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| Jacqueline says, "Let's begin." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load revolution" | ||||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | | ||||
| Nitku says, "well funk me" | ||||
| Jacqueline pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Today is the day you've been waiting for! Today is the day when the Floyd | Revolution arrives to sweep over this entire town, converting it to a Floyd | worker's paradise! Your heart beats with trepidation and excitement Floyd | and you can almost taste victory! Floyd | But victory's not here yet. You still have a lot of work to do. After Floyd | all, it's like Marx said: It's one thing to interpret the world but Floyd | the point is to change it. And today, change will come! Floyd | Now if only you could find your Revolutionary To-Do List... Floyd | Floyd | The People's Glorious Revolutionary Text Adventure Game Floyd | An Interactive Revolution by Taylor Vaughan Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 100930 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west (how appropriate!) and a Floyd | staircase leads downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | A giant workers' flag hangs on the back wall, filling your heart with Floyd | Revolutionary Pride. Floyd | Floyd | Underneath the flag sits the committee's desk, upon which all Floyd | Revolutionary Managerial Work is accomplished. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison arrives, ready to play with the toys. | Ellison says, "w00t. I'm here!" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||||
Floyd | You've known since you were 12 that it's fate that you share a name Floyd | with the late, great Karl Marx. You've also been trying to grow out a Floyd | beard like his but so far that hasn't gone very well. Floyd | Floyd | Your head itches beneath your papakha. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "oh yeah, this game" | |||
| Jacqueline says (to Ell), "You just missed the introtext - might want to recap the room." | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "salute flag" | ||||
Floyd | You salute the workers' flag. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "(And hooray that you are here.)" | |||
| dsimon asks, "What would... trotsky do?" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x bracelet" | ||||
Floyd | A small bracelet with the words "What Would Trotsky Do?" as a reminder Floyd | to always do the Revolutionary Thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "(And we might be playing your speed IF after this is done, Ell.)" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "scratch head" | ||||
Floyd | You swore a solemn vow not to remove the papakha from your head until Floyd | the Revolution is achieved! Floyd | Well, on the other hand, your hair is getting really greasy and itchy. Floyd | It probably wouldn't hurt to take your hat off for a minute or two. Floyd | Tucked into the hollow of your papakha is your to-do list. So that's Floyd | where it went! Floyd | Floyd | You scratch your hair. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hehe, one point" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | ( ) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | ( ) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline exclaims, "I never saw this list!" | |||
| Ellison says, "did the walkthrough that came with this game spell out all of the alternate solutions? I can't remember how much of this game is still undiscovered country for me" | ||||
| Jacqueline exclaims, "That might have been helpful!" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Let's party like it's a glorious 1999 revolution" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "'parts'?" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Comrade semenov maybe is a robot, or maybe just a tinkerer" | ||||
| DavidW asks (of Jacqueline), "My head was itchy. I scratched. Seemed a obvious thing to try, no?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west (how appropriate!) and a Floyd | staircase leads downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | A giant workers' flag hangs on the back wall, filling your heart with Floyd | Revolutionary Pride. Floyd | Floyd | Underneath the flag sits the committee's desk, upon which all Floyd | Revolutionary Managerial Work is accomplished. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x flag" | ||||
Floyd | A glorious red flag emblazoned with a yellow hammer and sickle. Just Floyd | looking at it swells your heart with pride and anticipation. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x work" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "whoa, I don't think I ever took off my hat, either" | |||
| DB arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | A fine wooden desk, carved out of solid wood, no doubt by an oppressed Floyd | worker. Luckily his work was turned to good use when the Committee Floyd | liberated this desk from the basement of a nearby office building Floyd | where it was wasting away as an example of capitalist decadence. Floyd | Floyd | The desk has a single large drawer. The drawer is closed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "open it" | ||||
Floyd | You open the drawer, revealing some borscht. Floyd | Floyd | Guiltily, you quickly put your papakha back on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x borscht" | ||||
Floyd | An bowl of old, rancid borscht. Who knows how long it was in that Floyd | drawer? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "find supplies" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Hey" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take borscht" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Ack" | |||
| DavidW says, "hey DB" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Perhaps we should pick a driver for a while" | ||||
| dsimon asks, "DB?" | ||||
| Alex says (to dsimon), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that a DB is a database." | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat borscht" | ||||
Floyd | The borscht has really gone bad. There's no way you're going to even Floyd | taste it. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to dsimon), "I was saying hi to Duncan." | |||
| DB asks, "Can you fill me in on what's happened in the game?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to DB), "We found a to-do list and some borscht." | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "smell borscht" | ||||
Floyd | It smells terrible. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "hey DB" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | A fine wooden desk, carved out of solid wood, no doubt by an oppressed Floyd | worker. Luckily his work was turned to good use when the Committee Floyd | liberated this desk from the basement of a nearby office building Floyd | where it was wasting away as an example of capitalist decadence. Floyd | Floyd | The desk has a single large drawer. The drawer is open. It contains Floyd | nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar says, "we started, scratched our head and found our to-do list, saluted the flag and found some old borsht" | |||
| DavidW says, "spoiled borscht." | ||||
| Jacqueline says (to DB), "Also, you can now recap the room, fwiw." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "There's a recap command but I forget what it is" | ||||
| Ellison says, "@recap #clubfloyd 100000" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "but maybe not that many lines" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "look under desk" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west (how appropriate!) and a Floyd | staircase leads downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | A giant workers' flag hangs on the back wall, filling your heart with Floyd | Revolutionary Pride. Floyd | Floyd | Underneath the flag sits the committee's desk, upon which all Floyd | Revolutionary Managerial Work is accomplished, drawer opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x light" | ||||
Floyd | A red light. It makes it a little difficult to read or write, but the Floyd | Revolutionary Ambiance it provides is worth it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take flag" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | This room is filled with all sorts of machines and inventions for the Floyd | betterment of the lives of the proletariat. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Semenov sits at his workbench, hunched over an undoubtedly Floyd | miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench (on which are the Marxist Floyd | Ventriloquator Mk II, the Communistic Converter and some sleeping Floyd | serum) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x semenov" | ||||
Floyd | Comrade Semenov is a diligent worker, his life devoted to science. He Floyd | is currently fiddling intently with the circuit board of his latest Floyd | creation, his eyes hidden behind his impenetrably thick glasses. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "where does he find such wonderful toys" | |||
| dsimon says, "Ah, the Q to our proletarian james bond" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ventrilo" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mk" | ||||
Floyd | The Ventriloquator is a long plastic tube that widens at one end into Floyd | a curved speaker. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II, the Communistic Floyd | Converter or the miraculous device? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "miraculous" | ||||
Floyd | The device is currently in many small pieces. That, along with the Floyd | fact that you have little to no knowledge of electronics, means you Floyd | have no idea what it is or what it does. Floyd | Floyd | The miraculous device is currently switched off. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "The Converter looks useful." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "turn it on" | ||||
Floyd | You can't turn on the miraculous device while Comrade Semenov is Floyd | holding it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x converter" | ||||
Floyd | The Communistic Converter is a rather small cylinder with some nasty Floyd | looking spikes coming out of one end. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | "That's the Communistic Converter, Commissar," Semenov says. "It's a Floyd | very powerful piece of technology. Put it on someone and it will Floyd | inject pure Revolutionary Spirit into them, instantly converting them Floyd | to our side. Be very careful with it though, it can only be used Floyd | once." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about miraculous device" | ||||
Floyd | "What's that you're working on now, Comrade Semenov?" you ask. Floyd | "This is going to be the greatest piece of Revolutionary Technology Floyd | known to man, Commissar! It's so exciting I can't find ample words to Floyd | describe it," Semenov jabbers as he pokes at the device with even more Floyd | excitement. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Ooh... one use only..." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take ventriloquator" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | "The Marxist Ventriloquator mark II is an amazing device," Semenov Floyd | says. "Simply point it at a person or object and he, she or it will be Floyd | forced to shout out a glorious Marxist quote!" Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "HA" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take serum" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | "That's a super-potent (but safe and nonaddictive!) sleeping serum, Floyd | Commissar," Semenov says. "I invented it so that a Revolutionary can Floyd | get the sleep he or she needs in order to function for a full day's Floyd | worth of Revolutionary Work. It tastes pretty bad by itself, though. Floyd | You should probably put it into a food or drink if you want to have Floyd | some." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at semenov" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at Comrade Semenov. Floyd | Comrade Semenov suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Workers of the world, unite!" Floyd | "I'm trying to work here, Commissar," Semenov frowns. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar says, "point ventriloquator at jacq" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at me" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at yourself. Floyd | You suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts "Outside of Floyd | a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to Floyd | read!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about parts" | ||||
Floyd | "What do you need for me to get for you?" you ask. Floyd | Semenov glances at the parts strewn across his workbench. "I think Floyd | that all I need to finish the device is a computer's motherboard, Floyd | Commissar." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at flag" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the workers' flag. Floyd | The workers' flag suddenly acquires a voice. "I never forget a face, Floyd | but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception!" it shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about motherboard" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me about the motherboard you need, Comrade Semenov," you say. Floyd | "It's fairly simple," Semenov says, "I just need a regular motherboard Floyd | like you can find in any computer." Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "guess all Marxes are equal in the revolution." | |||
| eladnarra says, "hahaha" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Hehehe" | ||||
| Ellison says, "#juvenile heh, Semenov. I missed that last time" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "I'm thinking that it's the wrong kind of marx quotes" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about himself" | ||||
Floyd | "How are you doing, Comrade Semenov?" you ask. Floyd | "I'm fine, Commissar," Semenov says. "Right now I'm excited to finish Floyd | this device." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | This room is filled with all sorts of machines and inventions for the Floyd | betterment of the lives of the proletariat. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Semenov sits at his workbench, hunched over an undoubtedly Floyd | miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x workbench" | ||||
Floyd | The workbench is cluttered with all manner of half-assembled gizmos, Floyd | assorted electronic parts, tools and incomprehensible blueprints. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "show flag to comrade" | ||||
Floyd | Comrade Semenov doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "gasp" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "search workbench" | ||||
Floyd | There is nothing on Semenov's workbench. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me, Comrade, how do you feel about the Revolution?" you ask. Floyd | Semenov looks at you, smiling. "I'm ready for the Revolution to arrive Floyd | as soon as possible, Commissar. I can't wait for the day when I can Floyd | turn science to peaceful ends for the good of the proletariat." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "get semenov" | ||||
Floyd | I don't suppose Comrade Semenov would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about proletariat" | ||||
Floyd | Semenov shrugs and silently continues working. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask semenov about name" | ||||
Floyd | Semenov shrugs and silently continues working. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hm, that's a slight bug, there's nothing on the cluttered workbench" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about science" | ||||
Floyd | Semenov shrugs and silently continues working. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder asks, "it's an abstract clutter?" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask comrade about me" | ||||
Floyd | "What do you think of me as a Commissar, Comrade Semenov?" you ask. Floyd | Semenov looks up at you seriously. "I think you're quite capable, and Floyd | I'm glad to be working alongside you to bring about the Revolution," Floyd | he says. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar asks, "or meta-clutter?" | |||
| DavidW says, "still, there ought to be mention of the clutter." | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | This room is filled with all sorts of machines and inventions for the Floyd | betterment of the lives of the proletariat. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Semenov sits at his workbench, hunched over an undoubtedly Floyd | miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "read list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | ( ) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | ( ) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west and a staircase leads Floyd | downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | The committee's desk sits against the back wall, drawer opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, ""And do come back in one piece, Comrade Bond"" | |||
| DB says, "hehe" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Jetski grins a dopey grin at you. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, reading a comic book. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x book" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x comic" | ||||
Floyd | The comic colorfully details the adventures of Captain Freedom as he Floyd | fights the Red Menace. What garbage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at jetski" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at Comrade Jetski. Floyd | Comrade Jetski suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Workers of the world, unite!" Floyd | Jetski grins stupidly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at comioc" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at comic" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the comic. Floyd | The comic suddenly acquires a voice. "Religion is the opium of the Floyd | masses!" it shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x jetski" | ||||
Floyd | Jetski may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let Floyd | that fool you. He really is an idiot. Luckily he seems to have a Floyd | ridiculous amount of blind luck, avoiding both injury and arrest Floyd | despite how out of his league the missions he usually attempts tend to Floyd | be. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask jetski about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Comrade Jetski, how do you feel about the Revolution?" you ask. Floyd | Jetski grins a dopey smile at you. "I tell ya, Commissar, I just can't Floyd | wait!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take comic" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to belong to Comrade Jetski. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask jetski for comic" | ||||
Floyd | "I need to requisition that comic book, Comrade Jetski," you say. Floyd | "But Commissar," Jetski whines, "I'll get bored and fall asleep and Floyd | then I can't guard the HQ! You can have it but first I need something Floyd | else to keep me from getting bored..." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a workers' flag Floyd | some borscht Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give borscht to jetski" | ||||
Floyd | "Are you hungry, Comrade Jetski?" you ask. "Would you like this Floyd | borscht I found in the desk drawer?" Floyd | "Oh hey, that's where that went!" Jetski says, slapping himself in the Floyd | forehead. "Sure thing, Commissar, I'm pretty hungry." He grabs the Floyd | borscht and gobbles it down, then lets out a hearty Revolutionary Floyd | Belch. "Wow, that's even better when it's a few days old," he says. Floyd | "I'm full of energy now, no chance of getting bored. Here, you can Floyd | take the comic book I was reading." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take comic" | ||||
Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "huh" | |||
| dsimon says, "Hmm" | ||||
| DB says, "I'm a little surprised that worked." | ||||
| DavidW says, "me too" | ||||
| dsimon says, "That was almost too easy. I wonder if there are multiple solutions" | ||||
| Tale arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | Lionheart says, "That was pretty random" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "Look at you people, looking a gift borscht in the mouth." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a workers' flag Floyd | some borscht Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "I thought we'd have to hold on to that for the sleeping serum." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "cf2" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a workers' flag Floyd | some borscht Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give flag to jetski" | ||||
Floyd | "Oh that's cool, Commissar!" Jetski grins. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a workers' flag Floyd | some borscht Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give list to jetski" | ||||
Floyd | "Oh that's cool, Commissar!" Jetski grins. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Well, I guess we should hold onto the borscht until we know we need the comic" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give mk ii to jetski" | ||||
Floyd | "Oh that's cool, Commissar!" Jetski grins. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Sounds good." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, reading a comic book. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is an American flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A construction worker walks past and salutes the flag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x flag" | ||||
Floyd | (the workers' flag) Floyd | A glorious red flag emblazoned with a yellow hammer and sickle. Just Floyd | looking at it swells your heart with pride and anticipation. Floyd | Floyd | > | Binder says, "yay a convert" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x american flag" | ||||
Floyd | This flag is the hateful symbol of the largest capitalistic nation in Floyd | the world! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x pole" | ||||
Floyd | A large metal poll with a rope on it, designed to hoist up a symbol to Floyd | remind those who pass by what they stand for. Floyd | Floyd | On the flagpole is an American flag. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "pull rope" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x rope" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x rope" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "pull pole" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "lower american flag" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "pull american flag" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "AFAIK every puzzle has at least 2 solutions" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put workers flag on pole" | ||||
Floyd | You attach the flag to the line and hoist it into the air. A gust of Floyd | wind catches it and it unfurls to its full length, proudly displaying Floyd | the hammer and sickle. A few people nearby gaze at it in wonder, then Floyd | slowly, carefully salute it. Floyd | Floyd | Looks like you've won the people's hearts! Floyd | Floyd | A passing mechanic looks up at the red flag and salutes it, grinning Floyd | madly. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "hahaha - oh dear, I suck. Conversation I had with maga a couple minutes ago (before we got majorly lagged):" | |||
| Jacqueline | Sam, does People's Glorious Revolution game have multiple, random starts? | ||||
| Jacqueline | No, I don't think so, why? | ||||
| Jacqueline | Because when I played it, I didn't harvest enough potatoes and they killed me. | ||||
| Jacqueline | Jacq, that was Gigantomania, and it is an entirely different game. | ||||
| dsimon says, "Hehehe" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "I voted in a large metal poll once." | ||||
| Nitku says, "and you can't put yourself into an unwinnable position" | ||||
| Ellison says (to Jacqueline), "ha ha" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing fast food worker looks up at the red flag and salutes it, Floyd | grinning madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x todo list" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | ( ) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x american flag" | ||||
Floyd | This flag is the hateful symbol of the largest capitalistic nation in Floyd | the world! Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline exclaims, "No wonder I never found the To Do list. I never played this!" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "burn it" | ||||
Floyd | That would be unpatriotic. Floyd | Floyd | > | Emily says, "ha ha" | |||
| DB says, "haha" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wear flag" | ||||
Floyd | (the American flag) Floyd | You can't wear that! Floyd | Floyd | > | Emily says, "this game would have been very different if item 3 weren't crossed off" | |||
| dsimon asks, "Isn't starting a revolution also unpatriotic?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A shady-looking peddler leans against an ice cream cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x peddler" | ||||
Floyd | A shifty-looking independent capitalist. He stands with his hands deep Floyd | in his pockets, slouching and grinning as people walk by. Floyd | Floyd | "Tootsie Frootsie ice cream!" shouts the peddler. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon asks, "A shady-looking ice cream peddler?" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | An old Tootsie-frootsie Ice Cream cart. Floyd | Floyd | In the ice cream cart are some books. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x books" | ||||
Floyd | Buried underneath copies of The Three Little Pigs and other Floyd | pornographic, bourgeoisie trash, you see a copy of The Communist Floyd | Manifesto Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to belong to the peddler. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask peddler about it" | ||||
Floyd | "I think I have a book about it somewhere..." mutters the peddler. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask peddler about manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me about The Communist Manifesto," you say. Floyd | "I'm sure you know more about it than I do, kid. It's yours for a Floyd | dollar." Floyd | Floyd | "Get your ice cream!" shouts the peddler. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "buy manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | The peddler laughs at you. "You don't have any money. This is a Floyd | capitalistic society, you know. You have to pay for things! But I tell Floyd | you what," he says, scratching his chin, "I can't see that ever Floyd | getting bought, so I'll trade it for another book if you want." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at peddler" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the peddler. Floyd | The peddler suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Religion is the opium of the masses!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "trade comic for manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask peddler about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Would you like to join the People's Glorious Revolution?" you ask. Floyd | The peddler shakes his head. "No thanks. I'm happy where I am." Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "So now I guess we need the comic" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s. s. give borscht to jetski" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing punk rocker looks up at the red flag and salutes it, Floyd | grinning madly. Floyd | Floyd | "Guten Tag, Commissar Karl!" shouts Jetski as he sees you. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, reading a comic book. Floyd | Floyd | "Are you hungry, Comrade Jetski?" you ask. "Would you like this Floyd | borscht I found in the desk drawer?" Floyd | "Oh hey, that's where that went!" Jetski says, slapping himself in the Floyd | forehead. "Sure thing, Commissar, I'm pretty hungry." He grabs the Floyd | borscht and gobbles it down, then lets out a hearty Revolutionary Floyd | Belch. "Wow, that's even better when it's a few days old," he says. Floyd | "I'm full of energy now, no chance of getting bored. Here, you can Floyd | take the comic book I was reading." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh, we don't have it at the moment." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n. n." | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A shady-looking peddler leans against an ice cream cart. Floyd | Floyd | "Fresh cold ice cream!" shouts the peddler. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "read comic" | ||||
Floyd | The comic colorfully details the adventures of Captain Freedom as he Floyd | fights the Red Menace. What garbage. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give comic to peddler" | ||||
Floyd | "Will this work for a trade?" you ask, offering Jetski's comic to the Floyd | peddler. Floyd | "Is that an original edition of Captain Freedom vs. The Red Menace?" Floyd | he says in shock, his eyes lighting up in greed. Floyd | "Maybe," you say, "What's it worth?" Floyd | "Oh, not much," he says, trying to keep his voice casual, "Really, I'm Floyd | still losing out by giving you the manifesto, but I guess we can make Floyd | that trade." Floyd | He snatches the comic out of your hands and tosses The Communist Floyd | Manifesto at you. Floyd | "So long, sucker," he says, rushing off with his newfound treasure. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | You have this great work memorized word-for-word. Within can be found Floyd | the greatest wisdom the world has yet produced. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "eat ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the ice cream cart) Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "ask peddler about ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (in Floyd | which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are some stamped Floyd | papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take stamp" | ||||
Floyd | The bureaucrat stops you. "Please fill out form T36-B, 'Requisition of Floyd | Government Office Supplies' before taking that." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask bureaucrat about form t36-b" | ||||
Floyd | The bureaucrat doesn't even look up. "Please fill out form F2-A, Floyd | 'Request for Intercourse with Government Employee' and then I'll talk Floyd | to you." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Start the sexy music." | |||
| dsimon says, "We'd probably need that form for the third item" | ||||
| DB asks, "We have to do *what* to get that stamp?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at bureaucrat" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the bureaucrat. Floyd | The bureaucrat suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Workers of the world, unite!" Floyd | "Please fill out form 9A-T, 'Request to Force a Government Employee to Floyd | Speak' before you do that again." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "g" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the bureaucrat. Floyd | The bureaucrat suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's Floyd | too dark to read!" Floyd | "Please fill out form 9A-T, 'Request to Force a Government Employee to Floyd | Speak' before you do that again." Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "hah" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at stamp" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the stamp. Floyd | The stamp suddenly acquires a voice. "Religion is the opium of the Floyd | masses!" it shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (in Floyd | which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are some stamped Floyd | papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat gets up, takes a form out of a filing cabinet, and Floyd | moves it to an identical filing cabinet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hit bureaucrat" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x inbox" | ||||
Floyd | In the Inbox are some unstamped papers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x unstamped papers" | ||||
Floyd | A stack of unintelligible forms. There's a large box in the lower Floyd | right corner of each, ostensibly to be stamped by a government Floyd | bureaucrat. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat wonders aloud about when lunch is, before glancing at Floyd | you balefully and getting back to work. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart asks, "No violence forms?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x stamped forms" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to examine the stamped papers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x stamped papers" | ||||
Floyd | A stack of unintelligible forms. Each has a large box in the lower Floyd | right corner and bears a red ink stamp. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "The forms are probably elsewhere." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take unstamped forms" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to take the unstamped papers. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take unstamped" | ||||
Floyd | The bureaucrat stops you. "Please fill out form H6-M5, 'Requisition of Floyd | Unreviewed Government Forms' before taking that." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take stamped" | ||||
Floyd | The bureaucrat stops you. "Please fill out form RB-5, 'Requisition of Floyd | Reviewed Government Forms' before taking that." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stamp forms" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Nah, this is a bureaucracy" | |||
| dsimon says, "Even if we had the forms, nothing would happen" | ||||
| dsimon says, "We need to distract this worker somehow" | ||||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "I don't really want to use up the serum..." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "stab worker with converter" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Do we need a stamp?" | |||
| Binder says, "not that I've noticed" | ||||
| dsimon says, "We need to disrupt the government operations" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "use converter on worker" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x converter" | ||||
Floyd | The Communistic Converter is a rather small cylinder with some nasty Floyd | looking spikes coming out of one end. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, looks at it, then Floyd | crumples it up and throws it away. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "touch converter to bureaucrat" | ||||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to touch the Communistic Floyd | Converter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "poke bureaucrat with converter" | ||||
Floyd | You stick the Converter on the back of the bureaucrat's neck. Floyd | His eyes suddenly light up with Revolutionary Fervor. "Commissar!" he Floyd | shouts, standing saluting you, "What do you require of me?" Floyd | "Um...I guess you can help me out by taking all these papers and Floyd | destroying them, thereby throwing the capitalist government into Floyd | confusion." Floyd | "Can do, Commissar!" shouts the bureaucrat, and runs out, grabbing the Floyd | papers and stamp on the way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "use converter on bureaucrat" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Also, is it a postage stamp, or a ink stamping stamp?" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | ( ) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "ink stamping stamp, for putting those red marks we saw on the forms" | |||
| dsimon says, "Bah! We totally crippled that infrastructure" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | You can see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (empty) and Floyd | an Outbox (empty)) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "I think we should undo and get the converter back" | |||
| DavidW says, "Is it crippled? I saw no (X)" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo. undo." | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Okay, whew" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (in Floyd | which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are some stamped Floyd | papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "good no need to restore" | |||
| dsimon says, "We may as well save here though" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x stamp" | ||||
Floyd | A large rubber stamped marked "APPROVED." Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, stamps it, and places it Floyd | in the outbox. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get outbox" | ||||
Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "The converter is a "skip puzzle" device" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "approve forms" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB asks, "Maybe we should explore a little more?" | |||
| dsimon says, "Seems reasonable" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bathroom Floyd | A simple bathroom, used by the government employees to refresh Floyd | themselves in various ways. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a toilet and a sink here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x toilet" | ||||
Floyd | You have to hand it to the capitalists. They can clean a mean toilet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x sink" | ||||
Floyd | A white porcelain sink. Floyd | Floyd | The sink is currently switched off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "flush toilet" | ||||
Floyd | You flush the toilet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "turn sink on" | ||||
Floyd | You switch the sink on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x sink" | ||||
Floyd | A white porcelain sink. Floyd | Floyd | The sink is currently switched on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "plug sink" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put papakha in sink" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Well, let's just drive up the bourgouise's water bill" | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "put papakha in toilet" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Ah, sorry" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bathroom Floyd | A simple bathroom, used by the government employees to refresh Floyd | themselves in various ways. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a toilet and a sink here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "put papakha in toilet" | ||||
Floyd | There's no reason to put that in the toilet. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "So what does belong in the toilet? Besides the obvious." | |||
| Gerynar says, "didn't work, can't plug the toilet with the hat" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put us flag in toilet" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "the converter is like the Wishbringer stone except you have to share your wishes with everyone" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put american flag in toilet" | ||||
Floyd | You shove the American flag into the toilet. After flushing it a few Floyd | times, it gets pretty seriously stuck deep in the plumbing. Nobody Floyd | will be able to use this toilet until they call a plumber. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "I guess *that's* not unpatriotic" | |||
| Binder says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | ( ) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Now to give the bureaucrat the runs" | |||
| Lionheart says, "Too bad we used the borscht" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Hm, yeah" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Maybe there are other food sources available" | ||||
| Gerynar asks, "might there be another way to get ice cream?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "search stuff" | ||||
Floyd | You look over what is for sale, and find absolutely nothing that's Floyd | even remotely useful or interesting. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask shopkeeper about stuff" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at you sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hm, just to see what happens..." | |||
| DavidW says, "We could probably pawn something for money." | ||||
| dsimon says, "use converter on shopkeeper" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "use converter on shopkeeper" | ||||
Floyd | The shock might kill him! Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Heh" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "sell manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Wait a sec" | |||
| dsimon asks, "Why do we still have the american flag?" | ||||
| Gerynar asks, "didn't we flush the flag?" | ||||
| eladnarra says, "uh oh" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Long flag is long" | ||||
| Nitku says, "that's a bug" | ||||
| DB says, "hehe" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point mk ii at shopkeeper" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the shopkeeper. Floyd | The shopkeeper suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Workers of the world, unite!" Floyd | The shopkeeper looks surprised at hearing his missing voice again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Ha" | eladnarra says, "heh" | |||
| Binder LAUGHS | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "sell ventriloquator" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask shopkeeper about revolution\" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at you sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask shopkeeper about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at you sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "I don't think the shopkeeper's voice has actually been healed" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x edifice" | ||||
Floyd | This office building is the tallest building in town, even bigger than Floyd | the town hall. But that's capitalism for you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Chambers lazes behind the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "And here is our source of bureaucrat-runs" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x chambers" | ||||
Floyd | Comrade Chambers is your inside man. He's made the ultimate sacrifice Floyd | -- exposing himself to the horrors of capitalistic work in order to Floyd | help destroy the system from the inside. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me your thoughts about the Revolution, Comrade Chambers," you Floyd | say. Floyd | Chambers straightens up excitedly. "It can't come soon enough, Karl. Floyd | I'm sick and tired of this mind-numbing capitalist job, and totally Floyd | ready for the worker's paradise!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask chambers for coffee" | ||||
Floyd | (Comrade Chambers first taking coffee) Floyd | "I'm working right now, Karl," Chambers says. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x coffee" | ||||
Floyd | You can't actually see the coffee here. It's probably in the backroom. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Backroom Floyd | This is the backroom of Bronco Coffee. Amidst the miscellaneous boxes Floyd | and packages, A small couch sits in the corner, on which employees are Floyd | allowed to sit during their pathetically short breaks. Floyd | You can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A large vat sits in the corner, slowly percolating the coffee for the Floyd | entire coffeehouse. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a greasy rag and some donuts here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x vat" | ||||
Floyd | This single vat brews the coffee for the customers. Look at this Floyd | uncaring capitalism -- no custom-brewed drinks just for you, instead Floyd | one draws all ones daily sustenance from the same murky puddle that's Floyd | been sitting around all day. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take va" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take vat" | ||||
Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | From the front, you hear someone order a drink. The vat gurgles, Floyd | pumping the coffee through a large pipe to deliver it to the Floyd | discerning customer. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB exclaims, "Donuts!" | |||
| dsimon says, "Oh fine" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take donuts" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x donuts" | ||||
Floyd | A box containing dozens of donuts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "dip donuts in vat" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put donuts in vat" | ||||
Floyd | I don't think that would improve the flavor. Floyd | Floyd | From the front, you hear someone order a drink. The vat gurgles, Floyd | pumping the coffee through a large pipe to deliver it to the Floyd | discerning customer. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "That could be the key." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x pipe" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar asks, "sleepinig serum in coffee?" | |||
| dsimon says, "Aaaah" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put serum in coffee" | ||||
Floyd | You pour a significant amount of the serum into the vat. It's quickly Floyd | mixed into the coffee. Floyd | Floyd | From the front, you hear someone order a drink. The vat gurgles, Floyd | pumping the coffee through a large pipe to deliver it to the Floyd | discerning customer. A few minutes pass, then the customer starts Floyd | shouting. Floyd | "This coffee is only making me more tired, not awake! I didn't order Floyd | decaf! You can be sure I'll tell everyone I know not to come here." Floyd | Floyd | Well, looks like you ruined the reputation of a major capitalist Floyd | chain. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Awesome." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "read list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | ( ) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | (X) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar says, "yay" | |||
| Ellison says, "what a horrible moment for me to run out of coffee" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Strike one for the revolution" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Chambers lazes behind the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give donuts to chambers" | ||||
Floyd | "That's interesting, Karl, but you'd better hold onto that," Chambers Floyd | says. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar asks, "for the office worker?" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | This is a small elevator nook. They've installed a security card Floyd | system since you were last here. Floyd | Considering that the last time you were here you stole a desk from the Floyd | basement, that isn't very surprising. Floyd | Since the elevators are apparently inaccessible, your only exit is to Floyd | the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "We can try." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x system" | ||||
Floyd | It looks complicated. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "kick system" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "up" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "attack system" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "But we might have to fill out a Bribing a Government Official Form or something." | |||
| Gerynar says, "he was mumbling about lunch" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put converter on system" | ||||
Floyd | Putting things on the security card system would achieve nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Ah yeah, maybe the donuts" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing doctor looks up at the red flag and salutes it, grinning Floyd | madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (in Floyd | which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are some stamped Floyd | papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat gets up, takes a form out of a filing cabinet, and Floyd | moves it to an identical filing cabinet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give donuts to worker" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give donuts to bureaucrat" | ||||
Floyd | The bureaucrat rejects your offering. "Please fill out form 37-B, Floyd | 'Request to Bribe a Government Employee' before you try that." Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hehehe" | |||
| dsimon says, "Good call, DB" | ||||
| DB says, "haha" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "fill for form 37-b" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Somehow I saw that coming." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "burn forms" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "eat donut" | ||||
Floyd | You're not hungry. Plus, the donuts look kind of stale anyway. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, looks at it, then files Floyd | it in one of the many identical filing cabinets lining the room. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Hm..." | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "put donuts on desk" | ||||
Floyd | You put the donuts on the bureaucrat's desk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Perhaps if you just... yeah, drop it." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are some donuts, an Floyd | Inbox (in which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are Floyd | some stamped papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, stamps it, and places it Floyd | in the outbox. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "burn papers" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the unstamped papers or the stamped papers? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "unstamped" | ||||
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat gets up, takes a form out of a filing cabinet, and Floyd | moves it to an identical filing cabinet. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Maybe put the donuts in the inbox?" | |||
| Lionheart exclaims, "Ah!" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put donuts in inbox" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the donuts) Floyd | Floyd | You put the donuts into the Inbox. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Good though" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat wonders aloud about when lunch is, before glancing at Floyd | you balefully and getting back to work. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "whistle" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "blow whistle" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "x clock" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x clock" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take donuts" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, looks at it, then Floyd | crumples it up and throws it away. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some donuts Floyd | a Communist Manifesto Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | The bureaucrat takes a form out of the inbox, stamps it, and places it Floyd | in the outbox. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x trash" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DB says (to Floyd), "x dust bin" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Dang." | |||
| dsimon says, "Well, we still have one more street to wander down" | ||||
| Lionheart asks, "Have we seen a bell of some wort?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rand's Liquors Floyd | Rand's Liquors is the main provider of alcoholic beverages in Floyd | Freedonia. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Thousands of varieties of bottles of every color imaginable sit upon Floyd | the shelves. Floyd | Floyd | The clerk leans on the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x clerk" | ||||
Floyd | The clerk looks absolutely bored and miserable. A sad victim of the Floyd | meaningless capitalistic "service economy"! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Would you like to join the People's Glorious Revolution?" you ask. Floyd | "Revolution?" the clerk looks at you, confused. "Isn't that the new Floyd | dance club they're opening this fall?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give manifesto to clerk" | ||||
Floyd | The liquor store clerk doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "tell clerk about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "The Revolution is going to be wonderful," you explain. "There will be Floyd | no more bosses, no more unjust wages, everyone will work for Floyd | themselves!" Floyd | "Sounds great," agrees the clerk. "Lemme know when it happens and I'll Floyd | be the first one there." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x bottles" | ||||
Floyd | The many bottles of alcohol smile benevolently at you from the Floyd | shelves. Floyd | A particular bottle of Russian vodka catches your interest. Floyd | Floyd | In the shelves is a bottle of vodka. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x vodka" | ||||
Floyd | A bottle of true Revolutionary Spirits: Perestroika brand authentic Floyd | Russian wodka, fuel of the Revolution! Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra asks, "try to give him the manifesto?" | |||
| Lionheart says, "A mind just waiting to be won" | ||||
| dsimon says, "I tried that" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "maybe the book can be used in the school" | ||||
| eladnarra says, "ah, lag. sorry~" | ||||
| DB asks, "Maybe we can read the book to him?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Gerynar), "Sounds possible." | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "read manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | You have this great work memorized word-for-word. Within can be found Floyd | the greatest wisdom the world has yet produced. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You grab the vodka. The perfect thing for a Communist Party! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | "Slow down there," says the clerk, pointing at the vodka bottle, "You Floyd | gotta pay for that." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "buy bottle" | ||||
Floyd | "Put it on the counter," says the clerk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put bottle on counter" | ||||
Floyd | The clerk looks over at the vodka, sighs and straightens up. "That'll Floyd | be $20, please." Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Well huh" | |||
| DavidW says, "We can probably get money by pawning something else." | ||||
| dsimon says, "Yeah" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Maybe we should'" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Maybe we should've pawned the comic" | ||||
| DB says, "Yeah..." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Also, the school might have a motherboard for Semenov." | ||||
| Gerynar says, "then we wouldn't have gotten the manifesto" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Yeah" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Supply Closet Floyd | This cramped closet is entirely empty except for Comrade Rosalia and a Floyd | large cardboard box. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Rosalia is looking through a box filled with copies of The Floyd | Communist Manifesto. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Emily goes home. | ||||
| Emily has disconnected. | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x rosalia" | ||||
Floyd | Comrade Rosalia's harsh features and fierce eyes help to emphasize the Floyd | burning passion she feels for the Revolution. All people are equal, of Floyd | course, but you can't help but feel that Rosalia is the only comrade Floyd | of yours who is actually your equal in both intelligence and activism. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me your thoughts about the Revolution, Comrade Rosalia," you Floyd | say. Floyd | Rosalia looks at you, positively glowing. "Commissar, I can't help but Floyd | feel that victory is close at hand! I can barely stand the wait." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about manifesto" | ||||
Floyd | "What's your status with the books?" you ask Rosalia. Floyd | "Well, Commissar, right now I'm trying to slip copies of The Communist Floyd | Manifesto to those poor students being brainwashed by capitalistic Floyd | propaganda in the classroom just outside this closet." Floyd | "Wonderful!" you exclaim. "How's it going?" Floyd | "Well, Commissar," Rosalia frowns thoughtfully, "Turns out I'm one Floyd | book short. It just wouldn't be right to give all but one of the Floyd | students copies. That's not equal at all!" Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "More copies of the manifesto, eh? We didn't need ice cream guy's copy." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give book to rosalia" | ||||
Floyd | Rosalia's eyes light up. "Thanks, Commissar! This is perfect!" Floyd | She puts it reverently in the box with the others, then takes the box Floyd | outside. A few seconds pass by, then she comes back in looking Floyd | dejected. Floyd | "Well, Commissar, I gave them the books. But they're all too apathetic Floyd | to read them!" She shakes her head. "What a terrible society, churning Floyd | out students too filled with ennui to even glance at Marx's grand Floyd | ideas." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh. ok." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Economics Classroom Floyd | This classroom is one of the most depressing (and grey) places you've Floyd | ever seen. The dilapidated desks and out-of date facilities look more Floyd | than ten years older than the students using them. Dust and cobwebs Floyd | have settled on every available surface, including in some cases its Floyd | human inhabitants. Floyd | The exit is south. Floyd | Floyd | An elderly teacher stands in front of his bored students, droning on Floyd | about nothing in particular. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see some students here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x students" | ||||
Floyd | The students slump in their seats, bored. Some of them are asleep, Floyd | small puddles of drool pooling on their desks. They each have a copy Floyd | of The Communist Manifesto on their desk, but none of them seem to Floyd | have noticed it. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ventro the teacher!!" | |||
| Lionheart says, "If I hadn't been spoiled, I'd think to use the converter here" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at teacher" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the teacher. Floyd | The teacher suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts Floyd | "Capital is dead labor!" Floyd | The students wake up when they hear the Revolutionary Message. Looking Floyd | down at their desks they notice the copies of The Communist Manifesto. Floyd | They quickly read it, then look at each other with Revolutionary Floyd | Fervor and run out the door. Floyd | Floyd | Looks like you've won the minds of the people! Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Awesome." | |||
| dsimon exclaims, "Bored students of the world unite!" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | (X) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | ( ) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | (X) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | ( ) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Economics Classroom Floyd | This classroom is one of the most depressing (and grey) places you've Floyd | ever seen. The dilapidated desks and out-of date facilities look more Floyd | than ten years older than the students using them. Dust and cobwebs Floyd | have settled on every available surface, including in some cases its Floyd | human inhabitants. Floyd | The exit is south. Floyd | Floyd | An elderly teacher stands in front of an empty classroom, droning on Floyd | about nothing in particular. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x teacher" | ||||
Floyd | This man is the spitting image of a capitalistic "intellectual" (if Floyd | such a thing can exist!). His unfashionable suit covers his ample Floyd | stomach, no doubt filled to bursting with the free thought of his Floyd | brainwashed students (symbolically, of course). Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask teacher about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | Shh, no talking during class. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search stomach" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "w" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "fw" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Oi" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Office Floyd | A large desk blocks you from entering the offices of the school Floyd | administrators, but a door leads back east to the main hallway. A Floyd | placard on the front of the desk reads "Ms. Daisy," and a small card Floyd | placed on the desk reads "Out to Lunch." Floyd | Floyd | A computer sitting on the desk hums quietly to the office. Floyd | Floyd | A security guard stands here, looking at you nastily. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk are a placard and a card. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x placard" | ||||
Floyd | A placard that reads "Ms. Daisy." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x card" | ||||
Floyd | A small card that reads "Out to Lunch." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask guard about placard" | ||||
Floyd | "I ain't paid to talk to you," says the guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "give donuts to guard?" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give donuts to guard" | ||||
Floyd | "Hungry?" you ask, offering the donuts to the security guard. Floyd | He eyes them hungrily, then grabs one of them and gobbles it down. Floyd | "T'anks," he says, crumbs flying out of his capitalist-piggish mouth. Floyd | Floyd | The guard mumbles something about his lunch break. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take computer" | ||||
Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "open computer" | ||||
Floyd | "Keep your hands off that!" snarls the guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Ah... and then put the lunch card on the bureaucrat's desk." | |||
| dsimon says, "Hm" | ||||
| DavidW says, "er, perhaps we oughta've added serum to the donuts." | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Front Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DB asks, "Oh, we still can't take stuff?" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Front Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Front Office Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra asks, "can we still use the sleeping serum?" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "put serum on donuts" | ||||
Floyd | You drip a few drops of the sleeping serum onto the donuts. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "We still gots some." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "give donuts to guard" | ||||
Floyd | "Hungry?" you ask, offering the donuts to the security guard. Floyd | He eyes them hungrily, then grabs one of them and gobbles it down. Floyd | "T'anks," he says, crumbs flying out of his capitalist-piggish mouth. Floyd | Floyd | The guard rubs his eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The guard yawns. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "That's a relief." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "z" | ||||
Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The guard closes his eyes for a few seconds, then opens them Floyd | reluctantly. Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, the guard slumps over and starts snoring. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "open computer" | ||||
Floyd | You open the computer, revealing a motherboard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take motherboard" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB exclaims, "Bwa ha ha ha!" | |||
| dsimon asks, "Why didn't that fry us?" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Ah well" | ||||
| eladnarra says, "yay~" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Front Office Floyd | A large desk blocks you from entering the offices of the school Floyd | administrators, but a door leads back east to the main hallway. A Floyd | placard on the front of the desk reads "Ms. Daisy," and a small card Floyd | placed on the desk reads "Out to Lunch." Floyd | Floyd | A computer sits open on the desk, revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | A security guard stands here, asleep. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk are a placard and a card. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I love it when an evil plan comes together." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "search guard" | ||||
Floyd | It's hard to search a conscious person. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||||
Floyd | placard: The glue that binds this placard to the desk is as strong as Floyd | bond between all who believe in the Revolution! It's unbreakable! This Floyd | "Ms. Daisy" is apparently expected to remain a part of this vile Floyd | institution for all eternity. Floyd | card: Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "hehehehe" | |||
| DB says (to DavidW), "There's nothing quite like completing a scheme." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x card" | ||||
Floyd | A small card that reads "Out to Lunch." Floyd | Floyd | The guard snores. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | A security guard steps out of the shadows and places a hand on your Floyd | shoulder. "You're going to need a visitor's pass, friend," he says, Floyd | pushing you back towards the door and vanishing just as he appeared. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Office Floyd | A large desk blocks you from entering the offices of the school Floyd | administrators, but a door leads back east to the main hallway. A Floyd | placard on the front of the desk reads "Ms. Daisy." Floyd | Floyd | A computer sits open on the desk, revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | A security guard stands here, asleep. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is a placard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | The desk is perfectly spotless. A computer sits open on the desk, Floyd | revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is a placard. Floyd | Floyd | The guard snores. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hm, I'd expect them to keep passes in the office" | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | The desk is perfectly spotless. A computer sits open on the desk, Floyd | revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is a placard. Floyd | Floyd | The guard snores. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open drawer" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||||
Floyd | A fat man, given a shoddy uniform and hired to provide security for Floyd | the capitalist brainwashing facility. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x uniform" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undress guard" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss guard" | ||||
Floyd | Keep your mind on the Revolution. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "heh" | |||
| DB says, "Hey, let's try the lunch sign thing." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Thot we might have to do a mr 47 with teh guard's clothes" | ||||
| DB says, "Man, this game has made me really want some donuts, though." | ||||
| DavidW says, "They're stale." | ||||
| DB says, "Not the ones in my brain." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Or doesn't that matter?" | ||||
| DB says, "They have beautful icing and tasty sprinkles." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Sprinkles are never tasty. Only pretty." | ||||
| DB says, "Unless you like the taste of sugar." | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I love sugar. Still, sprinkles do nothing for flavour." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Well, then strike the adjectives. Reverse 'em." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Jetski grins a dopey grin at you. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, smiling vacantly at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | A government bureaucrat sits at a desk, contributing to the continuing Floyd | operation of the capitalist system. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are an Inbox (in Floyd | which are some unstamped papers), an Outbox (in which are some stamped Floyd | papers) and a stamp) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put sign on desk" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "card" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put card on desk" | ||||
Floyd | You put the "Out to Lunch" card on the desk. Floyd | "Lunch time already?" yawns the bureaucrat, getting up and leaving. Floyd | For some reason, he takes his stamp with him. That's kind of weird. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Hm..." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all from inbox" | ||||
Floyd | The capitalists will be waiting for these forms to be approved for Floyd | quite a long time, causing their work to grind to a halt! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all from outbox" | ||||
Floyd | The capitalists will have a hard time getting things done with all Floyd | these approved forms missing. Floyd | Floyd | You think you've caused enough chaos in the town hall to disrupt the Floyd | government, at least for awhile. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "hehe" | |||
| DB says, "Another one down." | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "score" | ||||
Floyd | You have so far scored 4 out of a possible 7, in 267 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Revolutionary. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Give the motherboard to Semenov." | |||
| Jacqueline waves and makes an isquiesque departure for home. | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | As he sees you, Comrade Jetski throws up a salute, wincing as he Floyd | accidentally hits himself in the forehead. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, smiling vacantly at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west and a staircase leads Floyd | downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | The committee's desk sits against the back wall, drawer opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | This room is filled with all sorts of machines and inventions for the Floyd | betterment of the lives of the proletariat. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Semenov sits at his workbench, hunched over an undoubtedly Floyd | miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give mobo to semenov" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give motherboard to semenov" | ||||
Floyd | You offer the motherboard to Semenov. "Is this what you need?" Floyd | He grabs it excitedly. "This is exactly it, Commissar! Now I'll be Floyd | able to finish the device. Oh Commissar, this is wonderful!" Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "'mobo'??" | |||
| Gerynar says, "computer-geekese for motherboard" | ||||
| dsimon says, "In IT that's a pretty common shorthand" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Never heard of 'mobo' befo." | ||||
| DB asks, "Now we just need the wodka, right?" | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | (X) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | (X) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | (X) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | (X) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Pawn something and buy it." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "We could use our converter on the clerk." | |||
| DavidW says, "We can pawn the flag, I suppose." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read bracelet" | ||||
Floyd | A small bracelet with the words "What Would Trotsky Do?" as a reminder Floyd | to always do the Revolutionary Thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "what would trotsky do" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "hehe" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||||
Floyd | You idly wish that these was some kind of Revolutionary Magic Word you Floyd | could say to instantly transform the world into the Worker's Paradise, Floyd | but that's ridiculous. Only science can do that. Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "Hmmm" | |||
| dsimon asks, "What *would* Trotsky do?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Let's pawn the American flag." | ||||
| eladnarra asks, "what's Semenov's new device that the mobo was for?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to eladnarra), "I forget." | ||||
| dsimon says, "He never said" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the miraculous device, the Marxist Ventriloquator Floyd | Mk II or the Communistic Converter? Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "I don't think it's important." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "x miraculous" | ||||
Floyd | The device is currently in many small pieces. That, along with the Floyd | fact that you have little to no knowledge of electronics, means you Floyd | have no idea what it is or what it does. Floyd | Floyd | The miraculous device is currently switched off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "turn it on" | ||||
Floyd | You can't turn on the miraculous device while Comrade Semenov is Floyd | holding it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "take it" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to belong to Comrade Semenov. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart asks, "Denounce Stalin?" | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "ask semenov about miraculous advice" | ||||
Floyd | "Have you found words to describe the greatness of your new Floyd | invention?" you ask Semenov. Floyd | He shakes his head. "Sadly, Commissar, I am again flustered just Floyd | thinking about it." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "g" | ||||
Floyd | "Have you found words to describe the greatness of your new Floyd | invention?" you ask Semenov. Floyd | He shakes his head. "Sadly, Commissar, I am again flustered just Floyd | thinking about it." Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "l" | |||
| dsimon says, "Argh" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | This room is filled with all sorts of machines and inventions for the Floyd | betterment of the lives of the proletariat. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Semenov sits at his workbench, hunched over an undoubtedly Floyd | miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "up" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | In future generations, this building may well be a museum, for this is Floyd | where the People's Committee for the Revolution made their glorious Floyd | plans to liberate all who are oppressed! The red light that Floyd | illuminates the room might cause eye strain and make it hard to work, Floyd | but it is truly inspiring. Floyd | You can exit the headquarters to the west and a staircase leads Floyd | downwards to the lab. Floyd | Floyd | The committee's desk sits against the back wall, drawer opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Jetski grins a dopey grin at you. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, smiling vacantly at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing punk rocker looks up at the red flag and salutes it, Floyd | grinning madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "sell american flag" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "ah~ thought it might be fixed, and somehow useful." | |||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pawn flag" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give flag to shopkeeper" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sell flag" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pawn bracelet" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "I don't think we need to engage in this capitalist nonsense." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sell bracelet" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper takes the bracelet and hands you a dollar. Floyd | Floyd | (You can't help but feel a little dirty that you just resorted to Floyd | capitalism.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "sell papakha" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | (first taking your papakha off) Floyd | You swore a solemn vow not to remove the papakha from your head until Floyd | the Revolution is achieved! Floyd | Well, on the other hand, your hair is getting really greasy and itchy. Floyd | It probably wouldn't hurt to take your hat off for a minute or two. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "We don't need anything from the pawn shop." | |||
| dsimon says, "We need money" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Money" | ||||
| dsimon says, "To use to buy the vodka" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "We need $20" | ||||
| DB says, "We don't need money." | ||||
| DB says, "We have the converter." | ||||
| DB says, "Just convert the clerk." | ||||
| Gerynar says, "d'oh" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Fine. Go convert, then." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "OK" | ||||
| dsimon asks, "However, isn't the game guaranteed winnable?" | ||||
| dsimon says, "And yet we were able to use the converter up before" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Therefore, we shouldn't have to use it now" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Is the converter used up?" | ||||
| dsimon says, "It really is a puzzle-skipper" | ||||
| dsimon says, "No, it's back cause we undoed" | ||||
| DB says, "Okay. Let's try to see if we can find another solution for a while, then." | ||||
| DB asks, "Would he sell us the vodka if we were just $19 short?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sell mk" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sell donuts" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sell donuts" | ||||
Floyd | (to the shopkeeper) Floyd | The shopkeeper doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "heh" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "are there still books at the ice cream cart?" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Where is the cart from here?" | |||
| Gerynar says, "it's in front of the office-building" | ||||
| DavidW says, "(I haven't been mapping.)" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "I don't suppose there's any way to use that $1 to make $20" | ||||
| dsimon says, "Only capitalism" | ||||
| Gerynar says, "lottery" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Casino" | ||||
| dsimon says, "We could... *shudder*... invest it" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Heh" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "oh. The bank mentioned in the to-do list?" | ||||
| Jacqueline arrives, ready to play with the toys. | Gerynar baps dsimon for such non-revolutionary thoughts | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | (X) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | (X) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | (X) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | (X) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | dsimon says, "I haven't actually seen that bank anywhere" | |||
| Lionheart says, "Technically, we did find the supplies. We just can't get our mitts on them." | ||||
| Jacqueline asks, "Have I missed anything significant?" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Well, it must be somewhere in the game. Why else is it on the list?" | ||||
| DB says, "I think it's just a gag." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "We're trying to find a way to purchase or otherwise obtain vodka." | ||||
| Lionheart asks, "Have we tried STEAL VODKA?" | ||||
| DB says, "Though you'd think a real revolutionary would've torn off the bottom part of that sheet." | ||||
| DB asks, "Oh, hey, theft. That might work, 'ey?" | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | Guiltily, you quickly put your papakha back on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| dsimon says (to Floyd), "steal shopkeeper" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask shopkeeper about bank" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at you sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Bah" | |||
| dsimon says, "And we couldn't just walk out with the vodka earlier" | ||||
| DavidW says, "oh right. Shopkeeper doesn't talk." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x stuff" | ||||
Floyd | The shelves of the shop are filled with capitalist waste that didn't Floyd | have the dignity to go die in a landfill. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart asks, "What kind of revolution doesn't have looting?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | This is a small elevator nook. They've installed a security card Floyd | system since you were last here. Floyd | Considering that the last time you were here you stole a desk from the Floyd | basement, that isn't very surprising. Floyd | Since the elevators are apparently inaccessible, your only exit is to Floyd | the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x card system" | ||||
Floyd | It looks complicated. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put card in system" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the security card system) Floyd | Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smash system" | ||||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "overthrow the system" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "point mk at system" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the security card system. Floyd | The security card system suddenly acquires a voice. "Religion is the Floyd | opium of the masses!" it shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Chambers lazes behind the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about elevator" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about bank" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Backroom Floyd | This is the backroom of Bronco Coffee. Amidst the miscellaneous boxes Floyd | and packages, A small couch sits in the corner, on which employees are Floyd | allowed to sit during their pathetically short breaks. Floyd | You can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A large vat sits in the corner, slowly percolating the coffee for the Floyd | entire coffeehouse. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a greasy rag here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about security card" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x rag" | ||||
Floyd | A disgusting rag, covered in grease and grime. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "What's the rag for?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take rag" | ||||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "maybe we could have put that in the coffee too" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search couch" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x couch" | ||||
Floyd | An old, ratty couch. Bronco Coffee clearly cares little for their Floyd | employees' comfort. But you didn't expect otherwise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sit on it" | ||||
Floyd | It doesn't look comfortable at all. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "find out if Chambers has a security card on our way out" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x boxes" | ||||
Floyd | Miscellaneous boxes containing the necessary goods needed to fuel a Floyd | coffee shop. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open boxes" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see much to be gained by that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Chambers lazes behind the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search chambers" | ||||
Floyd | It's hard to search a conscious person. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about security" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about security card" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers for security card" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask chambers about rag" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Hmm..." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell rag" | ||||
Floyd | The whole room smells delicious, like fresh coffee beans. You're Floyd | positive it's some sort of air freshener, because you doubt there's Floyd | many fresh coffee beans here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "I think the rag is to make the vodka into a proper cocktail for the revolutionary party" | |||
| DavidW asks, "oh. Molotov, eh?" | ||||
| DB says, "hehe" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x workers" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | As he sees you, Comrade Jetski throws up a salute, wincing as he Floyd | accidentally hits himself in the forehead. Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Jetski is here, smiling vacantly at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask jetski about bank" | ||||
Floyd | Jetski scratches his head and shrugs. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask jetski for money" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||||
Floyd | Your singing is abominable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Office Floyd | A large desk blocks you from entering the offices of the school Floyd | administrators, but a door leads back east to the main hallway. A Floyd | placard on the front of the desk reads "Ms. Daisy." Floyd | Floyd | A computer sits open on the desk, revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | A security guard stands here, asleep. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is a placard. Floyd | Floyd | The guard snores. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search guard" | ||||
Floyd | It's hard to search a conscious person. Floyd | Floyd | The guard snores. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Guard isn't conscious." | |||
| eladnarra says, "yeah, it said that last time" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "move desk" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB asks, "Were you thinking of waking him up?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "man, it's crazy how one can forget what to do in a game after a few short months (since I don't remember what we do next)" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Supply Closet Floyd | This cramped closet is entirely empty except for Comrade Rosalia. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Rosalia is standing here looking worried. Floyd | Floyd | Rosalia smiles as you enter. "That's why you're Commissar, Commissar," Floyd | she says, "You're brilliant! Those newly liberated students are sure Floyd | to be a great asset to the Revolution." Floyd | "Yes," you say, "Hopefully they won't just decide to side with cushy Floyd | intellectual socialism though." Floyd | "Well Commissar, there are some things nobody can control," Rosalia Floyd | sighs. "I'll meet you back at Revolutionary HQ later." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about money" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about card" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia for money" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a greasy rag Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about bank" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Trumgottist says, "I think she left." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Supply Closet Floyd | This cramped closet is entirely empty. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh. So she has." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Oh, it's *Rosalia* we didn't see" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Economics Classroom Floyd | This classroom is one of the most depressing (and grey) places you've Floyd | ever seen. The dilapidated desks and out-of date facilities look more Floyd | than ten years older than the students using them. Dust and cobwebs Floyd | have settled on every available surface, including in some cases its Floyd | human inhabitants. Floyd | The exit is south. Floyd | Floyd | An elderly teacher stands in front of an empty classroom, droning on Floyd | about nothing in particular. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Darn vague parser messages" | |||
| Ellison says, "sure, because revolution is ALL AROUND" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x suit" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x desks" | ||||
Floyd | The furniture here looks to be several decades old, though it's in Floyd | fairly good condition. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take desks" | ||||
Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Economics Classroom Floyd | This classroom is one of the most depressing (and grey) places you've Floyd | ever seen. The dilapidated desks and out-of date facilities look more Floyd | than ten years older than the students using them. Dust and cobwebs Floyd | have settled on every available surface, including in some cases its Floyd | human inhabitants. Floyd | The exit is south. Floyd | Floyd | An elderly teacher stands in front of an empty classroom, droning on Floyd | about nothing in particular. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask teacher about bueller" | ||||
Floyd | Shh, no talking during class. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "listen to teacher" | ||||
Floyd | You hear nothing unexpected -- he's droning on about the merits of Floyd | capitalism. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | A security guard steps out of the shadows and places a hand on your Floyd | shoulder. "You're going to need a visitor's pass, friend," he says, Floyd | pushing you back towards the door and vanishing just as he appeared. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Huh." | |||
| DavidW asks, "We never found a pass, did we?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask teacher about daisy" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Economics Classroom Floyd | This classroom is one of the most depressing (and grey) places you've Floyd | ever seen. The dilapidated desks and out-of date facilities look more Floyd | than ten years older than the students using them. Dust and cobwebs Floyd | have settled on every available surface, including in some cases its Floyd | human inhabitants. Floyd | The exit is south. Floyd | Floyd | An elderly teacher stands in front of an empty classroom, droning on Floyd | about nothing in particular. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask teacher about daisy" | ||||
Floyd | Shh, no talking during class. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "We might have to use the converter after all." | |||
| Lionheart says, "The game made a point of giving us that name, probably so that we can ask about it" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "We could try to wake the guard back up" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | School Hallway Floyd | Judging by the layer of dust on the floor of this hallway, it is Floyd | mostly unused. Which is odd, considering the fact that you can hear a Floyd | monotone voice droning steadily through the door to the north, marked Floyd | "Economics." There is also a small closet to the south. To the west Floyd | lies the main hall. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Front Office Floyd | A large desk blocks you from entering the offices of the school Floyd | administrators, but a door leads back east to the main hallway. A Floyd | placard on the front of the desk reads "Ms. Daisy." Floyd | Floyd | A computer sits open on the desk, revealing its technological innards. Floyd | Floyd | A security guard stands here, asleep. Floyd | Floyd | On the desk is a placard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake guard" | ||||
Floyd | That seems unnecessary. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask guard about daisy" | ||||
Floyd | "I ain't paid to talk to you," says the guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Oh, a sleep-talker." | |||
| eladnarra says, "huh" | ||||
| DavidW says, "ask daisy about answer" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask daisy about answer" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Okay, maybe that wasn't a clue after all" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do" | ||||
Floyd | You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "hahaha" | |||
| Ellison asks, "should we go back to HQ to see if Rosalie triggers anything there?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "page ms daisy" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "We could try waking the guard with the rag." | |||
| DB says, "It smells like fresh coffee." | ||||
| eladnarra says, "she did say she'd meet us back there" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "He wouldn't talk to us if he was awake" | ||||
| DB says, "But I don't know what waking him would do." | ||||
| DavidW says, "The room smelt like coffee. We never actually smelled the rag." | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell rag" | ||||
Floyd | You smell nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Oh, my bad." | |||
| eladnarra says, "it was the coffee shop that smelled, I guess" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "we could try using the rag on the unbought bottle" | ||||
| Ellison says, "yeah, one of those room-smell-overrides-the-item-smell things" | ||||
| DB asks, "We can't take off our papakha, huh?" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Only briefly" | ||||
| DB says, "Otherwise we might try sneaking the vodka out in our hat." | ||||
| dsimon exclaims, "Got to go, everyone. Have fun!" | ||||
| Lionheart exclaims, "Ah!" | ||||
| dsimon goes home. | ||||
| dsimon has disconnected. | eladnarra says, "bye~" | |||
| Lionheart says, "That sounds like it" | ||||
| DavidW says (to DB), "That's an idea." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Someone go try it." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Because implementing STEAL would be far too straightforward" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rand's Liquors Floyd | Rand's Liquors is the main provider of alcoholic beverages in Floyd | Freedonia. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Thousands of varieties of bottles of every color imaginable sit upon Floyd | the shelves. Floyd | Floyd | On the counter is a bottle of vodka. Floyd | Floyd | The clerk is standing with an irritated look on his face, waiting for Floyd | you to pay for the vodka. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "doff papakha" | ||||
Floyd | You swore a solemn vow not to remove the papakha from your head until Floyd | the Revolution is achieved! Floyd | Well, on the other hand, your hair is getting really greasy and itchy. Floyd | It probably wouldn't hurt to take your hat off for a minute or two. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put vodka in hat" | ||||
Floyd | (first taking the bottle of vodka) Floyd | Floyd | You grab the vodka. The perfect thing for a Communist Party! Floyd | Floyd | You put the bottle of vodka into your papakha. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wear hat" | ||||
Floyd | You put on your papakha. Floyd | Floyd | > | Trumgottist exclaims, "Yes!" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "out" | ||||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB exclaims, "Yes!" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ha ha" | |||
| eladnarra says, "huzzah~" | ||||
| DB says, "Well, that was neat." | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "remove hat" | ||||
Floyd | You swore a solemn vow not to remove the papakha from your head until Floyd | the Revolution is achieved! Floyd | Well, on the other hand, your hair is getting really greasy and itchy. Floyd | It probably wouldn't hurt to take your hat off for a minute or two. Floyd | | DB says, "hehe" | |||
Floyd | > | DavidW says, "That might've been a bug, though." | |||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "read list" | ||||
Floyd | You look over your to-do list. Floyd | steps to glorious Revolution: Floyd | (X) win hearts of proletariat Floyd | (X) win minds of proletariat Floyd | (-) win bodies of proletariat (don't do. that is disgusting.) Floyd | (X) get parts for comrade semenov Floyd | (X) ruin the good name of a major corporation Floyd | (X) cripple capitalist government infrastructure Floyd | ( ) find supplies to throw a communist party! Floyd | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | | Bank of Freedonia | Floyd | | #1 In Fixed Rate Loans! | Floyd | ---------------------------------------- Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You grab the vodka. The perfect thing for a Communist Party! Floyd | Floyd | You hear a loud commotion coming from the direction of Freedonia Park. Floyd | Floyd | Ah, vodka liberated from the capitalists! | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get vodka" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB asks, "So, did we win?" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | J. Edgar Hoover High School Floyd | The J. Edgar Hoover High School is the premier capitalist youth Floyd | brainwashing facility in Freedonia. The main thoroughfare of the Floyd | school stretches to the north. To the west you see the school offices, Floyd | and to the east lies a dusty, forgotten corridor. To the south, you Floyd | can exit back to (relative) sanity. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Guiltily, you quickly put your papakha back on. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Almost." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | You are astounded at the huge crowd that has gathered in the park. Floyd | They stand in a circle around the flag, celebrating and singing Floyd | glorious inspirational Revolutionary Songs. Your heart swells with Floyd | joy. Is this it? Has the Revolution truly begun? | Ellison says, "whoa" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "space" | ||||
Floyd | Your happiness deflates immediately, however, as Rosalia runs up to Floyd | you, panic in her eyes. Floyd | "Commissar!" she shouts, "Come quick! Something terrible's happened! Floyd | The HQ has been attacked by reactionary scum!" Floyd | The very word chills you to your core. Reactionaries. In your sanctum. Floyd | Impossible. Floyd | Rosalia heads towards the HQ, leaving you in shock. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB exclaims, "Uh-oh!" | |||
| eladnarra says, "uh oh" | ||||
| DavidW says, "This'll be the endgame." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | The room has been trashed! The desk has been overturned and papers are Floyd | scattered everywhere. A giant green dollar sign has been spray painted Floyd | on the wall. Floyd | Floyd | The committee's desk lies flung against the wall, overturned, drawer Floyd | opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Let's do dis like Brutus." | |||
| Ellison says (to Trumgottist), "didn't see you here. good to see you!" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "Dollar sign!" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "d" | ||||
Floyd | You almost run into Rosalia as you enter. She's standing at the bottom Floyd | of the stairs in utter shock, and you can see why. The destruction Floyd | upstairs is nothing compared to here. The laboratory is barely Floyd | recognizable anymore. All the instruments and documents of technology Floyd | and progress have been destroyed and scattered. From a nearby pile of Floyd | junk, you hear a groan. You and Rosalia rush over and quickly clear Floyd | away the trash, revealing the battered form of Comrade Semenov. Floyd | "Commissar..." he groans, "It was Chambers! He...he sold us out to Floyd | the capitalists." Floyd | "That bastard!" you shout, clenching your fist, "We've got to..." Floyd | "C-Commissar!" Semenov coughs, "It's worse than that! They...they Floyd | took my device! I had just f-finished it, and now...without it, I...I Floyd | don't know...if the Revolution is possible." Semenov sighs and closes Floyd | his eyes. Floyd | "Don't worry about that, Semenov," you say softly, as you stand up. Floyd | "I'll get it back. Comrade Rosalia, you stay here and take care of Floyd | Semenov. I'm going to track down 'Comrade' Chambers, and teach him Floyd | that those who make peaceful Revolution impossible, MAKE VIOLENT Floyd | REVOLUTION INEVITABLE!" | Lionheart exclaims, "Those fiends!" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "space" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | People's Laboratory Floyd | The laboratory is completely trashed! Semenov's tools and plans are Floyd | scattered all over the room in complete disarray. From the looks of Floyd | it, it seems the reactionaries also destroyed several of his devices. Floyd | The only exit is up the stairs back to the rest of the Headquarters. Floyd | Floyd | Comrade Rosalia is crouching next to Semenov, cleaning his wounds. Floyd | Floyd | Semenov lies amidst the junk, unconscious. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Semenov's workbench here. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "seduced by capitalist coffee..." | |||
| DB says, "Maybe violence is the answer to this one..." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "We don't have a source of fire, though, do we?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "Tell me your thoughts about the Revolution, Comrade Rosalia," you Floyd | say. Floyd | Rosalia looks at you, worried. "Commissar, I can't help but feel that Floyd | victory is uncertain, now." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask semenov about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | Semenov is unconscious. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search semenov" | ||||
Floyd | "That's not very polite, Commissar," Rosalia says reproachfully. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search junk" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x junk" | ||||
Floyd | You can't make head or tail of any of the devices, parts or plans Floyd | filling the lab, but you have no doubt that they would have been a Floyd | great help to the Revolution, had they not been destroyed. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "There's nothing quite as beautiful as a Starbuck's that's on fire" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put rag in vodka" | ||||
Floyd | You stick the greasy rag into the wodka bottle, creating a molotov Floyd | cocktail. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "haha" | |||
| Ellison says, "yay" | ||||
| DavidW says, "But we have no lighter." | ||||
| DavidW says, "or match" | ||||
| DB asks, "Hm... a firecraft puzzle?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about lighter" | ||||
Floyd | "I don't know anything about that, Commissar," Rosalia says, shaking Floyd | her head. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask rosalia about matches" | ||||
Floyd | "I don't know anything about that, Commissar," Rosalia says, shaking Floyd | her head. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||||
Floyd | As you reach the top of the stairs, you are almost knocked off your Floyd | feet by Comrade Jetski. Floyd | "Commissar! Commissar! I'm so sorry! I couldn't take them all, they Floyd | picked me up and threw me in a dumpster!" Floyd | "Don't worry about it, Jetski," you say, shaking your head. "Against Floyd | the crushing force of capitalism, what can one man do?" Floyd | "That's just it, Commissar! I did do something! I followed 'em back Floyd | to their home base! They went way up north past the Town Hall, and Floyd | went into this big mansion! But there were two guards at the door so I Floyd | didn't try to go in just in case I got caught. I thought it was more Floyd | important that I told you first." Floyd | "You thought right, Jetski," you say. "Stay here and help Rosalia Floyd | take care of Semenov. I'll take a look at this mansion." | eladnarra says, "a lighter might be found in a pawn shop? dunno..." | |||
| Lionheart asks, "Anyone in this revolutionary mob got a torch?" | ||||
| DB says, "Maybe the mansion will have candles or something." | ||||
| DavidW says, "Sounds like there's guards to worry about too." | ||||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Revolutionary Headquarters Floyd | The room has been trashed! The desk has been overturned and papers are Floyd | scattered everywhere. A giant green dollar sign has been spray painted Floyd | on the wall. Floyd | Floyd | The committee's desk lies flung against the wall, overturned, drawer Floyd | opened. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, Floyd | a large mansion is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x crowd" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "sorry" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crowd" | ||||
Floyd | This large crowd, comprising all sorts of people, is standing around Floyd | the red flag, singing, celebrating, and growing larger by the minute! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask crowd for match" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask crowd for a light" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB asks, "Should we save before heading up to the mansion?" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Good idea" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, Floyd | a large mansion is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | A pair of jackbooted reactionary thugs guard the gates. Floyd | Floyd | One guard turns to the other. "What're we supposed to watch out for Floyd | again?" Floyd | "Revolutionaries, idiot," says the other, rolling his eyes. Floyd | "What's that?" asks the first one. Floyd | "Obviously they're a kind of political group dedicated to the Floyd | overthrow of the government and establishment of a communist state," Floyd | sighs the second guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Wouldn't want to lose all this revolutionary progress." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x guards" | ||||
Floyd | A pair of muscly, brainwashed (and braindead) reactionary enforcers, Floyd | the use of their force no doubt purchased by the owner of this Floyd | mansion, and likely for a sum that would embarrass them if they had Floyd | any sense of pride. Floyd | Floyd | One of the thugs yawns. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x thugs" | ||||
Floyd | A pair of muscly, brainwashed (and braindead) reactionary enforcers, Floyd | the use of their force no doubt purchased by the owner of this Floyd | mansion, and likely for a sum that would embarrass them if they had Floyd | any sense of pride. Floyd | Floyd | One guard turns to the other. "What're we supposed to watch out for Floyd | again?" Floyd | "Revolutionaries, idiot," says the other, rolling his eyes. Floyd | "What's that?" asks the first one. Floyd | "Obviously they're a kind of monster," sighs the second guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask thugs about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | You don't want to draw attention to yourself. Floyd | Floyd | One of the thugs scratches himself. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mansion" | ||||
Floyd | An enormous gothic mansion, taunting you with its decadence and Floyd | grandiosity. Floyd | Floyd | One guard turns to the other. "What're we supposed to watch out for Floyd | again?" Floyd | "Revolutionaries, idiot," says the other, rolling his eyes. Floyd | "What's that?" asks the first one. Floyd | "Obviously they're a kind of political group dedicated to the Floyd | overthrow of the government and establishment of a communist state," Floyd | sighs the second guard. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point mk ii at guard" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at one of the guards. He swells up with Floyd | Revolutionary Pride and shouts "Last night I shot an elephant in my Floyd | pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know!" Floyd | "What'd you just say?" snaps the other thug. Floyd | "I didn't say nothin'," says your target, "But what was that crap you Floyd | were just spoutin'? Didn't sound very loyal to the good old US of A!" Floyd | "Oh don't you try to blame your treason on me," shouts the other Floyd | guard, lunging at the speaker. Soon the guards are tangled in a Floyd | massive fight and are completely ignoring the gate. Floyd | Floyd | One of the guards punches the other in the eye. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yay" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Marble floor, chandelier, the works. It's Floyd | strangely empty and quiet, so much so that it would make you feel very Floyd | small, if you weren't so full of Revolutionary Spirit. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "haha" | |||
| Tale asks, "How is the elephant thing revolutionary?" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "It's the words of Marx" | ||||
| DavidW says, "It's Groucho Marxist." | ||||
| Tale says, "ha ha ha" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||||
Floyd | There are none at all available! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | As you step forward into the mansion, the chandelier in the ceiling Floyd | suddenly comes loose and crashes down on you. This is it. Your Floyd | Revolution ends here. But at least your death can serve as a metaphor: Floyd | crushed to death by capitalism, just as it crushes the spirits of Floyd | the... Floyd | "Oh, please, stop being so melodramatic, Karl," laughs a familiar Floyd | voice. Chambers steps into your field of vision, wearing a three-piece Floyd | suit and smoking a cigar. Floyd | "Chambers! Why'd you do it?" you cry in anguish. Floyd | "That's Mr. Whittaker Chambers, Esquire to you, comrade. And can't Floyd | you see? It's obvious!" he waves his hand grandly, indicating his Floyd | foyer and mansion. "It's because of capitalism that I was able to buy Floyd | and own all this." Floyd | "You were able to buy this with the money you made working at Bronco Floyd | Coffee? That doesn't even make sense," you say. Floyd | "Of course it doesn't make sense to you, Karl," Chambers laughs, "But Floyd | any capitalist knows that pure hard work and dedication can take Floyd | anyone from utter poverty to outstanding wealth, and anyone who Floyd | doesn't make it is just too lazy. But I'm wasting time," he sighs. "I Floyd | need to get back to my workshop and figure out what Semenov's device Floyd | was supposed to do. If I'm right, I think he might have just Floyd | inadvertently given me the means to wipe out communism once and for Floyd | all." He smirks. "Take him away, boys, you know where." | DB says, "Now we just have to turn them with the revolutionary power of John Lennon." | |||
| DavidW says, "hm. Hope we haven't lost here." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Heh, hard work and dedication" | ||||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | The guards drag you out of the chandelier's wreckage and take you Floyd | through the mansion to a large vault door. One whispers a password to Floyd | the voice scanner on the door. The door opens and the guards toss you Floyd | unceremoniously in. Floyd | Floyd | Vault Floyd | This is Chambers' giant vault. In the center is a large pit filled to Floyd | the brim with money. The vault extends to the north, and a massive Floyd | vault door stands to the east. Floyd | Floyd | A diving board is bolted over the edge of the pit. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Oh. Here's some money. Better late than never." | |||
| DB asks, "Should we take some?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I don't think so." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Well I'll be Scrooge McDucked." | ||||
| eladnarra says, "he goes swimming in his money? :D" | ||||
| DB asks, "Or would that be compromising our ideals?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get money" | ||||
Floyd | You wouldn't dare dirty your hands with such capitalist filth. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "There might be matches in there somewhere, though." | |||
| Lionheart says, "Thought so" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "burn money" | ||||
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x board" | ||||
Floyd | A regular diving board, like you might find at any swimming pool. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DB says (to Floyd), "search money" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I'll bet this was fun to write." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive" | ||||
Floyd | You must supply a noun. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive into money" | ||||
Floyd | That might be more fun from the diving board. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "get on board" | ||||
Floyd | You get onto the diving board. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get on board" | ||||
Floyd | But you're already on the diving board. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive into money" | ||||
Floyd | You plug your nose (to cover up the stench of the currency you're Floyd | about to dive into, of course) and leap into the pool. You sink Floyd | through the money and fall right into a drain! Crawling through the Floyd | pipes, you soon emerge near the mansion. Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ha ha" | |||
| Ellison says, "heh" | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Yes" | ||||
| DB says, "Should we go back in? The chandelier can't get us." | ||||
| DavidW asks, "undo?" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "oh, the fallen chandelier might have candles?" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Now we need a shower to wash off the stench of that filthy filthy lucre" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chandelier" | ||||
Floyd | The chandelier lies shattered on the floor, having fallen from the Floyd | ceiling. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take glass" | ||||
Floyd | You'd cut your hands. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork. You can hear Chambers' Floyd | voice coming from the east. To the west is a vault door, and the Floyd | mansion stretches to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "You'd think it would have candles." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen to door" | ||||
Floyd | You hear nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen to chambers" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||||
Floyd | You hear nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | You have no reason to go to that part of the mansion. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | (first opening the vault door) Floyd | The vault door is sealed tight and locked with a biometric scanner Floyd | requiring a voice print. These capitalists take the security of their Floyd | money seriously. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "whisper swordfish" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "say swordfish" | ||||
Floyd | (to yourself) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "say swordfish to scanner" | ||||
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Tch" | |||
| DavidW says, "I don't think it'd work even with the right password." | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "point ventriloquator at scanner" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the biometric scanner. Floyd | The biometric scanner suddenly acquires a voice. "Workers of the Floyd | world, unite!" it shouts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search reactionaries" | ||||
Floyd | You look through the guards' pockets and find a twenty-dollar bill. Floyd | Well, that would have been useful about half an hour ago. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ha ha ha" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search reactionaries" | ||||
Floyd | You don't find anything else. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra D | |||
| Lionheart says, "Nice touch" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x bill" | ||||
Floyd | A green (how appropriate) piece of paper with a dead capitalist on it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a twenty dollar bill Floyd | a molotov cocktail Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Any idea where to get fire from? Chambers *was* smoking a cigar, wasn't he?" | |||
| Gerynar says, "yes he was" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Yes" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "well, maybe we can barge in and grab it?" | ||||
| Ellison says, "whoa, twenty dollars" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Or maybe we can find an ashtray somewheres" | ||||
| Ellison says, "(sorry, not paying attention as well as I could be)" | ||||
| eladnarra says, "could try, yeah..." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "I suppose we could recheck the pawnshop" | ||||
| DB says, "Hm..." | ||||
| DavidW says, "I'm not wild about charging in, but neither am I hopeful much is new elsewhere." | ||||
| eladnarra says, "maybe the shopkeep is roused by the revolution..." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Why worry, we've got an undo" | ||||
| DavidW says, "ok" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork. You can hear Chambers' Floyd | voice coming from the east. To the west is a vault door, and the Floyd | mansion stretches to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "And we saved." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Study Floyd | You can't help but feel enveloped in the sense of decadent comfort Floyd | this study is meant to provide. Plump furniture sits scattered Floyd | haphazardly around the room, surrounded by large bookshelves filled Floyd | with rare tomes. If only your Revolutionary Will wasn't so strong, you Floyd | think you might begin to see Chambers' point. Floyd | You can exit the study to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Chambers huddles over his desk, examining Semenov's miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x desk" | ||||
Floyd | Chambers' desk is almost as nice as the desk you liberated for the Floyd | committee's desk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ashtray" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cigar" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hit chambers" | ||||
Floyd | You sneak up behind Chambers and hit him in the back of the head. Floyd | He spins around, startled. "Useless brainless fools..." he mutters, Floyd | then shouts "Guards! Intruder!" Floyd | Quickly, you find yourself thrown back into the vault. Floyd | Floyd | Vault Floyd | This is Chambers' giant vault. In the center is a large pit filled to Floyd | the brim with money. The vault extends to the north, and a massive Floyd | vault door stands to the east. Floyd | Floyd | A diving board is bolted over the edge of the pit. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Study Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bookshelves" | ||||
Floyd | You don't have the time to look over them now, but there are plenty of Floyd | interesting books here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x books" | ||||
Floyd | You don't have the time to look over them now, but there are plenty of Floyd | interesting books here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x furniture" | ||||
Floyd | Overstuffed couches and chairs lounge luxuriously around the room, Floyd | inviting any and all to sit. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x device" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the miraculous device, the Marxist Ventriloquator Floyd | Mk II or the Communistic Converter? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "Yeah, we have nothing to worry about, we'll just get thrown back into the prison we know how to escape" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "miraculous" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x miraculous device" | ||||
Floyd | The device is deceptively simple. It bears only a single red button. Floyd | Floyd | The miraculous device is currently switched off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | You can't turn on the miraculous device while Comrade Chambers is Floyd | holding it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "press red button" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put converter on chambers" | ||||
Floyd | You stick the Converter on the back of Chambers' neck. His eyes go Floyd | wide and his mouth opens in shock. Slowly he slumps, then turns to Floyd | you. Floyd | "Commissar..." he says, haltingly, "What...do you require of me?" Floyd | "The device, Comrade Chambers," you say, sternly. Floyd | Chambers looks at the device, then at you. "Of...of course, Floyd | Commissar," he says, handing it to you. "If you'll excuse me, I'd like Floyd | to lie down." Floyd | "Of course, Chambers," you say sadly, "It's been a long day for you." Floyd | Your gaze strays to the device in your hand. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Should I undo?" | |||
| Lionheart says, "yeah" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Study Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "turn on device" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the miraculous device, the Marxist Ventriloquator Floyd | Mk II or the Communistic Converter? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Ellison says (to Floyd), "miraculous" | ||||
Floyd | You can't turn on the miraculous device while Comrade Chambers is Floyd | holding it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Gerynar says (to Floyd), "take miraculous device" | ||||
Floyd | That seems to belong to Comrade Chambers. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "(just in case turning it on was coded separately)" | |||
| Lionheart exclaims, "Does not! It belongs to the PEOPLE!" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "hm. Did we see all of the vault? Should we check out the pawnshop yet again?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "throw cocktail" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Dunno." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Study Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork. You can hear Chambers' Floyd | voice coming from the east. To the west is a vault door, and the Floyd | mansion stretches to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | Gerynar says, "I'm thinking the pawnshop was useful to get a dollar so we could buy ice-cream" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick reactionaries" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, Floyd | a large mansion is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Government Office Floyd | This large office is almost entirely filled with filing cabinets, no Floyd | doubt containing the gathered bureaucratic detritus necessary to run a Floyd | capitalistic government. The main section of the town hall is south. Floyd | Floyd | You can see the bureaucrat's desk (on which are a card, an Inbox Floyd | (empty) and an Outbox (empty)) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open cabinets" | ||||
Floyd | The thought of exposing yourself to capitalist documents sends shivers Floyd | up your spine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bathroom Floyd | A simple bathroom, used by the government employees to refresh Floyd | themselves in various ways. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a toilet and a sink here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sink" | ||||
Floyd | A white porcelain sink. Floyd | Floyd | The sink is currently switched on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x toilet" | ||||
Floyd | The toilet is clogged and overflowing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Town Hall Floyd | Freedonia's town hall bustles with the bureaucratic drones necessary Floyd | to keep capitalism from collapsing under its unsustainable weight. Floyd | There are some offices to the north, a bathroom to the south, and you Floyd | can exit east to get back to the streets. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, Floyd | a large mansion is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "es" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing doctor looks up at the red flag and salutes it, grinning Floyd | madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rand's Liquors Floyd | Rand's Liquors is the main provider of alcoholic beverages in Floyd | Freedonia. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Thousands of varieties of bottles of every color imaginable sit upon Floyd | the shelves. Floyd | Floyd | The clerk leans on the counter, bored. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "tell clerk about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "I get the feeling you don't take the Revolution seriously," you Floyd | inform the clerk. Floyd | "No, no, trust me, I'm behind you 100%," he says, rolling his eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bottles" | ||||
Floyd | The many bottles of alcohol smile benevolently at you from the Floyd | shelves. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give bill to clerk" | ||||
Floyd | The liquor store clerk doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about matches" | ||||
Floyd | The clerk yawns and shrugs. "Don't know if we have that. Is 'matches' Floyd | a kind of rum or tequila?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about rum" | ||||
Floyd | You're only interested in wodka. You have no reason to ask the clerk Floyd | about "rum." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | "I get the feeling you don't take the Revolution seriously," you Floyd | inform the clerk. Floyd | "No, no, trust me, I'm behind you 100%," he says, rolling his eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about wodka" | ||||
Floyd | "I'd like to buy some wodka," you say. Floyd | "It's $20," says the clerk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | A passing businessman looks up at the red flag and salutes it, Floyd | grinning madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "buy lighter" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "tell shopkeeper about revolution" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at you sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x stuff" | ||||
Floyd | The shelves of the shop are filled with capitalist waste that didn't Floyd | have the dignity to go die in a landfill. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "buy matches" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "oh well" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Backroom Floyd | This is the backroom of Bronco Coffee. Amidst the miscellaneous boxes Floyd | and packages, A small couch sits in the corner, on which employees are Floyd | allowed to sit during their pathetically short breaks. Floyd | You can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A large vat sits in the corner, slowly percolating the coffee for the Floyd | entire coffeehouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vat" | ||||
Floyd | This single vat brews the coffee for the customers. Look at this Floyd | uncaring capitalism -- no custom-brewed drinks just for you, instead Floyd | one draws all ones daily sustenance from the same murky puddle that's Floyd | been sitting around all day. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | This is a small elevator nook. They've installed a security card Floyd | system since you were last here. Floyd | Considering that the last time you were here you stole a desk from the Floyd | basement, that isn't very surprising. Floyd | Since the elevators are apparently inaccessible, your only exit is to Floyd | the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kick card system" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit it" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see "it" (the coffee vat) at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit card system" | ||||
Floyd | Violence may be the answer to this one, but you need a better plan. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Okay." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a twenty dollar bill Floyd | a molotov cocktail Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Backroom Floyd | This is the backroom of Bronco Coffee. Amidst the miscellaneous boxes Floyd | and packages, A small couch sits in the corner, on which employees are Floyd | allowed to sit during their pathetically short breaks. Floyd | You can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A large vat sits in the corner, slowly percolating the coffee for the Floyd | entire coffeehouse. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take coffee" | ||||
Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pour coffee" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vat" | ||||
Floyd | This single vat brews the coffee for the customers. Look at this Floyd | uncaring capitalism -- no custom-brewed drinks just for you, instead Floyd | one draws all ones daily sustenance from the same murky puddle that's Floyd | been sitting around all day. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "draw coffee" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on vat" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can switch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Bronco Coffee Floyd | The garish, decadent colors and decorations of this institution fill Floyd | you with disgust. Being mid-afternoon, the building is mostly empty, Floyd | but during the morning hours it is filled with the capitalist sheep Floyd | seeking the dastardly psycho-stimulant that enables them to perform Floyd | their meaningless drudge work. A door in the north wall leads back to Floyd | the employee area and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "maybe if we dive into the vat, we'll end up in the mansion" | |||
| DavidW says, "I though maybe we could pour coffee on the card system and short it out." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | This is a small elevator nook. They've installed a security card Floyd | system since you were last here. Floyd | Considering that the last time you were here you stole a desk from the Floyd | basement, that isn't very surprising. Floyd | Since the elevators are apparently inaccessible, your only exit is to Floyd | the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "poke system with converter" | ||||
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pour serum on card system" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put serum in card system" | ||||
Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "that card system is so taunting" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look up" | ||||
Floyd | You see nothing unexpected in that direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "throw molotov at sustem" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "throw molotov at system" | ||||
Floyd | Futile. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "light molotov" | ||||
Floyd | Better wait until you throw it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Uh..." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw molotov" | ||||
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison asks, "is Semenov still passed out? can we revive him?" | |||
| Lionheart says, "That seems the wrong way around" | ||||
| DB asks, "Maybe it's just assumed we can light it?" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "light molotov" | ||||
Floyd | Better wait until you throw it. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I suppose, if we have the lighting equipment, a mere 'throw cocktail' will auto-light it." | |||
| Lionheart says, "Ah, that's probably what that odd sounding message means" | ||||
| DavidW says, "Where was the ice cream guy? I can't tell where he was." | ||||
| DB says, "He might have left." | ||||
| Lionheart says, "He abandoned his post" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "Was his stuff left behind, though?" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Yeah, the ice cream stand was" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "well, where's the stand?" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "But there didn't seem anything you could do with it" | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Elevator Nook Floyd | This is a small elevator nook. They've installed a security card Floyd | system since you were last here. Floyd | Considering that the last time you were here you stole a desk from the Floyd | basement, that isn't very surprising. Floyd | Since the elevators are apparently inaccessible, your only exit is to Floyd | the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Lobby Floyd | You stand in the lobby of a massive office building. The workers here Floyd | embody capitalism to its most extreme -- pointless nonphysical labor Floyd | purely to increase wealth. To the north is a Bronco Coffee franchise. Floyd | Its very presence seems to poison the air with its crass Floyd | commercialism. To the east is an elevator nook and you can exit to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I'm running out of things to try." | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "point mk ii at crowd" | ||||
Floyd | You point the Ventriloquator at the crowd. Floyd | The crowd suddenly swells up with Revolutionary Pride and shouts "I Floyd | never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an Floyd | exception!" Floyd | Floyd | A passing fast food worker looks up at the red flag and salutes it, Floyd | grinning madly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "l ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Rockefeller Pawn Floyd | This small shop is filled with all sorts of junk and miscellany. It's Floyd | a disgusting testament to the excesses of capitalism. Floyd | You can exit to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The shopkeeper stands behind the counter, glancing around at all his Floyd | stuff. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "junk" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "buy junk" | ||||
Floyd | Contributing to capitalism, are we? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "show cocktail to shopkeeper" | ||||
Floyd | The shopkeeper looks at the molotov cocktail, and shakes his head Floyd | sadly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "no" | ||||
Floyd | That was a rhetorical question. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "heh" | |||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Goldwater Lane Floyd | You are standing on Goldwater Lane, one of the main streets of the Floyd | city. A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive Floyd | corporate edifice that looms to the north. Freedonia Park lies to the Floyd | east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard Floyd | McCarthy Boulevard stretches through Freedonia. To the north is J. Floyd | Edgar Hoover High School and directly across the street to the south Floyd | is Rand's Liquors. The city center is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Reagan Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Freedonia Park Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution, unaware of how delicately it hangs in the balance. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Nixon Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you shiver in disgust. You're standing Floyd | east of the town hall, the central seat of the local capitalist Floyd | government. The city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, Floyd | a large mansion is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x ice cream" | ||||
Floyd | An old Tootsie-frootsie Ice Cream cart. Floyd | Floyd | In the ice cream cart are some books. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Found it" | |||
| DavidW asks, "The cart isn't in the room description?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "boo hiss" | ||||
| Lionheart says, "Apparently not" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x books" | ||||
Floyd | Any inspiring reading material that may be in there is buried Floyd | underneath copies of The Three Little Pigs and other pornographic, Floyd | bourgeoisie trash. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "I think searching the vault more was a good idea" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pigs" | ||||
Floyd | A despicable "children's" book espousing the benefits of living in Floyd | wealth while your brother lives in poverty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x trash" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "heh" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search books" | ||||
Floyd | The peddler won't let you touch them, but you don't see anything Floyd | interesting in there anyway. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push cart" | ||||
Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart says, "Peddler left." | |||
| DavidW says, "okay. Let's try the vault then. We'll have to be recaptured, I guess." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "m" | ||||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork. You can hear Chambers' Floyd | voice coming from the east. To the west is a vault door, and the Floyd | mansion stretches to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Study Floyd | You can't help but feel enveloped in the sense of decadent comfort Floyd | this study is meant to provide. Plump furniture sits scattered Floyd | haphazardly around the room, surrounded by large bookshelves filled Floyd | with rare tomes. If only your Revolutionary Will wasn't so strong, you Floyd | think you might begin to see Chambers' point. Floyd | You can exit the study to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Chambers huddles over his desk, examining Semenov's miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit chambers" | ||||
Floyd | You sneak up behind Chambers and hit him in the back of the head. Floyd | He spins around, startled. "Useless brainless fools..." he mutters, Floyd | then shouts "Guards! Intruder!" Floyd | Quickly, you find yourself thrown back into the vault. Floyd | Floyd | Vault Floyd | This is Chambers' giant vault. In the center is a large pit filled to Floyd | the brim with money. The vault extends to the north, and a massive Floyd | vault door stands to the east. Floyd | Floyd | A diving board is bolted over the edge of the pit. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Northern Vault Section Floyd | This wing of the vault contains various riches and luxuries that Floyd | Chambers has apparently collected. The main vault is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | A gold statuette of Chambers stands out among the junk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x statuette" | ||||
Floyd | A small gold statue of Chambers, depicting him in a top hat and Floyd | monocle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x monocle" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hat" | ||||
Floyd | Your pride and joy, this furry hat stands atop your head as a proud Floyd | testament to your commitment to the Revolution! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x top hat" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search gold" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push it" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn it" | ||||
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Trumgottist says (to Floyd), "get statuette" | ||||
Floyd | Oof, this is apparently actually made of real gold. It's pretty hefty. Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh, be obvious." | |||
| Ellison says, "huh" | ||||
| DB asks, "What can we do with this?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I guess we can hit someone/something with it." | ||||
| Trumgottist asks, "Maybe knock him out with it?" | ||||
| eladnarra asks, "oh. will the shopkeep like it?" | ||||
| DB says, "Oh, maybe the shopkeeper, yeah." | ||||
| DavidW says (to eladnarra), "yeah, maybe." | ||||
| DavidW says, "We could buy his whole shop with this, I suppose." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||||
Floyd | Northern Vault Section Floyd | This wing of the vault contains various riches and luxuries that Floyd | Chambers has apparently collected. The main vault is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "worth a try, although perhaps I'm just fixating on him :D" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search riches" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open statuette" | ||||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "break it" | ||||
Floyd | Violence may be the answer to this one, but you need a better plan. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Vault Floyd | This is Chambers' giant vault. In the center is a large pit filled to Floyd | the brim with money. The vault extends to the north, and a massive Floyd | vault door stands to the east. Floyd | Floyd | A diving board is bolted over the edge of the pit. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison says, "yeah, let's bludgeon the guy with his own statuette" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search money" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search pit" | ||||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pit" | ||||
Floyd | In the center of the vault is a large pit filled with what looks like Floyd | hundred-dollar bills. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on board" | ||||
Floyd | You get onto the diving board. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive into money" | ||||
Floyd | You plug your nose (to cover up the stench of the currency you're Floyd | about to dive into, of course) and leap into the pool. You sink Floyd | through the money and fall right into a drain! Crawling through the Floyd | pipes, you soon emerge near the mansion. Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pipes" | ||||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart asks, "Did I miss anything?" | |||
| DavidW asks, "which plan? Sell or bludgeon?" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a statuette Floyd | a twenty dollar bill Floyd | a molotov cocktail Floyd | some stamped papers Floyd | some unstamped papers Floyd | some donuts Floyd | an American flag Floyd | some sleeping serum Floyd | the Marxist Ventriloquator Mk II Floyd | the Communistic Converter Floyd | a to-do list Floyd | your papakha (being worn) Floyd | a WWTD Bracelet (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Let's try bludgeoning, first." | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork. You can hear Chambers' Floyd | voice coming from the east. To the west is a vault door, and the Floyd | mansion stretches to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | eladnarra says, "maybe bludgeon? seemed to be hinting at that" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Study Floyd | You can't help but feel enveloped in the sense of decadent comfort Floyd | this study is meant to provide. Plump furniture sits scattered Floyd | haphazardly around the room, surrounded by large bookshelves filled Floyd | with rare tomes. If only your Revolutionary Will wasn't so strong, you Floyd | think you might begin to see Chambers' point. Floyd | You can exit the study to the west. Floyd | Floyd | Chambers huddles over his desk, examining Semenov's miraculous device. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit chambers with statuette" | ||||
Floyd | You raise the statuette high above you and slam it against the back of Floyd | Chambers' head. He collapses like a sack of pickled herring, leaving Floyd | the miraculous device yours for the taking. Floyd | Floyd | Wow, that was almost too easy. Not that you're complaining. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take device" | ||||
Floyd | (the miraculous device) Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | DB says, "Like a sack of pickled herring... nice." | |||
| Trumgottist exclaims, "The button!" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search chambers" | ||||
Floyd | You look through Chambers' pockets and find a Bronco Coffee Employee Floyd | Discount Card, which you take. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||||
Floyd | You don't find anything else. Floyd | Floyd | > | Lionheart exclaims, "The shiny, candy red button!" | |||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | You press the button. At first, nothing happens, and you feel deflated Floyd | at having to have gone through all that for nothing. Soon, though, you Floyd | realize that you can hear cheering and shouting coming from the Floyd | direction of the city. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | This grand hallway stretches north to south, lined with various pieces Floyd | of expensive-looking and exploitative artwork.To the east is Chambers' Floyd | study. To the west is a vault door, and the mansion stretches to the Floyd | north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Foyer Floyd | An enormous, grand foyer. Millions of tiny pieces of glass lie Floyd | scattered across the marble floor around a wrecked chandelier. Floyd | A door leads to the north and you can exit to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Mansion Gates Floyd | You stand before the gates of an enormous mansion. Many would find the Floyd | dark colors, stark architecture and enormous size intimidating, but Floyd | you just find it a disgusting testament to inequality. Floyd | The mansion is to the north, and you can return to the city to the Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | Two reactionaries are lying here unconscious, apparently having Floyd | knocked each other out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Engels Avenue Floyd | Just being on this street makes you proud. You're standing east of the Floyd | town hall, the central seat of the local communist government. The Floyd | city center is to the south, and according to Jetski, a large mansion Floyd | is north. Floyd | Floyd | > | Ellison asks, "huh, think the card works for the card system?" | |||
| DavidW asks, "Did the street name change?" | ||||
| Trumgottist says, "Yes, and the description." | ||||
| Ellison says, "looks like it did" | ||||
| DavidW asks, "also, local *communist* government?" | ||||
| Lionheart can see a dream in your dance. Lionheart can see tomorrow in your dance. We can call it, "our hope"! | DB asks, "Did we just win?" | |||
| eladnarra says, "hehehe~" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | The town hall is currently closed while the Revolution is overturning Floyd | the government. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Worker's Plaza Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||||
Floyd | Your singing is abominable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Marx Street Floyd | You are standing on the street outside of the Committee's Floyd | Headquarters, which are to the east. The central park of Freedonia is Floyd | to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||||
Floyd | You walk back into Revolutionary Headquarters and are astounded to see Floyd | that it's back in pristine condition! Jetski and Rosalia support a Floyd | weakly grinning Semenov as many members of the proletariat look on in Floyd | joy. Floyd | "You did it, Commissar!" Semenov says. Floyd | "No," you say, pausing for dramatic effect, "We did it, Comrade." The Floyd | onlookers erupt into applause, despite the utter cheesiness. Floyd | "Now it's time for a Communist party!" shouts Jetski. Floyd | You grin sheepishly. "About that...I used the wodka to make a molotov Floyd | cocktail when I was attacking Chambers' mansion, so I'm afraid..." Floyd | "No problem, Commissar!" says the liquor store clerk, stepping forward Floyd | with a cartful of wodka bottles. Floyd | At the end of the party, you are unanimously (and drunkenly) chosen to Floyd | head the Committee in Charge of the Enlightened Guidance of Freedonia, Floyd | the Worker's Paradise. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have won *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 7 out of a possible 7, in 569 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Worthy Successor to the Great Marx Himself. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | Trumgottist asks, "What about the card?" | |||
| DavidW says, "We never used it." | ||||
| Jacqueline says, "Woo" | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||||
Floyd | Marx Street Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Worker's Plaza Floyd | You are standing in one of the few grassy places in Freedonia. The Floyd | park is visited by a great deal of people daily due to the fact that Floyd | it is in the exact center of the city. Roads lead in all four cardinal Floyd | directions. Floyd | Floyd | A growing crowd sings Revolutionary Anthems and celebrates the coming Floyd | Revolution. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a flagpole (on which is a workers' flag) here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||||
Floyd | Floyd | Trotsky Lane Floyd | You are standing on Trotsky Lane, one of the main streets of the city. Floyd | A small pawn shop to the south is dwarfed by the massive corporate Floyd | edifice that looms to the north. The Worker's Plaza lies to the east. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||||
Floyd | The office building has closed down and barricaded its doors to Floyd | protect against the inevitable looting that comes with any Revolution. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||||
Floyd | The pawn shop is closed right now. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| Lionheart arrives, full of fun and funk. | Ellison asks, "turn off the device, maybe?" | |||
| DavidW says, "Looks like everything closes when one has a revolution." | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||||
Floyd | That's already on. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn device off" | ||||
Floyd | Which do you mean, the miraculous device, the Marxist Ventriloquator Floyd | Mk II or the Communistic Converter? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "miraculous" | ||||
Floyd | You can't figure out how to turn it off. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "yeah, there's no 'off' button." | |||
| Ellison says, "oh well" | ||||
| DB says, "Well, I should get to grading some papers." | ||||
| Lionheart asks, "So the bronco card isn't useful?" | ||||
| DavidW says, "I suppose there must be a lighter or matches *somewhere*, but maybe our earlier choices made it impossible to find." | ||||
| Lionheart can see a dream in your dance. Lionheart can see tomorrow in your dance. We can call it, "our hope"! | Ellison says, "I think it's an alternate way to get past the guards" | |||
| DavidW says (to Lionheart), "I guess not." | ||||
| DB says, "See you guys next week." | ||||
| DB goes home. | DavidW says (to DB), "bye" | |||
| DavidW says, "But Chambers was on the other side of the guards." | ||||
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