  
 
The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. Below is a transcript of Drama Queen 7 - Mother Knows Best, written by HermDog. Drama Queen 7 - Mother Knows Best was originally released as part of the Casual Gameplay Design Competition 7, where it took nineteenth place. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting the ifWiki.WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page. |
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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load dramaqueen" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Colours! Blue, orange and purple,... I like purple. Oooooh, look here Floyd | comes a green one. You watch in amazement as a whole swarm of red with Floyd | specks of yellow moves in and start chasing the other colours away. Floyd | You decide that this is improper and you will not stand for such Floyd | behaviour. You try hitting the red colours but you arms seem unable to Floyd | move. Next you try kicking it but your legs seem to be the weight of Floyd | icebergs. In a last ditch attempt you lick the colours. Floyd | Floyd | With a slap in the face you wake up and notice that next to you is a Floyd | decidedly unhappy man with a very wet arm. He stares angrily at you, Floyd | mutters under his breath, in language that mother would not approve Floyd | of, and walks of out of your view. Floyd | Floyd | Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best Floyd | An Interactive Spy Mission by HermDog Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100130 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory (on the bed) Floyd | You crane your neck to see where you are only to notice... not much. Floyd | It seems you are restrained on some kind of bed or torture device. Floyd | That would explain why you were unable to move your arms and legs. In Floyd | fact all you can move is your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Okay, yeah. This is thus far wack. Awesome." | |||
| DavidW says, "uh-oh. We're in trouble now." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "say "do you expect me to talk?"" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||||
Floyd | The man whose armed you licked with gusto. He still looks angry albeit Floyd | dryer. He is wearing a lab coat and seems to be conducting Floyd | experiments... on you! Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Where *is* Adam Thornton?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "He loves games with licking in them." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask man about himself" | ||||
Floyd | He doesn't want to talk to you. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man dissappears from your sight. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x restraint" | ||||
Floyd | The restraints are closed around your feet and arms Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | A strange memory of how you used your head to get out of difficult Floyd | situations crosses your mind. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "lick man" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | There you are, a famous (ok maybe not so famous) secret agent lying in Floyd | his underwear, tied down to some bedlike torture device. You cannot Floyd | even move your arms or legs as they are restrained. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man dissappears from your sight. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Aw, damn. Good thing Adam *isn't* here, then." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder exclaims, "man on man licking!" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x underwear" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "escape" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "oh, we are male" | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "nod" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I was thinking we were a girl. That was jarring." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat restraint" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking Restraints) Floyd | That seems to be a part of the bed. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Huh" | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "whip neck" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss man" | ||||
Floyd | Keep your mind on the game. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man dissappears from your sight. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "with a name like drama queen..." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask man about man" | ||||
Floyd | He doesn't want to talk to you. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | I used to win all the spitting competitions at school. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||||
Floyd | The man whose armed you licked with gusto. He still looks angry albeit Floyd | dryer. He is wearing a lab coat and seems to be conducting Floyd | experiments... on you! Floyd | Floyd | The angry man dissappears from your sight. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ah. spit." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Binder), "Yeah. Perhaps Drama Queen is the sekrit name of our Bond Girl." | ||||
| Johnny asks, "Invisible underwear?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Johnny), "fun times" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Even though you have incredible spitting powers the lab boy is too far Floyd | away to spit at. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x experiment" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Scrounging up every bit of phlegm in your mouth you hock a lugi at the Floyd | angry man. He waves his arms up frantically to stop the snot ball but Floyd | only manages to lose his balance and topples over to hit his head on Floyd | one of your bed restraints. | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | The angry man is now unconcious and what is more your right arm Floyd | restraint is now open and you are able to undo all the other Floyd | restraints. You are once again a free man. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | Laboratory (on the bed) Floyd | Whilst lying on the bed all you can deduct is that this is some kind Floyd | of secure laboratory that could double for a prison cell. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ta da!" | |||
| Fang says, "..." | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "stand" | ||||
Floyd | You get off the bed. Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | You are now able to see more of the laboratory. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search man" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "answer shoe" | ||||
Floyd | (to the unconcious man) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks (of DW), "Dude, why do games always listen to you but not me?" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x shoe" | ||||
Floyd | It might look like a standard issue secret agent shoe but on closer Floyd | inspection it is really a shoe-phone! You think of making a phone call Floyd | but the only numbers you can remember are for mom and the agency you Floyd | work for. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mom" | ||||
Floyd | You don't have a phone. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take shoe" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mom" | ||||
Floyd | Like a good son you call your mother. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "..." | |||
| DavidW says, "ha ha ha" | ||||
| Jota asks, "Oh, is this still going on?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call agency" | ||||
Floyd | You will need to end your current call before calling someone else. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you hear a rustling sound and as you turn around you see the Floyd | fist of the angry man coming at you! Floyd | Floyd | You have completed 0 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game Floyd | endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one Floyd | way to complete a task. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You failed to save the world. Floyd | You are a really bad secret agent. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "tell mom about clean underwear" | ||||
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Jota), "Nah, this just started." | |||
| Jota says, "Oh, huh." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "A little impromptu NightFloydin'" | ||||
| Fang says, "finished" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Shall we restart?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | | Jacqueline asks, "And man, we lost?" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "Because we called our mum?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "duck" | ||||
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "What the?" | |||
| DavidW says, "Next time, let's put the man in the bed and restrain *him*." | ||||
| Fang says, "I guess we can't undo" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Okay, yes. We know how to thwart the man sooner next time, and yes, let's restrain him." | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Colours! Blue, orange and purple,... I like purple. Oooooh, look here Floyd | comes a green one. You watch in amazement as a whole swarm of red with Floyd | specks of yellow moves in and start chasing the other colours away. Floyd | You decide that this is improper and you will not stand for such Floyd | behaviour. You try hitting the red colours but you arms seem unable to Floyd | move. Next you try kicking it but your legs seem to be the weight of Floyd | icebergs. In a last ditch attempt you lick the colours. Floyd | Floyd | With a slap in the face you wake up and notice that next to you is a Floyd | decidedly unhappy man with a very wet arm. He stares angrily at you, Floyd | mutters under his breath, in language that mother would not approve Floyd | of, and walks of out of your view. Floyd | Floyd | Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best Floyd | An Interactive Spy Mission by HermDog Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100130 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory (on the bed) Floyd | You crane your neck to see where you are only to notice... not much. Floyd | It seems you are restrained on some kind of bed or torture device. Floyd | That would explain why you were unable to move your arms and legs. In Floyd | fact all you can move is your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Even though you have incredible spitting powers the lab boy is too far Floyd | away to spit at. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Scrounging up every bit of phlegm in your mouth you hock a lugi at the Floyd | angry man. He waves his arms up frantically to stop the snot ball but Floyd | only manages to lose his balance and topples over to hit his head on Floyd | one of your bed restraints. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man is now unconcious and what is more your right arm Floyd | restraint is now open and you are able to undo all the other Floyd | restraints. You are once again a free man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "stand" | ||||
Floyd | You get off the bed. Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | You are now able to see more of the laboratory. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take man" | ||||
Floyd | That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put man in bed" | ||||
Floyd | You need to be holding the unconcious man before you can put him into Floyd | something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "pick up man" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit man" | ||||
Floyd | That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | There is nothing to attack Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "..." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee" | ||||
| Fang says, "this game really needs betatesting" | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "get shoe" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a shoe Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to shoe" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "answer shoe" | ||||
Floyd | (to the unconcious man) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "tie man" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shoe) Floyd | You would achieve nothing by this. Floyd | Floyd | Behind you hear a rustling sound and as you turn around you see the Floyd | fist of the angry man coming at you! Floyd | Floyd | You have completed 0 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game Floyd | endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one Floyd | way to complete a task. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You failed to save the world. Floyd | You are a really bad secret agent. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "GRR" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "So, um." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Colours! Blue, orange and purple,... I like purple. Oooooh, look here Floyd | comes a green one. You watch in amazement as a whole swarm of red with Floyd | specks of yellow moves in and start chasing the other colours away. Floyd | You decide that this is improper and you will not stand for such Floyd | behaviour. You try hitting the red colours but you arms seem unable to Floyd | move. Next you try kicking it but your legs seem to be the weight of Floyd | icebergs. In a last ditch attempt you lick the colours. Floyd | Floyd | With a slap in the face you wake up and notice that next to you is a Floyd | decidedly unhappy man with a very wet arm. He stares angrily at you, Floyd | mutters under his breath, in language that mother would not approve Floyd | of, and walks of out of your view. Floyd | Floyd | Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best Floyd | An Interactive Spy Mission by HermDog Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100130 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory (on the bed) Floyd | You crane your neck to see where you are only to notice... not much. Floyd | It seems you are restrained on some kind of bed or torture device. Floyd | That would explain why you were unable to move your arms and legs. In Floyd | fact all you can move is your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Are we going to keep trying, or -" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Even though you have incredible spitting powers the lab boy is too far Floyd | away to spit at. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I'll take that as a 'yes' then." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Even though you have incredible spitting powers the lab boy is too far Floyd | away to spit at. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man appears next to your bed. Floyd | A strange memory of how you used your head to get out of difficult Floyd | situations crosses your mind. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "spit at man" | ||||
Floyd | Scrounging up every bit of phlegm in your mouth you hock a lugi at the Floyd | angry man. He waves his arms up frantically to stop the snot ball but Floyd | only manages to lose his balance and topples over to hit his head on Floyd | one of your bed restraints. Floyd | Floyd | The angry man is now unconcious and what is more your right arm Floyd | restraint is now open and you are able to undo all the other Floyd | restraints. You are once again a free man. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "well, ignore the shoe and do something with the man instead." | |||
| Fang says, "yeah" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "mmhmm" | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "get man" | ||||
Floyd | That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "the shoe seems to set off a death timer" | |||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||||
Floyd | The man is out like a christmas lights during a power failure. Hope he Floyd | doesn't wake up soon. His white jacket attracts your attention. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "pummel dude" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x jacket" | ||||
Floyd | A white lab jacket with a pocket and a name label. It has obviously Floyd | been used a lot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x jacket" | ||||
Floyd | A white lab jacket with a pocket and a name label. It has obviously Floyd | been used a lot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "get jacket" | ||||
Floyd | Now you have his jacket. His clothing seems unremarkable otherwise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "wear it" | ||||
Floyd | You put on the jacket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x label" | ||||
Floyd | Dr. Bounfiglio Avogadro Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to Johnny), "uh we did try taking and hitting him already." | |||
| McMartin says, "I have no idea what you guys are playing but the commentary on its own is hilariously surreal" | ||||
| Fang says, "he's the mole1" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to McM), "heehee" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x man" | ||||
Floyd | The man is out like a christmas lights during a power failure. Hope he Floyd | doesn't wake up soon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "get man" | ||||
Floyd | That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read label" | ||||
Floyd | Dr. Bounfiglio Avogadro Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "restrain man" | ||||
Floyd | Try getting of the bed first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | You get off the bed. Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | You are now able to see more of the laboratory. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "restrain man" | ||||
Floyd | You clumsily pick up the unconcious technician, lay him down on the Floyd | bed and close the restraints around his arms and legs. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says (to DW), "Yes, but." | |||
| Fang says, "..." | ||||
| Binder says (to Fang), "FINALLY" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "cf7" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "get shoe" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "answer shoe" | ||||
Floyd | (to the unconcious and restrained man) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Huh" | |||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "answer phone" | ||||
Floyd | (to the unconcious and restrained man) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | You hear a shoe ringing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "now we can lick the man as much as we want" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x shoe" | ||||
Floyd | It might look like a standard issue secret agent shoe but on closer Floyd | inspection it is really a shoe-phone! You think of making a phone call Floyd | but the only numbers you can remember are for mom and the agency you Floyd | work for. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "ha ha" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "answer shoe" | DavidW says, "We tried 'answer shoe' and talk to shoe." | |||
Floyd | (to the unconcious and restrained man) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says (to Ellison), "he might be poisonous" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use shoe" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x phone" | ||||
Floyd | It might look like a standard issue secret agent shoe but on closer Floyd | inspection it is really a shoe-phone! You think of making a phone call Floyd | but the only numbers you can remember are for mom and the agency you Floyd | work for. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "open shoe" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn on phone" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can switch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "use phone" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mom" | ||||
Floyd | Like a good son you call your mother. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen to shoe" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot hear anything Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is an envelope (in which is a letter). Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a suit here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "hang up" | ||||
Floyd | You end the phone call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call agency" | ||||
Floyd | You dutifully call your handlers. Floyd | "Welcome to the C.A.T. emergency help-line. If you are need of Floyd | assistance please ask for one of the agents on duty to be dispatched Floyd | to your current location". Floyd | "Current agents on duty is Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, Sidney Bristow, Floyd | James Bond, Austin Powers, Maxwell Smart and Chuck." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "take suit" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x suit" | ||||
Floyd | One standard issue secret agent suit. No gadgets but at least it has a Floyd | secret compartment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x suit" | ||||
Floyd | One standard issue secret agent suit. No gadgets but at least it has a Floyd | secret compartment. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Sorry, I was away, rereading all our comments out of context - and they are even funnier that way. So, um, we succeeded at something, then?" | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "wear suit" | ||||
Floyd | Hmm, nice fit. The agency don'y care much for fashion but mamma fixed Floyd | it up alright. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "We are no longer naked." | |||
| Binder says, "don'y" | ||||
| Fang says, "surely we should dress up in the lab coat instead" | ||||
| Fang says (to Jacq), "we restrained the bad guy" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "yay" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read letter" | ||||
Floyd | You need to have the letter to read it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Did we lick him?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it" | ||||
Floyd | Dear Mamma Floyd | Floyd | It is a long time since I have written to you and much have hapenned. Floyd | I have taken up employment with a kind man called Manfred Goldtooth. Floyd | While I was working at the McDonalds drivethrough he was very Floyd | interested to listen to my ideas as he was waiting for his happy meal. Floyd | When he heard my theory on 18th century chemistry and its possible Floyd | usage in geothermal energy, he instantly offered me a job. That is Floyd | when I found out he is the billionaire owner of M.O.U.C.E. ! Floyd | Floyd | Already he has drilled five tunnels 200 km into the earth and is busy Floyd | with the sixth! Yes, yes, I know. 200 km is much deeper than the Floyd | original plan we discussed but he is a man of such vision and vast Floyd | resources that it is hard to say no, even if it is very dangerous. But Floyd | I have many contingency plans to make sure nothing bad will happen. Floyd | Floyd | Mr. Goldtooth does not allow me to go out of my room for fear of Floyd | danger to me. He is so kind. My room is lovely though with a Floyd | comfortable bed, all the equipment I need to do my experiments and a Floyd | computer. Sometimes he requires me to keep an eye on the compound Floyd | through the surveillance system but that gives me an opportunity to Floyd | remember you mother. There is not much to do for entertainment so I Floyd | have started doing random experiments with my chemical equipment. So Floyd | far I have discovered an easy-to-make poisonous gas, a new precious Floyd | metal and a way to make candy floss! Floyd | Floyd | I love you and I hope to see you soon. Floyd | Floyd | Your son. Floyd | Bounfiglio Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "not yet" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I think lick is sadly unimplemented." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "lick man" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "search suit" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "open suit" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x secret compartment" | ||||
Floyd | The compartment is well hidden away but you manage to find it. There Floyd | is a secret document and a pen in the compartment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pen" | ||||
Floyd | On examination you discover it is not a pen but a lighter! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x document" | ||||
Floyd | A folder with Top Secret emblazened on the front and multiple pages Floyd | inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "read document" | ||||
Floyd | A folder with Top Secret emblazened on the front and multiple pages Floyd | inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "open folder" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read pages" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is an envelope (empty). Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x equipment" | ||||
Floyd | On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry Floyd | equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff Floyd | into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen Floyd | burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it Floyd | then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is Floyd | on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "That description makes it sound more like carelessness on our spy's part than "ooh a gadget"" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x board" | ||||
Floyd | It looks like a type of map or chart is drawn on the board. On top it Floyd | says Dalton's Table of Elements . Below the title about 20 chemical Floyd | elements are listed with some weird associated symbols. Maybe you Floyd | missed something at school but you never realised that soda and lime Floyd | was chemical elements. On closer inspection it seems that the starting Floyd | letter of each element looks like a button that can be pushed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x elements" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x soda" | ||||
Floyd | The Soda button is off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read board" | ||||
Floyd | It looks like a type of map or chart is drawn on the board. On top it Floyd | says Dalton's Table of Elements . Below the title about 20 chemical Floyd | elements are listed with some weird associated symbols. Maybe you Floyd | missed something at school but you never realised that soda and lime Floyd | was chemical elements. On closer inspection it seems that the starting Floyd | letter of each element looks like a button that can be pushed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x elements" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lime" | ||||
Floyd | The Lime button is off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | A normal office desk with two drawers. There is an envelope and a Floyd | computer on the desk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x envelope" | ||||
Floyd | Written on the envelope is a name Ciosa Avogadro. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "open envelope" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "man, this game." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I just thought I'd say it before inky did." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Also, I'm super laggy now, again, darn it." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I meant to say, 'man, this game' right after the bit with the happy meal." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open drawers" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open left drawer" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open top drawer" | ||||
Floyd | You open the top drawer, revealing a bar of platina, a bar of lead and Floyd | a bar of mercury. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "*bar* of mercury?" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x platina" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the bar of platina or the Platina button? Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "ha" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x mercury" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the bar of mercury or the Mercury button? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x bar of mercury" | ||||
Floyd | A bar of mercury Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says, "maybe the room is very cold" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is an envelope (empty). Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open bottom drawer" | ||||
Floyd | You open the bottom drawer, revealing a soda can and a box of berries. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push platina" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the bar of platina or the Platina button? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||||
Floyd | envelope: Taken. Floyd | bar of platina: Taken. Floyd | bar of lead: Taken. Floyd | bar of mercury: Taken. Floyd | soda can: Taken. Floyd | box of berries: Taken. Floyd | unconcious and restrained man: That is not possible. Floyd | secret document: Taken. Floyd | first page: Taken. Floyd | second page: Taken. Floyd | third page: Taken. Floyd | pen: Taken. Floyd | paper: Taken. Floyd | ventilation system: That is not possible. Floyd | desk: That is not possible. Floyd | table: That is not possible. Floyd | board: That is not possible. Floyd | gapdoor: That is not possible. Floyd | bed: That is not possible. Floyd | computer: That is not possible. Floyd | red bucket: That is not possible. Floyd | blue bucket: That is not possible. Floyd | bunsen burner: That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yipes" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x soda can" | ||||
Floyd | An empty soda can. I guess Bounfiglio was thirsty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x berries" | ||||
Floyd | On closer inspection it is a box of Baryies and not berries. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "sort of sorry, but I think that's probably the faster way of finding the items here" | |||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x first page" | ||||
Floyd | C.A.T. Floyd | Clandestine Agents of Tolerance Floyd | Floyd | Mission briefing Floyd | Floyd | Agent: Drama Queen 7 Floyd | Floyd | Background: Floyd | We have had reports that Manfred Goldtooth, the reclusive Floyd | multi-billionaire and owner of M.O.U.C.E., has been acquiring heavy Floyd | duty drilling machinery and using it in various locations around the Floyd | world. No sources can confirm the reason for this machinery and Floyd | therefore the top brass has requisted a clandestine reconnaisance of Floyd | his compound in Amoebistan. Floyd | Floyd | Mission: Penetrate the M.O.U.C.E. compound and acquire intel on the Floyd | various activities happening. Report all intel to HQ immediately on Floyd | supplied communciation device and escape from the compound A.S.A.P. Floyd | IMPORTANT: Do not make any field decisions by yourself. Always consult Floyd | with HQ before any extraordinary actions are considered. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "since I don't think we'd ever have realised how to read the documents" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x second page" | ||||
Floyd | Auxillary Intel Floyd | Floyd | M.O.U.C.E. : Masters Of Universal Control on Everyone. Peculiar name Floyd | for a company but thus far M.O.U.C.E. has been benign in its Floyd | activities. Revenue is based upon a variety of products ranging from Floyd | fizzy drink to shampoo. Ironically their biggest seller is cat food. Floyd | The company is well known for its massive research departments. The Floyd | company is exclusively owned by the phlegmatic and reclusive Manfred Floyd | Goldtooth. Floyd | Floyd | Manfred Goldtooth: Not much is known about the man or his meteoric Floyd | rise to success. It is known that he grew up in the hills of Floyd | Amoebistan as a chicken herder. After the civil war he became an Floyd | important figure in local politics and fromthere extended his reach Floyd | into business. He has no living family left except for his mother who Floyd | is currently residing in the "Smoky Hills Retirement Village". Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang asks, "Amoebistan?" | |||
| DavidW says, "It's all about mothers." | ||||
| Fang asks, "a divisive place?" | ||||
| Johnny says, "I was prounouncing it moose" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Fang), "It's a country. Very small." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "heehee" | ||||
| Fang asks, "I hear it's two countries now?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x third page" | ||||
Floyd | Auxillary Intel Floyd | Floyd | Agent Sleeping Beauty: We were fortunate to have our top agent in the Floyd | area when the initial order was received. Agent Sleeping Beauty was Floyd | ordered to do a brief scan of the M.O.U.C.E premises but since then we Floyd | have lost contact with her. We suspect that her communication device Floyd | stopped working. Your secondary goal is to find Agent Sleeping Beauty Floyd | and to assist her in any way that she instructs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x paper" | ||||
Floyd | To-do list Floyd | - Write letter to mom Floyd | - Buy some snacks Floyd | - Experiment with super explosive elements Floyd | - Document deadly poison formulae Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In a different handwriting an extra point was added to the end of the Floyd | list - Drill to the centre of the earth, hold the world at ransom and Floyd | becone an evil dictator! Floyd | You suspect this might have been added by Mr.Goldtooth. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x secret document" | ||||
Floyd | A folder with Top Secret emblazened on the front and multiple pages Floyd | inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push platina button" | ||||
Floyd | The P of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push platina button" | ||||
Floyd | The Platina button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x buttons" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger arrives, full of fun and funk. | DavidW says, "uh, you shouldn't play with stuff without consulting our HQ." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x computer" | ||||
Floyd | A brand new computer with the latest specs. The computer is turned Floyd | off. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline is wondering what any of this has to do with drama queens. | |||
| Fang says, "I figured that was just a guideline" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I think we're Agent Drama Queen 7. It's our codename." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the Hydrogen button, the Azote button, the Carbon Floyd | button, the Oxygen button, the Phosphorus button, the Sulphur button, Floyd | the Magnesia button, the Lime button, the Soda button, the Potash Floyd | button, the Strontian button, the Baryies button, the Iron button, the Floyd | Zinc button, the Lead button, the Silver button, the Gold button, the Floyd | Platina button, the Mercury button or the Copper button? Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to Fang), "hooray" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "snrk" | ||||
| Johnny says, "Drama Queen 7 is a C.A.T. agent" | ||||
| Roger says, "Oh, it's one of THESE games" | ||||
| Fang says, "I assume we need to spell out something with these elements" | ||||
| Fang says, "or maybe not" | ||||
| Roger says, "I could go for a lime & soda right now" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push lime button" | ||||
Floyd | The Li of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push soda button" | ||||
Floyd | The So of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push soda button" | ||||
Floyd | The Soda button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push mercury" | ||||
Floyd | (the bar of mercury) Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push mercury button" | ||||
Floyd | The Me of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x equipment" | ||||
Floyd | On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry Floyd | equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff Floyd | into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen Floyd | burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it Floyd | then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is Floyd | on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "We should really call HQ" | |||
| Fang says (to DW), "go ahead" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "call agency" | ||||
Floyd | If you are need of assistance please ask for one of the agents on duty Floyd | to be dispatched to your current location". Floyd | "Current agents on duty is Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, Sidney Bristow, Floyd | James Bond, Austin Powers, Maxwell Smart and Chuck." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "We should also save." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf8" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I don't know who the first three are." | |||
| DavidW says, "or Chuck." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask for chuck" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: A nerd shack operator will be with you in a moment. Floyd | Chuck: Welcome to the Nerd-shack. Computer geeks by day and secret Floyd | super computer by night. How may I help you? Floyd | You: Uhm, yeah I'm having some computer trouble. Floyd | Chuck: I understand sir, I'm guessing you are running that new MOUCIX Floyd | operating system. It's a cliff hanger I tell you. Most people struggle Floyd | with the simplistic controls. All you need to do is type in the Floyd | commands you want the computer to run. The commands are pretty basic, Floyd | LIST will show you the files on the computer and then you only need to Floyd | type in the filename to open it up. Some systems have some special Floyd | extra commands. Do you know which version you are running? Floyd | You: I think it's 6.2.0.0 Floyd | Chuck <sidf43mn44d65jshaskda87ndha322ghjddhj678kasdkj> Wow buddy, just Floyd | had a flash there. Your computer has two special commands installed: Floyd | Escape and Shop. You might want to check that out. Floyd | You: Great, thanks for the help. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "escape" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "All the J.B.s are pretty much the same" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "shop" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "type escape" | ||||
Floyd | The computer screen remains blank. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on computer" | ||||
Floyd | You hear the whizzing of the computer as it boots up and then the Floyd | screen becomes alive with the MOUCIX logo. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger asks, "Did we turn it on?" | |||
| DavidW says, "no, we hadn't." | ||||
| Roger says, "Oh there we go." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "list" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type list" | ||||
Floyd | LOG101 Floyd | LOG137 Floyd | LOG138 Floyd | LOG179 Floyd | LOG196 Floyd | LOG311 Floyd | LOG314 Floyd | LOG324 Floyd | LOG348 Floyd | LOG389 Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "log101" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log101" | ||||
Floyd | I have completed the details of the plan for Mr. Goldtooth. We will Floyd | need exactly six tunnels extending towards the earth's core for about Floyd | 30 km each. I have computed exactly where each of these needs to be Floyd | drilled. The sixth tunnel is the important one. Without its support Floyd | the interconnections between the other tunnels will eventually Floyd | collapse and be rendered useless. At the same time the tunnels are Floyd | drilled we will need to work on the machinery that will convert the Floyd | geothermal energy into a conduitive form. Floyd | > | Ellison says, "man, DavidW made 'ask for Chuck' look so easy. I couldn't out how to ask for anybody." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log137" | ||||
Floyd | The first tunnels are being drilled but it seems that they are going Floyd | deeper than the initial 30 km I have asked for. I am not too concerned Floyd | but I will recheck my calculations to determine what its effects will Floyd | be. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log38" | ||||
Floyd | Command not recognized Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log138" | ||||
Floyd | My calculations are disturbing yet delightful. Drilling deeper will Floyd | certainly aid the project considerably. It would be so much easier to Floyd | tap into the energy source of the earth this way. But it is dangerous Floyd | territory, a minor explosion at that depth will trigger a cataclysmic Floyd | events on the earth's surface. Volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis. Ice Floyd | caps will melt, the magnetism of the earth will reverse. This will Floyd | destroy everything in its path. The only place that would be safe is Floyd | to be anywhere on the axis of the epicentre. Like here at the Floyd | compound. We would be perfectly safe. We wouldn't even feel a thing. Floyd | Floyd | I need to take this information to Mr. goldtooth right away, he would Floyd | know what to do. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log179" | ||||
Floyd | I must admit, I was shocked. But eventually I have come to understand Floyd | and support Mr. Goldtooth's plan. For years I have been mocked by men. Floyd | My theories worthless to them. They are but scum not worthy of living. Floyd | But we will start again. Through my geothermal tunnel system we will Floyd | be able to remove the lesser men, the dregs of society and restart Floyd | with a small group of survivors. We will rule. We will determine the Floyd | way of the new society and it will be glorious. Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I suspect the physics and chemistry in this game are perhaps not entirely accurate." | |||
| DavidW says, "mm" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log196" | ||||
Floyd | The enemies have come. First it was the woman. We have captured her Floyd | (with some difficulty) and I am monitoring her in the room next to Floyd | mine. Her end will come soon. But now this other incompetent fool also Floyd | arrived. Thinking he could elude our superior security mechanisms. I Floyd | have converted my bed into an ... interrogation unit. I will find out Floyd | what he knows. Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Sleeping Beauty is in next room. Got it." | |||
| Jacqueline says, "yeah" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log311" | ||||
Floyd | I have been experimenting with my chemicals and have discovered some Floyd | wonderful things. I aim to document them all. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log314" | ||||
Floyd | Rust accelarator: Although I cannot determine its commercial use but Floyd | this gas is effective. In my tests I have determined that it can rust Floyd | a car down to nothing within two minutes. All I need is to feed the Floyd | chemiconverter some lead, carbon and baryies. Floyd | > | inky says, "oho" | |||
| Roger says, "I think that last one is extracted from capybaras" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log324" | ||||
Floyd | Candy Floss: Two parts Azote, a dash of Soda and add Potash for Floyd | flavour. Floyd | > | Ellison says, "hee" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log348" | ||||
Floyd | Poison Gas: Highly toxic. Have to take extreme care especially since Floyd | it is is so easy to manufacture. Carbon and Mercury does not normally Floyd | mix but in my chemiconverter the perfect balance of heat and osmosis Floyd | creates this powerful weapon. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log389" | ||||
Floyd | It took a lot of experimentation and a lot of ... cleaning up. Luckily Floyd | labour in Amoebistan is cheap. To make it is a two step process. First Floyd | combine carbon and lead to start the catalyzation process. This will Floyd | produce a green substance (I am thinking of calling it CIOSAMINA, Floyd | after mother off course). Then combine this green substance with Floyd | Platina and it will produce the super-explosive gas. Note: The gas Floyd | will only explode when it comes into contact with oxygen. Floyd | > | Roger says, "Haha, the perfect blend of heat and osmosis" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a paper Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a box of berries Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of lead Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "shall we talk to another agent?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Sure." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask for bond" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent James Bond has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. On screen you see Agent 007, in a souped up Austin Martin, Floyd | entering the compound. Somehow he manages to drive down the stairs. Floyd | He enters the hallway and stops in front of the prison door which he Floyd | commences to open up. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Looking upon her handsome saviour, Agent Beauty falls crazily in love Floyd | with Agent Bond and gives him a passionate kiss. Then they both jump Floyd | into the car, drive down to the cavern, annihilate the technicians and Floyd | press the self-destruct button on the drill. With a few seconds Floyd | remaining they speed up and out of the compound before the drill Floyd | explodes and collapses in onto itself. The screen returns to normal. Floyd | Floyd | The world is now safe and Agent Sleeping Beauty has escaped, but you Floyd | feel at loss as you never were able to share your feelings with her. Floyd | . Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "wow" | ||||
| Fang says, "lets not use the agents until we require them" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x vent" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | If you stand on your toes you might just be able to put something into Floyd | the ventialtion shaft but otherwise it is too small to consider as a Floyd | means of escape. It looks like nothing is in the ventilation duct. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "open ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "I guess this is for the poison gas" | |||
| Fang asks, "we probably want the ruster... I assume the paper stuff is carbon?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x paper" | ||||
Floyd | To-do list Floyd | - Write letter to mom Floyd | - Buy some snacks Floyd | - Experiment with super explosive elements Floyd | - Document deadly poison formulae Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In a different handwriting an extra point was added to the end of the Floyd | list - Drill to the centre of the earth, hold the world at ransom and Floyd | becone an evil dictator! Floyd | You suspect this might have been added by Mr.Goldtooth. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x equipment" | ||||
Floyd | On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry Floyd | equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff Floyd | into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen Floyd | burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it Floyd | then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is Floyd | on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x red bucket" | ||||
Floyd | It's red and you put stuff in it. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put lead into red" | ||||
Floyd | (the bar of lead into the red bucket) Floyd | You put the bar of lead into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put paper into red" | ||||
Floyd | You put the paper into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm. I bet the board and the buttons go with the SHOP option on the computer. So we can get the elements that are missing." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put berries into red" | ||||
Floyd | You put the box of berries into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "hmm" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "type shop" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to Ahmed's online tuck shop. Today we have lovely goodies at a Floyd | special price for you: Peanuts, Printers, Pomegranates, Pies and Floyd | Sauerkraut. Just type the item you would like and we express deliver Floyd | it to your doorstep. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "press carbon button" | ||||
Floyd | The C of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "press lead button" | ||||
Floyd | The L of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "press berries button" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "press buttons" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push buttons" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the Hydrogen button, the Azote button, the Carbon Floyd | button, the Oxygen button, the Phosphorus button, the Sulphur button, Floyd | the Magnesia button, the Lime button, the Soda button, the Potash Floyd | button, the Strontian button, the Baryies button, the Iron button, the Floyd | Zinc button, the Lead button, the Silver button, the Gold button, the Floyd | Platina button, the Mercury button or the Copper button? Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang asks, "what is baryies?" | |||
| Fang says, "I assumed it was a misspelt berries" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Plural of baryium?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push baryies" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the box of berries or the Baryies button? Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "..." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x berries" | ||||
Floyd | On closer inspection it is a box of Baryies and not berries. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "..............." | |||
| DavidW says, "I'm confused what you're trying to do." | ||||
| Fang says, "I'm making the rust accelerator" | ||||
| Johnny says, "He's trying to push the box of Baryies" | ||||
| Johnny says, "Or that" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), ";I'm making the rust accelerator" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push baryies button" | ||||
Floyd | The B of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "well, you need carbon, and I don't think you have any." | |||
| Fang says, "I... oooh" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take paper" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "light paper" | ||||
Floyd | You set the paper on fire with the lighter-pen and all that remains is Floyd | ashes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push ashes in red" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to push Ashes inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x ashes" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing special about Ashes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take ashes" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Ashes Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put ashes in red" | ||||
Floyd | You put Ashes into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push carbon button" | ||||
Floyd | The Carbon button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "push carbon button" | ||||
Floyd | The C of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x equipment" | ||||
Floyd | On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry Floyd | equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff Floyd | into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen Floyd | burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it Floyd | then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is Floyd | on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x burner" | ||||
Floyd | The burner is off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "turn on burner" | ||||
Floyd | You start the chemiconverter by igniting the burner. You hear the Floyd | chemicals gurgle and gargle. Floyd | Floyd | Poof. All the chemicals are gone and you are left with nothing.The Floyd | burner turns itself off. Floyd | Floyd | A beaker with Rusting Accelarator gas appears in the blue bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I like how we're walking around in a suit and jacket, but carrying our shoe. That won't look the least bit odd." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take beaker" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x rusting" | ||||
Floyd | A beaker of rusting accelarator. Quick working stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison has disconnected. | ||||
| Ellison has connected. | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take rusting" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "the author really isn't so good with states of matter" | |||
| DavidW asks, "And what are we going to rust today?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Not if we're expecting a call." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Fang), "This is a magicalfantastychemistryland." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search walls" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search floor" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "rust ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search east wall" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to search east. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "It's sorta the opposite of an educational game. It's actively destroying what little chemistry I remember." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x ventilation system" | ||||
Floyd | If you stand on your toes you might just be able to put something into Floyd | the ventialtion shaft but otherwise it is too small to consider as a Floyd | means of escape. It looks like nothing is in the ventilation duct. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "haha" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put rusting in ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | You put Rusting Accelarator into the ventilation system. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I seem to remember 'take all' trying to get a 'gapdoor'. Where is that?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "I was thinking that earlier... 'Gosh, I hope no teenagers play this... it'll mess them up for finals week!'" | ||||
| Fang says, "oh yeah" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "take rusting" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "ha ha" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x gapdoor" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think the poison gas would be a better choice for the vents." | |||
| Fang says, "..." | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "x restraints" | ||||
Floyd | The restraints are closed around your feet and arms Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "Woah what" | |||
| DavidW says, "no, the restraints are on the man." | ||||
| Fang says, "Well, I was hoping the vents would connect us to sleeping beauty" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type escape" | ||||
Floyd | Escape sequence initiated. Please enter password: Floyd | > | Fang says, "no john you are the demons" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says (to Fang), "hahaha" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type shop" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to Ahmed's online tuck shop. Today we have lovely goodies at a Floyd | special price for you: Peanuts, Printers, Pomegranates, Pies and Floyd | Sauerkraut. Just type the item you would like and we express deliver Floyd | it to your doorstep. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type peanuts" | ||||
Floyd | You order some peanuts. As promised Ahmed arrive in double time at the Floyd | compound and deliver the peanuts to Mr. Goldtooth who promptly eats Floyd | them all. Glutton. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "type printers" | ||||
Floyd | You order some printers. As promised Ahmed arrive in double time at Floyd | the compound and deliver the printers to the IT department. They are Floyd | ecstatic. Floyd | > | Fang says, "this must be some kind of injoke I'm not getting" | |||
| Roger says, "Beats me" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type sauerkraut" | ||||
Floyd | You order some Suaerkraut. As promised Ahmed arrive in double time at Floyd | the compound and deliver the Sauerkraut to Mr. Goldtooth who digs into Floyd | it with gusto. After a few minutes he start breaking out in sports Floyd | which starts to swell up. He starts to struggle for breath and Floyd | collapses on the floor, dead. Floyd | Floyd | Congratulations, you have eliminated Goldtooth! Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "I dunno, it's just the author not wanting to implement stuff" | |||
| inky says, "wow" | ||||
| inky asks, "did you know that he was allergic?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "no." | ||||
| Roger says, "That many vowels will kill anyone" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Perhaps we're supposed to figure it out else where." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I hate when I break out in sports." | ||||
| DavidW says, "You get points in your end zone." | ||||
| Roger says, "This has definite mst3k potential" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | There is no score in this story. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Roger), "snrk" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x goldtooth" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "full" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "full score" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | There is no score in this story. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to game), "Well, there should be." | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "objectives" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "pour rusting on restraints" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "This is a wacky game." | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky asks, "there's really no door at all?" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look behind board" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||||
Floyd | On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry Floyd | equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff Floyd | into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen Floyd | burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it Floyd | then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is Floyd | on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look behind table" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "well, there must be a door somewhere." | |||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "enter vent" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to David), "Yes. Yes, it is a wacky game. That is very true." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lead button" | ||||
Floyd | The L of the button is glowing red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "take man" | ||||
Floyd | That is not possible. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison asks, "we can see Sleeping Beauty in a security monitor?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x board" | ||||
Floyd | It looks like a type of map or chart is drawn on the board. On top it Floyd | says Dalton's Table of Elements . Below the title about 20 chemical Floyd | elements are listed with some weird associated symbols. Maybe you Floyd | missed something at school but you never realised that soda and lime Floyd | was chemical elements. On closer inspection it seems that the starting Floyd | letter of each element looks like a button that can be pushed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger asks, "Do we want to churn through the rest of the spy contact list?" | |||
| DavidW asks, "hm. There's no obvious way to see which buttons are lit, is there?" | ||||
| McMartin says, "Voting Ellison's line best out of context quote overall" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to McMartin), "haha - you've not yet muted? Awesome." | ||||
| DavidW says, "There isn't a monitor, so I have no idea how we know what's happening elsewhere." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hydrogen" | ||||
Floyd | The Hydrogen button is off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x c" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x carbon" | ||||
Floyd | The C of the button is glowing red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "x buttons" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "x keyboard" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push carbon" | ||||
Floyd | The Carbon button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push lead" | ||||
Floyd | The Lead button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push gold" | ||||
Floyd | The G of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push gold" | ||||
Floyd | The Gold button fades out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type azote" | ||||
Floyd | Command not recognized Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type shop" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to Ahmed's online tuck shop. Today we have lovely goodies at a Floyd | special price for you: Peanuts, Printers, Pomegranates, Pies and Floyd | Sauerkraut. Just type the item you would like and we express deliver Floyd | it to your doorstep. Floyd | > | Fang asks, "what are you trying to do?" | |||
| DavidW says, "well, I'm wondering if we can spell out elements with their abbrevs." | ||||
| DavidW says, "like LI (lime) + ME (Mercury) = LIME." | ||||
| DavidW says, "but maybe talking to other agents would be better" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask for austin" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent Austin Powers has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. On screen you see Agent Powers, dressed in a phsychadelic Floyd | green suit, walking through the compound. He seems very familiar with Floyd | the surroundings. You watch as he walks into Manfred Goldtooth's Floyd | office and they give each other a big bear hug! Then Goldtooth takes Floyd | out a big suitcase filled with money and gives it to Powers. The Floyd | traitor! He has sold you out. You bet he is the reason why you and Floyd | agent sleeping beauty was captured (your own incompetence not Floyd | withstanding). Powers retires to the empty office where he gleefully Floyd | continues counting his money and singing. The screen returns to Floyd | normal. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "except we killed Goldtooth earlier, no?" | |||
| Roger says, "Damn that zombie goldtooth" | ||||
| Roger says, "Also I can't stop thinking about the kobold boss from WoW" | ||||
| DavidW says, "OH! I have an idea." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type escape" | ||||
Floyd | Escape sequence initiated. Please enter password: Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type ciosa" | ||||
Floyd | Command not recognized Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push carbon" | ||||
Floyd | The C of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push iron" | ||||
Floyd | The I of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push oxygen" | ||||
Floyd | The O of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push sulphur" | ||||
Floyd | The S of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push azote" | ||||
Floyd | The A of the button glows red. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lead" | ||||
Floyd | The Lead button is off. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "I think we should just make the poison gas" | |||
| DavidW says, "Go ahead" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "type log389" | ||||
Floyd | It took a lot of experimentation and a lot of ... cleaning up. Luckily Floyd | labour in Amoebistan is cheap. To make it is a two step process. First Floyd | combine carbon and lead to start the catalyzation process. This will Floyd | produce a green substance (I am thinking of calling it CIOSAMINA, Floyd | after mother off course). Then combine this green substance with Floyd | Platina and it will produce the super-explosive gas. Note: The gas Floyd | will only explode when it comes into contact with oxygen. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "open gapdoor" | ||||
Floyd | You open the gapdoor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x gapdoor" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hey!" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | There is an opening in the north wall that leads to a hallway. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "north" | |||
| Roger says, "Alright baby-Ts" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x north" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing unexpected in that direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | The guards are a bit surprised to see you suddenly walk into the Floyd | hallway. They pull their guns on you and order you to hold your hands Floyd | up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Rusting Accelarator Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "Grr I am sick of teh lag." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x suit" | ||||
Floyd | One standard issue secret agent suit. No gadgets but at least it has a Floyd | secret compartment. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "Rust their guns away, maybe" | |||
| Fang says, "hmm" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | The guards are a bit surprised to see you suddenly walk into the Floyd | hallway. They pull their guns on you and order you to hold your hands Floyd | up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "throw rusting at guards" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "I've got a secret compartment too. In my pants." | |||
| DavidW says, "the verb won't be 'pour'." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "throw rusting at guard" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "throw rust at guard" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "open rusting" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "rust guns" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put rusting on guns" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x guards" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x rusting" | ||||
Floyd | A beaker of rusting accelarator. Quick working stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "drop rusting" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "sigh" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "my" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I guess the 'guns' aren't implemented." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw rusting at guards" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "I'm not even sure the guards are" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x guards" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "huh. You're right." | |||
| Roger says (to floyd), "put hands up" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | (from Jacqueline) Jacqueline says, "I thought you meant the gun in Roger's secret compartment." | |||
| Roger says (to floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | The guards are a bit surprised to see you suddenly walk into the Floyd | hallway. They pull their guns on you and order you to hold your hands Floyd | up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "open door" | ||||
Floyd | You will need to find some way to open the door. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison asks, "how did we find the gapdoor?" | |||
| DavidW says, "'take all'" | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You try to make a quick run for the stairs but the guards open up Floyd | their full array of weapons on you, mowing you down. Floyd | Floyd | You have completed 1 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game Floyd | endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one Floyd | way to complete a task. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have died *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "moo" | |||
| DavidW says, "I'm getting less enchanted and want to go eat a bowl of cereal right now." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake man" | ||||
Floyd | That seems unnecessary. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "kiss man" | ||||
Floyd | Keep your mind on the game. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Do we know our objectives? Like, have they been explicitly spelled out or just implied?" | |||
| DavidW says, "The pages said what to do." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh right." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I would be okay with a cereal break." | ||||
| DavidW says, "'k. afk." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Like, how long do you need, D?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I would make some tea and such." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "hm... 15 min?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "oh, I don't need long. That will be plenty." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "cool" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "I will be ready again as soon as my freakin' kettle is." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "huh. Turns out that hob isn't working." | ||||
| Roger says, "Just keep waiting" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Anyway, I'm good otherwise. I'll just have to nip off when the kettle calls." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "Thank you. You're very helpful." | ||||
| Roger says, "This game taught me a lot about how water-boiling works" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "haha" | ||||
| Roger says, "A perfect balance of heat and osmosis, is all you need" | ||||
| DavidW says, "back" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "That's just it: I don't have the perfect balance of heat because my stove is b0rked." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Had two bowls of Cocoa Rice Krispies with some shredded coconut added. Like nanaimo bars without the butter." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "heh" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "mmkay, where were we?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh right, we were deaded." | ||||
| Roger says, "Trying to get past guards" | ||||
| DavidW says, "well, I think we want to somehow rescue Beauty." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "hold up hands" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hold up. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think putting the gas in the vent might do it" | |||
| Roger asks, "The poison gas?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Rusting Accelarator Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yeah" | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "How will *we* breathe?" | ||||
| Roger says, "Go for it" | ||||
| Fang says, "I'm scared that might kill sleeping beauty" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, I know, we can breathe through our shoe." | ||||
| DavidW says, "We'll be in our room. The vent will magically waft the gas away from us 'cause we're the good guy." | ||||
| Roger asks, "Who wrote this, anyway?" | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "I see." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Or we might die horribly." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "More of the magicalfantasylandchemistry." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "type list" | ||||
Floyd | LOG101 Floyd | LOG137 Floyd | LOG138 Floyd | LOG179 Floyd | LOG196 Floyd | LOG311 Floyd | LOG314 Floyd | LOG324 Floyd | LOG348 Floyd | LOG389 Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "We might get sports and die" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "burn second page" | ||||
Floyd | You set the second page on fire with the lighter-pen and all that Floyd | remains is ashes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "lets burn something we will never want to read again" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "It was written by HermDog." | ||||
| DavidW asks (of Fang), "Such as?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Rusting Accelarator Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a secret document Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "burn secret document" | ||||
Floyd | You set the secret document on fire with the lighter-pen and all that Floyd | remains is ashes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Ashes Floyd | Rusting Accelarator Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of mercury Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "We don't need that?" | |||
| Fang says, "we only need the pages" | ||||
| Fang says, "inside it" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put ashes in red bucket" | ||||
Floyd | You put Ashes into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put mercury in red bucket" | ||||
Floyd | (the bar of mercury in the red bucket) Floyd | You put the bar of mercury into the red bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "light burner" | ||||
Floyd | You cannot burn that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on burner" | ||||
Floyd | You start the chemiconverter by igniting the burner. You hear the Floyd | chemicals gurgle and gargle. Floyd | Floyd | Poof. All the chemicals are gone and you are left with nothing.The Floyd | burner turns itself off. Floyd | Floyd | A beaker with Poisonous gas appears in the blue bucket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take gas" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x it" | ||||
Floyd | A beaker of poisonous. Very deadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang exclaims, "good thing there's no oxygen in this room!" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf9" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline giggles. | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put it in vent" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "maybe we can get a bar of oxygen somewhere" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put gas in vent" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gas" | ||||
Floyd | A beaker of poisonous. Very deadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "put gas in ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | You put Poisonous gas into the ventilation system. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take gas" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "I think I saw a bar of oxygen around here somewhere" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "sorry." | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Roger), "yay" | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "open gas" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Roger says (to floyd), "open beaker" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "can we go north now?" | |||
| Roger says (to floyd), "break gas" | ||||
Floyd | There is nothing to attack Floyd | > | Roger says, "sure" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | The guards are a bit surprised to see you suddenly walk into the Floyd | hallway. They pull their guns on you and order you to hold your hands Floyd | up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm." | |||
| Fang says, "the guards are rather simple minded" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take gas" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw gas" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "verbose" | ||||
Floyd | Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best is now in its "verbose" mode, which Floyd | always gives long descriptions of locations (even if you've been there Floyd | before). Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "maybe we should talk to mom" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mum" | ||||
Floyd | You will need to end your current call before calling someone else. Floyd | Floyd | > | Roger says, "I'm all for talking" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "hang up" | ||||
Floyd | You end the phone call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mum" | ||||
Floyd | Like a good son you call your mother. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call mum" | ||||
Floyd | Your mother is already on the line. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mom about herself" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask mum about man" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: I don't know what you are talking about honey. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mom for advice" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Huh? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask mum about drill" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask mum about me" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "tell mom about gas" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: I don't know what you are talking about honey. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mom about mom" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "clearly mother knows best" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask mum about agency" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Huh? Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "I'm not sure but I think the phrasing might be >ASK [SUBJECT]" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "about" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "ask mom" | ||||
Floyd | You: How are you mother? Floyd | Mother: Well you know it is quite comfortable here at Shady Oaks Floyd | Retirement Village, but I do get a bit lonely. Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to mom" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "commands" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask mom" | ||||
Floyd | You: How are you mother? Floyd | Mother: Well you know it is quite comfortable here at Shady Oaks Floyd | Retirement Village, but I do get a bit lonely. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask gas" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask drill" | ||||
Floyd | You: Goldtooth is drilling to the center of the earth and he will Floyd | unleash unknown devestation in an attempt to rule the world. Floyd | Mother: Well beat me with a wet banana. You must find a way to stop Floyd | those drills. Floyd | > | Fang says, "I think mother is HQ" | |||
| Ellison says, "ha ha" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask computer" | ||||
Floyd | You: I'm struggling to use the computer. It is difficult to work with. Floyd | Mother: What's a computer dear? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask guards" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask agency" | ||||
Floyd | You: Mum, I need to tell you something Floyd | Mother: Yes dear. Floyd | You: I'm not a shoe salesman. I am a secret agent working for a Floyd | clandestine government agency protecting the world from evil and bad Floyd | hairdo's. Floyd | Mother: I know dear. You told me last time you got trapped in a Floyd | difficult situation. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask me" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask man" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Huh? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask poison" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask avogadro" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask ventilation" | ||||
Floyd | You: There is a ventilation system here but I can't get it to work. Floyd | Mother: Tell me about it. Out air-con is controlled from a central Floyd | office and the other day is blew in the most awful smells from Mr. Floyd | Burnside's room. That man's flatulence is incredible. Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask equipment" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: I don't know what you are talking about honey. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chemistry" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Huh? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask sleeping" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask candy floss" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: I don't know what you are talking about honey. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | There is an opening in the north wall that leads to a hallway. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline waves and makes an isquiesque departure for home. | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask lab" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask ciosa" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask password" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Huh? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask escape" | ||||
Floyd | You: Some people captured me and stuck me in a laboratory on a torture Floyd | bed. Floyd | Mother: That is horrible. Someone must save you. Won't that government Floyd | types send in the artillery or something? Floyd | You: Yes mum. When you are very important they send in the artillery. Floyd | I'm sure they will come soon. Floyd | Mother: I don't know. You can never trust those government types. Floyd | Especially the sneaky ones. I will come over as soon as I get my Floyd | medicine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask medicine" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: That doesn't make sense dear. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Jacqueline arrives, ready to play with the toys. | Jacqueline asks, "Ugh. Whaddimiss?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask escape" | ||||
Floyd | You: Some people captured me and stuck me in a laboratory on a torture Floyd | bed. Floyd | Mother: That is horrible. Someone must save you. Won't that government Floyd | types send in the artillery or something? Floyd | You: Yes mum. When you are very important they send in the artillery. Floyd | I'm sure they will come soon. Floyd | Mother: I don't know. You can never trust those government types. Floyd | Especially the sneaky ones. I will come over as soon as I get my Floyd | medicine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "tell escape" | ||||
Floyd | You: Some people captured me and stuck me in a laboratory on a torture Floyd | bed. Floyd | Mother: That is horrible. Someone must save you. Won't that government Floyd | types send in the artillery or something? Floyd | You: Yes mum. When you are very important they send in the artillery. Floyd | I'm sure they will come soon. Floyd | Mother: I don't know. You can never trust those government types. Floyd | Especially the sneaky ones. I will come over as soon as I get my Floyd | medicine. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "maybe we should call Jack Bauer to deal with the guards" | |||
| DavidW says, "that's about it" | ||||
| Ellison says, "was wondering if it'd be different" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask saurkraut" | ||||
Floyd | Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "hang up" | ||||
Floyd | You end the phone call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask pies" | ||||
Floyd | There is not really anyone to talk to. You might want to mak a phone Floyd | call and ask them about things or tell them about things. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "er" | |||
| Ellison asks, "I don't think the note said anything about temperature changes, but can we light or burn something in the ventilation shaft?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call agency" | ||||
Floyd | You dutifully call your handlers. Floyd | "Welcome to the C.A.T. emergency help-line. If you are need of Floyd | assistance please ask for one of the agents on duty to be dispatched Floyd | to your current location". Floyd | "Current agents on duty is Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, Sidney Bristow, Floyd | James Bond, Austin Powers, Maxwell Smart and Chuck." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call jack bauer" | ||||
Floyd | I don't know that number. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | The guards are a bit surprised to see you suddenly walk into the Floyd | hallway. They pull their guns on you and order you to hold your hands Floyd | up. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "jack bauer" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "well, it sounds as if we need to get a control for the vent system." | |||
| Roger says (to floyd), "ask for jack bauer" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent Jack Bauer has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. You watch on screen as Agent Bauer breaks into the compound Floyd | and starts searching around. Floyd | Floyd | After much searching he is unable to find anything but a guard which Floyd | he bashes up and then he leaves. Floyd | Floyd | It was ugly but you have learned many lessons on effective torture. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a Floyd | prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Floyd | Escape might be difficult. Floyd | Floyd | On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a Floyd | table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a Floyd | computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof. Floyd | Floyd | There is an opening in the north wall that leads to a hallway. Floyd | Floyd | On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "torture man" | ||||
Floyd | With a slap in the face you wake up Mr. Bounfiglio. He seems unwilling Floyd | to answer questions so you start implementing some of the most Floyd | terrifying torture methods you know, namely tickling of the feet. At Floyd | first he tries to resist but eventually he can't take it any longer. Floyd | He starts telling you everything he knows from his earliest childhood Floyd | memories to the size of Mr. Goldtooth's underwear. Most importantly he Floyd | tells you that typing "GEOTHERMALNUCLEARENERGY" on the computer will Floyd | open every door in the compound. Spent of energy and secrets he Floyd | collapses again unconcious. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "my" | |||
| Fang says, "well, well" | ||||
| Fang says, "he's just telling us what we want to hear though. Torture never gives useful information" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "ha" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "type escape" | ||||
Floyd | Escape sequence initiated. Please enter password: Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "type geothermalnuclearenergy" | ||||
Floyd | you type in the password and press <ENTER>. Somewhere you hear the Floyd | souns of multiple doors unlocking. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "call agency" | ||||
Floyd | If you are need of assistance please ask for one of the agents on duty Floyd | to be dispatched to your current location". Floyd | "Current agents on duty is Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, Sidney Bristow, Floyd | James Bond, Austin Powers, Maxwell Smart and Chuck." Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang asks, "I guess sidney bristow might knock out the guards?" | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "cf10" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I have no idea. Who is he?" | |||
| Fang says, "Alias spygirl" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Sorry. Don't know him. or her." | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask for sidney bristow" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent Sidney Bristow has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. On screen you see the attractive Agent Bristow in an Floyd | outlandish dress. She works her way towards the hallway and charms her Floyd | way past the guards. Floyd | You see her open one of the doors and enter into the room where Floyd | Sleeping Beauty is! They talk a bit and then walk out the door. Floyd | Just as they step out of the door the guards surround them with guns Floyd | drawn. Sleeping Beauty tries for a quick getaway but both agents get Floyd | mowed down. Floyd | Floyd | Your true love has died! Floyd | Floyd | Eventually the guards remove their bodies and the screen returns to Floyd | normal. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "ah but which was our true love? We'd never know" | |||
| Fang asks, "who is maxwell smart?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Sleeping Beauty, I assume." | ||||
| Roger says, "jfc" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "ack" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Maxwell Smart is the bumbling secret agent of Get Smart, a tv show." | ||||
| Ellison says (to Fang), "the protagonist of Get Smart" | ||||
| Fang says, "ah" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask for maxwell smart" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent Maxwel Smart has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. On screen you see Agent Smart sneaking into the compound Floyd | only to be captured within five mintues. Floyd | Floyd | Smart: Would you believe that there is 500 elite paratroopers Floyd | converging on this position right now? Floyd | Floyd | Guard: I find that hard to believe. Floyd | Smart: How about a nuclear submarine? Floyd | Floyd | Guard: No I wouldn't. Floyd | Smart: Two drunks and an angry monkey? Floyd | Floyd | The guard grows tired of Smart's ranting and throws him out of the Floyd | compound. The screen returns to normal. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "ask for jason bourne" | ||||
Floyd | Help-line: Agent Jason Bourne has been dispatched to your location. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is Floyd | activated. You watch on the screen how Agent Bourne enters the Floyd | compound and starts beating up guards with a rolled-up newspaper. He Floyd | works his way down into the hallway and dispacthes the three guards Floyd | with emaculate efficiency. Just as he finishes off the last guard he Floyd | pauses for a second. It looks like he has forgotten what he was doing. Floyd | He promptly turns around, walks away and leaves the compound. The Floyd | screen returns to normal Floyd | > | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | There is some dead guards lying around. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "there we go" | |||
| DavidW says, "okay" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x guards" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "and all the doors are open so we ought to be able to search around." | |||
| Fang asks, "wanna drive?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "not really" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Are we going to go find her?" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "looks like Beauty's cell is likely north, and the exist is west?" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You open the prison door and find Agent Sleeping Beauty. She is Floyd | enamoured to see you. First things first, you decide to tell her of Floyd | your undying love for her. She is estatic and gives you a passionate Floyd | kiss. She will never leave your side again. Floyd | You return to the hallway. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "well, that was easy" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "x beauty" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | There is some dead guards lying around. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "enamoured" | |||
| inky says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Poisonous gas Floyd | Rusting Accelarator Floyd | a pen Floyd | a third page Floyd | a second page Floyd | a first page Floyd | a soda can Floyd | a bar of platina Floyd | an envelope Floyd | a letter Floyd | a suit (being worn) Floyd | a shoe Floyd | a jacket (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "hmm" | |||
| DavidW asks, "Where'd she go?" | ||||
| Fang says, "clearly not into our inventory, however possessive we might feel" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | There is some dead guards lying around. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "She will never leave our side." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x side" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "She's probably like Obi Wan." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "x beauty" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Maybe we can rescue her several times." | |||
| inky says, "you can't make out with ghost obi wan" | ||||
| inky says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You open the prison door and find Agent Sleeping Beauty. She is Floyd | enamoured to see you. First things first, you decide to tell her of Floyd | your undying love for her. She is estatic and gives you a passionate Floyd | kiss. She will never leave your side again. Floyd | You return to the hallway. Floyd | Floyd | > | Fang says, "maybe she's invisible woman" | |||
| Fang says, "haha" | ||||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | hallway Floyd | It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. Floyd | There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. Floyd | There is some dead guards lying around. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "So we never even open her cell." | |||
| Fang says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Together with Agent Sleeping Beauty you slip up the stairs and through Floyd | the now empty compound. Floyd | Floyd | You have escaped and saved your true love. Life can only get better Floyd | from here Floyd | You have completed 2 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game Floyd | endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one Floyd | way to complete a task. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have won *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | Fang asks, "do we want to go for all the objectives?" | |||
| Jacqueline says, "w00" | ||||
| DavidW says, "It'd be nice if we had a clue how to use the rusting agent or the gas." | ||||
| Fang says, "yeah" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Or the board of buttons, for that matter." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "hm, yeah" | ||||
| Fang says, "well, the board of buttons make sense, surely" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Or how we were supposed to find the gapdoor in the first place." | ||||
| Fang says, "yeah" | ||||
| Fang asks, "so hang on, did this game win a prize or something?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I don't remember, but I don't think so." | ||||
| Ellison says, "I bet 'geothermonuclearenergy' opens up the door if we hadn't done so" | ||||
| Fang asks, "why did we play it?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Because I hadn't played it." | ||||
| Fang says, "ah" | ||||
| DavidW says, "And it was released in 2010." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Fang), "Potentially we should be nominating this for a Xyzzy." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "Somehow, I don't think we will." | ||||
| Fang says, "heh" | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Craziest game... did that get added as a new category?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "It wouldn't win that." | ||||
| Jacqueline exclaims, "Well no, but it's an honor just to be nominated!" | ||||
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||||
| Fang asks, "really, what is a baryies?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I think it's 'barium' made to sound more like 'berries' so we could have a pun." | ||||
| Roger says, "That was my assumption" | ||||
| Roger asks, "Did the buttons ever do anything?" | ||||
| Roger asks, "But what's Azote?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Roger), "We didn't get them to do anything useful." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I don't have a guess about Azote." | ||||
| Roger says, "Game most likely designed to cash in on official hint books" | ||||
| inky says, "this very old table of the elements contains all this stuff: [LINK]" | ||||
| DavidW says, "oh. Azote = Nitrogen." | ||||
| Roger says, "Hunh" | ||||
| inky says, "(and even lime and soda)" | ||||
| inky says, "but presumably this game isn't set in 1805" | ||||
| DavidW | Antoine Lavoisier referred to it as "mephitic air" or azote, from the Greek word (azotos) meaning "lifeless". | ||||
| Roger says, "Hunh, mephits" | ||||
| Roger says, "(a minor elemental monster type in D&D)" | ||||
| Fang says, "wait, I thought the buttons were important for the bunsen burner" | ||||
| Roger says, "I don't think so" | ||||
| Roger asks, "Did the latest new year's speed-if get any entries?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Yes. Two. They were played last weekend." | ||||
| Roger says, "Ah" | ||||
| DavidW says, "[LINK]" | ||||
| DavidW says, "sez it should be Barytes, not Baryies." | ||||
| DavidW | Baryte, or barite, (BaSO4) is a mineral consisting of barium sulfate. | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Well, I suspect HermDog is not a native English speaker, fwiw. I always hate making that assumption, but... yeah." | ||||
| Roger says, "I think he may be an actual dog." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "hahahaaawwww." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I missed inky's link." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Fine, fine. I'll come clean: I am HermDog." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "irta lick" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Bruce has corrupted you." | ||||
| DavidW says, "and by Bruce, I mean Adam Thornton." | ||||
| DavidW says, "She must be lagging." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "hrm. afk" | ||||
| Roger disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | DavidW asks, "well, are we done? Or do people feel like poking it a bit more?" | |||
| DavidW says, "I suppose we should wait for Jacq regardless." | ||||
| Roger says, "I'm feeling all poked out" | ||||
| Ellison says, "I'll probably play with this game a bit on my own" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I suspect there's clever stuff we missed but it would take extra effort to figure out and might not be as fun." | ||||
| Ellison says, "it ended up being better than I expected" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I suppose the game's title didn't sound too inticing." | ||||
| Ellison says, "we never found out why we are such a drama queen" | ||||
| Fang has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||||
| Ellison has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | DavidW says, "Agent DQ7... License to Spit." | |||
| Roger asks, "What was it written in?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "version" | ||||
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Colours! Blue, orange and purple,... I like purple. Oooooh, look here Floyd | comes a green one. You watch in amazement as a whole swarm of red with Floyd | specks of yellow moves in and start chasing the other colours away. Floyd | You decide that this is improper and you will not stand for such Floyd | behaviour. You try hitting the red colours but you arms seem unable to Floyd | move. Next you try kicking it but your legs seem to be the weight of Floyd | icebergs. In a last ditch attempt you lick the colours. Floyd | Floyd | With a slap in the face you wake up and notice that next to you is a Floyd | decidedly unhappy man with a very wet arm. He stares angrily at you, Floyd | mutters under his breath, in language that mother would not approve Floyd | of, and walks of out of your view. Floyd | Floyd | Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best Floyd | An Interactive Spy Mission by HermDog Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100130 / Inform 7 build 5Z71 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory (on the bed) Floyd | You crane your neck to see where you are only to notice... not much. Floyd | It seems you are restrained on some kind of bed or torture device. Floyd | That would explain why you were unable to move your arms and legs. In Floyd | fact all you can move is your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Inform 7." | |||
| Roger says, "Hunh. I'm not sure why it was something else. Maybe things like 'Ashes'." | ||||
| DavidW has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Jacqueline says, "Sorry I had to step away - phone call from my mother." | |||
| Jacqueline asks, "I take it I can shut down Perry?" | ||||
| Ellison says, "I believe you can" | ||||
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