ClubFloyd Transcript:
The idea behind ClubFloyd
is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of
people meet online to cooperatively play a game of
interactive fiction.
To skip directly to a particular game, click on its title: |
ToyShop & Floyditorium
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#ClubFloyd Discussion
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Jacqueline hollers, "Hello, everybody! ClubFloyd will be playing.... something... in about ten minutes. A few fun options, so I hope you'll join us!" | ||
DavidW arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||
Roger arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | Jacqueline says (to DW,Roger), "G'morning/afternoon" | |
Binder arrives, full of fun and funk. | Binder says, "mmm something" | |
DavidW says, "hi hi" | ||
Roger says, "Yo" | ||
Johnny says (to Binder), "'bop'" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Yeah, I hit some snags with our plan to play Cut the Wire or The White Bull. I'll explain in a few when everyone's here." | ||
*** Time Passes *** | Jacqueline says, "Okay, so, let me fill everyone in on the status of games we discussed." | |
Jacqueline says, "We were thinking of playing Cut the Red Wire! No! The Blue Wire! (or whatever its exact title is), and then The Kazooist, and at some point The White Bull." | ||
Jacqueline says, "I loooked into all of these." | ||
Binder says, ". o O ( if you gaze into the kazooist, the kazoo gazes also into you )" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Whyld's Cut the Wire thing appears to be very short, and I'll be impressed if you guys figure out a way to win. I will let you guys play that and watch you. The Kazooist is evidently pretty short as well. As in, these two games could be over in half an hour." | ||
Jacqueline says, "The White Bull does not yet run on Floyd, but inky and vimes are looking into it." | ||
Jacqueline says, "I have thus uploaded some other 2012 games." | ||
DavidW asks, "The White Bull is a T3.1 game, I guess?" | ||
Jacqueline says, "We could also check out Zorkian Stories 1: G.U.E., Under the Bed, A Killer Headache, and And a Hippo New Year." | ||
Jacqueline says, "So that's the list." | ||
Binder says, "I do not really do any IF playing outside of ClubFloyd so I'm okay with almost anything." | ||
Jacqueline says, "I would suggest we do the Cut the Wire thing and the Kazooist, because those got votes for today, and then pick a third game if we have time." | ||
zarf arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. | Jacqueline says (to DW), "Possibly. Floyd's terp does have to be updated, so that's probably it." | |
inky says, "yeah" | ||
Jacqueline says, "So, I want to see you guys figure out Whyld's game." | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load cutwire" | ||
Floyd says (to Jacqueline), "Floyd doesn't know that game." | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load cut" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Loading game... Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cut the Red Wire! No, the Blue Wire! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cut the Red Wire! Floyd | No, the Blue Wire! Floyd | Floyd | | DavidW says, "Cut the One Wire, Cut the Two Wire, Cut the Red Wire, Cut the Blue Wire." | |
Binder says, "Heh." | ||
inky says, "I can't find any tads distributions that are updated to 3.1 and support glk" | ||
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
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Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Binder says (to inky), "Skip 3.1 and go straight to TADS for Workgroups." | |
DavidW says, "I'm guessing WE are the bomb disposal expert." | ||
Jacqueline says (to Binder), "haha" | ||
Gerynar says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd | You're a bit short for your height, but otherwise unremarkable. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
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Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Johnny says, "(BOOM)" | |
DavidW asks, "oh, it's one of those one-turn and reboot games, eh?" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Once again, Inform is ahead of the curve. I invite you to check out Inform for Workgroups, which we call Guncho." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut red wire" | ||
Floyd | You cut the red wire. Floyd | A moment's breathless anticipation follows. Floyd | Followed by a thunderous explosion as the bomb explodes anyway. Ah Floyd | well, it was a good try. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on Floyd | your way. Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so Floyd | kind. Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
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Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Roger says, "Do anything and die" | |
Tale arrives, full of fun and funk. | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut blue wire" | ||
Floyd | You cut the blue wire. Floyd | A moment's breathless anticipation follows. Floyd | Followed by a thunderous explosion as the bomb explodes anyway. Ah Floyd | well, it was a good try. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Gerynar pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on Floyd | your way. Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so Floyd | kind. Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | Jacqueline says (to DW), "Yeah, it appears to be a one turn game akin to the classic Fingertips: I Hear the Wind Blow." | |
zarf asks, "cut both wires? run?" | ||
DavidW says, "I expected either wire cutting to be bad." | ||
zarf asks, "grow wings?" | ||
Johnny says (to Floyd), "massage buttocks" | ||
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
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Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Johnny says, "hmm" | |
Gerynar says (to Floyd), "pull blue wire" | ||
Floyd | You pull the blue wire, hoping this might defuse the bomb. Floyd | The thunderously loud explosion which abruptly tears you apart Floyd | indicates this isn't the case. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | Tale asks, "Have we x-ed the bomb?" | |
Binder pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
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Binder presses the yellow enter button. | ||
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
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Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| DavidW says, "I suppose we'll have to waste several lives to just take inventory and examine the bomb and so on." | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "x bomb" | ||
Floyd | It's a remarkably nasty and efficient looking bomb. The sort of bomb Floyd | that immediately commands attention. A guy would have to be totally Floyd | mad, or have a death wish on his hands, to try and defuse something Floyd | like this. Floyd | Why is it, you wonder, that you decided to become a bomb disposal Floyd | expert? Wasn't stacking shelves in Asda enough excitement for you? Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | Binder says (to Tale), "Now we have" | |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "press green" | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
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Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
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Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
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Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat bomb" | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | Binder says, "wow." | |
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
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Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
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Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
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Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Binder says, "I'm beginning to hate that bull^Wbomb." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "throw bomb at crowd" | ||
Floyd | You attempt to engage the sightseers but as they're only here for the Floyd | spectacle of seeing you go up in smoke, they don't prove very helpful. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | Jacqueline asks, "Wait, is there a girl here? Or just the crowd?" | |
DavidW says, "I didn't see a girl." | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
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Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
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Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Binder says, "Unless it's a girl bomb." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pray" | ||
Floyd | You try praying. It's never worked before and, unsurprisingly, it Floyd | doesn't work now. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
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Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
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Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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Tale says (to Floyd), "cut both wires" | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | Jacqueline says, "Okay, weird, because when I played this last night I was sure that there was a girl." | |
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
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Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
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Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
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Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
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Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| DavidW says, "well, maybe the girl shows up later." | |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x red wire" | ||
Floyd | The red wire stares at you and you stare at it. Unfortunately, this Floyd | staring contest has only one winner: the bomb. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x red wire" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on Floyd | your way. Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so Floyd | kind. Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | Tale says (to Jacqueline), "Did you get a call afterwards telling you "7 days?"" | |
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
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| Jacqueline says, "So now I am wondering if the game is slightly different sometimes." | |
Jacqueline says (to Tale), "heh. No." | ||
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x blue wire" | ||
Floyd | The blue wire stares at you and you stare at it. Unfortunately, this Floyd | staring contest has only one winner: the bomb. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
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Binder presses the yellow enter button. | ||
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
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Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
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Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
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Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
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Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
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Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | Binder says, "whoops" | |
Tale says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
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Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
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Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
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Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
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Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
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Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| DavidW says, "careful guys" | |
Binder says, "Yeah, I think I'll just stay out of it." | ||
Binder says, "I had an idea to 'cut both wires'" | ||
zarf asks, "does floyd have a command-history-recall?" | ||
Gerynar says (to Floyd), "cut the red wire, no the blue wire" | ||
Floyd | You cut the red wire. Floyd | A moment's breathless anticipation follows. Floyd | Followed by a thunderous explosion as the bomb explodes anyway. Ah Floyd | well, it was a good try. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | DavidW says, "'cut both wires' failed." | |
Binder says, "ok" | ||
Zach arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
Gerynar pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on Floyd | your way. Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so Floyd | kind. Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | DavidW says, "We haven't managed a 'i' yet." | |
Tale says, "Has >i worked bbe...timing+" | ||
Tale presses the yellow enter button. | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces. Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb. Floyd | Floyd | The blue wire stares at you and you stare at it. Unfortunately, this Floyd | staring contest has only one winner: the bomb. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Gerynar pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on Floyd | your way. Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so Floyd | kind. Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Tale pushes the green 'space' button. | Jacqueline says (to zarf), "Just scroll back, I think. No command-history recall. Though, um, tell vimes and I'm sure he could code that up in six seconds like he does everything." | |
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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Tale says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying a pair of wire cutters. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | zarf says, "I might do that" | |
Jacqueline says, "Scroll back is the poor man's command-history recall." | ||
Jacqueline says, "In the mean time." | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
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Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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Johnny says (to Floyd), "examine me" | ||
Floyd | [x me] Floyd | You're a bit short for your height, but otherwise unremarkable. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | DavidW says, "I'm wondering if the clamp or wall have descriptions." | |
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your
Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
Floyd | kind.
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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Johnny says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd | You utter the magic word, hoping it will defuse the bomb, move it to a
Floyd | safe location, shield you from its blast, or save you in some other
Floyd | way.
Floyd | Unfortunately it doesn't do anything other than waste your last
Floyd | moment on Earth due to the bomb exploding a moment later.
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Tale says (to Floyd), "x clamp" | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
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Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your
Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
Floyd | kind.
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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Gerynar pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your
Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
Floyd | kind.
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Gerynar says, "oops" | |
Tale says, "We need to have a space driver" | ||
Gerynar nominates Johnny | ||
DavidW says, "try 'turn off bomb'" | ||
Johnny goes northeast to play with the trophy case. | ||
Gerynar says (to Floyd), "turn off bomb" | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | Binder says, "Space Cowboy Maurice^WJohnny" | |
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your
Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
Floyd | kind.
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Jacqueline exclaims, "Did you hear about the three ClubFloyders who walked into a space bar? Turns out it was a David Whyld game and they went KABOOM!" | |
Tale says (to Floyd), "x clamp" | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
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Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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Tale says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||
Floyd | Your thoughts stray in the direction of the walls, but the bomb has Floyd | other ideas and blows you up so the walls will forever remain a Floyd | mystery. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on Floyd | your way. Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so Floyd | kind. Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
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Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Tale says, "This game is not generous with hints" | |
DavidW says, "hm. 'sit on bomb' (the refs to buttocks?)" | ||
Jacqueline says, "At least it didn't talk about how you were splattered on the walls." | ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "sit on bomb" | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your
Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Zach says, ">run away" | |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "attach red wire to blue wire" | ||
Floyd | The red wire stares at you and you stare at it. Unfortunately, this Floyd | staring contest has only one winner: the bomb. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on Floyd | your way. Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so Floyd | kind. Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Johnny says, "We meet again, ADRIFT parser." | |
Gerynar says (to Floyd), "turn bomb off" | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
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Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
Floyd | kind.
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| DavidW asks, "hit bomb?" | |
Jacqueline says, "I don't expect you to play, Floyders. I expect you to die." | ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "hit bomb" | ||
Floyd | [kill bomb] Floyd | Thoughts of violence enter your mind but are never acted upon due to Floyd | the unfortunately timed explosion from the bomb. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on Floyd | your way. Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so Floyd | kind. Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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Gerynar says (to Floyd), "hit bomb with DavidW" | ||
Floyd | [kill bomb with DavidW] Floyd | Thoughts of violence enter your mind but are never acted upon due to Floyd | the unfortunately timed explosion from the bomb. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on Floyd | your way. Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so Floyd | kind. Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | DavidW asks, "'cut green wire'?" | |
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| Binder says, "Maybe we were dead when this started and this is bomb disposal expert hell we're in" | |
Jacqueline says (to Binder), "hahaha" | ||
DavidW asks, "'search bomb'?" | ||
Jacqueline exclaims, "That is the best explanation yet, Binder!" | ||
DavidW says (to Binder), "Then 'wake up'" | ||
Binder exclaims, "Try it. Try it and die!" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake up" | ||
Floyd | [wake u] Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your
Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
Floyd | kind.
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
Floyd |
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| Binder asks, "wake u?" | |
Zach says (to DavidW), "I was actually thinking green wire too" | ||
Binder asks, "oh, is it mapping up back to u?" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut green wire" | ||
Floyd | Which wire? The red wire or the blue wire? Floyd | Unfortunately, your struggles with disambiguation have cost you Floyd | dearly. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | The bomb explodes, taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
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Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your
Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
Floyd | kind.
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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Tale says (to Floyd), "about" | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | Jacqueline asks, "_Our_ struggles with disambiguation? OURS?" | |
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
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Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your
Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
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Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
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| DavidW asks, "pull both wires?" | |
Roger says, "random ideas: unclamp bomb, dispose bomb, connect wires" | ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "connect wires" | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your
Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
Floyd | kind.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Gerynar says (to Floyd), "unclamp bomb" | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your
Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
Floyd | kind.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Johnny says (to Floyd), "kiss bomb" | ||
Floyd | Whatever that was, it won't be done. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | [MORE] Floyd | | ||
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd | Unfortunately, your hesitation has cost you dearly. The bomb explodes,
Floyd | taking you, and it, up in a large cloud of smoke.
Floyd | The sightseers give a raucous cheer and conclude that this was the
Floyd | best damn explosion they've witnessed all week.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | You float up to Heaven where Saint Paul, decked out in Armani garb to
Floyd | die for, informs you that the Big Guy is mightily disappointed in your
Floyd | shoddy performance and has determined you're going to go right back
Floyd | down and get it done properly. You aren't given a say in this, but
Floyd | Saint Paul does give you a hefty kick up the backside to speed you on
Floyd | your way.
Floyd | Massage your aching buttocks and press the RETURN key if you'd be so
Floyd | kind.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "'quit job', 'defuse bomb', 'wait', are my random ideas" | |
zarf asks, "have we tried run?" | ||
Johnny says, "I'm sure they all end in death." | ||
Jacqueline says, "When we first booted this and zarf threw out the cut both wires, or run away, I was all... hm, gosh, maybe this IS solvable, and not some silly exercise in instanity. But I'm back to my first assumptions. >QUIT doesn't even work. You have to hard quit it." | ||
DavidW asks, "Have we examined the cordon yet?" | ||
Roger says, "Have we tried the classic first-turn UNDO perhaps" | ||
Jacqueline says, "hm" | ||
Gerynar says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | You undo the last command, which was the one that moved you here in the Floyd | first place. Floyd | Floyd | From outside the warehouse, you quickly sound an alert, evacuating the Floyd | place and securing the perimeter. Then you stand back and Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | B-O-O-M!!! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Yep. There it goes. One exploding bomb taken care of without a single Floyd | casualty. Floyd | Except your career, that is, which is now well and truly down the Floyd | toilet. Ah well, at least Stacy is looking at you with hero-worship in Floyd | her eyes so might still come out of this on top. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | The game has ended and you're still alive which gives you a score of 1 Floyd | out of a maximum possible of 1. Well done. Floyd | | zarf says, "woo" | |
Binder says, "WOW" | ||
Jacqueline says, "NICE" | ||
Roger says, "I is a genius" | ||
Jacqueline exclaims, "You is!" | ||
Binder says (to Roger), "Nicely done." | ||
DavidW says, "ha ha" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Damn." | ||
Tale says, "We solved this the canadian way (by backing down)!" | ||
Roger exclaims, "Exactly!" | ||
Jacqueline says, "As inky would say, 'Man, that game.'" | ||
Jacqueline says (to Tale), "hahaha" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Okay, so, um, The Kazooist! Which I have not played." | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | Press RETURN if you feel like giving it another go.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Old Warehouse on Throggmorton Row
Floyd | The warehouse itself is nothing special. The large bomb clamped to a
Floyd | wall in the centre of the main area is. A cordon has been erected
Floyd | around it, keeping back a crowd of sightseers eager to see a bomb
Floyd | disposal expert blown to pieces.
Floyd | A red wire and a blue wire dangle from the side of the bomb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "%quit" | ||
Floyd says, "game ended by request of Jacqueline." | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load kazooist" | ||
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Please note that this game might be a little silly. thank you.
Floyd |
Floyd | You are at your birthday party and your about to eat some cake and
Floyd | stuff
Floyd | The Kazooist
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Charlie Marcou
Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 130105 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is the kitchen. The living room is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a table (on which is a Pretty Cake) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Johnny says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | [You can't "undo" what hasn't been done!]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "ha" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cake" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the Pretty Cake.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd | You are as good-looking as ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a t-shirt (being worn)
Floyd | jeans (being worn)
Floyd | tennis shoes (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat cake" | ||
Floyd | (first taking the Pretty Cake)
Floyd | It's a piece of cake to eat a pretty cake
Floyd | Sugar.
Floyd | SUGAR.
Floyd | SUGAR!
Floyd |
Floyd | All of the sugar rushes to your head and its like your high on drugs
Floyd | or even higher on a mountain or something. I don't know. It was
Floyd | awesome. Exhilarating. And then 30 minutes later you crash as if you
Floyd | drank eleven five hour energies and came off it. The cake was
Floyd | extraordinary. And now you are asleep. Your mother kindly takes you to
Floyd | bed
Floyd |
Floyd | in your bed
Floyd |
Floyd | zzz
Floyd |
Floyd | zzz
Floyd |
Floyd | You awake in an unfamiliar place, and a tall bearded man in a robe is
Floyd | before you. You can't really make out his face-But you really like his
Floyd | beard-He speaks and says
Floyd |
Floyd | "You sir, have come of age and now need to learn the sacred art of
Floyd | being a kazoo master. A prophecy has predicted that you'll be a pretty
Floyd | cool dude one day and your training will begin now. Now navigate the
Floyd | tunnel maze."
Floyd |
Floyd | And then the man threw down some pellet that released smoke onto the
Floyd | ground, started coughing muttered something or other about his lungs
Floyd | being infernal contraptions and then disappeared with the smoke.
Floyd | (imagine dramatic accents on a kazoo right now).
Floyd |
Floyd | Cave Entrance
Floyd | It is candlelit here, It is too dangerous and unfamiliar to leave the
Floyd | cave, so the only way to go is northwards into the heart of the cave...
Floyd | There is a wooden door to the east of here... not something you would
Floyd | expect in a cave such as this, but okay...
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a torch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "You have to do the cooking by the book." | |
Jacqueline says, "I am immediately charmed by the opening warning of this game." | ||
DavidW says, "hm. abrupt venue change." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Quite." | ||
Binder says, "I'll take it over the last unchanging venue." | ||
Tale says, "I'm still laughing about | A prophecy has predicted that you'll be a pretty cool dude one day and your training will begin now" | ||
Jacqueline says (to Binder), "heh" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd | You are as good-looking as ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a t-shirt (being worn)
Floyd | jeans (being worn)
Floyd | tennis shoes (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x torch" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the torch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a t-shirt (being worn) Floyd | jeans (being worn) | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take torch" | ||
Floyd | tennis shoes (being worn) Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Still have the same stuff." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd | It sorta looks like a kazoo could fit the lock.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "We just passed out fully dressed." | |
Binder says, "hm, a keyzoo." | ||
DavidW says, "of course a kazoo could fit the lock. How stupid of me." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Dude, we were high on cake sugar, cut us some slack." | ||
Roger says, "As one does, in a diabetic coma" | ||
DavidW says, "yeah, I'm betting we're in a coma." | ||
Jacqueline takes a bite of her donut, worried that she might end up on the floor of the coffee shop covered in sprinkles. | ||
Johnny says, "Comas are so silly." | ||
DavidW asks, "north?" | ||
Binder says (to DavidW), "Sure." | ||
Tale says, "Good thing our girlfriend is not in a coma, or this would be serious." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Cave
Floyd | It's as dead end! The only way you could've gone is a dead end. Maybe
Floyd | you can find something interesting here. There is a mysterious hole in
Floyd | the ground and an interesting wall in this room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Allen arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | Jacqueline says, "There have been a lot of coma games lately. This one is a slightly different approach to the emerging genre." | |
Jacqueline coughs. | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||
Floyd | After looking more closely at the wall you notice that there is a
Floyd | passage leading to the Northeast
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "xhole" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "x hole" | ||
Floyd | In the hole is a kazoo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder exclaims (at Tale), "Language!" | |
Tale says (to Floyd), "get kazoo" | ||
Floyd | You pick up the kazoo and you're like "sweet a kazoo!".
Floyd | You figure that you can probably play some pretty sick-ass songs on it
Floyd | like tunes originally whistled by horror writer Garth Marenghi or mary
Floyd | had a little lamb or something.
Floyd |
Floyd | After more careful examination you see that there is an inscription
Floyd | that reads "The kazoo of destiny or something" on the side of it. Also,
Floyd | come to think of it you notice that the kazoo kinda looks like the
Floyd | abnormal lock on the abnormal door in the cave entrance.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "play kazoo" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Johnny says, "remember, hum don't blow" | |
Jacqueline asks (of Binder), "?" | ||
DavidW asks, "now I'm torn. Do we want to unlock the door or go ne?" | ||
Binder says (to Jacqueline), "Just riffing on xhole." | ||
Jacqueline asks (of Johnny), "You're just hoping one of us will make a joke, aren't you?" | ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "hum" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Johnny says (to Jacq), "You'll tear the wax paper otherwise!" | |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "blow" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "I wonder why the kazoo OF DESTINY isn't playable." | |
Jacqueline says, "Looks like neither one works, in any case." | ||
Binder says, "Destiny isn't anything to play around with" | ||
Tale BACKSPACE BACKSPACE | ||
Tale says, "I vote for NE" | ||
Jacqueline says (to Johnny), "That is good to know... I haven't played a kazoo since I was about twelve, and if I ever knew about the wax paper I have forgotten." | ||
Binder says, "Seconded" | ||
DavidW says, "Let's abbrev Kazoo Of Destiny Or Something to KODOS." | ||
Jacqueline says, "I do not care." | ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd | You stumble through the crack in the wall and enter the more mysterious
Floyd | part of the cave
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | It's pretty cool in this cave, it goes on in the four cardinal
Floyd | directions
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a Mysterious door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "sure, NE to instadeath, I bet." | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the Mysterious door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Cut the red wire." | |
Tale says (to Floyd), "open it" | ||
Floyd | The mysterious door opens only when the dial is spun to the right
Floyd | combination.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "x dial" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the Mysterious door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| inky says, "the wax paper goes on the comb" | |
Tale says (to Floyd), "spin dial" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "a combination door. hm." | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | It's pretty cool in this cave, it goes on in the four cardinal
Floyd | directions
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a Mysterious door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "set dial to kazoo" | |
Tale says, "I bet we need to do something in all of these rooms" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "set dial to kazoo" | ||
Floyd | No, you can't set that to anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x dial" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the Mysterious door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn dial to kazoo" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that number.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Roger says, "Just wander around a bit guys" | |
DavidW says, "yeah yeah" | ||
DavidW asks, "North?" | ||
Binder says, "Sre." | ||
Roger says, "Aye" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | This is the part of the cave that seems to go in all directions dawg!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
zarf says (to floyd), "%history" | ||
Floyd says (to zarf), "Floyd doesn't know that trick." | zarf says, "damn" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "oh, not the same MC as before." | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "search" | ||
Floyd | What do you want to search?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder asks, "n again?" | |
DavidW says, "I'd like to try S to see if we can return to the door." | ||
Binder says, "Sure, that works too" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd | You must name something more substantial.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | It's pretty cool in this cave, it goes on in the four cardinal
Floyd | directions
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a Mysterious door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "ok, yay" | |
Gerynar says "bloop" and shrinks down into a little dot, then winks out...just like those old-fashioned B&w televisions. | ||
Gerynar has disconnected. | Binder says, "Nice Euclidean normalcy" | |
DavidW says, "well, I'm worried this is a maze and we have only a kazoo and clothing." | ||
DavidW asks, "west?" | ||
Binder says, "ok" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | This is the part of the cave that seems to go in all directions dawg!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "play kazoo" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "Or maybe it's just two rooms, the door room and the non door room in every direction." | |
DavidW says, "hm. Maybe." | ||
DavidW says, "In which case, we outta go back to the kazoo locked door." | ||
Jacqueline says, "This game about a kazooist who can't play a kazoo may force me to get another coffee." | ||
olethros asks, "a kazoo is not a bird?" | ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | This is the part of the cave that seems to go in all directions dawg!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Johnny says, "Maybe we're not The Kazooist yet." | |
olethros says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a kazoo
Floyd | a torch (providing light)
Floyd | a t-shirt (being worn)
Floyd | jeans (being worn)
Floyd | tennis shoes (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "x kazoo" | ||
Floyd | It reads "The kazoo of destiny or something" on the side of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You figure that you can probably play some pretty sick-ass songs on it
Floyd | like tunes originally whistled by a horror writer or mary had a little
Floyd | lamb or something
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "A kazoo is a whistle thing." | |
Jacqueline says (to olethros), "It's more like a kazoo than French toast, and more like a kazoo than a bird." | ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "s" | Roger says, "Like a harmonica with only one note, sort of." | |
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | It's pretty cool in this cave, it goes on in the four cardinal
Floyd | directions
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a Mysterious door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | This is the part of the cave that seems to go in all directions dawg!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "whistle" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | It's pretty cool in this cave, it goes on in the four cardinal
Floyd | directions
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a Mysterious door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd | (first opening the Mysterious door)
Floyd | The mysterious door opens only when the dial is spun to the right
Floyd | combination.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd | (first opening the Mysterious door)
Floyd | The mysterious door opens only when the dial is spun to the right
Floyd | combination.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| olethros asks, "hypothesis confirmed?" | |
olethros says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd | (first opening the Mysterious door)
Floyd | The mysterious door opens only when the dial is spun to the right
Floyd | combination.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | This is the part of the cave that seems to go in all directions dawg!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | This is the part of the cave that seems to go in all directions dawg!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | This is the part of the cave that seems to go in all directions dawg!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "spin dial" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | It's pretty cool in this cave, it goes on in the four cardinal
Floyd | directions
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a Mysterious door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "spin dial" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Tale says (to Floyd), "set dial to 4" | ||
Floyd | No, you can't set that to anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | This is the part of the cave that seems to go in all directions dawg!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | This part of the cave is almost as sick-ass as that concert you went to
Floyd | last month! it goes on in almost directions
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "I guess not *all* directions." | |
olethros says, "aha" | ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "look aroudn" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "look around" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "x south" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing unexpected in that direction.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Library
Floyd | You are in a library with lots of books on songs you can play on your
Floyd | kazoo are located. To play them just say play the _____ song. The rest
Floyd | of the library is north, east and south of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a Mysterious door, a dusty book, a shiny book and a cool
Floyd | book here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Gosh. I caution you against searching YouTube for kazoo. The first link I clicked on was rather Not Safe for the Coffee Shop." | |
olethros says, "tada" | ||
Jacqueline says, "I thought kazoos were such pure things." | ||
Jacqueline is slightly (just slightly) traumatized now. | ||
DavidW asks, "That was NW from the 4 way or the 8 way?" | ||
olethros says, "well" | ||
olethros says, "sw, nw from the 8 way" | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "x dusty" | ||
Floyd | You flip to the first page and it reads:
Floyd |
Floyd | One thing you can play on your kazoo is the kill song. Its supposed to
Floyd | kill people but no one really knows if it does it for real.
Floyd |
Floyd | An evil dude popped out and is going to kill you!
Floyd |
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | You can see an Evil dude here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| inky says, "whoah" | |
Binder says, "Books are dangerous." | ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "play kill song" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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olethros says (to Floyd), "play kill" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Binder says (to Floyd), "play the kill song" | ||
Floyd | It doesn't appear to have killed anything...
Floyd |
Floyd | The Evil dude pulls out a hammer and smashes your skull!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You died, yo. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 51 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
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olethros says (to Floyd), "play the kill song" | ||
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
| olethros says, "noooooooo" | |
Roger says, "Haha" | ||
Binder says, "bogus" | ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "kill evil dude" | ||
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last | ||
olethros says (to Floyd), "hi" | ||
Floyd | command? Floyd | > Floyd | Please give one of the answers above. Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "%showpartial" | ||
Floyd says (to inky), "No partial line. Bo-ring." | inky says, "hmm" | |
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "kill evil dude" | ||
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "oh yes it is" | |
Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||
Jacqueline says, "It would be nice to see an sociological study of how angry the phrase 'Violence isn't the answer to this one' makes people." | ||
Jacqueline says, "s/an/a" | ||
DavidW asks, "so 'play the kill song' didn't work, but it's unclear what will?" | ||
Binder asks, "> close book?" | ||
Binder says, "Maybe it's a pop-up book of evil dudes" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Perhaps, like in the YouTube video, you stick your kazoo where the sun doesn't shine and blow it that way." | ||
Binder says (to Jacqueline), "..." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Because, let's face it, we're less likely to think of doing that than typing 'undo' on the first turn." | ||
DavidW says, "We teleported to BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM, though. Not sure if the book is even in scope." | ||
Jacqueline says (to Binder), "I am happy to provide you with the traumatizing link." | ||
Binder exclaims (at Jacqueline), "OK!" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM Floyd | You can see an Evil dude here. Floyd | | DavidW asks (of Jacqueline), "A modern day Petomane?" | |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline | [LINK] | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "x dude" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the Evil dude.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You looked at him and he killed you! ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 53 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
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Binder says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd | | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "play the kill song at the evil dude" | ||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to play the kill song.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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DavidW says (to Floyd), "play the kill song" | ||
Floyd | It doesn't appear to have killed anything...
Floyd |
Floyd | The Evil dude pulls out a hammer and smashes your skull!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You died, yo. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 53 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
| Johnny says (to DW), "Already did that remember." | |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Gotta love the random death. Not as in, whether or not you die is random, but rather, how." | |
Zach says, "Have you tried >play kazoo" | ||
DavidW says, "So we can't direct the song, and the song does nothing useful in time." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Yeah." | ||
Zach says, "Err, "we tried"" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Play kazoo is not implemented." | ||
Zach says, "Ah" | ||
DavidW asks, "But here, though?" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Well, no." | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "give kazoo to evil dude" | ||
Floyd | The Evil dude doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Go for it." | |
Johnny says, "The syntax is play the (something) song" | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "kill evil dude with kazoo" | ||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to kill the Evil dude.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "If it works, I will be very angry." | |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "play kazoo" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Johnny says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a kazoo
Floyd | a torch (providing light)
Floyd | a t-shirt (being worn)
Floyd | jeans (being worn)
Floyd | tennis shoes (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "burn kazoo" | ||
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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DavidW says (to Floyd), "burn evil dude" | ||
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Johnny says (to Floyd), "throw torch at evil dude" | ||
Floyd | You lack the nerve when it comes to the crucial moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "scream" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||
Floyd | Your singing is abominable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask evil dude about life" | ||
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "play kill song on kazoo" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Johnny says (to Floyd), "search jeans" | ||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Roger says (to floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "evil dude, hello" | ||
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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DavidW says (to Floyd), "close book" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Roger says (to floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Binder says (to Floyd), "run away" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "talk to evil dude" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "play kazoo" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Johnny says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||
Floyd | Your singing is abominable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to evil dude" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "blow on kazoo" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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DavidW says (to Floyd), "x kazoo" | ||
Floyd | It reads "The kazoo of destiny or something" on the side of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You figure that you can probably play some pretty sick-ass songs on it
Floyd | like tunes originally whistled by a horror writer or mary had a little
Floyd | lamb or something
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "get coffee" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Oh, wait." | |
Binder says, "ha" | ||
Tale asks, "maybe we can kill something else with the kill song?" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Yeah, brb. There's a lull in the coffee line." | ||
Binder says, "It's undirectable, I thought." | ||
DavidW says, "The kill song is undirectable, yeah." | ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "play some sick-ass songs" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "Oh, the kill song DOES work, it just kills US when we play it." | |
Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||
inky says, "it might be a thing where we have to use a song from another book here or something" | ||
Binder says, "Maybe that's the problem, we're irritating the evil dude." | ||
inky says, "but I don't know how we'd know that" | ||
DavidW asks, "so give kazoo to evil dude and let HIM play it?" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | You can see an Evil dude here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Binder says (to Floyd), "x battlefield" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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DavidW says (to Floyd), "give kazoo to dude" | ||
Floyd | The Evil dude doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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DavidW says (to Floyd), "teabag dude" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says (to DW), "For the record, that was a good idea." | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "leave battlefield" | ||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Binder says (to Floyd), "leave" | ||
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "(The coffee line got long again before I could get into it, so I am still here.)" | |
Johnny says, "inky already tried giving the dude the kazoo." | ||
DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "The giving kazoo idea, I assume you meant" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Yes." | ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "take off shirt" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "So that he'd kill himself." | |
Roger asks, "Did we look at any of the other books?" | ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "take off t-shirt" | ||
Floyd | You take off the t-shirt.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "No. Looking at the firstbook moved us here." | |
DavidW says (to Roger), "no. We had no chance to." | ||
Johnny says, "My guess is each book is its own deal." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wake up" | ||
Floyd | The dreadful truth is, this is not a dream.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "Looking at the dude is fatal, playing the kill song is fatal, hm." | |
DavidW says, "Perhaps we opened the books in the wrong order and we're screwed. I have little confidence that this game is programmed robustly." | ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "x t-shirt" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the t-shirt.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Binder says (to Floyd), "close eyes" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "wave shirt" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Well, we could restart." | |
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Johnny says, "ha ha" | |
Jacqueline says, "We could relive the delightful opening text again, back before the game became frustrating." | ||
inky says, "hmm, I thought we could undo out of the book, but maybe not" | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "/duno" | ||
Floyd | Undefined command. | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | ||
Zach has disconnected. | ||
Zach has connected. | ||
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, ">CAKE" | |
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | | Binder says, "Well we've done a bunch of nonfatal stuff in here." | |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| inky says, "I guess so!" | |
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| inky says, "ok I give up" | |
Binder says, "> /undo back to the interesting part" | ||
Binder says, "I like the restart idea." | ||
DavidW says, "yeah, I'm okay with a restart" | ||
Johnny says (to inky), "The up is not interested!" | ||
Binder says, "Since we had achieved what seems like not very much" | ||
Jacqueline asks, "Anyone opposed to a restart?" | ||
Jacqueline counts to ten. | ||
Binder says (to Jacqueline), "Showoff." | ||
Jacqueline asks, "Whadido?" | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit? | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says (to Jacqueline), "You and your big numbers." | |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd | Are you sure you want to restart? | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "y" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Please note that this game might be a little silly. thank you.
Floyd |
Floyd | You are at your birthday party and your about to eat some cake and
Floyd | stuff
Floyd | The Kazooist
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Charlie Marcou
Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 130105 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is the kitchen. The living room is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a table (on which is a Pretty Cake) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder asks, "Did we see west before we caked before?" | |
Jacqueline says (to Binder), "I'll try to remember that that's a delicate area for you in the future." | ||
DavidW says, "no, I ate the cake immediately." | ||
Jacqueline says, "I'm getting in line. brb" | ||
Binder says (to Jacqueline), "Yeah, I can play a kazoo with my numbers." | ||
DavidW says, "But I bet our sister will eat the cake if we don't." | ||
DavidW says, "but fine, try west" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Living Room
Floyd | There is a kitchen to the east, your bedroom to the south, the
Floyd | cloakroom is west of this room and then the box room is northwards. And
Floyd | I almost forgot the front door is to the northwest and the office is
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a sofa and a lamp (providing light) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "uh wow there's lots of space" | |
inky says, "ha ha" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x sofa" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the sofa.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x lamp" | ||
Floyd | The lamp is currently switched on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Binder says (to Floyd), "turn lamp off" | ||
Floyd | You switch the lamp off.
Floyd |
Floyd | It is now pitch dark in here!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Binder says (to Floyd), "turn lamp on" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "bwa-ha-ha" | |
Binder says, "DANGIT" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | Darkness
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW asks, "This is so untested, isn't it?" | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | Living Room
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
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Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | Living Room
Floyd | There is a kitchen to the east, your bedroom to the south, the
Floyd | cloakroom is west of this room and then the box room is northwards. And
Floyd | I almost forgot the front door is to the northwest and the office is
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a sofa and a lamp (providing light) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "I wonder what a 'box room' is." | |
Binder exclaims, "Let's go see!" | ||
Johnny says, "Room for boxes." | ||
DavidW says (to Johnny), "Don't be boring." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Box Room
Floyd | The Utility room is down from here, while the attic is up....
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a cardboard box (closed) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Johnny says, "bwa-ha--ha" | |
Binder says, "Wow, a room just for one box, it must be pretty important." | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x box" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the cardboard box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "oh. maybe not." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open box" | ||
Floyd | You open the cardboard box, revealing a spare key and a flashlight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take box" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "Great! Now we can turn off that hated lamp." | |
Johnny says (to Floyd), "wear box" | ||
Floyd | You can't wear that!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x flashlight" | ||
Floyd | The flashlight is currently switched off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a cardboard box (open)
Floyd | a spare key
Floyd | a flashlight
Floyd | a t-shirt (being worn)
Floyd | jeans (being worn)
Floyd | tennis shoes (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | Box Room
Floyd | The Utility room is down from here, while the attic is up....
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder asks, "d?" | |
DavidW says, "With this box, I am the carrier of worlds." | ||
Binder asks (of DavidW), "A delivery boy?" | ||
DavidW says, "oh, attic please" | ||
Binder says, "ok, up is as good as down to me" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Darkness
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "light flashlight" | ||
Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on flashlight" | ||
Floyd | You switch the flashlight on.
Floyd |
Floyd | attic
Floyd | You can see a chest (closed) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "mmkay" | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "x chest" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the chest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "'light' means 'set aflame'" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open chest" | ||
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock chest with key" | ||
Floyd | (first taking the spare key)
Floyd | That doesn't seem to fit the lock.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "Well, then at least I said what I wanted to happen." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x key" | ||
Floyd | Its a spare key to the front door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW asks, "off to utility room?" | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a spare key
Floyd | a cardboard box (open)
Floyd | a flashlight (providing light)
Floyd | a t-shirt (being worn)
Floyd | jeans (being worn)
Floyd | tennis shoes (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "get chest" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "ok, now the utility room" | |
Allen has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Binder says, "it's not nailed down, QED, it is OURS" | |
DavidW says, "oh, take the sofa too, if we can." | ||
Binder exclaims, "OK!" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Box Room
Floyd | The Utility room is down from here, while the attic is up....
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "turn off flashlight" | ||
Floyd | You switch the flashlight off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | There is a kitchen to the east, your bedroom to the south, the | DavidW says, "and search it for change" | |
Floyd | cloakroom is west of this room and then the box room is northwards. And
Floyd | I almost forgot the front door is to the northwest and the office is
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a sofa and a lamp (providing light) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "get sofa" | ||
Floyd | That's fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "get lamp" | ||
Floyd | That's fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "hrmph" | |
DavidW says, "drat" | ||
Binder asks, "utility?" | ||
DavidW says, "please" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Box Room
Floyd | The Utility room is down from here, while the attic is up....
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Darkness
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "turn on flashlight" | ||
Floyd | You switch the flashlight on.
Floyd |
Floyd | Utility room
Floyd | This is the utility room, there isn't much to do here at the moment,
Floyd | theres a washer, a dryer and the fusebox. The bathroom is south of here
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x washer" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the Washer.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x dryer" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the dryer.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "look in washer" | ||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "look in dryer" | ||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x fusebox" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | Utility room
Floyd | This is the utility room, there isn't much to do here at the moment,
Floyd | theres a washer, a dryer and the fusebox. The bathroom is south of here
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "hm" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x the fusebox" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x fuse box" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the fuse box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "get washer" | ||
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "get dryer" | ||
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "So, I'm back, and I see that the first path we took through this game appeared to be a dead end." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open fuse box" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "look in fuse box" | ||
Floyd | That's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "get fuse box" | ||
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "we're not sure, but it wasn't promising success." | |
Zach says, "Yeah, we're playing the non-kazoo solution to Kazooist." | ||
Binder says, "This is the -ist part" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | Utility room
Floyd | This is the utility room, there isn't much to do here at the moment,
Floyd | theres a washer, a dryer and the fusebox. The bathroom is south of here
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW asks, "south?" | |
Binder says, "aye" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "wash clothes" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Bathroom
Floyd | You can see a mirror and a shower here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x mirror" | ||
Floyd | You are as good-looking as ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x shower" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the shower.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take shower" | ||
Floyd | You take off your clothes, jump into the shower, clean yourself exit
Floyd | and dry off feeling squeaky clean
Floyd |
Floyd | Bathroom
Floyd | You can see tennis shoes, jeans, a t-shirt, a mirror and a shower here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "woo, we're naked" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd | You feel squeaky clean
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "DANGIT" | |
DavidW says, "should we leave our clothes here>" | ||
Binder says, "ofc" | ||
Jacqueline says (to Binder), "Once again, I direct you to [LINK]" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a towel (being worn)
Floyd | a chest (closed and locked)
Floyd | a spare key
Floyd | a cardboard box (open)
Floyd | a flashlight (providing light)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "x mirror" | ||
Floyd | You feel squeaky clean
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "squeak" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "oh, we're not naked. We have towel." | |
Binder exclaims (at Jacqueline), "I've got it on continuous loop!" | ||
Jacqueline says, "hahahaha" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x towel" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the towel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under towel" | ||
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a towel (being worn)
Floyd | a chest (closed and locked)
Floyd | a spare key
Floyd | a cardboard box (open)
Floyd | a flashlight (providing light)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder asks, "Wait, is the flashlight still in the cardboard box?" | |
Binder says, "That's great, we've made a papercraft lantern." | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "close box" | ||
Floyd | You close the cardboard box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | Bathroom
Floyd | You can see tennis shoes, jeans, a t-shirt, a mirror and a shower here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "yes, we took the key, chest, box, and flashlight into the shower," | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a towel (being worn)
Floyd | a chest (closed and locked)
Floyd | a spare key
Floyd | a cardboard box (closed)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "open box" | ||
Floyd | You open the cardboard box, revealing a flashlight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Perhaps the box is a transmogrifier." | |
Binder says, "That would be cool." | ||
DavidW asks, "so the bathroom is lit and the utility room isn't lit?" | ||
DavidW asks, "Can we see the office next?" | ||
Jacqueline | [LINK] | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "close box" | ||
Floyd | You close the cardboard box.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "Sure." | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Darkness
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "open box" | ||
Floyd | You open the cardboard box, revealing a flashlight.
Floyd |
Floyd | Utility room
Floyd | This is the utility room, there isn't much to do here at the moment,
Floyd | theres a washer, a dryer and the fusebox. The bathroom is south of here
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Box Room
Floyd | The Utility room is down from here, while the attic is up....
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "No bedroom in this place." | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Living Room
Floyd | There is a kitchen to the east, your bedroom to the south, the
Floyd | cloakroom is west of this room and then the box room is northwards. And
Floyd | I almost forgot the front door is to the northwest and the office is
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a sofa and a lamp (providing light) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "sure ther eis" | |
Binder says, "south of here" | ||
Jacqueline says (to DW), "A person who lives on sugar needs no bed." | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Office
Floyd | You can see a computer here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "oh. I missed that exit." | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "turn off flashlight" | ||
Floyd | You switch the flashlight off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x computer" | ||
Floyd | Its a nice computer complete with 8GB of ram. The internet and only the
Floyd | internet is open because otherwise the whole computer runs slowly. Your
Floyd | dock consists of The internet and all of your favorite games like
Floyd | Skyrim, Minecraft and Portal. And then there is the application you
Floyd | play interactive fiction on. The page the internet is open to is
Floyd | kazoos.com, kazoobie kazoo's website.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x computer" | ||
Floyd | Its a nice computer complete with 8GB of ram. The internet and only the
Floyd | internet is open because otherwise the whole computer runs slowly. Your
Floyd | dock consists of The internet and all of your favorite games like
Floyd | Skyrim, Minecraft and Portal. And then there is the application you
Floyd | play interactive fiction on. The page the internet is open to is
Floyd | kazoos.com, kazoobie kazoo's website.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "oof timing" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read website" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x kazoos" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "play skyrim" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says (to inky), "oh, nice try with that." | |
inky says (to Floyd), "close internet" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "use computer" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "search internet" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "read kazoos.com" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x computer" | ||
Floyd | Its a nice computer complete with 8GB of ram. The internet and only the
Floyd | internet is open because otherwise the whole computer runs slowly. Your
Floyd | dock consists of The internet and all of your favorite games like
Floyd | Skyrim, Minecraft and Portal. And then there is the application you
Floyd | play interactive fiction on. The page the internet is open to is
Floyd | kazoos.com, kazoobie kazoo's website.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "play interactive fiction" | ||
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "install real OS" | ||
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says (to Binder), "Now now." | |
DavidW says, "incidentally, kazoos.com really is Kazoobie Kazoos." | ||
Jacqueline says, "huh" | ||
Jacqueline says, "also, yay" | ||
Zach says, "The problem is our computer has 8GB of ram but no CPU." | ||
Binder says, "So this is a simulation." | ||
Jacqueline says (to z), "heh" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "buy kazoo" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "This scenery isn't very chewy." | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | Office
Floyd | You can see a computer here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW asks, "Bedroom, next?" | |
Binder says, "Sure" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Living Room
Floyd | There is a kitchen to the east, your bedroom to the south, the
Floyd | cloakroom is west of this room and then the box room is northwards. And
Floyd | I almost forgot the front door is to the northwest and the office is
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a sofa and a lamp (providing light) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd | That's where your bedroom is and the only thing in there is your bed
Floyd | and you aren't particularly sleepy right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "or not" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search sofa" | ||
Floyd | There is nothing on the sofa.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder asks, "cloakroom?" | |
DavidW says, "oh, sure" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Darkness
Floyd | It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "turn on flashlight" | ||
Floyd | You switch the flashlight on.
Floyd |
Floyd | Cloakroom
Floyd | You can see a coat and a jacket here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "x coat" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the coat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Cloakroom of darkness..." | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "x jacket" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the jacket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "get all" | ||
Floyd | coat: Taken.
Floyd | jacket: Taken.
Floyd | flashlight: Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "yeah, probably" | |
inky says (to Floyd), "look in pocket" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "wear coat" | ||
Floyd | You put on the coat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "wear jacket" | ||
Floyd | You put on the jacket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a flashlight (providing light) Floyd | a jacket (being worn) | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | a coat (being worn) Floyd | a towel (being worn) Floyd | a chest (closed and locked) Floyd | a spare key Floyd | a cardboard box (open but empty) Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | Cloakroom Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "No room description at all." | |
Binder says, "The room is cloaked in mystery." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hook" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW asks, "So... does that leave the front door?" | |
Jacqueline asks, "What is it with you people and my forbidden cloakroom of mystery?" | ||
Binder says (to DavidW), "apparently" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Also, don't tell my cats there's a forbidden cloakroom of mystery, or they'll start trying to break into it." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Most likely at 3am while I'm trying to sleep." | ||
Binder says, "I've never managed to tell cats ANYTHING and believe me, I've tried." | ||
DavidW says, "Forbidden salmon." | ||
inky says, "I dunno, I've got our cats pretty well trained to walk around on our head around 6am every morning" | ||
Binder says, "I'm going to try the frontdoor." | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Living Room
Floyd | There is a kitchen to the east, your bedroom to the south, the
Floyd | cloakroom is west of this room and then the box room is northwards. And
Floyd | I almost forgot the front door is to the northwest and the office is
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a sofa and a lamp (providing light) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says (to Binder), "please" | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd | There isn't anything for you to do outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "Apparently we live in a void." | |
DavidW says, "ah. No mailbox of wonder." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the front door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says (to inky), "I didn" | |
Jacqueline says (to inky), "I didn't know you had cats." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd | It seems to be locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock door with key" | ||
Floyd | You unlock the front door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd | You open the front door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd | There isn't anything for you to do outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | Living Room
Floyd | There is a kitchen to the east, your bedroom to the south, the
Floyd | cloakroom is west of this room and then the box room is northwards. And
Floyd | I almost forgot the front door is to the northwest and the office is
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a sofa and a lamp (providing light) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close door" | ||
Floyd | You close the front door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "lock door" | ||
Floyd | What do you want to lock the front door with?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "key" | ||
Floyd | You lock the front door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| inky says, "they came with the wife" | |
Binder asks, "So it's a locked front door we can find a key to and then ... nothing?" | ||
Binder says (to inky), "That's a hell of a meowry." | ||
DavidW says, "I guess? There's still cake." | ||
inky says, "hee hee" | ||
Binder says, "Yeah, I mean in the house, there's a special key for this door which using does nada." | ||
Binder says, "There's ALWAYS cake. Unless it's a fiction." | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a flashlight (providing light)
Floyd | a jacket (being worn)
Floyd | a coat (being worn)
Floyd | a towel (being worn)
Floyd | a chest (closed and locked)
Floyd | a spare key
Floyd | a cardboard box (open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| inky says, "maybe we can use the key to unlock the door and the kazoo is just a fake-out" | |
Binder asks, "Did we want to reclaim our clothes before we diabeticoma?" | ||
DavidW says, "um. Save first." | ||
DavidW says, "but I'd like to be towelclad this time." | ||
Binder says, "OK by me." | ||
Binder says, "Victory should be naked." | ||
Binder asks, "Cake, then?" | ||
DavidW says, "yeah. save. Then cake" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "save game" | ||
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to save.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "save" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "cf1" | ||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is the kitchen. The living room is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a table (on which is a Pretty Cake) here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "get cake" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "x cake" | ||
Floyd | You see nothing special about the Pretty Cake.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "eat cake" | ||
Floyd | It's a piece of cake to eat a pretty cake
Floyd | Sugar.
Floyd | SUGAR.
Floyd | SUGAR!
Floyd |
Floyd | All of the sugar rushes to your head and its like your high on drugs
Floyd | or even higher on a mountain or something. I don't know. It was
Floyd | awesome. Exhilarating. And then 30 minutes later you crash as if you
Floyd | drank eleven five hour energies and came off it. The cake was
Floyd | extraordinary. And now you are asleep. Your mother kindly takes you to
Floyd | bed
Floyd |
Floyd | in your bed
Floyd |
Floyd | zzz
Floyd |
Floyd | zzz
Floyd |
Floyd | You awake in an unfamiliar place, and a tall bearded man in a robe is
Floyd | before you. You can't really make out his face-But you really like his
Floyd | beard-He speaks and says
Floyd |
Floyd | "You sir, have come of age and now need to learn the sacred art of
Floyd | being a kazoo master. A prophecy has predicted that you'll be a pretty
Floyd | cool dude one day and your training will begin now. Now navigate the
Floyd | tunnel maze."
Floyd |
Floyd | And then the man threw down some pellet that released smoke onto the
Floyd | ground, started coughing muttered something or other about his lungs
Floyd | being infernal contraptions and then disappeared with the smoke.
Floyd | (imagine dramatic accents on a kazoo right now).
Floyd |
Floyd | Cave Entrance
Floyd | It is candlelit here, It is too dangerous and unfamiliar to leave the
Floyd | cave, so the only way to go is northwards into the heart of the cave...
Floyd | There is a wooden door to the east of here... not something you would
Floyd | expect in a cave such as this, but okay...
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a torch here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a jacket (being worn)
Floyd | a coat (being worn)
Floyd | a towel (being worn)
Floyd | a chest (closed and locked)
Floyd | a spare key
Floyd | a cardboard box (open but empty)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "huh" | |
Binder says, "they took our flashlight" | ||
Jacqueline says, ";Jerks." | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "get torch" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "wow" | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd | Cave Entrance
Floyd | It is candlelit here, It is too dangerous and unfamiliar to leave the
Floyd | cave, so the only way to go is northwards into the heart of the cave...
Floyd | There is a wooden door to the east of here... not something you would
Floyd | expect in a cave such as this, but okay...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline asks (of DW), "Wow... what, specifically?" | |
DavidW says, "That the author removed the flashlight like that. It's at odds with everything else." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Hm, yeah" | ||
DavidW says, "It's as if not having the flashlight was important somehow." | ||
Johnny says (to DW), "I'm pretty sure the game came out exactly as the author intended." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Wel, we have a torch." | ||
Binder says, "Maybe they cheat by renaming the flashlight torch and move it to this place after we cake." | ||
DavidW asks, "Can we try getting the kazoo from the hole and opening the door here?" | ||
Binder says, "go for it." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Cave
Floyd | It's as dead end! The only way you could've gone is a dead end. Maybe
Floyd | you can find something interesting here. There is a mysterious hole in
Floyd | the ground and an interesting wall in this room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in hole" | ||
Floyd | In the hole is a kazoo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||
Floyd | After looking more closely at the wall you notice that there is a
Floyd | passage leading to the Northeast
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take kazoo" | ||
Floyd | You pick up the kazoo and you're like "sweet a kazoo!".
Floyd | You figure that you can probably play some pretty sick-ass songs on it
Floyd | like tunes originally whistled by horror writer Garth Marenghi or mary
Floyd | had a little lamb or something.
Floyd |
Floyd | After more careful examination you see that there is an inscription
Floyd | that reads "The kazoo of destiny or something" on the side of it. Also,
Floyd | come to think of it you notice that the kazoo kinda looks like the
Floyd | abnormal lock on the abnormal door in the cave entrance.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Cave Entrance
Floyd | It is candlelit here, It is too dangerous and unfamiliar to leave the
Floyd | cave, so the only way to go is northwards into the heart of the cave...
Floyd | There is a wooden door to the east of here... not something you would
Floyd | expect in a cave such as this, but okay...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unlock door with kazoo" | ||
Floyd | You unlock the wooden door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Maybe our imagination turned the flashlight into a torch because we've been listening to too much BBC radio or something." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd | You pull the door open and it reveals a room to the east
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Key Room
Floyd | You can see a slip of paper here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take paper" | ||
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it" | ||
Floyd | Base 3 is the coolest yo. 1020.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW asks, "Is that the dial code, then, in base 3?" | |
Binder says, "Seems like it might be that easy." | ||
DavidW asks, "so 99?" | ||
DavidW asks, "shall I go try it?" | ||
Binder says, "Sure." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Cave Entrance
Floyd | It is candlelit here, It is too dangerous and unfamiliar to leave the
Floyd | cave, so the only way to go is northwards into the heart of the cave...
Floyd | There is a wooden door to the east of here... not something you would
Floyd | expect in a cave such as this, but okay...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Jacqueline says, "Yes, please." | |
inky says, "33" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Cave
Floyd | It's as dead end! The only way you could've gone is a dead end. Maybe
Floyd | you can find something interesting here. There is a mysterious hole in
Floyd | the ground and an interesting wall in this room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd | You stumble through the crack in the wall and enter the more mysterious
Floyd | part of the cave
Floyd |
Floyd | Mysterious Cave
Floyd | It's pretty cool in this cave, it goes on in the four cardinal
Floyd | directions
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a Mysterious door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "set dial to 99" | ||
Floyd | No, you can't set that to anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spin dial to 99" | ||
Floyd | Click! and nothing else happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| olethros asks, "is this still kazooba?" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spin dial to 33" | ||
Floyd | The door swung open and revealed a room to the east
Floyd | >
| inky says, "is it ever" | |
olethros says, "oh my" | ||
olethros says, "just in time for the big reveal" | ||
DavidW says, "hm. I better review my base arithmetic skills, I guess." | ||
DavidW says, "how embarassing" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd |
Floyd | Library
Floyd | You are in a library with lots of books on songs you can play on your
Floyd | kazoo are located. To play them just say play the _____ song. The rest
Floyd | of the library is north, east and south of here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a Mysterious door, a dusty book, a shiny book and a cool
Floyd | book here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW says, "tada!" | |
Binder says, "Great." | ||
olethros asks, "again?" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "save" | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "cf2" | ||
Floyd | Enter saved game to store: Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Binder says, "There, now we've got Evil Dude Recourse." | |
olethros asks, "hadnt we entered this library from the sw/nw route?" | ||
Binder says, "Yes." | ||
DavidW says, "uh-huh" | ||
Binder says, "All roads lead to the library." | ||
olethros says, "so the door is useless? but we didnt see a door there did we/... oh .. maybe we did" | ||
Johnny says, "Yes." | ||
DavidW says, "yeah. I guess we assumed it was a second Mysterious door." | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "x cool" | ||
Floyd | There is a nice song about a buff baby. Its called the buff baby
Floyd | song... There is a nice song about a tropical island. Its called the
Floyd | tropical island song.... There is a song about a daddy who eats some
Floyd | fries. Its called the fries song.
Floyd |
Floyd | An evil dude, who kinda looks like Dr. Lucien Sanchez, popped out and
Floyd | is going to kill you!
Floyd |
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | You can see an Evil dude here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| olethros says, "ha ha" | |
inky says, "hunh, weird" | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "play the fries song" | ||
Floyd | It was soo sad that the evil dude gave up on trying to kill you
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You didn't die! ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 115 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
| Binder asks, "yay?" | |
inky says, "ha ha ha" | ||
Jacqueline says, "heh." | ||
Jacqueline sighs. | ||
Zach says, "The prophecy is fulfilled!" | ||
Binder says, "Waiter, this prophecy isn't very good." | ||
Jacqueline says, "snrk" | ||
DavidW asks, "um, Is that supposed to be a game ending? Seriously?" | ||
inky says, "good question" | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "play the buff baby song" | Jacqueline says, "That may be but one ending." | |
Floyd | It was soo sad that the evil dude gave up on trying to kill you
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You didn't die! ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 115 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
| inky says, "hmm" | |
Zach asks, "Try the other books?" | ||
Binder asks, "So cool book gives us sad songs?" | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "play the kill song" | ||
Floyd | It doesn't appear to have killed anything...
Floyd |
Floyd | The Evil dude pulls out a hammer and smashes your skull!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** You died, yo. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 115 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "/undo" | ||
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
inky says (to Floyd), "play the tropical island song" | ||
Floyd | It turned you into a lava man!
Floyd |
Floyd | Then you killed the evil dude and that mysterious man from earlier
Floyd | showed up and was all "you saved the world from the evil dude like in
Floyd | the prophecy. The kazoo cult is eternally grateful man."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 0, in 115 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
| inky says, "ha ha" | |
Binder says, "Now THAT'S an ending" | ||
olethros asks, "is this written by a jamaican?" | ||
DavidW says, "Pelee it again, Sam." | ||
Johnny says, "There's still the shiny book." | ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "restore" | Jacqueline says, "This game." | |
Binder says (to Floyd), "cf2" | ||
Floyd | Enter saved game to load: Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
Binder says (to Floyd), "read shiny" | ||
Floyd | The kill song doesn't work dog... by the time you read this its
Floyd | probably too late. its a prophecy. I think...
Floyd |
Floyd | An evil dude popped out and is going to kill you!
Floyd |
Floyd | BATTLEFIELD OF DOOM
Floyd | You can see an Evil dude here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Johnny says, "heh" | |
olethros says (to Floyd), "run awaaaaaaaaay" | ||
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| DavidW asks, "what, the shiny book doesn't even give you a song?" | |
Jacqueline says, "Not very shiny." | ||
Binder says, "I hope the kazoo gives us alignment-vision and we're not just shallowly assuming that the dude is evil just because of how he looks." | ||
Binder says, "It gives us the TRUTH. The useless truth." | ||
DavidW says, "This is no Augmented Fourth." | ||
Johnny says, "If we'd had the sense to be attracted to shiny things, we'd have read it first." | ||
Jacqueline asks, "So, we good for today, or do we want to go one more?" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Also, my internet keeps freezing ever so slightly, so if I delay in replying, that is why." | ||
DavidW says, "I could play another, if it's as short as these ones were." | ||
Johnny says, "mmmmm, iced coffee" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Is And a Hippo New Year short? I'm thinking it probably is." | ||
DavidW says, "oh, I think on the name alone it must be short." | ||
Jacqueline says, "It's a ggg game." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Almost got carried away and called her gggg" | ||
DavidW says, "I can't remember offhand if I played it already or not." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Anyway, the others I uploaded are probably a bit longer to very long, so that's the one I'd suggest." | ||
Zach says, "Yeah, it's a short one." | ||
Jacqueline says, "I've started it, but not gotten far." | ||
Jacqueline says, "So yeah, let's play that." | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit? | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "y" | ||
Floyd | | ||
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask hipponewyear" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | 'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, the Floyd | only creature stirring was a hippo the size of a mouse. Floyd | Floyd | This year you're going to stay awake long enough to see Santa Claws. Floyd | You have set up a temporary nest in the living room closet, and it Floyd | just needs a few final touches. You intend to venture out to have a Floyd | snack and look at the tree one more time, and then you will go hide in Floyd | the closet and wait. Floyd | Floyd | And A Hippo New Year Floyd | an interactive holiday tale by Adri ("Erin Gigglecreek") Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 130210 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | If you are unfamiliar with Interactive Fiction, type HELP for a Floyd | quick introduction on how to play. Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | There is a tree here, decorated with ornaments and surrounded by piles Floyd | of presents. There is also a table off to one side. The closet is to Floyd | the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "I shall hang back until you've gotten as far as I got." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/2 Floyd | Floyd | > X TABLE Floyd | Floyd | There is a table off to one side, draped in a bright blue tablecloth. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/3 Floyd | Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying nothing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x snack" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/3 Floyd | Floyd | > X SNACK Floyd | Floyd | You can't see any such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tree" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/4 Floyd | Floyd | > X TREE Floyd | Floyd | It's a rather lovely Christmas tree, covered with rainbow lights, a Floyd | silver garland and colorful, shiny ornaments. There is a collection of Floyd | presents underneath the tree. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x presents" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/5 Floyd | Floyd | > X PRESENTS Floyd | Floyd | There are piles of presents surrounding the tree. There is one rather Floyd | tall pile of presents in a neat stack. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pile" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/6 Floyd | Floyd | > X PILE Floyd | Floyd | A pile of presents stacked neatly under the tree, with the largest Floyd | package on the bottom and the smallest at the top. Floyd | Floyd | > | olethros asks, "pillars of presents! Where is Samson?" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x largest package" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/7 Floyd | Floyd | > X LARGEST PACKAGE Floyd | Floyd | This present is wrapped in shiny blue paper, tied with a big red bow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read it" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/8 Floyd | Floyd | > READ IT Floyd | Floyd | This present is wrapped in shiny green paper, tied with a big yellow Floyd | bow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x largest package" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/9 Floyd | Floyd | > X LARGEST PACKAGE Floyd | Floyd | This present is wrapped in shiny green paper, tied with a big blue Floyd | bow. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hmmm. Inconsistency there." | |
Jacqueline says, "Random, methinks." | ||
DavidW says, "uh-huh" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/10 Floyd | Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | You are a very fine specimen of Hippopotamus domestica. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "oh. We are a literal hippo, eh?" | |
Jacqueline says, "This was written for that secret santa game exchange thingy whateveritwascalled. We also played a zarf game from this." | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "about" | ||
Floyd ] Instructions Floyd ] Floyd ] N = Next Q = Quit Menu Floyd ] P = Previous ENTER = Select Floyd | > About "And A Hippo New Year" Floyd | How to Play Floyd | Hints Floyd | Walkthrough Floyd | Credits | ||
Jacqueline presses the yellow enter button. | ||
Floyd ] About "And A Hippo New Year" Floyd | "And A Hippo New Year" was created for Yuletide 2012, an annual Floyd | fanfiction exchange. It is based in the world of the House Hippo, a Floyd | PSA by the Concerned Children's Advertisers. Floyd | Floyd | The author can be contacted at <genericgeekgirl@gmail.com>. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Please press SPACE to continue. | Jacqueline says, "That's it. Yuletide." | |
inky says, "hmm" | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "q" | ||
Floyd ] About "And A Hippo New Year" | inky asks, "someone requested fanfic about a hippo?" | |
inky says, "oh ah" | ||
DavidW says, "unless there's a kitchen in an unmentioned direction, I suppose we just go into the closet." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ornaments" | ||
Floyd ] About "And A Hippo New Year" | ||
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
Floyd ] Instructions Floyd ] Floyd ] N = Next Q = Quit Menu Floyd ] P = Previous ENTER = Select Floyd | > About "And A Hippo New Year" Floyd | How to Play Floyd | Hints Floyd | Walkthrough Floyd | Credits | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "q" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/10 Floyd | Living Room Floyd | There is a tree here, decorated with ornaments and surrounded by piles Floyd | of presents. There is also a table, about the same height as the stack Floyd | of presents under the tree. The closet is to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oops, sorry - thought I had us all the way out." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
| Zach says, "I think this was the inspiration | [LINK]" | |
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no need to explore the rest of the house.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x lights" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/12 Floyd | Floyd | > X LIGHTS Floyd | Floyd | The tree is covered with tiny rainbow lights. The string of lights Floyd | trails down from the lower branches to the power outlet. The wire is Floyd | emitting quite a bit of heat. Floyd | Floyd | You are feeling very thirsty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unplug lights" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/13 Floyd | Floyd | > UNPLUG LIGHTS Floyd | Floyd | If you do that, the pretty lights will go out! Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "I wonder if there's a water cooler in the closet. Or maybe we melt a snowman and drink its flesh." | |
DavidW asks, "se?" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Thank you, Zach. I hadn't seen that. Also, that is a super awesome PSA and one of my favorite things on YouTube ever now." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ornaments" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/14 Floyd | Floyd | > X ORNAMENTS Floyd | Floyd | The tree is adorned with colorful, mismatched ornaments, many of which Floyd | have been made by the small humans of the house. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "No gingerbread, no candy canes. Silly ornaments." | |
DavidW says, "oh. I've seen this video before." | ||
Zach says, "Well, the house hippo is endemic to Canada." | ||
zarf says, "'hippo... hippo...'" | ||
Jacqueline asks, "But I have to agree with the guy in the comments who is all, will anyone actually get this is a PSA, or will everyone just be focused on how they want to have a house hipp?" | ||
Jacqueline says, "er, hippo." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Because yeah, I want a house hippo now." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Particularly seeing as they can hold their own against cats." | ||
DavidW asks, "se?" | ||
olethros says, "house hippo hippo hippo" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Sure" | ||
DavidW says, "(I suspect the tree will catch fire, but we can't prevent that.)" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 0/15 Floyd | Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Inside the Closet Floyd | This is the closet where you will be spending the night. It is full of Floyd | things that you don't need to think about right now. Floyd | Floyd | You can see your nest and a mitten here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks (of olethros), "Is that from something, or is it just fun to say hippo hippo hippo?" | |
inky says (to Floyd), "x mitten" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 0/16 Floyd | Floyd | > X MITTEN Floyd | Floyd | It's a small mitten. It is sopping wet, and the mate is nowhere to be Floyd | seen. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "enter mitten" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 0/17 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER MITTEN Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "chew mitten" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 0/18 Floyd | Floyd | > CHEW MITTEN Floyd | Floyd | You give the mitten a lick. Bleh! That doesn't appear to be food. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x nest" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 0/19 Floyd | Floyd | > X NEST Floyd | Floyd | It is a warm, comfortable mass of dryer lint and bits of string. It's Floyd | not as nice as your nest in the bedroom closet, but it will do for Floyd | tonight. It's still looking a little sparse, though. Perhaps you could Floyd | find just one or two more items before you settle in for the night. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put mitten in nest" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 0/20 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT MITTEN IN NEST Floyd | Floyd | It's all wet! Maybe you can find a way to dry it first. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "oh. well, the wire was hot." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take mitten" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 0/21 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE MITTEN Floyd | Floyd | You pick up the wet mitten. Ick. Soggy mittens don't make good bedding Floyd | material. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/22 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | There is a tree here, decorated with ornaments and surrounded by piles Floyd | of presents. There is also a table, about the same height as the stack Floyd | of presents under the tree. The closet is to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put mitten on wire" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/23 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT MITTEN ON WIRE Floyd | Floyd | You lay the mitten across the string of lights where it nearly touches Floyd | the floor. Floyd | Floyd | You are feeling very thirsty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "suck mitten" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/24 Floyd | Floyd | > SUCK MITTEN Floyd | Floyd | Surely you can find a more sanitary source of water. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "heehee" | |
Jacqueline says, "That is because of me." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Adri was slightly weirded out that I thought that should be implemented." | ||
Jacqueline exclaims, "But I was trying to find something to drink!" | ||
DavidW says, "hm. I wonder what else can be used for nesting material." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open package" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/25 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN PACKAGE Floyd | Floyd | You pick out the prettiest present in the pile and tug on the ribbon Floyd | with your teeth. The ribbon slips ever so slightly, and you feel a Floyd | sudden burst of shame. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Maybe ribbons?" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take ribbon" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 0/26 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE RIBBON Floyd | Floyd | You pick out the prettiest present in the pile and tug on the ribbon Floyd | with your teeth. The ribbon slips ever so slightly, and you feel a Floyd | sudden burst of shame. Floyd | Floyd | The mitten starts to smoke. You'd better go get it before you burn Floyd | down the house. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take mitten" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 3/27 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE MITTEN Floyd | Floyd | You quickly retrieve the mitten. It is now dry, and warm to the touch. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by three points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline exclaims, "Woo!" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull ribbon" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 3/28 Floyd | Floyd | > PULL RIBBON Floyd | Floyd | You try with all your might, but it barely moves. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Nice one, David." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "bite ribbon" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 3/28 Floyd | Floyd | > BITE RIBBON Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 3/29 Floyd | Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Inside the Closet Floyd | This is the closet where you will be spending the night. It is full of Floyd | things that you don't need to think about right now. Floyd | Floyd | You can see your nest here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put mitten in nest" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 4/30 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT MITTEN IN NEST Floyd | Floyd | You put the mitten on the nest. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 4/30 Floyd | Floyd | > SCORE Floyd | Floyd | You have so far scored 4 out of a possible 15, in 30 turns. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/31 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | There is a tree here, decorated with ornaments and surrounded by piles Floyd | of presents. There is also a table, about the same height as the stack Floyd | of presents under the tree. The closet is to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search presents" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/32 Floyd | Floyd | > SEARCH PRESENTS Floyd | Floyd | You find nothing of interest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x prettiest present" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/33 Floyd | Floyd | > X PRETTIEST PRESENT Floyd | Floyd | This present is wrapped in shiny red paper, tied with a big yellow Floyd | bow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take bow" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/34 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE BOW Floyd | Floyd | You pick out the prettiest present in the pile and tug on the ribbon Floyd | with your teeth. The ribbon slips ever so slightly, and you feel a Floyd | sudden burst of shame. Floyd | Floyd | You are feeling very thirsty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push bow" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/35 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH BOW Floyd | Floyd | You try with all your might, but it barely moves. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "It's wrapped in amazing, color-changing chameleon paper." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bow" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/36 Floyd | Floyd | > X BOW Floyd | Floyd | It's a length of shiny green ribbon, tied into a fancy bow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "untie bow" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/36 Floyd | Floyd | > UNTIE BOW Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake bow" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/36 Floyd | Floyd | > SHAKE BOW Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shake present" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/36 Floyd | Floyd | > SHAKE PRESENT Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open present" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/37 Floyd | Floyd | > OPEN PRESENT Floyd | Floyd | You pick out the prettiest present in the pile and tug on the ribbon Floyd | with your teeth. The ribbon slips ever so slightly, and you feel a Floyd | sudden burst of shame. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "hm. Perhaps ribbon is not the answer." | |
Jacqueline says, "Maybe not." | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x tree" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/38 Floyd | Floyd | > X TREE Floyd | Floyd | It's a rather lovely Christmas tree, covered with rainbow lights, a Floyd | silver garland and colorful, shiny ornaments. There is a collection of Floyd | presents underneath the tree. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "x garland" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x garland" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/39 Floyd | Floyd | > X GARLAND Floyd | Floyd | The tree has been wrapped in a long strand of puffy blue garland. It Floyd | looks very soft. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Living Room 4/40 Floyd | Floyd | > X GARLAND Floyd | Floyd | The tree has been wrapped in a long strand of puffy blue garland. It Floyd | looks very soft. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "haha" | |
DavidW says, "ooh. want." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take garland" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 4/41 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE GARLAND Floyd | Floyd | You tug on a dangling bit of garland with your teeth. A piece breaks Floyd | off, about as long as you are. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "ooh - soft garland." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 4/42 Floyd | Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Inside the Closet Floyd | This is the closet where you will be spending the night. It is full of Floyd | things that you don't need to think about right now. Floyd | Floyd | You can see your nest (on which is a mitten) here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x garland" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 4/43 Floyd | Floyd | > X GARLAND Floyd | Floyd | It's a short length of blue garland, very soft to the touch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch it" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 4/44 Floyd | Floyd | > TOUCH IT Floyd | Floyd | The garland is extremely soft to the touch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell it" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 4/45 Floyd | Floyd | > SMELL IT Floyd | Floyd | You smell nothing unexpected. Floyd | Floyd | You are feeling very thirsty. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put it in nest" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 5/46 Floyd | Floyd | > PUT IT IN NEST Floyd | Floyd | You put the piece of garland on the nest. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 5/46 Floyd | Floyd | > SCORE Floyd | Floyd | You have so far scored 5 out of a possible 15, in 46 turns. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "now what?" | |
Jacqueline says, "Gosh. Only one-third of the way there." | ||
DavidW asks, "enter nest?" | ||
Jacqueline asks, "Well, we're thirsty still, aren't we?" | ||
DavidW says, "yes" | ||
Jacqueline says, "It mentioned wanting a snack." | ||
Jacqueline says, "The last time I played this I tried climbing the presents to get at the Santa snack, I think, but I don't think it worked." | ||
DavidW asks, "so, will the game let us explore more, now that we're thirsty and hungry?" | ||
Tale leaves, shouting : "Screw this! I've only got 14 hit points!" | ||
Tale has disconnected. | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw" | Jacqueline says, "I probably didn't approach it correctly." | |
Floyd ] Living Room 5/47 Floyd | Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | There is a tree here, decorated with ornaments and surrounded by piles Floyd | of presents. There is also a table, about the same height as the stack Floyd | of presents under the tree. The closet is to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb tree" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 5/48 Floyd | Floyd | > CLIMB TREE Floyd | Floyd | You briefly eye the tree, wondering how long it would take to climb Floyd | it. Maybe you'll try it tomorrow. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take tablecloth" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 5/49 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE TABLECLOTH Floyd | Floyd | You tug on the tablecloth with your teeth, but you can't quite pull it Floyd | off the table. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb it" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 5/50 Floyd | Floyd | > CLIMB IT Floyd | Floyd | You attempt to scale the tablecloth, gripping tightly with your teeth Floyd | and feet, but it's not an easy task. After just a few inches, you let Floyd | go and drop back down to the floor. Ouch! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 5/51 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | There is a tree here, decorated with ornaments and surrounded by piles Floyd | of presents. There is also a table, about the same height as the stack Floyd | of presents under the tree. The closet is to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "climb presents" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 5/52 Floyd | Floyd | > CLIMB PRESENTS Floyd | Floyd | You climb to the top of the presents. You seem to be about level with Floyd | the table, on which stands a glass of milk and a plate of cookies. The Floyd | pile starts to wobble, and you quickly make your way back down to Floyd | the... Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | There is a tree here, decorated with ornaments and surrounded by piles Floyd | of presents. There is also a table, about the same height as the stack Floyd | of presents under the tree. The closet is to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Oh - it did work." | |
Jacqueline says, "So much for my memory." | ||
DavidW says, "the idea of a mini hippo climbing the tablecloth is ultra cute." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Yes" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Oh, it didn't work." | ||
DavidW says, "ah, the table and pile being the same height -- shoulda remembered that." | ||
Jacqueline says, "We were close, but it is unstable." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push pile to table" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 5/53 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH PILE TO TABLE Floyd | Floyd | You push the bottom package with your head, being careful to prevent Floyd | the pile from falling over. It's hard work, but eventually you move Floyd | the entire stack over to the table. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb pile" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 5/54 Floyd | Floyd | > CLIMB PILE Floyd | Floyd | You scramble up the pile of presents onto the table top. Floyd | Floyd | High above the Living Room Floyd | You are standing on top of the table. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a plate of cookies and a glass of milk here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
Tale arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | DavidW says, "consume mass quantities" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat cookies" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 5/55 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT COOKIES Floyd | Floyd | Don't be greedy! You should save the rest of the cookies for Santa. Floyd | Floyd | Visions of raisins dance in your head. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat cookie" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/56 Floyd | Floyd | > EAT COOKIE Floyd | Floyd | You nibble hungrily at the cookie. Floyd | Floyd | You are feeling very thirsty. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by three points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "drink milk" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/57 Floyd | Floyd | > DRINK MILK Floyd | Floyd | Little known fact: house hippos are lactose intolerant. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW says, "ha" | |
Jacqueline says, "snrk" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/58 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | High above the Living Room Floyd | You are standing on top of the table. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a plate of cookies and a glass of milk here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Good going with pushing the pile. I never think of push." | |
DavidW says, "hm. Can't see anything else of the room here." | ||
inky says, "ha ha" | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "x tree" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/59 Floyd | Floyd | > X TREE Floyd | Floyd | It's a rather lovely Christmas tree, covered with rainbow lights, a Floyd | silver garland and colorful, shiny ornaments. There is a collection of Floyd | presents underneath the tree. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "If we can't drink the milk... hm." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/59 Floyd | Floyd | > SCORE Floyd | Floyd | You have so far scored 8 out of a possible 15, in 59 turns. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
Tale has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb tree" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/60 Floyd | Floyd | > CLIMB TREE Floyd | Floyd | You can't reach into the Living Room. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
Johnny says (to Floyd), "swim in milk" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/60 Floyd | Floyd | > SWIM IN MILK Floyd | Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to swim. Floyd | Floyd | > | * rockersuke has left the channel. | |
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "swim" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/61 Floyd | Floyd | > SWIM Floyd | Floyd | There is nothing to swim in. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "lick glass" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/62 Floyd | Floyd | > LICK GLASS Floyd | Floyd | You give the glass of milk a lick. Mmm. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "aw" | |
Jacqueline says, "Ooh - wonder if that was enough." | ||
DavidW says, "(I was hoping for lactose-free condensation.)" | ||
Jacqueline says, "yeah" | ||
DavidW says, "We got no points for it, so I suspect that was a default generic lick response." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tablecloth" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/63 Floyd | Floyd | > X TABLECLOTH Floyd | Floyd | The tablecloth is a lovely shade of blue, and it reaches down nearly Floyd | to the floor. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Mrm, yeah. Perhaps." | |
Zach says (to Floyd), "lick cookie" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/64 Floyd | Floyd | > LICK COOKIE Floyd | Floyd | You give the partially-eaten cookie a lick. Mmm. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Yeah" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "lick tablecloth" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/65 Floyd | Floyd | > LICK TABLECLOTH Floyd | Floyd | You give the tablecloth a lick. Bleh! That doesn't appear to be food. Floyd | Floyd | > | inky says, "ha ha" | |
Jacqueline says, "Lick is probably a synonym for taste and taste is probably separate from eat, but only edible things can be tasted." | ||
DavidW asks, "shall we at least try to enter our nest? See if we get a hint of what yet to do?" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Yeah" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/66 Floyd | Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | As you start back down the stack of presents, the cat of the house Floyd | pads into the room, the bell on its collar jingling softly. It Floyd | immediately takes notice of you. You freeze in fear. Floyd | Floyd | The cat hisses at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Go snuggle up, cute little hippo." | |
Jacqueline says, "Wait." | ||
Jacqueline says, "But... we are a HIPPO we can be MEAN that cat is NOTHING" | ||
DavidW says, "yeah, but cats are bigger than house hippos." | ||
Jacqueline says, "True." | ||
Gerynar arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "jump on cat" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/66 Floyd | Floyd | > JUMP ON CAT Floyd | Floyd | I only understood the first part of that. Floyd | You might try: >JUMP Floyd | Floyd | To stop these messages entirely, type NOVICE OFF. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cat" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/67 Floyd | Floyd | > X CAT Floyd | Floyd | It's an orange tabby cat. It is wearing a thin nylon collar with a Floyd | small gold bell that jingles when it walks. Floyd | Floyd | You are feeling very thirsty. Floyd | Floyd | The cat hisses at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
inky says (to Floyd), "roar" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/68 Floyd | Floyd | > ROAR Floyd | Floyd | You let out a loud roar. HIPPO! Floyd | Floyd | The cat cringes at the sound. Floyd | Floyd | The cat hisses at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "yay" | |
Jacqueline says, "Also, I think I have this thirst puzzle worked out." | ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/69 Floyd | Floyd | > DANCE Floyd | Floyd | You don a pink tutu and the tiniest pair of ballet slippers and Floyd | pirouette around the room. Floyd | Floyd | The cat hisses at you. Floyd | Floyd | > | DavidW asks, "oh?" | |
Jacqueline says, "Yeah. Clearly, we are meant to kill the cat and drink its blood." | ||
DavidW says (to Zach), "huh" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pour milk on cat" | ||
Floyd ] High above the Living Room 8/69 Floyd | Floyd | > POUR MILK ON CAT Floyd | Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push milk" | ||
Floyd ] Underneath the Table 10/70 Floyd | Floyd | > PUSH MILK Floyd | Floyd | The glass of milk goes crashing to the floor. A light goes on in the Floyd | hallway, and you quickly dash back down the pile of presents and hide Floyd | behind a table leg. Floyd | Floyd | One of the big humans of the house wanders sleepily into the room. The Floyd | cat looks up guiltily and slinks off towards the bedroom. She cleans Floyd | up the milk and broken glass, scolds the cat and goes back to bed. Floyd | Floyd | Underneath the Table Floyd | You are hiding underneath the table. There is a puddle of water here. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by two points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Tale says, "boo" | |
Jacqueline exclaims, "I was just about to do that!" | ||
Jacqueline says, "Nice one, D." | ||
DavidW says, "ooh, puddle" | ||
Jacqueline says, "HA! Take that, cat." | ||
Jacqueline asks, "What's this water from?" | ||
DavidW asks, "um.... boots?" | ||
DavidW says, "I dunno." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x puddle" | ||
Floyd ] Underneath the Table 10/71 Floyd | Floyd | > X PUDDLE Floyd | Floyd | One of the small humans must have brought in an icicle and left it Floyd | under the table. It has melted into a puddle of cold water. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "Also, I am shocked that my solution to the thirst puzzle was evidently wrong.</sarcasm?" | |
Jacqueline says, "er, >" | ||
DavidW says, "oh. kids' icicle." | ||
Tale arrives, full of fun and funk. | Jacqueline says, "Nice." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "drink water" | ||
Floyd ] Underneath the Table 13/72 Floyd | Floyd | > DRINK WATER Floyd | Floyd | You lap at the cold water and feel instantly refreshed. Floyd | Floyd | You are feeling very tired. Maybe you could just take a quick nap. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by three points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "w00" | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out" | ||
Floyd ] Living Room 13/73 Floyd | Floyd | > OUT Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Living Room Floyd | There is a tree here, decorated with ornaments and surrounded by piles Floyd | of presents. There is also a table, next to which is a neat stack of Floyd | presents, forming a staircase to the top. The closet is to the Floyd | southeast. Floyd | Floyd | You yawn loudly. It is getting late. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 13/74 Floyd | Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Inside the Closet Floyd | This is the closet where you will be spending the night. It is full of Floyd | things that you don't need to think about right now. Floyd | Floyd | You can see your nest (on which are a piece of garland and a mitten) Floyd | here. Floyd | Floyd | You yawn loudly. It is getting late. Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline asks, "We are going to fall asleep and not see Santa. Whatchawannabet?" | |
DavidW says, "no bet" | ||
Jacqueline says, "heh" | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter nest" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 13/75 Floyd | Floyd | > ENTER NEST Floyd | Floyd | You get onto the nest. Floyd | Floyd | On the nest you can see a piece of garland and a mitten. Floyd | Floyd | You yawn loudly. It is getting late. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yawn" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 13/76 Floyd | Floyd | > YAWN Floyd | Floyd | You yawn loudly. Floyd | Floyd | You are feeling very tired. Maybe you could just take a quick nap. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nap" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 13/76 Floyd | Floyd | > NAP Floyd | Floyd | You close your eyes, just for a moment... When you awaken, it is Floyd | daytime and there is a tiny wrapped present next to your nest. Oh Floyd | well. Maybe next year! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Happy Holidays! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 13 out of a possible 15, in 76 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, UNDO the last Floyd | command, or see the FULL score for that game? Floyd | > | olethros says, "hey that was it" | |
DavidW says, "oh. We missed 2 points." | ||
Jacqueline says, "For the record, when you typed >YAWN, I could help but yawn. Yawning is weird." | ||
Jacqueline asks, "But what was in our tiny present??" | ||
Gerynar yawns because of jacq's talking about yawning, which he agrees is weird | ||
Jacqueline says, "Hm." | ||
DavidW says, "I don't know what's in our present. I suppose that'll be in sequel." | ||
Jacqueline says, "LLTPs" | ||
DavidW says, "House Hippo II: Hippo Birdie Two Ewe." | ||
Jacqueline asks, "So, are we good for today, or, more likely, are you going to try to figure out the other two points?" | ||
DavidW says, "I dunno. Unless it's xyzzy or happy new year, not sure what it would be." | ||
Jacqueline says, "Well, we should try at least one of those." | ||
DavidW says, "okay." | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 13/76 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Inside the Closet Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Though given that this was written for someone unfamiliar with IF..." | |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 13/77 Floyd | Floyd | > XYZZY Floyd | Floyd | I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Floyd | Only a hippopotamus will do. Floyd | Floyd | You yawn loudly. It is getting late. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing" | ||
Floyd ] Inside the Closet 13/77 Floyd | Floyd | > SING Floyd | Floyd | You bellow out "mini cheddars!" a few times. Floyd | Floyd | You are feeling very tired. Maybe you could just take a quick nap. Floyd | Floyd | You close your eyes, just for a moment... When you awaken, it is Floyd | daytime and there is a tiny wrapped present next to your nest. Oh Floyd | well. Maybe next year! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Happy Holidays! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 13 out of a possible 15, in 77 turns. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, UNDO the last Floyd | command, or see the FULL score for that game? Floyd | > | Jacqueline says, "Yeah. Implemented, but no points." | |
Jacqueline says, "Oh, and the sleeping thing is on a timer." | ||
Jacqueline says, "huh" | ||
DavidW says, "I think I'm good stopping here." | ||
Jacqueline nods. | ||
Gerynar has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Jacqueline exclaims, "Thanks, David and the peeps who were here earlier!" | |
Zach says, "I'm trying to remember if there's anything for the nest we missed." | ||
olethros says, "it was good while it lasted" | ||
Zach says, "But I'm good too." | ||
Johnny says, "Leave something for the Transcript-only Floyders." | ||
Binder says, "that Hippo New Year thing looked fun." | ||
Jacqueline says, "It was cute, yeah. You should play it." | ||
Jacqueline exclaims, "And you should definitely watch the YouTube video!" | ||
Jacqueline says, "(Not the one I posted during The Kazooist, the one of the house hippo...)" | ||
Limax asks, "Was the hippo hungry?" | ||
Binder says, "Lest there be confusion." | ||
olethros has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Jacqueline says (to Binder), "Yeah. They're, um, not easily confused." | |
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