  
ClubFloyd Transcript:
The idea behind ClubFloyd
is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of
people meet online to cooperatively play a game of
interactive fiction.
To skip directly to a particular game, click on its title: |
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ToyShop & Floyditorium
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#ClubFloyd Discussion
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| DavidW asks, "Who's running the show today?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I can, I suppose? Give me a moment, though. Switching to contacts for a bit." | ||
| djfletch arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | genericgeekgirl says, "Ok, I guess we're starting with Something Grabbed Ahold of My Hand. And there are 8 or so games after that." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
| inky arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | DavidW says, "Is Perry recording? I didn't set him up or anything." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "So, Floyd thinks he's playing Kerkerkruip, and isn't responding to me." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, I think Jacq left Perry logged in." | ||
| DavidW says, "You can forcequit with %quit, I think" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "%quit" | ||
| Floyd says, "game ended by request of genericgeekgirl." | genericgeekgirl says, "Neat, thanks. I've had problems before where he seemed to just hang." | |
| DavidW says, "There's a few secret % commands, I think." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask a18sthinggrabbedmyhand" | ||
| Floyd Act>Are you sure you want to quit? Please answer yes or no.> Please | ||
| Floyd answer yes or no.> Please answer yes or no.> Please answer yes or no.> | ||
| Floyd Please answer yes or no.> Please answer yes or no.> ] Apollo 18+20 | ||
Floyd | Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Something Grabbed Ahold Of My Hand Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //5B09694A-E3B2-480C-9258-D31D4B01FECB// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You are in a prison that has 32767 cells. The Guv' has said that a new Floyd | policy has been brought in by the Gov'. Due to prison crowding they're Floyd | offering every prisoner the chance to be freed. Floyd | Floyd | In order to decide who gets set free, The Guv' will ask each prisoner Floyd | which cell they choose. The prisoner will then be escorted to that Floyd | cell where they will spend the night. Floyd | Floyd | During the night, a piece of card will be attached to each cell door Floyd | on which will be written the word "keep" on one side and the word Floyd | "release" on the other. The piece of card will start off with the word Floyd | "keep" visible. Floyd | Floyd | The Guv' will turn around every piece of card so that the word Floyd | "release" is now visible. Afterwards every second piece of card will Floyd | be turned then every third and so on until the last card has been Floyd | turned. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't make the rules," he says, "I only go to ridiculous lengths to Floyd | enforce them." Floyd | Floyd | If at dawn when all the cards have been turned, the word "keep" is Floyd | visible on a cell door, its prisoner will be forced to live out the Floyd | rest of their sentence, but if the word "release" is visible on a cell Floyd | door, its prisoner will be released. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright, you little oik," says The Guv',"which cell is it going to Floyd | be?" Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "man" | |
| DavidW says, "I don't quite get this 'so on'." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, I remember this one. It's fun." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "And I'm *pretty sure* it's a static puzzle, so don't worry about giving a wrong answer." | ||
| inky says, "then every fourth card, then every fifth card, up to every 32767th card" | ||
| djfletch says, "hmm, so when it says every second card, does that mean second, fourth, etc and not first, third" | ||
| inky says, "yes" | ||
| DavidW asks, "well, if we're in cell 1, won't it be flipped from keep to release immediately and left that way, ignored by all the other flipping?" | ||
| inky says (to djfletch), "actually, hmm, I'm not sure, maybe I'm wrong" | ||
| inky says, "but it does seem like DavidW is correct if that is the case" | ||
| genericgeekgirl nods to DW. | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "1" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > 1 Floyd | Floyd | Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell Floyd | number "one" to spend the night in. Floyd | Floyd | You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, Floyd | worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Floyd | Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation Floyd | that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded Floyd | and led away from the cell. Floyd | Floyd | When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. Floyd | No sooner do you see the light, than a fiddle is thrust into your Floyd | grubby fingertips. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have Floyd | to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band Floyd | member for They Might Be Giants. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** And That's When All Your Troubles Began! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or Display CREDITS? Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "ha ha" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Four also works, and so on. Because it flips on 2 and on 4." | ||
| DavidW asks, "The game isn't fair if it doesn't show the mechanic in action. Why didn't cell 1 work?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "It did work." | ||
| inky says, "no, it did work" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Something Grabbed Ahold Of My Hand Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //5B09694A-E3B2-480C-9258-D31D4B01FECB// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You are in a prison that has 32767 cells. The Guv' has said that a new Floyd | policy has been brought in by the Gov'. Due to prison crowding they're Floyd | offering every prisoner the chance to be freed. Floyd | Floyd | In order to decide who gets set free, The Guv' will ask each prisoner Floyd | which cell they choose. The prisoner will then be escorted to that Floyd | cell where they will spend the night. Floyd | Floyd | During the night, a piece of card will be attached to each cell door Floyd | on which will be written the word "keep" on one side and the word Floyd | "release" on the other. The piece of card will start off with the word Floyd | "keep" visible. Floyd | Floyd | The Guv' will turn around every piece of card so that the word Floyd | "release" is now visible. Afterwards every second piece of card will Floyd | be turned then every third and so on until the last card has been Floyd | turned. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't make the rules," he says, "I only go to ridiculous lengths to Floyd | enforce them." Floyd | Floyd | If at dawn when all the cards have been turned, the word "keep" is Floyd | visible on a cell door, its prisoner will be forced to live out the Floyd | rest of their sentence, but if the word "release" is visible on a cell Floyd | door, its prisoner will be released. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright, you little oik," says The Guv',"which cell is it going to Floyd | be?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "2" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > 2 Floyd | Floyd | Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell Floyd | number "two" to spend the night in. Floyd | Floyd | You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, Floyd | worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Floyd | Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation Floyd | that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded Floyd | and led away from the cell. Floyd | Floyd | For saying the first thing that came to mind, you are brought out into Floyd | the yard just in time to see dozens of your fellow inmates freed. Floyd | They've even given some of them instruments! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You blew it! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "That's a bad response." | |
| DavidW says, "oh. So I didn't recognize the winning ending as favourable." | ||
| inky says, "I guess that is the problem with twist endings" | ||
| DavidW asks, "I suppose cell 4 is the next 'good' cell, flipped on passes 1, 2, and 4?" | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Something Grabbed Ahold Of My Hand Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //5B09694A-E3B2-480C-9258-D31D4B01FECB// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You are in a prison that has 32767 cells. The Guv' has said that a new Floyd | policy has been brought in by the Gov'. Due to prison crowding they're Floyd | offering every prisoner the chance to be freed. Floyd | Floyd | In order to decide who gets set free, The Guv' will ask each prisoner Floyd | which cell they choose. The prisoner will then be escorted to that Floyd | cell where they will spend the night. Floyd | Floyd | During the night, a piece of card will be attached to each cell door Floyd | on which will be written the word "keep" on one side and the word Floyd | "release" on the other. The piece of card will start off with the word Floyd | "keep" visible. Floyd | Floyd | The Guv' will turn around every piece of card so that the word Floyd | "release" is now visible. Afterwards every second piece of card will Floyd | be turned then every third and so on until the last card has been Floyd | turned. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't make the rules," he says, "I only go to ridiculous lengths to Floyd | enforce them." Floyd | Floyd | If at dawn when all the cards have been turned, the word "keep" is Floyd | visible on a cell door, its prisoner will be forced to live out the Floyd | rest of their sentence, but if the word "release" is visible on a cell Floyd | door, its prisoner will be released. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright, you little oik," says The Guv',"which cell is it going to Floyd | be?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "4" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > 4 Floyd | Floyd | Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell Floyd | number "four" to spend the night in. Floyd | Floyd | You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, Floyd | worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Floyd | Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation Floyd | that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded Floyd | and led away from the cell. Floyd | Floyd | When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. Floyd | No sooner do you see the light, than a recorder is thrust into your Floyd | grubby fingertips. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have Floyd | to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band Floyd | member for They Might Be Giants. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** And That's When All Your Troubles Began! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or Display CREDITS? Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "whoah, different instrument" | |
| DavidW asks, "How about cell 9?" | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Something Grabbed Ahold Of My Hand Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //5B09694A-E3B2-480C-9258-D31D4B01FECB// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You are in a prison that has 32767 cells. The Guv' has said that a new Floyd | policy has been brought in by the Gov'. Due to prison crowding they're Floyd | offering every prisoner the chance to be freed. Floyd | Floyd | In order to decide who gets set free, The Guv' will ask each prisoner Floyd | which cell they choose. The prisoner will then be escorted to that Floyd | cell where they will spend the night. Floyd | Floyd | During the night, a piece of card will be attached to each cell door Floyd | on which will be written the word "keep" on one side and the word Floyd | "release" on the other. The piece of card will start off with the word Floyd | "keep" visible. Floyd | Floyd | The Guv' will turn around every piece of card so that the word Floyd | "release" is now visible. Afterwards every second piece of card will Floyd | be turned then every third and so on until the last card has been Floyd | turned. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't make the rules," he says, "I only go to ridiculous lengths to Floyd | enforce them." Floyd | Floyd | If at dawn when all the cards have been turned, the word "keep" is Floyd | visible on a cell door, its prisoner will be forced to live out the Floyd | rest of their sentence, but if the word "release" is visible on a cell Floyd | door, its prisoner will be released. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright, you little oik," says The Guv',"which cell is it going to Floyd | be?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "9" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > 9 Floyd | Floyd | Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell Floyd | number "nine" to spend the night in. Floyd | Floyd | You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, Floyd | worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Floyd | Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation Floyd | that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded Floyd | and led away from the cell. Floyd | Floyd | When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. Floyd | No sooner do you see the light, than a sousaphone is thrust into your Floyd | grubby fingertips. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have Floyd | to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band Floyd | member for They Might Be Giants. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** And That's When All Your Troubles Began! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or Display CREDITS? Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "now that is a winning ending" | |
| inky says, "I wonder why it always says you pick a number at random" | ||
| DavidW says, "I guess cell 16 is the next good one." | ||
| DavidW says, "Perhaps it works out that all square numbers are good. I dunno." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Something Grabbed Ahold Of My Hand Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //5B09694A-E3B2-480C-9258-D31D4B01FECB// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You are in a prison that has 32767 cells. The Guv' has said that a new Floyd | policy has been brought in by the Gov'. Due to prison crowding they're Floyd | offering every prisoner the chance to be freed. Floyd | Floyd | In order to decide who gets set free, The Guv' will ask each prisoner Floyd | which cell they choose. The prisoner will then be escorted to that Floyd | cell where they will spend the night. Floyd | Floyd | During the night, a piece of card will be attached to each cell door Floyd | on which will be written the word "keep" on one side and the word Floyd | "release" on the other. The piece of card will start off with the word Floyd | "keep" visible. Floyd | Floyd | The Guv' will turn around every piece of card so that the word Floyd | "release" is now visible. Afterwards every second piece of card will Floyd | be turned then every third and so on until the last card has been Floyd | turned. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't make the rules," he says, "I only go to ridiculous lengths to Floyd | enforce them." Floyd | Floyd | If at dawn when all the cards have been turned, the word "keep" is Floyd | visible on a cell door, its prisoner will be forced to live out the Floyd | rest of their sentence, but if the word "release" is visible on a cell Floyd | door, its prisoner will be released. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright, you little oik," says The Guv',"which cell is it going to Floyd | be?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "16" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > 16 Floyd | Floyd | Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell Floyd | number "sixteen" to spend the night in. Floyd | Floyd | You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, Floyd | worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Floyd | Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation Floyd | that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded Floyd | and led away from the cell. Floyd | Floyd | When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. Floyd | No sooner do you see the light, than a banjo is thrust into your Floyd | grubby fingertips. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have Floyd | to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band Floyd | member for They Might Be Giants. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** And That's When All Your Troubles Began! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or Display CREDITS? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Something Grabbed Ahold Of My Hand Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //5B09694A-E3B2-480C-9258-D31D4B01FECB// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You are in a prison that has 32767 cells. The Guv' has said that a new Floyd | policy has been brought in by the Gov'. Due to prison crowding they're Floyd | offering every prisoner the chance to be freed. Floyd | Floyd | In order to decide who gets set free, The Guv' will ask each prisoner Floyd | which cell they choose. The prisoner will then be escorted to that Floyd | cell where they will spend the night. Floyd | Floyd | During the night, a piece of card will be attached to each cell door Floyd | on which will be written the word "keep" on one side and the word Floyd | "release" on the other. The piece of card will start off with the word Floyd | "keep" visible. Floyd | Floyd | The Guv' will turn around every piece of card so that the word Floyd | "release" is now visible. Afterwards every second piece of card will Floyd | be turned then every third and so on until the last card has been Floyd | turned. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't make the rules," he says, "I only go to ridiculous lengths to Floyd | enforce them." Floyd | Floyd | If at dawn when all the cards have been turned, the word "keep" is Floyd | visible on a cell door, its prisoner will be forced to live out the Floyd | rest of their sentence, but if the word "release" is visible on a cell Floyd | door, its prisoner will be released. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright, you little oik," says The Guv',"which cell is it going to Floyd | be?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "25" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > 25 Floyd | Floyd | Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell Floyd | number "twenty-five" to spend the night in. Floyd | Floyd | You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, Floyd | worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Floyd | Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation Floyd | that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded Floyd | and led away from the cell. Floyd | Floyd | When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. Floyd | No sooner do you see the light, than a keyboard is thrust into your Floyd | grubby fingertips. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have Floyd | to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band Floyd | member for They Might Be Giants. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** And That's When All Your Troubles Began! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or Display CREDITS? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix arrives, ready to play with the toys. | genericgeekgirl asks, "Moving on?" | |
| DavidW says, "hold on" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Something Grabbed Ahold Of My Hand Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //5B09694A-E3B2-480C-9258-D31D4B01FECB// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You are in a prison that has 32767 cells. The Guv' has said that a new Floyd | policy has been brought in by the Gov'. Due to prison crowding they're Floyd | offering every prisoner the chance to be freed. Floyd | Floyd | In order to decide who gets set free, The Guv' will ask each prisoner Floyd | which cell they choose. The prisoner will then be escorted to that Floyd | cell where they will spend the night. Floyd | Floyd | During the night, a piece of card will be attached to each cell door Floyd | on which will be written the word "keep" on one side and the word Floyd | "release" on the other. The piece of card will start off with the word Floyd | "keep" visible. Floyd | Floyd | The Guv' will turn around every piece of card so that the word Floyd | "release" is now visible. Afterwards every second piece of card will Floyd | be turned then every third and so on until the last card has been Floyd | turned. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't make the rules," he says, "I only go to ridiculous lengths to Floyd | enforce them." Floyd | Floyd | If at dawn when all the cards have been turned, the word "keep" is Floyd | visible on a cell door, its prisoner will be forced to live out the Floyd | rest of their sentence, but if the word "release" is visible on a cell Floyd | door, its prisoner will be released. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright, you little oik," says The Guv',"which cell is it going to Floyd | be?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "32761" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > 32761 Floyd | Floyd | Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell Floyd | number "thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty-one" to spend the Floyd | night in. Floyd | Floyd | You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, Floyd | worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Floyd | Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation Floyd | that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded Floyd | and led away from the cell. Floyd | Floyd | When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. Floyd | No sooner do you see the light, than a accordion is thrust into your Floyd | grubby fingertips. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have Floyd | to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band Floyd | member for They Might Be Giants. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** And That's When All Your Troubles Began! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or Display CREDITS? Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "( I wanted to see what instrument the highest good cell number would give. )" | |
| inky says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Something Grabbed Ahold Of My Hand Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //5B09694A-E3B2-480C-9258-D31D4B01FECB// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You are in a prison that has 32767 cells. The Guv' has said that a new Floyd | policy has been brought in by the Gov'. Due to prison crowding they're Floyd | offering every prisoner the chance to be freed. Floyd | Floyd | In order to decide who gets set free, The Guv' will ask each prisoner Floyd | which cell they choose. The prisoner will then be escorted to that Floyd | cell where they will spend the night. Floyd | Floyd | During the night, a piece of card will be attached to each cell door Floyd | on which will be written the word "keep" on one side and the word Floyd | "release" on the other. The piece of card will start off with the word Floyd | "keep" visible. Floyd | Floyd | The Guv' will turn around every piece of card so that the word Floyd | "release" is now visible. Afterwards every second piece of card will Floyd | be turned then every third and so on until the last card has been Floyd | turned. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't make the rules," he says, "I only go to ridiculous lengths to Floyd | enforce them." Floyd | Floyd | If at dawn when all the cards have been turned, the word "keep" is Floyd | visible on a cell door, its prisoner will be forced to live out the Floyd | rest of their sentence, but if the word "release" is visible on a cell Floyd | door, its prisoner will be released. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright, you little oik," says The Guv',"which cell is it going to Floyd | be?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Picking a number at random, you tell The Guv' that you choose cell Floyd | number "eighteen thousand, seven hundred and twenty-three" to spend Floyd | the night in. Floyd | Floyd | You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, Floyd | worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Floyd | Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation Floyd | that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded Floyd | and led away from the cell. Floyd | Floyd | For saying the first thing that came to mind, you are brought out into Floyd | the yard just in time to see dozens of your fellow inmates freed. Floyd | They've even given some of them instruments! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You blew it! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "hunh, weird" | |
| inky says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Something Grabbed Ahold Of My Hand Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //5B09694A-E3B2-480C-9258-D31D4B01FECB// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You are in a prison that has 32767 cells. The Guv' has said that a new Floyd | policy has been brought in by the Gov'. Due to prison crowding they're Floyd | offering every prisoner the chance to be freed. Floyd | Floyd | In order to decide who gets set free, The Guv' will ask each prisoner Floyd | which cell they choose. The prisoner will then be escorted to that Floyd | cell where they will spend the night. Floyd | Floyd | During the night, a piece of card will be attached to each cell door Floyd | on which will be written the word "keep" on one side and the word Floyd | "release" on the other. The piece of card will start off with the word Floyd | "keep" visible. Floyd | Floyd | The Guv' will turn around every piece of card so that the word Floyd | "release" is now visible. Afterwards every second piece of card will Floyd | be turned then every third and so on until the last card has been Floyd | turned. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't make the rules," he says, "I only go to ridiculous lengths to Floyd | enforce them." Floyd | Floyd | If at dawn when all the cards have been turned, the word "keep" is Floyd | visible on a cell door, its prisoner will be forced to live out the Floyd | rest of their sentence, but if the word "release" is visible on a cell Floyd | door, its prisoner will be released. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright, you little oik," says The Guv',"which cell is it going to Floyd | be?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "one" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > ONE Floyd | Floyd | You tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "one" to spend the night Floyd | in. Floyd | Floyd | You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, Floyd | worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Floyd | Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation Floyd | that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded Floyd | and led away from the cell. Floyd | Floyd | When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. Floyd | No sooner do you see the light, than a bass is thrust into your grubby Floyd | fingertips. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have Floyd | to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band Floyd | member for They Might Be Giants. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** And That's When All Your Troubles Began! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or Display CREDITS? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I'm pretty sure the instruments list is randomized." | |
| DavidW says, "yeah, could be." | ||
| inky says, "ok, so the bug is that it says "picking a number at random" if it can't parse the command line as a number, but then it actually does parse it as a number if it can" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Like, if you tried that number again, you'd get something else." | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Something Grabbed Ahold Of My Hand Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //5B09694A-E3B2-480C-9258-D31D4B01FECB// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You are in a prison that has 32767 cells. The Guv' has said that a new Floyd | policy has been brought in by the Gov'. Due to prison crowding they're Floyd | offering every prisoner the chance to be freed. Floyd | Floyd | In order to decide who gets set free, The Guv' will ask each prisoner Floyd | which cell they choose. The prisoner will then be escorted to that Floyd | cell where they will spend the night. Floyd | Floyd | During the night, a piece of card will be attached to each cell door Floyd | on which will be written the word "keep" on one side and the word Floyd | "release" on the other. The piece of card will start off with the word Floyd | "keep" visible. Floyd | Floyd | The Guv' will turn around every piece of card so that the word Floyd | "release" is now visible. Afterwards every second piece of card will Floyd | be turned then every third and so on until the last card has been Floyd | turned. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't make the rules," he says, "I only go to ridiculous lengths to Floyd | enforce them." Floyd | Floyd | If at dawn when all the cards have been turned, the word "keep" is Floyd | visible on a cell door, its prisoner will be forced to live out the Floyd | rest of their sentence, but if the word "release" is visible on a cell Floyd | door, its prisoner will be released. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright, you little oik," says The Guv',"which cell is it going to Floyd | be?" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "one" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > ONE Floyd | Floyd | You tell The Guv' that you choose cell number "one" to spend the night Floyd | in. Floyd | Floyd | You are then escorted to that cell where spend a restless night, Floyd | worrying over whether your maths was right. Early next morning, The Floyd | Guv' comes in and takes ahold of your hand. You get an eerie sensation Floyd | that all your troubles are just beginning. You are then blindfolded Floyd | and led away from the cell. Floyd | Floyd | When the blindfold is removed, you blink as you see the light of day. Floyd | No sooner do you see the light, than a trombone is thrust into your Floyd | grubby fingertips. Floyd | Floyd | "Alright," says The Guv', "what we didn't tell you is that you'll have Floyd | to spend out the rest of your sentence as an unattributed spare band Floyd | member for They Might Be Giants. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** And That's When All Your Troubles Began! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or Display CREDITS? Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "sure enough" | |
| inky says (to Floyd), "credits" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > CREDITS Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Something Grabbed Ahold Of My Hand Floyd | Part of the Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute to They Might Be Floyd | Giants. Floyd | Floyd | This game has been brought to you by Melvin Rangasamy. Floyd | Floyd | Beta Testers: Dan Efran, Jack Welch, Ruth Alfasso and Andrew Schultz. Floyd | Floyd | General thanks to Kevin Jackson Mead for putting this whole thing Floyd | together. Floyd | Floyd | Extra special thanks go out to alpha tester, Joey Jones. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or Display CREDITS? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Odd." | |
| DavidW says, "oh well" | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Done?" | ||
| DavidW says, "yeah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||
| borowski arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask a18idontunderstandyou" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: I don't understand you Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Matt Weiner Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 120404 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Fingertip Floyd | Tell me what you want to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > DANCE Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl snerks. | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | [Your interpreter does not provide "undo". Sorry!] Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: I don't understand you Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Matt Weiner Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 120404 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Fingertip Floyd | Tell me what you want to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "no" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > NO Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think, iirc, will want to read the explanation when we're done." | |
| Tale arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: I don't understand you Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Matt Weiner Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 120404 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Fingertip Floyd | Tell me what you want to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "understand" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDERSTAND Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: I don't understand you Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Matt Weiner Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 120404 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Fingertip Floyd | Tell me what you want to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "understand me" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDERSTAND ME Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | Tale says, "Okay, you haven't just started this game" | |
| inky asks, "I dunno, isn't the explanation just that the subtitle is 'I don't understand you'?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Pretty much." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: I don't understand you Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Matt Weiner Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 120404 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Fingertip Floyd | Tell me what you want to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > XYZZY Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think the explanation is that the game doesn't understand any commands." | |
| Tale says (to Floyd), "explain" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > EXPLAIN Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "about" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > ABOUT Floyd | Floyd | "Fingertips: I don't understand you" was written by Matt Weiner for Floyd | the Apollo 18 tribute IF compilation, organized by Kevin Jackson-Mead. Floyd | Thanks to Andrew Schultz, Ruth Alfasso, and Dan for beta-testing, Floyd | Victor Gijsbers for the original code for handling blank commands, and Floyd | Melvin Rangasamy for the code for handling UNDO and OOPS as well. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "explanation" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > EXPLANATION Floyd | Floyd | In the spirit of the song from which the game takes its title, none of Floyd | your commands are understood. Anything you type should yield the same Floyd | response. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I'd like to see the betatesting reports. :)" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Amused that he blocked undo, but not save/restore." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Or maybe he did, in game, but it still shows up here." | ||
| borowski says, "Bug: My command was understood." | ||
| genericgeekgirl rage quits. | ||
| DavidW says (to borowski), "well, you never know." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | [Your interpreter does not provide "undo". Sorry!] Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: I don't understand you Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Matt Weiner Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 120404 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Fingertip Floyd | Tell me what you want to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "." | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > . Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "version" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > VERSION Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I bet version is blocked. It annoys me whenver a game blocks the version command." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: I don't understand you Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Matt Weiner Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 120404 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Fingertip Floyd | Tell me what you want to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "version" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > VERSION Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "One sec." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: I don't understand you Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Matt Weiner Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 120404 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Fingertip Floyd | Tell me what you want to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > QUIT Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah. That really annoyed me during beta testing." | |
| Tale says (to 3g), "ha" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I think other games did that, too." | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: I don't understand you Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Matt Weiner Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 120404 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Fingertip Floyd | Tell me what you want to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "verbose" | ||
Floyd ] Fingertip 1 Floyd | Floyd | > VERBOSE Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, read ABOUT the Floyd | game, or get an EXPLANATION of what's happening? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Next game?" | |
| DavidW says, "sure. please." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask a18iheardasound" | ||
Floyd ] Place 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | I heard a sound. Floyd | I turned around. Floyd | I turned around to find the thing that made the sound. Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: I Heard a Sound Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Kevin Jackson-Mead Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120323 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Place Floyd | You hear a sound behind you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "turn around" | ||
Floyd ] Place 1 Floyd | Floyd | > TURN AROUND Floyd | Floyd | You find the thing that made the sound. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Huhâit wasn't what you thought it would be *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | inky says, "hunh" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Place 1 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Place Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Place 2 Floyd | Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | You listen, and you hear the sound again. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky asks, "is that a typo or a mysterious thing?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "It's an mdash, I think." | ||
| DavidW says, "Perhaps ? with mdash" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "If I try it in gargoyle." | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "x thing" | ||
Floyd ] Place 2 Floyd | Floyd | > X THING Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "don't turn around" | ||
Floyd ] Place 2
Floyd |
Floyd | > DON'T TURN AROUND
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Place 3 Floyd | Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | There's no time for that. You really want to find out what made the Floyd | sound. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "jump" | ||
Floyd ] Place 4 Floyd | Floyd | > JUMP Floyd | Floyd | There's no time for that. You really want to find out what made the Floyd | sound. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get sound" | ||
Floyd ] Place 4 Floyd | Floyd | > GET SOUND Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "cover ears" | ||
Floyd ] Place 4 Floyd | Floyd | > COVER EARS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think I did 'turn around' immediately too, when I first played this. It's pretty strongly cued." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x sound" | ||
Floyd ] Place 4 Floyd | Floyd | > X SOUND Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Place 5 Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | There's no time for that. You really want to find out what made the Floyd | sound. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Place 6 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | There's no time for that. You really want to find out what made the Floyd | sound. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale asks, "Is "turn around" the only thing we can do?" | |
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "run away" | ||
Floyd ] Place 6 Floyd | Floyd | > RUN AWAY Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Only reasonable thing, and it ends the game." | |
| DavidW says, "as far as I know." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Seems that way." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Place 6 Floyd | Floyd | > XYZZY Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | borowski says, "Bug: Does not implement a fully realized world model in which I am able to bake muffins." | |
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||
Floyd ] Place 6 Floyd | Floyd | > GET ALL Floyd | Floyd | There are none at all available! Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Won't anyone think of the muffins!?" | |
| borowski says, "Oh, that's all I can think of. I need some breakfast." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat sound" | ||
Floyd ] Place 6 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT SOUND Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Place 7 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | There's no time for that. You really want to find out what made the Floyd | sound. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Place 8 Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | There's no time for that. You really want to find out what made the Floyd | sound. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "close eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Place 8 Floyd | Floyd | > CLOSE EYES Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "cover ears" | ||
Floyd ] Place 8 Floyd | Floyd | > COVER EARS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "Maybe there isn't more" | |
| borowski says, "That is probable." | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "find sound" | ||
Floyd ] Place 8 Floyd | Floyd | > FIND SOUND Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | borowski asks, "Next?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd ] Place 8
Floyd |
Floyd | > QUIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yes" | ||
Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask a18mysteriouswhispers" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You become too self-absorbed and stop listening. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 0 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Hee" | |
| Tale says, "Whoopsiedaisy" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "Why didn't you step closer before you started Floyd | listening, I wonder." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End of Mysterious Whispers *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 1 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "The only good reason for believing in the Floyd | stability of the moral order of things is to be found in the tolerable Floyd | steadiness of human averages." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 2 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, neat." | |
| Tale asks, "So, we type listen 18 times?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I suppose so." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "What we have gained is not so much in positive Floyd | knowledge, though that is a good deal, as it is in the freedom of Floyd | discussion of every subject that comes within the range of observation Floyd | and inference." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 3 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "I don't want you to believe anything I say, I Floyd | only want you to try to see what makes me believe it." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 4 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "These seem to be pulled from stories in the Atlantic Monthly. (At least the ones I've checked.)" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Or possibly just from this "Poet at the Breakfast Table" thing." | ||
| Tale asks, "What's Atlantic Monthly?" | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "It is rather singular, but the same kind of thing Floyd | has happened to me not very rarely before, as I suppose it has to most Floyd | persons." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 5 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to floyld), "Ooo the most mysterious of the monthly magazines." | borowski says, "ILATS" | |
| genericgeekgirl | The Atlantic is an American magazine founded (as The Atlantic Monthly) in Boston, Massachusetts, in 1857 | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I was just googling for the phrase, and it turned up a Google Books result." | ||
| borowski says (to Tale), "It's news and literature." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "They were shy, you know, of the Copernican Floyd | system, for a long while, as well they might be." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 6 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "[LINK]" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "Why didn't you step closer before you started Floyd | listening, I wonder." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 6 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Boo, they repeat." | |
| Tale says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "The only good reason for believing in the Floyd | stability of the moral order of things is to be found in the tolerable Floyd | steadiness of human averages." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 6 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "What we have gained is not so much in positive Floyd | knowledge, though that is a good deal, as it is in the freedom of Floyd | discussion of every subject that comes within the range of observation Floyd | and inference." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 6 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "I don't want you to believe anything I say, I Floyd | only want you to try to see what makes me believe it." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 6 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "It is rather singular, but the same kind of thing Floyd | has happened to me not very rarely before, as I suppose it has to most Floyd | persons." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 6 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "They were shy, you know, of the Copernican Floyd | system, for a long while, as well they might be." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 6 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | Tale says, "Maybe we need another way" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Maybe there are other commands in-game to trigger them?" | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "move closer" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Closer Floyd | The whispering is closer now, but no louder. You can almost feel Floyd | breath on your neck. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Are they just random?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe we get some new things now." | ||
| DavidW says, "oho" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "If from that mountaintop he should indeed look Floyd | upon a valley, such as had appeared to him in his dreams, beautiful Floyd | and glorious, how cheaply would it be purchased even by all the toils Floyd | and dangers he had encountered." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End of Mysterious Whispers *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 7 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | phoenix says, "probably another 6 here" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "Such, my lord, are the strange and unnatural Floyd | monsters that may be produced by the union of malignity and folly." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 8 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "The thing, sir, is impossible; the measure is Floyd | worse than madness, it is wicked, beyond the powers of description." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 9 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "You will be more than very efficient, but not Floyd | sufficient." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 10 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | Tale says, "afk to hang up laundry" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "Here is mischief, mischief in summo gradu, Floyd | exorbitant mischief." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 11 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Don't go! Laundry is mischief." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "You are shifting around so nervously, why don't Floyd | you just be still, I wonder." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 12 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "If from that mountaintop he should indeed look Floyd | upon a valley, such as had appeared to him in his dreams, beautiful Floyd | and glorious, how cheaply would it be purchased even by all the toils Floyd | and dangers he had encountered." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 12 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to Floyd), "be still" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > BE STILL Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "That might be the clue. Hold still." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says (to borowski), "Go ahead." | |
| borowski says (to Floyd), "be still" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > BE STILL Floyd | Floyd | You try not to move, so you can hear better, but you aren't close Floyd | enough yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "get closer" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > GET CLOSER Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "move closer" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Closer Floyd | The whispering is closer now, but no louder. You can almost feel Floyd | breath on your neck. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "be still" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > BE STILL Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Attentive Floyd | You do not breathe. You do not move. In the absolute stillness, your Floyd | mind reaches out to connect with the mysterious other and hear its Floyd | susurrations. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "Do you, in your simplicity, believe you see and Floyd | hear the natural world? Not at all. All that you do is to receive some Floyd | of the movements acting upon your earthbound atom. Beyond the Floyd | impressions you receive there are an infinitely greater number Floyd | unperceived by you." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End of Mysterious Whispers *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 13 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "Close your eyes, and only then can you see, and Floyd | hear, clearly." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 14 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ah." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "Suppose you set out from the earth with a Floyd | velocity exactly equal to that of light. You would always have with Floyd | you the aspect that the earth assumed at the moment you set out, since Floyd | you would be receding from the globe with a swiftness precisely equal Floyd | to that which bore the relevant appearance into space." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 15 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "In the vast domains of creation an infinite Floyd | variety exists, and eternity will be inexhaustibly occupied in Floyd | gathering and partaking of its flowers and fruits." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 16 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "When the soul, freed from the attentions, Floyd | preoccupations, and encumbrance of the body, has a vision of an object Floyd | that charms it, and toward which it is irresistibly drawn, everything Floyd | disappears save for the object itself, the entire universe effaced Floyd | from memory as the contemplative soul seizes it entirely, without Floyd | reservation." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "Do you, in your simplicity, believe you see and Floyd | hear the natural world? Not at all. All that you do is to receive some Floyd | of the movements acting upon your earthbound atom. Beyond the Floyd | impressions you receive there are an infinitely greater number Floyd | unperceived by you." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "move closer.be still.close eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER.BE STILL.CLOSE EYES Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Closer Floyd | The whispering is closer now, but no louder. You can almost feel Floyd | breath on your neck. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Attentive Floyd | You do not breathe. You do not move. In the absolute stillness, your Floyd | mind reaches out to connect with the mysterious other and hear its Floyd | susurrations. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You close your eyes, and the voice is gone. Suddenly sense you are not Floyd | alone. A wanderer is here. It is clear after a moment that the lone Floyd | wanderer cannot see you. But he can hear you. Floyd | Floyd | What do you whisper? > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ooh." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hello" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | What do you whisper? > Floyd | > HELLO Floyd | Floyd | The wanderer looks confused. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your whisper has been recorded, the mystery grows. Floyd | *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | > | borowski says, ">COULD YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN? I'M TRYING TO READ." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Haha" | ||
| borowski says, "Our whisper has been recorded? I wonder if we'll hear ourselves now." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "Why didn't you step closer before you started Floyd | listening, I wonder." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End of Mysterious Whispers *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I wasn't following. Were there hints to BE STILL and CLOSE EYES?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Still only 18. And yes, they were in the whispers." | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Once an action is done it cannot be undone. You can only start again. Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "move closer. be still. listen" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER. BE STILL. LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Closer Floyd | The whispering is closer now, but no louder. You can almost feel Floyd | breath on your neck. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Attentive Floyd | You do not breathe. You do not move. In the absolute stillness, your Floyd | mind reaches out to connect with the mysterious other and hear its Floyd | susurrations. Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "Close your eyes, and only then can you see, and Floyd | hear, clearly." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End of Mysterious Whispers *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | phoenix says, "Maybe it's in one of the repetitions somewhere" | |
| borowski says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Once an action is done it cannot be undone. You can only start again. Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to Floyd), "MOVE CLOSER. BE STILL. CLOSE EYES" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER. BE STILL. CLOSE EYES Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Closer Floyd | The whispering is closer now, but no louder. You can almost feel Floyd | breath on your neck. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Attentive Floyd | You do not breathe. You do not move. In the absolute stillness, your Floyd | mind reaches out to connect with the mysterious other and hear its Floyd | susurrations. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You close your eyes, and the voice is gone. Suddenly sense you are not Floyd | alone. A wanderer is here. It is clear after a moment that the lone Floyd | wanderer cannot see you. But he can hear you. Floyd | Floyd | What do you whisper? > | DavidW says, "open your eyes" | |
| borowski says (to Floyd), "open your eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | What do you whisper? > Floyd | > OPEN YOUR EYES Floyd | Floyd | The wanderer looks thoughtful, and steps closer... Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your whisper has been recorded, the mystery grows. Floyd | *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hmmmm" | |
| phoenix says, "that was a different response" | ||
| DavidW says, "yes" | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "move closer. be still. close eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER. BE STILL. CLOSE EYES Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Closer Floyd | The whispering is closer now, but no louder. You can almost feel Floyd | breath on your neck. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Attentive Floyd | You do not breathe. You do not move. In the absolute stillness, your Floyd | mind reaches out to connect with the mysterious other and hear its Floyd | susurrations. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You close your eyes, and the voice is gone. Suddenly sense you are not Floyd | alone. A wanderer is here. It is clear after a moment that the lone Floyd | wanderer cannot see you. But he can hear you. Floyd | Floyd | What do you whisper? > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "move closer" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | What do you whisper? > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER Floyd | Floyd | The wanderer looks frightened. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your whisper has been recorded, the mystery grows. Floyd | *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to Floyd), "MOVE CLOSER. BE STILL. CLOSE EYES" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER. BE STILL. CLOSE EYES Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Closer Floyd | The whispering is closer now, but no louder. You can almost feel Floyd | breath on your neck. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Attentive Floyd | You do not breathe. You do not move. In the absolute stillness, your Floyd | mind reaches out to connect with the mysterious other and hear its Floyd | susurrations. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You close your eyes, and the voice is gone. Suddenly sense you are not Floyd | alone. A wanderer is here. It is clear after a moment that the lone Floyd | wanderer cannot see you. But he can hear you. Floyd | Floyd | What do you whisper? > | ||
| borowski says (to Floyd), "speak" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | What do you whisper? > Floyd | > SPEAK Floyd | Floyd | The wanderer looks confused. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your whisper has been recorded, the mystery grows. Floyd | *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | > | borowski asks, "I wonder how we ought to listen to hear the last whisper?" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "move closer" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Closer Floyd | The whispering is closer now, but no louder. You can almost feel Floyd | breath on your neck. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "be still" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > BE STILL Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Attentive Floyd | You do not breathe. You do not move. In the absolute stillness, your Floyd | mind reaches out to connect with the mysterious other and hear its Floyd | susurrations. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "close eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > CLOSE EYES Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You close your eyes, and the voice is gone. Suddenly sense you are not Floyd | alone. A wanderer is here. It is clear after a moment that the lone Floyd | wanderer cannot see you. But he can hear you. Floyd | Floyd | What do you whisper? > | DavidW says, "kiss me" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "be still" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | What do you whisper? > Floyd | > BE STILL Floyd | Floyd | The wanderer looks enraptured. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your whisper has been recorded, the mystery grows. Floyd | *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Maybe we need to keep listening until our whisper turns up." | |
| phoenix says, "maybe these responses are random" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "I don't want you to believe anything I say, I Floyd | only want you to try to see what makes me believe it." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End of Mysterious Whispers *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "speak" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Well, that was one of ours. Hm. Still missing one more, though." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "move closer" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "It is rather singular, but the same kind of thing Floyd | has happened to me not very rarely before, as I suppose it has to most Floyd | persons." Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "move closer" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "move closer" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "hm. How do you get the opportunity to enter 'move closer' if it's not an option?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "You have to restart and do it as an action." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "move closer" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Closer Floyd | The whispering is closer now, but no louder. You can almost feel Floyd | breath on your neck. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "turn around" | ||
Floyd ] Closer Floyd | > Floyd | > TURN AROUND Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "be still" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > BE STILL Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Attentive Floyd | You do not breathe. You do not move. In the absolute stillness, your Floyd | mind reaches out to connect with the mysterious other and hear its Floyd | susurrations. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "close eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > CLOSE EYES Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You close your eyes, and the voice is gone. Suddenly sense you are not Floyd | alone. A wanderer is here. It is clear after a moment that the lone Floyd | wanderer cannot see you. But he can hear you. Floyd | Floyd | What do you whisper? > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss me" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | What do you whisper? > Floyd | > KISS ME Floyd | Floyd | The wanderer looks alarmed. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your whisper has been recorded, the mystery grows. Floyd | *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | > | djfletch says, "haha" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "I would be tempted to reset. I think we missed something." | ||
| djfletch says, "we could try telling the wanderer to listen" | ||
| djfletch says, "or xyzzy" | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "move closer. be still. close eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER. BE STILL. CLOSE EYES Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Closer Floyd | The whispering is closer now, but no louder. You can almost feel Floyd | breath on your neck. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Attentive Floyd | You do not breathe. You do not move. In the absolute stillness, your Floyd | mind reaches out to connect with the mysterious other and hear its Floyd | susurrations. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You close your eyes, and the voice is gone. Suddenly sense you are not Floyd | alone. A wanderer is here. It is clear after a moment that the lone Floyd | wanderer cannot see you. But he can hear you. Floyd | Floyd | What do you whisper? > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | What do you whisper? > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The wanderer looks befuddled. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your whisper has been recorded, the mystery grows. Floyd | *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| eu arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "move closer. be still. close eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE CLOSER. BE STILL. CLOSE EYES Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Closer Floyd | The whispering is closer now, but no louder. You can almost feel Floyd | breath on your neck. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Attentive Floyd | You do not breathe. You do not move. In the absolute stillness, your Floyd | mind reaches out to connect with the mysterious other and hear its Floyd | susurrations. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You close your eyes, and the voice is gone. Suddenly sense you are not Floyd | alone. A wanderer is here. It is clear after a moment that the lone Floyd | wanderer cannot see you. But he can hear you. Floyd | Floyd | What do you whisper? > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "say something" | ||
Floyd ] Attentive Floyd | What do you whisper? > Floyd | > SAY SOMETHING Floyd | Floyd | The wanderer looks nonplussed. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your whisper has been recorded, the mystery grows. Floyd | *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "say something" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End of Mysterious Whispers *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 17 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "restart. listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTART. LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "restart." | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTART. Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | The voice whispers, "open your eyes" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End of Mysterious Whispers *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 18 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or LISTEN again? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah. So either we reset the game to 0, or we only listen." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "ilac. But there we go." | ||
| djfletch says, "hurrah" | ||
| borowski says, "Apparently it liked David's suggestion." | ||
| DavidW says, "/clubf Mysterious voices sometimes have good taste." | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "move away" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE AWAY Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your sudden movements startle the voice into silence. Floyd | *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 18 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Haha." | |
| phoenix asks, "Does silence really count as a whisper?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "If we're done, I'd like to reset it for the next players." | ||
| DavidW says, "something`s happened to my keyboard" | ||
| DavidW says, "I can`t type a pound sign" | borowski says, "Sure." | |
| DavidW says, "I`m getting a � instead no a slash arg" | ||
| inky says, "if you get a ? instead of a /, then maybe one of your shift keys is stuck down" | ||
| inky says, "try hitting them both a couple times" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: Mysterious Whispers Floyd | An Interactive Song by Peter Nepstad Floyd | Release 4 / Serial number 120211 / Inform 7 build 6E72 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Type ABOUT for background information. Floyd | Floyd | Right Here Floyd | You are here. You hear a voice nearby, but faint, a barely audible Floyd | whispering. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "reset" | ||
Floyd ] Right Here Floyd | > Floyd | > RESET Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The whispers you have collected are forgotten. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You have heard 0 out of 18 total whispers, across all playthroughs. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | DavidW says, "ah. I somehow changed my language setting." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Heh." | ||
| DavidW says, "I have no idea what keyboard combo I accidentally clicked to do that." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask a18thedaylovecametoplay" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | The Day That Love Came To Play Floyd | A Single Moment at the End of the World Floyd | Copyright © 2012 by S. John Ross. All Rights Reserved. Floyd | Release 2 \ SN-120325 \ I7-6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib 6/12N) | borowski says, "Yeah, the MUD doesn't work if you type in Canadian." | |
| phoenix says, "I guess this works better in an online format where you could see what other people whispered (Or it would if not for spam bots)" | ||
| DavidW says, "Apparently 'English (Canada)' does a lot of reassigning what keys do what." | ||
| borowski says, "The other day, I accidently typed ALT+CTL+RIGHT_ARROW and didn't know what I'd done." | ||
| inky pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "x gladys" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GLADYS
Floyd |
Floyd | She had her lips done recently; they're gleaming in the music. Her
Floyd | eyes are aglow, and she's breathing deep, showing off a little
Floyd | cleavage before the universe dies.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| phoenix says, "ooh, 666 points" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to phoenix), "That would actually complicate it more, unless the code was rewritten pretty heavily to handle it. (I think we hit a bug, which is why it was taking so long.)" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wink" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| RiverJ goes home. | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "wink" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > WINK
Floyd |
Floyd | You return Gladys' wink with a merry wave, and add a little dance
Floyd | move, and she beams at you and dances back. The destruction of all
Floyd | life is so much sweeter with an unholy consort.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| DavidW asks, "Is this another of those falling cars with a guitar in the backseat sort of games?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Haha. Seems that way." | ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kiss gladys" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > KISS GLADYS
Floyd |
Floyd | You did, just minutes ago. You breathe deep; the memory lingers. In
Floyd | the audience, Gladys gives you a knowing look.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| genericgeekgirl says, "Aw." | |
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "wave" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAVE
Floyd |
Floyd | You give the crowd a little wave, a little dance, and a big smile.
Floyd | When you summon Sazark the Destroyer to kill them all, you want them
Floyd | cheerful.
Floyd |
Floyd | The summoning. It is time.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| phoenix says, "lol" | |
| DavidW asks, "Should we do a few boring moves like x me, and inventory?" | ||
| borowski says, "hehe" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah" | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "hail satan" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "hail satan" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | > HAIL SATAN Floyd | Floyd | I totally understand. Except for the words; I'm having trouble with Floyd | those. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "hee hee" | |
| eu says, "Ha." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | Ah, one of the first spells you learned in the service of the
Floyd | Destroyer. You allow yourself a moment to reminisce ... your early
Floyd | days with Gladys, the amazing energy of the romance, the summon of
Floyd | Butera's shade, those long walks in the swirling otherworldly void.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
| borowski says (to Floyd), "worship satan" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | > WORSHIP SATAN Floyd | Floyd | Forgive me, please. You've bumped your head on the low ceiling of my Floyd | comprehension. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | Your suit is red velvet. Your microphone is dull black. Your heart is
Floyd | pure, your master is Sazark the Destroyer. Your purpose is love, and
Floyd | the destruction of all. You smile. It is time.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | Your suit is red velvet. Your microphone is dull black. Your heart is Floyd | pure, your master is Sazark the Destroyer. Your purpose is love, and Floyd | the destruction of all. You smile. It is time. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=- Floyd | Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently. | ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "love" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOVE
Floyd |
Floyd | (the red velvet suit)
Floyd | That's just weird.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| genericgeekgirl says, "Boo." | |
| inky pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "love crowd" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOVE CROWD
Floyd |
Floyd | That's just weird.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| ||
| borowski pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | eu says, "Still zero points..." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "summon butura's shade" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > SUMMON BUTURA'S SHADE
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "draw pentagram" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | > DRAW PENTAGRAM Floyd | Floyd | Hm? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You abandon the stage for a moment, ducking back into the wings from Floyd | which you emerged. The wings from which you emerged. You Floyd | avoid Gladys' gaze. The music will play on. You'll be ready in a Floyd | moment. Floyd | Floyd | Sazark the Destroyer must be summoned. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=- Floyd | Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently. | DavidW says, ">summon sazark" | |
| borowski pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | You're a showman, herald of the death of all. But the moment feels Floyd | wrong. Glancing into the wings, you feel the need to gather yourself, Floyd | to really be ready. You avoid Gladys' gaze, but you can feel Floyd | her disappointment follow you as you exit, stage left. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=- Floyd | Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently. | ||
| borowski pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | Ah, one of the first spells you learned in the service of the
Floyd | Destroyer. You allow yourself a moment to reminisce ... your early
Floyd | days with Gladys, the amazing energy of the romance, the summon of
Floyd | Butera's shade, those long walks in the swirling otherworldly void.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| borowski says, "Aw, I wish I had a best girl that appreciated my dark rituals." | |
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "summon sazark" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | It's fitting, of course, that the world ends here, at Cherrywood, in a Floyd | storm of orgone, music, and love. Floyd | Floyd | They laughed at you at the Diamond Room. They boo'ed you offstage at Floyd | Manny's Temporary Jazz Establishment. They wouldn't even let you in Floyd | the door at the Desert Springs Resort offices, and you had a Floyd | manager, then. Floyd | Floyd | But beyond the stars, and deep within the earth, dwelled Sazark, and Floyd | the minions of Sazark, and they felt in you the kinship of true lounge Floyd | art. They sent you Gladys, and your song ... your theme song ... came Floyd | true. Love came to play, and not just play: it came to kill Floyd | everyone. Floyd | Floyd | With the music as the engine, with the souls as fuel, with your hand Floyd | and voice as instrument, you summon Sazark the Destroyer, and you do Floyd | it with a little hip-wiggle that makes Gladys almost blush. Floyd | Floyd | Cue pyrotechnics. Floyd | Floyd | As the Destroyer walks the earth, and as the earth dies, you reflect Floyd | on your crimes, your sins, your delights, your pair of Floyd | modestly-successful LPs. Floyd | Floyd | It's been a good gig. Goodbye, cruel world. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=- Floyd | Floyd | The moment is done. The world is done with it. | DavidW says, "ah, I misspelled Butura." | |
| DavidW says, "er Butera" | ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| eu draws an octogram on the floor, lights scented candles, and begins chanting to summon Butera's shade. | ||
Floyd | | ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | eu says, "I seem to be bad luck." | |
| DavidW says, "The mud has its own 'summon' command." | ||
| eu says, "Oh, ha." | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Did Floyd just crash?" | ||
| djfletch says, "maybe it just exited because we won" | ||
| eu says, "No, it crashed. My octogram did it." | ||
| DavidW says, "No, I think the game ends when you summon Sazark without allowing a chance to restart." | ||
| borowski says, "Yeah, the exit status was 0." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "He's been doing that :/ We can try without sleepmask. Doesn't look like we're earning points anyway." | ||
| DavidW says, "Some games are like that, when it ends, it ENDS." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, but Floyd has a history of doing this under sleepmask. It happens a lot at NightFloyd." | ||
| eu says, "Oh, it was exit status zero." | ||
| inky says, "I figured that would have given us the 666 points" | ||
| eu says (to inky), "Yeah, me too." | ||
| phoenix says, "well, we did just end the world" | ||
| DavidW asks, "Can we summon Butera, though?" | ||
| djfletch asks, "also, can we sing?" | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask a18thedaylovecametoplay" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | The Day That Love Came To Play Floyd | A Single Moment at the End of the World Floyd | Copyright © 2012 by S. John Ross. All Rights Reserved. Floyd | Release 2 \ SN-120325 \ I7-6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib 6/12N) | ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "summon Butera's shade" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > SUMMON BUTERA'S SHADE
Floyd |
Floyd | I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "Try singing" | |
| eu says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | > SING Floyd | Floyd | The summoning can wait a second. This is your music, your Floyd | moment. You sang it a thousand times when the blood was in your Floyd | veins instead of on your hands, and the crowd wants it. You sing it Floyd | silky, you sing it gentle ... and when the band hits that pause, you Floyd | belt it out: the day that love ... came to play! In Floyd | the crowd, Gladys dances and does her little kitty-cat paws, the lust Floyd | of eternity's end glowing in her eyes. Floyd | Floyd | Eat your heart out, Sinatra. Again. Because it was hilarious Floyd | the first time. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=- Floyd | Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently. | DavidW says, "little kitty-cat paws! So cuuuute." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, I guess that was the end, though. That's really obnoxious to close out the interpreter like that." | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "about" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "about" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | This is a single-moment text-adventure by S. John Ross, a Floyd | freebie fun-time toy from Cumberland Games & Diversions. You can enjoy Floyd | this game on its own, but it's also one "fingertip track" on Apollo Floyd | 18+20: The IF Tribute Album, a collection of themed games by many Floyd | authors, honoring They Might Be Giants. There are full-sized games Floyd | (based on the full-sized album tracks) and several single-moment Floyd | fingertip games as well (the fingertips were little fragmentary Floyd | tracks, often just a few seconds long). Floyd | Floyd | If you're looking for hints ... well, there's no way to win or lose, Floyd | really. Make a single move (VERB THE NOUN) and the game is over (only Floyd | it's not really over, since you can explore that same moment Floyd | again and again). There is a command that ends the game Floyd | utterly, so you can look for that if you want to. I would. But I'm Floyd | biased. Floyd | Floyd | As per usual, everything would be worthless crapola without the Floyd | testers (Gwyn Adams, Ruth Alfasso, Chris Creel, Dan Efran, Dave Floyd | LeCompte, Zed Lopez, Eric Nail, Melvin Rangasamy and Daniel Suptic). Floyd | Thanks also to Kevin Jackson-Mead for organizing the tribute, to Zarf Floyd | for suggesting the fingertips be single-move games, and to Sam Barlow Floyd | for Aisle. Floyd | Floyd | Visit Cumberland Games at www.cumberlandgames.com | ||
| jenrexrode arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | DavidW says, "I think it was a valid design choice for this game, though. End of the world and all that." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > DANCE
Floyd |
Floyd | Flush with the warm magnificence of the orgone energy projected from
Floyd | the heart of the demon, you let your hips express the cosmic disdain.
Floyd | Brushing the lapels of your red-velvet suit and flashing your pearly
Floyd | whites at your doomed audience, you celebrate their deaths and
Floyd | celebrate your own. Magical.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| genericgeekgirl says, "I suppose." | |
| borowski | There is a command that ends the game utterly | ||
| DavidW says, "I wouldn't like it if all IF games adopted a end-the-interpreter-session when winning, though." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "It looks like in Gargoyle, you do get a prompt, it doesn't just quit. I'm ok with that." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, ""Press any key to exit."" | ||
| vimes says, "sorry about the sleepmask crash - zarf has updated the terp, i just haven't gotten around to fixing sleepmask to work with the new one yet" | ||
| DavidW says (to ggg), "ah" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "No worries. We save often enough, and turning off sleepmask gets us past the weird points that do that." | ||
| vimes says, "huzzah." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "This was apparently desirable behaviour, though." | ||
| eu says (to genericgeekgirl), "Ah, but I pressed space before trying to summon Butera's shade, and so answered that prompt." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ah! Ok." | ||
| eu says, "So everything is working as it should; it's just user error on my part." | ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "save world" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | > SAVE WORLD Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to save. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to gladys" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > TALK TO GLADYS
Floyd |
Floyd | You get closer to the mic, considering, maybe, a few parting words ...
Floyd | a little speech about how glad you are that everyone's here, and how
Floyd | gladder you are that, in a few minutes, they'll all be gone. A few
Floyd | words for Gladys, a few words for the lounge. A joke, some questions
Floyd | ... a crocodile tear, perhaps, for character? But the moment passes.
Floyd | You've never been a great talker, only a great singer. And why talk to
Floyd | the dead?
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I'm happy to move on to the next game if others are finished. Or keep poking at this one to find cute responses. Whichever." | |
| eu says (to Floyd), "jump" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | > JUMP Floyd | Floyd | Yeah, you are distracted. It's natural to be nervous at a Floyd | time like this. Not that there's ever been a time like this Floyd | before, with the fate of all life in your hands, right next to the Floyd | microphone, waiting to be crushed. All life, that is. Not the Floyd | microphone. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=- Floyd | Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently. | ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x microphone" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MICROPHONE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's not your lucky mic. You requested it, but the Voices That Speak
Floyd | For The Destroyer insisted that the house mic would be sufficient for
Floyd | the summoning.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | -=-=-=-=-=-
Floyd |
Floyd | The moment is done. It could have gone differently.
| genericgeekgirl says, "Jerks." | |
| djfletch says, "heh" | ||
| eu says, "I think I'm ready to move on." | ||
| djfletch says, "yes, try the next one" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > QUIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "y" | ||
Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask a18thedaylovecametoplay" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | The Day That Love Came To Play Floyd | A Single Moment at the End of the World Floyd | Copyright © 2012 by S. John Ross. All Rights Reserved. Floyd | Release 2 \ SN-120325 \ I7-6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib 6/12N) | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1 Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Floyd | The crowd looked dead before you came on. Now they're lively, as the Floyd | music begins. You catch a glimpse of Gladys; she gives you a wink. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd ] Onstage at the Cherrywood Lounge Turn 1
Floyd ] Exits: E W Score 0/666
Floyd |
Floyd | > QUIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "y" | ||
Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | genericgeekgirl says, "Whoops" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask a18imhavingaheartattack" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 0+0/42 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Well, this is about a wrap. You made a lot of salient points through Floyd | this whole ordeal. Time for one more. The lights are on you. Don't Floyd | disappoint! Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips: I'm Having a Heart Attack Floyd | Fingertips: I'm Having a Heart Attack -- Episode 15 of the Apollo 18 Floyd | Tribute Album by Andrew Schultz Floyd | Release 3 / Serial number 120531 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | A refrigerator is here. Well, actually, it's visible off to the side Floyd | in what could pass for a kitchen. There's a refrigerator magnet on it. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x magnet" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 0+0/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MAGNET
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel uneasy, as if there is a camera zooming on you. Probably
Floyd | because you can see its reflection in the refrigerator. But actually,
Floyd | it is focusing on the QUITLINE number on the magnet.
Floyd |
Floyd | The director walks over from behind the cameras pats you on the back
Floyd | with his notepad. "Okay, okay, don't get too high or low. It's a
Floyd | start. Don't be afraid to mess up. In fact, the basic ways to mess up
Floyd | might help move things along. We just need ideas now. Like, just do
Floyd | what comes naturally before you die.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Once we got enough, we can put the clips through focus and approval
Floyd | groups and then we can decide which ones are best. Reformulate your
Floyd | ideas for more appropriate characters. Cause, y'know, I'm pretty sure
Floyd | it's the tobacco companies who stole the last pages of the script, and
Floyd | us doin' lots of neat new stuff would SHOW em.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now, uh, you're not legally obligated to stay. You can take this
Floyd | paycheck and leave if you want. Contract ending today and all.
Floyd | But...have another go? Or ten? Or twenty?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| genericgeekgirl says, "Huh" | |
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 1+0/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | A refrigerator is here. Well, actually, it's visible off to the side Floyd | in what could pass for a kitchen. There's a refrigerator magnet on it. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "smoke cigarette" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 1+0/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SMOKE CIGARETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you can pick up the cigarette, a security guard runs over and
Floyd | tackles you to the ground.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey! Whoah! Easy, fella. That's not a real cigarette." The director
Floyd | turns his ire from the security guard to you. "And YOU! We did you a
Floyd | big favor by not even forcing you to SEEM to smoke. That's just water
Floyd | vapor. We'd have all kinds of ethical troubles if that was a REAL
Floyd | smoke. State Assembly bums dragging their feet on common-sense
Floyd | exceptions cuz the smoking ban zapped EXPERIMENTS to show indoor
Floyd | smoking's even worse than we thought." But he waves you off when you
Floyd | try to apologize.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 1+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | A refrigerator is here. Well, actually, it's visible off to the side Floyd | in what could pass for a kitchen. There's a refrigerator magnet on it. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "eat chocolate" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 1+1/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the chocolate bar)
Floyd | "I like it. One last bad habit before...phht."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 2+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | A refrigerator is here. Well, actually, it's visible off to the side Floyd | in what could pass for a kitchen. There's a refrigerator magnet on it. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drink beer" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 2+1/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > DRINK BEER
Floyd |
Floyd | "The anti-alcohol part is some other actor. One you beat out for this
Floyd | role," booms the director. "And don't you forget, this is the plum gig
Floyd | here, though, tobacco. It's bigger than all the others--combined!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 3+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | A refrigerator is here. Well, actually, it's visible off to the side Floyd | in what could pass for a kitchen. There's a refrigerator magnet on it. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to floyd), "open window" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 3+1/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > OPEN WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good thought, but you didn't stumble enough getting to the window.
Floyd | Also, yeah, more gasping noises." You practice it a few more times
Floyd | until the director is satisfied.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 4+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | A refrigerator is here. Well, actually, it's visible off to the side Floyd | in what could pass for a kitchen. There's a refrigerator magnet on it. Floyd | Floyd | Weird. That boom mike seems a little closer than it should be. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "pick up fridge" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 4+1/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > PICK UP FRIDGE
Floyd |
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat apple" | ||
Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 4+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT APPLE Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the apple) Floyd | "I like it. Trying for one good habit to undo all the bad ones." Floyd | Floyd | "Hm, we need to experiment a lot more, though. Find the best way to Floyd | tell kids they better not." Floyd | Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up Floyd | dying! Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | phoenix says, "wait. it actually let us pick up the fridge :)" | |
| inky says, "ha ha, awesome" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hah." | ||
| jenrexrode arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 5+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | Weird. That boom mike seems a little closer than it should be. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "snoop" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 5+1/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SNOOP
Floyd |
Floyd | "What? I don't know what the heck you're trying to do, there. That's a
Floyd | reach. Stick to the basics. Kids dumb enough to start smoking won't
Floyd | understand avant-garde cinema. Well, you get a point for trying."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| DavidW asks, "Can we enter the fridge?" | |
| ASchultz asks, "oh dear. That should be another way to die, shouldn't it?" | ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "enter fridge" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 6+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | Weird. That boom mike seems a little closer than it should be. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 6+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER FRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 6+1/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Ah. Your wallet. Fuller now but for the cost of all those cigarettes.
Floyd | There's also a photograph of your parents who died of smoking, too.
Floyd |
Floyd | "The money angle. Good. All that smoking cost you dearly. And what did
Floyd | you get for it?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 7+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | Weird. That boom mike seems a little closer than it should be. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take boom" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 7+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BOOM Floyd | Floyd | The director notices you looking at the boom mike. "What?! Of course Floyd | they moved it out of the way...wait, hold those cameras. Oh, great. Floyd | It's on the film! That's gonna be some CGI time to fix it. Geesh! The Floyd | help here's terrible!" The director reminds you of villains smoking up Floyd | a storm in Tintin books when they got mad. Without the Floyd | smoking, of course. Floyd | Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up Floyd | dying! Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 8+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "kill director" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 8+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | > KILL DIRECTOR Floyd | Floyd | That's your heart's job, according to the game's title, and it doesn't Floyd | need prompting. So, sorry, no point. But you'll get a few different Floyd | messages if you try again. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 8+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | "We have no proof tobacco addiction causes violence. Yet. So that Floyd | won't swing. Yet." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 8+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | You almost made the cut for that movie where a smoker gets mad he Floyd | cannot smoke in hospitals or elevators any more. But you didn't. This Floyd | gig is probably better for your career. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 8+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | This isn't a violent game. It's a snotty game. Try something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 8+1/42 Floyd | Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | This isn't a violent game. It's a snotty game. Try something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Cute." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "die" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 8+1/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > DIE
Floyd |
Floyd | You make a big "bllluuuueeeeegggh" noise, stumble around, and then
Floyd | fall over. It's all a bit overdone, though, and while the director
Floyd | appreciates your effort, he suggests you tried a bit too hard.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 8+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "call for help" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 8+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | > CALL FOR HELP Floyd | Floyd | There's really only one number worth calling right now, and for help Floyd | ain't it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "call 911" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 8+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > CALL 911
Floyd |
Floyd | You go to push the three numbers on your wall cell phone's number pad.
Floyd | Unintentionally, you forget to take the phone itself first. "Good
Floyd | angle there not even taking the phone!" you hear.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Still got time for plenty more. We can shoot as much film as you
Floyd | need."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 9+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 9+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | > GET ALL Floyd | Floyd | Not NEARLY enough time for that! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Pick up the phone and die?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take phone" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 9+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE PHONE Floyd | Floyd | You'll probably want to call a specific number. I mean, how many Floyd | people want their last moments to be a dial tone? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "look in backpack" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 9+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK IN BACKPACK
Floyd |
Floyd | You search through it as you stagger, looking for a last memento...you
Floyd | find A PACK OF CIGARETTES. Yes, that guilt is now also on you. The kid
Floyd | who won second place for his poster comparing smoking unfavorably with
Floyd | body noises in fourth grade? You break down. It is too much.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Excellent!" shouts the director. "This is worth going with. Though we
Floyd | still want to try other shots..."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| eu says (to genericgeekgirl), "Hah." | |
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 10+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "vomit" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 10+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > VOMIT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 10+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x posters" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 10+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTERS Floyd | Floyd | You glance a random poster behind the cameras. You've seen them Floyd | before, but there are so many, there's a lot to forget, too. There's a Floyd | poster about not being like everyone else and joining in with everyone Floyd | sensible at the same time. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "get fridge. i" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 10+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | > GET FRIDGE. I Floyd | Floyd | You already have that. Floyd | Floyd | Your wallet's the only thing on you, so you take another peek. "Look, Floyd | if you're hinting at renegotiating, forget it." Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 10+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read note" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 10+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | > READ NOTE Floyd | Floyd | It's small, but there's an impressive amount crammed on it: Floyd | Floyd | -- LSD AND OTHER ILLEGALS Sunday Floyd | Floyd | -- TOBACCO Monday Floyd | Floyd | -- ALCOHOL Tuesday Floyd | Floyd | -- OBESITY Wednesday Floyd | Floyd | -- PROMISCUITY Thursday Floyd | Floyd | Hm, the paper feels a little soggy. You feel like there's something Floyd | you can do to get the director's goat. Too soggy to pretend to smoke, Floyd | and no straws to shoot spitballs with, but... Floyd | Floyd | > | phoenix says, "Oh, it didn't reset the game state so we still have the fridge" | |
| inky says, "ha ha" | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "open fridge" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 10+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > OPEN FRIDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Nah, the symbolism's too tricky. Fridge, ice cold...plus, it kinda
Floyd | reminds me of that line in Reefer Madness."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ASchultz says, "Wow, yeah. Object Response Tests should've been my friend here." | |
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 11+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 11+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SCORE
Floyd |
Floyd | Your character's score, if life gave one, would be almost zero,
Floyd | because that's about how much of his life is left.
Floyd |
Floyd | As for you? Your performance will be evaluted by extensive surveys
Floyd | given to certified professionals and focus groups later. Worrying
Floyd | about it now won't help.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| genericgeekgirl says, "Aww." | |
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 12+2/42 Floyd | Oh, wait. Maybe you just wanted to see what you have and haven't done. Floyd | Is that the case? | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "throw fridge at director" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 12+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > THROW FRIDGE AT DIRECTOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
| genericgeekgirl says, "Haha." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yes" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 12+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > YES
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | --examine your wallet, take or drink the beer, open the fridge, eat
Floyd | apple
Floyd | --smoke, eat chocolate, any unparseable command, die
Floyd | --call 911, examine the magnet, open window, examine backpack
Floyd | --request the score, examine the boom mike
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "y" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 12+2/42 | ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 12+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum, a paper note and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | You have so far scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 26 turns. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat note" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 12+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT NOTE
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the paper note)
Floyd | The director sees you picking up the paper--"Hey! You trying to EAT
Floyd | that thing? The mind-altering hallucinogen PSA's not your gig. Just
Floyd | stay within the lines."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 13+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "throw fridge at director" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 13+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | > THROW FRIDGE AT DIRECTOR Floyd | Floyd | You lack the nerve when it comes to the crucial moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "lick paper" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 13+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | > LICK PAPER Floyd | Floyd | There's nothing worth licking here--except, well, maybe one thing for Floyd | performance art. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "lick note" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 13+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | > LICK NOTE Floyd | Floyd | There's nothing worth licking here--except, well, maybe one thing for Floyd | performance art. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "lick gum" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 13+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > LICK GUM
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach for the box of nicotine gum. There's no time, realistically,
Floyd | for you to open a packet and start chewing one, but there is enough
Floyd | for a camera to feature the name of the manufacturer of said gum and
Floyd | also the different flavors it comes in. Hey, they're paying your
Floyd | salary, partially. It's the least you can do.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Of course!" says the director. "You could have a pal who quits
Floyd | smoking with the gum and leaves you in the dust! We'll add that in
Floyd | later. You'll get overtime."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Impressive work so far, even the stuff that hasn't worked. This
Floyd | performance will officially stop approximately 15.7 kids from starting
Floyd | smoking with no indications of decreasing return to scale for new
Floyd | ideas."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 14+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "read magazine" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 14+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ MAGAZINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You grab the glossy magazine, which you apparently forgot to read this
Floyd | morning. It details the latest nefarious maneuvers from the tobacco
Floyd | industry. "If only I'd known..." you croak out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Time stands still as you wait for the inevitable!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| DavidW asks, "A sunglasses moment?" | |
| phoenix asks, "why is our score in two parts?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Sunglasses?" | ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | And there's the didactic narrator, right on cue. "But that is not Floyd | true. He had many chances before that. Chances and hints from people Floyd | who cared. Whom he chose to ignore." Floyd | Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up Floyd | dying! Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "x director" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X DIRECTOR Floyd | Floyd | He's got an impatient look in his eye, tapping a pen on his notepad Floyd | with one hand. You remember his advice about trying stuff, even if it Floyd | seems wrong, and you can't help but notice he's looking at your Floyd | paycheck, too. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "x narrator" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X NARRATOR
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x apple" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | "That apple's wax, anyway. You'll get a food break when you're done."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "snort ash" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SNORT ASH
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat ash" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT ASH
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+2/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sleep" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+2/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SLEEP
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hm. We can riff on death being the big sleep."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+3/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake up" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+3/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAKE UP
Floyd |
Floyd | You've already had concerned friends telling you you need to wake up.
Floyd | You babble about how it must be a dream--it can't be happening to
Floyd | you--despite having dreamt this sort of thing before.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+4/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+4/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes, yes..." says the director, "Computer and gadget addiction will
Floyd | be a definite growth sector for socially health-conscious movies in
Floyd | the coming decades. But you're too old. You didn't have that pitfall
Floyd | as a kid. Wouldn't be believable."
Floyd |
Floyd | "But if you get back on track here, I'll give your son special
Floyd | consideration for a role."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| borowski pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski says (to Floyd), "x posters" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTERS Floyd | Floyd | You glance a random poster behind the cameras. You've seen them Floyd | before, but there are so many, there's a lot to forget, too. Oh dear, Floyd | an anti-LSD ad snuck in here somehow. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "x ad" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X AD
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "eat apple" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the apple)
Floyd | "That apple's wax, anyway. You'll get a food break when you're done."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ASchultz says, "oops, ad=ads=posters" | |
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "break window" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | This isn't a violent game. It's a snotty game. Try something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "swear" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SWEAR
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "kiss cigarette" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > KISS CIGARETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "put fridge in ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT FRIDGE IN ASHTRAY Floyd | Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "call mom" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | > CALL MOM Floyd | Floyd | There's no other number than 911 to call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "get posters" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | > GET POSTERS Floyd | Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x backpack" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X BACKPACK Floyd | Floyd | Surprisingly, you turn up an illegally burned DVD of Reefer Floyd | Madness. "Hey! Who put that..." yells the director. "It's a very Floyd | instructional movie, you know. The tobacco companies sponsored it." A Floyd | stage hand runs up, grabs the obvious propaganda, and disappears. Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "x backpack" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X BACKPACK Floyd | Floyd | You're not sure why, but yeah, suddenly you really want to take care Floyd | of business here so you can watch Reefer Madness. Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "wave" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | > WAVE Floyd | Floyd | That is not a dignified way to sign off. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | > SMELL Floyd | Floyd | There's nothing to smell, now you know the cigarette's fake. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42 Floyd | Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | You hear nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+5/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | "You goddamn numbskull!" shouts the director from the fourth wall.
Floyd | "That's an idea I had for the I QUIT SMOKING film. The one they
Floyd | rejected. Too much choreography, they said. Thanks for the reminder!"
Floyd | The director hyperventilates for a bit before calming down.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep at it. Keep at it. New ideas probably getting tougher now. Don't
Floyd | worry if I yell at you for dumb new ones."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+6/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 15+6/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SING
Floyd |
Floyd | "Dammit!" yells the producer. "This is education, not a talent show!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > DANCE
Floyd |
Floyd | You remember the director claiming he WISHED he had the budget for a
Floyd | full-blown musical, but he DIDN'T. Best not to goad him.
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | eu asks, "Did we ever do anything with the note?" | |
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "read note" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42 Floyd | Floyd | > READ NOTE Floyd | Floyd | It's small, but there's an impressive amount crammed on it: Floyd | Floyd | -- LSD AND OTHER ILLEGALS Sunday Floyd | Floyd | -- TOBACCO Monday Floyd | Floyd | -- ALCOHOL Tuesday Floyd | Floyd | -- OBESITY Wednesday Floyd | Floyd | -- PROMISCUITY Thursday Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "read and ate it" | |
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "get apple" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > GET APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | "That apple's wax, anyway. You'll get a food break when you're done."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | phoenix says, "we didn't cover drugs and promiscuity yet did we" | |
| DavidW asks, "Is there no couch in this living room?" | ||
| eu says, "Well we're only supposed to cover tobacco." | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "stand" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42 Floyd | Floyd | > STAND Floyd | Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "scream" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SCREAM
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > KISS ASHTRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "x magnet" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MAGNET
Floyd |
Floyd | "Say, why you interested in that so much? You not a closet smoker,
Floyd | eh?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ASchultz says, "I figured there was too much clutter already for a couch." | |
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a can of beer, an apple, a glossy magazine, a box of Floyd | nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "drop fridge" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42 Floyd | Floyd | > DROP FRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "look behind fridge" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > LOOK BEHIND FRIDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "live" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > LIVE
Floyd |
Floyd | "I wanna live--I don't wanna..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hold it! That's not your choice. Film's almost over the time limit.
Floyd | Plus, we got no time or money for a big hospital scene with an oxygen
Floyd | tank and whatnot."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| DavidW says, "clever" | |
| jenrexrode says, "heh" | ||
| DavidW asks, "did we try 'recharge phone'?" | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "snuff cigarette" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+6/42 | DavidW asks, "or 'throw cigarette'?" | |
| eu says (to DavidW), "Nope." | ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+7/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | eu says (to jenrexrode), "Now go." | |
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "snuff cigarette" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+7/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SNUFF CIGARETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| borowski says, ""This isn't a snuff film!"" | |
| jenrexrode says, "heh" | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "press space" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+7/42 | ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+7/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | eu says (to jenrexrode), "Just ``press space'', without the ``f''." | |
| jenrexrode says, "ah" | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "lick ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+7/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > LICK ASHTRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you get there, the director claps his hand. "Bravo! You can't
Floyd | do that yourself, I mean, we need some green haired kid with multiple
Floyd | ugly-ass piercings or something. Good and edgy, though. People talk
Floyd | about comparing smoking to licking an ashtray...but..."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ew." | |
| jenrexrode says, "cool" | ||
| DavidW says, "Thought we did that one already." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "we licked a note" | ||
| ASchultz says, "I think you did kiss ashtray. But that should clue..." | ||
| jenrexrode asks, "fry eggs? what are some other PSA drug cliches?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+8/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cry" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+8/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > CRY
Floyd |
Floyd | You recognize your faults, your mistakes, and the big one--smoking.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear the director. "Incisive. Dynamic. We all feel that way--or we
Floyd | should."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+9/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "say no" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+9/42 Floyd | Floyd | > SAY NO Floyd | Floyd | (to director) Floyd | There is no reply. Floyd | Floyd | > | jenrexrode says, "heh" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "just say no" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+9/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > JUST SAY NO
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+9/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ASchultz says, "1 sec, let me try something" | |
| ASchultz says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+9/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SCORE
Floyd |
Floyd | You will receive ratings on your performance from licensed health,
Floyd | public relations, and social engineering professionals afterwards.
Floyd | Don't you worry.
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| ASchultz says (to Floyd), "press space" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+9/42 | ASchultz says, "latest version should have a yes/no of tracking what you did" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ah" | ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+9/42 Floyd | Oh, wait. Maybe you just wanted to see what you have and haven't done. Floyd | Is that the case? | genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, I triggered that earlier, listing at least what we've done, but I think it didn't spoiler the things we didn't do." | |
| DavidW asks, "Did we try 'cough'?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Nope." | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "no" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+9/42 Floyd | Floyd | > NO Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | You have so far scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 60 turns. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "cough" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+9/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > COUGH
Floyd |
Floyd | You muster up a woeful cough, as opposed to the determined aggressive
Floyd | coughs of nonsmokers who'd been around you. Or, rather, your
Floyd | character. "Brilliant!" says the director. "We'll have a National
Floyd | Geographic style voiceover about how even the smoker can't stand his
Floyd | own..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Brainstorming sessions like this, they gotta give us more funding.
Floyd | Keep it up!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "choke" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > CHOKE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "breathe" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > BREATHE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read list" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ LIST
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x phone" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X PHONE Floyd | Floyd | 911's the big one. There're a bunch of others you probably aren't Floyd | going to use. Possibly because there's not enough time to type them. Floyd | Someone has written in 5433-2255 OR 99999 LOL. You think back to very Floyd | bad commercials from your youth and wonder what it might be. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| inky says (to Floyd), "call lol" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | > CALL LOL Floyd | Floyd | There's no other number than 911 to call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "call 5433-2255" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > CALL 5433-2255
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no other number than 911 to call.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ASchultz says, "oops that should be "local number"" | |
| eu says (to Floyd), "call quitline" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | > CALL QUITLINE Floyd | Floyd | There's no other number than 911 to call. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I'm kinda outta new ideas." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "call operator" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | > CALL OPERATOR Floyd | Floyd | There's no other number than 911 to call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dial 0" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | > DIAL 0 Floyd | Floyd | "Operator..." Floyd | Floyd | Oh, say, Jim Croce smoked too, you know. Right on an album cover. Died Floyd | at 30. Yup. Floyd | Floyd | What? What plane crash? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dial 3178" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | > DIAL 3178 Floyd | Floyd | There's no other number than 911 to call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "dial life-call" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > DIAL LIFE-CALL
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no other number than 911 to call.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dial 1" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | > DIAL 1 Floyd | Floyd | There's no other number than 911 to call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ASchultz says, "I didn't think of putting the hyphen in there. Aigh." | |
| eu says (to Floyd), "dial lifecall" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 16+10/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > DIAL LIFECALL
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm having chest pains!" you yell. After slumping to the ground, you
Floyd | follow up with the obligatory "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The director begins laughing. "Oh, man. What a commercial that was.
Floyd | We--we can't show that to kids. Man, oh, man, memories.
Floyd |
Floyd | "But it's serious business now. In this interconnected world, people
Floyd | can take this sort of thing for granted. So not too much goofing off,
Floyd | eh?" He nods until you start nodding, too. You feel slightly guilty
Floyd | that a real-life Mr. Miller or Mrs. Fletcher really COULD use...
Floyd |
Floyd | You snap out of it. Man, you HATE stupid power plays like that.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Whoa. Is LIFECALL a real thing?" | |
| phoenix says, "Didn't get that one" | ||
| ASchultz says, "it was a cult-classic commercial in the 80s" | ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "fall down" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+10/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > FALL DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ASchultz says, "It's a real thing, yeah, but I think it's LifeAlert now" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oh. I had no idea what that called. I remember those ads." | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "press space" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+10/42 | eu asks, "99999 is xyzzy then?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "With the little button on a necklace or something." | ||
| ASchultz says, "yes, 99999=xyzzy" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "call xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+10/42 | ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "call xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | > CALL XYZZY Floyd | Floyd | There's no other number than 911 to call. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take money and run" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE MONEY AND RUN Floyd | Floyd | No time to futz with more than one thing at once. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take paycheck" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE PAYCHECK Floyd | Floyd | You go to take the paycheck. It's just lying out there. Since the Floyd | script writers didn't fulfill their contract, legally... Floyd | Floyd | As you take your paycheck, the director takes you aside. Floyd | Floyd | "Fascinating. Didn't think I'd learn much from this. But you actors Floyd | impress me." Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+10/42 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+10/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | You already did that scene. In the doctor's office. Knowing your fate
Floyd | was sealed. Wishing you could undo...it is time for the payoff.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+11/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 17+11/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > RESTART
Floyd |
Floyd | "I ... should've ... all over again ... next time around I'd ... the
Floyd | ..." It doesn't make sense, but people will get the picture.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good ad-libbing," says the director.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+11/42 Floyd | Okay, okay, I'll let you restart for real if you want. Even if there's Floyd | no actual way to get permanently stuck. Floyd | | ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Are you sure you want to restart?
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+11/42
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
| genericgeekgirl says, "Nice" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "no" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+11/42 Floyd | Floyd | > NO Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | %% File to restore: | phoenix says, "oops" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kkk" | ||
Floyd | %% Restore file: kkk Floyd | %% Critical error. Floyd | %% Message: stream_open_file: unable to open file. Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+11/42 Floyd | Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | Floyd | Restore failed. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "It's ok." | |
| phoenix says, "I'm afraid to try QUIT" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Although now I wish I'd typed some other random key :P" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I think it's safe." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+11/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > QUIT
Floyd |
Floyd | You get ready for your scene about how important it is to quit, or
Floyd | quit before you start, or quit before nature forces you to. It will
Floyd | involve intensive head-nodding. Unfortunately, you forgot to die
Floyd | first, which pisses the director off no end. "It's not time for your
Floyd | big monologue yet!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+12/42 Floyd | Oh, wait. It occurs to me you might actually want to quit THIS GAME, Floyd | but if you do now, the Tobacco Companies win. Floyd | Floyd | Surely the other 37 games in this archive, some by much more acclaimed Floyd | and established authors than me, aren't as health conscious and Floyd | socially motivated as this one? Floyd | Floyd | Surely any game that's worse than this is less fun, and any game Floyd | that's better will waste even more of your precious time? Floyd | Floyd | Understand, here, I just wanted to give you the whole picture before Floyd | taking such a drastic action. Floyd | Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit? | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "no" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+12/42 Floyd | Floyd | > NO Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "win game" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+12/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > WIN GAME
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+12/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cheat" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+12/42 Floyd | Floyd | > CHEAT Floyd | Floyd | No, no. You don't cheat. You look around for hints. There's a Floyd | difference. Floyd | Floyd | > | phoenix says, "lol at that comment on trying to quit" | |
| DavidW says, "ha ha" | ||
| phoenix says, "this one too" | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "help" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+12/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > HELP
Floyd |
Floyd | Something in how you look around confusedly captures something the
Floyd | director wants. "Brilliant!" he says. You mention you were just hoping
Floyd | for a cue. "Oh. Well, still. Just, uh, keep getting lost like that and
Floyd | you'll get somewhere."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Man! Acting like this, all from the heart (and what a healthy heart
Floyd | it is,) who needs all those writers? We could can a few and have more
Floyd | money for research."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hee" | |
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+13/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hint" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+13/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > HINT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Didn't you come prepared AT ALL?" booms the director. "Look, lots of
Floyd | what you do should be obvious. I can think of a few things off the top
Floyd | of my head."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+13/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "pray" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+13/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to pray before the final moment...but it is not completed.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hm. Maybe a slightly healthier life and he'd have finished the prayer
Floyd | to get to heaven? Hard hitting. Cutting edge. But the public's not
Floyd | ready for that yet."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "press space" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+13/42 | ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "burn bar" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > BURN BAR
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey! I paid for that. From a vending machine. That didn't dispense
Floyd | the first one. It's MINE once we're done here!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "burn apple" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > BURN APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | "That apple's wax, anyway. You'll get a food break when you're done."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "sneeze" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SNEEZE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "curse the gods" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > CURSE THE GODS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "write" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > WRITE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "burn me" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | > BURN ME Floyd | Floyd | Yeah, maybe you could, like, start a house fire, and that'd be some Floyd | REALLY lethal second-hand smoke. Genius. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "pull fridge" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL FRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "push fridge" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH FRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | Nothing obvious happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wait" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 18+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > WAIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing happens. Then dramatic music starts playing. You catch, out of
Floyd | the corner of your eye, someone ordering you to collapse on the floor.
Floyd | Suddenly, remembering your job, you do, dutifully. "Right," says the
Floyd | director. "We'll cut that staring around bit out."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 19+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "fall" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 19+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > FALL
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 19+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 19+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 19+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You run around in circles. But there is nowhere to go. Nowhere to
Floyd | escape your fate. Death closes in on you. Wait--no--that's just the
Floyd | lights from the video cameras darkening. "This isn't some goddamn
Floyd | action movie. Or some cartoon. This is serious business."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "put cigarette in backpack" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUT CIGARETTE IN BACKPACK
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the cigarette)
Floyd |
Floyd | "Cut! CUT! We're trying to get you in character, but that's going too
Floyd | far! I mean, one puff'd make this whole movie R-rated, just doing
Floyd | THAT!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | phoenix says, "wow, no one tried directional commands yet" | |
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | Melodrama running around now might take away from the funeral scene
Floyd | later. It's gonna be hella tearful.
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "dig" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > DIG
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| phoenix says (to Floyd), "climb on fridge" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42 | ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oops sorry" | |
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "climb on fridge" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > CLIMB ON FRIDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | phoenix says, "sorry I appear to be obsessed with this fridge" | |
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "lie" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > LIE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "There's cookies inside, if you can get it open." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fridge" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X FRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | YOU wouldn't have put it there. But then, it wasn't your choice. You Floyd | notice the refrigerator magnet is pinning a brochure to the fridge. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x brochure" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 20+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BROCHURE
Floyd |
Floyd | "We already panned to that. Oh, wait, you weren't in that scene, it
Floyd | was your wife tearfully pinning it to the fridge 'cause you yelled
Floyd | YOU'D NEVER QUIT. It'll be in the closing credits, too. And don't tell
Floyd | me you didn't read it already. That was part of understanding your
Floyd | character."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | phoenix exclaims, "but, but, it was our choice! We picked it up and put it back down!" | |
| DavidW says, "hm, I see hintage towards posters." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "uh huh" | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | You glance a random poster behind the cameras. You've seen them Floyd | before, but there are so many, there's a lot to forget, too. "Stop Floyd | smoking before smoking stops you!" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "x posters" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+14/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTERS Floyd | Floyd | You glance a random poster behind the cameras. You've seen them Floyd | before, but there are so many, there's a lot to forget, too. "Don't Floyd | Pass Gas" is part of an anti-secondhand smoke campaign. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "fart" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+14/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > FART
Floyd |
Floyd | The director behind the cameras yells "Cut! There's already a video
Floyd | for that angle. How smoking's worse than body functions. But we got
Floyd | KIDS covering that. This is serious business. You're a serious actor."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Brilliant. Brilliant. Too bad there's not much left 'cause you're on
Floyd | a roll."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+15/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "burp" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+15/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > BURP
Floyd |
Floyd | You release a small hiccup instead. Stage fright?
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+15/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "stop" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+15/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > STOP
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+15/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+15/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | You glance a random poster behind the cameras. You've seen them Floyd | before, but there are so many, there's a lot to forget, too. Wow, Floyd | THINK DO'NT SMOKE by some youngun who at least tried. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "think" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+15/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > THINK
Floyd |
Floyd | The usual "if you'd thought in the first place you'd never have
Floyd | started" comes to mind. But it doesn't translate well to the current
Floyd | situation. You try to pull a Rodin's Statue look, but there's no chair
Floyd | or rock to sit on.
Floyd |
Floyd | "That...whatever the hell you were trying to do? It didn't work." says
Floyd | the director.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| jenrexrode says, "hehe" | |
| DavidW asks, "I guess the posters are the in-game hint repository?" | ||
| phoenix says, "looks like it" | ||
| ASchultz says, "sort of. There's one other, too." | ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "xposter" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > XPOSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | You glance a random poster behind the cameras. You've seen them Floyd | before, but there are so many, there's a lot to forget, too. Ooh, Floyd | here's one drawn by some eight-year-old where adults are all coughing Floyd | around a giant lit cigarette carrying a machine gun Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x paycheck" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X PAYCHECK Floyd | Floyd | You're free to take it, now. But you got a lecture about doing all you Floyd | could for the kiddies first. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat paycheck" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT PAYCHECK Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the paycheck) Floyd | You go to take the paycheck. It's just lying out there. Since the Floyd | script writers didn't fulfill their contract, legally... Floyd | Floyd | As you take your paycheck, the director takes you aside. Floyd | Floyd | "Brilliant. Mind like yours is wasted on acting. I'll put in a good Floyd | word for you as a spokesman." Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat notepad" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT NOTEPAD Floyd | Floyd | (first taking notepad) Floyd | It's the director's. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat paper" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > EAT PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | "Drug humor is in bad taste. Straight-up scorn just works better."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "read notepad" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ NOTEPAD
Floyd |
Floyd | You peek over at the director's notepad. He has some notes scrawled on
Floyd | it. Get a closer look?
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| phoenix says (to Floyd), "yes" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > YES Floyd | Floyd | Couched in the surprising amount of doodling you notice the text "grab Floyd | chest." Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Aw. I was trying to avoid taking hints." | |
| eu says (to Floyd), "grab chest" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 21+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > GRAB CHEST
Floyd |
Floyd | The director nods noncommittally. "Yeah, I guess that's one of the
Floyd | first things I'd do if I were an actor. Surprised it took you a bit of
Floyd | time to. Well, you did it okay, I guess."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| DavidW asks, "Why would we grab our chest?" | |
| DavidW says, "I don't understand that one." | ||
| jenrexrode says, "heart attack" | ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l u" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > L U Floyd | Floyd | You see nothing unexpected in that direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "drool" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > DROOL
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 | ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | Melodrama running around now might take away from the funeral scene
Floyd | later. It's gonna be hella tearful.
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "swoon" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SWOON
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "spin" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SPIN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "get backpack" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > GET BACKPACK Floyd | Floyd | You're not sure why, but yeah, suddenly you really want to take care Floyd | of business here so you can watch Reefer Madness. Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "crush cigarette" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > CRUSH CIGARETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "shoot me" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOOT ME
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "attack me" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > ATTACK ME Floyd | Floyd | This isn't a violent game. It's a snotty game. Try something else. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "shout" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SHOUT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ASchultz writes down more synonyms to add | |
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "kneel" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > KNEEL
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "stagger" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > STAGGER
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "grab throat" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > GRAB THROAT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x camera" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 22+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CAMERA
Floyd |
Floyd | You stare into the camera. And stare. And stare. "So many angles to
Floyd | take with this, eh? But it doesn't quite translate to the medium. We
Floyd | got all this in health books. You stick to acting."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "act" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > ACT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "think" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > THINK
Floyd |
Floyd | Too much thinking ruins spontaneous acting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look through window" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > LOOK THROUGH WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "enter window" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "unplug phone" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNPLUG PHONE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take charger" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE CHARGER
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "break ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | > BREAK ASHTRAY Floyd | Floyd | That ashtray's not necessary. In fact, it never SHOULD have been but Floyd | for a big life mistake. But maybe you could do something really double Floyd | super ironic with it... Floyd | Floyd | > | ASchultz says, "1 sec, I'll see what's left" | |
| ASchultz says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SCORE
Floyd |
Floyd | You will receive ratings on your performance from licensed health,
Floyd | public relations, and social engineering professionals afterwards.
Floyd | Don't you worry.
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| ASchultz pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42 Floyd | Oh, wait. Maybe you just wanted to see what you have and haven't done. Floyd | Is that the case? | ||
| ASchultz says (to Floyd), "yes" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > YES
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | --examine your wallet, sleep, examine the brochure, think
Floyd | --take or drink the beer, open the fridge, eat apple, smoke
Floyd | --take the gum, restart, grab chest, cry
Floyd | --wake up, eat chocolate, any unparseable command, jump
Floyd | --die, live, lick the ashtray, say XYZZY
Floyd | --look at the camera, call 911, coughing, undo
Floyd | --read the magazine, wait, examine the magnet, eat the paper
Floyd | --make a body noise, open window, pray, examine backpack
Floyd | --request the score, sing, ask for a hint, quit
Floyd | --go in any direction, examine the boom mike, phone LifeCall
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| ASchultz pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | You have so far scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 110 turns. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| borowski's corporeal form was TP'ed while he was astral projecting. | ||
| borowski has disconnected. | ||
| borowski arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "joke" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+16/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > JOKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You consider a joke where you ask the pack of cigarettes to "take your
Floyd | life, please." It takes too long to develop, though, and after a bit
Floyd | of awkward explanation, the director says he'll think about it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "sit" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | > SIT Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to sit on? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "floor" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "unplug phone" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNPLUG PHONE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "burn brochure" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > BURN BROCHURE
Floyd |
Floyd | It was boring the first time you read it. If you look bored reading it
Floyd | again, you could get canned from this plum gig.
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "chew" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | > CHEW Floyd | Floyd | There's no good way to chew on that. So chew on THAT! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "chew gum" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > CHEW GUM
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can't imagine it tastes any good. Probably better than cigarettes.
Floyd | Not that I'd know. Either. Of course." The director makes a circular
Floyd | "try again" gesture with his left hand.
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "director, chew gum" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > DIRECTOR, CHEW GUM
Floyd |
Floyd | No time to take more than one thing at once.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| DavidW says (to Floyd), "chew scenery" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | > CHEW SCENERY Floyd | Floyd | There's no good way to chew on that. So chew on THAT! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "director, isn't someone supposed to come in and shoot me?" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > DIRECTOR, ISN'T SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO COME IN AND SHOOT ME?
Floyd |
Floyd | No time to futz with more than one thing at once.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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| phoenix says (to Floyd), "talk to director" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > TALK TO DIRECTOR
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | You glance a random poster behind the cameras. You've seen them Floyd | before, but there are so many, there's a lot to forget, too. Just Floyd | boring statistics on this poster. Maybe another will be more Floyd | interesting. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "count" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > COUNT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | You glance a random poster behind the cameras. You've seen them Floyd | before, but there are so many, there's a lot to forget, too. "It's a Floyd | picture of someone pouring road tar in a pair of lungs Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | You glance a random poster behind the cameras. You've seen them Floyd | before, but there are so many, there's a lot to forget, too. "Kissing Floyd | a smoker is like licking... (the rest is cut off.)" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | You glance a random poster behind the cameras. You've seen them Floyd | before, but there are so many, there's a lot to forget, too. Just Floyd | boring statistics on this poster. Maybe another will be more Floyd | interesting. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | You glance a random poster behind the cameras. You've seen them Floyd | before, but there are so many, there's a lot to forget, too. Wow, Floyd | THINK DO'NT SMOKE by some youngun who at least tried. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "x camera" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CAMERA
Floyd |
Floyd | "News flash, buddy. That camera doesn't shoot out magic rays that give
Floyd | you inspiration."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "glare at camera" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > GLARE AT CAMERA
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| phoenix pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x gum" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X GUM
Floyd |
Floyd | "Can't imagine it tastes any good. Probably better than cigarettes.
Floyd | Not that I'd know. Either. Of course." The director makes a circular
Floyd | "try again" gesture with his left hand.
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x magnet" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MAGNET
Floyd |
Floyd | "Say, why you interested in that so much? You not a closet smoker,
Floyd | eh?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x chocolate" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hey! I paid for that. From a vending machine. That didn't dispense
Floyd | the first one. It's MINE once we're done here!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| phoenix says (to Floyd), "close window" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42 Floyd | Floyd | > CLOSE WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can close. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "damn" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+17/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > DAMN
Floyd |
Floyd | "That's what you better be thinking, but you can't SAY it."
Floyd |
Floyd | You are officially in Last Lousy Point territory. Nice work.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | phoenix says, "last lousy point, eh" | |
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "kick" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > KICK
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| ||
| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take paycheck" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE PAYCHECK Floyd | Floyd | You go to take the paycheck. It's just lying out there. Since the Floyd | script writers didn't fulfill their contract, legally... Floyd | Floyd | As you take your paycheck, the director takes you aside. Floyd | Floyd | "Brilliant. Mind like yours is wasted on acting. I'll put in a good Floyd | word for you as a spokesman." Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "kick cigarette" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > KICK CIGARETTE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "curses" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42 Floyd | Floyd | > CURSES Floyd | Floyd | Quite. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "swear" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > SWEAR
Floyd |
Floyd | "Keep it simple. Nothing too wild. Focus on what's here. What's about
Floyd | to happen. Not your imaginary friends or whatever."
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
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| jenrexrode pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42 Floyd | Floyd | Your Living Room Floyd | You, or someone you're supposed to be, will be spending his last few Floyd | seconds here. There's a window which may or may not provide fresh air, Floyd | and after your initial burst of artistic ideas, you find your eyes Floyd | glancing more to the posters along the back wall. Floyd | Floyd | Your kid's backpack is here for the snooping. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray here holds a cigarette that ain't getting finished. Floyd | Floyd | There's a wall cell phone here--you know, the sort that still needs to Floyd | be recharged--with a list of emergency numbers. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see a refrigerator, a can of beer, an apple, a glossy Floyd | magazine, a box of nicotine gum and a chocolate bar here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | > | ASchultz says, "Ooh, I forgot to put something in for swearing mildly." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bother" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42 Floyd | Floyd | > BOTHER Floyd | Floyd | Quite. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Aw" | |
| ASchultz says, "the last point is probably not going to be found with ClubFloyd. In fact it wasn't clued nearly as well in the 'about' as I meant to" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "about" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42 Floyd | Floyd | > ABOUT Floyd | Floyd | This game was written for the intfiction.org They Might Be Giants Floyd | tribute. It follows the Fingertips mini-song "I'm Having a Heart Floyd | Attack" and, like the other Fingertips games, consists of only one Floyd | (meaningful) move. In this case, looking and examining and other Floyd | non-time-consuming actions (like this) don't (always) count. Floyd | Floyd | This game was designed in the mold of the AISLE or Pick up the Phone Floyd | Booth and Die joke games the Interactive Fiction community knows so Floyd | well. I immediately thought "Hey, I could write a game called Pick Up Floyd | the Lit Cigarette and Die," but I realized it'd be trolling to release Floyd | in a totally serious venue. Floyd | Floyd | I don't think I'm trying to make any big social point with this, Floyd | except I remember doodling about making my own text adventure games in Floyd | health class well before Inform 7 existed. Especially during the Floyd | wretchedly overdone movies. Floyd | Floyd | That said, Aisle by Sam Barlow is well done and has a deeper story Floyd | than this. Check it out, if you haven't. Floyd | Floyd | Release 1 was 3/26/2012 for the tribute album. Floyd | Release 2 was 4/15/2012. It added a point and tightened up writing and Floyd | made more variable responses. Floyd | Floyd | See CREDITS for a list of people who helped, directly and indirectly, Floyd | with this game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x notepad" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > X NOTEPAD
Floyd |
Floyd | You peek over at the director's notepad. He has some notes scrawled on
Floyd | it. Get a closer look?
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| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "yes" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+18/42 Floyd | Floyd | > YES Floyd | Floyd | Under the maze he's drawn with just one straight line you notice the Floyd | text "nonsense." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl presses the yellow enter button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+19/42
Floyd |
Floyd | The director makes a noncommital hmph. He already thought of that, but
Floyd | then again, you knew that, because you peeked at his notepad. Still,
Floyd | yay for scoring an extra point with me.
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! You found a new way to die, or mess up, or mess up
Floyd | dying, and it involved guessing a verb!
Floyd | You feel like you've really earned that paycheck, man. There's not
Floyd | much else to do. You just know it!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ah." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take paycheck" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+19/42
Floyd |
Floyd | > TAKE PAYCHECK
Floyd |
Floyd | You go to take the paycheck. It's just lying out there. Since the
Floyd | script writers didn't fulfill their contract, legally...
Floyd |
Floyd | As you take your paycheck, the director takes you aside.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Good work today. You'll get a raise for this. And you'll deserve it.
Floyd | Truth be told, I saw MANAGEMENT MATERIAL out there. I mean, there're
Floyd | actors for acting's sake and all that rubbish, but you're clearly so
Floyd | much MORE than that."
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations on winning my little game here, such as it can be won!
Floyd | I actually intended it to be a sort of meta-exercise for the reader to
Floyd | get points for trying standard Interactive Fiction verbs. Or, if not
Floyd | points, funny reactions.
Floyd |
Floyd | In addition, I also created a crude coding engine so I could easily
Floyd | add verbs, add a second response (when I couldn't decide my favorite,)
Floyd | and even add cheating directions for if you read the director's
Floyd | notepad, which you did, though I hope there wasn't too much
Floyd | verb-guessing. I also plan to send out the source code, not as a
Floyd | shining example, but because I'm pleased with the flexibility I had.
Floyd |
Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue.
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah. That's something I would do, by accident, in another interpreter, but it's not easy to send to Floyd." | |
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | That was too stuffy and straight-laced, wasn't it? Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | genericgeekgirl says, "Nah :P" | |
| genericgeekgirl pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+19/42
Floyd | Well, actually, it was originally more that I wanted my own private
Floyd | revenge on cheesy health films. Plus I saw a bunch of opportunities
Floyd | for really sophomoric jokes that wouldn't have fit anywhere else. Like
Floyd | the LifeCall one. (And if you're not in/from the US, hey, I apologize
Floyd | for that one. But look it, and the Empire jingle, up on YouTube.)
Floyd |
Floyd | Now go enjoy the other games in this collection. There're some good
Floyd | ones!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
| ASchultz asks, "time for one more today?" | |
| inky has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | genericgeekgirl says, "If others are interested. There are two fingertips games left, plus Space Suit. I don't know how long any of those are." | |
| eu says, "I am up for maybe one more." | ||
| ASchultz says, "Fingertips Reprise is very short" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ok" | ||
Floyd ] (Your LIVING room? Or DYING room?) Score 23+19/42 Floyd | Floyd | > A18 Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ASchultz says, "the final fingertips is probably too much after this long session" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask a18fingertipsreprise" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Fingertips Reprise Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //35F13B5F-5BA1-4F70-96A8-5349082A5B14// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You awake in a room. The space is completely empty apart from a Floyd | computer screen and a keyboard underneath it, both built into the Floyd | wall. The screen shows what appears to resemble the back of two hands, Floyd | their fingertips concealed. Beneath the hands is a question. Like so: Floyd | _ Floyd | _ _ |U| Floyd | |U| |U| | | Floyd | | | | | | | Floyd | | | | | | | Floyd | | | | | | | Floyd | | | | | | | Floyd | | | | | | | Floyd | _ | | _ _ | | | | _ _ Floyd | | |_| |_| |_| | | |_| |_| |_| | Floyd | | | _ | | Floyd | | | /0| | | Floyd | | | / / _| | Floyd | | | / / / | | Floyd | | |/ / | | | Floyd | | / \ | Floyd | | / \ | Floyd | | / \ | Floyd | Floyd | How many fingers am I holding up? Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ok, we'll save the last two, and hopefully we can extend CF next week with something else if we need to." | |
| eu says (to Floyd), "4" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants
Floyd |
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | You cautiously enter "four" into the keyboard.
Floyd |
Floyd | After a few moments the screen fades. "Incorrect," a sinister voice
Floyd | whispers behind you. "Thumbs do not count as fingers!" You turn around
Floyd | but there is nothing there.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Press ANY KEY to continue.
| ||
| eu pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | You awake, your dreams forgotten. All that remains is a strange sense Floyd | of being cheated. Floyd | | ||
| borowski pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You day is ruined! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART or QUIT? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| eu says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Fingertips - Fingertips Reprise Floyd | An Interactive Tribute by Melvin Rangasamy Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 120324 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Interactive Fiction Identifier: Floyd | //35F13B5F-5BA1-4F70-96A8-5349082A5B14// Floyd | Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 080126 Floyd | Standard Rules version 2/090402 by Graham Nelson Floyd | Common Game Code by Eggerich Von Eggermond Floyd | Basic Screen Effects version 7 by Emily Short Floyd | Floyd | You awake in a room. The space is completely empty apart from a Floyd | computer screen and a keyboard underneath it, both built into the Floyd | wall. The screen shows what appears to resemble the back of two hands, Floyd | their fingertips concealed. Beneath the hands is a question. Like so: Floyd | _ Floyd | _ |U| _ _ Floyd | |U| | | |U| |U| Floyd | | | | | | | | | Floyd | | | | | | | | | Floyd | | | | | | | | | Floyd | | | | | | | | | Floyd | | | | | | | | | Floyd | _ | | | | | | _ _ | | _ Floyd | | |_| |_| |_| | | |_| |_| |_| | Floyd | | | _ _ | | Floyd | | | /0| |0\ | | Floyd | | | / / \ \ | | Floyd | | | / / \ \ | | Floyd | | |/ / \ \| | Floyd | | / \ | Floyd | | / \ | Floyd | | / \ | Floyd | Floyd | How many fingers am I holding up? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "4" | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants
Floyd |
Floyd | > 4
Floyd |
Floyd | You cautiously enter "four" into the keyboard.
Floyd |
Floyd | After a few moments the screen fades out and a disembodied voice
Floyd | whispers, "Fingertips" over and over. Then the walls, floor and
Floyd | ceiling slide into the ground. You find yourself in a void. You start
Floyd | to wonder where you may be but as soon enough you black out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Press ANY KEY to continue.
| ||
| borowski pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Apollo 18+20 Interactive Fiction Tribute - They Might Be Giants Floyd | You awake in a cold sweat, safe but unsettled, a strange tingle in Floyd | your fingertips. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You guessed correctly! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, QUIT or Display CREDITS? Floyd | Floyd | > | phoenix asks, "seriously?" | |
| DavidW says, "mmhm" | ||
| jenrexrode says, "it's a short song" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Random funfact: I can't do that with my right hand, extend just my ring finger :(" | ||
| ASchultz says, "I can but not as fully as my index finger. I remember it took practice when I was like 12 or so" | ||
| phoenix says, "mine only goes halfway up" | ||
| DavidW says, "I think I need lunch and a nap. Not necessarily in that order." | ||
| borowski says, "Huh, that is tough." | ||
| phoenix asks, "I guess we're done for today?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yup." | ||
| jenrexrode has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
