziest dictionary I've ever read."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "help"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                            Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 232 ]
Floyd | Remember "?" and "COMMANDS" (or you might look it up in the YELLOW
Floyd | PAGES.) Sorry, you're on your own here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd | [Try 'glk help' for help on special interpreter commands]
DavidW says, "I see that there *is* anagramming in this game. But we need a genie to do it."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "?"
Floyd |  I don't understand '?' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
DavidW says, "heh. The dictionary has YELLOW PAGES."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look up hotdog"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                            Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 233 ]
Floyd | You see nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read dictionary about hotdog"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                            Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 234 ]
Floyd | The pages are falling apart as you handle them.  You must wait for
Floyd | them to dry.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read dictionary about cat"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                            Score: -1120
Floyd | Moves: 235 ]
Floyd | The pages are falling apart as you handle them.  You must wait for
Floyd | them to dry.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "I guess BUGLE -> BULGE, and LAMP -> PALM, but SKATE -> ?????"
Jacqueline asks, "Can we save and let me try something?"
DavidW says, "sure"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf2"
Floyd |  Enter saved game to store:
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "restart"
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | [ THE MOMENT OF DECISION                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 0 ]
Floyd |                      S.O.S. Son of Stagefright, the SEQUEL
Floyd |                               c 1989 Mike McCauley Distributed as
Floyd | ShareWare  -  Not Public Domain
Floyd |
Floyd | This is your big day.  You've studied method acting, improv, mime,
Floyd | dance, movement, CPR and all the rest and now you're itching to take
Floyd | your place down center like all the famous actors and actresses before
Floyd | you.  You've heard about an audition down at the old theater at the
Floyd | lower end of the far reaches of the wrong side of...
Floyd |
Floyd | -Well, anyway, you thought that it had been closed after a series of
Floyd | very mysterious accidents and disappearances following their 13 week
Floyd | run of the `Scottish Tragedy'.  (If you don't know that one, just ask
Floyd | any actor.)
Floyd |
Floyd | When you arrive, the line of hopefuls wraps around the block. By the
Floyd | time you get signed in, the only seat left is up in the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd |    Hour after hour the readings drone on and on and on and   on
Floyd | and
Floyd | on                                                  *
Floyd |            and       *
Floyd | *
Floyd | *                     z-z-z-Z-Z-Z-Z-z-z-z-Z-Z-Z-Z-z-z-z
Floyd |                *                                             *
Floyd |
Floyd | You wake with a start.  What time is it?  Did you miss the call for
Floyd | your reading?   You hear what sounds like muffled laughter somewhere.
Floyd | Looking around for its source, it occurs to you that something is
Floyd | disturbingly wrong.
Floyd |
Floyd | Finally it sinks in.  There isn't a living soul in sight.  Dust and
Floyd | cobwebs are everywhere.  There is only one thought racing through your
Floyd | little brain...
Floyd |                              "I WANT OUT!"
Floyd |           --- HIT ANY KEY ---
Floyd |
Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, by the way, the game has been set up for you to play it as an
Floyd | ACTOR. Would you rather be an ACTRESS?  (Please enter YES or NO.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "we're already down 1120 points, so I think we'd need to restart anyway eventually."
Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "no"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 1 ]
Floyd | Feeling the need to gather your wits (such as they are) about you, you
Floyd | sit back down for a moment to collect your thoughts.  After mulling
Floyd | over your situation and coming up with a blank, you get back up.  The
Floyd | seat bottom again retracts.
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |    You see an old, weathered piece of paper beneath the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 2 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "flip light"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 3 ]
Floyd | You don't see any light here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 4 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |    You see an old, weathered piece of paper beneath the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "flip light"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'flip' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline | From the code:
Jacqueline | ROOM 92
Jacqueline | Storage Closet
Jacqueline | WEST 108 (*balcony)
Jacqueline | ROOM_SYNONYMS THROW FLIP
DavidW says (to Floyd), "switch" Jacqueline | LIGHT 1
Floyd |  I don't understand 'switch' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline | END_ROOM
Jacqueline says, "So hm."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw switch"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 5 ]
Floyd | If you will look carefully, you will note that the SWITCH is not
Floyd | present.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "And I know it's the same storage closet."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 6 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 7 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "throw switch"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 8 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Do you think it's actually show-stoppingly bugged?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 9 ]
Floyd | The door is already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I don't think so. It's too early in the game to have gone unnoticed."
Jacqueline says, "One would think."
Jacqueline asks, "Want me to upload the code, or should we stop poking about in it?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw flip"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'flip' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip me"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'me' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 10 ]
Floyd | What do you want to flip?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline is trying not to have hope.
DavidW asks, "So 'flip' is a verb but only in the closet?"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "switch"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'switch' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip switch"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 11 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "flip"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 12 ]
Floyd | What do you want to flip?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip the switch"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 13 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "light"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 14 ]
Floyd | If you will look carefully, you will note that the is not present.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip the light switch"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 15 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip lightswitch"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'lightswitch' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "feel door"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'feel' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search wall"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'search' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch wall"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 16 ]
Floyd | You don't see any wall here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch door"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 17 ]
Floyd | You don't see any door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip all"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 18 ]
Floyd | You can't use ALL with 'flip'.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw all"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 19 ]
Floyd | You can't use ALL with 'throw'.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 20 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |    You see an old, weathered piece of paper beneath the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip switch"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'flip' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw switch"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 21 ]
Floyd | If you will look carefully, you will note that the SWITCH is not
Floyd | present.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look switch"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 22 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 23 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on the lights"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'lights' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on the light"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 24 ]
Floyd | You don't see any light here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on the light switch"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 25 ]
Floyd | You don't see any switch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on the lightswitch"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'lightswitch' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn the lights on"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'lights' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Here, by the way:"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn the light on"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 26 ]
Floyd | You don't see any light here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline | [LINK]
DavidW says, "I don't really want to look at that. Spoilery, y'know."
vimes says, "i will read it and attempt to discern the solution or bugginess of this puzzle"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 27 ]
Jacqueline says (to vimes), "Thanks."
Floyd | You pick up the dim bulb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip bulb"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 28 ]
Floyd | The bulb is now lit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Yeah, I haven't looked at much of it at all - nothing spoilery. Just did a search for the word 'switch' and went from there."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 29 ]
Floyd | By the soft glow of the light, you can almost make out a faded message
Floyd | scrawled on the wall:  "...re...move coat....in...room..", or
Floyd | something like that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "OH MY GOD"
Jacqueline asks, "Flip... bulb?"
DavidW asks, "well, after I took the bulb...?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 30 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Um."
Jacqueline says, "Wow."
Jacqueline says, "Okay."
Jacqueline says, "Right."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bulb"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 31 ]
Floyd | One of the new on/off capacitor types that glows very dimly without
Floyd | power.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x switch"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 32 ]
Floyd | One of the new on/off capacitor types that glows very dimly without
Floyd | power.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 33 ]
Floyd | By the soft glow of the light, you can almost make out a faded message
Floyd | scrawled on the wall:  "...re...move coat....in...room..", or
Floyd | something like that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
vimes says, "ok, the issue is that there's a buggy command redirect for turning on the LIGHT or the SWITCH but the BULB is not so affected"
Jacqueline says (to vimes), "Thanks."
DavidW asks, "So wanna explore with a lit bulb in our pocketses?"
Jacqueline says, "Yeah."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 34 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |    You see an old, weathered piece of paper beneath the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "I'm still kind of ... over the flip bulb thing."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 35 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I may have exploited a bug, I suspect."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take paper"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 36 ]
Floyd | You pick up the old paper.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take gum with paper"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 37 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the gum up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Top of Grand Staircase                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 38 ]
Floyd | You are standing at the top of a gently curving staircase leading down
Floyd | to the lobby.  You see a small balcony to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 39 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 40 ]
Floyd | This is another restroom like all the others you've seen.  I'll spare
Floyd | you the colorful description except to mention that someone has
Floyd | scratched, "KEEP SECRETS UNDER YOUR HAT" on the wall.
Floyd |    There is a paperback book with the cover torn off ( on the sink )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
vimes says, "a bug regarding picking it up? no, it looks like it is intentionally portable, fwiw"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take paperback"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 41 ]
Floyd | You pick up the paperback book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x it"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 42 ]
Floyd | Seems to have been a book of fairy tales.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 43 ]
Floyd | Looking at the index you see entries such as:
Floyd | "SNOW WHITE AND THE 1001 ARABIAN KNIGHTS MEET HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE, THE
Floyd | CAT AND
Floyd | THE FIDDLE"  (I hate sequels and spin offs, don't you?)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Hm. Put the thing under our hat."
Jacqueline says, "The secret thing, I mean."
vimes says (to jacq), "oh, the secret? ha ha"
DavidW says, "yeah. The hat is probably in the coat room."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read snow white"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'snow' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open paperback"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 44 ]
Floyd | You can't open the paperback.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sink"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'sink' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x toilet"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'toilet' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 45 ]
Floyd | This is another restroom like all the others you've seen.  I'll spare
Floyd | you the colorful description except to mention that someone has
Floyd | scratched, "KEEP SECRETS UNDER YOUR HAT" on the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 46 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 47 ]
Floyd | In the snack bar you see doorways to the North and West.  All the
Floyd | equipment is polished and clean, but you find nothing of interest in
Floyd | the cabinets.
Floyd |    There is a foot long hotdog ( on the grill )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hotdog"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 48 ]
Floyd | You pick up the long hotdog.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Kitchen Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 49 ]
Floyd | You find a shelf in the closet.
Floyd |    A very sharp knife is lying there, blade upwards. ( on the shelf )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x knife"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Kitchen Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 50 ]
Floyd | It is a large bread knife with a serrated blade.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it"
Floyd |  [ Kitchen Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 51 ]
Floyd | You pick up the sharp knife.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 52 ]
Floyd | In the snack bar you see doorways to the North and West.  All the
Floyd | equipment is polished and clean, but you find nothing of interest in
Floyd | the cabinets.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 53 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "I'd like to try cutting the gum with the knife...?"
Jacqueline says, "bbias"
Jacqueline says, "Back"
Jacqueline asks, "Whaddimiss?"
Jacqueline says, "(On the elliptical now.)"
DavidW says, "nothing. We waited."
DavidW says, "I asked if I could go cut the gum with the knife."
Jacqueline says, "ooh yeah - good idea"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 54 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 55 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Top of Grand Staircase                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 56 ]
Floyd | You are standing at the top of a gently curving staircase leading down
Floyd | to the lobby.  You see a small balcony to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 57 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut gum"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 58 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the GUM with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut gum with knife"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 59 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the GUM with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 60 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    paperback book
Floyd |    old paper
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "meh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut gum with sharp knife"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 61 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the GUM with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I suppose it wants a razor blade."
Jacqueline says, "perhaps"
DavidW says, "silly archaic IF game."
jenrexrode says, "maybe ice or peanut butter"
Jacqueline says, "heh"
DavidW says (to jen), "oh, yes, also good ideas."
Jacqueline says (to jem), "hm..."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Top of Grand Staircase                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 62 ]
Floyd | You are standing at the top of a gently curving staircase leading down
Floyd | to the lobby.  You see a small balcony to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 63 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 64 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 65 ]
Floyd | The foyer widens out to the East and South.
Floyd |    An old vending machine stands against the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 66 ]
Floyd | You see an open Dutch door to the North and other doors across the
Floyd | room to the South and Southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 67 ]
Floyd | The coat room is almost empty.  The Dutch door to the South stands
Floyd | open.
Floyd |    On the wall behind the counter there is a ratty coat hanging on a
Floyd | nail.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x coat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Coat Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 68 ]
Floyd | A closer examination shows that the coat is actually nailed TO the
Floyd | wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "move coat"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                             Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 69 ]
Floyd | A gentle tug causes the coat to slip slightly to one side.  Through
Floyd | the eruption of moths you see that the coat is covering a doorway
Floyd | North.  Pushing the coat to the side like a drape, you go through.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have come across a store room. A stairway leads down.  A closet is
Floyd | North.
Floyd |    A small magnesium box sits on the floor
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline exclaims, "!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x box"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Store Room                                             Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 70 ]
Floyd | The box is secured to the floor by hardened steel bolts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open box"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                             Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 71 ]
Floyd | You can't open the box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "(why would a box be made of magnesium?)"
Jacqueline says, "dunno"
DavidW asks, "Or bolted to a floor?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push box"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                             Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 72 ]
Floyd | You can't push the box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "must have electrical"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bolts"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Store Room                                             Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 73 ]
Floyd | The box is secured to the floor by hardened steel bolts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "is magnesium flammable?"
Zach arrives, ready to play with the toys. DavidW asks, "I think so yes. Magnesium flares, eh?"
Jacqueline says, "maybe"
DavidW asks, "North or down next?"
Jacqueline says, "either"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 74 ]
Floyd | This looks about like your typical closet (minus the coat hangers).
Floyd |    A packrat has emerged from a crack in the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "There he is again"
DavidW says, "I think the packrat can appear anywhere."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x packrat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Closet                                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 75 ]
Floyd | It eyes you suspiciously at first, then standing up on its hind paws,
Floyd | it strides boldly over and squeaks,  "Let's make a deal".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Closet                                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 76 ]
Floyd | Suddenly, a wispy figure materializes before you dressed entirely in
Floyd | tatters and rags. He whispers hoarsely, "Kind and just soul, I am the
Floyd | poor author of this game.  Did you know that $5.00 could feed me and
Floyd | my two starving children for a week?  And my dog could afford the
Floyd | operation?"  With that he limps away and dissipates before your
Floyd | generous eyes.  (Nudge, nudge.)
Floyd |
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    paperback book
Floyd |    old paper
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "yes... but why?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "trade old paper to packrat"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                               Score: 100
Floyd | Moves: 77 ]
Floyd | The packrat carefully inspects the PAPER that you offer, then somehow
Floyd | stuffs it into a tiny crack in the wall.  He darts toward the wall
Floyd | himself, pausing only long enough to throw a small object back to you,
Floyd | then vanishes.
Floyd |
Floyd | This looks about like your typical closet (minus the coat hangers).
Floyd |    There is a plain living room lamp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "also, hahaha"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take lamp"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                               Score: 100
Floyd | Moves: 78 ]
Floyd | You pick up the old lamp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "yay"
DavidW asks, "genie lamp, maybe?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lamp"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Closet                                               Score: 100
Floyd | Moves: 79 ]
Floyd | The shade is slightly stained and there are minor dents in the base.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf3"
Floyd |  Enter saved game to store:
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "rub lamp"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                               Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 80 ]
Floyd | What a CORN BALL thing to do!  What a simple-minded, hair-brained...
Floyd | Wait a minute, a wisp of vapor is starting to come out of the lamp
Floyd | cord.
Floyd | Either there's going to be a fire or...  Suddenly, with three small
Floyd | puffs of
Floyd | smoke a genie appears before you, dressed in what would be the
Floyd | traditional
Floyd | costume if he weren't wearing it all - even the pointy little shoes -
Floyd | backwards.  Clearing his throat, he focuses his purple eyes on you and
Floyd | says,
Floyd | "I'm late for an appointment at the REGEN MOOR, but I'll be     \
Floyd | /
Floyd | back later to GET my three wishes."  Try to stay alive till
Floyd | -->POOF<--
Floyd | then.  With that, he vanishes in a cloud of very green smoke.   /
Floyd | \
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "*HE* gets three wishes?"
Jacqueline says, "lame"
DavidW says, "Also ... hm, three wishes and a miracle..."
Jacqueline says, "yep"
DavidW asks, "also, is REGEN MOOR an anagram for ... GENRE ROOM?"
jenrexrode asks, "can you cut or scrape magenesium with the knife?"
maga says, "dammit, I was going to link to an apropos Oglaf, but the site seems down"
Jacqueline says (to jen), "oooh yes"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                           Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 81 ]
Floyd | Suddenly, a wispy figure materializes before you dressed entirely in
Floyd | tatters and rags. He whispers hoarsely, "Kind and just soul, I am the
Floyd | poor author of this game.  Did you know that $5.00 could feed me and
Floyd | my two starving children for a week?  And my dog could afford the
Floyd | operation?"  With that he limps away and dissipates before your
Floyd | generous eyes.  (Nudge, nudge.)
Floyd |
Floyd | You have come across a store room. A stairway leads down.  A closet is
Floyd | North.
Floyd |    A small magnesium box sits on the floor
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "then we can use it in a magic trick"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut box with knife"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                           Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 82 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the BOX with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "or maybe take a photo"
Jacqueline says, "meh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut with knife"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                           Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 83 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the KNIFE with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut box using knife"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'using' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I wonder if the game doesn't think that a sharp knife is a cutting tool."
jenrexrode asks, "is there a trick to using 3 words?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut box knife"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                           Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 84 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the BOX with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scrape box"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'scrape' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "aw"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wield knife"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'wield' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "it's a wimp-ass knife"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Boiler Room Entrance                                 Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 85 ]
Floyd | Reaching the bottom of the stairs, you can see something massive to
Floyd | the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "have we been able to verb something with something at all?"
DavidW says, "Not that I recall."
jenrexrode says, "even though it appears to offer phrasing..."
DavidW says, "oh... so it may be a double command. CUT BOX. WITH KNIFE."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                           Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 86 ]
Floyd | You have come across a store room. A stairway leads down.  A closet is
Floyd | North.
Floyd |    A small magnesium box sits on the floor
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "maybe"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut box"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                           Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 87 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the BOX with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "with knife"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'with' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "darn"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut box"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                           Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 88 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the BOX with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "knife"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'knife' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "knife box"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'knife' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                           Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 89 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Boiler Room Entrance                                 Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 90 ]
Floyd | Reaching the bottom of the stairs, you can see something massive to
Floyd | the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                        Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 91 ]
Floyd | You squeeze past the gently hissing boiler.  There is a maintenance
Floyd | walkway that runs beside the boiler toward the North.  Stairs are to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    The boiler knocks and pounds - small jets of steam hiss from the
Floyd | seams.
Floyd |      The corroded safety valve spurts like a steam calliope. ( on top
Floyd | the boiler
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x valve"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Boiler                                        Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 92 ]
Floyd | Hot, rusty steam hisses and spurts toward your eyes, threatening to
Floyd | blind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Not sure what to do about that valve yet."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ North Side of the Boiler                             Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 93 ]
Floyd | Squeezing along between the boiler and the wall you come across a room
Floyd | to the North labelled "HOMONYM CLOSET"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I like me some homonyms."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Homonym Closet                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 94 ]
Floyd | You are in the homonym closet.
Floyd |    There is Merry Mary
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mary"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Homonym Closet                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 95 ]
Floyd | Obviously a figment of your imagination, probably based on your 5th
Floyd | grade English Grammar teacher.  She seems (or "seams"?) to expect you
Floyd | to do something.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "marry mary"
Floyd |  [ Homonym Closet                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 96 ]
Floyd | She barks out a laugh then hands you a small object saying, "It was a
Floyd | dumb joke, but take my Pluto, please."  With that she seems to melt
Floyd | away into the shadows, leaving you with a small statue and the funny
Floyd | feeling that your grammatical sensibilities have been offended.  (Mine
Floyd | certainly were.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x statue"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Homonym Closet                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 97 ]
Floyd | Close examination reveals it to be a cheap plaster statue with one
Floyd | chipped ear.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Homonym Closet                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 98 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    paperback book
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline exclaims, "Nicely done!"
DavidW asks, "Is this Pluto the Disney dog, or the Greek god, or what?"
Jacqueline says, "hm, good question"
DavidW says, "I need a bathroom break. bbias."
Jacqueline says, "ok"
Jacqueline says, "So, elliptical sets my typing mode to SUPER BRIEF, but works for cf"
Jacqueline says, "yay"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x lamp"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Homonym Closet                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 99 ]
Floyd | The shade is slightly stained and there are minor dents in the base.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x dents"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'dents' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "back"
Jacqueline says, "hm, back when this game was new, Pluto was still a planet."
DavidW says, "I think we can next check out the Dark Hall past the fire door."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x planet"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'planet' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "but it never fad ears, so"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dog"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | Do you mean the long hotdog or the plaster pluto?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "er, had"
DavidW says, "ah, it's the dog Pluto."
Jacqueline says, "there you go"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ North Side of the Boiler                            Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 100 ]
Floyd | Squeezing along between the boiler and the wall you come across a room
Floyd | to the North labelled "HOMONYM CLOSET"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 101 ]
Floyd | You squeeze past the gently hissing boiler.  There is a maintenance
Floyd | walkway that runs beside the boiler toward the North.  Stairs are to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    The boiler knocks and pounds - small jets of steam hiss from the
Floyd | seams.
Floyd |      The corroded safety valve spurts like a steam calliope. ( on top
Floyd | the boiler
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close valve"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 102 ]
Floyd | The valve is already closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open valve"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 103 ]
Floyd | You have opened the valve.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 102 ]
Floyd | UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Boiler Room Entrance                                Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 103 ]
Floyd | Reaching the bottom of the stairs, you can see something massive to
Floyd | the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                          Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 104 ]
Floyd | You have come across a store room. A stairway leads down.  A closet is
Floyd | North.
Floyd |    A small magnesium box sits on the floor
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                           Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 105 ]
Floyd | The coat room is almost empty.  The Dutch door to the South stands
Floyd | open.
Floyd |    On the wall behind the counter there is a ratty coat hanging on a
Floyd | nail.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake coat"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                           Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 106 ]
Floyd | Don't know how to shake here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in coat"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                           Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 107 ]
Floyd | A closer examination shows that the coat is actually nailed TO the
Floyd | wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take coat"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                           Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 108 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the coat up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Coat Room                                           Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 109 ]
Floyd | You don't see any door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                               Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 110 ]
Floyd | You see an open Dutch door to the North and other doors across the
Floyd | room to the South and Southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                               Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 111 ]
Floyd | The foyer widens out to the East and South.
Floyd |    An old vending machine stands against the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                        Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 112 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 113 ]
Floyd | You are at the lobby courtesy area.  The auditorium is to the North.
Floyd |    The well-appointed courtesy desk stands by the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 114 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it. (
Floyd | on seat 86
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 115 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By Fire Door                                        Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 116 ]
Floyd | The curving steps to the apron are to the North, and the audience to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    There is a solid steel fire door built into the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Dark Hall                                           Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 117 ]
Floyd | Just as you step into the room, the fire door closes behind you,
Floyd | plunging you into inky blackness.  You can't even find an electrical
Floyd | outlet.  Oh, bother.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Dark Hall                                           Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 118 ]
Floyd | Just as you step into the room, the fire door closes behind you,
Floyd | plunging you into inky blackness.  You can't even find an electrical
Floyd | outlet.  Oh, bother.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Dark Hall                                           Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 119 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    paperback book
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Inky blackness, even with the dim bulb for light."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Fire Door                                        Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 120 ]
Floyd | The curving steps to the apron are to the North, and the audience to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    There is a solid steel fire door built into the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 121 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 122 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 123 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 124 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |    A packrat has emerged from a crack in the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 125 ]
Floyd | You are in the closet.
Floyd |    A spear stands in a corner of the closet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake spear"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 126 ]
Floyd | The PUN is the lowest form of humor (unless YOU think of it first).
Floyd | In protest the packrat jumps out of a hole and replaces the spear with
Floyd | a bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | You are in the closet.
Floyd |    There is that famous old oaken bucket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "hguh"
Jacqueline says, "er. huh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bucket"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 127 ]
Floyd | It has no handle, making it a little awkward to carry, but you can
Floyd | manage.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "kick it"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick the bucket"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 128 ]
Floyd | What a quaint sense of humor.  For a second there, I was half tempted
Floyd | to honor your request.  However, I am amused by your antics and wish
Floyd | to see more of them.  I shall let you go with only a bruised toe.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bucket"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 129 ]
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear bucket"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 130 ]
Floyd | You put on the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says, "Yay, puns"
DavidW says, ">join bucket brigade"
Jacqueline says, "heh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 131 ]
Floyd | You are in the closet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 132 ]
Floyd | With the bucket over your face, you do nothing but bump into walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove bucket"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 133 ]
Floyd | You take off the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 134 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |    A packrat has emerged from a crack in the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "hm. Anything we want to trade?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 135 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    paperback book
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "The book, maybe?"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf4"
Floyd |  Enter saved game to store:
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "trade book to packrat"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 136 ]
Floyd | The packrat carefully inspects the BOOK that you offer, then somehow
Floyd | stuffs it into a tiny crack in the wall.  He darts toward the wall
Floyd | himself, pausing only long enough to throw a small object back to you,
Floyd | then vanishes.
Floyd |
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |    A single "one size fits all" roller skate is sitting there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "lamp? it's dented..."
Jacqueline exclaims, "score went up!"
DavidW says, "oh, I think the skate must become Keats, the poet."
Jacqueline says, "ah yeah"
DavidW says, "or maybe just a steak."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "rub lamp"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 137 ]
Floyd | You rub and rub but only wear through the gold tone finish on the
Floyd | cheap lamp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "guess not the right time and place."
Jacqueline says, "yeah"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 138 ]
Floyd | Here, the stage lighting and effects are controlled.  Doors lead East
Floyd | & West.
Floyd |    An ominous red button is at eye level on the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 139 ]
Floyd | A muffled noise catches your attention.  Peering through the double
Floyd | glass window past the audience, you see the stage curtain starting to
Floyd | move.  It rises, revealing the stage area.  You can see light
Floyd | filtering down from somewhere above, and can barely make out some sort
Floyd | of objects.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "And further west is the follow spot (without a bulb) and the tape recorder (without a tape). I suspect the dim bulb is not sufficient for the follow spot."
Jacqueline asks, "more to explore, though, right?"
DavidW says, "I suppose we should check that, though."
DavidW says, "oh yes."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 140 ]
Floyd | The spotlight booth has doors East and West.  There is no glass in the
Floyd | window to the North (to avoid blinding the spot operator.  By, the
Floyd | way, don't try going through the window.  It won't work.)
Floyd |    A large follow spot stands by the window
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open spot" Jacqueline says, "maybe we'll find those things"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 141 ]
Floyd | You have opened the spot.
Floyd | Inside, you see the following:
Floyd |    You can see the socket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bulb in socket"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 600
Floyd | Moves: 142 ]
Floyd | You screw the bulb firmly into the socket, forgetting that you have
Floyd | not disconnected the electric power from the spotlight.  At the first
Floyd | sign of arcing, you avert your eyes, thus avoiding permanent
Floyd | blindness.  Looking out the booth window, you see "YOU'RE ALL WET,
Floyd | PAIL-FACE" projected briefly on the ceiling as the bulb flares into
Floyd | brilliance, then descends back to darkness.
Floyd |
Floyd | The spotlight booth has doors East and West.  There is no glass in the
Floyd | window to the North (to avoid blinding the spot operator.  By, the
Floyd | way, don't try going through the window.  It won't work.)
Floyd |    A large follow spot stands by the window
Floyd |       You can see the socket
Floyd |          There is a burned-out bulb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "undo?"
DavidW says, "eep! Burnt bulb."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 141 ]
Floyd | UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "then unplyg"
Jacqueline says, "unplug, even"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unplug spot"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'unplug' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 142 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 143 ]
Floyd | The spotlight booth has doors East and West.  There is no glass in the
Floyd | window to the North (to avoid blinding the spot operator.  By, the
Floyd | way, don't try going through the window.  It won't work.)
Floyd |    A large follow spot stands by the window
Floyd |       You can see the socket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "hm"
DavidW says, "ok, so let's go onto the stage"
Jacqueline says, "k"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 144 ]
Floyd | Here, the stage lighting and effects are controlled.  Doors lead East
Floyd | & West.
Floyd |    An ominous red button is at eye level on the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 145 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |    A single "one size fits all" roller skate is sitting there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 146 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 147 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |    A single "one size fits all" roller skate is sitting there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take skate"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 148 ]
Floyd | You pick up the roller skate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 149 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 150 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 151 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 152 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 153 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 154 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 155 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf5"
Floyd |  Enter saved game to store:
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hm. Probably don't want to go down there yet"
Jacqueline says, "saved..."
DavidW says, "In the theatre, we say 'break a leg'..."
Jacqueline says, "true,but we've saved..."
DavidW says, "your idea; you do the deed"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ A Narrow Passage                                    Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 156 ]
Floyd | You have come to a narrow passageway with a ladder leading up to the
Floyd | stage and a crawl way through to a slightly less cramped area to the
Floyd | West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "see?"
DavidW says, "ok. But I hadn't fully explored stage-level yet."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 157 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 158 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 159 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 160 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 161 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 162 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 163 ]
Floyd | This seems to be a small rest area that continues to the East in the
Floyd | middle of the wings.  The main stage is to the West.  The wings extend
Floyd | North and South.
Floyd |    There is an old soft drink machine in the corner
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x machine"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 164 ]
Floyd | Amazingly, the machine seems to still be operational.  There is a coin
Floyd | slot, two back-lit message panels (only one of which seems to be
Floyd | lighted), and the small ledge where the sodas would come out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x panels"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 165 ]
Floyd | Amazingly, the machine seems to still be operational.  There is a coin
Floyd | slot, two back-lit message panels (only one of which seems to be
Floyd | lighted), and the small ledge where the sodas would come out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read panels"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 166 ]
Floyd | "Soft Drinks - 25 cents" - Hmm, must be an OLD machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x slot"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 167 ]
Floyd | Amazingly, the machine seems to still be operational.  There is a coin
Floyd | slot, two back-lit message panels (only one of which seems to be
Floyd | lighted), and the small ledge where the sodas would come out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "We wanted a quarter for the other machine, didn't we?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake machine"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 168 ]
Floyd | Don't know how to shake here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "yeah one with paper"
Jacqueline says, "yeah"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ledge"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 169 ]
Floyd | Amazingly, the machine seems to still be operational.  There is a coin
Floyd | slot, two back-lit message panels (only one of which seems to be
Floyd | lighted), and the small ledge where the sodas would come out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push panel"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 170 ]
Floyd | You push the selection button, but the machine only buzzes spitefully
Floyd | and flickers the first panel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hm. Without a coin, I think we have to pass it by, unless this is where the coin comes from."
Jacqueline says, "later"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 171 ]
Floyd | You have wandered into the narrow stage-left wing space.  The main
Floyd | stage is to the West.  You can also see more wing space to the South.
Floyd | There is a ladder extending 80 feet upward into the gloom above.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "i wonder if the broken coin return could be fixed, and return us a coin"
Jacqueline says, "hm..."
Jacqueline says, "maybe"
DavidW says, "I'd like to go east of wings, possibly costumes that way."
DavidW says, "Or props"
jenrexrode says, "cool"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 172 ]
Floyd | This seems to be a small rest area that continues to the East in the
Floyd | middle of the wings.  The main stage is to the West.  The wings extend
Floyd | North and South.
Floyd |    There is an old soft drink machine in the corner
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Off-Left                                            Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 173 ]
Floyd | You squeeze between old flats (stage scenery) off-left (OFF the main
Floyd | stage playing area and to the actor's LEFT while facing the audience -
Floyd | a little theater terminology there).
Floyd |    At first you hardly notice a massive chair against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chair"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Off-Left                                            Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 174 ]
Floyd | A closer examination shows that something is built into the base of
Floyd | the chair, but the only access is from the back and the chair is tight
Floyd | against the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sit"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'sit' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get on chair"
Floyd |  [ Off-Left                                            Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 175 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the chair up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sit on chair"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'sit' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "but I thought we sat earlier"
DavidW says, "Some verbs are location-specific."
Jacqueline says, "automagically only"
jenrexrode says, "i see"
DavidW says, "ADRIFT games have a tendency to define verbs to work only in relevant locations."
DavidW says, "And I guess AGT shares that way of thinking."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "move chair"
Floyd |  There is a deafening roar and the area shakes as if hit by an
Floyd | earthquake.  You must have triggered an old special effects bomb under
Floyd | the chair.  The explosive charge has become so unstable with age that
Floyd | the effect blows everything in range to shreds.  (Don't tell me that
Floyd | was a "CHAIR-Y BOMB"! Har, har, har.) Aren't you glad you have bomb
Floyd | insurance?  Oh, you don't?  One moment, while I check the records.
Floyd | Why yes, you are right, you don't.  Thank you.  We'll just have to
Floyd | pronounce you dead of "percussive fragmentation", i.e. "You go BOOM."
Floyd |
Floyd | You have earned 0 BONUS POINTS out of a possible 22,000
Floyd |
Floyd | Your score is 500 (out of 19900 possible). You have visited 36
Floyd | locations (out of 117 in the game)
Floyd |
Jacqueline exclaims, "!"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd | Would you like to restart, restore, undo, or quit?
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Talk about random."
DavidW asks, "For shame, moving chairs in IF. Aren't all chairs nailed to their locations?"
Jacqueline says, "It implied I should move it..."
DavidW says, "I wonder if we *can* get bomb insurance in the game..."
jenrexrode says, "the machine with paper"
DavidW says, "aha!"
Jacqueline says, "maybe, yeah"
DavidW says (to jen), "I think you're right."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Off-Left                                            Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 176 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Off-Left                                            Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 177 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Off-Left                                            Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 178 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "left/right?"
Zach's thick mustache covered the "sad, innocent smile of a simple fool," the sideburns served as a reminder of the plumber's "blue collar roots," and the strong, muscular legs represented the "legs of the masses."
Zach has disconnected. DavidW says, "We have a few choices: up to the flyloft, down the trap hole, down the stage elevator, up the down-right stairs."
Jacqueline says, "Whichever"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "down the trap hole, I guess."
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'trap' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 179 ]
Floyd | This seems to be a small rest area that continues to the East in the
Floyd | middle of the wings.  The main stage is to the West.  The wings extend
Floyd | North and South.
Floyd |    There is an old soft drink machine in the corner
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 180 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ A Narrow Passage                                    Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 181 ]
Floyd | You have come to a narrow passageway with a ladder leading up to the
Floyd | stage and a crawl way through to a slightly less cramped area to the
Floyd | West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 182 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in a cramped little room with curved walls.
Floyd | Something massive occupies almost the entire area.  As you make your
Floyd | way around to the far side, you see this is the theater organ.  The
Floyd | controls for raising the entire assembly up to stage level for
Floyd | performances have been gutted and are completely unusable.  You can
Floyd | still see the narrow passage to the East.
Floyd |    You are sitting at the keyboard of the massive theater organ.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "auto sit"
Jacqueline exclaims, "yep!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "so, I'm gonna play with my massive organ now."
Floyd |  I don't understand 'so' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x keyboard"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 183 ]
Floyd | The massive instrument has been lovingly maintained.  The keys smell
Floyd | of Bon Ami, the gilt labels on the stops still gleam and the
Floyd | ornamental vase still holds fresh tulips...(strange, that reminds of a
Floyd | joke somehow).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to dw), "har"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vase"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'vase' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tulips"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'tulips' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play organ"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 184 ]
Floyd | You always fancied yourself another P. D. Q. Bach.  Your fingers fly
Floyd | over the keys and great waves of ethereal music gush from the pipes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd |  [g -> again]
Floyd | [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 185 ]
Floyd | You always fancied yourself another P. D. Q. Bach.  Your fingers fly
Floyd | over the keys and great waves of ethereal music gush from the pipes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x organ"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 186 ]
Floyd | The massive instrument has been lovingly maintained.  The keys smell
Floyd | of Bon Ami, the gilt labels on the stops still gleam and the
Floyd | ornamental vase still holds fresh tulips...(strange, that reminds of a
Floyd | joke somehow).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hm."
DavidW says, "Perhaps we need to play a specific melody"
Jacqueline says, "'Goof friend, male."
Jacqueline says, "er, good friend"
jenrexrode says, "tiptoe through the tulips with me"
DavidW says, "The paper vending machine might have sheet music."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play tiptoe through the tulips"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'tiptoe' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play chopsticks"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'chopsticks' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play waltz"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'waltz' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "yeah, maybe if we read music it will come more naturally"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open pipes"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'pipes' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open organ"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 187 ]
Floyd | You can't open the organ.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 188 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in a cramped little room with curved walls.
Floyd | Something massive occupies almost the entire area.  As you make your
Floyd | way around to the far side, you see this is the theater organ.  The
Floyd | controls for raising the entire assembly up to stage level for
Floyd | performances have been gutted and are completely unusable.  You can
Floyd | still see the narrow passage to the East.
Floyd |    You are sitting at the keyboard of the massive theater organ.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x controls"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'controls' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "well, I don't know what to do here. Check the stage elevator area?"
Jacqueline says, "Fill out the map, sure."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ A Narrow Passage                                    Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 189 ]
Floyd | You have come to a narrow passageway with a ladder leading up to the
Floyd | stage and a crawl way through to a slightly less cramped area to the
Floyd | West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 190 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 191 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd |  [ Stage Elevator                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 192 ]
Floyd | The stage elevator is now at the basement level and opens to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Library                                             Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 193 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the library.  The shelves are mostly empty now.
Floyd | The stage elevator is in a small alcove to the West and a short
Floyd | passage is to the South.
Floyd |    There is a very thin music book ( on the east shelf )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "yay"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take book"
Floyd |  [ Library                                             Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 194 ]
Floyd | You pick up the music book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x it"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Library                                             Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 195 ]
Floyd | It has only one the page left - no wonder it's so thin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd |  [ Library                                             Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 196 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "4...SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "hm, directional music"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 197 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you see that the room is bare.  You see the Library
Floyd | North
Floyd |    There are sliding elevator doors on the East wall
Floyd |    There is a locked door on the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "oh, that's probably the elevator shaft we fell down. We can meet the packrat again."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 198 ]
Floyd | This is NOT the Enterprise.  You'll have to open these doors yourself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open doors"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 199 ]
Floyd | You manage to pry the doors open, breaking only one fingernail in the
Floyd | process.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                            Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 200 ]
Floyd | As you walk through, the doors slide closed behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself at the bottom of an elevator shaft.  You can see
Floyd | light coming through the gap between the doors to the West.  Looking
Floyd | up you can barely see light filtering through another set of open
Floyd | doors two floors above.
Floyd |    The frayed elevator cable hangs just out of your reach.
Floyd |    A packrat has emerged from a crack in the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "who are we?"
DavidW says, "Some actor who auditioned and fell asleep here, I think."
jenrexrode says, "and now with a broken fingernail :("
Jacqueline says, "heh"
DavidW says, "The packrat seems to have preferred locations, each location associated with a different trade item to obtain."
DavidW says, "Based on the dictionary, we can probably get a bugle from him here."
Jacqueline asks, "Have you marked where we've encountered him?"
DavidW says, "yes"
Jacqueline says, "Good thinking"
Jacqueline says, "(I've moved from the elliptical to the bike... my typing has improved."
Jacqueline says, ")"
DavidW says, "The lamp was in the closet north of the store room and coat room; the skate was in the south end of the hall outside the techies and pun room."
DavidW says, "I don't think we have worthless items to trade right now, though."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                            Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 201 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    music book
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                            Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 202 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    music book
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Timing"
Jacqueline asks, "Was there another bulb in the dented lamp?"
DavidW says, "I think it's one of those 1001 Arabian Knights lamps."
Jacqueline says, "Oh, right - the genie lamp, got it."
DavidW says, "oil lamp but with genie instead of oil."
Jacqueline says, "yeah"
DavidW says, "I suggest ignoring the packrat for now."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open doors" Jacqueline says, "okay"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                            Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 203 ]
Floyd | You manage to pry the doors open, breaking only one fingernail in the
Floyd | process.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 204 ]
Floyd | As you walk through, the doors slide closed behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Looking around, you see that the room is bare.  You see the Library
Floyd | North
Floyd |    There are sliding elevator doors on the East wall
Floyd |    There is a locked door on the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x locked door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'locked' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Music Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 205 ]
Floyd | Judging from the label, I'd say it goes to the orchestra pit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I suggest playing the music book at the organ."
jenrexrode says, "yeah yeah"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Library                                             Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 206 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the library.  The shelves are mostly empty now.
Floyd | The stage elevator is in a small alcove to the West and a short
Floyd | passage is to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Stage Elevator                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 207 ]
Floyd | The stage elevator is now at the basement level and opens to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 208 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 209 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ A Narrow Passage                                    Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 210 ]
Floyd | You have come to a narrow passageway with a ladder leading up to the
Floyd | stage and a crawl way through to a slightly less cramped area to the
Floyd | West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 211 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in a cramped little room with curved walls.
Floyd | Something massive occupies almost the entire area.  As you make your
Floyd | way around to the far side, you see this is the theater organ.  The
Floyd | controls for raising the entire assembly up to stage level for
Floyd | performances have been gutted and are completely unusable.  You can
Floyd | still see the narrow passage to the East.
Floyd |    You are sitting at the keyboard of the massive theater organ.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play show me the way to go home"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'show' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "try 4"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play music"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 212 ]
Floyd | You can't play the book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play organ"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 213 ]
Floyd | You always fancied yourself another P. D. Q. Bach.  Your fingers fly
Floyd | over the keys and great waves of ethereal music gush from the pipes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read music"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 214 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "4...SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "play 4"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 215 ]
Floyd | You can't play the 4.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "show me the way to go home"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'me' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "hm"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put book on organ"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 216 ]
Floyd | You place the book on the organ.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play organ" jenrexrode says, "oh"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 217 ]
Floyd | You always fancied yourself another P. D. Q. Bach.  Your fingers fly
Floyd | over the keys and great waves of ethereal music gush from the pipes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take book"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 218 ]
Floyd | You pick up the music book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open book"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 219 ]
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open book"
Floyd | You can't open the book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 220 ]
Floyd | You can't open the book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "hm. syntax trouble?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take page"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 221 ]
Floyd | You already have the page.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "memorize page"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'memorize' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x page"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 222 ]
Floyd | It has only one the page left - no wonder it's so thin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play page"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 223 ]
Floyd | You can't play the page.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "put page on organ"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 224 ]
Floyd | You place the page on the organ.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play song"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'song' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x stand"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'stand' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "play organ"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 225 ]
Floyd | You always fancied yourself another P. D. Q. Bach.  Your fingers fly
Floyd | over the keys and great waves of ethereal music gush from the pipes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play tune"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'tune' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play book"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 226 ]
Floyd | You can't play the book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x page"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 227 ]
Floyd | It has only one the page left - no wonder it's so thin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "read page"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 228 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "4...SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "play home"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'home' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks (of vimes), "You still around?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing music"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'sing' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
vimes says, "right here."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'sing' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Could you look and see if this is a syntax issue?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 229 ]
Floyd | What do you want to play?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "all"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'all' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
vimes says, "sure thing."
Jacqueline exclaims, "Please? Thanks!"
jenrexrode says, "try 4 again"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play 4"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 230 ]
Floyd | You can't play the 4.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "hmph"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x 4"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 231 ]
Floyd | You see nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I don't think '4' means the song."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x organ"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 232 ]
Floyd | Sorry about that, I was just fiddling around with one of your RAM
Floyd | chips and I think I accidently threw a DIP switch.  I'll see if I can
Floyd | fix it... OK. Everythink is bAc/k to nornal no w.  You can co&tinue
Floyd | wiFth the Game.
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself in a cramped little room with curved walls.
Floyd | Something massive occupies almost the entire area.  As you make your
Floyd | way around to the far side, you see this is the theater organ.  The
Floyd | controls for raising the entire assembly up to stage level for
Floyd | performances have been gutted and are completely unusable.  You can
Floyd | still see the narrow passage to the East.
Floyd |    You are sitting at the keyboard of the massive theater organ.
Floyd |    There is a very thin music book (on the organ)
Floyd | The massive instrument has been lovingly maintained.  The keys smell
Floyd | of Bon Ami, the gilt labels on the stops still gleam and the
Floyd | ornamental vase still holds fresh tulips...(strange, that reminds of a
Floyd | joke somehow).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Maybe we have to play the song on the bugle."
Jacqueline says, "Oh, okay, they smell of Bon Ami. Earlier I thought BON AMI was written on them."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x labels"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 233 ]
Floyd | You don't see any labels here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read book"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 234 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "4...SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play "show me the way to go home""
Floyd |  I don't understand the word '"show' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "I think we ought to pick up the music book and move on. Flyloft next?"
jenrexrode says, "sure"
Jacqueline says, "Maybe come back? Vimes is checking to see if it's our approach."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take music"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 235 ]
Floyd | You pick up the music book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ A Narrow Passage                                    Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 236 ]
Floyd | You have come to a narrow passageway with a ladder leading up to the
Floyd | stage and a crawl way through to a slightly less cramped area to the
Floyd | West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 237 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 238 ]
Floyd | This seems to be a small rest area that continues to the East in the
Floyd | middle of the wings.  The main stage is to the West.  The wings extend
Floyd | North and South.
Floyd |    There is an old soft drink machine in the corner
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
vimes says, "attempting to play this piece of music at the organ is a red herring."
DavidW asks, "hm. perhaps the open trap door can be closed?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 239 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to vimes), "Thanks"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close trap"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'trap' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close door"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 240 ]
Floyd | That apparently can't be closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 241 ]
Floyd | This seems to be a small rest area that continues to the East in the
Floyd | middle of the wings.  The main stage is to the West.  The wings extend
Floyd | North and South.
Floyd |    There is an old soft drink machine in the corner
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 242 ]
Floyd | You have wandered into the narrow stage-left wing space.  The main
Floyd | stage is to the West.  You can also see more wing space to the South.
Floyd | There is a ladder extending 80 feet upward into the gloom above.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 243 ]
Floyd | You start briskly climbing the ladder, but about 20 feet up you
Floyd | realize what acrophobia is all about.  After clinging to the ladder
Floyd | helplessly for a few hours, your arms finally give out and you fall
Floyd | back to the stage below.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear bucket"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 244 ]
Floyd | You don't see any bucket here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "where's our bucket?"
Jacqueline says, "Do we have it in this playthrough? I *think* we do... but maybe it was the last game."
DavidW says, "It was this playthrough. We needed the bulb to enter the Pun Room to see the spear, and 'shake spear' produced the bucket."
Jacqueline says, "Oh right. Of course."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 245 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    music book
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "find bucket"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'find' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 246 ]
Floyd | The upstage area is dimly illuminated by streamers of light filtering
Floyd | down from the flyloft and work grid above.  Specks of dust dance in
Floyd | the light.
Floyd |    There is a suspiciously good looking apple sitting there ( on the
Floyd | work table
Floyd | )   An old work table leans and tilts at odd angles
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take apple"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 247 ]
Floyd | You pick up the juicy apple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 248 ]
Floyd | In the Corner of the offstage area, you see the top of an old wooden
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "ok, this was a dark area we couldn't see before."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 249 ]
Floyd | At the bottom of a stairway you see a doorway West and some smudged
Floyd | graffiti on the wall: "GLASS CUTS DIAMOND" and "DYSLEXICS OF THE
Floyd | WORLD, UNTIE!".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 250 ]
Floyd | There are small piles of sawdust in the corners.  You see a door to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    A hardened steel chain has one end built into the concrete wall.
Floyd |    There is an iron crowbar ( chained to the wall )
Floyd |    A gouged and battered woodworking table is against the Wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 251 ]
Floyd | It has seen a lot of use.  Its heavy oak top has gouges from many a
Floyd | tool.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sawdust"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'sawdust' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chain"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 252 ]
Floyd | It seems as if the janitor in this place doesn't trust anyone with his
Floyd | tools. There's no lock on the chain.  It'd have to be cut to free
Floyd | anything from it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crowbar"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 253 ]
Floyd | It's in good shape and looks like it could do a job on anything it
Floyd | could reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "So if we want the crowbar, we have to cut the chain."
Jacqueline says, "Maybe we could pry it ... wait, nevermind"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pry chain with crowbar"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 254 ]
Floyd | You can't open the chain.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "break chain with crowbar"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 255 ]
Floyd | BREAK!  Someone say BREAK?  Great, I'll see you in ten minutes.  Bye,
Floyd | bye. I'm back.  Now, what were you saying?  You wanted to BREAK the
Floyd | CHAIN? Don't know how to break here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut chain with knife"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 256 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the CHAIN with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline smacks the game.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take crowbar"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 257 ]
Floyd | You pick up the iron crowbar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 258 ]
Floyd | The crowbar, still chained to the wall, jerks back and clatters to the
Floyd | floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | At the bottom of a stairway you see a doorway West and some smudged
Floyd | graffiti on the wall: "GLASS CUTS DIAMOND" and "DYSLEXICS OF THE
Floyd | WORLD, UNTIE!".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x graffiti"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'graffiti' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Little Room                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 259 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    juicy apple
Floyd |    music book
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Got more areas on the map to fill out?"
Jacqueline asks, "I guess we do beyond this, but otherwise?"
DavidW says, "yes, we haven't been up the stairs at Down-Right yet."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 260 ]
Floyd | In the Corner of the offstage area, you see the top of an old wooden
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 261 ]
Floyd | There is an unpainted red brick wall to the West.
Floyd |    A thin ray of light creeps in under the stage door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "The haven't opened this door yet either."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 262 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "f w"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'f' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Stairwell                                 Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 263 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you see a spiral stairway leading up, a door around
Floyd | behind the stairs to the West, and the stage to the East
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Hall                                                Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 264 ]
Floyd | At the South end of a hall, there are doorways to the West and the
Floyd | South and the top of a narrow spiral stairway.
Floyd |    The door to the dressing room has no knob.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Hall                                                Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 265 ]
Floyd | It doesn't seem to actually be locked.  You just can't open it without
Floyd | a knob.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "knock on door"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'knock' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 266 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the men's dressing room.
Floyd |    There is a dressing table against the wall
Floyd |      There is a small drawer ( in the dressing table)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 267 ]
Floyd | The table has a mirror and a small drawer.  There is nothing lying on
Floyd | the table.  A quick search shows that there is nothing behind nor
Floyd | under it. There is something scribbled on the mirror with lipstick.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read mirror"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 268 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "THE MAKEUP THEY GIVE YOU IN THIS PLACE WOULD GIVE ZITS TO WROUGHT
Floyd | IRON!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "If that's literal, we might give the chain holding the crowbar some acne."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open drawer"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 269 ]
Floyd | You have opened the drawer.
Floyd | Inside, you see the following:
Floyd |    There is a kit of heavy stage makeup
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take makeup"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 270 ]
Floyd | You pick up the stage makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x it"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 271 ]
Floyd | There are a few sticks of very high quality professional heavy
Floyd | greasepaint in the kit.  Just your skin tone, and a national brand
Floyd | label.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 272 ]
jenrexrode says, "cool, out it on the magnesium box and maybe it will pop"
Floyd | "Freddie Krueger Special Halloween Assortment"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "er put"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "magnesium isn't wrought iron."
Floyd |  I don't understand 'magnesium' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Hall                                                Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 273 ]
Floyd | At the South end of a hall, there are doorways to the West and the
Floyd | South and the top of a narrow spiral stairway.
Floyd |    The door to the dressing room has no knob.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Hall                                                Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 274 ]
Floyd | Ignoring everything that you learned as a two year old, you
Floyd | impulsively turn W and walk right into the closed door.
Floyd |
Floyd | At the South end of a hall, there are doorways to the West and the
Floyd | South and the top of a narrow spiral stairway.
Floyd |    The door to the dressing room has no knob.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "i know that"
Jacqueline says, "afk a sec"
Jacqueline says, "Back"
Jacqueline says, "Sorry, got ravenous. Had to find food."
DavidW says, "I made two PBJs while waiting. :)"
Jacqueline says, "yay"
Jacqueline exclaims, "onward!"
DavidW says, "I want to put the makeup on the chain, see if it really will give it zits."
Jacqueline says, "Sure... why not."
jenrexrode says, "oh, I didn't know there was another metal thing"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Stairwell                                 Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 275 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you see a spiral stairway leading up, a door around
Floyd | behind the stairs to the West, and the stage to the East
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 276 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 277 ]
Floyd | There is an unpainted red brick wall to the West.
Floyd |    A thin ray of light creeps in under the stage door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 278 ]
Floyd | In the Corner of the offstage area, you see the top of an old wooden
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 279 ]
Floyd | At the bottom of a stairway you see a doorway West and some smudged
Floyd | graffiti on the wall: "GLASS CUTS DIAMOND" and "DYSLEXICS OF THE
Floyd | WORLD, UNTIE!".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 280 ]
Floyd | There are small piles of sawdust in the corners.  You see a door to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    A hardened steel chain has one end built into the concrete wall.
Floyd |    There is an iron crowbar
Floyd |    A gouged and battered woodworking table is against the Wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put makeup on chain"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 281 ]
Floyd | You place the makeup on the chain.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chain"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 282 ]
Floyd | It seems as if the janitor in this place doesn't trust anyone with his
Floyd | tools. There's no lock on the chain.  It'd have to be cut to free
Floyd | anything from it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 283 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    juicy apple
Floyd |    music book
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take makeup"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 284 ]
Floyd | You pick up the stage makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
vimes says, "it puts the makeup on the chain or else it gets the hose again"
jenrexrode says, "wah"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "rub makeup on chain"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 285 ]
Floyd | Rub doesn't take on as a preposition.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "apply makeup on chain"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'apply' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear makeup"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 286 ]
Floyd | You put on the makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 285 ]
Floyd | UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to vimes), "hahahaieeee"
DavidW says, "I guess the makeup isn't meant for the chain."
DavidW says, "I suppose the makeup is actually meant to be worn."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut apple"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 286 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the APPLE with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I'm not sure what to try next. I'd like to find out what happened to the bucket."
Jacqueline asks, "Bucket, oh bucket, oh where hast thou gone?"
DavidW asks, "also, does the bucket count as a 'hat'?"
Jacqueline says, "hm... interesting thought"
Jacqueline says, "Possibly"
DavidW says, "I'm starting to be a bit silly."
Jacqueline says, "Not necessarily... and this game isn't exactly somber."
DavidW says, "true"
DavidW says, "I got 'marry Mary' and 'shake spear' almost instantly."
Jacqueline says, "Yes."
Jacqueline says, "Precisely."
jenrexrode asks, "but are any of the room titles telling us something?"
DavidW says, "I wonder if the bucket has to stay in the Pun Room for some reason."
jenrexrode says, "in the organ room, would two lips be considered an organ? :)"
DavidW says (to jenrexrode), "Not sure. The dyslexia graffiti gave me pause."
Jacqueline says (to D), "Hm, yeah - that's probably it."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 287 ]
Floyd | There are small piles of sawdust in the corners.  You see a door to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    A hardened steel chain has one end built into the concrete wall.
Floyd |    There is an iron crowbar
Floyd |    A gouged and battered woodworking table is against the Wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 288 ]
Floyd | At the bottom of a stairway you see a doorway West and some smudged
Floyd | graffiti on the wall: "GLASS CUTS DIAMOND" and "DYSLEXICS OF THE
Floyd | WORLD, UNTIE!".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 289 ]
Floyd | In the Corner of the offstage area, you see the top of an old wooden
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 290 ]
Floyd | There is an unpainted red brick wall to the West.
Floyd |    A thin ray of light creeps in under the stage door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 291 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 292 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 293 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 294 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 295 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 296 ]
Floyd | You are in the closet.
Floyd |    There is that famous old oaken bucket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "'famous'."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bucket"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 297 ]
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 298 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 299 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    stage makeup
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    juicy apple
Floyd |    music book
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    oaken bucket
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Well, see, here's the thing. Diamond cuts glass, not the other way around, and that's in the room with the in-poor-taste dyslexic joke... wonder if that's a clue, a puzzle, or just a not very nice jab."
DavidW says, "I know, it implies a backwards or scrambled puzzle."
Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
DavidW asks, "cut knife with chain?"
Jacqueline says, "I doubt it, but that's not a reason not to try."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "m"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'm' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 300 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 301 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 302 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 303 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 304 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 305 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 306 ]
Floyd | There is an unpainted red brick wall to the West.
Floyd |    A thin ray of light creeps in under the stage door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 307 ]
Floyd | In the Corner of the offstage area, you see the top of an old wooden
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 308 ]
Floyd | At the bottom of a stairway you see a doorway West and some smudged
Floyd | graffiti on the wall: "GLASS CUTS DIAMOND" and "DYSLEXICS OF THE
Floyd | WORLD, UNTIE!".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 309 ]
Floyd | There are small piles of sawdust in the corners.  You see a door to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    A hardened steel chain has one end built into the concrete wall.
Floyd |    There is an iron crowbar
Floyd |    A gouged and battered woodworking table is against the Wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut knife with chain"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 310 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the KNIFE with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take chain"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 311 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the chain up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Wait, what?"
Jacqueline says, "Oh, right."
Jacqueline says, "Sorry, misread."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put makeup on crowbar"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 312 ]
Floyd | You place the makeup on the crowbar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 311 ]
Floyd | UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bucket"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 312 ]
Floyd | It has no handle, making it a little awkward to carry, but you can
Floyd | manage.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 313 ]
Floyd | At the bottom of a stairway you see a doorway West and some smudged
Floyd | graffiti on the wall: "GLASS CUTS DIAMOND" and "DYSLEXICS OF THE
Floyd | WORLD, UNTIE!".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 314 ]
Floyd | In the Corner of the offstage area, you see the top of an old wooden
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 315 ]
Floyd | The upstage area is dimly illuminated by streamers of light filtering
Floyd | down from the flyloft and work grid above.  Specks of dust dance in
Floyd | the light.
Floyd |    An old work table leans and tilts at odd angles
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn table"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 316 ]
Floyd | Try as you might, you cannot lift the table enough to budge it.
Floyd | Besides, in its dilapidated condition, you are likely to end up with a
Floyd | pile of fire wood.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull table"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 317 ]
Floyd | You can't pull the table.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on table"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'stand' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 318 ]
Floyd | You have wandered into the narrow stage-left wing space.  The main
Floyd | stage is to the West.  You can also see more wing space to the South.
Floyd | There is a ladder extending 80 feet upward into the gloom above.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear bucket"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 319 ]
Floyd | You put on the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 320 ]
Floyd | You start briskly climbing the ladder, but about 20 feet up you
Floyd | realize what acrophobia is all about.  After clinging to the ladder
Floyd | helplessly for a few hours, your arms finally give out and you fall
Floyd | back to the stage below.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove bucket"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 321 ]
Floyd | You take off the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 322 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    stage makeup
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    juicy apple
Floyd |    music book
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "ah. 'remove bucket' makes the bucket disappear back to the pun room?"
Jacqueline says, "Ah. It must."
Jacqueline says, "Trickey"
Jacqueline says, "er, tricky"
DavidW says, "It seems like a bug."
DavidW asks, "I don't know of any 'famous oaken bucket', do you?"
Jacqueline says, "Trying to think..."
vimes says, "there's a kid's song or something, i remember from my youth"
Jacqueline says, "What about 'There's a hole in my bucket..."
Jacqueline says, "er, the bucket."
DavidW says, "There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza..."
Jacqueline says, "Well fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry... right."
Jacqueline asks, "With the gum?"
Jacqueline asks, "We never figured out how to get that, though, right?"
vimes says, "with a /straw/, dear liza^Wjacq"
DavidW asks, "There is no hole in this bucket, though, is there?"
vimes says, "also, this is the song i was thinking of: [LINK]"
Jacqueline says, "Hm. Not sure. I guess possibly not, David."
DavidW says, "And no, we never obtained the gum."
vimes says, "which is originally a samuel woodworth poem, apparently, and here's the rest of the poem: [LINK]"
Jacqueline asks, "So, we can only leave the room wearing it?"
DavidW says, "No, we can't. If we wear the bucket in the room, we can't see where we're going. That's why I thought it might be a cure for the agrophobia puzzle."
DavidW says, "accro-"
Jacqueline says, "Ah."
DavidW says, "I took it off so we could leave the room, not realizing that it left my inventory then."
DavidW says, "er, OUR inventory"
Jacqueline says, "hee"
Jacqueline asks, "So. What next?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close eyes"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'eyes' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I dunno."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 323 ]
Floyd | You have wandered into the narrow stage-left wing space.  The main
Floyd | stage is to the West.  You can also see more wing space to the South.
Floyd | There is a ladder extending 80 feet upward into the gloom above.
Floyd |    There is that famous old oaken bucket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "We have two vending machines, several locked doors, a ladder we can't climb, a genie who ignores us. We can trade with the packrat again."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "close eyes"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'eyes' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "You... just tried that."
DavidW says, "oh. Removing it drops the bucket to the floor? ok."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bucket"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 324 ]
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Oh - cool. I thought it had autoreturned, kinda like stuff does here on the mud."
DavidW says, "We have the counterweight. There's the crowbar. The magnesium box. The boiler and valve."
DavidW says, "The secret. The gum."
Jacqueline asks, "And did we put the secret under our bucket hat?"
DavidW says, "Makeup. Lots of little mysteries."
DavidW says, "no, we haven't tried the bucket hat idea."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 325 ]
Floyd | You don't see any hat here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "and I think that suggests the bucket isn't a true hat for the puzzle."
Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
DavidW says, "I expected a hat in the coat room, but there wasn't one there."
DavidW says, "And we haven't seen any costume rooms."
Jacqueline asks, "Yeah, I was too. And that coat is really but a curtain, right?"
DavidW says, "yeah"
DavidW says, "The tape recorder still needs a tape. The follow spot result suggests making it rain to me."
Jacqueline asks, "It does?"
DavidW says, "well, 'you're all wet, paleface' suggested to me that we need to reenact an Indian rain dance -- or just make it rain."
Jacqueline says, "hm"
DavidW says, "Unless we're supposed to pour a bucket of water on ourselves."
Jacqueline says, "How else can we cover our eyes... blindfold, I guess, but haven't seen one of those."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'dance' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x water"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 326 ]
Floyd | You don't see any water here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline asks, "Is 'you're all wet' a theatre phrase, kinda like 'break a leg' is?"
DavidW says, "It's a phrase, but not from theatre, as far as I know."
Jacqueline nods.
DavidW says, "It vaguely means 'you don't know what you're doing/talking about'."
Jacqueline says, "Not washed up. That's a different phrase."
DavidW says, "yeah. 'washed up' means you failed."
DavidW says, "Or that you lost status, I guess."
Jacqueline says, "Well, I was thinking when actors are past their prime."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "fill bucket"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'fill' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x bucket"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 327 ]
Floyd | It has no handle, making it a little awkward to carry, but you can
Floyd | manage.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Maybe it's a Jack and Jill bucket, and we need to go up a hill and break a crown."
Jacqueline says, "Hm..."
Jacqueline | [LINK]
DavidW says, "I'm starting to lose consciousness. I need a pee break, and probably an break from sitting upright."
Jacqueline says, "I have no idea if that helps us, but that is a famous oaken bucket."
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Let's break, then."
Jacqueline says, "We can pick it up later or decide later that we're done, depending on how we feel."
jenrexrode says, "ok"
DavidW says, "ok. we can try trading to the packrat at least, even if we don't know what to trade away."
Jacqueline says, "If you'd like, but it sounds like you should pee and maybe nap."
DavidW says, "yeah, gonna nap now. back later."
*** SESSION TWO ***
DavidW arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. DavidW asks, "I'm awake. What's happening?"
Jacqueline says, "You missed ClubFloyd."
Jacqueline says, "They finished up Shuffling Around."
DavidW says, "noooooooooo"
Jacqueline says, "This is what abnormal sleep patterns get you, friend."
Jacqueline says, "But we intentionally avoided Son of Stagefright because you weren't here."
Jacqueline says, "So, next week on that."
DavidW whimpers.
Jacqueline asks, "You got a new phone, I hear?"
DavidW says, "But I want to play it nowwwww"
Zach asks, "Doesn't ClubFloyd provide wake-up calls?"
DavidW says, "A phone that doesn't work."
Jacqueline says, "You should give me your number, just because, but then you should probably also tell me to call you to wake you up on Sun-- oh."
Jacqueline says, "I would say let's fire it up, but I have to leave in less than an hour."
DavidW says, "The screens fail to light up and so I can't even tell if the battery is charged, let alone initialize it."
Jacqueline says, "Son of Stagefright, that is, not your phone."
Jacqueline asks, "Is this a used phone?"
DavidW says, "no"
Jacqueline says, "You should take it back then."
DavidW says, "It was a brand new phone"
Jacqueline says, "Ask the nice people at the store."
Jacqueline says, "It may just be faulty. I'll bet they give you a new one."
DavidW says, "I was looking forward to playing this all week."
Jacqueline says, "Well, you're welcome to play it, and the transcript is still running, but I can't play."
Jacqueline says, "I would be fine with you going for it."
Jacqueline says, "But there might be others who wanted to play."
Jacqueline asks, "Let's see... who was here last week?"
Zach says, "Aw, I'll be your playfriend"
Jacqueline says, "There you go."
Jacqueline asks, "And maybe Jen... is Jen around?"
Zach says, "Too bad Chief already left"
Zach arrives, full of funk, but no fun. Zach asks, "Does Amber want to play?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "quit"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > QUIT
Floyd | cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" Zach asks, "What's the filename?"
DavidW says, "I don't know."
Jacqueline says, "sonofstagefright"
Zach says (to Floyd), "load sonofstagefright"
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
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Floyd | Loading game...
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Floyd |
Floyd |                    /=======================================\
Floyd |                    | /-----------------------------------\ |
Floyd |                    | |               S O S               | |
Floyd |                    | |                                   | |
Floyd |                    | |         Son Of Stagefright        | |
Floyd |                    | |             The SEQUEL            | |
Floyd |                    | |   A pleasant day at the theatre   | |
Floyd |                    | |     in three paranatural acts     | |
Floyd |                    | |      c 1989 by Mike McCauley      | |
Floyd |                    | \-----------------------------------/ |
Floyd |                    \=======================================/
Floyd |                                        .
Floyd |
Floyd | Created with Malmberg and Welch's Adventure Game Toolkit
Floyd |
Floyd | This game is being executed by:
Floyd |
Floyd |     AGiliTy, The (Mostly) Universal AGT Interpreter, Version 1.1.1
Floyd |     Copyright (C) 1996-1999,2001 by Robert Masenten
Floyd |     Glk version
Floyd |
Floyd | Choose <I>nstructions, <A>GiliTy Information, or <other> to start the
Floyd | game
Floyd |
Jacqueline says, "Also, last week's transcript (raw) format, for reference, is posted:"
Jacqueline | [LINK]
DavidW says, "My notes from last time: [LINK]"
Touchy arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | i
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Floyd |
Floyd | INSTRUCTIONS:
Floyd | Welcome to S O S, Son Of Stagefright - The Sequel.  If you missed
Floyd | Stagefright, I'm not surprised.  It was written in SmartBasic to run
Floyd | on the Coleco Adam computer (5 extra points if you remember the Adam -
Floyd | 10 if you owned one).  This version was completely recoded in AGT -
Floyd | which I highly recommend - and the plot redeveloped and rewritten make
Floyd | it more enjoyable.
Floyd |
Floyd | The object of the game is to find your way out of an old abandoned
Floyd | theater. Along the way you'll run into creaky catwalks, raging rivers,
Floyd | mini mazes, rogues, royalty, rats and a zoo keeper. You will endure
Floyd | puns, perils, pratfalls, word play, bad jokes, and a mild innuendo or
Floyd | two.  The screen will show a running account of your predicament, and
Floyd | you will enter your wishes on the keyboard.  For instance, if you are
Floyd | told that there is a wild man-eating kumquat behind the door, you
Floyd | might enter:  CLOSE THE DOOR.
Floyd |
Floyd | Phrase commands in a verb-noun-preposition-object order, such as THROW
Floyd | (verb) THE LITTLE BOOK (noun) AT (preposition) THE FLAMING DUCK
Floyd | (object).  DON'T use periods, question marks, etc. at the end of the
Floyd | sentence.  Commands can be combined and pronouns used for repeated
Floyd | references to the same thing:  LIGHT THE LAMP THEN GIVE IT TO THE
Floyd | BARTENDER.  If something doesn't seem to work, try re-phrasing it.
Floyd | (AND, THEN, "," and ";" can link commands)
Floyd |
Floyd | Pressing "?" brings up information on key assignments.  Use the
Floyd | BACKSPACE key to edit your commands.  (The LEFT ARROW key is shorthand
Floyd | for "WEST")
Floyd |
Floyd | Here are a few special commands:
Floyd |
Floyd | AGAIN, G    - REPEAT LAST COMMAND
Floyd | BRIEF       - GIVE SHORT ROOM DESCRIPTIONS
Floyd | COMMANDS    - SHOW THIS LIST AGAIN
Floyd | HELP, H     - HINTS (IF AVAILABLE)
Floyd | INVENTORY, I- SHOW INVENTORY
Floyd | LIST EXITS  - SHOW THE "ROOM'S" EXITS
Floyd | LOOK, L     - DESCRIBE "ROOM"
Floyd | QUIT, Q     - END THE GAME
Floyd | RESTORE     - RESTORE SAVED GAME
Floyd | SAVE        - SAVE GAME
Floyd | SCORE       - SHOW SCORE
Floyd | SCRIPT      - SEND MESSAGES TO PRINTER
Floyd | SHOUT       - TOGGLES SOUND ON/OFF
Floyd | UNSCRIPT    - STOP SENDING TO PRINTER
Floyd | VERBOSE     - GIVE FULL DESCRIPTIONS
Floyd | ?           - LIST OF KEY ASSIGNMENTS
Floyd |
Floyd | Explore and have fun with the game.  PUSH, PULL, TURN, PLAY, EXAMINE
Floyd | and READ any and everything.  There is no telling where I might have
Floyd | hidden some perverse little goodie.  Watch your score.  A jump upward
Floyd | means you're doing well.  A sudden drop probably means you just did
Floyd | something that will prevent you from completing the game.  SAVE the
Floyd | game frequently and you will be able to "backtrack" and try different
Floyd | strategies.
Floyd |
Floyd | If you do want to check on some point, a $5.00, one time registration
Floyd | fee will give me all the incentive I need to send a map and correspond
Floyd | on any and all aspects of the game.
Floyd |
Floyd | MIKE MCCAULEY
Floyd | 1442 SORREL ST.
Floyd | SIMI VALLEY, CA 93065
Floyd |
Floyd | Relax and enjoy.  By my count, there are only 28 ways to die.
Floyd | (Nothing serious though, I assure you.  Only little things like falls,
Floyd | explosions, drowning, transmutations, liquification, broken heart,
Floyd | embarrassment, old age, fire, mincing and the ever popular collapsing
Floyd | room.) BREAK A LEG!
Floyd |
Floyd | Choose <I>nstructions, <A>GiliTy Information, or <other> to start the
Floyd | game
Floyd |
DavidW says, "The things I want to try this time is to be a bit more reckless and to see if we missed any places on the map."
DavidW says, "Many locations don't seem to say which exits are available, so it's quite likely we missed some."
Zach says, "Go for it"
Zach says (to Floyd), "other"
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Floyd |
Floyd |                      S.O.S. Son of Stagefright, the SEQUEL
Floyd |                               c 1989 Mike McCauley Distributed as
Floyd | ShareWare  -  Not Public Domain
Floyd |
Floyd | This is your big day.  You've studied method acting, improv, mime,
Floyd | dance, movement, CPR and all the rest and now you're itching to take
Floyd | your place down center like all the famous actors and actresses before
Floyd | you.  You've heard about an audition down at the old theater at the
Floyd | lower end of the far reaches of the wrong side of...
Floyd |
Floyd | -Well, anyway, you thought that it had been closed after a series of
Floyd | very mysterious accidents and disappearances following their 13 week
Floyd | run of the `Scottish Tragedy'.  (If you don't know that one, just ask
Floyd | any actor.)
Floyd |
Floyd | When you arrive, the line of hopefuls wraps around the block. By the
Floyd | time you get signed in, the only seat left is up in the balcony.
Floyd |
Floyd |    Hour after hour the readings drone on and on and on and   on
Floyd | and
Floyd | on                                                  *
Floyd |            and       *
Floyd | *
Floyd | *                     z-z-z-Z-Z-Z-Z-z-z-z-Z-Z-Z-Z-z-z-z
Floyd |                *                                             *
Floyd |
Floyd | You wake with a start.  What time is it?  Did you miss the call for
Floyd | your reading?   You hear what sounds like muffled laughter somewhere.
Floyd | Looking around for its source, it occurs to you that something is
Floyd | disturbingly wrong.
Floyd |
Floyd | Finally it sinks in.  There isn't a living soul in sight.  Dust and
Floyd | cobwebs are everywhere.  There is only one thought racing through your
Floyd | little brain...
Floyd |                              "I WANT OUT!"
Floyd |           --- HIT ANY KEY ---
Floyd |
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
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Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | [ THE MOMENT OF DECISION                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 0 ]
Floyd | Oh, by the way, the game has been set up for you to play it as an
Floyd | ACTOR. Would you rather be an ACTRESS?  (Please enter YES or NO.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "shall we try actress this time? Just to see if it makes any difference?"
Zach says, "Sure"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 1 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |    You see an old, weathered piece of paper beneath the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'me' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "who am i"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'who' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take paper"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 2 ]
Floyd | You pick up the old paper.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pick seat"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 3 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the seat up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get gum with paper"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 4 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the gum up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 5 ]
Floyd | It is dark. You can't see anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 6 ]
Floyd | You pick up the dim bulb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn bulb on"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 7 ]
Floyd | The bulb is now on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 8 ]
Floyd | By the soft glow of the light, you can almost make out a faded message
Floyd | scrawled on the wall:  "...re...move coat....in...room..", or
Floyd | something like that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 9 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 10 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 11 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 12 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Storage Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 13 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 14 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 15 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Jacqueline disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 16 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Top of Grand Staircase                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 17 ]
Floyd | You are standing at the top of a gently curving staircase leading down
Floyd | to the lobby.  You see a small balcony to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Top of Grand Staircase                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 18 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Top of Grand Staircase                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 19 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Top of Grand Staircase                                 Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 20 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 21 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 22 ]
Floyd | There is a small plaque on the door at eye level.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read plaque"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 23 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | -WOMENS RESTROOM-
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "okay, the women's rest room was elsewhere before."
inky says, "whoah"
inky says, "the lavatory is moving by it self"
DavidW says, "so the room's get relabeled by gender choice."
DavidW says, "er rooms"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 24 ]
Floyd | This is another restroom like all the others you've seen.  I'll spare
Floyd | you the colorful description except to mention that someone has
Floyd | scratched, "KEEP SECRETS UNDER YOUR HAT" on the wall.
Floyd |    There is a paperback book with the cover torn off ( on the sink )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take book"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 25 ]
Floyd | You pick up the paperback book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x book"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 26 ]
Floyd | Seems to have been a book of fairy tales.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read book"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 27 ]
Floyd | Looking at the index you see entries such as:
Floyd | "SNOW WHITE AND THE 1001 ARABIAN KNIGHTS MEET HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE, THE
Floyd | CAT AND
Floyd | THE FIDDLE"  (I hate sequels and spin offs, don't you?)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "no"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'no' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 28 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 29 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 30 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x stall"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'stall' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mirror"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 31 ]
Floyd | Excuse me, but your pager is beeping.
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't see any mirror here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "answer pager"
Floyd |  [ Rest Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 32 ]
Floyd | "Harpo called - he didn't say what it was about."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 33 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 34 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 35 ]
Floyd | In the snack bar you see doorways to the North and West.  All the
Floyd | equipment is polished and clean, but you find nothing of interest in
Floyd | the cabinets.
Floyd |    There is a foot long hotdog ( on the grill )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hotdog"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 36 ]
Floyd | You pick up the long hotdog.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x it"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 37 ]
Floyd | It seems like any other foot long hotdog you find in a deserted
Floyd | theater.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 38 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 39 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Kitchen Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 40 ]
Floyd | You find a shelf in the closet.
Floyd |    A very sharp knife is lying there, blade upwards. ( on the shelf )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take knife"
Floyd |  [ Kitchen Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 41 ]
Floyd | You pick up the sharp knife.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x it"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Kitchen Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 42 ]
Floyd | It is a large bread knife with a serrated blade.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Kitchen Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 43 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Kitchen Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 44 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Kitchen Closet                                         Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 45 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Snack Bar                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 46 ]
Floyd | In the snack bar you see doorways to the North and West.  All the
Floyd | equipment is polished and clean, but you find nothing of interest in
Floyd | the cabinets.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 47 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 48 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Lobby                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 49 ]
Floyd | It is a substantial door with a substantial double cylinder dead bolt
Floyd | lock. There is an official looking plaque on the front of the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x plaque"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Lobby                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 50 ]
Floyd | It is a substantial door with a substantial double cylinder dead bolt
Floyd | lock. There is an official looking plaque on the front of the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 51 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "JANITORS CLOSET"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lock"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Lobby                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 52 ]
Floyd | It is a substantial door with a substantial double cylinder dead bolt
Floyd | lock. There is an official looking plaque on the front of the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock door"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 53 ]
Floyd | The door can't be unlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "knock on door"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'knock' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 54 ]
Floyd | The foyer widens out to the East and South.
Floyd |    An old vending machine stands against the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x machine"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 55 ]
Floyd | It's an old model that appears to dispense some sort of paper through
Floyd | a wide slot.  There is a coin slot, a few buttons and a broken coin
Floyd | return.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x coin slot"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 56 ]
Floyd | You don't see any coin here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x slot"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 57 ]
Floyd | It's an old model that appears to dispense some sort of paper through
Floyd | a wide slot.  There is a coin slot, a few buttons and a broken coin
Floyd | return.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x buttons"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 58 ]
Floyd | It's an old model that appears to dispense some sort of paper through
Floyd | a wide slot.  There is a coin slot, a few buttons and a broken coin
Floyd | return.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read machine"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 59 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "INSURANCE  25 CENTS"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push machine"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 60 ]
Floyd | Without first depositing a quarter, all you get is a hollow clank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in return"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 61 ]
Floyd | It's an old model that appears to dispense some sort of paper through
Floyd | a wide slot.  There is a coin slot, a few buttons and a broken coin
Floyd | return.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hm, I guess since buttons = machine, then push machine means push buttons."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x return"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 62 ]
Floyd | It's an old model that appears to dispense some sort of paper through
Floyd | a wide slot.  There is a coin slot, a few buttons and a broken coin
Floyd | return.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 63 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By A Restroom                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 64 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you can see doors across the room to the Northeast and
Floyd | East.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the West, but it is securely locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By A Restroom                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 65 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x plaque"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By A Restroom                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 66 ]
Floyd | It is a plain looking door with a small plaque at eye level.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd |  [ By A Restroom                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 67 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | -MENS RESTROOM-
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I'm guessing that we can never enter the opposite sex washroom. Unless there's a skeleton key somewhere."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By A Restroom                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 68 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 69 ]
Floyd | You've gone as far as you can this way.  You are at the front of the
Floyd | foyer.
Floyd |    The main theater doors are to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x doors"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 70 ]
Floyd | The main exit doors are heavy brass monstrosities left over from a
Floyd | former age of theater construction.  There's an ornate word worked
Floyd | into the design.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read word"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 71 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "EXIT"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open doors"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 72 ]
Floyd | You can't open the doors.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 73 ]
Floyd | Ignoring everything that you learned as a two year old, you
Floyd | impulsively turn E and walk right into the closed door.
Floyd |
Floyd | You've gone as far as you can this way.  You are at the front of the
Floyd | foyer.
Floyd |    The main theater doors are to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock doors"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 74 ]
Floyd | The doors can't be unlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "hm, didn't we have a message here about three wishes and a miracle?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 75 ]
Floyd | You're not inside anything that you can exit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 76 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "exit"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 77 ]
Floyd | You're not inside anything that you can exit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "x doors"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 78 ]
Floyd | The main exit doors are heavy brass monstrosities left over from a
Floyd | former age of theater construction.  There's an ornate word worked
Floyd | into the design.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push doors"
Floyd |  [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 79 ]
Floyd | Always looking for the easy way out.  What's this younger generation
Floyd | coming to. You can't get out this way.  It would take THREE WISHES and
Floyd | a MIRACLE to get out of this place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "x word"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By Main Exit                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 80 ]
Floyd | The main exit doors are heavy brass monstrosities left over from a
Floyd | former age of theater construction.  There's an ornate word worked
Floyd | into the design.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "oh, push doors gave the message"
Zach says (to Floyd), "wish"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'wish' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Let's go back to the Janitor's Closet door and push there to see if the author likes using push [door] as a way of hinting."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 81 ]
Floyd | The foyer widens out to the East and South.
Floyd |    An old vending machine stands against the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 82 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push door"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                           Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 83 ]
Floyd | Bashing the door with everything from your feet to your head does no
Floyd | good.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "yeah, that message is new."
DavidW says, "ok. Push all doors for this game."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 84 ]
Floyd | The foyer widens out to the East and South.
Floyd |    An old vending machine stands against the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By A Restroom                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 85 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you can see doors across the room to the Northeast and
Floyd | East.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the West, but it is securely locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push door"
Floyd |  [ By A Restroom                                          Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 86 ]
Floyd | It simply doesn't budge.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 87 ]
Floyd | You see an open Dutch door to the North and other doors across the
Floyd | room to the South and Southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push door"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 88 ]
Floyd | You don't see any door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ East End of the Foyer                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 89 ]
Floyd | You don't see any door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dutch"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'dutch' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                                  Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 90 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 91 ]
Floyd | The coat room is almost empty.  The Dutch door to the South stands
Floyd | open.
Floyd |    On the wall behind the counter there is a ratty coat hanging on a
Floyd | nail.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 92 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 93 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Coat Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 94 ]
Floyd | You don't see any hat here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x coat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Coat Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 95 ]
Floyd | A closer examination shows that the coat is actually nailed TO the
Floyd | wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push coat"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                              Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 96 ]
Floyd | You can't push the coat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "move coat"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                             Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 97 ]
Floyd | A gentle tug causes the coat to slip slightly to one side.  Through
Floyd | the eruption of moths you see that the coat is covering a doorway
Floyd | North.  Pushing the coat to the side like a drape, you go through.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have come across a store room. A stairway leads down.  A closet is
Floyd | North.
Floyd |    A small magnesium box sits on the floor
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "We never figured out anything about this box, except it's bolted to the floor."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                             Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 98 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                             Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 99 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x box"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Store Room                                            Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 100 ]
Floyd | The box is secured to the floor by hardened steel bolts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bolts"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Store Room                                            Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 101 ]
Floyd | The box is secured to the floor by hardened steel bolts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push box"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                            Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 102 ]
Floyd | You can't push the box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open box"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                            Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 103 ]
Floyd | You can't open the box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick box"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                            Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 104 ]
Floyd | Don't know how to kick here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hm, kicking is valid elsewhere? Note that."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Store Room                                            Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 105 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    paperback book
Floyd |    old paper
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut box"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                            Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 106 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the BOX with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "knife"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'knife' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut box with knife"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                            Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 107 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the BOX with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut box knife"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                            Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 108 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the BOX with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'pray' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I don't understand why the sharp knife isn''t considered a cutting tool in this game."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                                Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 109 ]
Floyd | This looks about like your typical closet (minus the coat hangers).
Floyd |    A packrat has emerged from a crack in the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x packrat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Closet                                                Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 110 ]
Floyd | It eyes you suspiciously at first, then standing up on its hind paws,
Floyd | it strides boldly over and squeaks,  "Let's make a deal".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crack"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'crack' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask packrat about deal"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'deal' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask packrat about packrat"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                                Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 111 ]
Floyd | You get no answer.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask packrat about theater"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                                Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 112 ]
Floyd | You get no answer.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Closet                                                Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 113 ]
Floyd | This looks about like your typical closet (minus the coat hangers).
Floyd |    A packrat has emerged from a crack in the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Closet                                                Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 114 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    paperback book
Floyd |    old paper
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "We can trade an object to him. Here, we get the lamp."
Zach says (to Floyd), "read paper"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                                Score: 0
Floyd | Moves: 115 ]
Floyd | This game was created using the Adventure Game Toolkit.
Floyd |
Floyd | A BRIEF OVERVIEW OF THE ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT
Floyd |
Floyd | The ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT (AGT) is designed to allow a game
Floyd | designer/writer to create and play his/her own high-quality text
Floyd | adventure games.  Once created, these adventure games can be shared
Floyd | with and enjoyed by others -- even if they do not have a copy of the
Floyd | Adventure Game Toolkit themselves.  Using AGT the game developer can
Floyd | create two distinct levels of adventure games:
Floyd |
Floyd | STANDARD LEVEL games that require no programming experience
Floyd | (honestly!!), only a fertile imagination.  These Standard Level games
Floyd | only require that the game designer/writer generates the game using a
Floyd | word processor or text editor to describe the various locations,
Floyd | objects and results of actions that collectively make up the game.
Floyd |
Floyd | PROFESSIONAL LEVEL games that also make use of AGT's special adventure
Floyd | game metalanguage to create games as complex and rich as the game
Floyd | designer's imagination and prose style will allow.  These games should
Floyd | be technically comparable with the published text adventure games from
Floyd | firms like Infocom.
Floyd |
Floyd | FEATURES OF THE ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT
Floyd |
Floyd | AGT has a number of features that make it a very comprehensive
Floyd | adventure game creation product.  Some of these key features are:
Floyd |
Floyd |    *     "Look and feel" of Infocom adventure games with similar
Floyd | screen layout
Floyd |          and standard vocabulary and routines.
Floyd |
Floyd |    *     Large standard vocabulary with potential to define many more
Floyd | words
Floyd |          unique to a specific adventure.  Typical games can have a
Floyd | vocabulary
Floyd |          of 500 words or more.
Floyd |
Floyd |    *     Sophisticated parser that can understand (1) complex input
Floyd | commands
Floyd |          including pronouns (IT, HIM, HER, THEM, MY and ITS), and (2)
Floyd | compound
Floyd |          commands separated by AND or THEN or punctuation symbols, and
Floyd | (3)
Floyd |          commands addressed to characters within the game.  Here are a
Floyd | few
Floyd |          examples of commands AGT can handle with ease:
Floyd |
Floyd |               GET THE FLASH LIGHT AND THEN SWITCH IT ON
Floyd |               PUT ON THE CLOAK, THEN EXAMINE IT; READ ITS LABEL
Floyd |               PLACE THE GREEN ROCK AND THE SMALL PEBBLE BEHIND THE
Floyd | TREE
Floyd |               ENTER THE HOUSE; GET ALL; EXIT; SOUTH; SOUTH THEN DOWN
Floyd |               SULU, SET A COURSE FOR ALPHA 14
Floyd |               SCOTTY, BEAM DOWN A TRICORDER AND THE QWERTY MODULE
Floyd |               DROP THE FOOD, THE KEY AND THE BOTTLE THEN UNLOCK THE
Floyd | DOOR WITH
Floyd |                    THE BRASS KEY AND THEN LEAVE
Floyd |
Floyd |    *     Function and cursor keys predefined to input frequently used
Floyd | commands
Floyd |          and move directions.
Floyd |
Floyd |    *     SCRIPT and UNSCRIPT commands to echo game output to printer.
Floyd |
Floyd | WHAT THE REVIEWERS HAVE SAID ABOUT THE ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Using the Adventure Game Toolkit, anyone with an ounce of imagination
Floyd | can create a text adventure game ... similar in layout and
Floyd | sophistication to those made by Infocom and other commercial
Floyd | developers."
Floyd |
Floyd |         -- Donald B. Trivette in PC Magazine (January 17, 1989)
Floyd |
Floyd | "The Adventure Game Toolkit (AGT) acts as a compiler which allows for
Floyd | creating remarkably complex and sophisticated games in a fairly simple
Floyd | way .... AGT's parser reminds me of Infocom's."
Floyd |
Floyd |         -- Scorpia in Computer Gaming World (February 1989)
Floyd |
Floyd | "If you have ever wondered what it is like to create your own
Floyd | adventure games, but didn't have the programming knowledge to do it,
Floyd | this product is for you .... The process is easy ... and you'll have
Floyd | hours of fun doing it."
Floyd |
Floyd |         -- Resul DeMaria in Public Domain Software & Shareware
Floyd |
Floyd | "The Adventure Game Toolkit from Softworks ... provides all the tools
Floyd | you need to build your own text based adventure games .... The
Floyd | Adventure Game Toolkit is an extrememely powerful development
Floyd | package."
Floyd |
Floyd |         -- Bob Napp in Big Blue Disk #30
Floyd |
Floyd | TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Look for a file named AGTBLURB.TXT on this disk or the place/service
Floyd | where you got this disk.  This file is a short description of the
Floyd | features of the ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT.  This file presents an
Floyd | overview of AGT's special metalanguage for creating PROFESSIONAL LEVEL
Floyd | games, plus presents a complete STANDARD LEVEL adventure created
Floyd | without any programming.
Floyd |
Floyd | HOW TO GET THE LATEST VERSION OF THE ADVENTURE GAME TOOLKIT AND SAMPLE
Floyd | GAMES
Floyd |
Floyd | For only $20.00 you can be a "registered" user and receive the latest
Floyd | version of AGT plus the source code for this adventure game and others
Floyd | just as good. Registered users can also order a printed AGT manual
Floyd | that reveals many of the secrets of the "Great Adventure Masters" for
Floyd | creating clever and fun adventure games.  Registered users can also
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Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach asks, "Have you tried trading all the objects?"
Johnny says, "f register AGT"
DavidW says, "no"
Zach says (to Floyd), "give paper to packrat"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                              Score: 100
Floyd | Moves: 116 ]
Floyd | The packrat carefully inspects the PAPER that you offer, then somehow
Floyd | stuffs it into a tiny crack in the wall.  He darts toward the wall
Floyd | himself, pausing only long enough to throw a small object back to you,
Floyd | then vanishes.
Floyd |
Floyd | This looks about like your typical closet (minus the coat hangers).
Floyd |    There is a plain living room lamp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "The hotdog is a mistake to trade. The old paper and book are safe."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take lamp"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                              Score: 100
Floyd | Moves: 117 ]
Floyd | You pick up the old lamp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on lamp"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                              Score: 100
Floyd | Moves: 118 ]
Floyd | The lamp isn't lit, so you can't extinguish it
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lamp"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Closet                                              Score: 100
Floyd | Moves: 119 ]
Floyd | The shade is slightly stained and there are minor dents in the base.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "light lamp"
Floyd |  Finding a convenient wall outlet, you plug the lamp in and switch it
Floyd | on. Suddenly, the lamp lurches from side to side as a geyser of smoke
Floyd | and flame shoots upward, ricochets off the ceiling and back to the
Floyd | floor.  In the midst of the fire and brimstone a genie appears,
Floyd | franticly slapping out the flames on the seat of his silk pants.
Floyd | Killing the last of the embers, he turns his attention toward
Floyd | you...and to your fingers still grasping the on/off switch, then to
Floyd | you, then to his pants, then to your fingers...  Then, eyes narrowing
Floyd | to glowing red slits, he draws up to his full 5 foot 95 inch height to
Floyd | hurl a mighty thunderbolt.  And that, dear child, is how you became a
Floyd | three-headed, crab-sucking throat-warbler mangrove, and why the game
Floyd | must be terminated at this point.  You can no longer use the keyboard
Floyd | with those silly tentacles.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have earned 0 BONUS POINTS out of a possible 22,000
Floyd |
Floyd | Your score is 100 (out of 19900 possible). You have visited 16
Floyd | locations (out of 117 in the game)
Floyd |
Zach says, "Woah, point inflation"
Zach asks, "Can we turn the lamp on by the exit door?"
Zach says, "That mentioned 3 wishes"
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd | Would you like to restart, restore, undo, or quit?
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "well, if we did RUB LAMP,..."
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Closet                                              Score: 100
Floyd | Moves: 120 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    paperback book
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "give book to packrat"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                              Score: 100
Floyd | Moves: 121 ]
Floyd | Now let me get this straight, you want to GIVE to WHOM?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "The packrat isn't here."
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Closet                                              Score: 100
Floyd | Moves: 122 ]
Floyd | This looks about like your typical closet (minus the coat hangers).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says, "Ah"
Zach says (to Floyd), "rub lamp"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                              Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 123 ]
Floyd | What a CORN BALL thing to do!  What a simple-minded, hair-brained...
Floyd | Wait a minute, a wisp of vapor is starting to come out of the lamp
Floyd | cord.
Floyd | Either there's going to be a fire or...  Suddenly, with three small
Floyd | puffs of
Floyd | smoke a genie appears before you, dressed in what would be the
Floyd | traditional
Floyd | costume if he weren't wearing it all - even the pointy little shoes -
Floyd | backwards.  Clearing his throat, he focuses his purple eyes on you and
Floyd | says,
Floyd | "I'm late for an appointment at the REGEN MOOR, but I'll be     \
Floyd | /
Floyd | back later to GET my three wishes."  Try to stay alive till
Floyd | -->POOF<--
Floyd | then.  With that, he vanishes in a cloud of very green smoke.   /
Floyd | \
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "He makes one trade in each of three locations."
Zach says, "Crackerjacks, Batman! A real genie!"
DavidW says, "I suspect that REGEN MOOR is an anagram, maybe for GENRE ROOM."
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Closet                                              Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 124 ]
Floyd | This looks about like your typical closet (minus the coat hangers).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Closet                                              Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 125 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "exits"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'exits' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "oh, and I was mistaken last week, thinking the lamp was an oil lamp."
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                          Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 126 ]
Floyd | You have come across a store room. A stairway leads down.  A closet is
Floyd | North.
Floyd |    A small magnesium box sits on the floor
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "did you want to rub the lamp at the main exit? Just keep going south."
DavidW says, "if not, let's go down."
Zach says, "Oh, I forgot about that. I was thinking it would keep us from dying."
Zach says (to DavidW), "You can drive"
DavidW says, "oh wait, GREEN ROOM is the anagram for REGEN MOOR."
Zach says, "Since you know what we've have and haven't tried"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Boiler Room Entrance                                Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 127 ]
Floyd | Reaching the bottom of the stairs, you can see something massive to
Floyd | the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Boiler Room Entrance                                Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 128 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Boiler Room Entrance                                Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 129 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Boiler Room Entrance                                Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 130 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 131 ]
Floyd | You squeeze past the gently hissing boiler.  There is a maintenance
Floyd | walkway that runs beside the boiler toward the North.  Stairs are to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    The boiler knocks and pounds - small jets of steam hiss from the
Floyd | seams.
Floyd |      The corroded safety valve spurts like a steam calliope. ( on top
Floyd | the boiler
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x boiler"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 132 ]
Floyd | You hear the rush of flame in the firebox.  The boiler spits and
Floyd | sputters as if the safety valve weren't working.  It looks ready to
Floyd | blow at any second.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x valve"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 133 ]
Floyd | Excuse me, but your pager is beeping.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hot, rusty steam hisses and spurts toward your eyes, threatening to
Floyd | blind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says, "Eek"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "answer pager"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 134 ]
Floyd | "It's your mother.  You're late for supper.  I bet you're out with
Floyd | that theater crowd again.  You're going to come to a bad end in that
Floyd | theater, mark my word."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "turn off boiler"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 135 ]
Floyd | You can't turn the boiler off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open valve"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 136 ]
Floyd | You have opened the valve.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close valve"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 137 ]
Floyd | You have closed the valve.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach asks, "Hmm, close valve?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x valve"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 138 ]
Floyd | Hot, rusty steam hisses and spurts toward your eyes, threatening to
Floyd | blind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach asks, "Put out the flame somehw?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open valve"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 139 ]
Floyd | You have opened the valve.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "what flame?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x valve"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 140 ]
Floyd | Hot, rusty steam hisses and spurts toward your eyes, threatening to
Floyd | blind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "opening the valve doesn't seem to have any effect."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 141 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 142 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open boiler"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 143 ]
Floyd | You can't open the boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ North Side of the Boiler                            Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 144 ]
Floyd | Squeezing along between the boiler and the wall you come across a room
Floyd | to the North labelled "HOMONYM CLOSET"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach | You hear the rush of flame in the firebox.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 145 ]
Floyd | You squeeze past the gently hissing boiler.  There is a maintenance
Floyd | walkway that runs beside the boiler toward the North.  Stairs are to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    The boiler knocks and pounds - small jets of steam hiss from the
Floyd | seams.
Floyd |      The corroded safety valve spurts like a steam calliope. ( on top
Floyd | the boiler
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x boiler"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 146 ]
Floyd | You hear the rush of flame in the firebox.  The boiler spits and
Floyd | sputters as if the safety valve weren't working.  It looks ready to
Floyd | blow at any second.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x firebox"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'firebox' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "break valve"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 147 ]
Floyd | BREAK!  Someone say BREAK?  Great, I'll see you in ten minutes.  Bye,
Floyd | bye. I'm back.  Now, what were you saying?  You wanted to BREAK the
Floyd | VALVE? Don't know how to break here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pipe"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'pipe' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "oil valve"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 148 ]
Floyd | Don't know how to oil here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "interesting. Is OIL valid elsewhere, then?"
DavidW says, "oh. Maybe this is what that makeup is for."
DavidW asks, "There's makeup that supposedly can give zits to wrought iron. If the boiler got all pimply...?"
DavidW says, "anyway, I can't seem to do much with the boiler just now."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ North Side of the Boiler                            Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 149 ]
Floyd | Squeezing along between the boiler and the wall you come across a room
Floyd | to the North labelled "HOMONYM CLOSET"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ North Side of the Boiler                            Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 150 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ North Side of the Boiler                            Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 151 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 152 ]
Floyd | You are in the homonym closet.
Floyd |    There is Merry Mary
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mary"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 153 ]
Floyd | Obviously a figment of your imagination, probably based on your 5th
Floyd | grade English Grammar teacher.  She seems (or "seams"?) to expect you
Floyd | to do something.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss mary"
Floyd |  [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 154 ]
Floyd | "Now you want to KISS me?  Ha!  One kiss and you'd think I owe you!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
smartgenes arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mary about mary"
Floyd |  [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 155 ]
Floyd | You get no answer.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
zzo38 arrives, full of fun and funk. DavidW says, "I solved this with MARRY MARY, but skipped over trying to interact with her. Not sure if asking her questions is worth it."
Touchy disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
zzo38 has had its fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
Johnny disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mary about theater"
Floyd |  [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 200
Floyd | Moves: 156 ]
Floyd | You get no answer.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mary about theatre"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'theatre' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "marry mary"
Floyd |  [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 157 ]
Floyd | She barks out a laugh then hands you a small object saying, "It was a
Floyd | dumb joke, but take my Pluto, please."  With that she seems to melt
Floyd | away into the shadows, leaving you with a small statue and the funny
Floyd | feeling that your grammatical sensibilities have been offended.  (Mine
Floyd | certainly were.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x god"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'god' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dog"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | Do you mean the long hotdog or the plaster pluto?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pluto"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 158 ]
Floyd | Close examination reveals it to be a cheap plaster statue with one
Floyd | chipped ear.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ear"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'ear' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "break pluto"
Floyd |  [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 159 ]
Floyd | BREAK!  Someone say BREAK?  Great, I'll see you in ten minutes.  Bye,
Floyd | bye. I'm back.  Now, what were you saying?  You wanted to BREAK the
Floyd | PLUTO? Don't know how to break here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pluto pluto"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'pluto' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 160 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 161 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 162 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Homonym Closet                                      Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 163 ]
Floyd | You are in the homonym closet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "A one-joke room, I think."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ North Side of the Boiler                            Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 164 ]
Floyd | Squeezing along between the boiler and the wall you come across a room
Floyd | to the North labelled "HOMONYM CLOSET"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 165 ]
Floyd | You squeeze past the gently hissing boiler.  There is a maintenance
Floyd | walkway that runs beside the boiler toward the North.  Stairs are to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    The boiler knocks and pounds - small jets of steam hiss from the
Floyd | seams.
Floyd |      The corroded safety valve spurts like a steam calliope. ( on top
Floyd | the boiler
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Boiler Room Entrance                                Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 166 ]
Floyd | Reaching the bottom of the stairs, you can see something massive to
Floyd | the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                          Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 167 ]
Floyd | You have come across a store room. A stairway leads down.  A closet is
Floyd | North.
Floyd |    A small magnesium box sits on the floor
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "Maybe a boiler explosion will open this box?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                           Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 168 ]
Floyd | The coat room is almost empty.  The Dutch door to the South stands
Floyd | open.
Floyd |    On the wall behind the counter there is a ratty coat hanging on a
Floyd | nail.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                               Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 169 ]
Floyd | You see an open Dutch door to the North and other doors across the
Floyd | room to the South and Southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                               Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 170 ]
Floyd | The foyer widens out to the East and South.
Floyd |    An old vending machine stands against the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                        Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 171 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 172 ]
Floyd | You are at the lobby courtesy area.  The auditorium is to the North.
Floyd |    The well-appointed courtesy desk stands by the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x desk"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 173 ]
Floyd | The locked desk stands under an imitation red velvet banner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open desk"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 174 ]
Floyd | It is locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push desk"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 175 ]
Floyd | You can't push the desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read banner"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 176 ]
Floyd | The banner above the courtesy desk says, "Lost and Found Desk -
Floyd | RECLAIM Here".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take banner"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 177 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the banner up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb banner"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'climb' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 178 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 179 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "except we can 'climb cable' in the elevator shaft, so it just doesn't know climb *here*."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 180 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it. (
Floyd | on seat 86
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "bark"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'bark' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 181 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 182 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "gonna skip the parchment for now. Almost certain we need a hat."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 183 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 184 ]
Floyd | You lurch forward over the seats, forgetting the orchestra pit ahead.
Floyd | You fall headlong into the bass drum and are thrown back, none the
Floyd | worse for wear, into the audience one seat from where you started.  Do
Floyd | be more careful next time.
Floyd |
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x seats"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'seats' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x seat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 185 ]
Floyd | You don't see any seat here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pit"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 186 ]
Floyd | You don't see any pit here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 187 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 188 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 300
Floyd | Moves: 189 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |    A packrat has emerged from a crack in the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "trade book to packrat"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 190 ]
Floyd | The packrat carefully inspects the BOOK that you offer, then somehow
Floyd | stuffs it into a tiny crack in the wall.  He darts toward the wall
Floyd | himself, pausing only long enough to throw a small object back to you,
Floyd | then vanishes.
Floyd |
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |    A single "one size fits all" roller skate is sitting there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take skate"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 191 ]
Floyd | You pick up the roller skate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 192 ]
Floyd | You are in the closet.
Floyd |    A spear stands in a corner of the closet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x spear"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 193 ]
Floyd | It seems to be waiting for you to make a move.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take spear"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 400
Floyd | Moves: 194 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the spear up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake spear"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 195 ]
Floyd | The PUN is the lowest form of humor (unless YOU think of it first).
Floyd | In protest the packrat jumps out of a hole and replaces the spear with
Floyd | a bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | You are in the closet.
Floyd |    There is that famous old oaken bucket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick bucket"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 196 ]
Floyd | What a quaint sense of humor.  For a second there, I was half tempted
Floyd | to honor your request.  However, I am amused by your antics and wish
Floyd | to see more of them.  I shall let you go with only a bruised toe.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bucket"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 197 ]
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x toe"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'toe' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 198 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 199 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Pun Closet                                          Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 200 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 201 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 202 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 203 ]
Floyd | Here, the stage lighting and effects are controlled.  Doors lead East
Floyd | & West.
Floyd |    An ominous red button is at eye level on the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read button"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 204 ]
Floyd | "CURTAIN CONTROL"  (See how easy I make things for you?)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push it"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 205 ]
Floyd | A muffled noise catches your attention.  Peering through the double
Floyd | glass window past the audience, you see the stage curtain starting to
Floyd | move.  It rises, revealing the stage area.  You can see light
Floyd | filtering down from somewhere above, and can barely make out some sort
Floyd | of objects.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x stage"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 206 ]
Floyd | You don't see any door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 207 ]
Floyd | The spotlight booth has doors East and West.  There is no glass in the
Floyd | window to the North (to avoid blinding the spot operator.  By, the
Floyd | way, don't try going through the window.  It won't work.)
Floyd |    A large follow spot stands by the window
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 208 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 209 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go through window"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'go' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter window"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 210 ]
Floyd | You can't enter anything here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "exit window"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 211 ]
Floyd | You're not inside anything that you can exit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x spot"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 212 ]
Floyd | For some reason the spotlight doesn't seem to work.  You see that it
Floyd | is hardwired into the wall.  A quick check with your wetted fingers
Floyd | shows that there is power in the line.  You then notice a small lid on
Floyd | top of the spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode arrives, full of fun and funk. DavidW says, "We can blow out our bulb in this spot, but it suggests it's mainly due to the power being on when we do so."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Sound Booth                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 213 ]
Floyd | Ripped wires and broken racks show where sound equipment used to be
Floyd | mounted.
Floyd |    One tape recorder is all that's left of the equipment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Sound Booth                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 214 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Sound Booth                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 215 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Sound Booth                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 216 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take recorder"
Floyd |  [ Sound Booth                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 217 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the recorder up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wires"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'wires' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x racks"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'racks' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says, "Hey, I didn't want us to touch a live wire"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play recorder"
Floyd |  [ Sound Booth                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 218 ]
Floyd | IT is a wee tad difficult to play the thing without a tape.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "x lid"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Sound Booth                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 219 ]
Floyd | You don't see any lid here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "sorry, previous room"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 220 ]
Floyd | The spotlight booth has doors East and West.  There is no glass in the
Floyd | window to the North (to avoid blinding the spot operator.  By, the
Floyd | way, don't try going through the window.  It won't work.)
Floyd |    A large follow spot stands by the window
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lid"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 221 ]
Floyd | For some reason the spotlight doesn't seem to work.  You see that it
Floyd | is hardwired into the wall.  A quick check with your wetted fingers
Floyd | shows that there is power in the line.  You then notice a small lid on
Floyd | top of the spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says, "OK, I'm getting a lot of lag"
Zach says (to Floyd), "open lid"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 222 ]
Floyd | You have opened the lid.
Floyd | Inside, you see the following:
Floyd |    You can see the socket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "x socket"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 223 ]
Floyd | It seems to take a standard size bulb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach asks, "Ah, I guess this is where the bulb blew out?"
DavidW says, "yeah"
DavidW says, "so I don't wanna do that."
DavidW says, "Now that the curtain's up, I want to try eating the apple and kicking/pushing the drinks machine."
jenrexrode says, "ok"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 224 ]
Floyd | Here, the stage lighting and effects are controlled.  Doors lead East
Floyd | & West.
Floyd |    An ominous red button is at eye level on the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 225 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 226 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 227 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 228 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 229 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 230 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 231 ]
Floyd | The upstage area is dimly illuminated by streamers of light filtering
Floyd | down from the flyloft and work grid above.  Specks of dust dance in
Floyd | the light.
Floyd |    There is a suspiciously good looking apple sitting there ( on the
Floyd | work table
Floyd | )   An old work table leans and tilts at odd angles
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take apple"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 232 ]
Floyd | You pick up the juicy apple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 500
Floyd | Moves: 233 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW clears the save counter.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push save"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'save' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf1"
Floyd |  Enter saved game to store:
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat apple"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 234 ]
Floyd | You take a tentative nibble.  It has an oddly smooth taste and you
Floyd | feel no ill effects, so you prepare for a second bite.  Then it hits
Floyd | you that all is not right.  You feel faint, your head is swimming.
Floyd | You fall down.  You are dying. As you sink into oblivion, you remember
Floyd | an old ditty from your childhood: "An apple a day/Keeps the warthogs
Floyd | away,
Floyd |  But a foot-long hot dog/Will placate a frog."
Floyd | Wait here a minute, I just remembered something.  Yep, I just checked
Floyd | with central supply.  That was only a WAX apple.  (Boy, what a
Floyd | hypochondriac!)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "Frogs like hotdogs? And we have a hotdog. Coincidence?"
jenrexrode says, "hm"
jenrexrode asks, "so is there anything in the apple?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x apple"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 235 ]
Floyd | You don't see any apple here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 236 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    oaken bucket
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "no, apple is gone."
jenrexrode says, "hm, so I guess we get a poem"
DavidW says, "oh, and 10 points."
jenrexrode says, "hehe yeah"
DavidW says, "weird. We get 10 points for eating a wax apple and almost dying."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "score"
Floyd |  You have earned 0 BONUS POINTS out of a possible 22,000 Your score is
Floyd | 510 (out of 19900 possible). You have visited 34 locations (out of 117
Floyd | in the game)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "x bulb"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 237 ]
Floyd | One of the new on/off capacitor types that glows very dimly without
Floyd | power.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "huh, I think previous things were worth 100 points"
DavidW says, "yes"
Zach says, "I don't quite understand how this bulb is providing light"
DavidW says, "possibly eating the apple is still a mistake."
DavidW says (to Zach), "In all honesty, I don't either."
jenrexrode says, "because the capacitor holds a small sharge"
jenrexrode says, "er charge"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 238 ]
Floyd | It has seen better days.  The legs are pulling loose, the top is
Floyd | warped, and it has had every conceivable shade of paint spilled on it
Floyd | over the years.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take leg"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 239 ]
Floyd | You don't see any leg here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick table"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 240 ]
Floyd | Don't know how to kick here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on table"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'stand' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "yaym, but you do know how to kick...somewhere"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get on table"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 241 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the table up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb table"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'climb' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "We did 'kick bucket' earlier."
jenrexrode says, "oh, I thought we wanted to kick the drink machine."
DavidW says, "But I also want to kick the drinks... yes"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 242 ]
Floyd | This seems to be a small rest area that continues to the East in the
Floyd | middle of the wings.  The main stage is to the West.  The wings extend
Floyd | North and South.
Floyd |    There is an old soft drink machine in the corner
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "did we die when we kicked the bucked?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick machine"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 243 ]
Floyd | Don't know how to kick here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "no, the author was merely amused."
jenrexrode says, "er bucket"
jenrexrode says, "heh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push machine"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 244 ]
Floyd | You push the selection button, but the machine only buzzes spitefully
Floyd | and flickers the first panel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push panel"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 245 ]
Floyd | You push the selection button, but the machine only buzzes spitefully
Floyd | and flickers the first panel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake machine"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 246 ]
Floyd | Don't know how to shake here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search machine"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'search' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x machine"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 247 ]
Floyd | Sorry about that, I was just fiddling around with one of your RAM
Floyd | chips and I think I accidently threw a DIP switch.  I'll see if I can
Floyd | fix it... OK. Everythink is bAc/k to nornal no w.  You can co&tinue
Floyd | wiFth the Game.
Floyd |
Floyd | This seems to be a small rest area that continues to the East in the
Floyd | middle of the wings.  The main stage is to the West.  The wings extend
Floyd | North and South.
Floyd |    There is an old soft drink machine in the corner
Floyd | Amazingly, the machine seems to still be operational.  There is a coin
Floyd | slot, two back-lit message panels (only one of which seems to be
Floyd | lighted), and the small ledge where the sodas would come out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "er, what?"
DavidW says, "My command was hijacked."
Zach says, "The author seems to be a jokester"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x machine"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 248 ]
Floyd | Amazingly, the machine seems to still be operational.  There is a coin
Floyd | slot, two back-lit message panels (only one of which seems to be
Floyd | lighted), and the small ledge where the sodas would come out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read machine"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 249 ]
Floyd | "Soft Drinks - 25 cents" - Hmm, must be an OLD machine.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open machine"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 250 ]
Floyd | The machine is already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in machine"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 251 ]
Floyd | Amazingly, the machine seems to still be operational.  There is a coin
Floyd | slot, two back-lit message panels (only one of which seems to be
Floyd | lighted), and the small ledge where the sodas would come out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter machine"
Floyd |  [ An Alcove off the Wings Area                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 252 ]
Floyd | You can't enter anything here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I really hoped to get a quarter from this machine to use on the other."
DavidW says, "but I am denied"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 253 ]
Floyd | You have wandered into the narrow stage-left wing space.  The main
Floyd | stage is to the West.  You can also see more wing space to the South.
Floyd | There is a ladder extending 80 feet upward into the gloom above.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ladder"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'ladder' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 254 ]
jenrexrode asks, "and luck fiddling with the broken coin return?"
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 255 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "no. The coin return isn't a separate object from the insurance machine."
jenrexrode says, "aw"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 256 ]
Floyd | You start briskly climbing the ladder, but about 20 feet up you
Floyd | realize what acrophobia is all about.  After clinging to the ladder
Floyd | helplessly for a few hours, your arms finally give out and you fall
Floyd | back to the stage below.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Stage-Left Wings                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 257 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "fly"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'fly' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "and I don't suppose there's any wax apple in our mouth to make into a coin :)"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spit"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'spit' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "I kinda wish that didn't say for a few "hours""
DavidW asks, "Because it's scary?"
jenrexrode says, "yeah, and it makes it seem like we'd run out of time"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 258 ]
Floyd | The upstage area is dimly illuminated by streamers of light filtering
Floyd | down from the flyloft and work grid above.  Specks of dust dance in
Floyd | the light.
Floyd |    An old work table leans and tilts at odd angles
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I'm wondering if we need to find a bottle of courage or something like that."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 259 ]
Floyd | In the Corner of the offstage area, you see the top of an old wooden
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 260 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 261 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 262 ]
Floyd | At the bottom of a stairway you see a doorway West and some smudged
Floyd | graffiti on the wall: "GLASS CUTS DIAMOND" and "DYSLEXICS OF THE
Floyd | WORLD, UNTIE!".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x graffiti"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'graffiti' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 263 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 264 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 265 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 266 ]
Floyd | There are small piles of sawdust in the corners.  You see a door to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    A hardened steel chain has one end built into the concrete wall.
Floyd |    There is an iron crowbar ( chained to the wall )
Floyd |    A gouged and battered woodworking table is against the Wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sawdust"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'sawdust' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chain"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 267 ]
Floyd | It seems as if the janitor in this place doesn't trust anyone with his
Floyd | tools. There's no lock on the chain.  It'd have to be cut to free
Floyd | anything from it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crowbar"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 268 ]
Floyd | It's in good shape and looks like it could do a job on anything it
Floyd | could reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 269 ]
Floyd | It has seen a lot of use.  Its heavy oak top has gouges from many a
Floyd | tool.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under table"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 270 ]
Floyd | It has seen a lot of use.  Its heavy oak top has gouges from many a
Floyd | tool.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 271 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 272 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 273 ]
Floyd | You see high shelves with unfinished repair projects and a storage
Floyd | room South.
Floyd |    A violin sits on the shelf waiting for its broken bridge to be
Floyd | repaired.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "oho. New location!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x violin"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 274 ]
Floyd | Too bad it never got fixed.  Except for the crack in the bridge, it's
Floyd | in good shape - even still has all its strings (real genuine cat gut.
Floyd | Actually, cat gut is made from sheep intestine, but that still doesn't
Floyd | make cats any less nervous - and doesn't do much for the sheep
Floyd | either).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 275 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the violin up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "hm, were we looking for strings?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x strings"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'strings' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cat gut"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'gut' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I think I remember the dictionary mentioning cat gut."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "fix violin"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'fix' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "repair violin"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'repair' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crack"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'crack' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bridge"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'bridge' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play violin"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 276 ]
Floyd | Let me explain it to you this way:            |      ..,,,..
Floyd |    1.  The violin is out of reach,            |    ///////~\\\
Floyd |    2.  You ain't got a bow,                   |   (''~~~    ``\
Floyd |    3.  You ain't got a union card,            |   { (0 ) >--< }
Floyd |    4.  I know your taste in music,            |    \  __<__  /
Floyd |               -AND-                           +---  \ \___/ /
Floyd |    5.  It wouldn't accomplish anything anyway.|      \_____/
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "good lord"
DavidW says, "So ... no, I need longer to take that response in."
jenrexrode says, "I had to paste the graphic into notepad, since it didn't line up in my current font"
jenrexrode says, "and it was terrible"
DavidW says, "I've never seen an ASCII art bit done to the right of a text response like that before."
DavidW says, "The author is assuming the output text is in monospace font, then."
DavidW says, "(well, 1989, wasn't it? Did computers even have variable fonts then?)"
jenrexrode says, "yeah, dunno"
DavidW says, "I'm at a loss what to do with the violin except maybe break it."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "climb shelf"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'climb' as a verb.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "If the violin is itself worthless, maybe we get cat gut in the ruins of a smashed violin."
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach asks (of DavidW), "Have you seen ASCII art at all like that in a game?"
DavidW says (to Zach), "oh sure."
Zach says, "That my first full sized ";)""
jenrexrode says, "well I guess we have to get up there"
DavidW says, "[LINK]"
DavidW asks, "up where?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 277 ]
Floyd | You see high shelves with unfinished repair projects and a storage
Floyd | room South.
Floyd |    A violin sits on the shelf waiting for its broken bridge to be
Floyd | repaired.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says, "heh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x projects"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'projects' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
smartgenes goes home.
smartgenes has disconnected. jenrexrode says, "up to the high shelf"
DavidW says, "I think the violin is the other thing of interest here; the shelves are just background colour."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x shelves"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'shelves' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "yeah, the shelves aren't there at all."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "break violin"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 278 ]
Floyd | BREAK!  Someone say BREAK?  Great, I'll see you in ten minutes.  Bye,
Floyd | bye. I'm back.  Now, what were you saying?  You wanted to BREAK the
Floyd | VIOLIN? Don't know how to break here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "smash violin"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'smash' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "but I figure it's "out of reach" because the shelf is too high"
DavidW says, "I'm not sure why it's not letting us take the violin, but it's not an out of reach issue, as far as I can tell."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get violin"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 279 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the violin up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "but it said it was..."
jenrexrode  | Floyd |    1.  The violin is out of reach,            |    ///////~\\\
DavidW says, "oh. So it did."
DavidW asks, "well, lets try south. There might be something of assistance there?"
jenrexrode says, "ok"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 280 ]
Floyd | You step into a storage room.  Small, useless scraps of wood and old
Floyd | hardware are lying about.  A plank sits atop a particularly unstable
Floyd | pile of clutter.
Floyd |    It would turn the tables for you to get that plank down (and vice
Floyd | versa).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "cool"
DavidW says, "In Soviet Storage Room, plank get you!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x plank"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 281 ]
Floyd | It is 12 feet long and looks strong enough to support your weight, but
Floyd | also looks heavy enough to crush you if it were to fall on you from up
Floyd | there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pile"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'pile' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x clutter"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'clutter' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x junk"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'junk' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hardware"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'hardware' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "ideas?"
jenrexrode says, "hm"
DavidW asks, "push plank? kick plank?"
DavidW asks, "climb plank?"
Binder arrives, full of fun, but no funk. DavidW says, "I suppose we could try take plank first, just to see."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf2"
Floyd |  Enter saved game to store:
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 282 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the plank up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 283 ]
Floyd | As you approach within reach of the pile, even the force of your
Floyd | breathing starts a gentle tremble in the stack, pelting you with
Floyd | nails, faucets and cotter pins.  You decide to retreat and reorganize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "hmmm"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 284 ]
Floyd | You step into a storage room.  Small, useless scraps of wood and old
Floyd | hardware are lying about.  A plank sits atop a particularly unstable
Floyd | pile of clutter.
Floyd |    It would turn the tables for you to get that plank down (and vice
Floyd | versa).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 285 ]
Floyd | You start toward the pile, but even the gentle breeze stirred up by
Floyd | your arms causes the pile to tremble and a shower of nuts, bolts and
Floyd | old painting materials makes you think better of that idea.  You
Floyd | retreat to the far side of the room to rethink your strategy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 286 ]
Floyd | Don't know how to kick here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | Moves: 287 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    oaken bucket
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 288 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    oaken bucket
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "throw something? The knife?"
DavidW asks, "The bucket?"
jenrexrode says, "yeah, I was thinking throwing"
DavidW says, "Try it."
jenrexrode says, "sure the knife has been useless at cutting"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "throw knife at plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 289 ]
Floyd | The knife bounces off the plank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "nice"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "throw bucket at plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 290 ]
Floyd | The bucket bounces off the plank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says, "I might have an idea, having just recapped."
Binder says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 291 ]
Floyd | You step into a storage room.  Small, useless scraps of wood and old
Floyd | hardware are lying about.  A plank sits atop a particularly unstable
Floyd | pile of clutter.
Floyd |    A very sharp knife is lying there, blade upwards.
Floyd |    It would turn the tables for you to get that plank down (and vice
Floyd | versa).
Floyd |    There is that famous old oaken bucket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "ok;ekk, blade upwards?"
DavidW says (to Binder), "go ahead. I saved."
Binder says (to Floyd), "turn table"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 292 ]
Floyd | You don't see any table here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "hey, can we stand on the bucket anywhere?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "stand on bucket"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'stand' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "dunno"
jenrexrode says, "maybe we can turn other tables, and they'll fall apart"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 293 ]
Floyd | You can't turn the plank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'jump' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take knife"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 294 ]
Floyd | You pick up the sharp knife.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take bucket"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 295 ]
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 296 ]
Floyd | It only makes sense to attack living things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to game), "sez you"
Binder asks, "Were there tables elsewhere?"
DavidW says, "yes, a very rickety one upstairs."
Binder says (to Floyd), "x clutter"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'clutter' as a noun.
DavidW says, "It's worth a try, sure."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says (to Floyd), "x heap"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'heap' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 297 ]
Floyd | You step into a storage room.  Small, useless scraps of wood and old
Floyd | hardware are lying about.  A plank sits atop a particularly unstable
Floyd | pile of clutter.
Floyd |    It would turn the tables for you to get that plank down (and vice
Floyd | versa).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says (to Floyd), "x pile"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'pile' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says, "Alternately, a record player."
DavidW says, "There's a tape recorder in the game, non-portable, and is missing a tape to play."
DavidW says, "Haven't seen a record player yet."
Binder says (to Floyd), "x plank"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 298 ]
Floyd | It is 12 feet long and looks strong enough to support your weight, but
Floyd | also looks heavy enough to crush you if it were to fall on you from up
Floyd | there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 299 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    oaken bucket
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says (to Floyd), "x bucket"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 300 ]
Floyd | It has no handle, making it a little awkward to carry, but you can
Floyd | manage.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says (to Floyd), "look in bucket"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 301 ]
Floyd | It has no handle, making it a little awkward to carry, but you can
Floyd | manage.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says (to Floyd), "stand on bucket"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'stand' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bucket on plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 302 ]
Floyd | You put on the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says, "ha ha"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 301 ]
Floyd | UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says, "Hey maybe it's to protect our skull when we do get the plank down."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put knife on plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 302 ]
Floyd | You place the knife on the plank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take knife"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 303 ]
Floyd | You pick up the sharp knife.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get on plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 304 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the plank up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "surf"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'surf' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder says (to Floyd), "walk the plank"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'walk' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, ";hm I guess the intent of the bucket is to wear it, fwiw"
DavidW says, "Your lack of parrot is disturbing."
DavidW says, "(to Binder)"
jenrexrode says, "arr"
DavidW says (to jen), "I think so."
Binder says, "avastly disturbing"
DavidW asks, "any more rooms down this way?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 305 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 306 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 307 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'sing' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I'm wondering if like Jericho, we can make it tumble down with sound."
jenrexrode says, "oh"
jenrexrode says, "or blow on it"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "blow"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 308 ]
Floyd | What do you want to blow?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "blow plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 309 ]
Floyd | You can't blow the plank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "since breathing near it made it drop nails on us"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "blow on plank"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 310 ]
Floyd | You can't blow the plank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "well, we need a tool of some sort, I guess."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 311 ]
Floyd | There doesn't seem to be anything here to take.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Storage Room                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 312 ]
Floyd | You step into a storage room.  Small, useless scraps of wood and old
Floyd | hardware are lying about.  A plank sits atop a particularly unstable
Floyd | pile of clutter.
Floyd |    It would turn the tables for you to get that plank down (and vice
Floyd | versa).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "maybe we can turn the rickety table and get a leg to push with"
DavidW says, "yeah, worth a try."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 313 ]
Floyd | You see high shelves with unfinished repair projects and a storage
Floyd | room South.
Floyd |    A violin sits on the shelf waiting for its broken bridge to be
Floyd | repaired.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 314 ]
Floyd | There are small piles of sawdust in the corners.  You see a door to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    A hardened steel chain has one end built into the concrete wall.
Floyd |    There is an iron crowbar ( chained to the wall )
Floyd |    A gouged and battered woodworking table is against the Wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 315 ]
Floyd | At the bottom of a stairway you see a doorway West and some smudged
Floyd | graffiti on the wall: "GLASS CUTS DIAMOND" and "DYSLEXICS OF THE
Floyd | WORLD, UNTIE!".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "gotta wonder what this graffiti is a hint for, if anything."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 316 ]
Floyd | In the Corner of the offstage area, you see the top of an old wooden
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 317 ]
Floyd | The upstage area is dimly illuminated by streamers of light filtering
Floyd | down from the flyloft and work grid above.  Specks of dust dance in
Floyd | the light.
Floyd |    An old work table leans and tilts at odd angles
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn table"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 318 ]
Floyd | Try as you might, you cannot lift the table enough to budge it.
Floyd | Besides, in its dilapidated condition, you are likely to end up with a
Floyd | pile of fire wood.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "yeah, that's the idea, you dumb game"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 319 ]
Floyd | There is an unpainted red brick wall to the West.
Floyd |    A thin ray of light creeps in under the stage door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 320 ]
Floyd | The paint is pealing off the door and the latch is reddened with rust.
Floyd | There is a faded scrawl under the "EXIT" sign.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "exit"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 321 ]
Floyd | You're not inside anything that you can exit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push door"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 322 ]
Floyd | A good way to build muscles - isometrics, but it has no effect on the
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "read door"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 323 ]
Floyd | "Through these portals pass the biggest hams in the world."  Anon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 324 ]
Floyd | You don't see any wall here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x brick"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'brick' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "rub lamp"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 325 ]
Floyd | You rub and rub but only wear through the gold tone finish on the
Floyd | cheap lamp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 326 ]
Floyd | You can't open the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under door"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 327 ]
Floyd | The paint is pealing off the door and the latch is reddened with rust.
Floyd | There is a faded scrawl under the "EXIT" sign.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "peal paint"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'peal' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick door"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 328 ]
Floyd | Don't know how to kick here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 329 ]
Floyd | Ignoring everything that you learned as a two year old, you
Floyd | impulsively turn W and walk right into the closed door.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is an unpainted red brick wall to the West.
Floyd |    A thin ray of light creeps in under the stage door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "It's possible some of these doors never open."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push door"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 330 ]
Floyd | A good way to build muscles - isometrics, but it has no effect on the
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 331 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x counterweight"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 332 ]
Floyd | It is made of a stack of heavy metal bars, bolted together and pulled
Floyd | up and down by cables.  It has a broad upper surface with a small
Floyd | hollow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hmmmm. That suggests something can ride up on top of it as the curtain lowers."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sit on counterweight"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'sit' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get on counterweight"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 333 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the counterweight up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb it"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'climb' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hollow"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 334 ]
Floyd | It is made of a stack of heavy metal bars, bolted together and pulled
Floyd | up and down by cables.  It has a broad upper surface with a small
Floyd | hollow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bucket on counterweight"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 335 ]
Floyd | You carefully place the BUCKET in the hollow on the top of the
Floyd | counterweight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "oh, hey"
DavidW says, "I have no idea at all why this might be useful."
jenrexrode says, "but it's the first time it didn't put it on our head instead"
DavidW says, "oh. You're right."
jenrexrode says, "unless you need to stand on your head on that counterweight"
DavidW says, "That's quite the image."
DavidW says, "Assuming this is like a dumbwaiter to the flyloft, I don't see how we can make use of it, since the curtain will be in the way."
DavidW says, "(unless we can cut the curtain with our stupid knife and get backstage that way?)"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut curtain with knife"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 336 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the COUNTERWEIGHT with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 337 ]
Floyd | Excuse me, but your pager is beeping.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut curtain with knife"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 338 ]
Floyd | If you will look carefully, you will note that the COUNTERWEIGHT is
Floyd | not present.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hm, no, curtain and counterweight seem to be synonyms."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 339 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |       There is that famous old oaken bucket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter bucket"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 340 ]
Floyd | You can't enter anything here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get in bucket"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 341 ]
Floyd | You can't enter anything here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear bucket"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 342 ]
Floyd | You put on the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 343 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bucket on counterweight"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 344 ]
Floyd | You carefully place the BUCKET in the hollow on the top of the
Floyd | counterweight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 345 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "heh, oh well"
DavidW says, "well, we need to try weird ideas."
jenrexrode asks, "so where is the curtain curtain, and not the curtain counterweight?"
DavidW says, "I don't think there is a curtain curtain object actually coded."
jenrexrode says, "ah"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "get on counterweight"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 346 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the counterweight up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cable"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "sit in hollow"
Floyd | Moves: 347 ]
Floyd | You don't see any cable here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd |  I don't understand 'sit' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "so if we press the red button, our bucket will go up?"
DavidW says, "I guess it must."
DavidW says, "But the curtain will go down too and we'd have no way to see any of it."
Zach was referred to as looking like "a cross between the chicken dance and a foot stomping robot" to the untrained eye.
Zach has disconnected.
Lionheart arrives, full of fun, but no funk. DavidW says, "but I guess we should try anyway."
DavidW says, "I do want to get to the makeup on boiler idea eventually, though."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "score"
Floyd |  You have earned 0 BONUS POINTS out of a possible 22,000 Your score is
Floyd | 510 (out of 19900 possible). You have visited 43 locations (out of 117
Floyd | in the game)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 348 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 349 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 350 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "oops, wrong way"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 351 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 352 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 353 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 354 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 355 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 356 ]
Floyd | Here, the stage lighting and effects are controlled.  Doors lead East
Floyd | & West.
Floyd |    An ominous red button is at eye level on the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 357 ]
Floyd | The stage curtain once again descends, hiding the stage from your
Floyd | view.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 358 ]
Floyd | The spotlight booth has doors East and West.  There is no glass in the
Floyd | window to the North (to avoid blinding the spot operator.  By, the
Floyd | way, don't try going through the window.  It won't work.)
Floyd |    A large follow spot stands by the window
Floyd |       You can see the socket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 359 ]
Floyd | You don't see any window here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 360 ]
Floyd | Here, the stage lighting and effects are controlled.  Doors lead East
Floyd | & West.
Floyd |    An ominous red button is at eye level on the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 361 ]
Floyd | A muffled noise catches your attention.  Peering through the double
Floyd | glass window past the audience, you see the stage curtain starting to
Floyd | move.  It rises, revealing the stage area.  You can see light
Floyd | filtering down from somewhere above, and can barely make out some sort
Floyd | of objects.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "That's the same as normal."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 362 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 363 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 364 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 365 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 366 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 367 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |       There is that famous old oaken bucket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "hm"
DavidW says, "For all we could see, the bucket and counterweight might've been here the entire time."
jenrexrode says, "yeah"
DavidW says, "we do need to solve our acrophobia issue."
DavidW says, "I think the makeup is upstairs need here."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Stairwell                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 368 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you see a spiral stairway leading up, a door around
Floyd | behind the stairs to the West, and the stage to the East
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Stairwell                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 369 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Stairwell                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 370 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Hall                                                Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 371 ]
Floyd | At the South end of a hall, there are doorways to the West and the
Floyd | South and the top of a narrow spiral stairway.
Floyd |    The door to the dressing room has no knob.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 372 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the men's dressing room.
Floyd |    There is a dressing table against the wall
Floyd |      There is a small drawer ( in the dressing table)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open drawer"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 373 ]
Floyd | You have opened the drawer.
Floyd | Inside, you see the following:
Floyd |    There is a kit of heavy stage makeup
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hm. They didn't gender switch this part."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take makeup"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 374 ]
Floyd | You pick up the stage makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x makeup"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 375 ]
Floyd | There are a few sticks of very high quality professional heavy
Floyd | greasepaint in the kit.  Just your skin tone, and a national brand
Floyd | label.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 376 ]
Floyd | "Freddie Krueger Special Halloween Assortment"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 377 ]
Floyd | The table has a mirror and a small drawer.  There is nothing lying on
Floyd | the table.  A quick search shows that there is nothing behind nor
Floyd | under it. There is something scribbled on the mirror with lipstick.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read mirror"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 378 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "THE MAKEUP THEY GIVE YOU IN THIS PLACE WOULD GIVE ZITS TO WROUGHT
Floyd | IRON!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn table"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 379 ]
Floyd | The table slides a few inches, then a foot drops into a knothole in
Floyd | the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "ooh"
DavidW blinks
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x foot"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'foot' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "oh, foot of the table"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 380 ]
Floyd | The table has a mirror and a small drawer.  There is nothing lying on
Floyd | the table.  A quick search shows that there is nothing behind nor
Floyd | under it. There is something scribbled on the mirror with lipstick.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn table"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 381 ]
Floyd | The table slides a few inches, then a foot drops into a knothole in
Floyd | the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "well,gee"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "move table"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 382 ]
Floyd | You can't move the table.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push table"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 383 ]
Floyd | You can't push the table.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Here, I thought a severed human foot had fallen."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x hole"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 384 ]
Floyd | You don't see any hole here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "eek"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x knothole"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'knothole' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "but no. table just moves an inch then stops because of poor flooring."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "look behind table"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 385 ]
Floyd | The table has a mirror and a small drawer.  There is nothing lying on
Floyd | the table.  A quick search shows that there is nothing behind nor
Floyd | under it. There is something scribbled on the mirror with lipstick.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "oops"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear makeup"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 386 ]
Floyd | You put on the makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mirror"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 387 ]
Floyd | The table has a mirror and a small drawer.  There is nothing lying on
Floyd | the table.  A quick search shows that there is nothing behind nor
Floyd | under it. There is something scribbled on the mirror with lipstick.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x makeup"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 388 ]
Floyd | There are a few sticks of very high quality professional heavy
Floyd | greasepaint in the kit.  Just your skin tone, and a national brand
Floyd | label.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'me' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 389 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    stage makeup
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove makeup"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 390 ]
Floyd | You take off the makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 391 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x makeup"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 392 ]
Floyd | There are a few sticks of very high quality professional heavy
Floyd | greasepaint in the kit.  Just your skin tone, and a national brand
Floyd | label.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take makeup"
Floyd |  [ Men's Dressing Room                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 393 ]
Floyd | You pick up the stage makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "hm, so put on like the bucket"
DavidW says, "that's weird. The makeup is coded as if it were like a coat."
jenrexrode says, "yeah"
jenrexrode says, "and when we take it off, not in inventory"
DavidW says, "So we can wear it, take it off, indefinitely."
DavidW says, "yeah, removing clothing puts it on the floor."
DavidW asks, "Can I try my makeup-on-boiler idea?"
jenrexrode says, "oh yeah"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Hall                                                Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 394 ]
Floyd | At the South end of a hall, there are doorways to the West and the
Floyd | South and the top of a narrow spiral stairway.
Floyd |    The door to the dressing room has no knob.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Stairwell                                 Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 395 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you see a spiral stairway leading up, a door around
Floyd | behind the stairs to the West, and the stage to the East
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 396 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |       There is that famous old oaken bucket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 397 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 398 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 399 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 400 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 401 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it. (
Floyd | on seat 86
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 402 ]
Floyd | You are at the lobby courtesy area.  The auditorium is to the North.
Floyd |    The well-appointed courtesy desk stands by the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 403 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                               Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 404 ]
Floyd | The foyer widens out to the East and South.
Floyd |    An old vending machine stands against the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                               Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 405 ]
Floyd | You see an open Dutch door to the North and other doors across the
Floyd | room to the South and Southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                           Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 406 ]
Floyd | The coat room is almost empty.  The Dutch door to the South stands
Floyd | open.
Floyd |    On the wall behind the counter there is a ratty coat hanging on a
Floyd | nail.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "move coat"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 407 ]
Floyd | A gentle tug causes the coat to slip slightly to one side.  Through
Floyd | the eruption of moths you see that the coat is covering a doorway
Floyd | North.  Pushing the coat to the side like a drape, you go through.
Floyd |
Floyd | You have come across a store room. A stairway leads down.  A closet is
Floyd | North.
Floyd |    A small magnesium box sits on the floor
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Boiler Room Entrance                                Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 408 ]
Floyd | Reaching the bottom of the stairs, you can see something massive to
Floyd | the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 409 ]
Floyd | You squeeze past the gently hissing boiler.  There is a maintenance
Floyd | walkway that runs beside the boiler toward the North.  Stairs are to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    The boiler knocks and pounds - small jets of steam hiss from the
Floyd | seams.
Floyd |      The corroded safety valve spurts like a steam calliope. ( on top
Floyd | the boiler
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put makeup on boiler"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 410 ]
Floyd | You place the makeup on the boiler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x boiler"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 411 ]
Floyd | You hear the rush of flame in the firebox.  The boiler spits and
Floyd | sputters as if the safety valve weren't working.  It looks ready to
Floyd | blow at any second.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take boiler"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 412 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the boiler up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take makeup"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 413 ]
Floyd | You pick up the stage makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put makeup on valve"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 414 ]
Floyd | You place the makeup on the valve.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "uh, it didn't understand us"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wait"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 415 ]
Floyd | Time passes...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take makeup"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 416 ]
Floyd | You pick up the stage makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "and I guess we already tried it on the chain?"
DavidW asks, "The only other thing I can think of is the 'you're all wet, paleface' message when we blow out the bulb in the follow spot, if we're not a paleface when wearing makeup, does that change at all?"
DavidW says, "yeah, makeup on chain had no effect."
jenrexrode says, "it couldn't hurt"
DavidW says, "Mind you, neither the boiler nor the chain is specifically described as made of iron."
DavidW asks, "Did you want to try the follow spot?"
jenrexrode says, "sure"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By the Boiler                                       Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 417 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Boiler Room Entrance                                Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 418 ]
Floyd | Reaching the bottom of the stairs, you can see something massive to
Floyd | the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Store Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 419 ]
Floyd | You have come across a store room. A stairway leads down.  A closet is
Floyd | North.
Floyd |    A small magnesium box sits on the floor
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Coat Room                                           Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 420 ]
Floyd | The coat room is almost empty.  The Dutch door to the South stands
Floyd | open.
Floyd |    On the wall behind the counter there is a ratty coat hanging on a
Floyd | nail.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ East End of the Foyer                               Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 421 ]
Floyd | You see an open Dutch door to the North and other doors across the
Floyd | room to the South and Southwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Foyer                                               Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 422 ]
Floyd | The foyer widens out to the East and South.
Floyd |    An old vending machine stands against the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 423 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 424 ]
Floyd | You are at the lobby courtesy area.  The auditorium is to the North.
Floyd |    The well-appointed courtesy desk stands by the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 425 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it. (
Floyd | on seat 86
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 426 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By Fire Door                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 427 ]
Floyd | The curving steps to the apron are to the North, and the audience to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    There is a solid steel fire door built into the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 428 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 429 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 430 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 431 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 432 ]
Floyd | Here, the stage lighting and effects are controlled.  Doors lead East
Floyd | & West.
Floyd |    An ominous red button is at eye level on the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 433 ]
Floyd | The spotlight booth has doors East and West.  There is no glass in the
Floyd | window to the North (to avoid blinding the spot operator.  By, the
Floyd | way, don't try going through the window.  It won't work.)
Floyd |    A large follow spot stands by the window
Floyd |       You can see the socket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear makeup"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 434 ]
Floyd | You put on the makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf3"
Floyd |  Enter saved game to store:
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bulb in socket"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 435 ]
Floyd | You screw the bulb firmly into the socket, forgetting that you have
Floyd | not disconnected the electric power from the spotlight.  At the first
Floyd | sign of arcing, you avert your eyes, thus avoiding permanent
Floyd | blindness.  Looking out the booth window, you see "YOU'RE ALL WET,
Floyd | PAIL-FACE" projected briefly on the ceiling as the bulb flares into
Floyd | brilliance, then descends back to darkness.
Floyd |
Floyd | The spotlight booth has doors East and West.  There is no glass in the
Floyd | window to the North (to avoid blinding the spot operator.  By, the
Floyd | way, don't try going through the window.  It won't work.)
Floyd |    A large follow spot stands by the window
Floyd |       You can see the socket
Floyd |          There is a burned-out bulb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "oh, it said pail face"
DavidW asks, "was it PAIL before?"
jenrexrode says, "dunno"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 434 ]
Floyd | UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove makeup"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 435 ]
Floyd | You take off the makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take makeup"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 436 ]
Floyd | You pick up the stage makeup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bulb in socket"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 437 ]
Floyd | You screw the bulb firmly into the socket, forgetting that you have
Floyd | not disconnected the electric power from the spotlight.  At the first
Floyd | sign of arcing, you avert your eyes, thus avoiding permanent
Floyd | blindness.  Looking out the booth window, you see "YOU'RE ALL WET,
Floyd | PAIL-FACE" projected briefly on the ceiling as the bulb flares into
Floyd | brilliance, then descends back to darkness.
Floyd |
Floyd | The spotlight booth has doors East and West.  There is no glass in the
Floyd | window to the North (to avoid blinding the spot operator.  By, the
Floyd | way, don't try going through the window.  It won't work.)
Floyd |    A large follow spot stands by the window
Floyd |       You can see the socket
Floyd |          There is a burned-out bulb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 436 ]
Floyd | UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "...well, we have a wearable bucket..."
jenrexrode says, "yeah yeah"
DavidW says, "and we do gain points for destroying our one portable light source."
jenrexrode says, "even so, we can still undo"
DavidW says, "pee break"
DavidW says, "back"
DavidW says, "I dislike destroying our lightsource too soon. Perhaps there's another or we can manage this puzzle without destroying it, or this puzzle is meant for much later in the game when we no longer need a portable lightsource."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Spotlight Booth                                     Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 437 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    stage makeup
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Lighting Booth                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 438 ]
Floyd | Here, the stage lighting and effects are controlled.  Doors lead East
Floyd | & West.
Floyd |    An ominous red button is at eye level on the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ South end of Hall                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 439 ]
Floyd | At the South end of the hall you find doorways to the East and West.
Floyd | The one to the East is labelled, "MR. BARD AVON'S PUN CLOSET".  The
Floyd | West doorway is labelled. "TECHIES (pronounced TEYK-EEZ) ONLY!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 440 ]
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 441 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 442 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 443 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 444 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 445 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 446 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 447 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Stage Elevator                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 448 ]
Floyd | The stage elevator is now at the basement level and opens to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Stage Elevator                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 449 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Elevator                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 450 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Stage Elevator                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 451 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Stage Elevator                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 452 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Library                                             Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 453 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the library.  The shelves are mostly empty now.
Floyd | The stage elevator is in a small alcove to the West and a short
Floyd | passage is to the South.
Floyd |    There is a very thin music book ( on the east shelf )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take book"
Floyd |  [ Library                                             Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 454 ]
Floyd | You pick up the music book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd |  [ Library                                             Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 455 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "4...SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Library                                             Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 456 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Library                                             Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 457 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "oh. hm. Just wondered if we can see this elevator from underneath or from above when lowered."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 458 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you see that the room is bare.  You see the Library
Floyd | North
Floyd |    There are sliding elevator doors on the East wall
Floyd |    There is a locked door on the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x doors"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 459 ]
Floyd | The old doors allow easy access to the next room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 460 ]
Floyd | Judging from the label, I'd say it goes to the orchestra pit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read door"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 461 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "TO ORCHESTRA PIT"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 462 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 463 ]
Floyd | You can't open the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 464 ]
Floyd | Ignoring everything that you learned as a two year old, you
Floyd | impulsively turn W and walk right into the closed door.
Floyd |
Floyd | Looking around, you see that the room is bare.  You see the Library
Floyd | North
Floyd |    There are sliding elevator doors on the East wall
Floyd |    There is a locked door on the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push door"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 465 ]
Floyd | You can't push the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 466 ]
Floyd | This is NOT the Enterprise.  You'll have to open these doors yourself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open doors"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 467 ]
Floyd | I forgot to tell you, whenever the curtain is unbalanced, it overloads
Floyd | the motor and blows all kinds of fuses and makes these doors stick.
Floyd | I'm afraid you won't be able to budge them while anything is sitting
Floyd | on the counterweight.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't open the doors.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "cool"
DavidW says, "huh."
Zach arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. Jacqueline asks, "How's it proceeding?"
DavidW says, "I didn't know the curtain counterweight had anything to do with the elevator doors."
jenrexrode asks, "but is there anything on the counterweight right now?"
DavidW says, "yes, the bucket"
DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "very very slowly. We found two new rooms, and are gaining a few minor insights, but not much progress otherwise."
Jacqueline says, "Wowza."
Zach asks, "Dang. Are there any hints available?"
DavidW says, "There's source code."
DavidW says, "And it's too soon for hints."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 468 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    stage makeup
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    music book
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I want to get the bucket back, trade the pluto to the packrat, then climb up the cable and circle back to center stage to see if that elevator is still lowered."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Library                                             Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 469 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the library.  The shelves are mostly empty now.
Floyd | The stage elevator is in a small alcove to the West and a short
Floyd | passage is to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Stage Elevator                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 470 ]
Floyd | The stage elevator is now at the basement level and opens to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 471 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 472 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |       There is that famous old oaken bucket
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bucket"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 473 ]
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
DavidW arrives, full of fun and funk.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 474 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                        Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 475 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Stage Elevator                                      Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 476 ]
Floyd | The stage elevator is now at the basement level and opens to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Library                                             Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 477 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the library.  The shelves are mostly empty now.
Floyd | The stage elevator is in a small alcove to the West and a short
Floyd | passage is to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 478 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you see that the room is bare.  You see the Library
Floyd | North
Floyd |    There are sliding elevator doors on the East wall
Floyd |    There is a locked door on the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open doors"
Floyd |  [ Music Room                                          Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 479 ]
Floyd | You manage to pry the doors open, breaking only one fingernail in the
Floyd | process.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                            Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 480 ]
Floyd | As you walk through, the doors slide closed behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself at the bottom of an elevator shaft.  You can see
Floyd | light coming through the gap between the doors to the West.  Looking
Floyd | up you can barely see light filtering through another set of open
Floyd | doors two floors above.
Floyd |    The frayed elevator cable hangs just out of your reach.
Floyd |    A packrat has emerged from a crack in the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "trade pluto to packrat"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                           Score: -490
Floyd | Moves: 481 ]
Floyd | The packrat chuckles to himself, "What a dip stick, giving me the
Floyd | PLUTO! You'll be sorry."  He stuffs the PLUTO into a pocket in his
Floyd | checkered vest then darts toward the wall, leaving a small object for
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself at the bottom of an elevator shaft.  You can see
Floyd | light coming through the gap between the doors to the West.  Looking
Floyd | up you can barely see light filtering through another set of open
Floyd | doors two floors above.
Floyd |    A battered bugle is lying there.
Floyd |    The frayed elevator cable hangs just out of your reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                            Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 480 ]
Floyd | UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "trade knife to packrat"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                           Score: -490
Floyd | Moves: 481 ]
Floyd | The packrat chuckles to himself, "What a dip stick, giving me the
Floyd | KNIFE! You'll be sorry."  He stuffs the KNIFE into a pocket in his
Floyd | checkered vest then darts toward the wall, leaving a small object for
Floyd | you.
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself at the bottom of an elevator shaft.  You can see
Floyd | light coming through the gap between the doors to the West.  Looking
Floyd | up you can barely see light filtering through another set of open
Floyd | doors two floors above.
Floyd |    A battered bugle is lying there.
Floyd |    The frayed elevator cable hangs just out of your reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                            Score: 510
Floyd | Moves: 480 ]
Floyd | UNDOing a turn...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "trade book to packrat"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                            Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 481 ]
Floyd | The packrat carefully inspects the BOOK that you offer, then somehow
Floyd | stuffs it into a tiny crack in the wall.  He darts toward the wall
Floyd | himself, pausing only long enough to throw a small object back to you,
Floyd | then vanishes.
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself at the bottom of an elevator shaft.  You can see
Floyd | light coming through the gap between the doors to the West.  Looking
Floyd | up you can barely see light filtering through another set of open
Floyd | doors two floors above.
Floyd |    A battered bugle is lying there.
Floyd |    The frayed elevator cable hangs just out of your reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "so the music book is safe to trade?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bugle"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                            Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 482 ]
Floyd | You pick up the battered bugle.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play bugle"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Elevator Shaft                            Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 483 ]
Floyd | You wet your lips, throw back your head and blow for all you're worth.
Floyd | A shower of cockroaches and spider webs flies out the bell along with
Floyd | a stream of notes that would make Sousa gasp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "ewwww"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb cable"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 484 ]
Floyd | You dance and leap on your toes, but are unable to reach the cable.
Floyd | Just when you are about to give up, you recall a stunt you saw in a
Floyd | movie.  Taking off your belt, you whip it upward in your best Indiana
Floyd | Jones style.  Amazingly, as in the movie, the tip of the belt wraps
Floyd | itself three times around the frayed cable and catches securely.
Floyd | (Aren't you glad I saw that movie too?) Summoning all your strength,
Floyd | you start hand over hand up the belt and cable until you reach the
Floyd | doors at the top of the shaft and swing yourself over to safety.
Floyd |
Floyd | You stand next to the top of a stairway.  Looking North, you see a
Floyd | pair of completely unmarked sliding doors standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ North End of Hall                                   Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 485 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 486 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 487 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 488 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                        Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 489 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "huh. I left it in the DOWN position."
DavidW says, "so I guess this 'elevator' is just coded as stairs."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'listen' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "clap"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'clap' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "Bugle vs plank next?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Upstage Area                                        Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 490 ]
Floyd | The upstage area is dimly illuminated by streamers of light filtering
Floyd | down from the flyloft and work grid above.  Specks of dust dance in
Floyd | the light.
Floyd |    An old work table leans and tilts at odd angles
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 491 ]
Floyd | In the Corner of the offstage area, you see the top of an old wooden
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 492 ]
Floyd | At the bottom of a stairway you see a doorway West and some smudged
Floyd | graffiti on the wall: "GLASS CUTS DIAMOND" and "DYSLEXICS OF THE
Floyd | WORLD, UNTIE!".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 493 ]
Floyd | There are small piles of sawdust in the corners.  You see a door to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    A hardened steel chain has one end built into the concrete wall.
Floyd |    There is an iron crowbar ( chained to the wall )
Floyd |    A gouged and battered woodworking table is against the Wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 494 ]
Floyd | You see high shelves with unfinished repair projects and a storage
Floyd | room South.
Floyd |    A violin sits on the shelf waiting for its broken bridge to be
Floyd | repaired.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 495 ]
Floyd | You step into a storage room.  Small, useless scraps of wood and old
Floyd | hardware are lying about.  A plank sits atop a particularly unstable
Floyd | pile of clutter.
Floyd |    It would turn the tables for you to get that plank down (and vice
Floyd | versa).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play bugle"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 496 ]
Floyd | You wet your lips, throw back your head and blow for all you're worth.
Floyd | A shower of cockroaches and spider webs flies out the bell along with
Floyd | a stream of notes that would make Sousa gasp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says, "Eeeagh"
DavidW says, "no plank a-tumblin' down."
jenrexrode says, "huh, because breathing disturbed it before"
DavidW says, "The bugle contains infinite cockroaches, I guess, if the first bleat didn't empty it."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "rub bugle"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 497 ]
Floyd | You can't rub the bugle.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake bugle"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 498 ]
Floyd | Don't know how to shake here...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'jump' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I suppose we oughta try bucket as hat vs the secret."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear skate"
Floyd |  [ Storage Room                                        Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 499 ]
Floyd | You put on the skate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 500 ]
Floyd | You see high shelves with unfinished repair projects and a storage
Floyd | room South.
Floyd |    A violin sits on the shelf waiting for its broken bridge to be
Floyd | repaired.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 501 ]
Floyd | There are small piles of sawdust in the corners.  You see a door to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    A hardened steel chain has one end built into the concrete wall.
Floyd |    There is an iron crowbar ( chained to the wall )
Floyd |    A gouged and battered woodworking table is against the Wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn table"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 502 ]
Floyd | I tell you, you're bucking for one prime hernia trying to twist around
Floyd | something this massive.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "we could thrown stuff at the violin"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 503 ]
Floyd | You see high shelves with unfinished repair projects and a storage
Floyd | room South.
Floyd |    A violin sits on the shelf waiting for its broken bridge to be
Floyd | repaired.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw bucket at violin"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 504 ]
Floyd | The bucket bounces off the violin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw knife at violin"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 505 ]
Floyd | The knife bounces off the violin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd |  [ South Side of Shop                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 506 ]
Floyd | You pick up the sharp knife.
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "tough violin"
DavidW says, "except for that crack on the bridge, yes."
DavidW says, "We don't have a bow for the violin, but we could try to 'take a bow' onstage."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 507 ]
Floyd | There are small piles of sawdust in the corners.  You see a door to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    A hardened steel chain has one end built into the concrete wall.
Floyd |    There is an iron crowbar ( chained to the wall )
Floyd |    A gouged and battered woodworking table is against the Wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 508 ]
Floyd | At the bottom of a stairway you see a doorway West and some smudged
Floyd | graffiti on the wall: "GLASS CUTS DIAMOND" and "DYSLEXICS OF THE
Floyd | WORLD, UNTIE!".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 509 ]
Floyd | In the Corner of the offstage area, you see the top of an old wooden
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By the Stage Door                                   Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 510 ]
Floyd | There is an unpainted red brick wall to the West.
Floyd |    A thin ray of light creeps in under the stage door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 511 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 512 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take a bow"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'bow' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By Fire Door                                        Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 513 ]
Floyd | The curving steps to the apron are to the North, and the audience to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    There is a solid steel fire door built into the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 514 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 515 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it. (
Floyd | on seat 86
Floyd | )
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take parchment"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 516 ]
Floyd | You pick up the dark parchment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 517 ]
Floyd | You put on the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put parchment under bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 518 ]
Floyd | You can't put the parchment under something that you are carrying.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 519 ]
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put parchment under bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 520 ]
Floyd | You can't put the parchment under something that you are carrying.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 521 ]
Floyd | You put on the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 522 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    battered bugle
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    stage makeup
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd |    dark secret
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    oaken bucket
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bucket under skate"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 523 ]
Floyd | You are already wearing the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put parchment under skate"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 524 ]
Floyd | You can't put the parchment under something that you are carrying.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 525 ]
Floyd | You take off the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 526 ]
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x parchment"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 527 ]
Floyd | This might be a prop left over from a spy drama - or maybe it's the
Floyd | real thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bucket on parchment"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 528 ]
Floyd | You put on the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 529 ]
Floyd | You take off the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Amber asks, "Buckethead?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put parchment under bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 530 ]
Floyd | You place the parchment under the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 531 ]
Floyd | You put on the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 532 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bucket off"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 533 ]
Floyd | What do you want to take the bucket off?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bucket off me"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'me' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 534 ]
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 535 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    battered bugle
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    stage makeup
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    oaken bucket
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd | You're wearing:
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    pocket pager ( on your belt )
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take skate"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 536 ]
Floyd | You pick up the roller skate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 537 ]
Floyd | You put on the bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 538 ]
Floyd | With the bucket over your face, you do nothing but bump into walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "even though there's no walls where we are."
Ellison arrives, full of fun and funk.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bucket"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 539 ]
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "well, there's still the organ room and the stage mgr's office to revisit, but otherwise, I'm momentarily stumped."
Ellison says, "only 21,390 points to go!"
DavidW says, "I suppose we could try playing the bugle outside the orchestra pit door in the hopes that the door responds to music, even though nothing hints at that sort of puzzle-lock."
Ellison asks, "did you find a hat yet?"
DavidW says, "no. No costume room found either."
DavidW says, "And the coat room only has a coat."
Ellison says, "it's too bad; this game seems appealing but there really are too many locations for my taste. not sure I can help out."
DavidW says, "hm. If we coulda got that gum from the balcony and put it on the boiler valve, maybe that would do something."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "rub lamp"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 540 ]
Floyd | You rub and rub but only wear through the gold tone finish on the
Floyd | cheap lamp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "palm"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'palm' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x palm"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'palm' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bulge"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'bulge' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x valve"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 541 ]
Floyd | You don't see any valve here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Amber says, "Sleepytime for me."
Ellison says, "later, Amber"
Amber:>Amber:>
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 610
Floyd | Moves: 542 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Orchestra Pit                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 543 ]
Floyd | Your luck has just turned sour.  You stumble over the edge of the
Floyd | orchestra pit into the percussion section, sending the remains of most
Floyd | of the instruments and everything you were carrying flying
Floyd | who-knows-where.
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself near the podium in the orchestra pit.  The pit
Floyd | extends to the West and there is a small, almost hidden crawl way to
Floyd | the North.
Floyd |    The door to the East is securely locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Amber goes home.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Secret Place                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 544 ]
Floyd | You arrive at a small cranny (or is it a nook?  I never know) at the
Floyd | West side of the pit.  You see, "Our Secret Place" inscribed above a
Floyd | small lens.  Looking into it, you see nothing and decide it must be
Floyd | some sort of electric eye.
Floyd |    A packrat has emerged from a crack in the wall
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "wait, how'd I do that?"
Zach asks, "Huh, secret exit?"
DavidW says, "I fell into the pit this time instead of bouncing out."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Secret Place                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 545 ]
Floyd | You are empty-handed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "and all the inventory must be at Courtesy Area now."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x packrat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Secret Place                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 546 ]
Floyd | It eyes you suspiciously at first, then standing up on its hind paws,
Floyd | it strides boldly over and squeaks,  "Let's make a deal".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lens"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'lens' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Ellison asks, "so, drop something in particular to get the packrat's attention?"
Ellison says, "or, uh, trade, it looks like"
jenrexrode asks, "why do we have a score of 560 instead of 610?"
DavidW says, "We can trade objects to him. I didn't realize there was a 4th packrat location."
jenrexrode says, "oh, falling inthe pit cost 50"
DavidW says (to jen), "I guess falling in here isn't ideal."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x eye"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'eye' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Secret Place                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 547 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Secret Place                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 548 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Secret Place                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 549 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Orchestra Pit                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 550 ]
Floyd | You find yourself near the podium in the orchestra pit.  The pit
Floyd | extends to the West and there is a small, almost hidden crawl way to
Floyd | the North.
Floyd |    The door to the East is securely locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Orchestra Pit                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 551 ]
Floyd | Just a wild guess, but judging from the label, I'd say that door may
Floyd | lead to the music room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read door"
Floyd |  [ Orchestra Pit                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 552 ]
Floyd |
Floyd | "TO MUSIC ROOM"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd |  [ Orchestra Pit                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 553 ]
Floyd | You can't open the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock door"
Floyd |  [ Orchestra Pit                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 554 ]
Floyd | The door can't be unlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x instruments"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'instruments' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ Orchestra Pit                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 555 ]
Floyd | You find yourself near the podium in the orchestra pit.  The pit
Floyd | extends to the West and there is a small, almost hidden crawl way to
Floyd | the North.
Floyd |    The door to the East is securely locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 556 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in a cramped little room with curved walls.
Floyd | Something massive occupies almost the entire area.  As you make your
Floyd | way around to the far side, you see this is the theater organ.  The
Floyd | controls for raising the entire assembly up to stage level for
Floyd | performances have been gutted and are completely unusable.  You can
Floyd | still see the narrow passage to the East.
Floyd |    You are sitting at the keyboard of the massive theater organ.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "wha--?"
DavidW asks, "Could we always have gone south of the organ to the pit?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 557 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 558 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ A Narrow Passage                                    Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 559 ]
Floyd | You have come to a narrow passageway with a ladder leading up to the
Floyd | stage and a crawl way through to a slightly less cramped area to the
Floyd | West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 560 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 561 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 562 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 563 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 564 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 565 ]
Floyd | You are at the lobby courtesy area.  The auditorium is to the North.
Floyd |    The well-appointed courtesy desk stands by the wall.
Floyd |    A battered bugle is lying there.
Floyd |    There is a single dim bulb. (Providing light)
Floyd |    There is a foot long hotdog
Floyd |    There is a kit of heavy stage makeup
Floyd |    A very sharp knife is lying there, blade upwards.
Floyd |    A single "one size fits all" roller skate is sitting there.
Floyd |    There is a plain living room lamp.
Floyd |    There is that famous old oaken bucket
Floyd |    There is a small PLUTO.
Floyd |    There is a small pocket pager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tale all"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'tale' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 566 ]
Floyd | You pick up the battered bugle.
Floyd | You pick up the dim bulb.
Floyd | You pick up the long hotdog.
Floyd | You pick up the stage makeup.
Floyd | You pick up the sharp knife.
Floyd | You pick up the roller skate.
Floyd | You pick up the old lamp.
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd | You pick up the plaster pluto.
Floyd | You pick up the pocket pager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear pager"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 567 ]
Floyd | You put on the pager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach asks, "Did you get everything back?"
DavidW says, "I'm tempted to trade the pager to the packrat."
DavidW says, "I think this is everything I had, yes."
Zach says, "Hmm, I wonder why the point lose then. Maybe there's a few thousand extra points."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 568 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says, "Yeah, it does seem the pager isn't too useful."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 569 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ By Stairs                                           Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 570 ]
Floyd | You are at the base of a very plain spiral stairway.  The curving
Floyd | steps to the apron are to the North and the audience to the West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 571 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 572 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 573 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ A Narrow Passage                                    Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 574 ]
Floyd | You have come to a narrow passageway with a ladder leading up to the
Floyd | stage and a crawl way through to a slightly less cramped area to the
Floyd | West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 575 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in a cramped little room with curved walls.
Floyd | Something massive occupies almost the entire area.  As you make your
Floyd | way around to the far side, you see this is the theater organ.  The
Floyd | controls for raising the entire assembly up to stage level for
Floyd | performances have been gutted and are completely unusable.  You can
Floyd | still see the narrow passage to the East.
Floyd |    You are sitting at the keyboard of the massive theater organ.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 576 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 577 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 578 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "ok, where's my route to the pit now?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push organ"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 579 ]
Floyd | You push tentatively, smiling with some perverted satisfaction at the
Floyd | sight of the greasy fingerprint you left on the hand polished surface.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "rub organ"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 580 ]
Floyd | You push tentatively, smiling with some perverted satisfaction at the
Floyd | sight of the greasy fingerprint you left on the hand polished surface.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "move organ"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 581 ]
Floyd | You pull out all the stops.  (You've been just itching to do that some
Floyd | day.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says, "haha"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x stops"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 582 ]
Floyd | The massive instrument has been lovingly maintained.  The keys smell
Floyd | of Bon Ami, the gilt labels on the stops still gleam and the
Floyd | ornamental vase still holds fresh tulips...(strange, that reminds of a
Floyd | joke somehow).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play bugle"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 583 ]
Floyd | You wet your lips, throw back your head and blow for all you're worth.
Floyd | A shower of cockroaches and spider webs flies out the bell along with
Floyd | a stream of notes that would make Sousa gasp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 584 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW asks, "okay, there was a narrow passage from pit to organ room, but I can't go back that way?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "crawl"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'crawl' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop all"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 585 ]
Floyd | You drop the bugle.
Floyd | You drop the bulb.
Floyd | You drop the hotdog.
Floyd | You drop the makeup.
Floyd | You drop the knife.
Floyd | You drop the skate.
Floyd | You drop the lamp.
Floyd | You drop the bucket.
Floyd | You drop the pluto.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 586 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop pager"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 587 ]
Floyd | (Taking it off first)
Floyd | You drop the pager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 588 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd |  [ Organ Room                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 589 ]
Floyd | You pick up the battered bugle.
Floyd | You pick up the dim bulb.
Floyd | You pick up the long hotdog.
Floyd | You pick up the stage makeup.
Floyd | You pick up the sharp knife.
Floyd | You pick up the roller skate.
Floyd | You pick up the old lamp.
Floyd | You pick up the oaken bucket.
Floyd | You pick up the plaster pluto.
Floyd | You pick up the pocket pager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Ellison asks, "also, did you lose points from the fall to the pit or was some of your inventory possibly damaged in the fall?"
DavidW says, "As far as I know, it was just the fall that lost points."
DavidW says, "I'm guessing the crawl north to the Organ Room is there as an emergency exit from the pit, and maybe the right way is to unlock the door between Music Room and Orchestra Pit."
DavidW says, "oh well, at least we saw an additional two new rooms."
DavidW says, "I'd like to visit the Stage Mgr's Office now."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ A Narrow Passage                                    Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 590 ]
Floyd | You have come to a narrow passageway with a ladder leading up to the
Floyd | stage and a crawl way through to a slightly less cramped area to the
Floyd | West.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Down-Left                                           Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 591 ]
Floyd | Near the stage-left proscenium arch you notice something dark about
Floyd | the floor. Looking down, you see that it is a trap door - an OPEN trap
Floyd | door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 592 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 593 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Stairwell                                 Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 594 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you see a spiral stairway leading up, a door around
Floyd | behind the stairs to the West, and the stage to the East
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Bottom of Stairwell                                 Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 595 ]
Floyd | You don't see any door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Stairwell                                 Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 596 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Stairwell                                 Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 597 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Behind the Stairway                                 Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 598 ]
Floyd | A thin wash of light barely penetrates the cobwebs covering a small
Floyd | window high on the wall.  Failing to reach it, you turn your attention
Floyd | to the door to the South with faded gold lettering on even more faded
Floyd | green paint.
Floyd |    It has a small, dingy transom above and dirty hand prints all
Floyd | around.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x transom"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Behind the Stairway                                 Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 599 ]
Floyd | The door (like most of the others in this place) seems to be warped
Floyd | from disuse.  The handle does seem to still be useable and there is no
Floyd | obvious lock.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read door"
Floyd |  [ Behind the Stairway                                 Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 600 ]
Floyd | "Stage Manager's Office"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Behind the Stairway                                 Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 601 ]
Floyd | You don't see any window here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Behind the Stairway                                 Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 602 ]
Floyd | Ignoring everything that you learned as a two year old, you
Floyd | impulsively turn S and walk right into the closed door.
Floyd |
Floyd | A thin wash of light barely penetrates the cobwebs covering a small
Floyd | window high on the wall.  Failing to reach it, you turn your attention
Floyd | to the door to the South with faded gold lettering on even more faded
Floyd | green paint.
Floyd |    It has a small, dingy transom above and dirty hand prints all
Floyd | around.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 603 ]
Floyd | After several attempts you manage to OPEN it enough to get through.
Floyd | You enter the little room ahead and after waiting a second for your
Floyd | eyes to adjust to the light, you find yourself in a small, dim office.
Floyd |
Floyd | The transom over the door admits just enough light for you to make out
Floyd | a small desk taking up most of the floor space.
Floyd |    An old abridged dictionary sits on the desk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x desk"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 604 ]
Floyd | You don't see any desk here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dictionary"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 605 ]
Floyd | It has seen better days.  Years of coffee spills have obliterated most
Floyd | of the printing and completely glued the binding to the desk.  The
Floyd | pages are soggy and YELLOW and about to fall apart.  They appear to be
Floyd | somewhat out of order.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 606 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the dictionary up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read dictionary"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 607 ]
Floyd | Having no particular word to look up, you flip pages at random till
Floyd | you see: APPLE:Safe to eat, like the Steak and Cookie. SEE ALSO
Floyd | AVACODO HOTDOG:Not for you.  SEE ALSO CAT, FROG
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read apple"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 608 ]
Floyd | You don't see any apple here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read apple in dictionary"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 609 ]
Floyd | You don't see any apple here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look up apple in dictionary"
Floyd |  Extra input found: "in..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look up apple"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 610 ]
Floyd | You see nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look up dictionary"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 611 ]
Floyd | You see nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read dictionary"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 612 ]
Floyd | The pages are falling apart as you handle them.  You must wait for
Floyd | them to dry.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "dry dictionary"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'dry' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dictionary"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 613 ]
Floyd | It has seen better days.  Years of coffee spills have obliterated most
Floyd | of the printing and completely glued the binding to the desk.  The
Floyd | pages are soggy and YELLOW and about to fall apart.  They appear to be
Floyd | somewhat out of order.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I'm pretty sure we had a different first response to reading the dictionary in the other session."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 614 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    battered bugle
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    stage makeup
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    oaken bucket
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd |    pocket pager
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Olly arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "see frog"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'see' as a verb.
Floyd |
Olly drops a fun logic puzzle.
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Olly disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. DavidW says, "I don't think we have anything to dry the YELLOW pages with."
Ellison asks, "'see'? are we making a Trizbort map, too?"
Limax asks, "Is it time to phone a friend?"
DavidW asks (of Ellison), "a what?"
Ellison says, "the Trizbort automapper will list room objects if you use a 'see' command"
Binder says, "That was funnier when I thought DavidW had responded to Limax"
Binder exclaims, "Real friends help you solve IF!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "fan dictionary"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'fan' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "consult dictionary about apple"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'consult' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask dictionary about apple"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 615 ]
Floyd | That isn't animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I need a nap."
DavidW says, "I'm yawning and my head is heavy."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 616 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 617 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 618 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 619 ]
Floyd | You don't see any door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says, "ok"
DavidW asks, "Somewhere in this game, there must be a cat and a frog, but where?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x quarter"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 620 ]
Floyd | You don't see any quarter here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 621 ]
Floyd | You don't see any cat here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x frog"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 622 ]
Floyd | You don't see any frog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x knob"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 623 ]
Floyd | You don't see any knob here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x keys"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 624 ]
Floyd | You don't see any keys here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x key"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ Stage Manager's Office                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 625 ]
Floyd | You don't see any key here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "fold"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'fold' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I guess no folding a newspaper into a hat, then."
DavidW says, "I want that gum off the balcony seat."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Behind the Stairway                                 Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 626 ]
Floyd | A thin wash of light barely penetrates the cobwebs covering a small
Floyd | window high on the wall.  Failing to reach it, you turn your attention
Floyd | to the door to the South with faded gold lettering on even more faded
Floyd | green paint.
Floyd |    It has a small, dingy transom above and dirty hand prints all
Floyd | around.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Bottom of Stairwell                                 Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 627 ]
Floyd | Looking around, you see a spiral stairway leading up, a door around
Floyd | behind the stairs to the West, and the stage to the East
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Down-Right                                          Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 628 ]
Floyd | Near the right proscenium arch you see the tracks that guide the
Floyd | counterweight for the main stage curtain and a faint glimmer of light
Floyd | to the West.
Floyd |    There is the curtain counterweight
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 629 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By Fire Door                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 630 ]
Floyd | The curving steps to the apron are to the North, and the audience to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    There is a solid steel fire door built into the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ By Fire Door                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 631 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 632 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 633 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 634 ]
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 635 ]
Floyd | You are at the lobby courtesy area.  The auditorium is to the North.
Floyd |    The well-appointed courtesy desk stands by the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 636 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                               Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 637 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd |  [ Top of Grand Staircase                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 638 ]
Floyd | You are standing at the top of a gently curving staircase leading down
Floyd | to the lobby.  You see a small balcony to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 639 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take gum"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 640 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the gum up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove gum"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 641 ]
Floyd | You're not wearing that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat gum"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 642 ]
Floyd | You can't eat that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "chew gum"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'chew' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut gum"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 643 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the GUM with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut gum with knife"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 644 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the GUM with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x razor"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 645 ]
Floyd | You don't see any razor here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ice"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'ice' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "okay, there's a razor here somewhere."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut gum with razor"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 646 ]
Floyd | You want to CUT the GUM with WHAT, pray tell?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Ellison says, "worst case scenario, there's an AGT decompiler. I don't imagine we are at that point of frustration, though."
DavidW says, "no, and the agt source is available anyway."
DavidW says, "I really do need to lie down, though."
Ellison says, "sounds good. let's take a break."
Ellison has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. DavidW goes to lie down.
Zach has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
jenrexrode has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
zzo38 arrives, full of fun and funk.
zzo38 pulls out a set of juggling balls and attempts to juggle them. After being roundly harangued, it finally relents and puts them away again.
zzo38 says, "0."
zzo38 asks, "Mike Tyson about (something)"
zzo38 asks, "Mike Tyson about (something)" * Amber has joined the channel.
zzo38 reads the toy catalogue and fades from view. Ellison says, "this channel will be used Thursday for NightFloyd, too"
*** SESSION THREE ***
DavidW says, "fwiw, I'm awake again."
DavidW has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. Ellison asks, "do we want to start up again?"
DavidW asks, "I don't think we closed our current session; did anyone come up with new ideas to try?"
Amber arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
DavidW arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
Ellison arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 647 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Ellison says, "I didn't really look over the recap or anything"
DavidW says, "The last thing I was doing was testing the game's vocabulary; it knows 'cat', 'frog', 'razor'."
DavidW says, "Also 'keys' and 'key'."
Zach arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. DavidW says, "I'm thinking if we can find a razor, then we can get the gum, then put the gum on the boiler's valve."
DavidW says, "Oh, and to no surprise, the game also knows 'quarter'."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pocket"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 648 ]
Floyd | It is a simple little device to forward important messages to you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says, "Sneaky detective work"
DavidW says, "well, yeah, but I get desparate sometimes."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bow"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'bow' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hm. No 'bow'. So we're never supposed to play the violin."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x moat"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'moat' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gap"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 649 ]
Floyd | You don't see any gap here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "ah. the game knows 'gap'. I'm thinking that the plank is used to bridge a gap. Perhaps in the flyloft."
Zach says, "Of course, there might be objects in the code that were never used in the game."
DavidW says, "yes, that's possible."
jenrexrode arrives, ready to play with the toys.
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd |  [l -> look]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 650 ]
Floyd | You find yourself in the balcony.  You look down over the railing to
Floyd | the North, and see the entire audience and stage apron area.  There is
Floyd | no one in sight and no sign of any activity.  Looking around, you see
Floyd | a staircase to the West and a small storage closet to the East with a
Floyd | switch just inside the door.
Floyd |    Your seat (THEATER seat, that is) has folded into the upright
Floyd | position
Floyd |    A wad of chewing gum is stuck to the bottom of the seat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "I'm looking at [LINK] now, to see where I think the most likely place for the quarter is."
Zach says, "Neat, I didn't realize ifwiki had articles like this."
DavidW says (to Zach), "Not many."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x piggy"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'piggy' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "take gum"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bank"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 651 ]
Floyd | You can't pick the gum up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'bank' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "x gum"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 652 ]
Floyd | This is a real big one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x fountain"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'fountain' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x glint"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'glint' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "sit"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 653 ]
Floyd | Feeling the need to gather your wits (such as they are) about you, you
Floyd | sit back down for a moment to collect your thoughts.  After mulling
Floyd | over your situation and coming up with a blank, you get back up.  The
Floyd | seat bottom again retracts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sofa"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'sofa' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x frog"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 654 ]
Floyd | You don't see any frog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x avocodo"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'avocodo' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "i remember it was misspelled, but how?"
Ellison says (to Floyd), "break leg"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 655 ]
Floyd | Thank you.  Same to you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "chew gum"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'chew' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd |  [i -> inventory]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 656 ]
Floyd | You're carrying:
Floyd |    battered bugle
Floyd |    dim bulb (Providing light)
Floyd |    long hotdog
Floyd |    stage makeup
Floyd |    sharp knife
Floyd |    roller skate
Floyd |    old lamp
Floyd |    oaken bucket
Floyd |    plaster pluto
Floyd |    pocket pager
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "bite gum"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 657 ]
Floyd | You can't eat that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "x skate"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x avacodo"
Floyd | Moves: 658 ]
Floyd | This is one of the good old-fashioned American label, all-metal models
Floyd | with adjustable clamps to dig into the soles of your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | I don't understand the word 'avacodo' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "eat gum"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 659 ]
Floyd | You can't eat that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "wear skate"
Floyd |  [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 660 ]
Floyd | You put on the skate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "skate"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'skate' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "can the skate make us tall enough to reach the violin?"
Zach says, "We could certainly try"
DavidW says, "unlikely, but we never tried to make ourself taller in any way there."
jenrexrode says, "every time we try to get on the bucket, it gets on us instead"
Zach says, "I saw something about you guys wandering around with a bucket on your head"
jenrexrode says, "and then we got called PAIL-FACE"
Amber says, "Fell into an orchestral pit, too. Perhaps the events were connected." Zach says, "harsh"
Gerynar arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. jenrexrode says (to Amber), "we're supposed to talk here on #clubfloyd"
Zach asks (of DavidW), "Could you please post the link to the map again?"
DavidW says, "thanks. I was just about to ask Amber that."
Ellison says (to Amber), "to do it, type #clubfloyd blah blah blah, and then for all further communications, you can just type ;blah blah blah"
DavidW says, "www.plover.net/~davidw/sol/s/tmp_sonof89.html"
Zach says, "Thank you"
jenrexrode asks (of DW), "did you add today's rooms?"
DavidW says, "There's four locations not on the map that we found today."
jenrexrode says, "ok"
DavidW says (to jen), "no, I was restin'."
jenrexrode asks, "what happened with that piece of parchment?"
DavidW asks, "I'm wondering what to make of the info that the curtain's counterweight, when it has something on it, prevents us from opening the elevator's sliding doors. Is that something we can exploit in some weird way?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x bucket"
Floyd |  [x -> examine]
Floyd | [ In the Balcony                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 661 ]
Floyd | It has no handle, making it a little awkward to carry, but you can
Floyd | manage.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Zach says (to Floyd), "stand on bucket"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'stand' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to jen), "Nothing, since we never found a hat. The bucket didn't work."
Ellison asks, "can you put the secret in the bucket (since it's a type of hat)?"
Ellison says, "ah, ok"
inky asks, "have you guys really been doing clubfloyd all day?"
jenrexrode says (to inky), "that and sleeping"
Ellison says, "we took a break to write Son of Stagefright fanfic"
DavidW says (to Ellison), "Actually, we didn't try it with that phrasing."
jenrexrode says, "heh heh"
Limax says, "Sleeping on a Sunday..."
DavidW says (to Ellison), "I really liked the packrat/Jack Harper fic."
Ellison says, "heh"
DavidW says, "hm. We could turn the bulb off and wander around and see if there's something in dark areas that we don't notice because of the light."
Ellison asks, "we try doing location-appropriate things on Center Stage like >BOW and what not?"
DavidW says (to Ellison), "also an idea."
DavidW says, "Let's try that one first."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Top of Grand Staircase                              Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 662 ]
Floyd | You are standing at the top of a gently curving staircase leading down
Floyd | to the lobby.  You see a small balcony to the East.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Lobby                                               Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 663 ]
Floyd | At the West end of the lobby, there is a grand stairway leading upward
Floyd | and a doorway to the South.  You also see the snackbar to the West.
Floyd |    There is a restroom door to the South.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd |  [ In the Lobby                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 664 ]
Floyd | The East end of the Lobby opens to the foyer.  You see the courtesy
Floyd | area to the North and a doorway to the South.
Floyd |    The door to the South is locked
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Courtesy Area                                       Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 665 ]
Floyd | You are at the lobby courtesy area.  The auditorium is to the North.
Floyd |    The well-appointed courtesy desk stands by the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center of Audience                                  Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 666 ]
Floyd | You are now in a middle-ish aisle in the audience area.
Floyd |    You see a small scrap of parchment with a secret written on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Front Row of Audience                               Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 667 ]
Floyd | From the front row of the audience you can see the stage apron clearly
Floyd | to the North.  You can move along the aisles in other directions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "applaud"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'applaud' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "clap"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'clap' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cheer"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'cheer' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw rose"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'rose' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ By Fire Door                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 668 ]
Floyd | The curving steps to the apron are to the North, and the audience to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    There is a solid steel fire door built into the West wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 669 ]
Floyd | This is the apron (the extension of the stage in front of the curtain
Floyd | line). The main stage is North. You see the audience to the South and
Floyd | curving steps at either end of the apron starting off East and West
Floyd | before turning Southward.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Ellison says (to Floyd), "yell fire"
Floyd |  [ Stage Apron                                         Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 670 ]
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |
Floyd | YAAAAEEEEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 671 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 672 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Binder has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd |  [ Down-Center                                         Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 673 ]
Floyd | This is the center of the stage, closest to the audience, where all
Floyd | actors hope to take their big bows some day.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says, "bow"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "bow"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'bow' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take a bow"
Floyd |  I don't understand the word 'bow' as a noun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Ellison says, "heh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd |  [ Center-Stage                                        Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 674 ]
Floyd | The center of the vast open stage area is strangely silent.  It almost
Floyd | seems you can hear faint echoes of past performers.  There is an
Floyd | elevator built into the stage floor.  Luckily it is in the "UP"
Floyd | position now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "bow"
Floyd |  I don't understand 'bow' as a verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
jenrexrode asks, "can we yell at the pile of clutter?"
DavidW says (to jen), "sure"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd |  [ Corner of Offstage Area                             Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 675 ]
Floyd | In the Corner of the offstage area, you see the top of an old wooden
Floyd | stairway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd |  [ Little Room                                         Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 676 ]
Floyd | At the bottom of a stairway you see a doorway West and some smudged
Floyd | graffiti on the wall: "GLASS CUTS DIAMOND" and "DYSLEXICS OF THE
Floyd | WORLD, UNTIE!".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd |  [ Carpenter Shop                                      Score: 560
Floyd | Moves: 677 ]
Floyd | There are small piles of sawdust in the corners.  You see a door to
Floyd | the East.
Floyd |    A hardened steel chain has one end built into the concrete wall.
Floyd |    There is an iron crowb