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| Jacqueline arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | ||||
| Lucea arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Hi, Lucea." | ||||
| Jacqueline hollers, "Five minutes to ClubFloydTime." | ||||
| Taleslinger arrives, full of fun and funk. | ||||
| Rob arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||||
| Nitku arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||||
| DavidW arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||||
| DavidW says, "Coffee made, sandwiches eaten." | ||||
| Firion arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to David), "Wow. Breakfast both made AND consumed by CF time. Well done." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Lunch, I suppose it was. I didn't have breakfast." | ||||
| Taleslinger is still full of cookies. | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay, we'll start here in a second. Please move all conversation to the #ClubFloyd channel." | Jacqueline asks, "I guess we'll just play 'em in alphabetical order by file name. That okay?" | |||
| DavidW says, "Fine by me." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load escapist" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | The Escapist Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Rick Dague Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 081227 / Inform 7 build 5U92 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Front Room Floyd | The chief feature of this area is that you don't recognize it and have Floyd | no idea where you are. A door is west, and you can go east. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Nice, traditional IF opening." | |||
| inky arrives, full of fun and funk. | Taleslinger says, "Sure." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | As good-looking as ever. Floyd | Floyd | > | Firion says, "Heh" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a post-it note Floyd | an empty bottle Floyd | a brown shirt (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "about" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x note" | ||||
Floyd | The note is in your handwriting, reading, "The key is on the top of the Floyd | door; you'll need to stand on something to reach it." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x shirt" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the brown shirt. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x bottle" | ||||
Floyd | The label on the empty bottle says VODKA. I guess this is why you wake Floyd | up in strange places not knowing how to escape them. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "x door" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the front door. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "This was trikiw, by the way." | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "Man, are we wearing more than a shirt?" | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "drink vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "drink ottle" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "drink bottle" | ||||
Floyd | There's nothing suitable to drink here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Does it matter?" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Taleslinger), "Yep, Rick." | ||||
| inky says, "maybe we're a cartoon character" | ||||
| Firion says, "It is empty after all." | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "east" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wire cage (closed) (in which is a small sheep) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cage" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x cage" | ||||
Floyd | In the wire cage is a small sheep. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x sheep" | ||||
Floyd | A small sheep seems innocent and cuddly. Its ear is tagged with a Floyd | paper. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Yay sheeps." | |||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "open cage" | ||||
Floyd | You open the wire cage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x paper" | ||||
Floyd | The paper tag has a barcode and reads "EXP #4197" Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "GAH" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "We can not let them esperiment on the sheep!" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "hug sheep" | ||||
Floyd | Keep your mind on the game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "take sheep" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "eat sheep" | ||||
Floyd | He's plainly inedible. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "You don't even know what the experiment is." | |||
| Firion slaps Nitku. | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "kill sheep" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to David), "Point. It might be 'happiness-inducing esperiments.'" | |||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "pet sheeo" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "pet sheep" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "ask sheep about experiments" | ||||
Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "milk sheep" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get paper" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to be a part of the small sheep. | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "milk sheep" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "East?" | |||
| DavidW says, "sure" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | You can go west, and a door is east. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | A muddy puddle has formed on the ground. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a snacks bag (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x puddke" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x puddle" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the muddy puddle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to Floyd), "x dog" | ||||
Floyd | It looks at you forlornly. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "IRTA a muddy poodle" | |||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "paddle muddly puddle with poodle" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bag" | ||||
Floyd | The snacks bag is a discarded potato chip container. You notice that Floyd | "LOT 3366" is printed at the bottom. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Hooray forlornly" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bag" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "give sheep to dog" | ||||
Floyd | As you put the sheep on the floor, the hungry dog pounces on it, Floyd | devouring the poor lamb! Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "oops" | |||
| Firion says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "GAH" | |||
| Firion says (to floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a snacks bag Floyd | a small sheep Floyd | a post-it note Floyd | an empty bottle Floyd | a brown shirt (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Nitku!" | |||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "take dog" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose the hungry dog would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "I thought they could be friends." | |||
| Firion has just given Nitku a demerit for animal cruelty. | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "put sheep in bag" | ||||
Floyd | You put the small sheep into the snacks bag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "throw bottle at dog" | ||||
Floyd | You lack the nerve when it comes to the crucial moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to Lucea), "ha" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Firion), "I think he needs two." | ||||
| Firion adds a second one. | ||||
| Lucea says, "Maybe now the dog won't eat it" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Good deal." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Those scandanavian often seem...cold." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Sheep chips?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I have always wanted a small sheep in a snack bag." | ||||
| Nitku exclaims, "But the sheep is evil! Evil I tell you!" | ||||
| Nitku says, "And tasty." | ||||
| Taleslinger asks, "Maybe more exploring, less cruelty?" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "we can proceed east, maybe?" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "or is hungry dog a blockade?" | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't, since the old door is in the way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "kick door" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "damn" | ||||
Floyd | Real adventurers do not use such language. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | You can go west, and a door is east. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | A muddy puddle has formed on the ground. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the old door. Floyd | Floyd | > | Firion says, "Sure they do." | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "search puddle" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x puddle" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the muddy puddle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "drink puddle" | ||||
Floyd | There's nothing suitable to drink here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "maybe the sheep ate the key" | |||
| DavidW says, "let's move on" | ||||
| Taleslinger asks, "Weren't there more rooms to the west?" | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | You can go west, and a door is east. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | A muddy puddle has formed on the ground. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | You can see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Room Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "We can go north from Lab." | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "verbose" | ||||
Floyd | The Escapist is now in its "verbose" mode, which always gives long Floyd | descriptions of locations (even if you've been there before). Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Lucea), "Down that path of thought lies madness." | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Front Room Floyd | The chief feature of this area is that you don't recognize it and have Floyd | no idea where you are. A door is west, and you can go east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't, since the front door is in the way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Although I did once write a speed IF where a marmot swallowed a key and you had to get it back." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "heh heh" | ||||
| Firion asks, "What's a marmot?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "A thing" | ||||
| Taleslinger thinks of Saw and shudders. | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Firion), "It's kinda like a groundhog." | ||||
| Firion says, "As long as it's not a snake." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DavidW), "Yay!" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Front Room Floyd | The chief feature of this area is that you don't recognize it and have Floyd | no idea where you are. A door is west, and you can go east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "It drops clovers sometimes." | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get cage" | ||||
Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Office Floyd | You can go south. Floyd | Floyd | Hanging on a wall is an expensive painting. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a leather leash here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "take leash" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "x painting" | ||||
Floyd | The expensive painting is signed on the bottom by Micheldoofusgelo Floyd | dated 1207. Like you care. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l behind painting" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x painting" | ||||
Floyd | The expensive painting is signed on the bottom by Micheldoofusgelo Floyd | dated 1207. Like you care. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "move painting" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get painting" | ||||
Floyd | The painting is attached to the wall by a nylon string. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "x string" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the nylon string. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "wear leash" | ||||
Floyd | You can't wear that! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| trikiw materializes. | Lucea says, "aw, but there's always something behind the painting" | |||
| trikiw says, "hey" | Jacqueline says (to Taleslinger), "Rowr" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x leash" | ||||
Floyd | The leather leash is about five feet long and can be tied to animals. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "What, as long as all involved consent..." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "untie string" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to untie the nylon string from? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "pull string" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "untie string from painting" | ||||
Floyd | They don't seem to be tied together. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take string" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to be a part of the expensive painting. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "Hey Trikiw." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look behind painting" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, ""Micheldoofusgelo" is funny" | |||
| Firion says (to floyd), "cut string" | ||||
Floyd | Cutting that up would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a leather leash Floyd | a snacks bag Floyd | a small sheep Floyd | a post-it note Floyd | an empty bottle Floyd | a brown shirt (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "bullshit" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push painting" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "lift painting" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "move painting" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove painting" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the expensive painting) Floyd | The painting is attached to the wall by a nylon string. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "turn painting" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "break bottle" | ||||
Floyd | You smash the bottle against the floor. It is now broken! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "cut string with bottle" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to cut the nylon string. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "cut string" | ||||
Floyd | The expensive painting drops to the floor as you cut through the Floyd | string. You find something! Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Huh. >BULLSHIT is not defaultly recognized by Inform as bad language." | |||
| DavidW says, "We've seen three four-digit numbers so far." | ||||
| Jacqueline submits a bug report. | ||||
| Lucea says, "This is a game with sheep in it." | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Office Floyd | You can go south. Floyd | Floyd | A formidable safe with a four-digit display built into the wall. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an expensive painting here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea asks, "It may include actual bullshit. Who knows?" | |||
| Firion asks (of Jacqueline), "You're not gonna penalize me for my language, though, are you?" | ||||
| (from Taleslinger) Jacqueline says, "Fuck no!" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a broken bottle Floyd | a leather leash Floyd | a snacks bag Floyd | a small sheep Floyd | a post-it note Floyd | a brown shirt (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x painting" | ||||
Floyd | The expensive painting is signed on the bottom by Micheldoofusgelo Floyd | dated 1207. Like you care. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Firion), "If I did that sort of thing, nearly all of you would have been banned at some time or another." | |||
| DavidW asks, "er, what did we cut the string with?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x safe" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see inside, since the formidable safe is closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to DW), "Magic." | |||
| Taleslinger says, "The broken bottle." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "The power of our MINDS." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, or the broken bottle." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "TALESLINGER SMASH!" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dial" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "set dial to 1207" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "open safe" | ||||
Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "set safe to 1207" | ||||
Floyd | No, you can't set that to anything. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "turn safe to 1207" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to turn the formidable safe. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x display" | ||||
Floyd | The display can be set to a number, if you think that will open the Floyd | safe. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter 1207" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "type 1207 on safe" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "set display to 1207" | ||||
Floyd | Click-click... no that doesn't work. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "set display to 4197" | ||||
Floyd | Click-click... Nada. Ha Ha you actually tried that? Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Taleslinger), "You should play Minotaur in a China Shop, obviously." | |||
| Firion asks, "Maybe 1 number at a time?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "set display to 3366" | ||||
Floyd | Click-click... Nowt! Boy aren't we grasping at straws. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "set display to 1" | ||||
Floyd | Click-click... nothing happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "set display to 1234" | ||||
Floyd | Click-click... nothing happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Firion), "Nah,I sort of doubt that." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "set display to 1111" | ||||
Floyd | Click-click... nothing happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "set display to 1231" | ||||
Floyd | Click-click... nothing happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Perhaps we just haven't found the right code yet." | |||
| Nitku says, "We need to find more numbers." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "set display to 2009" | ||||
Floyd | Click-click... nothing happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x leash" | ||||
Floyd | The leather leash is about five feet long and can be tied to animals. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "maybe we need to add all numbers?" | |||
| DavidW says, "unlikely" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a broken bottle Floyd | a leather leash Floyd | a snacks bag Floyd | a small sheep Floyd | a post-it note Floyd | a brown shirt (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x note" | ||||
Floyd | The note is in your handwriting, reading, "The key is on the top of the Floyd | door; you'll need to stand on something to reach it." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "That would add up to more than four digits, eh?" | |||
| Taleslinger asks, "Maybe we need to climb the cage first?" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Have we seen anything to stand on yet?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "The sheep." | ||||
| Firion asks, "The safe?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take painting" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "I think it's a recessed wall safe, isn't it?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x it" | ||||
Floyd | The expensive painting is signed on the bottom by Micheldoofusgelo Floyd | dated 1207. Like you care. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn over painting" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn painting over" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to turn the expensive painting. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look behind painting" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip painting" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "You tried 1207, right?" | |||
| Taleslinger says, "yep" | ||||
| DavidW says, "yes" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | As good-looking as ever. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bottle" | ||||
Floyd | The broken bottle is satisfyingly sharp-edged. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "get on cage" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "climb cage" | ||||
Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "oh, we cut the string with the bottle?" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get cage" | ||||
Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "Tie the leash to the dog?" | |||
| DavidW asks, "Was there a number on the bottle beforehand?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I was wondering about that, T, though I'm not sure of the point." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Let's try." | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to dw), "No." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Oh wait, are we trying to collect all the animals?" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | You can go west, and a door is east. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | A muddy puddle has formed on the ground. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get dog" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose the hungry dog would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "put leash on dog" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on the hungry dog would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "tie leash to dog" | ||||
Floyd | The dog lets you put it on a leash. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | You can go west, and a door is east. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog (on a leash) noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | A muddy puddle has formed on the ground. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "pull leash" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to DW), "No, there wasn't a number." | |||
| Jacqueline | The label on the empty bottle says VODKA. I guess this is why you wake up in strange places not knowing how to escape them. | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sheep about safe" | ||||
Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask dog about dog" | ||||
Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get puddle" | ||||
Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "Maybe we need to feed the sheep to the doog" | |||
| DavidW says, "yeah, maybe" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "bah" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I've seen no other food for it." | ||||
| Jacqueline sighs. | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Whatever you sadists want to do, I guess." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "safe first" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "erm, save" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear safe" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline clears the save counter. | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf1" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "stand on dog" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can stand on. Floyd | Floyd | > | Firion gives the sheep its last rites. | |||
| Taleslinger says, "poor sheep, we hardly knew ye" | ||||
| Rob heads right on out. | DavidW says, "The cage might be pushable." | |||
| Taleslinger says, "let's try that first" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | You can go west, and a door is east. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog (on a leash) noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | A muddy puddle has formed on the ground. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x collar" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog (on a leash) noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | an expensive painting Floyd | a broken bottle Floyd | a leather leash Floyd | a snacks bag Floyd | a small sheep Floyd | a post-it note Floyd | a brown shirt (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | You can go west, and a door is east. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog (on a leash) noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | A muddy puddle has formed on the ground. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "drop sheep" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the small sheep) Floyd | As you put the sheep on the floor, the hungry dog pounces on it, Floyd | devouring the poor lamb! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "I thought the leash prevented it" | |||
| DavidW asks, "er, what?" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Maybe dropping the sheep here will do something" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Given that it's not eaten" | ||||
| Nitku says, "Just feed the sheep to it and see what happens. If it goes boom we can restore." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x painting" | ||||
Floyd | The expensive painting is signed on the bottom by Micheldoofusgelo Floyd | dated 1207. Like you care. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "There has been a long pause. Are we lagged, or is no one willing to kill the sheep?" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "give painting to dog" | ||||
Floyd | The hungry dog doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "drop sheep" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the small sheep) Floyd | As you put the sheep on the floor, the hungry dog pounces on it, Floyd | devouring the poor lamb! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x dog" | ||||
Floyd | It looks at you forlornly. Floyd | Floyd | The dog is swaying on its feet. It looks like it ate something bad, and Floyd | belches loudly. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I'm waiting for others to try their plan." | |||
| Firion gives the sheep a moment of silence. | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly the dog's eyes bulge out wildly! It explodes, killing you Floyd | instantly! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 109 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Nitku says, "heh it *did* go boom" | |||
| DavidW asks, "hm, what room was that in? Can we be in another room?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "HOLY..." | ||||
| inky says, "ha ha ha" | ||||
| Lucea says, "Uh." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Who said it would go boom?" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Maybe if we drop the bag with the sheep..." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "What inside information did they have?" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Hehehe, "inside"" | ||||
| Nitku says, "I was speaking figuratively but..." | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I'd like to try something. May I?" | |||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "put sheep in bag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "Oh, sure." | |||
| Nitku says, "Please do" | ||||
| DavidW says, "It's complicated and takes several turns." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Drive on, David." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf1" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | You can go west, and a door is east. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog (on a leash) noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | A muddy puddle has formed on the ground. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog (on a leash) noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put sheep in cage" | ||||
Floyd | You need to be holding the small sheep before you can put him into Floyd | something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take sheep" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put sheep in cage" | ||||
Floyd | You put the small sheep into the wire cage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "release dog" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put dog in cage" | ||||
Floyd | You need to be holding the hungry dog before you can put him into Floyd | something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take dog" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose the hungry dog would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "untie leash" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to untie the leather leash from? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dog" | ||||
Floyd | You take the dog off the leash. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I thought the dog might enter the cage." | |||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "HEY" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get dog" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose the hungry dog would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Fine. I'll wait and try again later." | |||
| Lucea asks, "?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Go ahead." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Sorry, did I interrupt something=" | ||||
| Lucea says, "Nah, that was just a one-off" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I will wait. Continute." | ||||
| Nitku says, "We could take the dog to the safe room and blow it up there. Or blow up a locked door." | ||||
| Lucea says, "I'm done. Sorry." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Nitku), "yes, try that." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Seems like there's a timer on the dog, so yeah, we should take it somewhere and use it as a bomb." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "As horrible as that is." | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "tie leash to dog" | ||||
Floyd | The dog lets you put it on a leash. Floyd | Floyd | > | Firion asks, "Well that's where Marvin the Martian's Earth-shattering kaboom comes from?" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get sheep" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog (on a leash) noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Office Floyd | You can go south. Floyd | Floyd | A hungry dog (on a leash) noses around the room. Floyd | Floyd | A formidable safe with a four-digit display built into the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get leash" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "untie leash" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to untie the leather leash from? Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "The next time I see a forlorn dog I'm going to think of explosive ovines." | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "dog" | ||||
Floyd | You take the dog off the leash. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "give sheep to dog" | ||||
Floyd | As you put the sheep on the floor, the hungry dog pounces on it, Floyd | devouring the poor lamb! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Room Floyd | The chief feature of this area is that you don't recognize it and have Floyd | no idea where you are. A door is west, and you can go east. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a loud thumping sound, possibly an explosion. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "e.n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | Office Floyd | You can go south. Floyd | Floyd | A bloody mess covers the floor, like an animal exploded. The surface is Floyd | very slippery and you walk carefully. Floyd | Floyd | A blasted safe is in the wall, open and no longer formidable. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a paper tag here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "Ew" | |||
| Nitku says, "whee" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x safe" | ||||
Floyd | In the blasted safe are a skeleton key and the tred-rite boots. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x tag" | ||||
Floyd | The paper tag has a barcode and reads "EXP #4197" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get all from safe" | ||||
Floyd | skeleton key: Taken. Floyd | tred-rite boots: Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x boots" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the tred-rite boots. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "wear boots" | ||||
Floyd | You put on the tred-rite boots. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x key" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the skeleton key. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "l" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Office Floyd | You can go south. Floyd | Floyd | A bloody mess covers the floor, like an animal exploded. The surface is Floyd | very slippery and you walk carefully. Floyd | Floyd | A blasted safe is in the wall, open and no longer formidable. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a paper tag here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get tag" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You start to slip walking on the blood, but manage to keep your Floyd | footing. Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear boots" | ||||
Floyd | You're already wearing that! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Room Floyd | The chief feature of this area is that you don't recognize it and have Floyd | no idea where you are. A door is west, and you can go east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "unlock door" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to unlock the front door with? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "key" | ||||
Floyd | That doesn't seem to fit the lock. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Office Floyd | You can go south. Floyd | Floyd | A bloody mess covers the floor, like an animal exploded. The surface is Floyd | very slippery and you walk carefully. Floyd | Floyd | A blasted safe is in the wall, open and no longer formidable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You start to slip walking on the blood, but manage to keep your Floyd | footing. Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | You can go west, and a door is east. Floyd | Floyd | A muddy puddle has formed on the ground. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "unlock door with key" | ||||
Floyd | > | Lucea says, "ack" | |||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | I beg your pardon? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | You open the old door. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "It was just missing the description." | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "What's with the puddle?" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Shed Floyd | The exit is west. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wheeled cart (on which is a wooden crate) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "push cart w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Outside Laboratory Floyd | You can go west, and a door is east. Floyd | Floyd | A muddy puddle has formed on the ground. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "We seem to be almost done." | |||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "push cart w" | ||||
Floyd | The wheels of the cart sink in the mud and you can't push it further. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "THAT is what is up with the muddy puddle." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Damn." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "This meddling muddy puddle!" | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "climb on cart" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put painting on puddle" | ||||
Floyd | The painting lands on the muddy puddle with a SPLOOT covering it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Clever." | |||
| DavidW says, "Continue." | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "push cart w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | Exits are west, east and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wire cage (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky asks, "wait, so did all these numbers not mean anything?" | |||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "push cart w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Room Floyd | The chief feature of this area is that you don't recognize it and have Floyd | no idea where you are. A door is west, and you can go east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "climb cart" | ||||
Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to inky), "Red herrings, apparently." | |||
| inky says, "man" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x cart" | ||||
Floyd | The wheeled cart is rickety but servicable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x crate" | ||||
Floyd | The wooden crate is huge and locked up tight. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock crate with key" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x key" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "take crate" | ||||
Floyd | It is too big to lift. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on crate" | ||||
Floyd | (getting onto the wheeled cart) Floyd | Floyd | Upon climbing on the wooden crate, you spy a steel key! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "push crate" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get key" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "climb crate" | ||||
Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "get on crate" | ||||
Floyd | But you're already on the wooden crate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | You get off the wooden crate. Floyd | Floyd | Front Room (on the wheeled cart) Floyd | The chief feature of this area is that you don't recognize it and have Floyd | no idea where you are. A door is west, and you can go east. Floyd | Floyd | On the wheeled cart you can see a wooden crate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand" | ||||
Floyd | You get off the wheeled cart. Floyd | Floyd | Front Room Floyd | The chief feature of this area is that you don't recognize it and have Floyd | no idea where you are. A door is west, and you can go east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wheeled cart (on which is a wooden crate) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "unlock door" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to unlock the front door with? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "steel key" | ||||
Floyd | You unlock the front door. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "go for it" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't, since the front door is in the way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | You open the front door. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "open front door" | ||||
Floyd | That's already open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Street Floyd | Congratulations! You have escaped the whereever that area was! Floyd | Floyd | Now you only have to solve the next puzzle: what happened to your Floyd | pants? Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have won *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 160 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| Taleslinger says, "yay!" | ||||
| DavidW says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Lucea says, "heh" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yay!" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "So, what did that have to do with New Years or new beginnings? Anything?" | ||||
| Taleslinger asks, "Getting wasted?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, you escape into a new world, albeit without pants." | ||||
| Lucea says, "Clearly this is January 1" | ||||
| Lucea says, "The protagonist has woken up in a strange place he doesn't recognize, without pants" | ||||
| trikiw says, "yay, i was worried that people'd get stuck opening the safe" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Lucea), "Quite true." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "So... next up." | ||||
| Jacqueline clears the save counter. | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load leaptime" | ||||
Floyd | | ||||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | DavidW asks, "5 minute break pls?" | |||
| Lucea says, "Oh dear." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load leaptime" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Nobody told you stardom would be this boring. You thought the five-year Floyd | wait just to get into the sky was bad, but at least you had an earth to Floyd | occupy yourself with, humans doddering around like dust - rather Floyd | amusing dust. You haven't seen humans on the moon in forever. You've Floyd | seen nothing, in fact, but the same dull rocks in the same musty Floyd | craters, and the stars who made it to the sky saying don't worry, it'll Floyd | be your turn soon, everyone gets their chance, stay pretty, you should Floyd | really shine more. Floyd | Floyd | You have to admit, though, he was right. Your turn came. A leap second, Floyd | your time to plunge off this rock into their sky, stop clocks, fulfill Floyd | a few wishes if you have to, and dazzle everyone who watches - that, or Floyd | miss the landing and live the rest of your life swaddled by a cold Floyd | ocean. Your debut: all the stars do it. Floyd | Floyd | The sky is cold. Midnight is soon. Leap time. Floyd | Floyd | Leap Time Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Sarah Morayati Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 081226 / Inform 7 build 5U92 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Moon Crater Floyd | Well, it's private, at least. They assured you of this. It's a crumbly Floyd | gray hole dug into a gray field, yes, and the air's choked with dust. Floyd | You can't move without kicking up a new cloud and blinding yourself for Floyd | a few seconds, not that there'd be much to miss. But at least people Floyd | can't see you here. Even if someone down below were to look at the sky Floyd | when you were out of your trench, they'd merely see a shiny speck. Floyd | Windows get them all the time. Nothing to dwell upon. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh, okay, five minutes? Sure." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit" | DavidW says, "thank you" | |||
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit? | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "yes" | ||||
Floyd | | ||||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "time" | ||||
| Floyd says (to Jacqueline), "Floyd doesn't know that trick." | Jacqueline says, "Let's restart at ten 'til." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "(Good idea, David)" | ||||
| Lucea says, "No problem" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "yay, i can make tea" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, it's ten 'til. But I'll wait until people are back." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I am back." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I am back." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Tale said he's making tea." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "We can hang a sec." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Here I am." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Lucea?" | ||||
| Alex says (to Jacqueline), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that Lucea is LucentTrans." | ||||
| Lucea says, "I'm here" | ||||
| Lucea says, "nervous as all hell, but nevertheless, here." | ||||
| Taleslinger asks (of alex), "LucentTrans?" | ||||
| Alex says (to Taleslinger), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that LucentTrans is the conversation killer. Also, anything and everything that has to do with crystals. Furthermore, Lucea is LucentTrans. Also, LT is LucentTrans." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Sorry. My drink exploded." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "But I'm back now." | ||||
| Lucea says, "old username" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Lucea), "Aw... be not nervous. :)" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load leaptime" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Nobody told you stardom would be this boring. You thought the five-year Floyd | wait just to get into the sky was bad, but at least you had an earth to Floyd | occupy yourself with, humans doddering around like dust - rather Floyd | amusing dust. You haven't seen humans on the moon in forever. You've Floyd | seen nothing, in fact, but the same dull rocks in the same musty Floyd | craters, and the stars who made it to the sky saying don't worry, it'll Floyd | be your turn soon, everyone gets their chance, stay pretty, you should Floyd | really shine more. Floyd | Floyd | You have to admit, though, he was right. Your turn came. A leap second, Floyd | your time to plunge off this rock into their sky, stop clocks, fulfill Floyd | a few wishes if you have to, and dazzle everyone who watches - that, or Floyd | miss the landing and live the rest of your life swaddled by a cold Floyd | ocean. Your debut: all the stars do it. Floyd | Floyd | The sky is cold. Midnight is soon. Leap time. Floyd | Floyd | Leap Time Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Sarah Morayati Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 081226 / Inform 7 build 5U92 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Moon Crater Floyd | Well, it's private, at least. They assured you of this. It's a crumbly Floyd | gray hole dug into a gray field, yes, and the air's choked with dust. Floyd | You can't move without kicking up a new cloud and blinding yourself for Floyd | a few seconds, not that there'd be much to miss. But at least people Floyd | can't see you here. Even if someone down below were to look at the sky Floyd | when you were out of your trench, they'd merely see a shiny speck. Floyd | Windows get them all the time. Nothing to dwell upon. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku asks (of Jacqueline), "Did you add too much sheep?" | |||
| DavidW says, "I don't recognize the author name." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Nitku), "Evidently." | ||||
| Lucea says, "I'm the author" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "This is Lucea - timing." | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x myself" | ||||
Floyd | They could have given you more time to prepare. The fringe in your hair Floyd | is all knotted and doesn't resemble clouds or gossamer so much as lint Floyd | strings. Floyd | Your wings are all wrong; against even the slightest breeze they'd Floyd | split like tissue. Your face is clouded over with that miserable moon Floyd | dust. It still shows, no matter how much iridescent paint you use. Floyd | Fortunately, humans aren't star connoisseurs. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Really lovely beginning, Lucea." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "clean hair" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea is gonna get back baby bad balls to you, love, cretin. | ||||
| Lucea arrives, ready to play with the toys. | Jacqueline says, "I am now unshakably envisioning us as the star from Stardust." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "time" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dust" | ||||
Floyd | You live in this: gray filth which gets into everything and makes it Floyd | dull. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sky" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x earth" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x moon" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wings" | ||||
Floyd | They give every star a pair of wings - ornaments, yes, but the useful Floyd | kind. They glisten when you flap them; from below, it looks like Floyd | twinkling. A neat trick, that. Unfortunately, your time came before you Floyd | could grow them out enough. You can only glow a little bit. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "glow" | ||||
Floyd | You flutter your wings a bit, working up a pretty glow, then Floyd | immediately worry. What if someone saw you? The moon isn't supposed to Floyd | shine like this, not even on New Year's. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "unglow" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stop glowing" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "dim" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hide" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x rock" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take dust" | ||||
Floyd | There are few things you need less. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Hm... do we just wait and wait until our second comes?" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "fly" | ||||
Floyd | You lift your wings and, with painstaking effort, flap into the air. Floyd | You're horribly out of practice, though, and without any real reason to Floyd | hang around in the sky, are forced to touch down. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Except we can't tell what time it is." | |||
| Lucea says, "you're in a crater" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x sky" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crater" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "leave crater" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sleep" | ||||
Floyd | If a star fell asleep, she'd quickly burn holes through her skin. So Floyd | they don't. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||||
Floyd | Stars sing beautifully in movies, but Hollywood didn't take into Floyd | account that vocal muscles atrophy just like everything else. You sound Floyd | more like a dying yak than an angel. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "fly out of crater" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to fly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | You whisper the magic word, eliciting not even so much as a shudder Floyd | from your wings. But then, you expected that. You're the magical thing; Floyd | you don't get to use it yourself. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "flit" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "yay flit" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||||
Floyd | You waddle back and forth, waving your wings in a parody of dancing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "write memoirs" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| trikiw goes flopbot | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "remember" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "think about year" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to think. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "think" | ||||
Floyd | Visions of planetary collisionsswim through your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "daydream" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dream" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "comb hair" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "wait" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x stars" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Moon Crater Floyd | Well, it's private, at least. They assured you of this. It's a crumbly Floyd | gray hole dug into a gray field, yes, and the air's choked with dust. Floyd | You can't move without kicking up a new cloud and blinding yourself for Floyd | a few seconds, not that there'd be much to miss. But at least people Floyd | can't see you here. Even if someone down below were to look at the sky Floyd | when you were out of your trench, they'd merely see a shiny speck. Floyd | Windows get them all the time. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "up" | ||||
Floyd | You flutter out of the crater, mussying your streamers a bit on the Floyd | dust walls. Floyd | Floyd | Fieldlands Floyd | They name everything up here like they would down below. So this area, Floyd | silent and blank in all directions, they call a field, despite the lack Floyd | of vegetation. There's nothing around under the horizon but gray dirt, Floyd | and flat sky, and you. The only thing breaking the monotony is Floyd | something raised to the west, and your crater, a few steps away. Above Floyd | you, stars stand in their places, too far away to recognize; looming in Floyd | front of them all is the earth, almost close enough to touch. There's Floyd | no coverage from it; anyone could see you from there, a shiny speck Floyd | tossed into the dust like something misplaced.. Perhaps people won't Floyd | mind. The moon is shining awfully bright tonight, they'll say, resuming Floyd | their affairs, your light as sanction. It's the night for it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "AH" | |||
| DavidW says, "ah" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x earth" | ||||
Floyd | You expected it to be more spherical, but it's not; more like the Floyd | cross-section of an egg. A lot smaller than you thought, too, and less Floyd | blue. It doesn't give you much hope for your landing, that's for sure. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x raised" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Let's just walk over and see it." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x stars" | ||||
Floyd | The lucky ones who succeeded in their leap and earned their place in Floyd | the sky, to shine forever for all to see. You fight back a pang of Floyd | jealousy. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "w" | DavidW says, "wish on a star" | |||
Floyd | Floyd | Leap Pad Floyd | The field parts here, unexpectedly, to accommodate a small platform. Floyd | They call it a mesa, the geographical term, but there's nothing natural Floyd | about it. The slope leading up is too carved, too precise, and the Floyd | edges are cut too well against the night sky. It seems to repel Floyd | everything; the dust is gathered in a moat around it, the craters leave Floyd | a perimeter, and even the stars duck away from it. It's a clear jump, Floyd | from there, up to the earth. Or so the others say. Your site continues Floyd | a ways to the east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "wish on a star" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline smiles. | |||
| Firion snickers. "I was just reminded of a funny bit on Three's Company." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "climb platform" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh wait, I tried that." | |||
| DavidW says, "try 'leap'" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "enter platform" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I was gonna do that from there, but..." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "leap" | ||||
Floyd | You arch your back, just like they taught you, lift your arms, face, Floyd | chest, and leap, but you can't get enough height. Maybe if there was Floyd | something to stand on. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "I forgot 'platform'" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "stand on mesa" | ||||
Floyd | You flutter up onto the center of the pad. The sky looks so much... Floyd | bigger from up here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, ""Your site continues" | |||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "leap" | ||||
Floyd | They told you the first leap would be the hardest; you'd get used to Floyd | it, it'd be easy. Small comfort; the more you look at the earth, the Floyd | more it seems to scoot away, taunting you. Now or never, you guess. You Floyd | arch your back, just like they taught you; lift your arms, face, chest; Floyd | bend your knees, throw back your head, breath held and hands upon air; Floyd | close your eyes, and leap. Floyd | Floyd | The fringe on your head flares, catches the air, and you expand, Floyd | lurching over the back of gravity and plummeting up, past the Floyd | atmosphere, past gray and black and down into blue, clouds, tumbling, Floyd | every part of you doused with glitter. It must look pretty from down Floyd | there. Floyd | Floyd | But they never mentioned this much tumbling, actually. They never told Floyd | you what clouds could do. You didn't know they could bruise, or rattle Floyd | you, or do anything, really, but hang static in the sky. It isn't Floyd | working, you think, you're out of formation, you can't correct yourself Floyd | or slow the descent. You don't have a star's chance in a black hole of Floyd | surviving and there are buildings on your eyes. | Jacqueline says (to N), "I think that just means we can see a long ways in that direction." | |||
| Nitku says, "ah." | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "scream" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You look around. Desolate. Nothing but a building and the sky you came Floyd | from. You landed, but there's something itching at your back. Getting Floyd | to your feet, you realize its source. You lost a wing coming down. You Floyd | can't fly back without it. Wishes are out of the question, too - if Floyd | anyone sees you like this, tattered and sore, it's over. Something else Floyd | is strange, too. You feel it under your feet, something too supple Floyd | below the ground. The earth isn't spinning like it should, and it's Floyd | probably your fault. You've got to get back into the sky before they Floyd | decide to kick you out of orbit. Floyd | Floyd | Behind A Building Floyd | Earth looked so much more... verdant from above. You'd forgotten that Floyd | beneath the pearl blue and clouds, it looks more like this: square Floyd | buildings stacked on concrete like boxes in a garage. The ground is Floyd | cracked, as are the bricks of the building. Puddles have collected by Floyd | the cracks, grayer than water should be. A sign by a metal door reads Floyd | ~TRUCKS ONLY~, but it's far too late for any to be around; the door's Floyd | closed anyway. Power lines stretch across the air, parceling off the Floyd | stars lucky enough not to be here. In the distance, you see some Floyd | dumpsters to the west. All in all, you'd prefer the bottom of the Floyd | ocean. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "oops." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I really like some of your descriptions." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wings" | ||||
Floyd | They give every star a pair of wings - ornaments, yes, but the useful Floyd | kind. They glisten when you flap them; from below, it looks like Floyd | twinkling. A neat trick, that. You've lost one of yours, though, and Floyd | the other one isn't looking so great. Twinkling is out of the question. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "The phrase 'square buildings stacked on concrete like boxes in a garage' is just great." | |||
| Lucea says, "Thanks" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||||
Floyd | One of those industrial doors that roll up and down, made of metal Floyd | plates. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | That's already open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter door" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter building" | ||||
Floyd | There's no way in except the door, and it's firmly shut. Floyd | Floyd | Everything's too still. The trees, the buildings, even the air. How Floyd | much time was supposed to have passed by now? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x puddles" | ||||
Floyd | It must have rained earlier. It'd explain all these puddles, still on Floyd | the ground and leaving no crack empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "wash" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "clean me" | ||||
Floyd | You achieve nothing by this. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Some powdery stardust spills from your fringe as you walk. Floyd | Floyd | Near Dumpsters Floyd | Nothing accentuates dingy concrete and abandoned buildings quite like Floyd | dumpsters. There are three of them, and their odor hangs ripe in the Floyd | air. The lot is empty of anything else but cement. A thatch of trees Floyd | encroaches upon the ground to the west, and the lot continues to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "look in dumpsters" | ||||
Floyd | You root around in one of the dumpsters, steeling yourself against the Floyd | stench. After a few miserable minutes, you come up with a battered Floyd | snowglobe. Must've been damaged merchandise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take stardust" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "look in dumpsters" | ||||
Floyd | You root around some more in the dumpster, but find a lot of nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to Floyd), "x snowglobe" | ||||
Floyd | You've heard there's an art to snowglobe-making: finding or making Floyd | beautiful baubles to nestle in a sweet winter scene. This snowglobe is Floyd | a dented plastic ball. A bloated toy soldier squats among what looks Floyd | suspiciously like crumpled paper. Lovely. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "shake it" | ||||
Floyd | You shake the snowglobe for a bit, producing a pathetic flurry of Floyd | "snow." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x paper" | ||||
Floyd | You've heard there's an art to snowglobe-making: finding or making Floyd | beautiful baubles to nestle in a sweet winter scene. This snowglobe is Floyd | a dented plastic ball. A bloated toy soldier squats among what looks Floyd | suspiciously like crumpled paper. Lovely. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "break snowglobe" | ||||
Floyd | There's no damage you could do to it that hasn't already been done. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open it" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake dust on snowglobe" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dust" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Behind A Building Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take stardust" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take dust" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Near Dumpsters Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "verbose" | ||||
Floyd | Leap Time is now in its "verbose" mode, which always gives long Floyd | descriptions of locations (even if you've been there before). Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm. I can't help but think there's a way to bring this snowglobe to 'life', more or less." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look behind dumpsters" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a snowglobe Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Edge Of Woods Floyd | Maybe "woods" is the wrong word. Even at this hour, you can tell that Floyd | the trees are too sparse to deserve the label. Standing firewood, Floyd | really, gray under a dark gray sky. There's not much else around but a Floyd | barren parking lot to the east. Floyd | Floyd | By a tree, a girl plays with something shiny. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "x girl" | ||||
Floyd | A small girl - it's hard to tell age when you measure your life by the Floyd | century. She has stiff -- almost sculpted -- brown curls and is dressed Floyd | in what resembles a ruffly pink lampshade. Floyd | Floyd | The girl looks up and sees you, fringe, paint, wing and all. "Hi," she Floyd | says. "Are you an angel?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x girl" | ||||
Floyd | A small girl - it's hard to tell age when you measure your life by the Floyd | century. She has stiff -- almost sculpted -- brown curls and is dressed Floyd | in what resembles a ruffly pink lampshade. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "girl, yes" | ||||
Floyd | "Yes," you lie, sheepishly. Your squawky voice seems to startle her, Floyd | but the lie works. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh. I'm Sylvia." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Firion says (to floyd), "hello" | ||||
Floyd | You've already had your greetings. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x shiny" | ||||
Floyd | It's shiny, with iridescent dust scattered across its surface. Kind of Floyd | like your wing - wait. It is your wing. And she's got it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "give sheep to girl" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask girl for wing" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey. That toy you're playing with? I really need that back. Like, Floyd | now." Floyd | Floyd | "I thought angels were supposed to be nice." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "girl, no" | ||||
Floyd | That was a rhetorical question. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "tell girl about seraphim" | ||||
Floyd | This provokes no reaction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "curbstomp girl" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask girl about wing" | ||||
Floyd | "Please. That's mine. It fell off when I... landed here. I can't fly Floyd | without it." Floyd | Floyd | "You can have it but can you grant me a wish?." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "ask girl about wish" | ||||
Floyd | "I can grant you a wish. You have a wish, right?" Floyd | Floyd | Sylvia closes her eyes. "Snow," she intones. Damn. You were hoping it Floyd | was something easy, like a pony. Something less noticeable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "give globe to girl" | ||||
Floyd | "Here," you say. "You can have this." Floyd | Floyd | Sylvia takes the snowglobe from your hands, dropping your wing. She Floyd | peers at it, tapping the plastic a few times and flipping it over Floyd | slowly. "I guess this is kind of like snow," she starts. "Thanks." Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "take wing" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear wing" | ||||
Floyd | You press the wing to your back; instantly, it affixes itself to your Floyd | skin, with small bursts of pain as it breaks the surface. Sylvia looks Floyd | away, peeking every few seconds -- fortunately, there never was much Floyd | blood in the process. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Once it's finished, you test the wings. Not as sturdy as before, Floyd | certainly not pretty, but they should last for a flight or two. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf1" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wish for snow" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Leap?" | |||
| Taleslinger says, "Worth a try." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Maybe we have to go stand on something agani." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "in front of her?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "er, again." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "Well, we *are* an angel." | ||||
| DavidW says, "well, try" | ||||
| Taleslinger asks, "Wasn't there something about the earth not moving?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "leap" | ||||
Floyd | You jump, like they taught you: every part of you poised, just like Floyd | before. Without your wing, though, you don't get far. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "eeeagh" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "oops" | ||||
| inky says, "oopsies" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks (of Lucea), "Is that a bug?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | They could have given you more time to prepare. The fringe in your hair Floyd | is all knotted and doesn't resemble clouds or gossamer so much as lint Floyd | strings. Floyd | Your wings are all wrong; against even the slightest breeze they'd Floyd | split like tissue. Your face is clouded over with that miserable moon Floyd | dust. It still shows, no matter how much iridescent paint you use. Floyd | Fortunately, humans aren't star connoisseurs. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "yeah" | |||
| Taleslinger says, "Ouch." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Oh no, will we be able to finish?" | ||||
| Lucea says, "wrong verb, though" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "fly" | ||||
Floyd | You crouch low, spread your arms, then your wings, and leap into the Floyd | air. Sylvia waves at your retreating form, silently. Floyd | Floyd | The ascent is easy; you land on the moon's surface without a hitch. Floyd | After that, it's another story. You heard judgment was tough. Every Floyd | hour until the rulers arrive, you tug at your fringe and ruffle your Floyd | wings anew, preening yourself until it doesn't look like you took a Floyd | fall. Maybe they weren't watching that time. Floyd | Floyd | Whatever you did, it worked. When they arrive, it's with nothing but Floyd | praise. You're gorgeous, they said; leap time has never been better. Floyd | And when they cast you into the sky, wingless and sparkling, it's all Floyd | you can think of for millennia. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You are a grown star *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "ah" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "PHEW" | ||||
| Lucea says, "I forgot I had included that, which is pretty bad, since it's in the title and everything" | ||||
| inky says, "you're a star, baby" | ||||
| Taleslinger asks, "But what was that about the Earth not moving?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "That was really lovely. Almost a shame that it's merely a SpeedIF." | ||||
| Lucea says, "I had mentioned the physics going past kind of wonky and into "physics? what physics?"" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Such a beautifully written, cute little game." | ||||
| Lucea says, "Thanks" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Unfortunately, the scientists or chronologists or whoever it is that said we need a leap second didn't give you enough time to program your game into a full blown thing of loveliness for a general release to the IF community by New Years." | ||||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yes, really great little game." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Okay, another break, or press on?" | ||||
| Lucea says, "OK, back, sorry, got some tea too" | ||||
| Lucea says, "(general release to the IF community? Hm. I guess I can hole up for the next few days and bugfix)" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I'm ready to continue, but a break would be okay if others want one." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay, I can continue, too." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Just a sec." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, okay." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Okay, there we go." | ||||
| Taleslinger covers his eyes in preparation. | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||||
Floyd | | ||||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "y" | ||||
| Floyd says (to Jacqueline), "Floyd doesn't know that trick." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load mao" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Dear Blogreaders, Floyd | yesterday was even stranger than last year's New Year's Eve! Paul Floyd | invited me again, even though the police have been bothering him about Floyd | this disappeared German and his parents were quite angry about the golf Floyd | cart in his pool. I hadn't seem him in some weeks, so I was quite Floyd | nervous when I knocked. He rushed towards me, smiled and hugged me. Floyd | Little did I know that this would turn into... Floyd | Floyd | The Day I mauled Mao! Floyd | An interactive Party by Taleslinger Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 081224 / Inform 7 build 5U92 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Paul, his brown hair in cute little Rastas, lets go of you and looks Floyd | you up and down. "You look great. You know, we should dance. But I need Floyd | a little help first." You sigh. He shakes his head quite seriously. Floyd | "No, nothing like last year - please. I have a table with champagne Floyd | outside. Well, you heard of the Thompson's Gazelles which have escaped Floyd | the zoo a few days ago? One of them is out there now, sipping all the Floyd | Crystal! You need to get the foul beast away from my beverages." He Floyd | looks down. "But please don't hurt the graceful creature." He pats you Floyd | on the back and is gone." Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (closed) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x drawers" | ||||
Floyd | A chest of drawers, some cheap, flashy IKEA thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "open it" | ||||
Floyd | You open the chest of drawers, revealing a sticker. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x sticker" | ||||
Floyd | A small, rectangular sticker, reading: "HAUL-ALL AIR MAIL. Just slap Floyd | this sticker on anything in the Outdoors you want to have delivered, Floyd | and we will use our perfectly legal and ethical GPS locator and grab it Floyd | before you know it." Looks like Paul postponed sending the Christmas Floyd | present for his hated Uncle Wally again, because his address is already Floyd | on the sticker. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I see we're in sequel territory" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get it" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "hm. Slap that sticker on the gazelle, and Wally gets a new pet, eh?" | |||
| Lucea says, "I didn't want to take up too much time" | ||||
| Lucea says, "ilaw" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | As good-looking as ever. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a sticker Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to David), "Sounds like a plan." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open small door" | ||||
Floyd | You open the small door and cram yourself into the Potter room. Floyd | Floyd | Sugar glider nuclear shelter Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools Floyd | gather dust. Floyd | Floyd | There is a Sugar glider nuclear shelter here. Floyd | Floyd | A big box of fire works for later. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Slap That Gazelle" | |||
| Taleslinger says, "Oops, wrong room name." | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x shelter" | ||||
Floyd | A nuclear shelter for Pauls mum's pet sugar glider. You might call her Floyd | overprotective and stupid. She was, towards Paul, including that Floyd | classic line: "Have you tried not being gay?" Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea cringes | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x box" | ||||
Floyd | Hm, most of this stuff is potentially dangerous, made in Latin America Floyd | and not approved by any security standards. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tools" | ||||
Floyd | Every shelf carries its own heap of rusty, quite useless tools. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search tools" | ||||
Floyd | There is nothing more. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search box" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in shelter" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see inside, since the Nuclear shelter is closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open shelter" | ||||
Floyd | You open the Nuclear shelter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in it" | ||||
Floyd | The Nuclear shelter is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about the greatly anticipated "Bedtime story." Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "verbose" | ||||
Floyd | The Day I mauled Mao! is now in its "verbose" mode, which always gives Floyd | long descriptions of locations (even if you've been there before). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "search purses" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "heh, bedtime story" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x people" | ||||
Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about how some singers suck, even though their songs are great. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x purses" | ||||
Floyd | Most people arrived directly from last-minute College courses and Floyd | brought their stuff with them. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "ask people about tom waits" | ||||
Floyd | You have to save this party before you can participate in the idle Floyd | chat. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "These people have been here for a whole year, haven't they?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tv" | ||||
Floyd | It's one of those big, plasma things. Pauls parents bought it in Paris, Floyd | and they had some trouble getting it connected. It's currently switched Floyd | off, because some joker hid the remote. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "No, they talk about *different* stuff." | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "turn tv on" | ||||
Floyd | Not possible without the remote. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh sure, but same people." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged in, Floyd | but also has the battery in it. That's just wasteful on the batteries Floyd | life span. Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"Ode to Joy" from Beethoven's 9th". Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get battery" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x food" | ||||
Floyd | Might look tasty, if you weren't so full from dinner at your parents Floyd | house. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A long paste table is standing here. A white table-cloth has been Floyd | draped over it, to give it some glamour. The result, contrary to IF Floyd | conventions, is quite good. Champagne glasses are arranged on it in Floyd | neat rows. Floyd | Floyd | On the table is a glass of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | A Thomson's gazelle is standing here, swaying a bit, gently licking Floyd | Champagne from the long glasses. Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow.They shot occasional glances at the gazelle, but weirder Floyd | things happen at parties in this part of town. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "slap sticker on gazelle" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "lick gazelle" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put sticker on gazelle" | ||||
Floyd | Carefully approaching the gazelle, you gently slap the sticker on its Floyd | black stripe. Floyd | You take a step back, hit "z" a few times, and soon hear the sound of a Floyd | helicopter approaching. It hovers over the party, blowing drinks off Floyd | the table and leaves into the pool. It then lowers a metallic claw and Floyd | gently grasps the gazelle, who is to drunk to be scared. She shakes her Floyd | heard and lookes down at you with those dull eyes, then she is heaved Floyd | away and out of sight. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hee" | |||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Nitku says, "Ha ha "hit z a few times"" | ||||
| Limax arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | DavidW says, "I bet Paul has a second problem for us. Let's go find him." | |||
| Limax says, "Wow... people" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Or maybe he wants to *thank* us." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "hooray" | ||||
| Limax asks, "Did I miss all?" | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A long paste table is standing here. A white table-cloth has been Floyd | draped over it, to give it some glamour. The result, contrary to IF Floyd | conventions, is quite good. Champagne glasses are arranged on it in Floyd | neat rows. Floyd | Floyd | On the table is a glass of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pool" | ||||
Floyd | A small, pool, lacking a ladder of similiar equipment. It's just a huge Floyd | body of water, trapped by greenish, ugly tiles. Floyd | Floyd | The shoulder-bag is drifting around in the swimming pool. Floyd | Floyd | Paul appears by your side. "Hey, thanks for the help! Now we can enjoy Floyd | the party. I think I can even tolerate Mihanda." Floyd | You free yourself from his hug. Floyd | "Who?" Floyd | "He is a Sri Lankan exchange student. I've met him some days ago and Floyd | thought it would be funny to invite him. And tell him it's Halloween." Floyd | He shrugs and smiles that cute little smile, and you find yourself Floyd | unable to be angry with him. Floyd | "So, he's come as Mao and walks around the living room and shouts about Floyd | the revolution. He even claims he has a bomb! Would you...?" Floyd | You sigh. Floyd | Paul says, "Thanks. See you later." And he's off. Floyd | You start to wonder where he's hiding all the time. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A long paste table is standing here. A white table-cloth has been Floyd | draped over it, to give it some glamour. The result, contrary to IF Floyd | conventions, is quite good. Champagne glasses are arranged on it in Floyd | neat rows. Floyd | Floyd | On the table is a glass of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "heh, where he's hiding all the time" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take shoulder-bag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all from pool" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | No, you need both hands to swim. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a battery Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop battery" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | You test the water and it's friggin" far too hot to swim. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bushes" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A long paste table is standing here. A white table-cloth has been Floyd | draped over it, to give it some glamour. The result, contrary to IF Floyd | conventions, is quite good. Champagne glasses are arranged on it in Floyd | neat rows. Floyd | Floyd | On the table is a glass of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a battery here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get champagne" | ||||
Floyd | No! As a daring adventure person, you know you have to keep your wits Floyd | about you for the fiendish puzzles that lie ahead. (And the champagne Floyd | is not a vital item in one of them.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under table" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "Aw." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take battery" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x battery" | ||||
Floyd | It's a fully powered laptop battery. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I bet we still need to swim." | |||
| DavidW says, "I forget where the pool controls are." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | Thick undergrowth. You think you glimpse something, though. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search it" | ||||
Floyd | There is a switch in there somewhere. You fight your way through the Floyd | underbrush, but all you discovered is an old chainsaw. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get saw" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x it" | ||||
Floyd | It's not the cool kind of big and loud and smoky chainsaw, but a safer, Floyd | small one, for gardening purposes. Powered with electricity. It has an Floyd | unusual plug, one you've never seen before. European, perhaps.Of Floyd | course, the little "CHARGE" light is completly dark. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x plug" | ||||
Floyd | It's an unusal plug, which won't fit any sockets. (So, it wouldn't make Floyd | sense to painfully have them implemented in every room.) Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "heh" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||||
Floyd | Quite high. But climbable. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "should we find mao?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Heh. 'European, perhaps.'" | ||||
| DavidW says, "he's probably in the living room." | ||||
| Limax asks, "Wow... should we climbe the wall?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Every time I see 'Mao' I think LMAO. That is so, so wrong." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Limax), "soon" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I'm thinking we should find Mao, find out what his gimmick is, then climb the wall." | ||||
| Lucea says, "heh" | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A long paste table is standing here. A white table-cloth has been Floyd | draped over it, to give it some glamour. The result, contrary to IF Floyd | conventions, is quite good. Champagne glasses are arranged on it in Floyd | neat rows. Floyd | Floyd | On the table is a glass of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"On the edge of a cliff" by The Streets. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about Textfyre. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Mao here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mao" | ||||
Floyd | This guy makes an unconvincing Mao. And an unconvincing threat, for Floyd | that matter. He is wearing something that vaguely resembles an Floyd | Anime-junkies idea of a Mao suit. He is waving an obviously fake bomb Floyd | around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bomb" | ||||
Floyd | Oh wait. That's isn't a dud. It's the real thing! A bomb!! You're all Floyd | doomed!!! You have to do something !!1! Quick !!1!! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mao for bomb" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey, how come nobody is the least bit worried about the bomb?" Floyd | "People don't see what they can't believe is there." Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Oh my" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "haha" | ||||
| Limax says, "Eat bomb" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Feed bomb to dog." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mao about bomb" | ||||
Floyd | "Uhm, can't we all just get along?" Floyd | "No, I will bomb you capitalists to hell!" Floyd | Floyd | (Actually, don't sweat it. You can't die in this game.) Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "It tastes like da bomb" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bomb" | ||||
Floyd | You don't dare go for the bomb. What if he activates it? You're changes Floyd | of getting laid will decrease radically once you're blown to bits. Floyd | Floyd | (Well, you can, but it's an easter egg.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take bomb" | ||||
Floyd | You don't dare go for the bomb. What if he activates it? You're changes Floyd | of getting laid will decrease radically once you're blown to bits. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "get laid" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss mao" | ||||
Floyd | Keep your mind on the game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "maul mao" | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get mao laid" | ||||
Floyd | (lacerating would be more appropriate) Floyd | The chainsaw isn't running. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to get Mao. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "ha ha, lacerating would be more appropriate" | |||
| Limax says, "decaiptate mao" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "I guess we find the pool controls or climb the fence now? Or go upstairs?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x socket" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says (to lucea), "hahah, okay, 2009's version will "get [someone] laid" as a verb" | |||
| Nitku says, "We need to find the socket." | ||||
| Lucea says, "I thought there weren't any sockets" | ||||
| DavidW says, "The golf course probably has the socket." | ||||
| Limax says, "karate chop mao" | ||||
| DavidW says, "That's why I think we should climb the wall at the pool." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | Paul has forbidden any entrance for either you or anyone else to the Floyd | rest of the House for the night. Aside from a a seductive "Maybe later, Floyd | when we're alone", that is. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hubba hubba" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about how some singers suck, even though their songs are great. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Mao here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:""Sober" by P!nk. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A long paste table is standing here. A white table-cloth has been Floyd | draped over it, to give it some glamour. The result, contrary to IF Floyd | conventions, is quite good. Champagne glasses are arranged on it in Floyd | neat rows. Floyd | Floyd | On the table is a glass of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You need both hands to climb. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop all" | ||||
Floyd | chainsaw: Dropped. Floyd | battery: Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku asks, "Is the laptop plugged in a suitable socket?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||||
Floyd | Quite high. But climbable. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "no" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "at least, I doubt it" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cart" | ||||
Floyd | The golf cart is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bares the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x plank" | ||||
Floyd | A wooden plank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take plank" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I love these spelling errors." | |||
| DavidW says, "bares the way" | ||||
| Limax says, "You dirty mind" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open gate" | ||||
Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I must say I'm impressed that T wrote this." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't, since the gate is in the way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "The French folks invited me to do a speed for New Years." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bares the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "And I ran away." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get in cart" | ||||
Floyd | You get into the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I should probably do stuff like that more to improve my French, of course." | |||
| DavidW says (to Lucea), "er" | ||||
| jwalrus arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cart" | ||||
Floyd | The golf cart is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| jwalrus says, "hello folks" | Jacqueline says, "Though admittedly I have been sort of busy and haven't time for a speed, because if I did I would have done one for this." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search cart" | ||||
Floyd | The golf cart is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea asks, "er?" | |||
| Lucea asks, "I can't drive the golf cart?" | ||||
| DavidW asks (of Lucea), "If you're planning on driving the cart into the pool, shouldn't we make a ramp with the plank /first/?" | ||||
| Lucea says, "heh" | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | You get out of the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Make a plank, walk it, and then have sex with mao" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put plank on wall" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on the wall would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "lean plank" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "make ramp" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "lie plank" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "drop plank" | ||||
Floyd | Prodding up the plank, you build a make-shift ramp...again. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "argh" | |||
| DavidW says, "go for it" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "ugh, sorry" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Lucea), "drive that bad boy into the pool" | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | The plank is prodded against the wall, a make-shift ramp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf2" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "enter cart" | ||||
Floyd | You get into the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You could jump the golf cart into the pool, and it would be fun, but Floyd | no. No. Paul would not be amused." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You could jump the golf cart into the pool, and it would be fun, but Floyd | no. No. Paul would not be amused." Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "Aw." | |||
| DavidW says, "aw" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "aw" | ||||
| Nitku says, "aw" | ||||
| DavidW says, "okay. New plan: throw the plank over the wall. Put the plank on the pool." | ||||
| Limax says, "Nice try" | ||||
| Lucea says, "I tried to make him jump the golf cart but the game said no, no, no" | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Hilltop (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate (in the golf cart) Floyd | A metal gate bares the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "open gate" | ||||
Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "drive through gat" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think the cart now is only here because it was here last time." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | You get out of the golf cart. | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bares the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | The plank is prodded against the wall, a make-shift ramp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take plank" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw plank over wall" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to throw the plank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw plank" | ||||
Floyd | Prodding up the plank, you build a make-shift ramp...again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Golf course Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "maybe Nitku was right about the socket in the kitchen." | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x wall" | ||||
Floyd | Quite high. But climbable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "climb it" | ||||
Floyd | You need both hands to climb. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a plank Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "drop plank" | ||||
Floyd | Prodding up the plank, you build a make-shift ramp...again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A long paste table is standing here. A white table-cloth has been Floyd | draped over it, to give it some glamour. The result, contrary to IF Floyd | conventions, is quite good. Champagne glasses are arranged on it in Floyd | neat rows. Floyd | Floyd | On the table is a glass of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a battery and a chainsaw here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "I think it's worth checking out." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take battery" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"All the she wants" by Ace of Base. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x socket" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "plug in chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "plug chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "ok" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | It's not the cool kind of big and loud and smoky chainsaw, but a safer, Floyd | small one, for gardening purposes. Powered with electricity. It has an Floyd | unusual plug, one you've never seen before. European, perhaps.Of Floyd | course, the little "CHARGE" light is completly dark. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x laptop" | ||||
Floyd | The screensaver is on, and the password protection has popped up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "enter password" | ||||
Floyd | You don't know Paul's password. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put battery in chainsaw" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x wires" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x plug" | ||||
Floyd | It's an unusal plug, which won't fit any sockets. (So, it wouldn't make Floyd | sense to painfully have them implemented in every room.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x counter" | ||||
Floyd | They are weighted down with the buffet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"Cheeseshop" by David Welbourn". Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "search benches" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x speakers" | ||||
Floyd | Small...speakers. Connected ...to the ... laptop. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "O... kay" | |||
| Lucea says, "..." | ||||
| DavidW says, "also, yay me in game" | ||||
| Taleslinger smirks. | ||||
| Lucea says, "I'm picturing bouzouki music now" | ||||
| Nitku says, "I fill the ...s with swear words in my mind." | ||||
| Lucea says, "well, imagining" | ||||
| Firion goes home. | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat food" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking Food) Floyd | NOM! NOM! NOM! (There is still much food left.). Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heh" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a battery Floyd | a chainsaw Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x freezer" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x fridge" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||||
Floyd | Partygoers: I don't suppose Partygoers would care for that. Floyd | laptop: Removing the music won't improve the party. Floyd | benches: That's hardly portable. Floyd | Food: NOM! NOM! NOM! (There is still much food left.). Floyd | speakers: And neither will removing just the speakers, thank you very Floyd | much. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x benches" | ||||
Floyd | They are weighted down with the buffet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under benches" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A long paste table is standing here. A white table-cloth has been Floyd | draped over it, to give it some glamour. The result, contrary to IF Floyd | conventions, is quite good. Champagne glasses are arranged on it in Floyd | neat rows. Floyd | Floyd | On the table is a glass of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x deck-chairs" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | You get prickled a lot, but discover nothing more. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heh" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "enter undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take cloth" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take tablecloth" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Any way we can cool down this pool?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search pool" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pool" | ||||
Floyd | A small, pool, lacking a ladder of similiar equipment. It's just a huge Floyd | body of water, trapped by greenish, ugly tiles. Floyd | Floyd | The shoulder-bag is drifting around in the swimming pool. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tiles" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get bag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get shoulder-bag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x shoulderbag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I don't think the bag truly exists until we swim." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I have a feeling the electric chainsaw and the pool won't work well together." | ||||
| DavidW says, "we need both hands free regardless" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "save" | Jacqueline says, "Oops" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "kdjfd" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Forgot the save button." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Anyway." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "get bag with chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "get shoulderbag with chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh right." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "You're... right." | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | No, you need both hands to swim. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Sorry, I was distracted and not paying 100% attention." | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "drop al" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "How did we cool the pool before? Giant snowball?" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "put chainsaw in pool" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x controls" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Okay, I'm done trying to electrocute us." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tap" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x knob" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wheel" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||||
Floyd | table: That's fixed in place. Floyd | The lazy people: I don't suppose The lazy people would care for that. Floyd | champagne: No! As a daring adventure person, you know you have to keep Floyd | your wits about you for the fiendish puzzles that lie ahead. (And the Floyd | champagne is not a vital item in one of them.) Floyd | undergrowth: That's hardly portable. Floyd | wall: That's hardly portable. Floyd | pool.: That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search table" | ||||
Floyd | On the table is a glass of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x champagne" | ||||
Floyd | Some glasses of Champagne. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | Thick undergrowth. You think you glimpse something, though. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search it" | ||||
Floyd | You get prickled a lot, but discover nothing more. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||||
Floyd | Quite high. But climbable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x people" | ||||
Floyd | They're just people. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask people about pool" | ||||
Floyd | You can't think of anything to say (honestly). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask people about paul" | ||||
Floyd | You can't think of anything to say (honestly). Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:""Sober" by P!nk. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about how you really shouldn't code late at night, because Floyd | there comes a point where you can't think of anything funny anymore. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Mao here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push mao south" | ||||
Floyd | Mao cannot be pushed from place to place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mao about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Can we talk about this?" Floyd | "Nope." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search couches" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search backpacks" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x backpacks" | ||||
Floyd | Most people arrived directly from last-minute College courses and Floyd | brought their stuff with them. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "For some reason "You can also see Mao here" cracks me up." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x couches" | ||||
Floyd | The fake leather couches look quite comfortable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look behind couches" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tv" | ||||
Floyd | It's one of those big, plasma things. Pauls parents bought it in Paris, Floyd | and they had some trouble getting it connected. It's currently switched Floyd | off, because some joker hid the remote. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about the upcoming Citizen Kane prequels. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Mao here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "search couches" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x mao" | ||||
Floyd | This guy makes an unconvincing Mao. And an unconvincing threat, for Floyd | that matter. He is wearing something that vaguely resembles an Floyd | Anime-junkies idea of a Mao suit. He is waving an obviously fake bomb Floyd | around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x suit" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x bomb" | ||||
Floyd | Oh wait. That's isn't a dud. It's the real thing! A bomb!! You're all Floyd | doomed!!! You have to do something !!1! Quick !!1!! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "mao, follow me" | ||||
Floyd | "All these people are innocent!" Floyd | "What, I have to kill a bunch of virgins?" Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "I'm picturing the bomb from Batman." | |||
| DavidW says, "yes" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "tell mao about pool" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey, Mao was Chinese!" Floyd | "Whatever, there are cats that look like Hitler!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "ask mao about bomb" | ||||
Floyd | "Can we talk about this?" Floyd | "Nope." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "move purses" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "ask mao about pool" | ||||
Floyd | "Hey, Mao was Chinese!" Floyd | "Whatever, there are cats that look like Hitler!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get purse" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get purses" | ||||
Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm. We have done nothing with the box of fire works or the nuke shelter yet." | |||
| Nitku says, "I bet the shelter is for disarming the bomb at the end." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "tickle mao" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "push mao" | ||||
Floyd | That would be less than courteous. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can switch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "turn mao on" | ||||
Floyd | He's not something you can switch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "sing" | ||||
Floyd | Your singing is abominable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about the greatly anticipated "Bedtime story." Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Mao here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea asks, "Have we been up?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lights" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x carpet" | ||||
Floyd | It's thick and red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l under carpet" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "search it" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "we can't go up" | |||
| DavidW says, "It's a no-party zone." | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "jump" | ||||
Floyd | You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | Paul has forbidden any entrance for either you or anyone else to the Floyd | rest of the House for the night. Aside from a a seductive "Maybe later, Floyd | when we're alone", that is. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get carpet" | ||||
Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "touch it" | ||||
Floyd | You feel nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the small door or the front door? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "front" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the front door. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x small door" | ||||
Floyd | A small door. Somewhat non-descript. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "stand on drawers" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can stand on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open small door" | ||||
Floyd | You open the small door and cram yourself into the Potter room. Floyd | Floyd | Sugar glider nuclear shelter Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools Floyd | gather dust. Floyd | Floyd | There is a Sugar glider nuclear shelter here. Floyd | Floyd | A big box of fire works for later. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||||
Floyd | Nuclear shelter: Oof! It's too heavy. Floyd | box of fireworks: No, it's,as I think was already mentioned, for Floyd | later. Floyd | Tools: That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter shelter" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "search shelter" | ||||
Floyd | The Nuclear shelter is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x it" | ||||
Floyd | A nuclear shelter for Pauls mum's pet sugar glider. You might call her Floyd | overprotective and stupid. She was, towards Paul, including that Floyd | classic line: "Have you tried not being gay?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Sugar glider nuclear shelter Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools Floyd | gather dust. Floyd | Floyd | There is a Sugar glider nuclear shelter here. Floyd | Floyd | A big box of fire works for later. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "search tools" | ||||
Floyd | There is nothing more. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x shelves" | ||||
Floyd | Every shelf carries its own heap of rusty, quite useless tools. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "climb shelves" | ||||
Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "enter shelter" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push shelter out" | ||||
Floyd | The Nuclear shelter cannot be pushed from place to place. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "The shelter is probably where the bomb needs to go." | |||
| DavidW says, "I really think we need that shoulder-bag from the pool." | ||||
| Lucea says, "Yeah." | ||||
| DavidW says, "And I think we need to swim. And first the pool needs to be cooled." | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "about" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "And we can't take the champagne." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Which might be cold." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open front door" | ||||
Floyd | You hesitate. What if there is nothing outside? What if your world is Floyd | in reality small and underimplented? Is that really worth finding out? Floyd | You pull back. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||||
Floyd | You hesitate. What if there is nothing outside? What if your world is Floyd | in reality small and underimplented? Is that really worth finding out? Floyd | You pull back. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||||
Floyd | You hesitate. What if there is nothing outside? What if your world is Floyd | in reality small and underimplented? Is that really worth finding out? Floyd | You pull back. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hmph." | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Thought there might be handy mailbox." | |||
| Lucea says, "I think the carpet is importatnt" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "look under chest" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Cause of the red?" | |||
| Lucea says, "It gets its own paragraph" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search carpet" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Might just be ambiance." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x carpet" | ||||
Floyd | It's thick and red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull it" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under it" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "taste carpet" | ||||
Floyd | You taste nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut it" | ||||
Floyd | (lacerating would be more appropriate) Floyd | You've learned from experience that destroying the household isn't Floyd | considered rebelious these days, and therefore doesn't increase your Floyd | chance of getting laid. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "lacerate carpet" | ||||
Floyd | (lacerating would be more appropriate) Floyd | You've learned from experience that destroying the household isn't Floyd | considered rebelious these days, and therefore doesn't increase your Floyd | chance of getting laid. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "It doesn't? Damn..." | |||
| DavidW says, "So much for 'cutting a rug' at parties." | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "enter small" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to DW), "GROAN" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x compartment" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull plug" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | It's not the cool kind of big and loud and smoky chainsaw, but a safer, Floyd | small one, for gardening purposes. Powered with electricity. It has an Floyd | unusual plug, one you've never seen before. European, perhaps.Of Floyd | course, the little "CHARGE" light is completly dark. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x light" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push charge" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "charge chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about why Doom III is the greatest game ever and people who Floyd | don't like it just have no idea of gaming. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Mao here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"All the she wants" by Ace of Base. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A long paste table is standing here. A white table-cloth has been Floyd | draped over it, to give it some glamour. The result, contrary to IF Floyd | conventions, is quite good. Champagne glasses are arranged on it in Floyd | neat rows. Floyd | Floyd | On the table is a glass of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut overgrowth" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x tablecloth" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | (lacerating would be more appropriate) Floyd | You've learned from experience that destroying the household isn't Floyd | considered rebelious these days, and therefore doesn't increase your Floyd | chance of getting laid. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x table-cloth" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A long paste table is standing here. A white table-cloth has been Floyd | draped over it, to give it some glamour. The result, contrary to IF Floyd | conventions, is quite good. Champagne glasses are arranged on it in Floyd | neat rows. Floyd | Floyd | On the table is a glass of champagne. Floyd | Floyd | A small flock of people is lying around in the deck-chairs, most of Floyd | them still dressed, waving drinks and mumbling to each other in the Floyd | afternoon glow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "trim undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x garden" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x people" | ||||
Floyd | They're just people. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "strip" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku asks, "We might need a little hint at this point?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push table" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "se" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x house" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a battery Floyd | a chainsaw Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x battery" | ||||
Floyd | It's a fully powered laptop battery. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "break it" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Oh right, the TV was European" | |||
| DavidW says, "oh" | ||||
| Lucea says, "maybe there was battery fluid of some sort. I don't know." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "So there's a CONVERTER back there?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"On the edge of a cliff" by The Streets. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about the upcoming Citizen Kane prequels. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Mao here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look behind tv" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search tv" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "move tv" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "l under tv" | ||||
Floyd | The TV is connected via an UPC (Universal Power converter) to the Floyd | socket. You pocket the UPC, it might be handy. Just as you pull out the Floyd | cable, someone seems to have found the remote, because the TV switches Floyd | on for a few seconds, proclaiming: "UFO's attack major cities!" Now Floyd | you're glad you pulled it. Nobody needs that 50s sci-fi geek crap. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "Aha!" | |||
| DavidW says, "gah!" | ||||
| DavidW says, "LOOK UNDER, my secret nemesis!" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to dw), "Sorry again." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "attach converter to chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "plug chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says (to DavidW), "Your first rule from now on is to try that first" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "attach converter to plug" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put plug in converter" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | an UPC Floyd | a battery Floyd | a chainsaw Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "attach upc to chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | You attach the UPC to the chainsaw. All it needs now is a power source. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put plug in upc" | ||||
Floyd | You need to be holding the plug before you can put it into something Floyd | else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x upx" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x upc" | ||||
Floyd | The UPC not only sound like something out of Star Wars, but also has Floyd | that cheap yet charming proplike-quality to it. You know, it could've Floyd | been in the movie for 3 second, not even properly named, but whole book Floyd | cycles in the EU would be spend concerning it's usefulness and history, Floyd | only to be squashed by a throw-away line in the prequels. Kinda sad, Floyd | come to think of it. That sad, french quality. Like kissing a lost love Floyd | in the rain. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax asks, "Maybe put the battery in the upc?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put battery in upc" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Ugh" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "attach battery in upc" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "connect chainsaw to upc" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "attach chainsaw to upc" | ||||
Floyd | You can only attach the UPC to other things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "attach upc to chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | You attach the UPC to the chainsaw. All it needs now is a power source. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x battery" | ||||
Floyd | It's a fully powered laptop battery. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x upc" | ||||
Floyd | The UPC not only sound like something out of Star Wars, but also has Floyd | that cheap yet charming proplike-quality to it. You know, it could've Floyd | been in the movie for 3 second, not even properly named, but whole book Floyd | cycles in the EU would be spend concerning it's usefulness and history, Floyd | only to be squashed by a throw-away line in the prequels. Kinda sad, Floyd | come to think of it. That sad, french quality. Like kissing a lost love Floyd | in the rain. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "attach battery to upc" | ||||
Floyd | That doesn't need an UPC attached. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "Okay, this is guess the verb. May I?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "attach upc to battery" | ||||
Floyd | That doesn't need an UPC attached. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea asks, "I'm not opposed, others?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "insert battery" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "insert battery in upc" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open upc" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "plug battery to upc" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "power chainsaw with battery" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "connect" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "join" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "charge" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "attach battery to chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | The battery fit snugly onto the UPC. Grinning like the Doomguy, you Floyd | give the start button a short squeeze. The low hum is a bit Floyd | disappointing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "gaymarry battery to upc" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to DW), "heh" | |||
| DavidW asks, "ack ack ack. 'attach battery to /chainsaw/'?!?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "It's an electric chainsaw..." | ||||
| Lucea says, "Let's go find Mao" | ||||
| DavidW says, "but the battery goes into the UPC!" | ||||
| DavidW says, "It even says so!" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to dw), "All I can say in my defense is... uhm..." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Lucea), "he's right here. Go for it." | ||||
| Nitku says, "Halt's maul! 'Tis mauling time." | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "save" | Jacqueline says, "Wait." | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "So are we mauling Mao, or is David mauling Taleslinger?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I'm confused." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "maul" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "kill mao with chainsaw" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to kill Mao. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Lucea is mauling Mao." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Evidently." | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "kill mao" | ||||
Floyd | You don't dare go for the bomb. What if he activates it? You're changes Floyd | of getting laid will decrease radically once you're blown to bits. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "maul mao" | ||||
Floyd | (lacerating would be more appropriate) Floyd | You casually walk into the living room, then suddenly run towards Mao, Floyd | swinging the chainsaw and shouting: "AAAAAAAAH!" Somehow on the couch Floyd | says: "Hey, that idiot's come as Leatherface!" Rethinking your choice Floyd | of facial lotion, you cut the baffled Mao in half and quickly shove him Floyd | and the chainsaw under one of the couches. You learned after last time Floyd | that hiding the evidence is important. (Well, hiding it at the Crime Floyd | Scene might not be a good idea.) You can't help but murmur: "Looks like Floyd | heeee was a real red" and wish you had sunglasses." Then you notice a Floyd | ticking and pick up the still wet bomb. Floyd | Some people seem worried, but after some pothead shouts: "Hey, nice Floyd | performance art!" everything returns to normal. Floyd | Floyd | TIC! TOC! TIC! Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "man" | |||
| Lucea says, "some days you just can't get rid of a bomb" | ||||
| Firion arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | Lucea asks, "Let's throw it in the pool?" | |||
| DavidW says, "okay, put the bomb in the shelter. And close the shelter." | ||||
| Nitku says, "First we should run around holding the bomb above our heads." | ||||
| DavidW says, "The pool will have six baby ducks and a nun. Jacqueline will be miffed." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "haha performance art" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DavidW), "HA" | ||||
| Lucea says, "Don't forget a couple" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Newlywebs" | ||||
| Limax exclaims, "Duck! It's a nun!" | ||||
| DavidW says, "er weds" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Who's steering?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Not me." | ||||
| Lucea says, "You can" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I'm a concientious objector." | ||||
| DavidW says, "me? I'm boring. I want to put the bomb in the shelter." | ||||
| Limax says, "Ha ha" | ||||
| Limax says, "Eat da bomb, be da bomb" | ||||
| Limax says, "Kiss da bomb" | ||||
| Limax says, "Date da bomb" | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "save" | ||||
| Lucea pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Save failed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "save cf3" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to save. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "If I try putting the bomb in the pool, I'll be told the pool can't contain things." | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "save" | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "cf3" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get bomb" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | TIC! TOC! TIC! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | TIC! TOC! TIC! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | TIC! TOC! TIC! Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb" | |||
| Lucea says, "crap, which way was the shelter" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open small door" | ||||
Floyd | You open the small door and cram yourself into the Potter room. Floyd | Floyd | Sugar glider nuclear shelter Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools Floyd | gather dust. Floyd | Floyd | There is a Sugar glider nuclear shelter here. Floyd | Floyd | A big box of fire works for later. Floyd | Floyd | TIC! TOC! TIC! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "light fireworks" | ||||
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | TIC! TOC! TIC! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bomb in box" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | TIC! TOC! TIC! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bomb in shelter" | ||||
Floyd | You put the bomb into the Nuclear shelter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "close shelter" | ||||
Floyd | Imagine 9746 z's. Imagine 9746 presses of enter. Finally, there is a Floyd | muffled "Boom!". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open shelter" | ||||
Floyd | You open the Nuclear shelter. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "It's easy if you try" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in it" | ||||
Floyd | The Nuclear shelter is empty. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, Paul appears. Floyd | "What happened to Mihanda?" Floyd | "He split." "Anyway, you're not gonna believe this! There is an UFO IN Floyd | THE GARDEN! They are EVERYWHERE! They're attacking Cities ALL OVER THE Floyd | WORLD! Even in Europe!!! Humanity is doomed!!! Nobody cares about my Floyd | party anymore! " Floyd | "I'll look into it." Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "Not if you have ducks and nuns about" | |||
| DavidW says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Limax says, "Not to mention a marching band" | ||||
| Lucea says, "I thought that was the Salvation Army" | ||||
| Limax says, "They had instrucments" | ||||
| Limax says, "ANd they were playing" | ||||
| Limax says, "and marching" | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about THE FRIGGIN" UFO IN THE GARDEN!" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "So, a UFO and aliens, eh?" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"It's the end of the world as we know it", Floyd | "Purple People Eater" and "Also sprach Zarathustra" on endless repeat." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | A friggin" 50s sci-fi geek crap silver UFO is hovering above the pool. Floyd | Floyd | Scorched corpses lie around here, splattered on the chairs, some just Floyd | ashy remains. You feel bad, but it sure does smell like barbeque. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x corpses" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax exclaims, "Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh BATMAN!" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "x ufo" | ||||
Floyd | It's made of some seamless metal, and apart from its existence and the Floyd | implications, it's rather boring. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "get it" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut ufo" | ||||
Floyd | (lacerating would be more appropriate) Floyd | Unfortunately, your wit isn't that sharp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "throw ufo in pool" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | an UFO Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"It's the end of the world as we know it", Floyd | "Purple People Eater" and "Also sprach Zarathustra" on endless repeat." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about THE FRIGGIN" UFO IN THE GARDEN!" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "open ufo" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "oh, we got rid of the chainsaw?" | |||
| Taleslinger cover his eyes. | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "show ufo to people" | ||||
Floyd | The crowd of people is unimpressed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat ufo" | ||||
Floyd | That's plainly inedible. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "That's a bug!" | |||
| Lucea asks, "What is?" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "identify ufo" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "portable ufo" | |||
| Taleslinger says, "You're not supposed to be ... timing." | ||||
| Lucea says, "Oh." | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"It's the end of the world as we know it", Floyd | "Purple People Eater" and "Also sprach Zarathustra" on endless repeat." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | Scorched corpses lie around here, splattered on the chairs, some just Floyd | ashy remains. You feel bad, but it sure does smell like barbeque. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "drop ufo" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger cries a little. | |||
| DavidW says, "Like the potato chip bag that holds a sheep." | ||||
| Lucea says, "Like your magical re-breaking wings." | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Maybe now we can use the fire works?" | |||
| Nitku says, "Good idea." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pool" | ||||
Floyd | A small, pool, lacking a ladder of similiar equipment. It's just a huge Floyd | body of water, trapped by greenish, ugly tiles. Floyd | Floyd | The shoulder-bag is drifting around in the swimming pool. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | In the Swimming Pool (swimming) Floyd | You are surrounded by clear, cold water. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a shoulder-bag (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take shoulder-bag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't reach it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't reach it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bag" | ||||
Floyd | It's a water-proof shoulder-bag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear bag" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the shoulder-bag) Floyd | You can't reach it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive" | ||||
Floyd | You try to dive down but don't have enough air. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hold breath" | ||||
Floyd | You hold your breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive" | ||||
Floyd | You dive down and grab the shoulder bag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | Scorched corpses lie around here, splattered on the chairs, some just Floyd | ashy remains. You feel bad, but it sure does smell like barbeque. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an UFO here. Floyd | Floyd | You can't hold your breath any longer. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lucea says, "Yay!" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "release breath" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "breathe" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bag" | ||||
Floyd | It's a water-proof shoulder-bag. Floyd | Floyd | > | Limax says, "DIE" | |||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "open bag" | ||||
Floyd | That's already open. | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear bag" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | You put on the shoulder-bag. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "now we can carry stuff over the wall." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | The plank is prodded against the wall, a make-shift ramp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bares the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gate" | ||||
Floyd | It's a lovely gate, the club's motto "Nos es superbus nostri balls!" Floyd | engraved above it. (Yes, it has a stone arc, but that's unimportant.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter cart" | ||||
Floyd | You get into the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Yes, you'd go up the ramp and ram the UFO, but you don't think it'd do Floyd | any damage to it. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "drat" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | You get out of the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "load it with fireworks" | |||
| DavidW says, "YES" | ||||
| Lucea says, "haha" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lucea says (to floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bares the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | The plank is prodded against the wall, a make-shift ramp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | Scorched corpses lie around here, splattered on the chairs, some just Floyd | ashy remains. You feel bad, but it sure does smell like barbeque. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an UFO here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"It's the end of the world as we know it", Floyd | "Purple People Eater" and "Also sprach Zarathustra" on endless repeat." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about THE FRIGGIN" UFO IN THE GARDEN!" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open small" | ||||
Floyd | You open the small door and cram yourself into the Potter room. Floyd | Floyd | Sugar glider nuclear shelter Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools Floyd | gather dust. Floyd | Floyd | There is a Sugar glider nuclear shelter here. Floyd | Floyd | A big box of fire works for now. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take box" | ||||
Floyd | Yes, these might come in handy now. Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put box in bag" | ||||
Floyd | You put the box of fireworks into the shoulder-bag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of neon lights. Dark wooden Floyd | stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens west into the Living Room. A Floyd | small door under the stairs lead into a storage closet. (Referred to by Floyd | Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Your steps don't make any sound on the the thick, red carpet. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room, Floyd | which one of those big, expensive TV's. Now, you have to wade through Floyd | thick smoke to escape either eastwards to the hallway or to the Kitchen Floyd | and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about THE FRIGGIN" UFO IN THE GARDEN!" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which leads Floyd | south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down with Floyd | random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there are Floyd | more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's laptop. It's plugged Floyd | in.Wires connect it to some small speakers, providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"It's the end of the world as we know it", Floyd | "Purple People Eater" and "Also sprach Zarathustra" on endless repeat." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a seamelss Floyd | tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is quite high, Floyd | because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they find the Floyd | occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | Scorched corpses lie around here, splattered on the chairs, some just Floyd | ashy remains. You feel bad, but it sure does smell like barbeque. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an UFO here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | The plank is prodded against the wall, a make-shift ramp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. You Floyd | can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. The Floyd | only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | North-East. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter cart" | ||||
Floyd | You get into the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put box in cart" | ||||
Floyd | You haven't got that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take cart" | ||||
Floyd | You'd have to get out of the golf cart first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take box" | ||||
Floyd | Yes, these might come in handy now. Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put box in cart" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | In the Air (in the golf cart) Floyd | The golf cart gains top speed as you rush down the hill! (About 13 Floyd | mph). Tongue between your lips, you manage to steer it onto the plank, Floyd | and woosh- you're flying high into the sky, straight towards the UFO! Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see a box of fireworks. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | You jump out of the cart and into the poolabove you, the UFO explodes Floyd | in a huge, colorful fireball, as if cast by an epic mage on drugs. Floyd | Debris rain down around you. Luckily, everyone in the pool area was Floyd | already dead. A few moments of that eerie underwater silence pass, then Floyd | Paul pulls you out of the water. He has to scream, because some houses Floyd | in the neighborhood are burning. There are fire engines in the Floyd | distance. Then the real fireworks start. Floyd | Paul wipes the wet hair from your forehead, his warm hand scorching on Floyd | your cold skin, his eyes dark with worry. Floyd | "Some idiot flew a golf cart into the UFO. I wonder how he knew Floyd | someone destroyed all their force field with country music only 10 Floyd | minutes ago." Floyd | You shrug. It feels good, resting on Pauls lap. Floyd | He strokes your face absent- mindedly. Floyd | "You know, with all this alien-tech lying around, it's gonna be an Floyd | interesting year, 2009." Floyd | You smile and close your eyes. "But first things first. Let's get you Floyd | out of those wet clothes. Hey, are those bloodstains?" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Happy New Year 2009! You have won! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Lucea says, "haha, epic mage on drugs" | |||
| Lucea says, "yay!" | ||||
| Nitku says, "heh 'luckily everyone was already dead'" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I shoulda thought of country music." | ||||
| DavidW says, "That was fun" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Yeah, I figured it" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "would be more easy to find the UPC, and sorry about all the guess-the-verb stuff" | ||||
| Lucea says, "No problem" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Not that the basis for this is to write a game about gay people that isn't about them being gay. I still don't know if potraying them as sex-crazy sociopaths is any better." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "not = note" | ||||
| Taleslinger shrugs. | ||||
| Lucea says, "To be fair, at least half of all characters in American media are portrayed as sex-crazy sociopaths" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||||
| DavidW says, "It works for me." | ||||
| Limax asks, "And what's the other half?" | ||||
| Alex says (to Limax), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that Oh is Other Half." | ||||
| inky says, "oh, I assumed the PC was female" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Victims." | ||||
| DavidW says (to inky), "oh no" | ||||
| inky says, "I wasn't reading the whole thing, though" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to inky), "It's just not pointed out." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to inky), "You are gender-centric like that, yeah." | ||||
| Jacqueline smiles at inky. | ||||
| inky says, "I am afraid so" | ||||
| Jacqueline pats inky on the back. | ||||
| DavidW says, "I'm looking forward to seeing these uploaded to the archive." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, three games, three hours. Not bad." | ||||
| inky says (to Jacqueline), "but I think what you mean is "heteronormative"" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks (of DW), "So that you can add them to the wiki and write pages for them?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "yuppers" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to inky), "I knew there was a word for it!" | ||||
| DavidW says, "wiki, Baf's, IFDB, and of course, Key & Compass." | ||||
| jwalrus says, ">INKY, HETERONORMATIVITY OFF" | ||||
| DavidW says, "hee" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "An updated version of my first game is somewhere on the archive, bte." | ||||
| Limax asks, "Key & Compass?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Limax), "My own li'l IF site." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I need to update it." | ||||
| Lucea says, "I need to fix some bugs" | ||||
| Limax says, "Ah. I didn't realize" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Limax), "I felt it needed a brand name and not just 'David Welbourn's website'." | ||||
| Limax says, "Heh" | ||||
| Lucea says, "heh" | ||||
| jwalrus asks, "this is your website with a walkthrough for every speedif game ever written and so forth, right?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "yes" | ||||
| Firion has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | DavidW says, "I even have a small logo now, but I haven't put it on all the pages yet." | |||
| Lucea says, "Incidentally, I wasn't going to bring this up, but there are multiple endings to mine" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I want to look into some way of uploading on a regular basis via batch files, if that's possible." | ||||
| Limax exclaims, "*NOW* you tell us!" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "I'll submit the .zip then." | ||||
| inky says, "multiple endings, eh" | ||||
| inky says, "in one you take professional voice lessons" | ||||
| Lucea says, "heh" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to jacq), "Thanks for letting us play this." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "err, these." | ||||
| Lucea says, "Thank you!" | ||||
| Taleslinger has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Nitku says, "Yes, it was fun." | |||
| (from Limax) Taleslinger says, "I don't care about the other two games, only mine!" | ||||
| Nitku has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||||
| Limax has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||||
| Lucea disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | Taleslinger says (to limax), "Heh" | |||
| DavidW has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Jacqueline says (to Taleslinger), "Hey, thank you for coordinating the speed!" | |||
| inky has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Limax says, "Love the speed, man..." | |||
| Taleslinger says (to jacq), "No prob." | ||||
| jwalrus disappears. | Jacqueline says (to Limax), "heh" | |||
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