  
 
The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. Below is a transcript of The Day I Stabbed Stalin, written by Taleslinger. The Day I Stabbed Stalin was originally released as part of the 2009-10 (increasingly misnomed) Newer New Year's Speed IF. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting the ifWiki.WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page. |
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| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "load stabbed" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Dear Blogreaders, Floyd | I think we can all agree it has been a weird year. It's so cool that Floyd | we could replace all our technology with Alien Tech (tm) from those Floyd | UFOs that crashed last year. And just think of the last three weeks - Floyd | the governors daughter abducted, and then, sudden and unrelated, this Floyd | state allows gay marriage after all. Good for Paul and me! I heard the Floyd | news when I returned from my three weeks trip to Europe. I rushed to Floyd | his New Year's Party, and, well, after the last two years, I had a Floyd | hunch that this could turn into Floyd | Floyd | The Day I stabbed Stalin Floyd | An interactive Party by Taleslinger Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 091225 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Paul, his hair cropped short and dyed deep blue, awaits you at the Floyd | door. "Alex! How was Europe?" Floyd | "Fine! How is the party?" Floyd | "Good, good." Floyd | He gives you a long, sensitive hug, which usually means he wants to Floyd | annoy you. Floyd | "I invited a lot of people, to help you socialize -like Uncle Wally! I Floyd | had to, after you accidentally (Paul puts a lot of *acid* in that Floyd | word) sent him that Thomson's Gazelle last year. And even those nice Floyd | Dagon Cultists from next door. So try and behave yourself, 'kay?" Floyd | "I always try! I even made a cupcake." You hand Paul the single, Floyd | small, crumpled and black thing, sole survivor of another kitchen Floyd | fiasco. That gets you a soft giggle and Paul disappears. You really Floyd | wonder how he manages to stay away from you on a three room party. Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of Alien Tech(tm) powered neon Floyd | lights. Dark wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east Floyd | into the Living Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a Floyd | storage closet. (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (closed) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | You're Alex. A middle-aged guy in combats boots, jeans, T-shirt and Floyd | leather jacket. You normally wear your hair cropped short, but Alex Floyd | convinced you to grow it out, and you must admit you really like it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x alien tech" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open drawers" | ||||
Floyd | You open the chest of drawers, revealing a roll of duct tape. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take tape" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "oooh" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x it" | ||||
Floyd | Duct tape. You use it for minor household repairs and some hardcore Floyd | roleplaying. You're pretty sure you can use it to TAPE something TO Floyd | something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "We are alex and alex convinced us? Are we weird?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Duct tape is always very useful." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Touchy), "Good catch." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x potter room" | ||||
Floyd | A small door. Somewhat non-descript. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open it" | ||||
Floyd | You open the small door and cram yourself into the Potter room. Floyd | Floyd | The Potter Room Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools Floyd | gather dust. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "Oops, typo." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tools" | ||||
Floyd | Every shelf carries its own heap of rusty, quite useless tools. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search tools" | ||||
Floyd | You discover a ten foot aluminium pole. Now you only need something Floyd | you wouldn't want to touch with it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take pole" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search tools" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing more. Well, technically you find some more stuff, Floyd | obviously, but it's odd - none of it seems exactly...y'know...helpful. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "verbose" | ||||
Floyd | The Day I stabbed Stalin is now in its "verbose" mode, which always Floyd | gives long descriptions of locations (even if you've been there Floyd | before). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of Alien Tech(tm) powered neon Floyd | lights. Dark wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east Floyd | into the Living Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a Floyd | storage closet. (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | Paul has forbidden any entrance for either you or anyone else to the Floyd | rest of the House for the night. Aside from a a seductive "Maybe Floyd | later, when we're alone", that is. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | And there he is! Uncle Wally, small, stout, with his Stalin moustache Floyd | and Soldier's jacket to go with it. He opens his arms wide: "Alex, me Floyd | boy! Didn't know I had to keep my back to the wall at this party! Haw! Floyd | Haw!" He slaps you on the shoulder. "Ha ha, just kidding! I have Floyd | nothing against queers personally!" Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either westwards Floyd | to the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about which of these will kill us first - lack of oil, Floyd | terrorists, the climate change or the return of the aliens. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a sleeping pirate and Uncle Wally here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku asks, "Can we stab him already?" | |||
| DavidW asks, "with what?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pirate" | ||||
Floyd | Like every year, Paul told one guy that this is a costume party. Some Floyd | fellow showed up in a pirate costume, complete with a hook hand, an Floyd | eyepatch and a flintlock. Looks like he was so embarassed he smoked Floyd | till he passed out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hook" | ||||
Floyd | Hm, interesting. It might be useful. You decide to nick it, after all Floyd | he could hurt himself with it in his sleep. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stab stalin" | ||||
Floyd | You need something sharp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hook" | ||||
Floyd | It's made of plastic and looks cheap and durable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get flintlock" | DavidW says, "ah. plastic." | |||
Floyd | You carefully remove the flintlock from the Pirates belt. It is, Floyd | indeed, a working model - and loaded. Looks like you've only got one Floyd | shot, though. Very Jack-sparrowish. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "stab wally with hook" | ||||
Floyd | You need something sharp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "tape hook to pole" | ||||
Floyd | You tape the hook hand to the pole, making a pole hook. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar is thinking there might be knives in the kitchen | |||
| DavidW says, "No, I haven't played this yet, but c'mon. Taping the hook to the pole looked obvious." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Gerynar), "sure." | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to dw), "Thanks again for betatesting." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x purses" | ||||
Floyd | Most people arrived directly from last-minute College courses and Floyd | brought their stuff with them. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "...timing" | |||
| maga's studied dalliance with his venal muses is little to our taste. | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get patch" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which Floyd | leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down Floyd | with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there Floyd | are more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | Your cupcake sits among all the tasty food, sad and forlorn. Floyd | Floyd | Someone stuck a knife in the buffet next to the (unimplemented) Floyd | cheese. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered Floyd | laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, Floyd | providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "The Stowaway" by Murray Gold (performed by Floyd | Yamit Mamo). Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Haw, haw, Floyd | with Alex and you I'm no doubt who's the man and who's the woman in Floyd | the relationship. Or do you call them butches? No, that's only lesbos, Floyd | right?" Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "search purses" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oops, sorry. I thought we were done with the Living Room." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Um. I thought we agreed before moving..." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Timing." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "No worries." | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "shoot stalin" | ||||
Floyd | No, that was the first one. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "ha" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x knife" | ||||
Floyd | It's a normal kitchen knife. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | Uncle Wally says: "Ah, hungry? I thought you fair folk only eat Floyd | hoers'd'oeuvre." You pull the knife out of the counter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "tape knife to pole" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a knife Floyd | a pole hook Floyd | a flintlock Floyd | a roll of duct tape Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "tape knife to pole hook" | ||||
Floyd | You can't, well, you probably can, but you don't want to tape that Floyd | together. (This isn't a cheap way out - it's an interesting chasm Floyd | between player and PC motivation.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "STAB STALIN" | ||||
Floyd | (with the knife) Floyd | Even though this guy pisses you off to no end, you can't kill him in Floyd | here. Even though you seem to miss him all the time, Paul is in here Floyd | somewhere. And he won't be amused if he sees his dead uncle.(Hated or Floyd | not.) Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "aww" | |||
| DavidW says, "It has to be done right, I suppose." | ||||
| maga arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x laptop" | ||||
Floyd | The screensaver is on, and the password protection has popped up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "type password on laptop" | ||||
Floyd | You don't know Paul's password. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "So let's find the jeep, duct tape the knife to it, and stab him that way." | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "listen to laptop" | ||||
Floyd | You hear nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||||
Floyd | You hear nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x laptop" | ||||
Floyd | The screensaver is on, and the password protection has popped up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which Floyd | leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down Floyd | with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there Floyd | are more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | Your cupcake sits among all the tasty food, sad and forlorn. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered Floyd | laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, Floyd | providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"All that she wants" by Ace of Base.. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Uncle Wally here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "type swordfish on laptop" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cupcake" | ||||
Floyd | A small, black, crumpled thing. Hard as steel. It looks pitiful. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take cupcake" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Now I want a cupcake. Even a sad one will do." | |||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "look under laptop" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give cupcake to uncle" | ||||
Floyd | Uncle Wally doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "close laptop" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can close. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit uncle with cupcake" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hit Uncle Wally. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit uncle" | ||||
Floyd | Hey! This game isn't called "The day I attacked Stalin!" Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "south?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "mmkay" | ||||
| Touchy says, "Yes. Pool. Awesome." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Or maybe north. The eyepatch might be a slingshot." | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a cupcake Floyd | a knife Floyd | a pole hook Floyd | a flintlock Floyd | a roll of duct tape Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping Floyd | their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've Floyd | never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.) Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "You know how Floyd | we could solve this finanical crisis? Just disallow women to work! Floyd | They're stealing hard working men's job worse then foreigners." Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Maybe we'll fish something out of the pool with this pole hook thing we made?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cultists" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about Bunch of Cultists. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Okay, yeah, we can definitely stab him now." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pool" | ||||
Floyd | A small, pool, lacking a ladder of similiar equipment. It's just a Floyd | huge body of water, trapped by greenish, ugly tiles. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in pool" | ||||
Floyd | No, you need both hands to swim. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "heh, just plain old cultists" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tiles" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||||
Floyd | Quite high. But climbable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | Thick undergrowth. You think you glimpse something, though. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search it" | ||||
Floyd | You roam around the undergrowth, still not finding that damn button, Floyd | but at least you discover a squeaky toy mouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take mouse" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x it" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the toy mouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "squeeze mouse" | ||||
Floyd | You achieve nothing by this. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "push mouse" | ||||
Floyd | "SQUEAK!" See - it does do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "heh" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "drop all" | ||||
Floyd | toy mouse: Dropped. Floyd | cupcake: Dropped. Floyd | knife: Dropped. Floyd | pole hook: Dropped. Floyd | flintlock: Dropped. Floyd | roll of duct tape: Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | In the Swimming Pool (swimming [obviously]) Floyd | You are surrounded by clear, cold water. Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, women Floyd | can't park...And Paul is kinda effiminate...so he can't park, too?" Floyd | > | DavidW says, "so, swim or climb, I guess." | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they | Taleslinger says, "OOps, bad bug." | |||
Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping Floyd | their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've Floyd | never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.) Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a roll of duct tape, a flintlock, a pole hook, a Floyd | knife, a cupcake and a toy mouse here. Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, Alex, Floyd | you're wearing really subtle makeup. And the clothes you're wearing? Floyd | Not very fashionable. Maybe you're not really gay. Maybe you just need Floyd | a real woman." Floyd | > | DavidW says, "uh, what about the bottom of the pool? You might've been just on the surface there." | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "What was a bad bug? The mouse?" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "May I try something?" | ||||
| djfletch says, "yeah I was just making sure we could get out really" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Wally following us into the pool." | ||||
| Jacqueline clears the save counter. | Taleslinger says, "No, Wally following you into the pool." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, nevermind." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf1" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks (of Jacqueline), "hm?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Nothing." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Proceed." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | In the Swimming Pool (swimming [obviously]) Floyd | You are surrounded by clear, cold water. Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "I'm really Floyd | scared of all the terrorists. I mean, they own all the delis, and who Floyd | knows what they put in our food." Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | You try to dive down but don't have enough air. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hold breath" | ||||
Floyd | You hold your breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | You dive, but there is nothing more down there. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | You can't hold your breath any longer. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping Floyd | their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've Floyd | never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.) Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a roll of duct tape, a flintlock, a pole hook, a Floyd | knife, a cupcake and a toy mouse here. Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "I don't get Floyd | why I'm called sexist just because I say men should be allowed to hit Floyd | their women. I think we all agree that talking to them never helps Floyd | anyway." Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | A broken plank lies here. It has a sticker on it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "oho" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x sticker" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x plank" | ||||
Floyd | This plank has been broken in two . The sticker reads: "Take that, Floyd | you godless vandals!" Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "hm" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take plank" | ||||
Floyd | > | Nitku says (to TS), "I can see how you might have thought people took offense" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a plank Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "I don't get it." | |||
| Touchy asks, "Take offense by what?" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "I agree that last line is maybe a bit too much." | ||||
| Nitku says, "By what Uncle Wally says." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (closed) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "Oh, the line about hitting women?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cart" | ||||
Floyd | A new Alien Tech(tm) powered golf cart stand here. Looks like they Floyd | learned their lesson from the two you crashed. This one has an Alien Floyd | Tech(tm) powered swipe card reader. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "As long as we get to stab him, I'm okay" | |||
| DavidW asks, "hm. Alien Tech was mentioned earlier, wasn't it?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yes" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "Too bad Alien Tech(tm) is trademarked, I could have used it in a game I'm currently not working on." | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to touchy), "It's a long story. I'll explain later." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "The laptop?" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "the neon lights in the hall" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "It's something that we discovered in the past year and it's replaced all our old technology." | ||||
| Gerynar says, "the laptop speakers" | ||||
| DavidW says, "hm. Could be important." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open cart" | ||||
Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for Floyd | the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other Floyd | site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest. Floyd | Floyd | A plastic-eating snake slithers around here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x snake" | ||||
Floyd | It's a weird hybrid, developed through Alien Tech (tm). They eat all Floyd | the garbage. With that problem solved, everyone can focus on the Floyd | climate.The plastic eating snake has eaten something square. Queer. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut snake" | ||||
Floyd | Cutting him up would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open snake" | ||||
Floyd | He's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "squeeze snake" | ||||
Floyd | Keep your hands to yourself. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake snake" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get snake" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose the snake would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in snake" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "push mouse" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill snake" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "This is the joke where I wasn't sure it worked- the square - queer thing" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "push snake" | ||||
Floyd | That would be less than courteous. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "dammit I forget we dropped everything" | |||
| DavidW says, "oh right" | ||||
| DavidW says, "We can throw things over the wall." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I didn't tune into that as a joke, Taleslinger." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cemetery" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "the snake might like the mouse" | |||
| Touchy says, "hehe good idea" | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Jacqueline), "My thinking was square - straight - queer strange but also gay" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "You think the snake will swallow the mouse and um, unswallow the square thing?" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x gate" | ||||
Floyd | It's a lovely gate, the club's motto "Nos es superbus nostri balls!" Floyd | engraved above it. (Yes, it has a stone arc, but that's unimportant.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "open gate" | ||||
Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "climb gate" | ||||
Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "We could get the snake follow us maybe" | |||
| DavidW asks, "I guess when Unc dies, we have the funeral service and maybe someone inherits moolah?" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "give hook to snake" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Will the snake scare off the cultists so we can have the pool to ourselves to stab Wally?" | |||
| DavidW says, "I'm thinking we toss the knife back over the wall and stab him that way." | ||||
| Touchy says, "I'm thinking someone go get our stuff..." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (closed) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | After three years of somewhat living here, you still sometimes forget Floyd | you need both hands to climb the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a plank Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop plank" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping Floyd | their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've Floyd | never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.) Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Uncle Wally, a roll of duct tape, a flintlock, a pole Floyd | hook, a knife, a cupcake and a toy mouse here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take mouse" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw mouse over wall" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to throw the toy mouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw mouse" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm" | |||
| DavidW asks, "I thought we could throw things over? No?" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "we dropped all that stuff when we swam, maybe we can climb the wall with it" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "uh, don't we need both hands to climb?" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put mouse on wall" | ||||
Floyd | You need to be holding the toy mouse before you can put it on top of Floyd | something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get mouse" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put mouse on wall" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on the wall would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get pole" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | After three years of somewhat living here, you still sometimes forget Floyd | you need both hands to climb the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put mouse in mouth" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get pole hook" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hold mouse in mouth" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hold the toy mouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put mouse on hook" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on the pole hook would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a pole hook Floyd | a toy mouse Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | After three years of somewhat living here, you still sometimes forget Floyd | you need both hands to climb the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "drop pole" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | After three years of somewhat living here, you still sometimes forget Floyd | you need both hands to climb the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a pole hook Floyd | a toy mouse Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "It's a pole hook, not a pole. (sigh)" | |||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "drop hook" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "Yeah, sorry." | |||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | After three years of somewhat living here, you still sometimes forget Floyd | you need both hands to climb the wall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "tape mouse to wall" | ||||
Floyd | You need some tape for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a toy mouse Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | You're Alex. A middle-aged guy in combats boots, jeans, T-shirt and Floyd | leather jacket. You normally wear your hair cropped short, but Alex Floyd | convinced you to grow it out, and you must admit you really like it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x jacket" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "toss mouse over wall" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put mouse over wall" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "fling mouse over wall" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "get tape" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "tape mouse to wall" | ||||
Floyd | You can't, well, you probably can, but you don't want to tape that Floyd | together. (This isn't a cheap way out - it's an interesting chasm Floyd | between player and PC motivation.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "tape mouse to me" | ||||
Floyd | You can't, well, you probably can, but you don't want to tape that Floyd | together. (This isn't a cheap way out - it's an interesting chasm Floyd | between player and PC motivation.) Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "hehe I just wanted to try that..." | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "tape tape to tape" | ||||
Floyd | You can't, well, you probably can, but you don't want to tape that Floyd | together. (This isn't a cheap way out - it's an interesting chasm Floyd | between player and PC motivation.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||||
Floyd | pole hook: Taken. Floyd | flintlock: Taken. Floyd | knife: Taken. Floyd | cupcake: Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search wall" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search cultists" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "snkr" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sling mouse" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot mouse" | ||||
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "hm...we could just wack the snake with the plank..." | |||
| DavidW says, "hm. We might've missed an item, I suppose." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Touchy), "maybe." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop all" | ||||
Floyd | cupcake: Dropped. Floyd | knife: Dropped. Floyd | flintlock: Dropped. Floyd | pole hook: Dropped. Floyd | roll of duct tape: Dropped. Floyd | toy mouse: Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take plank" | ||||
Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (closed) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "se" | ||||
Floyd | No, you can't afford to wander around the Golf course aimlessly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for Floyd | the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other Floyd | site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest. Floyd | Floyd | A plastic-eating snake slithers around here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit snake with plank" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hit the snake. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit snake" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "whack snake" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop plank" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "tickle snake" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "step on snake" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "take snake" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose the snake would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "ask snake about food" | ||||
Floyd | *hiss* *hiss* Unblinking stare. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Is watching, but will soon be eating an orange and not typing at all." | |||
| DavidW says, "hm, I dunno. Maybe the cultists would like a mouse. I know nothing about them. (Not that the game is informing me about them either.)" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "snake, throw up" | ||||
Floyd | The snake has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "snake, vomit" | ||||
Floyd | *hiss* *hiss* Unblinking stare. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "snake, help" | ||||
Floyd | [That command asks to do something outside of play, so it can only Floyd | make sense from you to me. The snake cannot be asked to do this.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "hiss at snake" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "snake, follow me" | ||||
Floyd | *hiss* *hiss* Unblinking stare. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "snake, sw" | ||||
Floyd | The snake has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (closed) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push cart" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push cart ne" | ||||
Floyd | The golf cart cannot be pushed from place to place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under cart" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb cart" | ||||
Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping Floyd | their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've Floyd | never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.) Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a toy mouse, a roll of duct tape, a pole hook, a Floyd | flintlock, a knife, a cupcake and Uncle Wally here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||||
Floyd | toy mouse: Taken. Floyd | roll of duct tape: Taken. Floyd | pole hook: Taken. Floyd | flintlock: Taken. Floyd | knife: Taken. Floyd | cupcake: Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give mouse to cultists" | ||||
Floyd | Bunch of Cultists doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "show mouse to uncle" | ||||
Floyd | Uncle Wally is unimpressed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "put tape on wally" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on Uncle Wally would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "throw mouse s" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to throw the toy mouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "tape wally" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to tape Uncle Wally to? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "throw mouse" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "tape wlly to wall" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get mouse" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| maga says (to Floyd), "tape wally to wall" | ||||
Floyd | You can't, well, you probably can, but you don't want to tape that Floyd | together. (This isn't a cheap way out - it's an interesting chasm Floyd | between player and PC motivation.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put mouse in flintlock" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "tape wally's mouth" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think we need something more." | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "push wally into pool" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "There is an action you tried earlier, which you might think you tried, but didn't." | |||
| Gerynar says, "maybe we need one of the backpacks in the living room" | ||||
| Touchy asks, "huh?" | ||||
| Touchy asks, "So we failed but didn't notice?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||||
Floyd | There are none at all available! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which Floyd | leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down Floyd | with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there Floyd | are more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered Floyd | laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, Floyd | providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing:"Cheerleader of Dementia" by Lesbians hate Floyd | time travel. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "So, do you Floyd | and Paul see a lot of musicals?" Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x speakers" | ||||
Floyd | Small...speakers. Connected ...to the ... laptop. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x counters" | ||||
Floyd | They are weighted down with the buffet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x buffet" | ||||
Floyd | Might look tasty, if you weren't so full from dinner at your parents Floyd | house. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat buffet" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking Food) Floyd | Floyd | NOM!NOM!NOM! (There is still much food left) Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either westwards Floyd | to the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about how alien tech really didn't change the world as much as Floyd | expected. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a sleeping pirate here. Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Haw, haw, Floyd | with Alex and you I'm no doubt who's the man and who's the woman in Floyd | the relationship. Or do you call them butches? No, that's only lesbos, Floyd | right?" Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x backpacks" | ||||
Floyd | Most people arrived directly from last-minute College courses and Floyd | brought their stuff with them. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search backpacks" | ||||
Floyd | Oh, some joker from med school brought his stuff in a body bag with a Floyd | shoulder strap. You empty it on the heap and take it along. Might get Floyd | useful, what with this game's title and all. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get eyepatch" | ||||
Floyd | It's hard work, but you resist the urge to snap the eyepatch against Floyd | the pirates head. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear bag" | ||||
Floyd | You put on the body bag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put all except bag in bag" | ||||
Floyd | toy mouse: Done. Floyd | cupcake: Done. Floyd | knife: Done. Floyd | flintlock: Done. Floyd | pole hook: Done. Floyd | roll of duct tape: Done. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which Floyd | leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down Floyd | with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there Floyd | are more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered Floyd | laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, Floyd | providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "The Final Countdown" by Europe.. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "You know how Floyd | we could solve this finanical crisis? Just disallow women to work! Floyd | They're stealing hard working men's job worse then foreigners." Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping Floyd | their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've Floyd | never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.) Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, women Floyd | can't park...And Paul is kinda effiminate...so he can't park, too?" Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (closed) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for Floyd | the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other Floyd | site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest. Floyd | Floyd | A plastic-eating snake slithers around here. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a body bag (being worn and open) Floyd | a roll of duct tape Floyd | a pole hook Floyd | a flintlock Floyd | a knife Floyd | a cupcake Floyd | a toy mouse Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take mouse" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give mouse to snake" | ||||
Floyd | The snake regurgitates a swipe card. Then she unhooks her jaw and Floyd | swallows the toy mouse. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take swipe card" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "wait wait wait" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf2" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "yes?" | |||
| DavidW says, "We now have a swipe card." | ||||
| Touchy says, "nevermind I was behind on my reading and didn't get how we got the mosue across" | ||||
| Touchy says, "sorry" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x card" | ||||
Floyd | A swipe card covered in snake saliva. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "clean card" | ||||
Floyd | You achieve nothing by this. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (closed) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "swipe card" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock cart with card" | ||||
Floyd | You open the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open cart" | ||||
Floyd | That's already open. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "This is just crazy." | |||
| Touchy says, "woohoo" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "in" | ||||
Floyd | No, you can't afford to wander around the Golf course aimlessly. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "eep.." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in cart" | ||||
Floyd | The golf cart is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get in cart" | ||||
Floyd | You get into the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "drive cart" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh" | |||
| Jacqueline asks (of Taleslinger), "eep?" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Hilltop (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Is that a bug?" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "Is that why you're eeping?" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "The "in" bit" | ||||
| djfletch says, "maybe we can crash through the gate" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate (in the golf cart) Floyd | A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for Floyd | the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other Floyd | site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest. Floyd | Floyd | A plastic-eating snake slithers around here. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "maybe" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "drive into gate" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | With breakneck 30 mph, you ram the gate. Luckily, it was only painted Floyd | plywood. (The golf course had some financial problems. But that's a Floyd | different story and has nothing to do with replacing all those golf Floyd | carts.) Floyd | Floyd | Country road (in the golf cart) Floyd | The fact that there is country road behind a house you always thought Floyd | of as suburban makes you realize how little you've gone out lately. It Floyd | continues east and west. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Not obvious which... oh. North." | |||
| DavidW says, "goodness. More territory. Continue, dj" | ||||
| djfletch says, "ok" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Soon you arrive at an invisible wall. Who'd've thought that cheap Floyd | trick from First Person Shooters carried over so well to IF. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "huh" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Soon you arrive at a "ROAD BLOCKED" sign and return. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison arrives, full of fun and funk. | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery (in the golf cart) Floyd | It's a small country cemetery. A sign from the undertaker hangs here: Floyd | "Back in 1820 minutes." Floyd | Floyd | There is an open grave here. The gravestone has no name, but it's next Floyd | to the grave of someone called Arch Stanton. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get out" | ||||
Floyd | You get out of the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | It's a small country cemetery. A sign from the undertaker hangs here: Floyd | "Back in 1819 minutes." Floyd | Floyd | There is an open grave here. The gravestone has no name, but it's next Floyd | to the grave of someone called Arch Stanton. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "look in grave" | ||||
Floyd | In the Grave is a coffin. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "open coffin" | ||||
Floyd | You open the coffin, revealing a corpse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x corpse" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get corpse" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get in grave" | Taleslinger says, "more eep" | |||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "look in coffin" | ||||
Floyd | In the coffin is a corpse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x body" | ||||
Floyd | In the body bag are a roll of duct tape, a pole hook, a flintlock, a Floyd | knife and a cupcake. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get all from coffin" | ||||
Floyd | You have enough trouble getting rid of the one corpse. Besides, in Floyd | there is room for two. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "wait whose game is this?" | |||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "enter coffin" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "ok so this is for hiding Uncle Wally" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "oh. We're meant to.. yeah." | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger slowly rasises his hand. | |||
| Gerynar says (to Touchy), "TS's" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x gravestone" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x stanton" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x sign" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar says, "Well, it's been a blast, but unfortunately, I have to go do some work...will return later." | |||
| Gerynar has disconnected. | ||||
| Gerynar is swallowd up in a bubble of infra-black light and disappears. | Jacqueline says, "Bye, G..." | |||
| Touchy looks around. | ||||
| djfletch says, "doesn't look like there is much else to do here" | ||||
| DavidW says, "hm. yeah." | ||||
| Touchy says, "Alright, so we have a knife and all kinds of funky utilities to get rid of Stalin." | ||||
| Touchy says, "What we need is motive and opportunity..." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I guess we need to lure Unc to a place of privacy. The Potter Room, I guess, will do." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Then move him into the coffin." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Plan?" | ||||
| Touchy says, "Well, he's following us around anyway." | ||||
| djfletch says, "I wonder if we can break down the wall with the golf cart as well" | ||||
| djfletch says, "probably not" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Country road Floyd | The fact that there is country road behind a house you always thought Floyd | of as suburban makes you realize how little you've gone out lately. It Floyd | continues east and west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | It's a small country cemetery. A sign from the undertaker hangs here: Floyd | "Back in 1809 minutes." Floyd | Floyd | There is an open grave here. The gravestone has no name, but it's next Floyd | to the grave of someone called Arch Stanton. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "get in cart" | ||||
Floyd | You get into the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Country road (in the golf cart) Floyd | The fact that there is country road behind a house you always thought Floyd | of as suburban makes you realize how little you've gone out lately. It Floyd | continues east and west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate (in the golf cart) Floyd | A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for Floyd | the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other Floyd | site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest. Floyd | Floyd | A plastic-eating snake slithers around here. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | You get out of the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for Floyd | the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other Floyd | site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest. Floyd | Floyd | A plastic-eating snake slithers around here. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a golf cart (empty) and a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "huh...the undertaker is on an actual timer?" | |||
| DavidW says, "I hope not" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "The time on the gravestone changed..." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You put the swipe card into the body bag. Floyd | Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping Floyd | their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've Floyd | never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.) Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Uncle Wally here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "Which wouldn't make sense...I must have misread." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which Floyd | leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down Floyd | with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there Floyd | are more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered Floyd | laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, Floyd | providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "Quality Shoe" by Mark Knopfler.. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, Alex, Floyd | you're wearing really subtle makeup. And the clothes you're wearing? Floyd | Not very fashionable. Maybe you're not really gay. Maybe you just need Floyd | a real woman." Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either westwards Floyd | to the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about the greatly anticipated "Bedtime story." Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a sleeping pirate here. Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "I'm really Floyd | scared of all the terrorists. I mean, they own all the delis, and who Floyd | knows what they put in our food." Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of Alien Tech(tm) powered neon Floyd | lights. Dark wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east Floyd | into the Living Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a Floyd | storage closet. (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "I don't get Floyd | why I'm called sexist just because I say men should be allowed to hit Floyd | their women. I think we all agree that talking to them never helps Floyd | anyway." Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stab stalin" | ||||
Floyd | You need something sharp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take knife" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stab stalin" | ||||
Floyd | (with the knife) Floyd | Even though this guy pisses you off to no end, you can't kill him in Floyd | here. Even though you seem to miss him all the time, Paul is in here Floyd | somewhere. And he won't be amused if he sees his dead uncle.(Hated or Floyd | not.) Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "hm..no it doesn't make sense but the "back in X minutes sign" still counts down" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "in" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | The Potter Room Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools Floyd | gather dust. Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "So, do you Floyd | and Paul see a lot of musicals?" Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stab stalin" | ||||
Floyd | (with the knife) Floyd | Even though this guy pisses you off to no end, you can't kill him in Floyd | here. Even though you seem to miss him all the time, Paul is in here Floyd | somewhere. And he won't be amused if he sees his dead uncle.(Hated or Floyd | not.) Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Yeah, it counts down, but the timer is in no danger of running out, really." | |||
| Touchy says, "maybe talking to him is enough to piss us off" | ||||
| Touchy says, "It's just weird that the time on a note counts down." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "The timer is not important to the game. You can ignore it." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Looks like we still can't stab him, even in relative privacy." | ||||
| Touchy says, "We need a motive." | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "ask wally about women" | ||||
Floyd | Uncle Wally says: "Haw, haw, with Alex and you I'm no doubt who's the Floyd | man and who's the woman in the relationship. Or do you call them Floyd | butches? No, that's only lesbos, right?" Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch asks, "have we tried stabbing him outside?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask wally about arch stanton" | ||||
Floyd | Uncle Wally says: "You know how we could solve this finanical crisis? Floyd | Just disallow women to work! They're stealing hard working men's job Floyd | worse then foreigners." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "ask wally about top" | ||||
Floyd | Uncle Wally says: "Hey, women can't park...And Paul is kinda Floyd | effiminate...so he can't park, too?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask wally about golf" | ||||
Floyd | Uncle Wally says: "Hey, Alex, you're wearing really subtle makeup. And Floyd | the clothes you're wearing? Not very fashionable. Maybe you're not Floyd | really gay. Maybe you just need a real woman." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "He seems to be ignoring my topics." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss wally" | ||||
Floyd | Keep your mind on the game. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "yeah" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill wally" | ||||
Floyd | Hey! This game isn't called "The day I attacked Stalin!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of Alien Tech(tm) powered neon Floyd | lights. Dark wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east Floyd | into the Living Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a Floyd | storage closet. (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Haw, haw, Floyd | with Alex and you I'm no doubt who's the man and who's the woman in Floyd | the relationship. Or do you call them butches? No, that's only lesbos, Floyd | right?" Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either westwards Floyd | to the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Some people sit on the two comfortable couches, sharing joints and Floyd | talking about the problem of staying human in a posthuman world. Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a sleeping pirate here. Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "You know how Floyd | we could solve this finanical crisis? Just disallow women to work! Floyd | They're stealing hard working men's job worse then foreigners." Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which Floyd | leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down Floyd | with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there Floyd | are more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | People stand around, glasses or plates in hand, happily munching and Floyd | talking. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered Floyd | laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, Floyd | providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "Quib-based Conversation" by Michael Martin. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, women Floyd | can't park...And Paul is kinda effiminate...so he can't park, too?" Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping Floyd | their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've Floyd | never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.) Floyd | Floyd | Jolly Uncle Wally follows you, still grinning. He says : "Hey, Alex, Floyd | you're wearing really subtle makeup. And the clothes you're wearing? Floyd | Not very fashionable. Maybe you're not really gay. Maybe you just need Floyd | a real woman." Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "ask wally about paul" | ||||
Floyd | Uncle Wally says: "I'm really scared of all the terrorists. I mean, Floyd | they own all the delis, and who knows what they put in our food." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "stab wally" | ||||
Floyd | (with the knife) Floyd | Deciding to work on your daggers/knife instead of your social skill, Floyd | you stab Uncle Wally in the back. He throws up his arms, shouts Floyd | "Aaargh!" and drops into the pool. "See!" he shouts, with his last Floyd | breath, "I knew you gays are all psychos!" You shout back: "Firstly, Floyd | that's a lesbian clich?s. Secondly, the fact that I am a murderous Floyd | sociopath has nothing to do with my sexual orientation. Anyway, boths Floyd | are not things I conciously chose, and therefore I can't be judged for Floyd | either of them." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "woo" | |||
| Touchy exclaims, "sweet!" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "but... witnesses?" | ||||
| Touchy says, "Well, they're the cult of the Dagon. They must worship us now." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x pool" | ||||
Floyd | A small, pool, lacking a ladder of similiar equipment. It's just a Floyd | huge body of water, trapped by greenish, ugly tiles. Floyd | Floyd | Uncle Wally's corpse is drifting around in the swimming pool. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hook" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | You did it again! Damn, luckily all the people thought it was one of Floyd | your crazy performances again and clapped, but Paul knows a dead uncle Floyd | when he sees one. Better get rid of the corpse. It's not like Paul Floyd | will miss him too much. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get corpse" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take wally with hook" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "fish uncle with hook" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take corpse" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get uncle" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "x hook" | ||||
Floyd | A makeshift pole hook. Might be useful to FISH something.(Mind you, Floyd | not something out of something, just fish the general thing. Okay? Floyd | Thanks.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping Floyd | their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've Floyd | never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "fish uncle" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "fish corpse" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "fish body" | ||||
Floyd | You fish out Uncle Wally's corpse. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "thank you" | |||
| Nate arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | DavidW says, "guess-the-noun, bah" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The Dagon cultists from next door are sitting here, quietly sipping Floyd | their sodas and quietly chatting to each other in a language you've Floyd | never heard (which honestly isn't saying much.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Uncle Wally's corpse Floyd | a pole hook Floyd | a body bag (being worn and open) Floyd | a swipe card Floyd | a roll of duct tape Floyd | a flintlock Floyd | a cupcake Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put body and hook in bag" | ||||
Floyd | pole hook: Done. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Uncle Wally's corpse Floyd | a body bag (being worn and open) Floyd | a pole hook Floyd | a swipe card Floyd | a roll of duct tape Floyd | a flintlock Floyd | a cupcake Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put body in bag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't put something inside itself. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Now go to the coffin and hidehim." | |||
| Touchy says, "oh my" | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "put corpse in bodybag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put uncle wally's corpse in bag" | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "put uncle in bag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put body in body bag" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | You can't put something inside itself. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put all in bag" | ||||
Floyd | Uncle Wally's corpse: Done. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "hooray" | |||
| Touchy says, "hehe" | ||||
| DavidW says, "ha" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for Floyd | the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other Floyd | site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest. Floyd | Floyd | A plastic-eating snake slithers around here. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a golf cart (empty) and a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Country road Floyd | The fact that there is country road behind a house you always thought Floyd | of as suburban makes you realize how little you've gone out lately. It Floyd | continues east and west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Cemetery Floyd | It's a small country cemetery. A sign from the undertaker hangs here: Floyd | "Back in 1762 minutes." Floyd | Floyd | There is an open grave here. The gravestone has no name, but it's next Floyd | to the grave of someone called Arch Stanton. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "Oh...my clever ...un... parser puzzle ... you solved it!" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put corpse in coffin" | ||||
Floyd | You need to be holding Uncle Wally's corpse before you can put it into Floyd | something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take corpse" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put corpse in coffin" | ||||
Floyd | You gently put Uncle Wally ...who am I kidding? You slump his corpse Floyd | onto the other corpse, say "Don't cuddle" and slam the coffin shut. Floyd | That's one problem of your mind. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Country road Floyd | The fact that there is country road behind a house you always thought Floyd | of as suburban makes you realize how little you've gone out lately. It Floyd | continues east and west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for Floyd | the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other Floyd | site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest. Floyd | Floyd | A plastic-eating snake slithers around here. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a golf cart (empty) and a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | ***You suddenly have the feeling as if you're not safe anymore. You'd Floyd | really rather feel safe. You should buy a safe for all those bonds you Floyd | recently bought.*** Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The huge, squallid, phosphorous mass of Dagon has dragged itself over Floyd | the edge of the swimming pool, blocking entrance to the house while Floyd | its hideous tail still splashes the water. Floyd | Floyd | One of the cultists, you think he's called Tony, stands here, holding Floyd | an Uzi in unsteady hands. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says (to Taleslinger), "heh" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "what?" | |||
| DavidW says, "I think an Elder God has crashed the party." | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x tony" | ||||
Floyd | Below the hood of his black robe, you see eyes weary with the madness Floyd | they've seen, or maybe he just needs a good night's sleep. He holds Floyd | his Uzi in shaking hands. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think our options are stab him, shoot him, or give him a cupcake." | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x uzi" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "brb..." | |||
| DavidW says, "My money's on the cupcake." | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x dagon" | ||||
Floyd | It's the shapeless, nameless abomination Dagon, a giant fish monster. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "tony, shoot dagon" | ||||
Floyd | Tony has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | Tony brings up his Uzi, shouting:"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!" and Floyd | shoots you in the face with his load. Floyd | Um. Floyd | Let me rephrase that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give cupcake to dagon" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the cupcake) Floyd | Dagon doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | Tony brings up his Uzi, shouting:"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!" and Floyd | shoots you in the face with his load. Floyd | Um. Floyd | Let me rephrase that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give cupcake to tony" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the cupcake) Floyd | Tony doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | Tony brings up his Uzi, shouting:"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!" and Floyd | shoots you in the face with his load. Floyd | Um. Floyd | Let me rephrase that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take uzi" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "pah, the cupcake should clearly have worked" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stab tony" | ||||
Floyd | You need something sharp. Floyd | Floyd | Tony brings up his Uzi, shouting:"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!" and Floyd | shoots you in the face with his load. Floyd | Um. Floyd | Let me rephrase that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take knife" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a body bag (being worn and open) Floyd | a pole hook Floyd | a swipe card Floyd | a roll of duct tape Floyd | a flintlock Floyd | a cupcake Floyd | Floyd | Tony brings up his Uzi, shouting:"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!" and Floyd | shoots you in the face with his load. Floyd | Um. Floyd | Let me rephrase that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "Take the knife out of the bag?" | |||
| Touchy says, "Oh, it's ogne." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "We have no knife. Did we leave it in the corpse?" | ||||
| Touchy says, "ogneogneogne" | ||||
| Touchy says, "Seems so..." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "we have a gun, you know" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot tony" | ||||
Floyd | With what? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "flintlock" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take flintlock" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot tony" | ||||
Floyd | You draw the flintlock, cock the hammer, shout "YAAAR" to confuse Tony
Floyd | and shoot him! He throws up his arms ("AAARGH") and drops dead.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Taleslinger says, "Bah, sorry for that taking hassle." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search tony" | ||||
Floyd | You find an Uzi (32/32) and a bag of strange powder, both of which you Floyd | pocket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "snort powder" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x powder" | ||||
Floyd | It's a bag labelled "Dagon Dissolving Powder. Best use in a huge Floyd | explosion for maximum effects." Oh, look, those cultists had a Floyd | safeguard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "shoot dagon" | ||||
Floyd | He can not be harmed by human weapons. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "use powder" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw powder" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put powder on cupcake" | ||||
Floyd | You need to be holding the bag of strange powder before you can put it Floyd | on top of something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bag" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take powder" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take uzi" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put powder on cupcake" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on the cupcake would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "throw powder at dagon" | ||||
Floyd | You lack the nerve when it comes to the crucial moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put powder on dagon" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on Dagon would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "talk to dagon" | ||||
Floyd | "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu F'thagn, P'nglui M'wagalnath R'lyeh... Ia! Ia! Floyd | Shub-Niggurath?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a bag of strange powder Floyd | an Uzi Floyd | a flintlock Floyd | a body bag (being worn and open) Floyd | a pole hook Floyd | a swipe card Floyd | a roll of duct tape Floyd | a cupcake Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get all from bag" | ||||
Floyd | pole hook: Taken. Floyd | swipe card: Taken. Floyd | roll of duct tape: Taken. Floyd | cupcake: Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put powder in flintlock" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "kill dagon with powdeer" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to kill Dagon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "kill dagon with powder" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to kill Dagon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "dissolve dagon" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "What could we use to cause an explosion?" | |||
| Touchy says, "stop ignoring that hint guys..." | ||||
| DavidW says, "The golf cart, of course." | ||||
| Ellison says, "I read it as saying once we put the powder on the Dagon, there will BE a cool cinematic explosion" | ||||
| Ellison says, "(even if it's a dissolving powder)" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open bag of powder" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to open the body bag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open powder" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "(Back)" | |||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "shoot powder with uzi" | ||||
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The huge, squallid, phosphorous mass of Dagon has dragged itself over Floyd | the edge of the swimming pool, blocking entrance to the house while Floyd | its hideous tail still splashes the water. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Tony's corpse here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put powder in uzi" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "shoot tony" | ||||
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a cupcake Floyd | a roll of duct tape Floyd | a swipe card Floyd | a pole hook Floyd | a bag of strange powder Floyd | an Uzi Floyd | a flintlock Floyd | a body bag (being worn and open but empty) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take tony" | ||||
Floyd | One corpse was enough trouble. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "put powder on tony" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on Tony's corpse would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy asks, "Where's MacGyver when you need him?" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "search undergrowth" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "ok, I've got to run. see you later." | |||
| Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst.. | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x flintlock" | ||||
Floyd | An antique flintlock - and it's working.You got 0/1 bullets left. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "shoot yourself" | ||||
Floyd | You're trying not to follow you violent urges too much these days. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop flintlock" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The huge, squallid, phosphorous mass of Dagon has dragged itself over Floyd | the edge of the swimming pool, blocking entrance to the house while Floyd | its hideous tail still splashes the water. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flintlock and Tony's corpse here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot dagon" | ||||
Floyd | He can not be harmed by human weapons. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x tail" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | No, his polymorphus, unholy, eldritch mass blocks the way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "put powder in pool" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "So, while I was away we learned that killing Wally makes our boyfriend mad, and he shoots us in the face to retaliate?" | |||
| DavidW says, "oh, there might be something in the pool, maybe." | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "drop all" | ||||
Floyd | cupcake: Dropped. Floyd | roll of duct tape: Dropped. Floyd | swipe card: Dropped. Floyd | pole hook: Dropped. Floyd | bag of strange powder: Dropped. Floyd | Uzi: Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "enter pool" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | In the Swimming Pool (swimming [obviously]) Floyd | You are surrounded by clear, cold water. Floyd | Floyd | > | Touchy says, "No, somebody spawned an elder god." | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "dive" | ||||
Floyd | You try to dive down but don't have enough air. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hold breath" | ||||
Floyd | You hold your breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive" | ||||
Floyd | You dive, but there is nothing more down there. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | The huge, squallid, phosphorous mass of Dagon has dragged itself over Floyd | the edge of the swimming pool, blocking entrance to the house while Floyd | its hideous tail still splashes the water. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an Uzi, a bag of strange powder, a pole hook, a swipe Floyd | card, a roll of duct tape, a cupcake, a flintlock and Tony's corpse Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | You can't hold your breath any longer. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "take hook" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "poke dagon with hook" | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "pour powder in pool" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Tony's not the boyfriend" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, right." | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "burn powder" | ||||
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "light dagon" | ||||
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take apart flintlock" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger says, "damn, you shouldn't be able to enter the pool" | |||
| Touchy asks, "hm...should we go search the golfcart for explosives?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "yeah, there might be a gas tank." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all. put all in bag" | ||||
Floyd | Uzi: Taken. Floyd | bag of strange powder: Taken. Floyd | swipe card: Taken. Floyd | roll of duct tape: Taken. Floyd | cupcake: Taken. Floyd | flintlock: Taken. Floyd | Tony's corpse: One corpse was enough trouble. Floyd | Floyd | flintlock: Done. Floyd | cupcake: Done. Floyd | roll of duct tape: Done. Floyd | swipe card: Done. Floyd | bag of strange powder: Done. Floyd | Uzi: Done. Floyd | pole hook: Done. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb wall" | ||||
Floyd | ***You suddenly have the feeling as if you're not safe anymore. You'd Floyd | really rather feel safe. You should buy a safe for all those bonds you Floyd | recently bought.*** Floyd | You manage to scramble over the wall. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Entrance Gate Floyd | A metal gate bars the way out to a lovely country lane. Floyd | Oh wait, that's what this usually looks like. Now you look closer for Floyd | the first time in years and realize there's a cemetery on the other Floyd | site of the road. The way back is sw. I mean southwest. Floyd | Floyd | A plastic-eating snake slithers around here. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a golf cart (empty) and a plank here. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cart" | ||||
Floyd | A new Alien Tech(tm) powered golf cart stand here. Looks like they Floyd | learned their lesson from the two you crashed. This one has an Alien Floyd | Tech(tm) powered swipe card reader. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search cart" | ||||
Floyd | The golf cart is empty. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Touchy says (to Floyd), "open hood" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tank" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get plank" | ||||
Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get in cart" | ||||
Floyd | You get into the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | SQUEAK! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hilltop (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting part seems to be one of the entrance gates to the Floyd | northeast. West is the wall to Pauls garden. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Golf course (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You've learned from experience that crashing a golf cart into the wall Floyd | isn't as much fun as you thought. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put plank against wall" | ||||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Can we fix the plank?" | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "tape plank" | ||||
Floyd | What do you want to tape the plank to? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "plank" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | You repair the plank. Now (by dropping it near the wall) you can make Floyd | a ramp with it. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "HOORAY" | |||
| djfletch says, "aha" | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | You get out of the golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | Golf course Floyd | You are at the foot of a small, sloping hill, the lawn neatly cut. You Floyd | can go eastwards, uphill. The wall of Pauls garden is here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a golf cart (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "drop plank" | ||||
Floyd | You prop up the plank against the wall, making a ramp. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "yay" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take powder" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "enter cart" | ||||
Floyd | You get into the golf cart. | Jacqueline says, "oh dear" | |||
Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "heh heh" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Puts her hands over her eyes." | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Maneuvering carefully, you steer the golf cart up the ramp and send it Floyd | flying! Dagon turns its big, ugly head, but it's too late - you crash Floyd | the car into his side, and the resulting explosion sprinkles him with Floyd | the dissolving powder! Soon, nothing is left of him but a mass of Floyd | greenish-grey goo, not unlike the bottom of that pot you found in the Floyd | back of the cupboard. You splash into the water, expecting to be Floyd | greeted by a thankful Paul, but no such luck. Hey! The game's usually Floyd | over when you fly the cart. Outrageous! Floyd | Floyd | In the Swimming Pool (swimming [obviously]) Floyd | Chunks of green goo are drifting around here - ewww. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline puts her hands over her eyes, even. | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x goo" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hold breath" | ||||
Floyd | You hold your breath. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive" | ||||
Floyd | You dive, but there is nothing more down there. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool. It's surrounded by Floyd | some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden walls are overgrown Floyd | with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members going for a Floyd | seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, wich is Floyd | quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told you they Floyd | find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | You can see Tony's corpse here. Floyd | Floyd | You can't hold your breath any longer. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a body bag (being worn and open) Floyd | a pole hook Floyd | an Uzi Floyd | a swipe card Floyd | a roll of duct tape Floyd | a cupcake Floyd | a flintlock Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Kitchen Floyd | The main feature of this room is the impressive glass door, which Floyd | leads south, to the pool. All benches and counters are weighted down Floyd | with random food stuff, brought by the party goers. Of course, there Floyd | are more people here than in the living room. Floyd | Floyd | There are some bloodstains here. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter next to the sink sits Paul's Alien Tech(tm) powered Floyd | laptop, connected to some small Alien Tech(tm) powered speakers, Floyd | providing music. Floyd | Right now, it's playing: "Quib-based Conversation" by Michael Martin. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bloodstains" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the bloodstains. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x people" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | Before the party people invaded it, this was a spacious, cozy room. Floyd | Now, you have to wade through thick smoke to escape either westwards Floyd | to the hallway or to the Kitchen and the Pool beyond to the South. Floyd | Floyd | Eek! All the guests have been horribly slaughtered in some sort of Floyd | ritual to invoke Dagon. Has this author some issues or what? Floyd | Floyd | Between the two couches is a huge heap of purses and backpacks. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a sleeping pirate here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pirate" | ||||
Floyd | Like every year, Paul told one guy that this is a costume party. Some Floyd | fellow showed up in a pirate costume, complete with an eyepatch. Looks Floyd | like he was so embarassed he smoked till he passed out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | Taleslinger asks, "Nooo! Damn pirate. How could I miss that?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of Alien Tech(tm) powered neon Floyd | lights. Dark wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east Floyd | into the Living Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a Floyd | storage closet. (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "in" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | The Potter Room Floyd | Shelves are nailed to the leaning wall. On them, some useless tools Floyd | gather dust. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | A small hallway, brightly lit by a row of Alien Tech(tm) powered neon Floyd | lights. Dark wooden stairs lead upwards, and a doorframe opens east Floyd | into the Living Room. A small door under the stairs lead into a Floyd | storage closet. (Referred to by Paul only as "The Potter Room".) Floyd | Floyd | You can see a chest of drawers (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | Oh, something in your pants vibrates. As you aren't happy about any of Floyd | this, it must be your cell phone that you always forget you have. (So Floyd | it wasn't mentioned in your inventory earlier.) It's Paul! After Floyd | pressing the receiver, you hear some voices: Floyd | "Damn, we thought you were a virgin! Why did you shout "Don't kill Floyd | me, I'm a virgin!" when we started slaying everyone?" Floyd | There's Pauls voice, heartbreakingly weak: "I don't know, I guess Floyd | always wanted to say that." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think we might yet be able to use the Uzi." | |||
| Touchy says, "maybe they're in the potter room...or of course next door" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This is a small hallway, with a lot of doors that lead to generic Floyd | upstair bathroom, etc. Floyd | Floyd | A door leads east into the bedroom. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "'next door'?" | |||
| DavidW says, "oh! We're upstairs." | ||||
| Touchy says, "You know the cultists form next door..." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't, since the eastern door is in the way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | You open the bedroom door, ready to kill - You see Paul, he is tied to Floyd | the bed and painted with some arcane symbols - to his left stands Floyd | Jack, the cultist who always brings the pie over, and to his right is Floyd | Luke, a rather shy guy whom you often see standing outside to smoke. Floyd | Paul cries: "ALEX!" Floyd | Floyd | bedroom Floyd | There is a bed in the middle of the room, and a cupboard on the wall Floyd | to your left. Floyd | Floyd | A door leads west into the Hallway. Floyd | Floyd | Jack is dropping a dagger he was holding and goes for his gun! Floyd | Floyd | Luke is bringing his pistol into firing position. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Hallway Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take uzi" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take cupcake" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Man, this game." | |||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get all from bag" | ||||
Floyd | pole hook: Taken. Floyd | swipe card: Taken. Floyd | roll of duct tape: Taken. Floyd | flintlock: Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Hope we don't need the knife, cause it gone." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | You open the bedroom door, ready to kill - You see Paul, he is tied to Floyd | the bed and painted with some arcane symbols - to his left stands Floyd | Jack, the cultist who always brings the pie over, and to his right is Floyd | Luke, a rather shy guy whom you often see standing outside to smoke. Floyd | Paul cries: "ALEX!" Floyd | Floyd | bedroom Floyd | There is a bed in the middle of the room, and a cupboard on the wall Floyd | to your left. Floyd | Floyd | A door leads west into the Hallway. Floyd | Floyd | Jack is dropping a dagger he was holding and goes for his gun! Floyd | Floyd | Luke is bringing his pistol into firing position. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot jack" | ||||
Floyd | You shoot Jack before he can draw his gun. Unfortunately this means Floyd | that Luke can put three slugs into you, because he already had his gun Floyd | out (pay attention!) Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "moo" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | bedroom Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "Looks like... right" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot luke" | ||||
Floyd | RATATATATAT! Floyd | Luke keels over, his pistol flying. You turn around to drop Jack, Floyd | however the damn Uzi is jammed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "point flintlock at jack" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get pistol" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw cupcake at jack" | ||||
Floyd | Jack has his gun out and places a shot right over your left ear - Floyd | luckily he only hits a photograph of Uncle Wally on the bedroom wall. Floyd | You fling the cupcake at Jack, never lacking the nerve, and he's hit Floyd | in the forehead, tumbles, crushes through the bedroom window and Floyd | slams into the ground a few inches from the pool . (It's fun to kill Floyd | people who are clearly villianous and therefore require no compassion Floyd | whatsoever.) You look down at Paul, still tied to the bed. "Man, those Floyd | cultists! They seemed so nice, even voted Obama. For once I'm glad Floyd | you're such an anti-social maniac. Will you free me now?" Floyd | You grin and jump on the bed. "Not yet." Floyd | He sighs (happily). "You know, I'm glad we're getting married. That'll Floyd | help to make you into a more social being. And this yearly terror Floyd | might end." You shrug. "I don't know. You'll still make New Year's Floyd | Parties sometimes, right?" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Happy New Year 2010 *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | djfletch says, "hurrah" | |||
| DavidW says, "yay us" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "yay you" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yay you guys!" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I *knew* that cupcake had potential." | ||||
| Touchy says, "Good job minions." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "And only seven minutes over two hours - if you include maga's game. Not bad." | ||||
| Nitku says, "yeah, that was cool." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Incidently, I'd like a copy of maga's game, when available, to play and eventually upload to the archive." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Me too!" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "For playing, that is." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I always worry that the New Year's games never get into the public's hands." | ||||
| Touchy says, "Well, there is a pile of good if out there...I mean there are probably more games than players..." | ||||
| DavidW says, "(I still have at least 2 speedifs to upload yet, but I will do it!)" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "I was thinking of finding a way of wrapping all 3 in one big file" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "So... the speed continues one more week...?" | ||||
| Nitku says, "On that note, I wish mine wouldn't be released as a part of the event. A newer version is coming." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Taleslinger), "of course. That's standard." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Nitku), "Hm, yeah, you need to stress that to folks." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Taleslinger), "I also like to add into the zip an About file." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks (of Nitku), "Can I post the transcript?" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "It's a very slow speed..." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "And I'll keep after maga, yes." | ||||
| Nitku says (to Jacqueline), "Yes, that's fine" | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "I'll call it New Year's Comp next year. The year after that, it'll outshine the IF Comp. Muhahaha!" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "It's good to have a dream, Taleslinger." | ||||
| Jacqueline pats him on the head. | ||||
| ParserGirl says, "Oh, darn. I change jobs and suddenly I can't remember CF." | ||||
| Taleslinger says, "Thanks anyone who write / is writing / or removed his game for making a newer version for my Speed. It's all highly appreciated!" | ||||
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