AllThingsJacq.com - Interactive Fiction | NightFloyd - November 21, 2012 - Gardening for Beginners and Conan Kill Everything by Juhana Leinonen and Ian Haberkorn, respectively


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		DavidW says, "I will suggest "The Immortal" and "Gardening for Beginners"."
		borowski says, "I think my gardening skill is at least intermediate"
		Ellison says, "hmm"
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Added to the survey (see the nightfloyd suggestions object in the toyshop). Anything else?"
		Ellison says, "I can't say I have a particular suggestion."
		genericgeekgirl asks, "Gardening for Beginners is short, I presume?"
		DavidW says, "Yes, I think so. I believe it's a one-room game."
		borowski says, "It might be nice to play a short one"
		DavidW says, "It might have as many as three rooms. I don't remember."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, I was just thinking that we can start with that one without bothering to vote on it."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Unless anyone is adamantly opposed."
		DavidW says, "Another short game is "Conan Kills Everything". :)"
		Ellison says, "sounds good"
		borowski says, "Sure"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Ok, I see gardening. But not the other one."
		DavidW says, "I can upload Conan if we want it."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Sure."
		DavidW says, "okay, should be uploaded as 'conan'."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Cool, thanks. Let's start with Gardening."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask gardening"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| In April, three months after you bought the house, the snow finally Floyd \| melts and for the first time you see how your new garden really looks Floyd \| like. It's not that bad, actually; you probably don't need to do much Floyd \| to make it look really nice. Armed with a to-do list and an upbeat Floyd \| attitude you go to work. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Gardening for Beginners Floyd \| An Interactive Fiction by Juhana Leinonen Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 080328 / Inform 7 build 5J39 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd \| 6/11N) Floyd \| This game is free software. See LICENSE for details. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is such a nice little patch of green for a novice gardener Floyd \| like yourself. There's even a small fish pond. Flowers are already in Floyd \| full bloom in the flower bed and there's an empty patch ready for Floyd \| vegetables. The grass looks a bit dry. Floyd \| Floyd \| There's also an old garden shed with a yard hydrant installed next to Floyd \| it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x attitude"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X ATTITUDE Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > I Floyd \| Floyd \| You're carrying a to-do list, a gold fish in a plastic bag, and some Floyd \| tomato seeds. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x list"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X LIST Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a list of things that are easy to do to get you started: Floyd \| Floyd \| - Remove weeds from the flower bed Floyd \| - Plant the tomatoes Floyd \| - Put the fish in the pond Floyd \| - Water the lawn Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "x hydrant"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X HYDRANT Floyd \| Floyd \| It's basically a pipe with a valve on it. The mouth part has a Floyd \| connection where a hose can be attached. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Plant the fish, water the seeds. Got it."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X ME Floyd \| Floyd \| As good-looking as ever. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		borowski says, "Noooo"
		borowski says, "Hmm. Though a goldfish tree would be tasty."
		borowski says, "Unless they mean the fish."
		genericgeekgirl says, "> x tree \| It's smiling back."
borowski says (to Floyd), "x shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a delightfully retro little garden shed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Delightful!"
		borowski says, "hee"
borowski says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You go inside the garden shed. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a delightful little shed even though it has seen better days. Floyd \| Wear and tear just adds to the charm. The walls have been plastered Floyd \| with newspapers and there are several boxes full of miscellaneous Floyd \| junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| An orange garden hose is hanging from a holder in the wall. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fish"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X FISH Floyd \| Floyd \| The fish is quite large for a goldfish. The saleswoman at the pet Floyd \| store said it would do well in an outdoor pond. It's swimming around Floyd \| in its temporary plastic home. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x junk"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X JUNK Floyd \| Floyd \| The boxes are full of various junk, some related to gardening and some Floyd \| not. None of them are originally yours, the previous owner left them Floyd \| here for you to take care of. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pond"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X POND Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "search junk"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > SEARCH JUNK Floyd \| Floyd \| It's just junk you don't need, at least not at this very moment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x newspapers"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X NEWSPAPERS Floyd \| Floyd \| On closer inspection it's not newspaper after all but pages torn from Floyd \| books. From Jack Mills pocket books, to be precise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "x hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| It's quite long and... orange. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "take hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "read newspapers"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > READ NEWSPAPERS Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "tie knot into hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > TIE KNOT INTO HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW \| ... orange.
borowski says (to Floyd), "read pages"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > READ PAGES Floyd \| Floyd \| "The slammer was a depressing mixture of displeasing white and Floyd \| uncaring gray. I walked past the empty cells listening to the steady Floyd \| click-clack of my steps echoing from the walls. In the last cell I Floyd \| found Professor Humphrey..." Floyd \| Floyd \| No wonder someone wanted to plaster it on the walls. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x seeds"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X SEEDS Floyd \| Floyd \| The tomato seeds are in a small bag. They are supposedly super easy - Floyd \| just throw them in the soil and let them grow. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "On the bright side, an orange hose is probably difficult to lose."
		borowski says, "Orange for safety!"
borowski says (to Floyd), "take junk"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE JUNK Floyd \| Floyd \| It's just junk you don't need, at least not at this very moment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "And ominousness."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read list"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > READ LIST Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a list of things that are easy to do to get you started: Floyd \| Floyd \| - Remove weeds from the flower bed Floyd \| - Plant the tomatoes Floyd \| - Put the fish in the pond Floyd \| - Water the lawn Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > L Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a delightful little shed even though it has seen better days. Floyd \| Wear and tear just adds to the charm. The walls have been plastered Floyd \| with pages from books and there are several boxes full of Floyd \| miscellaneous junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "exit shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > EXIT SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| I only understood you as far as wanting to exit. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "exit"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > EXIT Floyd \| Floyd \| You return to the garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is such a nice little patch of green for a novice gardener Floyd \| like yourself. There's even a small fish pond. Flowers are already in Floyd \| full bloom in the flower bed and there's an empty patch ready for Floyd \| vegetables. The grass looks a bit dry. Floyd \| Floyd \| There's also an old garden shed with a yard hydrant installed next to Floyd \| it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pond"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X POND Floyd \| Floyd \| The pond is small but very beautiful.. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x patch"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X PATCH Floyd \| Floyd \| The vegetable patch is just waiting for seeds. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put hose on hydrant"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT HOSE ON HYDRANT Floyd \| Floyd \| Putting things on the yard hydrant would achieve nothing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "attach hose to hydrant"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > ATTACH HOSE TO HYDRANT Floyd \| Floyd \| With some effort you screw the other end of the hose to the hydrant. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "well, I don't see what can stop us. This ought to be easy."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Famous last words!"
		DavidW says, "hee hee"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x flowers"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X FLOWERS Floyd \| Floyd \| The flowers are petunias and poppies, you guess. At the moment there Floyd \| seem to be much more weeds than flowers in the flower bed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take weeds"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE WEEDS Floyd \| Floyd \| You get on your knees and pull each weed carefully out around the Floyd \| flowers. It takes a good thirty minutes, but the result looks really Floyd \| nice. Never mind the aching fingers. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		borowski says, "I'm going to have to report you guys to the fire department"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x weeds"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X WEEDS Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "score"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > SCORE Floyd \| Floyd \| [There is no numerical score.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read list"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > READ LIST Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a list of things that are easy to do to get you started: Floyd \| Floyd \| - Remove weeds from the flower bed (done!) Floyd \| - Plant the tomatoes Floyd \| - Put the fish in the pond Floyd \| - Water the lawn Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl \| You have achieved the rank of Weed Master.
borowski says (to Floyd), "plant seeds"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > PLANT SEEDS Floyd \| Floyd \| You throw the tomato seeds evenly on the vegetable patch and spread Floyd \| some soil over them. That was easy. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat fish"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > EAT FISH Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a decorative kind of fish, not the eating kind. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "put fish in the pond"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT FISH IN THE POND Floyd \| Floyd \| The fish leaps from the plastic bag into the pond and starts to swim Floyd \| around in circles. In the spur of the moment you decide to name it Floyd \| "Wensleydale". Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "awww"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "water lawn"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > WATER LAWN Floyd \| Floyd \| You carefully hose the entire lawn and turn the water off when you're Floyd \| done. In your eyes the grass is already looking much greener! Floyd \| Floyd \| Well, that was the last chore and everything is now done! Looks like Floyd \| you are better at this than you even imagined! Floyd \| Floyd \| No, wait, what's that mound right in the middle of the garden? Ugh, Floyd \| it's a molehill. Better hose the bugger out while you're at it before Floyd \| the entire garden gets full of those. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Hehe."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x molehill"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X MOLEHILL Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a small pile of dirt. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "x mountain"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X MOUNTAIN Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "We should give the mole a name, too."
borowski says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > I Floyd \| Floyd \| You're carrying a to-do list. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Haha. Gardening ceased to be fun."
borowski says (to Floyd), "x list"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X LIST Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a list of things that are easy to do to get you started: Floyd \| Floyd \| - Remove weeds from the flower bed (done!) Floyd \| - Plant the tomatoes (done!) Floyd \| - Put the fish in the pond (done!) Floyd \| - Water the lawn (done!) Floyd \| Floyd \| >		borowski asks, "I guess check out the junk?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hose molehill"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > HOSE MOLEHILL Floyd \| Floyd \| It wouldn't help just to wash the mound away. You need to flood the Floyd \| tunnels. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Ah."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You go inside the garden shed again. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a delightful little shed even though it has seen better days. Floyd \| Wear and tear just adds to the charm. The walls have been plastered Floyd \| with pages from books and there are several boxes full of Floyd \| miscellaneous junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search junk"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > SEARCH JUNK Floyd \| Floyd \| It's just junk you don't need, at least not at this very moment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take pages"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE PAGES Floyd \| Floyd \| No time to redecorate now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > I Floyd \| Floyd \| You're carrying a to-do list. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "Try 'put hose in molehill'?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > OUT Floyd \| Floyd \| You return to the garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is a tiny patch of green where Wensleydale is splashing Floyd \| around in the pond and the flowers are in full bloom in the flower Floyd \| bed. The tomato seeds have been planted in the vegetable patch. Floyd \| Floyd \| The old garden shed has a yard hydrant installed next to it. The Floyd \| garden hose is attached to the hydrant. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put hose in molehill"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT HOSE IN MOLEHILL Floyd \| Floyd \| You tuck the end of the hose inside the mole hill. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn on water"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TURN ON WATER Floyd \| Floyd \| (the yard hydrant) Floyd \| You approach the hydrant and see a little cuddly bunny by the shed. Floyd \| "Oh, how delightful!" you exclaim. The bunny scurries away. Floyd \| Floyd \| You turn the valve and a spray of water from the hose soaks you Floyd \| through. You cut the water quickly. The bunny must've had a taste of Floyd \| the hose. Floyd \| Floyd \| Bother. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Poor bunny."
		DavidW says, "Gardening is no longer OK."
borowski says (to Floyd), "x hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > X HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| It's quite long and... orange. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn on water"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TURN ON WATER Floyd \| Floyd \| (the yard hydrant) Floyd \| Not before you've found a way to mend the hose! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > X HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| It's quite long and... orange. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > X HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| It's quite long and... orange. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "What happened to the hose?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| It should stay until the mole is thoroughly hosed out. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, the bunny chewed it."
		genericgeekgirl says, "I misread that."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Like, we'd splashed the bunny."
		DavidW asks, "Maybe there's duct tape in the junk now?"
		borowski says, "Yeah, at first I thought -- yeah"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You go inside the garden shed again. Floyd \| Floyd \| The shed is in poor shape, but it's your own little shed. The walls Floyd \| have been plastered with pages from books and there are several boxes Floyd \| full of miscellaneous junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| Now let's see... There, right on top of a box, is a roll of silvery Floyd \| duct tape. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "A ha!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x duct tape"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > X DUCT TAPE Floyd \| Floyd \| It's silvery and it can repair anything. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "Anything??"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take duct tape"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE DUCT TAPE Floyd \| Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ] Gardening is Frustrating Floyd \| Floyd \| > OUT Floyd \| Floyd \| You return to the garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is a tiny patch of green where Wensleydale is splashing Floyd \| around in the pond and the flowers are in full bloom in the flower Floyd \| bed. The tomato seeds have been planted in the vegetable patch. Floyd \| Floyd \| The old garden shed has a yard hydrant installed next to it. The Floyd \| garden hose is attached to the hydrant and the other end is tucked Floyd \| inside the molehill. Floyd \| Floyd \| A lonely crow lands on the vegetable patch. It pecks around the soil Floyd \| for a bit, then two others arrive. They start digging and eating the Floyd \| tomato seeds. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Hey! Get out of there, you little pests!" you scream but the birds Floyd \| ignore you. Floyd \| Floyd \| Bother. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Hehehehehe."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x crows"
Floyd ] Gardening is Frustrating Floyd \| Floyd \| > X CROWS Floyd \| Floyd \| The crows are black and extremely annoying. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "caw"
Floyd ] Gardening is Frustrating Floyd \| Floyd \| > CAW Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ] Gardening is Frustrating Floyd \| Floyd \| > I Floyd \| Floyd \| You're carrying a roll of duct tape and a to-do list. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "mend hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Frustrating Floyd \| Floyd \| > MEND HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| You roll a few layers of tape arond the leaking spot. It looks like it Floyd \| could hold now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "scare crows"
Floyd ] Gardening is Frustrating Floyd \| Floyd \| > SCARE CROWS Floyd \| Floyd \| You approach the vegetable patch and the crows fly off. They return Floyd \| right after you've moved two paces away. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn on hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TURN ON HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| You turn the valve and water starts to flow underground. You decide to Floyd \| leave it on for a while, just to be sure. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "spray crows"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > SPRAY CROWS Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "take off clothes"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE OFF CLOTHES Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "Build a scarecrow?"
		borowski says, "Hmm, I was thinking we could make a scarecrow"
		DavidW asks, "Check the shed?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You go inside the garden shed again. Floyd \| Floyd \| The shed is in poor shape, but it's your own little shed. The walls Floyd \| have been plastered with pages from books and there are several boxes Floyd \| full of miscellaneous junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| Let's see... Yes, there should be something useful here for this Floyd \| situation. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see a coverall and a rake here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take coverall"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE COVERALL Floyd \| Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take rake"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE RAKE Floyd \| Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x coverall"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > X COVERALL Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a smallish dark green coverall. It has seen a lot of use. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take pages"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE PAGES Floyd \| Floyd \| No time to redecorate now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x rake"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > X RAKE Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a rusty rake that's missing few teeth. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put coverall on rake"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT COVERALL ON RAKE Floyd \| Floyd \| You put the rake inside the coverall to support it and you have Floyd \| yourself a makeshift scarecrow. Hopefully it works. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "So spooky."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > OUT Floyd \| Floyd \| You return to the garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is a tiny patch of green where Wensleydale is splashing Floyd \| around in the pond and the flowers are in full bloom in the flower Floyd \| bed. The tomato seeds have been planted in the vegetable patch. Floyd \| Floyd \| The old garden shed has a yard hydrant installed next to it. The Floyd \| garden hose is attached to the hydrant and the other end is tucked Floyd \| inside the molehill. Floyd \| Floyd \| Some crows are eating away the tomato seeds you just planted. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put scarecrow in garden"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT SCARECROW IN GARDEN Floyd \| Floyd \| Which do you mean, the garden hose, or the lawn? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put scarecrow in vegetable patch"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT SCARECROW IN VEGETABLE PATCH Floyd \| Floyd \| You stick the scarecrow in the middle of the vegetable patch. The Floyd \| crows fly away and - they aren't returning! Hooray! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		borowski says, "Hooray!"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Gardening is ok again!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x fish"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X FISH Floyd \| Floyd \| Wensleydale makes cheerful little circles in its new home. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pet fish"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > PET FISH Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fish"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE FISH Floyd \| Floyd \| I don't suppose Wensleydale would care for that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fish, hello"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > FISH, HELLO Floyd \| Floyd \| You must supply a noun. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to fish"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > TALK TO FISH Floyd \| Floyd \| Wensleydale doesn't respond. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x grass"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X GRASS Floyd \| Floyd \| The grass is looking good. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "x seeds"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X SEEDS Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x molehill"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X MOLEHILL Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a small pile of dirt. The other end of the hose is tucked inside. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl asks, "Maybe time to turn off the water?"
		DavidW asks, "I don't know. I think we need to wait?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > Z Floyd \| Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > L Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is a tiny patch of green where Wensleydale is splashing Floyd \| around in the pond and the flowers are in full bloom in the flower Floyd \| bed. The tomato seeds have been planted in the vegetable patch. Floyd \| Floyd \| The old garden shed has a yard hydrant installed next to it. The Floyd \| garden hose is attached to the hydrant and the other end is tucked Floyd \| inside the molehill. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x list"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X LIST Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a list of things that are easy to do to get you started: Floyd \| Floyd \| - Remove weeds from the flower bed (done!) Floyd \| - Plant the tomatoes (done!) Floyd \| - Put the fish in the pond (done!) Floyd \| - Water the lawn (done!) Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > TURN ON HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| The water is already flowing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "turn off hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > TURN OFF HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| It should stay until the mole is thoroughly hosed out. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "hm. Reenter and exit the shed?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tomato"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X TOMATO Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vegetable patch"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X VEGETABLE PATCH Floyd \| Floyd \| The vegetable patch is hiding tomato seeds in its soil. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You go inside the garden shed again. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a delightful little shed even though it has seen better days. Floyd \| Wear and tear just adds to the charm. The walls have been plastered Floyd \| with pages from books and there are several boxes full of Floyd \| miscellaneous junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > OUT Floyd \| Floyd \| You return to the garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is a tiny patch of green where Wensleydale is splashing Floyd \| around in the pond and the flowers are in full bloom in the flower Floyd \| bed. The tomato seeds have been planted in the vegetable patch. Floyd \| Floyd \| The old garden shed has a yard hydrant installed next to it. The Floyd \| garden hose is attached to the hydrant and the other end is tucked Floyd \| inside the molehill. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "I suppose we just wait?"
		DavidW says, "Perhaps we solved some things too quickly."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > Z Floyd \| Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > Z Floyd \| Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > Z Floyd \| Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > Z Floyd \| Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > L Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is a tiny patch of green where Wensleydale is splashing Floyd \| around in the pond and the flowers are in full bloom in the flower Floyd \| bed. The tomato seeds have been planted in the vegetable patch. Floyd \| Floyd \| The old garden shed has a yard hydrant installed next to it. The Floyd \| garden hose is attached to the hydrant and the other end is tucked Floyd \| inside the molehill. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hydrant"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X HYDRANT Floyd \| Floyd \| It's basically a pipe with a valve on it. The mouth part has a Floyd \| connection where a hose can be attached. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pond"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X POND Floyd \| Floyd \| Wensleydale is swimming in little circles in the water.. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x rabbit"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X RABBIT Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sleep"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > SLEEP Floyd \| Floyd \| You aren't feeling especially drowsy. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "win"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > WIN Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > XYZZY Floyd \| Floyd \| Maybe in some fantastic realm a garden would take care of itself with Floyd \| appropriately chosen magic words. Unfortunately this is not one of Floyd \| those realms. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > JUMP Floyd \| Floyd \| You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > SING Floyd \| Floyd \| Your singing is abominable. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > DANCE Floyd \| Floyd \| You'd make a fool of yourself. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "fly"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > FLY Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tunnel"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X TUNNEL Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a delightfully retro little garden shed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
%%% # MARK: 2012-11-21-22:06:57CST
Lionheart arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.		DavidW says, "hm. I wonder if this is an older version that can stall."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > Z Floyd \| Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "'Cause either we've won or something else has to happen."
borowski says (to Floyd), "x mole hill"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X MOLE HILL Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a small pile of dirt. The other end of the hose is tucked inside. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "remove hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > REMOVE HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| You're not wearing that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| It should stay until the mole is thoroughly hosed out. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X ME Floyd \| Floyd \| As good-looking as ever. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x mole"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > X MOLE Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a small pile of dirt. The other end of the hose is tucked inside. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "turn off water"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > TURN OFF WATER Floyd \| Floyd \| (the yard hydrant) Floyd \| It should stay until the mole is thoroughly hosed out. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "version"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > VERSION Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Gardening for Beginners Floyd \| An Interactive Fiction by Juhana Leinonen Floyd \| Release 1 / Serial number 080328 / Inform 7 build 5J39 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd \| 6/11N) Floyd \| This game is free software. See LICENSE for details. Floyd \| Floyd \| Identification number: //FCFDEDD2-350F-4C88-A224-9C26BCFB423E// Floyd \| Standard interpreter 1.0 (6b) / Library serial number 060709 Floyd \| Standard Rules version 1/061217 by Graham Nelson Floyd \| Written Inventory version 2 by Jon Ingold Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Mhm."
		DavidW says, "well, let's go into the shed and read the paper. Maybe there's a hint there or something."
		DavidW asks, "Perhaps our garden is where a buried treasure is?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You go inside the garden shed again. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a delightful little shed even though it has seen better days. Floyd \| Wear and tear just adds to the charm. The walls have been plastered Floyd \| with pages from books and there are several boxes full of Floyd \| miscellaneous junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read pages"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > READ PAGES Floyd \| Floyd \| "The slammer was a depressing mixture of displeasing white and Floyd \| uncaring gray. I walked past the empty cells listening to the steady Floyd \| click-clack of my steps echoing from the walls. In the last cell I Floyd \| found Professor Humphrey..." Floyd \| Floyd \| No wonder someone wanted to plaster it on the walls. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > G Floyd \| Floyd \| "The slammer was a depressing mixture of displeasing white and Floyd \| uncaring gray. I walked past the empty cells listening to the steady Floyd \| click-clack of my steps echoing from the walls. In the last cell I Floyd \| found Professor Humphrey..." Floyd \| Floyd \| No wonder someone wanted to plaster it on the walls. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "oh, it doesn't vary."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > OUT Floyd \| Floyd \| You return to the garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is a tiny patch of green where Wensleydale is splashing Floyd \| around in the pond and the flowers are in full bloom in the flower Floyd \| bed. The tomato seeds have been planted in the vegetable patch. Floyd \| Floyd \| The old garden shed has a yard hydrant installed next to it. The Floyd \| garden hose is attached to the hydrant and the other end is tucked Floyd \| inside the molehill. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, version 2 is definitely different."
		DavidW asks, "Should we stop and upload version 2 and restart?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, I think so."
		DavidW says, "okay"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "quit"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > QUIT Floyd \| Floyd \| Are you sure you want to quit?		borowski says, "Yeah"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd \| Are you sure you want to quit? Floyd \| > YES Floyd \| debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"		genericgeekgirl says, "The first part seems to be the same, so we can play through it easily. And then things get interesting."
		DavidW says, "ok, I couldn't replace 'gardening', so it's 'gardeningv2'."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask gardeningv2"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| In April, three months after you bought the house, the snow finally Floyd \| melts and for the first time you see how your new garden really looks Floyd \| like. It's not that bad, actually; you probably don't need to do much Floyd \| to make it look really nice. Armed with a to-do list and an upbeat Floyd \| attitude you go to work. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Gardening for Beginners Floyd \| An Interactive Gardening Experience by Juhana Leinonen Floyd \| Release 2 / Serial number 080412 / Inform 7 build 5J39 (I6/v6.31 lib Floyd \| 6/11N) Floyd \| This game is free software. See LICENSE for details. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is such a nice little patch of green for a novice gardener Floyd \| like yourself. There's even a small fish pond. Flowers are already in Floyd \| full bloom in the flower bed and there's an empty patch ready for Floyd \| vegetables. The grass looks a bit dry. Floyd \| Floyd \| There's also an old garden shed with a yard hydrant installed next to Floyd \| it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove weeds"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > REMOVE WEEDS Floyd \| Floyd \| You get on your knees and pull each weed carefully out around the Floyd \| flowers. It takes a good thirty minutes, but the result looks really Floyd \| nice. Never mind the aching fingers. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "plant tomatoes"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > PLANT TOMATOES Floyd \| Floyd \| You throw the tomato seeds evenly on the vegetable patch and spread Floyd \| some soil over them. That was easy. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put fish in pond"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT FISH IN POND Floyd \| Floyd \| The fish leaps from the plastic bag into the pond and starts to swim Floyd \| around in circles. In the spur of the moment you decide to name it Floyd \| "Wensleydale". Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You go inside the garden shed. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a delightful little shed even though it has seen better days. Floyd \| Wear and tear just adds to the charm. The walls have been plastered Floyd \| with newspapers and there are several boxes full of miscellaneous Floyd \| junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| An orange garden hose is hanging from a holder in the wall. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > OUT Floyd \| Floyd \| You return to the garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is such a nice little patch of green for a novice gardener Floyd \| like yourself. There's even a small fish pond where Wensleydale is Floyd \| splashing around. Flowers are already in full bloom in the flower bed Floyd \| - now without any weeds - and the tomatoes are growing in the Floyd \| vegetable patch. The grass looks a bit dry. Floyd \| Floyd \| There's also an old garden shed with a yard hydrant installed next to Floyd \| it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "attach hose to hyrant"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > ATTACH HOSE TO HYRANT Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put hose on hydrant"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT HOSE ON HYDRANT Floyd \| Floyd \| Putting things on the yard hydrant would achieve nothing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "connect hose to hydrant"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > CONNECT HOSE TO HYDRANT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hydrant"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > X HYDRANT Floyd \| Floyd \| It's basically a pipe with a valve on it. The mouth part has a Floyd \| connection where a hose can be attached. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "attach hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > ATTACH HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| What do you want to attach the garden hose to? Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "mouth"
Floyd ] Gardening is Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > MOUTH Floyd \| Floyd \| With some effort you screw the other end of the hose to the hydrant. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "water lawn"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > WATER LAWN Floyd \| Floyd \| You carefully hose the entire lawn and turn the water off when you're Floyd \| done. In your eyes the grass is already looking much greener! Floyd \| Floyd \| Well, that was the last chore and everything is now done! Looks like Floyd \| you are better at this than you even imagined! Floyd \| Floyd \| No, wait, what's that mound right in the middle of the garden? Ugh, Floyd \| it's a molehill. Better hose the bugger out while you're at it before Floyd \| the entire garden gets full of those. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put hose in molehill"
Floyd ] Gardening is OK Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT HOSE IN MOLEHILL Floyd \| Floyd \| You tuck the end of the hose inside the mole hill. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on water"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TURN ON WATER Floyd \| Floyd \| (the yard hydrant) Floyd \| You approach the hydrant and see a little cuddly bunny by the shed. Floyd \| "Oh, how delightful!" you exclaim. The bunny scurries away. Floyd \| Floyd \| You turn the valve and a spray of water from the hose soaks you Floyd \| through. You cut the water quickly. The bunny must've had a taste of Floyd \| the hose. Floyd \| Floyd \| Bother. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You go inside the garden shed again. Floyd \| Floyd \| The shed is in poor shape, but it's your own little shed. The walls Floyd \| have been plastered with newspapers and there are several boxes full Floyd \| of miscellaneous junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| Now let's see... There, right on top of a box, is a roll of silvery Floyd \| duct tape. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take tape"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE TAPE Floyd \| Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ] Gardening is Frustrating Floyd \| Floyd \| > OUT Floyd \| Floyd \| You return to the garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is a tiny patch of green where Wensleydale is splashing Floyd \| around in the pond and the flowers are in full bloom in the flower Floyd \| bed. The tomato seeds have been planted in the vegetable patch. Floyd \| Floyd \| The old garden shed has a yard hydrant installed next to it. The Floyd \| garden hose is attached to the hydrant and the other end is tucked Floyd \| inside the molehill. Floyd \| Floyd \| A lonely crow lands on the vegetable patch. It pecks around the soil Floyd \| for a bit, then two others arrive. They start digging and eating the Floyd \| tomato seeds. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Hey! Get out of there, you little pests!" you scream but the birds Floyd \| ignore you. Floyd \| Floyd \| Bother. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "mend hose"
Floyd ] Gardening is Frustrating Floyd \| Floyd \| > MEND HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| You roll a few layers of tape around the leaking spot. It looks like Floyd \| it could hold now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put hose in hill"
Floyd ] Gardening is Frustrating Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT HOSE IN HILL Floyd \| Floyd \| It's already in there. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on water"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TURN ON WATER Floyd \| Floyd \| (the yard hydrant) Floyd \| You turn the valve and water starts to flow underground. You decide to Floyd \| leave it on for a while, just to be sure. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You go inside the garden shed again. Floyd \| Floyd \| The shed is in poor shape, but it's your own little shed. The walls Floyd \| have been plastered with newspapers and there are several boxes full Floyd \| of miscellaneous junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| Let's see... Yes, there should be something useful here for this Floyd \| situation. Floyd \| Floyd \| You can see a coverall and a rake here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW is a newbie.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE ALL Floyd \| Floyd \| coverall: Taken. Floyd \| rake: Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put coverall on rake"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT COVERALL ON RAKE Floyd \| Floyd \| You put the rake inside the coverall to support it and you have Floyd \| yourself a makeshift scarecrow. Hopefully it works. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ] Gardening is Frustrating Floyd \| Floyd \| > OUT Floyd \| Floyd \| You return to the garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is a tiny patch of green where Wensleydale is splashing Floyd \| around in the pond and the flowers are in full bloom in the flower Floyd \| bed. The tomato seeds have been planted in the vegetable patch. Floyd \| Floyd \| The old garden shed has a yard hydrant installed next to it. The Floyd \| garden hose is attached to the hydrant and the other end is tucked Floyd \| inside the molehill. Floyd \| Floyd \| Some crows are eating away the tomato seeds you just planted. Floyd \| Floyd \| What the... The weeds have resurrected themselves and fill the flower Floyd \| bed again! Floyd \| Floyd \| Goddamnit. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put scarecrow in vegetable patch"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT SCARECROW IN VEGETABLE PATCH Floyd \| Floyd \| You stick the scarecrow in the middle of the vegetable patch. The Floyd \| crows fly away and - they aren't returning! Hooray! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take weeds"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE WEEDS Floyd \| Floyd \| You pull one weed out and sigh. This is never going to work without Floyd \| heavier armament. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove weeds"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > REMOVE WEEDS Floyd \| Floyd \| You pull one weed out and sigh. This is never going to work without Floyd \| heavier armament. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "hm. Shed again?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You go inside the garden shed again. Floyd \| Floyd \| The shed is in poor shape, but it's your own little shed. The walls Floyd \| have been plastered with newspapers and there are several boxes full Floyd \| of miscellaneous junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| There in the corner is a bright red bottle of herbicide with a skull Floyd \| printed on it. Excellent. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x herbicide"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > X HERBICIDE Floyd \| Floyd \| There's a picture of a skull on the side. That means it must be Floyd \| efficient. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Hee."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take herbicide"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE HERBICIDE Floyd \| Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ] Gardening is Annoying Floyd \| Floyd \| > OUT Floyd \| Floyd \| You return to the garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| The garden is a tiny patch of green where Wensleydale is splashing Floyd \| around in the pond and the flowers are in full bloom in the flower Floyd \| bed. The tomato seeds have been planted in the vegetable patch. Floyd \| Floyd \| The old garden shed has a yard hydrant installed next to it. The Floyd \| garden hose is attached to the hydrant and the other end is tucked Floyd \| inside the molehill. Floyd \| Floyd \| You hear Wensleydale splash about in the pond. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour herbicide on weeds"
Floyd ] Gardening is Frustrating Floyd \| Floyd \| > POUR HERBICIDE ON WEEDS Floyd \| Floyd \| You pop the cap from the weedkiller which greets you with a gust of Floyd \| poisonous fumes. "Ha! Ha! HA! HAHA! HA!" you scream as you pour the Floyd \| stuff on those demonic parasites. Let's see them come back to life Floyd \| now! Floyd \| Floyd \| The weeds die spectacularly, whithering as soon as the herbicide hits Floyd \| them. War is not without casualities, as you soon find out - the Floyd \| flowers can't take the heat and they turn into shriveled mounds of Floyd \| organic mass. Floyd \| Floyd \| You look at the flower bed and muse your Pyrrhic victory. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Ha! HAHA!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x fish"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > X FISH Floyd \| Floyd \| Hngaah! It's not Wensleydale that's splashing but the neighbour's cat Floyd \| who's trying to catch him! Shoo, cat, shoo! Floyd \| Floyd \| F%#&! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Eek."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| "Here, pus pus pus..." Floyd \| Floyd \| You approach the cat, trying to grab it to carry it away from the Floyd \| pond. She sees you approaching, hisses, and makes a daring leap Floyd \| towards you. Floyd \| Floyd \| She lands straight on your face and takes hold with all four legs. The Floyd \| beast drives its claws in the neck and the back of your head. "Mmmph Floyd \| hmmh mph!" you swear. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > REMOVE CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| "Meow," the cat says as you struggle to get free. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "x cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > X CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| It's the neighbour's cat. You used to like it, before it started to Floyd \| prey on your fish. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| Technically, you already have her. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > HIT CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| You wave your arms in the general direction of your face (where the Floyd \| cat is), but it just makes the furry assailant to grab a tighter hold. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bite cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > BITE CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "meow"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > MEOW Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pet cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > PET CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "jump in pond"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > JUMP IN POND Floyd \| Floyd \| I only understood you as far as wanting to jump. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
%%% # MARK: 2012-11-21-22:21:57CST		DavidW asks, "enter shed?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bark"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > BARK Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You stumble and nearly lose balance when the cat scratches you again. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| "Mhbh!" you exclaim when your attempts are buggered by the blinding Floyd \| grasp of the beast. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Nope."
borowski says (to Floyd), "enter pond"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER POND Floyd \| Floyd \| You stumble and nearly lose balance when the cat scratches you again. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > SHAKE CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > I Floyd \| Floyd \| "NO!" the cat yells and claws at your left ear. (It might've also been Floyd \| "meow".) Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "pet cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > PET CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "scratch cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > SCRATCH CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "hiss"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > HISS Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "poke cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > POKE CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "meow"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > MEOW Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > L Floyd \| Floyd \| You stumble and nearly lose balance when the cat scratches you again. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "roll"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > ROLL Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "fall down"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > FALL DOWN Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "drown cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > DROWN CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "take hose"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE HOSE Floyd \| Floyd \| It should stay until the mole is thoroughly hosed out. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put head in pond"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT HEAD IN POND Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "throw cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > THROW CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| How? The feline abdomination has blindfolded you with her own furry Floyd \| body. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "swim"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > SWIM Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pour herbicide on cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > POUR HERBICIDE ON CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "put cat in pond"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT CAT IN POND Floyd \| Floyd \| You would, but mouse-breath is still facehugging you. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter pond"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER POND Floyd \| Floyd \| How? The feline abdomination has blindfolded you with her own furry Floyd \| body. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "dive"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > DIVE Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "dunk head"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > DUNK HEAD Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x head"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > X HEAD Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go pond"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > GO POND Floyd \| Floyd \| "NO!" the cat yells and claws at your right ear. (It might've also Floyd \| been "meow".) Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > D Floyd \| Floyd \| You stumble and nearly lose balance when the cat scratches you again. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > Z Floyd \| Floyd \| How? The feline abdomination has blindfolded you with her own furry Floyd \| body. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "hm. We can't even wait and let it relax."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > SING Floyd \| Floyd \| You stumble and nearly lose balance when the cat scratches you again. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "scratch cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > SCRATCH CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > X CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| It's the neighbour's cat. You used to like it, before it started to Floyd \| prey on your fish. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull tail"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > PULL TAIL Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "bite cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > BITE CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spit"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > SPIT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > JUMP Floyd \| Floyd \| You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > DANCE Floyd \| Floyd \| How? The feline abdomination has blindfolded you with her own furry Floyd \| body. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit head against shed"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > HIT HEAD AGAINST SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > HIT CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| You wave your arms in the general direction of your face (where the Floyd \| cat is), but it just makes the furry assailant to grab a tighter hold. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		borowski asks, "Maybe we were supposed to take something from the shed before messing with the cat?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ram shed"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > RAM SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "skin cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > SKIN CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "I dunno. But we can't even check inventory."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove left paw"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > REMOVE LEFT PAW Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		borowski asks, "Yeah, I mean we might have to restart?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "peel cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > PEEL CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "I doubt that's correct."
		DavidW says, "But I am running out of ideas."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "scream"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > SCREAM Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| You wave your arms in the general direction of your face (where the Floyd \| cat is), but it just makes the furry assailant to grab a tighter hold. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > SEARCH CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| You stumble and nearly lose balance when the cat scratches you again. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take cat"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| Technically, you already have her. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull tail"
Floyd ] Gardening Makes Jack a Dull Boy Floyd \| Floyd \| > PULL TAIL Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pull cat"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > PULL CAT Floyd \| Floyd \| You take a good grip of the little bastard and yank her out of your Floyd \| face. Her final loot is a bunch of hair and a good amount of freshly Floyd \| scraped skin. The cat jumps on the ground and runs off. Floyd \| Floyd \| You glance at the vegetable patch where the crows are back, with a Floyd \| couple of friends of theirs. It looks as if some of them are actually Floyd \| laughing at the scarecrow. Laughing. At the scarecrow. Laughing. Floyd \| Floyd \| You don't say anything. Your left eye twitches. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says (to ggg), "whew"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Evil cat."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x fish"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > X FISH Floyd \| Floyd \| Wensleydale makes cheerful little circles in its new home. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x crows"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > X CROWS Floyd \| Floyd \| The crows are back and extremely annoying. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x flowers"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > X FLOWERS Floyd \| Floyd \| The flowers were petunias and poppies, you guess. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "hm. More crows. Do we have a machine gun in the shed?"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Into the shed!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter shed"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > ENTER SHED Floyd \| Floyd \| You go inside the garden shed again. Floyd \| Floyd \| The dark and rotting shed is just about as awful as you can imagine. Floyd \| The walls have been plastered with newspapers and there are several Floyd \| boxes full of miscellaneous junk. Floyd \| Floyd \| There has to be something here yet that will save the day! Has to be Floyd \| something! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search junk"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > SEARCH JUNK Floyd \| Floyd \| You rummage through the boxes, trying to find some magic tool that Floyd \| will make all go better. There is nothing there. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pages"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > X PAGES Floyd \| Floyd \| You can't see any such thing. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x newspapers"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > X NEWSPAPERS Floyd \| Floyd \| On closer inspection it's not newspaper after all but pages torn from Floyd \| books. From Jack Mills pocket books, to be precise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search junk"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > SEARCH JUNK Floyd \| Floyd \| There is nothing there. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read papers"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > READ PAPERS Floyd \| Floyd \| "The slammer was a depressing mixture of displeasing white and Floyd \| uncaring gray. I walked past the empty cells listening to the steady Floyd \| click-clack of my steps echoing from the walls. In the last cell I Floyd \| found Professor Humphrey..." Floyd \| Floyd \| No wonder someone wanted to plaster it on the walls. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > I Floyd \| Floyd \| You're carrying a to-do list. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x list"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > X LIST Floyd \| Floyd \| It's a list of things that are easy to do to get you started: Floyd \| Floyd \| - Remove weeds from the flower bed (done!) Floyd \| - Plant the tomatoes (done!) Floyd \| - Put the fish in the pond (done!) Floyd \| - Water the lawn (done!) Floyd \| Floyd \| You should also - get rid of the crows Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fold list"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > FOLD LIST Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "make origami knife"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > MAKE ORIGAMI KNIFE Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > I Floyd \| Floyd \| You're carrying a to-do list. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "no more herbicide?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take junk"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE JUNK Floyd \| Floyd \| It's just junk you don't need, at least not at this very moment. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "take papers"
Floyd ] Gardening is Causing Me a Stroke Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE PAPERS Floyd \| Floyd \| No time to redecorate now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Negative."
		DavidW says, "let's go back out"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ] GARDENING IS FROM THE NINTH CIRCLE OF INFERNO Floyd \| Floyd \| > OUT Floyd \| Floyd \| You sigh and return to the garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| It's the garden of pain. The fish is hopefully still alive, the Floyd \| flowers most certainly are not. It's doubtful if there are any seeds Floyd \| left in the vegetable patch. Floyd \| Floyd \| The old garden shed has a yard hydrant installed next to it. The Floyd \| garden hose is attached to the hydrant and it runs inside the Floyd \| molehill. Floyd \| Floyd \| Some crows are eating away the tomato seeds you just planted. Floyd \| Floyd \| The ground erupts into four or five geysirs, spraying water from the Floyd \| underground mole tunnels. Floyd \| Floyd \| The bunny returns and chews on the remaining flora. Floyd \| Floyd \| The cat is back prowling about for Wensleydale by the pond. Floyd \| Floyd \| * Floyd \| Floyd \| You close your eyes. Floyd \| Floyd** \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Oh my."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "close eyes"
Floyd ] GARDENING IS FROM THE NINTH CIRCLE OF INFERNO Floyd \| Floyd \| > CLOSE EYES Floyd \| Floyd \| They are already closed. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open eyes"
Floyd ] Gardening Might be Fun Floyd \| Floyd \| > OPEN EYES Floyd \| Floyd \| You open your eyes and behold! A paradise unfolds in front of your Floyd \| eyes! The flowers are blooming, the grass is a gleaming green carpet Floyd \| where butterflies chase each other and stop only to rest in sparkling Floyd \| waters of a beautiful yard pond. It is the perfect embodiment of a Floyd \| spring garden. Floyd \| Floyd \| "You have a very beautiful garden, Mrs. Salines," you tell your next Floyd \| door neighbour who is watering her petunias on the other side of the Floyd \| fence. "WHY DOES MINE LOOK LIKE THE AFTERMATH OF A CARPET BOMBING?" Floyd \| You can feel your blood pressure throbbing a vein in your forehead. Floyd \| Floyd \| Mrs. Salines laughs jovially. "My dear, you just need a bit of Floyd \| patience! You can't expect perfect results right away," she tells you. Floyd \| "Come, I'll make us some tea and then we'll go have a look at your Floyd \| garden." Floyd \| Floyd \| You feel a bit better. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * You are on the road to becoming a gardener * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT? Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "ha"
		genericgeekgirl says, "Awww."
		DavidW says, "That was great."
		borowski says, "Yay, we won tea!"
		genericgeekgirl says, "\::D"
		genericgeekgirl says, "That worked not."
		genericgeekgirl grins.
		genericgeekgirl :D
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "quit"
Floyd \| > Floyd \| > QUIT Floyd \| debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask conan"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 0 Moves: 0 Floyd ] Floyd ] Floyd ] Floyd ] Violence is not an answer - Floyd ] as long as you're just talking about it Floyd ] Floyd ] (Stefan Stoppok, Songwriter) Floyd ] Floyd ] Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan Kill Everything Floyd \| An interactive massacre, by Ian Haberkorn Floyd \| Release 2 / Serial number 050428 / Inform v6.30 Library 6/11 S Floyd \| Floyd \| Type ABOUT for more information, FORUM for r.g.i.f. comments on the Floyd \| game, and MEAN to turn off unwinnable protection. Floyd \| Floyd \| Weazle, the evil wizard has destroyed all that Conan loved. Now, Floyd \| after years of searching, Conan has finally found him. Floyd \| Conan is ready for revenge - he will KILL EVERYTHING! Floyd \| Floyd \| Dungeon Floyd \| Conan is in a damp dungeon, furnished only with an oaken table. The Floyd \| walls consist of yellowish clay. High up on the wall is a single, Floyd \| burning torch. A door, leading north, is closed. Floyd \| Floyd \| Weazle, the evil wizard spins around as Conan enters the room. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Ha!", he cries, "here comes stupid Conan whose parents I killed, Floyd \| whose sister I sold to the orks and whose dumbbells I stole! You want Floyd \| revenge! But you will perish!" Floyd \| Floyd \| He taps his pointed hat, and a growling wildcat appears out of thin Floyd \| air! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill wildcat"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 1 Moves: 1 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL WILDCAT Floyd \| Floyd \| Alertly, Conan draws his sword and, with one quick blow, strikes the Floyd \| wildcat dead. It vanishes in a puff of brown smoke. Floyd \| Floyd \| "Oh", snickers the wizard, "it seems that you have grown stronger Floyd \| since I burnt your home village! Well, try this!" Floyd \| Floyd \| He taps his pointed hat again, and a mighty golem made of wood appears Floyd \| out of thin air! Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill golem"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 2 Moves: 2 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL GOLEM Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan raises his sword again and fells the golem with a single blow. Floyd \| It shatters into a million leaves that dissolve in a puff of green Floyd \| smoke. A red apple falls to the floor. Floyd \| Floyd \| The wizard is impressed. Floyd \| "You are good!", he cries, "Better than when I bewitched your hairdo! Floyd \| But my best creation is yet to come! A giant tarantula!" Floyd \| Floyd \| He taps his hat again, and out of thin air, a little spider appears! Floyd \| The wizard looks a bit puzzled. Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x spider"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 2 Moves: 3 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X SPIDER Floyd \| Floyd \| It is a little spider with a furry body. Floyd \| Floyd \| The little spider moves around hesitantly! Floyd \| Floyd \| Weazle takes off his hat and examines it, muttering about something Floyd \| like 'energy plane dysfunction'. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill wizard"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 4 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL WIZARD Floyd \| Floyd \| Finally Conan can attack Weazle. With a mighty blow he slices the Floyd \| wizard in half. He vanishes in a puff of golden, glittering smoke. Floyd \| Only his pointed hat falls to the floor. Floyd \| Floyd \| Suddenly the little spider freezes in its movements, as if Floyd \| concentrating. Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hat"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 5 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE HAT Floyd \| Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| With a mighty leap, the spider lands on Conan's back. Quickly it bites Floyd \| into his neck, injecting its venom. Conan falls to the floor. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * Conan has died. * Floyd \| Floyd \| * Floyd \| "CUT!" Floyd \| Studio lights flare up. The director rushes onto the set keeping a Floyd \| safe distance to the spider. Floyd \| "I can't work like that!" Floyd \| He looks at you. Floyd \| "I think the script is being pretty clear! KILL THE SPIDER" Floyd \| He waves at the spider, being pampered by two animal handlers. Floyd \| "Shouldn't be a problem, huh?" Floyd \| He walks offstage, clapping his hands. Floyd \| "OK, let's do another one!" Floyd \| * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| In that game Conan scored 3 out of a possible 15, in 5 turns. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like Conan to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO Conan's Floyd \| last move or QUIT? Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 4 Floyd \| Floyd \| > UNDO Floyd \| Floyd \| Dungeon Floyd \| [Previous turn undone.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Eek."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kill spider"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 5 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL SPIDER Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan chops at the spider, but it evades, quickly climbs up the wall Floyd \| and hides in a crack. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crack"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 6 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X CRACK Floyd \| Floyd \| A spider is hiding in the crack. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 7 Floyd \| Floyd \| > I Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan is carrying: Floyd \| a loincloth (being worn) Floyd \| a very large sword Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill crack"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 8 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL CRACK Floyd \| Floyd \| This seems futile even to Conan. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "remove loincloth"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 9 Floyd \| Floyd \| > REMOVE LOINCLOTH Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan removes the loincloth, held together with a bone pin. Not much Floyd \| is revealed. Cursed steroids. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill spider with pin"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 10 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL SPIDER WITH PIN Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan has no fitting weapon to kill the little spider! Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "Oh baby."
borowski says (to Floyd), "wield pin"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 10 Floyd \| Floyd \| > WIELD PIN Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 11 Floyd \| Floyd \| > I Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan is carrying: Floyd \| a bone pin Floyd \| a loincloth Floyd \| a very large sword Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put pin in crack"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 12 Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT PIN IN CRACK Floyd \| Floyd \| That can't contain things. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pin"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 13 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X PIN Floyd \| Floyd \| It is a pin, made of a dead chicken's bone (Conan killed it himself). Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "kill spider with pin"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 14 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL SPIDER WITH PIN Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan has no fitting weapon to kill the little spider! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 15 Floyd \| Floyd \| > L Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Dungeon Floyd \| Conan is in a damp dungeon, furnished only with an oaken table. The Floyd \| walls consist of yellowish clay. High up on the wall is a single, Floyd \| burning torch. A door, leading north, is closed. The spider is hiding Floyd \| in a crack in the ceiling. Floyd \| A fly is buzzing around the room. Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan can also see a pointed hat and a red apple here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		zarf asks, "try just 'kill spider' again?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kill spider"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 16 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL SPIDER Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan cannot reach the spider up in the crack. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "x fly"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 17 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X FLY Floyd \| Floyd \| The fly is somewhere around, but hard to see in the flickering light. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hat"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 18 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE HAT Floyd \| Floyd \| Taken. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in it"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 19 Floyd \| Floyd \| > LOOK IN IT Floyd \| Floyd \| Inside the hat Conan can see some dials and blinking lights. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take fly"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 20 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE FLY Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan does not manage to catch the fly. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dials"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 3 Moves: 21 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X DIALS Floyd \| Floyd \| The dials are marked with lettering in a strange writing (but Conan Floyd \| cannot read at all, anyway). They can obviously be turned. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat apple"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 4 Moves: 22 Floyd \| Floyd \| > EAT APPLE Floyd \| Floyd \| (first taking the red apple) Floyd \| Conan eats the apple. His gastric juices quickly kill it. Conan Floyd \| emanates a burp of red smoke. Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl says, "I expected to die."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 4 Moves: 23 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X TABLE Floyd \| Floyd \| It is a sturdy table that has seen many feasts and fights. There is a Floyd \| small hole on the side. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hole"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 4 Moves: 24 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X HOLE Floyd \| Floyd \| There is a tiny woodworm in the hole. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take worm"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 4 Moves: 25 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE WORM Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan cannot reach the worm in the hole. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x worm"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 4 Moves: 26 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X WORM Floyd \| Floyd \| The woodworm is tiny in the hole. Conan can barely see it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put pin in hole"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 27 Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT PIN IN HOLE Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan takes the pin and cruelly stabs the worm. Its body goes limp, Floyd \| dead. Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
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DavidW says (to Floyd), "give worm to spider"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 27 Floyd \| Floyd \| > GIVE WORM TO SPIDER Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan can only do that to something animate. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "show worm to spider"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 27 Floyd \| Floyd \| > SHOW WORM TO SPIDER Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan can only do that to something animate. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill table"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 28 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL TABLE Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan does not want to do this - now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on table"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 29 Floyd \| Floyd \| > STAND ON TABLE Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan gets onto the oaken table. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put pin in crack"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 30 Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT PIN IN CRACK Floyd \| Floyd \| That can't contain things. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put worm in crack"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 31 Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUT WORM IN CRACK Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan needs to be holding the dead woodworm before he can put him into Floyd \| something else. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take woodworm"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 32 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE WOODWORM Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan cannot reach the worm in the hole. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 33 Floyd \| Floyd \| > I Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan is carrying: Floyd \| a pointed hat Floyd \| a bone pin Floyd \| a loincloth Floyd \| a very large sword Floyd \| Floyd \| The fly lands. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 34 Floyd \| Floyd \| > DOWN Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan will have to get off the oaken table first. Floyd \| Floyd \| The fly takes off again. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pin"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 35 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X PIN Floyd \|
DavidW says (to Floyd), "get off table"
Floyd \| It is a pin, made of a dead chicken's bone (Conan killed it himself). Floyd \| Floyd \| > Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 36 Floyd \| Floyd \| > GET OFF TABLE Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan gets off the oaken table. Floyd \| Floyd \| Dungeon Floyd \| The spider is hiding in a crack in the ceiling. Floyd \| A fly is buzzing around the room. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn dial"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 37 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TURN DIAL Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan fiddles with the dials. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 38 Floyd \| Floyd \| > G Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan returns the dials to their original settings. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 39 Floyd \| Floyd \| > G Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan fiddles with the dials. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hat"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 40 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X HAT Floyd \| Floyd \| A large, pointed hat with a moon and stars decoration that used to be Floyd \| popular among wizards about 250 years ago. Conan notices an especially Floyd \| large saturn symbol. Inside the hat Conan can see some dials and Floyd \| blinking lights. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x saturn"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 5 Moves: 41 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X SATURN Floyd \| Floyd \| The saturn symbol has a slight smudge. It seems to serve as a kind of Floyd \| button. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push saturn"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 42 Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUSH SATURN Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan taps the hat. It vanishes in a puff of glittering silver smoke! Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "hm. Hope we didn't need that."
		genericgeekgirl says, "We have "unwinnable protection" on."
		DavidW says, "do we? I missed that."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 43 Floyd \| Floyd \| > L Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Dungeon Floyd \| Conan is in a damp dungeon, furnished only with an oaken table. The Floyd \| walls consist of yellowish clay. High up on the wall is a single, Floyd \| burning torch. A door, leading north, is closed. The spider is hiding Floyd \| in a crack in the ceiling. Floyd \| A fly is buzzing around the room. Floyd \| Floyd \| The fly lands. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take torch"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 44 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE TORCH Floyd \| Floyd \| The torch is out of Conan's reach. Floyd \| Floyd \| The fly takes off again. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on table"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 45 Floyd \| Floyd \| > STAND ON TABLE Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan gets onto the oaken table. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take torch"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 46 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE TORCH Floyd \| Floyd \| The torch is out of Conan's reach. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		genericgeekgirl \| game, and MEAN to turn off unwinnable protection.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 47 Floyd \| Floyd \| > JUMP Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan jumps. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 48 Floyd \| Floyd \| > STAND Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan gets off the oaken table. Floyd \| Floyd \| Dungeon Floyd \| The spider is hiding in a crack in the ceiling. Floyd \| A fly is buzzing around the room. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push table"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 49 Floyd \| Floyd \| > PUSH TABLE Floyd \| Floyd \| It is fixed in place. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under table"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 50 Floyd \| Floyd \| > LOOK UNDER TABLE Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan finds nothing of interest. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x fly"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 51 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X FLY Floyd \| Floyd \| The fly is somewhere around, but hard to see in the flickering light. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill light"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 51 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL LIGHT Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan cannot see that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill torch"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 52 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL TORCH Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan jumps and hops, but cannot reach the torch with his sword. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on table"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 53 Floyd \| Floyd \| > STAND ON TABLE Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan gets onto the oaken table. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill torch"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 54 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL TORCH Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan does not want to do this - now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crack"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 55 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X CRACK Floyd \| Floyd \| A spider is hiding in the crack. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill fly"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 56 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL FLY Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan tries to hit the fly, but even he is too clumsy to hit it in Floyd \| midair. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x loincloth"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 6 Moves: 57 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X LOINCLOTH Floyd \| Floyd \| It is made of bear skin (Conan killed the bear himself). Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill loincloth"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 7 Moves: 58 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL LOINCLOTH Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan shreds the loincloth to pieces with his sword. It is dead now. Floyd \| Floyd \| The fly lands. Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill fly"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 8 Moves: 59 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL FLY Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan aims and squashes the fly with his sword. Entrails splatter. The Floyd \| fly is dead. Floyd \| Floyd \| The little spider crawls out of the crack in the ceiling! Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill spider"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 8 Moves: 60 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL SPIDER Floyd \| Floyd \| As Conan advances, the spider hastily climbs back into the crack. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 8 Moves: 59 Floyd \| Floyd \| > UNDO Floyd \| Floyd \| Dungeon Floyd \| [Previous turn undone.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 8 Moves: 60 Floyd \| Floyd \| > Z Floyd \| Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| The little spider comes crawling down the wall! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 8 Moves: 61 Floyd \| Floyd \| > Z Floyd \| Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| The little spider is crawling over the floor! Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 8 Moves: 62 Floyd \| Floyd \| > Z Floyd \| Floyd \| Time passes. Floyd \| Floyd \| The little spider is eating the fly. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill spider"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 9 Moves: 63 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL SPIDER Floyd \| Floyd \| With a devastating blow, Conan kills the spider. It vanishes in a puff Floyd \| of black smoke. Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill torch"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 9 Moves: 64 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL TORCH Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan does not want to do this - now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 9 Moves: 65 Floyd \| Floyd \| > I Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan is carrying: Floyd \| a bone pin Floyd \| a shredded loincloth Floyd \| a very large sword Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x loincloth"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 9 Moves: 66 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X LOINCLOTH Floyd \| Floyd \| It is dead. Conan has killed it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie loincloth"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 9 Moves: 67 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TIE LOINCLOTH Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan would achieve nothing by this. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "make rope"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 9 Moves: 67 Floyd \| Floyd \| > MAKE ROPE Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sword"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 9 Moves: 68 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X SWORD Floyd \| Floyd \| The only thing Conan really needs. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill pin"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 10 Moves: 69 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL PIN Floyd \| Floyd \| Between his fingers, Conan snaps the pin into two pieces. It is dead. Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "score"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 10 Moves: 69 Floyd \| Floyd \| > SCORE Floyd \| Floyd \| He has so far scored 10 out of a possible 15, in 69 turns. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill loincloth"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 10 Moves: 70 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL LOINCLOTH Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan already killed the shredded loincloth. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 10 Moves: 71 Floyd \| Floyd \| > L Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Dungeon (on the oaken table) Floyd \| Conan is in a damp dungeon, furnished only with an oaken table. The Floyd \| walls consist of yellowish clay. High up on the wall is a single, Floyd \| burning torch. A door, leading north, is closed. Floyd \| Conan can see a squashed fly here. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill wall"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 10 Moves: 72 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL WALL Floyd \| Floyd \| The clay walls are already dead. Conan suspects that he killed them in Floyd \| an earlier episode. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		zarf asks, "time for the table?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw sword at torch"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 10 Moves: 73 Floyd \| Floyd \| > THROW SWORD AT TORCH Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan does not want to do this. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill torch"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 10 Moves: 74 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL TORCH Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan does not want to do this - now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill table"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 10 Moves: 75 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL TABLE Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan does not want to do this - now. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 10 Moves: 76 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X DOOR Floyd \| Floyd \| A heavy wooden door with metal hinges and a large metal lock. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill door"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 11 Moves: 77 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL DOOR Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan wildly attacks the door with his sword. After several blows, it Floyd \| suddenly drops forward and slams flat on the floor - dead. Behind it Floyd \| is only bare wall. Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take door"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 11 Moves: 78 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE DOOR Floyd \| Floyd \| It is too heavy even for Conan to lift. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 11 Moves: 79 Floyd \| Floyd \| > X DOOR Floyd \| Floyd \| It is dead. Conan has killed it. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "blow torch"
Floyd ] Dungeon Score: 11 Moves: 80 Floyd \| Floyd \| > BLOW TORCH Floyd \| Floyd \| (first taking the torch) Floyd \| The torch is out of Conan's reach. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw sword at torch"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 12 Moves: 81 Floyd \| Floyd \| > THROW SWORD AT TORCH Floyd \| Floyd \| A well-aimed throw dislodges the torch which falls to the floor. It Floyd \| dies! Floyd \| Floyd \| It is now pitch dark in here! Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take sword"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 12 Moves: 82 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE SWORD Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan fumbles in the dark. Ouch! He steps on the hot torch! Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * Conan has failed. * Floyd \| Floyd \| * Floyd \| "CUT!" Floyd \| Studio lights flare up, illuminating a frowning crew. The director Floyd \| rushes onto the set pulling his hair. Floyd \| "What is this hopping around, Buster Keaton?" Floyd \| He stares at you hypnotically. Floyd \| "This is a crucial phase before the final denouement! I want Floyd \| solemnity. I want grace. You can do better than that!" Floyd \| He walks offstage, clapping his hands. Floyd \| "OK, another one!" Floyd \| * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| In that game Conan scored 12 out of a possible 15, in 82 turns. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like Conan to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO Conan's Floyd \| last move or QUIT? Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 12 Moves: 81 Floyd \| Floyd \| > UNDO Floyd \| Floyd \| Darkness Floyd \| [Previous turn undone.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 12 Moves: 82 Floyd \| Floyd \| > DOWN Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan will have to get off the oaken table first. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 12 Moves: 83 Floyd \| Floyd \| > STAND Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan gets off the oaken table. Floyd \| Floyd \| Darkness Floyd \| Conan is in darkness. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "break table"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 13 Moves: 84 Floyd \| Floyd \| > BREAK TABLE Floyd \|		zarf says, "kill darkness!"
Floyd \| Splinters fly as Conan slices the tabletop from its legs. It falls Floyd \| down flat, dead. Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill darkness"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 13 Moves: 84 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL DARKNESS Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan cannot see that. Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take sword"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 13 Moves: 85 Floyd \| Floyd \| > TAKE SWORD Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan fumbles in the dark. Ouch! He steps on the hot torch! Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * Conan has failed. * Floyd \| Floyd \| * Floyd \| "CUT!" Floyd \| Studio lights flare up, illuminating a frowning crew. The director Floyd \| rushes onto the set pulling his hair. Floyd \| "What is this hopping around, Buster Keaton?" Floyd \| He stares at you hypnotically. Floyd \| "This is a crucial phase before the final denouement! I want Floyd \| solemnity. I want grace. You can do better than that!" Floyd \| He walks offstage, clapping his hands. Floyd \| "OK, another one!" Floyd \| * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| In that game Conan scored 13 out of a possible 15, in 85 turns. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like Conan to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO Conan's Floyd \| last move or QUIT? Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 13 Moves: 84 Floyd \| Floyd \| > UNDO Floyd \| Floyd \| Darkness Floyd \| [Previous turn undone.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill sword"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 14 Moves: 85 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL SWORD Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan grabs his sword by handle and tip and, with all his might, Floyd \| breaks it over his knee. Ouch! But two fragments remain in his hands, Floyd \| dead. Floyd \| Floyd \| [Conan's score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kill conan"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 15 Moves: 86 Floyd \| Floyd \| > KILL CONAN Floyd \| Floyd \| Conan takes the broken blade and holds it before him with both hands. Floyd \| Then he takes it and with a sudden thrust buries it deep in his Floyd \| muscular stomach. Floyd \| Floyd \| Blood flows, as Conan turns and twists the blade in the wound until he Floyd \| sinks to the floor, dead. Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| * Conan has died. * Floyd \| Floyd \| * Floyd \| "It's a wrap!" Floyd \| Studio lights flare up, as the crew breaks into cheers. The Floyd \| director rushes onto the set enthusiastically waving his arms. Floyd \| "This was true drama, world class! Great mimic, great posture! And Floyd \| SO convincing, even in infrared!" Floyd \| He drags you to your feet and pats your back. Floyd \| "Listen, I think you have a great career coming your way..." Floyd \| * Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| In that game Conan scored 15 out of a possible 15, in 86 turns. Floyd \| Floyd \| Would you like Conan to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, UNDO Conan's Floyd \| last move or QUIT? Floyd \| >		DavidW says, "what a silly game."
		genericgeekgirl says, "Aw."
borowski says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 14 Moves: 85 Floyd \| Floyd \| > UNDO Floyd \| Floyd \| Darkness Floyd \| [Previous turn undone.] Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "forum"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 14 Moves: 85 Floyd \| Floyd \| > FORUM Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Voices from the forum (rec.games.int.fiction.): Floyd \| Floyd \| "...an apotheosis of the traditional, Zork-led approach to IF..." Floyd \| Floyd \| "...deconstruction of the room paradigm..." Floyd \| Floyd \| "Conan is the barbarian, the Significant Other against which Floyd \| civilisation defines itself." Floyd \| Floyd \| "To say that 'Conan Kill Everything' relies on symbolic vocabulary is Floyd \| to understate the issue. Its symbols are isolated and recognisable, Floyd \| and stand out from the landscape in their symbolic significance like a Floyd \| naked guy on steroids in a Victorian painting. 'Note this!' they say. Floyd \| And they are organised with a tidy symmetry, perfect and mathematical, Floyd \| so that the meaning of anything unexplained may be worked out by its Floyd \| relations to other symbols and the oppositions between them. The Floyd \| sword, the table, the worm, the penis; every object denotes a single Floyd \| concept in its purity." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "forum"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 14 Moves: 85 Floyd \| Floyd \| > FORUM Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| Voices from the forum (rec.games.int.fiction.): Floyd \| Floyd \| "...an apotheosis of the traditional, Zork-led approach to IF..." Floyd \| Floyd \| "...deconstruction of the room paradigm..." Floyd \| Floyd \| "Conan is the barbarian, the Significant Other against which Floyd \| civilisation defines itself." Floyd \| Floyd \| "To say that 'Conan Kill Everything' relies on symbolic vocabulary is Floyd \| to understate the issue. Its symbols are isolated and recognisable, Floyd \| and stand out from the landscape in their symbolic significance like a Floyd \| naked guy on steroids in a Victorian painting. 'Note this!' they say. Floyd \| And they are organised with a tidy symmetry, perfect and mathematical, Floyd \| so that the meaning of anything unexplained may be worked out by its Floyd \| relations to other symbols and the oppositions between them. The Floyd \| sword, the table, the worm, the penis; every object denotes a single Floyd \| concept in its purity." Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "about"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 14 Moves: 85 Floyd \| Floyd \| > ABOUT Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| About Conan Kill Everything: Floyd \| This game began as just a title entry into the "Stupid Title Floyd \| Competition". This mock comp was done by Greg Boettcher to test his Floyd \| Spring Thing 2005 web voting system. (www.springthing.net/stc.htm) Floyd \| Floyd \| It ranked a fabulous second dumbest. When Ãyvind Thorsby posted "I Floyd \| want to play Conan Kill Everything!" on the rec.games.int.fiction Floyd \| newsgroup, I somehow felt compelled to produce this, maybe because - Floyd \| if it's too stupid - I can always pretend that it's dumb on purpose... Floyd \| Floyd \| Thanks to: Floyd \| Ãyvind for his request and testing, Floyd \| Thomas Wollersheim, Poster (Mike) and Eric Eve for more testing and Floyd \| suggestions, Floyd \| Alessandro Schillaci for JIF, a great Java Inform Floyd \| Editor-Compiler-Z-machine-Shell (www.slade.altervista.org/JIF/), Floyd \| Roger Firth and Stefano Gaburri for scenic.h, Floyd \| and, of course, Floyd \| Graham Nelson, for creating Inform in the first place. Floyd \| Floyd \| About the author: Floyd \| Old enough to have played the original Scott Adams games on a Floyd \| Commodore VIC 20, I was delighted to find the genre surviving and even Floyd \| flourishing noncommercially today. This is my first attempt at writing Floyd \| IF. By the way, I never watched a Conan movie. It probably shows. Floyd \| Floyd \| If you have comments, bug reports or suggestions how to make this game Floyd \| even worthier of its stupid title, please email to: Floyd \| haberkornj@yahoo.com Floyd \| Floyd \| Floyd \| >
borowski says (to Floyd), "help"
Floyd ] Darkness Score: 14 Moves: 85 Floyd \| Floyd \| > HELP Floyd \| Floyd \| That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd \| Floyd \| >		DavidW asks, "I assume we're done for tonight?"
		borowski says, "I guess so. I'm going to try and get to sleep early myself."