AllThingsJacq.com - Interactive Fiction | ClubFloyd - March 18, 2012


ToyShop & Floyditorium		#ClubFloyd Discussion

		Jacqueline says, "If you have any game you'd like to recommend, speak up before the top of the hour, please. We'll launch the survey right at noon mudtime."
		DavidW asks, "Have we played Friar Bacon's Secret yet?"
Ashen arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
Ashen has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
maga arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
Ashen arrives, full of fun and funk.
Jacqueline arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
Ashen checks his watch, decides he has five minutes to make a waffle.
DavidW arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.		Jacqueline says, "Hm, I don't think we've played that, no."
		Jacqueline says, "Let me check..."
		Jacqueline says, "Nope."
		DavidW says, "Should add it to the list, then."
		Jacqueline says, "mmkay"
		DavidW says, "I've played it before though."
		Jacqueline says, "Well, I like how this new setup just let's us go with the majority, even if the majority are considering a game that many people have played."
		DavidW asks, "How many games are on the list to choose from?"
Jacqueline hollers, "Ten minutes until ClubFloyd. Come on in, recommend a game if you'd like, then be here for the community poll at noon MudTime."		Jacqueline says (to DW), "One sec..."
Ashen asks (of Jacqueline), "What's on the survey already?"		Jacqueline says, "Looks like 48 right now."
		DavidW says, "oh. That's more than I expected."
		Jacqueline says, "It's quite a few, yeah."
		Jacqueline says, "I'm not sure whether or not that includes the best of speed list. It might."
		Jacqueline says, "If not, I should add those."
DavidW says (to Ashen), "You should @join #clubfloyd"		* Ashen has joined the channel.
		DavidW says (to Ashen), "Jacqueline was just saying there's 48 games on the list."
		Jacqueline says, "Ah, yes. Sorry, I didn't notice your off-channel question."
		Ashen says, "Huh. That's . . . a bunch. And no worries, my own fault."
		Jacqueline asks, "There are 48 games on the list right now. I'll post the survey in 6 minutes... anything you want to make sure is on there?"
		Ashen says, "Nothing I can think of at the moment."
		DavidW asks, "IF Whispers 5?"
		DavidW asks, "or did that one get played already?"
		Jacqueline says, "Is that the new one? I didn't realize it was finished."
		DavidW says, "yeah, it's hiding at [LINK]"
		Jacqueline says, "Also, I will definitely only be here a max of three hours today, preferably two. I have some stuff I need to get done for maga's review request, and I have a meeting at work in the early afternoon."
		DavidW says, "And the game itself is at [LINK]"
		Jacqueline says (to DW), "Ah, okay. Thanks for that update."
		Jacqueline asks, "No name yet, though, huh?"
		Jacqueline asks, "Just IF Whispers 5?"
		Ashen says, "Maybe it's just that dadist."
		DavidW says, "Apparently they named the game that, yeah. "IF Whispers 5"."
		Jacqueline says, "ah"
		Jacqueline says, "Okay, added."
		Jacqueline says, "Anything else? Two minutes left."
		Jacqueline says, "Okay then: [LINK]"
		DavidW says, "misspelt Martha's Big Date"
		Jacqueline says, "Speak up here when you're finished voting."
		Ashen says, "I'm done with it."
		djfletch says, "just catching up"
		maga says, "done"
		Jacqueline says (to djf), "mmkay, we'll wait, since you're here."
djfletch arrives, full of fun and funk.		* Ashen has left the channel.
		Jacqueline says, "Binder is probably asleep."
		* Ashen has joined the channel.
		DavidW says, "okay, I've voted."
		Ashen says, "Weird, whenever I send something to this channel I get "You are not a member of #if/comps/comp04/Bellclap or #if/comps/comp07/Bellwater."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Done."
		Jacqueline exclaims (at ggg), "Oh, you're here! Hoorays!"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Sorry, was dealing with an explosion of a bottle of sauce in our kitchen cabinet :'("
		Jacqueline says, "eep"
		genericgeekgirl says, "I guess it expired, and one of the ingredients was dynamite."
		Jacqueline says, "Just waiting on djf."
genericgeekgirl arrives, ready to play with the toys.		Jacqueline says (to Ashen), "Huh, that is weird."
		DavidW says (to ggg), "wow"
		djfletch says, "ok, voted"
		Ashen says, "I'm going to try just reconnecting really quickly, shouldn't take a moment."
Ashen goes home.		DavidW asks, "Actually, I think katre saw a bottle of ketchup explode in a restaurant, didn't he?"
		DavidW says, "They kept refilling name brand bottles with cheap ketchup, so the ketchup at the bottom of the bottle would get older and older ..."
		Jacqueline says, "I was going to share the responses, but evidently I can only do that with a pro account, but interestingly enough (this is a first since we started using this) there is a clear winner, no tie for me to break."
		Jacqueline says, "And the winner ..."
		Jacqueline says, "is ..."
		genericgeekgirl drum roll.
		Jacqueline says, "The Cruise"
		DavidW says, "woot!"
		Jacqueline says, "So let me go fetch that and upload it."
		maga says, "ahahahaha"
		Jacqueline asks, "Why is that so funny?"
		Jacqueline asks, "Is it Leisure Suit Larry territory?"
		maga asks, "is this the AIF The Cruise?"
		maga asks, "or is there another The Cruise of which I am unaware?"
		Jacqueline asks, "Oh dear. IS it Leisure Suit Larry territory?"
		DavidW says, "I thought it was an IF Comp entry."
		Jacqueline says, "It doesn't have an AIF icon on ifWiki. Yeah, 27th in the 2001 comp."
		djfletch says, "maybe it was a mistake for me to vote without proper research"
		Ashen asks, "What's the IFID?"
		DavidW says, "The ifwiki page for The Cruise is kinda skimpy."
		DavidW says, "The IFID hasn't been added there yet."
		Jacqueline says, "Hm, something called 'cruise' is already on Floyd, let's see if that's it."
		Ashen says, "Ah, found it anyway."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load cruise"
Floyd \| Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd \| Floyd \| tadsr - A text-only TADS 2.5.10 Interpreter. Floyd \| Copyright (c) 1993, 2006 by Michael J. Roberts. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| You'd never won any sweepstakes before, but last Tuesday was your Floyd \| lucky day. You opened your bottle of soda at lunchtime, and to your Floyd \| absolute amazement found "YOU WIN" printed on the inside of the cap. Floyd \| Upon further investigation, you found that you'd won a free 3-day Floyd \| Caribbean cruise on The Rhinoceros. You had no idea how the cruise Floyd \| ship ended up with a name like that, but that didn't dissuade you from Floyd \| taking advantage of your prize. So you packed your bags and came here Floyd \| to Miami for your free vacation. Now The Rhinoceros towers above you Floyd \| to the east. A boarding platform extends invitingly from her hull. Floyd \| Floyd \| The Cruise Floyd \| Version 1.0 Floyd \| Copyright 2001 by Norman Perlmutter Floyd \| Testers: Leah Perlmutter, Allen Saunders, David Perlmutter, Debbie Floyd \| Perlmutter Floyd \| Developed with TADS, the Text Adventure Development System. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Outside the Ship Floyd \| Your cruise ship, The Rhinoceros towers above you to the east, her Floyd \| boarding platform extended invitingly. A ticket collector stands on Floyd \| the boarding platform. Floyd \| Friday Morning Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Yep, that's it."
Ashen arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd \| You look about the same as always. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says (to Ashen), "You're the first person I've seen to ask for the IFID for anything."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have your clothes (being worn), a wallet, and a large suitcase. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x wallet"
Floyd \| It's made of brown leather. It's closed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open wallet"
Floyd \| Opening your wallet reveals a boarding pass and some money. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open wallet"
Floyd \| Your wallet is already open! Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| "This is the last boarding call for The Rhinoceros," announces the Floyd \| ticket collector. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Can we lose quickly by not getting on? :)"
		DavidW says, "probably"
		Jacqueline says, "Okay, let's try."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x boat"
Floyd \| The Rhinoceros towers about 20 feet above you and appears to be over Floyd \| 300 feet long. Her boarding platform is extended invitingly. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pass"
Floyd \| This is the pass that will allow you do board the ship. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x money"
Floyd \| You have $51.42 Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x money"
Floyd \| You have $51.42 Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "rip pass"
Floyd \| I don't know how to rip the boarding pass. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x ticket collector"
Floyd \| She stands about 5'3" and has long brown hair and blue eyes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd \| You look about the same as always. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x suitcase"
Floyd \| A very large green and orange suitcase with a purple handle. You used Floyd \| to use plain brown suitcases just like everybody else until the time Floyd \| someone else took yours at the baggage claim. You never saw that Floyd \| suitcase again. Ever since then it's been colorful luggage only for Floyd \| you. Floyd \| Floyd \| Currently, the suitcase is closed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		djfletch says, "maybe it sinks and we can win by not getting on"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open suitcase"
Floyd \| You open the suitcase, and all of its contents fall onto the floor. Floyd \| Maybe next time you should put it down before opening it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says (to djf), "Haha"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "kiss ticket collector"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "kiss". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Outside the Ship Floyd \| Your cruise ship, The Rhinoceros towers above you to the east, her Floyd \| boarding platform extended invitingly. A ticket collector stands on Floyd \| the boarding platform. Floyd \| You see your pajamas, a pair of goggles, a swimsuit, and some Floyd \| laundry here. Floyd \| Floyd \| The boarding platform folds up into the hull of The Rhinoceros and Floyd \| the ship departs. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| How pathetic! You didn't even make it onto the ship. Floyd \| Floyd \| * You have lost. * Floyd \| Floyd \| In a total of 15 turns, you have achieved a score of 0 out of 90, Floyd \| earning you the rank of Lummox. Floyd \| Floyd \| You may restore a saved game, start over, quit, or undo the current Floyd \| command. Floyd \| Please enter RESTORE, RESTART, QUIT, or UNDO: >		Jacqueline says, "yay"
		maga says, "oh dear"
		genericgeekgirl says, "There we go."
		maga says, "we fail at basic motor functions"
		Jacqueline says, "So, thanks for coming, everyone"
		Ashen says (to DavidW), "Hey, it's useful for identifying games when I'm looking at three different things with the same title."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "We're bringing laundry? Not clean clothes?"
		DavidW says (to Ashen), "aha"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart"
Floyd \| Floyd \| You'd never won any sweepstakes before, but last Tuesday was your Floyd \| lucky day. You opened your bottle of soda at lunchtime, and to your Floyd \| absolute amazement found "YOU WIN" printed on the inside of the cap. Floyd \| Upon further investigation, you found that you'd won a free 3-day Floyd \| Caribbean cruise on The Rhinoceros. You had no idea how the cruise Floyd \| ship ended up with a name like that, but that didn't dissuade you from Floyd \| taking advantage of your prize. So you packed your bags and came here Floyd \| to Miami for your free vacation. Now The Rhinoceros towers above you Floyd \| to the east. A boarding platform extends invitingly from her hull. Floyd \| Floyd \| The Cruise Floyd \| Version 1.0 Floyd \| Copyright 2001 by Norman Perlmutter Floyd \| Testers: Leah Perlmutter, Allen Saunders, David Perlmutter, Debbie Floyd \| Perlmutter Floyd \| Developed with TADS, the Text Adventure Development System. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Outside the Ship Floyd \| Your cruise ship, The Rhinoceros towers above you to the east, her Floyd \| boarding platform extended invitingly. A ticket collector stands on Floyd \| the boarding platform. Floyd \| Friday Morning Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline asks (of ggg), "Aw, you want to play again?"
		Jacqueline smiles.
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open wallet"
Floyd \| Opening your wallet reveals a boarding pass and some money. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "take ticket"
Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give ticket to collector"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ship"
Floyd \| The ticket collector takes your boarding pass. "Thank you, sir. Your Floyd \| room is just to the south of the bottom of the stairs, which are just Floyd \| east of the boarding area. Here is your key. Enjoy your cruise." Floyd \| You proceed onto the ship. The boarding platform retracts back Floyd \| into the ship's hull. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Boarding Area Floyd \| This is where the passengers embark and disembark. The wall to the Floyd \| west opens up when the ship comes to port. The lobby is to the north, Floyd \| the grand hall is to the east, and the gift shop is to the southeast. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your score just went up 5 points! Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| I don't see any ship here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen says, "What."
		Jacqueline says, "Well, now we're on the ship, so we can't, um, see it anymore."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah. Timing."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Boarding Area Floyd \| This is where the passengers embark and disembark. The wall to the Floyd \| west opens up when the ship comes to port. The lobby is to the north, Floyd \| the grand hall is to the east, and the gift shop is to the southeast. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "close wallet"
Floyd \| Closed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Lobby?"
Ashen says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have your clothes (being worn), a wallet, a large suitcase, and a Floyd \| room key. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "We should find our suite, I guess."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x key"
Floyd \| It is your room key. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd \| I don't know how to read the room key. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen says, "And from there we can blow all our money at the gift shop on overpriced sweets."
		DavidW says, "I suppose we'll find a Your door."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "So east, south?"
		Jacqueline says (to Ashen), "So, unless there's some timed puzzle we encounter, anybody can enter commands by typing F COMMAND in the Toyshop. Just ask for consensus before changing locations."
		genericgeekgirl says (to Ashen), "And copious amounts of dramamine."
		Ashen says (to Jacqueline), "Noted. I figured it wouldn't hurt to check what was on us, though."
		Ashen asks (of genericgeekgirl), "Dramamine?"
		DavidW says, "I don't care which way we go next."
		genericgeekgirl says, "For sea sickness."
		Ashen says, "I see."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Well, do we want to explore or find our room first?"
		DavidW says, "But I would like to find our suite and put our suitcase down."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Ok. Heading east then?"
		DavidW says, "okay with me"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Down, and south, I think."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Is what the guy said."
		genericgeekgirl says, "I'm totally going to want to go to the arcade, though."
		Ashen says, "That's a lot of locations . . ."
		Ashen says, "This ship is so fancy it has two entrances to the gift shop."
		Jacqueline says (to Ashen), "Yeah, absolutely. You can enter commands, just ask before you do something we might all be jarred by, like jumping over the side or whatnot."
		genericgeekgirl says, "But not fancy enough that it only has one gift shop? :P"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Continuing straight to where I think our room is supposed to be if there are no objections."
		DavidW says, "If we're heading for our room, down seems most likely."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 1 ) Floyd \| A flight of stairs leads upwards to the second deck. The Floyd \| residential hallway is to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "I have no objections."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| You'll have to open the door to your room first. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open door with key"
Floyd \| I don't recognize that sentence. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd \| It's locked. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "unlock door with key"
Floyd \| Unlocked. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd \| Opened. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Your Room Floyd \| A comfortable-looking bed is against one wall, next to which is a Floyd \| nightstand with a drawer. Your bathroom is to the south. An open Floyd \| doorway to the north leads to the south residential hall. Floyd \| Sitting on the nightstand is a note. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x note"
Floyd \| Welcome to The Rhinoceros . We hope you enjoy your stay. Floyd \| - The Crew Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Aw."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop suitcase"
Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have your clothes (being worn), a wallet, and a room key. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Aw, no mint on the pillow?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open drawer"
Floyd \| Opened. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in drawer"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x drawer"
Floyd \| There's nothing in the nightstand drawer. Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd \| The nightstand drawer is open. There's nothing in the nightstand Floyd \| drawer. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ashen says (to Floyd), "open suitcase"
Floyd \| Opening your suitcase reveals your pajamas, a pair of goggles, a Floyd \| swimsuit, and some laundry. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close door"
Floyd \| Closed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x laundry"
Floyd \| The laundry is your supply of clothing for the entire trip. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bed"
Floyd \| This is where you go to sleep at night. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ashen says (to Floyd), "Obviously the correct thing to do here is wear the goggles. All the time."
Floyd \| I don't know the word "obviously". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under bed"
Floyd \| There's nothing under the bed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Haha"
		DavidW says, "There's a bathroom south of us."
		Ashen says, "Obviously the correct thing to do here is wear the goggles. All the time."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Your Bathroom Floyd \| The bathroom is equipped with the standard facilities: a toilet, Floyd \| shower, and a sink. Floyd \| You see a roll of toilet paper here. The toilet bowl seems to Floyd \| contain some toilet water. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x water"
Floyd \| The toilet water not something you'd want to drink. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "> drin-- Oh."
		DavidW asks, "'seems to contain'? We're not sure?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x paper"
Floyd \| It looks like an ordinary roll of toilet paper to me. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x toilet"
Floyd \| It looks just like any other toilet. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen says, "Obviously this is a puzzle item, we need to get it."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sink"
Floyd \| It is an ordinary sink. No water is coming out of the faucet. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x shower"
Floyd \| There's nothing in the . Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ashen says (to Floyd), "take paper"
Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn on water"
Floyd \| I don't know how to turn the toilet water on. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn on sink"
Floyd \| Okay, it's now turned on. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sink"
Floyd \| It is an ordinary sink. No water is coming out of the faucet. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "why are you taking the toilet paper?"
		maga says, "we like to take stuff"
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Is that a bug, or is our sink broken?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on faucet"
Floyd \| It's already turned on! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen says, "If it's here, it has to be a puzzle item, otherwise it'd be scenery. Or maybe I'm just being paranoid."
		Jacqueline says, "To stuff up the notoriously easy to mess up boat toilet, of course."
		genericgeekgirl says (to Ashen), "Not always true."
		Jacqueline says (to ggg), "Not always true, but there are a lot of people who feel that way."
		Ashen says (to genericgeekgirl), "Until encumberance comes into play my D&D background says to take everything that isn't nailed down."
		genericgeekgirl says, "cyberskunk and I carried around a cup of stale digusting coffee in Anchorhead until the game forced us to throw it away. Just in case."
		Ashen says, "Either that or I'm just being silly."
		Jacqueline says, "If it's not important, don't let the player take it... in fact, don't even draw attention to it. <-- I am not of this school of thought."
		Jacqueline says (to ggg), "hahaha"
		DavidW says, "We have a swimsuit. I bet we should not take toilet paper into the pool."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "But can we swim in the toilet?"
		Jacqueline exclaims, "Go for it!"
		Ashen says, "Only one way to find out."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "swim"
Floyd \| The game makes you swim automatically when you are in the pool. If Floyd \| you want to move around, use the compass directions, up, and down. If Floyd \| you are in the pool and you want to go underwater, use down. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "This is some cruise."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "swim in toilet"
Floyd \| I don't recognize that sentence. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "enter toilet"
Floyd \| I don't know how to enter the toilet. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "put head in toilet"
Floyd \| I don't see any head here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ashen says (to Floyd), "Well, better outcome than * YOU HAVE DROWNED *"
Floyd \| I don't understand the punctuation "". Floyd* \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flush toilet"
Floyd \| Whoooosh Floyd \| That was fun! But hanging out in the bathroom and flushing the Floyd \| toilet just to see what happens is not exactly your idea of a dream Floyd \| vacation. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Lies."
		Ashen says, "This semicolon thing is really messing me up."
		Jacqueline says, "See, this is why people avoid implementing bathrooms, because players get distracted by them."
		genericgeekgirl says (to Ashen), "I aliased #cf to #clubfloyd, and I just type it each time, rather than relying on the "last channel" syntax, because I'm paranoid."
		DavidW says, "And to think they were almost interested in the gift shop, bar, and video arcade."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Your Bathroom Floyd \| The bathroom is equipped with the standard facilities: a toilet, Floyd \| shower, and a sink. Floyd \| The toilet bowl seems to contain some toilet water. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to Ashen), "It'll get easier. Also, you could set youself @expert if it's not set already, which'll make you type a " before saying things off-channel."
		Jacqueline says (to DW), "I know"
		Ashen says, "Better idea than I am. And Jacqueline, thanks."
		genericgeekgirl exclaims, "Leaving the bathroom!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Your Room Floyd \| You see a large suitcase here. Sitting on the nightstand is a Floyd \| note. Your suitcase seems to contain your pajamas, a pair of goggles, Floyd \| a swimsuit, and some laundry. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline asks, "But why play Pac Man when you can just stay in your cabin and play in the toilet?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x swimsuit"
Floyd \| It is a standard red pair of swim trunks with white strings. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search laundry"
Floyd \| You find nothing of interest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ashen says (to Floyd), "wear goggles"
Floyd \| (First taking the goggles) Floyd \| Taken. Okay, you're now wearing the goggles. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "The PC is a guy. We were called 'sir' when we boarded."
		Ashen says, "Also, the lack of any top for the swimwear might be a hint."
		DavidW says, "Perhaps."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Maybe it's that sort of cruise?"
		DavidW asks, "European?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "I guess that would be the AIF game maga thought it was :P~"
		DavidW says, "Let's explore the ship. Don't forget to lock the door behind us."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd \| (Opening the door leading out of your room) Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "close door"
Floyd \| Closed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "lock door"
Floyd \| (with the room key) Floyd \| Locked. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax says, "Oooo... nastiness"
Limax arrives, full of funk, but no fun.		Jacqueline asks (of Limax), "?"
		Limax says, "Need to lock the door... afraid of something following you"
		genericgeekgirl asks, "East or west first?"
		DavidW says, "I doubt it matters."
		genericgeekgirl says, "The last game I played that involved a cruise ship was a Call of Cthuhlu one-shot :P I'm locking the door."
		DavidW says, "There's probably just other suites down each side, and we'll just return back to our door."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd \| Southwest Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the north and east. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "oh, I'm wrong."
		Limax says, "Heh"
		Ashen says (to genericgeekgirl), "Somehow I don't think a residence door is going to stop your average shoggoth."
		DavidW says, "Maybe there's a laundromat or ice machine down here."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| West Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the north and south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ellison arrives, ready to play with the toys.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Northwest Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the east and south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "I hope this goes in a circle."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| North Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the east and west. To the south is a Floyd \| maintenance closet. Floyd \| The maitenance closet seems to contain a broom and a mop. Floyd \| A muscular janitor stands in the doorway between the hallway and Floyd \| the maintenance closet. He is holding a plunger. Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor taps the plunger against the floor rhythmically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "looks like it does."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Oh. Hello there."
		Limax says, "Pete Seger sang a song about all life being a circle"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Toilet paper and a plunger. Yup."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x closet"
Floyd \| This large walk-in closet is not decorated in any way. Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor yawns. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ashen says (to Floyd), "examine plunger"
Floyd \| The plunger consists of a wooden handle attached to a large red Floyd \| suction cup. Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor taps the plunger against the floor rhythmically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x janitor"
Floyd \| The janitor is a large, muscular man with a thick mustache. Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor taps the plunger against the floor rhythmically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x broom"
Floyd \| It looks like an ordinary broom to me. Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor taps the plunger against the floor rhythmically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax exclaims, "It's Mario!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x map"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "map". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mop"
Floyd \| It looks like an ordinary mop to me. Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor yawns. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to janitor"
Floyd \| "Hello" Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor taps the plunger against the floor rhythmically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline asks, "So, like, are we just having a vacation, or is there a sinister plot into which we shall soon be embroiled?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take plunger"
Floyd \| "Hey, that's mine!" says the janitor. "You can't have it!" Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor flexes his muscles. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "ah. So if we want to steal the broom and mop, we probably need to create a plunger-using emergency."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask janitor about plunger"
Floyd \| "It's what I use to unclog toilets. If you need me to clean out a Floyd \| toilet for you, tell me about the toilet." Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor taps the plunger against the floor rhythmically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah."
		genericgeekgirl says, "But first let's find out why we need the broom and/or mop."
		DavidW says, "That would make sense, yes."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| North Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the east and west. To the south is a Floyd \| maintenance closet. Floyd \| The maitenance closet seems to contain a broom and a mop. Floyd \| A muscular janitor stands in the doorway between the hallway and Floyd \| the maintenance closet. He is holding a plunger. Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor flexes his muscles. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| Northeast Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the west and south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax says (to genericgeekgirl), "THat's no fun"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| East Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the north and south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "Possibly we flush the tp down the toilet."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Southeast Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the west and north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says (to DW), "Yeah."
		Limax asks, "What happened to stealing stuff just for the sake of stealing stuff?"
		Jacqueline says, "With all this talk of AIF and stuff, the janitor flexing his muscles is taken in a whole new light."
		Limax says, "Heh"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Ok. Full circle."
		genericgeekgirl says, "See, if I'd written the game, I'd have put a bit of a time frame on causing the toilet disturbance too soon :P But probably they didn't think of that."
		DavidW says, "re: what's our goal, I haven't seen one yet."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Like, if you walk around with the mop too long, he comes to take it back and you have to do it again."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Anyway, back into the bathroom, or explore some more?"
		DavidW says, "Explore more, please."
		Limax sneezes
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 1 ) Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "Maybe we'll find a potential love mate or pudding or something."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "verbose"
Floyd \| Okay, now in VERBOSE mode. Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 1 ) Floyd \| A flight of stairs leads upwards to the second deck. The Floyd \| residential hallway is to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x painting"
Floyd \| The painting is a colorful abstract design. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look behind painting"
Floyd \| It's too far away. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "climb tree"
Floyd \| You try to climb one of the trees, but you can't find a firm enough Floyd \| place to grip onto it. You try each of the other trees, but have no Floyd \| better luck with them. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Oh. Ceiling."
		Ashen asks, "Video arcade perhaps?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x carpet"
Floyd \| The carpet is so marvelously thick and comfortable that every step you Floyd \| take sends a sensation of pleasure through your foot and leg to your Floyd \| entire body. It is a gorgeous shade of red . . . somewhere between Floyd \| scarlet and vermillion. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x railings"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "railings". Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "wow. Lush carpet."
Puff arrives, full of fun and funk.		DavidW says, "Arcade's as good a choice as any."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Video Arcade Floyd \| Colors blare forth from screens all over the room. The games range Floyd \| from the newest technicolor 3-D creations to old classics. To the Floyd \| east, more money-wasting machines blare out noises in the casino. The Floyd \| comparatively serene lobby lies to the west, and the grand hall is off Floyd \| to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd \| A hollow voice whispers, "I saw a 't' on top of a castle!" Floyd \| Floyd \| A goat runs through the lounge. A llama chases after it. The glue is Floyd \| dripping down the side of the bottle. Floyd \| Floyd \| I doubt that made any sense to you, since it's an inside joke. Well, Floyd \| when you type something out-of-context like xyzzy you should expect an Floyd \| out-of-context response. If you expected to be teleported, too bad Floyd \| for you. This isn't Zork. Friday Afternoon Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for lunch. You should go to the dining room soon. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ashen says (to Floyd), "examine games"
Floyd \| You're not a huge fan of video games, but you've always liked Pacman. Floyd \| You notice that there is indeed a Pacman game in this arcade. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "eek, I forgot this was today."
		genericgeekgirl exclaims, "Lunch!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x money"
Floyd \| I don't see any money here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have your clothes (being worn), a wallet, a room key, a roll of Floyd \| toilet paper, and a pair of goggles (being worn). Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open wallet"
Floyd \| Opening your wallet reveals some money. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x money"
Floyd \| You have $51.42 Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen asks, "Wait, the time just advanced. This whole thing is timed?"
		djfletch asks, "do we know where the dining room is yet?"
		DavidW says, "We haven't seen a dining room yet."
		DavidW says (to Ashen), "Possibly."
		DavidW says, "We can't see the status line on Floyd."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "time"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "time". Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Yeah, it's a three day tour ( a three day tour...)"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "play game"
Floyd \| You put a quarter into the Pacman game and play it. "That was fun," Floyd \| you think, "but not nearly as fun as a text adventure game." Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for lunch. You should go to the dining room soon. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "What could possibly happen if we miss lunch?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf12"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "We die, I guess."
genericgeekgirl clears the save counter.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf1"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "I feel like the game is trying to tell us something"
		genericgeekgirl says, "There."
		DavidW says, "If we don't eat lunch, we'll faint and booze rats will feast on our succulent flesh."
		genericgeekgirl exclaims, "Yay! Rats!"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Anyway, the lobby was to the north of the boarding area. It might be in that direction."
		genericgeekgirl says, "But I'd like to see what's east of here first."
		DavidW says, "Lobby is west; casino is east."
		DavidW says, "(I've been mapping)"
		Puff says, "maybe there's a buffet in the casino"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yes, it said that. But it's right here."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Before we wander off."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Probably, but it might not be something we can have."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Without blowing all our money first."
		Limax says, "Whoops.. need to run out"
Limax walks slowly out of the room and into the sunset.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| Casino Floyd \| This is the ship's casino, where dozens of vacationers go every day Floyd \| to get rid of their excess money. The casino's designers apparently Floyd \| didn't care much for variety. No blackjack, poker, or craps tables Floyd \| are here. There isn't a roulette wheel either. There are, however, Floyd \| slot machines, and lots of them. However, only one of them is Floyd \| currently open. Due to the huge crowd of people in the casino, you Floyd \| can't even get close enough to the other machines to get a good look Floyd \| at them. The arcade is to the west, the bar is to the south, and the Floyd \| grand hall is to the southwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x people"
Floyd \| The gamblers are mindlessly plunking money into the slot machines, Floyd \| hoping to win the jackpot. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "talk to people"
Floyd \| "Hello" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x wallet"
Floyd \| Your wallet contains some money. Currently, your money amounts to Floyd \| $51.17 Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cf2"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "I suppose we need a diversion here."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "play slot machine"
Floyd \| You put 25 cents into the machine and pull the handle. The slots whir Floyd \| and then slowly come to a stop one by one. Floyd \| Floyd \| banana . . . . cherry . . . . banana Floyd \| Floyd \| Sorry, you lose :( Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for lunch. You should go to the dining room soon. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen says, "Well, slot machines are the worst odds in the casino, but apparently they're also the ONLY odds int he casino."
		maga says, "don't give me that frowny-face, author, you're responsible there"
		Puff says, "if we can do lines in the bathroom it might stave off the hunger"
		Jacqueline says, "gosh"
		Jacqueline says, "I... admittedly I have not been paying close attention, but I missed the drug element of this game entirely."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Bar, and then cut over to the lobby and see if the dining room is over there?"
		DavidW says, "The dining room might even be upstairs from the Grand Hall."
		Jacqueline says, "mmkay"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe. But I'm trying to be systematic. We have a save, in any case, if we suddenly pass out."
		DavidW says, "Definitely keep exploring."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| The Bar Floyd \| A man dressed in an odd-looking black hooded robe sits on one of Floyd \| the barstools, drinking a foamy beer. Besides him, no one else is in Floyd \| the bar. Behind the bar, the bartender is nowhere to be seen. Floyd \| Perhaps he is taking a break. Perhaps, that is why the bar is so Floyd \| empty. To the north, vacationers gamble away their money in the Floyd \| casino. A corridor to the west leads to the grand hall. Floyd \| The old man extends a single hairy finger outside of his robe and Floyd \| beckons to you. "You!", he calls in a low, raspy voice. "Come have a Floyd \| seat. I must tell you something important." Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| The old man snakes a strong, thin, gnarly arm out of his cloak and Floyd \| takes a long drink of his ale. Then the arm disappears back into his Floyd \| cloak. But although you could have sworn you saw the frothy amber Floyd \| liquid emptying into his mouth, you notice the mug is still full to Floyd \| the brim. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Oh my."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Probably we should have eaten~"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x man"
Floyd \| The old man sits at the bar. His robe shimmers strangely. Although Floyd \| he is obviously very old, his posture is straight, and he appears Floyd \| strong and healthy. Floyd \| His face is wrinkled and is shrouded in the shadow of his hood. Floyd \| His eyes are deepset but stare penetratingly out from between his Floyd \| wrinkles. Great wisdom seems to emanate from them. His nose is thin Floyd \| and bends slightly to the left. His lips are almost hidden within the Floyd \| shadows of his cloak. You can just barely make out the top of a long, Floyd \| thick, grey beard that extends from just below his lower lip down into Floyd \| his robe. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		maga asks, "mighty odin! how can I get infinite beer also?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mug"
Floyd \| The ale is a dark amber and is very frothy. It is contained in a Floyd \| heavy glass mug. The foam bubbles and churns. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Did you not hear me?" asks the old man. Come have a seat. I must Floyd \| tell you something." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "ask gandalf about hobbits"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sit"
Floyd \| (the barstool) Floyd \| Floyd \| "Listen to my words!" Floyd \| "I am a powerful wizard. I am aligned with the forces of good. Floyd \| Another powerful wizard is trapped in a magical location on this ship. Floyd \| He is aligned with the forces of evil. The island to which ship Floyd \| travels has come into alignment with a place of great evil magical Floyd \| power located in another universe. When the ship reaches the island, Floyd \| the evil wizard will slowly accrue power from the power source in the Floyd \| other universe. If the ship stays at the island long enough, he will Floyd \| accrue enough power to break free from the magical forces that hold Floyd \| him prisoner. Then he will conquer the entire earth and enslave the Floyd \| entire human race. Floyd \| "There is only one way that this can be prevented. Three power Floyd \| crystals are located on this ship, all on different decks from each Floyd \| other. You must find them. In order to invoke their power, you must Floyd \| hold them in your hands; you cannot put them in any sort of container. Floyd \| After you have found them, taking them to the location of the portal Floyd \| to the evil wizard's prison will cause the area to be illuminated in a Floyd \| bright pink aura. You must go up from that location several times to Floyd \| reach the evil wizard's prison. You must bring the three power Floyd \| crystals to the place where the evil wizard is before he accrues Floyd \| enough power to break free. The crystals will cause him to be Floyd \| destroyed. Floyd \| "You are probably wondering why I don't gather these crystals Floyd \| myself since I am such a powerful wizard. The problem is that this is Floyd \| something only you can do. You have a special aura about you. Floyd \| Because of this aura, you can gather the crystals. Because of this Floyd \| aura, you can use them to defeat the evil wizard. I cannot cast any Floyd \| spells to assist you; if I do, the crystals will be destroyed. Floyd \| "I can, however, help you by giving you two magical items: an evil Floyd \| detector and some magic eyedrops. The evil detector will tell you how Floyd \| much evil power the evil wizard has absorbed from the evil power Floyd \| source. If it reads 275 or higher, he will have enough power to Floyd \| escape from his confines. The magic eyedrops will allow you to see Floyd \| the power crystals, which are normally invisible to ordinary people." Floyd \| The wizard pulls something out of the depths of his cloak that Floyd \| looks very similar to a digital wristwatch and puts it around your Floyd \| wrist. "This is the evil detector", he says. Floyd \| The wizard takes a spray bottle out of the depths of his robe and Floyd \| sprays a liquid from it into your eyes. It stings for a while, but Floyd \| after the stinging goes away, you feel as if your vision is somehow Floyd \| more acute. "Those were the magic eyedrops," he says. Floyd \| "Before you go, I must warn you of one thing," says the wizard. Floyd \| "The special aura that surrounds you is a mixed blessing. It does Floyd \| allow you to collect the crystals and defeat the evil wizard. Its Floyd \| drawback, however, is that if you come in complete alignment with an Floyd \| evil power source in another universe, you will die. This means that Floyd \| you must not go out onto the island. Floyd \| "Oh, one more thing: You're probably thinking that this is a Floyd \| ridiculous scenario, that surely since I am such a powerful wizard I Floyd \| can do this myself. To help you understand the situation better, I Floyd \| will remind you of a story you have probably heard before, that of Floyd \| Aladdin. In that story, a powerful sorcerer wanted to get a magical Floyd \| lamp out of a cave. However, only Aladdin could enter the cave. It Floyd \| didn't matter that the sorcerer was a powerful sorcerer. Only Aladdin Floyd \| could enter the cave. Floyd \| "If you want to hear all this again, ask me about the evil wizard." Floyd \| Floyd \| Your score just went up 5 points! Floyd \| Floyd \| Okay, you're now sitting on the barstool. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "... Holy wall of text."
		maga says, "hey there Mr. Expostulation"
		djfletch says, "I'm not sure I trust a guy who feels the need to say "I am aligned with the forces of good" so quickly."
		DavidW says, "anyway, we have our plot: find 3 crystals, take 'em all to the evil wizard's location."
		Puff says, "evil wizards drink wine"
		Jacqueline says, "I am sad."
		Jacqueline says, "I misread 'magic eyedrops'"
		Jacqueline says, "I thought he'd said he was going to give us 'magic eyebrows.'"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Only you can prevent world domination."
		DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "That's in Deep Brow Lifter."
		genericgeekgirl says, "We just let an old drunkard spray something in our eyes."
		Jacqueline says, "So, I guess this answers my question about whether or not this merely a game about a vacation on a cruise ship."
		genericgeekgirl says, "We find out five turns from now that he's just crazy and now we're going to die."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x detector"
Floyd \| The evil detector looks similar to a digital wristwatch. However, Floyd \| instead of telling you the time, it tells you how much evil power the Floyd \| evil wizard has absorbed. If it gets up to 275, the evil wizard can Floyd \| break free and take over the world. Currently, it reads 0. Floyd \| Floyd \| If you don't hurry up and go to the dining room you'll be late for Floyd \| lunch! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "We can't find evil on an empty stomach."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf3"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "can't eat lun ch if there's no world, game"
		Puff says, "let's get our priorities straight here"
		djfletch says, "there could be a magic crystal in our lunch"
		DavidW says, "There could."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Let's look on the other side of the lobby, and if it's not there, we'll head upstairs?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "(The dining room.)"
		djfletch says, "ok"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| The Bar , in the barstool Floyd \| A man dressed in an odd-looking black hooded robe sits on one of Floyd \| the barstools, drinking a foamy beer. Besides him, no one else is in Floyd \| the bar. Behind the bar, the bartender is nowhere to be seen. Floyd \| Perhaps he is taking a break. Perhaps, that is why the bar is so Floyd \| empty. To the north, vacationers gamble away their money in the Floyd \| casino. A corridor to the west leads to the grand hall. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd \| You're not going anywhere until you get out of the barstool. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| You're not going anywhere until you get out of the barstool. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd \| You're not going anywhere until you get out of the barstool. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand up"
Floyd \| There's no verb in that sentence! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "exit barstool"
Floyd \| I don't recognize that sentence. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "y'know, the gift shop would be a logical place for a crystal."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand"
Floyd \| Okay, you're no longer in the barstool. Floyd \| Floyd \| If you don't hurry up and go to the dining room you'll be late for Floyd \| lunch! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "... That was harder than it needed to be."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd \| Lobby Floyd \| This is the ship's lobby. There is an information desk here, Floyd \| behind which sits a clerk. The sounds of laser guns and racecar Floyd \| engines come from the arcade to the east, and a door to the north Floyd \| leads to a restroom. The lobby is to the south. Floyd \| Sitting on the information desk is a sign, a ship information Floyd \| pamphlet, and an itinerary pamphlet. Floyd \| A clerk sits behind the information desk. Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk drums her fingers on her desk. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about dining"
Floyd \| "Oh, hi there! Anne is my name, and information is my game. You Floyd \| can ask me about people, places, or things." Floyd \| Floyd \| "I'm sorry; I was wasn't paying attention. Could you repeat what Floyd \| you were saying or doing, please?" Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk pulls a mirror out of her pocket, puts on some makeup, and Floyd \| puts the mirror back in her pocket. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "Pamphlets!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask clerk about dining room"
Floyd \| "Ha! I know plenty about that, but I don't feel like telling you Floyd \| about it right now." Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk cracks her knuckles. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl exclaims, "Another restroom!"
		Puff says, "I feel like you should be awarded points for getting off that stool"
		genericgeekgirl says, "But yeah, upstairs I guess."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "ask her about food"
Floyd \| "It's good to eat." Floyd \| Floyd \| You have a nagging suspicion that something terrible will happen if Floyd \| you don't get to the dining room for lunch posthaste!! Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk rolls her eyes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sign"
Floyd \| The sign says ASK ME. Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk pulls a mirror out of her pocket, puts on some makeup, and Floyd \| puts the mirror back in her pocket. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		djfletch asks, "was there something west of the entry room?"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "kill and eat woman"
Floyd \| What do you want to attack? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "woman"
Floyd \| What do you want to attack it with? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "The boarding area."
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "wallet"
Floyd \| Attacking the clerk doesn't appear productive. Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk looks at you and snickers. Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk doesn't appear appetizing. Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk drums her fingers on her desk. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "Up up up?"
		Jacqueline says, "hahaha"
		genericgeekgirl exclaims, "We might DIE!"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Although, I bet the gift shop sells candy."
		djfletch says, "don't give up on the quest for the dining room"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ship information pamphlet"
Floyd \| The Rhinoceros is so named because the designer's favorite animal Floyd* \| was the rhino. He wanted to have pictures of rhinos painted all over Floyd \| the ship, but the cruise line refused. The designer reluctantly Floyd \| agreed, but only under the condition that the ship be named in honor Floyd \| of his favorite animal. Floyd \| Floyd \| The Rhinoceros is 327 feet long and comes 22 feet above the water Floyd* \| at its highest point. Its cruising speed is 23 knots. Floyd \| Floyd \| Believe it or not, large, powerful magnets occupy the bow and Floyd* \| stern of The Rhinoceros. Their orientation is such that any compass Floyd \| on the ship will always tell you that the bow is to the north and the Floyd \| stern to the south Therefore, the lobby, for instance, is always to Floyd \| the "north" of the boarding area no matter which direction the ship is Floyd \| travelling. These magnets are in all of this cruise line's ships Floyd \| because our eccentric CEO insists that the magnetic fields will have Floyd \| positive effect on the health of the passengers and crew. The magnets Floyd \| do not affect the ship's navigation because the captain uses GPS Floyd \| (global positioning system) to determine which direction it is Floyd \| travelling. Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk puts her right index finger inside of her right cheek and Floyd \| then pulls it out, making a loud popping noise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "I get the feeling that being at the dining room is important, not the eating bit"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x ship itinerary"
Floyd \| I don't see any ship itinerary here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x itinerary"
Floyd \| Friday Morning - Depart from Miami Floyd \| Saturday Morning - Arrive at Paradise Island Floyd \| Saturday Evening - Leave Paradise Island Floyd \| Sunday Evening - Return to Miami Floyd \| Floyd \| You have a nagging suspicion that something terrible will happen if Floyd \| you don't get to the dining room for lunch posthaste!! Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk picks a large, slimy booger out of her nose and eats it, Floyd \| then licks her lips. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Ok, going upstairs."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk cracks her knuckles. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Lobby Floyd \| This is the ship's lobby. There is an information desk here, Floyd \| behind which sits a clerk. The sounds of laser guns and racecar Floyd \| engines come from the arcade to the east, and a door to the north Floyd \| leads to a restroom. The lobby is to the south. Floyd \| Sitting on the information desk is a sign, a ship information Floyd \| pamphlet, and an itinerary pamphlet. Floyd \| A clerk sits behind the information desk. Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk puts her right index finger inside of her right cheek and Floyd \| then pulls it out, making a loud popping noise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "grodie"
		genericgeekgirl asks, "The lobby is to the south of the lobby?"
inky arrives, full of funk, but no fun.		Jacqueline says, "hahaha - love the bit about the magnets"
		Jacqueline says, "Very convenient"
		DavidW says, "The grand hall is to the se of the lobby."
		genericgeekgirl says, "No, I mean. Read the room description."
		genericgeekgirl says, ""The lobby is to the south"."
		DavidW says, "ah, no, the boarding area is south of the lobby."
		Ashen asks, "Try going south?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Boarding Area Floyd \| This is where the passengers embark and disembark. The wall to the Floyd \| west opens up when the ship comes to port. The lobby is to the north, Floyd \| the grand hall is to the east, and the gift shop is to the southeast. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "Silly description."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| You have a nagging suspicion that something terrible will happen Floyd \| unless you can get to the dining room for lunch right away. You have Floyd \| a nagging suspicion that this will be the last warning before the Floyd \| terrible thing happens. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Dining Room Floyd \| Waiters come in and out of the kitchen to the south, serving the Floyd \| diners at various tables. Ornate chandeliers hang from the ceiling. Floyd \| A large doorway to the north and smaller doorways to the northeast and Floyd \| northwest lead to the stairway area. Floyd \| The maître d' greets diners as they enter the dining room. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' says, "Sir, please go change into some more appropriate Floyd \| attire. You may not dine here dressed as you are. Ask me about Floyd \| eating when you're attired properly. " Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "NO."
		genericgeekgirl pouts.
		Jacqueline cackles.
		djfletch says, "nooooooo"
		DavidW asks, "What's appropriate attire here? Jacket and tie?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Probably."
		vimes says, "top hat and bow tie"
		genericgeekgirl says, "It's one of those cruises."
		Jacqueline says, "I guess we should wear soem laundry."
		Puff asks, "who dresses up on cruise ships anymore?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask maitre about attire"
Floyd \| "In order to eat in this restaurant, sir, you must be properly Floyd \| attired. This means you may not be wearing any sort of swimwear or Floyd \| sleepwear." Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' greets some guests. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to Puff), "Oh, they still do."
		genericgeekgirl says (to Puff), "Most cruiselines still do this, actually."
		DavidW says, "ah, the goggles"
		Jacqueline says, "Depends on the cruise, but formal dinners are still a big thing."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove goggles"
Floyd \| Okay, you're no longer wearing the goggles. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' greets some guests. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "I must only be used to poor people cruises :("
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| A waiter stops you. Floyd \| "You're not allowed to go in the kitchen, sir." Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' looks around the room. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask maitre about dining"
Floyd \| "I'm sorry, sir. I can't tell you much about that. Perhaps you Floyd \| should inquire at the information desk." Floyd \| Floyd \| Suddenly, a large sign appears from out of nowhere in front of you. Floyd \| Large flashing lights on the sign say YOU LOSE. Maybe next time you Floyd \| should pay more attention to your nagging suspicions. . . Floyd \| Floyd \| * You have lost. * Floyd \| Floyd \| In a total of 117 turns, you have achieved a score of 10 out of 90, Floyd \| earning you the rank of Novice. Floyd \| Floyd \| You may restore a saved game, start over, quit, or undo the current Floyd \| command. Floyd \| Please enter RESTORE, RESTART, QUIT, or UNDO: >		inky says, "maybe there's a loophole and we can go in naked"
		Jacqueline says (to Puff), "Sounds like a first world problem."
		genericgeekgirl says, "So.. that's what happens if we don't eat. We just lose."
		DavidW asks, "Why did n't you go se or sw?"
		Jacqueline says, "We have a save or two - not a big deal."
		Puff says, "Yes, definitely a first world prolem."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd \| (Undoing one command) Floyd \| Floyd \| Dining Room Floyd \| Waiters come in and out of the kitchen to the south, serving the Floyd \| diners at various tables. Ornate chandeliers hang from the ceiling. Floyd \| A large doorway to the north and smaller doorways to the northeast and Floyd \| northwest lead to the stairway area. Floyd \| The maître d' greets diners as they enter the dining room. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "He told us to ask about eating when we were ready. You can't just barge in."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask maitre about eating"
Floyd \| Floyd \| "Welcome to my restaurant," says the maître d'. Floyd \| "Would you care for some lunch?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd \| After eating a scrumptious lunch, you're on your way again. Floyd \| Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Friday Afternoon Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "huh."
		djfletch says, "hurrah, luncheon achieved"
		djfletch asks, "what time is dinner?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "And that's the entire thing. We had to eat. Nothing to do in the dining room. growl"
		DavidW asks, "We don't even learn what we ate?"
		DavidW asks, "What's the point of a cruise without going on and on about the food?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Cruise food is notoriously bad. You don't want to know :P"
		Jacqueline says (to DW), "heehee"
		DavidW asks (of ggg), "Say what?"
OtherAndy arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst..
Ellison has disconnected.		Puff says, "I've heard of a lot of people getting food poisoning"
		Jacqueline says, "I think that's genereally norovirus, not food poisoning."
		Jacqueline says, "Though it's easy to confuse the two."
		Jacqueline says, "I actually eat on cruise ships fairly frequently due to my job, and the foods generally pretty good."
		Jacqueline says, "s/foods/food's"
		DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "thank you"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Huh. Which lines? My experience wasn't great, and neither was another friend on another line."
		Jacqueline says, "But yeah, all those people in a closed space is kind of a communicable disease nightmare - purell is your friend."
OtherAndy has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.		Jacqueline says (to ggg), "Well, mostly Holland, but I've also been on Celebrity and Norwegian and Carnival."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Unfortunately, regardless of where the cruise is going, they're limited in what they're allowed to serve (so nothing "local"), and they're catering to boring tastes. Oh. Hm. We went on Norwegian."
		* OtherAndy has joined the channel.
		Jacqueline says (to ggg), "They serve a lot of local seafood on the Alaskan ships."
		Puff asks, ".Jacqueline you work on cruise ships?"
		inky says, "hmm"
		Puff says, "whoops, syntax"
		genericgeekgirl says, "I can't remember which line E went on. I think it was also Norwegian, on a cruise to Alaska."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Anyway."
		inky asks, "do cruise ships serve basically the same thing every night?"
		Jacqueline says (to Puff), "No. I work with the park service, and we often have rangers give presentations on ships. We're sometimes out on the ships all day long, and if that's the case, then we end up grabbing a quick bite to eat. Just the lunch line, generally nothing too fancy."
		genericgeekgirl says (to inky), "It depends on the restaurant, but usually there's a set menu and a daily special. The buffets don't change."
		Jacqueline says, "But I've been on several cruises on my personal time as well."
		inky says, "because that could explain why someone on the ship full-time would think it's lame but someone just popping in for a day would like it better"
		Jacqueline says, "Yes."
		Jacqueline says, "Though I've done three separate week-long cruises."
		Jacqueline says, "I wasn't OMG YAY FOOD, but it wasn't bad."
Limax arrives, full of funk, but no fun.		genericgeekgirl says, "Anything that isn't "omg yay food" qualifies as "not good" to me :P"
inky says, "hey hey"		Jacqueline says, "heh"
		Puff says (to Jacqueline), "are we talking university cafeteria-level here? I've never been on a cruise myself"
		Jacqueline says, "Nah, it's far better than that."
		genericgeekgirl says (to Puff), "In my experience, yes."
		inky says, "hmm"
		Jacqueline asks, "Which line, ggg?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "This was with Norwegian, last October."
		inky says, "I thought it was supposed to be more like casino buffet level"
		genericgeekgirl says (to inky), "Yeah."
		Jacqueline says, "Yeah, Norwegian has been my least happy food experience, one of their silly Free Style cruises, so I can appreciate that."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Although there are also sit-down restaurants."
		Jacqueline says, "I went to Hawaii and Kiribati on Norwegian about ten years ago and we weren't too impressed with the food (though the ports of call and such were great)."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Like the ship we were on had two buffets, and about half a dozen sit-down places with varying levels of quality, price and dress code."
		Jacqueline says, "yeah"
		genericgeekgirl says, "The French restaurant was good, but cost an extra $40 per person, and the single vegetarian option never changed."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl exclaims, "We just ate lunch, let's go swimming!"
		inky says, "I expect if it's "conventional food" then the vegetarian options are going to eb worse too"
		maga says, "yeah, it pretty much sucks being vegetarian on cruises"
		Puff asks, "lots of stuffed portobello mushrooms and eggplant?"
		DavidW asks, "The pool is up? And our swimsuit is down. Perhaps look the pool over. Maybe there's a crystal in the pool?"
		Limax says, "Voted least likely to get scurvy"
		Jacqueline says (to Puff), "No, more like pasta bar, pizza bar, veggie burgers, salad."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Both, actually."
		genericgeekgirl says, "The buffets had those things, all of which I don't want to eat. The sit-down places usually had a decent mushroom-based dish."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sofa"
Floyd \| I don't see any sofa here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, in the lounge."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x atrium"
Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend up into the atrium. A colorful painting Floyd \| decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets the floor. Floyd \| A stairway with ornately carved railings extends along the side the Floyd \| atrium between the second and third decks. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "I wish more people knew about seitan. It's the bees knees"
		genericgeekgirl says (to Puff), "Yeah! I make my own."
		DavidW asks, "Shouldn't the ceiling of the atrium be a lot less distant from here?"
		Puff says (to ggg), "I make my own too!"
		maga says, "it is like tofu, only digestable"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Aw. I love tofu."
		Ashen says, "I'm still expecting that the wizard was just a crazy drunk guy."
		Jacqueline asks, "I find it surprising that the ship was only... what was it? Twenty-something feet tall above the water?"
		Jacqueline says (to Ashen), "haha"
		Jacqueline says, "That would be awesome."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Curious about these other entrances to the dining room, if we can sneak in."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd \| Dining Room Floyd \| Waiters come in and out of the kitchen to the south, serving the Floyd \| diners at various tables. Ornate chandeliers hang from the ceiling. Floyd \| A large doorway to the north and smaller doorways to the northeast and Floyd \| northwest lead to the stairway area. Floyd \| The maître d' greets diners as they enter the dining room. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Welcome to my restaurant," says the maître d'. Floyd \| "Would you care for some dinner?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Man, now I want to go on a cruise and just pretend to be that guy and see how people react to me."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Nope."
		maga says (to Ashen), "given how much I hate the Wacky Wizard Gives You A Quest premise, that would rock"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd \| Floyd \| Please enter yes or no. >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "no"
Floyd \| "Okay. Please ask me about eating when you're ready, sir." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' greets some guests. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Checking out the balcony."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "maybe we have keep eating until we get a crystal for beating the previous record"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| You peer over the balcony, remaining in the same room. Exotic Floyd \| tropical trees extend up into the atrium. A colorful painting Floyd \| decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets the floor. Floyd \| A stairway with ornately carved railings extends along the side the Floyd \| atrium between the second and third decks. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Hm, oh."
		genericgeekgirl says (to Puff), "Haha."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have your clothes (being worn), a wallet, a room key, a roll of Floyd \| toilet paper, a pair of goggles, and an evil detector (being worn). Floyd \| Your wallet seems to contain some money. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Lounge, and then up to the pool, but probably we need our swimsuit to get a crystal that's in the water."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd \| Lounge Floyd \| Several comfortable chairs and sofas are scattered about the room. Floyd \| A young man sits on a black leather armchair, looking contemplatively Floyd \| out the window that covers the entire eastern wall of the lounge. Floyd \| Next to the man is a small table. A small entryway to the south leads Floyd \| to the dining room. The hallway outside of the theater is to the Floyd \| northwest. To the west is a balcony overlooking the atrium. The Floyd \| hallway near staircase and the entrance to the dining room is to the Floyd \| southwest. Floyd \| Sitting on the small table is a hint book. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "... Hint book."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x book"
Floyd \| The book is smallish and black. The word "HINTS" is printed in large Floyd \| red letters on the front cover. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take book"
Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read book"
Floyd \| Floyd \| Welcome to the hint book. The hints on each topic start out vague and Floyd \| get progressively more specific. Press a number key to view the next Floyd \| hint in that topic, or press any other key to exit. More hint topics Floyd \| will become available as you progress through the game. Floyd \| Floyd \| Hints are available on the following topics: Floyd \| Floyd \| 1. I don't have enough money. Floyd \| 2. Finding the orange crystal Floyd \| 3. Obtaining the green crystal Floyd \| 4. Finding the purple crystal Floyd \|
genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd \| Floyd \| exiting hint book . . . Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "version"
Floyd \| The Cruise Floyd \| Version 1.0 Floyd \| Copyright 2001 by Norman Perlmutter Floyd \| Testers: Leah Perlmutter, Allen Saunders, David Perlmutter, Debbie Floyd \| Perlmutter Floyd \| Developed with TADS, the Text Adventure Development System. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "oh, I have played this"
		inky says, "I didn't realize because I thought it was a new game"
		inky says, "as I recall this game has no good response to FLUSH TOILET"
		Jacqueline says, "Nah, it did okay on that, I thought."
		genericgeekgirl \| That was fun! But hanging out in the bathroom and flushing the toilet just to see what happens is not exactly your idea of a dream vacation.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x man"
Floyd \| He has brown hair, bluish eyes, and a scraggly goatee. He wears Floyd \| glasses. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Didn't it also say FWOOOSH or something?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x man's glasses"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "man's". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ashen says (to Floyd), "x evil detector"
Floyd \| The evil detector looks similar to a digital wristwatch. However, Floyd \| instead of telling you the time, it tells you how much evil power the Floyd \| evil wizard has absorbed. If it gets up to 275, the evil wizard can Floyd \| break free and take over the world. Currently, it reads 0. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "it did"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yup."
		Limax exclaims, "But, I like hanging around in bathrooms flushing toilets!"
		inky says, "oh, I see: [LINK]"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take glasses"
Floyd \| The young man is carrying the glasses and won't let you have it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen says, "Weird, maybe specific event flags increments the EVIL DETECTOR."
		inky says, "I believe it doesn't kick off until a certain point"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to man"
Floyd \| "Oh, hello. I don't believe we've met. I'm Norman Perlmutter, the Floyd \| one who created this game you are playing. You can ask me about just Floyd \| about any significant item or character in the game, and I'll tell you Floyd \| about my experiences coding it up or thinking it up. If you need any Floyd \| hints, you can read the hint book sitting on the table." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "punch norman"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "punch". Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "and then you have 275 turns to stop the evil"
		Limax says, "Wha fun"
		Puff asks, "perlmutter... perlmudder?"
		Ashen says, "Whoever writes a mud in perl has to be an insane evil wizard."
		Puff says, "it all makes sense now"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask normal about anne"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "normal". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "oops norman"
Floyd \| "I had a lot of fun creating her." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Aw - you guys meet the author and your first instinct is to punch him?"
		Puff says, "I bet"
		Jacqueline says, "I guess I'm glad he's not here today."
		Limax says, "Heh"
		Jacqueline says, "I think the book and him being in the game a kinda neat."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask norman about good wizard"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "good". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask norman about wizards"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "wizards". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask norman about old man"
Floyd \| "He is probably more intricately and wordily described than any Floyd \| other character." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask norman about janitor"
Floyd \| "He is an amusing character." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "Was anne the receptionist?"
		Puff says, "wow, it's like galatea in this room"
		DavidW says, "Anne's in the lobby, yes."
		inky says (to Puff), "ha ha"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask norman about tads"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "tads". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask norman about comp"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "comp". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ashen says (to Floyd), "ask norman about norman"
Floyd \| "I'm seventeen years old if you're playing this game during comp01, Floyd \| unless it's before October 7. In addition to writing IF, I like Floyd \| playing chess and participate in many chess tournaments. I judged Floyd \| last year's comp, and I thought it would be fun to write a game for Floyd \| this year. I live in Ohio. You might notice that I don't do random Floyd \| things every turn like most of the other characters. That was a Floyd \| really random assemblage of facts, wasn't it?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "ah, just a kid. Good on him for doing more with his youth than I did"
		Jacqueline says, "heehee"
		Jacqueline says, "That was a 'heehee' for the author, not for Puff."
		Ashen says, ""Assemblage"? Really? Kid, I was already copyediting and being paid for it when I was your age."
		Jacqueline says, "This guy's nearly thirty now. An old man."
		Limax says, "Ask him about cthulhu"
		Ashen asks, "Speaking of which, did we apply the eyedrops yet?"
		DavidW says, "They were auto-used."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, he sprayed them into our eyes."
		Jacqueline says, "They were applied to us."
		DavidW says, "Old man squirted them into our eyes during the textdump."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Lounge Floyd \| Several comfortable chairs and sofas are scattered about the room. Floyd \| A young man sits on a black leather armchair, looking contemplatively Floyd \| out the window that covers the entire eastern wall of the lounge. Floyd \| Next to the man is a small table. A small entryway to the south leads Floyd \| to the dining room. The hallway outside of the theater is to the Floyd \| northwest. To the west is a balcony overlooking the atrium. The Floyd \| hallway near staircase and the entrance to the dining room is to the Floyd \| southwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax asks, "Rose-colored eyedrops?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd \| There's nothing on the small table. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under table"
Floyd \| There's nothing under the small table. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give toilet paper to man"
Floyd \| "I have no need for that. Why don't you hold on to it? It just Floyd \| might come in useful." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax says, "Hmmm"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x armchair"
Floyd \| Which armchair do you mean, the orange chair, the green chair, or the Floyd \| black chair? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x black"
Floyd \| The book is smallish and black. The word "HINTS" is printed in large Floyd \| red letters on the front cover. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "good advice, Norman"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x black armchair"
Floyd \| I don't see any black armchair here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to DW), "Yeah, just goess to show you that text dumps can be pretty dangerous."
		Ashen says, "I TOLD YOU GUYS."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x black chair"
Floyd \| I don't see any black chair here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd \| I don't see any window here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "I always keep a roll on hand just in case"
		inky says, "norman perlmutter has no need for earthly possessions"
		genericgeekgirl says, "So there's a theatre and the pool deck. Downstairs is the bathroom and the gift shop."
		Limax asks, "Can you play chess?"
		Ashen says, "At least it's not "I have no need for this blowtorch", which still holds the record for most random puzzle part I've heard of."
		DavidW says (to Ashen), "There was one game where I had to comb my hair with a hedgehog before the robot would let me have lunch."
		inky says, "ha ha"
		Jacqueline says, "haha"
		Jacqueline says, "Oh man, that's great."
		Limax says, "Hm"
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd \| You peer over the balcony, remaining in the same room. Exotic Floyd \| tropical trees extend up into the atrium. A colorful painting Floyd \| decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets the floor. Floyd \| A stairway with ornately carved railings extends along the side the Floyd \| atrium between the second and third decks. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd \| Outside of the Theater Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside the theater. A door to the north Floyd \| leads into to the theater. The suites are to the southwest, and the Floyd \| lounge is to the southeast. A balcony to the south overlooks the Floyd \| atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd \| The Suites Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside of the suites.A balcony to the Floyd \| east overlooks the atrium. The hallway near the staircase and the Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the southeast. The area outside of Floyd \| the theater is to the northeast. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| You peer over the balcony, remaining in the same room. Exotic Floyd \| tropical trees extend up into the atrium. A colorful painting Floyd \| decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets the floor. Floyd \| A stairway with ornately carved railings extends along the side the Floyd \| atrium between the second and third decks. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "I can see the tropical trees in my mind's eye. It's like I'm right there on that ship"
		Ashen says, "Five quid says the crystal's in the theater."
inky says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky asks, "have you got the quest to retrieve the crystals yet?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yup."
		Ashen says, "Ayup."
		inky says, "oh ok"
inky says (to Floyd), "detector"
Floyd \| There's no verb in that sentence! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "x detector"
Floyd \| The evil detector looks similar to a digital wristwatch. However, Floyd \| instead of telling you the time, it tells you how much evil power the Floyd \| evil wizard has absorbed. If it gets up to 275, the evil wizard can Floyd \| break free and take over the world. Currently, it reads 0. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says (to inky), "We haven't done much yet."
		inky says, "hmm, I thought this would have started ticking then, but I guess not"
		inky says, "hey, man, getting a quest is a big deal"
inky says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have your clothes (being worn), a wallet, a room key, a roll of Floyd \| toilet paper, a pair of goggles, an evil detector (being worn), and a Floyd \| hint book. Your wallet seems to contain some money. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
OtherAndy arrives, full of fun, but no funk.		Puff asks, "have we been to our room?"
		DavidW says, "yes"
inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| You peer over the balcony, remaining in the same room. Exotic Floyd \| tropical trees extend up into the atrium. A colorful painting Floyd \| decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets the floor. Floyd \| A stairway with ornately carved railings extends along the side the Floyd \| atrium between the second and third decks. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd \| Boing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "x balcony"
Floyd \| You peer over the balcony, remaining in the same room. Exotic Floyd \| tropical trees extend up into the atrium. A colorful painting Floyd \| decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets the floor. Floyd \| A stairway with ornately carved railings extends along the side the Floyd \| atrium between the second and third decks. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "climb down"
Floyd \| I don't understand that sentence. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Let's peek into the few remaining spaces, and then probably retrace our steps to see about crystals, and go plug up one of the two toilets."
		DavidW says, "We have not been to the gift shop or the pool or inside the theatre or the kitchen or the maintenance closet."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Or the other bathroom."
		DavidW says, "right, or the restroom"
		Puff asks, "what adventures await us in that restroom?"
		DavidW says, "Dirty limerick graffiti."
		DavidW says, "I'd be very surprised if there's a glory hole."
		Puff says (to DavidW), "oh my, that's a whole other type of cruising"
		Ashen asks, "What's a glory hole?"
		Ashen says, "Oh. Oh dear."
		Puff says (to Ashen), "something I'm betting 17 year old Normal Perlmutter didn't know about"
		DavidW says (to Ashen), "It's a hole in the wall between cubicles for anonymous sexual encounters."
		Limax says, "Wow..."
		Puff says, "now I'm calling him Normal"
		Limax says, "IT's your tur in the barrel on Tuesday"
		Limax says, "turn"
		Jacqueline dusts off the warning about this transcript not being family-friendly.
		DavidW says (to Limax), "har."
		Johnny says, "It's so that if you run out of toilet paper, someone can pass you a few sheets."
		Puff laughs.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Investigating this hallway and theatre."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd \| The Suites Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside of the suites.A balcony to the Floyd \| east overlooks the atrium. The hallway near the staircase and the Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the southeast. The area outside of Floyd \| the theater is to the northeast. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd \| Outside of the Theater Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside the theater. A door to the north Floyd \| leads into to the theater. The suites are to the southwest, and the Floyd \| lounge is to the southeast. A balcony to the south overlooks the Floyd \| atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| As you begin to enter the theater, a notice on the door catches your Floyd \| eye: Floyd \| Floyd \| Comedian Heinrich von Quigley is performing in the theater. Although Floyd \| his act contains no profanity, some audiences may find some of the Floyd \| jokes offensive. Floyd \| Floyd \| Having read the notice, you reconsider whether you want to enter the Floyd \| theater. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "investigate all holes"
		genericgeekgirl says (to Puff), "I was going to ask if we were easily offended, but I'll take that as a no."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| (Opening the theater door) Floyd \| You enter the theater and sit down with the rest of the audience. The Floyd \| door swings closed behind you. Floyd \| Floyd \| Theater Floyd \| You are sitting on a chair in the theater. A comedian is telling Floyd \| jokes on the stage. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What's big, red, and eats rocks? Floyd \| A big, red rock eater. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "What."
		DavidW says, "I think that's Bazooka Joe on stage."
inky says (to Floyd), "x comedian"
Floyd \| There's nothing in the comedian. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| Three men walk into a bar. The fourth ducks. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "hmm, going through an anti-comedy phase on this ship, I see"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x comedian"
Floyd \| There's nothing in the comedian. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. He drinks it, and then Floyd \| he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him. Floyd \| Then the pig uses the bathroom and leaves. Floyd \| Another pig walks into the bar and orders two beers. He drinks Floyd \| them, and then he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The Floyd \| bartender tells him. Then the pig uses the bathroom and leaves. Floyd \| Another pig walks into the bar and orders three beers. He drinks Floyd \| them, and then he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The Floyd \| bartender tells him. Then the pig uses the bathroom and leaves. Floyd \| Another pig walks into the bar and orders four beers. He drinks Floyd \| them, and then he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The Floyd \| bartender tells him. Then the pig uses the bathroom and leaves. Floyd \| Another pig walks into the bar and orders five beers. He drinks Floyd \| them and starts to head out the door. The bartender says, "Aren't you Floyd \| going to ask me where the bathroom is?" Floyd \| "No," says the pig. "I'm the one who goes wee-wee-wee-wee-wee all Floyd \| the way home. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "freaky"
inky says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Theater, in the chair Floyd \| You are sitting on a chair in the theater. A comedian is telling Floyd \| jokes on the stage. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| Where does a 700 pound gorilla sit? Floyd \| Wherever he wants. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "x stage"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "stage". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "tell joke"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "joke". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "x audience"
Floyd \| They are listening intently to the comedian's jokes. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| Why was the blonde proud when she finished the 25-piece jigsaw Floyd \| puzzle in 8 months? Floyd \| The box said 2-4 years. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "laugh"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "laugh". Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "Norman, your mother would be ashamed"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Theater, in the chair Floyd \| You are sitting on a chair in the theater. A comedian is telling Floyd \| jokes on the stage. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Floyd \| Billions and billions. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x stage"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "stage". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x chair"
Floyd \| You are sitting in a comfortable chair in the audience section of the Floyd \| theater. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What's black and white and red all over? Floyd \| A sunburned zebra. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "I bet this is the portal to evil."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| You get up and leave the theater. The door swings closed behind you. Floyd \| Floyd \| Outside of the Theater Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside the theater. A door to the north Floyd \| leads into to the theater. The suites are to the southwest, and the Floyd \| lounge is to the southeast. A balcony to the south overlooks the Floyd \| atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Okay, yay, I learned a new joke."
		genericgeekgirl boos Jacq off stage.
		DavidW asks, "One of those was 'new'?"
		Limax says, "Heh"
		Jacqueline says, "The wee wee wee one."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd \| The Suites Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside of the suites.A balcony to the Floyd \| east overlooks the atrium. The hallway near the staircase and the Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the southeast. The area outside of Floyd \| the theater is to the northeast. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen says, "I think that my sense of humor has been permamently impaired."
		Jacqueline asks, "Also, why did Piglet look in the toilet in his cruiseship cabin?"
		Jacqueline exclaims, "Because he was looking for Pooh!"
		inky says, "the one about the pig with a bladder-control problem"
		Puff giggles.
		Limax says, "I've heard the wee wee wee one... I liked the one about e fouth oe ducking"
		Limax says, "I hate my keyboard"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "Up?"
		Puff says, "hit it, that'll teach it to type"
		Puff says, "the keyboard, I mean"
		Limax says, "Doesn't work"
		Ashen asks, "So, should we like start systematically tossing the rooms to find the crystal?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Pool Deck Floyd \| Cots are ordered in neat rows near the pool. Vacationers lounge Floyd \| about idly on the cots. The shallow end of the pool is to the north, Floyd \| the main portion of the pool is to the northwest, and the diving well Floyd \| is to the west. To the southwest are the diving boards. A flight of Floyd \| stairs to the south leads downward. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "Tossing?"
		Ashen says, "Ransacking."
		Ashen says, "Pillaging."
		Puff says, "oh my, pillaging leads to bad things"
		Limax asks, "Can we swim?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cots"
Floyd \| Cots are scattered about the pool deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, but we need to change first."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x vacationers"
Floyd \| Which vacationers do you mean, the sunbathers, or the swimmers? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sunbathers"
Floyd \| The sunbathers lie about idly on the cots, hoping to improve their Floyd \| tans. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x swimmers"
Floyd \| They are moving around in the pool. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "If we wear a swimsuit and goggles, we can swim."
Tale arrives, full of fun and funk.
Ashen says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have your clothes (being worn), a wallet, a room key, a roll of Floyd \| toilet paper, a pair of goggles, an evil detector (being worn), and a Floyd \| hint book. Your wallet seems to contain some money. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "What is a diving well, and how does that differ from where the diving boards are?"
		Limax says, "I think it's hole through to the ocean"
		DavidW says, "The deep end of the pool that you diving into."
		DavidW says, "er dive"
		inky says (to Limax), "ha ha"
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Ok, but are we diving on an angle?"
		inky says, "well, the boards are sw but stick out over the actual deep end to the south"
		inky says, "(perhaps)"
		genericgeekgirl exclaims, "Ah!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd \| Base of the Diving Board Floyd \| A ladder leads up ten feet to the top of the high diving board, Floyd \| which extends over the diving well to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Yup."
inky says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd \| Boing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| It would be unwise to go into the water wearing the clothes. Floyd \| It would be unwise to get your wallet wet. Floyd \| It would be ridiculous to take toilet paper into the pool.It would be Floyd \| unwise to go into the water wearing the evil detector. Floyd \| It would be unwise to get the hint book wet. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "harsh man"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop all"
Floyd \| clothes: It would be unwise to commit indecent exposure. Floyd \| wallet: Dropped. Floyd \| room key: Dropped. Floyd \| roll of toilet paper: Dropped. Floyd \| goggles: Dropped. Floyd \| evil detector: (Taking off the evil detector first) Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| hint book: Dropped. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd \| wallet: Taken. Floyd \| room key: Taken. Floyd \| roll of toilet paper: Taken. Floyd \| goggles: Taken. Floyd \| evil detector: Taken. Floyd \| hint book: Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax says, "Heh"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Drat."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Base of the Diving Board Floyd \| A ladder leads up ten feet to the top of the high diving board, Floyd \| which extends over the diving well to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear evil"
Floyd \| Okay, you're now wearing the evil detector. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "x detecor"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "detecor". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "x detector"
Floyd \| The evil detector looks similar to a digital wristwatch. However, Floyd \| instead of telling you the time, it tells you how much evil power the Floyd \| evil wizard has absorbed. If it gets up to 275, the evil wizard can Floyd \| break free and take over the world. Currently, it reads 0. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Base of the Diving Board Floyd \| A ladder leads up ten feet to the top of the high diving board, Floyd \| which extends over the diving well to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd \| Pool Deck Floyd \| Cots are ordered in neat rows near the pool. Vacationers lounge Floyd \| about idly on the cots. The shallow end of the pool is to the north, Floyd \| the main portion of the pool is to the northwest, and the diving well Floyd \| is to the west. To the southwest are the diving boards. A flight of Floyd \| stairs to the south leads downward. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		djfletch says, "an evil power of 0, what a loser"
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Heading back down to the gift shop and restroom?"
		inky says, "sure"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Gift Shop Floyd \| Miscellaneous merchandise for sale is on the shelves here. A price Floyd \| list is displayed on the counter, and behind the counter is the Floyd \| cashier. To the north is the grand hall. The boarding area is to the Floyd \| northwest. Floyd \| Sitting on the shelves is some scuba gear, a fishing net, some Floyd \| cottage cheese, a sharktooth bracelet, and a wooden box. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Cottage cheese. So random."
Ellison arrives, ready to play with the toys.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x list"
Floyd \| Floyd \| scuba gear - $2500 Floyd \| sharktooth bracelet - $10 Floyd \| fishing net - $5 Floyd \| cottage cheese - $2.98 Floyd \| wooden box - $1.29 Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "ha ha"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x gear"
Floyd \| The self-contained underwater breathing apparatus consists of an air Floyd \| tank, a breathing tube, and a face mask. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier yawns. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "hmm"
		Puff asks, "a wooden box, eh?"
		inky says, "I guess we could use that to go in the pool too"
inky says (to Floyd), "x box"
Floyd \| The wooden box is about half the size of a shoebox. It has a hinged Floyd \| lid, which is closed. In the lid is a small keyhole. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier yawns. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "open box"
Floyd \| It's locked. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "I wonder if we have to win a ton of money in the casino."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x net"
Floyd \| It is a long-handled mesh fishing net. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cheese"
Floyd \| The cottage cheese is white and lumpy. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl twitches.
inky says (to Floyd), "x wallet"
Floyd \| Your wallet contains some money. Currently, your money amounts to Floyd \| $50.92 Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier yawns. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask cashier about box"
Floyd \| "It's a great buy for just 1.29." Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier scratches his nose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bracelet"
Floyd \| It's a bracelet made of shark teeth. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "we might as well buy all the stuff besides the gear"
genericgeekgirl asks, "cashier about bracelet"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask cashier about bracelet"
Floyd \| "Pretty, isn't it?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask cashier about cheese"
Floyd \| "You should try it. It's very tasty." Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier scratches his nose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Sure."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf4"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x counter"
Floyd \| It's pink. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "time to abuse saves to cheat the casino"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "buy cheese"
Floyd \| You buy the cottage cheese for $2.98. Floyd \| The cashier rings it up and places it on the counter. "Don't Floyd \| forget to take it with you when you leave the store," he says. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier yawns. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "usually casino implementations in IF games aren't random"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat cheese"
Floyd \| Yum! Yum! Floyd \| Floyd \| "If you're still hungry, we've got more cottage cheese in stock", Floyd \| says the cashier. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier scratches his nose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd \| (Undoing one command) Floyd \| Floyd \| Gift Shop Floyd \| Miscellaneous merchandise for sale is on the shelves here. A price Floyd \| list is displayed on the counter, and behind the counter is the Floyd \| cashier. To the north is the grand hall. The boarding area is to the Floyd \| northwest. Floyd \| Sitting on the counter is some cottage cheese. Sitting on the Floyd \| shelves is some scuba gear, a fishing net, a sharktooth bracelet, and Floyd \| a wooden box. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "Buy ALL the things?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have your clothes (being worn), a wallet, a room key, a roll of Floyd \| toilet paper, a pair of goggles, an evil detector (being worn), and a Floyd \| hint book. Your wallet seems to contain some money. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take cheese"
Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier scratches his nose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "maybe we have to catch a tuna and sell it"
		genericgeekgirl says, "It's odd that buying doesn't take it."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "buy net"
Floyd \| You buy the fishing net for $5.00. Floyd \| The cashier rings it up and places it on the counter. "Don't Floyd \| forget to take it with you when you leave the store," he says. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take net"
Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "buy bracelet"
Floyd \| You buy the sharktooth bracelet for $10.00. Floyd \| The cashier rings it up and places it on the counter. "Don't Floyd \| forget to take it with you when you leave the store," he says. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier scratches his nose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "maybe it's in case your inventory is full"
		genericgeekgirl says, "I can only imagine why we want this."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear bracelet"
Floyd \| (First taking the sharktooth bracelet) Floyd \| Taken. Okay, you're now wearing the sharktooth bracelet. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "We are so hip."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "buy box"
Floyd \| You buy the wooden box for $1.29. Floyd \| The cashier rings it up and places it on the counter. "Don't Floyd \| forget to take it with you when you leave the store," he says. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier says, "Oh, I almost forgot that the person who buys Floyd \| that box is supposed to receive this key as a free gift." Floyd \| He hands you a small wooden key. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl ooh.
		Puff says, "we're on the cutting edge of surfer fashion"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open box"
Floyd \| It's locked. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier scratches his nose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax says, "I like keys"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "unlock box with wooden key"
Floyd \| Unlocked. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier scratches his nose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open box"
Floyd \| Opening the wooden box reveals an orange power crystal. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl exclaims, "Yay!"
		Limax says, "Especially C#"
		inky says, "oh ho ho"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take crystal"
Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your score just went up 15 points! Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take box"
Floyd \| You've already got your hands full. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "x detector"
Floyd \| The evil detector looks similar to a digital wristwatch. However, Floyd \| instead of telling you the time, it tells you how much evil power the Floyd \| evil wizard has absorbed. If it gets up to 275, the evil wizard can Floyd \| break free and take over the world. Currently, it reads 0. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier yawns. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have your clothes (being worn), a wallet, a room key, a roll of Floyd \| toilet paper, a pair of goggles, an evil detector (being worn), a hint Floyd \| book, some cottage cheese, a fishing net, a sharktooth bracelet (being Floyd \| worn), a small wooden key, and an orange power crystal. Your wallet Floyd \| seems to contain some money. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier scratches his nose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "weird"
inky says (to Floyd), "drop key"
Floyd \| Which key do you mean, the room key, or the small wooden key? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "well that was easy"
inky says (to Floyd), "wooden"
Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "I guess we should go plug the toilet and get rid of the paper :)"
		genericgeekgirl says, "And there are no more crystals on this floor."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Gift Shop Floyd \| Miscellaneous merchandise for sale is on the shelves here. A price Floyd \| list is displayed on the counter, and behind the counter is the Floyd \| cashier. To the north is the grand hall. The boarding area is to the Floyd \| northwest. Floyd \| You see a small wooden key here. Sitting on the counter is a Floyd \| wooden box. Sitting on the shelves is some scuba gear. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier scratches his nose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "We should maybe take the box to hold the crystals until we have all three and are ready to hunt for the portal."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Until then it doesn't matter if we're holding them."
		Puff says, "good thinking"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put crystal in box"
Floyd \| Done. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier yawns. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take box"
Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have your clothes (being worn), a wallet, a room key, a roll of Floyd \| toilet paper, a pair of goggles, an evil detector (being worn), a hint Floyd \| book, some cottage cheese, a fishing net, a sharktooth bracelet (being Floyd \| worn), and a wooden box. Your wallet seems to contain some money. Floyd \| The wooden box seems to contain an orange power crystal. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier scratches his nose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear goggles"
Floyd \| Okay, you're now wearing the goggles. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier yawns. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask cashier about scuba"
Floyd \| "It never runs out of air; that's why it costs so much." Floyd \| Floyd \| The cashier scratches his nose. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "I always forget about carry limits"
		genericgeekgirl says, "It's why I'm not very good at Nethack :)"
		Limax says, "Heh"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd \| Boarding Area Floyd \| This is where the passengers embark and disembark. The wall to the Floyd \| west opens up when the ship comes to port. The lobby is to the north, Floyd \| the grand hall is to the east, and the gift shop is to the southeast. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Lobby Floyd \| This is the ship's lobby. There is an information desk here, Floyd \| behind which sits a clerk. The sounds of laser guns and racecar Floyd \| engines come from the arcade to the east, and a door to the north Floyd \| leads to a restroom. The lobby is to the south. Floyd \| Sitting on the information desk is a sign, a ship information Floyd \| pamphlet, and an itinerary pamphlet. Floyd \| A clerk sits behind the information desk. Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk puts her left index finger inside of her right cheek and Floyd \| then pulls it out, making a loud popping noise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| (Opening the bathroom door) Floyd \| Restroom Floyd \| This is a unisex restroom. A humble toilet occupies the corner. Floyd \| "How different this world would be had Thomas Krapper never invented Floyd \| this marvel of high-tech plumbing," you think. There is also a sink Floyd \| here. The lobby is located through an open doorway to the south. Floyd \| You see a roll of toilet paper here. The toilet bowl seems to Floyd \| contain some toilet water. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Oh. It has its own toilet paper. Smart."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put toilet paper in toilet"
Floyd \| Done. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "flush toilet"
Floyd \| Whoooosh Floyd \| Some toilet water and a roll of toilet paper go down the drain, but Floyd \| the toilet does not fill back up as usual. Instead, it makes a Floyd \| grotesque gurgling sound and remains nearly empty. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your score just went up 9 points! Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "grody"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sink"
Floyd \| It is an ordinary sink. No water is coming out of the faucet. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Hello, Plumber."
		genericgeekgirl says, "I wonder what we need the broom or mop for."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Lobby Floyd \| This is the ship's lobby. There is an information desk here, Floyd \| behind which sits a clerk. The sounds of laser guns and racecar Floyd \| engines come from the arcade to the east, and a door to the north Floyd \| leads to a restroom. The lobby is to the south. Floyd \| Sitting on the information desk is a sign, a ship information Floyd \| pamphlet, and an itinerary pamphlet. Floyd \| A clerk sits behind the information desk. Floyd \| Floyd \| The clerk picks a large, slimy booger out of her nose and eats it, Floyd \| then licks her lips. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Boarding Area Floyd \| This is where the passengers embark and disembark. The wall to the Floyd \| west opens up when the ship comes to port. The lobby is to the north, Floyd \| the grand hall is to the east, and the gift shop is to the southeast. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 1 ) Floyd \| A flight of stairs leads upwards to the second deck. The Floyd \| residential hallway is to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff asks, "why is the toilet not filling up?"
		Jacqueline says, "I ate a bite of lunch just as that bit about booger eating hit the screen."
		DavidW says, "Maybe we don't need the broom or mop if the portal to the evil wizard is in the maintenance closet."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, good call."
		genericgeekgirl says, "But in that case, it might be a time sensitive thing to do. Maybe that's why we get two rolls."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd \| Southwest Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the north and east. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| West Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the north and south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Northwest Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the east and south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| North Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the east and west. To the south is a Floyd \| maintenance closet. Floyd \| The maitenance closet seems to contain a broom, a mop, and a purple Floyd \| power crystal. Floyd \| A muscular janitor stands in the doorway between the hallway and Floyd \| the maintenance closet. He is holding a plunger. Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor flexes his muscles. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "tell janitor about toilet"
Floyd \| Floyd \| "Are you trying to tell me that a toilet is clogged?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd \| Floyd \| "Is it the toilet in your room?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "no"
Floyd \| Floyd \| "Okay, then it must be the toilet north of the lobby." Floyd \| Floyd \| "Before I go unclog it, I just want to verify that you're certain Floyd \| the toilet to the north of the lobby is clogged up. I must warn you Floyd \| that I get really mad when people lie to me. So, are you sure the Floyd \| toilet is clogged?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl cowers.
		Jacqueline says, "gosh"
		inky says, "I hope he will kill us if we're lying"
		inky says, "that is how maintenance staff should operate"
		Limax says, "Heh"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf5"
Floyd \| Floyd \| Please enter yes or no. > Floyd \| Floyd \| Please enter yes or no. >		Jacqueline takes some notes on this clear example of good customer service.
		genericgeekgirl says, "Darn.."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Yes?"
inky says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd \| Floyd \| "Okay, I'll get right to work. Don't go into the maintenance closet Floyd \| while I'm gone." Floyd \| Floyd \| The janitor goes off to the east. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to inky), "haha"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| North Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the east and west. To the south is a Floyd \| maintenance closet. Floyd \| The maitenance closet seems to contain a broom, a mop, and a purple Floyd \| power crystal. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Maintenance Closet Floyd \| This large walk-in closet is not decorated in any way. Floyd \| You see a broom, a mop, and a purple power crystal here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take crystal"
Floyd \| Which crystal do you mean, the orange power crystal, or the purple Floyd \| power crystal? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take purple crystal"
Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your score just went up 15 points! Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mop"
Floyd \| It looks like an ordinary mop to me. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x broom"
Floyd \| It looks like an ordinary broom to me. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| North Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the east and west. To the south is a Floyd \| maintenance closet. Floyd \| The maitenance closet seems to contain a broom and a mop. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put purple crystal in box"
Floyd \| Done. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Tale asks, "which game is this?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take broom"
Floyd \| You can't reach that from here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Maintenance Closet Floyd \| This large walk-in closet is not decorated in any way. Floyd \| You see a broom and a mop here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky asks, "wait, why aren't you also stealing the broom and mop?"
		inky says, "oh ok"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take broom"
Floyd \| Floyd \| Unfortunately for you, the janitor set up a security system that Floyd \| causes his broom to electrocute anyone who touches it if their Floyd \| fingerprints don't match his. The electric shock is 10,000 volts, Floyd \| which is more than enough to kill you. Floyd \| Floyd \| * You have died. * Floyd \| Floyd \| In a total of 243 turns, you have achieved a score of 49 out of 90, Floyd \| earning you the rank of Hero. Floyd \| Floyd \| You may restore a saved game, start over, quit, or undo the current Floyd \| command. Floyd \| Please enter RESTORE, RESTART, QUIT, or UNDO: >		inky says, "ha ha ha"
		genericgeekgirl says, "That's why."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd \| (Undoing one command) Floyd \| Floyd \| Maintenance Closet Floyd \| This large walk-in closet is not decorated in any way.		inky says, "this guy is awesome"
Floyd \| You see a broom and a mop here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "hahahaha"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Wow."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take mop"
Floyd \| Floyd \| Unfortunately for you, the janitor set up a security system that Floyd \| causes his mop to electrocute anyone who touches it if their Floyd \| fingerprints don't match his. The electric shock is 10,000 volts, Floyd \| which is more than enough to kill you. Floyd \| Floyd \| * You have died. * Floyd \| Floyd \| In a total of 243 turns, you have achieved a score of 49 out of 90, Floyd \| earning you the rank of Hero. Floyd \| Floyd \| You may restore a saved game, start over, quit, or undo the current Floyd \| command. Floyd \| Please enter RESTORE, RESTART, QUIT, or UNDO: >		Puff says, "hmm, must be quite a battery on that thing"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd \| (Undoing one command) Floyd \| Floyd \| Maintenance Closet Floyd \| This large walk-in closet is not decorated in any way. Floyd \| You see a broom and a mop here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| North Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the east and west. To the south is a Floyd \| maintenance closet. Floyd \| The maitenance closet seems to contain a broom and a mop. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Okay, so maybe don't take the mop"
		genericgeekgirl exclaims, "Run away before he gets back!"
		Puff says, "we'll have to slice off his hands and make gloves out of them"
		Jacqueline says (to Tale), "The Cruise."
		DavidW says, "so now we need one more crystal and the portal entrance."
		inky asks, "have we been in the casino or the arcade?"
		DavidW says, "The pool has gotta be one or the other."
		DavidW says (to inky), "yes"
		Jacqueline says (to inky), "We'e been to both, but I'm not sure we'd had the eydrops yet."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah. The pool is likely the portal, maybe, since there's a high cost involved (I'm sure we need the scuba gear)."
		genericgeekgirl says, "I guess there's the kitchen we cant get into yet."
		genericgeekgirl says, "And we need to go gamble our little hearts out."
		DavidW says, "Possibly we can get on stage in the theatre."
		DavidW asks, "Also, can we go west from 'The Suites'?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "It iddn't know the word "Stage"."
		DavidW asks, "What about 'north'?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "I guess we can try that."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "But let's get our swim trunks, I think?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "And investigate the pool."
		Jacqueline says, "mmkay"
		inky says, "oh, if we have swim trunks I don't see why we need the scuba gear"
		DavidW asks, "Has it been an hour since we last ate?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "The cashier said it was expensive because it "never runs out of air.""
		Puff says, "maybe we have to go in real deep"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Which is why I think the portal is in there."
		genericgeekgirl says, "As opposed to just the last crystal."
		Jacqueline asks (of inky), "Are they magical swim trunks that will help us breath underwater?"
		inky says, "yes, but you have to wear them on your head"
		Jacqueline says, "And cover yourself in high-fructose corn syrup."
		inky says, "hee hee"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x detector"
Floyd \| The evil detector looks similar to a digital wristwatch. However, Floyd \| instead of telling you the time, it tells you how much evil power the Floyd \| evil wizard has absorbed. If it gets up to 275, the evil wizard can Floyd \| break free and take over the world. Currently, it reads 0. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ellison says, "what game is this, anyhow? I don't recognize the filename"
		Jacqueline says, "The Cruise."
		Limax says, "Heh"
		Jacqueline says, "It's from 2001, I think."
		inky says, "yeah"
		Limax says, "Yes.. When NOrmal was 17"
		Puff says, "glory hole status = negative"
		Ellison says, "huh, I actually did look that up, but I was like, huh, they're playing a one-star game from 2001? Impossible!"
		Limax says, "Atleast it got one star..."
		inky says, "ha ha"
		Jacqueline says, "I think this is pretty solidly implemented with some nice touches that I wouldn't have expected out of someone new to writing IF, let alone a teen. I'm not sure why you guys keep picking on his age."
		genericgeekgirl says (to jacq), "Yeah."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| North Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the east and west. To the south is a Floyd \| maintenance closet. Floyd \| The maitenance closet seems to contain a broom and a mop. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd \| Northwest Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the east and south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| West Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the north and south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Southwest Residential Hallway Floyd \| You are standing in a rather ordinary hallway on the residential Floyd \| deck of the ship. To either side are doors leading to private rooms. Floyd \| The hallway continues to the north and east. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "it does seem competent"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| You'll have to open the door to your room first. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax exclaims, "I wasn't picking on anything!"
		Puff says, "other than the stool difficulties"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "unlock door with key"
Floyd \| Unlocked. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd \| Opened. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Your Room Floyd \| A comfortable-looking bed is against one wall, next to which is a Floyd \| nightstand with a drawer. Your bathroom is to the south. An open Floyd \| doorway to the north leads to the south residential hall. Floyd \| You see a large suitcase here. Sitting on the nightstand is a Floyd \| note. Your suitcase seems to contain your pajamas, a swimsuit, and Floyd \| some laundry. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ellison says, "I've only been paying the slightest of attention. the one-star is IFDB's opinion, not mine."
		Limax says (to Puff), "That's what you have the toilet paper for"
inky says (to Floyd), "x laundry"
Floyd \| The laundry is your supply of clothing for the entire trip. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "look in drawer"
Floyd \| There's nothing in the nightstand drawer. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff laughs.
inky says (to Floyd), "search laundry"
Floyd \| You find nothing of interest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "wear swimsuit"
Floyd \| You remove your clothes. Floyd \| You drop them. Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| You put on the swimsuit. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "wear goggles"
Floyd \| You're already wearing the goggles! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "aw yeah"
inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 1 ) Floyd \| A flight of stairs leads upwards to the second deck. The Floyd \| residential hallway is to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "frogman lives"
inky says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Pool Deck Floyd \| Cots are ordered in neat rows near the pool. Vacationers lounge Floyd \| about idly on the cots. The shallow end of the pool is to the north, Floyd \| the main portion of the pool is to the northwest, and the diving well Floyd \| is to the west. To the southwest are the diving boards. A flight of Floyd \| stairs to the south leads downward. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd \| It would be unwise to get your wallet wet. Floyd \| It would be unwise to go into the water wearing the evil detector. Floyd \| It would be unwise to get the hint book wet. Floyd \| It would be unwise to get the cottage cheese wet. Floyd \| It would be unwise to get the wooden box wet. Floyd \| Friday Evening Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for dinner. You should go to the dining room soon. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "aw c'mon"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop all"
Floyd \| wallet: Dropped. Floyd \| room key: Dropped. Floyd \| goggles: (Taking off the goggles first) Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| evil detector: (Taking off the evil detector first) Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| hint book: Dropped. Floyd \| cottage cheese: Dropped. Floyd \| fishing net: Dropped. Floyd \| sharktooth bracelet: (Taking off the sharktooth bracelet first) Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| wooden box: Dropped. Floyd \| swimsuit: It would be unwise to commit indecent exposure. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have a swimsuit (being worn). Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear goggles"
Floyd \| (First taking the goggles) Floyd \| Taken. Okay, you're now wearing the goggles. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Of course it would be time for dinner when we have no clothing."
		Puff says, "Norman! Your dinner is getting cold!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd \| Main Pool Area Floyd \| People swim all around you. The water is four feet deep, deep Floyd \| enough for you to easily swim around underwater. The shallow end is Floyd \| to the east, and the diving well is to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "Get off that computer and come talk to your family for once!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| Shallow End Floyd \| People swim and play. The water is about two feet deep, just Floyd \| barely deep enough for you to swim underwater. The main pool area is Floyd \| to the west, and the pool deck is to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for dinner. You should go to the dining room soon. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd \| Main Pool Area Floyd \| People swim all around you. The water is four feet deep, deep Floyd \| enough for you to easily swim around underwater. The shallow end is Floyd \| to the east, and the diving well is to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Diving Well Floyd \| The diving well is so deep that you can't see the bottom. The main Floyd \| pool area is to the north, and the pool deck is to the east. The high Floyd \| diving board rises up ten feet from the deck to the south and extends Floyd \| out above the diving well. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| You take a deep breath, preparing to go underwater. Floyd \| Floyd \| Just Under the Surface of the Diving Well Floyd \| The main pool area is to the north. The diving well extends quite Floyd \| some distance below you. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd \| Halfway Down the Diving Well Floyd \| The diving well continues above you and below you. At the bottom Floyd \| of the diving well you see a vague apparition moving around. Floyd \| Floyd \| You're starting to run low on air. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "oops"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Just Under the Surface of the Diving Well Floyd \| The main pool area is to the north. The diving well extends quite Floyd \| some distance below you. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for dinner. You should go to the dining room soon. Floyd \| Floyd \| You're running very low on air. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
RootShell arrives, ready to play with the toys.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| You come to the surface and inhale deeply. Floyd \| Floyd \| Aaaah, sweet oxygen! Floyd \| Floyd \| Diving Well Floyd \| The diving well is so deep that you can't see the bottom. The main Floyd \| pool area is to the north, and the pool deck is to the east. The high Floyd \| diving board rises up ten feet from the deck to the south and extends Floyd \| out above the diving well. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
RootShell says, "Hello"		Jacqueline exclaims (at RootShell), "Channel, my dear. And hello!"
		RootShell says, "i"
Ellison says, "hey RootShell"		djfletch asks, "could we get deeper quicker by diving off the board?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, I was thinking that."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Base of the Diving Board Floyd \| A ladder leads up ten feet to the top of the high diving board, Floyd \| which extends over the diving well to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Top of the Diving Board Floyd \| The diving board extends outward over the water to the north. If Floyd \| you don't want to take the plunge, you can go back down the ladder to Floyd \| the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ellison says, "oops, sorry, forgot what room I am in"
		RootShell says, "Hello all"
		Ellison says, "I blame RootShell"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf6"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd \| Yahooo! Floyd \| Floyd \| Just Under the Surface of the Diving Well Floyd \| The main pool area is to the north. The diving well extends quite Floyd \| some distance below you. Floyd \| Boing Floyd \| Floyd \| You come to the surface and inhale deeply. Floyd \| Floyd \| Diving Well Floyd \| The diving well is so deep that you can't see the bottom. The main Floyd \| pool area is to the north, and the pool deck is to the east. The high Floyd \| diving board rises up ten feet from the deck to the south and extends Floyd \| out above the diving well. Floyd \| Boing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says (to Ellison), "heehee"
		genericgeekgirl says, "No, I guess not."
		inky says, "yahooo ... boing"
RootShell says (to Ellison), "Hehehe"		inky says, "actually two boings"
		Puff says, "count cards"
		inky asks, "also, aren't we about to lose for not making it to dinner?"
Limax walks slowly out of the room and into the sunset.		genericgeekgirl says, "* You have been roughed up by some big men in suits and thrown off the ship. THe world explodes. *"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, we need to hurry back to the room to change and get dinner. We might still have enough time."
Limax arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| Pool Deck Floyd \| Cots are ordered in neat rows near the pool. Vacationers lounge Floyd \| about idly on the cots. The shallow end of the pool is to the north, Floyd \| the main portion of the pool is to the northwest, and the diving well Floyd \| is to the west. To the southwest are the diving boards. A flight of Floyd \| stairs to the south leads downward. Floyd \| You see a wallet, a room key, an evil detector, a hint book, some Floyd \| cottage cheese, a fishing net, a sharktooth bracelet, and a wooden box Floyd \| here. Your wallet seems to contain some money. The wooden box seems Floyd \| to contain an orange power crystal and a purple power crystal. Floyd \| Floyd \| If you don't hurry up and go to the dining room you'll be late for Floyd \| dinner! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd \| wallet: Taken. Floyd \| room key: Taken. Floyd \| evil detector: Taken. Floyd \| hint book: Taken. Floyd \| cottage cheese: Taken. Floyd \| fishing net: Taken. Floyd \| sharktooth bracelet: Taken. Floyd \| wooden box: Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax says, "Switched machines"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ellison says, "call us a wizard's apprentice but don't call us late for dinner!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 1 ) Floyd \| A flight of stairs leads upwards to the second deck. The Floyd \| residential hallway is to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| If you don't hurry up and go to the dining room you'll be late for Floyd \| dinner! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Your Room Floyd \| A comfortable-looking bed is against one wall, next to which is a Floyd \| nightstand with a drawer. Your bathroom is to the south. An open Floyd \| doorway to the north leads to the south residential hall. Floyd \| You see a large suitcase and your clothes here. Sitting on the Floyd \| nightstand is a note. Your suitcase seems to contain your pajamas and Floyd \| some laundry. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear clothes"
Floyd \| You remove your swimsuit. Floyd \| You drop it. Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| You put on the clothes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 1 ) Floyd \| A flight of stairs leads upwards to the second deck. The Floyd \| residential hallway is to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| You have a nagging suspicion that something terrible will happen if Floyd \| you don't get to the dining room and go to dinner posthaste!! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Dining Room Floyd \| Waiters come in and out of the kitchen to the south, serving the Floyd \| diners at various tables. Ornate chandeliers hang from the ceiling. Floyd \| A large doorway to the north and smaller doorways to the northeast and Floyd \| northwest lead to the stairway area. Floyd \| The maître d' greets diners as they enter the dining room. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' says, "Sir, please go change into some more appropriate Floyd \| attire. You may not dine here dressed as you are. Ask me about Floyd \| eating when you're attired properly. " Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "remove goggles"
Floyd \| You could drop the goggles, but your hands are too full to carry them. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' eyes you suspiciously. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd \| (Undoing one command) Floyd \| Floyd \| Dining Room Floyd \| Waiters come in and out of the kitchen to the south, serving the Floyd \| diners at various tables. Ornate chandeliers hang from the ceiling. Floyd \| A large doorway to the north and smaller doorways to the northeast and Floyd \| northwest lead to the stairway area. Floyd \| The maître d' greets diners as they enter the dining room. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop book"
Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' eyes you suspiciously. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "remove goggles"
Floyd \| Okay, you're no longer wearing the goggles. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask maitre about eating"
Floyd \| Floyd \| "Welcome to my restaurant," says the maître d'. Floyd \| "Would you care for some dinner?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd \| After eating a delectable dinner, you're on your way again. Floyd \| Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Friday Evening Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Whew."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf7"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take book"
Floyd \| I don't see any book here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Dining Room Floyd \| Waiters come in and out of the kitchen to the south, serving the Floyd \| diners at various tables. Ornate chandeliers hang from the ceiling. Floyd \| A large doorway to the north and smaller doorways to the northeast and Floyd \| northwest lead to the stairway area. Floyd \| You see a hint book here. Floyd \| The maître d' greets diners as they enter the dining room. Floyd \| Floyd \| "You've already eaten dinner tonight, sir." says the maître d'. Floyd \| "Please return tomorrow." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "It's back in the dinning room, no?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take book"
Floyd \| You've already got your hands full. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' looks around the room. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear goggles"
Floyd \| Okay, you're now wearing the goggles. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' says to you, " Sir, I request you leave the dining room Floyd \| and not return until you are properly attired." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take book"
Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' says to you, " Sir, I request you leave the dining room Floyd \| and not return until you are properly attired." Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "ha ha, I missed that he's the mantre d'"
		inky says, "which I assume is french for "the manta ray of""
		DavidW says, "I'm seeing ma?tre d'."
		inky says, "oh, hunh"
		Jacqueline says, "yeah, me too."
		Limax says, "I'm seeing the guy that takes me to my table"
		inky says, "hmm, floyd does have his charset set correctly"
		inky says, "or at least what I thought was correct"
inky says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The ma�tre d' greets some guests. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky asks, "does that look right now?"
		DavidW says, "I've never been able to see accented characters on my mudclient."
		inky says, "oh well"
		Jacqueline says, "It used to work for me when I used MUSHclient, but now that I'm using tf via plover it's back to ?? for me."
		genericgeekgirl says, "It got worse for me, but yeah, what DW says."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Went from C. to o?="
		Limax says (to inky), "NOt for me, but I never installed the UTF fonts"
		Jacqueline says, "I think they come out okay in the transcripts, though."
		Jacqueline asks, "So whatever you did you should perhaps change it back?"
		inky says, "yeah, I did"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have a pair of goggles (being worn), a wallet, a room key, an evil Floyd \| detector, some cottage cheese, a fishing net, a sharktooth bracelet, a Floyd \| wooden box, your clothes (being worn), and a hint book. Your wallet Floyd \| seems to contain some money. The wooden box seems to contain an Floyd \| orange power crystal and a purple power crystal. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' eyes you suspiciously. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax says, "inky's quick"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear bracelet"
Floyd \| Okay, you're now wearing the sharktooth bracelet. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' greets some guests. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put cheese in box"
Floyd \| You can't fit that in the wooden box. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' eyes you suspiciously. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put wallet in box"
Floyd \| Done. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' says to you, " Sir, I request you leave the dining room Floyd \| and not return until you are properly attired." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put room key in box"
Floyd \| Done. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' eyes you suspiciously. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear evil"
Floyd \| Okay, you're now wearing the evil detector. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' greets some guests. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have a pair of goggles (being worn), an evil detector (being Floyd \| worn), some cottage cheese, a fishing net, a sharktooth bracelet Floyd \| (being worn), a wooden box, your clothes (being worn), and a hint Floyd \| book. The wooden box seems to contain an orange power crystal, a Floyd \| purple power crystal, a wallet, and a room key. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' eyes you suspiciously. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "That should help a little."
		Ellison says, "I see the pointy thing over the i"
		DavidW says, "circumflex"
		inky says, "little hat"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Dining Room Floyd \| Waiters come in and out of the kitchen to the south, serving the Floyd \| diners at various tables. Ornate chandeliers hang from the ceiling. Floyd \| A large doorway to the north and smaller doorways to the northeast and Floyd \| northwest lead to the stairway area. Floyd \| The maître d' greets diners as they enter the dining room. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' says to you, " Sir, I request you leave the dining room Floyd \| and not return until you are properly attired." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x chandeliers"
Floyd \| The crystal chandeliers are very beautiful. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' greets some guests. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x waiters"
Floyd \| They are busily serving diners. Floyd \| Floyd \| The maître d' eyes you suspiciously. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "Can we somehow make him go away so we can sneak into the kitchen?"
		inky asks, "have we tried going back outside of mealtime?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Going to pop into the theatre again. There was no time between lunch and dinner."
		genericgeekgirl says, "We got there at the last possible moment, and then it immediately changed to dinner."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Unless it closes after dinner, and we're not forced into bed."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd \| The Suites Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside of the suites.A balcony to the Floyd \| east overlooks the atrium. The hallway near the staircase and the Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the southeast. The area outside of Floyd \| the theater is to the northeast. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd \| Outside of the Theater Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside the theater. A door to the north Floyd \| leads into to the theater. The suites are to the southwest, and the Floyd \| lounge is to the southeast. A balcony to the south overlooks the Floyd \| atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| (Opening the theater door) Floyd \| You enter the theater and sit down with the rest of the audience. The Floyd \| door swings closed behind you. Floyd \| Floyd \| Theater Floyd \| You are sitting on a chair in the theater. A comedian is telling Floyd \| jokes on the stage. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Floyd \| Just one, but it takes a whole lot of light bulbs. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Tale has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| You're not going anywhere until you get out of the chair. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What's big, red, and eats rocks? Floyd \| A big, red rock eater. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "I guess that answers that question."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand"		Limax says, "I've heard these before"
Floyd \| Okay, you're no longer in the chair. You leave the theater. The door Floyd \| swings closed behind you. Floyd \| Floyd \| Outside of the Theater Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside the theater. A door to the north Floyd \| leads into to the theater. The suites are to the southwest, and the Floyd \| lounge is to the southeast. A balcony to the south overlooks the Floyd \| atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "I wonder if it loops.."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| (Opening the theater door) Floyd \| You enter the theater and sit down with the rest of the audience. The Floyd \| door swings closed behind you. Floyd \| Floyd \| Theater Floyd \| You are sitting on a chair in the theater. A comedian is telling Floyd \| jokes on the stage. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. He drinks it, and then Floyd \| he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him. Floyd \| Then the pig uses the bathroom and leaves. Floyd \| Another pig walks into the bar and orders two beers. He drinks Floyd \| them, and then he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The Floyd \| bartender tells him. Then the pig uses the bathroom and leaves. Floyd \| Another pig walks into the bar and orders three beers. He drinks Floyd \| them, and then he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The Floyd \| bartender tells him. Then the pig uses the bathroom and leaves. Floyd \| Another pig walks into the bar and orders four beers. He drinks Floyd \| them, and then he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The Floyd \| bartender tells him. Then the pig uses the bathroom and leaves. Floyd \| Another pig walks into the bar and orders five beers. He drinks Floyd \| them and starts to head out the door. The bartender says, "Aren't you Floyd \| going to ask me where the bathroom is?" Floyd \| "No," says the pig. "I'm the one who goes wee-wee-wee-wee-wee all Floyd \| the way home. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| Where does a 700 pound gorilla sit? Floyd \| Wherever he wants. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| Why was the blonde proud when she finished the 25-piece jigsaw Floyd \| puzzle in 8 months? Floyd \| The box said 2-4 years. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Floyd \| Billions and billions. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What's black and white and red all over? Floyd \| A sunburned zebra. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What else is black and white and red all over? Floyd \| A newspaper. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What else is black and white and red all over? Floyd \| Two nuns in a chainsaw fight. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe there's something useful in here."
		Limax says, "IRTA 'two nudes'"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload Floyd \| of bowling balls? Floyd \| You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork . . . Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| A lawyer parks his Mercedes at the side of the road. When he opens Floyd \| his door, a passing car runs into it, breaking it off. He calls the Floyd \| police. When the police get there, the lawyer says, "Some idiot Floyd \| rammed into the door of my Mercedes and then drove away!" Floyd \| "Sir, I'm terribly sorry about your car, but aren't you more Floyd \| concerned about the fact that the accident also severed your arm?" Floyd \| "Omigosh! What happened to my Rolex?" Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| Why did the rooster cross the road? Floyd \| To prove he was no chicken. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| Three nuns die and ascend to heaven. When they get up to the Floyd \| pearly gates, St. Peter says, "I'm sorry, sisters, but it's getting Floyd \| awfully crowded up here. So we've instituted a new policy. In order Floyd \| to get in, you have to answer a question about the bible." Floyd \| To the first nun he says, "Your question is: What was the first Floyd \| man named?" Floyd \| "That's an easy one," she replies. "He was Adam." Floyd \| Bells ring, the gates open, and the first nun walks into heaven. Floyd \| To the second nun he says, "Your question is: What was the first Floyd \| woman named?" Floyd \| "That's an easy one," she replies. "She was Eve." Floyd \| Bells ring, the gates open, and the second nun walks into heaven. Floyd \| To the third nun he says, "Your question is: What was the first Floyd \| thing Eve said to Adam?" Floyd \| The nun scratches her head. "Hmm . . . That's a hard one." Floyd \| Bells ring, the gates open, and the third nun walks into heaven." Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl glares.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| How do you make an elephant float? Floyd \| In a very tall glass, mix 1000 gallons of root beer, 10,000 scoops Floyd \| of ice cream, and one elephant. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "it seems unlikely something is going to happen just by waiting here"
		Limax says, "Wow... another nun joke"
		inky says, "but maybe we have to do something else"
		Limax says, "Huh... that elephant joke was in my 101 elephant jokes book"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "throw book at comedian"
Floyd \| You can't reach that from the chair. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "I was just curious if he runs out."
inky says (to Floyd), "look under chair"
Floyd \| There's nothing under the chair. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| Why do elephants paint their toenails red? Floyd \| So they can hide in the cherry trees. Floyd \| You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Floyd \| Well, their disguise must be really effective. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "Maybe his act ends?"
		Johnny says (to Limax), "Eventually you run out of jokes and you have nun."
		Limax says, "Hm. True"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What has four wheels and flies? Floyd \| A garbage truck. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| Why do vultures like to ride on airplanes? Floyd \| Because of all the carry-on. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "hahaha"
		Limax says, "Heh"
		Jacqueline says, "That one is also new to me. Yay."
		Limax says, "Me too"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's at your front Floyd \| door? Floyd \| Matt. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax says, "But laughing hurts"
		Limax says, "Crule"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to Floyd \| swim? Floyd \| Bob. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's hanging on Floyd \| your wall? Floyd \| Art. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "Oh man, these."
		Jacqueline says, "Oh man, these."
		Jacqueline says, "whoops"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Floyd \| Two - one to screw it in most of the way, and the other to give it Floyd \| a surprising twist at the end. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "snrk"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Floyd \| Just one, but it takes a whole lot of light bulbs. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| What's big, red, and eats rocks? Floyd \| A big, red rock eater. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd \| Time passes... Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| Three men walk into a bar. The fourth ducks. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "I don't think it's going to end."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Ok, it looped. Meh."
		genericgeekgirl demands her money back.
		Ashen asks, "So, now the short-term goal is to find a rifle?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| You get up and leave the theater. The door swings closed behind you. Floyd \| Floyd \| Outside of the Theater Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside the theater. A door to the north Floyd \| leads into to the theater. The suites are to the southwest, and the Floyd \| lounge is to the southeast. A balcony to the south overlooks the Floyd \| atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ellison says, "Arthur Yahtzee and the Cheesecake of Evil also has a stand-up comedian in it, but the comedian is Jesus"
		inky says, "ha ha"
Ashen says (to floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have a pair of goggles (being worn), an evil detector (being Floyd \| worn), some cottage cheese, a fishing net, a sharktooth bracelet Floyd \| (being worn), a wooden box, your clothes (being worn), and a hint Floyd \| book. The wooden box seems to contain an orange power crystal, a Floyd \| purple power crystal, a wallet, and a room key. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ashen says (to Floyd), "x evil detector"
Floyd \| The evil detector looks similar to a digital wristwatch. However, Floyd \| instead of telling you the time, it tells you how much evil power the Floyd \| evil wizard has absorbed. If it gets up to 275, the evil wizard can Floyd \| break free and take over the world. Currently, it reads 0. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen asks, "STILL?! We have two out of three crystals and it hasn't even started counting yet?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yup."
		Puff says, "maybe the counter is broken"
		Ashen asks, "Well, there's one per deck, so . . . which deck didn't we get one from?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "The pool deck and this one."
		djfletch says, "I liked the plan to win lots of money by gambling."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, we need to go do that."
		genericgeekgirl says, "We're not getting into the pool depths without the scuba gear."
		Ashen asks, "And why do I have the feeling the ma��tre d'h��tel is going to el is going to be involved?"
		inky says, "also we should see if we can go down from the shallow end of the pool"
		Ashen says, "And our character can't hold their breath? Great. Casino it is . . ."
		genericgeekgirl says, "There didn't seem to be an obvious way to do so, but I guess."
		Puff says, "have we been in the kitchen? Sorry but I've been away"
		genericgeekgirl says, "We haven't figured out how yet."
		Puff says, "hmm"
		genericgeekgirl asks, "So, do we think we need to scare the crowd away and find a different game, or blow our money repeatedly on the one slot machine and hope?"
		Ashen says, "Does the MUD support UTF-8? Because I know my client does . . . not that the correct rendering of "ma��tre d'" is the most important thing right now. And, uh, my money is for the slot machine."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Outside of the Theater Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside the theater. A door to the north Floyd \| leads into to the theater. The suites are to the southwest, and the Floyd \| lounge is to the southeast. A balcony to the south overlooks the Floyd \| atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd \| The Suites Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside of the suites.A balcony to the Floyd \| east overlooks the atrium. The hallway near the staircase and the Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the southeast. The area outside of Floyd \| the theater is to the northeast. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| You can't go that way. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen says, "If I remember the description right, there aren't any games that AREN'T slot machines."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd \| Casino Floyd \| This is the ship's casino, where dozens of vacationers go every day Floyd \| to get rid of their excess money. The casino's designers apparently Floyd \| didn't care much for variety. No blackjack, poker, or craps tables Floyd \| are here. There isn't a roulette wheel either. There are, however, Floyd \| slot machines, and lots of them. However, only one of them is Floyd \| currently open. Due to the huge crowd of people in the casino, you Floyd \| can't even get close enough to the other machines to get a good look Floyd \| at them. The arcade is to the west, the bar is to the south, and the Floyd \| grand hall is to the southwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah"
		Puff says, "we need to find a way to count cards"
inky says (to Floyd), "x slot machine"
Floyd \| The slot machine is bright yellow with a red handle. A purple dial Floyd \| sticks out from the side of the machine. A notice is posted on the Floyd \| machine. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Puff says, "count slots"
inky says (to Floyd), "x notice"
Floyd \| This notice appears to be the instructions for using the slot machine. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "read it"
Floyd \| You must match all three slots to win a prize. Each slot has an equal Floyd \| probability of showing a cherry, an orange, a banana, a dollar sign, Floyd \| or a jackpot symbol. This is a special slot machine. You can choose Floyd \| how much many cents you want to wager by turning the dial to any Floyd \| number 1 through 100. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| PAYOFFS Floyd \| cherries . . . . . . . . x2 Floyd \| oranges . . . . . . . . x3 Floyd \| bananas . . . . . . . . x5 Floyd \| $$$ . . . . . . . . . . x10 Floyd \| jackpot . . . . . . . . x100 Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "x dial"
Floyd \| The dial can be turned to settings numbered from 1 to 100. It's Floyd \| currently set to 25. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "look behind slot machine"
Floyd \| There's nothing behind the slot machine. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen says, "Now seems like a good time to save."
inky says (to Floyd), "look under slot machine"
Floyd \| There's nothing under the slot machine. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf8"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "hmm"
inky says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd \| You can't do anything that requires money if you aren't carrying your Floyd \| wallet. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have a pair of goggles (being worn), an evil detector (being Floyd \| worn), some cottage cheese, a fishing net, a sharktooth bracelet Floyd \| (being worn), a wooden box, your clothes (being worn), and a hint Floyd \| book. The wooden box seems to contain an orange power crystal, a Floyd \| purple power crystal, a wallet, and a room key. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
Ashen says (to Floyd), "turn dial to 100"
Floyd \| Okay, it's now turned to 100. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Jacqueline says, "I unfortunately gotta run - I'm enjoying the game, and look forward to reading the transcript, though. Good luck, peeps."
inky says (to Floyd), "get wallet"
Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd \| You put $1.00 into the machine and pull the handle. The slots whir Floyd \| and then slowly come to a stop one by one. Floyd \| Floyd \| jackpot . . . . jackpot . . . . banana Floyd \| Floyd \| Sorry, you lose :( Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "bye jacq"
		Ashen says, "See you later!"
		inky says, "seems likely we need to find a way to hack the machine or something"
Ashen says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd \| You put $1.00 into the machine and pull the handle. The slots whir Floyd \| and then slowly come to a stop one by one. Floyd \| Floyd \| orange . . . . $$$ . . . . orange Floyd \| Floyd \| Sorry, you lose :( Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Ashen says, "Hm. Maybe we should call the gaming commission."
inky says (to Floyd), "kick machine"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "kick". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "hit machine"
Floyd \| What do you want to attack it with? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		djfletch says, "maybe there's a sequence - we could play with one cent for a while and see if we ever win"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn dial to 1"
Floyd \| Okay, it's now turned to 1. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "Maybe steal one of those magnets that makes shipboard north always the same."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "pull lever"
Floyd \| You put 1 cent into the machine and pull the handle. The slots whir Floyd \| and then slowly come to a stop one by one. Floyd \| Floyd \| jackpot . . . . cherry . . . . jackpot Floyd \| Floyd \| Sorry, you lose :( Floyd \| Floyd \| >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd \| You put 1 cent into the machine and pull the handle. The slots whir Floyd \| and then slowly come to a stop one by one. Floyd \| Floyd \| orange . . . . $$$ . . . . banana Floyd \| Floyd \| Sorry, you lose :( Floyd \| Floyd \| >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd \| You put 1 cent into the machine and pull the handle. The slots whir Floyd \| and then slowly come to a stop one by one. Floyd \| Floyd \| jackpot . . . . jackpot . . . . orange Floyd \| Floyd \| Sorry, you lose :( Floyd \| Floyd \| >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd \| You put 1 cent into the machine and pull the handle. The slots whir Floyd \| and then slowly come to a stop one by one. Floyd \| Floyd \| cherry . . . . orange . . . . cherry Floyd \| Floyd \| Sorry, you lose :( Floyd \| Floyd \| >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd \| You put 1 cent into the machine and pull the handle. The slots whir Floyd \| and then slowly come to a stop one by one. Floyd \| Floyd \| orange . . . . cherry . . . . cherry Floyd \| Floyd \| Sorry, you lose :( Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky asks, "orange you sorry it wasn't a third cherry?"
djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn dial to 0"
Floyd \| There's no such setting! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		djfletch says, "we would have to win 25 times at the maximum amount to get 2500 for a scuba"
		inky says, "yeah"
		DavidW asks, "Was there any useful info in the two pamphlets?"
		inky asks, "at the front desk?"
inky says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have a pair of goggles (being worn), an evil detector (being Floyd \| worn), some cottage cheese, a fishing net, a sharktooth bracelet Floyd \| (being worn), a wooden box, your clothes (being worn), a hint book, Floyd \| and a wallet. The wooden box seems to contain an orange power Floyd \| crystal, a purple power crystal, and a room key. Your wallet seems to Floyd \| contain some money. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		RootShell asks, "just a simple question... The game you are now playing.... is?"
		inky says, "The Cruise, from the 2001 comp"
RootShell says (to inky), "thanks"		genericgeekgirl says, "One was the itinerary, the other was mostly about magnets. One sec."
		inky asks, "magnets?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, it's why no matter where the ship is, the layout inside is always the same."
		DavidW says, "That keeps north and south consistent on board the ship regardless of whichever way the ship is actually traveling."
		inky says, "ha ha"
		DavidW says, "But I've seen some games where you use a magnet to win at slots."
		inky says, "yeah"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Otherwise, nothing useful, unless we can get into the bow and stern and steal their giant magnets without anyone noticing."
		Limax says, "I want someone to use a weasel to win at slots"
		genericgeekgirl says, "So.. I doubt that's the solution :)"
		DavidW says, "Sometimes you have to open the machine or get something inside it. Once I had to remove a too tall pillar from under the casino so it wasn't 'crooked' any more."
		genericgeekgirl says, "It would probably cause some sort of disaster."
		inky says, "we could ask norman about the slots"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read book"
Floyd \| Floyd \| Welcome to the hint book. The hints on each topic start out vague and Floyd \| get progressively more specific. Press a number key to view the next Floyd \| hint in that topic, or press any other key to exit. More hint topics Floyd \| will become available as you progress through the game. Floyd \| Floyd \| Hints are available on the following topics: Floyd \| Floyd \| 1. I don't have enough money. Floyd \| 2. Obtaining the green crystal Floyd \|		RootShell says, "Magnets and slot machines... Hummm"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Or read #1"
genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd \| Floyd \| exiting hint book . . . Floyd \| Floyd \| >		RootShell says, "I think the solution is there"
		Limax exclaims (at RootShell), "ANd weasels!"
		DavidW says, "Try asking the old man about slots. Maybe there's a magic way."
		Ellison asks, "the author is an NPC in the game?"
		djfletch says, "you'd think the dial would have to be there for a reason, but maybe it's a red herring."
		DavidW says (to Ellison), "yes"
		Ellison says, "nice"
		DavidW says (to djf), "Perhaps one dial setting is an always-win setting."
		Ellison says, "this game seems like it could be a part of many an IFDB list"
		inky says (to DavidW), "yeah"
		genericgeekgirl says, "The wizard doesn't seem like he'd have anything to say about them, and Norman would just tell us what he had in mind while creating them."
		genericgeekgirl says, "He gave us the book for hints."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x slot"
Floyd \| The slot machine is bright yellow with a red handle. A purple dial Floyd \| sticks out from the side of the machine. A notice is posted on the Floyd \| machine. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x notice"
Floyd \| This notice appears to be the instructions for using the slot machine. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read notice"
Floyd \| You must match all three slots to win a prize. Each slot has an equal Floyd \| probability of showing a cherry, an orange, a banana, a dollar sign, Floyd \| or a jackpot symbol. This is a special slot machine. You can choose Floyd \| how much many cents you want to wager by turning the dial to any Floyd \| number 1 through 100. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| PAYOFFS Floyd \| cherries . . . . . . . . x2 Floyd \| oranges . . . . . . . . x3 Floyd \| bananas . . . . . . . . x5 Floyd \| $$$ . . . . . . . . . . x10 Floyd \| jackpot . . . . . . . . x100 Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x dial"
Floyd \| The dial can be turned to settings numbered from 1 to 100. It's Floyd \| currently set to 1. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn dial to 101."
Floyd \| There's no such setting! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Worth a shot."
		genericgeekgirl pulls out a sharpie.
djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn slot"
Floyd \| Turning the slot machine doesn't have any effect. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn reel"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "reel". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "turn wheel"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "wheel". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
djfletch says (to Floyd), "nudge slot"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "nudge". Floyd \| Floyd \| >		djfletch says, "I wonder if we can get to the bottom of the pool by holding on to some heavy thing."
		djfletch asks, "Is there an anvil anywhere?"
		DavidW says, "hm. Looking at my old notes, 'jump' and 'dive' from the diving boards are completely different commands."
		djfletch says, "oh, ok"
		djfletch says, "so we maybe just jumped before"
		inky says, "we did"
		inky says, "also, that is pretty weak"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Interesting."
		DavidW says, "If we dive, we go further down."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Ok."
		Limax asks, "What about submerge?"
		Limax says, "Also, CSB"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Going to go get changed, then."
Limax walks slowly out of the room and into the sunset.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Casino Floyd \| This is the ship's casino, where dozens of vacationers go every day Floyd \| to get rid of their excess money. The casino's designers apparently Floyd \| didn't care much for variety. No blackjack, poker, or craps tables Floyd \| are here. There isn't a roulette wheel either. There are, however, Floyd \| slot machines, and lots of them. However, only one of them is Floyd \| currently open. Due to the huge crowd of people in the casino, you Floyd \| can't even get close enough to the other machines to get a good look Floyd \| at them. The arcade is to the west, the bar is to the south, and the Floyd \| grand hall is to the southwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 1 ) Floyd \| A flight of stairs leads upwards to the second deck. The Floyd \| residential hallway is to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Your Room Floyd \| A comfortable-looking bed is against one wall, next to which is a Floyd \| nightstand with a drawer. Your bathroom is to the south. An open Floyd \| doorway to the north leads to the south residential hall. Floyd \| You see a large suitcase and a swimsuit here. Sitting on the Floyd \| nightstand is a note. Your suitcase seems to contain your pajamas and Floyd \| some laundry. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear swimsuit"
Floyd \| You remove your clothes. Floyd \| You drop them. Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| You put on the swimsuit. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have a pair of goggles (being worn), an evil detector (being Floyd \| worn), some cottage cheese, a fishing net, a sharktooth bracelet Floyd \| (being worn), a wooden box, a hint book, a wallet, and a swimsuit Floyd \| (being worn). The wooden box seems to contain an orange power Floyd \| crystal, a purple power crystal, and a room key. Your wallet seems to Floyd \| contain some money. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "Maps of this game at [LINK]"
Limax arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "close door"
Floyd \| Closed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 1 ) Floyd \| A flight of stairs leads upwards to the second deck. The Floyd \| residential hallway is to the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax says, "It's like I was neve gone"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax says, "Except that this keyboard is worse"
		genericgeekgirl exclaims (at Limax), "We missed you!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Pool Deck Floyd \| Cots are ordered in neat rows near the pool. Vacationers lounge Floyd \| about idly on the cots. The shallow end of the pool is to the north, Floyd \| the main portion of the pool is to the northwest, and the diving well Floyd \| is to the west. To the southwest are the diving boards. A flight of Floyd \| stairs to the south leads downward. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop all"
Floyd \| goggles: (Taking off the goggles first) Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| evil detector: (Taking off the evil detector first) Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| cottage cheese: Dropped. Floyd \| fishing net: Dropped. Floyd \| sharktooth bracelet: (Taking off the sharktooth bracelet first) Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| wooden box: Dropped. Floyd \| hint book: Dropped. Floyd \| wallet: Dropped. Floyd \| swimsuit: It would be unwise to commit indecent exposure. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear goggles"
Floyd \| (First taking the goggles) Floyd \| Taken. Okay, you're now wearing the goggles. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have a swimsuit (being worn) and a pair of goggles (being worn). Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax says, "Heh"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd \| Base of the Diving Board Floyd \| A ladder leads up ten feet to the top of the high diving board, Floyd \| which extends over the diving well to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Top of the Diving Board Floyd \| The diving board extends outward over the water to the north. If Floyd \| you don't want to take the plunge, you can go back down the ladder to Floyd \| the south. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf9"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dive"
Floyd \| (the diving board) Floyd \| You dive deep down into the diving well. Floyd \| Floyd \| Halfway Down the Diving Well Floyd \| The diving well continues above you and below you. At the bottom Floyd \| of the diving well you see a vague apparition moving around. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| Bottom of the Diving Well Floyd \| You've made it all the way down to the bottom of the diving well. Floyd \| The water pressure makes your ears uncomfortable.A red fish darts Floyd \| about here. Floyd \| You see a green power crystal here. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for bed. You should go to your room soon. Floyd \| Floyd \| You're starting to run low on air.x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take crystal"
Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your score just went up 15 points! Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| You're running very low on air.x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax exclaims, "Hey look! It's the ocean!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Halfway Down the Diving Well Floyd \| The diving well continues above you and below you. At the bottom Floyd \| of the diving well you see a vague apparition moving around. Floyd \| Floyd \| If you don't get some air soon, you'll pass out.x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Just Under the Surface of the Diving Well Floyd \| The main pool area is to the north. The diving well extends quite Floyd \| some distance below you. Floyd \| Floyd \| If you don't get some air immediately, you'll pass out.x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| You come to the surface and inhale deeply. Floyd \| Floyd \| Aaaah, sweet oxygen! Floyd \| Floyd \| If you'd gone without it any longer, you would have drowned. Floyd \| Floyd \| Diving Well Floyd \| The diving well is so deep that you can't see the bottom. The main Floyd \| pool area is to the north, and the pool deck is to the east. The high Floyd \| diving board rises up ten feet from the deck to the south and extends Floyd \| out above the diving well. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl exclaims, "Yay!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd \| Pool Deck Floyd \| Cots are ordered in neat rows near the pool. Vacationers lounge Floyd \| about idly on the cots. The shallow end of the pool is to the north, Floyd \| the main portion of the pool is to the northwest, and the diving well Floyd \| is to the west. To the southwest are the diving boards. A flight of Floyd \| stairs to the south leads downward. Floyd \| You see an evil detector, some cottage cheese, a fishing net, a Floyd \| sharktooth bracelet, a wooden box, a hint book, and a wallet here. Floyd \| The wooden box seems to contain an orange power crystal, a purple Floyd \| power crystal, and a room key. Your wallet seems to contain some Floyd \| money. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for bed. You should go to your room soon. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		Limax asks, "WShat's ith the x'?"
		inky says, "hmm"
		inky says, "I guess maybe the scuba gear is a red herring then"
		genericgeekgirl asks, "It seems to be be related to the warnings, maybe some font trick that isn't displaying?"
		inky says, "like the fish"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd \| evil detector: Taken. Floyd \| cottage cheese: Taken. Floyd \| fishing net: Taken. Floyd \| sharktooth bracelet: Taken. Floyd \| wooden box: Taken. Floyd \| hint book: You've already got your hands full. Floyd \| wallet: Taken. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "I think I remember the x happening"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put green crystal in box"
Floyd \| You can't fit that in the wooden box. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear bracelet"
Floyd \| Okay, you're now wearing the sharktooth bracelet. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take book"
Floyd \| Taken. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Pool Deck Floyd \| Cots are ordered in neat rows near the pool. Vacationers lounge Floyd \| about idly on the cots. The shallow end of the pool is to the north, Floyd \| the main portion of the pool is to the northwest, and the diving well Floyd \| is to the west. To the southwest are the diving boards. A flight of Floyd \| stairs to the south leads downward. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for bed. You should go to your room soon. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Heading back to the room. And I guess we spend tomorrow walking around with the crystals."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x detector"
Floyd \| The evil detector looks similar to a digital wristwatch. However, Floyd \| instead of telling you the time, it tells you how much evil power the Floyd \| evil wizard has absorbed. If it gets up to 275, the evil wizard can Floyd \| break free and take over the world. Currently, it reads 0.x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "And no, I guess the x displays always."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "But it wasn't doing that earlier, was it?"
		inky says, "no, some timer started"
		inky says, "or daemon or whatever"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 1 ) Floyd \| A flight of stairs leads upwards to the second deck. The Floyd \| residential hallway is to the south. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| Floyd \| If you don't hurry up and go to your room you'll be late for bed! x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd \| Opened. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Your Room Floyd \| A comfortable-looking bed is against one wall, next to which is a Floyd \| nightstand with a drawer. Your bathroom is to the south. An open Floyd \| doorway to the north leads to the south residential hall. Floyd \| You see a large suitcase and your clothes here. Sitting on the Floyd \| nightstand is a note. Your suitcase seems to contain your pajamas and Floyd \| some laundry. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear pajamas"
Floyd \| You remove your swimsuit. Floyd \| You drop it. Floyd \| Dropped. Floyd \| You put on the pajamas.x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sleep"
Floyd \| You'd rather sleep in your bed.x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "hurry up and sleep!!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter bed"
Floyd \| Okay, you're now lying on the bed. Floyd \| Floyd \| If you don't hurry up and go to your room you'll be late for bed! x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sleep"
Floyd \| You enjoy a peaceful sleep. The next morning, you wake up refreshed Floyd \| and change into some fresh clothes. Floyd \| Floyd \| Your Room Floyd \| A comfortable-looking bed is against one wall, next to which is a Floyd \| nightstand with a drawer. Your bathroom is to the south. An open Floyd \| doorway to the north leads to the south residential hall. Floyd \| You see a large suitcase, a swimsuit, and your pajamas here. Floyd \| Sitting on the nightstand is a note. Your suitcase seems to contain Floyd \| some laundry. Floyd \| Saturday Early Morning x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf10"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
inky says (to Floyd), "x note"
Floyd \| Welcome to The Rhinoceros . We hope you enjoy your stay. Floyd \| - The Crewx Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "We slept with the door open and did not die."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x detector"
Floyd \| The evil detector looks similar to a digital wristwatch. However, Floyd \| instead of telling you the time, it tells you how much evil power the Floyd \| evil wizard has absorbed. If it gets up to 275, the evil wizard can Floyd \| break free and take over the world. Currently, it reads 0.x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have a pair of goggles (being worn), a green power crystal, an Floyd \| evil detector, some cottage cheese, a fishing net, a sharktooth Floyd \| bracelet (being worn), a wooden box, a wallet, a hint book, and your Floyd \| clothes (being worn). The wooden box seems to contain an orange power Floyd \| crystal, a purple power crystal, and a room key. Your wallet seems to Floyd \| contain some money. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop goggles"
Floyd \| (Taking off the goggles first) Floyd \| Dropped. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop net"
Floyd \| Dropped. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take orange"
Floyd \| Which orange do you mean, the orange power crystal, or your suitcase? Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "So we need to carry the three crystals directly without using containers."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take orange crystal"
Floyd \| Taken. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		djfletch says, "net! We can catch the red fish."
		genericgeekgirl says (to DW), "Yes."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take purple crystal"
Floyd \| Taken. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "Maybe we can give the fish to the kitchen?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Hm."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have a green power crystal, an evil detector, some cottage cheese, Floyd \| a sharktooth bracelet (being worn), a wooden box, a wallet, a hint Floyd \| book, your clothes (being worn), an orange power crystal, and a purple Floyd \| power crystal. The wooden box seems to contain a room key. Your Floyd \| wallet seems to contain some money. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		djfletch says, "although we have all our crystals so we might not need to do other stuff any more"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Unless that's where the portal is."
		DavidW says, "My map doesn't show a kitchen. I don't think we can enter the kitchen."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Ah, ok."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "So let's just walk around holding the crystals?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear evil"
Floyd \| Okay, you're now wearing the evil detector. Saturday Morning Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for breakfast. You should go to the dining room soon. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drop box"
Floyd \| Dropped. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd \| You have a green power crystal, an evil detector (being worn), some Floyd \| cottage cheese, a sharktooth bracelet (being worn), a wallet, a hint Floyd \| book, your clothes (being worn), an orange power crystal, and a purple Floyd \| power crystal. Your wallet seems to contain some money. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "Up to the dining room?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd \| Your Room Floyd \| A comfortable-looking bed is against one wall, next to which is a Floyd \| nightstand with a drawer. Your bathroom is to the south. An open Floyd \| doorway to the north leads to the south residential hall. Floyd \| You see a large suitcase, a swimsuit, your pajamas, a pair of Floyd \| goggles, a fishing net, and a wooden box here. Sitting on the Floyd \| nightstand is a note. Your suitcase seems to contain some laundry. Floyd \| The wooden box seems to contain a room key. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "One sec."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf11"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Your Bathroom Floyd \| The bathroom is equipped with the standard facilities: a toilet, Floyd \| shower, and a sink. Floyd \| The toilet bowl seems to contain some toilet water. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put cheese in toilet"
Floyd \| You might want to use that for something else later, and you wouldn't Floyd \| want to have to fish it out of the toilet. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for breakfast. You should go to the dining room soon. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Interesting."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Heading upstairs."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Your Room Floyd \| A comfortable-looking bed is against one wall, next to which is a Floyd \| nightstand with a drawer. Your bathroom is to the south. An open Floyd \| doorway to the north leads to the south residential hall. Floyd \| You see a large suitcase, a swimsuit, your pajamas, a pair of Floyd \| goggles, a fishing net, and a wooden box here. Sitting on the Floyd \| nightstand is a note. Your suitcase seems to contain some laundry. Floyd \| The wooden box seems to contain a room key. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| South Residential Hallway Floyd \| The hall continues to the east and west. To the south is the door Floyd \| to your room. The stairway area is to the north. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 1 ) Floyd \| A flight of stairs leads upwards to the second deck. The Floyd \| residential hallway is to the south. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's time for breakfast. You should go to the dining room soon. x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| Dining Room Floyd \| Waiters come in and out of the kitchen to the south, serving the Floyd \| diners at various tables. Ornate chandeliers hang from the ceiling. Floyd \| A large doorway to the north and smaller doorways to the northeast and Floyd \| northwest lead to the stairway area. Floyd \| The maître d' greets diners as they enter the dining room. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Welcome to my restaurant," says the maître d'. Floyd \| "Would you care for some breakfast?" Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd \| After eating a delicious breakfast, you're on your way again. Floyd \| Floyd \| The ship's captain announces over a loudspeaker that the ship has Floyd \| arrived at Paradise Island. Floyd \| Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| Saturday Morning x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, I wonder. If there's something to find in the casino, it should be empty while we're docked."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Like, where it was full of people before."
		djfletch says, "could be"
		inky says, "hmm"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Either because everyone is off the boat, or because legally the casino has to be closed."
		inky asks, "are you sure we don't just lose when we get to paradise island?"
		djfletch says, "My bet for the magic location is the broom closet or one of the bathrooms."
		djfletch says (to inky), "probably the counter of evil starts now"
		DavidW says, "We can't leave the ship and live while the evil wizard exists and we have eyedrops."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah."
djfletch says (to Floyd), "x detector"
Floyd \| The evil detector looks similar to a digital wristwatch. However, Floyd \| instead of telling you the time, it tells you how much evil power the Floyd \| evil wizard has absorbed. If it gets up to 275, the evil wizard can Floyd \| break free and take over the world. Currently, it reads 1.x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "hunh"
inky says (to Floyd), "x detector"
Floyd \| The evil detector looks similar to a digital wristwatch. However, Floyd \| instead of telling you the time, it tells you how much evil power the Floyd \| evil wizard has absorbed. If it gets up to 275, the evil wizard can Floyd \| break free and take over the world. Currently, it reads 2.x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		inky says, "ok, I guess now the timer starts"
		DavidW says, "hurry up"
inky says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
inky says (to Floyd), "cf12"
Floyd \| File to save game in > Floyd \| Saved. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe the theatre, too."
		genericgeekgirl says, "I want that room to be useful, damnit."
		Ashen asks, "Because we need ustification in listening to those awful jokes?"
		inky says (to genericgeekgirl), "well, check out the theater"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fw"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "fw". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd \| The Suites Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside of the suites.The whole hallway Floyd \| glows with a pink aura. A balcony to the east overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| The hallway near the staircase and the entrance to the dining room is Floyd \| to the southeast. The area outside of the theater is to the Floyd \| northeast. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd \| Outside of the Theater Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside the theater. A door to the north Floyd \| leads into to the theater. The suites are to the southwest, and the Floyd \| lounge is to the southeast. A balcony to the south overlooks the Floyd \| atrium. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd \| (Opening the theater door) Floyd \| You enter the theater and sit down with the rest of the audience. The Floyd \| door swings closed behind you. Floyd \| Floyd \| Theater Floyd \| You are sitting on a chair in the theater. A comedian is telling Floyd \| jokes on the stage. Floyd \| Floyd \| The comedian says: Floyd \| Floyd \| How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Floyd \| Just one, but it takes a whole lot of light bulbs. Floyd \| Floyd \| The audience laughs hysterically.x Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Nope."
inky says (to Floyd), "x stage"
Floyd \| I don't know the word "stage". Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "We have a save, I think we shouldn't worry too much about timing right now and just look around and see what glows pink."
		DavidW asks, "Restroom? Closet? Our bathroom? Casino?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Casino, I think. But really, just everything. It's not a big map."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Or we find out it's in the bar with the good wizard."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd \| You get up and leave the theater. The door swings closed behind you. Floyd \| Floyd \| Outside of the Theater Floyd \| This is the hallway just outside the theater. A door to the north Floyd \| leads into to the theater. The suites are to the southwest, and the Floyd \| lounge is to the southeast. A balcony to the south overlooks the Floyd \| atrium. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
perwil arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd \| Lounge Floyd \| Several comfortable chairs and sofas are scattered about the room. Floyd \| A young man sits on a black leather armchair, looking contemplatively Floyd \| out the window that covers the entire eastern wall of the lounge. Floyd \| Next to the man is a small table. A small entryway to the south leads Floyd \| to the dining room. The hallway outside of the theater is to the Floyd \| northwest. To the west is a balcony overlooking the atrium. The Floyd \| hallway near staircase and the entrance to the dining room is to the Floyd \| southwest. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd \| Stairway Area ( deck 3 ) Floyd \| The grand staircase leads downward through the atrium to the grand Floyd \| hall; a smaller staircase leads up to the pool deck. Comfortable Floyd \| sofas and chairs occupy the lounge to the northeast, and the main Floyd \| entrance to the dining room is to the south. Smaller entryways to the Floyd \| southeast and southwest also lead to the dining room. A hallway Floyd \| outside the suites is to the northwest. A balcony to the north Floyd \| overlooks the atrium. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
perwil goes home.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd \| Grand Hall Floyd \| Exotic tropical trees extend above you into the atrium. A colorful Floyd \| painting decorates the distant ceiling. A lush red carpet blankets Floyd \| the floor. A stairway with ornately carved railings extends upwards Floyd \| along the side the atrium to the third deck. A smaller stairway leads Floyd \| down to the first deck. Floyd \| Floyd \| Almost all portions of the second deck can be accessed from here. Floyd \| A corridor to the east leads to the bar. The video arcade is to the Floyd \| north, the casino is to the northeast, the gift shop is to the south, Floyd \| the boarding area is to the west, and the lobby is to the northwest. Floyd \| x Floyd \| Floyd \| >
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