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The penultimate not numbered New Year's Speed IF (Session I) by Various Authors
As played on ifMUD on January 1, 2012

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is the first of two transcripts of the games in the penultimate not numbered New Year's Speed IF, written by various authors (the second session transcript can be found here). You can learn more about these games, including how to download them, by visiting the ifWiki.

If you would like to jump straight to a particular game in the transcript, please click its title:
Birth of Mind by Justin de Visine
Ragnarok: Twilight of the Gods by Admiral Jota
Being the Ending of the Beginning by Chris Conley
Danse Nocturne by Eggerich von Eggermond
Stupid Creek. Stupid Christmas by Troy Jones III
Dash Slapney, Patrol Leader by Andrew Schultz

WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


	ToyShop & Floyditorium		#ClubFloyd Discussion



			Jacqueline says, "Big day on ClubFloyd today."
			Jacqueline says, "It occurs to me that I got the games Thurs/Fri, and uploaded, them, but really should have posted to the RSS once I knew that we were, in fact, doing New Year's stuff."
			Jacqueline says, "Twelve games today (or today and next week, depending on how things go)."
			ChrisC asks, "I thought Tales said 13?"
			Jacqueline says, "He told me 13, too, and there were 13 files, but one of them, I think, was two copies of the same game, one in z-code, one the raw Inform code."
			ChrisC says, "have there been ridiculously big speedif entries in the past? this does seem like an unusually large crop too"
			DavidW says, "We've had large crops before, but not often or recently."
			Jacqueline says, "Well, there were quite a few for the speed I ran this summer."
			DavidW says, "The New Language Indigo one."
			Tale says, "Hello, cats and kittens"
			DavidW says, "meow meow meow"
			ChrisC says, "The other one I participated in! :)"
			Tale says, "I might have miscounted the files, yeah"
			Tale says, "Someone gave me the source to his game, so I may have counted that"
			Tale says, "The last days were crazily busy"
			Jacqueline says, "I think INLS got ten."
			Jacqueline says (to Tale), "Ah, okay."
			Tale asks, "You do have mine, right?"
			Jacqueline says, "Yep"
			Jacqueline says, "They're all on there with a prefix of psi"
			Jacqueline says, "Which is why you can't find it if you whisper for, say, t games."
			DavidW asks, "Why 'psi'?"
			Jacqueline says (to DW), "Penultimate Speed=IF."
			Tale says, "The list looks good"
			ChrisC asks, "why is it called penultimate, anyway? as if there's only going to be one more?"
			Jacqueline says, "If we want to after we play, we can have someone change the names on Floyd, but I like having them all in one spot. It's just easier on days like this."
			Tale says, "penultimate not numbered New Year's Speed IF is the full title"
			Jacqueline says, "Right. Not penultimate speed-IF, but penultimate New Year's speed."
			vimes says, "Good moning, folks."
			Jacqueline exclaims, "G'morning!"
			Tale says, "Hey vimes"
			Tale says, "I can't believe how good the turnout was this year. Plus, I have leftover Chili. Plus, I'm wearing a bowler. This is bascially a very grand evening."
			ASchultz says, "Hello everyone! It was tough, but I finally pushed my cat off me and got out of bed."
			vimes says (to Tale), "Jaunty and delicious!"
			cyberskunk says, "'and nothing else'"
			DavidW says, "I don't have any tea made. :("
			Jacqueline says, "maga and I worked on one when we went on vacation last week, but we ultimately just weren't feeling it. Now that we have so many entries I don't feel so bad about that."
			Jacqueline asks (of DW), "Well, we have a guest who needs account help, so how long do you need?"
			ASchultz says, "Well, it can maybe be saved for next time"
			Jacqueline says, "We could start at 5-10 after. Would give me a chance to get banana bread..."
			DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "I can't do it now anyways; roommate has the kitchen."
			Jacqueline says, "Oh"
			Jacqueline says, "Well, I shall go without as well (I'm kind of pinned down by a cat and blocked into a corner by a sleeping maga), so we'll just wait for the guests to be dealt with."
			DavidW says, "And I just had to re-close the bedroom door to keep out the onion fumes."
			Jacqueline says, "mmmmm.... onions and garlic"
			DavidW says, "Also, I may have eaten too many candy canes last night."
			Tale says, "I'm not allowed to eat sweets at the moment,"
			* Jacqueline has added JamesPKing to the channel.
			Jacqueline says, "There he is."
			cyberskunk says, "i should organize lunch for the hung over. have fun jacqal and friends"
			Bert says, "Presumably no relation to Nosmo."
			Jacqueline says, "I wonder if jojo is similarly here for cf."
			Jacqueline says, "I'm trying to suss out if this jojo needs to be added, too, before I start explaining stuff."
			JamesPKing says, "thx a lot"
			JamesPKing says, "hey andrew"
			ASchultz exclaims (at jamespking), "Glad you made it!"
			* Paulinus has joined the channel.
			* Jacqueline has added jojo to the channel.
			Jacqueline says, "Okay, we have some new folks this morning, so I'll take a second to explain how this works."
			JamesPKing says, "hey hey hey, santa is back in town"
			DavidW says, "I'd also like to protest in advance that I haven't played any of these games."
			Jacqueline says, "To speak on the channel, you have to designate a channel first. So the first time you speak here, you type #CLUBFLOYD HELLO and then after that you can just use a semi-colon, like so... ;HELLO AGAIN"
			JamesPKing says, "trying"
			Jacqueline says, "When we play, all conversation about the games, what we want to do, etc, occurs here, on the channel."
			Jacqueline says (to JPK), "yay"
			cyberskunk says, "davidw doth protest too much, methinks"
			vimes says, "I'd like to mention that you put a really crappy game in this lineup, and that you really shouldn't take Birth of Mind as indicative of the general quality of the community's efforts. Justin de Vesine is a hack."
			Bert says (to cyberskunk), "Protest early; protest often."
			Ellison says (to vimes), "heh"
			DavidW asks (of cyberskunk), "meow?"
			vimes says, "(Also, Jacq is jaunty and stylish.)"
			Jacqueline says, "As for inputting commands into floyd, you type those by being in the Toyshop and prefixing your command with F. So, to tell Floyd you want the PC to look, you'd type F LOOK"
			DavidW says (to vimes), "and isquiesque"
			Jacqueline says (to vimes), "Huzzah"
			Tale says (to vimes), "Whoa, The Day I saved Elvis is clearly worse"
			Bert asks (of vimes), "Yeah, Jacq already sent around a notice about that to everyone earlier. I guess you, er, didn't get a copy of that?"
			Ellison says, "to emote on channel, it's ';: nods in agreement.'"
			Tale says, "test"
			jojo takes it all in.
			Tale says, "Hm, MUD is a bit wonky."
			Nitku says, "To emote off channel, move your head down and up in succession"
			Ellison says, "ha"
			Jacqueline says, "As for playing etiquette, if a game seems to be under a timer or something, we'll often designate a 'driver'. If we do that, only that person can enter commands, though they take input from us."
			Jacqueline says, "If there's no driver, you can enter commands without asking, but don't go too fast such that people don't have time to read the output, and don't change game locations without making sure everyone's done with that location."
			Jacqueline asks, "That's pretty much it, I think - can you think of anything else, veteran CFers?"
			ChrisC asks, "How many submitted authors are on today?"
			ASchultz didn't know about emoting, Ellison, thanks.
			Tale says, "A lot."
			DavidW says, "Don't whisper to Floyd or we won't see your command."
			cyberskunk says, "changing locations and equivalent serious changes. burn bridges when we're sure theyre behind us not under us"
			JamesPKing says, "i think i have tutorial mode off and survey mode on"
			DavidW says, "Oh, explain saving and restoring."
			Jacqueline says, "Oh, yeah."
	Jacqueline clears the save counter.		vimes says, "Also, spoiler etiquette, perhaps"
			Jacqueline says, "So, we have a save counter."
			djfletch says, "I hope there's a game where we can >burn bridges"
			Bert asks, "Will there be much saving and restoring in speedIF?"
			vimes says (to Bert), "Some people actually took the time to implement real games, so there might be."
			Bert asks (of vimes), "Seriously? Shouldn't they be disqualified?"
			ChrisC says, "I know at least one game has at least one timed puzzle..."
			Jacqueline says, "Right. I hadn't used it in awhile. So, to save the game, you type 'press save' (not to Floyd, just in general in the Toyshop)"
			vimes says, "Also, you never know when you might be able to break the game by trying to >EAT IMPORTANT NPC and have it unexpectedly succeed"
			Jacqueline says, "It will keep track of our saves by assigning a numeric save name."
			cyberskunk says, "its a math game. u have to burn all the bridges of konigsberg before the cops and immanuel kant can stop you"
			jojo says, "I would play that game."
			Bert says (to vimes), "That's the author's fault for making an NPC out of delicious horseradish."
			ChrisC asks, "how does the save counter work? Does it get cleared every day, or only if CF<x> gets overwritten?"
			Jacqueline says, "And then yes, don't spoil everyone if you know what's coming up - there's another channel for that, #cf-spoilers. You can join it by typing @joinc cf-spoilers"
			vimes says (to Bert), "[LINK]"
			cyberskunk says, "important npcs are the most delicious"
			Jacqueline asks, "Anaything else?"
			DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "maga's awake now."
			Bert says (to W), "She probably knew that already."
			Jacqueline says, "Ha. So I see... but he's still blocking my access to coffee and banana bread."
			Jacqueline says (to Bert), "heehee"
			Tale says, "That cad!"
			vimes says, "He might be mudding in his sleep. It's happened before!"
			JamesPKing says, "let's hope there is a PUSH CLIFF game"
			Ellison asks, "the 'best ever' banana bread?"
			djfletch says, "I don't suppose Cliff would care for that."
			Bert asks, "Should we begin?"
			Jacqueline asks, "Okay, so, I guess we'll just play them in the order I uploaded them, unless someone here is an author and due to their time zone are close to going to bed so they'd like us to play their game first. Anyone in that category?"
			Tale says, "I've got about 5 hrs"
			Jacqueline says (to Ellison), "Yes, that banana bread."
			Bert says, "Due to my time zone I am eating lunch."
			vimes says, "I have puppy class to go to in not too long, so I'd request mine be either early, to get it over with, or late, so I don't have to be embarassed."
			DavidW asks, "The banana bread has a rep?"
			cyberskunk says, "extending creepily long arms from under the bed, tentacle-like, like shadows growing at dusk. they slide over the carpet towards an open terminal, like a beast slouching towards bethlehem...."
			vimes says (to DavidW), "And a posse."
			DavidW says, "goodness"
			cyberskunk has used up all its metaphors.
			ChrisC says, "eh it's 8PM here but I can go a while, hopefully I'll be able to see everyon'es but I'll let you know if I'm fading"
			maga says, "I am too groggy to respond to any of this"
			jojo says, "It's 5PM here and I've got all evening"
			Jacqueline asks (of vimes), "Okay, yeah, let's play that horrible Justin de Vesine game first - do you remember what it's called?"
			vimes says, "Birth of Mind."
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load psibirthofmind"
	Floyd \| Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| You awake, the pain in your eyes gone after...you can't even remember Floyd \| how long. Floyd \| Floyd \| Birth of Mind Floyd \| An Interactive Fiction by Justin de Vesine Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 111230 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd \| 6/12N) Floyd \| Floyd \| In the Mist Floyd \| Distant flashes of light tumble through the unending dark mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a copper coin Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x me"
	Floyd \| You are Jack. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x coin"
	Floyd \| A tiny copper coin, blank on one side and stamped with a thorn on the Floyd \| other. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "i hope its a combination of a a mind forever voyaging and birth of a nation, pressing the envelope of if design ahead by years through terrible racism"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "x me"
	Floyd \| You are Jack. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "Old English thorn?"
			Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "If you must shorten it, it's 'Jacq'"
			Bert says, "(I will sit this one out because I have played it.)"
			vimes says (to DavidW), "So I envisioned."
			Jacqueline asks (of Bern), "Wait, you've... did you beta test it? Is this a beta-tested speed?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a copper coin Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip coin"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "flip coin"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "toss coin"
	Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "x mist"
	Floyd \| Light and darkness tumble over each other in the seething mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "take coin"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says (to Jacq), "No, vimes and I just wrote ours at the same time, so we've played each others."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "take mist"
	Floyd \| [Those are just scenery, and can't be taken.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "o no. the mist is mad"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "x light"
	Floyd \| Light and darkness tumble over each other in the seething mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to Bert), "ah"
			DavidW says, "I think we must head in a random direction."
			Tale asks, "Shall we try to go anywhere?"
	maga says (to Floyd), "n"
	Floyd \| You stumble through the endless, changeless mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert asks, "Should we point out that this one doesn't follow the standard parameters for this event?"
			cyberskunk says, "eat the coin and wait for charon to tell us where to go"
			Jacqueline says, "Evidently not."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x coin"
	Floyd \| A tiny copper coin, blank on one side and stamped with a thorn on the Floyd \| other. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "(What's the command for telling Floyd what to do?)"
			Tale asks (of bert), "In what way?"
			cyberskunk asks, "im going to go north. ok?"
			Tale says, "I sure you followed the "everything is allowed rule", youngsters"
			Jacqueline says (to jojo), "F LOOK"
			Bert says (to Tale), "Instead of the tanning bed and Tiny Tim and all, it's based around:"
			Jacqueline says, "Just put a F in front of what you want to say. No quote, no semi-colon."
			jojo says (to Jacq), "Thanks"
			Bert \| vimes says, "Hm. Kernels, Ragnarok, mind, a copper coin, and a badly-implemented NPC."
			Jacqueline says, "An F, rather."
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x thorn"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "thorn" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "trying to move...."
			vimes says, "Badly implemented everything, in my case."
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "n"
	Floyd \| You stumble through the endless, changeless mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "What an oddly specific error message"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "wake"
	Floyd \| As far as you know, you're already awake. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "sleep"
	Floyd \| You can't sleep right now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Yggdrasil Floyd \| The world-tree's roots span off into the distance, and the branches Floyd \| reach into the heavens. Bleak mist curls up from below the roots of the Floyd \| tree. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "sing"
	Floyd \| [Singing would have no effect in these circumstances.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "pray"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "Aha"
	TheXenographer arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
	jojo says (to Floyd), "climb Yggdrasil"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		vimes says, "That's actually clued if you stumble in the wrong direction three times, I believe."
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "look mist"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Up the Ash Trunk Floyd \| The trunk of Yggdrasil stretches up to the heavens and down to where Floyd \| the roots are obscured by mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "hm. Wasn't something gnawing or chopping down the tree under the roots in the old stories?"
	inky arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.		cyberskunk says, "its dark here. youll probably be eaten by a Jormungandr"
			Tale says, "he he"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x trunk"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "if we meet a squirrel along the way, i swear anything it says about me is a lie"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "bark"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "up"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| In the Heavens Floyd \| The branches of Yggdrasil mingle with the clouds of the heavens, and Floyd \| the mist below is a distant memory. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see an ice giant here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		vimes says (to cyberskunk), "yay"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "pet giant"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x ice giant"
	Floyd \| One of the ice giants who will stand by you in the final battle. He Floyd \| looks irritated. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Squirrels are notoriously speciesist against skunks."
	jojo says (to Floyd), "ask giant about his feelings"
	Floyd \| The giant grunts. "Leave me be, little god. I have no reason to speak Floyd \| with you." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "Where did your list of things come from, vimes & jota?"
			Bert says, "An ice giant but not a nice giant."
			vimes says (to Tale), "I had taken a big dose of cold medicine an hour before."
			Bert says, "Hee."
			cyberskunk says, "lets steal his hen that lays golden eggs and head to vegas"
			Tale says, "ha"
	Nitku says (to Floyd), "push giant"
	Floyd \| [You can't normally push other characters.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "give coin to giant"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "ask giant about hen"
	Floyd \| The giant grunts. "Leave me be, little god. I have no reason to speak Floyd \| with you." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "give coin to giant"
	Floyd \| The giant takes the coin delicately from your outstretched hand and Floyd \| pops it into his mouth. "Very well, little god - what can I do for Floyd \| you?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "So we're a little god. Nice."
			DavidW says, "I think we need to go under the roots."
	Nitku says (to Floyd), "giant, give me the coin"
	Floyd \| You speak. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "giant, follow me"
	Floyd \| You speak. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "It's a little known god. You usually don't know Jack."
			Jacqueline says (to DW), "I would be fine with that... except, hm, what Tale just did."
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "giant, follow me"
	Floyd \| You speak. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "nice"
			cyberskunk says, "tale++"
			vimes says, "(The cold medicine is also why there's some very inconsistent nonsense in this game, more than usual.)"
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "talk to giant"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "take giant"
	Floyd \| [You can't normally pick up other characters.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "Maybe he's now following automatically?"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "tell giant about ragnarok"
	Floyd \| You learn nothing new. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "we're already in godmode. why do we need to be root davidw"
			Tale asks, "Or maybe we can go down from the roots?"
			Jacqueline says, "Yeah."
	jojo says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| In the Heavens Floyd \| The branches of Yggdrasil mingle with the clouds of the heavens, and Floyd \| the mist below is a distant memory. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see an ice giant here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "ask giant about giant"
	Floyd \| The giant grunts. "Well, you gave me a coin. Fine. Get the four Floyd \| kernels - self-reliance, belief, thought, and memory - and put them on. Floyd \| Then we can get Ragnarok started. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "Aha, plot!"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "x heavens"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Let's try down below the roots before we go farther up."
			cyberskunk says, "sure"
			Tale says, "Okay."
			ChrisC says, "ok"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Up the Ash Trunk Floyd \| The trunk of Yggdrasil stretches up to the heavens and down to where Floyd \| the roots are obscured by mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "kernels are a root function, I think."
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Yggdrasil Floyd \| The world-tree's roots span off into the distance, and the branches Floyd \| reach into the heavens. Bleak mist curls up from below the roots of the Floyd \| tree. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		vimes says, "hee hee"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| In the Mist Floyd \| Distant flashes of light tumble through the unending dark mist, and the Floyd \| roots of the World Tree are just barely visible above. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		vimes says, "RAGNAROK LINUX: THE LAST OPERATING SYSTEM YOU'LL EVER NEED"
			cyberskunk says, "thought and memory are ravens in norse myth"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x roots"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "roots" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		JamesPKing says, "ragnarok is bad. i don't want ragnarok"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf1"
	Floyd \| Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| You meander through the mist, gazing up at the endless roots of Floyd \| Yggdrasil. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "watch out for any black birds overly fond of hugging or mugging"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| You meander through the mist, gazing up at the endless roots of Floyd \| Yggdrasil. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "in"
	Floyd \| You meander through the mist, gazing up at the endless roots of Floyd \| Yggdrasil. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "dig"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "x roots"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "roots" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "root"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "Oh a little Ragnarok never hurt anyone (who lived to complain)."
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "look"
	Floyd \| In the Mist Floyd \| Distant flashes of light tumble through the unending dark mist, and the Floyd \| roots of the World Tree are just barely visible above. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x light"
	Floyd \| Light and darkness tumble over each other in the seething mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "jump"
	Floyd \| [Jumping would have no effect, or that's not the way to do so.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "going up one"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Yggdrasil Floyd \| The world-tree's roots span off into the distance, and the branches Floyd \| reach into the heavens. Bleak mist curls up from below the roots of the Floyd \| tree. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "mmkay"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	JamesPKing says (to Floyd), "I"
	Floyd \| You are carrying nothing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "x roots"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "roots" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "n"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "search"
	Floyd \| [What do you want to search?] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "in"
	Floyd \| [Part of your command is not a physical part of the story world, so you Floyd \| can't act on it in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		vimes says, "Things I did not have an opportunity to implement propely: further cluing of getting the kernels"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "search roots"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "roots" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "search mist"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "dig"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "going up seems to make sense. You can't fly off a tree usually"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tree"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "tree" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to vimes), "heh"
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x me"
	Floyd \| You are Jack. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk is bad @ video games
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "in"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Yeah, I'm ready to go up whenever."
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying nothing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Up the Ash Trunk Floyd \| The trunk of Yggdrasil stretches up to the heavens and down to where Floyd \| the roots are obscured by mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "sell cow"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to jojo), "I'm not sure DW was done."
			Jacqueline asks (of DW), "Are you done with the roots?"
			Tale asks, "Maybe further up?"
			cyberskunk says, "okay lets steal thought and memory from odin or something in assgaurd"
			DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "for now"
			Jacqueline says, "mmkay"
			Jacqueline says (to Tale), "Yeah, I think we should go up at least as high as the giant again."
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "u.u."
	Floyd \| Floyd \| In the Heavens Floyd \| The branches of Yggdrasil mingle with the clouds of the heavens, and Floyd \| the mist below is a distant memory. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see an ice giant here. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		vimes says, "assguard, the reinforced pants of the gods"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "buy magic beans"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "magic" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "I have no clear plan yet."
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x magic"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "magic" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x clouds"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "clouds" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "ask giant about kernels"
	Floyd \| The giant grunts. "Well, you gave me a coin. Fine. Get the four Floyd \| kernels - self-reliance, belief, thought, and memory - and put them on. Floyd \| Then we can get Ragnarok started. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "Can we go any further up from here?"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "ask about thought"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ellison says, "no"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask giant about belief"
	Floyd \| The giant grunts. "Well, you gave me a coin. Fine. Get the four Floyd \| kernels - self-reliance, belief, thought, and memory - and put them on. Floyd \| Then we can get Ragnarok started. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "think"
	Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	djfletch says (to Floyd), "fly"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz asks, "Did we xyzzy?"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| In the Heavens Floyd \| The branches of Yggdrasil mingle with the clouds of the heavens, and Floyd \| the mist below is a distant memory. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see an ice giant here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "remember"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "plover"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear belief"
	Floyd \| Foo! Floyd \| Floyd \| (first taking the kernel of belief) Floyd \| You reach for belief, hardly trusting it not to vanish, but it settles Floyd \| into your hand. You clutch it tightly, warmth flowing up your arm and Floyd \| into your body. Floyd \| Floyd \| You wear it close to your heart. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "plugh"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert exclaims, "One kernel down!"
			DavidW asks, "uh. Why did what I did work?"
			vimes says, "...I forgot to take out the 'Foo!'"
			Jacqueline says, "I am not at all sure."
			ChrisC asks, "wait where did that come from?"
			Bert says, "Hee hee."
			Jacqueline says, "OH"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "take thought"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "hahaha"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get self-reliance"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "fee"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		vimes says, "That's...hilarious."
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "fie"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		TheXenographer says, "I'm so confused."
			cyberskunk says, "wait"
			cyberskunk says, "lets go try to get memory from the mists"
			cyberskunk says, "since theyre a 'distant memory'"
			vimes says, "(I was trying to figure out when exactly something triggered)"
			Tale says, "Good thinking"
			jojo exclaims, "Good plan!"
			ChrisC says, ".cyberskunk that's an idea"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "foo"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "BAR"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "i get idears sometimes"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Up the Ash Trunk Floyd \| The trunk of Yggdrasil stretches up to the heavens and down to where Floyd \| the roots are obscured by mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Yggdrasil Floyd \| The world-tree's roots span off into the distance, and the branches Floyd \| reach into the heavens. Bleak mist curls up from below the roots of the Floyd \| tree. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| In the Mist Floyd \| Distant flashes of light tumble through the unending dark mist, and the Floyd \| roots of the World Tree are just barely visible above. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x kernels"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "kernels" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "get memory"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "wear memory"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky says (to Floyd), "make self-reliance"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "get kernel"
	Floyd \| (the kernel of belief) Floyd \| [You already have that.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a kernel of belief (worn close to your heart) Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "remember mist"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky says (to Floyd), "x mist"
	Floyd \| Light and darkness tumble over each other in the seething mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "believe"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x kernel"
	Floyd \| (the kernel of belief) Floyd \| Brilliant and sustaining. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "touch mist"
	Floyd \| You feel nothing unexpected. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "Was it in another misty location?"
			cyberskunk says, "okay. still bad @ video games"
	maga says (to Floyd), "wear memory"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	JamesPKing says (to Floyd), "search mist"
	Floyd \| You find nothing of interest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "Is the belief a light source, then?"
			vimes says (to cyberskunk), "good idea, thwarted by cold medicine"
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "get all"
	Floyd \| (the kernel of belief) Floyd \| [You already have that.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "i never saw it"
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "n"
	Floyd \| You meander through the mist, gazing up at the endless roots of Floyd \| Yggdrasil. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "get mist"
	Floyd \| [Those are just scenery, and can't be taken.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	djfletch says (to Floyd), "believe"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "open mist"
	Floyd \| [They're not something you can open.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk asks, "ok lets try to wear things in other places?"
	JamesPKing says (to Floyd), "blow mist"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert asks, "How many mists are there, anyway?"
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "wear thought"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "inhale mist"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "Have we checked below the roots again?"
			DavidW says, "yeah"
			ASchultz says, "I don't know but there are 4 items. I suppose you could use brute force"
			Bert says, "I believe you're below the roots right now."
			inky says, "it was actually taking it, not wearing it, that was the significant thing"
	inky says (to Floyd), "think about kernel"		ChrisC says, "we are below the roots"
	Floyd \| [I can't understand your entire command: the first part might be an Floyd \| action I know, but I didn't expect the word "about" next.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| In the Mist Floyd \| Distant flashes of light tumble through the unending dark mist, and the Floyd \| roots of the World Tree are just barely visible above. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky says (to Floyd), "think"
	Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "take memory"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "take all"
	Floyd \| (the kernel of belief) Floyd \| [You already have that.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "mist"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "take a kitkat break"
	Floyd \| [I didn't recognise all of the words in that command.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x light"
	Floyd \| Light and darkness tumble over each other in the seething mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x mist"
	Floyd \| Light and darkness tumble over each other in the seething mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "take light"
	Floyd \| [Those are just scenery, and can't be taken.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "Go back up again?"
			Tale asks, "What said the mists where like a distant memory?"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "verbose"
	Floyd \| [Birth of Mind is now in its normal "verbose" mode, which always gives Floyd \| long descriptions of locations (even if you've been there before).] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says (to Tale), "I missed that."
			cyberskunk says, "for being a god bringing about ragnarok we keep a rather low-key profile"
			TheXenographer says (to Tale), "That was the top of the tree, I think"
			cyberskunk says, "when we were up with the giant tale. but i dont think it was meant as a hint"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mist"
	Floyd \| Light and darkness tumble over each other in the seething mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "hug tree"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "tree" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "remember mist"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "that is i no longer think it was a hint"
			jojo asks, "Are we done down here?"
			DavidW says, "well, try going to the top again and examine the mist."
			Tale says, "Did we get belief from the giant"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Yggdrasil Floyd \| The world-tree's roots span off into the distance, and the branches Floyd \| reach into the heavens. Bleak mist curls up from below the roots of the Floyd \| tree. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "tree"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Up the Ash Trunk Floyd \| The trunk of Yggdrasil stretches up to the heavens and down to where Floyd \| the roots are obscured by mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "I don't know where I took the belief from."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| In the Heavens Floyd \| The branches of Yggdrasil mingle with the clouds of the heavens, and Floyd \| the mist below is a distant memory. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see an ice giant here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "x giant"
	Floyd \| One of the ice giants who will stand by you in the final battle. He Floyd \| looks receptive to your questions. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "ls"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "we just spontaneously plucked it from thin air"
	inky says (to Floyd), "x mist"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "take memory"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky says (to Floyd), "look down"
	Floyd \| You see nothing unexpected in that direction. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "ask where are kernels"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "where" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x mist"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "Yeah, what inky said."
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "ask giant about memory"
	Floyd \| The giant grunts. "Well, you gave me a coin. Fine. Get the four Floyd \| kernels - self-reliance, belief, thought, and memory - and put them on. Floyd \| Then we can get Ragnarok started. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "ask giant about belief"
	Floyd \| The giant grunts. "Well, you gave me a coin. Fine. Get the four Floyd \| kernels - self-reliance, belief, thought, and memory - and put them on. Floyd \| Then we can get Ragnarok started. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "sudo"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "ask about mist"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Ah, there's the distant memory bit."
	inky says (to Floyd), "create self-reliance"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear memory"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky says (to Floyd), "think kernel"
	Floyd \| [I can't understand your entire command: the first part might be an Floyd \| action I know, but I didn't expect the word "kernel" next.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear mist"
	Floyd \| [That's not something you can see now, or I misunderstood you.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "kill giant"
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "ask giant about thought"
	Floyd \| [Attacking the ice giant would have no effect, or that's not the way to Floyd \| do so.] Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| The giant grunts. "Well, you gave me a coin. Fine. Get the four Floyd \| kernels - self-reliance, belief, thought, and memory - and put them on. Floyd \| Then we can get Ragnarok started. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "wear giant"
	Floyd \| (first taking the ice giant) Floyd \| [You can't normally pick up other characters.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	maga says (to Floyd), "think"
	Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "if we kill all our friends we have to be self-reliant"
			DavidW asks, "Go down one and wear memory?"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "climb giant"
	Floyd \| [He can't be climbed in that way. Sometimes a direction like "up" or Floyd \| "down" works instead.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Up the Ash Trunk Floyd \| The trunk of Yggdrasil stretches up to the heavens and down to where Floyd \| the roots are obscured by mist. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert asks (of W), "Aren't you already wearing memory?"
	Jacqueline gets bored and wanders off to the Toyshop.
	Jacqueline arrives, ready to play with the toys.
	Tale says (to Floyd), "wear memory"
	Floyd \| (first taking the kernel of memory) Floyd \| You wear it over your left shoulder. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "get all"
	Floyd \| [There is nothing available to get.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "So, how the map looks is: Heavens down to Ash Trunk down to Base of Tree"
			DavidW says, "No, we had belief before."
			cyberskunk asks, "down again and wear something else?"
			ChrisC asks, "so we just wear memory in each place?"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x memory"
	Floyd \| Brilliant and sustaining. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a kernel of memory (worn over your left shoulder) Floyd \| a kernel of belief (worn close to your heart) Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Yggdrasil Floyd \| The world-tree's roots span off into the distance, and the branches Floyd \| reach into the heavens. Bleak mist curls up from below the roots of the Floyd \| tree. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "hat's my thinking,yeah"
			Bert says, "Also, I believe that we should all be congratulating vimes for how well he met the 'badly-implemented NPC' requirement."
	cyberskunk says (to Floyd), "wear thought"
	Floyd \| (first taking the kernel of thought) Floyd \| You wear it over your right shoulder. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "yay"
			vimes says, "yay"
			Ellison says, "heh"
			jojo exclaims, "Huzzah!"
			cyberskunk unlocks vimes's achievement!
			Tale asks, "Okay, who'll do the last one?"
			DavidW says, "What was the 4th? self- something"
			ChrisC says, "-reliance"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear self-"
	Floyd \| [You don't need to use the word "self-" in that way.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "i hope it was loathing"
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| In the Mist Floyd \| Distant flashes of light tumble through the unending dark mist, and the Floyd \| roots of the World Tree are just barely visible above. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear self-reliance"
	Floyd \| (first taking the kernel of self-reliance) Floyd \| You wear it about your loins. Floyd \| Floyd \| You have all the kernels! Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * Ragnarok comes. * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the last Floyd \| command? Floyd \| >		vimes says, "self-fear and self-loathing in laself vegas"
			Jacqueline exclaims, "Hooray for a sudden ending!"
			Bert exclaims, "Loined!"
			Jacqueline asks (of vimes), "Anything we missed?"
			vimes says, "Better than my last speed which had no ending! Just an apology!"
			DavidW says, "ok, I have no idea how we found anything."
			jojo says, "That's where I keep my self-reliance."
			ASchultz says, "Yay! We win."
			cyberskunk says, "wearing selfreliance around your loins suggests a lack of success in ones personal life"
			vimes says (to Jacq), "Belief, at least, responds to most verbs"
			jojo says, "Or an abundance"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "restore"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf1"
	Floyd \| Enter saved game to load: Ok. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "pet belief"
	Floyd \| [That's not a verb I recognise.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		cyberskunk says, "ok. going out for lunch. bye"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "q"
	Floyd \| Are you sure you want to quit?
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "y"
	Floyd \|
	Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"		cyberskunk exclaims, "thanks!"
			jojo exclaims (at Skunk), "Toodles!"
			vimes says, "(and there is the cluing for going up if you go the wrong way several times before you discove you can go up)"
			Jacqueline asks, "Okay... anyone else have one they want moved up to the front of the queue?"
			ASchultz exclaims, "later Cyberskunk!"
			vimes says, "but otherwise, nope"
	cyberskunk has had its fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.		Jacqueline says (to cs), "Laters."
			Tale says, "No."
			vimes says, "Play the other ragnarok one, so you can see how /good/ speedif woks"
			Bert says (to Jacq), "Since mine and vimes' used the same parameters, it might make sense to play them together."
			vimes says, "and works"
			jojo says, "Speedif woks would make an interesting stir fry"
	trojo arrives, ready to play with the toys.		ChrisC says, "I like the bert/vime plan"
			Bert says, "Oh, by the way, for anyone who didn't know: I'm Jota."
			TheXenographer says, "It's funny that there are two Ragnarok-related games; mine references Norse mythology too"
			vimes asks, "isn't that the premise of Iron Chef and so forth?"
			vimes says, "(speed-if wokking)"
			Jacqueline asks (of Bern), "mmkay - what's your title?"
			Bert says, "'Admiral'."
			ASchultz says, "I'd like another Ragnarok too"
			vimes says, "har"
			Jacqueline says, "snrk"
			Bert says, "(psiragnarok)"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load psiragnarok"
	Floyd \| Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Late night movie night at your place! It's two AM, your friends are Floyd \| here, the DVD is already in the machine, and you're ready to watch. Floyd \| Floyd \| Or are you? Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Ragnarok: Twilight of the Gods Floyd \| A New Year's SpeedIF Game (with non-standard parameters: type XYZZY for Floyd \| details) Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 111230 / Inform v6.30 Library 6/11 S Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Kitchen Floyd \| This is the place where you prepare food. And by "prepare food", of Floyd \| course, I mean "microwave frozen burritos" and "call for pizza". It's Floyd \| fitted out with all the usual amenities: refrigerator, stove, Floyd \| microwave, cabinets, a large disembodied brain floating in the corner. Floyd \| Pretty much your standard IF protagonist's kitchen. The living room is Floyd \| to the east. Floyd \| Floyd \| Mindo is floating placidly in the corner. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "x self"
	Floyd \| As good-looking as ever. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "pet brain"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
	Floyd \| vimes says, "Hm. Kernels, Ragnarok, mind, a copper coin, and a Floyd \| badly-implemented NPC." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "tickle brain"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "rub brain"
	Floyd \| You achieve nothing by this. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "x brain"
	Floyd \| Ah, Mindo The Mind. You and Mindo have been friends ever since third Floyd \| grade, when a bunch of bigger kids were picking on you for not knowing Floyd \| how to balance a checkbook, and Mindo defended you by telekinetically Floyd \| flinging all of the bullies through the air into the community swimming Floyd \| hole on the other side of town. Good times. He's never been much of a Floyd \| conversationalist, but he's an awesome roommate and the coolest Floyd \| disembodied brain you've ever met. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "aww"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask brain about pizza"
	Floyd \| Mindo telepathically communicates, "I don't know much about that." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "ha ha"
	Nitku says (to Floyd), "ask brain about himself"
	Floyd \| Mindo telepathically communicates, "I don't know much about that." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky says (to Floyd), "think about cheese"
	Floyd \| I only understood you as far as wanting to think. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky says (to Floyd), "think"
	Floyd \| What a good idea. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "ask brain about me"
	Floyd \| Mindo telepathically communicates, "I don't know much about that." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "ask brain about his feelings"
	Floyd \| Mindo telepathically communicates, "I don't know much about that." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "If he's telepathic, maybe we can speak to him from all locations?"
			Jacqueline says, "That would be cool."
			jojo says, "One can only hope."
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying nothing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "show me to mindo"
	Floyd \| (first taking yourself) Floyd \| You are always self-possessed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying nothing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
	Floyd \| As good-looking as ever. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "Do we have a goal?"
			Tale says, "and then jota needs to tell everyone how he pulled that one off"
			vimes says, "you know, it occurs to me that a speed-if for the purpose of plotting your game's twists would be awesome"
			Nitku says, "Where ever we are, we can always find out how little he knows about things."
	jojo says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Kitchen Floyd \| This is the place where you prepare food. And by "prepare food", of Floyd \| course, I mean "microwave frozen burritos" and "call for pizza". It's Floyd \| fitted out with all the usual amenities: refrigerator, stove, Floyd \| microwave, cabinets, a large disembodied brain floating in the corner. Floyd \| Pretty much your standard IF protagonist's kitchen. The living room is Floyd \| to the east. Floyd \| Floyd \| Mindo is floating placidly in the corner. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "prepare food"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "take all"
	Floyd \| Mindo: I don't suppose Mindo would care for that. Floyd \| lights: They're hardly portable. Floyd \| refrigerator: That's hardly portable. Floyd \| freezer: That's hardly portable. Floyd \| telephone: It's two in the morning. It's too late to be calling anyone Floyd \| on the phone. Floyd \| stove: That's hardly portable. Floyd \| microwave oven: That's hardly portable. Floyd \| cabinets: They're hardly portable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		TheXenographer asks, "did we ever find out what the non-standard parameters were?"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "call for pizza"
	Floyd \| It's two in the morning. It's too late to be calling anyone on the Floyd \| phone. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "open fridge"
	Floyd \| That seems like a monumentally unwise idea. The last time you opened Floyd \| the fridge, you ended up spending a week in the hospital and lost all Floyd \| memories for thirty-six hours before and after the event. But hey, if Floyd \| you want to give it a shot, it's your funeral. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "open freezer"
	Floyd \| Dang, no more burritos. You'll have to go to the store. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says (to Xeno), "Yeah, type 'xyzzy'."
			jojo exclaims, "A goal!"
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "open cabinets"
	Floyd \| You open the cabinets, revealing a bowl of unpopped popcorn kernels and Floyd \| a fuse box. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x box"
	Floyd \| (the microwave oven) Floyd \| A black box with a door and numbers on the front. You use it to reheat Floyd \| schezuan shrimp, nuke frozen burritos and pop popcorn. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "take kernels"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x fuse"
	Floyd \| Which do you mean, the fuse box or the dusty fuse? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "what."
	djfletch says (to Floyd), "wear kernels"
	Floyd \| You can't wear that! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "open fuse box"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "eat kernels"
	Floyd \| You try one. Ow! No wonder people pop these first. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x dusty"
	Floyd \| It's a dusty old fuse that has served you well for years. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Yeah, the 'nonstandard parameters' are the list of words used for the game."
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "open microwave"
	Floyd \| Fortunately, you haven't accidentally left anything in there overnight. Floyd \| This time. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		vimes \| You wear them about your teeth.
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "put kernals in microwave"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ellison says, "oops"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get kernels"
	Floyd \| You already have that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "put kernels in microwave"
	Floyd \| You're about to put the bowl of popcorn kernels into the microwave when Floyd \| you feel a telekinetic tug at your arm. Floyd \| Floyd \| Mindo telepathically communicates, "You shouldn't make popcorn without Floyd \| oil. Unless you have an air popper. Which we don't." Floyd \| Floyd \| Mindo is, as usual, correct. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says (to vimes), "Mmm, crunchy."
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "get oil"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Nice."
			Jacqueline says, "Ah, kernals."
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "comb hair"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "remove oil from hair"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "timing!"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x stove"
	Floyd \| You have mixed emotions when you think back to the day you last used Floyd \| this stove. You were making tuna noodle casserole. You're still not Floyd \| exactly sure why the contents exploded, but you haven't been able to Floyd \| pry the oven open since. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to trojo), "ew"
			jojo asks, "Should we investigate the living room?"
			ASchultz says, "So where is the oil, then..."
			jojo says, "I lived in a house like that once."
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Kitchen Floyd \| This is the place where you prepare food. And by "prepare food", of Floyd \| course, I mean "microwave frozen burritos" and "call for pizza". It's Floyd \| fitted out with all the usual amenities: refrigerator, stove, Floyd \| microwave, cabinets, a large disembodied brain floating in the corner. Floyd \| Pretty much your standard IF protagonist's kitchen. The living room is Floyd \| to the east. Floyd \| Floyd \| Mindo is floating placidly in the corner. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Let's make sure we've seen everything here first"
			Jacqueline asks, "We have a trojo and a jojo?"
			ChrisC says, "I think we have"
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "ask mindo about oil"
	Floyd \| Mindo telepathically communicates, "I don't know much about that." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "Check the living room?"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "ask mindo about store"
	Floyd \| Mindo telepathically communicates, "I don't know much about that." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "ask mindo about popcorn"
	Floyd \| Mindo telepathically communicates, "I don't know much about that." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "Yeah, maybe I should change that?"
			Jacqueline says, "Nah, it's fine"
			DavidW says, "Maybe we left oil by the 'entertainment station'."
			Tale says, "Yeah, to the living room."
	trojo says (to Floyd), "i hear they have lots of oil in texas"
	Floyd \| I only understood you as far as wanting to take inventory. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	JamesPKing goes home.		ASchultz says, "pictures Eduard Khil singing "Trojojo""
	Tale says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Living Room Floyd \| Everyone is here! Lisa's settled into the big armchair, Thor is hanging Floyd \| out on the couch, Mindo is -- well, Mindo's still in the kitchen, but Floyd \| he'll come in when the movie starts, undoubtedly. You've already got Floyd \| the DVD in your combination TV/DVD player, so you just need to turn it Floyd \| on and late night movie night can begin! Floyd \| Floyd \| Thor rumbles, "The time has come for time for Ragnarok, Twilight of the Floyd \| Gods! THOR MUST NOT BE KEPT WAITING!" Floyd \| Floyd \| Your reflexes serve you well, as you duck just before a lightning bolt Floyd \| arcs from Thor's fingers, passing inches from your head, and striking Floyd \| someplace in the kitchen behind you. Instantly, all the lights go dark. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Oops," rumbles Thor, "Did I do that?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	JamesPKing arrives, full of fun, but no funk.		ASchultz forgot to start with a colon. Oops.
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "ask mindo about mindo"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "A that Thor, always up to something"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "think about mindo"
	Floyd \| I only understood you as far as wanting to think. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		JamesPKing says, "p"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "short-range telepathy"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask lisa about oil"
	Floyd \| Lisa mumbles, "Wake me up when it's time for the popcorn and the movie, Floyd \| 'K?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Rats, not that telepathic"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lisa"
	Floyd \| Lisa is dozing in the big armchair. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x thor"
	Floyd \| Thor, the Norse god of thunder, is hanging out on the couch. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline asks, "How will we make the popcorn now?"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "get oil"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask thor about oil"
	Floyd \| Thor rumbles, "The time has come for Ragnarok, Twilight of the Gods!" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "look under couch"
	Floyd \| You poke around between the couch cushions. Floyd \| Floyd \| Thor rumbles, "This is an indignity up with which I should not have to Floyd \| put!" But he still lifts his butt cheek enough to let you check Floyd \| underneath the cushion he's sitting on. Floyd \| Floyd \| Jackpot! You come away with a candy wrapper, a quarter, a small bottle Floyd \| of oil, a penny, a dime and a wad of cat hair! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "yay oil"
			Tale says, "Ha ha ha,ew"
			DavidW says, "ha ha"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "eat chair hair"
	Floyd \| I only understood you as far as wanting to eat Lisa. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "eat cat"
	Floyd \| That's plainly inedible. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "haha"
			Jacqueline says, "yay not ending sentences with a preposition"
			trojo says, "hehe"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x cat"
	Floyd \| Odd, really, as neither you nor Mindo has ever actually owned a cat. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "oh dear. We're gonna be bad and put the penny in the fuse, aren't we?"
			Jacqueline says (to DW), "Prolly"
			Tale asks, "What for?"
			ChrisC says, "Thor shorted out our power"
			DavidW says, "Thor blew out the fuse."
			Jacqueline says (to Tale), "Well, Thor just blew the fuses."
			jojo exclaims, "To the kitchen!"
			Tale says, "Yes"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "w"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Kitchen Floyd \| This is the place where you prepare food. And by "prepare food", of Floyd \| course, I mean "microwave frozen burritos" and "call for pizza". It's Floyd \| fitted out with all the usual amenities: refrigerator, stove, Floyd \| microwave, cabinets, a large disembodied brain floating in the corner. Floyd \| Pretty much your standard IF protagonist's kitchen. The living room is Floyd \| to the east. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's also pretty dark in here. It's a good thing you've got excellent Floyd \| night vision, or else that could be somewhat inconvenient. Floyd \| Floyd \| Mindo is floating placidly in the corner. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x me"
	Floyd \| As good-looking as ever. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "put coin in fuse"
	Floyd \| Which do you mean, the fuse box or the burnt-out fuse? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "get burnt-out fuse"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "put coin in fuse box"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "put penny in fuse box"
	Floyd \| Yowch! You suck your fingers for a moment, wondering if maybe you Floyd \| should get a trained electrician to stick pennies in your fuse box in Floyd \| the future. Floyd \| Floyd \| But on the plus side, the lights are back on! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a burnt-out fuse Floyd \| a wad of cat hair Floyd \| a dime Floyd \| a small bottle of oil Floyd \| a quarter Floyd \| a candy wrapper Floyd \| a bowl of unpopped popcorn kernels Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "put oil on popcorn"
	Floyd \| You pour the oil over the popcorn kernels and dispose of the bottle. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "ha"
			jojo exclaims, "Fighting against the tyranny of mandatory elecrtical certification!"
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "put popcorn in microwave"
	Floyd \| You put the bowl of oiled popcorn kernels into the microwave, set it Floyd \| for two minutes and thirty-four seconds, and close the door. Floyd \| Floyd \| A few moments later, you hear a sizzling, popping noise. Floyd \| Floyd \| A few moments after that, the microwave explodes. Floyd \| Floyd \| Hrm. I probably should have mentioned that it was a metal bowl. My bad. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "hee"
			Tale says, "ha ha"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Kitchen Floyd \| This is the place where you prepare food. And by "prepare food", of Floyd \| course, I mean "microwave frozen burritos" and "call for pizza". It's Floyd \| fitted out with all the usual amenities: refrigerator, stove, exploded Floyd \| microwave, cabinets, a large disembodied brain floating in the corner. Floyd \| Pretty much your standard IF protagonist's kitchen. The living room is Floyd \| to the east Floyd \| Floyd \| Mindo is floating placidly in the corner. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "But we've got some popcorn now, right?"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x microwave"
	Floyd \| A total mess. The door hangs off at a decorative (but non-functional) Floyd \| angle, the timer display is cracked down the middle, and every part of Floyd \| it is pitted with black scorch marks. On the plus side, the microwave Floyd \| is full of freshly-popped popcorn. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it"
	Floyd \| That's hardly portable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "get popcorn"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, ""exploded microwave" is a nice touch"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "eat popcorn"
	Floyd \| You try a mouthful. It's tasty! Admittedly, it could use some salt, but Floyd \| you've already done enough for this puzzle, so we'll just call it Floyd \| tasty. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x bowl"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo exclaims, "Ha!"
			Tale says, "ha ha"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Living Room Floyd \| Everyone is here! Lisa's settled into the big armchair, Thor is hanging Floyd \| out on the couch, Mindo is -- well, Mindo's still in the kitchen, but Floyd \| he'll come in when the movie starts, undoubtedly. You've already got Floyd \| the DVD in your combination TV/DVD player, so you just need to turn it Floyd \| on and late night movie night can begin! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake lisa"
	Floyd \| Lisa mumbles, "Wake me up when it's time for the popcorn and the movie, Floyd \| 'K?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "turn on player"
	Floyd \| Lisa immediately kicks the power button with her foot, turning it back Floyd \| off again. Floyd \| Floyd \| Lisa mumbles, "Can't watch a movie without popcorn..." Floyd \| Floyd \| Thor rumbles, "But The time has come for Ragnarok, Twilight of the Floyd \| Gods!" Floyd \| Floyd \| From the other room, Mindo telepathically communicates, "Providing Floyd \| snacks is one of your duties as a host." Floyd \| Floyd \| Mindo is, as usual, correct. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x player"
	Floyd \| The DVD is already in the player. You just need to turn it on. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "give popcron to lisa"
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "give popcorn to lisa"
	Floyd \| Lisa mumbles, "Rock on. Let's start the flick, guys." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "turn on player"
	Floyd \| You turn on the DVD player and TV, then join Thor on the couch. Mindo Floyd \| drifts in from the kitchen as the copyright notice plays. Lisa munches Floyd \| her popcorn, and the opening title sequence finally begins: Floyd \| Floyd \| RAGNAROK: TWILIGHT OF THE GODS Floyd \| Floyd \| Thor rumbles, "Huzzah!" Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * You have won * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| In that game you scored 1 out of a possible 1, in 59 turns. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| Please give one of the answers above. Floyd \| >		Tale says, "yay"
			jojo says, "That was fun."
			Jacqueline says, "yay"
			jojo says, "Good writing, very droll."
	Floyd \| Please give one of the answers above. Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "is there a movie with that name?"
			djfletch rumbles, "Huzzah!"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "q"
	Floyd \|
	Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"		inky asks, "who was that one by?"
			ASchultz exclaims, "Good laughs there. Yay!"
			Tale asks, "are all gods sparkling in it?"
			Jacqueline says, "That was Jota."
			trojo says, "there's an opera with that name i think"
			inky says, "hunh, I wonder what the thing was that was inside the other thing"
			Nitku says, "You know, a thing"
			Jacqueline asks, "Want to reload and try?"
			Jacqueline asks, "Or are we good?"
			jojo says (to inky), "I only understood you as referring to a thing"
			Bert says (to inky), "Oh, that's a totally different game."
			ASchultz says, "I'm curious what the other items were for"
			ASchultz says, "Like the quarter and dime and so forth"
			Bert says (to inky), "I had already finished the speedIF by that point."
			Jacqueline says, "I was curious about putting the cat hair in the microwave, sorta."
			ASchultz says, "But I don't want to hold anyone up"
			Tale says, "We missed the whole going to the shop puzzle"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load psiragnarok"
	Floyd \| Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Late night movie night at your place! It's two AM, your friends are Floyd \| here, the DVD is already in the machine, and you're ready to watch. Floyd \| Floyd \| Or are you? Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Ragnarok: Twilight of the Gods Floyd \| A New Year's SpeedIF Game (with non-standard parameters: type XYZZY for Floyd \| details) Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 111230 / Inform v6.30 Library 6/11 S Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Kitchen Floyd \| This is the place where you prepare food. And by "prepare food", of Floyd \| course, I mean "microwave frozen burritos" and "call for pizza". It's Floyd \| fitted out with all the usual amenities: refrigerator, stove, Floyd \| microwave, cabinets, a large disembodied brain floating in the corner. Floyd \| Pretty much your standard IF protagonist's kitchen. The living room is Floyd \| to the east. Floyd \| Floyd \| Mindo is floating placidly in the corner. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says (to Bert), "oh, ok"
			DavidW says (to ASchultz), "I'm guessing they were there to make the penny less obvious as a puzzle piece."
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Living Room Floyd \| Everyone is here! Lisa's settled into the big armchair, Thor is hanging Floyd \| out on the couch, Mindo is -- well, Mindo's still in the kitchen, but Floyd \| he'll come in when the movie starts, undoubtedly. You've already got Floyd \| the DVD in your combination TV/DVD player, so you just need to turn it Floyd \| on and late night movie night can begin! Floyd \| Floyd \| Thor rumbles, "The time has come for time for Ragnarok, Twilight of the Floyd \| Gods! THOR MUST NOT BE KEPT WAITING!" Floyd \| Floyd \| Your reflexes serve you well, as you duck just before a lightning bolt Floyd \| arcs from Thor's fingers, passing inches from your head, and striking Floyd \| someplace in the kitchen behind you. Instantly, all the lights go dark. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Oops," rumbles Thor, "Did I do that?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "go to the shop"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "look under couch"
	Floyd \| You poke around between the couch cushions. Floyd \| Floyd \| Thor rumbles, "This is an indignity up with which I should not have to Floyd \| put!" But he still lifts his butt cheek enough to let you check Floyd \| underneath the cushion he's sitting on. Floyd \| Floyd \| Jackpot! You come away with a candy wrapper, a quarter, a small bottle Floyd \| of oil, a penny, a dime and a wad of cat hair! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take all"
	Floyd \| lights: They're hardly portable. Floyd \| Lisa: I don't suppose Lisa would care for that. Floyd \| Thor: I don't suppose Thor would care for that. Floyd \| (couch): Alas, there are no more treasures to be found in the sofa for Floyd \| the time being. Floyd \| combination TV/DVD player: That's hardly portable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "The other things in the sofa were mainly for having more things in the sofa because it seemed like the sort of sofa that would have a lot of things lost down it."
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a wad of cat hair Floyd \| a dime Floyd \| a penny Floyd \| a small bottle of oil Floyd \| a quarter Floyd \| a candy wrapper Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x wrapper"
	Floyd \| It's apparently from an Almond Joy. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x quarter"
	Floyd \| Twenty-five cents! That's enough to buy a Garfield phone at a yard Floyd \| sale. Too bad it's Canadian. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x dime"
	Floyd \| Ten cents. At one time, this is what you needed if you wanted to make a Floyd \| phone call. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "hee"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x oil"
	Floyd \| You're not really sure what kind of oil this is, but you think it might Floyd \| be left over from when Mindo took that massage class. It's amazing what Floyd \| he was able to do for the knots in your shoulders despite not actually Floyd \| possessing hands. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "s"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline asks, "That's what we put on the pop corn?"
			inky says, "hmm"
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "sit on couch"
	Floyd \| You get onto the (couch). Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "yep"
			inky asks, "do you need oil if you are doing telepathic massage?"
			Jacqueline says, ";:makes a mental note not to eat at Jota's house."
			Tale says, "Imaginary oil, yeah"
			Jacqueline makes another note to emote better in the future.
			DavidW says (to inky), "Yes."
			Bert says (to Jacq), "Hee."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "w"
	Floyd \| You'll have to get off the (couch) first. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "stand"
	Floyd \| You get off the (couch). Floyd \| Floyd \| Living Room Floyd \| Everyone is here! Lisa's settled into the big armchair, Thor is hanging Floyd \| out on the couch, Mindo is -- well, Mindo's still in the kitchen, but Floyd \| he'll come in when the movie starts, undoubtedly. You've already got Floyd \| the DVD in your combination TV/DVD player, so you just need to turn it Floyd \| on and late night movie night can begin! Floyd \| Floyd \| It's also pretty dark in here. It's a good thing you've got excellent Floyd \| night vision, or else that could be somewhat inconvenient. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz the masseur just needs to imagine the sort of oil he wants
			Bert says (to Jacq), "I'm not the one who put it on the popcorn."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "put quarter in fuse"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a wad of cat hair Floyd \| a dime Floyd \| a penny Floyd \| a small bottle of oil Floyd \| a quarter Floyd \| a candy wrapper Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x fuse box"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "open cabinet"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Well, true."
			Bert says, "Also, I recommend opening the fridge for reals at some point."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Living Room Floyd \| Everyone is here! Lisa's settled into the big armchair, Thor is hanging Floyd \| out on the couch, Mindo is -- well, Mindo's still in the kitchen, but Floyd \| he'll come in when the movie starts, undoubtedly. You've already got Floyd \| the DVD in your combination TV/DVD player, so you just need to turn it Floyd \| on and late night movie night can begin! Floyd \| Floyd \| It's also pretty dark in here. It's a good thing you've got excellent Floyd \| night vision, or else that could be somewhat inconvenient. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "Room"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "w"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Kitchen Floyd \| This is the place where you prepare food. And by "prepare food", of Floyd \| course, I mean "microwave frozen burritos" and "call for pizza". It's Floyd \| fitted out with all the usual amenities: refrigerator, stove, Floyd \| microwave, cabinets, a large disembodied brain floating in the corner. Floyd \| Pretty much your standard IF protagonist's kitchen. The living room is Floyd \| to the east. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's also pretty dark in here. It's a good thing you've got excellent Floyd \| night vision, or else that could be somewhat inconvenient. Floyd \| Floyd \| Mindo is floating placidly in the corner. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "open fridge"
	Floyd \| That seems like a monumentally unwise idea. The last time you opened Floyd \| the fridge, you ended up spending a week in the hospital and lost all Floyd \| memories for thirty-six hours before and after the event. But hey, if
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open microwave"
	Floyd \| you want to give it a shot, it's your funeral. Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| Fortunately, you haven't accidentally left anything in there overnight. Floyd \| This time. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "put quarter in fuse box"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky says (to Floyd), "open fridge"
	Floyd \| You take a deep breath, brace yourself against the unknown, and open Floyd \| the door. Floyd \| Floyd \| Do you remember that scene near the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark? Floyd \| Floyd \| Yeah, well. This ain't the glory of God here, but the outcome is Floyd \| otherwise strikingly similar. Better luck next time around. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * You have died * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 1, in 18 turns. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or QUIT? Floyd \| >		inky says, "ha ha"
			Bert says, "And putting the oil on anything/anyone else."
	inky says (to Floyd), "undo"
	Floyd \| Your Kitchen Floyd \| [Previous turn undone.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Awesome"
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "open cabinet"
	Floyd \| You open the cabinets, revealing a bowl of unpopped popcorn kernels and Floyd \| a fuse box. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "put oil on mindo"
			Jacqueline says, "Oh right, we could try massaging people."
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "get bowl and box"
	Floyd \| bowl of unpopped popcorn kernels: Taken. Floyd \| microwave oven: That's hardly portable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "massage mindo"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x bowl"
	Floyd \| What the heck? Aren't popcorn kernels supposed to come in a paper bag? Floyd \| With microwave instructions on the back? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "put oil on mindo"
	Floyd \| It might be fun to oil Mindo up, but you have other things to worry Floyd \| about right now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "put oil on me"
	Floyd \| It might be fun to oil yourself up, but you have other things to worry Floyd \| about right now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open microwave"
	Floyd \| That's already open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Living Room Floyd \| Everyone is here! Lisa's settled into the big armchair, Thor is hanging Floyd \| out on the couch, Mindo is -- well, Mindo's still in the kitchen, but Floyd \| he'll come in when the movie starts, undoubtedly. You've already got Floyd \| the DVD in your combination TV/DVD player, so you just need to turn it Floyd \| on and late night movie night can begin! Floyd \| Floyd \| It's also pretty dark in here. It's a good thing you've got excellent Floyd \| night vision, or else that could be somewhat inconvenient. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "put cat hair in microwave"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "oil liza"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline exclaims, "Tale !"
			Tale says, "Whoops, sorry"
			Jacqueline says, "Oh, yeah."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "w"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Kitchen Floyd \| This is the place where you prepare food. And by "prepare food", of Floyd \| course, I mean "microwave frozen burritos" and "call for pizza". It's Floyd \| fitted out with all the usual amenities: refrigerator, stove, Floyd \| microwave, cabinets, a large disembodied brain floating in the corner. Floyd \| Pretty much your standard IF protagonist's kitchen. The living room is Floyd \| to the east. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's also pretty dark in here. It's a good thing you've got excellent Floyd \| night vision, or else that could be somewhat inconvenient. Floyd \| Floyd \| Mindo is floating placidly in the corner. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Well, I want to do that too."
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "put cat hair in microwave"
	Floyd \| You won't be microwaving anything without electricity. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "take broken fuse"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "open fuse box"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x fuse box"
	Floyd \| An open-faced fuse box. Conveniently, your entire home runs on just one Floyd \| fuse. In the fuse box is a burnt-out fuse. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "ha"
			Bert says, "I think you've found just about everything else, though. Except for the telephone."
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "get burnt-out fuse"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Telephone?"
			Bert says, "But that's not that exciting."
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "put quarter in fuse box"
	Floyd \| Good thought, but it's not quite the right size to fit. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "put il in fuse box"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks (of bert), "So we can call someone?"
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "eat dime"
	Floyd \| That's plainly inedible. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "x telephone"
	Floyd \| A telephone in the shape of Garfield the cat which you picked up for Floyd \| only a quarter at a yard sale. Cha-ching! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "oops oil"
	Floyd \| Sorry, that can't be corrected. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert exclaims, "You can try!"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "put oil in fuse box"
	Floyd \| It might be fun to oil the fuse box up, but you have other things to Floyd \| worry about right now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "call thor"
	Floyd \| It's two in the morning. It's too late to be calling anyone on the Floyd \| phone. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	djfletch says (to Floyd), "phone for pizza"
	Floyd \| It's two in the morning. It's too late to be calling anyone on the Floyd \| phone. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "put phone in microwave"
	Floyd \| You need to be holding the telephone before you can put it into Floyd \| something else. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky says (to Floyd), "call police"		Bert says, "(I warned you the phone wasn't that exciting.)"
	Floyd \| It's two in the morning. It's too late to be calling anyone on the Floyd \| phone. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "get phone"
	Floyd \| It's two in the morning. It's too late to be calling anyone on the Floyd \| phone. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "put cat in microwave"
	Floyd \| (the wad of cat hair in the microwave oven) Floyd \| You won't be microwaving anything without electricity. Floyd \|
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "hit phone"
	Floyd \| > Floyd \| Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "put penny in fuse"
	Floyd \| (the burnt-out fuse) Floyd \| That can't contain things. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "Shall we leave it at that then?"
			Tale says, "Hm"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "eat oil"
	Floyd \| That's plainly inedible. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "heh"
			Bert says, "Yeah, I think you're pretty much through."
			Tale asks, "maybe try oiling people?"
			Jacqueline says (to jojo), "I'm thinking we're probably pretty much done, yeah."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Living Room Floyd \| Everyone is here! Lisa's settled into the big armchair, Thor is hanging Floyd \| out on the couch, Mindo is -- well, Mindo's still in the kitchen, but Floyd \| he'll come in when the movie starts, undoubtedly. You've already got Floyd \| the DVD in your combination TV/DVD player, so you just need to turn it Floyd \| on and late night movie night can begin! Floyd \| Floyd \| It's also pretty dark in here. It's a good thing you've got excellent Floyd \| night vision, or else that could be somewhat inconvenient. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "We haven't tried to massage Lisa and Thor, but I'd guess the same response as for Mindo"
			ChrisC says, "We did"
			Jacqueline says (to Tale), "I thought you tried that."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "put oil on thor"
	Floyd \| It might be fun to oil Thor up, but you have other things to worry Floyd \| about right now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ellison says, "at this rate, only five and a half hours of ClubFloyd left!"
			Tale says, "I thought they had special massages. Er, messages."
			Jacqueline asks, "So, next game?"
			ChrisC says, "sure"
			Tale says, "Sure."
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit"
	Floyd \| Are you sure you want to quit?		jojo says, "Yep"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "y"
	Floyd \|
	Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"		ASchultz says, "Yes"
			jojo asks, "Who's up next?"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load psibeingtheending"
	Floyd \| Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Being the Ending of the Beginning Floyd \| A Bad Idea by Chris Conley Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 111230 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd \| 6/12N) Floyd \| Floyd \| Type ABOUT for information about this ridiculous thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| Darkness Floyd \| It is pitch black. The only sound is an electrical hum. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "listen"
	Floyd \| What a curious sound. Maddeningly amplified by the walls of this Floyd \| chamber. You can hardly stand it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "about"
	Floyd \| This is my submission for the 2011 Penultimate Not Numbered New Year's Floyd \| Speed IF. Entries had to include a particular list of items (or at Floyd \| least a subset thereof), or be programmed within 2 hours, or somewhere
	jojo says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| in between. I went with the former restriction, just for fun. Floyd \| Floyd \| Note: fun not guaranteed. Offer not valid in Texas. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "about"
	Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| nothing else Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| This is my submission for the 2011 Penultimate Not Numbered New Year's Floyd \| Speed IF. Entries had to include a particular list of items (or at Floyd \| least a subset thereof), or be programmed within 2 hours, or somewhere Floyd \| in between. I went with the former restriction, just for fun. Floyd \| Floyd \| Note: fun not guaranteed. Offer not valid in Texas. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "x shoes"
	Floyd \| It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "score"
	Floyd \| You have so far scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 6 turns. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x shoes"
	Floyd \| It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "nothing else"
	Floyd \| You will need to be more specific. Try typing LOOK to get a description Floyd \| of your surroundings. Floyd \| Floyd \| To stop these messages entirely, type NOVICE OFF. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky says (to Floyd), "turn on lights"
	Floyd \| I only understood the first part of that-- trying anyway. Floyd \| Floyd \| Retrying as: Floyd \| >TURN ON Floyd \| Floyd \| Type UNDO if this isn't what you wanted to do, or CORRECT OFF to stop Floyd \| automatically correcting commands. Floyd \| Floyd \| (your mum's shoes) Floyd \| They're not something you can switch. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x nothing else"
	Floyd \| You will need to be more specific. Try typing LOOK to get a description Floyd \| of your surroundings. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "look"
	Floyd \| Darkness Floyd \| It is pitch black. The only sound is an electrical hum. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "remove shoes"
	Floyd \| Not on your life. You've safely kept these shoes for 27 years and Floyd \| you're not about to let them out of your sight. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x hum"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| You'll have to get out of the tanning bed first. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get hum"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x bed"
	Floyd \| It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "out"
	Floyd \| You can't get out of the closed tanning bed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "ha ha"
			inky says, "it seems like newbie mode isn't a great idea to turn on if you have an unusual setting"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "open bed"
	Floyd \| The humming noise mercifully stops. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tanning Salon (in the tanning bed) Floyd \| The walls feature a few posters of smiling tanned blonde people walking Floyd \| down streets, along beaches, eating ice cream, etc. The room itself is Floyd \| fairly cold and uninviting. You can get back to the shopping center Floyd \| through the hall to the south, and perhaps that would be for the best. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your discarded clothing lies in a heap on the floor. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "open bed"
	Floyd \| That's already open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky says (to Floyd), "x clothing"
	Floyd \| Your clothes are all wrinkly and yecch. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "get clothing"
	Floyd \| You quickly gather up your clothes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "posters"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x posters"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "Go out naked?"
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "wear clothing"
	Floyd \| You feel much more at ease with your wardrobe properly arranged on your Floyd \| person. This even despite its present condition. Floyd \| Floyd \| Hold, what's this in your pocket? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "wear clothing"
	Floyd \| You're already wearing those! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "So, we're naked except for our mum's shoes, and tanning."
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x pocket"
	Floyd \| In the pockets, you find a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica, a Floyd \| pair of carved bone dice, a single chopstick, a small can of liver Floyd \| paté, four small smooth stones, and a resin-encased quantity of hare's Floyd \| fur. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "remove clothing"
	Floyd \| You're not feeling particularly daring. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "Man, you people and your prudish ways."
	inky says (to Floyd), "x dice"
	Floyd \| They currently display 0 and 0. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		TheXenographer exclaims, "Sorry!"
			jojo says, "She's a real adventurer."
			Jacqueline says, "This is a unique start to an IF game that I don't believe has been explored previously. Someone note this for the next theory book."
			inky says, "wow"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "roll dice"
	Floyd \| You roll a 1 and a 2. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert asks (of Jacq), "What, nudity?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "play d&d"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x harmonica"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass Floyd \| harmonica. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "No, tanning bed."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "play it"
	Floyd \| A very unfortunate sound blares from the harmonica. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "play harmonica"
	Floyd \| A very unfortunate sound blares from the harmonica. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x choptick"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "sing"
	Floyd \| Your singing is abominable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x chopstick"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the single chopstick. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "play harmonica"
	Floyd \| A very unfortunate sound blares from the harmonica. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x liver"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the small can of liver paté. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "open can"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x fur"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the resin-encased quantity of hare's fur. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x stones"
	Floyd \| You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x stone"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the small smooth stone. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	inky has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
	Bert says (to Floyd), "eat stone"
	Floyd \| That's plainly inedible. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "Hm, so let's try >south?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "eat liver"
	Floyd \| You eat the small can of liver paté. Not bad. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "undo"
	Floyd \| Tanning Salon Floyd \| [Previous turn undone.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "s"
	Floyd \| You'll have to get out of the tanning bed first. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "out"
	Floyd \| You get out of the tanning bed. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tanning Salon Floyd \| The walls feature a few posters of smiling tanned blonde people walking Floyd \| down streets, along beaches, eating ice cream, etc. The room itself is Floyd \| fairly cold and uninviting. You can get back to the shopping center Floyd \| through the hall to the south, and perhaps that would be for the best. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see a pair of carved bone dice and a tanning bed (empty) here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "exit bed"
	Floyd \| I only understood the first part of that-- trying anyway. Floyd \| Floyd \| Retrying as: Floyd \| >EXIT Floyd \| Wrightsville Town Shopping Center Floyd \| Bleh. Capitalistic excess at its worst. The Video Head shop hawks its Floyd \| degenerate wares to the west; a corporate paint shop sells overpriced Floyd \| colors (colors!) to the south; the tanning salon is north and the food Floyd \| court is east. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "Given that we can't open it, eating the can seems like a digestively dangerous move."
	trojo says (to Floyd), "ate the whole can... guess we are a goat"
	Floyd \| You typed a rather long command and I didn't understand it. It's better Floyd \| to stick to simpler things like TAKE SMALL SMOOTH STONE. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Lionheart arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get dice and bed"
	Floyd \| I only understood the first part of that-- trying anyway. Floyd \| Floyd \| Retrying as: Floyd \| >GET DICE Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Wrightsville Town Shopping Center Floyd \| Bleh. Capitalistic excess at its worst. The Video Head shop hawks its Floyd \| degenerate wares to the west; a corporate paint shop sells overpriced Floyd \| colors (colors!) to the south; the tanning salon is north and the food Floyd \| court is east. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline now has some of the best banana bread ever. Sadly, she has the last two pieces of it.
	genericgeekgirl arrives, full of funk, but no fun.		Bert asks, "Whoops, did we lose the tanning salon without getting our stuff first?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "n"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Tanning Salon Floyd \| The walls feature a few posters of smiling tanned blonde people walking Floyd \| down streets, along beaches, eating ice cream, etc. The room itself is Floyd \| fairly cold and uninviting. You can get back to the shopping center Floyd \| through the hall to the south, and perhaps that would be for the best. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see a pair of carved bone dice and a tanning bed (empty) here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| four small smooth stones
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get dice and bed"
	Floyd \| a small can of liver paté Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| some dissheveled clothing Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| pair of carved bone dice: Taken. Floyd \| tanning bed: That's fixed in place. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "Seems a bit hypocritical coming from someone who's just been in a tanning salon"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "s"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Wrightsville Town Shopping Center Floyd \| Bleh. Capitalistic excess at its worst. The Video Head shop hawks its Floyd \| degenerate wares to the west; a corporate paint shop sells overpriced Floyd \| colors (colors!) to the south; the tanning salon is north and the food Floyd \| court is east. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "it's a socialst tan"
			jojo says, "Extra red."
			trojo asks, "sunburn salon?"
			Tale asks, "Do we have any kind of goal?"
			DavidW says, "There's a thing called the sun that gives tans for free."
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "about"
	Floyd \| This is my submission for the 2011 Penultimate Not Numbered New Year's Floyd \| Speed IF. Entries had to include a particular list of items (or at Floyd \| least a subset thereof), or be programmed within 2 hours, or somewhere Floyd \| in between. I went with the former restriction, just for fun. Floyd \| Floyd \| Note: fun not guaranteed. Offer not valid in Texas. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "So, exploring?"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Food Court Floyd \| A dozen garish illuminated signs advertise overcooked and overpriced Floyd \| foods from various stalls. Out of all of them, there's only one place Floyd \| here in which you would be caught dead. Floyd \| Floyd \| The familiar golden arches beckon onwards. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "read signs"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x stalls"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x arches"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the golden arches. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| You dutifully take your place in line. Floyd \| Floyd \| McDonalds (in line) Floyd \| The thoughts of has occured here in days gone by and what will occur in Floyd \| the imminent future fill you with a warm feeling of contentment. This Floyd \| is good. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see a cashier here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x arches"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "cashier"
	Floyd \| >EXAMINE CASHIER Floyd \| She is wearing a T-shirt reading "I killed my father and all I got was Floyd \| this lousy t-shirt" and a dull expression. Floyd \| Floyd \| A woman and three even larger children waddle to the nearest table, Floyd \| bags of food in tow. Disgusting. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "Do we have money?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "eat cashier"
	Floyd \| (first taking the cashier) Floyd \| I don't suppose the cashier would care for that. Floyd \| Floyd \| A tall, thin man takes his salad and practically sprints to a table in Floyd \| the middle of the dining area. Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz asks, "So do we have money to pay for food?"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "ask cashier for a happy meal"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "buy happy meal"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "buy food"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| At last, your turn has arrived. "How may I take your order?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "no"
	Floyd \| That was a rhetorical question. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "cashier, no"
	Floyd \| The cashier has better things to do. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "order food"
	Floyd \| "That's not on the menu." The cashier points above her head. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x menu"
	Floyd \| The usual. Burgers, happy meals, shakes, salads, sodas... Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x menu"
	Floyd \| The usual. Burgers, happy meals, shakes, salads, sodas... Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "order happy meal"
	Floyd \| You wait a moment for your order to be prepared, then gleefully take Floyd \| the Happy Meal with you to your usual table in the back of the dining Floyd \| area. Floyd \| Floyd \| McDonalds (in the booth) Floyd \| The thoughts of has occured here in days gone by and what will occur in Floyd \| the imminent future fill you with a warm feeling of contentment. This Floyd \| is good. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see a cashier here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "order shake"
	Floyd \| There's no one here to take your order. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "open happy meal"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "s"
	Floyd \| You'll have to get out of the booth first. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a shake Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| four small smooth stones Floyd \| a small can of liver paté Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| some dissheveled clothing Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x shake"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat meal"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "I didn't know McDonald's had booths"
			Bert asks, "Wait, huh?"
			trojo says, "some do"
			Bert says, "I guess they got our order wrong."
			DavidW asks, "We ordered a meal and got a shake?"
			Bert says (to ASchulz), "This is a mall food court."
			Tale asks, "Also, we can't examine the shake we're carrying?"
			Jacqueline says, "Man, I haven't been in a McDonald's in several years. Now I feel all dirty."
			trojo says, "yeah so much for immersion haha"
			ChrisC says, "hmm? that should say happy meal, weird"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "happy meal"
	Floyd \| Enclosed in a delightful chatreuse box. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says (to Bert), "Ah, I was thinking something more formal"
			Bert says, "(Although I've seen McDonald'ses with booths, but not mall food courts with booths.)"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "eat happy meal"
	Floyd \| (first placing the shake on the table) Floyd \| Delicious. Floyd \| Floyd \| As you finish, you are overcome by an extreme feeling of dread. Floyd \| Suddenly, Tiny Tim bursts from the floor, destroying half of the dining Floyd \| area in an explosion of magma and ash. Your hair is nearly singed by a Floyd \| burning chunk of formica flying past your head. Floyd \| Floyd \| "LESLIE!" he screams, pointing at you. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Er... yes?" Floyd \| Floyd \| Apocalypse Floyd \| Most of the restaurant is a smoking crater. A few upturned tables and Floyd \| chairs are scattered around the perimeter. The roof is now open to the Floyd \| sky, which seems to be turning an unpleasant shade of red. The exit Floyd \| back to the mall has been blocked with what seems to be a stack of Floyd \| bodies. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tiny Tim hovers a foot off the crater floor, his long hair sticking out Floyd \| wildly in all directions. Dust and debris orbits slowly around him. Floyd \| Floyd \| A fallen brick lies close at hand. Floyd \| Floyd \| "LESLIE! I HAVE COME FOR YOU!" Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline exclaims, "!"
			ChrisC exclaims, "here's a goal for you!"
			Tale says, "Whoops!"
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "get brick"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| A sizable piece of the ceiling falls on the really rather poorly named Floyd \| former singer. He's stunned for a moment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "Ah, much better."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x bodies"
	Floyd \| The former McDonalds customers are piled here in front of the exit to Floyd \| the mall. You'll neer be able to move them in time. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		djfletch asks, "did we bring about Ragnarok again?"
			Tale says, "I new eating a McDonalds was dangerous, but this is just ridiculous"
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "throw brick at tim"
	Floyd \| Being struck by this latest weight proves too much for him to absorb Floyd \| the momentum of. He loses his balance and collapses to the ground in a Floyd \| pile of rubble. Floyd \| Floyd \| Apocalypse Floyd \| Most of the restaurant is a smoking crater. A few upturned tables and Floyd \| chairs are scattered around the perimeter. The roof is now open to the Floyd \| sky, which seems to be turning an unpleasant shade of red. The exit Floyd \| back to the mall has been blocked with what seems to be a stack of Floyd \| bodies. Floyd \| Floyd \| A large pile of rubble fills the crater. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can also see a brick here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Okay, see, that bit was delightfully unexpected."
			ASchultz asks, "oops, did I go too soon?"
			jojo says, "We're being really irresponsible this evening."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x brick"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the brick. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x tim"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x rubble"
	Floyd \| (the pile of rubble) Floyd \| The pile of debris that was once a McDonalds reaches nearly to the Floyd \| ceiling. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb rubble"
	Floyd \| (the pile of rubble) Floyd \| You clamber up the side of the pile, nearly tripping as some bricks Floyd \| shift under your foot. At last you reach the top of the pile. Floyd \| Floyd \| Apocalypse (on the pile of rubble) Floyd \| Most of the restaurant is a smoking crater. A few upturned tables and Floyd \| chairs are scattered around the perimeter. The roof is now open to the Floyd \| sky, which seems to be turning an unpleasant shade of red. The exit Floyd \| back to the mall has been blocked with what seems to be a stack of Floyd \| bodies. Floyd \| Floyd \| From this vantage point, you notice a bent and twisted girder dangling Floyd \| from the hole in the ceiling. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can also see a brick here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x girder"
	Floyd \| It lies just out of reach. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get it"
	Floyd \| It is too far below you. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump"
	Floyd \| You manage to grab the girder and shimmy your way to freedom. Floyd \| Floyd \| Roof Floyd \| You are standing on the very sparsely implemented roof of the shopping Floyd \| center. Vultures are still circling overhead in the quickly darkening Floyd \| sky. Floyd \| Floyd \| Every so often, a piece of debris or stream of dust falls from the Floyd \| great gaping hole in the roof. Floyd \| Floyd \| A large pyramidal skylight stands before you. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "jump"
	Floyd \| You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x skylight"
	Floyd \| A geometric construction of steel and glass. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x vulture"
	Floyd \| A dozen or so vey large birds make lazy loops in the sky. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "enter skylight"
	Floyd \| How? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "open skylight"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "open skyligh"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "open skylight"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| four small smooth stones Floyd \| a small can of liver paté Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| some dissheveled clothing Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "break skylight"
	Floyd \| That's far too dangerous. Perhaps if you used another implement... Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "dive through skylight"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "play harmonica"
	Floyd \| A very unfortunate sound blares from the harmonica. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert asks, "Should we go back for the brick?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "throw stones at skylight"
	Floyd \| You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "maybe"
			jojo says, "Sure"
			Tale says, "Yup"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "throw rock at skylight"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| You have no desire to return to that place. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		olethros says, "I seem to be missing out!"
	olethros arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw pate at skylight"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "throw stone at skylight"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| An impressive spray of glass falls to the floor below as the small Floyd \| smooth stone shatters the pyramidal skylight. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x liver"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the small can of liver paté. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "enter skylight"
	Floyd \| How? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to olethros), "Hello, Mr. Married Person."
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
	Floyd \| But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "climb skylight"
	Floyd \| I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Roof Floyd \| You are standing on the very sparsely implemented roof of the shopping Floyd \| center. Vultures are still circling overhead in the quickly darkening Floyd \| sky. Floyd \| Floyd \| Every so often, a piece of debris or stream of dust falls from the Floyd \| great gaping hole in the roof. Floyd \| Floyd \| A large pyramidal skylight stands before you. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		olethros says, "the benefits of marriage"
			ASchultz says, "just checking--looks like the accented e is out"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "x skylight"
	Floyd \| A geometric construction of steel and glass. Rather more steel than Floyd \| glass, at the moment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	JamesPKing says (to Floyd), "enter skylight"
	Floyd \| How? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "jump"
	Floyd \| You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "climb skylight"
	Floyd \| I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "jump through skylight"
	Floyd \| I only understood the first part of that-- trying anyway. Floyd \| Floyd \| Retrying as: Floyd \| >JUMP Floyd \| You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "I'm unsure which direction is 'before' us."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| three small smooth stones Floyd \| a small can of liver paté Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| some dissheveled clothing Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "n"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "w"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to Aschultz), "Some clients can display it, depends on your settings. I see I still haven't fixed my settings on this new setup, for instance. Meh"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "throw stone at skylight"
	Floyd \| Futile. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "skylight"
	Floyd \| >EXAMINE SKYLIGHT Floyd \| A geometric construction of steel and glass. Rather more steel than Floyd \| glass, at the moment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "climb skylight"
	Floyd \| I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "fly"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "play harmonica"
	Floyd \| A very unfortunate sound blares from the harmonica. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "open skylight"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "enter skylight"
	Floyd \| How? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "Hmm. Tricksome."
	djfletch says (to Floyd), "go through skylight"
	Floyd \| How? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| You have no desire to return to that place. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump"
	Floyd \| You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	djfletch says (to Floyd), "look in skylight"
	Floyd \| You find nothing of interest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Roof Floyd \| You are standing on the very sparsely implemented roof of the shopping Floyd \| center. Vultures are still circling overhead in the quickly darkening Floyd \| sky. Floyd \| Floyd \| Every so often, a piece of debris or stream of dust falls from the Floyd \| great gaping hole in the roof. Floyd \| Floyd \| A large pyramidal skylight stands before you. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "play high c using harmonica"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "climb skylight"
	Floyd \| I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "go skylight"
	Floyd \| How? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "enter skylight"
	Floyd \| How? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x debris"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump through skylight"
	Floyd \| I only understood the first part of that-- trying anyway. Floyd \| Floyd \| Retrying as: Floyd \| >JUMP Floyd \| You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Hope we didn't miss anything in the other areas."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "go through skylight"
	Floyd \| How? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| three small smooth stones Floyd \| a small can of liver paté Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| some dissheveled clothing Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb skylight"
	Floyd \| I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "remove clothing"
	Floyd \| You take off the dissheveled clothing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x me"
	Floyd \| Tanned bronze. Ignoring for a moment what you're wearing, a fine Floyd \| physical specimen. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "Is the author with us?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x fur"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the resin-encased quantity of hare's fur. Floyd \|		ChrisC says, "I am"
	Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "eat fur"
	Floyd \| That's plainly inedible. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie clothing to girders"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "out"
	Floyd \| But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "Have we got the game into an unwinnable?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "open fur"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie clothing to skylight"
	Floyd \| You would achieve nothing by this. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "call 911"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "break resin"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Paulinus says, "could we tempt the vultures down with the pate"
			ChrisC says, "no, you guys are close"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vultures"
	Floyd \| A dozen or so vey large birds make lazy loops in the sky. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give can to vulture"
	Floyd \| You can only do that to something animate. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "play harmonica"
	Floyd \| A very unfortunate sound blares from the harmonica. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get vulture"
	Floyd \| That's hardly portable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "ride vulture"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "show can to vultures"
	Floyd \| You can only do that to something animate. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "vulture, hi"
	Floyd \| You can't talk to the birds. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| three small smooth stones Floyd \| a small can of liver paté Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| some dissheveled clothing Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| nothing else Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "open can"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "ask vulture about me"
	Floyd \| You can only do that to something animate. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x nothing else"
	Floyd \| You will need to be more specific. Try typing LOOK to get a description Floyd \| of your surroundings. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz asks, "So, what are these other items for?"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "show can to vultures"
	Floyd \| You can only do that to something animate. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "throw stone at vulture"
	Floyd \| Futile. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "Maybe EAT LIVER will attract them?"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "feed vultures"
	Floyd \| (to yourself) Floyd \| (first taking the birds) Floyd \| That's hardly portable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "forward"
	Floyd \| If you can see an object, you can usually just interact with it Floyd \| directly without worrying about your position. Try a command like Floyd \| EXAMINE SMALL SMOOTH STONE for a closer look at something, or LOOK to Floyd \| show the description of this location again. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "lie down"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "lie under skylight"
	Floyd \| If you can see an object, you can usually just interact with it Floyd \| directly without worrying about your position. Try a command like Floyd \| EXAMINE PYRAMIDAL SKYLIGHT for a closer look at something, or LOOK to Floyd \| show the description of this location again. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "open can"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "fighting Tiny Tim, mostly"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x steel"
	Floyd \| A geometric construction of steel and glass. Rather more steel than Floyd \| glass, at the moment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "show can to vultures"
	Floyd \| You can only do that to something animate. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear can"
	Floyd \| You can't wear that! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| You have no desire to return to that place. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "Can we try eat?"
			jojo says, "eat vultures"
			Bert says (to Tale), "Paging Prometheus..."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "eat liver"
	Floyd \| You eat the small can of liver paté. Not bad. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "undo"
	Floyd \| Roof Floyd \| [Previous turn undone.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw can at vulture"
	Floyd \| Futile. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "feed vultures"
	Floyd \| (to yourself) Floyd \| (first taking the birds) Floyd \| That's hardly portable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "hit can with chopstick"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Roof Floyd \| You are standing on the very sparsely implemented roof of the shopping Floyd \| center. Vultures are still circling overhead in the quickly darkening Floyd \| sky. Floyd \| Floyd \| Every so often, a piece of debris or stream of dust falls from the Floyd \| great gaping hole in the roof. Floyd \| Floyd \| A large pyramidal skylight stands before you. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "hit can with chopstick"
	Floyd \| I only understood you as far as wanting to hit the small can of liver Floyd \| paté. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x debris"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "enter hole"
	Floyd \| You have no desire to return to that place. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "x hole"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the hole. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "hit can"
	Floyd \| Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "sit on skylight"
	Floyd \| How? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "stand on skylight"
	Floyd \| How? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "wave can"
	Floyd \| You look ridiculous waving the small can of liver paté. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "look ridiculous"
	Floyd \| I only understood the first part of that-- trying anyway. Floyd \| Floyd \| Retrying as: Floyd \| >LOOK Floyd \| Roof Floyd \| You are standing on the very sparsely implemented roof of the shopping Floyd \| center. Vultures are still circling overhead in the quickly darkening Floyd \| sky. Floyd \| Floyd \| Every so often, a piece of debris or stream of dust falls from the Floyd \| great gaping hole in the roof. Floyd \| Floyd \| A large pyramidal skylight stands before you. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "pray"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "dance"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "sing"
	Floyd \| Your singing is abominable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "throw can at skylight"
	Floyd \| Futile. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale waves.
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "put can in skylight"
	Floyd \| That can't contain things. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "dive"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "wave"
	Floyd \| You wave, feeling foolish. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "take glass"
	Floyd \| That's fixed in place. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "break can"
	Floyd \| Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "look under skylight"
	Floyd \| You find nothing of interest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "pry can"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "break glass"
	Floyd \| That's far too dangerous. Perhaps if you used another implement... Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| three small smooth stones Floyd \| a small can of liver paté Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| some dissheveled clothing Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| nothing else Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "hit glass with chopstick"
	Floyd \| I only understood you as far as wanting to hit the pyramidal skylight. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "remove shoes"
	Floyd \| Not on your life. You've safely kept these shoes for 27 years and Floyd \| you're not about to let them out of your sight. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "play harmonica"
	Floyd \| A very unfortunate sound blares from the harmonica. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw stone at vulture"
	Floyd \| Futile. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "tap shoes"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "roll dice"
	Floyd \| You roll a 1 and a 2. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "search glass"
	Floyd \| You find nothing of interest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "roll dice"
	Floyd \| (first taking the pair of carved bone dice) Floyd \| You roll a 1 and a 3. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "roll dice"
	Floyd \| (first taking the pair of carved bone dice) Floyd \| You roll a 1 and a 2. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear fur"
	Floyd \| You can't wear that! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "roll dice"
	Floyd \| (first taking the pair of carved bone dice) Floyd \| You roll a 2 and a 3. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x vultures"
	Floyd \| A dozen or so vey large birds make lazy loops in the sky. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get die"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get dice"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "shout"
	Floyd \| I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "scream"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "pray"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "bother"
	Floyd \| Quite. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "poke me with chopstick"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "throw stone at vulture"
	Floyd \| Futile. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "hit me"
	Floyd \| Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "feed vulture"
	Floyd \| (to yourself) Floyd \| (first taking the birds) Floyd \| That's hardly portable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw stones at vultures"		ASchultz says, "open liver with chopsticks"
	Floyd \| You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "What now, fictioneros?"
			JamesPKing says, "i sense frustration"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw stone at vultures"
	Floyd \| Futile. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Paulinus says (to Floyd), "feed can to vulture"
	Floyd \| You can only do that to something animate. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "I'm running out of ideas."
			ASchultz asks, "Anyone want to try the HELP?"
			jojo asks, "Do we think we have to break the glass?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "help"
	Floyd \| Try typing LOOK for a description of your surroundings. Any directions Floyd \| indicate exits which you can use by typing (for example) NORTH (or N). Floyd \| Some of the objects mentioned in the description might be worth a Floyd \| closer look with a command like EXAMINE SMALL SMOOTH STONE. You can Floyd \| also TAKE or DROP some things, type INVENTORY to see a list of what Floyd \| you're carrying already, OPEN or CLOSE containers or doors, and so on. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "it's already broken"
			DavidW says, "We broke the glass already."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "hint"
	Floyd \| Try typing LOOK for a description of your surroundings. Any directions Floyd \| indicate exits which you can use by typing (for example) NORTH (or N). Floyd \| Some of the objects mentioned in the description might be worth a Floyd \| closer look with a command like EXAMINE SMALL CAN OF LIVER PATÉ. You Floyd \| can also TAKE or DROP some things, type INVENTORY to see a list of what Floyd \| you're carrying already, OPEN or CLOSE containers or doors, and so on. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		trojo says, "throwing the stone broke it"
			djfletch says, "I kind of liked DavidW's idea of using the clothes somehow"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw me at skylight"
	Floyd \| (first taking yourself) Floyd \| You are always self-possessed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		djfletch says, "since it let us take them off here"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x clothes"
	Floyd \| Your clothes are all wrinkly and yecch. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw clothes"
	Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "iron clothes"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "wrap hands with clothes"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "Put clothes on glass"
			ASchultz says, "throw clothes at vultures"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give clothes to vulture"
	Floyd \| You can only do that to something animate. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "tie clothes together"
	Floyd \| After a few minutes' work, you've created a decently long rope out of Floyd \| your own clothing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "put clothes in skylight"
	Floyd \| That can't contain things. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "rub liver on clothes"
	Floyd \| I only understood the first part of that-- trying anyway. Floyd \| Floyd \| Retrying as: Floyd \| >RUB LIVER Floyd \| You achieve nothing by this. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "Oho."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x rope"
	Floyd \| It was once, an eternity ago, a quite fashionable wardrobe. Has it Floyd \| really come to this? Making fine clothing into arts and crafts as the Floyd \| world crumbles around you? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		JamesPKing says, "yay"
			DavidW says (to TheXeno), "yay"
			Jacqueline says, "Sweet"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "tie rope to skylight"
	Floyd \| You fix one end to the steel frame of the skylight and let the other Floyd \| end dangle down into the shopping center. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "climb rope"
	Floyd \| You rappel off the steel frame of the skylight and make about three Floyd \| handfulls worth of progress down into the mall before some piece of Floyd \| clothing gives way. You never did earn your knot-tying merit badge. Floyd \|
	Bert pushes the green 'space' button.
	Floyd \| Some time later, you come to... Floyd \| Floyd \| Ghosts of the Past Floyd \| A cold wind blows through the ruins of the shopping center. Shards of Floyd \| glass, fallen bricks, and bodies litter the ground. The power is out, Floyd \| and you can barely see anything in the twilight. Every so often, an Floyd \| animal howls in the distance. Something seems disturbingly familiar Floyd \| about the smell of death and decay here. Floyd \| Floyd \| The only way that has not been ruined or blocked by debris is the Video Floyd \| Head shop, to the west. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see a small smooth stone here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "get stone"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "w"
	Floyd \| The electricity suddenly flickers on as you enter. Floyd \| Floyd \| Video Head Floyd \| Rows and rows of vapid entertainment titles fill every square foot of Floyd \| this drab, depressing store. The full extent of the design imperative Floyd \| in decorating this place was apparently "gray". Floyd \| Floyd \| A single, solitary copy of Doom III lies dejectedly in the back corner Floyd \| of the store. Floyd \| Floyd \| A pale man, reigning over all he sees from his perch behind the Floyd \| counter, sneers at your presence in his fine establishment. Floyd \| Floyd \| Wait. You realize, with dawning horror, that standing behind the Floyd \| counter is in fact not the Video Head clerk at all, but your evil twin! Floyd \| Floyd \| "Leslie, dear, what ARE you wearing?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "howl"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo exclaims, "Uh oh!"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "smell twin"
	Floyd \| You smell nothing unexpected. Floyd \| Floyd \| "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over Floyd \| the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you Floyd \| can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x doom"
	Floyd \| It's a cardboard box. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "punch twin"
	Floyd \| Deftly parried by the e-peen hammer. Floyd \| Floyd \| "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over Floyd \| the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you Floyd \| can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "open box"
	Floyd \| You open the copy of Doom III, revealing a fine pewter space marine, Floyd \| some depleted uranium dog tags, an Official Doom III Strategy guide, an Floyd \| Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide, a jewel case, an order form, and an Floyd \| ID code. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "yay Doom III"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get all from bo"
	Floyd \| I only understood the first part of that-- trying anyway. Floyd \| Floyd \| Retrying as: Floyd \| >GET ALL Floyd \| copy of Doom III: Taken. Floyd \| e-peen hammer: That seems to belong to your evil twin. Floyd \| fine pewter space marine: Taken. Floyd \| depleted uranium dog tags: Taken. Floyd \| Official Doom III Strategy guide: Taken. Floyd \| Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide: Taken. Floyd \| jewel case: Taken. Floyd \| Doom III DVD: The jewel case isn't open. Floyd \| Making of Doom III Featurette DVD: The jewel case isn't open. Floyd \| order form: Taken. Floyd \| ID code: Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam chortles in glee. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Nitku says (to Floyd), "give box to sam"
	Floyd \| You can't bring yourself to perform such a charitable act to your evil Floyd \| twin. Perhaps in a less direct manner... Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Also, ha I had never heard that terrible joke before."
	jojo says (to Floyd), "ask sam about her feelings"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Neither had I & I'm surprised I didn't"
			ASchultz says, "It's a very good bad joke"
			DavidW says, "I seem to be missing the joke."
			ChrisC says, "the magic of google"
			Tale says, "put box on table"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "put box on table"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "What joke are people referring to?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "put box on counter"
	Floyd \| "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam Floyd \| swats the copy of Doom III off of the counter. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline gets bored and wanders off to the Toyshop.
	Jacqueline arrives, ready to play with the toys.		Bert says (to W), "'if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall'."
			Jacqueline says (to DW), "If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall."
			DavidW says, "oh. I missed that."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x sam"
	Floyd \| Yes, it's none other than your evil twin Sam, menacing with an e-peen Floyd \| hammer! How monstrous, the duplicity! How devious, the deception! How Floyd \| terrible, the fashion sense! Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "kiss sam"
	Floyd \| Keep your mind on the game. Floyd \| Floyd \| "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over Floyd \| the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you Floyd \| can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline exclaims (at DW), "It's the very sort of joke you generally like!"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "play harmonica"
	Floyd \| A very unfortunate sound blares from the harmonica. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "hammer"
	Floyd \| >EXAMINE HAMMER Floyd \| You see nothing special about the e-peen hammer. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| an ID code Floyd \| an order form Floyd \| a jewel case (closed) Floyd \| a Doom III DVD Floyd \| a Making of Doom III Featurette DVD Floyd \| an Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide Floyd \| an Official Doom III Strategy guide Floyd \| some depleted uranium dog tags Floyd \| a fine pewter space marine Floyd \| four small smooth stones Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| a small can of liver paté Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| nothing else Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x form"
	Floyd \| "Register your game now!" Somehow it doesn't seem like a very urgent Floyd \| task, at the moment. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "poke eyeball with chopstick"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "rolldice"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Nitku says (to Floyd), "open case"
	Floyd \| You open the jewel case. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x code"
	Floyd \| "To access the special unique Collector's Edition-only weapon in Floyd \| single- and multi-player, log on with this code on the following Floyd \| website: ..." You eyes are already starting to glaze over. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "roll dice"
	Floyd \| You roll a 1 and a 5. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "official guide"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the Official Doom III Strategy guide. Floyd \| Floyd \| "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over Floyd \| the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you Floyd \| can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "unofficial"
	Floyd \| >EXAMINE UNOFFICIAL Floyd \| You see nothing special about the Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "play doom"
	Floyd \| Which do you mean, the copy of Doom III, the Doom III DVD, the Making Floyd \| of Doom III Featurette DVD, the Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide, or Floyd \| the Official Doom III Strategy guide? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "play yahtzee with dice"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x case"
	Floyd \| In the jewel case are a Doom III DVD and a Making of Doom III Floyd \| Featurette DVD. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "give dice to twin"
	Floyd \| (first taking the pair of carved bone dice) Floyd \| You can't bring yourself to perform such a charitable act to your evil Floyd \| twin. Perhaps in a less direct manner... Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Video Head Floyd \| Rows and rows of vapid entertainment titles fill every square foot of Floyd \| this drab, depressing store. The full extent of the design imperative Floyd \| in decorating this place was apparently "gray". Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin leers at you from behind the counter. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can also see a copy of Doom III (empty) and a counter here. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x doom iii dvd"
	Floyd \| Which do you mean, the Doom III DVD or the Making of Doom III Floyd \| Featurette DVD? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "show dice to twin"
	Floyd \| Your evil twin is unimpressed. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Nitku says (to Floyd), "put dice on counter"
	Floyd \| "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more interesting?" Sam Floyd \| swats the pair of carved bone dice off of the counter. Floyd \| Floyd \| "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over Floyd \| the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you Floyd \| can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "Tricky one."
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "throw dice at twin"
	Floyd \| (first taking the pair of carved bone dice) Floyd \| Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the pair of carved Floyd \| bone dice harmlessly into the air. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam chortles in glee. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "play doom iii dvd"
	Floyd \| Which do you mean, the Doom III DVD or the Making of Doom III Floyd \| Featurette DVD? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "How many games were submitted? (And how many have you played already?)"
	Nitku says (to Floyd), "put all on counter"
	Floyd \| pair of carved bone dice: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something Floyd \| more interesting?" Sam swats the pair of carved bone dice off of the Floyd \| counter. Floyd \| ID code: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more Floyd \| interesting?" Sam swats the ID code off of the counter. Floyd \| order form: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more Floyd \| interesting?" Sam swats the order form off of the counter. Floyd \| jewel case: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more Floyd \| interesting?" Sam swats the jewel case off of the counter. Floyd \| Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide: "How utterly boring. Can't you find Floyd \| something more interesting?" Sam swats the Unofficial Doom III Strategy Floyd \| Guide off of the counter. Floyd \| Official Doom III Strategy guide: "How utterly boring. Can't you find Floyd \| something more interesting?" Sam swats the Official Doom III Strategy Floyd \| guide off of the counter. Floyd \| depleted uranium dog tags: "I do so love dress-up!" Your evil twin Floyd \| takes the depleted uranium dog tags and tries them on, practically Floyd \| giddy with excitement. Floyd \| fine pewter space marine: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something Floyd \| more interesting?" Sam swats the fine pewter space marine off of the Floyd \| counter. Floyd \| small smooth stone: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more Floyd \| interesting?" Sam swats the small smooth stone off of the counter. Floyd \| resin-encased quantity of hare's fur: "How utterly boring. Can't you Floyd \| find something more interesting?" Sam swats the resin-encased quantity Floyd \| of hare's fur off of the counter. Floyd \| small smooth stone: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more Floyd \| interesting?" Sam swats the small smooth stone off of the counter. Floyd \| small smooth stone: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more Floyd \| interesting?" Sam swats the small smooth stone off of the counter. Floyd \| small smooth stone: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more Floyd \| interesting?" Sam swats the small smooth stone off of the counter. Floyd \| small can of liver paté: Sam promptly wolfs down the small can of liver Floyd \| paté, completely unselfconsciously. It's really a disgusting sight. Floyd \| single chopstick: "How utterly boring. Can't you find something more Floyd \| interesting?" Sam swats the single chopstick off of the counter. Floyd \| genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica: "How utterly boring. Can't you Floyd \| find something more interesting?" Sam swats the genuine 1932 Shiny Time Floyd \| brass harmonica off of the counter. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Nitku says, "oops"
			Jacqueline says, "AIE"
			Jacqueline says, "hahaha"
			ASchultz says, "We've played 2. There are 13 I think"
			Jacqueline says, "It is quite the prolific inventory, fwiw."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x tags"
	Floyd \| Supposedly stamped from real depleted uranium. The number on the dog Floyd \| tags is ALK-1360053. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "So, that wasn't it"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all"
	Floyd \| genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica: Taken. Floyd \| single chopstick: Taken. Floyd \| small smooth stone: Taken. Floyd \| small smooth stone: Taken. Floyd \| small smooth stone: Taken. Floyd \| resin-encased quantity of hare's fur: Taken. Floyd \| small smooth stone: Taken. Floyd \| fine pewter space marine: Taken. Floyd \| Official Doom III Strategy guide: Taken. Floyd \| Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide: Taken. Floyd \| jewel case: Taken. Floyd \| order form: Taken. Floyd \| ID code: Taken. Floyd \| pair of carved bone dice: Taken. Floyd \| copy of Doom III: Taken. Floyd \| Doom III DVD: Taken. Floyd \| Making of Doom III Featurette DVD: Taken. Floyd \| e-peen hammer: That seems to belong to your evil twin. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam chortles in glee. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Nitku says, "he did take the dog tags"
			Bert says, "Sam took the tags."
			ASchultz says, "Well, Sam ate the liver pate"
			ChrisC says, "actually one of those responses was different"
			Tale asks, "maybe we need to combine someting?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x sam"
	Floyd \| Yes, it's none other than your evil twin Sam, menacing with an e-peen Floyd \| hammer! How monstrous, the duplicity! How devious, the deception! How Floyd \| terrible, the fashion sense! Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "shake hand"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "eyeball"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Nitku says (to Floyd), "x tags"
	Floyd \| Supposedly stamped from real depleted uranium. The number on the dog Floyd \| tags is ALK-1360053. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "accept truce"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "twirl moustache"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "sit on counter"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can sit down on. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "play"
	Floyd \| What do you want to play? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "twirl imaginary moustache"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "shelves"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x making"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the Making of Doom III Featurette DVD. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "play doom"
	Floyd \| Which do you mean, the Making of Doom III Featurette DVD, the Doom III Floyd \| DVD, the copy of Doom III, the Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide, or Floyd \| the Official Doom III Strategy guide? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "talk to twin"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "x twin"
	Floyd \| Yes, it's none other than your evil twin Sam, menacing with an e-peen Floyd \| hammer! How monstrous, the duplicity! How devious, the deception! How Floyd \| terrible, the fashion sense! Floyd \| Floyd \| "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over Floyd \| the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you Floyd \| can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x marine"
	Floyd \| It's a toy soldier. How quaint. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "play all"
	Floyd \| You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "kill twin"
	Floyd \| Deftly parried by the e-peen hammer. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "play the copy of doom"
	Floyd \| Not possible. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "play doom iii dvd"
	Floyd \| Which do you mean, the Making of Doom III Featurette DVD or the Doom Floyd \| III DVD? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "both"
	Floyd \| Sorry, you can only have one item here. Which exactly? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "second"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "play making of"
	Floyd \| Not possible. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw stone at twin"
	Floyd \| Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the small smooth Floyd \| stone harmlessly into the air. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	djfletch says (to Floyd), "wear tag"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw all at twin"
	Floyd \| You can't use multiple objects with that verb. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "I think you could just say game dvd"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x game"
	Floyd \| Which do you mean, the Doom III DVD or the copy of Doom III? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Nice use of gender ambiguity"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x game dvd"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the Doom III DVD. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "play it"
	Floyd \| Not possible. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "play game dvd"
	Floyd \| Not possible. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam chortles in glee. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "play game dvd"
	Floyd \| Not possible. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Video Head Floyd \| Rows and rows of vapid entertainment titles fill every square foot of Floyd \| this drab, depressing store. The full extent of the design imperative Floyd \| in decorating this place was apparently "gray". Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin leers at you from behind the counter. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can also see a counter here. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a Making of Doom III Featurette DVD Floyd \| a Doom III DVD Floyd \| a copy of Doom III (open but empty) Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| an ID code Floyd \| an order form Floyd \| a jewel case (open but empty) Floyd \| an Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide Floyd \| an Official Doom III Strategy guide Floyd \| a fine pewter space marine Floyd \| four small smooth stones Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| nothing else Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam chortles in glee. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison asks, "twin about store"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw dice at twin"
	Floyd \| Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the pair of carved Floyd \| bone dice harmlessly into the air. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ellison says, "oops"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x marine"
	Floyd \| It's a toy soldier. How quaint. Floyd \| Floyd \| "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over Floyd \| the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you Floyd \| can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Ellison says (to Floyd), "ask twin about store"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get tags"
	Floyd \| Those seem to belong to your evil twin. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam chortles in glee. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "Perhaps go elsewhere in the mall?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw code at twin"
	Floyd \| Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the ID code Floyd \| harmlessly into the air. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "cyoa neat, marked for later definitely"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw chopstick at twin"
	Floyd \| Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the single chopstick Floyd \| harmlessly into the air. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Sorry, misfire"
			Bert says (to W), "Maybe."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get all"
	Floyd \| e-peen hammer: That seems to belong to your evil twin. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Ghosts of the Past Floyd \| A cold wind blows through the ruins of the shopping center. Shards of Floyd \| glass, fallen bricks, and bodies litter the ground. The power is out, Floyd \| and you can barely see anything in the twilight. Every so often, an Floyd \| animal howls in the distance. Something seems disturbingly familiar Floyd \| about the smell of death and decay here. Floyd \| Floyd \| The only way that has not been ruined or blocked by debris is the Video Floyd \| Head shop, to the west. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz asks, "did we visit the paint shop yet?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "smell"
	Floyd \| Ah, yes. The old familiar scent of evil. You can almost remember -- Floyd \| what IS that? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "no"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "s"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "I think it was destroyed"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "n"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "Maybe we missed something before?"
			ChrisC says, "it was"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Ghosts of the Past Floyd \| A cold wind blows through the ruins of the shopping center. Shards of Floyd \| glass, fallen bricks, and bodies litter the ground. The power is out, Floyd \| and you can barely see anything in the twilight. Every so often, an Floyd \| animal howls in the distance. Something seems disturbingly familiar Floyd \| about the smell of death and decay here. Floyd \| Floyd \| The only way that has not been ruined or blocked by debris is the Video Floyd \| Head shop, to the west. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x bodies"
	Floyd \| Shopped til they dropped. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		trojo says, "hehe"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell"
	Floyd \| Ah, yes. The old familiar scent of evil. You can almost remember -- Floyd \| what IS that? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "Grim."
			JamesPKing says, "will there be a transcript for this CF? I need to go to dinner."
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell evil"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "n"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "s"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "u"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to JPK), "Yep"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "d"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "I'm pretty sure it's impossible to get into an unwinnable state in this game, and anyway you aren't in one now"
			DavidW says (to JPK), "yes"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		trojo says, "that must the be smell of our evil twin"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Ghosts of the Past Floyd \| A cold wind blows through the ruins of the shopping center. Shards of Floyd \| glass, fallen bricks, and bodies litter the ground. The power is out, Floyd \| and you can barely see anything in the twilight. Every so often, an Floyd \| animal howls in the distance. Something seems disturbingly familiar Floyd \| about the smell of death and decay here. Floyd \| Floyd \| The only way that has not been ruined or blocked by debris is the Video Floyd \| Head shop, to the west. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		JamesPKing says, "and i wanna know how this ends"
			jojo asks, "Back to the west?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get bodies"
	Floyd \| That's hardly portable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a Making of Doom III Featurette DVD Floyd \| a Doom III DVD Floyd \| a copy of Doom III (open but empty) Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| an ID code Floyd \| an order form Floyd \| a jewel case (open but empty) Floyd \| an Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide Floyd \| an Official Doom III Strategy guide Floyd \| a fine pewter space marine Floyd \| four small smooth stones Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| nothing else Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "listen"
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "search bodies"
	Floyd \| You hear nothing unexpected. Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| You find nothing of interest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "w"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Video Head Floyd \| Rows and rows of vapid entertainment titles fill every square foot of Floyd \| this drab, depressing store. The full extent of the design imperative Floyd \| in decorating this place was apparently "gray". Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin leers at you from behind the counter. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can also see a counter here. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam chortles in glee. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "register game"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "fill out form"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	JamesPKing says, "cya l8r"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x counter"
	Floyd \| An unassuming gray crescent extending down half the length of the Floyd \| store. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "x counter"
	Floyd \| An unassuming gray crescent extending down half the length of the Floyd \| store. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "look behind counter"
	Floyd \| What do you know. They are indeed fine Italian leather imports. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Whoa, keep your eyes on the prize!" The pale man directs your gaze Floyd \| upwards. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo exclaims (at james), "seeya!"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "show fur to twin"
	Floyd \| Your evil twin is unimpressed. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "play russian roulette"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "whoops, that was from the original incarnation of the video head shop"
			Bert says, "I suspect that response was intended for people who visited here before Tiny Tim."
			Bert says, "Timing."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "look up"
	Floyd \| You see nothing unexpected in that direction. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam chortles in glee. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "We probably missed a bunch by going straight to lunch."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "climb counter"
	Floyd \| I don't think much is to be achieved by that. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "kick twin"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz exclaims, "Later JamesP!"		Jacqueline says (to Bert), "There was the lure of the Happy Meal. It couldn't be helped."
			jojo asks, "is there a DVD drive to play the dvd's on?"
	Binder arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.		ChrisC says, "no, sorry"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "play frisbee with dvd"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw making at twin"
	Floyd \| Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the Making of Doom Floyd \| III Featurette DVD harmlessly into the air. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam chortles in glee. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a Making of Doom III Featurette DVD Floyd \| a Doom III DVD Floyd \| a copy of Doom III (open but empty) Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| an ID code Floyd \| an order form Floyd \| a jewel case (open but empty) Floyd \| an Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide Floyd \| an Official Doom III Strategy guide Floyd \| a fine pewter space marine Floyd \| four small smooth stones Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| nothing else Floyd \| Floyd \| "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over Floyd \| the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you Floyd \| can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "talk to sam"
	Floyd \| If you're trying to talk to someone, you might try ASK TWIN ABOUT Floyd \| something, the traditional conversation syntax. Type ABOUT to see if Floyd \| this story offers more detailed instructions for conversation. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "read unofficial"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam chortles in glee. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "Can we fill out the registeration form with the dogtag id number?"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "ask sam about armageddon"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert asks, "Is there anything here that's likely to react to being hit with an e-peen hammer?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "ask twin about play"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over Floyd \| the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you Floyd \| can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x e-peen hammer"
	Floyd \| You see nothing special about the e-peen hammer. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "kick sam"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "ask twin about hammer"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "ask sam about tiny tim"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "ask twin about game"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "do that eyeball thing"
	Floyd \| You can't ask direct questions to the game. Type a verb - noun command Floyd \| like EXAMINE DEPLETED URANIUM DOG TAGS to interact with the story Floyd \| world, or LOOK to get a description of your surroundings. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sam about sam"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ask sam about eye"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "There sure are a lot of flies around."
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask sam about mom"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| "You know what, Leslie, I think we've been too hard on each other over Floyd \| the years. How about a truce?" Sam pauses for a second, but before you Floyd \| can respond: "Well, that was fun! What do you want to play now?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "throw dog tag at sam"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "I guess piles of corpses will do that."
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "play tag"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "hit sam"
	Floyd \| Deftly parried by the e-peen hammer. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "Throw all at him?"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "play game"
	Floyd \| Which do you mean, the Doom III DVD or the copy of Doom III? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says (to Tale), "You can't use multiple objects with that verb."
			ASchultz asks, "We tried that I think. Or was that put all on counter?"
			Bert says (to ASchult), "We did PUT ALL ON COUNTER."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a Making of Doom III Featurette DVD Floyd \| a Doom III DVD Floyd \| a copy of Doom III (open but empty) Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| an ID code Floyd \| an order form Floyd \| a jewel case (open but empty) Floyd \| an Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide Floyd \| an Official Doom III Strategy guide Floyd \| a fine pewter space marine Floyd \| four small smooth stones Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| nothing else Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "you tried put all on counter"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw making at sam"
	Floyd \| Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the Making of Doom Floyd \| III Featurette DVD harmlessly into the air. Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| You possess: Floyd \| a Making of Doom III Featurette DVD Floyd \| a Doom III DVD Floyd \| a copy of Doom III (open but empty) Floyd \| a pair of carved bone dice Floyd \| an ID code Floyd \| an order form Floyd \| a jewel case (open but empty) Floyd \| an Unofficial Doom III Strategy Guide Floyd \| an Official Doom III Strategy guide Floyd \| a fine pewter space marine Floyd \| four small smooth stones Floyd \| a resin-encased quantity of hare's fur Floyd \| a single chopstick Floyd \| a genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica Floyd \| You are wearing: Floyd \| your mum's shoes Floyd \| nothing else Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin twirls an imaginary moustache. The fiend! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "throw stone at sam"
	Floyd \| Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the small smooth Floyd \| stone harmlessly into the air. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam chortles in glee. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw game dvd at sam"
	Floyd \| Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the Doom III DVD Floyd \| harmlessly into the air. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "play harmonica"
	Floyd \| A very unfortunate sound blares from the harmonica. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your twin crushes a fly that had landed on the counter. Now we can add Floyd \| animal cruelty to the list of atrocities comitted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw dice at sam"
	Floyd \| Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the pair of carved Floyd \| bone dice harmlessly into the air. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes a product from one of the shelves and dropkicks it Floyd \| out the door. "Not that I don't appreciate this fine establishment, but Floyd \| you know what they say: if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen Floyd \| the mall!" Deplorable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw harmonica at sam"
	Floyd \| Wielding the hammer like a tennis racket, Sam bats the genuine 1932 Floyd \| Shiny Time brass harmonica harmlessly into the air. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam does that eyeball thing that you hate. So aggravating! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "put shoes on counter"
	Floyd \| (your mum's shoes on the counter) Floyd \| (first taking them off) Floyd \| Desperate times call for desperate measures. Your evil twin watches Floyd \| intently as you unlace and remove your darling mother's shoes. Floyd \| "Those... why, those are..." Floyd \| Floyd \| Your evil twin takes your mum's shoes and tries them on, practically Floyd \| giddy with excitement. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sam looks absolutely ridiculous wearing the dog tags and mother's Floyd \| favorite shoes. A fact which your pointedly point out. Eyes wide, Sam Floyd \| runs screaming out into the night. Floyd \| Floyd \| Great. Now you need a ride home. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * Sam's reign of terror is finally ended * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 280 turns. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the last Floyd \| command? Floyd \| >		Bert says, "My."
			Tale says, "Yay."
			ASchultz says, "Haha, now that I think of it, it makes sense"
			Jacqueline says, "Okay, didn't see that coming."
			ChrisC says, "yeah it's a ridiculous copout ending"
			Tale says (to davidW), "Good thinking!"
			Jacqueline says, "Well done, troops."
			Tale says, "Nice game!"
			ChrisC says, "perfect for speed-if I guess, like all the missing objects and implementation bugs"
			jojo says, "I liked the writing, and the sudden armageddon was SUDDEN"
			DavidW says, "I guessed that they would be his mom's shoes too."
			Jacqueline says, "It brought up memories of Necrotic Drift and Nord & Bert for me."
			Tale says, "we could go back and check the shops pre-apocalypse"
			ASchultz says, "I'd like that, a quick look through"
			jojo nods.
			Jacqueline says, "Yeah, the armageddon part was great."
			DavidW says, "I'm gonna be afk for a few to eat something."
			ChrisC says (to tale), "yes you can, not much but there's a bit you missed there"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "restart"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Being the Ending of the Beginning Floyd \| A Bad Idea by Chris Conley Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 111230 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd \| 6/12N) Floyd \| Floyd \| Type ABOUT for information about this ridiculous thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| Darkness Floyd \| It is pitch black. The only sound is an electrical hum. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "exit"
	Floyd \| You can't get out of the closed tanning bed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "open bed"
	Floyd \| The humming noise mercifully stops. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tanning Salon (in the tanning bed) Floyd \| The walls feature a few posters of smiling tanned blonde people walking Floyd \| down streets, along beaches, eating ice cream, etc. The room itself is Floyd \| fairly cold and uninviting. You can get back to the shopping center Floyd \| through the hall to the south, and perhaps that would be for the best. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your discarded clothing lies in a heap on the floor. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert asks, "This time, can we try to avoid those pesky clothes?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "s"
	Floyd \| You may be many things, but an exhibitionist is not one of them. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "exit bed"
	Floyd \| I only understood the first part of that-- trying anyway. Floyd \| Floyd \| Retrying as: Floyd \| >EXIT Floyd \| Floyd \| Type UNDO if this isn't what you wanted to do, or CORRECT OFF to stop Floyd \| automatically correcting commands. Floyd \| Floyd \| To stop these messages entirely, type NOVICE OFF. Floyd \| Floyd \| You get out of the tanning bed. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tanning Salon Floyd \| The walls feature a few posters of smiling tanned blonde people walking Floyd \| down streets, along beaches, eating ice cream, etc. The room itself is Floyd \| fairly cold and uninviting. You can get back to the shopping center Floyd \| through the hall to the south, and perhaps that would be for the best. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your discarded clothing lies in a heap on the floor. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can also see a tanning bed (empty) here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo is a newbie.
	Bert says (to Floyd), "s"
	Floyd \| You may be many things, but an exhibitionist is not one of them. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "Darn."
			Tale says, "Boh"
			Jacqueline says, "heh"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "novice off"
	Floyd \| Novice mode disabled. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "take all"
	Floyd \| dissheveled clothing: You quickly gather up your clothes. Floyd \| genuine 1932 Shiny Time brass harmonica: Taken. Floyd \| pair of carved bone dice: Taken. Floyd \| single chopstick: Taken. Floyd \| small can of liver paté: Taken. Floyd \| small smooth stone: Taken. Floyd \| small smooth stone: Taken. Floyd \| small smooth stone: Taken. Floyd \| small smooth stone: Taken. Floyd \| resin-encased quantity of hare's fur: Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "That is disappointing."
			Bert says, "exhibitionist on"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "wear clothes"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get clothes"
	Floyd \| You feel much more at ease with your wardrobe properly arranged on your Floyd \| person. This even despite its present condition. Floyd \| Floyd \| Hold, what's this in your pocket? Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| You already have those. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "exhibitionist on"
	Floyd \| I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "s"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Wrightsville Town Shopping Center Floyd \| Bleh. Capitalistic excess at its worst. The Video Head shop hawks its Floyd \| degenerate wares to the west; a corporate paint shop sells overpriced Floyd \| colors (colors!) to the south; the tanning salon is north and the food Floyd \| court is east. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "w"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Video Head Floyd \| Rows and rows of vapid entertainment titles fill every square foot of Floyd \| this drab, depressing store. The full extent of the design imperative Floyd \| in decorating this place was apparently "gray". Floyd \| Floyd \| A single, solitary copy of Doom III lies dejectedly in the back corner Floyd \| of the store. Floyd \| Floyd \| A pale man, reigning over all he sees from his perch behind the Floyd \| counter, sneers at your presence in his fine establishment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "buy doom iii"
			trojo says, "the clothes are needed to make the rope"
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "buy doom iii"
	Floyd \| I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get doom III"
	Floyd \| The pale man sneers even harder. "You think I would let someone like Floyd \| you even touch such an artifact? It's a collector's edition, the Floyd \| super-rare "Ultraviolent" release. Only 25 of these were ever produced. Floyd \| Fine pewter space marine, depleted uranium dog tags, official and Floyd \| unofficial strategy guide, and the Making-of featurette, AND an extra Floyd \| weapon you can equip in both single and multiplayer." Floyd \| Floyd \| He looks you up and down, slowly, exhaustively, as if he was mentally Floyd \| cataloging every atom. "No. You wouldn't appreciate it." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x man"
	Floyd \| Two eyes; one nose; one mouth; two ears; two arms; two legs; far too Floyd \| much hair. He wears a smart blue button-down shirt and deep red tie, Floyd \| khaki pants and a black belt. You can't see from back here, but you Floyd \| imagine his shoes must be fine Italian leather imports. Floyd \| The presentation is ruined by the cheap name tag sticker over his Floyd \| shirt pocket. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x sticker"
	Floyd \| HELLO my name is bOb S. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "kiss man"
	Floyd \| Keep your mind on the game. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Mentally cataloging every atom. Nice."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x italian shoes"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "ask man about his feelings"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "ask man about apocalypse"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get sticker"
	Floyd \| That seems to belong to Bob. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "look"
	Floyd \| Video Head Floyd \| Rows and rows of vapid entertainment titles fill every square foot of Floyd \| this drab, depressing store. The full extent of the design imperative Floyd \| in decorating this place was apparently "gray". Floyd \| Floyd \| A single, solitary copy of Doom III lies dejectedly in the back corner Floyd \| of the store. Floyd \| Floyd \| Bob, reigning over all he sees from his perch behind the counter, Floyd \| sneers at your presence in his fine establishment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "oh yeah, at one point I was going to implement a name puzzle of some kind, which is why he's now described as bob"
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "ask man about doom iii"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get doom"
	Floyd \| Bob looks you up and down, slowly, exhaustively, as if he was mentally Floyd \| cataloging every atom. "No. You wouldn't appreciate it." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "ha"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "kill bob"
	Floyd \| Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "give dice to bob"
			jojo asks, "To the paint shop?"
			ASchultz says, "Sorry, flaking here"
			Bert says (to jojo), "Let's."
			Tale says (to jojo), "Yeah"
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "give dice to bob"
	Floyd \| Bob doesn't seem interested. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "e"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Wrightsville Town Shopping Center Floyd \| Bleh. Capitalistic excess at its worst. The Video Head shop hawks its Floyd \| degenerate wares to the west; a corporate paint shop sells overpriced Floyd \| colors (colors!) to the south; the tanning salon is north and the food Floyd \| court is east. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "s"
	Floyd \| Closed for renovations. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "Aw."
			jojo says, "Now we know."
			ASchultz makes a "wah wah wah" sound
			jojo says, "And knowing is half the battle."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "n"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Tanning Salon Floyd \| The walls feature a few posters of smiling tanned blonde people walking Floyd \| down streets, along beaches, eating ice cream, etc. The room itself is Floyd \| fairly cold and uninviting. You can get back to the shopping center Floyd \| through the hall to the south, and perhaps that would be for the best. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see a tanning bed (empty) here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "enter bed"
	Floyd \| Oh, no. You've had quite enough of that. Any longer and you'd develop a Floyd \| crick in your back, and you wouldn't be confortable again all day. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "I was hoping for some colorful descriptions."
			ChrisC says, "the apocalyptic fight lasts a few more rounds, but that's about all you've missed"
			jojo says, "I never feel confortable"
			ChrisC says, "oh examine the shoes"
			Bert asks, "Anything else we should do, or on to the next game?"
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "close bed"
	Floyd \| You close the tanning bed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x shoes"
	Floyd \| Ah, yes. You had, not two hours ago whilst bathing (and truly: is that Floyd \| not always the most productive time for cogitation?) an utterly Floyd \| marvelous idea. You would acquire a tan while adorned with your dearest Floyd \| mother's dearest shoes, lying on a beach and sipping from a tall glass Floyd \| of coconut cream spritzer until the point at which you would drift off Floyd \| into serenely dizziful bliss, awakening to find impressed upon your Floyd \| pliant skin the intricate interlocking paisley pattern of wistful Floyd \| bygone years. Floyd \| Floyd \| But there's no goddamn sun in winter here in Finland so you had to go Floyd \| with plan B. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale pulls of ChrisC's mask. It's nitku!
			jojo says, "Somehow I knew we were in Finland."
			Jacqueline says, "ha"
			Bert goes AFK for a few.
			Nitku says, "whuh"
			Jacqueline asks, "okay so... next game?"
			jojo says, "He woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for us pesky kids."
			Tale says, "yes"
			ChrisC says, "So yeah. I'm very sorry"
			Jacqueline says (to jojo), "hee"
			jojo Yes, lets.
			Jacqueline says (to Chris), "Snrk"
			Tale says, "10 more to go, chop-chop people"
			ASchultz says, "Don't be. It was fun."
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit"
	Floyd \| Are you sure you want to quit?
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "y"
	Floyd \|
	Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "list p"
	Floyd says (to Jacqueline), "packrat pad paint paperchase parade parrot partyfoul pathway pathway2 paxapoptosis paxbored paxbrain paxdelusions paxdigging paxfoodmagic paxhelpfulman paxless paxlobster paxmango paxmerk paxmidairmad paxqueuelty paxrighttool paxsafehouse paxscurvy paxvohii paxvortex paxvwspeedif paxwizshop pcontest pcu penandpaint pentari pepper permagic pesach petalthrone petalthrone-java14 petalthrone-java16 pets phlegm phoenix photograph photopia piece_v3 pintown piracy_2 pirate pizza planmind plant plundered poet pots ppocket praser5 primrose princesse prodly profesee progressive1 promoted psibeingtheending psibirthofmind psidansenocturne psidashslapney psidayisavedelvis psimammothvacuum psiparty psipostchristmas psiragnarok psisilenceofgods psistupidcreek psithreemor pspy5 pumping punkpnts pytho"		TheXenographer exclaims, "Wow, ten? We're gonna be here all day!"
			Tale says, "It was a cool game Chris!"
			Jacqueline says, "Whoops, meant to whisper that."
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load psidansenocturne"
	Floyd \| Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Danse Nocturne Floyd \| Floyd \| It is always twilight in Ingelheim, Floyd \| in the forest the lady slides across Floyd \| the crumpled leaves entranced by Elbegast. Floyd \| Her nightclothes sweep the same old lemniscate, Floyd \| with Elbegast's wood gauntlets at her waist. Floyd \| Tired eyes gaze listlessly, with lips shut tight. Floyd \| The lady longs to end the dance but she Floyd \| cannot. The only thing she does is dance Floyd \| and dance and dance. But oh how she can dance! Floyd \| Gracefully and sweetly; solemnly or Floyd \| perkily; eagerly, or most often, Floyd \| reluctantly. However she dances, Floyd \| she always dances inevitably. Floyd \|		ASchultz says, "It definitely had the fun bits--the polish can come later"
			jojo says, "I'm, um, an associate of Mr Eggermond, and he says the information on how to play the game is in the status bar and splash screen. He told me that the only commands the game understands are adverbs."
	trojo says (to Floyd), "quickly"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "jauntily"
	Floyd \| One two three steps, beneath the willow tree. Floyd \| Right foot forward, eyes staring straight through him. Floyd \|		Tale says, "aboutly"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "aboutly"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "gracefully"
	Floyd \| A swan is just a swan, an angry bird. Floyd \| The moon is just the moon, a glowing rock. Floyd \| But the lady is a graceful swan and Floyd \| when dancing she becomes his moon and stars. Floyd \|
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "coyly"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	trojo says (to Floyd), "clumsily"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "reluctantly"
	Floyd \| The black knight clasps the lady tighter still. Floyd \| "Sweet," he whispers, "did I not win you fair?" Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "fairly"
	Floyd \| "Well, you are just my wife," says Elbegast. Floyd \| "You're just my partner, sharing life and death." Floyd \|
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "inadvertantly"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "suspiciously"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "angrily"
	Floyd \| With vicious strides the lady looks around, Floyd \| and hopes to find, observe, the means to kill. Floyd \| Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "xyzzyly"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Paulinus says (to Floyd), "badly"
	Floyd \| "Is this how you once danced with Eggerich?" Floyd \| says Elbegast a tad resentfully. Floyd \|
	trojo says (to Floyd), "sensually"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "resentfully"
	Floyd \| The lady barely lets herself be dragged Floyd \| across the leaves that lie beneath their treading feet. Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "energetically"
	Floyd \| Four five six steps along the trickling stream. Floyd \| Her spine aligned: left turn, right turn, now twist. Floyd \|
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "gracefully"
	Floyd \| Although he is afixed by beauty clearly, Floyd \| he could not love a mortal woman, could he? Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "lovingly"
	Floyd \| Was Eggerich a violent plotting man? Floyd \| Should now the lady thank Elbegast? Floyd \|
	TheXenographer says (to Floyd), "gratefully"
	Floyd \| The lady holds her brand new husband dear, Floyd \| although his hands once slew a man she'd loved. Floyd \|
	trojo says (to Floyd), "viennese-waltzfully"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|		ASchultz says, "So it looks like we have a whole poem to put together"
	maga says (to Floyd), "lustily"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "dangerously"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "safely"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "pointedly"
	Floyd \| The beady owls in trees behold the star Floyd \| that shines out even Elbegast himself. Floyd \|		maga says (to trojo), "awwwww"
			Tale asks, "Is there a way to "win" this?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "well"
	Floyd \| The lady always dances well, except Floyd \| when she's attempting sprightly twisting turns. Floyd \|
	maga says (to Floyd), "naughtily"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "david brent style"
	Floyd \|
	Bert says (to Floyd), "again"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|		jojo says, "Eggermond tells me that there about ten different endings."
	trojo says (to Floyd), "sprightly"
	Floyd \| Quite gaily she forgets her Eggermond! Floyd \| This brand new man in hand: she eggs him on. Floyd \|
	Bert says (to Floyd), "ruefully"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "mercifully"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	djfletch says (to Floyd), "rhythmically"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|		ChrisC says, "not sure if it's like pygmalion with different variables and you're trying to get the story into a certain state"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "gaily"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "x woman"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "not at all"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|		ChrisC says, "err, galatea. but it sounds like it"
			Bert says, "regretfully"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "regretfully"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "powerfully"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Bert says (to Floyd), "wearily"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "stiffly"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	trojo says (to Floyd), "slowly"
	Floyd \| Now when a lady steps so slowly with Floyd \| a man she's meant to love, does reason fill Floyd \| her sleepy head or has she met defeat? Floyd \|
	maga says (to Floyd), "crump"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Bert says (to Floyd), "sleepily"
	Floyd \| Is she sleepwalking in her waking life? Floyd \| Or twilight dreaming in her sleeping time? Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "defeatedky"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "defeatedly"
	Floyd \| The lady lets herself be led across, Floyd \| by Elbegast, the damp and leaf-strewn ground. Floyd \| "Finally love, are you acquiescent?" Floyd \|
	Bert says (to Floyd), "lustily"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "acquiescently"
	Floyd \| Her shoulders slump. Does she accept defeat? Floyd \|
	trojo says (to Floyd), "finally"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	maga says (to Floyd), "no"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Bert says (to Floyd), "victoriously"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Bert says (to Floyd), "defiantly"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "lucidly"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	maga says (to Floyd), "angrily"
	Floyd \| With vicious strides the lady looks around, Floyd \| and hopes to find, observe, the means to kill. Floyd \| Floyd \|		Jacqueline asks, "Gosh, do we have to keep track of which ones work and arrange them into some sort of meaningful verse?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "sneakily"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	trojo says (to Floyd), "murderously"
	Floyd \| With vicious strides the lady looks around, Floyd \| and hopes to find, observe, the means to kill. Floyd \| Floyd \|
	Tale says (to Floyd), "dangerously"
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "observantly"
	Floyd \| A gnarled oak grows beside the clearing where Floyd \| the mismatched partners shuffle slowly past. Floyd \| A vicious branch oft points towards the back Floyd \| of Elbegast who tugs his newly wed. Floyd \| A newly wed who's stronger than she looks... Floyd \| Floyd \|		Jacqueline says, "That would be clever but fairly involved for a speed..."
			Bert says, "I don't think so."
	maga says (to Floyd), "strongly"
	Floyd \| The time has come the noble lady thinks, Floyd \| to end for good this horrifying dance. Floyd \| They dance a final lemniscate across Floyd \| the twilight forest floor of Ingelheim. Floyd \| She dances "til his back is to the spike Floyd \| with strength so hideous she shoves him hard! Floyd \| He cries a tear, the spike ripping a tear Floyd \| through now bloodstained gut besmirched evening wear. Floyd \| Her second husband dead before her hands, Floyd \| the sun now rises first on Ingelheim. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * * * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd** \| command?		Bert says, "I think we're just trying to -- that."
			Tale says, "wow"
			ChrisC says, "that is an interesting construction though, the poetic form is a good reason why only adverbs are valid input"
			Tale asks, "try to find the defeated ending?"
			Jacqueline asks, "Was it just a matter of finding them all?"
			trojo says, "i hate it when i impale my dance partner on a spike"
			maga says, "yeah, that was pretty cool"
			Bert asks, "Did we never try 'inevitably'?"
			ChrisC says (to jacq), "I think it's more like space under the window, certain actions reveal other options and the last one triggers the ending"
			Jacqueline says, "That was very lovely."
			ChrisC says, "for that specific branch"
			Jacqueline says (to Chris), "ah"
			Jacqueline says, "Beautiful. Anyway, next..."
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "q"
	Floyd \| > Please give one of the answers above. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last		jojo says, "Eggermond tells me that the killing ending is the most complicated to achieve, as it involves doing things in the right order."
	Floyd \| command?
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "y"
	Floyd \| > Please give one of the answers above. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd \| command?
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit"
	Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "undo"
	Floyd says (to Bert), "Floyd doesn't know that trick."		Jacqueline asks (of Bert), "Oops - were you wanting to try something?"
			Bert says, "Yeah, but nothing important."
			Jacqueline asks, "You sure?"
			ASchultz says, "I'd like to see the other endings, but we have so many games to get through...and it looks liek we could try a lot of combos here"
			Jacqueline says, "We could do one more playthrough."
			Jacqueline says, "If we need to play some of the games next week, that is fine."
			Jacqueline says, "We shouldn't short-change games due to perceived time limits."
			ASchultz says, "Oh, well then, if we could be here next week that'd be great"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "load psidansenocturne"
	Floyd \| > Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Danse Nocturne Floyd \| Floyd \| It is always twilight in Ingelheim, Floyd \| in the forest the lady slides across Floyd \| the crumpled leaves entranced by Elbegast. Floyd \| Her nightclothes sweep the same old lemniscate, Floyd \| with Elbegast's wood gauntlets at her waist. Floyd \| Tired eyes gaze listlessly, with lips shut tight. Floyd \| The lady longs to end the dance but she Floyd \| cannot. The only thing she does is dance Floyd \| and dance and dance. But oh how she can dance! Floyd \| Gracefully and sweetly; solemnly or Floyd \| perkily; eagerly, or most often, Floyd \| reluctantly. However she dances, Floyd \| she always dances inevitably. Floyd \|
	Bert says (to Floyd), "inevitably"
	Floyd \| The lady lets herself be led across, Floyd \| by Elbegast, the damp and leaf-strewn ground. Floyd \| "Finally love, are you acquiescent?" Floyd \|
	Bert says (to Floyd), "acquiestently"
	Floyd \| The lady dances many other ways. Floyd \|
	Bert says (to Floyd), "acquiescently"
	Floyd \| Her shoulders slump. Does she accept defeat? Floyd \|
	Bert says (to Floyd), "defeatedly"
	Floyd \| The lady dances so defeatedly Floyd \| that Elbegast knows her to be his wife. Floyd \| "A fitting prize you were from Charlemagne," Floyd \| he says and smiles as she forgets the name Floyd \| and face of Eggerich von Eggermond. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * * * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd** \| command?		Bert says, "(That's all I wanted to try.)"
			Jacqueline says, "Nice."
			ChrisC says, "ah, cool"
			Ellison says, "if we wanted to do Hugo Comp games next week, my game could wait until then (as it was written for both)"
			ChrisC asks, "is that the plan?"
			ASchultz says, "I have no problem having games to look forward to for a while."
			Tale says, "these names sound familiar"
			Jacqueline asks, "Which one is yours?"
	olethros has ordered three mega-generators to be installed in his boathouse.		Tale says, "the sucky one zing"
			Ellison says, "party.hex"
			Jacqueline says (to Tale), "snrk"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "list p"
	Floyd \| > Please give one of the answers above. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd \| command?		Bert asks, "Is there anyone who thinks they're unlikely to be here next week?"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit"
	Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"		Bert says, "If so, maybe we should do theirs next."
			Jacqueline asks, "Yeah... anyone?"
			trojo says, "i may not be able to make it next week"
			Tale asks, "So,next week will be rest of these and Hugo games?"
			ASchultz says, "I'll likely be here next week, so I can wait for sure"
			Jacqueline says, "We could play the other Hugo games, sure."
			Jacqueline asks (of trojo), "Which one is yours?"
			trojo says, "stupidcreek"
			trojo says, "it's short"
			Jacqueline says, "Oh, that stupid game."
			Jacqueline says, "I will load the stupid game on the stupid bot."
			Tale asks (of trojo), "Is this about Alan Davis?"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load psistupidcreek"
	Floyd \| > Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Stupid Mom made you take your stupid little brother to town for stupid Floyd \| Christmas shopping in the freezing cold. And now you have to cross this Floyd \| stupid freezing-cold creek in a stupid boat to get back home. Floyd \| Floyd \| Stupid Creek. Stupid Christmas. Floyd \| A Christmas puzzle by Troy Jones III Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 111225 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd \| 6/12N) Floyd \| Floyd \| East Bank of the Creek Floyd \| It's starting to snow, but the ground is too warm for it to stick. Floyd \| Floyd \| The stupid rowboat sits here on the shore. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim plays his stupid video game thingy, seemingly completely oblivious Floyd \| to everything. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "This game is stupid. Why are we even...?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "tim"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x tim"
	Floyd \| Mom says you and Tim are "Irish twins" since you were born less than a Floyd \| year apart. You call him your evil twin since he's ALWAYS trying to get Floyd \| you in trouble. Some of the kids at school call him "Tiny Tim", which Floyd \| is from a movie or whatever. He's wearing a black shirt that says "I Floyd \| killed my father and all I got was this lousy t-shirt", and he also has Floyd \| on a dark gray winter jacket, faded black jeans, black sneakers, and a Floyd \| knit cap with a black and purple zigzag pattern. (Nothing says dark Floyd \| edgy goth dude like a black-and-purple knit cap). His stupid pimply Floyd \| nose is in his stupid video game player thing as usual. Also as usual, Floyd \| he smells like stupid Axe body-spray. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "push tim"
	Floyd \| That would be less than courteous. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me"
	Floyd \| You're wearing a long chartreuse sweater, black wool leggings, adorable Floyd \| white fluffy earmuffs, white mittens, and a pair of uggs. You hate how Floyd \| stupidly pale you look in the winter-- if Mom weren't so cruel and Floyd \| hearltess, she'd bring you with her to the spa and let you spend some Floyd \| quality time in a tanning bed. In your mittens you're carrying a copy Floyd \| of Doom III and some fake designer Italian shoes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Hee."
			ChrisC says, "I'm reminded of the crossing a river with a bunch of antagonistic creatures puzzle"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x boat"
	Floyd \| A stupid-looking boat with stupid oars to make it go. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "enter boat"
	Floyd \| You know from experience that trying to get in the boat while holding Floyd \| something is a bad idea. You don't want to risk falling into the creek. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to ChrisC), "Yeah, I was thinking that as well."
			genericgeekgirl says, "> Put the stupid goat in the stupid boat with the stupid duck."
			Tale says, "ha ha, it is that"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "put doom in creek"
	Floyd \| That can't contain things. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "drop all"
	Floyd \| copy of Doom III: You toss the stupid copy of Doom III on the ground. Floyd \| fake designer Italian shoes: You hurl them to the ground. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		trojo says, "yeah it is that puzzle"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get time"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "take time"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "put all in boat"
	Floyd \| There are none at all available! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x earmuffs"
	Floyd \| They're cute AND they keep you warm. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "remove them"
	Floyd \| It's a chilly December day. Getting undressed now would be stupid. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get tim"
	Floyd \| I don't suppose Tiny Tim would care for that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Nitku says, "I gotta go now. These were pretty cool."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "tim, enter boat"
	Floyd \| Tim waits just long enough to make you think he ignored you. But just Floyd \| as you start to open your mouth to repeat the order (with a few choice Floyd \| insults added), he starts to slowly drag his feet toward the boat, not Floyd \| taking his eyes off the stupid video game thing in his hand. And then Floyd \| finally stupid Tiny Tim gets into the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "laters, niku"
			Jacqueline exclaims (at Nitku), "See ya!"
	Nitku leaves.		jojo exclaims (at Nitku), "Tara!"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Stupid East Bank Floyd \| It's snowing, but the ground is too warm for it to stick. Floyd \| Floyd \| The stupid rowboat sits here stupidly with your stupid little brother Floyd \| in it, playing his stupid handheld video game thingy. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can also see some fake designer Italian shoes and a copy of Doom Floyd \| III here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get shoes"
	Floyd \| Shaking your head at the ridiculousness of this whole situation, you Floyd \| snatch up the stupid fake designer Italian shoes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "put shoes in boat"
	Floyd \| You impatiently stuff the stupid fake designer Italian shoes into the Floyd \| stupid boat. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "enter boat"
	Floyd \| There's not enough room left in the stupid boat for you to get in. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "push boat"
	Floyd \| It is fixed in place. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x boat"
	Floyd \| A stupid-looking boat with stupid oars to make it go. The stupid fake Floyd \| designer Italian shoes are in the bottom of the stupid boat. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "wear shoes"
	Floyd \| (first taking the fake designer Italian shoes) Floyd \| Patience nearly gone, you grab the stupid fake designer Italian shoes. Floyd \| Floyd \| They're not the right size for you; Mom has big clumsy feet. Besides Floyd \| that, you wouldn't be caught dead in these stupid things. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "tim, cross creek"
	Floyd \| Tiny Tim has better things to do. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "tim, e"
	Floyd \| He just goes on playing that stupid game like he didn't even hear you. Floyd \| Honestly, he makes you want to throw things at him sometimes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "tim, paddle the boat"
	Floyd \| He just goes on playing that stupid game like he didn't even hear you. Floyd \| Honestly, he makes you want to throw things at him sometimes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw shoes at tim"
	Floyd \| Good plan. The fake designer Italian shoes sail gracefully through the Floyd \| air after leaving your mittened hand and bounce off Tim's shoulder. Floyd \| "Ow! Hey! Knock it off, Triniti!" he whines. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "enter boat"
	Floyd \| You get into the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim plays his stupid video game thingy. It makes stupid Floyd \| bleep-bloop-bloop noises. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "Poor girl."
			jojo asks, "Triniti? Reaaaaallly?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "w"
	Floyd \| You row the boat across to the other shore, muttering darkly to Floyd \| yourself the whole way about how much your life really and truly sucks. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "No one should have to go through life named 'Triniti'."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Stupid West Bank (in the stupid rowboat) Floyd \| You've made it to this side. Now to get everything else across. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim plays his stupid video game thingy. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "time, get out"
	Floyd \| You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Aw."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "tim, get out"
	Floyd \| Tiny Tim gets out of the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "It's not that bad."
			TheXenographer says, "yeah, no wonder she hates everything"
			Jacqueline says, "I mean, a y on the end would be better."
			Ellison says, "oh, I forgot that Doom III was one of the suggested requirements, so now it's not quite as surprising to see it pop up. what a stupid comp!"
			Tale says, "It works for the father, the son and the holy ghost"
			Bert says (to Jacq), "With a 'y' on the end, it'd be fine."
			ASchultz says, "Trynyti would be a bit odd tho'"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x boat"
	Floyd \| A stupid-looking boat with stupid oars to make it go. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Stupid West Bank (in the stupid rowboat) Floyd \| You've made it to this side. Now to get everything else across. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim plays his stupid video game thingy. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Don't you ever get tired of that stupid thing?" you ask. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Shut up," he replies. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "w"
	Floyd \| This is no time to go wandering off. Mom expects you to get these Floyd \| presents and your stupid brother home! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "row boat"
	Floyd \| You row the boat across to the other shore, grumbling to yourself the Floyd \| whole way about this stupid freezing cold weather. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get game"
	Floyd \| Leaning out of the boat to try and reach something on the shore might Floyd \| tip the boat over. Mom says she'll kill you if you ruin the presents or Floyd \| drown in the creek-- better not risk it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get out"
	Floyd \| You get out of the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| Stupid East Bank Floyd \| It's snowing, but the ground is too warm for it to stick. Floyd \| Floyd \| The stupid rowboat sits here stupidly. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can also see some fake designer Italian shoes and a copy of Doom Floyd \| III here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "put shoes in boat"
	Floyd \| (first taking the fake designer Italian shoes) Floyd \| Floyd \| Sighing, you snag the stupid fake designer Italian shoes. Floyd \| Floyd \| You hastily toss the stupid fake designer Italian shoes into the stupid Floyd \| boat. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "put game in boat"
	Floyd \| (first taking the copy of Doom III)
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "get game"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Patience nearly gone, you seize the stupid copy of Doom III. Floyd \| Floyd \| You sigh and stuff the stupid copy of Doom III into the stupid boat. Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| Silently fuming, you snag the stupid copy of Doom III. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "enter boat"
	Floyd \| You know from experience that trying to get in the boat while holding Floyd \| something is a bad idea. You don't want to risk falling into the creek. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "put game in boat"
	Floyd \| You unceremoniously throw the stupid copy of Doom III into the stupid Floyd \| boat. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "get in boat"
	Floyd \| There's not enough room left in the stupid boat for you to get in. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get game. drop it. enter boat. row boat"
	Floyd \| Sighing heavily, you grab the stupid copy of Doom III. Floyd \| Floyd \| You ditch the copy of Doom III. Floyd \| Floyd \| You get into the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| In the stupid rowboat you can see some fake designer Italian shoes. Floyd \| Floyd \| You row the boat across to the other shore, griping to yourself the Floyd \| whole way about how ridiculously unfair life is. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get out. get shoes. drop shoes."
	Floyd \| You get out of the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| Stupid West Bank Floyd \| You've made it to this side. Now to get everything else across. Floyd \| Floyd \| The stupid rowboat sits here stupidly. The stupid fake designer Italian Floyd \| shoes are in the bottom of the stupid boat. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim plays his stupid video game thingy stupidly. Floyd \| Floyd \| Sighing, you seize the stupid fake designer Italian shoes. Floyd \| Floyd \| You toss the stupid fake designer Italian shoes on the ground. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "So, we get the shoes across, then take Timmy from the other end?"
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "get game"
	Floyd \| "Hey, quit it! I'm fighting a boss!" Floyd \| Floyd \| You decide now is not the best time to pick this particular fight so Floyd \| you let him keep it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "get doom"
	Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "enter boat. row boat. get out. put game in boat."
	Floyd \| You get into the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| You row the boat across to the other shore, grousing to yourself the Floyd \| whole way about how much your life really and truly sucks. Floyd \| Floyd \| Left alone with a present on the western shore of the creek, Tim Floyd \| suddenly picks up the fake designer Italian shoes and throws them in Floyd \| the water! Oh no! The creek quickly sweeps them downstream. And stupid Floyd \| Tim just laughs and laughs as you scream at him. Floyd \| Floyd \| When you finally get home much later and try to explain what happened, Floyd \| Mom blames you for it, of course. She says you should have kept a Floyd \| better eye on stupid evil Tiny Tim since you are supposed to be the Floyd \| responsible one. In fact, he isn't even grounded as long as you are. Floyd \| Typical. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * You have ruined Christmas for the whole family. Go to your room Floyd \| and think about that, young lady. * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the last Floyd \| command? Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "This is making me want to code."
			ASchultz says, "I'd guess so"
			ChrisC says, "doom is other side"
			Jacqueline says, "Like, not just this game, the lot of them."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "undo"
	Floyd \| Stupid West Bank Floyd \| [Previous turn undone.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		TheXenographer says, "Oh, this is the wolf, goat, and cabbage puzzle."
			Tale says, "We should've taken tim back across with us"
			trojo says, "yes"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Stupid West Bank Floyd \| You've made it to this side. Now to get everything else across. Floyd \| Floyd \| The stupid rowboat sits here stupidly. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim plays his stupid video game thingy. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can also see some fake designer Italian shoes here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to TX), "Yeah"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "tim, get in boat"
	Floyd \| Still dragging his feet, Tim slowly starts toward the boat again. Floyd \| You're pretty sure he wants to get home as much as you do-- he's only Floyd \| being difficult to annoy you. Finally stupid Tiny Tim gets into the Floyd \| stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "enter boat"
	Floyd \| You get into the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim plays his stupid video game thingy, seemingly completely oblivious Floyd \| to everything. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "row"
	Floyd \| (the stupid rowboat) Floyd \| You row the boat across to the other shore, grousing to yourself the Floyd \| whole way about how much your life really and truly sucks. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "tim, get out"
	Floyd \| Tiny Tim gets out of the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "out"
	Floyd \| You get out of the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| Stupid East Bank Floyd \| It's snowing, but the ground is too warm for it to stick. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim plays his stupid video game thingy. It makes stupid Floyd \| bleep-bloop-bloop noises. Floyd \| Floyd \| The stupid rowboat sits here stupidly. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can also see a copy of Doom III here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "put doom in boat"
	Floyd \| (first taking the copy of Doom III) Floyd \| Floyd \| Sighing heavily, you snag the stupid copy of Doom III. Floyd \| Floyd \| You chuck the stupid copy of Doom III into the stupid boat. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "enter boat. row."
	Floyd \| You get into the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| In the stupid rowboat you can see a copy of Doom III. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "row"
	Floyd \| (the stupid rowboat) Floyd \| You row the boat across to the other shore, griping to yourself the Floyd \| whole way about how much you hate, hate, hate stupid Christmas. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get out. get game. drop game. enter boat. row"
	Floyd \| You get out of the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| Stupid West Bank Floyd \| You've made it to this side. Now to get everything else across. Floyd \| Floyd \| The stupid rowboat sits here stupidly. The stupid copy of Doom III is Floyd \| in the bottom of the stupid boat. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can also see some fake designer Italian shoes here. Floyd \| Floyd \| Patience nearly gone, you grab the stupid copy of Doom III. Floyd \| Floyd \| You ditch the copy of Doom III. Floyd \| Floyd \| You get into the stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| (the stupid rowboat) Floyd \| You row the boat across to the other shore, grumbling to yourself the Floyd \| whole way about how much your life really and truly sucks. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "this is not a happy game"
			Bert asks, "Er, sorry, am I monopolizing too much?"
			ChrisC says, "this is a stupid game."
			Tale says, "nOPE"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "tim, enter boat"
	Floyd \| Still dragging his feet, Tim slowly starts toward the boat again. Floyd \| You're pretty sure he wants to get home as much as you do-- he's only Floyd \| being difficult to annoy you. Finally stupid Tiny Tim gets into the Floyd \| stupid rowboat. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "enter boat"
	Floyd \| There's not enough room left in the stupid boat for you to get in. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "nah, there's not many decision points for us to worry about"
			ASchultz says, "No problem Bert. I think we know what to do. I can read quickly enough"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x boat"
	Floyd \| A stupid-looking boat with stupid oars to make it go with your stupid Floyd \| little brother in it, playing his stupid handheld video game thingy. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "It's a good representation of what its like to be a teenage girl."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "hit tim with oar"
	Floyd \| I only understood you as far as wanting to hit Tiny Tim. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "row"
	Floyd \| (the stupid rowboat) Floyd \| You row the boat across to the other shore, grousing to yourself the Floyd \| whole way about how ridiculously unfair life is. Floyd \| Floyd \| You row the boat ashore. Somehow, at long last, by some miracle, you Floyd \| managed to get the stupid presents and your stupid brother across the Floyd \| creek in one piece. If anyone's going to ruin Christmas this year it Floyd \| won't be you. Floyd \| Floyd \| When Christmas morning does eventually roll around, you roll your eyes Floyd \| as your younger siblings and cousins tear eagerly into their presents. Floyd \| You are so over this. But when it comes time for you to open your Floyd \| present, you are surprised and delighted to find... Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * You got a spa treatment and tanning session for Christmas! Floyd \| Love, Mom. * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions Floyd \| for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command? Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "amusing"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Sing, dance, pray. Tim will react to these if you do them in his Floyd \| presence. Also: attack Tim, kiss Tim, throw shoes at Tim, X stupid. Floyd \| Floyd \| BONUS SUPER SECRET PUZZLE: If you haven't already stumbled on it, there Floyd \| are several ways to find out the protagonist's name. For a hint as to Floyd \| the most awesome way, think magic words... Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions Floyd \| for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command? Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Aww, a little life affirmation at the end"
			Jacqueline says, "woo"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "undo"
	Floyd \|
	Bert pushes the green 'space' button.
	Floyd \| Please give one of the answers above. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions Floyd \| for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command? Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "undo"
	Floyd \|		Bert says, "Uh."
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
	Floyd \| Please give one of the answers above. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions Floyd \| for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command? Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "I think we just need to restart"
			trojo says, "weird"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "restart"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Stupid Mom made you take your stupid little brother to town for stupid Floyd \| Christmas shopping in the freezing cold. And now you have to cross this Floyd \| stupid freezing-cold creek in a stupid boat to get back home. Floyd \| Floyd \| Stupid Creek. Stupid Christmas. Floyd \| A Christmas puzzle by Troy Jones III Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 111225 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd \| 6/12N) Floyd \| Floyd \| East Bank of the Creek Floyd \| It's starting to snow, but the ground is too warm for it to stick. Floyd \| Floyd \| The stupid rowboat sits here on the shore. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim plays his stupid video game thingy, seemingly completely oblivious Floyd \| to everything. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "sing"
	Floyd \| You sing a few lines from the latest Justin Bieber hit, since he's Floyd \| simply the greatest talent who's ever lived. Ever. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim makes disgusted choking sounds. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "dance"
	Floyd \| You bust out some fly moves you saw in the latest Justin Bieber video. Floyd \| You heart Justin! Sometimes you feel as though he's the only light in Floyd \| this stupid world. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim turns his back to avoid seeing you in his peripheral vision. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
	Floyd \| Magic words are for stupid "LIGHTNING BOLT" nerds. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "pray"
	Floyd \| You close your eyes and bow your head. "Dear Lord, please help me to Floyd \| not ruin Christmas again this year. Please. In Jesus' name, amen," you Floyd \| pray.		ASchultz says, "I'm up for finding a few more ways to find her name"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim looks up from his video game. "Really? Seriously? That just Floyd \| happened," he says sarcastically. Floyd \| Floyd \| "You shut up!" you snap. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "I have lost all respect for this girl."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "plugh"
	Floyd \| Magic words are for stupid "LIGHTNING BOLT" nerds. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "hit tim"
	Floyd \| Better not. Mom says if you bring him home with a black eye again, Floyd \| you'll be grounded literally forever. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "lightning bolt"
	Floyd \| (Tiny Tim) Floyd \| You pull off a mitten and rub your sweater vigorously, building up a Floyd \| good static charge. Then when he least suspects it, you reach out and Floyd \| touch Tim on the neck. Bzzt! Floyd \| Floyd \| "LIGHTNING BOLT!" you call. Floyd \| Floyd \| He flinches away. "Ow! Quit it, Triniti! You almost made me die!" He Floyd \| resumes playing his video game while you snicker. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "plover"
	Floyd \| Magic words are for stupid "LIGHTNING BOLT" nerds. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "he he, yay"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "kiss tim"
	Floyd \| Ugh. How about NO. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Gunther arrives, full of fun and funk.
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x stupid"
	Floyd \| Which do you mean, stupid dead grass, stupid snow, the stupid creek, Floyd \| the stupid rowboat, the stupid oars, Tiny Tim, Tim's stupid handheld Floyd \| video game player thingy, the copy of Doom III, or the fake designer Floyd \| Italian shoes? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	IfMaster arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
	Bert says (to Floyd), "grass"
	Floyd \| Lots of dead grass. Who cares. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "push tim"
	Floyd \| That would be less than courteous. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "haha"
			jojo says, "There's really high production values for this little game."
	Gunther has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.		ChrisC says, "Yeah, it's nice"
			Bert says, "Yeah."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw shoes at tim"
	Floyd \| Good plan. The fake designer Italian shoes soar gracefully through the Floyd \| air after leaving your mittened hand and bounce off Tim's forearm. "Ow! Floyd \| Hey! Knock it off, Triniti!" he whines. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "throw doom at tim"
	Floyd \| Good plan. The copy of Doom III sails majestically through the air Floyd \| after leaving your mittened hand and bounces off Tim's forearm. "Ow! Floyd \| Hey! Quit it, Triniti!" he whines. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "Cool little game"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "dive"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x me"
	Floyd \| You're wearing a long chartreuse sweater, black wool leggings, adorable Floyd \| white fluffy earmuffs, white mittens, and a pair of uggs. You hate how Floyd \| stupidly pale you look in the winter-- if Mom weren't so cruel and Floyd \| hearltess, she'd bring you with her to the spa and let you spend some Floyd \| quality time in a tanning bed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "enter creek"
	Floyd \| It's just the stupid creek. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "swim"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "give game to tim"
	Floyd \| (the copy of Doom III to Tiny Tim) Floyd \| (first taking the copy of Doom III) Floyd \| Sighing, you snatch up the stupid copy of Doom III. Floyd \| Floyd \| Tim can't be trusted with the presents. He's EVIL. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Lionheart says, "heh"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "play DoomIII"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "Oh I didn't read that before"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "play doom"
	Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "open doom"
	Floyd \| That's not something you can open. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ASchultz says (to Floyd), "smash doom iii"
	Floyd \| Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x doom"
	Floyd \| Some stupid video game or some junk. Your stupid older brother wants it Floyd \| for Christmas. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "Was there anymore AMUSING stuff?"
	IfMaster asks, " What do people do here? What's up with the robot?"		Bert says, "I think we did it all."
	trojo says (to Floyd), "x shoes"
	Floyd \| Mom wants these stupid knock-offs for Christmas for some reason, which Floyd \| were NOT in fact designed by Italians. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "tim, wear shoes"
	Floyd \| (Tiny Tim first taking the fake designer Italian shoes) Floyd \| "Get the stupid thing yourself. Can't you see I'm busy?" he says. Floyd \| Floyd \| You growl wordlessly under your breath. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		trojo says, "i think y'all have seen everything"
			jojo asks, "Next game?"
			Tale says, "sure"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "quit"
	Floyd \| Are you sure you want to quit?
	Bert says (to Floyd), "y"
	Floyd \|
	Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"		Tale asks, "where's Jacq gotten to?"
			Jacqueline says, "Here"
			Jacqueline says, "Looking behind the scenes..."
	trojo asks, "IFMaster, are you in the clubFloyd channel?"		Jacqueline asks, "Dash Slapney next?"
			Bert says, "Alright."
			jojo exclaims, "Sounds good!"
			Tale says, "Sure"
	IfMaster says, " Is that If? I swear I've heard those lines before."		Tale asks, "Wasn't there a game with that name in Ectocomp?"
			* Jacqueline has added IfMaster to the channel.
			Bert says, "Oh, wait, we never tried to smell Tim."
	trojo says (to Floyd), "smell tim"
	Floyd says (to trojo), "Floyd doesn't know that trick."		Jacqueline says (to IFMaster,), "since this is your first time, just hang out and watch at first, okay. I'll whisper how things work as we go along."
			ChrisC asks, "he can't be your evil twin and your younger brother, can he?"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load psidashslapney"
	Floyd \| Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Dash Slapney, Patrol Leader Floyd \| An Interactive Fiction by Andrew Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 111230 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd \| 6/12N) Floyd \| Floyd \| Man! You forgot about the Klondike Derby today! Your father banged on Floyd \| the door to get you up. There was a bunch of stuff you meant to study Floyd \| and pick up, but it's all helter-skelter now. Your Senior Patrol Leader Floyd \| also dropped some stuff off, too. Something about learning to get by, Floyd \| and it's not really cheating but memory aides. All the same, if you do Floyd \| too much of it, you'll get caught. He also explains that a leader Floyd \| prepares stuff beforehand and pretty much can just WAIT and bark out Floyd \| orders once it's all set. Floyd \| Floyd \| You just showered, and now you only have a bit of time to grab stuff. Floyd \| Your SPL reckoned that you could win four of seven events in the Floyd \| Klondike Derby and slip by. Any more might be suspicious. Nothing Floyd \| against your leadership skills--just, your patrol's too young, and, Floyd \| well, brains-over-brawn. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Bedroom Floyd \| It's kind of messy here. You probably don't want to look much at your Floyd \| desk or your bed. You probably should just grab what you can and get Floyd \| going before going outside. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see a roll call list, a Klondike Derby Itinerary, a bag of Floyd \| candy wrappers, a pocket trigonometric calculator, a can of Blue River Floyd \| soda (closed), a first aid cheat sheet, a small string of knots, a Floyd \| lashings log, and a techno wheels kit here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says (to Chris), "You're 'Irish twins'."
	IfMaster has had its fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.		trojo says, "he is your irish twin"
			ChrisC says, "I must have missed that"
			ASchultz says, "Ok, I only implemented some suggestions, and I probably took a little over 3 hours. But I hope you all enjoy it."
			ASchultz says, "I'll sit in the background and give help if you need it."
			Jacqueline asks, "What's a Klondike Derby?"
			Tale says, "Yeah, never heard of that."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x desk"
	Floyd \| Nothing fancy to do here--just take stuff and get out. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x bed"
	Floyd \| Nothing fancy to do here--just take stuff and get out. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get all"
	Floyd \| A good scout doesn't bite off more than he can chew. One thing at a Floyd \| time! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take all"
	Floyd \| A good scout doesn't bite off more than he can chew. One thing at a Floyd \| time! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "list"
	Floyd \| Nothing fancy to do here--just take stuff and get out. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x derby"
	Floyd \| You glance over it for a refresher of the tasks you'll be doing. Floyd \| Thankfully there's nothing like building a big ol' pinata a bear can't Floyd \| reach overnight, or having to haul a fellow patrol member around. Floyd \| Floyd \| 1 - trashpicking Floyd \| 2 - Orienteering Floyd \| 3 - Firestarting Floyd \| 4 - First Aid Knowledge Floyd \| 5 - Knot Tying Floyd \| 6 - Rope Lashing Floyd \| 7 - Sledding Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Oh, oops...it's a Scouting event where people try scout skills."
			Jacqueline says, "ah"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get list"
	Floyd \| You don't need it. But you glance over it to remember who's who. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's enough to remember your patrol members: Timmy Tines, the eighth Floyd \| grader in Trigonometry. Ted Banning, the science whiz who doesn't just Floyd \| get good grades but makes gadgets. Mikey Mims, annoying know it all--so Floyd \| annoying, people don't want to seem like they know less than he does. Floyd \| Fatty Potter, well, he's not good for much. He eats a lot, you guess. Floyd \| Floyd \| There's a distinct lack of applied life skills here, but that just Floyd \| makes you plucky underdogs. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "get bag"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "Ah, I wasn't sure if this was a scouting game or a quasi-military organization."
			Jacqueline's job revolves quite a bit around the Klondike gold rush, and she was wondering if they were related.
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x bag"
	Floyd \| It's a mess of second-rate candies partially ashamed of their wrappers. Floyd \| You got rid of the good stuff months ago, and the selection of weird Floyd \| hard candies and root beer barrels wasn't all that bad. Still, it's a Floyd \| mess...but wait, there're a few random ones left. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "get knots"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		maga says, "Fatty Potter and the Order of Fries"
			Tale says, "ha ha"
			ASchultz says, "Sort of. Sometimes scouts get "gold nuggets" rewards for doing well on pop quizzes as they go between stations"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "get cheat sheet"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "huh"
			ASchultz says, "Never made the connection between Fatty and Harry."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x sheet"
	Floyd \| It's got all the points of what to do to rescue people if things go Floyd \| wrong in the wilderness, which you're determined never to get close to Floyd \| once you leave Boy Scouts. It's terribly common-sensical when you're Floyd \| reading it but easy to forget once you're not. Still, you can remember Floyd \| everything for about two hours after, and it's also handily rippable so Floyd \| you can destroy the evidence, so to speak. And even if you don't Floyd \| remember, a gung-ho junior patrol member should be able to--or to Floyd \| embarrass you into remembering it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "get sheet"
	Floyd \| You already have that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "It's more about being able to survive wintertime conditions and adverse situations"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "get log"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| You've got as much as you need, now. Floyd \| Floyd \| You hope what you've got can win enough events. You stumble out to the Floyd \| assistant scoutmaster's van, and after a five-minute drive where Floyd \| everyone's subject to his harangue you heard before, you're dropped off Floyd \| at the pickup area. Your Klondike Derby sled is there and packed--it'll Floyd \| pass inspection. That's more due to your Senior Patrol Leader than you, Floyd \| but what the hey. Floyd \| Floyd \| Registration Area Floyd \| A big BE PREPARED sign hovers in the large three-quarters log cabin Floyd \| where troops must register. It seems like a pretty serious hint to hand Floyd \| out assignments before you get going. There may not be time when you Floyd \| are on the trail. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	JamesPKing back. what are you playing?		maga says, "I think there's a US meme where Yukon/Klondike is sort of the default for a big outdoorsy expedition"
			Jacqueline asks (of ASchultz), "So, are you an Eagle Scout or something?"
			maga says, "as in the Calvin & Hobbes collection Yukon Ho"
			DavidW says, "back"
			ASchultz says, "No. I got to Life Scout."
			jojo says (to James), "A game about scouting."
			ASchultz says, "I guess I sort of miss scouting and didn't realize the good parts--but there were bad parts too"
	JamesPKing thx		Jacqueline exclaims (at DW), "Welcome back. We're playing You Are a Boy Scout!"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Registration Area Floyd \| There's not much to do here except register, if that big REGISTER sign Floyd \| next to the BE PREPARED sign means anything. Well, you could wait Floyd \| around until a scoutmaster horse collars you and makes you register. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see Ted Banning, Fatty Potter, Mikey Mims, and Timmy Tines Floyd \| here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x ted"
	Floyd \| Surly, with a touch of acne...he's rather skinny but the puffy coat Floyd \| he's wearing hides that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		JamesPKing says, "it's the place uncle scrooge goes mining gold, too. klondike, i mean"
			Jacqueline says (to JPK), "Yes."
			jojo asks (of ASchultz), "So this is about the gritty underbelly of scouting?"
			maga says (to Jacq), "now I'm flashing back to Jeremy's story with the Thor-worshipping knife enthusiast"
			ASchultz says, "Warning here that you can get the game in an unwinnable state, but once you figure what to do, hopefully it'll all fall in place"
			Tale asks, "So, wee need to hand out assignments to the other boys?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a lashings log Floyd \| a first aid cheat sheet Floyd \| a small string of knots Floyd \| a bag of candy wrappers Floyd \| a warm coat (being worn) Floyd \| your scout uniform (being worn) Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says (to tale), "Looks like it"
			ASchultz says, "There's some gritty underbelly but nothing R rated I think"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "give log to ted"
	Floyd \| "Whoah. That's something I've always been a little confused about." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		maga says (to ASchultz), "then I'm guessing that 'lashings log' is not what I think it is"
			Tale says, "I... I'm a bit confused. Not sure how to proceed here."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give wrappers to potter"
	Floyd \| "Whoah! Candy! Sucky candy but I could eat about anything right now." Floyd \| He can, and he does, before thoughtlessly tossing the mass of plastic Floyd \| on the ground. "Say! I got an idea! I--I didn't mean to do this, but Floyd \| it's litter now." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC says, "Do we want to give the wrappers to... yup"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "potter, pick up wrappers"
	Floyd \| There is no reply. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x log"
	Floyd \| It's a log, foot long and three inches thick, with the various lashings Floyd \| on it. They look simpler than knots, but the effort in cinching them Floyd \| makes you lose your stream of thought. Might get the lashings confused Floyd \| with the knots, though. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give log to timmy"
	Floyd \| "Whoah. That's something I've always been a little confused about." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give log to mims"
	Floyd \| He looks at it, nods, and finds about ten different ways to say "of Floyd \| course," none particularly pleasant. Then he finds ten different ways Floyd \| to show everyone why things should work--he divides up the tasks, a Floyd \| couple hitches per person, and you're surprised how quick it all is. Floyd \| You think you delegated effectively. Mikey slips the log inside his Floyd \| coat (weird pockets there) so nobody accuses anyone of cheating. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Registration Area Floyd \| There's not much to do here except register, if that big REGISTER sign Floyd \| next to the BE PREPARED sign means anything. Well, you could wait Floyd \| around until a scoutmaster horse collars you and makes you register. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see Ted Banning, Fatty Potter, Mikey Mims, and Timmy Tines Floyd \| here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a first aid cheat sheet Floyd \| a small string of knots Floyd \| a warm coat (being worn) Floyd \| your scout uniform (being worn) Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Ouch maga--yeah, there's a potential double meaning I didn't catch"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give knots to ted"
	Floyd \| Ted Banning doesn't seem interested. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "sing"
	Floyd \| Your singing is abominable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give knots to timmy"
	Floyd \| Timmy Tines doesn't seem interested. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "give cheat sheet to ted"
	Floyd \| Ted Banning studies the cheat sheet and starts convincing the rest of Floyd \| your patrol that you'd have to be dumb not to figure this out quickly. Floyd \| He's surprisingly persuasive, and motivated by not wanting to get left Floyd \| behind, you go along too. You've been shown it all before, and you're Floyd \| not liable to forget it, and you think you can remember to be decisive Floyd \| and all that. Ted disposes of the cheat sheet--won't do to get caught Floyd \| with it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "doff uniform"
	Floyd \| You'll have to wear it til the Klondike Derby ends. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give uniform to timmy"
	Floyd \| (first taking your scout uniform off) Floyd \| You'll have to wear it til the Klondike Derby ends. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a small string of knots Floyd \| a warm coat (being worn) Floyd \| your scout uniform (being worn) Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give coat to timmy"
	Floyd \| (first taking the warm coat off) Floyd \| You shoulda put in on just before leaving, yeah, but you didn't. Enough Floyd \| time wasted already. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x timmy"
	Floyd \| He only failed to skip a grade because he was born at the tail-end of Floyd \| acceptance to kindergarten, so he's the shortest kid here. You wonder Floyd \| what he's doing in scouts, or why. You remember an argument he had with Floyd \| his mother about getting Eagle Scout the summer before college. He's Floyd \| wearing a wool hat with a "MATH" patch shaped like the "LOVE" Floyd \| sculpture. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Oops, thought I got rid of the default giving messages."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give string to timmy"
	Floyd \| Timmy Tines doesn't seem interested. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "And another oops about taking the coat off."
			Bert says, "It seems like there should be something for Timmy."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give knots to potter"
	Floyd \| Fatty Potter doesn't seem interested. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "x knots"
	Floyd \| They're all the knots you need to know, and sensibly organized, too. Floyd \| But it's still quite possible to mess them up without a refresher. Floyd \| Knots are weird. There're only so many ways rope can go over itself and Floyd \| back, so you should be able to remember them, but there're even more Floyd \| granny knots. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	DavidW says (to Floyd), "give plastic to timmy"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "give knots to everyone"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "sit"
	Floyd \| What do you want to sit on? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x me"
	Floyd \| You're wearing your scout uniform and a warm coat over that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
	Floyd \| There's no magic in Scouting, Dash. If you wanted to fear the cold, Floyd \| stay indoors and play a computer game, you made the wrong choice. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert asks, "Oops. Should we quit this game and try another?"
			ASchultz says, "Hm, that's a problem...tried to give a generic error message and made it too generic."
			ASchultz says, "It's still winnable"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a small string of knots Floyd \| a warm coat (being worn) Floyd \| your scout uniform (being worn) Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Registration Area Floyd \| There's not much to do here except register, if that big REGISTER sign Floyd \| next to the BE PREPARED sign means anything. Well, you could wait Floyd \| around until a scoutmaster horse collars you and makes you register. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see Ted Banning, Fatty Potter, Mikey Mims, and Timmy Tines Floyd \| here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says (to ASchultz), "I was referring to the XYZZY response."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "register"
	Floyd \| "Inspection time!" Floyd \| The scout leader inspects your sled and gives it the thumbs-up. He Floyd \| explains that you will be competing against the Beastie Boys, WWF, Floyd \| Camel and Ninja Turtles patrols. You won't know what order your events Floyd \| are in 'til you get there. A scout needs to be prepared for this sort Floyd \| of thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| Litterbug Meadow Floyd \| This meadow lives up to its name. You were assigned this at random, Floyd \| while other patrols got Trash Trail, Cluttered Creek and Junk Gully. Floyd \| Hope you can pick up trash. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "Oops, maybe too early"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "get trash"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC asks, "what?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "sit"
	Floyd \| What do you want to sit on? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "ground"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| Your patrol starts combing through Litterbug Meadow. You don't dump the Floyd \| candy wrappers in your trash sack all at once, of course. In fact, you Floyd \| have Fatty split them up so everyone gets some candy wrappers. It's Floyd \| enough to put you over the top. Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Fungal Forest Floyd \| A lot of trees block your way here, but apparently you should be able Floyd \| to slip through them to find the landmarks you need to. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "He means, that we shoulda kept the sweets for now."
			Tale says, "we didn't give timmy somehting"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "score"
	Floyd \| \|TRAS\|TOTAL Floyd \| Beastie Boys \| 40 \|40 Floyd \| Camels \| 30 \|30 Floyd \| Ninja Turtles \| 20 \|20 Floyd \| WWF \| 10 \|10 Floyd \| Smurfs \| 50 \|50 Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert says, "I guess the sweets worked out OK."
			Bert says (to Tale), "He wouldn't take anything we had."
			jojo says, "I like the score breakdown."
	djfletch says (to Floyd), "x list"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "Okay"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| You get the feeling that with someone like Timmy, you should've done Floyd \| better than you did, but you left the calculator at home. But you wind Floyd \| up wandering, and with a wobbly compass "guided" by some metal bits you Floyd \| all forgot you had, you never really had a chance. Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Knot Nook Floyd \| In this small cabin, you see a poster with a bunch of names of knots, Floyd \| presumably ones you need to tie. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		trojo says, "i see... we are cheating at a scout competition"
			Bert says, "Apparently."
			ASchultz says, "Thanks. It was the main thing I wanted to try. But looks like there's other stuff I could tune up."
			trojo says, "always prepared hehe"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| There should be a lose message here, but there isn't. Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Strawy Field Floyd \| Bleah. There's been no snow, so there're still smashed stalks of straw Floyd \| that didn't get cleared for the summer harvest. But actually, that Floyd \| might be a break--you'd have stood no chance if it was about pushing Floyd \| your sled. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Ouch, again."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "score"
	Floyd \| \|TRAS\|ORIEN\|KNOT\|TOTAL Floyd \| Beastie Boys \| 40 \| 50 \| 40 \|130 Floyd \| Camels \| 30 \| 20 \| 50 \|100 Floyd \| Ninja Turtles \| 20 \| 30 \| 20 \|70 Floyd \| WWF \| 10 \| 40 \| 30 \|80 Floyd \| Smurfs \| 50 \| 10 \| 10 \|70 Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ChrisC asks, "the lose message shouldn't be there after all?"
			jojo says, "I hope we're the beastie boys."
			ASchultz says, "Yes, I wanted to have a lose and win message for each competition"
			trojo says, "we are the smurfs"
			Tale asks, "So, we just z and then try again?"
			jojo looks despondentally at the scoring.
			ASchultz says, "I should've had a way to remember what is said initially. It's important."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| You're not sure what Ted did with the wheels, and you're not sure if Floyd \| it's legal for the competition or in general. But ot works. The wheels Floyd \| seem to cut through the solid ground, and the sled darned near to Floyd \| hydroplanes to victory. The big kids can't believe it! Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Ramshackle Fire Pit Floyd \| This is a small clearing with a circle of rocks where your nascent fire Floyd \| will, hopefully, go. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Paulinus says, "This seems depressingly realistic"
			JamesPKing says, "i understand if i had a game running in this speedIF i would be shakin in fear. how can one POLISH a game in 2 hrs? i left big bugs in a game i worked on for months..."
	trojo says (to Floyd), "score"
	Floyd \| \|TRAS\|ORIEN\|KNOT\|SLED\|TOTAL Floyd \| Beastie Boys \| 40 \| 50 \| 40 \| 30 \|160 Floyd \| Camels \| 30 \| 20 \| 50 \| 40 \|140 Floyd \| Ninja Turtles \| 20 \| 30 \| 20 \| 20 \|90 Floyd \| WWF \| 10 \| 40 \| 30 \| 50 \|130 Floyd \| Smurfs \| 50 \| 10 \| 10 \| 10 \|80 Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Well, bugs are forgiven in Speed IF particularly because of that."
			Jacqueline says, "So the pressure is off."
			maga says (to JamesPKing), "speedIF is not expected to be polished"
			maga says, "or even any good, really"
			jojo says, "We should put laxatives in the Beastie Boys hot cocoa"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a small string of knots Floyd \| a warm coat (being worn) Floyd \| your scout uniform (being worn) Floyd \| Floyd \| >		trojo says, "hmm, i thought we had won the sledding"
			ChrisC says (to JPK), "that's part of the idea, brush up on your quick implementation and try to get over fear of bugs etc"
			ASchultz says, "Yeah, that is a bug too. I thought I tested it, honest"
			maga says, "if you make something cool, that's nice, but if you make something crap, no shame"
			ASchultz exclaims, "I had test commands too and everything!"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| You do okay, you suppose, or you would've if you'd been allowed to use Floyd \| more than five matches. You have decent enough kindling, but despite Floyd \| blowing, all you can say is that it worked in theory. Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Deceptive Ditch Floyd \| This is a small gully with various dummies and staged accidents. A Floyd \| scoutmaster is watching and taking notes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "I love the concept here of scout cheating in a scored competition."
	jojo says (to Floyd), "x dummies"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| Ted had enough time to study and yell what to do. He whispers some Floyd \| stuff to you so it looks like you're delegating and listening equally Floyd \| well. Everything goes off without a hitch. Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Rope Bridge That Always Scared You Floyd \| This is a small clearing with a rope bridge that is pretty scary Floyd \| despite not being over a cavern. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says (to aschultz), "No sweat. This has the embarassement of public beta-testing."
	trojo says (to Floyd), "score"
	Floyd \| \|TRAS\|ORIEN\|KNOT\|SLED\|FIRE\|1AID\|TOTAL Floyd \| Beastie Boys \| 40 \| 50 \| 40 \| 30 \| 20 \| 30 \|210 Floyd \| Camels \| 30 \| 20 \| 50 \| 40 \| 30 \| 10 \|180 Floyd \| Ninja Turtles \| 20 \| 30 \| 20 \| 20 \| 50 \| 40 \|180 Floyd \| WWF \| 10 \| 40 \| 30 \| 50 \| 40 \| 20 \|190 Floyd \| Smurfs \| 50 \| 10 \| 10 \| 10 \| 10 \| 50 \|140 Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says (to Tale), "Thanks. I'm having fun, even with all that's being exposed."
			Jacqueline says, "heh"
			Tale says, "It's a cool little game"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| There should be a win message here, but there isn't. Floyd \| Floyd \| You've made it to the end of the Klondike Derby and won 3 events! Floyd \| Floyd \| Sadly, it wasn't enough to avoid the shame of being dead last. A close Floyd \| dead last, but dead last nonetheless. It's the sort of excuse you Floyd \| wanted, to get around to quitting scouting without guilt, but on the Floyd \| other hand, you sort of want redemption. Floyd \| Floyd \| \|TRAS\|ORIEN\|KNOT\|SLED\|FIRE\|1AID\|LASH\|TOTAL Floyd \| Beastie Boys \| 40 \| 50 \| 40 \| 30 \| 20 \| 30 \| 10 \|220 Floyd \| Camels \| 30 \| 20 \| 50 \| 40 \| 30 \| 10 \| 20 \|200 Floyd \| Ninja Turtles \| 20 \| 30 \| 20 \| 20 \| 50 \| 40 \| 30 \|210 Floyd \| WWF \| 10 \| 40 \| 30 \| 50 \| 40 \| 20 \| 40 \|230 Floyd \| Smurfs \| 50 \| 10 \| 10 \| 10 \| 10 \| 50 \| 50 \|190 Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * The End * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the last Floyd \| command? Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "There there. It's always a bit difficult, I think, wathcing people play your game while you watch."
			ChrisC says, "yeah my favorite part of clubfloyd is watching other people play my game"
			JamesPKing says, "understood. anyway, i had a game in this speedIF, after Andrew being betatested i would feel better anyway :P"
			TheXenographer says, "Yeah, I've never had ClubFloyd play one of my games before, and I'm a little nervous about it"
			ASchultz says, "It was nice to see, yes."
			djfletch says, "damn we were nearly not last"
			Jacqueline says (to ChrisC), "Yeah? Cool."
			ASchultz says, "Reading the transcripts, people seemed quite forgiving, whihc made me much more willing"
			jojo says, "I recently looked over the club floyd playthrough of my old Chinese Room game. Shame at lack of synonyms was immense."
			Tale says, "I like the instant commentary you get on stuff that does and doesn't work"
			ChrisC exclaims, "Jacq Yup. And this time there weren't any showstopping bugs crashing the whole interpreter!"
			jojo exclaims, "It's been good so far!"
			Tale asks (of aschultz), "Should we try again and win? Or do you think there's a bug preventing that?"
			Jacqueline says (to ChrisC), "Heh"
			JamesPKing says, "well ofc noone can be blamed in IF but... i'd still have shivers. 'ouch what if i forgot that door? what if i forgot that pther thing?'"
			JamesPKing says, "part of the fun, i think"
			JamesPKing says, "blamed in speedif i mean"
			ASchultz says, "Sorry, afk a bit"
			ASchultz says, "I tested 2 wins"
			ASchultz says, "I also believe that you can win no matter what items you take along"
			JamesPKing asks, "anyway: what team were we playin on?"
			jojo says, "The losing team."
			ASchultz says, "If you'd like some small hints let me know. It was intended to be quick."
			jojo sobs uncontrollably.
			JamesPKing asks, "the camels?"
			Tale asks, "So, do we restart?"
			trojo says, "it was the smurfs... at one point it listed who we were up against"
			Jacqueline says (to jojo), "Thanks for putting it so diplomatically. ;)"
			JamesPKing says, "so you peeps managed to lose while cheating? :D"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "score"
	Floyd \| Please give one of the answers above. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the last Floyd \| command? Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "The smurfs"
			djfletch says, "the other teams cheated better, obviously."
			Jacqueline asks, "Want to try again?"
			ASchultz says, "Well, I forgot to add the understory that others did too"
			ASchultz says, "Got it, djfletch :)"
			jojo says, "I can see where the gritty underbelly is coming in."
			jojo exclaims, "Does such blatant cheating really occur?!"
			Jacqueline says, "Surely not."
			ASchultz says, "You'd be surprised...unfortunately, it can be contagious"
			trojo says, "the BSA would probably say not"
			jojo says, "Like a benign mushroom."
			Jacqueline asks, "So... another go or the next game?"
			TheXenographer says, "tsk, tsk.... if they were Girl Scouts, they'd be in violation of the Girl Scout Pledge"
			Tale asks, "So, shall we try again?"
			TheXenographer says, "I don't know if Boy Scouts have a similar thing, but"
			Jacqueline says, "Sure"
	Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "restart"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Dash Slapney, Patrol Leader Floyd \| An Interactive Fiction by Andrew Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 111230 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd \| 6/12N) Floyd \| Floyd \| Man! You forgot about the Klondike Derby today! Your father banged on Floyd \| the door to get you up. There was a bunch of stuff you meant to study Floyd \| and pick up, but it's all helter-skelter now. Your Senior Patrol Leader Floyd \| also dropped some stuff off, too. Something about learning to get by, Floyd \| and it's not really cheating but memory aides. All the same, if you do Floyd \| too much of it, you'll get caught. He also explains that a leader Floyd \| prepares stuff beforehand and pretty much can just WAIT and bark out Floyd \| orders once it's all set. Floyd \| Floyd \| You just showered, and now you only have a bit of time to grab stuff. Floyd \| Your SPL reckoned that you could win four of seven events in the Floyd \| Klondike Derby and slip by. Any more might be suspicious. Nothing Floyd \| against your leadership skills--just, your patrol's too young, and, Floyd \| well, brains-over-brawn. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Bedroom Floyd \| It's kind of messy here. You probably don't want to look much at your Floyd \| desk or your bed. You probably should just grab what you can and get Floyd \| going before going outside. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see a roll call list, a Klondike Derby Itinerary, a bag of Floyd \| candy wrappers, a pocket trigonometric calculator, a can of Blue River Floyd \| soda (closed), a first aid cheat sheet, a small string of knots, a Floyd \| lashings log, and a techno wheels kit here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Boy Scouts have the Scout Oath and Scout Law"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "get wheels"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	ChrisC says (to Floyd), "x soda"
	Floyd \| It advertises the cleanliness of Blue River, wherever that is, in a Floyd \| blue raspberry-flavored concoction which can't be natural. You bought a Floyd \| six-pack a month ago, at a huge discount. You couldn't stomach this Floyd \| last one, but it's still shiny and polished. You look at the bottom of Floyd \| the can for an expiration date, and somehow, a reflection of the Floyd \| sunlight from the window hits you in the eyes. At least it wasn't Floyd \| concentrated in one place. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "x wheels"
	Floyd \| You got this for Christmas last year from your grandparents but never Floyd \| used it. It has a bunch of parts you don't understand how they fit Floyd \| together, and you suspect you never will. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		TheXenographer asks (of ASchultz), "does any of that have a bit about not cheating?"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "get wrappers"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get calculator"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "get cheat sheet"
	Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| You've got as much as you need, now. Floyd \| Floyd \| You hope what you've got can win enough events. You stumble out to the Floyd \| assistant scoutmaster's van, and after a five-minute drive where Floyd \| everyone's subject to his harangue you heard before, you're dropped off Floyd \| at the pickup area. Your Klondike Derby sled is there and packed--it'll Floyd \| pass inspection. That's more due to your Senior Patrol Leader than you, Floyd \| but what the hey. Floyd \| Floyd \| Registration Area Floyd \| A big BE PREPARED sign hovers in the large three-quarters log cabin Floyd \| where troops must register. It seems like a pretty serious hint to hand Floyd \| out assignments before you get going. There may not be time when you Floyd \| are on the trail. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "a scout is trustworthy loyal helpful friendly courteous kind obedient cheerful thrifty brave clean and reverent"
			trojo asks, "was the log useful?"
			Tale says, "can we give items during the competiton? we could save after every win"
			ASchultz says, "It should've been, yes"
			djfletch says, "oh, that soda message is a clue, you must be able to light a fire with it"
			ASchultz says, "You can, but you can't be obvious about it"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "get log"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	IfMaster arrives, full of fun and funk.		Tale asks, "How can we win if we don't have the right item?"
			jojo asks, "so, shall we register and give things in-game?"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a first aid cheat sheet Floyd \| a pocket trigonometric calculator Floyd \| a bag of candy wrappers Floyd \| a techno wheels kit Floyd \| a warm coat (being worn) Floyd \| your scout uniform (being worn) Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "You always have enough items to win"
			jojo says, "I wonder where we went wrong last time."
			ChrisC says (to jojo), "I think there was a bug that recorder one of our wins as a loss"
	IfMaster says, " What on earth are you guys doing here."		trojo says, "we couldn't give away the string and the sled was bugged"
			DavidW says, "Someone had been deal with IfMaster soon."
	trojo says, "Floyd is a chatbot that plays IF games"		Jacqueline says, "I've been trying in whispers."
			Jacqueline says, "Trying again."
			Jacqueline says, "You guys ignore him, I'll deal. Just play."
			ASchultz says, "However it's possible if you don't use them right ... they work wrong"
			ASchultz exclaims, "Also, I switched the winning and losing sledding messages. Aigh!"
			ASchultz says, "I focused too much on the scoring part of the code."
			jojo asks, "so should we just play and give items as needs call for it?"
			Tale says (to jojo), "Could call! And we should save."
			trojo asks, "can we give items after registering?"
			ASchultz says, "Yes"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| "Inspection time!" Floyd \| "No food or drink on the trail, scouts. Especially junk food." The Floyd \| adult leader checking you in takes your candy! Floyd \| The scout leader inspects your sled and gives it the thumbs-up. He Floyd \| explains that you will be competing against the Beastie Boys, WWF, Floyd \| Camel and Ninja Turtles patrols. You won't know what order your events Floyd \| are in 'til you get there. A scout needs to be prepared for this sort Floyd \| of thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| Strawy Field Floyd \| Bleah. There's been no snow, so there're still smashed stalks of straw Floyd \| that didn't get cleared for the summer harvest. But actually, that Floyd \| might be a break--you'd have stood no chance if it was about pushing Floyd \| your sled. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		trojo says, "oops we lost the wrappers"
			jojo exclaims, "Oh no! He took our candy!"
			ChrisC asks, "undo?"
			jojo asks, "undo and give them to fatty?"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "undo"
	Floyd \| Registration Area Floyd \| [Previous turn undone.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "give wrappers to potter"
	Floyd \| "Whoah! Candy! Sucky candy but I could eat about anything right now." Floyd \| He can, and he does, before thoughtlessly tossing the mass of plastic Floyd \| on the ground. "Say! I got an idea! I--I didn't mean to do this, but
	jojo says (to Floyd), "give candy to fatty"
	Floyd \| it's litter now." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	IfMaster asks, " What rules?"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "I hope that doesn't overemphasize 'be prepared'"
	IfMaster asks, " What rules?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "get litter"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| "Inspection time!" Floyd \| The scout leader inspects your sled and gives it the thumbs-up. He Floyd \| explains that you will be competing against the Beastie Boys, WWF, Floyd \| Camel and Ninja Turtles patrols. You won't know what order your events Floyd \| are in 'til you get there. A scout needs to be prepared for this sort Floyd \| of thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| Fungal Forest Floyd \| A lot of trees block your way here, but apparently you should be able Floyd \| to slip through them to find the landmarks you need to. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a first aid cheat sheet Floyd \| a pocket trigonometric calculator Floyd \| a techno wheels kit Floyd \| a warm coat (being worn) Floyd \| your scout uniform (being worn) Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "cf2"
	Floyd \| Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		trojo asks, "need calculator?"
			jojo asks, "give it to the smart kid?"
			ASchultz says, "If you guys don't win, I can show you a quick way through. I don't want to get in the way of the next game."
			Tale says, "yep. give it to the smart kid"
			ASchultz says, "You've got the basic idea."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Fungal Forest Floyd \| A lot of trees block your way here, but apparently you should be able Floyd \| to slip through them to find the landmarks you need to. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see Fatty Potter, Ted Banning, Timmy Tines, and Mikey Mims Floyd \| here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x timmy"
	Floyd \| He only failed to skip a grade because he was born at the tail-end of Floyd \| acceptance to kindergarten, so he's the shortest kid here. You wonder Floyd \| what he's doing in scouts, or why. You remember an argument he had with		jojo says, "x ted"
	Floyd \| his mother about getting Eagle Scout the summer before college. He's Floyd \| wearing a wool hat with a "MATH" patch shaped like the "LOVE" Floyd \| sculpture. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "give calculator to timmy"
	Floyd \| "Hey! Yeah! That's a lot easier than using a fiddly old compass and Floyd \| whatnot!" Timmy snatches the calculator and begins to tap away, given Floyd \| the instructions and rotations and so forth. He coordinates it to the Floyd \| map and it's pretty clear about where you'll wind up, where you're Floyd \| going, and so forth. Timmy obviously needs to keep the calculator so Floyd \| there's no way you can lose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| Timmy's worked it all out. You know where to go, and when you're off a Floyd \| bit, the landmarks that the organizers laid out are pretty clear. It's Floyd \| a snap. Full points for the Smurf patrol! Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Deceptive Ditch Floyd \| This is a small gully with various dummies and staged accidents. A Floyd \| scoutmaster is watching and taking notes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "score"
	Floyd \| \|ORIEN\|TOTAL Floyd \| Beastie Boys \| 30 \|30 Floyd \| Camels \| 10 \|10 Floyd \| Ninja Turtles \| 40 \|40 Floyd \| WWF \| 20 \|20 Floyd \| Smurfs \| 50 \|50 Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "; now understand the value of cheating."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a first aid cheat sheet Floyd \| a techno wheels kit Floyd \| a warm coat (being worn) Floyd \| your scout uniform (being worn) Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo now understand the value of cheating.
	Tale says (to Floyd), "read sheet"
	Floyd \| It's got all the points of what to do to rescue people if things go Floyd \| wrong in the wilderness, which you're determined never to get close to Floyd \| once you leave Boy Scouts. It's terribly common-sensical when you're Floyd \| reading it but easy to forget once you're not. Still, you can remember Floyd \| everything for about two hours after, and it's also handily rippable so Floyd \| you can destroy the evidence, so to speak. And even if you don't Floyd \| remember, a gung-ho junior patrol member should be able to--or to Floyd \| embarrass you into remembering it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "Rip the sheet?"
			trojo says, "giving the sheet worked last time"
			jojo says, "give the sheet to the gung ho scout"
			trojo says, "i think"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "l"
	Floyd \| Deceptive Ditch Floyd \| This is a small gully with various dummies and staged accidents. A Floyd \| scoutmaster is watching and taking notes. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see Fatty Potter, Ted Banning, Timmy Tines, and Mikey Mims Floyd \| here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x ted"
	Floyd \| Surly, with a touch of acne...he's rather skinny but the puffy coat Floyd \| he's wearing hides that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "x mikey"
	Floyd \| He's got a sly leer behind these glasses, but it's more looking for Floyd \| prey to outsmart than to molest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "x tines"
	Floyd \| He only failed to skip a grade because he was born at the tail-end of Floyd \| acceptance to kindergarten, so he's the shortest kid here. You wonder Floyd \| what he's doing in scouts, or why. You remember an argument he had with Floyd \| his mother about getting Eagle Scout the summer before college. He's Floyd \| wearing a wool hat with a "MATH" patch shaped like the "LOVE" Floyd \| sculpture. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert asks, "We had something saying which scout was which... did we lose that?"
			jojo asks, "give to mikey?"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "cf3"
	Floyd \| Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "give sheet to mikey"
	Floyd \| Nah, that's too practical for him. He'd take too long to learn it, and Floyd \| he couldn't share it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Good point, Bert. I should've put more in the descriptions"
			ChrisC says (to bert), "I think we couldn't take it from the starting room because we have a carrying limit"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "give sheet to ted"
	Floyd \| That'd be like pulling out a cheat sheet during a test. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Timmy = math Mikey = weird facts Ted = science Fatty = food"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "drop sheet"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x ted"
	Floyd \| Surly, with a touch of acne...he's rather skinny but the puffy coat Floyd \| he's wearing hides that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "rip shtee"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		djfletch says, "hmm maybe we're too late to use it now"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "put sheet in coat"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "rip sheet"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale says, "let's hope reading it was enough"
			ASchultz says, "Ouch. I think it's getting off the rails here."
	Tale says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| Well, you get credit for trying, but unfortunately, that's only about Floyd \| ten percent. Every fifty-fifty choice you make seems to go against you, Floyd \| and of course it makes sense when it's explained--too late for you to Floyd \| do anything. Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Rope Bridge That Always Scared You Floyd \| This is a small clearing with a rope bridge that is pretty scary Floyd \| despite not being over a cavern. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "Was there a way we coulda won that last one."
			Tale says, "doh, should've given the sheet right at the start,too"
			ASchultz says, "Yes. You need to read the hint sheet before getting there"
			trojo says, "giving the sheet before registration"
	IfMaster says, " Seriously, what are the rules"		ASchultz says, "I meant to have the scout leader yelling at you for pulling the sheet out then and there"
			ASchultz says, "Unfortunately, it didn't get implemented."
			jojo asks, "Gotcha. Do we have to win every event to win?"
			ASchultz says, "Well, you only need to win 4, and you can take 4 items"
			Tale says, "we can only cheat at three or so."
	djfletch says (to Floyd), "x bridge"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "I put it in the intro, but I should've made it clearer"
			Tale says, "So, it's restarting time..."
			ASchultz says, "Blah, lots of unimplemented stuff here, sorry guys"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "restart"
	Floyd \| Are you sure you want to restart?		jojo says, "It goes with the territory."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "y"
	Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Dash Slapney, Patrol Leader Floyd \| An Interactive Fiction by Andrew Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 111230 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd \| 6/12N) Floyd \| Floyd \| Man! You forgot about the Klondike Derby today! Your father banged on Floyd \| the door to get you up. There was a bunch of stuff you meant to study Floyd \| and pick up, but it's all helter-skelter now. Your Senior Patrol Leader Floyd \| also dropped some stuff off, too. Something about learning to get by, Floyd \| and it's not really cheating but memory aides. All the same, if you do Floyd \| too much of it, you'll get caught. He also explains that a leader Floyd \| prepares stuff beforehand and pretty much can just WAIT and bark out Floyd \| orders once it's all set. Floyd \| Floyd \| You just showered, and now you only have a bit of time to grab stuff. Floyd \| Your SPL reckoned that you could win four of seven events in the Floyd \| Klondike Derby and slip by. Any more might be suspicious. Nothing Floyd \| against your leadership skills--just, your patrol's too young, and, Floyd \| well, brains-over-brawn. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Bedroom Floyd \| It's kind of messy here. You probably don't want to look much at your Floyd \| desk or your bed. You probably should just grab what you can and get Floyd \| going before going outside. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see a roll call list, a Klondike Derby Itinerary, a bag of Floyd \| candy wrappers, a pocket trigonometric calculator, a can of Blue River Floyd \| soda (closed), a first aid cheat sheet, a small string of knots, a Floyd \| lashings log, and a techno wheels kit here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		trojo says, "leave the wheels since that event is bugged"
			Tale asks, "Maybe someone should drive?"
			jojo says, "So, first aid sheet and calculator"
			Bert says, "Let's grab the soda, since it seems clear how to use that."
			Tale says, "And the can and the wrappers"
			trojo says, "say and wrappers"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "get aid sheet and calculator and can and wrappers"
	Floyd \| first aid cheat sheet: Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| pocket trigonometric calculator: Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| can of Blue River soda: Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| bag of candy wrappers: Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| You've got as much as you need, now. Floyd \| Floyd \| You hope what you've got can win enough events. You stumble out to the Floyd \| assistant scoutmaster's van, and after a five-minute drive where Floyd \| everyone's subject to his harangue you heard before, you're dropped off Floyd \| at the pickup area. Your Klondike Derby sled is there and packed--it'll Floyd \| pass inspection. That's more due to your Senior Patrol Leader than you, Floyd \| but what the hey. Floyd \| Floyd \| Registration Area Floyd \| A big BE PREPARED sign hovers in the large three-quarters log cabin Floyd \| where troops must register. It seems like a pretty serious hint to hand Floyd \| out assignments before you get going. There may not be time when you Floyd \| are on the trail. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Soda's the trickiest puzzle so to speak."
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give wrappers to potter"
	Floyd \| "Whoah! Candy! Sucky candy but I could eat about anything right now." Floyd \| He can, and he does, before thoughtlessly tossing the mass of plastic Floyd \| on the ground. "Say! I got an idea! I--I didn't mean to do this, but Floyd \| it's litter now." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "open can"
	Floyd \| Nah, it's too nasty. The rest of the six-pack was enough. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "give sheet to ted"
	Floyd \| Ted Banning studies the cheat sheet and starts convincing the rest of Floyd \| your patrol that you'd have to be dumb not to figure this out quickly. Floyd \| He's surprisingly persuasive, and motivated by not wanting to get left Floyd \| behind, you go along too. You've been shown it all before, and you're Floyd \| not liable to forget it, and you think you can remember to be decisive Floyd \| and all that. Ted disposes of the cheat sheet--won't do to get caught Floyd \| with it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give calculator to mims"
	Floyd \| "I'm not the Math Guy. Timmy is. Duh." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "cf4"
	Floyd \| Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give calculator to timmy"
	Floyd \| "I know, I know, I'm a math guy. What's that got to do with what we're Floyd \| doing NOW?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "FWIW, this is our last game for today, so fiddle with it as much as you guys want."
			Jacqueline says, "We're halfway through the entries, so."
	trojo says (to Floyd), "break can"
	Floyd \| Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo says, "Okeydoke"
			jojo says, "give the can to the fourth scout"
	trojo says (to Floyd), "give can to potter"
	Floyd \| "Oh, man! Haven't had one of these for a while." He guzzles it down and Floyd \| wipes his mouth. Then he hands you back the empty can. Well, at least Floyd \| it won't get confiscated as outside food, now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "Was that what we wanted to happen?"
			ASchultz says, "So far, yes"
			trojo says, "potter is a human garbage disposal"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give can to mims"
	Floyd \| "No way, Dash! That's disgusting. Even Fatty might not drink it." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	trojo says (to Floyd), "x can"
	Floyd \| It advertises the cleanliness of Blue River, wherever that is, in a Floyd \| blue raspberry-flavored concoction which can't be natural. You bought a Floyd \| six-pack a month ago, at a huge discount. You couldn't stomach this Floyd \| last one, but it's still shiny and polished. You look at the bottom of Floyd \| the can for an expiration date, and somehow, a reflection of the Floyd \| sunlight from the window hits you in the eyes. At least it wasn't Floyd \| concentrated in one place. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give can to ted"
	Floyd \| "No way, Dash! That's disgusting. Even Fatty might not drink it." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "x can"
	Floyd \| It advertises the cleanliness of Blue River, wherever that is, in a Floyd \| blue raspberry-flavored concoction which can't be natural. You bought a Floyd \| six-pack a month ago, at a huge discount. You couldn't stomach this Floyd \| last one, but it's still shiny and polished. You half-heartedly try to Floyd \| shine the can in your eyes again, but there's probably some weird Floyd \| mathematical formula behind it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "keep the can until the fire scene?"
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give can to timmy"
	Floyd \| "No way, Dash! That's disgu..." ... Timmy takes a closer look at it and Floyd \| realizes it might be handy for focusing light at the vertex of the Floyd \| parabola. The can's his now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "who was the scienc-y guy?"
			ASchultz says, "oops, "from the window" should not be in there if you're outside."
			jojo says, "Done."
			trojo says, "yay"
			jojo says, "f i"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
	Tale says (to Floyd), "cf5"
	Floyd \| Enter saved game to store: Ok. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "i"
	Floyd \| You are carrying: Floyd \| a pocket trigonometric calculator Floyd \| a warm coat (being worn) Floyd \| your scout uniform (being worn) Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| "Inspection time!" Floyd \| The scout leader inspects your sled and gives it the thumbs-up. He Floyd \| explains that you will be competing against the Beastie Boys, WWF, Floyd \| Camel and Ninja Turtles patrols. You won't know what order your events Floyd \| are in 'til you get there. A scout needs to be prepared for this sort Floyd \| of thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| Deceptive Ditch Floyd \| This is a small gully with various dummies and staged accidents. A Floyd \| scoutmaster is watching and taking notes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| Ted had enough time to study and yell what to do. He whispers some Floyd \| stuff to you so it looks like you're delegating and listening equally Floyd \| well. Everything goes off without a hitch. Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Strawy Field Floyd \| Bleah. There's been no snow, so there're still smashed stalks of straw Floyd \| that didn't get cleared for the summer harvest. But actually, that Floyd \| might be a break--you'd have stood no chance if it was about pushing Floyd \| your sled. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Bert asks, "Do we just Z until the fire scene?"
			ASchultz says, "BTW, some events you can't help losing"
			Tale says, "yeah"
			ASchultz says, "You have 1 thing that needs to be done"
			jojo says, "No, we've got to calculator give"
			Bert says (to jojo), "Er, right. You drive."
			Tale says, "Oh right"
			jojo asks, "We z this one though, right?"
			Tale says, "yes"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| You're not sure what Ted did with the wheels, and you're not sure if Floyd \| it's legal for the competition or in general. But ot works. The wheels Floyd \| seem to cut through the solid ground, and the sled darned near to Floyd \| hydroplanes to victory. The big kids can't believe it! Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Fungal Forest Floyd \| A lot of trees block your way here, but apparently you should be able Floyd \| to slip through them to find the landmarks you need to. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "give calculator to timmy"
	Floyd \| "Hey! Yeah! That's a lot easier than using a fiddly old compass and Floyd \| whatnot!" Timmy snatches the calculator and begins to tap away, given Floyd \| the instructions and rotations and so forth. He coordinates it to the Floyd \| map and it's pretty clear about where you'll wind up, where you're Floyd \| going, and so forth. Timmy obviously needs to keep the calculator so Floyd \| there's no way you can lose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Bert says (to Floyd), "give calculator to timmy"
	Floyd \| Actually, you don't need to do much more than sit and wait. No need for Floyd \| fancy stuff. Maybe give patrol members items they might find useful. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| Timmy's worked it all out. You know where to go, and when you're off a Floyd \| bit, the landmarks that the organizers laid out are pretty clear. It's Floyd \| a snap. Full points for the Smurf patrol! Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Knot Nook Floyd \| In this small cabin, you see a poster with a bunch of names of knots, Floyd \| presumably ones you need to tie. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	Tale says (to Floyd), "score"
	Floyd \| \|1AID\|SLED\|ORIEN\|TOTAL Floyd \| Beastie Boys \| 10 \| 50 \| 10 \|70 Floyd \| Camels \| 20 \| 20 \| 20 \|60 Floyd \| Ninja Turtles \| 40 \| 30 \| 30 \|100 Floyd \| WWF \| 30 \| 40 \| 40 \|110 Floyd \| Smurfs \| 50 \| 10 \| 50 \|110 Floyd \| Floyd \| >		jojo asks, "we didn't get the knot book, so z?"
			Bert says, "Woo, we're tied for not last place."
			Tale says, "yeah"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "Z"
	Floyd \| There should be a lose message here, but there isn't. Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Rope Bridge That Always Scared You Floyd \| This is a small clearing with a rope bridge that is pretty scary Floyd \| despite not being over a cavern. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	olethros arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.		jojo asks, "Nothing here so Z?"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| There should be a lose message here, but there isn't. Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Litterbug Meadow Floyd \| This meadow lives up to its name. You were assigned this at random, Floyd \| while other patrols got Trash Trail, Cluttered Creek and Junk Gully. Floyd \| Hope you can pick up trash. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "score"
	Floyd \| \|1AID\|SLED\|ORIEN\|KNOT\|LASH\|TOTAL Floyd \| Beastie Boys \| 10 \| 50 \| 10 \| 50 \| 40 \|160 Floyd \| Camels \| 20 \| 20 \| 20 \| 40 \| 20 \|120 Floyd \| Ninja Turtles \| 40 \| 30 \| 30 \| 30 \| 50 \|180 Floyd \| WWF \| 30 \| 40 \| 40 \| 20 \| 30 \|160 Floyd \| Smurfs \| 50 \| 10 \| 50 \| 10 \| 10 \|130 Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	jojo says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| Your patrol starts combing through Litterbug Meadow. You don't dump the Floyd \| candy wrappers in your trash sack all at once, of course. In fact, you Floyd \| have Fatty split them up so everyone gets some candy wrappers. It's Floyd \| enough to put you over the top. Floyd \| Floyd \| (the score has been updated. Type SCORE to see it.) Floyd \| Floyd \| Ramshackle Fire Pit Floyd \| This is a small clearing with a circle of rocks where your nascent fire Floyd \| will, hopefully, go. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	IfMaster asks, " What are the rules? What on earth is club Floyd?"		jojo says, "It's crunch time with the can."
			ASchultz says, "Oh no. I'm sure I put that in the game. The 2 lose messages..."
	jojo says (to Floyd), "score"
	Floyd \| \|1AID\|SLED\|ORIEN\|KNOT\|LASH\|TRAS\|TOTAL Floyd \| Beastie Boys \| 10 \| 50 \| 10 \| 50 \| 40 \| 30 \|190 Floyd \| Camels \| 20 \| 20 \| 20 \| 40 \| 20 \| 40 \|160 Floyd \| Ninja Turtles \| 40 \| 30 \| 30 \| 30 \| 50 \| 10 \|190 Floyd \| WWF \| 30 \| 40 \| 40 \| 20 \| 30 \| 20 \|180 Floyd \| Smurfs \| 50 \| 10 \| 50 \| 10 \| 10 \| 50 \|180 Floyd \| Floyd \| >
	IfMaster has had its fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.		jojo asks, "so z and hope the can works?"
	jojo says (to Floyd), "z"
	Floyd \| Timmy knows what he's doing. He takes the empty can of Blue River soda Floyd \| and focuses it on the kindling, which erupts in flame. You're able to Floyd \| stoke it to get it going, and you wind up boiling the water you need to Floyd \| pretty quickly. Floyd \| Floyd \| You've made it to the end of the Klondike Derby and won 4 events! Floyd \| Floyd \| Congratulations! You managed to squeeze out a victory. It would've been Floyd \| suspicious if you'd have won five events, but now, the other patrols Floyd \| are squabbling over what they could've done better and how on earth Floyd \| they could've lost to a bunch of dorks. Floyd \| Floyd \| Still, you shudder to think how you'd have done in the advanced Floyd \| division, where you have to do stuff like build suspensions that bears Floyd \| can't reach or transport "injured" patrol members or even do those Floyd \| tasks that require communication. Whew. Floyd \| Floyd \| Of course, it's the fear of this sort of thing (and the merit badges Floyd \| that require swimming) that stall your progress to Eagle Scout. But you Floyd \| did learn some valuable lessons about how random items can help you Floyd \| solve weird puzzles. Maybe it'll come in handy later. Floyd \| Floyd \| \|1AID\|SLED\|ORIEN\|KNOT\|LASH\|TRAS\|FIRE\|TOTAL Floyd \| Beastie Boys \| 10 \| 50 \| 10 \| 50 \| 40 \| 30 \| 20 \|210 Floyd \| Camels \| 20 \| 20 \| 20 \| 40 \| 20 \| 40 \| 40 \|200 Floyd \| Ninja Turtles \| 40 \| 30 \| 30 \| 30 \| 50 \| 10 \| 30 \|220 Floyd \| WWF \| 30 \| 40 \| 40 \| 20 \| 30 \| 20 \| 10 \|190 Floyd \| Smurfs \| 50 \| 10 \| 50 \| 10 \| 10 \| 50 \| 50 \|230 Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * The End * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the last Floyd \| command? Floyd \| >		ASchultz says, "Nice work everyone and thanks for working through the bugs in my game"
			djfletch says, "hurrah"
			jojo fist pumps the air in triumph.
			Tale says, "Yay, cool premise"
			jojo says, "I'm glad we got there in the end."
			ChrisC says, "yeah"
	IfMaster arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.		trojo says, "yeah that's a neat game"
			Jacqueline says, "woo"
	ASchultz says, "I hope you were able to enjoy my game around as much as I enjoyed the other games played today"		Paulinus says, "good job"
			ChrisC says, "It's a good premise for making into a longer game with more involved scenes maybe"
			Jacqueline says, "So, next week, the remaining six speeds."
			Tale says, "This was a good round of entries"
	IfMaster asks, " What is club Floyd? What are these rules?"
	Bert has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.		jojo says, "I was impressed with the calibre."
			ASchultz says, "I'll want to be back for sure--see what everyone else did"
	Jacqueline says (to ifmaster), "Hang out a sec, we're wrapping up. I'll explain to you here in a moment."		Tale says, "Once we floyed them all, I'll put them on ifdb"
			ChrisC says, "these submissions were all surprisingly well polished I think"
			Tale asks (of Jacqueline), "Same time next week?"
			jojo asks, "Any favourite moments?"
			Jacqueline says (to Tale), "Sounds good."
			TheXenographer says, "Well, we did get the challenge early enough that people who weren't doing the two-hour thing had some time to work on them"
			Jacqueline says, "Yeah, same time."
			Paulinus says, "i'll try to be back to watch mine shamefully next week"
			ASchultz says, "Yes. I'd heard stories. But this was a lot of fun."
			Ellison says, "yeah, some interesting ideas today."
	Jacqueline asks (of IfMaster), "Okay. You still here?"		TheXenographer says, "Which didn't keep me from running up against the deadline."
	ASchultz has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
	IfMaster says, " Yeah."		Tale says, "Same here, I coded mine in three days or so."
	Jacqueline says, "So, ClubFloyd is a weekly game group that meets here in the Toyshop."		ASchultz says, "Me neither. I put the game aside a bit after coding the scoring."
			Ellison says, "I coded mine in two days"
			Jota says, "I think my favorite was the stupid one."
	Jacqueline says, "I'll give you a link to an example transcript so you can kind of see how it works."		Ellison says, "what a mean thing to say"
			Jota says, "Despite the stupid puzzle, it was nicely polished and amusing."
			TheXenographer says, "I started mine well in advance, took a long break for the holidays, and did the rest of it on the night it was due."
			ASchultz says, "It definitely had a nice take on the old puzzle."
			jojo says, "Eggermond tells me his dancing with adverbs game took far too long to make."
	Jacqueline says, "Here in a second, that is, when I can get my site to load. Hrm."
	IfMaster asks, " Cool. How do I join?"
	Jacqueline says, "Well, here's how it works."		Paulinus says, "the dancing adverbs one must have taken forever"
			ASchultz says, "It must've been tricky--I'd be interested to plot all the adverb paths out."
			Jota says, "I coded mine in 3.5 hours. But I did try to do it in 2, despite failing."
			TheXenographer says, "when we play, I'm sure it'll be obvious which parts I codede when."
	Jacqueline says, "We play a game in this room, on a bot named Floyd."
	Jacqueline says, "People can type commands by talking to Floyd and he tells us what the game result is."
	Jacqueline says, "The only things we say in the room itself are those commands we give Floyd."		jojo says, "Eggermond tells me there were fifteen different endings and over three hundred adverbs understood."
	Jacqueline says, "All conversation -- all of it -- happens on a channel."		Jota says, "Wow."
			TheXenographer says, "Wow, that's impressive."
	Jacqueline asks, "I've added you to that channel. Do you know how to use channels yet?"		Jota says, "I am not sure if Eggermond understood the principle of speedIF."
			jojo says, "Not really if you think that there are thousands of adverbs in the English language..."
			TheXenographer says, "Well, even so, that's a lot of commands to implement."
			Tale says (to jota), "He followed the rules!"
	Ellison says, "hmmm, before we add him to a channel, maybe we should have checked to make sure he isn't blind"
	Jacqueline says, "Why would that matter? We have other blind folks on channels."		jojo says, "I think Eggermond was following the loose version of the rules."
	IfMaster asks, " Not really. I'm willing" What's wrong with blind people?"
	olethros asks, "they can't see? </tasteless?"
	Jacqueline says (to IfMaster), "Nothing, they just hear the mud differently because they're listening to it on a screen reader."		JamesPKing says, "adverbs path the road to hell, stephen king says"
	IfMaster says, " What? What's so bad about blind people? They're not terrorists, after all."
	Jacqueline says, "We do have at least one regular to the game group who's blind... but yeah, now that you mention it, I do think he has something set up to deal with that."
	Ellison says, "it's just that #clubfloyd, during a session, has a lot of traffic. that's part of the reason Jaybird doesn't do Clubfloyd anymore."		TheXenographer says, "I like adverbs. Possibly a little too much."
			jojo says, "I've got a few choice adverbs I could say to Mr King..."
	Jacqueline says, "Oh, huh."
	Jacqueline asks, "IfMaster Can I ask you something?"
	IfMaster says, " Sure."
	JamesPKing asks (of jojo), "like?"		TheXenographer says, "I feel that adverbs are unfairly maligned."
			jojo says, "Verily."
	Ellison says (to IfMaster), "nothing is wrong with blind people. it's just that the text sometimes scrolls too fast for screen readers to work comfortably when we play games."
	IfMaster says, " I don't wish to give out that information."
	Jacqueline says, "Also, ah, here we go! Transcripts."
	Jacqueline says, "Here, you can see kind of how these things roll:"
	Jacqueline \| [LINK]
	Jacqueline says, "Pick a transcript, and you'll get a sense of the etiquette."		JamesPKing says, "guess that king talks about the "he shouted angrily". which ultimately sucks."
			jojo says (to James), "Actually, I am sympathetic to that kin of point."
			jojo says, "(kind)"
			ASchultz says, "At least King didn't say "Adverbs quickly pave the road to hell.""
			JamesPKing says, "mmmm im not sure. i think there WAS an adverb in there"
	Jacqueline says (to IfMaster), "Okay, fair enough. You don't have to tell me. But I'll just say this: you seem like you're kind of new to this medium, and most of the people here are 20+ and generally very well educated. When you're new to a place or a community, it's often best to sit back, watch, see how things work... because if you just jump in and try to be the center of attention you will possibly upset the apple cart. It's not that we don't want people to be themselves, but there is sort of a feel here that we all get."		JamesPKing says, "look for On Wrinting, his book about writing"
			ASchultz says, "I also like the occasional neologism-adverb, but it can get overdone quickly"
			ASchultz says, "I've meant to read that for a while now"
	Jacqueline says, "So if you need help, please do ask, but just a word of advice: if you waltz into a room and say 'What on earth are you people doing?' a few times when they've been trying to explain... well, that can wear on people."
	Jacqueline says, "We were all new once, though."
	Jacqueline says, "We get that."		trojo says, "i also like to neologismally adverbify"
	Jacqueline says, "And we'll help you."		ChrisC exclaims, "Well it's been fun but I'm going to bed now. I think I'll be on next week though!"
			jojo says (to Trojo), "My eyes just melted a little, abysmally."
	Jacqueline says, "Also, don't accept any candy from anyone named Gunther."		ASchultz says, "Good night! Hope to see you, too"
			jojo exclaims (at Chris), "Nighty night!"
			JamesPKing says, "grrr"
	Tale says, "also, you might think about changing your nickname"		JamesPKing says, "i wanned more gaimz"
	JamesPKing says (to tale), "LOL"		ASchultz says, "We'll get them. I'd rather spend enough time on each."
			JamesPKing says, "but its ONE WEEK"
			ASchultz says, "Besides, more and different people around next week, maybe"
			jojo says, "I'm really looking forward to playing the other seven games."
	Jacqueline asks (of IfMaster), "I noticed your nickname, too. Have you written a bunch of stuff or played a ton or... where's the handle come from?"		JamesPKing says, "i wanna act 5yo. it is ONE WEEK"
			jojo says, "A week is a really long time if you pack a lot of things into it."
			trojo says, "one whole week is like literally FOREVER... literally"
			JamesPKing says, "INDEED"
	IfMaster says, " I've played more If games than you can count. From Zork to Yomomma, I've played it all."		ASchultz says, "I'll be working on my TMBG game to pass the time."
			JamesPKing says, "AND DON LEMME STARTED FULL CAPS PUH-LEASE"
	Jacqueline says (to IfMaster), "Cool."		ASchultz says, "I do sort of feel like a kid again after this. It's always neat to have a bunch of games to look forward to, or to have just played"
	Tale asks, "Do we know you from r*if or intfiction?"
	JamesPKing asks (of IfMaster), "did you ever PUSH a CLIFF?"
	Jacqueline says (to IfMaster), "I think what Tale's getting at is that having a handle like I'mMrAwesome comes across as somewhat holier than thou in a place where there are actually some people who are IF Masters. Humble humility and all that."
	IfMaster asks, " What are you talking about?"
	JamesPKing says, "I think in intfict you go by the same name"
	JamesPKing says, "IfMaster. i've read it in intfiction.org"
	JamesPKing says, "anyway don't bother. mine was a lame joke at a lame game"
	JamesPKing says, "in which you had to push a cliff to go on"		jojo says, "Well, I've got to take the bin out and do other exciting things excitingly, so I'll see y'all next week if not before..."
			JamesPKing says, "byebye"
			Ellison says, "later all"
			JamesPKing says, "had fun"
	IfMaster says, " Not that I know of. It's been a while."		JamesPKing says, "i missed one game. but those won't be available for another wook, right? in ifdb"
	jojo goes home.		JamesPKing says, "a wook is a week"
			ASchultz says, "I think so but I bet transcripts will be up"
			JamesPKing says, "rrright"
			Tale says, "Yeah, I was planning of uploading them all once everything is played"
	IfMaster says, " I might have played that game, but I can't remember."		JamesPKing says, "yeah ofc. nvm."
	IfMaster ooks itself into the ether.
	JamesPKing says, "hey really. dont bother about the push cliff thing. the joke's on me not you :)"		Tale says, "i'm 28 and I feel like I'm one of the yung'uns here"
	DavidW has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.		TheXenographer says, "I'm 23, I think I win"
			Tale says, "ilac"
			JamesPKing says, "im 39. today."
			JamesPKing says, "sigh"
			ASchultz exclaims, "Happy birthday!"
	IfMaster arrives, ready to play with the toys.		Tale says, "Happy Birthday!"
			Jacqueline says, "Yeah, happy new year, you old new year's baby you."
	IfMaster asks, " Who's birthday is it?"		JamesPKing says, "thx *blshes"
			JamesPKing blushes
	Ellison says, "Baby New Year"
	Tale says (to IfMaster), "JamesPKing"
	Jacqueline asks (of IfMaster), "To speak on the channel type #clubfloyd Who's birthday is it?"
	JamesPKing says, "mine"		trojo says, "if-master sounds like a chatbot, picking up on keywords"
			ASchultz says, "Ilac? Alex doesn't seem to know that...and neither does acronymfinder.com"
			Tale says, ""I like a channel""
			Jota asks (of Alex), "Ilac?"
			Jota exclaims, "Huh!"
			JamesPKing says, "lol nope he isnt. im really sure he posted in intfiction"
			Ellison says (to JamesPKing), "happy birthday!"
			Jota asks (of Alex), "What's wrong with you?"
			Jota says, "Oh, he's not on the channel."
			ASchultz exclaims (at Tale), "Thanks!"
			Jacqueline says, "No. For a reason."
			Tale says, "Yeah, for good reason."
			Jacqueline says, "He's not on the channel for a reason. heh"
			Jota says, "(It means 'I like a channel', and is used to acknowledge when one has just accidentally said something that was intended for a different channel.)"
			Jacqueline says, "38 next month here."
			Tale says (to Jacqueline), "Huh!"
			Jacqueline says, "Wait, make that this month."
			Tale says, "ILAC again!"
			trojo says, "35 here"
			ASchultz says, "37"
			JamesPKing says, "you know what? it's been almost 10 years since my last chat in irc or something. if you drop WOW, or UltimaOnline, that's the first i do since ages"
			JamesPKing says, "feels like having sex 3 years after a divorce"
			ASchultz says, "I missed most of the IRC stuff. So I'm still sort of learning. But it's great not to be flooded with stuff"
			Jacqueline goes to take a shower.
			JamesPKing says, "gets a smoke"
			JamesPKing learns to emote
			JamesPKing then gets a smoke
	Paulinus disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.		JamesPKing says, "wow, i'm in clubfloyd. feels like a dream"
	Tale has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
	JamesPKing has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
	TheXenographer goes home.
	IfMaster exclaims, " My stupid mud client won't let me talk directly on the channel!"
	IfMaster has had its fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.		ASchultz says, "Yay, I was able to fix a few bugs right away. Thanks again, guys."
	Ellison has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.		Jacqueline says, "yay"
			Tale says (to ASchultz), "Cool"
			Tale says, "If it's a picture of woodchopping, it's a logout"
			Ellison asks, "will you guys wait until after next week to upload the games or will they be going up sooner?"
	ChrisC becomes covered in cross-hatching		Jacqueline asks, "The remaining speeds?"
			Jacqueline says, "They all got uploaded last night."
			Tale says, "I was planning on uploading them all to IFDB once we played them all."
			JamesPKing asks, "you mean knowing the names one could play?"
			Jacqueline says, "Or if you mean to the archive, Tale was going to wait until all of them - yeah, that."
			Ellison says, "yeah, that's what I meant"
			Tale says, "Huh, Internet archive, always forget that."
			JamesPKing says, "andrew you are to fast to make me feel comfortable"
			JamesPKing says, "too*"
			Jacqueline says (to Tale), "Fugeddaboutit. I waited, like, six months to upload Indigo New Language Speed IF. It only annoyed the fuck out of people, but they were too polite to say."
			Jacqueline says, "I'm sure you'd have the same pleasant experience."
			Tale says, "I try to do IFDB very quickly, because that"
			Tale says, "is the thing people seem to be using these days."
			Jacqueline says, "And then people are REALLY HAPPY when you finally get off your ass and upload the games, so you get all warm and fuzzy after all your procrastination."
			Tale says, "Yeah."
			Jacqueline says, "See, I still don't use IFDB."
			JamesPKing says, "well, six months seems a bit harsh"
			ASchultz says, "clubfloyd James, I looked at it as silly changes I should've made/seen in the first place"
			Jacqueline says, "I completely don't even think about that site. Fortunately someone else generally takes care of it when something I do should be on there."
			Tale says, "I think Jacq is desperately hinting on something I forgot to uploadf"
			Jacqueline says (to JPK), "Yes, it was harsh. I just got a new job, moved a thousand miles, etc. Life intervened."
			ASchultz squashes a few bugs, and other stuff pops up :P
			Jota says, "Mmm, uploaf."
			Jacqueline says, "I wouldn't suggest anyone do what I did. I was just being sarcastic."
			Tale says (to jota), "hah"
			JamesPKing says, "hehe mee too :)"
			ASchultz says (to Jacqueline), "Well, real life needs to take priority...I've had far less reason to put off other stuff. There's enough to browse through in the archives for sure"
			JamesPKing asks, "Andrew did u have a chance at replaying AA?"
			JamesPKing says, "i've got one really happy betatester these days, but i fear he was too good again to find errors"
			ASchultz says, "No, I want to though"
			ASchultz says, "Writing the Apollo stuff and even the speed-if took a chunk out of me"
			JamesPKing asks, "you want to what?"
			ASchultz says, "I want to replay AA."
			JamesPKing says, "ah ok lol. np, really"
			JamesPKing says, "no hurry. i'm adding a whole new section to the endgame. but i got taken away by work and holidays"
			ASchultz says, "Yeah, I've had a lot of year end cleanup to do too. Like installing a new dryer vent. Not stuff I -want- to do, mind"
	trojo goes home.		* Paulinus has left the channel.

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