  
ClubFloyd Transcript:
The idea behind ClubFloyd
is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of
people meet online to cooperatively play a game of
interactive fiction. |
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ClubFloyd Transcript:
The idea behind ClubFloyd
is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of
people meet online to cooperatively play a game of
interactive fiction. |
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ToyShop & Floyditorium
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#ClubFloyd Discussion
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| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load dayidied" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In the act of dying, one feels like making an ominous voice-over. Floyd | The end began a few months ago. My husband, Paul, had been abducted by Floyd | a mad scientist called Frénesie, who took him to Mercury for secret Floyd | experiments. After I escaped Voodoo Island with Elvis Presley and Floyd | convinced him to become Justin Bieber's new manager, I focused my Floyd | energies on getting Paul back. Surprisingly, this was easier then I Floyd | thought, what with the Alien Technology from two games ago around. I Floyd | bribed someone to build a portal to Mercury on the golf course next to Floyd | our house. As I sat in the golf cart, all suited up, I had little Floyd | notion this might become... Floyd | Floyd | The Day I died Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Marius Müller Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 130106 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Golf course (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are on top of one of the innumberable hills of the golf course. Floyd | You can see the whole golf course around you, which is boring as hell. Floyd | The only interesting thing is a shimmering and whispering portal, to Floyd | the east. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Yes, I was doing that behind the scenes as well (but thank you)." | |
| Nitku says, "One day I'll make a game that starts with "Floyd doesn't know that game", just to mess with people" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "haha" | ||
| DavidW says, "We never actually play golf on this golf course. How fitting." | ||
| Tale says (to davidW), "Next year!" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Man, this thing." | ||
| DavidW says, "yay golf cart. I've missed you!" | ||
| PaulS says, "I do find golf courses boring, so that's very mimetic." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cart" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 2 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CART Floyd | Floyd | A new Alien Tech(tm) powered golf cart stand here. It looks remarkably Floyd | like the three you crashed. Luckily, Mercury is so close to Earth in Floyd | temperature and atmosphere that it needs no changes whatsoever. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 3 Floyd | > Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | You're Alex, lovable sociopath. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks (of Tale), "So you're saying we won't die?" | |
| Jacqueline asks, "Or that we shall play golf in the Summerlands?" | ||
| DavidW says, "Apparently Earth is Mercury-like." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 4 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "No, I meant next year I'll make a golf game set on that course." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x can" | ||
Floyd ] Golf course 5 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CAN Floyd | Floyd | A can of spray cheese, really all the nutrition you need. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Ah. Of course." | |
| DavidW says, "ok, let's go into the portal" | ||
| djfletch says, "go go" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "The game is certainly hinting that way." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] On the Rim 6 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You drive through the portal - "Whee!" - Luckily nobody heard that. Floyd | You emerge on the rim of a gargantuan crater, which houses a nice Floyd | little building called "Dr. Frenesies secret cloning lab and prison" Floyd | in big, friendly letters. What do you know, there is even a space Floyd | tank patrolling below. A person is standing in the manhole. You wave Floyd | and only realize that it is a sharkman when you see the flash of Floyd | cannon. The many microwave pizzas lately make it hard, but you jump Floyd | from the cart in time, before the shot hits the front axle and the Floyd | whole golf cart tumbles into the crater as a result! Floyd | Thank god it was build by the same guys as the Halo warthog, so it Floyd | lands right side up and unscathed, apart from the broxen axle. Floyd | Another shot hits the empty plain behind you! Better make for the Floyd | building to the north. Floyd | Floyd | On the Rim Floyd | The sun is huge and brilliant here, casting everything in that harsh Floyd | and unforgiven light they have in changing rooms. There is Floyd | unimplemented plain all around you, except for the portal to the west Floyd | and the building to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x plain" | ||
Floyd ] On the Rim 6 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PLAIN Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x rim" | ||
Floyd ] On the Rim 6 Floyd | > Floyd | > X RIM Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "it wasn't lying" | |
| DavidW says, "The rim, it is shot." | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x portal" | ||
Floyd ] On the Rim 6 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PORTAL Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x building" | ||
Floyd ] On the Rim 6 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BUILDING Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says (to davidW), "I tried to squeeze in that joke somewhere..." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cart" | ||
Floyd ] On the Rim 6 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CART Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Calamity arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | Nitku asks, "North?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crater" | ||
Floyd ] On the Rim 6 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CRATER Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "north seems to be where the fun is" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 7 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Ventilation Building Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a smoking Floyd | cigarette and a lottery ticket. Floyd | Floyd | There is a trap here with a Mercury Rat caught in it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 8 Floyd | > Floyd | > X RAT Floyd | Floyd | Aww, just look at it. It has pear-shaped body, with small, scrawnly Floyd | leg and feet. Its thick, soft fur is mostly brown with a huge white Floyd | spot on the tummy. It looks at you cautiously. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "'scrawnly'" | |
| PaulS says, "Tastier than canned cheese." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all from ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 9 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE ALL FROM ASHTRAY Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "that is an awesome word even if it's not strictly right" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 10 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a winner ticket Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ticket" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 11 Floyd | > Floyd | > X TICKET Floyd | Floyd | (the winner ticket) Floyd | Oh, someone mistook the third tentacle face on this for a sun. It's Floyd | actually a winning ticket fot the Saturn Trip lottery! Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oooh, a ticket fot Saturn!" | |
| PaulS says (to Floyd), "pet rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 12 Floyd | > Floyd | > PET RAT Floyd | Floyd | Better free it first. I mean, if you want to. You can just leave it, Floyd | you know. This is IF. You totally have a choice. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "snrk" | |
| maga says (to Floyd), "inhale rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 12 Floyd | > Floyd | > INHALE RAT Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "fourth wall: Broken." | |
| Tale says, "In an Alex & Paul game? Hardly." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x trap" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 13 Floyd | > Floyd | > X TRAP Floyd | Floyd | A fiendish thing! It just has big red button labelled "DON'T PUSH!" Floyd | Too bad mercury rats are literate and curious. Always a bad Floyd | combination. The rat has one of its legs trapped under a metal bar. Floyd | Occasionally it pulls on it, in vain, then looks at you with pleading, Floyd | big dark eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get cigarette" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 14 Floyd | > Floyd | > GET CIGARETTE Floyd | Floyd | You better leave it. The owner might come back soon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 15 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO RAT Floyd | Floyd | Better free it first. I mean, if you want to. You can just leave it, Floyd | you know. This is IF. You totally have a choice. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Who wants to push the DON'T PUSH button?" | |
| djfletch says, "everyone!" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Ventilation Building 15 Floyd | > SAVEOk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 15 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUSH BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "Sorry. :-(" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "free rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 15 Floyd | > Floyd | > FREE RAT Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "open cage" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 15 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN CAGE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x cage" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 15 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CAGE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| PaulS says (to Floyd), "take rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 16 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE RAT Floyd | Floyd | Better free it first. I mean, if you want to. You can just leave it, Floyd | you know. This is IF. You totally have a choice. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 17 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE RAT Floyd | Floyd | Better free it first. I mean, if you want to. You can just leave it, Floyd | you know. This is IF. You totally have a choice. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "unpush button" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 17 Floyd | > Floyd | > UNPUSH BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x trap" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 18 Floyd | > Floyd | > X TRAP Floyd | Floyd | A fiendish thing! It just has big red button labelled "DON'T PUSH!" Floyd | Too bad mercury rats are literate and curious. Always a bad Floyd | combination. The rat has one of its legs trapped under a metal bar. Floyd | Occasionally it pulls on it, in vain, then looks at you with pleading, Floyd | big dark eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open bar" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 19 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN BAR Floyd | Floyd | You pry open the par effortlessly. The rat jumps out of the trap Floyd | clumsily, due in part to his excess tummy and his injured leg. It sits Floyd | by the side of the Building and eyes you warily. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pet rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 20 Floyd | > Floyd | > PET RAT Floyd | Floyd | It scutters away from you. You need to earn its trust somehow. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to DW), "woo" | |
| maga says, "hmm, earn its trust" | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 21 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a winner ticket Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I wonder if rats like spray cheese" | |
| PaulS says, "Maybe it would like to smoke." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Wait, freeing it wasn't enough? The ungrateful little rat." | ||
| maga says, "we could pee on everything, that's what rats really respect" | ||
| DavidW says (to maga), "true" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to maga), "Go for it." | ||
| maga says (to Floyd), "pee on all" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 21 Floyd | > Floyd | > PEE ON ALL Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "It was a good theory, maga." | |
| maga says, "what can I say, I tried" | ||
| Tale notes "Peeing is an action applying to nothing." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give cheese to rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 22 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE CHEESE TO RAT Floyd | Floyd | The rat doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Tale), "yay" | |
| djfletch says, "I was hoping for at least "you can't use multiple objects with that verb"" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray cheese at rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 22 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY CHEESE AT RAT Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to spray Can of Spray Cheese. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray cheese" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 23 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY CHEESE Floyd | Floyd | You don't want to waste cheese. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "feed rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 23 Floyd | > Floyd | > FEED RAT Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to feed the rat? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| maga says (to Floyd), "spray rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 24 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY RAT Floyd | Floyd | You spray the rat in the face with the cheese. It makes quite the Floyd | surprise faced before it licks all the cheese of its face, then sits Floyd | (oh, it's a man rat) and goes about cleaning the remainder of its Floyd | whiskers. The rat rubs his tiny hand across his face one last time and Floyd | looks at you lovingly. Looks like you made a friend. Floyd | You feel like giving it a name. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cheese" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 24 Floyd | > Floyd | > CHEESE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Quite the surprised 'face'" | |
| maga says (to Floyd), "name rat marius" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 25 Floyd | > Floyd | > NAME RAT MARIUS Floyd | Floyd | The rat is now known as marius.(If you don't like it anymore, just Floyd | name it "nothing)". Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Also, Tale whispered to go ahead and mention corrections on channel so that he has them for updating." | |
| PaulS asks, "Is that if we don't like the name, or if we don't like the rat?" | ||
| Tale says (to paulS), "Both." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pet rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 26 Floyd | > Floyd | > PET RAT Floyd | Floyd | You scratch him between the ears, and he sits very still and closes Floyd | his eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Can we capitalize its name?" | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "name rat Marius" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 26 Floyd | > Floyd | > NAME RAT MARIUS Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says (to Jacqueline), "That didn't work in anything put Glux" | |
| maga says (to Floyd), "name rat nothing" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 27 Floyd | > Floyd | > NAME RAT NOTHING Floyd | Floyd | You revoke your choice of rat-name. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh." | |
| maga says (to Floyd), "name rat Marius" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 28 Floyd | > Floyd | > NAME RAT MARIUS Floyd | Floyd | The rat is now known as Marius.(If you don't like it anymore, just Floyd | name it "nothing)". Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline exclaims, "Oh!" | |
| Jacqueline says, "Okay, yay." | ||
| Jacqueline <----- Kind of OCD. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 29 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE RAT Floyd | Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his Floyd | boundaries. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "show ticket to rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 30 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOW TICKET TO RAT Floyd | Floyd | (the winner ticket to Marius) Floyd | Marius is unimpressed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 31 Floyd | > Floyd | > X DOOR Floyd | Floyd | A metal door. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 32 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN DOOR Floyd | Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline snickers. | |
| PaulS exclaims, "We free it, we give it valuable spray cheese, and still it moans about boundaries!" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 33 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE RAT Floyd | Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his Floyd | boundaries. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take trap" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 34 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE TRAP Floyd | Floyd | That's fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 35 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO RAT Floyd | Floyd | He's literate, not talkative. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bar" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 36 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE BAR Floyd | Floyd | That seems to be a part of the Trap. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "invade Marius' personal bubble" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 36 Floyd | > Floyd | > INVADE MARIUS' PERSONAL BUBBLE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 36 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUSH BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x vent" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 36 Floyd | > Floyd | > X VENT Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask marius about door" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 37 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK MARIUS ABOUT DOOR Floyd | Floyd | He's literate, not talkative. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "give ticket to rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 38 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE TICKET TO RAT Floyd | Floyd | (the winner ticket to Marius) Floyd | Marius doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "Marius, open door" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 39 Floyd | > Floyd | > MARIUS, OPEN DOOR Floyd | Floyd | Marius has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 40 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Ventilation Building Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a smoking Floyd | cigarette and a lottery ticket. Floyd | Floyd | There is a trap here . Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Marius here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ventilators" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 40 Floyd | > Floyd | > X VENTILATORS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 41 Floyd | > Floyd | > STAND ON ASHTRAY Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can stand on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 42 Floyd | > Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 43 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | (first opening Metal door) Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| PaulS says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 44 Floyd | > Floyd | > X DOOR Floyd | Floyd | A metal door. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 45 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY RAT Floyd | Floyd | The rat opens his mouth to catch most of the cheese then sits, chewing Floyd | happily. Then he cleans his whiskers and rubs his face clean with Floyd | tiny hands before licking those clean, too. Aww. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 46 Floyd | > Floyd | > SEARCH ASHTRAY Floyd | Floyd | The Ashtray is empty. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "we could burn our ticket, for no good reason" | |
| DavidW says, "I'm wondering if Marius swallowed the key." | ||
| PaulS says (to Floyd), "marius, unlock door" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 46 Floyd | > Floyd | > MARIUS, UNLOCK DOOR Floyd | Floyd | What do you want Marius to unlock Metal door with? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get cigarette" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 47 Floyd | > Floyd | > GET CIGARETTE Floyd | Floyd | You better leave it. The owner might come back soon. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "smoke cigarette" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 47 Floyd | > Floyd | > SMOKE CIGARETTE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put ticket under door" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 47 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT TICKET UNDER DOOR Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks (of CF), "You mean Marius, the rodent-like thing?" | |
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 48 Floyd | > Floyd | > X DOOR Floyd | Floyd | A metal door. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Should we try south, just to see if Marius follows and digs up a key?" | |
| PaulS says (to DavidW), "Good idea." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] On the Rim 49 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | On the Rim Floyd | The sun is huge and brilliant here, casting everything in that harsh Floyd | and unforgiven light they have in changing rooms. There is Floyd | unimplemented plain all around you, except for the portal to the west Floyd | and the building to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] On the Rim 50 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | The plain is vast and empty, just like your soul. (Oh, burn!) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 51 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Ventilation Building Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a smoking Floyd | cigarette and a lottery ticket. Floyd | Floyd | There is a trap here . Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "knock on door" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 51 Floyd | > Floyd | > KNOCK ON DOOR Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x lock" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 51 Floyd | > Floyd | > X LOCK Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter ventilator" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 51 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER VENTILATOR Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 52 Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vent" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 52 Floyd | > Floyd | > X VENT Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "wave ticket" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 53 Floyd | > Floyd | > WAVE TICKET Floyd | Floyd | (the winner ticket) Floyd | You look ridiculous waving the winner ticket. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "read ticket" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 54 Floyd | > Floyd | > READ TICKET Floyd | Floyd | (the winner ticket) Floyd | Oh, someone mistook the third tentacle face on this for a sun. It's Floyd | actually a winning ticket fot the Saturn Trip lottery! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "go to saturn" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 54 Floyd | > Floyd | > GO TO SATURN Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "You found that ticket in the ashtray by TAKE ALL." | |
| PaulS says, "I'm sure the rat has got to be the solution somehow." | ||
| DavidW says (to tale), "I know" | ||
| DavidW says, "I'm stumped. I don't see a way forward." | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Can we go back out?" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "open ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 55 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN ASHTRAY Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 56 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Ventilation Building Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a smoking Floyd | cigarette and a lottery ticket. Floyd | Floyd | There is a trap here . Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Marius here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| PaulS says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 57 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE ALL Floyd | Floyd | smoking cigarette: You better leave it. The owner might come back Floyd | soon. Floyd | lottery ticket: Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 58 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a lottery ticket Floyd | a winner ticket Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Two tickets?" | |
| PaulS says (to Floyd), "x lottery ticket" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 59 Floyd | > Floyd | > X LOTTERY TICKET Floyd | Floyd | A lottery ticket for Dr. Frenesies annual Saturn Trip Lottery. Someone Floyd | didn't win. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| ToxicFrog arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | * Jacqueline has added ToxicFrog to the channel. | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "give lottery ticket to rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 60 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE LOTTERY TICKET TO RAT Floyd | Floyd | Marius doesn't seem interested. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "One was on the ashtray, the other in it." | |
| Jacqueline says, "Hi, TF." | ||
| PaulS says, "OK, so we have two tickets and a supposedly helpful rat." | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "read ticket" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 60 Floyd | > Floyd | > READ TICKET Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the lottery ticket or the winner ticket? Floyd | Floyd | > | ToxicFrog says, "WHAT IS THIS MY SCREEN IS FULL OF TEXT oh, hi." | |
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "read lottery" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 61 Floyd | > Floyd | > READ LOTTERY Floyd | Floyd | A lottery ticket for Dr. Frenesies annual Saturn Trip Lottery. Someone Floyd | didn't win. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put rat in ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 62 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT RAT IN ASHTRAY Floyd | Floyd | (first taking Marius) Floyd | Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his Floyd | boundaries. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter trap" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 63 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER TRAP Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "marius, get in ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 64 Floyd | > Floyd | > MARIUS, GET IN ASHTRAY Floyd | Floyd | Marius has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put rat in trap" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 65 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT RAT IN TRAP Floyd | Floyd | (first taking Marius) Floyd | Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his Floyd | boundaries. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put cheese in trap" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 66 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT CHEESE IN TRAP Floyd | Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "enter trap" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 67 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER TRAP Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put winning ticket in trap" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 67 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT WINNING TICKET IN TRAP Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 68 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUSH ASHTRAY Floyd | Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "we could burn the non-winning ticket" | |
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put winner ticket in trap" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 69 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT WINNER TICKET IN TRAP Floyd | Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "burn lottery ticket" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 70 Floyd | > Floyd | > BURN LOTTERY TICKET Floyd | Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "yell" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 70 Floyd | > Floyd | > YELL Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| PaulS says (to Floyd), "burn rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 71 Floyd | > Floyd | > BURN RAT Floyd | Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "marius, n" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 72 Floyd | > Floyd | > MARIUS, N Floyd | Floyd | Marius has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Paul), "Meanie" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask marius about paul" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 73 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK MARIUS ABOUT PAUL Floyd | Floyd | He's literate, not talkative. Floyd | Floyd | > | PaulS says (to Jacqueline), "Boundaries, shmoundaries." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss rat" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 74 Floyd | > Floyd | > KISS RAT Floyd | Floyd | You run a hand across his soft back, and he arches it, cat-like, with Floyd | half-closed eyes. Floyd | Floyd | > | PaulS says, "Looks like it's time to get a room." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 75 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | (first opening Metal door) Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search door" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 76 Floyd | > Floyd | > SEARCH DOOR Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 76 Floyd | > Floyd | > X WALL Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x floor" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 76 Floyd | > Floyd | > X FLOOR Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ceiling" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 76 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CEILING Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "x cigarette" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 77 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CIGARETTE Floyd | Floyd | The cigarette is still smoking, the owner must've gone inside for a Floyd | few moments. How you hate timed puzzles. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "smoke cigarette" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 77 Floyd | > Floyd | > SMOKE CIGARETTE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "So, are we just eternally stuck? Hm." | |
| PaulS says, "Maybe if we wait just out of sight, the owner will come back." | ||
| djfletch asks, "hmm are we supposed to swap one ticket for the other?" | ||
| DavidW says, "I really don't know what to do." | ||
| Tale says, "Well, I could give you a hint. This really isn't this hard." | ||
| maga says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 78 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Ventilation Building Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a smoking Floyd | cigarette. Floyd | Floyd | There is a trap here . Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Marius here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to djf), "oh, maybe" | |
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x ventilator" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 78 Floyd | > Floyd | > X VENTILATOR Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "x ventilators" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 78 Floyd | > Floyd | > X VENTILATORS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I don't remember where the tickets were originally" | |
| maga says (to Floyd), "light ticket" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 78 Floyd | > Floyd | > LIGHT TICKET Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the lottery ticket or the winner ticket? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| maga says (to Floyd), "lottery" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 79 Floyd | > Floyd | > LOTTERY Floyd | Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | > | PaulS says, "I think the winner was in the tray, and the other was on it." | |
| DavidW says, "yeah, that's nutty and makes no sense to me." | ||
| djfletch asks, "ok, so if we leave the winning one and walk away, the owner will go off to Saturn?" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put winning ticket on ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 79 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT WINNING TICKET ON ASHTRAY Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 80 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a lottery ticket Floyd | a winner ticket Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "put winner ticket on ashtray" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 81 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT WINNER TICKET ON ASHTRAY Floyd | Floyd | You put the winner ticket on ashtray. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] On the Rim 82 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | On the Rim Floyd | The sun is huge and brilliant here, casting everything in that harsh Floyd | and unforgiven light they have in changing rooms. There is Floyd | unimplemented plain all around you, except for the portal to the west Floyd | and the building to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | A sharkmen janitor comes through the door and picks up the cigarette, Floyd | totally oblivious to you, even though you're mentioned in his room Floyd | description. He takes up the ticket and sighs. "I would've loved to go Floyd | to Saturn, Steve went and he- Holy Fin, what is this?" He takes out a Floyd | pair of glasses and peers at the ticket. "I won! Screw this job." He Floyd | takes right off, to the northnortheast, where there is a huge barrack Floyd | in the distance. Behind him, the door begins to close slowly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "cf4" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] On the Rim 82 Floyd | > SAVEOk. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ooh, run back!" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 83 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Ventilation Building Floyd | This small building seems to house the ventilation system for the Floyd | prison below, judging by the ventilators on top and the annoying "woop Floyd | woop" sound. A metal door leads inside. Floyd | Floyd | An ashtray stands besides the door. On the ashtray is a winner ticket Floyd | and a smoking cigarette. Floyd | Floyd | There is a trap here . Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "hmm, the ticket is still there" | |
| DavidW says, "He didn't even take... yeah" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get ticket" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 84 Floyd | > Floyd | > GET TICKET Floyd | Floyd | (the winner ticket) Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Ventilation Building 85 Floyd | > Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Upper Airduct 86 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Upper Airduct Floyd | This looks like a maintenance room, with a ladder leading down. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "he was too excited" | |
| maga says (to Tale), "'barracks' is always plural, unless it's part of a compound word like 'barrack-house'" | ||
| Tale says (to nitku), "Yes, that's, er, my explanation too" | ||
| maga says, "like trousers" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Airduct 87 Floyd | > Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lower Airduct Floyd | This room is equally superfluos and has a door leading east. Floyd | Floyd | The rat clambers down the ladder with surprising grace, considering Floyd | his girth. Floyd | Floyd | Marius seems scared of something and runs outside. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "trouser-house" | |
| Nitku says, "or 'barrack-obama'" | ||
| Tale says, "Huh, thanks. It's different in german." | ||
| jenrexrode arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | DavidW says, "Rat runs away like a rat." | |
| DavidW asks, "East?" | ||
| djfletch says, "yup" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 88 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I'm sure Paul won't mind if we play in the lab first before freeing him." | |
| PaulS says, "Can't pass up a nice lab session." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 89 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lab Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend. Floyd | Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cloning machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 90 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CLONING MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | It has two vats, one enterable, and an input slot. Looks like without Floyd | a Data iPod in it, the machine just clones what is in it. It has a Floyd | big, red lever labelled "CLONE" and not much else. Yep, an Apple Floyd | product. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Marius), "C'mere, rat." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x slot" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 91 Floyd | > Floyd | > X SLOT Floyd | Floyd | You see nothing special about Slot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "slot, hi" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 91 Floyd | > Floyd | > SLOT, HI Floyd | Floyd | You can't talk to Slot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pet slot" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 92 Floyd | > Floyd | > PET SLOT Floyd | Floyd | Keep your mind on the game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray slot" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 93 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY SLOT Floyd | Floyd | You don't want to waste cheese. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put cheese in vat" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 93 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT CHEESE IN VAT Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 94 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a winner ticket Floyd | a lottery ticket Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put winner ticket in slot" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 95 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT WINNER TICKET IN SLOT Floyd | Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 96 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | You get into the cloning machine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 97 Floyd | > Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | The machine begins to hum softly, and the lever jumps back into Floyd | position. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 98 Floyd | > Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The pod hisses shut pneumatically. Nothing happens for a second or Floyd | two, then both pods hiss open and a figure emerges from the second Floyd | one. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 99 Floyd | > Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | You get out of the cloning machine. Floyd | Floyd | Lab Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend. Floyd | Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see your clone here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x clone" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 100 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CLONE Floyd | Floyd | As good-looking (a clone) as ever. Floyd | Floyd | The clone suddenly grabs his face, "Ah, oh no, the horrors of Floyd | technology" and melts into a pool of green go. Hm, a touching plea to Floyd | proceed with care in matters of human cloning. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "hahaha" | |
| DavidW says, "green goO" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "That ... was awesome." | ||
| PaulS says (to Floyd), "x goo" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 100 Floyd | > Floyd | > X GOO Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I think we've now gotten our money's worth out of this game." | |
| DavidW says, "I guess we need a stablizer module for Slot." | ||
| Tale asks (of jacq), "Already?" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "I know. Good return on investment, eh?" | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "put cheese in machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 101 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT CHEESE IN MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | You put Can of Spray Cheese into the cloning machine. Floyd | Floyd | The metal door falls shut with a pneumatic hiss. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "Indeed." | |
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 102 Floyd | > Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | The machine begins to hum softly, and the lever jumps back into Floyd | position. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 103 Floyd | > Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The machine gives an annoying error sound, and nothing happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | Nitku says, "aww" | |
| Nitku says (to Floyd), "get cheese" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 104 Floyd | > Floyd | > GET CHEESE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I think cloning only works on living critters." | |
| Tale says (to nitku), "because Inform is so good at procedual object generation" | ||
| maga asks, "but isn't that how Velveeta is produced in the real world?" | ||
| maga says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 105 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Lab Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend. Floyd | Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| maga says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 106 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | a winner ticket Floyd | a lottery ticket Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Velveeta is made from bacteria farts and sunbeams." | |
| maga asks, "hmm, can we go and grab the rat and stick him in there?" | ||
| ToxicFrog says, "I thought it was made from recycled saran wrap." | ||
| PaulS says (to DavidW), "I didn't know it was so natural." | ||
| maga says, "possibly I should not obey my Cryptozookeeper instincts to make a cheese/rat hybrid" | ||
| DavidW says, "I think we should check the prison cells." | ||
| Tale says (to maga), "Aw man, that would be kinda awesome" | ||
| PaulS says (to maga), "The rat we have is quite sufficiently annoying without cloning it." | ||
| maga says, "I was thinking that a cheese rat would be more edible" | ||
| DavidW says, "I bet this cloning machine is why we got to name the rat in the first place, so we can name the clone too,." | ||
| PaulS says (to maga), "More edible than a non-cheese rat? Not unlikely." | ||
| DavidW asks, "c'mon. Prison cells. Might be half-naked men in bondage?" | ||
| PaulS says, "Yup." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 107 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 108 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | By the guard's room Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that Floyd | should take a while. Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue Floyd | button. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 109 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | You sneak down the hallway to the next cell. And there Paul sits, Floyd | sullenly on a cot, eyes down, shoulders slumped. You lean agsainst the Floyd | frame nonchalantly. "Hey handsome" Floyd | Paul's eyes light up and he jumps to his feet and grabs the bars. "I Floyd | knew you'd come to rescue us!" Floyd | "Us? I was thinking of just rescuing you!" Floyd | Paul puts his hands on his hips and furrows his brow. "Is that so? How Floyd | would you feel if someone left you in prison?" You avert his gaze and Floyd | try to dig in the prison floor with your boot. "Pretty terrible." you Floyd | murmur. He pats you through the bars. "Well done. Now get us out. Man, Floyd | am I happy to see you." He smiles. You turn away. "Me too." Dang, you Floyd | must have some dust in your eye. Floyd | Paul's Cell Floyd | Paul sits here gloomily, awaiting his rescue. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to DW), "Looks like there will be a threesome, even with the golf cart destroyed." | |
| DavidW says, "Or a moresome with cloning tech." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "rescue paul" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 109 Floyd | > Floyd | > RESCUE PAUL Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x paul" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 110 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PAUL Floyd | Floyd | His beard has become a bit more scraggly since you last saw him, far Floyd | too long ago, and his frame looks thin and fragile in the prison Floyd | pyjamas. But he's alive. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Gosh, how is it that such morality discussions never arise in the human cloning debates?" | |
| DavidW says, "Too busy having clone orgies to worry about morality." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask paul about rat" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 110 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK PAUL ABOUT RAT Floyd | Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask paul about guard" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 110 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK PAUL ABOUT GUARD Floyd | Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "They've done studies on twins and it turns out to be fine." | |
| Tale says (to davidW), "Talk to" | ||
| DavidW asks, "Paul seems inanimate. Is he dead?" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to paul" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 111 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO PAUL Floyd | Floyd | "Free us, then we can have all the Quip-based conversations you want." Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Wow. Who knew there was a fifth wall to break?" | |
| Jacqueline says, "snrk" | ||
| maga says, "oh me oh my" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x bars" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 111 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BARS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | PaulS says, "Once we free him he'll probably just moan on about boundaries." | |
| DavidW says, "I suppose we have to push that blue button and the bars retract." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss paul" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 111 Floyd | > Floyd | > KISS PAUL Floyd | Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 112 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I suppose we could see if there's a cell west of the guard?" | |
| DavidW asks, "Like, who else are we freeing?" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bar" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 112 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE BAR Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 113 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | By the guard's room Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that Floyd | should take a while. Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue Floyd | button. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 114 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "to the south" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 115 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Paul's Cell Floyd | Paul sits here gloomily, awaiting his rescue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Venusian's cell 116 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | You continue down the hallway, and Paul whispers: "That's a Venusian Floyd | warrior woman..." Floyd | "So men really are from Mars and women ..." Floyd | "No dear, gender is artificial construct that's not helping anyone." Floyd | "Can she understand us?" Floyd | "I learnt a few pheases, but we don't have time for chit-chat. Maybe Floyd | latter." Floyd | Floyd | Venusian's cell Floyd | The Venusian's warrior woman sits here, awaiting rescue. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x woman" | ||
Floyd ] Venusian's cell 117 Floyd | > Floyd | > X WOMAN Floyd | Floyd | She has silvery skin, golden her put up in a tight bun, and wears full Floyd | body chain mail. Black, pearl eyes look at you unblinking. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to woman" | ||
Floyd ] Venusian's cell 118 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO WOMAN Floyd | Floyd | She just nods at your curtly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 119 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell Floyd | This cell is open. The hallway ends at a huge gate further the south. Floyd | Floyd | Inside you see the body of famed adventurer Ronathan Rask. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| maga says (to Floyd), "x rask" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 120 Floyd | > Floyd | > X RASK Floyd | Floyd | Without going into too much detail, it looks like he died a Floyd | humiliating and avoidable death. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "odd how his name rhymes with a mudder's name. Coincidence, I guess." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search body" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 121 Floyd | > Floyd | > SEARCH BODY Floyd | Floyd | Aha! You found a datachip. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "Utterly." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 122 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "(golden 'hair' put up in a tight bun)" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x datachip" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 123 Floyd | > Floyd | > X DATACHIP Floyd | Floyd | Looks like it's a DNA scrambler. It will rearrange all those little Floyd | letters in your genes at random. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "Oh my, I hate when I do that. (Words that kind of sound the same)." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 124 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a datachip Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | a winner ticket Floyd | a lottery ticket Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 125 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | This is a small reception area. Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads outside, to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline shrugs. "You just said you wanted stuff pointed out. Pretty understandable, and a typo anyone could make." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gate" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 126 Floyd | > Floyd | > X GATE Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate, padlocked, with a small window inside it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "look through window" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 127 Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK THROUGH WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x window" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 128 Floyd | > Floyd | > X WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | You can see the tank outside, patrolling, and the sad sight of your Floyd | golf cart, front axle broken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x padlock" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 128 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PADLOCK Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chair" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 128 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CHAIR Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says (to Jacqueline), "Sure! Please, everyone, keep pointing typos and the like out. I was more angry with myself." | |
| DavidW says, "ok. My plan is to clone a faulty version of ourselves with the datachip, and it'll maybe stre-e-e-etch over to the blue button an' push it." | ||
| djfletch says, "now we have Marius back we can clone him too" | ||
| PaulS says, "...DavidW Worth a try for sure." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 129 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell Floyd | This cell is open. The hallway ends at a huge gate further the south. Floyd | Floyd | Inside you see the body of famed adventurer Ronathan Rask. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Venusian's cell 130 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Venusian's cell Floyd | The Venusian's warrior woman sits here, awaiting rescue. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 131 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Paul's Cell Floyd | Paul sits here gloomily, awaiting his rescue. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 132 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | By the guard's room Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that Floyd | should take a while. Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue Floyd | button. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 133 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 134 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lab Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend. Floyd | Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put datachip in slot" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 135 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT DATACHIP IN SLOT Floyd | Floyd | You slide it into the slot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put marius in vat" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 135 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT MARIUS IN VAT Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "put marius in machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 136 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT MARIUS IN MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | (first taking Marius) Floyd | Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his Floyd | boundaries. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "marius, enter machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 137 Floyd | > Floyd | > MARIUS, ENTER MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | Marius has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 138 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | You get into the cloning machine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull lever" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 139 Floyd | > Floyd | > PULL LEVER Floyd | Floyd | The machine begins to hum softly, and the lever jumps back into Floyd | position. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 140 Floyd | > Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The machine goes *beep* *boom* *clang* and something metallic is spit Floyd | out of the other pod. You hear a puff as the datachip disintegrates. Floyd | Must've been one use only. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "z" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 141 Floyd | > Floyd | > Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 142 Floyd | > Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | You get out of the cloning machine. Floyd | Floyd | Lab Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend. Floyd | Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see an axle and Marius here. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "It made a new axle?!" | |
| Jacqueline says, "eep" | ||
| DavidW asks, "Our first child -- and it's an axle! What will the neighbours think?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I was worried about the datachip, but yeah, looks like a new axle." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take axle" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 143 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE AXLE Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "well, let's push the button with the axle." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 144 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 145 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | By the guard's room Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that Floyd | should take a while. Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue Floyd | button. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button with axle" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 145 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUSH BUTTON WITH AXLE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push button" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 146 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUSH BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Stretch your arm as far as you can through the bars, but you just Floyd | can't reach it. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit button with axle" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 146 Floyd | > Floyd | > HIT BUTTON WITH AXLE Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hit Blue Button. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "use axle" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 146 Floyd | > Floyd | > USE AXLE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x axle" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 147 Floyd | > Floyd | > X AXLE Floyd | Floyd | A perfectly fine front axle for a golf cart. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "marius, push button" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 148 Floyd | > Floyd | > MARIUS, PUSH BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | Marius has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch asks, "can we get Marius into the machine by putting cheese in it or something?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "guard, push button" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 148 Floyd | > Floyd | > GUARD, PUSH BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 149 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it. Floyd | Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all. Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore, Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation Floyd | Building any second." Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | This is a small reception area. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here. Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads outside, to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair. Floyd | Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader. Floyd | They start running towards you. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "aha" | |
| PaulS says, "I'm afraid I've got to go." | ||
| PaulS goes home. | DavidW says, "hm. We have no way through this door." | |
| Tale says (to PaulS), "Well, now they all die" | ||
| DavidW asks, "Should I undo and save?" | ||
| DavidW asks, "People?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "..." | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "I'm... oh, okay, just to undo and save?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Yes" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 148 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | By the guard's room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] By the guard's room 148 Floyd | > SAVEOk. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I thought you meant go back for a sec, but I think you've probably done the right thing." | |
| Jacqueline says, "But yeah, we're also probably on a timer now." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x guard" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 148 Floyd | > Floyd | > X GUARD Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 149 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | By the guard's room Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that Floyd | should take a while. Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue Floyd | button. Floyd | Floyd | You can see Marius here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 150 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it. Floyd | Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all. Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore, Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation Floyd | Building any second." Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | This is a small reception area. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here. Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads outside, to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair. Floyd | Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader. Floyd | They start running towards you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot door" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 150 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT DOOR Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 151 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | (first opening Gate) Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "hit them with our axle" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot sharkmen" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 152 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT SHARKMEN Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their Floyd | generic attack text. Floyd | Floyd | "The leader shouts "Don't shoot while you're running! Didn't you pay Floyd | attention at gun safety training, you tadpoles?" They're halfway down Floyd | the corridor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 153 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their Floyd | generic attack text. Floyd | Floyd | The first few sharkmen throw themselves to the ground and take aim at Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 153 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their Floyd | generic attack text. Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen open fire. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly Floyd | quite as pleased as you. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "I guess I should be shooting something else? Or the leader?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: Floyd ] By the guard's room 148 Floyd | Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 149 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it. Floyd | Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all. Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore, Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation Floyd | Building any second." Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | This is a small reception area. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here. Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads outside, to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair. Floyd | Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader. Floyd | They start running towards you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot leader" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 149 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT LEADER Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "ideas?" | |
| djfletch says, "hmm" | ||
| DavidW asks, "We could give the gun to the woman? Maybe she's better at shooting than us?" | ||
| djfletch says, "worth a try" | ||
| jenrexrode has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give gun to woman" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 150 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE GUN TO WOMAN Floyd | Floyd | Venusian warrior woman isn't able to receive things. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 149 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch asks, "was the gate here just locked?" | |
| DavidW says, "It's always been locked." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I dunno, you fulfilled the title of the game, so that's kind of a win." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "hit sharkmen with axle" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 149 Floyd | > Floyd | > HIT SHARKMEN WITH AXLE Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to hit Sharkmen. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gun" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 150 Floyd | > Floyd | > X GUN Floyd | Floyd | The latest in sharkmen technology. It's said one needs to be really Floyd | focused to use one of these. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "focus" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 150 Floyd | > Floyd | > FOCUS Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch asks, "could we trap them in a cell somehow?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 151 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell Floyd | This cell is open. The hallway ends at a huge gate further the south. Floyd | Floyd | Inside you see the body of famed adventurer Ronathan Rask. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | "The leader shouts "Don't shoot while you're running! Didn't you pay Floyd | attention at gun safety training, you tadpoles?" They're halfway down Floyd | the corridor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 152 Floyd | > Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The first few sharkmen throw themselves to the ground and take aim at Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 152 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen open fire. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly Floyd | quite as pleased as you. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 152 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "also, check in case the button unlocked the main gate as well as the cells." | |
| djfletch says, "oh, you tried that" | ||
| DavidW says, "I don't think the cells have an 'in' location." | ||
| DavidW says, "It's just a hallway." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray sharkmen" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 152 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY SHARKMEN Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Venusian's cell 152 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Venusian's cell Floyd | The cell is empty. The hallway continues south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen open fire. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly Floyd | quite as pleased as you. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: Floyd ] By the guard's room 148 Floyd | Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| ToxicFrog disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | djfletch asks, "can we lever the gate with the axle?" | |
| DavidW says, "It's padlocked, it said. But maybe it acts like a crowbar." | ||
| DavidW says, "[Gate]'s padlocked, [game] said. But maybe [axle] acts like a crowbar." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 149 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it. Floyd | Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all. Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore, Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation Floyd | Building any second." Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | This is a small reception area. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here. Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads outside, to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair. Floyd | Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader. Floyd | They start running towards you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "open gate with axle" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 150 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN GATE WITH AXLE Floyd | Floyd | That doesn't seem to fit the lock. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 149 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "pry gate with axle" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 149 Floyd | > Floyd | > PRY GATE WITH AXLE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "break gate with axle" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 149 Floyd | > Floyd | > BREAK GATE WITH AXLE Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to break Gate. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "break gate" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 150 Floyd | > Floyd | > BREAK GATE Floyd | Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 149 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "I still wonder if we should have cloned the rat somehow, although I don't know how it would help here." | |
| Jacqueline says (to djf), "I dunno." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "It kept telling us to respect Marius' boundaries." | ||
| DavidW asks, "Unless we could spray the machine?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Oho" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "OHO" | ||
| Tale says (to Jacqueline), "I can see you smirking from here" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Like with the button." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "heehee" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: Floyd ] By the guard's room 148 Floyd | Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 149 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray machine" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 149 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 150 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lab Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend. Floyd | Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 151 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | You don't want to waste cheese. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 152 Floyd | > Floyd | > X MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | It has two vats, one enterable, and an input slot. Looks like without Floyd | a Data iPod in it, the machine just clones what is in it. It has a Floyd | big, red lever labelled "CLONE" and not much else. Yep, an Apple Floyd | product. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Spray vat?" | |
| DavidW says, "vat isn't implemented" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh" | ||
| djfletch asks, "get in it and spray some cheese around?" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "enter vat" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 152 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER VAT Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "enter machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 153 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | You get into the cloning machine. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "spray cheese" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 154 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY CHEESE Floyd | Floyd | You don't want to waste cheese. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "drop cheese" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 155 Floyd | > Floyd | > DROP CHEESE Floyd | Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 156 Floyd | > Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | You get out of the cloning machine. Floyd | Floyd | Lab Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend. Floyd | Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Marius here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "in" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > IN Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "enter machine" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER MACHINE Floyd | Floyd | You get into the cloning machine. Floyd | Floyd | In the cloning machine you can see Can of Spray Cheese. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get can" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 159 Floyd | > Floyd | > GET CAN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 160 Floyd | > Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | You get out of the cloning machine. Floyd | Floyd | Lab Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend. Floyd | Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Marius here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I've been wondering why that 'for the weekend' is in there. Like, is that explaining why there aren't cloning technicians in here right now, because is" | |
| Jacqueline asks, "because it is Saturday?" | ||
| Tale asks (of Jacqueline), "Do you want me to answer?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Only if it's not really a spoiler, I guess." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "If it's a spoiler, then no." | ||
| Tale says, "it really isn't. Just a good reason to have neither technicians nor more guards around." | ||
| Jacqueline nods. | ||
| DavidW says, "hm. Maybe we should shoot the door? I feel I was shooting at the wrong target, and maybe the door is the right one." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I like that idea." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 161 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 162 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | By the guard's room Floyd | Through some bars on the left hand side of the hallway, you can see a Floyd | sharkmen guard at a table. He sits with his back to you and seems to Floyd | be trying to open his cellphone to replace the battery. Good, that Floyd | should take a while. Floyd | On the wall, just outside of your reach through the bars, is a blue Floyd | button. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Then we're not indescriminately killing." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 163 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it. Floyd | Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all. Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore, Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation Floyd | Building any second." Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | This is a small reception area. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here. Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads outside, to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair. Floyd | Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader. Floyd | They start running towards you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot door" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 163 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT DOOR Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot gate" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 164 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT GATE Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | That's no way to settle any kind of argument. At least, that's what Floyd | the law says. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 163 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot padlock" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 163 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT PADLOCK Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Tale), "You're right, no bugs at all in this game that was written quickly and not tested. Just like all of our games." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot window" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 164 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT WINDOW Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | That's no way to settle any kind of argument. At least, that's what Floyd | the law says. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 163 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 164 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | This is a small reception area. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here. Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads outside, to the south. Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Marius here. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 163 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "And we can't just go south." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 164 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | (first opening Gate) Floyd | It seems to be locked. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 163 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "shoot marius" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 164 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT MARIUS Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | That's no way to settle any kind of argument. At least, that's what Floyd | the law says. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 163 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "count sharkmen" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 163 Floyd | > Floyd | > COUNT SHARKMEN Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says (to jacqueline), "I'm basically sitting under the table at this moment, sobbing quietly" | |
| Jacqueline says, "Awwwww" | ||
| DavidW asks, "maybe we should shoot sharkmen as often as possible and maybe get them all if we don't waste any turns?" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot sharkmen" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 164 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT SHARKMEN Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their Floyd | generic attack text. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 165 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their Floyd | generic attack text. Floyd | Floyd | "The leader shouts "Don't shoot while you're running! Didn't you pay Floyd | attention at gun safety training, you tadpoles?" They're halfway down Floyd | the corridor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 166 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their Floyd | generic attack text. Floyd | Floyd | The first few sharkmen throw themselves to the ground and take aim at Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 166 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | You shoot one of the sharkmen, but that doesn't even change their Floyd | generic attack text. Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen open fire. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly Floyd | quite as pleased as you. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "Should we shoot their generic attack text?" | |
| djfletch says, "ha" | ||
| djfletch says, "it could work" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 166 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot attack text" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 166 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT ATTACK TEXT Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot me" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 166 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT ME Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | That's no way to settle any kind of argument. At least, that's what Floyd | the law says. Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen open fire. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly Floyd | quite as pleased as you. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | Tale says, "That is a great idea and far better than the actual solution." | |
| maga says, "maybe we can exploit their dedication to gun safety procedures" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "So." | ||
| maga says, "stand in front of something they're unwilling to destroy" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Is the fact that it's a Kerkerkruip gun just an homage? Or is it a clue>" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "?" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to maga), "You learned your firearms rules from the best." | ||
| maga says, "we could CONCENTRATE, if it's Kerkerkruip" | ||
| maga says, "you can never get a hit in Kerkerkruip without concentrating for a few rounds" | ||
| DavidW says, "never played Kerkerkruip" | ||
| DavidW says, "And I tried FOCUS." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Use the real word. That'll impress 'em." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "ILAC" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 166 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "concentrate" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 166 Floyd | > Floyd | > CONCENTRATE Floyd | Floyd | You concentrate, and are now mildly concentrated. Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen open fire. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You went out in a blaze of glory! Paul isn't properly Floyd | quite as pleased as you. *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf5" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: Floyd ] By the guard's room 148 Floyd | Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray button" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 149 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY BUTTON Floyd | Floyd | You spray the button with cheese. The rat squeezes his plump belly Floyd | through the bars and scuttles up the wall. He looks at you, right Floyd | below the button, then gives you a claw-up as he pushes it. Floyd | Floyd | All hell breaks loose. Screeching alarm sirens sound throughout the Floyd | prison. The guard jumps to his feet and pulls a huge Kerkerkruip rifle Floyd | from the table. "Die, person who reminds me of my lost humanity quite Floyd | painfully!" The bite in his ankle from Marius, who has come to your Floyd | aid , seems even more painful. You grab the gun and take three shots Floyd | to drop him, what with his hopping on one foot at all. Floyd | Paul runs from his cell and into your arms. You hold him for a Floyd | blissful second, then nod at the Venusian woman behind him. Paul looks Floyd | at the dead guard. "I told you not to kill indiscriminately anymore, Floyd | huzzie." You look to the ground, mumbling "Sorry". "Now, let's make Floyd | for the gate. They'll send more guards through the Ventilation Floyd | Building any second." Floyd | The three of you run for the reception area. You suddenly don't feel Floyd | safe at all. No, not safe at all. You hope you can save the four of Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | This is a small reception area. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here. Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads outside, to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius runs towards you from under a chair. Floyd | Floyd | A huge group of Sharkmen burst through the door at the far end of the Floyd | corridor and spot you immediately. "Get them!" shouts their leader. Floyd | They start running towards you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "concentrate" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 150 Floyd | > Floyd | > CONCENTRATE Floyd | Floyd | You concentrate, and are now mildly concentrated. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | "Oh shit! Alex, kill them!" Floyd | "What happened to not killing indiscriminately?" Floyd | "Shut up and kill every fucking last one of them!" Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen beginning to brandish rifles, while they're running, but Floyd | don't fire yet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 151 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | You concentrate, and are now quite concentrated. Floyd | Floyd | "The leader shouts "Don't shoot while you're running! Didn't you pay Floyd | attention at gun safety training, you tadpoles?" They're halfway down Floyd | the corridor. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 152 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | You concentrate, and are now maximally concentrated. Floyd | Floyd | The first few sharkmen throw themselves to the ground and take aim at Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot sharkmen" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 153 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOOT SHARKMEN Floyd | Floyd | (with the Kerkerkruip gun) Floyd | Fully focused, you go into bullet time and Floyd | PEW PEW BOOM ARGH PEW PEW BOOM ARGH ARGH PEW OH NO ARGH PEW DUCK PEW Floyd | PEW PEW PEW Floyd | Isn't text just a great medium for action scenes? Anyway, all the Floyd | sharkmen are dead. Floyd | The Venusian nods at you approvingly, then she confers with Paul in Floyd | whispered tones. You try not to look jealous. "Okay", says Paul, Floyd | "there is tunnel build by the Mercurian resistance (which was cut out Floyd | of the game because someone ran out of time). It is behind one of Floyd | those crater walls." Floyd | The Alien Warrior points through the small window at one section of Floyd | the crater wall, and you have a pretty good idea of which one she Floyd | means. Floyd | "You need to get the tank to shoot at it, dear." Floyd | "Um, I'm on foot, and the Kerkerkruip gun is empty. Might as well Floyd | throw it away" (which you do) Floyd | "Maybe if you could find a way to repair the golf cart, we'd have a Floyd | chance. Our venusian friend here is a good mechanic. Just give any Floyd | repair parts to her." Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "hooray" | |
| DavidW says (to maga), "thanks for the verb hint." | ||
| DavidW says (to Tale), "allow 'focus'." | ||
| Tale says, "Will do, sir" | ||
| Jacqueline exclaims, "Hey hey, I helped!" | ||
| Jacqueline exclaims, "We are a team!" | ||
| Jacqueline slinks off, unrecognized. | ||
| Tale) DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "Backseat driver" | ||
| maga says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 154 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | an axle Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | a winner ticket Floyd | a lottery ticket Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| maga says (to Floyd), "give axle to venusian" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 155 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE AXLE TO VENUSIAN Floyd | Floyd | She takes the axle with gret reverence, and Paul rubs your back Floyd | lovingly. Floyd | "Okay, now you need to distract the tank while she installs it." Floyd | "Just one sec.... How do I distract a tank?" Floyd | "One, you are the protagonist. Two, these sharkmen were breed from the Floyd | Internet generation and white sharks. It shouldn't be to hard to Floyd | distract them." Floyd | Paul unlocks the gate. Floyd | "Go get'em, Tiger." Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "s/gret/great" | |
| maga says, "and s/breed/bred" | ||
| Tale says, "Thanks." | ||
| DavidW asks, "I thought the woman wasn't able to accept things?" | ||
| DavidW asks, "and, uh, how did Paul unlock the gate?" | ||
| djfletch says, "Oh no, he's one of them!" | ||
| Tale says, "Hm... I thought that one text says he picked up the key, but it doesn't." | ||
| DavidW says, "ah" | ||
| DavidW asks, "well, I have no idea how to flirt with a tank, but south?" | ||
| djfletch says, "yup" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 156 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Really? You're not sure you feel "save" out there. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Reception area 156 Floyd | > SAVEOk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | (first opening Gate) Floyd | Floyd | Plain Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads inside, to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The space tank is here. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "distract tank" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > DISTRACT TANK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "woo tank" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > WOO TANK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "spray cheese on tank" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY CHEESE ON TANK Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to spray Can of Spray Cheese. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray tank" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY TANK Floyd | Floyd | You don't want to waste cheese. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "get on tank" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > GET ON TANK Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Not the death the title alluded to *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | djfletch says, "dammit, the cheese plan was my only idea" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 156
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | (first opening Gate) Floyd | Floyd | Plain Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads inside, to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The space tank is here. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | You try to outrun the tank, but have no luck. Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Not the death the title alluded to *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Plain Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | You try to outrun the tank, but have no luck. Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Not the death the title alluded to *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Plain Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "spray turret" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPRAY TURRET Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You try to outrun the tank, but have no luck. Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Not the death the title alluded to *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Plain Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "moon tank" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > MOON TANK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to tank" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO TANK Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch asks, "do we have any items left except tickets?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | a winner ticket Floyd | a lottery ticket Floyd | Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Not the death the title alluded to *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | DavidW says, "And Marius" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Plain Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "block tank" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > BLOCK TANK Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale asks, "There are some points that aren't bugs. but design flaws, where I expected you to discover things in a different order which would make it easier. Is it okay if I point slight things like these out?" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand in front of tank" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > STAND IN FRONT OF TANK Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to stand. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tank" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > X TANK Floyd | Floyd | With its thick, bluish metal armor and black ugly chains, the tank Floyd | looks imepenetrable. A sharkmen in a thick helmet is standing in the Floyd | manhole and aiming the huge laser turret. At you, if that's of Floyd | interest. Floyd | Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Not the death the title alluded to *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Plain Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to sharkman" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO SHARKMAN Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to sharkmen" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO SHARKMEN Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "I don't mind, if you think we're more confused than we should be. Depends if anyone else still has things to try." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x chains" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CHAINS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x manhole" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > X MANHOLE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I guess if you think it to be nearly show-stopping otherwise, and it's really design flaw and not just, y'know, us, then I am okay with it." | |
| DavidW says, "What Jacqueline said." | ||
| Tale says, "I expected you to not have the axle at that point." | ||
| djfletch says, "hmmmmm" | ||
| DavidW asks, "You mean we were expected to free the prisoners, shoot guards, and then find an axle?" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Supposed to free everyone first?" | ||
| Tale says, "Right. I don't want to imply anything complicated ; And you're not stuck. It's just, well." | ||
| DavidW says, "I guess the implication is to go back north instead of through the gate right away." | ||
| DavidW says, "maybe search the dead guards or something." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf6" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: Floyd ] Reception area 156 Floyd | Ok. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 157 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell Floyd | This cell is open. The hallway ends at a huge gate further the south. Floyd | Floyd | Inside you see the body of famed adventurer Ronathan Rask. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search body" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 158 Floyd | > Floyd | > SEARCH BODY Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Venusian's cell 159 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Venusian's cell Floyd | The cell is empty. The hallway continues south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 160 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Paul's Cell Floyd | The cell is empty. The hallway continues south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 161 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | By the guard's room Floyd | An empty room. Floyd | Floyd | The sharkman's phone has fallen to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x phone" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 162 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PHONE Floyd | Floyd | An iPhone, specifically adapted for plump sharkmen hand. Looks like Floyd | the Sharkman was playing Fruit Ninja. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take phone" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 163 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE PHONE Floyd | Floyd | Marius seems to be quite interested in it. Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "call home" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 163 Floyd | > Floyd | > CALL HOME Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "call et" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 163 Floyd | > Floyd | > CALL ET Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 164 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 165 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lab Floyd | This lab has been cleaned up impressively for the weekend. Floyd | Floyd | A cloning machine sits in a corner. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give phone to marius" | ||
Floyd ] Lab 166 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE PHONE TO MARIUS Floyd | Floyd | Marius is utterly captivated. He paws the screen adorably and even Floyd | hits one or two fruits. Aw man! How cute. This would be a youtube hit. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 167 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Hallway Floyd | Connecting space. West, back to the airduct. A door marked "Lab" leads Floyd | north, the prison cells are to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x marius" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 168 Floyd | > Floyd | > X MARIUS Floyd | Floyd | Aww, just look at it. It has pear-shaped body, with small, scrawnly Floyd | leg and feet. Its thick, soft fur is mostly brown with a huge white Floyd | spot on the tummy. It looks at you lovingly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 169 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Cellphone Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | a winner ticket Floyd | a lottery ticket Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "play with phone" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 169 Floyd | > Floyd | > PLAY WITH PHONE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x phone" | ||
Floyd ] Hallway 170 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PHONE Floyd | Floyd | An iPhone, specifically adapted for plump sharkmen hand. Looks like Floyd | the Sharkman was playing Fruit Ninja. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] By the guard's room 171 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | By the guard's room Floyd | An empty room. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Paul's Cell 172 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Paul's Cell Floyd | The cell is empty. The hallway continues south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Venusian's cell 173 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Venusian's cell Floyd | The cell is empty. The hallway continues south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Ronathan Rasks' cell 174 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Ronathan Rasks' cell Floyd | This cell is open. The hallway ends at a huge gate further the south. Floyd | Floyd | Inside you see the body of famed adventurer Ronathan Rask. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Reception area 175 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Reception area Floyd | This is a small reception area. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian stand here. Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads outside, to the south. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Tale), "I, too, watch too many animals-playing-with-touchscreen vids on YouTube." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf7" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Reception area 175 Floyd | > SAVEOk. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "heh" | |
| Jacqueline asks, "And we searched Blask, um, I mean, Rask, right?" | ||
| DavidW asks, "So, we reenact a cute youtube vid and the sharkman in the tank is distracted? Is that the plan?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||
| DavidW asks, "Can't we pretend to be Overly Attached Girlfriend and sing instead?" | ||
| djfletch says, "sharks love cuteness" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I would say that's a crazy idea, David, except it's just the sort of thing this game would do." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 176 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | (first opening Gate) Floyd | Floyd | Plain Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads inside, to the north. Floyd | Floyd | The space tank is here. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "give phone to marius" | ||
Floyd ] Upper Western Wall 177 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE PHONE TO MARIUS Floyd | Floyd | The sharkmen removes his helmet and stares at the rat. "Guys, guys!" Floyd | he shouts down into the tank. "Are you seeing this? That's adorable." Floyd | A hollow voice answers: "I have it on the screen. Man, that's so cute! Floyd | A rat playing Fruit Ninja. I could watch it all day. Or at least, Floyd | until something brings my attention back to the task at hand." Floyd | You sprint over to the golf cart, where the Venusian gives you a Floyd | thumbs up. You high-five her and start the motor. Paul comes running, Floyd | and he, the warrior woman and the rat pool onto the back seat. You put Floyd | it into gear and hit the gas. The cart soon reaches a neck-breaking 15 Floyd | mph. Floyd | Floyd | Upper Western Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "BING" | |
| Jacqueline exclaims, "Well done, DW!" | ||
| DavidW asks, "uh, which way are we facing?" | ||
| DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "thanks" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Upper Western Wall 178 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The turret fires - lousily. It hits the crater wall behind you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Dunno if it matters which way we're facing in the cart any more than it would if we were walking." | |
| Tale says, "It doesn't." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Upper Western Wall 177 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Upper Western Wall Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 178 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Plain (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads inside, to the north. Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 179 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | The cart won't fit. It's not a miniature golf cart, ha ha ha. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The turret fires - lousily. It hits the crater wall behind you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Upper Eastern Wall 180 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Upper Eastern Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | This is the place the Venusian indicated earlier! There is a crumbling Floyd | crack in the wall, too. Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x crack" | ||
Floyd ] Upper Eastern Wall 181 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CRACK Floyd | Floyd | Behind it lies your path to freedom. Floyd | Floyd | The turret fires - lousily. It hits the crumbling wall behind you, Floyd | which reveals a tunnel. Floyd | "Hooray!" says Paul, and even Marius squeals happily. "Now we only Floyd | need to get rid of the tank and escape a planet 138 million miles from Floyd | Earth." Floyd | "And that's only when they furthest apart!" you add, helpfully. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "they're the furthest apart" | |
| Tale says, "Right, just saw that" | ||
| Tale says, "Had I known you'd name the damned thing after me, a lot of the rat descs would be differnet" | ||
| DavidW asks, "The tunnel is north? east? south?" | ||
| Tale says, "(north)" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 182 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Tunnel (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the ancient resistence tunnel. Spiderwebs indicate it Floyd | hasn't been used in a while, or that the resistance are all Floyd | arachnophobic. Or not very clean. Maybe spider webs don't indicate Floyd | that much. The way south leads back to the crater, while there seems Floyd | to be some sort of bridge to the north. Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 183 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | The Venusian graps Paul's arm and whispers to him urgently, while you Floyd | take point and step onto the bridge. It's small, and amateurishly Floyd | carved out of the stone. To either side, the cave drops down into Floyd | lightless depths. Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in Floyd | the walls provide a dim light. Floyd | "Seems safe eno..." Floyd | Then something steps out of the shadows at the other end of the Floyd | bridge, something huge and horrible. The kind of creature that would Floyd | have Lovecraft scramble for his dictionary. Slavering fangs, Floyd | razor-sharp claws and horrible gurgling noises ... You turn around to Floyd | warn the others, but then the grue is already upon you, and swipes you Floyd | off the bridge with her razor-sharp claws. With a bloodied and mangled Floyd | face, you hurtle screaming into the dark. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | ***You have died.*** Floyd | Floyd | Bridge Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths. Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide Floyd | a dim light. Floyd | Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis... Floyd | Floyd | Oh no! The love of your life has fallen beyond time and memory :-( Floyd | > | Tale says, "Er, huh. That's supposed to be blocked till you get rid of the tank" | |
| Jacqueline asks (of Tale), "Heehee - how would they be different... an example?" | ||
| Tale says, "Shit shit" | ||
| Tale says (to dw), "Please undo, this won't make any sense" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 182 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Tunnel Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Upper Eastern Wall 181 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Upper Eastern Wall Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "We're supposed to 'get rid of a tank'?" | |
| Tale says, "Yep" | ||
| DavidW asks, "I didn't put any high explosives in my pants this morning. Anyone else?" | ||
| djfletch says, "we could get out and then let them shoot it up" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "I think you might have meant 'ellipses'" | ||
| DavidW asks, "Anyone dig a Bengal tiger pit the tank can fall into?" | ||
| DavidW asks, "Anyone know of a secret helium mine that will send the tank into space?" | ||
| Tale says, "The crater is laid out in a 3 x 3 pattern, if that's any help" | ||
| djfletch says, "we could spray cheese on it, but that's just my solution to everything now" | ||
| DavidW says, "yeah, I was guessing that the 'chase' had to continue somehow." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Middle Eastern Wall 182 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Middle Eastern Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Eastern Wall 183 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lower Eastern Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Southern Wall 184 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Southern Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 185 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lower Western Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | An overhang of rock towers here into the crater. Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Middle Western Wall 186 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Middle Western Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] center 187 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | center (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Plain 188 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Plain (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | A huge metal gate leads inside, to the north. Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Upper Western Wall 189 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Upper Western Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Middle Western Wall 190 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Middle Western Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 191 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lower Western Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | An overhang of rock towers here into the crater. Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh. overhang." | |
| rjbs goes home. | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter overhang" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 192 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER OVERHANG Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | The turret fires - lousily. It hits the overhang behind you. "Oh sh-" Floyd | says Paul before the whole cart is engulfed in a dust cloud. You steer Floyd | this way and that, just hoping you don't hit any walls and emerge to Floyd | the north of the cloud. Marius covers his nose and sneezes. The Floyd | Venusian clears dust from her face with a dignified wipe of her hand. Floyd | Unfortunaley, the overhang has missed the tank. The dust covering the Floyd | gunner makes him look even more like a white shark. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "If it weren't for the link to the ClubFloyd RSS in the channel topic, which is useful, I'd have changed the topic to 'djfletch says, "we could spray cheese on it, but that's just my solution to everything now"'" | |
| djfletch says, "yay" | ||
| DavidW says, "I'm having trouble picturing the overhang's placement and purpose." | ||
| Tale says, "hooray" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Middle Western Wall 193 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Middle Western Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] center 194 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | center (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Southern Wall 195 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Southern Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | You are in the region of the Crater indicated by the title. Floyd | (Atmospheric description not included) Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 196 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lower Western Wall (in the golf cart) Floyd | The overhang has fallen to the crater floor. Looks suspiciously like a Floyd | ramp. Floyd | Floyd | In the golf cart you can see Marius. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The tank pursues you! Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Can I ask a cross-cultural question that I think I don't really want the answer to? Do they have spray cheese in Germany, Tale? (Gods, I hope not.)" | |
| maga says, "no, but they do have spray sausage" | ||
| Tale says, "Nope" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to maga), "hahaha" | ||
| DavidW says, "okay, a ramp. Which direction is it leading? (So little direction info in this game.)" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Also, ew ew ew" | ||
| maga says, "make anything sausage-coated" | ||
| ToxicFrog says, "What *is* spray cheese? It sounds like cheese (presumably foamed cheese-like petroleum byproduct) that you can spray onto things, but that's crazy." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "But now that I think of it, those are two great tastes that would taste great sprayed together..." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 197 Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says (to ToxicFrog), "I think it's probably like cheese-flavoured silly string, but I'm not sure." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter ramp" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 197 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER RAMP Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | maga says, "I thought it was basically aerosol Velveeta" | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter overhang" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 197 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER OVERHANG Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Not the death the title alluded to *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | Tale says (to davidW), "There is no directional info because you don't need it" | |
| DavidW says (to Tale), "The hell you say." | ||
| DavidW says, "I just died." | ||
| DavidW says, "Someone else drive." | ||
| Tale says, "Sure, but that's because I'm lousy at including synonyms and different actions." | ||
| DavidW says, "Show me how it's done." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I have found a link to a photo of spray cheese for you, TF. Perhaps unsurprisingly, it is on a page entitled 'Bizarre Foods America Season Opener: Ten Foods We Want Andrew Zimmern to Eat'" | ||
| Jacqueline | [LINK] | ||
| Jacqueline says, "With the full article, including explanation of Easy Cheese, here:" | ||
| Jacqueline | [LINK] | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 197 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Lower Western Wall Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "jump" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 197 Floyd | > Floyd | > JUMP Floyd | Floyd | You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Not the death the title alluded to *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I like the *** Not the death the title alluded to *** bit." | |
| Jacqueline says, "Aside from the fact that we keep hitting it." | ||
| djfletch says, "maybe we just keep going the way we were going and that will take us up the ramp" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 197 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Lower Western Wall Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 197 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | Paul and the Venusian sit on the backseat, Paul with Marius on his Floyd | lap. Floyd | Floyd | The laser turret fires straight at you! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Not the death the title alluded to *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | Tale asks, "This is really GTV. Is it okay if I ...?" | |
| djfletch says, "ok by me" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Sure." | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "drive over ramp" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 197 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRIVE OVER RAMP Floyd | Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 197 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Lower Western Wall Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "drive over ramp" | ||
Floyd ] Lower Western Wall 197 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRIVE OVER RAMP Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "drive over overhang" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 198 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRIVE OVER OVERHANG Floyd | Floyd | With a screeching handbrake turn, you line up the cart, the ramp and Floyd | the tank. "What are you doing?" shouts Paul and grabs the seat in Floyd | front of him. "I'm going Mario on these suckers!" Floyd | You hit the pedal, and the golf cart accelerates, up the makeshift Floyd | ramp. Floyd | For a second, it's all frozen, the cart in the air, the sharkman Floyd | gaping up open mouthed- then he screams "Three days from retirement!" Floyd | before the cart crashes down on him. And catches fire. Quickly. Floyd | "To the tunnel!" you shout and grab Paul's hand. Floyd | As the four of you reach the tunnel, tank and cart explode behind you. Floyd | "The owner of that golf club must really, really hate you by now" Floyd | says Paul, giggling. Floyd | You hold him for a moment and ruffle his hair. Floyd | The Venusian says something, and Paul frowns, not comprehending. "She Floyd | asked if we have source of darkness." Floyd | "Must be poetic Venusian language for something. We'll worry about it Floyd | later."You grab Paul's hand and together you go north, into the Floyd | tunnel. Marius hopples behind you. Floyd | Floyd | Tunnel Floyd | You are in the ancient resistence tunnel. Spiderwebs indicate it Floyd | hasn't been used in a while, or that the resistance are all Floyd | arachnophobic. Or not very clean. Maybe spider webs don't indicate Floyd | that much. The way south leads back to the crater, while there seems Floyd | to be some sort of bridge to the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "search spiderwebs" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 199 Floyd | > Floyd | > SEARCH SPIDERWEBS Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ToxicFrog says (to Jacqueline), "Oh dear. (Also, what's GTV?)" | |
| DavidW says, "Guess The Verb" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Would 'enter ramp' have worked?" | ||
| DavidW says, "NO" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, you tried that." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "heh. Anyway." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 200 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | The Venusian graps Paul's arm and whispers to him urgently, while you Floyd | take point and step onto the bridge. It's small, and amateurishly Floyd | carved out of the stone. To either side, the cave drops down into Floyd | lightless depths. Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in Floyd | the walls provide a dim light. Floyd | "Seems safe eno..." Floyd | Then something steps out of the shadows at the other end of the Floyd | bridge, something huge and horrible. The kind of creature that would Floyd | have Lovecraft scramble for his dictionary. Slavering fangs, Floyd | razor-sharp claws and horrible gurgling noises ... You turn around to Floyd | warn the others, but then the grue is already upon you, and swipes you Floyd | off the bridge with her razor-sharp claws. With a bloodied and mangled Floyd | face, you hurtle screaming into the dark. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | ***You have died.*** Floyd | Floyd | Bridge Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths. Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide Floyd | a dim light. Floyd | Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis... Floyd | Floyd | Oh no! The love of your life has fallen beyond time and memory :-( Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "So, um, possibly not the right move." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 199 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Tunnel Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "uh, actually, I suspect that was the correct move, and the PC is now Paul." | |
| Jacqueline says, "Oh... oh oh oh yes." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "But no." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I mean, I don't want him to die." | ||
| DavidW says, "Maybe there is Venusian elixir. Maybe we can be cloned back to health." | ||
| Jacqueline sighs. | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Go ahead, kill him." | ||
| DavidW says, "no. Not driving." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I can't believe Tale would do this to us." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Years of this lovable couple. They're now practically household names. We all know them. And now he's pulling a Joss Whedon on us." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 200 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | The Venusian graps Paul's arm and whispers to him urgently, while you Floyd | take point and step onto the bridge. It's small, and amateurishly Floyd | carved out of the stone. To either side, the cave drops down into Floyd | lightless depths. Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in Floyd | the walls provide a dim light. Floyd | "Seems safe eno..." Floyd | Then something steps out of the shadows at the other end of the Floyd | bridge, something huge and horrible. The kind of creature that would Floyd | have Lovecraft scramble for his dictionary. Slavering fangs, Floyd | razor-sharp claws and horrible gurgling noises ... You turn around to Floyd | warn the others, but then the grue is already upon you, and swipes you Floyd | off the bridge with her razor-sharp claws. With a bloodied and mangled Floyd | face, you hurtle screaming into the dark. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | ***You have died.*** Floyd | Floyd | Bridge Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths. Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide Floyd | a dim light. Floyd | Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis... Floyd | Floyd | Oh no! The love of your life has fallen beyond time and memory :-( Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "weeep" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 200 Floyd | > Floyd | > WEEEP Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "oops weep" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 200 Floyd | > Floyd | > OOPS WEEP Floyd | Floyd | Sorry, that can't be corrected. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "cry" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 200 Floyd | > Floyd | > CRY Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "shout" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 200 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOUT Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I guess we shan't mourn his passing." | |
| DavidW says, "Might want to doublecheck that we are Paul." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 201 Floyd | > Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | You are Paul now. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "It had to end someday." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Tale), "NO IT DIDN'T" | ||
| DavidW asks, "Also, what is Paul carrying besides a gate key?" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Remember that nice person who came up to you at PAX and told you how much she likes these games?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "She will hate you now." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 202 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Nada." | |
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 203 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Bridge Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths. Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide Floyd | a dim light. Floyd | Floyd | Marius stands before the monster, back arched. The Venusian stands a Floyd | few feet off, clenching and unclenching her fist uncertainly. Floyd | Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis... Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I do like the" | |
| DavidW says, "Wonder what he did with the key." | ||
| djfletch says, "I bet the Venusian chick arranged all this somehow." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "er, I do like the 'phospher... phospos...' bit" | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "..." | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 203 Floyd | > Floyd | > ... Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "give elipsis to monster" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 203 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE ELIPSIS TO MONSTER Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x monstrosity" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 203 Floyd | > Floyd | > X MONSTROSITY Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x monster" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 203 Floyd | > Floyd | > X MONSTER Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "If it's a grue, you want light." | |
| Jacqueline says, "yes." | ||
| Tale says (to Floyd), "x grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 204 Floyd | > Floyd | > X GRUE Floyd | Floyd | Indescribable. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says (to Tale), "har" | |
| Emily arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x venusian" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 205 Floyd | > Floyd | > X VENUSIAN Floyd | Floyd | She has silvery skin, golden her put up in a tight bun, and wears full Floyd | body chain mail. Black, pearl eyes look at you unblinking. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "kiss her" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 205 Floyd | > Floyd | > KISS HER Floyd | Floyd | You can only do that to something animate. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "shame the phone is gone. Maybe the grue could be killed with a game of Fruit Ninja." | |
| Jacqueline says, "I dunno, some guys are into that." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Maybe the phone has that flashlight app." | ||
| Tale says, "I really, really shouldn't have made Paul and the Venusian scenery" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x alex" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 205 Floyd | > Floyd | > X ALEX Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take phosphorus" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 205 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE PHOSPHORUS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "marius, attack grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 206 Floyd | > Floyd | > MARIUS, ATTACK GRUE Floyd | Floyd | Marius has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take phospherus" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 206 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE PHOSPHERUS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take rock" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 206 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE ROCK Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "hmph. The tank was on fire. Fire is a lightsource. Maybe get fire?" | |
| djfletch says, "worth checking if we can go back out, anyway" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 207 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Tunnel Floyd | You are in the ancient resistence tunnel. Spiderwebs indicate it Floyd | hasn't been used in a while, or that the resistance are all Floyd | arachnophobic. Or not very clean. Maybe spider webs don't indicate Floyd | that much. The way south leads back to the crater, while there seems Floyd | to be some sort of bridge to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Also, as Paul, we can talk to the woman directly now." | |
| DavidW says, "(or we should be able to)" | ||
| DavidW says, "hm. Woman doesn't follow us." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 208 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | You hear approaching Quadrocopters. (Or very loud helicopters). Better Floyd | stay in the tunnel. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 209 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bridge Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths. Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide Floyd | a dim light. Floyd | Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis... Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take stone" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 209 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE STONE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "talk to venusian" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 210 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO VENUSIAN Floyd | Floyd | "A Mercurian light grue" she says, "I'm not sure I could best it, even Floyd | with a weapon." Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "oho" | |
| Jacqueline says, "Not a dark grue." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "As was hinted." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "make shadows" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 210 Floyd | > Floyd | > MAKE SHADOWS Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heh" | |
| olethros arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | ||
| olethros says, "what ho" | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to woman" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 211 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO WOMAN Floyd | Floyd | "A Mercurian light grue" she says, "I'm not sure I could best it, even Floyd | with a weapon." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 212 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO GRUE Floyd | Floyd | She says, "gargle gargle barf" Floyd | > | djfletch asks, "can I see what happens if we try to walk past it?" | |
| DavidW says, "sure" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 213 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 214 Floyd | > Floyd | > KISS GRUE Floyd | Floyd | Keep your mind on the game. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bridge" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 214 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | olethros asks, "is this ... adventure?" | |
| olethros says, "(Deluxe)" | ||
| Jacqueline exclaims, "Sure is!" | ||
| DavidW says, "It's Tale's latest New Year's Eve game: The Day I died." | ||
| olethros says, "hooray" | ||
| olethros watches. | ||
| djfletch asks, "can we put spiderwebs on the glowy rocks?" | ||
| DavidW says, "Dunno. Feel free to try." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 215 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Tunnel Floyd | You are in the ancient resistence tunnel. Spiderwebs indicate it Floyd | hasn't been used in a while, or that the resistance are all Floyd | arachnophobic. Or not very clean. Maybe spider webs don't indicate Floyd | that much. The way south leads back to the crater, while there seems Floyd | to be some sort of bridge to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "get spiderwebs" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 216 Floyd | > Floyd | > GET SPIDERWEBS Floyd | Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 217 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bridge Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths. Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide Floyd | a dim light. Floyd | Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis... Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I couldn't even refer to the rocks/stones/whatever." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "feed marius to grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 218 Floyd | > Floyd | > FEED MARIUS TO GRUE Floyd | Floyd | (first taking Marius) Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his Floyd | boundaries. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "push venusian" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 219 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUSH VENUSIAN Floyd | Floyd | It is fixed in place. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take light" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 220 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE LIGHT Floyd | Floyd | I don't suppose Light grue would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 221 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Bridge Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths. Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide Floyd | a dim light. Floyd | Floyd | Marius stands before the monster, back arched. The Venusian stands a Floyd | few feet off, clenching and unclenching her fist uncertainly. Floyd | Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis... Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "If only we still had the cheese, we could spray it on the grue." | |
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 222 Floyd | > Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 223 Floyd | > Floyd | > JUMP Floyd | Floyd | You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "dammit" | |
| olethros says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 224 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "l under bridge" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 224 Floyd | > Floyd | > L UNDER BRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "climb" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 224 Floyd | > Floyd | > CLIMB Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to climb? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "climb down" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 225 Floyd | > Floyd | > CLIMB DOWN Floyd | Floyd | You must name something more substantial. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 226 Floyd | > Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "x bridge" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 226 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | olethros says, "well, I am stuck too" | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 227 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Tunnel Floyd | You are in the ancient resistence tunnel. Spiderwebs indicate it Floyd | hasn't been used in a while, or that the resistance are all Floyd | arachnophobic. Or not very clean. Maybe spider webs don't indicate Floyd | that much. The way south leads back to the crater, while there seems Floyd | to be some sort of bridge to the north. Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the north. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "x marius" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 228 Floyd | > Floyd | > X MARIUS Floyd | Floyd | Aww, just look at it. It has pear-shaped body, with small, scrawnly Floyd | leg and feet. Its thick, soft fur is mostly brown with a huge white Floyd | spot on the tummy. It looks at you lovingly. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "clean spiderwebs" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 229 Floyd | > Floyd | > CLEAN SPIDERWEBS Floyd | Floyd | You achieve nothing by this. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x spiderwebs" | ||
Floyd ] Tunnel 230 Floyd | > Floyd | > X SPIDERWEBS Floyd | Floyd | You don't see any spiders, strangely. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 231 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Bridge Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths. Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide Floyd | a dim light. Floyd | Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis... Floyd | Floyd | Marius arrives from the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "marius, jump" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 232 Floyd | > Floyd | > MARIUS, JUMP Floyd | Floyd | Marius has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | olethros asks, "does he obey any orders?" | |
| djfletch says, "sorry, moving too fast" | ||
| DavidW says (to olethros), "not that I've seen." | ||
| DavidW says, "The rat can read, but not talk." | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "marius, s" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 233 Floyd | > Floyd | > MARIUS, S Floyd | Floyd | Marius has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "marius, n" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 234 Floyd | > Floyd | > MARIUS, N Floyd | Floyd | Marius has better things to do. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "x grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 235 Floyd | > Floyd | > X GRUE Floyd | Floyd | Indescribable. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "Perhaps if we >read spiderwebs we'd see 'NICE PIG'." | |
| djfletch says, "It seems like there's maybe a hint that we could give the Venusian a weapon, but we don't have any items." | ||
| mwmiller arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "venusian, kill grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 235 Floyd | > Floyd | > VENUSIAN, KILL GRUE Floyd | Floyd | You can't talk to Venusian warrior woman. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh right." | |
| DavidW says, "She asked us if we had a source of darkness earlier." | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "make shadow puppet" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 235 Floyd | > Floyd | > MAKE SHADOW PUPPET Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "shade grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 235 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHADE GRUE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "close tunnel" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 235 Floyd | > Floyd | > CLOSE TUNNEL Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "blind grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 235 Floyd | > Floyd | > BLIND GRUE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "close eyes" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 235 Floyd | > Floyd | > CLOSE EYES Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 235 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE ALL Floyd | Floyd | There are none at all available! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 236 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 237 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 238 Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | You can't go that way. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "push marius" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 239 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUSH MARIUS Floyd | Floyd | That would be less than courteous. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 240 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Bridge Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths. Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide Floyd | a dim light. Floyd | Floyd | Marius stands before the monster, back arched. The Venusian stands a Floyd | few feet off, clenching and unclenching her fist uncertainly. Floyd | Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "hide behind marius" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 240 Floyd | > Floyd | > HIDE BEHIND MARIUS Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| DavidW says (to Floyd), "x depths" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 240 Floyd | > Floyd | > X DEPTHS Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "well, I need to lie down. Back in 15 min, I hope." | |
| Tale says, "There are like 2 actions left" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Gosh, that's it?" | ||
| Jacqueline asks, "Are we in GTV territory again, or are we just not thinking?" | ||
| Tale says, "Hmm" | ||
| Tale says, "So I tried something that Robb tried in Cryptozookeeper, it failed there, it failed here, too." | ||
| mwmiller says, "'Like 2' == 'several more than 2'" | ||
| Tale says, "Exactly two, I think." | ||
| olethros says, "hm" | ||
| Tale asks, "Do you want a hint?" | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "x venusian" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 241 Floyd | > Floyd | > X VENUSIAN Floyd | Floyd | She has silvery skin, golden her put up in a tight bun, and wears full Floyd | body chain mail. Black, pearl eyes look at you unblinking. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 242 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Bridge Floyd | To either side, the cave drops down into lightless depths. Floyd | Phosphopho..phospher....phospos...glowing stones in the walls provide Floyd | a dim light. Floyd | Floyd | Marius stands before the monster, back arched. The Venusian stands a Floyd | few feet off, clenching and unclenching her fist uncertainly. Floyd | Floyd | A slobbering monstrosity ... razor sharp fangs ... small, black eyes Floyd | ... the kind of ancient evil that demands ellipsis... Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "show grue to venusian" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 242 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOW GRUE TO VENUSIAN Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | olethros says, "hm" | |
| olethros says (to Floyd), "point to grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 242 Floyd | > Floyd | > POINT TO GRUE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | olethros asks, "so firstly - we do not need any other items?" | |
| Tale says (to olethros), "I would like a hint yes/no from the others first. And maybe we should wait for DW." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Hm, wonder if he'll really be back in 15." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "push grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 243 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUSH GRUE Floyd | Floyd | That would be less than courteous. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 244 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I do not want to be courteous to the grue." | |
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 245 Floyd | > Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | You are Paul now. Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale asks, "Soooo... hint?" | |
| djfletch says, "I think I've run out of ideas, I don't mind a hint." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "blindfold grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 245 Floyd | > Floyd | > BLINDFOLD GRUE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline sighs. "Okay. Hint, not answer." | |
| olethros says, "maybe we can discuss first" | ||
| olethros says, "and wait 10m for DW" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Hm." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I am fine with that." | ||
| Tale says, "Sure" | ||
| olethros says, "I think we should get V to do somethint to G" | ||
| Tale says, "The action you need to take is somewhat irrational." | ||
| olethros asks, "however we can't talk to V. Can M talk to it? Can we gesture?" | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "eat grue" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 246 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT GRUE Floyd | Floyd | (first taking Light grue) Floyd | I don't suppose Light grue would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I agree, but I think -- yeah, V is scenery." | |
| djfletch says, "it seems like we should just give her something" | ||
| olethros says (to Floyd), "eat venusian" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 247 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT VENUSIAN Floyd | Floyd | (first taking Venusian warrior woman) Floyd | That's hardly portable. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "pray" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 247 Floyd | > Floyd | > PRAY Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 247 Floyd | > Floyd | > DANCE Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise. Floyd | Floyd | > | olethros asks, "less or more irrational?" | |
| olethros says (to Floyd), "rub warrior" | ||
Floyd ] Bridge 248 Floyd | > Floyd | > RUB WARRIOR Floyd | Floyd | You achieve nothing by this. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch asks, "we tried jumping off, didn't we?" | |
| olethros says, "the bridge appears to be nonexistent" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "give rat to venusian" | Tale says, "Well, less, in that it would serve a purpose, but doesn't seem very wise," | |
Floyd ] Bridge 249 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE RAT TO VENUSIAN Floyd | Floyd | (first taking Marius) Floyd | He slips out of your grab. Looks like you have to learn to respect his Floyd | boundaries. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "punch grue" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area. 250 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUNCH GRUE Floyd | Floyd | You rush towards the monster. Floyd | "AAAAAAAAALEX!" you shout. Floyd | ("Hey, complains the Venusian, "he's dead, not deaf.") Floyd | The light grue seems far too surprised to be attacked by someone wimpy Floyd | - people like you usually don't think violence is an answer - and with Floyd | the best of your rugby knowledge from that British All Boy's school, Floyd | you tackle the light grue. It flails wildly and slips, but graps the Floyd | edge of the bridge before it can fall. The Venusian steps close. Floyd | The grue chuckles in Mercurian with a thick subterreanean accent. "You Floyd | have no idea of the horrors that await you, warrioress from the stars. Floyd | These tunnels have long been recaptured by things worse than light Floyd | grues. You will die in these depths, like your friend, alone and Floyd | forgotten. What do you say to that?" Floyd | The Venusian kicks her in the face, and the grue falls. "I say you Floyd | passed your last Bechdel test, you bit-" You pull on her arm. "No time Floyd | to offend more sensitive Clubfloyd player" you say. " We need to, I Floyd | guess we have to..." You sit down. "I guess I should..." The Venusian Floyd | puts a hand on your shoulder. "He'd want you to go on." Floyd | Floyd | Garden Area. Floyd | Pauls Parents are rather fond of this small pool south of their house. Floyd | It's surrounded by some deck-chairs. The eastern and western garden Floyd | walls are overgrown with undergrowth, so as to hide the family members Floyd | going for a seamelss tan. This wasn't necessary for the southern wall, Floyd | wich is quite high, because it borders on a Golf course (Pauls told Floyd | you they find the occasional golf ball in the pool nonetheless.) Floyd | Floyd | You must supply a noun. Floyd | Floyd | What ... this is the garden of your house...What is happening? Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "hooray!" | |
| olethros asks, "wait nobody had tried attacking the grue?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Huh" | ||
| djfletch says, "well, Alex died just from walking in here, we were scared." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Also, yay." | ||
| Tale says, "Nope. I thought it would be the *first* thing anyone tired." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Also, 'more sensitive ClubFloyd players'" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Also, 'seamless'" | ||
| olethros says (to tale), "you should allow 'eat grue'" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "And an apostrophe in Paul's" | ||
| olethros says, "(first attacking the grue)" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "OMG HAS IT ALL BEEN A DREAM" | ||
| Tale says (to Jacqueline), "I copied that description from The day I stabbed Stalin" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Ah." | ||
| Tale says, "I won't tarnish these perfect texts with something as mundane as proof reading." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area. 251 Floyd | > Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | You're Alex, lovable sociopath.Also, dead. Floyd | Floyd | You must supply a noun. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I must respect the purity of your artistic form, Tale." | |
| Jacqueline says, "Oho, right. Not a dream. The afterlife." | ||
| olethros says, "yay" | ||
| mwmiller exclaims, "Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story!" | ||
| olethros says, "you must supply a noun? mmmm" | ||
| Tale says, "That is a bug and I know what causes it." | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area. 252 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | Cellphone Floyd | Can of Spray Cheese Floyd | a winner ticket Floyd | a lottery ticket Floyd | Floyd | You must supply a noun. Floyd | Floyd | > | djfletch says, "woo, got our stuff back" | |
| djfletch asks, "go into the house?" | ||
| djfletch says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Garden Area. 252 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | As you step between the glass door, someone steps out of the living Floyd | room. You stumble back, confused. A stalin jacket, red burning eyes. Floyd | "Hey Alex" says Uncle Wally. "How the hell have you been?" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** To be continued. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013 *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | djfletch says, "hurrah!" | |
| olethros asks, "c'est finI!?" | ||
| Tale says, "Hooray for Clubfloyd" | ||
| olethros says, "excellent" | ||
| olethros says, "i may join earlier next time" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Wow" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "I must say that I did not see that coming." | ||
| djfletch asks, "we have to stay dead all year now?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Also I must say that the title of this had me thinking (but not entirely convinced) that you would end the series." | ||
| Jacqueline says (to djf), "Dead and trapped with Uncle Stalin." | ||
| Tale says (to jacqueline), "That was the intention, yes." | ||
| Tale says, "And I thought because of emotional reactions to Alex' death, people would try "kill grue" first" | ||
| Tale) Tale says, "Turns out you yanks are just wimps after all"" | ||
| Jacqueline kills Tale. | ||
| Jacqueline says, "That'll show 'im." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Except now we'll never get that sequel." | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Damn." | ||
| DeadTale asks, "Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "YAy" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "er, YAY" | ||
| Tale says, "I think next year I'll try for fewer rooms and a more thorough implementation" | ||
| Jacqueline says, "Great session, guys." | ||
