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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load dramaqueen" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Colours! Blue, orange and purple,... I like purple. Oooooh, look here Floyd | comes a green one. You watch in amazement as a whole swarm of red with Floyd | specks of yellow moves in and start chasing the other colours away. Floyd | You decide that this is improper and you will not stand for such Floyd | behaviour. You try hitting the red colours but you arms seem unable to Floyd | move. Next you try kicking it but your legs seem to be the weight of Floyd | icebergs. In a last ditch attempt you lick the colours. Floyd | Floyd | With a slap in the face you wake up and notice that next to you is a Floyd | decidedly unhappy man with a very wet arm. He stares angrily at you, Floyd | mutters under his breath, in language that mother would not approve Floyd | of, and walks of out of your view. Floyd | Floyd | Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best Floyd | An Interactive Spy Mission by HermDog Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100130 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory (on the bed) Floyd | You crane your neck to see where you are only to notice... not much. Floyd | It seems you are restrained on some kind of bed or torture device. Floyd | That would explain why you were unable to move your arms and legs. In Floyd | fact all you can move is your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Okay, yeah. This is thus far wack. Awesome." | |||
| DavidW says, "uh-oh. We're in trouble now." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "say "do you expect me to talk?"" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||||
Floyd | The man whose armed you licked with gusto. He still looks angry albeit Floyd | dryer. He is wearing a lab coat and seems to be conducting Floyd | experiments... on you! Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Where *is* Adam Thornton?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "He loves games with licking in them." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask man about himself" | ||||
Floyd | He doesn't want to talk to you. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man dissappears from your sight. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x restraint" | ||||
Floyd | The restraints are closed around your feet and arms Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | A strange memory of how you used your head to get out of difficult Floyd | situations crosses your mind. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "lick man" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | There you are, a famous (ok maybe not so famous) secret agent lying in Floyd | his underwear, tied down to some bedlike torture device. You cannot Floyd | even move your arms or legs as they are restrained. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man dissappears from your sight. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Aw, damn. Good thing Adam *isn't* here, then." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder exclaims, "man on man licking!" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x underwear" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "escape" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "oh, we are male" | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "nod" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I was thinking we were a girl. That was jarring." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat restraint" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking Restraints) Floyd | That seems to be a part of the bed. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Huh" | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "whip neck" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss man" | ||||
Floyd | Keep your mind on the game. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man dissappears from your sight. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "with a name like drama queen..." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask man about man" | ||||
Floyd | He doesn't want to talk to you. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | I used to win all the spitting competitions at school. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||||
Floyd | The man whose armed you licked with gusto. He still looks angry albeit Floyd | dryer. He is wearing a lab coat and seems to be conducting Floyd | experiments... on you! Floyd | Floyd | The angry man dissappears from your sight. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ah. spit." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Binder), "Yeah. Perhaps Drama Queen is the sekrit name of our Bond Girl." | ||||
| Johnny asks, "Invisible underwear?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Johnny), "fun times" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Even though you have incredible spitting powers the lab boy is too far Floyd | away to spit at. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x experiment" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Scrounging up every bit of phlegm in your mouth you hock a lugi at the Floyd | angry man. He waves his arms up frantically to stop the snot ball but Floyd | only manages to lose his balance and topples over to hit his head on Floyd | one of your bed restraints. | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | The angry man is now unconcious and what is more your right arm Floyd | restraint is now open and you are able to undo all the other Floyd | restraints. You are once again a free man. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | Laboratory (on the bed) Floyd | Whilst lying on the bed all you can deduct is that this is some kind Floyd | of secure laboratory that could double for a prison cell. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ta da!" | |||
| Fang says, "..." | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "stand" | ||||
Floyd | You get off the bed. Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | You are now able to see more of the laboratory. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search man" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "answer shoe" | ||||
Floyd | (to the unconcious man) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks (of DW), "Dude, why do games always listen to you but not me?" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x shoe" | ||||
Floyd | It might look like a standard issue secret agent shoe but on closer Floyd | inspection it is really a shoe-phone! You think of making a phone call Floyd | but the only numbers you can remember are for mom and the agency you Floyd | work for. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mom" | ||||
Floyd | You don't have a phone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take shoe" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mom" | ||||
Floyd | Like a good son you call your mother. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "..." | |||
| DavidW says, "ha ha ha" | ||||
| Jota asks, "Oh, is this still going on?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call agency" | ||||
Floyd | You will need to end your current call before calling someone else. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you hear a rustling sound and as you turn around you see the Floyd | fist of the angry man coming at you! Floyd | Floyd | You have completed 0 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game Floyd | endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one Floyd | way to complete a task. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You failed to save the world. Floyd | You are a really bad secret agent. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "tell mom about clean underwear" | ||||
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Jota), "Nah, this just started." | |||
| Jota says, "Oh, huh." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "A little impromptu NightFloydin'" | ||||
| Fang says, "finished" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Shall we restart?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | | Jacqueline asks, "And man, we lost?" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "Because we called our mum?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "duck" | ||||
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "What the?" | |||
| DavidW says, "Next time, let's put the man in the bed and restrain *him*." | ||||
| Fang says, "I guess we can't undo" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay, yes. We know how to thwart the man sooner next time, and yes, let's restrain him." | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Colours! Blue, orange and purple,... I like purple. Oooooh, look here Floyd | comes a green one. You watch in amazement as a whole swarm of red with Floyd | specks of yellow moves in and start chasing the other colours away. Floyd | You decide that this is improper and you will not stand for such Floyd | behaviour. You try hitting the red colours but you arms seem unable to Floyd | move. Next you try kicking it but your legs seem to be the weight of Floyd | icebergs. In a last ditch attempt you lick the colours. Floyd | Floyd | With a slap in the face you wake up and notice that next to you is a Floyd | decidedly unhappy man with a very wet arm. He stares angrily at you, Floyd | mutters under his breath, in language that mother would not approve Floyd | of, and walks of out of your view. Floyd | Floyd | Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best Floyd | An Interactive Spy Mission by HermDog Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100130 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory (on the bed) Floyd | You crane your neck to see where you are only to notice... not much. Floyd | It seems you are restrained on some kind of bed or torture device. Floyd | That would explain why you were unable to move your arms and legs. In Floyd | fact all you can move is your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Even though you have incredible spitting powers the lab boy is too far Floyd | away to spit at. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Scrounging up every bit of phlegm in your mouth you hock a lugi at the Floyd | angry man. He waves his arms up frantically to stop the snot ball but Floyd | only manages to lose his balance and topples over to hit his head on Floyd | one of your bed restraints. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man is now unconcious and what is more your right arm Floyd | restraint is now open and you are able to undo all the other Floyd | restraints. You are once again a free man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "stand" | ||||
Floyd | You get off the bed. Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | You are now able to see more of the laboratory. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take man" | ||||
Floyd | That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put man in bed" | ||||
Floyd | You need to be holding the unconcious man before you can put him into Floyd | something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "pick up man" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit man" | ||||
Floyd | That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | There is nothing to attack Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "..." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee" | ||||
| Fang says, "this game really needs betatesting" | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "get shoe" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a shoe Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to shoe" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "answer shoe" | ||||
Floyd | (to the unconcious man) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "tie man" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shoe) Floyd | You would achieve nothing by this. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you hear a rustling sound and as you turn around you see the Floyd | fist of the angry man coming at you! Floyd | Floyd | You have completed 0 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game Floyd | endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one Floyd | way to complete a task. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You failed to save the world. Floyd | You are a really bad secret agent. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "GRR" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "So, um." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Colours! Blue, orange and purple,... I like purple. Oooooh, look here Floyd | comes a green one. You watch in amazement as a whole swarm of red with Floyd | specks of yellow moves in and start chasing the other colours away. Floyd | You decide that this is improper and you will not stand for such Floyd | behaviour. You try hitting the red colours but you arms seem unable to Floyd | move. Next you try kicking it but your legs seem to be the weight of Floyd | icebergs. In a last ditch attempt you lick the colours. Floyd | Floyd | With a slap in the face you wake up and notice that next to you is a Floyd | decidedly unhappy man with a very wet arm. He stares angrily at you, Floyd | mutters under his breath, in language that mother would not approve Floyd | of, and walks of out of your view. Floyd | Floyd | Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best Floyd | An Interactive Spy Mission by HermDog Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100130 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory (on the bed) Floyd | You crane your neck to see where you are only to notice... not much. Floyd | It seems you are restrained on some kind of bed or torture device. Floyd | That would explain why you were unable to move your arms and legs. In Floyd | fact all you can move is your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Are we going to keep trying, or -" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Even though you have incredible spitting powers the lab boy is too far Floyd | away to spit at. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I'll take that as a 'yes' then." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Even though you have incredible spitting powers the lab boy is too far Floyd | away to spit at. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | A strange memory of how you used your head to get out of difficult Floyd | situations crosses your mind. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Scrounging up every bit of phlegm in your mouth you hock a lugi at the Floyd | angry man. He waves his arms up frantically to stop the snot ball but Floyd | only manages to lose his balance and topples over to hit his head on Floyd | one of your bed restraints. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man is now unconcious and what is more your right arm Floyd | restraint is now open and you are able to undo all the other Floyd | restraints. You are once again a free man. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "well, ignore the shoe and do something with the man instead." | |||
| Fang says, "yeah" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "mmhmm" | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "get man" | ||||
Floyd | That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "the shoe seems to set off a death timer" | |||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||||
Floyd | The man is out like a christmas lights during a power failure. Hope he Floyd | doesn't wake up soon. His white jacket attracts your attention. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "pummel dude" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x jacket" | ||||
Floyd | A white lab jacket with a pocket and a name label. It has obviously Floyd | been used a lot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x jacket" | ||||
Floyd | A white lab jacket with a pocket and a name label. It has obviously Floyd | been used a lot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "get jacket" | ||||
Floyd | Now you have his jacket. His clothing seems unremarkable otherwise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "wear it" | ||||
Floyd | You put on the jacket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x label" | ||||
Floyd | Dr. Bounfiglio Avogadro Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to Johnny), "uh we did try taking and hitting him already." | |||
| McMartin says, "I have no idea what you guys are playing but the commentary on its own is hilariously surreal" | ||||
| Fang says, "he's the mole1" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to McM), "heehee" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||||
Floyd | The man is out like a christmas lights during a power failure. Hope he Floyd | doesn't wake up soon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "get man" | ||||
Floyd | That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read label" | ||||
Floyd | Dr. Bounfiglio Avogadro Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "restrain man" | ||||
Floyd | Try getting of the bed first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | You get off the bed. Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | You are now able to see more of the laboratory. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "restrain man" | ||||
Floyd | You clumsily pick up the unconcious technician, lay him down on the Floyd | bed and close the restraints around his arms and legs. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says (to DW), "Yes, but." | |||
| Fang says, "..." | ||||
| Binder says (to Fang), "FINALLY" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "cf7" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "get shoe" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "answer shoe" | ||||
Floyd | (to the unconcious and restrained man) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Huh" | |||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "answer phone" | ||||
Floyd | (to the unconcious and restrained man) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "now we can lick the man as much as we want" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x shoe" | ||||
Floyd | It might look like a standard issue secret agent shoe but on closer Floyd | inspection it is really a shoe-phone! You think of making a phone call Floyd | but the only numbers you can remember are for mom and the agency you Floyd | work for. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "ha ha" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "answer shoe" | DavidW says, "We tried 'answer shoe' and talk to shoe." | |||
Floyd | (to the unconcious and restrained man) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says (to Ellison), "he might be poisonous" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use shoe" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x phone" | ||||
Floyd | It might look like a standard issue secret agent shoe but on closer Floyd | inspection it is really a shoe-phone! You think of making a phone call Floyd | but the only numbers you can remember are for mom and the agency you Floyd | work for. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "open shoe" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn on phone" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can switch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use phone" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mom" | ||||
Floyd | Like a good son you call your mother. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen to shoe" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot hear anything Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is an envelope (in which is a letter). Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a suit here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "hang up" | ||||
Floyd | You end the phone call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call agency" | ||||
Floyd | You dutifully call your handlers. Floyd | "Welcome to the C.A.T. emergency help-line. If you are need of Floyd | assistance please ask for one of the agents on duty to be dispatched Floyd | to your current location". Floyd | "Current agents on duty is Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, Sidney Bristow, Floyd | James Bond, Austin Powers, Maxwell Smart and Chuck." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "take suit" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x suit" | ||||
Floyd | One standard issue secret agent suit. No gadgets but at least it has a Floyd | secret compartment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x suit" | ||||
Floyd | One standard issue secret agent suit. No gadgets but at least it has a Floyd | secret compartment. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Sorry, I was away, rereading all our comments out of context - and they are even funnier that way. So, um, we succeeded at something, then?" | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "wear suit" | ||||
Floyd | Hmm, nice fit. The agency don'y care much for fashion but mamma fixed Floyd | it up alright. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "We are no longer naked." | |||
| Binder says, "don'y" | ||||
| Fang says, "surely we should dress up in the lab coat instead" | ||||
| Fang says (to Jacq), "we restrained the bad guy" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "yay" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read letter" | ||||
Floyd | You need to have the letter to read it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Did we lick him?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it" | ||||
Floyd | Dear Mamma Floyd | Floyd | It is a long time since I have written to you and much have hapenned. Floyd | I have taken up employment with a kind man called Manfred Goldtooth. Floyd | While I was working at the McDonalds drivethrough he was very Floyd | interested to listen to my ideas as he was waiting for his happy meal. Floyd | When he heard my theory on 18th century chemistry and its possible Floyd | usage in geothermal energy, he instantly offered me a job. That is Floyd | when I found out he is the billionaire owner of M.O.U.C.E. ! Floyd | Floyd | Already he has drilled five tunnels 200 km into the earth and is busy Floyd | with the sixth! Yes, yes, I know. 200 km is much deeper than the Floyd | original plan we discussed but he is a man of such vision and vast Floyd | resources that it is hard to say no, even if it is very dangerous. But Floyd | I have many contingency plans to make sure nothing bad will happen. Floyd | Floyd | Mr. Goldtooth does not allow me to go out of my room for fear of Floyd | danger to me. He is so kind. My room is lovely though with a Floyd | comfortable bed, all the equipment I need to do my experiments and a Floyd | computer. Sometimes he requires me to keep an eye on the compound Floyd | through the surveillance system but that gives me an opportunity to Floyd | remember you mother. There is not much to do for entertainment so I Floyd | have started doing random experiments with my chemical equipment. So Floyd | far I have discovered an easy-to-make poisonous gas, a new precious Floyd | metal and a way to make candy floss! Floyd | Floyd | I love you and I hope to see you soon. Floyd | Floyd | Your son. Floyd | Bounfiglio Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "not yet" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I think lick is sadly unimplemented." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "lick man" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "search suit" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "open suit" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x secret compartment" | ||||
Floyd | The compartment is well hidden away but you manage to find it. There Floyd | is a secret document and a pen in the compartment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pen" | ||||
Floyd | On examination you discover it is not a pen but a lighter! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x document" | ||||
Floyd | A folder with Top Secret emblazened on the front and multiple pages Floyd | inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "read document" | ||||
Floyd | A folder with Top Secret emblazened on the front and multiple pages Floyd | inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "open folder" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read pages" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is an envelope (empty). Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x equipment" | ||||
Floyd | On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry Floyd | equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff Floyd | into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen Floyd | burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it Floyd | then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is Floyd | on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "That description makes it sound more like carelessness on our spy's part than "ooh a gadget"" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x board" | ||||
Floyd | It looks like a type of map or chart is drawn on the board. On top it Floyd | says Dalton's Table of Elements . Below the title about 20 chemical Floyd | elements are listed with some weird associated symbols. Maybe you Floyd | missed something at school but you never realised that soda and lime Floyd | was chemical elements. On closer inspection it seems that the starting Floyd | letter of each element looks like a button that can be pushed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x elements" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x soda" | ||||
Floyd | The Soda button is off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read board" | ||||
Floyd | It looks like a type of map or chart is drawn on the board. On top it Floyd | says Dalton's Table of Elements . Below the title about 20 chemical Floyd | elements are listed with some weird associated symbols. Maybe you Floyd | missed something at school but you never realised that soda and lime Floyd | was chemical elements. On closer inspection it seems that the starting Floyd | letter of each element looks like a button that can be pushed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x elements" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lime" | ||||
Floyd | The Lime button is off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | A normal office desk with two drawers. There is an envelope and a Floyd | computer on the desk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x envelope" | ||||
Floyd | Written on the envelope is a name Ciosa Avogadro. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "open envelope" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "man, this game." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I just thought I'd say it before inky did." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Also, I'm super laggy now, again, darn it." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I meant to say, 'man, this game' right after the bit with the happy meal." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open drawers" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open left drawer" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open top drawer" | ||||
Floyd | You open the top drawer, revealing a bar of platina, a bar of lead and Floyd | a bar of mercury. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "*bar* of mercury?" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x platina" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the bar of platina or the Platina button? Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "ha" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x mercury" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the bar of mercury or the Mercury button? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x bar of mercury" | ||||
Floyd | A bar of mercury Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says, "maybe the room is very cold" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is an envelope (empty). Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open bottom drawer" | ||||
Floyd | You open the bottom drawer, revealing a soda can and a box of berries. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push platina" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the bar of platina or the Platina button? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||||
Floyd | envelope: Taken. Floyd | bar of platina: Taken. Floyd | bar of lead: Taken. Floyd | bar of mercury: Taken. Floyd | soda can: Taken. Floyd | box of berries: Taken. Floyd | unconcious and restrained man: That is not possible. Floyd | secret document: Taken. Floyd | first page: Taken. Floyd | second page: Taken. Floyd | third page: Taken. Floyd | pen: Taken. Floyd | paper: Taken. Floyd | ventilation system: That is not possible. Floyd | desk: That is not possible. Floyd | table: That is not possible. Floyd | board: That is not possible. Floyd | gapdoor: That is not possible. Floyd | bed: That is not possible. Floyd | computer: That is not possible. Floyd | red bucket: That is not possible. Floyd | blue bucket: That is not possible. Floyd | bunsen burner: That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yipes" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x soda can" | ||||
Floyd | An empty soda can. I guess Bounfiglio was thirsty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x berries" | ||||
Floyd | On closer inspection it is a box of Baryies and not berries. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "sort of sorry, but I think that's probably the faster way of finding the items here" | |||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x first page" | ||||
Floyd | C.A.T. Floyd | Clandestine Agents of Tolerance Floyd | Floyd | Mission briefing Floyd | Floyd | Agent: Drama Queen 7 Floyd | Floyd | Background: Floyd | We have had reports that Manfred Goldtooth, the reclusive Floyd | multi-billionaire and owner of M.O.U.C.E., has been acquiring heavy Floyd | duty drilling machinery and using it in various locations around the Floyd | world. No sources can confirm the reason for this machinery and Floyd | therefore the top brass has requisted a clandestine reconnaisance of Floyd | his compound in Amoebistan. Floyd | Floyd | Mission: Penetrate the M.O.U.C.E. compound and acquire intel on the Floyd | various activities happening. Report all intel to HQ immediately on Floyd | supplied communciation device and escape from the compound A.S.A.P. Floyd | IMPORTANT: Do not make any field decisions by yourself. Always consult Floyd | with HQ before any extraordinary actions are considered. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "since I don't think we'd ever have realised how to read the documents" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x second page" | ||||
Floyd | Auxillary Intel Floyd | Floyd | M.O.U.C.E. : Masters Of Universal Control on Everyone. Peculiar name Floyd | for a company but thus far M.O.U.C.E. has been benign in its Floyd | activities. Revenue is based upon a variety of products ranging from Floyd | fizzy drink to shampoo. Ironically their biggest seller is cat food. Floyd | The company is well known for its massive research departments. The Floyd | company is exclusively owned by the phlegmatic and reclusive Manfred Floyd | Goldtooth. Floyd | Floyd | Manfred Goldtooth: Not much is known about the man or his meteoric Floyd | rise to success. It is known that he grew up in the hills of Floyd | Amoebistan as a chicken herder. After the civil war he became an Floyd | important figure in local politics and fromthere extended his reach Floyd | into business. He has no living family left except for his mother who Floyd | is currently residing in the "Smoky Hills Retirement Village". Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang asks, "Amoebistan?" | |||
| DavidW says, "It's all about mothers." | ||||
| Fang asks, "a divisive place?" | ||||
| Johnny says, "I was prounouncing it moose" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Fang), "It's a country. Very small." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee" | ||||
| Fang asks, "I hear it's two countries now?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x third page" | ||||
Floyd | Auxillary Intel Floyd | Floyd | Agent Sleeping Beauty: We were fortunate to have our top agent in the Floyd | area when the initial order was received. Agent Sleeping Beauty was Floyd | ordered to do a brief scan of the M.O.U.C.E premises but since then we Floyd | have lost contact with her. We suspect that her communication device Floyd | stopped working. Your secondary goal is to find Agent Sleeping Beauty Floyd | and to assist her in any way that she instructs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x paper" | ||||
Floyd | To-do list Floyd | - Write letter to mom Floyd | - Buy some snacks Floyd | - Experiment with super explosive elements Floyd | - Document deadly poison formulae Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In a different handwriting an extra point was added to the end of the Floyd | list - Drill to the centre of the earth, hold the world at ransom and Floyd | becone an evil dictator! Floyd | You suspect this might have been added by Mr.Goldtooth. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x secret document" | ||||
Floyd | A folder with Top Secret emblazened on the front and multiple pages Floyd | inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push platina button" | ||||
Floyd | The P of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push platina button" | ||||
Floyd | The Platina button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x buttons" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger arrives, full of fun and funk. | DavidW says, "uh, you shouldn't play with stuff without consulting our HQ." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x computer" | ||||
Floyd | A brand new computer with the latest specs. The computer is turned Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline is wondering what any of this has to do with drama queens. | |||
| Fang says, "I figured that was just a guideline" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I think we're Agent Drama Queen 7. It's our codename." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the Hydrogen button, the Azote button, the Carbon Floyd | button, the Oxygen button, the Phosphorus button, the Sulphur button, Floyd | the Magnesia button, the Lime button, the Soda button, the Potash Floyd | button, the Strontian button, the Baryies button, the Iron button, the Floyd | Zinc button, the Lead button, the Silver button, the Gold button, the Floyd | Platina button, the Mercury button or the Copper button? Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to Fang), "hooray" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "snrk" | ||||
| Johnny says, "Drama Queen 7 is a C.A.T. agent" | ||||
| Roger says, "Oh, it's one of THESE games" | ||||
| Fang says, "I assume we need to spell out something with these elements" | ||||
| Fang says, "or maybe not" | ||||
| Roger says, "I could go for a lime & soda right now" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push lime button" | ||||
Floyd | The Li of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push soda button" | ||||
Floyd | The So of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push soda button" | ||||
Floyd | The Soda button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push mercury" | ||||
Floyd | (the bar of mercury) Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push mercury button" | ||||
Floyd | The Me of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x equipment" | ||||
Floyd | On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry Floyd | equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff Floyd | into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen Floyd | burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it Floyd | then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is Floyd | on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "We should really call HQ" | |||
| Fang says (to DW), "go ahead" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "call agency" | ||||
Floyd | If you are need of assistance please ask for one of the agents on duty Floyd | to be dispatched to your current location". Floyd | "Current agents on duty is Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, Sidney Bristow, Floyd | James Bond, Austin Powers, Maxwell Smart and Chuck." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "We should also save." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf8" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I don't know who the first three are." | |||
| DavidW says, "or Chuck." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask for chuck" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: A nerd shack operator will be with you in a moment. Floyd | Chuck: Welcome to the Nerd-shack. Computer geeks by day and secret Floyd | super computer by night. How may I help you? Floyd | You: Uhm, yeah I'm having some computer trouble. Floyd | Chuck: I understand sir, I'm guessing you are running that new MOUCIX Floyd | operating system. It's a cliff hanger I tell you. Most people struggle Floyd | with the simplistic controls. All you need to do is type in the Floyd | commands you want the computer to run. The commands are pretty basic, Floyd | LIST will show you the files on the computer and then you only need to Floyd | type in the filename to open it up. Some systems have some special Floyd | extra commands. Do you know which version you are running? Floyd | You: I think it's 6.2.0.0 Floyd | Chuck <sidf43mn44d65jshaskda87ndha322ghjddhj678kasdkj> Wow buddy, just Floyd | had a flash there. Your computer has two special commands installed: Floyd | Escape and Shop. You might want to check that out. Floyd | You: Great, thanks for the help. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "escape" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "All the J.B.s are pretty much the same" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "shop" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "type escape" | ||||
Floyd | The computer screen remains blank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on computer" | ||||
Floyd | You hear the whizzing of the computer as it boots up and then the Floyd | screen becomes alive with the MOUCIX logo. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger asks, "Did we turn it on?" | |||
| DavidW says, "no, we hadn't." | ||||
| Roger says, "Oh there we go." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "list" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type list" | ||||
Floyd | LOG101 Floyd | LOG137 Floyd | LOG138 Floyd | LOG179 Floyd | LOG196 Floyd | LOG311 Floyd | LOG314 Floyd | LOG324 Floyd | LOG348 Floyd | LOG389 Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "log101" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log101" | ||||
Floyd | I have completed the details of the plan for Mr. Goldtooth. We will Floyd | need exactly six tunnels extending towards the earth's core for about Floyd | 30 km each. I have computed exactly where each of these needs to be Floyd | drilled. The sixth tunnel is the important one. Without its support Floyd | the interconnections between the other tunnels will eventually Floyd | collapse and be rendered useless. At the same time the tunnels are Floyd | drilled we will need to work on the machinery that will convert the Floyd | geothermal energy into a conduitive form. Floyd | > | Ellison says, "man, DavidW made 'ask for Chuck' look so easy. I couldn't out how to ask for anybody." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log137" | ||||
Floyd | The first tunnels are being drilled but it seems that they are going Floyd | deeper than the initial 30 km I have asked for. I am not too concerned Floyd | but I will recheck my calculations to determine what its effects will Floyd | be. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log38" | ||||
Floyd | Command not recognized Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log138" | ||||
Floyd | My calculations are disturbing yet delightful. Drilling deeper will Floyd | certainly aid the project considerably. It would be so much easier to Floyd | tap into the energy source of the earth this way. But it is dangerous Floyd | territory, a minor explosion at that depth will trigger a cataclysmic Floyd | events on the earth's surface. Volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis. Ice Floyd | caps will melt, the magnetism of the earth will reverse. This will Floyd | destroy everything in its path. The only place that would be safe is Floyd | to be anywhere on the axis of the epicentre. Like here at the Floyd | compound. We would be perfectly safe. We wouldn't even feel a thing. Floyd | Floyd | I need to take this information to Mr. goldtooth right away, he would Floyd | know what to do. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log179" | ||||
Floyd | I must admit, I was shocked. But eventually I have come to understand Floyd | and support Mr. Goldtooth's plan. For years I have been mocked by men. Floyd | My theories worthless to them. They are but scum not worthy of living. Floyd | But we will start again. Through my geothermal tunnel system we will Floyd | be able to remove the lesser men, the dregs of society and restart Floyd | with a small group of survivors. We will rule. We will determine the Floyd | way of the new society and it will be glorious. Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I suspect the physics and chemistry in this game are perhaps not entirely accurate." | |||
| DavidW says, "mm" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log196" | ||||
Floyd | The enemies have come. First it was the woman. We have captured her Floyd | (with some difficulty) and I am monitoring her in the room next to Floyd | mine. Her end will come soon. But now this other incompetent fool also Floyd | arrived. Thinking he could elude our superior security mechanisms. I Floyd | have converted my bed into an ... interrogation unit. I will find out Floyd | what he knows. Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Sleeping Beauty is in next room. Got it." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "yeah" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log311" | ||||
Floyd | I have been experimenting with my chemicals and have discovered some Floyd | wonderful things. I aim to document them all. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log314" | ||||
Floyd | Rust accelarator: Although I cannot determine its commercial use but Floyd | this gas is effective. In my tests I have determined that it can rust Floyd | a car down to nothing within two minutes. All I need is to feed the Floyd | chemiconverter some lead, carbon and baryies. Floyd | > | inky says, "oho" | |||
| Roger says, "I think that last one is extracted from capybaras" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log324" | ||||
Floyd | Candy Floss: Two parts Azote, a dash of Soda and add Potash for Floyd | flavour. Floyd | > | Ellison says, "hee" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log348" | ||||
Floyd | Poison Gas: Highly toxic. Have to take extreme care especially since Floyd | it is is so easy to manufacture. Carbon and Mercury does not normally Floyd | mix but in my chemiconverter the perfect balance of heat and osmosis Floyd | creates this powerful weapon. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log389" | ||||
Floyd | It took a lot of experimentation and a lot of ... cleaning up. Luckily Floyd | labour in Amoebistan is cheap. To make it is a two step process. First Floyd | combine carbon and lead to start the catalyzation process. This will Floyd | produce a green substance (I am thinking of calling it CIOSAMINA, Floyd | after mother off course). Then combine this green substance with Floyd | Platina and it will produce the super-explosive gas. Note: The gas Floyd | will only explode when it comes into contact with oxygen. Floyd | > | Roger says, "Haha, the perfect blend of heat and osmosis" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a paper Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a box of berries Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of lead Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "shall we talk to another agent?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Sure." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask for bond" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent James Bond has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. On screen you see Agent 007, in a souped up Austin Martin, Floyd | entering the compound. Somehow he manages to drive down the stairs. Floyd | He enters the hallway and stops in front of the prison door which he Floyd | commences to open up. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Looking upon her handsome saviour, Agent Beauty falls crazily in love Floyd | with Agent Bond and gives him a passionate kiss. Then they both jump Floyd | into the car, drive down to the cavern, annihilate the technicians and Floyd | press the self-destruct button on the drill. With a few seconds Floyd | remaining they speed up and out of the compound before the drill Floyd | explodes and collapses in onto itself. The screen returns to normal. Floyd | Floyd | The world is now safe and Agent Sleeping Beauty has escaped, but you Floyd | feel at loss as you never were able to share your feelings with her. Floyd | . Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "wow" | ||||
| Fang says, "lets not use the agents until we require them" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x vent" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | If you stand on your toes you might just be able to put something into Floyd | the ventialtion shaft but otherwise it is too small to consider as a Floyd | means of escape. It looks like nothing is in the ventilation duct. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "open ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "I guess this is for the poison gas" | |||
| Fang asks, "we probably want the ruster... I assume the paper stuff is carbon?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x paper" | ||||
Floyd | To-do list Floyd | - Write letter to mom Floyd | - Buy some snacks Floyd | - Experiment with super explosive elements Floyd | - Document deadly poison formulae Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In a different handwriting an extra point was added to the end of the Floyd | list - Drill to the centre of the earth, hold the world at ransom and Floyd | becone an evil dictator! Floyd | You suspect this might have been added by Mr.Goldtooth. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x equipment" | ||||
Floyd | On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry Floyd | equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff Floyd | into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen Floyd | burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it Floyd | then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is Floyd | on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x red bucket" | ||||
Floyd | It's red and you put stuff in it. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put lead into red" | ||||
Floyd | (the bar of lead into the red bucket) Floyd | You put the bar of lead into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put paper into red" | ||||
Floyd | You put the paper into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm. I bet the board and the buttons go with the SHOP option on the computer. So we can get the elements that are missing." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put berries into red" | ||||
Floyd | You put the box of berries into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "hmm" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "type shop" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to Ahmed's online tuck shop. Today we have lovely goodies at a Floyd | special price for you: Peanuts, Printers, Pomegranates, Pies and Floyd | Sauerkraut. Just type the item you would like and we express deliver Floyd | it to your doorstep. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "press carbon button" | ||||
Floyd | The C of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "press lead button" | ||||
Floyd | The L of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "press berries button" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "press buttons" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push buttons" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the Hydrogen button, the Azote button, the Carbon Floyd | button, the Oxygen button, the Phosphorus button, the Sulphur button, Floyd | the Magnesia button, the Lime button, the Soda button, the Potash Floyd | button, the Strontian button, the Baryies button, the Iron button, the Floyd | Zinc button, the Lead button, the Silver button, the Gold button, the Floyd | Platina button, the Mercury button or the Copper button? Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang asks, "what is baryies?" | |||
| Fang says, "I assumed it was a misspelt berries" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Plural of baryium?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push baryies" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the box of berries or the Baryies button? Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "..." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x berries" | ||||
Floyd | On closer inspection it is a box of Baryies and not berries. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "..............." | |||
| DavidW says, "I'm confused what you're trying to do." | ||||
| Fang says, "I'm making the rust accelerator" | ||||
| Johnny says, "He's trying to push the box of Baryies" | ||||
| Johnny says, "Or that" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), ";I'm making the rust accelerator" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push baryies button" | ||||
Floyd | The B of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "well, you need carbon, and I don't think you have any." | |||
| Fang says, "I... oooh" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take paper" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "light paper" | ||||
Floyd | You set the paper on fire with the lighter-pen and all that remains is Floyd | ashes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push ashes in red" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to push Ashes inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x ashes" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about Ashes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take ashes" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Ashes Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put ashes in red" | ||||
Floyd | You put Ashes into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push carbon button" | ||||
Floyd | The Carbon button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push carbon button" | ||||
Floyd | The C of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x equipment" | ||||
Floyd | On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry Floyd | equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff Floyd | into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen Floyd | burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it Floyd | then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is Floyd | on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x burner" | ||||
Floyd | The burner is off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "turn on burner" | ||||
Floyd | You start the chemiconverter by igniting the burner. You hear the Floyd | chemicals gurgle and gargle. Floyd | Floyd | Poof. All the chemicals are gone and you are left with nothing.The Floyd | burner turns itself off. Floyd | Floyd | A beaker with Rusting Accelarator gas appears in the blue bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I like how we're walking around in a suit and jacket, but carrying our shoe. That won't look the least bit odd." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take beaker" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x rusting" | ||||
Floyd | A beaker of rusting accelarator. Quick working stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison has disconnected. | ||||
| Ellison has connected. | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take rusting" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "the author really isn't so good with states of matter" | |||
| DavidW asks, "And what are we going to rust today?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Not if we're expecting a call." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Fang), "This is a magicalfantastychemistryland." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search walls" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search floor" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "rust ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search east wall" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to search east. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "It's sorta the opposite of an educational game. It's actively destroying what little chemistry I remember." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x ventilation system" | ||||
Floyd | If you stand on your toes you might just be able to put something into Floyd | the ventialtion shaft but otherwise it is too small to consider as a Floyd | means of escape. It looks like nothing is in the ventilation duct. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "haha" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put rusting in ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | You put Rusting Accelarator into the ventilation system. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I seem to remember 'take all' trying to get a 'gapdoor'. Where is that?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I was thinking that earlier... 'Gosh, I hope no teenagers play this... it'll mess them up for finals week!'" | ||||
| Fang says, "oh yeah" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take rusting" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x gapdoor" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think the poison gas would be a better choice for the vents." | |||
| Fang says, "..." | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "x restraints" | ||||
Floyd | The restraints are closed around your feet and arms Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "Woah what" | |||
| DavidW says, "no, the restraints are on the man." | ||||
| Fang says, "Well, I was hoping the vents would connect us to sleeping beauty" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type escape" | ||||
Floyd | Escape sequence initiated. Please enter password: Floyd | > | Fang says, "no john you are the demons" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says (to Fang), "hahaha" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type shop" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to Ahmed's online tuck shop. Today we have lovely goodies at a Floyd | special price for you: Peanuts, Printers, Pomegranates, Pies and Floyd | Sauerkraut. Just type the item you would like and we express deliver Floyd | it to your doorstep. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type peanuts" | ||||
Floyd | You order some peanuts. As promised Ahmed arrive in double time at the Floyd | compound and deliver the peanuts to Mr. Goldtooth who promptly eats Floyd | them all. Glutton. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "type printers" | ||||
Floyd | You order some printers. As promised Ahmed arrive in double time at Floyd | the compound and deliver the printers to the IT department. They are Floyd | ecstatic. Floyd | > | Fang says, "this must be some kind of injoke I'm not getting" | |||
| Roger says, "Beats me" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type sauerkraut" | ||||
Floyd | You order some Suaerkraut. As promised Ahmed arrive in double time at Floyd | the compound and deliver the Sauerkraut to Mr. Goldtooth who digs into Floyd | it with gusto. After a few minutes he start breaking out in sports Floyd | which starts to swell up. He starts to struggle for breath and Floyd | collapses on the floor, dead. Floyd | Floyd | Congratulations, you have eliminated Goldtooth! Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "I dunno, it's just the author not wanting to implement stuff" | |||
| inky says, "wow" | ||||
| inky asks, "did you know that he was allergic?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "no." | ||||
| Roger says, "That many vowels will kill anyone" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Perhaps we're supposed to figure it out else where." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I hate when I break out in sports." | ||||
| DavidW says, "You get points in your end zone." | ||||
| Roger says, "This has definite mst3k potential" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | There is no score in this story. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Roger), "snrk" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x goldtooth" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "full" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "full score" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | There is no score in this story. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to game), "Well, there should be." | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "objectives" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "pour rusting on restraints" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "This is a wacky game." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky asks, "there's really no door at all?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look behind board" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||||
Floyd | On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry Floyd | equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff Floyd | into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen Floyd | burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it Floyd | then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is Floyd | on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look behind table" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "well, there must be a door somewhere." | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to David), "Yes. Yes, it is a wacky game. That is very true." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lead button" | ||||
Floyd | The L of the button is glowing red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "take man" | ||||
Floyd | That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison asks, "we can see Sleeping Beauty in a security monitor?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x board" | ||||
Floyd | It looks like a type of map or chart is drawn on the board. On top it Floyd | says Dalton's Table of Elements . Below the title about 20 chemical Floyd | elements are listed with some weird associated symbols. Maybe you Floyd | missed something at school but you never realised that soda and lime Floyd | was chemical elements. On closer inspection it seems that the starting Floyd | letter of each element looks like a button that can be pushed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger asks, "Do we want to churn through the rest of the spy contact list?" | |||
| DavidW asks, "hm. There's no obvious way to see which buttons are lit, is there?" | ||||
| McMartin says, "Voting Ellison's line best out of context quote overall" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to McMartin), "haha - you've not yet muted? Awesome." | ||||
| DavidW says, "There isn't a monitor, so I have no idea how we know what's happening elsewhere." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hydrogen" | ||||
Floyd | The Hydrogen button is off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x c" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x carbon" | ||||
Floyd | The C of the button is glowing red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "x buttons" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "x keyboard" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push carbon" | ||||
Floyd | The Carbon button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push lead" | ||||
Floyd | The Lead button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push gold" | ||||
Floyd | The G of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push gold" | ||||
Floyd | The Gold button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type azote" | ||||
Floyd | Command not recognized Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type shop" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to Ahmed's online tuck shop. Today we have lovely goodies at a Floyd | special price for you: Peanuts, Printers, Pomegranates, Pies and Floyd | Sauerkraut. Just type the item you would like and we express deliver Floyd | it to your doorstep. Floyd | > | Fang asks, "what are you trying to do?" | |||
| DavidW says, "well, I'm wondering if we can spell out elements with their abbrevs." | ||||
| DavidW says, "like LI (lime) + ME (Mercury) = LIME." | ||||
| DavidW says, "but maybe talking to other agents would be better" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask for austin" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent Austin Powers has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. On screen you see Agent Powers, dressed in a phsychadelic Floyd | green suit, walking through the compound. He seems very familiar with Floyd | the surroundings. You watch as he walks into Manfred Goldtooth's Floyd | office and they give each other a big bear hug! Then Goldtooth takes Floyd | out a big suitcase filled with money and gives it to Powers. The Floyd | traitor! He has sold you out. You bet he is the reason why you and Floyd | agent sleeping beauty was captured (your own incompetence not Floyd | withstanding). Powers retires to the empty office where he gleefully Floyd | continues counting his money and singing. The screen returns to Floyd | normal. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "except we killed Goldtooth earlier, no?" | |||
| Roger says, "Damn that zombie goldtooth" | ||||
| Roger says, "Also I can't stop thinking about the kobold boss from WoW" | ||||
| DavidW says, "OH! I have an idea." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type escape" | ||||
Floyd | Escape sequence initiated. Please enter password: Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type ciosa" | ||||
Floyd | Command not recognized Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push carbon" | ||||
Floyd | The C of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push iron" | ||||
Floyd | The I of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push oxygen" | ||||
Floyd | The O of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push sulphur" | ||||
Floyd | The S of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push azote" | ||||
Floyd | The A of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lead" | ||||
Floyd | The Lead button is off. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "I think we should just make the poison gas" | |||
| DavidW says, "Go ahead" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log389" | ||||
Floyd | It took a lot of experimentation and a lot of ... cleaning up. Luckily Floyd | labour in Amoebistan is cheap. To make it is a two step process. First Floyd | combine carbon and lead to start the catalyzation process. This will Floyd | produce a green substance (I am thinking of calling it CIOSAMINA, Floyd | after mother off course). Then combine this green substance with Floyd | Platina and it will produce the super-explosive gas. Note: The gas Floyd | will only explode when it comes into contact with oxygen. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "open gapdoor" | ||||
Floyd | You open the gapdoor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x gapdoor" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hey!" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | There is an opening in the north wall that leads to a hallway. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "north" | |||
| Roger says, "Alright baby-Ts" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x north" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing unexpected in that direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | The guards are a bit surprised to see you suddenly walk into the Floyd | hallway. They pull their guns on you and order you to hold your hands Floyd | up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Rusting Accelarator Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Grr I am sick of teh lag." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x suit" | ||||
Floyd | One standard issue secret agent suit. No gadgets but at least it has a Floyd | secret compartment. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "Rust their guns away, maybe" | |||
| Fang says, "hmm" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | The guards are a bit surprised to see you suddenly walk into the Floyd | hallway. They pull their guns on you and order you to hold your hands Floyd | up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "throw rusting at guards" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "I've got a secret compartment too. In my pants." | |||
| DavidW says, "the verb won't be 'pour'." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "throw rusting at guard" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "throw rust at guard" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "open rusting" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "rust guns" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put rusting on guns" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x guards" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x rusting" | ||||
Floyd | A beaker of rusting accelarator. Quick working stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "drop rusting" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "sigh" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "my" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I guess the 'guns' aren't implemented." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw rusting at guards" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "I'm not even sure the guards are" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x guards" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "huh. You're right." | |||
| Roger says (to floyd), "put hands up" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | (from Jacqueline) Jacqueline says, "I thought you meant the gun in Roger's secret compartment." | |||
| Roger says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | The guards are a bit surprised to see you suddenly walk into the Floyd | hallway. They pull their guns on you and order you to hold your hands Floyd | up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | You will need to find some way to open the door. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison asks, "how did we find the gapdoor?" | |||
| DavidW says, "'take all'" | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You try to make a quick run for the stairs but the guards open up Floyd | their full array of weapons on you, mowing you down. Floyd | Floyd | You have completed 1 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game Floyd | endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one Floyd | way to complete a task. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "moo" | |||
| DavidW says, "I'm getting less enchanted and want to go eat a bowl of cereal right now." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake man" | ||||
Floyd | That seems unnecessary. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "kiss man" | ||||
Floyd | Keep your mind on the game. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Do we know our objectives? Like, have they been explicitly spelled out or just implied?" | |||
| DavidW says, "The pages said what to do." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh right." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I would be okay with a cereal break." | ||||
| DavidW says, "'k. afk." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Like, how long do you need, D?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I would make some tea and such." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "hm... 15 min?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "oh, I don't need long. That will be plenty." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "cool" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I will be ready again as soon as my freakin' kettle is." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "huh. Turns out that hob isn't working." | ||||
| Roger says, "Just keep waiting" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Anyway, I'm good otherwise. I'll just have to nip off when the kettle calls." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "Thank you. You're very helpful." | ||||
| Roger says, "This game taught me a lot about how water-boiling works" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "haha" | ||||
| Roger says, "A perfect balance of heat and osmosis, is all you need" | ||||
| DavidW says, "back" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "That's just it: I don't have the perfect balance of heat because my stove is b0rked." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Had two bowls of Cocoa Rice Krispies with some shredded coconut added. Like nanaimo bars without the butter." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "heh" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "mmkay, where were we?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh right, we were deaded." | ||||
| Roger says, "Trying to get past guards" | ||||
| DavidW says, "well, I think we want to somehow rescue Beauty." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "hold up hands" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hold up. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think putting the gas in the vent might do it" | |||
| Roger asks, "The poison gas?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Rusting Accelarator Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yeah" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "How will *we* breathe?" | ||||
| Roger says, "Go for it" | ||||
| Fang says, "I'm scared that might kill sleeping beauty" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, I know, we can breathe through our shoe." | ||||
| DavidW says, "We'll be in our room. The vent will magically waft the gas away from us 'cause we're the good guy." | ||||
| Roger asks, "Who wrote this, anyway?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "I see." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Or we might die horribly." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "More of the magicalfantasylandchemistry." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "type list" | ||||
Floyd | LOG101 Floyd | LOG137 Floyd | LOG138 Floyd | LOG179 Floyd | LOG196 Floyd | LOG311 Floyd | LOG314 Floyd | LOG324 Floyd | LOG348 Floyd | LOG389 Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "We might get sports and die" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "burn second page" | ||||
Floyd | You set the second page on fire with the lighter-pen and all that Floyd | remains is ashes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "lets burn something we will never want to read again" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "It was written by HermDog." | ||||
| DavidW asks (of Fang), "Such as?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Rusting Accelarator Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "burn secret document" | ||||
Floyd | You set the secret document on fire with the lighter-pen and all that Floyd | remains is ashes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Ashes Floyd | Rusting Accelarator Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "We don't need that?" | |||
| Fang says, "we only need the pages" | ||||
| Fang says, "inside it" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put ashes in red bucket" | ||||
Floyd | You put Ashes into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put mercury in red bucket" | ||||
Floyd | (the bar of mercury in the red bucket) Floyd | You put the bar of mercury into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "light burner" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot burn that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on burner" | ||||
Floyd | You start the chemiconverter by igniting the burner. You hear the Floyd | chemicals gurgle and gargle. Floyd | Floyd | Poof. All the chemicals are gone and you are left with nothing.The Floyd | burner turns itself off. Floyd | Floyd | A beaker with Poisonous gas appears in the blue bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take gas" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x it" | ||||
Floyd | A beaker of poisonous. Very deadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang exclaims, "good thing there's no oxygen in this room!" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf9" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline giggles. | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put it in vent" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "maybe we can get a bar of oxygen somewhere" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put gas in vent" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gas" | ||||
Floyd | A beaker of poisonous. Very deadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put gas in ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | You put Poisonous gas into the ventilation system. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take gas" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "I think I saw a bar of oxygen around here somewhere" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "sorry." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "yay" | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "open gas" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "open beaker" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "can we go north now?" | |||
| Roger says (to floyd), "break gas" | ||||
Floyd | There is nothing to attack Floyd | > | Roger says, "sure" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | The guards are a bit surprised to see you suddenly walk into the Floyd | hallway. They pull their guns on you and order you to hold your hands Floyd | up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm." | |||
| Fang says, "the guards are rather simple minded" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take gas" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw gas" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "verbose" | ||||
Floyd | Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best is now in its "verbose" mode, which Floyd | always gives long descriptions of locations (even if you've been there Floyd | before). Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "maybe we should talk to mom" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mum" | ||||
Floyd | You will need to end your current call before calling someone else. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "I'm all for talking" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "hang up" | ||||
Floyd | You end the phone call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mum" | ||||
Floyd | Like a good son you call your mother. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mum" | ||||
Floyd | Your mother is already on the line. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mom about herself" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask mum about man" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: I don't know what you are talking about honey. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mom for advice" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Huh? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask mum about drill" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask mum about me" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "tell mom about gas" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: I don't know what you are talking about honey. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mom about mom" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "clearly mother knows best" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask mum about agency" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Huh? Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "I'm not sure but I think the phrasing might be >ASK [SUBJECT]" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "about" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "ask mom" | ||||
Floyd | You: How are you mother? Floyd | Mother: Well you know it is quite comfortable here at Shady Oaks Floyd | Retirement Village, but I do get a bit lonely. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to mom" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "commands" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mom" | ||||
Floyd | You: How are you mother? Floyd | Mother: Well you know it is quite comfortable here at Shady Oaks Floyd | Retirement Village, but I do get a bit lonely. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask gas" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask drill" | ||||
Floyd | You: Goldtooth is drilling to the center of the earth and he will Floyd | unleash unknown devestation in an attempt to rule the world. Floyd | Mother: Well beat me with a wet banana. You must find a way to stop Floyd | those drills. Floyd | > | Fang says, "I think mother is HQ" | |||
| Ellison says, "ha ha" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask computer" | ||||
Floyd | You: I'm struggling to use the computer. It is difficult to work with. Floyd | Mother: What's a computer dear? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask guards" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask agency" | ||||
Floyd | You: Mum, I need to tell you something Floyd | Mother: Yes dear. Floyd | You: I'm not a shoe salesman. I am a secret agent working for a Floyd | clandestine government agency protecting the world from evil and bad Floyd | hairdo's. Floyd | Mother: I know dear. You told me last time you got trapped in a Floyd | difficult situation. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask me" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask man" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Huh? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask poison" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask avogadro" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | You: There is a ventilation system here but I can't get it to work. Floyd | Mother: Tell me about it. Out air-con is controlled from a central Floyd | office and the other day is blew in the most awful smells from Mr. Floyd | Burnside's room. That man's flatulence is incredible. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask equipment" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: I don't know what you are talking about honey. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chemistry" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Huh? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask sleeping" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask candy floss" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: I don't know what you are talking about honey. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | There is an opening in the north wall that leads to a hallway. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline waves and makes an isquiesque departure for home. | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask lab" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask ciosa" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask password" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Huh? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask escape" | ||||
Floyd | You: Some people captured me and stuck me in a laboratory on a torture Floyd | bed. Floyd | Mother: That is horrible. Someone must save you. Won't that government Floyd | types send in the artillery or something? Floyd | You: Yes mum. When you are very important they send in the artillery. Floyd | I'm sure they will come soon. Floyd | Mother: I don't know. You can never trust those government types. Floyd | Especially the sneaky ones. I will come over as soon as I get my Floyd | medicine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask medicine" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline arrives, ready to play with the toys. | Jacqueline asks, "Ugh. Whaddimiss?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask escape" | ||||
Floyd | You: Some people captured me and stuck me in a laboratory on a torture Floyd | bed. Floyd | Mother: That is horrible. Someone must save you. Won't that government Floyd | types send in the artillery or something? Floyd | You: Yes mum. When you are very important they send in the artillery. Floyd | I'm sure they will come soon. Floyd | Mother: I don't know. You can never trust those government types. Floyd | Especially the sneaky ones. I will come over as soon as I get my Floyd | medicine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "tell escape" | ||||
Floyd | You: Some people captured me and stuck me in a laboratory on a torture Floyd | bed. Floyd | Mother: That is horrible. Someone must save you. Won't that government Floyd | types send in the artillery or something? Floyd | You: Yes mum. When you are very important they send in the artillery. Floyd | I'm sure they will come soon. Floyd | Mother: I don't know. You can never trust those government types. Floyd | Especially the sneaky ones. I will come over as soon as I get my Floyd | medicine. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "maybe we should call Jack Bauer to deal with the guards" | |||
| DavidW says, "that's about it" | ||||
| Ellison says, "was wondering if it'd be different" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask saurkraut" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "hang up" | ||||
Floyd | You end the phone call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask pies" | ||||
Floyd | There is not really anyone to talk to. You might want to mak a phone Floyd | call and ask them about things or tell them about things. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "er" | |||
| Ellison asks, "I don't think the note said anything about temperature changes, but can we light or burn something in the ventilation shaft?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call agency" | ||||
Floyd | You dutifully call your handlers. Floyd | "Welcome to the C.A.T. emergency help-line. If you are need of Floyd | assistance please ask for one of the agents on duty to be dispatched Floyd | to your current location". Floyd | "Current agents on duty is Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, Sidney Bristow, Floyd | James Bond, Austin Powers, Maxwell Smart and Chuck." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call jack bauer" | ||||
Floyd | I don't know that number. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | The guards are a bit surprised to see you suddenly walk into the Floyd | hallway. They pull their guns on you and order you to hold your hands Floyd | up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "jack bauer" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "well, it sounds as if we need to get a control for the vent system." | |||
| Roger says (to floyd), "ask for jack bauer" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent Jack Bauer has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. You watch on screen as Agent Bauer breaks into the compound Floyd | and starts searching around. Floyd | Floyd | After much searching he is unable to find anything but a guard which Floyd | he bashes up and then he leaves. Floyd | Floyd | It was ugly but you have learned many lessons on effective torture. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | There is an opening in the north wall that leads to a hallway. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "torture man" | ||||
Floyd | With a slap in the face you wake up Mr. Bounfiglio. He seems unwilling Floyd | to answer questions so you start implementing some of the most Floyd | terrifying torture methods you know, namely tickling of the feet. At Floyd | first he tries to resist but eventually he can't take it any longer. Floyd | He starts telling you everything he knows from his earliest childhood Floyd | memories to the size of Mr. Goldtooth's underwear. Most importantly he Floyd | tells you that typing "GEOTHERMALNUCLEARENERGY" on the computer will Floyd | open every door in the compound. Spent of energy and secrets he Floyd | collapses again unconcious. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "my" | |||
| Fang says, "well, well" | ||||
| Fang says, "he's just telling us what we want to hear though. Torture never gives useful information" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "ha" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "type escape" | ||||
Floyd | Escape sequence initiated. Please enter password: Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "type geothermalnuclearenergy" | ||||
Floyd | you type in the password and press <ENTER>. Somewhere you hear the Floyd | souns of multiple doors unlocking. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call agency" | ||||
Floyd | If you are need of assistance please ask for one of the agents on duty Floyd | to be dispatched to your current location". Floyd | "Current agents on duty is Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, Sidney Bristow, Floyd | James Bond, Austin Powers, Maxwell Smart and Chuck." Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang asks, "I guess sidney bristow might knock out the guards?" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "cf10" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I have no idea. Who is he?" | |||
| Fang says, "Alias spygirl" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Sorry. Don't know him. or her." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask for sidney bristow" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent Sidney Bristow has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. On screen you see the attractive Agent Bristow in an Floyd | outlandish dress. She works her way towards the hallway and charms her Floyd | way past the guards. Floyd | You see her open one of the doors and enter into the room where Floyd | Sleeping Beauty is! They talk a bit and then walk out the door. Floyd | Just as they step out of the door the guards surround them with guns Floyd | drawn. Sleeping Beauty tries for a quick getaway but both agents get Floyd | mowed down. Floyd | Floyd | Your true love has died! Floyd | Floyd | Eventually the guards remove their bodies and the screen returns to Floyd | normal. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "ah but which was our true love? We'd never know" | |||
| Fang asks, "who is maxwell smart?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Sleeping Beauty, I assume." | ||||
| Roger says, "jfc" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "ack" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Maxwell Smart is the bumbling secret agent of Get Smart, a tv show." | ||||
| Ellison says (to Fang), "the protagonist of Get Smart" | ||||
| Fang says, "ah" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask for maxwell smart" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent Maxwel Smart has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. On screen you see Agent Smart sneaking into the compound Floyd | only to be captured within five mintues. Floyd | Floyd | Smart: Would you believe that there is 500 elite paratroopers Floyd | converging on this position right now? Floyd | Floyd | Guard: I find that hard to believe. Floyd | Smart: How about a nuclear submarine? Floyd | Floyd | Guard: No I wouldn't. Floyd | Smart: Two drunks and an angry monkey? Floyd | Floyd | The guard grows tired of Smart's ranting and throws him out of the Floyd | compound. The screen returns to normal. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask for jason bourne" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent Jason Bourne has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. You watch on the screen how Agent Bourne enters the Floyd | compound and starts beating up guards with a rolled-up newspaper. He Floyd | works his way down into the hallway and dispacthes the three guards Floyd | with emaculate efficiency. Just as he finishes off the last guard he Floyd | pauses for a second. It looks like he has forgotten what he was doing. Floyd | He promptly turns around, walks away and leaves the compound. The Floyd | screen returns to normal Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | There is some dead guards lying around. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "there we go" | |||
| DavidW says, "okay" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x guards" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "and all the doors are open so we ought to be able to search around." | |||
| Fang asks, "wanna drive?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "not really" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Are we going to go find her?" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "looks like Beauty's cell is likely north, and the exist is west?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You open the prison door and find Agent Sleeping Beauty. She is Floyd | enamoured to see you. First things first, you decide to tell her of Floyd | your undying love for her. She is estatic and gives you a passionate Floyd | kiss. She will never leave your side again. Floyd | You return to the hallway. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "well, that was easy" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x beauty" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | There is some dead guards lying around. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "enamoured" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Poisonous gas Floyd | Rusting Accelarator Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "hmm" | |||
| DavidW asks, "Where'd she go?" | ||||
| Fang says, "clearly not into our inventory, however possessive we might feel" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | There is some dead guards lying around. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "She will never leave our side." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x side" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "She's probably like Obi Wan." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x beauty" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Maybe we can rescue her several times." | |||
| inky says, "you can't make out with ghost obi wan" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You open the prison door and find Agent Sleeping Beauty. She is Floyd | enamoured to see you. First things first, you decide to tell her of Floyd | your undying love for her. She is estatic and gives you a passionate Floyd | kiss. She will never leave your side again. Floyd | You return to the hallway. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "maybe she's invisible woman" | |||
| Fang says, "haha" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | There is some dead guards lying around. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "So we never even open her cell." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Together with Agent Sleeping Beauty you slip up the stairs and through Floyd | the now empty compound. Floyd | Floyd | You have escaped and saved your true love. Life can only get better Floyd | from here Floyd | You have completed 2 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game Floyd | endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one Floyd | way to complete a task. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have won *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Fang asks, "do we want to go for all the objectives?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "w00" | ||||
| DavidW says, "It'd be nice if we had a clue how to use the rusting agent or the gas." | ||||
| Fang says, "yeah" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Or the board of buttons, for that matter." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "hm, yeah" | ||||
| Fang says, "well, the board of buttons make sense, surely" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Or how we were supposed to find the gapdoor in the first place." | ||||
| Fang says, "yeah" | ||||
| Fang asks, "so hang on, did this game win a prize or something?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I don't remember, but I don't think so." | ||||
| Ellison says, "I bet 'geothermonuclearenergy' opens up the door if we hadn't done so" | ||||
| Fang asks, "why did we play it?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Because I hadn't played it." | ||||
| Fang says, "ah" | ||||
| DavidW says, "And it was released in 2010." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Fang), "Potentially we should be nominating this for a Xyzzy." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "Somehow, I don't think we will." | ||||
| Fang says, "heh" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Craziest game... did that get added as a new category?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "It wouldn't win that." | ||||
| Jacqueline exclaims, "Well no, but it's an honor just to be nominated!" | ||||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Fang asks, "really, what is a baryies?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I think it's 'barium' made to sound more like 'berries' so we could have a pun." | ||||
| Roger says, "That was my assumption" | ||||
| Roger asks, "Did the buttons ever do anything?" | ||||
| Roger asks, "But what's Azote?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Roger), "We didn't get them to do anything useful." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I don't have a guess about Azote." | ||||
| Roger says, "Game most likely designed to cash in on official hint books" | ||||
| inky says, "this very old table of the elements contains all this stuff: [LINK]" | ||||
| DavidW says, "oh. Azote = Nitrogen." | ||||
| Roger says, "Hunh" | ||||
| inky says, "(and even lime and soda)" | ||||
| inky says, "but presumably this game isn't set in 1805" | ||||
| DavidW | Antoine Lavoisier referred to it as "mephitic air" or azote, from the Greek word (azotos) meaning "lifeless". | ||||
| Roger says, "Hunh, mephits" | ||||
| Roger says, "(a minor elemental monster type in D&D)" | ||||
| Fang says, "wait, I thought the buttons were important for the bunsen burner" | ||||
| Roger says, "I don't think so" | ||||
| Roger asks, "Did the latest new year's speed-if get any entries?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Yes. Two. They were played last weekend." | ||||
| Roger says, "Ah" | ||||
| DavidW says, "[LINK]" | ||||
| DavidW says, "sez it should be Barytes, not Baryies." | ||||
| DavidW | Baryte, or barite, (BaSO4) is a mineral consisting of barium sulfate. | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, I suspect HermDog is not a native English speaker, fwiw. I always hate making that assumption, but... yeah." | ||||
| Roger says, "I think he may be an actual dog." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "hahahaaawwww." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I missed inky's link." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Fine, fine. I'll come clean: I am HermDog." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "irta lick" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Bruce has corrupted you." | ||||
| DavidW says, "and by Bruce, I mean Adam Thornton." | ||||
| DavidW says, "She must be lagging." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "hrm. afk" | ||||
| Roger disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | DavidW asks, "well, are we done? Or do people feel like poking it a bit more?" | |||
| DavidW says, "I suppose we should wait for Jacq regardless." | ||||
| Roger says, "I'm feeling all poked out" | ||||
| Ellison says, "I'll probably play with this game a bit on my own" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I suspect there's clever stuff we missed but it would take extra effort to figure out and might not be as fun." | ||||
| Ellison says, "it ended up being better than I expected" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I suppose the game's title didn't sound too inticing." | ||||
| Ellison says, "we never found out why we are such a drama queen" | ||||
| Fang has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||||
| Ellison has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | DavidW says, "Agent DQ7... License to Spit." | |||
| Roger asks, "What was it written in?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "version" | ||||
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Colours! Blue, orange and purple,... I like purple. Oooooh, look here Floyd | comes a green one. You watch in amazement as a whole swarm of red with Floyd | specks of yellow moves in and start chasing the other colours away. Floyd | You decide that this is improper and you will not stand for such Floyd | behaviour. You try hitting the red colours but you arms seem unable to Floyd | move. Next you try kicking it but your legs seem to be the weight of Floyd | icebergs. In a last ditch attempt you lick the colours. Floyd | Floyd | With a slap in the face you wake up and notice that next to you is a Floyd | decidedly unhappy man with a very wet arm. He stares angrily at you, Floyd | mutters under his breath, in language that mother would not approve Floyd | of, and walks of out of your view. Floyd | Floyd | Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best Floyd | An Interactive Spy Mission by HermDog Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100130 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory (on the bed) Floyd | You crane your neck to see where you are only to notice... not much. Floyd | It seems you are restrained on some kind of bed or torture device. Floyd | That would explain why you were unable to move your arms and legs. In Floyd | fact all you can move is your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Inform 7." | |||
| Roger says, "Hunh. I'm not sure why it was something else. Maybe things like 'Ashes'." | ||||
| DavidW has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Jacqueline says, "Sorry I had to step away - phone call from my mother." | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "I take it I can shut down Perry?" | ||||
| Ellison says, "I believe you can" | ||||
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