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Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. |
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NightFloyd Transcript:
Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. |
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ToyShop & Floyditorium
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#ClubFloyd Discussion
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| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, ok. I'm curious about In a Manor of Speaking." | ||
| McMartin says, "That's a fun one" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask inamanorofspeaking" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Wumpity, wumpity, wumpity. That's the sound of your bouncing bottom as Floyd | you struggle to guide your plane through the storms of the Bermuda Floyd | Triangle. Eventually, you crashland with a great wallop on an unknown Floyd | island below! The jolt throws both you and the bag you were Floyd | transporting out of your Sopwith Camel, giving you a good knock on the Floyd | noggin. Floyd | Floyd | You stand up, shake off the impact, pick up the bag addressed to Floyd | Handsome Manor, and set out to explore the mysterious (and hopefully Floyd | saucy) unknown. Floyd | Floyd | In a Manor of Speaking Floyd | A Punny Adventure by Hulk Handsome Floyd | Release 3 / Serial number 121017 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Type "ABOUT" for general information. For a location sensitive Floyd | clue, type "HINT". Floyd | Floyd | Great Planes Floyd | You're among the Great Planes of Calembour. Planes from all stages of Floyd | history and possibly the future surround you. A path winds through Floyd | them towards the south. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wooden sign and your Sopwith Camel here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "wumpitywumpwump wumpitywumpwump look at frosty go" | |
| Zach arrives, ready to play with the toys. | Johnny asks, "Do we read about, or are we reckless?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "about" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/2 Floyd | > Floyd | > ABOUT Floyd | Floyd | In a Manor of Speaking is a punny adventure set in the surreal world Floyd | of Calembour. Floyd | Floyd | Journey through the bizarre Outlands, the bustling streets of Floyd | Rudeville, and eventually find your way to the manor itself as you Floyd | save the land using the power of words! Floyd | Floyd | Here are some tips for inexperienced players: Floyd | Floyd | * Type "look" or "l" for a description of your current surroundings. Floyd | * Type "examine (or simply 'x') <name of something>" for a description Floyd | of the specified object or person. Floyd | * Type "get <name of object>" to pick up something. Floyd | * Type "go " to move, or simply type the first letter of Floyd | the desired direction. If you're moving diagonally, it's NE for Floyd | northeast and so on. Floyd | * Type "inventory" or just "i" to see what you're currently carrying. Floyd | * Want to chat to someone? Try asking them about something. For Floyd | example, "ask puppy about ball." Floyd | * Type "undo" to pretend you never made the previous command. Floyd | * Type "save" to... save and "restore" to... well, restore a Floyd | previously saved game! Floyd | * Type "hint" to recieve a location sensitive clue. Floyd | * Type "walkthrough" to display the entire solution to the game (but Floyd | try finishing the game without it first!) Floyd | * Type "credits" to list the names of people involved with the Floyd | creation of this work of interactive fiction. Floyd | Floyd | Take note! These are only the most basic commands used to interact Floyd | with the game world. There are plenty more to discover. If you think Floyd | an action should work, give it a try! Floyd | Floyd | Good luck! Floyd | Floyd | Hugs and kisses, Floyd | Floyd | Hulk Handsome Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Hey-o" | |
| Johnny says, "Hi Zach" | ||
| mwmiller says, "Hugs and kisses? How friendly." | ||
| Zach asks, "Have yous guys already played one game?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "There had better be an actual reason to ask the puppy about the ball, or I shall be sad." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Nope." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Just starting now." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Although for my future reference, go ahead and vote: [LINK]" | ||
| Zach says, "Ah, somebody was playing on Monday" | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "credits" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/3 Floyd | > Floyd | > CREDITS Floyd | Floyd | Conceived, designed, written and programmed by Hulk Handsome. Floyd | Floyd | Tested by the following attractive and intelligent people: Floyd | Floyd | Anna Anthropy Floyd | Daphny David Floyd | Josh Douglass-Molloy Floyd | Don Goldin Floyd | Ryan Herriman Floyd | Jason Love Floyd | Jeremy Penner Floyd | Andrew Schultz Floyd | Jonathan Voss Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/4 Floyd | > Floyd | > XYZZY Floyd | Floyd | How can you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed to one Floyd | side! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/5 Floyd | > Floyd | > XYZZY Floyd | Floyd | How can you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed to one Floyd | side! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x camel" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/6 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CAMEL Floyd | Floyd | It's your plane. It seems to have suffered a lot of damage during the Floyd | landing. Probably because it was more of a crash than it was a Floyd | landing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Ha. Ha. Ha." | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "read sign" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/7 Floyd | > Floyd | > READ SIGN Floyd | Floyd | The sign reads, "Welcome to Calembour! All are welcome here!" Well, Floyd | the sign would read that if the words weren't crossed out. Floyd | Beneath them, the phrase "All hail Count Dashing!" is crudely painted. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Dang, I was hoping would give more than one bad joke." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take sign" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/8 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE SIGN Floyd | Floyd | It's firmly rooted in the ground. Perhaps you should take it as a sign Floyd | to go exploring! Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says (to Zach), "We've only started!" | |
| Johnny says, "Heh." | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "take plane" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/9 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE PLANE Floyd | Floyd | There are far too many and they are far too large to lug around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "fly plane" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/9 Floyd | > Floyd | > FLY PLANE Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x plane" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/10 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PLANE Floyd | Floyd | You see planes from all stages of history, including a few that look Floyd | like they could either be experimental or from the future. This must Floyd | be where all the planes that enter the Bermuda Triangle end up... Floyd | including your very own! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "So apologetic!" | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Sopwith camel. Are we Snoopy?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/11 Floyd | > Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | A flock of wristwatches flaps across the sky. Time sure flies here! Floyd | Floyd | Sheesh, is it vain in here or is it just you? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/12 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bag" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/13 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BAG Floyd | Floyd | It's addressed to Lord Handsome. Below the address it says "DO NOT Floyd | OPEN" in large, very serious letters. Floyd | Floyd | It looks like something is moving inside it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Or sarcastic." | |
| Zach says, "I'm *so* sorry you don't know how to use verbs." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf38" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Great Planes 0/13 Floyd | > SAVEOk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl clears the save counter. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf1" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Great Planes 0/13 Floyd | > SAVEOk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open bag" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/13 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN BAG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** A voice cries "You fool! You let the cat out of the Floyd | bag!" before a feline indeed leaps out and scampers away like a cat Floyd | out of hell. Floyd | Floyd | ** You wonder how you're going to explain this to your boss before Floyd | realising it's not an issue since you're now stranded in Calembour. Floyd | You eventually forge a new life for yourself by setting up a business Floyd | that specialises in selling laces for left shoes. Floyd | Floyd | ** It seems curiousity didn't kill this cat. Instead, it killed your Floyd | chances of getting off this island! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 360, in 13 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of a thumbtack. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Eeeeeee." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/13 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Great Planes Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Mmmmmmmmmmright." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kick bag" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/14 Floyd | > Floyd | > KICK BAG Floyd | Floyd | You really don't want to act like such a chowderhead in Floyd | Calembour! Or anywhere, for that matter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "pet bag" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/14 Floyd | > Floyd | > PET BAG Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/15 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "enter plane" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/16 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER PLANE Floyd | Floyd | They're all a bit too mangled to enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Sheesh. Zach didn't vote for any of the same games anyone else did :D" | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "ask bag about calembor" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/16 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK BAG ABOUT CALEMBOR Floyd | Floyd | It's nice that you're so friendly, but it's only possible to do that Floyd | to something animate! Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "My secret voting technique is to vote for what I think will win." | |
| Zach says, "I don't think "Colder Light" is playable with Floyd." | ||
| Johnny says, "And I think ClubFloyd cracked Under the Bed." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Really? It was listed as Inform." | ||
| Zach says, "This one? | [LINK]" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I haven't really been keeping up with CF. I'll pare down the list later." | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "search sopwith" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/17 Floyd | > Floyd | > SEARCH SOPWITH Floyd | Floyd | It's pretty wrecked from the landing... you won't be getting in again Floyd | any time soon. Or any time ever, for that matter. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "It conflicts with ballroom :(" | |
| Zach says, "Maybe there's a z file in the archive." | ||
| mwmiller says, "ride camel" | ||
| mwmiller says, "Whoops..." | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "ride camel" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/17 Floyd | > Floyd | > RIDE CAMEL Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, I've played this. Hm. You'd think there *should* be a text-only option, but who knows." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/18 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Great Planes Floyd | You're among the Great Planes of Calembour. Planes from all stages of Floyd | history and possibly the future surround you. A path winds through Floyd | them towards the south. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a wooden sign and your Sopwith Camel here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "South?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Great Planes 0/18 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE ALL Floyd | Floyd | There are none at all available! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 0/19 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Crossroads Floyd | You are at a crossroads. The Great Planes are north, a bar is to the Floyd | east and paths continue to the south and west. Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads mumble morosely under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "I think you can base64 decode the blorb.js" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "mumble back" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 0/19 Floyd | > Floyd | > MUMBLE BACK Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "listen" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 0/20 Floyd | > Floyd | > LISTEN Floyd | Floyd | You can't hear much over the crossroads being... cross! Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads grouch grumpily under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "raise bar" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 20/21 Floyd | > Floyd | > RAISE BAR Floyd | Floyd | You pull the bar out of the ground. Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads snarl snarkily under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Yay, puns" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, that kind of bar." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "score" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 20/21 Floyd | > Floyd | > SCORE Floyd | Floyd | You have so far scored 20 out of a possible 360, in 21 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of a thumbtack. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x bar" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 20/22 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BAR Floyd | Floyd | A long, metal bar. One could also consider it a pole. Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads mumble morosely under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stomp crossroads" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 20/22 Floyd | > Floyd | > STOMP CROSSROADS Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "cross road" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 20/22 Floyd | > Floyd | > CROSS ROAD Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "talk to crossroads" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 20/23 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO CROSSROADS Floyd | Floyd | If you want to attempt conversation with someone (or something), try Floyd | asking them about something. For example, "ask puppy about ball." Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads mutter moodily under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask crossroads about bar" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 20/24 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK CROSSROADS ABOUT BAR Floyd | Floyd | They respond with various expletives that make it rather clear they're Floyd | not interested in conversation. Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads mutter moodily under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fuck" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 20/25 Floyd | > Floyd | > FUCK Floyd | Floyd | Now, now! There's no need for that! If you're becoming frustrated, Floyd | it's always possible to type "HINT" for a little help! Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads grouch grumpily under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl :) | |
| Zach says, "Oh my" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 20/26 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You can see nothing but a shimmering desert to the east! Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads mutter moodily under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 20/27 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Intersection Floyd | You arrive at an intersection that's less grumpy than the one you Floyd | encountered earlier. Paths lead north, south, east and wes... whoa, Floyd | hold up, there are totally some naked chicks here! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bar" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 20/28 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BAR Floyd | Floyd | A long, metal bar. One could also consider it a pole. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x chicks" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 20/29 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CHICKS Floyd | Floyd | These babes are incredibly cute! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "pet chicks" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 20/29 Floyd | > Floyd | > PET CHICKS Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take chicks" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 20/30 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE CHICKS Floyd | Floyd | Your attempts at picking up the chicks fail. They keep fluttering out Floyd | of your grasp! Floyd | Floyd | Hope you handle rejection well! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take chicks" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 20/31 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE CHICKS Floyd | Floyd | Your attempts at picking up the chicks fail. They keep fluttering out Floyd | of your grasp! Floyd | Floyd | Hope you handle rejection well! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "chirp" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 20/31 Floyd | > Floyd | > CHIRP Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "raise chicks as your own" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 20/31 Floyd | > Floyd | > RAISE CHICKS AS YOUR OWN Floyd | Floyd | Eh? Only the first bit of that sentence seemed to make sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Awww." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "raise" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 20/31 Floyd | > Floyd | > RAISE Floyd | Floyd | What do you want to raise? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "raise the roof" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 20/31 Floyd | > Floyd | > RAISE THE ROOF Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "ask chicks about bar" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 20/32 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK CHICKS ABOUT BAR Floyd | Floyd | They chirp happily in response. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach | Your partying lacks context | |
| mwmiller says, "Frustrating, but funny." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 20/33 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Car Park Floyd | You're standing in an empty car park. A path leads west while desert Floyd | extends in all other directions. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a tall sign and a pedestal here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read sign" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 20/34 Floyd | > Floyd | > READ SIGN Floyd | Floyd | It reads "Calembour Bar & Chill: Gateway to Rudeville." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pedestal" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 20/35 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PEDESTAL Floyd | Floyd | It's a pedestal slightly taller than you. A plaque is attatched to it, Floyd | and you can also see that there is a long, cylindrical groove along Floyd | the top. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x pedestal" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 20/36 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PEDESTAL Floyd | Floyd | It's a pedestal slightly taller than you. A plaque is attatched to it, Floyd | and you can also see that there is a long, cylindrical groove along Floyd | the top. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stand on pedestal" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 20/37 Floyd | > Floyd | > STAND ON PEDESTAL Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can stand on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read plaque" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 20/38 Floyd | > Floyd | > READ PLAQUE Floyd | Floyd | It appears to be made of bronze. It reads: "The gateway between the Floyd | Outlands and Rudeville has been sealed by the order of Count Dashing." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x groove" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 20/39 Floyd | > Floyd | > X GROOVE Floyd | Floyd | It's long and cylindrical. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put bar in groove" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 40/40 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT BAR IN GROOVE Floyd | Floyd | (the bar in groove) Floyd | The bar throbs and pulsates before rapidly bubbling and expanding into Floyd | the famous Calembour Bar & Chill! Floyd | Floyd | Talk about raising the bar! Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Woo!!!1" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dance dance dance" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 40/40 Floyd | > Floyd | > DANCE DANCE DANCE Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 40/40 Floyd | > Floyd | > DANCE Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "enter bar" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/41 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER BAR Floyd | Floyd | (the bar entrance) Floyd | Floyd | Calembour Bar & Chill Floyd | The crowd inside the bar cheers as soon as you enter! Many of the Floyd | patrons say they would offer you a drink for breaking Count Dashing's Floyd | seal, but apparently they've been trapped for so long that they're Floyd | near the end of their alcohol supply so have none to spare. They say Floyd | they hope you understand and return to their merriment, freeing you to Floyd | continue your adventure. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bartender and some bar patrons here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bartender" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/42 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BARTENDER Floyd | Floyd | He's looking rather dapper in a tuxedo. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x tuxedo" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/43 Floyd | > Floyd | > X TUXEDO Floyd | Floyd | What a dapper outfit! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take tuxedo" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/44 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE TUXEDO Floyd | Floyd | "Hey, you two at the back!" the bartender yells. "Stop throwing Floyd | tantrums at each other!" Floyd | Floyd | That would be more than a little rude! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask bartender about tuxedo" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/45 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK BARTENDER ABOUT TUXEDO Floyd | Floyd | "This thing? Oh, I use it to cover up my rude bits." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask bartender about rude bits" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/46 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK BARTENDER ABOUT RUDE BITS Floyd | Floyd | "Sorry, mate. Can't say I know much about that." Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Because they're always covered!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Hee" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask bartender about chicks" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/47 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK BARTENDER ABOUT CHICKS Floyd | Floyd | "Sorry, mate. Can't say I know much about that." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x patrons" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/48 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PATRONS Floyd | Floyd | They're drinking and being merry. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drink" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/48 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRINK Floyd | Floyd | (the bag) Floyd | Floyd | *** Run-time problem P7: Too many rulebooks in simultaneous use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "be merry" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/48 Floyd | > Floyd | > BE MERRY Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask patrons about chick" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/49 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK PATRONS ABOUT CHICK Floyd | Floyd | They're too busy consuming alcopops (icy poles made from alcohol and Floyd | shaped like beer bottles) and alcoholic ice cream among other things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask bartender about ice cream" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/50 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK BARTENDER ABOUT ICE CREAM Floyd | Floyd | "Sorry, mate. Can't say I know much about that." Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Alcoholic ice cream, that sounds like a futile endeavour." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/51 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Calembour Bar & Chill Floyd | This themed bar is designed to look like an ice cavern. Dim, blue Floyd | lights are coated with fake plastic ice and a low mist covers the Floyd | ground. It's actually quite warm. A door is to the west and a sign is Floyd | hanging on the south wall. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bartender and some bar patrons here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "read sign" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/52 Floyd | > Floyd | > READ SIGN Floyd | Floyd | It says EX T. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Aw nuts, the patrons didn't narrate themselves at us again." | |
| Zach says, "I guess we need an 'I'" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Pfft. I've been to a real ice bar. This is lame." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take bartender's eye" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/52 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE BARTENDER'S EYE Floyd | Floyd | Eh? Only the first bit of that sentence seemed to make sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "What." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x eye" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/52 Floyd | > Floyd | > X EYE Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x i" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/52 Floyd | > Floyd | > X I Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller asks, "Where's a Red Ryder BB gun when you really need one?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Vespers this is not." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/53 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | There's a solid wall blocking the exit! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x mist" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/54 Floyd | > Floyd | > X MIST Floyd | Floyd | This looks cool but is probably a pretty big safety hazard! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "breathe mist" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/54 Floyd | > Floyd | > BREATHE MIST Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x ice" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/55 Floyd | > Floyd | > X ICE Floyd | Floyd | (the fake plastic ice) Floyd | It certainly looks cool! Haha, get it? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "ex t" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/55 Floyd | > Floyd | > EX T Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take ice" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 40/56 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE ICE Floyd | Floyd | (the fake plastic ice) Floyd | Your gusto is admirable, but there are somethings that just can't be Floyd | moved. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Back to the intersection?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Ok" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 40/57 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Car Park Floyd | You're standing in an empty car park. A path leads west while the Floyd | famous Calembour Bar & Chill is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a tall sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 40/58 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Intersection Floyd | You arrive at an intersection with paths leading north, south, east Floyd | and wes... whoa, hold up, there are totally some naked chicks here! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] The Big Apple 40/59 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | The Big Apple Floyd | You're standing in the shadow of a gigantic apple. A path runs from Floyd | east to west. Floyd | Floyd | A gentleman, who is clearly a tourist, runs up to you! "Excuse me!", Floyd | he begins excitedly. "Could you take my picture, please?" Floyd | Floyd | You can see a tourist here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x apple" | ||
Floyd ] The Big Apple 40/60 Floyd | > Floyd | > X APPLE Floyd | Floyd | "Can you please take my picture, if it's not too much bother?" Floyd | Floyd | It looks a little rotten! But it's still impressively large. Some say Floyd | it's the greatest apple in the world. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take camera" | ||
Floyd ] The Big Apple 40/61
Floyd | >
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| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "take a picture" | ||
Floyd | > TAKE CAMERA Floyd | Floyd | That's more than just a little rude! Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] The Big Apple 60/62 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE A PICTURE Floyd | Floyd | "It's just I want people to know I visited The Big Apple and I want Floyd | proof! Taking a picture would be perfect! Picture perfect!" Floyd | Floyd | You take the tourist's picture and stuff it with the rest of your Floyd | belongings. Floyd | Floyd | "Thanks!" he says before returning his gaze to The Big Apple. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Mmmmmmmmmyup." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] The Big Apple 60/63 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | The Big Apple Floyd | You're standing in the shadow of a gigantic apple. A path runs from Floyd | east to west. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a tourist here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] The Big Apple 60/64 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a tourist's picture Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x picture" | ||
Floyd ] The Big Apple 60/65 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PICTURE Floyd | Floyd | It's a picture of the tourist you met earlier. It depicts him making a Floyd | peace sign while standing in front of The Big Apple. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x tourist" | ||
Floyd ] The Big Apple 60/66 Floyd | > Floyd | > X TOURIST Floyd | Floyd | He's wearing khaki shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. Also, a pith helmet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x helmet" | ||
Floyd ] The Big Apple 60/67 Floyd | > Floyd | > X HELMET Floyd | Floyd | You see nothing special about the pith helmet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask tourist about picture" | ||
Floyd ] The Big Apple 60/68 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK TOURIST ABOUT PICTURE Floyd | Floyd | "Thanks again!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask tourist about chicks" | ||
Floyd ] The Big Apple 60/69 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK TOURIST ABOUT CHICKS Floyd | Floyd | "I haven't learned anything about that during my exploratory Floyd | adventures, sorry!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "thank tourist" | ||
Floyd ] The Big Apple 60/69 Floyd | > Floyd | > THANK TOURIST Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "No manners" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/70 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Crime Scene Floyd | You walk onto what appears to be a film production set, complete with Floyd | cameras and lights pointing into a room missing a fourth wall. The set Floyd | appears to replicate a kitchen. A feeling of danger is in the air. Floyd | Paths lead east and northeast. Floyd | Floyd | "You did do it, Hooyoo! Don't try to deny it, you bombastic bovine! Floyd | Count Dashing told me everything!" You look towards the voice and find Floyd | two women arguing. Or rather, one, Yoohoo, is yelling and the other, Floyd | Hooyoo, is pleading for a return to sanity. Floyd | Floyd | After a few minutes of good hard bickering, Yoohoo notices you. "Aha! Floyd | An impartial witness! Please, help us sort out this matter and show Floyd | that I am correct! I know the proof will be around here somewhere!" A Floyd | rather annoyed Hooyoo instead insists that you prove that Yoohoo is, Floyd | in fact, incorrect. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an oven (closed), a closet (closed), a sink, cupboards Floyd | (closed), a table (on which is pudding), Yoohoo and Hooyoo here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pudding" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/71 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PUDDING Floyd | Floyd | It's a chocolate pudding. It looks delicious. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Pudding!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "feel danger" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/71 Floyd | > Floyd | > FEEL DANGER Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Yes, that was my first instinct as well" | |
| mwmiller says, "search pudding for proof" | ||
| Zach says, "This is clearly a crime of pudding" | ||
| mwmiller says, "argh" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open oven" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/71 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN OVEN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** A fireball explodes out of the oven and burns you to Floyd | a crisp. Floyd | Floyd | ** Shame, just when things were really starting to... cook! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 60 out of a possible 360, in 71 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of a thumbtack. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/71 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Crime Scene Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Whoops." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look in pudding" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/72 Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK IN PUDDING Floyd | Floyd | You dig around the pudding, destroying it in the process, and find the Floyd | proof hidden inside! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x proof" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/73 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PROOF Floyd | Floyd | Irrefutable evidence! Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Noooo! Our pudding!" | |
| Lionheart says, "Heh" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "open closet" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/73 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN CLOSET Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** A skeleton leaps out the closet, pulling you inside Floyd | and down to Hades where you spend eternity cleaning out lava lamps. Floyd | Floyd | ** Looks like it had a bone to pick with you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 60 out of a possible 360, in 73 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of a thumbtack. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/73 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Crime Scene Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Punny. Where is cyberskunk when you need him." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open cupboard" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/73 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN CUPBOARD Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Ten thousand pans fall from the cupboard, flattening Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | ** Things certainly didn't pan out for you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 60 out of a possible 360, in 73 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of a thumbtack. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/73 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Crime Scene Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x sink" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/74 Floyd | > Floyd | > X SINK Floyd | Floyd | It looks dangerously deep! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sink" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/74 Floyd | > Floyd | > SINK Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sink into sink" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/74 Floyd | > Floyd | > SINK INTO SINK Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enter sink" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/75 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER SINK Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can enter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put proof in sink" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/76 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT PROOF IN SINK Floyd | Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x proof" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/77 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PROOF Floyd | Floyd | Irrefutable evidence! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat pudding" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/77 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT PUDDING Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "turn on sink" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/78 Floyd | > Floyd | > TURN ON SINK Floyd | Floyd | That's not something you can switch. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Oh, we destroyed it." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Sad." | ||
| Johnny says, "And Limax would've liked that last death." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show proof to Yoohoo" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/79 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOW PROOF TO YOOHOO Floyd | Floyd | Yoohoo snatches the proof from you while hurling a smug storm towards Floyd | Hooyoo. She begins studying it when something unexpected happens! A Floyd | single tear appears on her face, accompanied by a trembling smile. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh Hooyoo! All this proves is the depths of your love for me!" They Floyd | both burst into tears of joy and embrace each other! Once they finish Floyd | cuddling, Hooyoo gives you a bear hug while thanking you for saving Floyd | their relationship before they wander off together, hand in hand. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x yoohoo" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/79 Floyd | > Floyd | > X YOOHOO Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Awwwwwwwww---*gag*" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "We got a hug, though." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/80 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a bear hug Floyd | a tourist's picture Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x hug" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/81 Floyd | > Floyd | > X HUG Floyd | Floyd | It's warm and fuzzy! Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller asks, "Hm. What if you undo back and show it to Hooyoo instead?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/80 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Crime Scene Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/79 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Crime Scene Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/79 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Crime Scene Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 60/78 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Crime Scene Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "show proof to hooyoo" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/79 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOW PROOF TO HOOYOO Floyd | Floyd | Yoohoo snatches the proof from you before you can hand it to Hooyoo. Floyd | She begins studying it when something unexpected happens! A single Floyd | tear appears on her face, accompanied by a trembling smile. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh Hooyoo! All this proves is the depths of your love for me!" They Floyd | both burst into tears of joy and embrace each other! Once they finish Floyd | cuddling, Hooyoo gives you a bear hug while thanking you for saving Floyd | their relationship before they wander off together, hand in hand. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Doesn't seem to matter." | |
| mwmiller says, "I'm sorry I asked." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/80 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Crime Scene Floyd | You walk onto what appears to be a film production set, complete with Floyd | cameras and lights pointing into a room missing a fourth wall. The set Floyd | appears to replicate a kitchen. A feeling of danger is in the air. Floyd | Paths lead east and northeast. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an oven (closed), a closet (closed), a sink, cupboards Floyd | (closed) and a table here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "look under table" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/81 Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK UNDER TABLE Floyd | Floyd | Searching that would reveal little. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x oven" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/82 Floyd | > Floyd | > X OVEN Floyd | Floyd | It looks like one of those old fashioned ovens from 50s sitcoms. It Floyd | looks dangerously hot. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x closet" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/83 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CLOSET Floyd | Floyd | It would appear completely normal if it weren't for the highly Floyd | suspicious rattling sound coming from within. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x cupboards" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/84 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CUPBOARDS Floyd | Floyd | Nondescript kitchen cupboards. They appear to be trembling a little, Floyd | as if there is some gigantic weight behind them. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Wow, so those deaths are totally telegraphed." | |
| mwmiller says, "There's some kind of 'everything but the kitchen sink' joke about the kitchen sink, I'm sure." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take sink" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/85 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE SINK Floyd | Floyd | Your gusto is admirable, but there are somethings that just can't be Floyd | moved. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "put everything in the kitchen sink" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/85 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT EVERYTHING IN THE KITCHEN SINK Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "take all but the kitchen sink" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/85 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE ALL BUT THE KITCHEN SINK Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "move heaven and earth" | ||
Floyd ] Crime Scene 80/85 Floyd | > Floyd | > MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller asks, "Okay, I give up. Shall we move on?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Cave Entrance 80/86 Floyd | > Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cave Entrance Floyd | You are standing outside the entrance to a cave. A very mopey aura Floyd | exudes from its innards. This feeling gets you rather down which, Floyd | quite frankly, is rather inconsiderate of the cave. No, don't make Floyd | excuses for it. It's selfish. Floyd | Floyd | The innards of the cave lie northwest. Paths also lead east and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller exclaims, "A maze of twisty little innards!" | |
| Johnny asks, "Didn't TAKE ALL get removed from Inform 7?" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "cave in cave" | ||
Floyd ] Cave Entrance 80/86 Floyd | > Floyd | > CAVE IN CAVE Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 80/87 Floyd | > Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Lair of Salazar Floyd | You have entered the lair of Salazar, the legendary hermit. He sits in Floyd | the middle of the cavern, looking like a gigantic pile of misery. Floyd | Drawings cover the walls. Floyd | Floyd | The exit is southeast. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a handkerchief and Salazar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x drawings" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 80/88 Floyd | > Floyd | > X DRAWINGS Floyd | Floyd | The walls are covered with frowny faces which appear to have been Floyd | drawn with a marker. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 80/89 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE ALL Floyd | Floyd | handkerchief: You edge closer to the handkerchief, revealing the words Floyd | "Count Dashing" clearly embroidered into it. Most likely, this is a Floyd | clue as to the owner. But why is it here? Floyd | Floyd | Suddenly, a gust of wind blows the hanky away and out of sight! It Floyd | seems even the cave needs to clear its nasal passages every now and Floyd | then. Thankfully, there wasn't any mucus. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x salazar" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 80/90 Floyd | > Floyd | > X SALAZAR Floyd | Floyd | The hermit beast of many legends, Salazar is a horned, blue skinned Floyd | creature about nine feet tall with a lonely, sad expression on his Floyd | face which is constantly flooded with tears. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "turn frown upside down" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 80/90 Floyd | > Floyd | > TURN FROWN UPSIDE DOWN Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take salazar" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 80/91 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE SALAZAR Floyd | Floyd | I don't suppose Salazar would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "love salazar" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 80/91 Floyd | > Floyd | > LOVE SALAZAR Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hug hermit" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 80/92 Floyd | > Floyd | > HUG HERMIT Floyd | Floyd | It doesn't feel like it's quite enough to change his mood! You need Floyd | something stronger. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "give salazar a bear hug" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 100/93 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE SALAZAR A BEAR HUG Floyd | Floyd | A smile finally cracks across the face of Salazar. He giggles a little Floyd | and hands you a magic marker, then sits back and sighs contentedly. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "SUPER HUG" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yay!!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x marker" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 100/94 Floyd | > Floyd | > X MARKER Floyd | Floyd | It's a magic marker. It says so right on the casing and why would it Floyd | lie to you? There's also a warning label. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x label" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 100/95 Floyd | > Floyd | > X LABEL Floyd | Floyd | It says to only use the marker on official magic marker surfaces. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "For the exit sign maybe?" | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "draw smile on wall" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 100/96 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW SMILE ON WALL Floyd | Floyd | Your art crumbles upon completion. Salazar shakes his head at you with Floyd | a gentle smile on his face. It appears the marker's magic is weak Floyd | inside this cave. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller exclaims, "Curses, foiled again!" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 100/97 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Lair of Salazar Floyd | You are in the lair of Salazar, the legendary hermit. He sits in the Floyd | middle of the cavern, looking like a poppy pile of bliss. Drawings Floyd | cover the walls. Floyd | Floyd | The exit is southeast. Floyd | Floyd | You can see Salazar here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask hermit about market" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 100/98 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK HERMIT ABOUT MARKET Floyd | Floyd | He makes a series of unintelligible mooping noises. It seems he Floyd | doesn't speak English. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "hug hermit" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 100/99 Floyd | > Floyd | > HUG HERMIT Floyd | Floyd | He seems perfectly content already! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x drawings" | ||
Floyd ] Lair of Salazar 100/100 Floyd | > Floyd | > X DRAWINGS Floyd | Floyd | The walls are covered with smiley faces which appear to have been Floyd | drawn with a marker. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller exclaims, "Mysterious!" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Cave Entrance 100/101 Floyd | > Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cave Entrance Floyd | You are standing outside the entrance of a cave. A very happy aura Floyd | exudes from its innards. You feel like you're cuddling a thousand Floyd | kittens by just standing here! Floyd | Floyd | The innards of the cave lie northwest. Paths also lead east and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 100/102 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Crossroads Floyd | You are at a crossroads. The Great Planes are north, an endless desert Floyd | is to the east and paths continue to the south and west. Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads mutter moodily under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Sooo many cave kittens" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 100/103 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Intersection Floyd | You arrive at an intersection with paths leading north, south, east Floyd | and wes... whoa, hold up, there are totally some naked chicks here! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 100/104 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a magic marker Floyd | a tourist's picture Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 100/105 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Car Park Floyd | You're standing in an empty car park. A path leads west while the Floyd | famous Calembour Bar & Chill is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a tall sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 100/106 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Calembour Bar & Chill Floyd | This themed bar is designed to look like an ice cavern. Dim, blue Floyd | lights are coated with fake plastic ice and a low mist covers the Floyd | ground. It's actually quite warm. A door is to the west and a sign is Floyd | hanging on the south wall. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bartender and some bar patrons here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "autograph picture" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 100/106 Floyd | > Floyd | > AUTOGRAPH PICTURE Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "draw i on sign" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 100/106 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW I ON SIGN Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your graffiti springs to life and wreaks havoc in Floyd | Calembour, killing dozens of people! You spend the rest of your Floyd | existence being hunted for committing homicidal vandalism, living life Floyd | on a lamb. Floyd | Floyd | ** Her name is Flossy. Floyd | Floyd | ** Looks like the writing is on the wall for you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 100 out of a possible 360, in 106 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a thumbtack. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 100/106 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Calembour Bar & Chill Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Eek" | |
| mwmiller says, "what" | ||
| genericgeekgirl takes away Zach's scribbling privileges. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x flossy" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 100/106 Floyd | > Floyd | > X FLOSSY Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Maybe it's the cat's name." | |
| mwmiller asks, "Hm. Jeff Minter shout-out?" | ||
| mwmiller exclaims, "No wait, I guess he spells it Flossie. Oh well. Carry on!" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x marker" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 100/107 Floyd | > Floyd | > X MARKER Floyd | Floyd | It's a magic marker. It says so right on the casing and why would it Floyd | lie to you? There's also a warning label. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x label" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 100/108 Floyd | > Floyd | > X LABEL Floyd | Floyd | It says to only use the marker on official magic marker surfaces. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat marker" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 100/109 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT MARKER Floyd | Floyd | Not everything is for putting in your mouth! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Lies." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 100/110 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Car Park Floyd | You're standing in an empty car park. A path leads west while the Floyd | famous Calembour Bar & Chill is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a tall sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Soooo I presume we're going to have to use it on a whiteboard or somesuchthing some time. Right then." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 100/111 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Intersection Floyd | You arrive at an intersection with paths leading north, south, east Floyd | and wes... whoa, hold up, there are totally some naked chicks here! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Road to Somewhere 100/112 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Road to Somewhere Floyd | You're on a road that runs north and south. Loud, abrasive noise is Floyd | coming from the southern path. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an eye patch here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take patch" | ||
Floyd ] Road to Somewhere 120/113 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE PATCH Floyd | Floyd | You pluck an eye from its stalk and tuck it away where it can't Floyd | make... eye contact. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x eye patch" | ||
Floyd ] Road to Somewhere 120/114 Floyd | > Floyd | > X EYE PATCH Floyd | Floyd | A small patch of eye balls, each sitting atop a long stalk. They Floyd | follow you with their collective gaze, blinking in unison. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "eeeagh" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat eye balls" | ||
Floyd ] Road to Somewhere 120/114 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT EYE BALLS Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller exclaims, "NOW we have an eye for the sign!" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "eat eye patch" | ||
Floyd ] Road to Somewhere 120/115 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT EYE PATCH Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the eye patch) Floyd | You already took one! There's no need to be a great greedy guts. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat eye patch" | ||
Floyd ] Road to Somewhere 120/116 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT EYE PATCH Floyd | Floyd | (first taking the eye patch) Floyd | You already took one! There's no need to be a great greedy guts. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Bah!" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 120/117 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Intersection Floyd | You arrive at an intersection with paths leading north, south, east Floyd | and wes... whoa, hold up, there are totally some naked chicks here! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 120/118 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Car Park Floyd | You're standing in an empty car park. A path leads west while the Floyd | famous Calembour Bar & Chill is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a tall sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 120/119 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Calembour Bar & Chill Floyd | This themed bar is designed to look like an ice cavern. Dim, blue Floyd | lights are coated with fake plastic ice and a low mist covers the Floyd | ground. It's actually quite warm. A door is to the west and a sign is Floyd | hanging on the south wall. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bartender and some bar patrons here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put eye on sign" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 140/120 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT EYE ON SIGN Floyd | Floyd | An eye for an I! The sign shines brightly for a moment before the wall Floyd | beneath it explodes, leaving a whopping great hole and rousing the Floyd | crowd to cheer once more! Floyd | Floyd | It was a bit over the top, really. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Poppycock Street 140/121 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | You walk through the hole in the wall and somehow find yourself in the Floyd | middle of the city known as Rudeville, the rudest place in existence! Floyd | Floyd | Poppycock Street Floyd | You're on Poppycock street, one of the many streets of Rudeville. It Floyd | curves from north to east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a very rude neon sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x sign" | ||
Floyd ] Poppycock Street 140/122 Floyd | > Floyd | > X SIGN Floyd | Floyd | It says "YOU STINK" in large, obnoxious letters. You swear it's trying Floyd | to flash its neon pink colour as condescendingly as it possibly can at Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach sobs | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "smell me" | ||
Floyd ] Poppycock Street 140/123 Floyd | > Floyd | > SMELL ME Floyd | Floyd | Ah, the sweet and sour smell of the city! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "smell sign" | ||
Floyd ] Poppycock Street 140/124 Floyd | > Floyd | > SMELL SIGN Floyd | Floyd | A pair of running shoes rushes past you. Floyd | Floyd | Ah, the sweet and sour smell of the city! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 140/125 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Titmouse Square Floyd | You're in Rudeville's bustling heart of activity, Titmouse Square. Floyd | Buildings climb high above you. Streets lead in all directions but Floyd | some are blocked by large crowds of ever so rude people. Floyd | Floyd | The western street leads to the Calembour Bar & Chill and the Floyd | Outlands. An alley is to the southeast and other unblocked streets Floyd | lead south, southwest and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "stink" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 140/125 Floyd | > Floyd | > STINK Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x people" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 140/126 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PEOPLE Floyd | Floyd | They look at you with a sneer fuelled with disgust. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "sneer" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 140/126 Floyd | > Floyd | > SNEER Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "All of them with one sneer? Talented people." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 140/127 Floyd | > Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | A young woman drinking a bottle of ketchup rushes past. Now that was Floyd | one saucy lady! Floyd | Floyd | Assassin Alley Floyd | You're standing in a fairly nondescript alley. Well, the face on the Floyd | southern wall is notable. Titmouse Square is northwest. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a brick wall here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x wall" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 140/128 Floyd | > Floyd | > X WALL Floyd | Floyd | It's a large brick wall, blocking your path! It has a face in the Floyd | centre, staring back at you, looking very grumpy indeed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x face" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 140/129 Floyd | > Floyd | > X FACE Floyd | Floyd | (the brick wall) Floyd | It's a large brick wall, blocking your path! It has a face in the Floyd | centre, staring back at you, looking very grumpy indeed. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "ask wall about wall" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 140/130 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK WALL ABOUT WALL Floyd | Floyd | A gentleman trips over his own foot! He quickly reattaches it to his Floyd | ankle while cursing whoever put his foot there, then continues on his Floyd | way. Floyd | Floyd | Before you even open your mouth, the brick wall booms "NO ONE GETS Floyd | THROUGH HERE, BY ORDER OF COUNT DASHING." An attempt to finish what Floyd | you were asking is met with the same response. Floyd | Floyd | Sheesh, it's like talking to a brick... oh. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "punch wall" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 140/131 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUNCH WALL Floyd | Floyd | You really don't want to act like such a chowderhead in Floyd | Calembour! Or anywhere, for that matter. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 140/132 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a magic marker Floyd | a tourist's picture Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf2" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Assassin Alley 140/132 Floyd | > SAVEOk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "draw on wall" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 140/132 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW ON WALL Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your graffiti springs to life and wreaks havoc in Floyd | Calembour, killing dozens of people! You spend the rest of your Floyd | existence being hunted for committing homicidal vandalism, living life Floyd | on a lamb. Floyd | Floyd | ** Her name is Flossy. Floyd | Floyd | ** Looks like the writing is on the wall for you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 140 out of a possible 360, in 132 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a thumbtack. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 140/132 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Assassin Alley Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "draw on picture" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 140/132 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW ON PICTURE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your graffiti springs to life and wreaks havoc in Floyd | Calembour, killing dozens of people! You spend the rest of your Floyd | existence being hunted for committing homicidal vandalism, living life Floyd | on a lamb. Floyd | Floyd | ** Her name is Flossy. Floyd | Floyd | ** Looks like the writing is on the wall for you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 140 out of a possible 360, in 132 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a thumbtack. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 140/132 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Assassin Alley Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Bleh." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 140/133 Floyd | > Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Titmouse Square Floyd | You're in Rudeville's bustling heart of activity, Titmouse Square. Floyd | Buildings climb high above you. Streets lead in all directions but Floyd | some are blocked by large crowds of ever so rude people. Floyd | Floyd | The western street leads to the Calembour Bar & Chill and the Floyd | Outlands. An alley is to the southeast and other unblocked streets Floyd | lead south, southwest and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/134 Floyd | > Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Booboo Boulevard Floyd | For some reason this road has two small mounds on it! Titmouse Square Floyd | is to the northeast and another street leads east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a poster and rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x poster" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/135 Floyd | > Floyd | > X POSTER Floyd | Floyd | It reads: "Gateway to the Outlands sealed by order of Count Dashing, Floyd | the world's biggest chowderhead. Floyd | Floyd | But don't tell him I called him that!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x mounds" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/136 Floyd | > Floyd | > X MOUNDS Floyd | Floyd | Almost identical, oval mounds sitting next to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "climb mounds" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/137 Floyd | > Floyd | > CLIMB MOUNDS Floyd | Floyd | The mounds are only here because they're aesthetically pleasing! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "enjoy mounds" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/137 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENJOY MOUNDS Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "appreciate mounds" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/137 Floyd | > Floyd | > APPRECIATE MOUNDS Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "mold mounds" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/137 Floyd | > Floyd | > MOLD MOUNDS Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "mould mounds" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/137 Floyd | > Floyd | > MOULD MOUNDS Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "mold minds" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "be a chowderhead" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/137 Floyd | > Floyd | > BE A CHOWDERHEAD Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "take mounds" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/138 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE MOUNDS Floyd | Floyd | The mounds are only here because they're aesthetically pleasing! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dig mounds" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/139 Floyd | > Floyd | > DIG MOUNDS Floyd | Floyd | The mounds are only here because they're aesthetically pleasing! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/140 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Booboo Boulevard Floyd | For some reason this road has two small mounds on it! Titmouse Square Floyd | is to the northeast and another street leads east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a poster and rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x rude people" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/141 Floyd | > Floyd | > X RUDE PEOPLE Floyd | Floyd | They look at you with a sneer fuelled with disgust. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take poster" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/142 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE POSTER Floyd | Floyd | It's stuck on the wall with superglue or something, I don't know! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "lick poster" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 140/143 Floyd | > Floyd | > LICK POSTER Floyd | Floyd | Not everything is for putting in your mouth! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 140/144 Floyd | > Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Titmouse Square Floyd | You're in Rudeville's bustling heart of activity, Titmouse Square. Floyd | Buildings climb high above you. Streets lead in all directions but Floyd | some are blocked by large crowds of ever so rude people. Floyd | Floyd | The western street leads to the Calembour Bar & Chill and the Floyd | Outlands. An alley is to the southeast and other unblocked streets Floyd | lead south, southwest and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Saturday Drive 140/145 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Saturday Drive Floyd | You casually walk onto the street when suddenly a group of people rush Floyd | past screaming, "Duck, duck!", throwing themselves to the ground! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "duck" | ||
Floyd ] Saturday Drive 160/146 Floyd | > Floyd | > DUCK Floyd | Floyd | You duck, narrowly missing getting knocked in the noggin by something Floyd | rocketing down from the sky! It crashes into the ground in front of Floyd | you. Floyd | Floyd | "Damn, that's the third time the stock market has crashed this Floyd | month!", says a particularly flabergasted business man as he gets up Floyd | and walks away, shaking his head in irritation. Floyd | Floyd | Predictably, no one bothers to help you up. Floyd | Floyd | Exits are north and west while a club is to the southeast. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take club" | ||
Floyd ] Saturday Drive 160/147 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE CLUB Floyd | Floyd | That joke's been done already! Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "heh" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 160/148 Floyd | > Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Got Wood? Floyd | You've walked into what appears to be a rather high class, yet empty Floyd | club. The exit is northwest. Floyd | Floyd | You can see some table dancers and an art dealer here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x table" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 160/149 Floyd | > Floyd | > X TABLE Floyd | Floyd | They're actual wooden tables dancing around on stage. Right now Floyd | they're performing the Time Warp. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x dealer" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 160/150 Floyd | > Floyd | > X DEALER Floyd | Floyd | He's wearing a top hat and monocle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "show picture to dealer" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 160/151 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOW PICTURE TO DEALER Floyd | Floyd | Good heavens, that looks astounding! Please hand it to me so I may Floyd | have a better look! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "time warp" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 160/151 Floyd | > Floyd | > TIME WARP Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "warp time" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 160/151 Floyd | > Floyd | > WARP TIME Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "jump to the left" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 160/151 Floyd | > Floyd | > JUMP TO THE LEFT Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "take a step to the left" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 160/151 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE A STEP TO THE LEFT Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Oh, I guess it is jump." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give picture to dealer" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 180/152 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE PICTURE TO DEALER Floyd | Floyd | His monocle pops off in astonishment! "A masterpiece! Surely worth a Floyd | thousand words!" He reaches for his wallet, pulls out a wad of words Floyd | and hands them over to you. "Now I'm afraid I really must dash! A Floyd | pleasure doing business with you!" He tips his hat at you then rushes Floyd | off with his new piece of art. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Jump to the left, step to the right." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "dance" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 180/152 Floyd | > Floyd | > DANCE Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller exclaims, "Dash? He must be Count Dashing!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "do the time warp again" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 180/152 Floyd | > Floyd | > DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Perhaps~" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x words" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 180/153 Floyd | > Floyd | > X WORDS Floyd | Floyd | This is quite a mouthful of words! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat words" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 180/154 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT WORDS Floyd | Floyd | Not everything is for putting in your mouth! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "But but.." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put foot in mouth" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 180/154 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT FOOT IN MOUTH Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Was there something to pick up after the stock market crashed?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 180/155 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a wad of words Floyd | a magic marker Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach has disconnected. | ||
| Zach has connected. | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "read wad" | ||
Floyd ] Got Wood? 180/156 Floyd | > Floyd | > READ WAD Floyd | Floyd | This is quite a mouthful of words! Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Dunno, go back out. I was disappointed there was no actual duck." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Saturday Drive 180/157 Floyd | > Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Saturday Drive Floyd | A typical Rudeville street. Titmouse Square is to the north and Floyd | another street leads west. A club is southeast. Floyd | Floyd | You can see some debris and rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says, "w" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Booboo Boulevard 180/158 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Booboo Boulevard Floyd | For some reason this road has two small mounds on it! Titmouse Square Floyd | is to the northeast and another street leads east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a poster and rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Saturday Drive 180/159 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Saturday Drive Floyd | A typical Rudeville street. Titmouse Square is to the north and Floyd | another street leads west. A club is southeast. Floyd | Floyd | You can see some debris and rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x debris" | ||
Floyd ] Saturday Drive 180/160 Floyd | > Floyd | > X DEBRIS Floyd | Floyd | It's the smoldering remains of the stock market. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "say words" | ||
Floyd ] Saturday Drive 180/161 Floyd | > Floyd | > SAY WORDS Floyd | Floyd | If you want to attempt conversation with someone (or something), try Floyd | asking them about something. For example, "ask puppy about ball." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take debris" | ||
Floyd ] Saturday Drive 180/162 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE DEBRIS Floyd | Floyd | There's far too much to lug around. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "search debris" | ||
Floyd ] Saturday Drive 180/163 Floyd | > Floyd | > SEARCH DEBRIS Floyd | Floyd | All you find are useless numbers and company listings. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 180/164 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Titmouse Square Floyd | You're in Rudeville's bustling heart of activity, Titmouse Square. Floyd | Buildings climb high above you. Streets lead in all directions but Floyd | some are blocked by large crowds of ever so rude people. Floyd | Floyd | The western street leads to the Calembour Bar & Chill and the Floyd | Outlands. An alley is to the southeast and other unblocked streets Floyd | lead south, southwest and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/165 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stumblebum Lane Floyd | A typical busy Rudeville street. Titmouse Square is to the south, Floyd | while Cumbersome Crescent is both northwest and northeast. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a kangarude and rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude mentions something about you having the same mental Floyd | capability as haggis. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x kangarude" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/166 Floyd | > Floyd | > X KANGARUDE Floyd | Floyd | Imagine a kangaroo. Now imagine it being incredibly rude. That's a Floyd | kangarude! Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude makes light of your hairstyle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "rue kangarude" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/166 Floyd | > Floyd | > RUE KANGARUDE Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x pouch" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/166 Floyd | > Floyd | > X POUCH Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Maybe we'll find a finger we can give to people." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/167 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a wad of words Floyd | a magic marker Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude makes a number of unsavoury comments regarding your Floyd | mother. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "chew wad" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/167 Floyd | > Floyd | > CHEW WAD Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "We didn't try flipping the birds, but I doubt it would work." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "box kangarude" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/167 Floyd | > Floyd | > BOX KANGARUDE Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/168 Floyd | > Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude bounces in your way! Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude suggests you take a long walk off a short pier. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "hug kangarude" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/169 Floyd | > Floyd | > HUG KANGARUDE Floyd | Floyd | But you just met the kangarude! Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude theorises you have mashed potato where a brain should Floyd | be. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "hug me" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/170 Floyd | > Floyd | > HUG ME Floyd | Floyd | Self-love is healthy, but now is not the time! Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude questions your dress sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "hug bag" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/170 Floyd | > Floyd | > HUG BAG Floyd | Floyd | It's nice that you're so friendly, but it's only possible to do that Floyd | to something animate! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Why you gotta be so mean, Kangarude? I just wanna be your friend." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/171 Floyd | > Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude bounces in your way! Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude theorises you have mashed potato where a brain should Floyd | be. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "SAVE" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "cf3" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/171 Floyd | > SAVEOk. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "draw on kangarude" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/171 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW ON KANGARUDE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your graffiti springs to life and wreaks havoc in Floyd | Calembour, killing dozens of people! You spend the rest of your Floyd | existence being hunted for committing homicidal vandalism, living life Floyd | on a lamb. Floyd | Floyd | ** Her name is Flossy. Floyd | Floyd | ** Looks like the writing is on the wall for you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 180 out of a possible 360, in 171 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a turkey baster. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/171 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Stumblebum Lane Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Nope." | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "stumble bum" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 180/171 Floyd | > Floyd | > STUMBLE BUM Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Hee. More matches for me saying nope than even lies." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "ilac" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 180/172 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Titmouse Square Floyd | You're in Rudeville's bustling heart of activity, Titmouse Square. Floyd | Buildings climb high above you. Streets lead in all directions but Floyd | some are blocked by large crowds of ever so rude people. Floyd | Floyd | The western street leads to the Calembour Bar & Chill and the Floyd | Outlands. An alley is to the southeast and other unblocked streets Floyd | lead south, southwest and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "At least we can escape that way" | |
| Zach says, "There's still a road to the south we haven't explored before the bar" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Poppycock Street 180/173 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Poppycock Street Floyd | You're on Poppycock street, one of the many streets of Rudeville. It Floyd | curves from north to east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a very rude neon sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 180/174 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Calembour Bar & Chill Floyd | This themed bar is designed to look like an ice cavern. Dim, blue Floyd | lights are coated with fake plastic ice, and a low mist covers the Floyd | ground. It's actually quite warm. A door is to the west and a giant Floyd | hole is in the south wall with an exit sign above it. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bartender and some bar patrons here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 180/175 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Car Park Floyd | You're standing in an empty car park. A path leads west while the Floyd | famous Calembour Bar & Chill is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a tall sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 180/176 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Intersection Floyd | You arrive at an intersection with paths leading north, south, east Floyd | and wes... whoa, hold up, there are totally some naked chicks here! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Road to Somewhere 180/177 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Road to Somewhere Floyd | You're on a road that runs north and south. Loud, abrasive noise is Floyd | coming from the southern path. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an eye patch here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 180/178 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Metal Concert Floyd | You stumble upon what appears to be a literal metal concert. A stage Floyd | levitating above you features a band banging pieces of metal together. Floyd | There are many metalheads rocking out below the stage. One is standing Floyd | near you. The crowd blocks all paths except to the north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a boulder and a metalhead here. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "boulder on" | |
| mwmiller says, "The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys." | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x boulder" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 180/179 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BOULDER Floyd | Floyd | It looks as heavy as the music sounds. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x metalhead" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 180/180 Floyd | > Floyd | > X METALHEAD Floyd | Floyd | He's sporting long unwashed hair and ragged old jeans. His entire head Floyd | appears to me made of metal, whereas his bare torso consists of flesh Floyd | with metal decoratively embedded into it. He is banging his head Floyd | against a boulder in time with the music. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x stage" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 180/181 Floyd | > Floyd | > X STAGE Floyd | Floyd | It appears to be held up in the sky by mounted rockets, the sound of Floyd | which is drowned out by the metal music. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "dash boulder" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 180/181 Floyd | > Floyd | > DASH BOULDER Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x band" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 180/182 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BAND Floyd | Floyd | A crowd surfer falls to the ground before returning to the back of the Floyd | crowd. Floyd | Floyd | It's hard to tell from this far back, but the musicians may in fact be Floyd | metallic robots. Watching them makes you feel like rocking out Floyd | yourself! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x crowd" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 180/183 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CROWD Floyd | Floyd | They're wild, crazy and out of control! Watching them makes you feel Floyd | like rocking out yourself! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "rock" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 180/183 Floyd | > Floyd | > ROCK Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "rock boulder" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 180/183 Floyd | > Floyd | > ROCK BOULDER Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "rock out" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 200/184 Floyd | > Floyd | > ROCK OUT Floyd | Floyd | You bang your head against the boulder, only to have a piece of your Floyd | brain drop to the ground! Hopefully it wasn't important. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take brain" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 220/185 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE BRAIN Floyd | Floyd | Taken. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x brain" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 220/186 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BRAIN Floyd | Floyd | It appears to be very thoughtful! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "put brain in head" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 220/187 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT BRAIN IN HEAD Floyd | Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "wear brain" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 220/188 Floyd | > Floyd | > WEAR BRAIN Floyd | Floyd | You can't wear that! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "eat brain" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 220/189 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT BRAIN Floyd | Floyd | Not everything is for putting in your mouth! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "But it's mine." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask brain about head" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 220/189 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK BRAIN ABOUT HEAD Floyd | Floyd | It's nice that you're so friendly, but it's only possible to do that Floyd | to something animate! Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "I question why brain came out and not chowder." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 220/190 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Metal Concert Floyd | You stumble upon what appears to be a literal metal concert. A stage Floyd | levitating above you features a band banging pieces of metal together. Floyd | There are many metalheads rocking out below the stage. One is standing Floyd | near you. The crowd blocks all paths except to the north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a boulder and a metalhead here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "push boulder" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 220/190 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUSH BOULDER Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You begin to roll the boulder forward, only for it to Floyd | slip from your fingers and roll backwards, flattening you. Floyd | Floyd | ** It's called rock and rolling, not boulder and rolling! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 220 out of a possible 360, in 190 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a doorknob. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 220/190 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Metal Concert Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "put words in brain" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put words in brain" | ||
Floyd ] Metal Concert 220/191 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT WORDS IN BRAIN Floyd | Floyd | That can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller exclaims, "Now we can give those Rudevillers a piece of our mind!" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n. n" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 220/193 Floyd | > Floyd | > N. N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Road to Somewhere Floyd | You're on a road that runs north and south. Loud, abrasive noise is Floyd | coming from the southern path. Floyd | Floyd | You can see an eye patch here. Floyd | Floyd | Intersection Floyd | You arrive at an intersection with paths leading north, south, east Floyd | and wes... whoa, hold up, there are totally some naked chicks here! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x chicks" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 220/194 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CHICKS Floyd | Floyd | These babes are incredibly cute! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "flip bird" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 220/194 Floyd | > Floyd | > FLIP BIRD Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "flip chick" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 220/194 Floyd | > Floyd | > FLIP CHICK Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "draw on chuck" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 220/194 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW ON CHUCK Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your graffiti springs to life and wreaks havoc in Floyd | Calembour, killing dozens of people! You spend the rest of your Floyd | existence being hunted for committing homicidal vandalism, living life Floyd | on a lamb. Floyd | Floyd | ** Her name is Flossy. Floyd | Floyd | ** Looks like the writing is on the wall for you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 220 out of a possible 360, in 194 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a doorknob. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 220/194 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Intersection Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open bag" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 220/194 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN BAG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** A voice cries "You fool! You let the cat out of the Floyd | bag!" before a feline indeed leaps out and scampers away like a cat Floyd | out of hell. Floyd | Floyd | ** You wonder how you're going to explain this to your boss before Floyd | realising it's not an issue since you're now stranded in Calembour. Floyd | You eventually forge a new life for yourself by setting up a business Floyd | that specialises in selling laces for left shoes. Floyd | Floyd | ** It seems curiousity didn't kill this cat. Instead, it killed your Floyd | chances of getting off this island! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 220 out of a possible 360, in 194 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a doorknob. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 220/194 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Intersection Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put chick in bag" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 220/195 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT CHICK IN BAG Floyd | Floyd | They seem happy enough just fluttering about. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "feed words to chick" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 220/196 Floyd | > Floyd | > FEED WORDS TO CHICK Floyd | Floyd | They seem to have no shortage of words already! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 220/197 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Car Park Floyd | You're standing in an empty car park. A path leads west while the Floyd | famous Calembour Bar & Chill is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a tall sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 220/198 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Calembour Bar & Chill Floyd | This themed bar is designed to look like an ice cavern. Dim, blue Floyd | lights are coated with fake plastic ice, and a low mist covers the Floyd | ground. It's actually quite warm. A door is to the west and a giant Floyd | hole is in the south wall with an exit sign above it. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bartender and some bar patrons here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Poppycock Street 220/199 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Poppycock Street Floyd | You're on Poppycock street, one of the many streets of Rudeville. It Floyd | curves from north to east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a very rude neon sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 220/200 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Titmouse Square Floyd | You're in Rudeville's bustling heart of activity, Titmouse Square. Floyd | Buildings climb high above you. Streets lead in all directions but Floyd | some are blocked by large crowds of ever so rude people. Floyd | Floyd | The western street leads to the Calembour Bar & Chill and the Floyd | Outlands. An alley is to the southeast and other unblocked streets Floyd | lead south, southwest and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Maybe we can have words with the cross roads?" | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "put eyes in brain" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 220/200 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT EYES IN BRAIN Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give brain to people" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 220/201 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE BRAIN TO PEOPLE Floyd | Floyd | There are just too many people! It would be a waste! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] Poppycock Street 220/202 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Poppycock Street Floyd | You're on Poppycock street, one of the many streets of Rudeville. It Floyd | curves from north to east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a very rude neon sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 220/203 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Calembour Bar & Chill Floyd | This themed bar is designed to look like an ice cavern. Dim, blue Floyd | lights are coated with fake plastic ice, and a low mist covers the Floyd | ground. It's actually quite warm. A door is to the west and a giant Floyd | hole is in the south wall with an exit sign above it. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bartender and some bar patrons here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w. w. n." | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/206 Floyd | > Floyd | > W. W. N. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Car Park Floyd | You're standing in an empty car park. A path leads west while the Floyd | famous Calembour Bar & Chill is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a tall sign here. Floyd | Floyd | Intersection Floyd | You arrive at an intersection with paths leading north, south, east Floyd | and wes... whoa, hold up, there are totally some naked chicks here! Floyd | Floyd | Crossroads Floyd | You are at a crossroads. The Great Planes are north, an endless desert Floyd | is to the east and paths continue to the south and west. Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads snarl snarkily under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "have words with crossroads" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/206 Floyd | > Floyd | > HAVE WORDS WITH CROSSROADS Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give words to crosswords" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/206 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE WORDS TO CROSSWORDS Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give words to crossroads" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/207 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE WORDS TO CROSSROADS Floyd | Floyd | They seem to have no shortage of words already! Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads mutter moodily under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl mutters. | |
| Zach says, "I was also thinking we need uncross the crossroads." | ||
| Johnny asks, "Has *any* surface advertised itself as markerable?" | ||
| Zach says, "Not that I've noticed" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "uncross road" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/207 Floyd | > Floyd | > UNCROSS ROAD Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "hug road" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/207 Floyd | > Floyd | > HUG ROAD Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Not magic enough." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "draw on me" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/207 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW ON ME Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your graffiti springs to life and wreaks havoc in Floyd | Calembour, killing dozens of people! You spend the rest of your Floyd | existence being hunted for committing homicidal vandalism, living life Floyd | on a lamb. Floyd | Floyd | ** Her name is Flossy. Floyd | Floyd | ** Looks like the writing is on the wall for you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 220 out of a possible 360, in 207 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a doorknob. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/207 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Crossroads Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "Maybe we need to cheer up the road so it isn't so cross?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "tickle rod" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/207 Floyd | > Floyd | > TICKLE ROD Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "tickle road" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/207 Floyd | > Floyd | > TICKLE ROAD Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "be rude" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/207 Floyd | > Floyd | > BE RUDE Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x words" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/208 Floyd | > Floyd | > X WORDS Floyd | Floyd | This is quite a mouthful of words! Floyd | Floyd | The crossroads grouch grumpily under your feet. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "have words" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/208 Floyd | > Floyd | > HAVE WORDS Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put words in road's mouth" | ||
Floyd ] Crossroads 220/208 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT WORDS IN ROAD'S MOUTH Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Intersection 220/209 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Intersection Floyd | You arrive at an intersection with paths leading north, south, east Floyd | and wes... whoa, hold up, there are totally some naked chicks here! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 220/210 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Car Park Floyd | You're standing in an empty car park. A path leads west while the Floyd | famous Calembour Bar & Chill is to the east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a tall sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Car Park 220/211 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | You can see nothing but a shimmering desert to the south! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Bar & Chill 220/212 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Calembour Bar & Chill Floyd | This themed bar is designed to look like an ice cavern. Dim, blue Floyd | lights are coated with fake plastic ice, and a low mist covers the Floyd | ground. It's actually quite warm. A door is to the west and a giant Floyd | hole is in the south wall with an exit sign above it. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bartender and some bar patrons here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | Johnny says, "Kangarude, kangarude, kangarude." | |
Floyd ] Poppycock Street 220/213 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Poppycock Street Floyd | You're on Poppycock street, one of the many streets of Rudeville. It Floyd | curves from north to east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a very rude neon sign here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 220/214 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Titmouse Square Floyd | You're in Rudeville's bustling heart of activity, Titmouse Square. Floyd | Buildings climb high above you. Streets lead in all directions but Floyd | some are blocked by large crowds of ever so rude people. Floyd | Floyd | The western street leads to the Calembour Bar & Chill and the Floyd | Outlands. An alley is to the southeast and other unblocked streets Floyd | lead south, southwest and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Saturday Drive 220/215 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Saturday Drive Floyd | A typical Rudeville street. Titmouse Square is to the north and Floyd | another street leads west. A club is southeast. Floyd | Floyd | You can see some debris and rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 220/216 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Titmouse Square Floyd | You're in Rudeville's bustling heart of activity, Titmouse Square. Floyd | Buildings climb high above you. Streets lead in all directions but Floyd | some are blocked by large crowds of ever so rude people. Floyd | Floyd | The western street leads to the Calembour Bar & Chill and the Floyd | Outlands. An alley is to the southeast and other unblocked streets Floyd | lead south, southwest and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 220/217 Floyd | > Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Assassin Alley Floyd | You're standing in a fairly nondescript alley. Well, the face on the Floyd | southern wall is notable. Titmouse Square is northwest. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a brick wall here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put words in wall" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 220/218 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT WORDS IN WALL Floyd | Floyd | He can't contain things. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 220/219 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | You smack against the brick wall. Wall done! Floyd | Floyd | "NO ONE GETS THROUGH HERE, BY ORDER OF COUNT DASHING," the wall booms. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give words to wall" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 220/220 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE WORDS TO WALL Floyd | Floyd | They seem to have no shortage of words already! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "put words in wall's mouth" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 220/220 Floyd | > Floyd | > PUT WORDS IN WALL'S MOUTH Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 220/221 Floyd | > Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Titmouse Square Floyd | You're in Rudeville's bustling heart of activity, Titmouse Square. Floyd | Buildings climb high above you. Streets lead in all directions but Floyd | some are blocked by large crowds of ever so rude people. Floyd | Floyd | The western street leads to the Calembour Bar & Chill and the Floyd | Outlands. An alley is to the southeast and other unblocked streets Floyd | lead south, southwest and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/222 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stumblebum Lane Floyd | A typical busy Rudeville street. Titmouse Square is to the south, Floyd | while Cumbersome Crescent is both northwest and northeast. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a kangarude and rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude makes light of your hairstyle. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks (of Johnny), "Do you have an idea for the kanga?" | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "give piece of mind to kangarude" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/223 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE PIECE OF MIND TO KANGARUDE Floyd | Floyd | Don't be a spoilsport! Say the phrase properly! Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude mentions something about you having the same mental Floyd | capability as haggis. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "give brain to kangarude" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/224 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE BRAIN TO KANGARUDE Floyd | Floyd | Don't be a spoilsport! Say the phrase properly! Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude makes a number of unsavoury comments regarding your Floyd | mother. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "give a piece of my mind to the kangarude" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/225 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE A PIECE OF MY MIND TO THE KANGARUDE Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude questions your dress sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/226 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude suggests you take a long walk off a short pier. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "give the kangarude a piece of my mind" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/227 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE THE KANGARUDE A PIECE OF MY MIND Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude makes a number of unsavoury comments regarding your Floyd | mother. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/228 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | a piece of your mind Floyd | a wad of words Floyd | a magic marker Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude makes light of your hairstyle. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "show kangarude a piece of my mind" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/228 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOW KANGARUDE A PIECE OF MY MIND Floyd | Floyd | Eh? Only the first bit of that sentence seemed to make sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "show mind to kangarude" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/229 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOW MIND TO KANGARUDE Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude is unimpressed. Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude mentions something about you having the same mental Floyd | capability as haggis. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "smell brain" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/230 Floyd | > Floyd | > SMELL BRAIN Floyd | Floyd | Ah, the sweet and sour smell of the city! Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude suggests you take a long walk off a short pier. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "give hima piece of my mind" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/230 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE HIMA PIECE OF MY MIND Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "give him a piece of my mind" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/231 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude theorises you have mashed potato where a brain should Floyd | be. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "aflkaflkjablkfja" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell spicy brain" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/231 Floyd | > Floyd | > SMELL SPICY BRAIN Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "show him a piece of my mind" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/231 Floyd | > Floyd | > SHOW HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND Floyd | Floyd | Eh? Only the first bit of that sentence seemed to make sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x peace of mind" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/231 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PEACE OF MIND Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x piece of mind" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/232 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PIECE OF MIND Floyd | Floyd | It appears to be very thoughtful! Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude questions your dress sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "give kangarude piece of mind" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 220/233 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE KANGARUDE PIECE OF MIND Floyd | Floyd | Don't be a spoilsport! Say the phrase properly! Floyd | Floyd | The kangarude questions your dress sense. Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl asks, "Hm?" | |
| mwmiller exclaims, "Phrasing it correctly doesn't get any response at all! Argh!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give kangarude a piece of my mind" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 240/234 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE KANGARUDE A PIECE OF MY MIND Floyd | Floyd | A shocked expression shatters his face before he scampers off with his Floyd | tail between his legs. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "What! Oh come on." | |
| mwmiller says, "Oh well, congratulations GGG you guessed the verb. :)" | ||
| mwmiller says, "Onward to the Crescent I guess." | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] West Cumbersome Crescent 240/235 Floyd | > Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | West Cumbersome Crescent Floyd | You're on Cumbersome Cresent, another Rudeville street! It continues Floyd | northeast and ends southeast. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a poster and rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "examine poster" | ||
Floyd ] West Cumbersome Crescent 240/236 Floyd | > Floyd | > EXAMINE POSTER Floyd | Floyd | The poster reads: "Repelled by the rude residents of Rudeville? Feel Floyd | you don't belong? Why not move to the Outlands, where no one belongs! Floyd | Floyd | Gateway through Calembour Bar & Chill." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Cumbersome Crescent 240/237 Floyd | > Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Cumbersome Crescent Floyd | You're still on Cumbersome Cresent! It continues southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a beggar and rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | The beggar mutters a few words to himself. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Ah, here we go with the words." | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Cumbersome Crescent 240/238 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | He's a gentleman wearing ragged clothes and sporting unkept hair. He's Floyd | muttering the same words again and again. Floyd | Floyd | The beggar mumbles a few words to himself. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "ask beggar about beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Cumbersome Crescent 240/239 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK BEGGAR ABOUT BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | "Dumpling... doorknob... turnip... bovine... malarky..." Floyd | Floyd | Clearly he is a man of few words! Floyd | Floyd | The beggar murmurs a few words to himself. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give words to beggar" | ||
Floyd ] Cumbersome Crescent 260/240 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE WORDS TO BEGGAR Floyd | Floyd | The beggar leaps up, filled with energy! "You possess my interminable Floyd | gratitude, my tantalizing emancipator! I was silenced by that Floyd | abhorrent chowderhead, Count Dashing! He discovered I harbored the Floyd | power to topple his wall in Assassin Alley! To reciprocate, I bestow Floyd | it unto you!" Floyd | Floyd | He hands over some words then gracefully patters out of sight. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Cumbersome Crescent 260/241 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | handful of words Floyd | a magic marker Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "We've traded words." | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x words" | ||
Floyd ] Cumbersome Crescent 260/242 Floyd | > Floyd | > X WORDS Floyd | Floyd | The words form the sentence "say the password". Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "say the password" | ||
Floyd ] Cumbersome Crescent 260/243 Floyd | > Floyd | > SAY THE PASSWORD Floyd | Floyd | Nothing happens. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Literally 'The password', no doubt." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Seems likely, yes." | ||
| mwmiller says, "To the wall, presumably." | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] East Cumbersome Crescent 260/244 Floyd | > Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | East Cumbersome Crescent Floyd | You're on Cumbersome Cresent, another Rudeville street! It continues Floyd | northwest and ends southwest. A side street is to the west. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a sign and rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "read sign" | ||
Floyd ] East Cumbersome Crescent 260/245 Floyd | > Floyd | > READ SIGN Floyd | Floyd | It's a "DEAD END" sign pointing west. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "We can check that out later, first off to the wall" | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Stumblebum Lane 260/246 Floyd | > Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Stumblebum Lane Floyd | A typical busy Rudeville street. Titmouse Square is to the south, Floyd | while Cumbersome Crescent is both northwest and northeast. Floyd | Floyd | You can see rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Titmouse Square 260/247 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Titmouse Square Floyd | You're in Rudeville's bustling heart of activity, Titmouse Square. Floyd | Buildings climb high above you. Streets lead in all directions but Floyd | some are blocked by large crowds of ever so rude people. Floyd | Floyd | The western street leads to the Calembour Bar & Chill and the Floyd | Outlands. An alley is to the southeast and other unblocked streets Floyd | lead south, southwest and north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see rude people here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 260/248 Floyd | > Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Assassin Alley Floyd | You're standing in a fairly nondescript alley. Well, the face on the Floyd | southern wall is notable. Titmouse Square is northwest. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a brick wall here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "say the password" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 280/249 Floyd | > Floyd | > SAY THE PASSWORD Floyd | Floyd | The brick wall turns into dust, revealing a door behind it! The face, Floyd | now naked without its wall, blushes in embarrassment and flaps away. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Ta-dah." | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "look" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 280/250 Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK Floyd | Floyd | Assassin Alley Floyd | You're standing in a fairly nondescript alley. Titmouse Square is Floyd | northwest and a door is to the south. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "examine door" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 280/251 Floyd | > Floyd | > EXAMINE DOOR Floyd | Floyd | It looks incredibly nonchalant. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "save" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "knock on door" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 280/251
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Johnny says, "d'oh" | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "knock on door" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 280/251 Floyd | > Floyd | > KNOCK ON DOOR Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "D'OH!" | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd ] Assassin Alley 280/252
Floyd | >
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| Zach says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd | > OPEN DOOR Floyd | Floyd | You open the nonchalant door in a very nonchalant manner. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] Assassin Alley 280/253 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN DOOR Floyd | Floyd | It's already open! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Calembour Dessert 280/254 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | You walk through the door which promptly slams shut and disappears Floyd | behind you. Floyd | Floyd | Calembour Dessert Floyd | You've landed in the middle of the Calembour Dessert. It extends in Floyd | every direction. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Yum." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "eat dessert" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 300/255 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT DESSERT Floyd | Floyd | Choo choo, next stop your thighs! You gorge yourself on the Floyd | surrounding dessert and look up to find yourself at... Floyd | Floyd | Handsome Manor Entrance Floyd | You are standing outside Handsome Manor, heavily fortified with a moat Floyd | surrounding it. The entrance is south and paths surrounded by flowers Floyd | run to the southeast and southwest. Floyd | Floyd | You can see flowers here. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller exclaims, "We must be near the end if it's time for dessert!" | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "x flowers" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 300/256 Floyd | > Floyd | > X FLOWERS Floyd | Floyd | Beautiful flowers surround the paths. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "smell flowers" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 300/257 Floyd | > Floyd | > SMELL FLOWERS Floyd | Floyd | There is a faint cinnamon aroma in the air. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "eat flowers" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 300/258 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT FLOWERS Floyd | Floyd | (first taking flowers) Floyd | And ruin this beautiful arrangement? That would be terrible! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "enter" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 300/259 Floyd | > Floyd | > ENTER Floyd | Floyd | You must supply a noun. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 300/260 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Handsome Manor Entrance Floyd | You are standing outside Handsome Manor, heavily fortified with a moat Floyd | surrounding it. The entrance is south and paths surrounded by flowers Floyd | run to the southeast and southwest. Floyd | Floyd | You can see flowers here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Eastern Path 300/261 Floyd | > Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Eastern Path Floyd | This path circles around Handsome Manor to the northwest and Floyd | southwest. The manor itself is to the west, surrounded by a moat. Floyd | Floyd | You can see flowers here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sw" | ||
Floyd ] Manor Rear 300/262 Floyd | > Floyd | > SW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Manor Rear Floyd | You're at the rear of Handsome Manor. Someone has drawn a big bottom Floyd | on the back wall. That's more than just a little cheeky! Floyd | Floyd | A path circles the manor to northeast and northwest, while another Floyd | path leads south. Floyd | Floyd | You can see flowers here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "spank wall" | ||
Floyd ] Manor Rear 300/262 Floyd | > Floyd | > SPANK WALL Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x bottom" | ||
Floyd ] Manor Rear 300/263 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BOTTOM Floyd | Floyd | It's well-toned. The manor must work out. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Manor Rear 300/264 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | handful of words Floyd | a magic marker Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Western Path 300/265 Floyd | > Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Western Path Floyd | This path circles around Handsome Manor to the northeast and Floyd | southeast. The manor itself is to the east, surrounded by a moat. Floyd | Floyd | You can see flowers here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ne" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 300/266 Floyd | > Floyd | > NE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Handsome Manor Entrance Floyd | You are standing outside Handsome Manor, heavily fortified with a moat Floyd | surrounding it. The entrance is south and paths surrounded by flowers Floyd | run to the southeast and southwest. Floyd | Floyd | You can see flowers here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 300/266 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You stride into the moat and are slowly nibbled to Floyd | death by hand-drawn alligators. Floyd | Floyd | ** Looks like you disagreed with something that ate you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 300 out of a possible 360, in 266 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a bathtub. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 300/266 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Handsome Manor Entrance Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "n" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 300/267 Floyd | > Floyd | > N Floyd | Floyd | And trample the beautiful flowers? That's downright unthinkable! So Floyd | stop thinking about it, right now! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 300/268 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Handsome Manor Entrance Floyd | You are standing outside Handsome Manor, heavily fortified with a moat Floyd | surrounding it. The entrance is south and paths surrounded by flowers Floyd | run to the southeast and southwest. Floyd | Floyd | You can see flowers here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "draw bridge" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Manor Entrance 320/269 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW BRIDGE Floyd | Floyd | A work of art! Truly the Citizen Kane of drawbridges! You can now Floyd | safely cross over the moat! Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/270 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Foyer Floyd | You're in the foyer of Handsome Manor. It is very handsome, indeed. In Floyd | a joke that you likely saw coming from miles away, many objects Floyd | populating the room are chatting to each other. Interestingly, most Floyd | doors appear to be boarded up except ones east, west and southeast. An Floyd | elaborate stairway leads up while another leads down. The exit is Floyd | north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a clock, a chandelier, a rug, a suit of armour, a Floyd | commemorative plate, a fireplace and a mounted fish here. Floyd | Floyd | "Chandelier, you're always just hanging around!" Floyd | "Well, I'm trying to learn how to swing dance!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x fish" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/271 Floyd | > Floyd | > X FISH Floyd | Floyd | It appears to be a mounted Red Herring. Floyd | Floyd | "Clock, you really need to get a doctor to check out that tick of Floyd | yours!" Floyd | "It's the tock I'm more worried about to be honest, Plate!" Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny asks (of Zach), "Are you getting enough bad jokes, Zach?" | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "suit of armor" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/271 Floyd | > Floyd | > SUIT OF ARMOR Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "suit of armour" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/271 Floyd | > Floyd | > SUIT OF ARMOUR Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x suit of armour" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/272 Floyd | > Floyd | > X SUIT OF ARMOUR Floyd | Floyd | What a cliché, predictable thing to have in a structure of this kind! Floyd | Floyd | "Anyone need a knight in shining armour?" Floyd | "You're missing the knight!" Floyd | "I'm not that shining either. Anyone seen the polish?" Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "I passed out from too many puns." | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x plate" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/273 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PLATE Floyd | Floyd | It seems to be depicting a scene from a famous episode of the Twilight Floyd | Zone. Floyd | Floyd | "Nice one, Fireplace! You're on a roll!" Floyd | "I'm not butter! I'd rather be on fire!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x fireplace" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/274 Floyd | > Floyd | > X FIREPLACE Floyd | Floyd | It's a fine stone fireplace. It's currently unlit. Floyd | Floyd | "I once caught a fish with my bear hands!" Floyd | "Quiet down, Rug, you're not even real bear skin!" Floyd | "My fist in your face will be real enough, good sir!" Floyd | "You don't have fists!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x rug" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/275 Floyd | > Floyd | > X RUG Floyd | Floyd | It's an (obviously very fake) bear skin rug. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x chandelier" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/276 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CHANDELIER Floyd | Floyd | It's an over-elaborate chandelier constructed from fake moose antlers. Floyd | It's swinging about with its chatter. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "light fireplace" | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x clock" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/277 Floyd | > Floyd | > LIGHT FIREPLACE Floyd | Floyd | This dangerous act would achieve little. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/278 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CLOCK Floyd | Floyd | It's a fine grandfather clock. It's currently displaying the time of Floyd | thirteen minutes past one. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "; e, w, se, stairs: u d, exit: n" | |
| jenrexrode arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | Johnny says, "Hi jen." | |
| jenrexrode says, "hi" | ||
| Johnny says, "I say we go work clockwise, but I'm open to counterclockwise." | ||
| mwmiller says, "I'm sure the clock knows what it's doing, sure." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Sure" | ||
| Johnny says, "bwahaha f east" | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/279 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You strut into the next room to find it's a kitchen. Before you even Floyd | get a chance to have a good look around, a stove angrily flaps its Floyd | door at you, calling you all sorts of nasty things before you retreat Floyd | back to the foyer. The clock laughs telling you not mind the oven... Floyd | he's just a little hot headed! Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "false narrativism" | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/280 Floyd | > Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Handsome Guest Room Floyd | You're in a rather dapper bedroom. The beautiful bed is by far the Floyd | most striking thing it contains. The exit is back to the northwest Floyd | while another door is east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bed, a mounted fish and a chest of drawers here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x bed" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/281 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BED Floyd | Floyd | "Hello there, gorgeous," the bed says saucily. "How would you like to Floyd | fluff my pillows?" Floyd | Floyd | It's a very comfortable and attractive looking bed! Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "how verb 'pillow talk'" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "fluff pillows" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/282 Floyd | > Floyd | > FLUFF PILLOWS Floyd | Floyd | You get onto the bed. Floyd | Floyd | The bed purrs. "Yes, that's perfect! Now... let's sleep together..." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "sleep" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/283 Floyd | > Floyd | > SLEEP Floyd | Floyd | You wake up sometime later. "Mmm, that was wonderful..." purrs the Floyd | bed. "Come back any time!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "talk to pillows" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/284 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO PILLOWS Floyd | Floyd | If you want to attempt conversation with someone (or something), try Floyd | asking them about something. For example, "ask puppy about ball." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "seduce pillows" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/285 Floyd | > Floyd | > SEDUCE PILLOWS Floyd | Floyd | Look, this isn't that kind of game! You'll just have to wait for Hulk Floyd | Handsome's upcoming title, "Latex Goddesses of Porkus: Beyond Pleasure Floyd | Dome!" Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "That was slightly distasteful." | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "naughty" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/285 Floyd | > Floyd | > NAUGHTY Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x fish" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/286 Floyd | > Floyd | > X FISH Floyd | Floyd | It appears to be a mounted Red Herring. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x chest" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/287 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CHEST Floyd | Floyd | It appears to be made of fine oak. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "open chest" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/288 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN CHEST Floyd | Floyd | You try to open the drawers, but they won't budge! Suddenly, a voice Floyd | emerges from it saying "Go 'way!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "go way" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/288 Floyd | > Floyd | > GO WAY Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/289 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Handsome Guest Room (on the bed) Floyd | You're in a rather dapper bedroom. The beautiful bed is by far the Floyd | most striking thing it contains. The exit is back to the northwest Floyd | while another door is east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bed, a mounted fish and a chest of drawers here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "go away" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/289 Floyd | > Floyd | > GO AWAY Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/290 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | A voice suddenly comes from the door! "Oi! Hands off my knob, Floyd | pervert!" Floyd | Floyd | Whoa, who turned up the awkward in here! Floyd | Floyd | (It was you. You turned up the awkward in here.) Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "knock on door" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/290 Floyd | > Floyd | > KNOCK ON DOOR Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "ask door about chest" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/291 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK DOOR ABOUT CHEST Floyd | Floyd | (the bathroom door about that) Floyd | "I'm locked! Stop wasting your time and rack off!" It keeps flapping Floyd | open and shut as it talks, but not long enough to slip past it. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "hmmmm" | |
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "ask chest about chest" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/292 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK CHEST ABOUT CHEST Floyd | Floyd | "Leave me alone! I don't talk to people!" He pauses. "Except just Floyd | then, when I told you that I don't do it." Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "I am bad at telling what is important in this game." | |
| mwmiller says, "So the bed is unnervingly friendly while all the other furniture is off-putting. Right." | ||
| Zach says (to Johnny), "Just the puns" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/293 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | "Knock it off! I'm locked!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/294 Floyd | > Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | (first getting off the bed) Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Foyer Floyd | You're in the foyer of Handsome Manor. It is very handsome, indeed. In Floyd | a joke that you likely saw coming from miles away, many objects Floyd | populating the room are chatting to each other. Interestingly, most Floyd | doors appear to be boarded up except ones east, west and southeast. An Floyd | elaborate stairway leads up while another leads down. The exit is Floyd | north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a clock, a chandelier, a rug, a suit of armour, a Floyd | commemorative plate, a fireplace and a mounted fish here. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/295 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Lounge Room Floyd | You have entered what appears to be a completely empty room. All you Floyd | can see is a door leading east and a lone couch sitting in the centre Floyd | of the room. Despite the sparse decor, it still manages to have a Floyd | handsome vibe to it. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a couch here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x couch" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/296 Floyd | > Floyd | > X COUCH Floyd | Floyd | It's a saucy red upholstered couch. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Saucy. Right." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "catch up with couch" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/296 Floyd | > Floyd | > CATCH UP WITH COUCH Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sit" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/297 Floyd | > Floyd | > SIT Floyd | Floyd | (on handful of words) Floyd | That's not something you can sit down on. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sit on couch" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/298 Floyd | > Floyd | > SIT ON COUCH Floyd | Floyd | You plop yourself on the couch only for it to speak, the shock making Floyd | you stand up! "Hullo there! I see you grew tired of the inane Floyd | ramblings in the other room! I must admit, though I prefer the quiet, Floyd | I do get a bit lonely in here sometimes. How about a little Floyd | conversation? Ask me anything!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask couch about handsome" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/299 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT HANDSOME Floyd | Floyd | "A dapper gentleman who has recently become a bit of a recluse. He has Floyd | locked himself behind a door upstairs, as if he's waiting for Floyd | something to free him from his misery. No one has heard him speak in Floyd | weeks! I wonder if he can still enjoy burritos..." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask couch about chest" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/300 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT CHEST Floyd | Floyd | "Hm, I don't know much about that! Sorry!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask couch about manor" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/301 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT MANOR Floyd | Floyd | "This is an ancient, enchanted manor! All the talking furniture Floyd | probably gave that away. It's owned by the mysterious yet majestic Floyd | Lord Handsome." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "ask couch about burritos" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/302 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT BURRITOS Floyd | Floyd | "There is only one thing I like more than burritos, and that's more Floyd | burritos!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask couch about ketchup" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/303 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT KETCHUP Floyd | Floyd | "Hm, I don't know much about that! Sorry!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "ask couch about dashing" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/304 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT DASHING Floyd | Floyd | "Boy howdy, is that guy ever a chowderhead! He's been causing nothing Floyd | but trouble!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/305 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Lounge Room Floyd | You have entered what appears to be a completely empty room. All you Floyd | can see is a door leading east and a lone couch sitting in the centre Floyd | of the room. Despite the sparse decor, it still manages to have a Floyd | handsome vibe to it. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a couch here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "ask couch about kangarude" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/306 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT KANGARUDE Floyd | Floyd | "Oh, you bumped into one of those nasty creatures? I hope you gave it Floyd | what for!" Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Hey, it's rude to call someone a chowderhead! Call him a tunahead instead." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask couch about wall" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/307 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT WALL Floyd | Floyd | "Hm, I don't know much about that! Sorry!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/308 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Foyer Floyd | You're in the foyer of Handsome Manor. It is very handsome, indeed. In Floyd | a joke that you likely saw coming from miles away, many objects Floyd | populating the room are chatting to each other. Interestingly, most Floyd | doors appear to be boarded up except ones east, west and southeast. An Floyd | elaborate stairway leads up while another leads down. The exit is Floyd | north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a clock, a chandelier, a rug, a suit of armour, a Floyd | commemorative plate, a fireplace and a mounted fish here. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/309 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You don't want to have to deal with that hothead! Besides, the smell Floyd | of herring coming from in there is rather overpowering. Has a very Floyd | reddy tinge to it. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "I guess we can't take the heat." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Whine cellar 320/310 Floyd | > Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Whine cellar Floyd | You're in a dark and dank cellar. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a rack, a whine barrel and a mounted fish here. Floyd | Floyd | "Cor, it's too bloomin' cold down 'ere!", the barrel complains. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x rack" | ||
Floyd ] Whine cellar 320/311 Floyd | > Floyd | > X RACK Floyd | Floyd | One can only assume this was once stored with either wine or bottled Floyd | whining. Tragically, it's currently empty. That's something to whine Floyd | about! Floyd | Floyd | The barrel whinges, "Blimey, it's dusty as 'eck down 'ere too!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Whine cellar 320/312 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BARREL Floyd | Floyd | It's a varnished oak barrel. A tap is on one end. Floyd | Floyd | "Chuffin' Nora, it's also bloomin' stinky down 'ere!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open tap" | ||
Floyd ] Whine cellar 320/313 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN TAP Floyd | Floyd | The barrel makes a slight groaning sound before a drop of wine Floyd | splashes onto the ground. "And another thing," the barrel begins, Floyd | "People keep waltzing in here and fondle my faucet like it's no big Floyd | thing! There's pratically nothing left in me now! Flamin' 'eck!" Floyd | Floyd | The barrel continues to have the whine of its life. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x fish" | ||
Floyd ] Whine cellar 320/314 Floyd | > Floyd | > X FISH Floyd | Floyd | It appears to be a mounted Red Herring. Floyd | Floyd | The barrel continues to have the whine of its life. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Whine cellar 320/315 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE BARREL Floyd | Floyd | I don't suppose the whine barrel would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | The barrel continues to have the whine of its life. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take fish" | ||
Floyd ] Whine cellar 320/316 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE FISH Floyd | Floyd | Your gusto is admirable, but there are somethings that just can't be Floyd | moved. Floyd | Floyd | The barrel continues to have the whine of its life. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open barrel" | ||
Floyd ] Whine cellar 320/317 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN BARREL Floyd | Floyd | He's not something you can open. Floyd | Floyd | The barrel continues to have the whine of its life. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/318 Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Foyer Floyd | You're in the foyer of Handsome Manor. It is very handsome, indeed. In Floyd | a joke that you likely saw coming from miles away, many objects Floyd | populating the room are chatting to each other. Interestingly, most Floyd | doors appear to be boarded up except ones east, west and southeast. An Floyd | elaborate stairway leads up while another leads down. The exit is Floyd | north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a clock, a chandelier, a rug, a suit of armour, a Floyd | commemorative plate, a fireplace and a mounted fish here. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 320/319 Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Hallway Floyd | A hallway. Paintings cover the walls. Stairs lead down while a very Floyd | stern looking door is at the south end. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "There sure are a lot of red herrings in this manor. HA HA HA HA HA" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x paintings" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 320/320 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PAINTINGS Floyd | Floyd | The paintings depict all sorts of sausages. Swojska, Milzwurst, Floyd | Szynkowa, Cervelat, Frankfurter... so many varieties! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 320/321 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | The door is firmly locked and shut. You won't be going that way for Floyd | now. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 320/322 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN DOOR Floyd | Floyd | It seems very intent on not opening! Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller asks, "Sausage paintings?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "knock on door" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 320/322 Floyd | > Floyd | > KNOCK ON DOOR Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x kielbasa" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 320/322 Floyd | > Floyd | > X KIELBASA Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "x cervelat" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 320/323 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CERVELAT Floyd | Floyd | Looks delicious! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "eat paintings" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 320/324 Floyd | > Floyd | > EAT PAINTINGS Floyd | Floyd | (first taking paintings) Floyd | The paintings seem to be firmly fixed to the wall! Looks like you Floyd | won't be getting your hands on that sausage. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller exclaims, "Not a sausage!" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look behind paintings" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 320/324 Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK BEHIND PAINTINGS Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 320/325 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | handful of words Floyd | a magic marker Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/326 Floyd | > Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Foyer Floyd | You're in the foyer of Handsome Manor. It is very handsome, indeed. In Floyd | a joke that you likely saw coming from miles away, many objects Floyd | populating the room are chatting to each other. Interestingly, most Floyd | doors appear to be boarded up except ones east, west and southeast. An Floyd | elaborate stairway leads up while another leads down. The exit is Floyd | north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a clock, a chandelier, a rug, a suit of armour, a Floyd | commemorative plate, a fireplace and a mounted fish here. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look under rug" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/327 Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK UNDER RUG Floyd | Floyd | Searching that would reveal little. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "take the heat" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/327 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE THE HEAT Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "I guess we really *can't* take the heat, then." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look east" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/328 Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK EAST Floyd | Floyd | You see nothing unexpected in that direction. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/329 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You don't want to have to deal with that hothead! Besides, the smell Floyd | of herring coming from in there is rather overpowering. Has a very Floyd | reddy tinge to it. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x chandelier" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/330 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CHANDELIER Floyd | Floyd | It's an over-elaborate chandelier constructed from fake moose antlers. Floyd | It's swinging about with its chatter. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "se" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/331 Floyd | > Floyd | > SE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Handsome Guest Room Floyd | You're in a rather dapper bedroom. The beautiful bed is by far the Floyd | most striking thing it contains. The exit is back to the northwest Floyd | while another door is east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bed, a mounted fish and a chest of drawers here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "mount fish" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/331 Floyd | > Floyd | > MOUNT FISH Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "look under bed" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/332 Floyd | > Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BED Floyd | Floyd | Searching that would reveal little. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x chest" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/333 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CHEST Floyd | Floyd | It appears to be made of fine oak. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open chest" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/334 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN CHEST Floyd | Floyd | You try to open the drawers, but they won't budge! Suddenly, a voice Floyd | emerges from it saying "Go 'way!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open door" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/334 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN DOOR Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the guest room door or the bathroom door? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open bathroom door" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/335 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN BATHROOM DOOR Floyd | Floyd | "Knock it off! I'm locked!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "unlock door" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/335 Floyd | > Floyd | > UNLOCK DOOR Floyd | Floyd | Which do you mean, the guest room door or the bathroom door? Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/335 Floyd | > Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/336 Floyd | > Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | You can't sink lower than this! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Handsome Guest Room 320/337 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Handsome Guest Room Floyd | You're in a rather dapper bedroom. The beautiful bed is by far the Floyd | most striking thing it contains. The exit is back to the northwest Floyd | while another door is east. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a bed, a mounted fish and a chest of drawers here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "nw" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/338 Floyd | > Floyd | > NW Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Foyer Floyd | You're in the foyer of Handsome Manor. It is very handsome, indeed. In Floyd | a joke that you likely saw coming from miles away, many objects Floyd | populating the room are chatting to each other. Interestingly, most Floyd | doors appear to be boarded up except ones east, west and southeast. An Floyd | elaborate stairway leads up while another leads down. The exit is Floyd | north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a clock, a chandelier, a rug, a suit of armour, a Floyd | commemorative plate, a fireplace and a mounted fish here. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "d" | ||
Floyd ] Whine cellar 320/339 Floyd | > Floyd | > D Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Whine cellar Floyd | You're in a dark and dank cellar. Floyd | Floyd | You can see some spilled wine, a rack, a whine barrel and a mounted Floyd | fish here. Floyd | Floyd | The barrel continues to have the whine of its life. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "draw wine" | ||
Floyd ] Whine cellar 320/339 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW WINE Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your graffiti springs to life and wreaks havoc in Floyd | Calembour, killing dozens of people! You spend the rest of your Floyd | existence being hunted for committing homicidal vandalism, living life Floyd | on a lamb. Floyd | Floyd | ** Her name is Flossy. Floyd | Floyd | ** Looks like the writing is on the wall for you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 320 out of a possible 360, in 339 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a bathtub. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] Whine cellar 320/339 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | Whine cellar Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/340 Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Foyer Floyd | You're in the foyer of Handsome Manor. It is very handsome, indeed. In Floyd | a joke that you likely saw coming from miles away, many objects Floyd | populating the room are chatting to each other. Interestingly, most Floyd | doors appear to be boarded up except ones east, west and southeast. An Floyd | elaborate stairway leads up while another leads down. The exit is Floyd | north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a clock, a chandelier, a rug, a suit of armour, a Floyd | commemorative plate, a fireplace and a mounted fish here. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller asks, "Gettin' late. Think it's worth leaving off?" | |
| Zach says, "Yeah, I'm pretty tired." | ||
| Johnny says, "We're (seemingly) so close!" | ||
| Johnny says, "But I'd be okay to pick up later, if." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, I'm kind of fading." | ||
| Zach says, "Yup, score-wise we seem to be almost there, but I don't have any ideas." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I've had a headache since Tuesday :/" | ||
| Zach says, "Eek" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x plate" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/341 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PLATE Floyd | Floyd | It seems to be depicting a scene from a famous episode of the Twilight Floyd | Zone. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "take all" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/341 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE ALL Floyd | Floyd | There are none at all available! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "save" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > SAVE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfmanor1" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/341
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "swing from chandelier" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/341 Floyd | > Floyd | > SWING FROM CHANDELIER Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach asks, "What's to the east that's so hot? the kitchen?" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/342 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | You don't want to have to deal with that hothead! Besides, the smell Floyd | of herring coming from in there is rather overpowering. Has a very Floyd | reddy tinge to it. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "The kitchen and the hot stove, yeah." | |
| Zach has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | mwmiller says, "Well then. See you next week (I hope), y'all." | |
| mwmiller has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Zach says, "I should be here on time next week. I had a late flight tonight." | |
| *** SESSION TWO *** | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "Sorry about last week." | ||
| Ellison arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restore" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > RESTORE Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read: | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "nfmanor1" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/341
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
| Zach says, "That's OK. I wasn't here either." | |
| Johnny arrives, ready to play with the toys. | ||
| jenrexrode arrives, full of fun and funk. | genericgeekgirl | In a Manor of Speaking is a punny adventure set in the surreal world of of Calembour. | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/342 Floyd | > Floyd | > X ME Floyd | Floyd | Sheesh, is it vain in here or is it just you? Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/343 Floyd | > Floyd | > I Floyd | Floyd | You are carrying: Floyd | handful of words Floyd | a magic marker Floyd | a bag Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x bag" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/344 Floyd | > Floyd | > X BAG Floyd | Floyd | It's addressed to Lord Handsome. Below the address it says "DO NOT Floyd | OPEN" in large, very serious letters. Floyd | Floyd | It looks like something is moving inside it. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x marker" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/345 Floyd | > Floyd | > X MARKER Floyd | Floyd | It's a magic marker. It says so right on the casing and why would it Floyd | lie to you? There's also a warning label. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x words" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/346 Floyd | > Floyd | > X WORDS Floyd | Floyd | The words form the sentence "say the password". Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says, "So, we are indeed in a manor of speaking, in a manner of speaking." | genericgeekgirl says, "I think we already used the password. And if we draw on the wrong thing with the marker, bad things happen." | |
| mwmiller says, "Whoops! Er. So, we are indeed in a manor of speaking, in a manner of speaking." | ||
| Ellison says, "nice. this is a cute game." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "But we did use it draw a bridge." | ||
| mwmiller says, "Unfortunately the bad things that happen are spammy enough to discourage trying to find good things that can happen. >:(" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/347 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Foyer Floyd | You're in the foyer of Handsome Manor. It is very handsome, indeed. In Floyd | a joke that you likely saw coming from miles away, many objects Floyd | populating the room are chatting to each other. Interestingly, most Floyd | doors appear to be boarded up except ones east, west and southeast. An Floyd | elaborate stairway leads up while another leads down. The exit is Floyd | north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a clock, a chandelier, a rug, a suit of armour, a Floyd | commemorative plate, a fireplace and a mounted fish here. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x plate" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/348 Floyd | > Floyd | > X PLATE Floyd | Floyd | It seems to be depicting a scene from a famous episode of the Twilight Floyd | Zone. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "break plate" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/349 Floyd | > Floyd | > BREAK PLATE Floyd | Floyd | You really don't want to act like such a chowderhead in Floyd | Calembour! Or anywhere, for that matter. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Seems to be, but really it's a scene from The Waltons." | |
| mwmiller asks, "The dish's description doesn't get any more specific than that, does it?" | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "examine scene" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/349 Floyd | > Floyd | > EXAMINE SCENE Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "examine scene on plate" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/349 Floyd | > Floyd | > EXAMINE SCENE ON PLATE Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x armor" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/350 Floyd | > Floyd | > X ARMOR Floyd | Floyd | What a cliché, predictable thing to have in a structure of this kind! Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take plate" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/351 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE PLATE Floyd | Floyd | I don't suppose the commemorative plate would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take armor" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/352 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE ARMOR Floyd | Floyd | I don't suppose the suit of armour would care for that. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "talk to armor" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/353 Floyd | > Floyd | > TALK TO ARMOR Floyd | Floyd | If you want to attempt conversation with someone (or something), try Floyd | asking them about something. For example, "ask puppy about ball." Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller asks, "Guess not. So it's...a twilight zone plate? A twilight zone dish? A Serling dish?" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask plate about scene" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/354 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK PLATE ABOUT SCENE Floyd | Floyd | It's too busy chatting to everyone... er, everything else! Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x objects" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/354 Floyd | > Floyd | > X OBJECTS Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x clock" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/355 Floyd | > Floyd | > X CLOCK Floyd | Floyd | It's a fine grandfather clock. It's currently displaying the time of Floyd | half past four. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask clock about bag" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/356 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK CLOCK ABOUT BAG Floyd | Floyd | It's too busy chatting to everyone... er, everything else! Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open bag" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/356 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN BAG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** A voice cries "You fool! You let the cat out of the Floyd | bag!" before a feline indeed leaps out and scampers away like a cat Floyd | out of hell. Floyd | Floyd | ** You wonder how you're going to explain this to your boss before Floyd | realising it's not an issue since you're now stranded in Calembour. Floyd | You eventually forge a new life for yourself by setting up a business Floyd | that specialises in selling laces for left shoes. Floyd | Floyd | ** It seems curiousity didn't kill this cat. Instead, it killed your Floyd | chances of getting off this island! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 320 out of a possible 360, in 356 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a bathtub. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/356 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Foyer Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "w" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/357 Floyd | > Floyd | > W Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Lounge Room Floyd | You have entered what appears to be a completely empty room. All you Floyd | can see is a door leading east and a lone couch sitting in the centre Floyd | of the room. Despite the sparse decor, it still manages to have a Floyd | handsome vibe to it. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a couch here. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "x couch" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/358 Floyd | > Floyd | > X COUCH Floyd | Floyd | It's a saucy red upholstered couch. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sit on couch" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/359 Floyd | > Floyd | > SIT ON COUCH Floyd | Floyd | You can't help but feel rude sitting on the couch! What if you sit on Floyd | its face? That's definitely a second date thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask couch about hulk" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/360 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT HULK Floyd | Floyd | "He's truly all that and a bag of potato crisps! Even better looking Floyd | than Lord Handsome!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask couch about lord handsome" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/361 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT LORD HANDSOME Floyd | Floyd | "A dapper gentleman who has recently become a bit of a recluse. He has Floyd | locked himself behind a door upstairs, as if he's waiting for Floyd | something to free him from his misery. No one has heard him speak in Floyd | weeks! I wonder if he can still enjoy burritos..." Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask couch about burritos" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/362 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT BURRITOS Floyd | Floyd | "There is only one thing I like more than burritos, and that's more Floyd | burritos!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask couch about lock" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/363 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT LOCK Floyd | Floyd | "Hm, I don't know much about that! Sorry!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask couch about door" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/364 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT DOOR Floyd | Floyd | "The door upstairs learned to keep his mouth shut! Some of the others Floyd | were so chatty they got boarded up by the intolerant chowderhead, Floyd | Count Dashing! Floyd | Floyd | If you want to get by the upstairs fellow, just ask him about the Floyd | paintings. He won't stop yammering and you'll be able to slip right Floyd | in, like a ninja. A ninja... in the night!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask couch about count dashing" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Lounge Room 320/365 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK COUCH ABOUT COUNT DASHING Floyd | Floyd | "Boy howdy, is that guy ever a chowderhead! He's been causing nothing Floyd | but trouble!" Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "e" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Foyer 320/366 Floyd | > Floyd | > E Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Foyer Floyd | You're in the foyer of Handsome Manor. It is very handsome, indeed. In Floyd | a joke that you likely saw coming from miles away, many objects Floyd | populating the room are chatting to each other. Interestingly, most Floyd | doors appear to be boarded up except ones east, west and southeast. An Floyd | elaborate stairway leads up while another leads down. The exit is Floyd | north. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a clock, a chandelier, a rug, a suit of armour, a Floyd | commemorative plate, a fireplace and a mounted fish here. Floyd | Floyd | The objects continue chatting excitedly to each other. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "u" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 320/367 Floyd | > Floyd | > U Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A Handsome Hallway Floyd | A hallway. Paintings cover the walls. Stairs lead down while a very Floyd | stern looking door is at the south end. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "ask door about paintings" | ||
Floyd ] A Handsome Hallway 340/368 Floyd | > Floyd | > ASK DOOR ABOUT PAINTINGS Floyd | Floyd | The door's eyes light up. Well, they would if it had any eyes. It Floyd | begins to rant on and on about sausages, giving you a grand history of Floyd | the food (did you know the skin of a sausage was used as an early form Floyd | of contraception device?), opening and closing as it talks. Floyd | Floyd | The door yammers away about sausages. Floyd | Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by twenty points.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Zach says, "Eeagh" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "s" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/369 Floyd | > Floyd | > S Floyd | Floyd | You slip through the door as it yammers away. Floyd | Floyd | A Modest Throne Room Floyd | A surprisingly modest throne room. Or maybe it just seems modest Floyd | compared to the extravagantly handsome gentleman here. There is also a Floyd | less attractive man here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a throne, Count Dashing and Lord Handsome here. Floyd | Floyd | "So here we are at last, Lord Handsome... face to face! But this time Floyd | the advantage belongs to me: Count Dashing! Now that I have taken your Floyd | voice, you cannot speak the words that can defeat me! It is time for Floyd | me to take revenge for what you did to me... for turning my head into Floyd | chowder!" Floyd | Floyd | Count Dashing suddenly notices your presence. "And who might you be? Floyd | Wait... that bag... give it to me!" Floyd | Floyd | A look of desperation ripples across Lord Handsome's face as he Floyd | notices the bag! He opens his hands towards you as if asking for Floyd | something. Floyd | Floyd | They begin to wrestle toward you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "deck mofo" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/369 Floyd | > Floyd | > DECK MOFO Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "open bag" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/369 Floyd | > Floyd | > OPEN BAG Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** A cat leaps out of the bag, scampering out of sight! Floyd | Floyd | ** "Thank you... fool!", the Count says in a rather evil manner which Floyd | gives you the inkling that you may have done something wrong. "Now Floyd | nothing can stop me from ruling Calembour!" Floyd | Floyd | ** He pumps his fist in the air, shattering the ceiling into millions Floyd | of tiny pieces that rain to the floor! A lightning bolt shoots from Floyd | the sky and strikes his fist, transforming it into iron which he uses Floyd | to rule Calembour for all eternity! Floyd | Floyd | ** That wasn't a very good opening move! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 340 out of a possible 360, in 369 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a bathtub. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/369 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | A Modest Throne Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Stop doing that!" | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give bag to handsome" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 360/369 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE BAG TO HANDSOME Floyd | Floyd | His eyes widen! He knocks Count Dashing to the floor with a great Floyd | thud, snatches and opens the bag, and yanks out a cat! He thrusts his Floyd | hand down the feline's maw, pulling out what appears to be a human Floyd | tongue. Floyd | Floyd | In what is a rather repulsive display, Lord Handsome sticks the tongue Floyd | in his own mouth and swivels it around until finally he speaks. Floyd | Floyd | "It was not I who did this to you, Dashing! You know as well as I that Floyd | actions speak louder than words, no matter how powerful those words Floyd | may be!", the Lord booms handsomely. "You did this to yourself by Floyd | treating all around you poorly! Act like a chowderhead and soon you Floyd | will be percieved as one! Floyd | Floyd | "Now I will speak the word that will banish you from this land, the Floyd | power of which can only be broken once your actions show that you have Floyd | changed your ways!" He takes a deep breath. Floyd | Floyd | "POOTEMS!", he bellows in a very handsome manner while standing in a Floyd | very handsome manor! Floyd | Floyd | Light retreats from the centre of the room as a wormhole rapidly takes Floyd | shape. Count Dashing attempts to make a quick dash for freedom, only Floyd | for an invisible force to pull him towards the now gigantic wormhole, Floyd | its shimmering green hem caressing the ceiling. Floyd | Floyd | "I'll be back, Handsome!", the Count screams in defiance as the black Floyd | abyss engulfs him, "I'll be back!" Floyd | Floyd | The wormhole vanishes, taking the villainous Count Dashing with it. Floyd | Floyd | Lord Handsome takes a moment to catch his breath before turning to Floyd | you. "Oh, thank you! That cat got my tongue so long ago and I've been Floyd | left speechless since, unable to say the magic words I possess that no Floyd | other person in the land can say! I see my agents managed to retrieve Floyd | it and send it off... how can I ever repay you?" He pauses briefly Floyd | (and handsomely) to think. "Ah, I know! I'm sure your transport Floyd | crashlanded here. Here, use my Jet Ski!" Floyd | Floyd | He brings out a single ski with a jet engine strapped to it with Floyd | gigantic elastic bands. You fasten yourself in and (somehow safely) Floyd | rocket home! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have won *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 360 out of a possible 360, in 369 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of Master Punster. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT or UNDO the last command? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Woo!" | |
| Zach says, "hooray, jet ski!" | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "amusing" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 360/369 Floyd | > Floyd | > AMUSING Floyd | Floyd | Did you try... Floyd | Floyd | Sniffing the marker? Floyd | Rocking out at the metal concert twice? Floyd | Throwing bird seeds into the moat? Floyd | Saying the password before you should know it? Floyd | Drawing a sword, a blank, a conclusion or blood? Floyd | Kicking the bucket? Floyd | Picking up the chicks? Floyd | Jumping on the bed? Floyd | Cutting a rug? Floyd | Turning the table? Floyd | Having a drink in the whine cellar? Floyd | Giving a piece of your mind or a bear hug to different inhabitants? Floyd | Making light conversation with the denizens of Calembour? Floyd | Attempting to have "relations" with anyone or anything for a sneak Floyd | peek of (what may possibly be) Hulk Handsome's next game? Floyd | Floyd | If you were a beta tester, try asking the couch about your own name! Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT or UNDO the last command? Floyd | > | Johnny says, "Give he bag o dashing." | |
| Johnny says, "If it's in the amusing text." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/369 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | A Modest Throne Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "say pootems" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/370 Floyd | > Floyd | > SAY POOTEMS Floyd | Floyd | The word somehow manages to fizzle out before it even leaves your Floyd | mouth! Floyd | Floyd | The two foes tumble closer toward you! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "Hmpf." | |
| mwmiller says, "D'oh." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "have relations with handsome" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/371 Floyd | > Floyd | > HAVE RELATIONS WITH HANDSOME Floyd | Floyd | Look, this isn't that kind of game! You'll just have to wait for Hulk Floyd | Handsome's upcoming title, "Latex Goddesses of Porkus: Beyond Pleasure Floyd | Dome!" Floyd | Floyd | The two combatants both fall toward you! Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Well, that was a sudden ending." | |
| Johnny says, "You need the magic tongue." | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give bear hug to handsome" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/371 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE BEAR HUG TO HANDSOME Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "kiss handsome" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/372 Floyd | > Floyd | > KISS HANDSOME Floyd | Floyd | But you just met Lord Handsome! Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "give handsome bear hug" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/372 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE HANDSOME BEAR HUG Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "We don't have the bear hug anymore so we can't give it. SORRY. :(" | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "Also Handsome has no tongue and cannot kiss back." | ||
| mwmiller exclaims, "You don't need a tongue to kiss!" | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "have relations with handsome" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/373 Floyd | > Floyd | > HAVE RELATIONS WITH HANDSOME Floyd | Floyd | Look, this isn't that kind of game! You'll just have to wait for Hulk Floyd | Handsome's upcoming title, "Latex Goddesses of Porkus: Beyond Pleasure Floyd | Dome!" Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller exclaims, "....I mean it *helps*, but you don't *need* it!" | |
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "give bag to dashing" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/373 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE BAG TO DASHING Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You hand the bag over to Count Dashing who hurriedly Floyd | throws it out a window, much to the clear dismay of Lord Handsome! Floyd | Floyd | ** "Thank you... fool!", the Count says in a rather evil manner which Floyd | gives you the inkling that you may have made the wrong choice. "Now Floyd | nothing can stop me from ruling Calembour!" Floyd | Floyd | ** He pumps his fist in the air, shattering the ceiling into millions Floyd | of tiny pieces that rain to the floor! A lightning bolt shoots from Floyd | the sky and strikes his fist, transforming it into iron which he uses Floyd | to rule Calembour for all eternity! Floyd | Floyd | ** It appears your chances of returning home were just dashed by Floyd | Dashing! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 340 out of a possible 360, in 373 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a bathtub. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | Zach says, "nooo" | |
| mwmiller says, "Ah heck, might as well find out what happens if we dawdle too long." | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/373 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | A Modest Throne Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "wait" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/374 Floyd | > Floyd | > WAIT Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/375 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/376 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/377 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/378 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/379 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "g" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/380 Floyd | > Floyd | > G Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "All right, I guess the timer's more lenient than I thought. No sense typing it a billion times." | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "examine count dashing" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/381 Floyd | > Floyd | > EXAMINE COUNT DASHING Floyd | Floyd | Next to Lord Handsome, he's about as attractive as a wet sloth. Wait, Floyd | they're kinda cute. Floyd | Floyd | He actually would be rather dashing if it wasn't for that fact that Floyd | his head appears to be made out of chowder. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/393 Floyd | > Floyd | > Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | Time passes. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "examine lord handsome" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/394 Floyd | > Floyd | > EXAMINE LORD HANDSOME Floyd | Floyd | His good looks defy description! He seems to be in a spot of bother, Floyd | though. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I think they failed to write that ending in." | |
| Zach says (to Floyd), "take arms" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/394 Floyd | > Floyd | > TAKE ARMS Floyd | Floyd | Pardon? You can see no such thing. Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "fire arms" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/394 Floyd | > Floyd | > FIRE ARMS Floyd | Floyd | Sorry? It seems that's not a verb you can use. Floyd | Floyd | > | Johnny says, "I think you people are expecting too much implementation-wise." | |
| Johnny says, "Not everything can be a pun." | ||
| Zach says, "But we are the MASTER PUNSTER" | ||
| mwmiller says, "But the puns are the WHOLE POINT." | ||
| Johnny says (to mwm), "Sorry, but some of us are here for the story." | ||
| Johnny asks (of anybody_else), "Right?" | ||
| genericgeekgirl) crickets chirp | ||
| Zach says, "I thought Johnny was here for the chicks" | ||
| genericgeekgirl) chicks, uh, peep? | ||
| Johnny says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/395 Floyd | > Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | A Modest Throne Room Floyd | A surprisingly modest throne room. Or maybe it just seems modest Floyd | compared to the extravagantly handsome gentleman here. There is also a Floyd | less attractive man here. Floyd | Floyd | You can see a throne, Count Dashing and Lord Handsome here. Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| Zach says (to Floyd), "sit on throne" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/396 Floyd | > Floyd | > SIT ON THRONE Floyd | Floyd | This is no time to play Grand Ruler of the Universe! Floyd | Floyd | The two enemies are within arms reach of you! Floyd | Floyd | > | Olly says, "Lots of the chicks around here are taken." | |
| genericgeekgirl says, "This is my chick. There are many like it. But this one is mine." | ||
| Allen says, "the Tractor Supply Store in my home town had a sign every spring, "Chicks for sale. Cheep!"" | ||
| Olly says, "Hee hee." | ||
| jenrexrode disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | mwmiller says, "What good are chicks with tractors? I doubt they can reach the steering wheel and the pedals at once." | |
| genericgeekgirl asks, "Are we done? Is there something short anyone wants to play?" | ||
| mwmiller says, "I guess we could try a few more of the 'Have you tried...?' things. *Have* we actually drawn anything without getting the generic spammy message? Hm..." | ||
| genericgeekgirl says, "I think we'll start maga's Olivia's Orphanorium next week, because it ranked second in the poll last time." | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "draw a sword" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/396 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW A SWORD Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your graffiti springs to life and wreaks havoc in Floyd | Calembour, killing dozens of people! You spend the rest of your Floyd | existence being hunted for committing homicidal vandalism, living life Floyd | on a lamb. Floyd | Floyd | ** Her name is Flossy. Floyd | Floyd | ** Looks like the writing is on the wall for you! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 340 out of a possible 360, in 396 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a bathtub. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/396 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | A Modest Throne Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Oh come on, that's the generic message." | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "draw sword" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/396 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW SWORD Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You draw a sword, only for it to turn on you and Floyd | attack, slicing you into tiny bits! Floyd | Floyd | ** It certainly had a tip for you! Did you get the point? *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 340 out of a possible 360, in 396 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a bathtub. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/396 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | A Modest Throne Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I misread that as 'turn you on'." | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "draw a blank" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/396 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW A BLANK Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** Your lack of imagination slowly envelopes the entire Floyd | world until nothing is left but an empty void! Floyd | Floyd | ** Good gravy, you really are good for nothing! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 340 out of a possible 360, in 396 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a bathtub. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/396 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | A Modest Throne Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "draw conclusion" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/396 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW CONCLUSION Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You illustrate a fitting fate for yourself and Floyd | conclude your adventure early! Floyd | Floyd | ** You certainly found a means to an end! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 340 out of a possible 360, in 396 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a bathtub. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/396 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | A Modest Throne Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "draw blood" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/396 Floyd | > Floyd | > DRAW BLOOD Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You drown in an ocean of blood! Floyd | Floyd | ** You must be seeing red now! *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 340 out of a possible 360, in 396 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of a bathtub. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | ||
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "undo" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 340/396 Floyd | Floyd | > UNDO Floyd | Floyd | A Modest Throne Room Floyd | [Previous turn undone.] Floyd | Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "All right, all right." | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "give bag to lord handsome" | ||
Floyd ] A Modest Throne Room 360/396 Floyd | > Floyd | > GIVE BAG TO LORD HANDSOME Floyd | Floyd | His eyes widen! He knocks Count Dashing to the floor with a great Floyd | thud, snatches and opens the bag, and yanks out a cat! He thrusts his Floyd | hand down the feline's maw, pulling out what appears to be a human Floyd | tongue. Floyd | Floyd | In what is a rather repulsive display, Lord Handsome sticks the tongue Floyd | in his own mouth and swivels it around until finally he speaks. Floyd | Floyd | "It was not I who did this to you, Dashing! You know as well as I that Floyd | actions speak louder than words, no matter how powerful those words Floyd | may be!", the Lord booms handsomely. "You did this to yourself by Floyd | treating all around you poorly! Act like a chowderhead and soon you Floyd | will be percieved as one! Floyd | Floyd | "Now I will speak the word that will banish you from this land, the Floyd | power of which can only be broken once your actions show that you have Floyd | changed your ways!" He takes a deep breath. Floyd | Floyd | "POOTEMS!", he bellows in a very handsome manner while standing in a Floyd | very handsome manor! Floyd | Floyd | Light retreats from the centre of the room as a wormhole rapidly takes Floyd | shape. Count Dashing attempts to make a quick dash for freedom, only Floyd | for an invisible force to pull him towards the now gigantic wormhole, Floyd | its shimmering green hem caressing the ceiling. Floyd | Floyd | "I'll be back, Handsome!", the Count screams in defiance as the black Floyd | abyss engulfs him, "I'll be back!" Floyd | Floyd | The wormhole vanishes, taking the villainous Count Dashing with it. Floyd | Floyd | Lord Handsome takes a moment to catch his breath before turning to Floyd | you. "Oh, thank you! That cat got my tongue so long ago and I've been Floyd | left speechless since, unable to say the magic words I possess that no Floyd | other person in the land can say! I see my agents managed to retrieve Floyd | it and send it off... how can I ever repay you?" He pauses briefly Floyd | (and handsomely) to think. "Ah, I know! I'm sure your transport Floyd | crashlanded here. Here, use my Jet Ski!" Floyd | Floyd | He brings out a single ski with a jet engine strapped to it with Floyd | gigantic elastic bands. You fasten yourself in and (somehow safely) Floyd | rocket home! Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** You have won *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 360 out of a possible 360, in 396 turns, Floyd | earning you the rank of Master Punster. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT or UNDO the last command? Floyd | > | mwmiller says, "Yay. Okay I got nothin'." | |
| mwmiller says (to Floyd), "quit" | ||
Floyd | > Floyd | > QUIT Floyd | cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | Johnny says, "We'd already won." | |
| Johnny says, "Now we're just showboating." | ||
