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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load baptist" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | It is a little known fact that SpeedIF is fueled by valuable religious Floyd | artifacts. Only with the concentrated spiritual power of an object of Floyd | devotion can true creativity be unleashed. Preparing for the new Floyd | SpeedIF, you had engineered a conduit between the head of St. John the Floyd | Baptist and the Primary Source to drive the event, but at some point Floyd | the head was stolen by some filthy Quebecois heretics! Fortunately, Floyd | your training prepared you for such a contingency, and hours before the Floyd | event was due to start, you overcame the guards to raid the secret Floyd | storehouse of the Quebecois Iconoclast Society. Unfortunately, they've Floyd | been at the head-stealing game longer than you've been at the Floyd | head-rescuing game, and they've built up quite a collection. Floyd | Floyd | The Twelve Heads of St. John the Baptist Floyd | a.k.a. Christian Text Adventure #2 by Jake Wildstrom Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 070826 / Inform 7 build 4W37 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/11N) Floyd | Floyd | Chamber of the Heads Floyd | This treasure house has been thoroughly sacked -- by you, of course. Floyd | Locked chests have been reduced to kindling, reliquaries to so much Floyd | broken glass and leading. You are certain that you have found all that Floyd | this secret trove has to offer. It's probably best not to hang around. Floyd | The guards are sure to wake up eventually. The only egress is out to Floyd | the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heh heh heh - great intro" | |||
| Binder says, "oh man I didn't realize this IF was autobiography" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | twelve heads of John the Baptist: Floyd | the head from France Floyd | the head from Turkey Floyd | the head from Italy Floyd | the head from Israel Floyd | the head from England Floyd | the head from Hungary Floyd | the head from Russia Floyd | the head from China Floyd | the head from Greece Floyd | the head from Zimbabwe Floyd | the head from Germany Floyd | the head from Spain Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "heh" | |||
| Johnny asks, "Do we juggle at any point?" | ||||
| Bishop makes a note to add 'juggle' as a command to a future release. | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "juggle heads" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Timing" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I'm assuming they're on a bandolier or whatever those equipment sashes are called." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x head from France" | ||||
Floyd | Polished carbuncles have been firmly fixed into the eye-sockets of this Floyd | seemingly ordinary skull. The words "Saint Jean le Baptiste" have been Floyd | roughly carved into the jaw. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "or they could be in a dufflebag" | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x germany" | ||||
Floyd | Dried skin is stretched tightly over the skull, and two plain-cut green Floyd | gemstones, possibly agate, fill the eye-sockets. A brass plaque riveted Floyd | to the forehead reads "Sankt Johannes der T?ufer". Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Maybe we're wearing cargo pants with lots of pockets." | |||
| DavidW says, "Or in an oversized Pez dispenser." | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x israel" | ||||
Floyd | This battered head has seen better days. The mummified flesh shows Floyd | rough abrasions, and it is free of adornments, lacking even glass eyes. Floyd | Someone has scrawled a Hebrew word in pencil across the forehead. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to F), "x hebrew" | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x hebrew" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to f), "x word" | ||||
| Binder says (to floyd), "x word" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "rassinfrassin" | |||
| Johnny says, "I don't think we can read Hebrew." | ||||
| DavidW says, "This is a speed-if, remember." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Some details will be missing." | ||||
| Binder says, "oic" | ||||
| maga arrives, ready to play with the toys. | Johnny says, "Oh yeah, guards" | |||
| DavidW says, "We should probably head west. We can probably examine our loot later." | ||||
| Binder says, "Fair enough" | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Outside of the Cave Floyd | You are deep in a trackless desert, hidden within a dimensional fold in Floyd | Quebec. A rip in space-time is off to what you arbitrarily describe as Floyd | north in this compassless space, and off to the east the earth descends Floyd | into a cave. Floyd | Floyd | The well-armed and muscular guardians of the treasures stored here lie Floyd | about unconscious. For shame, sleeping on the job! Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Poor Job." | |||
| Jacqueline sends that e-mail to Maude... er, Amanda. | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x guards" | ||||
Floyd | They look so innocent and nonthreatening when they're all conked out Floyd | like that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "wake guards" | ||||
Floyd | Bad idea. They would not be at all happy to see you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "kill guards" | ||||
Floyd | Leave them be. They're harmless now. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "awww" | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x spain" | ||||
Floyd | This preserved head has a lifelike grimace made more unnerving by the Floyd | blood-red garnets serving as eyes. Across the back of the head, in red Floyd | ink, are written the words "San Juan el Bautista". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x turkey" | ||||
Floyd | Flowing Arabic letters in gold leaf adorn the cheekbones of this Floyd | bleached skull, which stares at you with unnerving ruby eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x italy" | ||||
Floyd | Dazzling gems and a crown of gold have been inlaid into the sunken Floyd | flesh of this preserved head. A macabre chain of rubies is embedded Floyd | into the severed base of the neck, and garnets serve as eyes. Carved Floyd | letters on the facets of the rubies read "Sanctus Ioannes Baptista". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x russia" | ||||
Floyd | This preserved head is gaudily painted and overlaid with gold leaf, Floyd | with haloes around the emerald eyes inscribed with Cyrillic writing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder asks, "shall we escape to ... Canada? through the timespace rip?" | |||
| Johnny says, "Feel free" | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "north" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Twelfth Dimension Floyd | In between reality and a pocket dimension, you can barely process the Floyd | sensory input you receive. Openings to the xyzzy and to the widdershins Floyd | touch on more tangible realities. Floyd | Floyd | An unfathomable custard floats within your sensation. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "WHAT. This isn't Canada." | |||
| DavidW says, "There needs to be more IF set in Canada." | ||||
| Bishop says, "It _might_ be Canada. There are places in Canada like that. I think." | ||||
| Binder says, "Is it? I guess this could be the parts of Canada I haven't seen yet." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Canada is a big place." | ||||
| Binder says, "Or maybe this is a hash bar in Vancouver." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Bishop), "haha" | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to DW), "haha more" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x custard" | ||||
Floyd | It assails your senses. It looks like shrieking, tastes like defeat, Floyd | and sounds like purple. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "..." | |||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a nine-dimensional cr?me br?l?e Floyd | twelve heads of John the Baptist: Floyd | the head from France Floyd | the head from Turkey Floyd | the head from Italy Floyd | the head from Israel Floyd | the head from England Floyd | the head from Hungary Floyd | the head from Russia Floyd | the head from China Floyd | the head from Greece Floyd | the head from Zimbabwe Floyd | the head from Germany Floyd | the head from Spain Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "taste custard" | ||||
Floyd | You taste nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Johnny), "You expected defeat." | |||
| Johnny says, "True." | ||||
| Bishop maybe should do a release 2 incorporating any unanticipated actions people do here. | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Do not listen to it, for it will only sound of purple." | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Twelfth Dimension Floyd | In between reality and a pocket dimension, you can barely process the Floyd | sensory input you receive. Openings to the xyzzy and to the widdershins Floyd | touch on more tangible realities. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny asks, "Xyzzy or widdershins?" | |||
| Binder says (to Johnny), "you brought 'er, you widdershins" | ||||
| DavidW says, "well, whichever takes us to a new place. The other probably goes back to our previous location." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Try xyzzy first." | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | Outside of the Cave Floyd | You are deep in a trackless desert, hidden within a dimensional fold in Floyd | Quebec. A rip in space-time is off to what you arbitrarily describe as Floyd | north in this compassless space, and off to the east the earth descends Floyd | into a cave. Floyd | Floyd | The well-armed and muscular guardians of the treasures stored here lie Floyd | about unconscious. For shame, sleeping on the job! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "north" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Twelfth Dimension Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ah." | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "widdershins" | ||||
Floyd | Library Floyd | The Quebecois would, in their infuriatingly un-American way, refer to Floyd | this particular institution as the "Biblioth?que et Archives nationales Floyd | du Qu?bec". It's after hours: the stacks are dark, and what Floyd | illumination there is comes from the windows and from the disturbing Floyd | gash in reality to the west. The main doors are locked, so you'll have Floyd | to leave through the basement. Floyd | Floyd | An ancient bound volume sits on a table, barely visible in the low Floyd | light. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Ah, if I'd know I would have said "To the library!" first." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x volume" | ||||
Floyd | The old, worn pages document the doings of the early Catholic Church. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read volume" | ||||
Floyd | The old, worn pages document the doings of the early Catholic Church. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to clubfloyd), "ooh, a primitive RSS feed" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look up john the baptist in volume" | ||||
Floyd | A careful search turns up an enigmatic reference by an early Church Floyd | father to John's fate after death: "for as he eschewed earthly Floyd | splendour in life, so is it fitting that after death his holy remnants Floyd | be clothed in the gold he denied himself in life." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to clubfloyd), "aha." | Johnny says, "Oho" | |||
| Johnny says, "Uhu" | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x greece" | ||||
Floyd | Delicate gold tracery is inlaid on this skull, otherwise unadorned but Floyd | for the small malachite orbs resting in the eye-sockets. At the back of Floyd | the skull, the tiny streams of gold collect intopools of gold leaf, Floyd | spelling out the name of St. John in Greek. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I imagine at least four of the head feature gold." | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x china" | ||||
Floyd | A plain skull, unmarked but for some very small Chinese characters Floyd | inked on the inside. Disturbingly, it is full of cigarette butts and Floyd | ash. Spherical jades set in the eye-sockets make this grisly artifact Floyd | slightly less unnerving. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x zimbabwe" | ||||
Floyd | It's just an ordinary old skull. You have no particular reason to think Floyd | it's from Zimbabwe, but you've got to call it something. You wouldn't Floyd | even suspect it of being the head of St. John the Baptist, except for Floyd | where you found it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "so it's not Spain, France, Germany or Israel." | |||
| Binder says, "or China or Zimbabwe, I guess. Assuming this book is truthy." | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x Hungary" | ||||
Floyd | A plain mummified head, with a golden skullcap but no other adornments. Floyd | Etched onto the golden pate is a curicued desgn and the words Floyd | "Keresztel? Szent J?nos". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x England" | ||||
Floyd | This skull is bleached to a pure white. It is unadorned but for a band Floyd | of silver about the head, with "Saint John the Baptist" inlaid in gold. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Turkey had gold too." | |||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x turkey" | ||||
Floyd | Flowing Arabic letters in gold leaf adorn the cheekbones of this Floyd | bleached skull, which stares at you with unnerving ruby eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "So, one of Greece, Italy, Turkey, or England." | |||
| Binder asks, "Isn't Hungary in the running, too?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "oh Hungary too" | ||||
| Johnny says, "Hmm. Maybe the skull is in pieces and we have to manufacture an Ur-skull." | ||||
| inky asks, "c'mon, this is bishop, how can the answer not be hungary?" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "hm. Maybe there's six with gold?" | ||||
| Binder asks, "drop the ones which aren't gilt?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "anyway, perhaps there's more clues to find." | ||||
| Bishop says (to inky), "Heh. Knew someone would say that." | ||||
| DavidW asks (of Binder), "no. What if we have to give one away?" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "What if there's a clue that says this Catholic priest was lying?" | ||||
| Binder says (to DavidW), "Fair point." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x books" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think we can go down from here." | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Quebec Shuttle Station Floyd | This room houses the express interlibrary tube-line. Since it's so Floyd | late, it's lit only by harsh emergency fluorescent tubes, but even at Floyd | this hour, there's one of the sleek modern subterranian trains waiting Floyd | off to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Cool. We can do a late night library crawl?" | |||
| Johnny asks, "Oh wait, should we have "checked out" the book?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "well, if you want it, go back for it." | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Library Floyd | An ancient bound volume sits on a table, barely visible in the low Floyd | light. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Quebec Shuttle Station Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "get book" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "whoop stiming, sorry" | |||
| DavidW says, "'volume'" | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "get volume" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Quebec Shuttle Station Floyd | This room houses the express interlibrary tube-line. Since it's so Floyd | late, it's lit only by harsh emergency fluorescent tubes, but even at Floyd | this hour, there's one of the sleek modern subterranian trains waiting Floyd | off to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Library Floyd | An ancient bound volume sits on a table, barely visible in the low Floyd | light. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder looks sheepish | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "get volume" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Quebec Shuttle Station Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "verbose" | ||||
Floyd | The Twelve Heads of St. John the Baptist is now in its "verbose" mode, Floyd | which always gives long descriptions of locations (even if you've been Floyd | there before). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x train" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Quebec Shuttle Station Floyd | This room houses the express interlibrary tube-line. Since it's so Floyd | late, it's lit only by harsh emergency fluorescent tubes, but even at Floyd | this hour, there's one of the sleek modern subterranian trains waiting Floyd | off to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "go south" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Interlibrary Shuttle Floyd | Tidy, clean, and sparsely decorated, this shuttle has but one purpose: Floyd | to take people from one library to another. Floyd | Floyd | An exhausted chef is hunched over in one of the seats. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x chef" | ||||
Floyd | You can tell he's a chef because he has a poofy hat. You can tell he's Floyd | exhausted by his drooping eyelids and walking-dead expression. Floyd | Floyd | A toneless female voice says, "Please stay clear of the doors; the Floyd | shuttle is departing." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "ask chef about john" | ||||
Floyd | He mumbles sulkily in French. Clearly he regards your chatter as an Floyd | intrusion. Floyd | Floyd | The doors slide shut and the train starts moving. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "show france to chef" | ||||
Floyd | The tired pastry chef doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | A series of discordant chimes sounds and a voice recites, "Next stop: Floyd | The Interactive Fiction Archive." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chef about creme brulee" | ||||
Floyd | He mumbles sulkily in French. Clearly he regards your chatter as an Floyd | intrusion. Floyd | Floyd | The train begins to slow down as it approaches the station. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison wakes up. "whoa, next game already" | |||
| Johnny says, "Give or show maybe" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give creme to chef" | ||||
Floyd | His eyes light up as he regards the pan-dimensional caramel. "Zut Floyd | alors! Mon dieu! A custard out of time! By the empty eyes of le Floyd | Baptiste! This transcends all culinary art!" Floyd | Floyd | The train jerks to a halt and the doors hiss open. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says (to Ellison), "The Blind House was going into infinite loops." | |||
| Binder says, "aha, empty eyes" | ||||
| DavidW says, "ooh. I missed that." | ||||
| DavidW says, "so, that's clue #2." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Ell), "Yeah, we had to bag Blind House. I've contact the author to see if she'll be kind enough to give us a graphics-free version that won't hang Floyd." | ||||
| Ellison says (to Johnny), "it's a fourth ending!" | ||||
| DavidW says, "We should go north." | ||||
| Ellison asks, "where's this game from?" | ||||
| Johnny says, "Speed-IF by Bishop." | ||||
| DavidW says, "This is a speed-if from a year or two ago." | ||||
| Ellison says, "nice" | ||||
| DavidW says, "2007, going by the release line." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Let's visit the archive." | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Archive Shuttle Station Floyd | The Archive's shuttle stop is well-lit and cheery. A mosaic of a brass Floyd | lantern adorns the northern wall, and the train waits to the south. A Floyd | flight of stairs descends into the very nerve center of Interactive Floyd | Fiction Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x mosaic" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Source Floyd | This chamber deep in the earth houses the IF Archive's prime secret: Floyd | the Source. From here it looks almost like an old-fashioned train Floyd | engine room, except that the boiler, instead of being red-hot, sucks Floyd | all the energy out of the room. It's hungry, and it wants to be fed. Floyd | Floyd | A sheet of official Archive letterhead lies on the ground. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x sheet" | ||||
Floyd | This is the original document you were sent when the head was stolen. Floyd | In brief, it mentions that the mummified head of St. John the Baptist Floyd | has been stolen, and that it is your mission to recover it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder asks, "hm, mummified. Were they all mummified?" | |||
| DavidW says, "no. That's clue #3." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "So which head is mummified, empty eyes, and has gold?" | ||||
| Binder asks, "alternately, how much fun would it be to feed random heads into the furnace and then undo from calamity?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Binder), "I imagine you'll do that any way." | ||||
| Johnny says, "Israel is mummified and empty-eyed." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x israel" | ||||
Floyd | This battered head has seen better days. The mummified flesh shows Floyd | rough abrasions, and it is free of adornments, lacking even glass eyes. Floyd | Someone has scrawled a Hebrew word in pencil across the forehead. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "But no gold" | |||
| DavidW says, "no gold, though." | ||||
| Johnny says, "Maybe the Hebrew says "IOU"." | ||||
| Binder says, "Maybe it says Au." | ||||
| Johnny says, "Oh wait, that's vowels." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x greece" | ||||
Floyd | Delicate gold tracery is inlaid on this skull, otherwise unadorned but Floyd | for the small malachite orbs resting in the eye-sockets. At the back of Floyd | the skull, the tiny streams of gold collect intopools of gold leaf, Floyd | spelling out the name of St. John in Greek. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x italy" | ||||
Floyd | Dazzling gems and a crown of gold have been inlaid into the sunken Floyd | flesh of this preserved head. A macabre chain of rubies is embedded Floyd | into the severed base of the neck, and garnets serve as eyes. Carved Floyd | letters on the facets of the rubies read "Sanctus Ioannes Baptista". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x turkey" | ||||
Floyd | Flowing Arabic letters in gold leaf adorn the cheekbones of this Floyd | bleached skull, which stares at you with unnerving ruby eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x england" | ||||
Floyd | This skull is bleached to a pure white. It is unadorned but for a band Floyd | of silver about the head, with "Saint John the Baptist" inlaid in gold. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hungary" | ||||
Floyd | A plain mummified head, with a golden skullcap but no other adornments. Floyd | Etched onto the golden pate is a curicued desgn and the words Floyd | "Keresztel? Szent J?nos". Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Hungary wins." | |||
| Johnny says, "But we should try others, too." | ||||
| DavidW says, "of course." | ||||
| DavidW says, "We should also eat the creme brulee." | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "take sheet" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "I thought we gave it to the chef." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | your commission Floyd | an early Church manuscript Floyd | twelve heads of John the Baptist: Floyd | the head from France Floyd | the head from Turkey Floyd | the head from Italy Floyd | the head from Israel Floyd | the head from England Floyd | the head from Hungary Floyd | the head from Russia Floyd | the head from China Floyd | the head from Greece Floyd | the head from Zimbabwe Floyd | the head from Germany Floyd | the head from Spain Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ah. So we did." | |||
| DavidW says, "It sounded as if he merely looked at it." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x source" | ||||
Floyd | The firebox is open, and the inside is murky and dark. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put commission in source" | ||||
Floyd | Your commission vanishes into the blackness. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Source Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter source" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put greece in source" | ||||
Floyd | The head from Greece vanishes into the blackness. Fire, light, heat, Floyd | all those good thangs that are supposed to happen when you fuel the Floyd | boiler come to pass, but the SpeedIF itself kinda sucks. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have chosen... poorly *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 56 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Source Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put hungary in source" | ||||
Floyd | The head from Hungary vanishes into the blackness. Suddenly, the boiler Floyd | bursts forth with light and heat, and a familiar sense of inspiration. Floyd | Looks like the SpeedIF can get back on track! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You are a Chef 2 can be written *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 56 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | DavidW says, "heh heh" | |||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Ooh la la! You are a FRENCH Chef!" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "haha" | ||||
| DavidW says, "You hear stomach being HUNGARY from north!" | ||||
| Johnny says, "heh" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "Oh dear" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Need! More! Les! Ingredientes!" | ||||
| DavidW says, "You find blue sugar! Sucre bleu!" | ||||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay, that was the (best) worst one yet." | ||||
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