ClubFloyd Transcript:
A Killer Headache by Mike Ciul
As played on ifMUD on April 7, 2013

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of A Killer Headache written by Mike Ciul. A Killer Headache was released during the 2012 Interactive Fiction Competition, in which it took eighth place. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.

ANOTHER WARNING! A lot (most!) of the transcripts contained on this site are, shall we say, family-friendly. This is not one of those family-friendly transcripts. Just so we're clear.


ToyShop & Floyditorium
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Jacqueline hollers, "ClubFloyd time is NOW! Come one, come all, and we shall play a 2012 game."
zarf arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. Jota asks, "What's the game?"
inky arrives, full of funk, but no fun. Johnny says, "It's a surprise!"
Bert arrives, ready to play with the toys. Bert says, "I don't think I've played It's A Surprise yet."
Jacqueline says, "So, one sec while I compile a list of the stuff we've uploaded that people were interested in..."
olethros arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
Zach arrives, full of funk, but no fun. Zach says, "Mornin' Floydians"
Johnny arrives, ready to play with the toys. Jacqueline says, "Okay... Choice of the Star Captain, Tree and Star, Way Walkers: University, Killer Headache...
and I could have sworn there was one more, but I am not remembering it. It was a Hugo game, I thought." Jacqueline says, "Oh, no, wait - Tree and Star is Hugo, so that's that."
Binder arrives, full of fun and funk. Jacqueline says, "And people also want Counterfeit Monkey, but that is soooo a NightFloyd thing."
Johnny says, "NightFloyd rules!"
Zach says, "I forget what I voted for here and what I voted for for NightFloyd. Maybe the same things."
Jacqueline says, "So, since no one is going 'OOOH OOOOH THAT ONE,' perhaps I'll do a mini survey for the peeps here."
Binder says, "The surveys will continue until something something"
Jacqueline | [LINK]
Johnny says, "At the risk of outing myself, I already voted."
Jacqueline says, "Looks like we have three votes."
olethros asks, "all for different games?"
Jacqueline says, "Has everyone voted who plans to? I will give peeps one more minute."
olethros says, "I voted"
Jacqueline says, "It never matters if we have a tie. That's what I'm here for. I'm like the US Vice President that way."
inky says, "ha ha"
Zach asks, "Can the president still veto?"
Jacqueline says, "Yes, but I am also the President."
Jacqueline says, "It's more of a friendly dictatorship, really."
Jacqueline says, "So, let me see what we have..."
olethros says, "huh"
olethros says, "ploretariate unite"
zarf says, "one grenade in this room, and the government of ClubFloyd is destroyed"
inky says, "whenever we fly anywhere, Jacqueline has to go on two separate planes"
olethros says, "ha ha"
Jacqueline says (to z), "hee"
zarf says, "dammit I was going to make that joke"
Jacqueline says (to inky), "haha"
Jacqueline exclaims, "I couldn't sway these votes even if I wanted to... We have A Killer Headache!"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask killerheadache"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               0/1
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ever since you died, the migraines have been getting worse. At first
Floyd | you tried the usual - aspirin, caffeine, screaming - but you quickly
Floyd | learned that the type of migraine caused by having a large part of
Floyd | your brain eaten by an undead creature does not respond well to
Floyd | medication. The only known remedy is nutritional.
Floyd |
Floyd | The brains of lower animals will work, partially, for a short time,
Floyd | but only human brains have the right balance of vitamins, essential
Floyd | fats and amino acids necessary to hold off the searing, throbbing
Floyd | agony long enough to make it to your next meal.  And they taste
Floyd | surprisingly good. Unfortunately, while you were busy figuring all
Floyd | this out, the rest of the undead world was finishing off the last of
Floyd | the human race, leaving you with...
Floyd |
Floyd | A Killer Headache
Floyd | A Distasteful Situation by Mike Ciul
Floyd | Release 3 / Serial number 121231 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Cloudliner KC7 Trailer
Floyd | This tiny trailer is where you would sleep, if you slept. The front
Floyd | door is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | What's left of a large mirror leans against the wall, smeared with
Floyd | dried blood and vomit. Pieces of broken glass litter the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | Towards the back is a small kitchenette. There's not much to it, since
Floyd | the trailer has no water, gas, or electricity. The fridge is still
Floyd | here, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I have played this one, but will definitely watch. I'm keen to see what CF thinks of it."
Bert goes home.
Bert has disconnected. inky says, "aah suckered into a zombie game"
Zach asks, "Screaming helps with migraines?"
olethros asks, "wait fridge?"
olethros says, "but ther eis no electricity"
inky says (to Floyd), "open fridge"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               0/2
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN FRIDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the refrigerator, revealing the severed head of your friend
Floyd | Jim.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x head"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               0/3
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HEAD
Floyd |
Floyd | Eyes that were once steely blue have clouded over. There is a gaping
Floyd | hole in the back of the skull. The severed head is sitting on a shelf
Floyd | in the refrigerator.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "get head"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET HEAD
Floyd |
Floyd | The head's eyes follow you as you pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "look in hole"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The skull was bashed in and most of the brains were scooped out and
Floyd | eaten. There's a lot of empty space in the skull cavity, but a small
Floyd | scrap of the hippocampus inside the head remains.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "It's battery powered!"
olethros says (to Floyd), "sautee hppocampus"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAUTEE HPPOCAMPUS
Floyd |
Floyd | I couldn't identify a verb in that command. Please enter a command
Floyd | such as LOOK, EXAMINE FRIDGE, or GO SOUTH.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x mirror"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               0/6
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | (the broken mirror)
Floyd | Little remains but a few fragments of glass projecting from a wooden
Floyd | frame. Flies cluster around chunks of skin caught on the sharp edges.
Floyd | A much more pleasant sight than your own reflection.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "lick mirror"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               0/7
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LICK MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | (the broken mirror)
Floyd | The broken mirror tastes like dust.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "x reflection"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               0/7
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X REFLECTION
Floyd |
Floyd | Thankfully, there is not enough glass left in the mirror to see your
Floyd | reflection.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "eat hippocampus"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/8
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT HIPPOCAMPUS
Floyd |
Floyd | You scrape out the last of the rotten tissue and swallow it whole. The
Floyd | brains of the living are more nourishing, but you feel better as soon
Floyd | as it hits your stomach. You rock back and forth, feeling the heat
Floyd | spread through your body, soothing the rattling in your head.
Floyd |
Floyd | Almost there.  
Floyd |
Floyd | You rock back and forth, feeling the heat spread up your arm as
Floyd | you work. You're halfway through the spinal column. A hacksaw is just
Floyd | not the right tool for this job.  Peter and Marie do their best to
Floyd | hold the body down, but it struggles more than ever. 
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's not Jim anymore." Peter reminds you. "It's just a corpse. A
Floyd | thing. A monster. You can do it, Jack."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/9
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You're in pretty good shape, considering all you've been
Floyd | through.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/10
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a hacksaw
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/11
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | You look up from your work. Your friends are... not here. You
Floyd | must have been hallucinating again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Cloudliner KC7 Trailer
Floyd | This tiny trailer is where you would sleep, if you slept. The front
Floyd | door is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | What's left of a large mirror leans against the wall, smeared with
Floyd | dried blood and vomit. Pieces of broken glass litter the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The refrigerator is standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "what are we playing?"
Johnny says, "Killer Headache, A"
olethros says, "a murderous maniac who is a bit hungry"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x hacksaw"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/11
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HACKSAW
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no hacksaw here. Are you hallucinating again?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/12
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Cloudliner KC7 Trailer
Floyd | This tiny trailer is where you would sleep, if you slept. The front
Floyd | door is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | What's left of a large mirror leans against the wall, smeared with
Floyd | dried blood and vomit. Pieces of broken glass litter the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The refrigerator is standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x mirror"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | (the broken mirror)
Floyd | Little remains but a few fragments of glass projecting from a wooden
Floyd | frame. Flies cluster around chunks of skin caught on the sharp edges.
Floyd | A much more pleasant sight than your own reflection.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/14
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the front door)
Floyd | You grip the doorknob with your free hand and twist it. The door
Floyd | rattles, but doesn't open. You pull at the knob, but the door seems
Floyd | stuck. You yank at the doorknob again. The handle rips out of the door
Floyd | and you're left holding it in your hand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x handle"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/15
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HANDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's old and filthy with smears of dried fluids. The knob has been
Floyd | yanked from the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "suspicious that the mirror is smashed"
inky says (to Floyd), "kick door"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KICK DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You give the front door a forceful kick, but it seems to do a lot more
Floyd | damage to your foot than your foot does to it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Christ Almighty! This living death isn't for the weak.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your foot is turned inward at an angle that would be impossible if it
Floyd | were firmly attached.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "push fridge"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/17
Floyd | >
olethros says, "ouch"
Floyd | > PUSH FRIDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | It doesn't budge.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "well, I think we already know we're a zombie"
Fang says, "DO WE, INKY"
inky says, "YES FANG WE DO"
inky says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/18
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a splintered old wooden door with a missing handle. It is
Floyd | currently closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "hit door with handle"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/19
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT DOOR WITH HANDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You whack the doorknob against the door, but it hardly makes a mark.
Floyd | You hit it harder, until you hear a crack in your wrist.
Floyd |
Floyd | God dammit to hell. Flies settle on your body, tickling you
Floyd | in spots you can't reach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says, "there were some hints"
Fang says, "it'll probably turn out that we're a ghost or something"
Johnny says, "all the hints"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "search glass"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/20
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | > SEARCH GLASS
Floyd |
Floyd | Among the pieces you find a shard of your mirror, about the size of a
Floyd | credit card.
Floyd |
Floyd | The head rolls its eyes, attempts to swallow, and speaks to you:
Floyd | "Ride. Riiiiiiide..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/21
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Cloudliner KC7 Trailer
Floyd | This tiny trailer is where you would sleep, if you slept. The front
Floyd | door is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | What's left of a large mirror leans against the wall, smeared with
Floyd | dried blood and vomit. Pieces of broken glass litter the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The refrigerator is standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x glass"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/22
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GLASS
Floyd |
Floyd | There are countless pieces. You notice one in particular, a shard
Floyd | about the size of a credit card.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "take it"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/23
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE IT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "take shard"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SHARD
Floyd |
Floyd | (putting the doorknob into the skull cavity to get your hand free)
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x shard"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/25
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SHARD
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a shard of your mirror, about the size of a credit card.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x skull"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/26
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SKULL
Floyd |
Floyd | The skull was bashed in and all of the brains were scooped out and
Floyd | eaten.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the skull cavity is a doorknob.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "open door with shard"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/27
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN DOOR WITH SHARD
Floyd |
Floyd | Only the doorknob can unlatch the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x fridge"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/28
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FRIDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a beat-up old white fridge, apartment-sized.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "get doorknob from cavity"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/29
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET DOORKNOB FROM CAVITY
Floyd |
Floyd | (putting the shard of your mirror into the skull cavity to get your
Floyd | hand free)
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/30
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In one hand you have the severed head (containing a shard of your
Floyd | mirror). In the other you have a doorknob.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "open door with knob"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/31
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN DOOR WITH KNOB
Floyd |
Floyd | You slide the handle into the hole in the door and turn it, but you
Floyd | need another hand free to pull on the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky asks, "ha ha, the head is the carryall?"
olethros says (to Floyd), "drop head"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/32
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP HEAD
Floyd |
Floyd | The head bites onto your finger in an attempt to avoid being let go.
Floyd | The flesh of your hand is not very substantial, however, and the head
Floyd | drops to the ground, a small strip of your skin between its teeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says, "carryone maybe."
olethros says (to Floyd), "get shard"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/33
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET SHARD
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
zarf says, "this game is icky."
olethros says (to Floyd), "open door with knob"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/34
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN DOOR WITH KNOB
Floyd |
Floyd | (putting the shard of your mirror into the skull cavity to get your
Floyd | hand free)
Floyd | You turn the doorknob, careful not to pull it out. Since you've got
Floyd | the other hand free, you're able to pry the door open with your
Floyd | fingernails.
Floyd |
Floyd | The front door swings closed with a bang.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says, "oh ok"
zarf says, "I've written zombie fiction but it wasn't icky."
inky asks, "wait, what?"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "take head"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/35
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HEAD
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/36
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the front door)
Floyd | The doorknob is loose, so you need a free hand to pry the door open
Floyd | while you turn it. You're still holding the severed head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I am indeed enjoying watching you all play and comment, just as I predicted I would."
Fang says (to Floyd), "drop head"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               1/37
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP HEAD
Floyd |
Floyd | The head bites onto your finger in an attempt to avoid being let go.
Floyd | The flesh of your hand is not very substantial, however, and the head
Floyd | drops to the ground, a small strip of your skin between its teeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Outside the Trailer                                  1/38
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the front door)
Floyd | You turn the doorknob, careful not to pull it out. Since you've got
Floyd | the other hand free, you're able to pry the door open with your
Floyd | fingernails.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Trailer
Floyd | Parked just uphill on the northern shoulder of the road is the
Floyd | battered Cloudliner trailer. The road leads along the mountainside
Floyd | from a pine grove in the west, and a sign points east towards the
Floyd | highway. Scattered trees and shrubs cling to the slope below you. The
Floyd | afternoon heat is on the wane.
Floyd |
Floyd | From inside the trailer, you hear the head wail, "Noooo! Doonnnn'
Floyd | leeavve!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Then the front door swings closed with a bang.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky asks, "how did the door re-close?"
inky says, "oh"
olethros says, "how does the head make a noise!"
Fang says, "magic"
Johnny says (to olethros), "It doesn't matter, it never matters."
olethros asks, "what is the purpose of life?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Open Road                                            1/39
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You stumble along for what seems like quite a long distance. Your
Floyd | dragging foot catches on a rock. With a crack, it snaps right off and
Floyd | you plant your face in the hot asphalt. No matter, you can still crawl
Floyd | until you eat enough brains to reattach it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Open Road (crawling)
Floyd | You're crawling on an east-west road cut into the steep hillside. The
Floyd | desert spreads out to the south, covered by just enough low scrub to
Floyd | conceal a reasonably large predator.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your foot seems to have fallen off and it's lying on the ground
Floyd | nearby.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "hmm"
Fang says (to Floyd), "take foot"
Floyd ]  Open Road                                            1/40
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE FOOT
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x it"
Floyd ]  Open Road                                            1/41
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X IT
Floyd |
Floyd | Your foot is severed from your leg. Bones stick out of it at odd
Floyd | angles, and the sole is studded with gravel and broken glass. Every so
Floyd | often it flexes and wiggles its toes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cracked Road                                         1/42
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cracked Road (crawling)
Floyd | Your path continues east over cracked, uneven asphalt. A glint of
Floyd | chrome to the east might be a diner. Everything here is dry as paper
Floyd | and there's not a cloud in sight to shade you from the harsh afternoon
Floyd | sun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "we didn't have to kick the door earlier, I think"
inky says, "maybe we did"
Fang says, "woo, diner"
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    1/43
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          1/44
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot (crawling)
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Blinds in the windows prevent you from seeing inside the diner to the
Floyd | west. A paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/45
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed (crawling)
Floyd | You are under an awning that forms a small shed against the back of
Floyd | the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past the
Floyd | parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY" leads
Floyd | south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a siphon pump and a bright red plastic gas can here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/46
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen (crawling)
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is
Floyd | closed.
Floyd |
Floyd | A key is in the keyhole of the steel door. It is attached by a chain
Floyd | to a bolt on the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x key"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/47
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | The key to the steel door is chained to a bolt on the wall. It's
Floyd | inserted into the lock, which is currently unlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "can zombies eat frozen meat?"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x steel door"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/48
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STEEL DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The steel door has a spring latch so it can be locked when it is open.
Floyd | It is currently closed and unlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says, "This one only wants brains."
Fang says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/49
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the steel door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "take key"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/50
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | You take hold of the key at the end of the chain and remove it from
Floyd | the lock.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              1/51
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | As you leave, the chain tugs on the key in your hand. You let go and
Floyd | it dangles towards the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer (crawling)
Floyd | This walk-in freezer is a dark and stuffy place with no power.
Floyd | Although cooler than outdoors, it has a suffocating atmosphere that
Floyd | makes you long for the open air.
Floyd |
Floyd | The freezer door is to the east. It is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/52
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen (crawling)
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is
Floyd | open.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "insert key"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/52
Floyd | >
Floyd | > INSERT KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that. Try rephrasing your command another way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "lock door"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/53
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOCK DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the steel key)
Floyd | (first taking the steel key)
Floyd |
Floyd | You take hold of the key at the end of the chain.
Floyd |
Floyd | You lock the freezer door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "so does this mean the door locks automatically when closed?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "remove key"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/54
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMOVE KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | You're not wearing that!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "take key"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/55
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | You already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "this might be an useful trap"
Johnny says, "The door started unlocked."
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/56
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen (crawling)
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A chain connects the steel key you're carrying to a bolt on the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "drop key"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/57
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW arrives, ready to play with the toys.
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/58
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed (crawling)
Floyd | You are under an awning that forms a small shed against the back of
Floyd | the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past the
Floyd | parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY" leads
Floyd | south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a siphon pump and a bright red plastic gas can here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x cables"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/59
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CABLES
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator is weathered, but nothing is obviously broken, and it's
Floyd | still hooked up to some thick cables that run into the building. It
Floyd | has a large opening on the top labeled "GASOLINE." The gas cap seems
Floyd | to be missing. There's also a button labeled "IGNITION." Down near the
Floyd | bottom, where the motor is located, there's a pull cord with a plastic
Floyd | handle.
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator is currently switched off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          1/60
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot (crawling)
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Blinds in the windows prevent you from seeing inside the diner to the
Floyd | west. A paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    1/61
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/62
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, dark and silent.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky asks, "we found some gas, right?"
Johnny says, "Clearly we need to get some tunes."
Fang says, "damn, this place seems abandoned"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x jukebox"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/63
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JUKEBOX
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is as dark and silent as every electrical device in the
Floyd | diner. An array of panels list the available songs. There is a button
Floyd | labeled with the disc number and side by each one:
Floyd |
Floyd |   A1: After the Fall - Klaus Nomi
Floyd |   B1: The Voyeur of Utter Destruction - David Bowie
Floyd |
Floyd |   A2: Piggy Smack - Severed Heads
Floyd |   B2: Big Car - Severed Heads
Floyd |
Floyd |   A3: Mad World - Tears for Fears
Floyd |   B3: Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
Floyd |
Floyd |   A4: Thriller - Michael Jackson
Floyd |   B4: Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Junior
Floyd |
Floyd |   A5: Jerdacuttup Man - The Triffids
Floyd |   B5: The Spinning Top Song - The Triffids
Floyd |
Floyd |   A6: Love Zombie - Sweet Lickin' Honey Babes
Floyd |   B6: I'm Not the Man I Used to Be - Fine Young Cannibals
Floyd |
Floyd |   A7: Omnichrome - Three Hour Detour
Floyd |   B7: Snow Karma - Three Hour Detour
Floyd |
Floyd | Button B2 looks more worn than the others - you can hardly read the
Floyd | label at all.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/64
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen (crawling)
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/65
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, dark and silent.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "I'm not sure what we're trying to achieve here"
Zach says (to Floyd), "press b2"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/66
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRESS B2
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing happens. The jukebox doesn't appear to have any power.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "We the power... the power of ROCK!"
inky says, "we are trying to find some brains to eat"
inky says, "I guess"
DavidW says, "I just got here."
Jacqueline says, "Hm, oddly enough, you guys made it to the diner a whole heckuvalot sooner than I did."
Jacqueline says, "Usually CF goes slower than IRL"
Johnny says, "If we get some tunes going, it'll attract brain banks."
Johnny says, "I ass^W brainsume."
Fang says, "I'm somewhat concerned we missed something"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x counter"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/67
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COUNTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The counter extends from the north wall. It's made of rusted steel and
Floyd | chipped formica, and it's covered with dark sticky stains. Broken and
Floyd | twisted bolts in the floor indicate that the barstools were ripped
Floyd | out, probably for use in the general smashing of stuff that has taken
Floyd | place here. They are nowhere to be found now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x dishes"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/67
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DISHES
Floyd |
Floyd | The word "dishes" was not understood.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x booths"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/68
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOOTHS
Floyd |
Floyd | Each booth is a formica table with two bench seats upholstered in
Floyd | ripped and faded red vinyl, with a speaker positioned on the ceiling
Floyd | directly overhead.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "I think we could have gone another direction from the trailer?"
Fang says, "yeah"
olethros says, "do we get cumulative damage, and is it importnat/"
Zach says, "It looks like west or down instead of east."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/69
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hand isn't quite as firmly attached to your arm as it ought to
Floyd | be, and you are missing a foot. You have eaten a last piece of your
Floyd | friend Jim's brains. A sledgehammer-like rhythm pounds its way from
Floyd | the back of your skull towards your eyeballs, but it only hurts about
Floyd | five times as much as the worst headache you ever experienced while
Floyd | alive.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "status"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/70
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STATUS
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hand isn't quite as firmly attached to your arm as it ought to
Floyd | be, and you are missing a foot. You have eaten a last piece of your
Floyd | friend Jim's brains. A sledgehammer-like rhythm pounds its way from
Floyd | the back of your skull towards your eyeballs, but it only hurts about
Floyd | five times as much as the worst headache you ever experienced while
Floyd | alive.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to olethros), "yeah, I think so"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/71
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DANCE
Floyd |
Floyd | You flail your limbs around on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hooray!"
olethros says, "ha ha"
Jacqueline says, "yay"
olethros says (to Floyd), "pick up limbs"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/71
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PICK UP LIMBS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can see right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/72
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In one hand you have your severed foot. The other hand is free.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "attach foot"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/73
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ATTACH FOOT
Floyd |
Floyd | (to your leg)
Floyd | You hold your severed foot against your leg, but your body must not be
Floyd | ready to heal, because it doesn't stick. You need to find some more
Floyd | brains to eat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to olethros), "We're crawling."
olethros says, "oh we can attach!"
Johnny says, "Yeah, it said that earlier. We need to eat first."
olethros says, "sorry missed that"
Fang asks, "we're in a weird diner. When's the next load of nubile protagonists gonna show up?"
olethros says (to Floyd), "advertise happy hour"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/73
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ADVERTISE HAPPY HOUR
Floyd |
Floyd | I couldn't identify a verb in that command. For help on playing
Floyd | interactive fiction, type HELP. For information about this game in
Floyd | particular, type ABOUT. For hints, type HINT.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push b2"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/74
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH B2
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing happens. The jukebox doesn't appear to have any power.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says, "There's a generator."
Fang says, "I guess in lieu of anything better to do, let's fill up the generator"
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/75
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen (crawling)
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/76
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed (crawling)
Floyd | You are under an awning that forms a small shed against the back of
Floyd | the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past the
Floyd | parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY" leads
Floyd | south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a siphon pump and a bright red plastic gas can here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x gas"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/77
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GAS
Floyd |
Floyd | It's about the size and shape of the gasoline intake on a car.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x can"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/78
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's light and doesn't slosh - it must be empty, though it does bear
Floyd | the soothing odor of gasoline fumes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x can"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/79
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's light and doesn't slosh - it must be empty, though it does bear
Floyd | the soothing odor of gasoline fumes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sniff fumes"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/79
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SNIFF FUMES
Floyd |
Floyd | The word "fumes" was not understood.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "oh, whoops"
Fang says (to Floyd), "take can"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/80
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "take pump"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/81
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hands are full.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "well, I guess we have to take it and crawl to a gas station"
Fang says (to Floyd), "drop foot"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/82
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP FOOT
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cables"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/83
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CABLES
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator is weathered, but nothing is obviously broken, and it's
Floyd | still hooked up to some thick cables that run into the building. It
Floyd | has a large opening on the top labeled "GASOLINE." The gas cap seems
Floyd | to be missing. There's also a button labeled "IGNITION." Down near the
Floyd | bottom, where the motor is located, there's a pull cord with a plastic
Floyd | handle.
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator is currently switched off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x pump"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/84
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | Two flexible plastic tubes connect to either end of a black rubber
Floyd | squeeze bulb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "you never see this in the movies"
Fang says (to Floyd), "take pump"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/85
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/86
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed (crawling)
Floyd | You are under an awning that forms a small shed against the back of
Floyd | the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past the
Floyd | parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY" leads
Floyd | south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see your severed foot here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          1/87
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot (crawling)
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Blinds in the windows prevent you from seeing inside the diner to the
Floyd | west. A paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inching along with a twisting, flexing motion, your foot arrives from
Floyd | the back entrance of the diner. It has returned to its owner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "oh I guess our body parts follow us"
inky says, "freaky"
Zach says, "Oh good, we don't have to do anything dangerous like siphon gas by mouth."
Fang says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    1/88
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Flopping like a stranded trout, your foot arrives from the parking
Floyd | lot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "any idea where we can get some gas?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/89
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up (crawling)
Floyd | The road curves to the north here around a steep cliff. Dead ahead is
Floyd | the scene of a horrific accident - four or five cars are smashed
Floyd | together. Behind the pile-up is another wreck: lying on its side,
Floyd | blocking the entire road, is the carcass of a school bus.
Floyd |
Floyd | Several more cars seem to have stopped short of the accident scene.
Floyd | Most are stripped-down or rusted beyond recognition, but a large, boxy
Floyd | blue sedan looks more recent.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I've heard of sidekicks, but this is ridiculous."
Fang says, "oh this is looking good"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x sedan"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/90
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SEDAN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's an old Dodge. Light blue, scratched and dusty, but still in
Floyd | decent shape. The doors and windows are locked, but the gas cap for
Floyd | the sedan's tank is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x blue sedan"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/91
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BLUE SEDAN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's an old Dodge. Light blue, scratched and dusty, but still in
Floyd | decent shape. The doors and windows are locked, but the gas cap for
Floyd | the sedan's tank is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x bus"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/92
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUS
Floyd |
Floyd | Straining to see through the smashed windows to the darkness inside,
Floyd | it looks like there's plenty of bodily fluids staining the seats.
Floyd | Maybe a few limbs too.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "put pump in sedan"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/93
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT PUMP IN SEDAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You insert the siphon pump into the sedan's gas tank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "put pump in can"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/94
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT PUMP IN CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You insert the siphon pump into the nozzle. Now the pump connects it
Floyd | to the sedan's gas tank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "pump pump"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/95
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUMP PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You start to squeeze the bulb, but it feels too stiff. It's dried out
Floyd | and beginning to crack - any further squeezing would probably break
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "take pump"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/96
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | (Removing the end of the siphon pump from the gas can)
Floyd | (Removing the end of the siphon pump from the sedan's gas tank)
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says, "hmm"
Zach says (to Floyd), "lick bulb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/97
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LICK BULB
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't reach your tongue inside, but you taste a faint residue of
Floyd | petroleum vapors.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Maybe's there's some oil around here."
Johnny says (to Floyd), "spit"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/97
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPIT
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to spit?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "bulb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/98
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BULB
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not in your mouth.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "maybe we can use the body fluids from the bus"
Fang says (to Floyd), "get in bus"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/98
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET IN BUS
Floyd |
Floyd | You work your way through the wreckage towards the schoolbus. There's
Floyd | definitely something moving around underneath. You crouch down and
Floyd | reach your hand in. Something grabs it and pulls you forward. It's a
Floyd | small hand, and in the shadows you make out a blanched round face, and
Floyd | then several others. More hands grab your limbs, pulling them in
Floyd | different directions, then tiny teeth nip at your flesh as fingernails
Floyd | pry at your skull.
Floyd |
Floyd | In a moment, you're opened wide and icicles of hurt shoot from your
Floyd | head through your paralyzed body. As the children scoop out your
Floyd | brains, you become disoriented, but your consciousness of the pain
Floyd | never fades...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** There is no relief. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 1 out of a possible 4, in 98 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter bus"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/98
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER BUS
Floyd |
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
inky says, "whoah, killer kids"
Fang says (to Floyd), "dang"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/98
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DANG
Floyd |
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/98
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/97
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "lick pump"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/98
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LICK PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't reach your tongue inside, but you taste a faint residue of
Floyd | petroleum vapors.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "put pump in mouth"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/99
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT PUMP IN MOUTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You grip the siphon pump between your teeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "spit pump"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/100
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPIT PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You spit the siphon pump out onto the ground. It's a little slimy now,
Floyd | but still usable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "also, I am not sure I would consider dying in this game to be a losing ending"
Johnny says, "I don't know if that helped!"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x pump"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/101
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | Two flexible plastic tubes connect to either end of a black rubber
Floyd | squeeze bulb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "attach pump to sedan"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/102
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ATTACH PUMP TO SEDAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You might as well just drop the siphon pump.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x sedan"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/103
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SEDAN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's an old Dodge. Light blue, scratched and dusty, but still in
Floyd | decent shape. The doors and windows are locked, but the gas cap for
Floyd | the sedan's tank is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "put pump in tank"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/104
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT PUMP IN TANK
Floyd |
Floyd | You insert the siphon pump into the sedan's gas tank.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros asks, "hm zombies eat other zombies?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "bite bulb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/105
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BITE BULB
Floyd |
Floyd | You grip the siphon pump between your teeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Their brains at least"
Fang says (to Floyd), "squeeze bulb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/106
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SQUEEZE BULB
Floyd |
Floyd | The squeeze bulb is too brittle - you'll have to find another way to
Floyd | fill the pump with gas.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny asks, "Did we see water anywhere?"
Zach says, "Maybe we can siphon by mouth."
Fang says (to Floyd), "suck on pump"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/107
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SUCK ON PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You suck hard. Nothing comes. Then, very quickly, the gasoline rises
Floyd | through the pump and shoots into your mouth. You gag, but the fumes
Floyd | give you momentary relief from the pounding in your head.
Floyd |
Floyd | You are now holding the pump in your mouth to keep the gasoline from
Floyd | flowing out again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/108
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In one hand you have a gas can. The other hand is free. You're holding
Floyd | a full siphon pump in your teeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "suck pump"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/109
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SUCK PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You've drunk enough gasoline already.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "blow pump"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/109
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BLOW PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that. Try rephrasing your command another way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "put pump in can"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/110
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT PUMP IN CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (first removing the pump from your mouth)
Floyd | You insert the pump into the nozzle and the tubes take on a
Floyd | comfortable chill as gasoline flows through them. Soon the flow stops
Floyd | and air bubbles back into the pump.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tattered orthopedic shoe crunches by your ear. You twist your head
Floyd | around and look up.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, I'm sorry, dear. I didn't mean to startle you!" says the kindly
Floyd | old nun looking down at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put gas in can"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/111
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT GAS IN CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (the sedan's gas tank in the gas can)
Floyd | That already has one end of the pump in it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "woo"
Fang says, "braaains"
Zach says, "Nun! Run!"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x nun"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/112
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NUN
Floyd |
Floyd | A smiling woman in her seventies, the old nun looks quite dignified in
Floyd | her purple dress. The fact that one eye is missing and a dark purple
Floyd | ooze stains her plain white veil and flows out from where her left ear
Floyd | should be does nothing to reduce her appearance of grace and goodwill.
Floyd | A rosary made of irregular white beads hangs from her waist. She's
Floyd | smiling at you cheerfully.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x rosary"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/113
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | The rosary has a loop of five decades, or sets of of ten beads, with a
Floyd | single bead separating each decade from the next. A string of four
Floyd | more beads hangs from the loop, with a crucifix at the end. Every bead
Floyd | represents a prayer. You know how to pray the rosary, and when you
Floyd | were alive you used one to calm down. This one appears to be made of
Floyd | cavity-riddled teeth hooked together with small pieces of wire.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Isn't this a lovely rosary? Would you like to have it?" She holds it
Floyd | out to you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "ask nun for rosary"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/114
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NUN FOR ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | You ask the old nun for the rosary.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Go ahead, take it," she offers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "take rosary"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/115
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/116
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | Your fingers are too spastic to do the rosary one-handed. You'll have
Floyd | to put the gas can down first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "full gas can"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/117
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FULL GAS CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You mumble something almost comprehensible about the gas can.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, if you change your mind, you can have it," the old nun replies.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny asks, "Is our mouth still full of gas?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "drop can"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/118
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/119
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold the rosary in your hands, counting off beads with your
Floyd | fingers. You start with the cross on the end, making the sign of the
Floyd | cross and praying the Apostle's Creed. At the first bead you say the
Floyd | Lord's Prayer, and then a Hail Mary on each of the next three.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/120
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You enter the loop, which contains five strings of ten beads, each
Floyd | with a single bead in between. Meditating on the Resurrection, you say
Floyd | an Our Father and ten Hail Marys.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "this game is weird"
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/121
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You recite another decade meditating on Christ's ascent into heaven.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/122
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You contemplate Pentecost, the time when The Holy Spirit descended on
Floyd | the apostles in tongues of fire. You say an Our Father and ten more
Floyd | Hail Marys.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/123
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You say another Our Father and ten Hail Marys meditating on the
Floyd | mystery of the Assumption, in which the Blessed Virgin Mary is taken
Floyd | up into heaven.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/124
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You complete the last decade of the rosary. The fifth mystery is the
Floyd | Coronation of Mary, Queen of Heaven. At the end you pray:
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hail, Holy Queen, mother of mercy,
Floyd | our life, our sweetness and our hope.
Floyd | To thee do we cry, poor banished children of Eve
Floyd | To thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale
Floyd | of tears.
Floyd | Turn then, most gracious advocate, thine eyes of mercy toward
Floyd | us,
Floyd | and after this our exile, show us the blessed fruit of thy womb,
Floyd | Jesus.
Floyd | O clement, O loving, O sweet Virgin Mary.
Floyd | Pray for us, O Holy Mother of God, that we may be made worthy of
Floyd | the promises of Christ."
Floyd |
Floyd | Or at least that's how it goes in your head. The actual sound you make
Floyd | is more like "Fghh hu arhl hrh cluh thghhl." 
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/125
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold the rosary in your hands, counting off beads with your
Floyd | fingers. You start with the cross on the end, making the sign of the
Floyd | cross and praying the Apostle's Creed. At the first bead you say the
Floyd | Lord's Prayer, and then a Hail Mary on each of the next three.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "eat nun"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/126
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT NUN
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach for her greedily but she stops your arm, holding it with an
Floyd | iron grip. "Dear me, child," she says. "If you want something, you
Floyd | ought to ask nicely."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "ask nun for brains"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/127
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NUN FOR BRAINS
Floyd |
Floyd | "BRAAI--" you begin, but the old nun interrupts. "Hush now! You'll
Floyd | startle those creatures under the bus."
Floyd |
Floyd | The old nun looks you over gravely. "You're in very bad shape, my
Floyd | friend. Very bad. I wish I could help you. I'd even give you my own
Floyd | brain, if it were enough. But I don't think you'd have the strength to
Floyd | escape without eating more than that," she says. "Go find yourself
Floyd | some more brains to eat, and maybe I'll be able to help you then."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "this nun is nice"
olethros says, "ha ha"
Fang says (to Floyd), "fill gas can"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/128
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FILL GAS CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | (from the blue sedan)
Floyd | That already has one end of the pump in it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x can"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/129
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | It sloshes heavily.
Floyd |
Floyd | One end of the siphon pump is sticking into the opening.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I see you got some gasoline out of my old clunker here," the old nun
Floyd | observes. "I hope it can be of use to you, and do please let me know
Floyd | if there's anything else I can help you with," she says.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "drink gas"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/130
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRINK GAS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the gas can)
Floyd | The gas can has the siphon pump in it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "take pump"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/131
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | (Removing the end of the siphon pump from the gas can)
Floyd | (Removing the end of the siphon pump from the sedan's gas tank)
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "thank nun"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/131
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THANK NUN
Floyd |
Floyd | I couldn't identify a verb or a subject you can talk about in that
Floyd | command.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "I guess we have a full can now"
Fang says (to Floyd), "take can"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/132
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hands are full.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "drop pump"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/133
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP PUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "take can"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              1/134
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    1/135
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You put away the rosary.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          1/136
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot (crawling)
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Blinds in the windows prevent you from seeing inside the diner to the
Floyd | west. A paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the front of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "mw"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          1/136
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MW
Floyd |
Floyd | I couldn't identify a verb in that command.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/137
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed (crawling)
Floyd | You are under an awning that forms a small shed against the back of
Floyd | the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past the
Floyd | parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY" leads
Floyd | south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the parking lot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x generator"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/138
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GENERATOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator is weathered, but nothing is obviously broken, and it's
Floyd | still hooked up to some thick cables that run into the building. It
Floyd | has a large opening on the top labeled "GASOLINE." The gas cap seems
Floyd | to be missing. There's also a button labeled "IGNITION." Down near the
Floyd | bottom, where the motor is located, there's a pull cord with a plastic
Floyd | handle.
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator is currently switched off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x opening"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/139
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X OPENING
Floyd |
Floyd | It's about the size and shape of the gasoline intake on a car.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "fill opening with can"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/140
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FILL OPENING WITH CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You insert the nozzle into the intake and gasoline glugs in. You pull
Floyd | it out again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/141
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | You push the ignition button, but nothing happens. There's probably no
Floyd | battery power left.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "pull cord"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/142
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL CORD
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull on the cord and you hear a couple of bangs as the engine
Floyd | turns over. You try again and the lawnmower roars to a start. Wow,
Floyd | that noise is loud - it makes everything shake.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "push button"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/142
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no Snow Karma here. Are you hallucinating?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x lawnmower"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/143
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LAWNMOWER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's old, rusty, and heavy, but it might make a decent weapon if
Floyd | you gave it a really good swing.
Floyd |
Floyd | Lawnmower?
Floyd |
Floyd | Damn. Forgot you were dead again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/144
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hand isn't quite as firmly attached to your arm as it ought to
Floyd | be, and you are missing a foot. You have eaten a last piece of your
Floyd | friend Jim's brains. A sledgehammer-like rhythm pounds its way from
Floyd | the back of your skull towards your eyeballs, but it only hurts about
Floyd | five times as much as the worst headache you ever experienced while
Floyd | alive.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/145
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed (crawling)
Floyd | You are under an awning that forms a small shed against the back of
Floyd | the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past the
Floyd | parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY" leads
Floyd | south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator that is chugging away noisily.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see your severed foot here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator makes a really loud noise, and it makes everything
Floyd | shake. You can't even think straight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 1/146
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Everything is shaking. You try to turn the handle on the back door but
Floyd | you can't get a good grip on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          1/147
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot (crawling)
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Blinds in the windows prevent you from seeing inside the diner to the
Floyd | west. A paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the back entrance of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    1/148
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the parking lot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, lit up and ready to play a tune.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from outside the front of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "push b2"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH B2
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox comes to life, and your selection, "B2: 'Big Car' by
Floyd | Severed Heads," lights up on the display. After a few clunks and
Floyd | whirrs from inside, you hear a woman's voice screaming from the
Floyd | loudspeaker over the booth:
Floyd |
Floyd | "All the way to the bottom, Maggie. You made it! AAAAAAAAAAAARHHH!"
Floyd | Then the music starts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Fang says (to Floyd), "cf2"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/150
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf3"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/150
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x booth"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/151
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOOTH
Floyd |
Floyd | Each booth is a formica table with two bench seats upholstered in
Floyd | ripped and faded red vinyl, with a speaker positioned on the ceiling
Floyd | directly overhead.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see your severed foot here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Whoops"
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/153
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You get into the booth.
Floyd |
Floyd | Each booth is a formica table with two bench seats upholstered in
Floyd | ripped and faded red vinyl, with a speaker positioned on the ceiling
Floyd | directly overhead. This booth has a blind covering the window. It's
Floyd | crooked and appears to be jammed, but it covers the glass so that you
Floyd | can't tell whether it's broken or not.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/154
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You get out of the booth.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see your severed foot here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x blind"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/155
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BLIND
Floyd |
Floyd | Flimsy, bent, and faded with age, it nevertheless covers the window so
Floyd | that you can't see outside from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The song comes to an end, and the jukebox is silent once more.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/156
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way. You can go south to the front of the diner or
Floyd | west through the kitchen door. You can also enter the booth.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "open blind"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BLIND
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull on the cord, but it's solidly jammed. If you want to see,
Floyd | you'll have to look under the blind.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "look under blind"
Binder has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BLIND
Floyd |
Floyd | You have to get into the booth to reach the east window.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open blind"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/159
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BLIND
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull on the cord, but it's solidly jammed. If you want to see,
Floyd | you'll have to look under the blind.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/160
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You get into the booth.
Floyd |
Floyd | Each booth is a formica table with two bench seats upholstered in
Floyd | ripped and faded red vinyl, with a speaker positioned on the ceiling
Floyd | directly overhead. This booth has a blind covering the window. It's
Floyd | crooked and appears to be jammed, but it covers the glass so that you
Floyd | can't tell whether it's broken or not.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "enter booth"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/161
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER BOOTH
Floyd |
Floyd | But you're already in the booth.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "look under blind"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/162
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BLIND
Floyd |
Floyd | Peeking behind the blind, you see that the window is intact. The
Floyd | parking lot beyond is deserted.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/163
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You get out of the booth.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, lit up and ready to play a tune.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see your severed foot here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "well, that was disappointing"
Fang says (to Floyd), "push b2"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/164
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH B2
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox comes to life, and your selection, "B2: 'Big Car' by
Floyd | Severed Heads," lights up on the display. After a few clunks and
Floyd | whirrs from inside, you hear a woman's voice screaming from the
Floyd | loudspeaker over the booth:
Floyd |
Floyd | "All the way to the bottom, Maggie. You made it! AAAAAAAAAAAARHHH!"
Floyd | Then the music starts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x jukebox"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/165
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JUKEBOX
Floyd |
Floyd | A light behind the entry for "B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads"
Floyd | indicates that it is now playing, and the music fills the room from a
Floyd | number of speakers over the booths. An array of panels list the
Floyd | available songs. There is a button labeled with the disc number and
Floyd | side by each one:
Floyd |
Floyd |   A1: After the Fall - Klaus Nomi
Floyd |   B1: The Voyeur of Utter Destruction - David Bowie
Floyd |
Floyd |   A2: Piggy Smack - Severed Heads
Floyd |   B2: Big Car - Severed Heads
Floyd |
Floyd |   A3: Mad World - Tears for Fears
Floyd |   B3: Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
Floyd |
Floyd |   A4: Thriller - Michael Jackson
Floyd |   B4: Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Junior
Floyd |
Floyd |   A5: Jerdacuttup Man - The Triffids
Floyd |   B5: The Spinning Top Song - The Triffids
Floyd |
Floyd |   A6: Love Zombie - Sweet Lickin' Honey Babes
Floyd |   B6: I'm Not the Man I Used to Be - Fine Young Cannibals
Floyd |
Floyd |   A7: Omnichrome - Three Hour Detour
Floyd |   B7: Snow Karma - Three Hour Detour
Floyd |
Floyd | Button B2 looks more worn than the others - you can hardly read the
Floyd | label at all.
Floyd |
Floyd | A foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Maybe we have to play a more welcoming song."
Fang says (to Floyd), "push b7"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/166
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH B7
Floyd |
Floyd | The current song continues to play, and your new selection does not
Floyd | appear to register. Perhaps you need to wait until the song is over.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/167
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen (crawling)
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | Muffled music can be heard coming from the jukebox in the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/168
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives through the kitchen door.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Or we need to solve some other puzzle first."
Johnny says (to Floyd), "search floor"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/169
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The floor is littered with broken glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | The song comes to an end, and the jukebox is silent once more.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "push b7"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/170
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH B7
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox comes to life, and your selection, "B7: 'Snow Karma' by
Floyd | Three Hour Detour," lights up on the display. After a few clunks and
Floyd | whirrs from inside, the music starts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/171
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I'm guessing the song has an effect elsewhere, maybe unlocking something while it's playing."
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen (crawling)
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | Muffled music can be heard coming from the jukebox in the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              1/172
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer (crawling)
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The freezer door is to the east. It is open and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | Out in the kitchen, your foot taps its toe impatiently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "heh"
Fang says, "hmm"
Fang asks, "is this a suicide ending?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              1/173
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | The only way out is through the door to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | Out in the kitchen, your foot taps its toe impatiently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "close door"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              1/173
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You lock yourself in the freezer. It continues getting colder.
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel an object bump against your foot. You look down to see what
Floyd | it is, but your foot isn't there. You feel the bump again, like your
Floyd | foot is trying to get somewhere and hitting an obstacle. Maybe it
Floyd | needs your help.
Floyd |
Floyd | It's peaceful here, but the harsh light and the mechanical noises
Floyd | eventually get to you. Soon your head is buzzing like it's filled with
Floyd | angry bees. You think of eating brains. Maybe you could have found
Floyd | more before you got stuck here. Too late now...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You are not quite at rest. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 1 out of a possible 4, in 173 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              1/173
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/174
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen (crawling)
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see your severed foot here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Muffled music can be heard coming from the jukebox in the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "okay, I really don't know what we're trying to achieve"
Johnny says, "Brains."
inky says, "hmm"
inky asks, "there aren't brains in the freezer?"
inky says, "I assumed there would be but it seems pretty empty"
inky says, "I guess a thing would be to trap some other guy in the freezer"
Fang says, "we've seen no one except the nun"
Fang says, "I'm gonna try and go back the other direction from the trailer"
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              1/175
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer (crawling)
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The freezer door is to the east. It is open and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | Out in the kitchen, your foot taps its toe impatiently.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              1/176
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen (crawling)
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see your severed foot here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/177
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, lit up and ready to play a tune.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives through the kitchen door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    1/178
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Something resembling a largish rodent appears among the wreckage of
Floyd | the front windows. It's your foot! It tumbles over the threshold and
Floyd | creeps down to the road where you're lying.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     1/179
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, lit up and ready to play a tune.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from outside the front of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    1/180
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner (crawling)
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | Something resembling a largish rodent appears among the wreckage of
Floyd | the front windows. It's your foot! It tumbles over the threshold and
Floyd | creeps down to the road where you're lying.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Cracked Road                                         1/181
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cracked Road (crawling)
Floyd | Your path leads east and west over cracked, uneven asphalt. A glint of
Floyd | chrome is all you see of the diner to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Open Road                                            1/182
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Open Road (crawling)
Floyd | You're crawling on an east-west road cut into the steep hillside. The
Floyd | desert spreads out to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Outside the Trailer                                  1/183
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Trailer (crawling)
Floyd | Parked just uphill on the northern shoulder of the road is the
Floyd | battered Cloudliner trailer. The road leads along the mountainside
Floyd | from a pine grove in the west, and a sign points east towards the
Floyd | highway.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/184
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pines (crawling)
Floyd | As the road leads into the mountains, the gnarled old pine trees get
Floyd | thicker. Cracks in the road trip your feet and thorns rip your arms
Floyd | and legs. Further travel west is blocked by a pile of fallen rocks.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your severed foot arrives from the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | You stumble upon an old yellow dog. Its fur is matted, and there's a
Floyd | fleck of foam on its jaw. Its eyes focus, you hear the beginning of a
Floyd | growl, and then it leaps at you. You step back just in time, and it
Floyd | circles back.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "we... step back?"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "pet dog"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/185
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PET DOG
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach out, and it turns to bite your hand. The teeth sink into
Floyd | your flesh and you realize just how strong the dog's grip is.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hand is now caught, still holding the gas can.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/184
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pines
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Fang says (to Floyd), "cf4"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/184
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pet dog"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/185
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PET DOG
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach out, and it turns to bite your hand. The teeth sink into
Floyd | your flesh and you realize just how strong the dog's grip is.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hand is now caught, still holding the gas can.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "x dog"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/186
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOG
Floyd |
Floyd | The dog's fur is matted and foamy drool drips from its jaws. It grips
Floyd | your hand tightly between its teeth.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "eat dog"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/187
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT DOG
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull the dog's head close and smash your face into its skull. Your
Floyd | teeth go flying and the dog bites down hard on your hand, but soon hot
Floyd | blood splashes on your face  and the animal goes limp.
Floyd |
Floyd | The creature is now motionless on the ground and its brains are yours
Floyd | for the taking, but it has bitten your hand clean off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "maybe this is a good trade?"
Johnny says, "Well, it's not even a trade necessarily."
Fang says (to Floyd), "x hand"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/188
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hand has been ripped from your arm. In its grip is a gas can.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Maybe we could have eaten it without petting first"
Johnny says, "Since we might be able to reattach a limb now."
olethros asks, "undo a bit?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Fang says (to Floyd), "cf4"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/184
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "eat dog"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/185
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT DOG
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach for the dog, and it turns to bite your hand. The teeth sink
Floyd | into your flesh and you realize just how strong the dog's grip is.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hand is now caught, still holding the rosary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/186
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou
Floyd | among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary,
Floyd | mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our
Floyd | death."
Floyd |
Floyd | Or at least that's how it goes in your head. The actual sound you make
Floyd | is more like "Aarhvfark frmtbl." 
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "man bites dog"
Fang says (to Floyd), "eat dog"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                1/187
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT DOG
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull the dog's head close and smash your face into its skull. Your
Floyd | teeth go flying and the dog bites down hard on your hand, but soon hot
Floyd | blood splashes on your face  and the animal goes limp.
Floyd |
Floyd | The creature is now motionless on the ground and its brains are yours
Floyd | for the taking, but it has bitten your hand clean off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "eat brains"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/188
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT BRAINS
Floyd |
Floyd | You ball your remaining hand into a fist and smash it into the skull
Floyd | of the defenseless animal. Cupping its head to your mouth, you suck
Floyd | out the tender grey matter, and then dig out the remaining pieces with
Floyd | your fingers, licking them clean.
Floyd |
Floyd | "It should have been me."
Floyd |
Floyd | "You're wrong, Jack. It shouldn't have been at all. What's
Floyd | happening-" Peter stops. "These creatures - they're unnatural. They
Floyd | defy God. You can't blame yourself."  
Floyd |
Floyd | He turns back to the fire and pulls the other hind leg off of the
Floyd | rabbit you're sharing. It's not much of a meal for all three of you,
Floyd | but it's the best you've had in days.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marie's finished off the flanks and forelegs already and now she's
Floyd | trying to get little bits of meat off the skull.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "eat brains"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/188
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT BRAINS
Floyd |
Floyd | The thought of eating brains nauseates you in the extreme. You're
Floyd | not some kind of monster, are you?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/189
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Pines
Floyd | As the road leads into the mountains, the gnarled old pine trees
Floyd | get thicker. Here there is a little shelter from the freezing winds.
Floyd | Further travel west is blocked by a pile of fallen rocks.
Floyd |
Floyd | The three of you have built a small campfire here. Only a few
Floyd | embers remain and you've been inching closer against the late winter
Floyd | chill.
Floyd |
Floyd | A rabbit carcass lies by the fire, stripped of its meat.
Floyd |
Floyd | Peter is cleaning his fingernails with a pocketknife.
Floyd |
Floyd | Marie is picking the meat off a rabbit skull with unnerving
Floyd | gusto.
Floyd |
Floyd | A little of your strength returns and the sharpest vibrations of
Floyd | your headache subside as the first morsels of food hit your stomach
Floyd | juices.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says, "it's a flashback"
Johnny says, "A hallucination."
Fang says (to Floyd), "x carcass"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/190
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CARCASS
Floyd |
Floyd | Cooking directly on the fire does not make for even heating. Some
Floyd | bones are charred, while others are still wet and bloody.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says, "either"
Johnny says, "Both."
Fang says (to Floyd), "eat rabbit"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/191
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT RABBIT
Floyd |
Floyd | (the hind leg)
Floyd | You gnaw at the bone a little more.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "talk to marie"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/192
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO MARIE
Floyd |
Floyd | "What's up with you, Marie?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Marie gives you a greasy thumbs-up as she chews on her rabbit
Floyd | skull.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "talk to peter"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/193
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO PETER
Floyd |
Floyd |  (To speak aloud the thought that is currently on your mind, you
Floyd | can use the abbreviation "T".)
Floyd |
Floyd | "How are you doing, Peter?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's been rough, Jack. You know all about that. Man, winter was
Floyd | hard. I didn't think it got that cold out here. But the cold's better
Floyd | than what's coming - now the corpses are starting to thaw. It's hard
Floyd | not to give up sometimes."
Floyd |
Floyd | You're thinking, "Seriously? Peter, giving up?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "talk to peter"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/194
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO PETER
Floyd |
Floyd | "You're not seriously thinking about giving up, are you
Floyd | Peter?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "We've got to have faith, Jack. That's about all we've got left.
Floyd | But I still believe. There's got to be something better after
Floyd | this."
Floyd |
Floyd | You're thinking, "How can Peter still believe in God? After
Floyd | everything that's happened?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "t giving up"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/195
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T GIVING UP
Floyd |
Floyd | "You're not seriously thinking about giving up, are you
Floyd | Peter?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "We've got to have faith, Jack. That's about all we've got left.
Floyd | But I still believe. There's got to be something better after
Floyd | this."
Floyd |
Floyd | You're thinking, "How can Peter still believe in God? After
Floyd | everything that's happened?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "t god"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/196
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T GOD
Floyd |
Floyd | "How can you still believe in God, Peter? After everything that's
Floyd | happened?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I have to believe that God still cares, Jack. The corruption of
Floyd | this world - that doesn't come from God. That comes from us, from our
Floyd | sins. We've fallen so far. But I believe He will take us back. I
Floyd | believe we'll be in Paradise soon."
Floyd |
Floyd | You're thinking, "What if the undead life IS the afterlife?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "t afterlife"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/197
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T AFTERLIFE
Floyd |
Floyd | "What if this is it? What if the undead life IS the
Floyd | afterlife?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "You know that doesn't make any sense. Stop talking crazy."
Floyd |
Floyd | You're thinking, "What happens to your soul when your body is
Floyd | turned undead?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "ah great, we're religious nut zombies"
Zach says, "Peter and Mary. That must make us Zombie Jesus."
Fang says (to Floyd), "talk to marie"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/198
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO MARIE
Floyd |
Floyd | "What's up with you, Marie?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Marie gives you a greasy thumbs-up as she chews on her rabbit
Floyd | skull.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t soul"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/199
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T SOUL
Floyd |
Floyd | "What happens to your soul when your body is turned undead? Can
Floyd | you still go to Heaven?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Mmfph!" she mumbles through a mouthful of rabbit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "illuminating"
Zach says, "Heh"
inky says, "take this and eat it: it is my brains"
Fang says (to Floyd), "t giving up"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/200
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T GIVING UP
Floyd |
Floyd | "Seriously, Marie? Peter, giving up?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Mmfph!" she mumbles through a mouthful of rabbit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t darn right"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/201
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T DARN RIGHT
Floyd |
Floyd | "darn right" was not recognized as something you can talk
Floyd | about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "talk to pter"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/201
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO PTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The word "pter" was not understood.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "talk to peter"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/202
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO PETER
Floyd |
Floyd | "How are you doing, Peter?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's been rough, Jack. You know all about that. Man, winter was
Floyd | hard. It's hard not to give up sometimes."
Floyd |
Floyd | You're thinking, "Thank God they stop when it freezes. But now
Floyd | they're thawing out..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to inky), "Ah, The Parable of Spaghetti and Meatballs and No, Keep Your Eyes Shut."
Fang says (to Floyd), "t soul"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/203
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T SOUL
Floyd |
Floyd | "All right then, what happens to your soul when your body is
Floyd | turned undead? Can you still go to Heaven?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Death is death. This undead thing, that's not you. Your soul is
Floyd | released when you die. It leaves your body. You've seen those things.
Floyd | They can't possibly have a soul."
Floyd |
Floyd | You're thinking, "But what if they do? How could their souls find
Floyd | release?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "release"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/204
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RELEASE
Floyd |
Floyd | (the hind leg)
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t release"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/205
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T RELEASE
Floyd |
Floyd | "But what if they do have souls, trapped in their bodies? What if
Floyd | they're just in so much pain that they can't express anything else?
Floyd | How could their souls find release?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Peter glances at you uneasily. "They don't have souls." He gives a
Floyd | frustrated sigh. "But for the sake of argument, suppose you're right.
Floyd | Destroying the head, that seems to shut them down. Like really dying,
Floyd | for good. Maybe their souls are released then. Would that make you
Floyd | feel any better about it?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t dying"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/206
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T DYING
Floyd |
Floyd | "dying" was not recognized as something you can talk about.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/207
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T
Floyd |
Floyd | You're at a loss for words.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You've made your point," Peter says.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're thinking, "What the hell happened last week? That thing
Floyd | came out of nowhere."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/208
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T
Floyd |
Floyd | "What the hell happened last week? That thing came out of
Floyd | nowhere."
Floyd |
Floyd | "It was half buried underground, Jack. Maybe it got caught in that
Floyd | flash flood in November. You almost stepped on it - I guess that's
Floyd | when it woke up. If I hadn't had my steel-toed boots on, we'd probably
Floyd | both be dead now."
Floyd |
Floyd | You're thinking, "Thank God they stop when it freezes. But now
Floyd | they're thawing out..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/209
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T
Floyd |
Floyd | "Thank God they stop when it freezes. But now they're thawing
Floyd | out..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's like they're lizards," he says. "You know, some kind of
Floyd | cold-blooded creature. When the weather freezes, they freeze too. And
Floyd | when it's cold, they're slow. But they still move. It only takes a
Floyd | little bit of a warm-up to get them going again."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/210
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't think of anything to talk about right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Whoo-hah! That was one tasty bunny," Marie bellows, wiping her
Floyd | face with the back of her hand. She burps loudly and leans back with a
Floyd | sleepy, satisfied expression.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're thinking, "Jim saved me. I didn't deserve that."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/211
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T
Floyd |
Floyd | "He saved me. I didn't deserve that."
Floyd |
Floyd | Peter replies, "You would have done the same thing, Jack. You're
Floyd | not--"
Floyd |
Floyd | What sounds at first like a chuckle from Marie turns into a gag,
Floyd | and then a muffled scream. Bony hands wrap around her head and squeeze
Floyd | her throat as she's dragged away by shadowy figures. Unearthly whoops
Floyd | and grunts suggest there's at least four of them. Peter stands and
Floyd | draws a pistol, shooting first into the shadows, and then as teeth
Floyd | flash and blood flows, at Marie's head. You're on your feet too, and
Floyd | more shadows are approaching...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/212
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Pines
Floyd | As the road leads into the mountains, the gnarled old pine trees
Floyd | get thicker. Here there is a little shelter from the freezing winds.
Floyd | Further travel west is blocked by a pile of fallen rocks.
Floyd |
Floyd | The three of you have built a small campfire here. Only a few
Floyd | embers remain and you've been inching closer against the late winter
Floyd | chill.
Floyd |
Floyd | A rabbit carcass lies by the fire, stripped of its meat.
Floyd |
Floyd | Peter is slashing at monsters with his pocketknife, pistol ready
Floyd | in his other hand.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of monsters is crowding around you from out of the
Floyd | darkness, reaching for your throat with bloody hands.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a hind leg here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Monsters? That dog's brain must have gone right to your head.
Floyd | You're being attacked by a pack of wild dogs!
Floyd |
Floyd | Pines (crawling)
Floyd | As the road leads into the mountains, the gnarled old pine trees get
Floyd | thicker. Further travel west is blocked by a pile of fallen rocks.
Floyd |
Floyd | A wretched old yellow dog is lying dead in the dirt. In its mouth is
Floyd | your severed hand.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first. One of them seems to
Floyd | have something in its mouth.
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel an itching at the end of your leg and your arm. The stump of
Floyd | your ankle is really throbbing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros asks, "we shoot?"
olethros says, "oh snap"
Fang says, "man, being a zombie is miserable"
inky says, "ha ha"
olethros says, "fucking dogs; they are a menace for joggers and zombies"
Fang says (to Floyd), "x mouth"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/213
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MOUTH
Floyd |
Floyd | (the wild dog's mouth)
Floyd | The animal has your foot in its mouth. It must have picked it up and
Floyd | followed the scent here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your ankle continues to throb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
olethros says (to Floyd), "attach foot"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/214
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ATTACH FOOT
Floyd |
Floyd | (to your leg)
Floyd | As you place your foot on your leg, the itching becomes more intense
Floyd | until it feels like a white-hot flame. Cartilage springs from your
Floyd | bone as sinews reattach and flesh crawls together. Within a minute or
Floyd | so your foot is as whole as it was before - that is to say, putrid and
Floyd | threadbare, but attached.
Floyd |
Floyd | Unfortunately, your headache is worse now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "attach hand"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/215
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ATTACH HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | (to your arm)
Floyd | You hold your severed hand against your arm, but your body must not be
Floyd | ready to heal, because it doesn't stick. You need to find some more
Floyd | brains to eat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "status"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/216
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STATUS
Floyd |
Floyd | Your foot has been fused back onto your leg, and you are missing a
Floyd | hand. You have eaten some old yellow dog's brains and a last piece of
Floyd | your friend Jim's brains. Your head is throbbing painfully, but it's
Floyd | only about four times the intensity of the worst headache you ever
Floyd | felt in your life.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "this entire game is based on hunger and inventory mechanics, isn't it?"
inky says, "hmm"
olethros says, "why not"
inky asks, "isn't our foot still in the dog's mouth?"
Fang says, "yes"
olethros says, "our hand"
Fang says, "so, hm"
Fang says, "no, our hand is in a different dog's mouth"
Zach asks, "Should we run away?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf5"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/216
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "eat dog"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/217
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT DOG
Floyd |
Floyd | The old yellow dog doesn't have any brains left for you to eat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/218
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Pines
Floyd | As the road leads into the mountains, the gnarled old pine trees get
Floyd | thicker. Further travel west is blocked by a pile of fallen rocks.
Floyd |
Floyd | A wretched old yellow dog is lying dead in the dirt. In its mouth is
Floyd | your severed hand.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take hand"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/219
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hands are full, so to speak.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x rock"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/219
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROCK
Floyd |
Floyd | The word "rock" was not understood.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/220
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In one hand you have a gas can. The other hand has been severed from
Floyd | your arm.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x rocks"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/221
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROCKS
Floyd |
Floyd | You see nothing special about the large rockfall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/222
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd | The hills here are steep and treacherous. You saw a dead guy going
Floyd | down a slope like this one time -- he tripped and fell quite a ways.
Floyd | Having both legs broken wouldn't have been so bad in itself, but then
Floyd | the wild dogs and the vultures found him. His flesh kept growing back
Floyd | and they just kept chewing it off before he could build up the
Floyd | strength to get up again.
Floyd |
Floyd | The only way back is down the road to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Maybe we should have gotten our hand first"
Fang says (to Floyd), "drop can"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/223
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "take hand"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/224
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Outside the Trailer                                  2/225
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You flee towards the east, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Trailer
Floyd | Parked just uphill on the northern shoulder of the road is the
Floyd | battered Cloudliner trailer. The road leads along the mountainside
Floyd | from a pine grove in the west, and a sign points east towards the
Floyd | highway.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "I'm not sure we got a choice"
inky says, "aha"
inky asks, "freezer somehow, right?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Open Road                                            2/225
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You flee towards the east, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | You stumble along for what seems like quite a long distance. Your
Floyd | dragging foot catches on a rock. With a crack, it snaps right off and
Floyd | you plant your face in the hot asphalt.
Floyd |
Floyd | The pack leaps upon you silently, pinning you to the pavement and
Floyd | tearing into your flesh. Your throat is torn out, your spine is
Floyd | crushed, and you feel the world tumble as your head rolls away from
Floyd | your body. The dogs lose interest in a short while, and then the
Floyd | vultures arrive to pick at your exposed organs. Somehow you are still
Floyd | able to feel all of it.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Wild beasts feast on your flesh. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 2 out of a possible 4, in 225 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
inky says, "though, hrm, maybe we were supposed to decoy them with our hand or something"
Fang says, "wha"
Fang asks, "do we always lose our feet here?"
Zach asks, "Maybe that's because we left and came back?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf5"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/216
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "drop can"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/217
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take hand"
Floyd ]  Pines                                                2/218
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Outside the Trailer                                  2/219
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You flee towards the east, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Trailer
Floyd | Parked just uphill on the northern shoulder of the road is the
Floyd | battered Cloudliner trailer. The road leads along the mountainside
Floyd | from a pine grove in the west, and a sign points east towards the
Floyd | highway.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm, or they just want our hand"
Zach says (to Floyd), "throw hand"
Floyd ]  Outside the Trailer                                  2/220
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | You toss your severed hand a short distance and it lands in the dirt.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Outside the Trailer                                  2/221
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | The hills here are steep and treacherous. You saw a dead guy going
Floyd | down a slope like this one time -- he tripped and fell quite a ways.
Floyd | Having both legs broken wouldn't have been so bad in itself, but then
Floyd | the wild dogs and the vultures found him. His flesh kept growing back
Floyd | and they just kept chewing it off before he could build up the
Floyd | strength to get up again.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can go north into the trailer or down the road to the east or the
Floyd | west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Open Road                                            2/221
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You flee towards the east, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | You stumble along for what seems like quite a long distance. Your
Floyd | dragging foot catches on a rock. With a crack, it snaps right off and
Floyd | you plant your face in the hot asphalt.
Floyd |
Floyd | The pack leaps upon you silently, pinning you to the pavement and
Floyd | tearing into your flesh. Your throat is torn out, your spine is
Floyd | crushed, and you feel the world tumble as your head rolls away from
Floyd | your body. The dogs lose interest in a short while, and then the
Floyd | vultures arrive to pick at your exposed organs. Somehow you are still
Floyd | able to feel all of it.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Wild beasts feast on your flesh. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 2 out of a possible 4, in 221 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Bwah"
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Outside the Trailer                                  2/221
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Trailer
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               2/222
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the front door)
Floyd | You squeeze into the trailer and slam the door behind you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Cloudliner KC7 Trailer
Floyd | This tiny trailer is where you would sleep, if you slept. The front
Floyd | door is to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | What's left of a large mirror leans against the wall, smeared with
Floyd | dried blood and vomit. Pieces of broken glass litter the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The refrigerator is standing open.
Floyd |
Floyd | The severed head is lying on the floor, its eyes following you
Floyd | crookedly.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of barking dogs is coming from the front door.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside you hear howls of frustration. The door rattles as paws
Floyd | scratch and bodies thump against it. After a while, the barking turns
Floyd | to sniffing, and then silence as the animals leave in search of easier
Floyd | prey.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "ou"
Floyd ]  Cloudliner KC7 Trailer                               2/222
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OU
Floyd |
Floyd | I couldn't identify a verb in that command.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hooray"
Fang says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Outside the Trailer                                  2/223
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the front door)
Floyd | You turn the doorknob, careful not to pull it out. By rubbing the
Floyd | stump of your wrist against the edge of the door, you're able to
Floyd | chivvy it open.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Trailer
Floyd | Parked just uphill on the northern shoulder of the road is the
Floyd | battered Cloudliner trailer. The road leads along the mountainside
Floyd | from a pine grove in the west, and a sign points east towards the
Floyd | highway.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see your severed hand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | From inside the trailer, you hear the head wail, "Noooo! Doonnnn'
Floyd | leeavve!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Then the front door swings closed with a bang.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "take hand"
Floyd ]  Outside the Trailer                                  2/224
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "nice"
Zach says (to Floyd), "take hand"
Floyd ]  Outside the Trailer                                  2/225
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | You already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW goes home.
DavidW has disconnected. Zach asks, "Hmm, can we have continue down the road past the sedan?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Open Road                                            2/226
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You stumble along for what seems like quite a long distance. The road
Floyd | is uneven here, and your poor vision misses many rocks and pieces of
Floyd | debris. You trip on something, planting your face in the hot asphalt,
Floyd | but your foot seems to have healed well enough to take the punishment.
Floyd | You get up again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Open Road
Floyd | You're walking on an east-west road cut into the steep hillside. The
Floyd | desert spreads out to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "so now we have a foot and only one hand"
Fang says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Open Road                                            2/227
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | And become a permanent feast for the vultures in these steep and
Floyd | treacherous hills? Not today.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can go down the road to the east or the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cracked Road                                         2/228
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You stumble along for what seems like quite a long distance. The road
Floyd | is uneven here, and your poor vision misses many cracks and potholes.
Floyd | You twist your ankle on some unseen obstacle. You sit down to rest for
Floyd | a moment, but your foot seems to have healed well enough to take the
Floyd | punishment. You get up again.
Floyd |
Floyd | Cracked Road
Floyd | Your path leads east and west over cracked, uneven asphalt. A glint of
Floyd | chrome is all you see of the diner to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    2/229
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of barking dogs is coming from the inside of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     2/230
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, lit up and ready to play a tune.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "huh"
Johnny says, "f push b2"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "push b2"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     2/231
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH B2
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox comes to life, and your selection, "B2: 'Big Car' by
Floyd | Severed Heads," lights up on the display. After a few clunks and
Floyd | whirrs from inside, you hear a woman's voice screaming from the
Floyd | loudspeaker over the booth:
Floyd |
Floyd | "All the way to the bottom, Maggie. You made it! AAAAAAAAAAAARHHH!"
Floyd | Then the music starts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "hunh, weird"
Fang says (to Floyd), "x dogs"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     2/232
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOGS
Floyd |
Floyd | There are four or five big mongrel dogs - they move so fast and your
Floyd | vision is so poor that you can't be sure. They look stout and healthy,
Floyd | unlike the rabid beast you just took down. They're barking
Floyd | aggressively and hopping around, each one tripping over the others to
Floyd | get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     2/233
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DANCE
Floyd |
Floyd | You flail around, jumping up and down like a crazy fool. It makes you
Floyd | a little dizzy, but your head doesn't hurt any worse for it.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x jukebox"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     2/234
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JUKEBOX
Floyd |
Floyd | A light behind the entry for "B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads"
Floyd | indicates that it is now playing, and the music fills the room from a
Floyd | number of speakers over the booths. An array of panels list the
Floyd | available songs. There is a button labeled with the disc number and
Floyd | side by each one:
Floyd |
Floyd |   A1: After the Fall - Klaus Nomi
Floyd |   B1: The Voyeur of Utter Destruction - David Bowie
Floyd |
Floyd |   A2: Piggy Smack - Severed Heads
Floyd |   B2: Big Car - Severed Heads
Floyd |
Floyd |   A3: Mad World - Tears for Fears
Floyd |   B3: Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
Floyd |
Floyd |   A4: Thriller - Michael Jackson
Floyd |   B4: Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Junior
Floyd |
Floyd |   A5: Jerdacuttup Man - The Triffids
Floyd |   B5: The Spinning Top Song - The Triffids
Floyd |
Floyd |   A6: Love Zombie - Sweet Lickin' Honey Babes
Floyd |   B6: I'm Not the Man I Used to Be - Fine Young Cannibals
Floyd |
Floyd |   A7: Omnichrome - Three Hour Detour
Floyd |   B7: Snow Karma - Three Hour Detour
Floyd |
Floyd | Button B2 looks more worn than the others - you can hardly read the
Floyd | label at all.
Floyd |
Floyd | A foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              2/235
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You head for the kitchen door, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | Muffled music can be heard coming from the jukebox in the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              2/236
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd | You head for the freezer door, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The freezer door is to the east. It is open and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              2/237
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You head for the freezer door, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "throw hand in freezer"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              2/237
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW HAND IN FREEZER
Floyd |
Floyd | That command was not understood, although the first part matched the
Floyd | action throw the hand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky asks, "maybe drop hand?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              2/238
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You head for the freezer door, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The freezer door is to the east. It is open and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "drop hand"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              2/239
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              2/240
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You head for the freezer door, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              2/241
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You head for the freezer door, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The freezer door is to the east. It is open and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see your severed hand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "take hand"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              2/242
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              2/243
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You head for the freezer door, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "okay, I'm confused"
Fang asks, "I suppose we could have taken the skull from the trailer?"
olethros says, "not really"
Fang says, "oh wait, not with the handedness issue"
Johnny says (to Floyd), "wave hand"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              2/244
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAVE HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | You wave your severed hand around with your good hand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "clap"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              2/244
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLAP
Floyd |
Floyd | I couldn't identify a verb in that command.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "dogs, go w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              2/245
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DOGS, GO W
Floyd |
Floyd | The wild dogs have better things to do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "hrm"
inky asks, "have we found, I dunno, a bone?"
inky asks, "maybe grab the corpse of the other dog?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              2/246
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | In your good hand you have your severed hand (with a rosary in its
Floyd | grip).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              2/247
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 2/248
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | You are standing under an awning that forms a small shed against the
Floyd | back of the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past
Floyd | the parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY"
Floyd | leads south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator that is chugging away noisily.
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator makes a really loud noise, and it makes everything
Floyd | shake. You can't even think straight.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of barking dogs is coming from the employee entrance.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          2/249
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Blinds in the windows prevent you from seeing inside the diner to the
Floyd | west. A paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "these dogs are pretty unthreatening to be honest"
Fang says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    2/250
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              2/251
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | The road curves to the north here around a steep cliff. Dead ahead is
Floyd | the scene of a horrific accident - four or five cars are smashed
Floyd | together. Behind the pile-up is another wreck: lying on its side,
Floyd | blocking the entire road, is the carcass of a school bus.
Floyd |
Floyd | Several more cars seem to have stopped short of the accident scene.
Floyd | Most are stripped-down or rusted beyond recognition, but a large, boxy
Floyd | blue sedan looks more recent.
Floyd |
Floyd | A religious sister is smiling at you peacefully.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a siphon pump here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t nun"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              2/252
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T NUN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Aaaah.... hhhello, sssister."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm very pleased to meet you, sir. My name is Sister Christina
Floyd | Therese."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t nun"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              2/253
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T NUN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Aaaah.... hhhello, sssister."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm very pleased to meet you, sir. My name is Sister Christina
Floyd | Therese."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x sedan"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              2/254
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SEDAN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's an old Dodge. Light blue, scratched and dusty, but still in
Floyd | decent shape. The doors and windows are locked, but the gas cap for
Floyd | the sedan's tank is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I see you got some gasoline out of my old clunker here," Sister
Floyd | Christina observes. "I hope it can be of use to you, and do please let
Floyd | me know if there's anything else I can help you with," she says.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t dogs"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              2/255
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T DOGS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Annimmmals..."
Floyd |
Floyd | Sister Christina gives you a glassy-eyed smile and a slight nod, but
Floyd | no further pretense that she understood you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "t bus"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              2/256
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T BUS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Schoooll buuuss!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "I believe I saw somebody moving around underneath that schoolbus,"
Floyd | she tells you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t hand"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              2/257
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | You mumble something almost comprehensible about your severed hand.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Would you like me to hold your severed hand for you while you put it
Floyd | back on?" Sister Christina offers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "t sedan"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              2/258
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T SEDAN
Floyd |
Floyd | "Gas... in caaarr..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I see you got some gasoline out of my old clunker here. I hope it can
Floyd | be of use to you, and do please let me know if there's anything else I
Floyd | can help you with," she says.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "underneath the bus, eh?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "give hand to nun"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              2/259
Floyd | >
Johnny asks, "Remember when the children attacked?"
Floyd | > GIVE HAND TO NUN
Floyd |
Floyd | You offer your severed hand to Sister Christina Therese.
Floyd |
Floyd | She takes your severed hand and holds it out so you can steady
Floyd | yourself to reattach it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "attach hand"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              2/260
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ATTACH HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | (to your arm)
Floyd | You hold your severed hand against your arm, but nothing happens. Your
Floyd | body refuses to heal.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Noooo! Need more braaaains!" you howl.
Floyd | "Braaaaaaaaaaiiins!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a great number of high-pitched voices somewhere among the
Floyd | wreckage. You can't make out what they're saying.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh listen to all these pitiable wretches! You must be very hungry,
Floyd | friend," Sister Christina says to you. "Here, you need this more than
Floyd | I do."
Floyd |
Floyd | She kneels down and pulls back her veil, exposing a scarred head
Floyd | dotted with patches of brittle white hair. A large gash running from
Floyd | front to back reveals that her skull is cracked open and most of her
Floyd | brain is still intact.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Go ahead, dear. I know you'll feel much better."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "nice lady :("
Fang says (to Floyd), "eat brains"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/261
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT BRAINS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the Sister's brains)
Floyd | You devour the Sister's brains with gusto.
Floyd |
Floyd | Here we go. 
Floyd |
Floyd | Peter adjusts the straps around his head and then activates his
Floyd | detonator switch. "This is it, Jack. We're the lucky ones - we can
Floyd | choose between eternal rest and eternal torment."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t peter"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/262
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T PETER
Floyd |
Floyd | "How are you doing, Peter?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Not so good, man. I think this is it."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/263
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | The road curves to the north here around a steep cliff. Dead ahead
Floyd | is the scene of a horrific accident - four or five cars are smashed
Floyd | together.
Floyd |
Floyd | Coming up the road from both directions is an endless flow of
Floyd | walking dead, leering with half-eaten faces and groaning with
Floyd | bloodlust.
Floyd |
Floyd | Peter is trembling slightly, sweating slightly, smiling slightly.
Floyd | His eyes don't focus. His thumb is ready to release his bomb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x bomb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/264
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOMB
Floyd |
Floyd | (your bomb)
Floyd | The bomb has a lump of plastic explosive, a detonator, and straps
Floyd | for your head. A cord runs down from the detonator to a hand-operated
Floyd | switch. There's a safety toggle, currently in the "on" (safe)
Floyd | position, and a trigger button. It's just like the one Peter's
Floyd | wearing, except you asked him to give it a regular detonator switch.
Floyd | Not that you're any more confident about your survival, you just
Floyd | couldn't stand the thought of accidentally blowing yourself up. 
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still working on the "on purpose" part.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "remove bomb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/265
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMOVE BOMB
Floyd |
Floyd | (your bomb)
Floyd | You're not wearing that!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "drop bomb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/266
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP BOMB
Floyd |
Floyd | (your bomb)
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/267
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | (leaving to the west)
Floyd | The horde is approaching from all directions. There is nowhere to
Floyd | go. The only choice you have is how you will die.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x bomb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/268
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOMB
Floyd |
Floyd | (your bomb)
Floyd | The bomb has a lump of plastic explosive, a detonator, and straps
Floyd | for your head. A cord runs down from the detonator to a hand-operated
Floyd | switch. There's a safety toggle, currently in the "on" (safe)
Floyd | position, and a trigger button. It's just like the one Peter's
Floyd | wearing, except you asked him to give it a regular detonator switch.
Floyd | Not that you're any more confident about your survival, you just
Floyd | couldn't stand the thought of accidentally blowing yourself up. 
Floyd |
Floyd | You're still working on the "on purpose" part.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "turn off safety"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/269
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF SAFETY
Floyd |
Floyd | You switch off the safety. If the bomb goes off now, not only
Floyd | could it be an ugly mess, but your head might survive to be
Floyd | reanimated.
Floyd |
Floyd | An elderly gentleman with no flesh on the right side of his face
Floyd | touches Peter lightly on the ear. Peter doesn't flinch, he just
Floyd | relaxes his thumb. The two of them drop to the ground amid a deafening
Floyd | crack of blood and fire. 
Floyd |
Floyd | The elderly gentleman gets up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "get bomb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET BOMB
Floyd |
Floyd | (your bomb)
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "turn off bomb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF BOMB
Floyd |
Floyd | (your bomb)
Floyd | That's not something you can switch.
Floyd |
Floyd | The elderly gentleman, joined by a gaggle of his companions, turns
Floyd | from Peter's body and reaches for you. You go for your weapon, but
Floyd | what you find in your hand is a bomb trigger. Unthinking, you squeeze
Floyd | it...
Floyd |
Floyd | The bomb goes off in your hands, ripping your stomach apart.
Floyd | Although you're paralyzed by pain, you remain fully conscious. The
Floyd | creatures claw open your ribcage and stick their little fingers into
Floyd | your organs. You wonder why you haven't passed out, and then you
Floyd | realize there was no bomb, and these creatures are only little
Floyd | children, reaching into your abdomen to fish the chewed-up mush of the
Floyd | poor nun's brains from your stomach. When they finish that, they
Floyd | follow up with your own sorry excuse for grey matter...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** There is no relief. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 4, in 270 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
inky says, "oops"
inky says, "somehow I screwed up the flashback"
Fang says, "woops"
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/269
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "turn on bomb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON BOMB
Floyd |
Floyd | (your bomb)
Floyd | That's not something you can switch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/269
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "toggle safety"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOGGLE SAFETY
Floyd |
Floyd | You switch your bomb's safety toggle on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | The road curves to the north here around a steep cliff. Dead ahead
Floyd | is the scene of a horrific accident - four or five cars are smashed
Floyd | together.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of monsters is ripping chunks off of Peter's body. You
Floyd | could almost swear their shrieks are cries of frustration that they
Floyd | can't find his brain, that their putrid drool is mixed with tears of
Floyd | longing.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see your bomb here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The elderly gentleman, joined by a gaggle of his companions, turns
Floyd | from Peter's body and reaches for you. You swing your machete, and it
Floyd | gets stuck in a shoulder. Before you can pull it out, five hands grab
Floyd | your arm, and others behind you lift your body, twisting your arm,
Floyd | turning you upside-down... 
Floyd |
Floyd | But they're not big scary monsters. No, you're the monster... these
Floyd | are just little schoolkids. They couldn't be more than eight years
Floyd | old. There's so many, though, and they want your brains just as much
Floyd | as you want theirs. Headfirst, you're lowered towards their broken
Floyd | little teeth...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** There is no relief. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 4, in 270 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "throw bomb at zombies"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW BOMB AT ZOMBIES
Floyd |
Floyd | (your bomb the monsters)
Floyd | (first taking your bomb)
Floyd |
Floyd | You might, if you were very lucky, blow up one of these creatures
Floyd | before they got to you. No, this bomb is for you to go out with a
Floyd | scrap of dignity - and avoid becoming one of them.
Floyd |
Floyd | The elderly gentleman, joined by a gaggle of his companions, turns
Floyd | from Peter's body and reaches for you. You swing your machete, and it
Floyd | gets stuck in a shoulder. Before you can pull it out, five hands grab
Floyd | your arm, and others behind you lift your body, twisting your arm,
Floyd | turning you upside-down... 
Floyd |
Floyd | But they're not big scary monsters. No, you're the monster... these
Floyd | are just little schoolkids. They couldn't be more than eight years
Floyd | old. There's so many, though, and they want your brains just as much
Floyd | as you want theirs. Headfirst, you're lowered towards their broken
Floyd | little teeth...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** There is no relief. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 4, in 270 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | The horde is approaching from all directions. There is nowhere to
Floyd | go. The only choice you have is how you will die.
Floyd |
Floyd | The elderly gentleman, joined by a gaggle of his companions, turns
Floyd | from Peter's body and reaches for you. You swing your machete, and it
Floyd | gets stuck in a shoulder. Before you can pull it out, five hands grab
Floyd | your arm, and others behind you lift your body, twisting your arm,
Floyd | turning you upside-down... 
Floyd |
Floyd | But they're not big scary monsters. No, you're the monster... these
Floyd | are just little schoolkids. They couldn't be more than eight years
Floyd | old. There's so many, though, and they want your brains just as much
Floyd | as you want theirs. Headfirst, you're lowered towards their broken
Floyd | little teeth...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** There is no relief. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 4, in 270 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says, "hmm"
Fang asks, "are we stuck?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "/undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd | >
Floyd | > /UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "I think it is possible to blow up the bomb"
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/269
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/268
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/267
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "although obviously it doesn't work since we end up here"
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/266
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/265
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "While it's on our head, I guess?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/266
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | The road curves to the north here around a steep cliff. Dead ahead
Floyd | is the scene of a horrific accident - four or five cars are smashed
Floyd | together.
Floyd |
Floyd | Coming up the road from both directions is an endless flow of
Floyd | walking dead, leering with half-eaten faces and groaning with
Floyd | bloodlust.
Floyd |
Floyd | Peter is trembling slightly, sweating slightly, smiling slightly.
Floyd | His eyes don't focus. His thumb is ready to release his bomb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/267
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a rosary
Floyd |   a filthy machete
Floyd |   your bomb
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/266
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/265
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "wear bomb"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/266
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR BOMB
Floyd |
Floyd | (your bomb)
Floyd | You fix the straps around your head. 
Floyd |
Floyd | An elderly gentleman with no flesh on the right side of his face
Floyd | touches Peter lightly on the ear. Peter doesn't flinch, he just
Floyd | relaxes his thumb. The two of them drop to the ground amid a deafening
Floyd | crack of blood and fire. 
Floyd |
Floyd | The elderly gentleman gets up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "turn off safety"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/267
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF SAFETY
Floyd |
Floyd | You switch off the safety. If you have the guts to press the
Floyd | trigger button now, you will never be reanimated. Maybe you'll finally
Floyd | know if Peter was right about choosing eternal rest...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "push trigger"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/268
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH TRIGGER
Floyd |
Floyd | Ow! A sharp stabbing snaps you back to reality. Your headache has
Floyd | intensified to a level you didn't believe was possible. What appeared
Floyd | in your daydream to be a crowd of adults turns out to be mere children
Floyd | - just as dead, but crawling enthusiastically from underneath the
Floyd | schoolbus rather than approaching from all sides.
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | The road curves to the north here around a steep cliff. Dead ahead is
Floyd | the scene of a horrific accident - four or five cars are smashed
Floyd | together. Behind the pile-up is another wreck: lying on its side,
Floyd | blocking the entire road, is the carcass of a school bus.
Floyd |
Floyd | Several more cars seem to have stopped short of the accident scene.
Floyd | Most are stripped-down or rusted beyond recognition, but a large, boxy
Floyd | blue sedan looks more recent.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sister Christina Therese is sitting on the ground, staring ahead with
Floyd | a pure, empty gaze.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small crowd of decaying schoolchildren is emerging from under the
Floyd | schoolbus and spreading down the road to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a siphon pump and your severed hand here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel an itching at the end of your arm.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "attach hand"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/269
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ATTACH HAND
Floyd |
Floyd | (to your arm)
Floyd | As you place your hand on your arm, the itching becomes more intense
Floyd | until it feels like a white-hot flame. Cartilage springs from your
Floyd | bone as sinews reattach and flesh crawls together. Within a minute or
Floyd | so your hand is as whole as it was before - that is to say, putrid and
Floyd | threadbare, but attached.
Floyd |
Floyd | Unfortunately, your headache is worse now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "status"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/270
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STATUS
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hand has been fused back onto your arm, and your foot has been
Floyd | fused back onto your leg. You have eaten some Sister's brains, some
Floyd | old yellow dog's brains, and a last piece of your friend Jim's brains.
Floyd | A ringing in your ears like a power drill boring into your skull is
Floyd | the last remnant of a once formidable headache. Now it's only about
Floyd | twice as bad as anything you had while living.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "the message says our headache is worse, but the status message says our headache is better"
Fang says, "okay, let's combine dogs with schoolkids"
Fang says (to Floyd), "x children"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/271
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHILDREN
Floyd |
Floyd | They're emerging from under the schoolbus and spreading down the road
Floyd | to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/272
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | The wreckage of multiple vehicles blocks further passage down the
Floyd | road. The only way back is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    3/273
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You shuffle along with the moving crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small crowd of rotting schoolchildren is collected here, some of
Floyd | them eyeing you shyly with blackened drool oozing from gaps between
Floyd | their rotted teeth. They're wandering over from the east, and moving
Floyd | towards the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/274
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch hungrily as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, lit up and ready to play a tune.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of barking dogs is coming from the kitchen door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "push b2"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/275
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH B2
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox comes to life, and your selection, "B2: 'Big Car' by
Floyd | Severed Heads," lights up on the display. After a few clunks and
Floyd | whirrs from inside, you hear a woman's voice screaming from the
Floyd | loudspeaker over the booth:
Floyd |
Floyd | "All the way to the bottom, Maggie. You made it! AAAAAAAAAAAARHHH!"
Floyd | Then the music starts.
Floyd |
Floyd | Undead children arrive from outside the front of the diner, and
Floyd | immediately begin dancing to the music from the jukebox, as if this
Floyd | were all a party planned in their honor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "hunh, funky"
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/276
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | The dancing children are so densely packed by the kitchen entrance
Floyd | that you can't get past.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "open kitchen door"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/276
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN KITCHEN DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can see right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/277
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You slip into the booth without the children noticing. It seems that
Floyd | second-graders are even more easily distractible when they're dead.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (in the booth)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | A handful of decaying schoolchildren are dancing to the music,
Floyd | temporarily oblivious to your presence. More are joining them as they
Floyd | come in from outside the front of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Each booth is a formica table with two bench seats upholstered in
Floyd | ripped and faded red vinyl, with a speaker positioned on the ceiling
Floyd | directly overhead. This booth has a blind covering the window. It's
Floyd | crooked and appears to be jammed, but it covers the glass so that you
Floyd | can't tell whether it's broken or not.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of barking dogs is coming from the kitchen door.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "break glass"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/278
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BREAK GLASS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the east window)
Floyd | You ball your fist up and punch the window. Your fist bounces off. You
Floyd | try again, harder, and pieces of bone splinter from your knuckles.
Floyd | Finally, you pound your head against the window and it shatters
Floyd | pleasingly. You pick the bits of glass from your flesh and drop them
Floyd | to the ground.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/279
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You crawl out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The windows are smashed, allowing entry to the diner to the west. A
Floyd | paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    3/280
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | A sizeable crowd of undead schoolchildren is collected here. They're
Floyd | wandering over from the east, and moving towards the west and the
Floyd | inside of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/281
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You push your way through the oncoming crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | The road curves to the north here around a steep cliff. Dead ahead is
Floyd | the scene of a horrific accident - four or five cars are smashed
Floyd | together. Behind the pile-up is another wreck: lying on its side,
Floyd | blocking the entire road, is the carcass of a school bus.
Floyd |
Floyd | Several more cars seem to have stopped short of the accident scene.
Floyd | Most are stripped-down or rusted beyond recognition, but a large, boxy
Floyd | blue sedan looks more recent.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sister Christina Therese is sitting on the ground, staring ahead with
Floyd | a pure, empty gaze.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of rotting schoolchildren is emerging from under the schoolbus
Floyd | and spreading down the road to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a siphon pump here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x bus"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/282
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUS
Floyd |
Floyd | The bus rocks back and forth gently from the force of many, many
Floyd | children crawling out from their temporary burial underneath the
Floyd | vehicle.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    3/283
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You shuffle along with the moving crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of undead schoolchildren is crowding you in, occasionally
Floyd | glancing in your direction with blackened drool oozing from gaps
Floyd | between their rotted teeth. They're wandering over from the east, and
Floyd | moving towards the west and the inside of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "I'm confused"
Fang says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/284
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch hungrily as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The windows are smashed, allowing entry to the diner to the west. A
Floyd | paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | This would be a nice quiet place to hide out, but there's no chance of
Floyd | that now that the kids have seen you going back here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/285
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | You are standing under an awning that forms a small shed against the
Floyd | back of the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past
Floyd | the parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY"
Floyd | leads south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator that is chugging away noisily.
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator makes a really loud noise, and it makes everything
Floyd | shake. You can't even think straight.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of barking dogs is coming from the employee entrance.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the parking lot you see a few of the children wandering over from
Floyd | the road.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x generator"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/286
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GENERATOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator is weathered, but nothing is obviously broken, and it's
Floyd | still hooked up to some thick cables that run into the building. It
Floyd | has a large opening on the top labeled "GASOLINE." The gas cap seems
Floyd | to be missing. There's also a button labeled "IGNITION." Down near the
Floyd | bottom, where the motor is located, there's a pull cord with a plastic
Floyd | handle.
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator is currently switched on.
Floyd |
Floyd | The gas tank is full.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "switch off generator"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/287
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SWITCH OFF GENERATOR
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no obvious way to turn off the generator. It's probably
Floyd | designed to shut down automatically when the grid power comes back on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/287
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Everything is shaking. You try to turn the handle on the back door but
Floyd | you can't get a good grip on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | A crowd of mean-looking kids sidles over from the parking lot, ready
Floyd | to tussle. With the kind of bloodthirsty abandon only a dead guy can
Floyd | muster, you take down half a dozen of them and sink your teeth into a
Floyd | soft, moldering head. But more of them pile on top, and you go down at
Floyd | the bottom of the pile...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Dead children feast on your aching brains. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 4, in 287 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/287
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/287
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SE
Floyd |
Floyd | You head towards the crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The windows are smashed, allowing entry to the diner to the west. A
Floyd | paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | Several dead schoolchildren are milling around. They're wandering over
Floyd | from the front of the diner, and moving towards the back entrance of
Floyd | the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | A sudden chill comes over the crowd and their attention focuses more
Floyd | sharply on you. As one, they reach out and begin pulling at your
Floyd | clothes, at your flesh. Little fingers pry your skull open wide and
Floyd | little teeth sink into the rotting remainder of your brain. Your body
Floyd | is laid out flat by many hands, and you become a permanent feast.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** There is no relief. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 4, in 287 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/287
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/286
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/285
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/284
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "I don't understand the dog situation"
inky asks, "they're trapped in the kitchen somehow?"
Fang says, "this game is really bad about telling us when we are in a timed puzzle sequence"
Fang says (to inky), "I guess so"
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    3/283
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    3/284
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of rotting schoolchildren is crowding you in. They're
Floyd | wandering over from the east, and moving towards the west and the
Floyd | inside of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/285
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd | You shuffle along with the moving crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, lit up and ready to play a tune.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small crowd of undead schoolchildren is collected here, a few of
Floyd | them turning your way with blackened drool oozing from gaps between
Floyd | their rotted teeth. They're wandering over from the front of the
Floyd | diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of barking dogs is coming from the kitchen door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says (to Floyd), "push a1"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/286
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH A1
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox comes to life, and your selection, "A1: 'After the Fall'
Floyd | by Klaus Nomi," lights up on the display. After a few clunks and
Floyd | whirrs from inside, the music starts.
Floyd |
Floyd | The children perk their mangled ears up to the speakers above the
Floyd | booths. They seem to like the music, and soon they're dancing around.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/287
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | The dancing children are so densely packed by the kitchen entrance
Floyd | that you can't get past.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection A1: 'After the Fall' by Klaus Nomi.
Floyd | An operatic soprano with a German accent belts out apocalyptic lyrics
Floyd | over a bombastic 80s beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "do they dance differently for different songs? it doesn't seem like they do"
inky asks, "also, can we go out and in the employee entrance?"
inky asks, "or is that what got us eaten by the kids?"
Fang says, "no, apparently"
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/288
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You slip into the booth without the children noticing. It seems that
Floyd | second-graders are even more easily distractible when they're dead.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (in the booth)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | A sizeable crowd of dead schoolchildren is dancing to the music,
Floyd | temporarily oblivious to your presence.
Floyd |
Floyd | Each booth is a formica table with two bench seats upholstered in
Floyd | ripped and faded red vinyl, with a speaker positioned on the ceiling
Floyd | directly overhead. This booth has a blind covering the window. It's
Floyd | crooked and appears to be jammed, but it covers the glass so that you
Floyd | can't tell whether it's broken or not.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of barking dogs is coming from the kitchen door.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection A1: 'After the Fall' by Klaus Nomi.
Floyd | An operatic soprano with a German accent belts out apocalyptic lyrics
Floyd | over a bombastic 80s beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "well, here's our way out, I guess"
inky says (to Floyd), "break window"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/289
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BREAK WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | (the broken window)
Floyd | You ball your fist up and punch the window. Your fist bounces off. You
Floyd | try again, harder, and pieces of bone splinter from your knuckles.
Floyd | Finally, you pound your head against the window and it shatters
Floyd | pleasingly. You pick the bits of glass from your flesh and drop them
Floyd | to the ground.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection A1: 'After the Fall' by Klaus Nomi.
Floyd | An operatic soprano with a German accent belts out apocalyptic lyrics
Floyd | over a bombastic 80s beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "enter window"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/290
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | (the broken window)
Floyd | You crawl out the window.
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The windows are smashed, allowing entry to the diner to the west. A
Floyd | paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach has disconnected.
Zach has connected.
inky says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/291
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | You are standing under an awning that forms a small shed against the
Floyd | back of the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past
Floyd | the parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY"
Floyd | leads south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator that is chugging away noisily.
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator makes a really loud noise, and it makes everything
Floyd | shake. You can't even think straight.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of barking dogs is coming from the employee entrance.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/292
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | Everything is shaking. You try to turn the handle on the back door but
Floyd | you can't get a good grip on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "turn off generator"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/293
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF GENERATOR
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no obvious way to turn off the generator. It's probably
Floyd | designed to shut down automatically when the grid power comes back on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "blrm"
inky says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/294
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hands are freeA rosary hangs around your neck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "put rosary on door"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/295
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT ROSARY ON DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You might as well just drop the rosary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "put rosary on handle"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/296
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT ROSARY ON HANDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You might as well just drop the rosary.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "I guess we could investigate the bus maybe"
Jacqueline asks, "So, I had to step away, but when at one point you guys had a bomb strapped to your head, and that seems like a good bet. What happened?"
inky says, "I dunno, we blew it up and then woke up"
Jacqueline says, "aw"
Johnny says (to Jacq), "I think someone's logging this anyway."
Zach says, "Which might be how we got this headache in the first place."
inky says, "assuming it was a flashback, the bomb obviously didn't work"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scream"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/297
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCREAM
Floyd |
Floyd | You open your throat, but a warbling moan is all you can produce.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/298
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The windows are smashed, allowing entry to the diner to the west. A
Floyd | paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    3/299
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of decaying schoolchildren is crowding you in. They're
Floyd | wandering over from the east, and moving towards the west and the
Floyd | inside of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Cracked Road                                         3/299
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You stumble along, trying to get past the horde. Your dragging foot
Floyd | catches on a rock. With a crack, it snaps right off and you plant your
Floyd | face in the hot asphalt.
Floyd |
Floyd | The crowd leaps upon you with squeals of anticipation. They crack your
Floyd | skull wide like an egg and suck out the last rotten remains of your
Floyd | brain, as the world swirls into an increasingly painful blur. Your
Floyd | body becomes a plaything for a band of inquisitive little torturers...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** There is no relief. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 4, in 299 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
inky says, "ok, so no, we can't investigate the bus"
inky says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    3/299
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/298
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/299
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb in the window, and find yourself in a booth.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner (in the booth)
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, lit up and ready to play a tune.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of decaying schoolchildren is wandering around the diner. They
Floyd | don't seem to notice you.
Floyd |
Floyd | Each booth is a formica table with two bench seats upholstered in
Floyd | ripped and faded red vinyl, with a speaker positioned on the ceiling
Floyd | directly overhead. This booth has a blind covering the window. It's
Floyd | crooked and appears to be jammed, but it covers the glass so that you
Floyd | can't tell whether it's broken or not.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of barking dogs is coming from the kitchen door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/300
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DANCE
Floyd |
Floyd | You flail around, jumping up and down like a crazy fool. It makes you
Floyd | a little dizzy, but your head doesn't hurt any worse for it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x kitchen"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/300
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KITCHEN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can see right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "There isn't a way to get the dogs to eat the children?"
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/301
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You get out of the booth.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, lit up and ready to play a tune.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of rotting schoolchildren is crowding you in. They're
Floyd | wandering over from the front of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | The sound of barking dogs is coming from the kitchen door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I assumed these were flashbacks, yes."
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/302
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | The children are so densely packed by the kitchen entrance that you
Floyd | can't get past.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x kitchen"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/302
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KITCHEN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can see right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/303
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | A heavy chain wrapped around the chrome bars of the door prevents it
Floyd | from opening. But if you wanted to leave the diner, you could just
Floyd | walk south through the smashed windows.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "The idea of them being hallucinations was an interesting one, though."
Zach says, "I hope no one takes that out of context."
inky says (to Floyd), "x jukebox"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/304
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JUKEBOX
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is powered up, but not playing anything right now. An
Floyd | array of panels list the available songs. There is a button labeled
Floyd | with the disc number and side by each one:
Floyd |
Floyd |   A1: After the Fall - Klaus Nomi
Floyd |   B1: The Voyeur of Utter Destruction - David Bowie
Floyd |
Floyd |   A2: Piggy Smack - Severed Heads
Floyd |   B2: Big Car - Severed Heads
Floyd |
Floyd |   A3: Mad World - Tears for Fears
Floyd |   B3: Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
Floyd |
Floyd |   A4: Thriller - Michael Jackson
Floyd |   B4: Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Junior
Floyd |
Floyd |   A5: Jerdacuttup Man - The Triffids
Floyd |   B5: The Spinning Top Song - The Triffids
Floyd |
Floyd |   A6: Love Zombie - Sweet Lickin' Honey Babes
Floyd |   B6: I'm Not the Man I Used to Be - Fine Young Cannibals
Floyd |
Floyd |   A7: Omnichrome - Three Hour Detour
Floyd |   B7: Snow Karma - Three Hour Detour
Floyd |
Floyd | Button B2 looks more worn than the others - you can hardly read the
Floyd | label at all.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "ok I dunno"
inky says, "maybe it's possible to lure the dogs in before the music stops or something"
inky says (to Floyd), "push b2"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/305
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH B2
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox comes to life, and your selection, "B2: 'Big Car' by
Floyd | Severed Heads," lights up on the display. After a few clunks and
Floyd | whirrs from inside, you hear a woman's voice screaming from the
Floyd | loudspeaker over the booth:
Floyd |
Floyd | "All the way to the bottom, Maggie. You made it! AAAAAAAAAAAARHHH!"
Floyd | Then the music starts.
Floyd |
Floyd | The children perk their mangled ears up to the speakers above the
Floyd | booths. They seem to think that screaming woman is here somewhere,
Floyd | maybe in the booth. They turn from you and slump over to the booth,
Floyd | poking around and picking at each other's flesh idly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/306
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch distractedly as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A pack of wild dogs is barking aggressively and hopping around, each
Floyd | one tripping over the others to get at you first.
Floyd |
Floyd | Muffled music can be heard coming from the jukebox in the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/307
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You head for the dining room, pursued by the dogs.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of decaying schoolchildren is dancing to the music in a tight
Floyd | clump around the booth, oblivious to your presence.
Floyd |
Floyd | The dogs charge in after you and then see the children. For a moment,
Floyd | all creatures are frozen, and then they approach one another with
Floyd | quiet, sideways steps.
Floyd |
Floyd | When another child enters from outside the front of the diner, you're
Floyd | suddenly pushed aside by a twirling melee of claws, fingernails and
Floyd | teeth. Fresh blood mingles with rotten black ichor like a Paleo
Floyd | smoothie gone wrong. The dogs squeal with surprise and terror as more
Floyd | children arrive, then they bolt from the room. The pile of wounded
Floyd | children struggles to its feet and turns its attention on you.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "there we go"
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/308
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch distractedly as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Muffled music can be heard coming from the jukebox in the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/307
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "I wonder where the dogs fled to"
Fang says, "well, that got rid of the dogs"
inky says, "or if they just fled entirely"
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/308
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch distractedly as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Muffled music can be heard coming from the jukebox in the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/309
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The freezer door is to the east. It is open and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/308
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/307
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x kids"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/308
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KIDS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're dancing to the music in a tight clump around the booth,
Floyd | oblivious to your presence.
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox is playing selection B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads. A
Floyd | foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x jukebox"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/309
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JUKEBOX
Floyd |
Floyd | A light behind the entry for "B2: 'Big Car' by Severed Heads"
Floyd | indicates that it is now playing, and the music fills the room from a
Floyd | number of speakers over the booths. An array of panels list the
Floyd | available songs. There is a button labeled with the disc number and
Floyd | side by each one:
Floyd |
Floyd |   A1: After the Fall - Klaus Nomi
Floyd |   B1: The Voyeur of Utter Destruction - David Bowie
Floyd |
Floyd |   A2: Piggy Smack - Severed Heads
Floyd |   B2: Big Car - Severed Heads
Floyd |
Floyd |   A3: Mad World - Tears for Fears
Floyd |   B3: Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
Floyd |
Floyd |   A4: Thriller - Michael Jackson
Floyd |   B4: Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Junior
Floyd |
Floyd |   A5: Jerdacuttup Man - The Triffids
Floyd |   B5: The Spinning Top Song - The Triffids
Floyd |
Floyd |   A6: Love Zombie - Sweet Lickin' Honey Babes
Floyd |   B6: I'm Not the Man I Used to Be - Fine Young Cannibals
Floyd |
Floyd |   A7: Omnichrome - Three Hour Detour
Floyd |   B7: Snow Karma - Three Hour Detour
Floyd |
Floyd | Button B2 looks more worn than the others - you can hardly read the
Floyd | label at all.
Floyd |
Floyd | A foursquare techno beat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "push jukebox west"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/310
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH JUKEBOX WEST
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox cannot be pushed from place to place.
Floyd |
Floyd | The song comes to an end, and the jukebox is silent once more.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/311
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch hungrily as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/312
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Undead children follow you from the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/313
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch hungrily as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the open freezer door you see a gathering crowd of
Floyd | ghoul-children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/314
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | You freeze, hoping the children will forget you and move on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/315
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | You keep still, hoping the children will forget you and move on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/316
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | You keep still, hoping the children will forget you and move on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/317
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You squeeze in amongst the swelling crowd in the kitchen.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Several rotting schoolchildren are milling around. They're wandering
Floyd | over from the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "hrm"
inky says, "kids not entering the freezer I guess"
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/318
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch hungrily as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the open freezer door you see a gathering crowd of
Floyd | ghoul-children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "wave to children"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/318
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WAVE TO CHILDREN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can see right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/319
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You squeeze in amongst the swelling crowd in the kitchen.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small crowd of dead schoolchildren is milling around, some of them
Floyd | eyeing you shyly with a look of predatory curiosity. They're wandering
Floyd | over from the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/320
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch hungrily as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | You are standing under an awning that forms a small shed against the
Floyd | back of the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past
Floyd | the parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY"
Floyd | leads south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator that is chugging away noisily.
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator makes a really loud noise, and it makes everything
Floyd | shake. You can't even think straight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/321
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The windows are smashed, allowing entry to the diner to the west. A
Floyd | paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | A movement over by the shed catches your attention. The children are
Floyd | coming out the back of the diner towards you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    3/322
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of undead schoolchildren is crowding you in. They're
Floyd | meandering back and forth from here to the west and the east, and
Floyd | moving towards the inside of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/323
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The windows are smashed, allowing entry to the diner to the west. A
Floyd | paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | Over in the back entrance of the diner you see a horde of children
Floyd | shambling your way.
Floyd |
Floyd | This would be a nice quiet place to hide out, but there's no chance of
Floyd | that now that the kids have seen you going back here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "ok, that seems wrong too"
Jacqueline says, "I wish DavidW were still here. As much as he liked the severed foot following us, he might like the undead children more."
inky says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    3/322
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/321
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/320
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/319
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "It really is a shame his internet access has been so limited."
inky says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
inky says (to Floyd), "cf6"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/319
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/320
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way. You can go north to the back entrance of the
Floyd | diner, east to the dining room or west through the freezer door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/321
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You head towards the dining room, but the flood of incoming ghouls
Floyd | allows no passage.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "hmm"
inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/322
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch hungrily as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | You are standing under an awning that forms a small shed against the
Floyd | back of the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past
Floyd | the parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY"
Floyd | leads south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator that is chugging away noisily.
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator makes a really loud noise, and it makes everything
Floyd | shake. You can't even think straight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "close door"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/322
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can close.
Floyd |
Floyd | The children shamble a little quicker towards you through the employee
Floyd | entrance. Sensing that you're trapped, they surround you, reaching out
Floyd | their puffy little fingers. You're squeezed from all sides, then
Floyd | you're pulled apart in all directions.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** There is no relief. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 4, in 322 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/322
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/323
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | A short drive from the southwest leads to this empty parking lot. The
Floyd | mountainside is choked with shrubs, obscuring the view of the road
Floyd | from here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The windows are smashed, allowing entry to the diner to the west. A
Floyd | paved walk leads northwest around the back of the building.
Floyd |
Floyd | A movement over by the shed catches your attention. The children are
Floyd | coming out the back of the diner towards you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Shed                                                 3/323
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd | You head towards the crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | Shed
Floyd | You are standing under an awning that forms a small shed against the
Floyd | back of the diner.  A paved walk leads east around the building past
Floyd | the parking lot. Next to the shed, a door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY"
Floyd | leads south.
Floyd |
Floyd | A tangle of cables emerges from amid the vents on the wall. The cables
Floyd | snake down to a backup power generator that is chugging away noisily.
Floyd |
Floyd | A couple of decaying schoolchildren are gathered here, looking for
Floyd | something with enough brains to eat. More are flooding in through the
Floyd | employee entrance.
Floyd |
Floyd | The generator makes a really loud noise, and it makes everything
Floyd | shake. You can't even think straight.
Floyd |
Floyd | A sudden chill comes over the crowd and their attention focuses more
Floyd | sharply on you. As one, they reach out and begin pulling at your
Floyd | clothes, at your flesh. Little fingers pry your skull open wide and
Floyd | little teeth sink into the rotting remainder of your brain. Your body
Floyd | is laid out flat by many hands, and you become a permanent feast.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** There is no relief. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 4, in 323 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/323
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          3/324
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You poke your head in the window and lift the blinds - but then you
Floyd | see the dense pack of children poking around the booth, looking for
Floyd | that screaming voice they heard. You back out before they notice you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    3/325
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SW
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of undead schoolchildren is crowding you in. They're
Floyd | meandering back and forth from here to the west, the inside of the
Floyd | diner, and the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/326
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You push your way through the moving crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | The road curves to the north here around a steep cliff. Dead ahead is
Floyd | the scene of a horrific accident - four or five cars are smashed
Floyd | together. Behind the pile-up is another wreck: lying on its side,
Floyd | blocking the entire road, is the carcass of a school bus.
Floyd |
Floyd | Several more cars seem to have stopped short of the accident scene.
Floyd | Most are stripped-down or rusted beyond recognition, but a large, boxy
Floyd | blue sedan looks more recent.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sister Christina Therese is sitting on the ground, staring ahead with
Floyd | a pure, empty gaze.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of rotting schoolchildren is shuffling back and forth along
Floyd | the road, some returning to the schoolbus and some wandering off
Floyd | again.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a siphon pump here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "oh, so we can get back here"
Fang says (to Floyd), "x bus"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/327
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUS
Floyd |
Floyd | The bus rocks back and forth gently from the force of many, many
Floyd | children crawling out from their temporary burial underneath the
Floyd | vehicle.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "get in bus"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/328
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET IN BUS
Floyd |
Floyd | There's too many kids coming out of there for you to get past them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cliff"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/329
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CLIFF
Floyd |
Floyd | The hills here are steep and treacherous.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x cars"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/330
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CARS
Floyd |
Floyd | The cars form an impenetrable mess. That blue Dodge sedan looks like
Floyd | it's in reasonable shape, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "search sedan"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/331
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH SEDAN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's an old Dodge. Light blue, scratched and dusty, but still in
Floyd | decent shape. The doors and windows are locked, but the gas cap for
Floyd | the sedan's tank is open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "search nun"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/332
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH NUN
Floyd |
Floyd | A peaceful woman in her seventies, Sister Christina Therese looks
Floyd | quite dignified in her purple dress. One eye is missing and a dark
Floyd | purple ooze stains her plain white veil and flows out from where her
Floyd | left ear should be. She's sitting on the ground, staring ahead with a
Floyd | pure, empty gaze.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/333
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | The wreckage of multiple vehicles blocks further passage down the
Floyd | road. The only way back is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "jump off cliff"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/333
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JUMP OFF CLIFF
Floyd |
Floyd | That command was not understood, although the first part matched the
Floyd | action jump.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I don't suppose the bus is any safer now"
Fang says (to Floyd), "look under bus"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/334
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER BUS
Floyd |
Floyd | The bus rocks back and forth gently from the force of many, many
Floyd | children crawling out from their temporary burial underneath the
Floyd | vehicle.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter sedan"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/335
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER SEDAN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open sedan"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/336
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN SEDAN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "are we trying to get all the kids out of the bus or something?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter bus"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/337
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER BUS
Floyd |
Floyd | There's too many kids coming out of there for you to get past them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "I dunno"
inky says, "we don't really know what we're trying to do"
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/338
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | The road curves to the north here around a steep cliff. Dead ahead is
Floyd | the scene of a horrific accident - four or five cars are smashed
Floyd | together. Behind the pile-up is another wreck: lying on its side,
Floyd | blocking the entire road, is the carcass of a school bus.
Floyd |
Floyd | Several more cars seem to have stopped short of the accident scene.
Floyd | Most are stripped-down or rusted beyond recognition, but a large, boxy
Floyd | blue sedan looks more recent.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sister Christina Therese is sitting on the ground, staring ahead with
Floyd | a pure, empty gaze.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of undead schoolchildren is shuffling back and forth along the
Floyd | road, some returning to the schoolbus and some wandering off again.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a siphon pump here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "or at least I don't"
Zach says, "I'm not sure what there is to do."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cars"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/339
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CARS
Floyd |
Floyd | The cars form an impenetrable mess. That blue Dodge sedan looks like
Floyd | it's in reasonable shape, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "are there hints?"
Zach says, "I think so"
Fang asks, "do we want to go to hints?"
Zach says, "Fine by me"
Fang says, "I think my frustration with this game is not in its puzzles, but rather that it's unclear to me what we're supposed to be trying to achieve"
Fang says (to Floyd), "hint"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |  > General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says, "The goal seems to just be to eat brains to cure our headache."
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |  > Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |  > When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |  > The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |  > The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |  > The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |  > The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
olethros says, "i am stuck too"
Fang presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd ]                         The Schoolchildren
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Last Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |  > How do I escape the schoolchildren?
Floyd |    How do I get past the schoolchildren from the dining room?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator without getting eaten?
Floyd |    How do I start the generator?
Floyd |    How do I get back inside the diner after I start the generator?
Fang says, "huh"
Fang asks, "well, I guess we've sequence breaked?"
Zach asks, "Hmm, maybe we can eat a kid at this point?"
Fang says (to Floyd), "q"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |  > The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |  > Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |  > Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |  > The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Fang presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Last Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |  > How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
Jacqueline says, "I thought finding peace was the answer, but iirc, that ended up not being quite it, and I wasn't happy with what it turned out to be."
Zach says, "I think we need to find peace after getting rid of the headache."
Fang says, "hmm, the freezer"
Fang says, "let's poke around the freezer a bit more"
Zach says, "I imagine the game does end in the freezer."
Fang says (to Floyd), "q"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |  > The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Fang says (to Floyd), "q"
Floyd ]  Pile-up                                              3/339
Floyd | Pile-up
Floyd | The road curves to the north here around a steep cliff. Dead ahead is
Floyd | the scene of a horrific accident - four or five cars are smashed
Floyd | together. Behind the pile-up is another wreck: lying on its side,
Floyd | blocking the entire road, is the carcass of a school bus.
Floyd |
Floyd | Several more cars seem to have stopped short of the accident scene.
Floyd | Most are stripped-down or rusted beyond recognition, but a large, boxy
Floyd | blue sedan looks more recent.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sister Christina Therese is sitting on the ground, staring ahead with
Floyd | a pure, empty gaze.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of rotting schoolchildren is shuffling back and forth along
Floyd | the road, some returning to the schoolbus and some wandering off
Floyd | again.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a siphon pump here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Outside the Diner                                    3/340
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You push your way through the moving crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside the Diner
Floyd | A roadside sign announces the Uptown Diner to the north. The door is
Floyd | chained shut, but the windows have been smashed, providing easy entry.
Floyd | The road continues east and a driveway leads around the diner to the
Floyd | northeast.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of decaying schoolchildren is crowding you in, occasionally
Floyd | glancing in your direction, making little kiddie moans of murderous
Floyd | hunger. They're meandering back and forth from here to the west, the
Floyd | inside of the diner, and the east, and moving towards the parking lot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/341
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You push your way through the moving crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner
Floyd | A long counter divides the dining room from the kitchen entrance to
Floyd | the west. Booths line the east wall. Many of the windows are smashed,
Floyd | including most of the ones on the south wall, which provide an
Floyd | alternative exit to the locked front door. The floor is scattered with
Floyd | broken dishes and window glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | An old jukebox stands in one corner, lit up and ready to play a tune.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of dead schoolchildren is poking around the booth, closely
Floyd | crowded together. Apparently they still haven't figured out where that
Floyd | screaming voice came from.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/342
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You shuffle along with the moving crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of undead schoolchildren is crowding you in. They're wandering
Floyd | over from the dining room, and moving towards the back entrance of the
Floyd | diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/341
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "push b2"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/342
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH B2
Floyd |
Floyd | The jukebox comes to life, and your selection, "B2: 'Big Car' by
Floyd | Severed Heads," lights up on the display. After a few clunks and
Floyd | whirrs from inside, you hear a woman's voice screaming from the
Floyd | loudspeaker over the booth:
Floyd |
Floyd | "All the way to the bottom, Maggie. You made it! AAAAAAAAAAAARHHH!"
Floyd | Then the music starts.
Floyd |
Floyd | The children perk their mangled ears up to the speakers above the
Floyd | booths. They seem to think that screaming woman is here somewhere,
Floyd | maybe in the booth. They turn from you and slump over to the booth,
Floyd | poking around and picking at each other's flesh idly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/343
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You push your way through the moving crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of undead schoolchildren is crowding you in, and moving
Floyd | towards the back entrance of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Muffled music can be heard coming from the jukebox in the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo freeze"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/343
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNDO FREEZE
Floyd |
Floyd | I couldn't identify a verb in that command.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "unlock freezeer"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/343
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNLOCK FREEZEER
Floyd |
Floyd | The word "freezeer" was not understood.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "unlock freezer"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/344
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNLOCK FREEZER
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the steel key)
Floyd | (first taking the steel key)
Floyd |
Floyd | You take hold of the key at the end of the chain.
Floyd |
Floyd | You unlock the steel door.
Floyd |
Floyd | Muffled music can be heard coming from the jukebox in the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/345
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | As you leave, the chain tugs on the key in your hand. You let go and
Floyd | it dangles towards the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch hungrily as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the open freezer door you see a gathering crowd of
Floyd | ghoul-children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "close door"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/346
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You close the door. The freezer continues getting colder.
Floyd |
Floyd | Accompanied by treble-voiced grunts and squeals of anticipation, small
Floyd | fingers claw at the freezer door. Slowly it opens to reveal the
Floyd | growing mob of little monsters outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/346
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The steel door has a spring latch so it can be locked when it is open.
Floyd | It is currently open and unlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A few small, curious heads poke their way into the cold light, gore
Floyd | and drool mixing as it drips down their chins. Cautiously, the small
Floyd | invaders step into the room and approach you. It's hard to tell if the
Floyd | twitching of their half-fleshed faces expresses terror or glee, but
Floyd | soon their teeth are on you and your eyes are plucked from their
Floyd | sockets. The pain in your head increases as torn fingernails scrape at
Floyd | the inside of your skull...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** There is no relief. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 4, in 346 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/346
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/347
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You squeeze in amongst the swelling crowd in the kitchen.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is
Floyd | open.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of rotting schoolchildren is crowding you in, a few of them
Floyd | turning your way, making little kiddie moans of murderous hunger, and
Floyd | moving towards the back entrance of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear the music from the jukebox come to an end.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/348
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You head towards the dining room, but the flood of incoming ghouls
Floyd | allows no passage.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/347
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/346
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/345
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/344
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/345
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | As you leave, the chain tugs on the key in your hand. You let go and
Floyd | it dangles towards the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch hungrily as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the open freezer door you see a gathering crowd of
Floyd | ghoul-children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "close door"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/346
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You close the door. The freezer continues getting colder.
Floyd |
Floyd | Accompanied by treble-voiced grunts and squeals of anticipation, small
Floyd | fingers claw at the freezer door. Slowly it opens to reveal the
Floyd | growing mob of little monsters outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/345
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/344
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/343
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/343
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/343
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  The Uptown Diner                                     3/342
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | The Uptown Diner
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/343
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You push your way through the moving crowd...
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is open
Floyd | and locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of rotting schoolchildren is crowding you in, and moving
Floyd | towards the back entrance of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | Muffled music can be heard coming from the jukebox in the dining room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/344
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch hungrily as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the open freezer door you see a gathering crowd of
Floyd | ghoul-children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "close door"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/345
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You lock yourself in the freezer. It continues getting colder.
Floyd |
Floyd | A metallic scratching sound alerts you to some kind of activity
Floyd | outside. You hear the jangle of a chain as the key turns in the lock
Floyd | on the other side of the door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says, "these zombies are smart"
inky says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/346
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The steel door has a spring latch so it can be locked when it is open.
Floyd | It is currently closed and unlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | Accompanied by treble-voiced grunts and squeals of anticipation, small
Floyd | fingers claw at the freezer door. Slowly it opens to reveal the
Floyd | growing mob of little monsters outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x latch"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/346
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LATCH
Floyd |
Floyd | The steel door has a spring latch so it can be locked when it is open.
Floyd | It is currently open and unlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | A few small, curious heads poke their way into the cold light, gore
Floyd | and drool mixing as it drips down their chins. Cautiously, the small
Floyd | invaders step into the room and approach you. It's hard to tell if the
Floyd | twitching of their half-fleshed faces expresses terror or glee, but
Floyd | soon their teeth are on you and your eyes are plucked from their
Floyd | sockets. The pain in your head increases as torn fingernails scrape at
Floyd | the inside of your skull...
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** There is no relief. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 3 out of a possible 4, in 346 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Jacqueline asks, "Why would you worry about the headache if you could just fast-forward to the peace, though?"
inky asks, "ok can we get another hint here?"
Zach says, "Because the headache apparently continues in our frozen state."
Zach says (to Floyd), "hint"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/346
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HINT
Floyd |
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/346
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "hint"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |  > General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |  > Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
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Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
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Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
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Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
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Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
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Floyd |  > The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
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Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |  > The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
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Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |  > Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
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Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |  > Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says (to Floyd), "p"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
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Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |  > Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says (to Floyd), "p"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
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Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |  > The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Jacqueline says, "Blowing our own head off would give us a bit of an uptick in the headache, but only for a split second..."
Zach presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd ]                         The Schoolchildren
Floyd ]
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Floyd |  > How do I escape the schoolchildren?
Floyd |    How do I get past the schoolchildren from the dining room?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator without getting eaten?
Floyd |    How do I start the generator?
Floyd |    How do I get back inside the diner after I start the generator?
Zach says (to Floyd), "p"
Floyd ]                         The Schoolchildren
Floyd ]
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Floyd |  > How do I escape the schoolchildren?
Floyd |    How do I get past the schoolchildren from the dining room?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator without getting eaten?
Floyd |    How do I start the generator?
Floyd |    How do I get back inside the diner after I start the generator?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                         The Schoolchildren
Floyd ]
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Floyd |    How do I escape the schoolchildren?
Floyd |  > How do I get past the schoolchildren from the dining room?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator without getting eaten?
Floyd |    How do I start the generator?
Floyd |    How do I get back inside the diner after I start the generator?
Zach says (to Floyd), "q"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
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Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |  > The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
maga says (to Jacqueline), "I think that the answer to that has something to do with the game's Christian themes somehow"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
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Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |  > Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
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Floyd |    General Questions
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Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |  > Flashbacks
Floyd |    The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
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Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |  > The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
Zach presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
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Floyd | Select
Floyd |  > How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
maga says, "though I'm not sure that the author had a very clear idea of what that relation was"
Zach says (to Floyd), "p"
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
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Floyd |  > How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
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Floyd | Select
Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |  > How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Last Menu
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Floyd | Select
Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |  > I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
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Floyd | Select
Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |  > How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
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Floyd | Select
Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |  > How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Last Menu
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Floyd | Select
Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |  > How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
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Floyd | Select
Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |  > I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Last Menu
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Floyd | Select
Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |  > What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
Zach presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd ]                    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd | 1/8: Have you talked to anyone about what makes the undead peaceful?
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
Zach says (to Floyd), "press space"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Zach presses the yellow enter button.
inky pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
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Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |  > What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
inky says, "oops"
Zach presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd ]                    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd | 1/8: Have you talked to anyone about what makes the undead peaceful?
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
Zach says, "Sorry, I'm having weird lags."
Zach pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Last Menu
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Floyd | Select
Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |  > What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Last Menu
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Floyd | Select
Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |  > How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
Zach presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd ]      How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd | 1/9: If the wild dogs followed you into the freezer, you're not ready
Floyd | yet. Get out of the freezer.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
Zach says (to Floyd), "h"
Floyd | 1/9: If the wild dogs followed you into the freezer, you're not ready
Floyd | yet. Get out of the freezer.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2/9: Don't go on until you have eaten three brains. If you examine
Floyd | yourself, you'll see a list of all the brains you've eaten.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
Zach says (to Floyd), "h"
Floyd | 1/9: If the wild dogs followed you into the freezer, you're not ready
Floyd | yet. Get out of the freezer.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2/9: Don't go on until you have eaten three brains. If you examine
Floyd | yourself, you'll see a list of all the brains you've eaten.
Floyd |
Floyd | 3/9: The children will always follow you into the freezer if they can.
Floyd | You have to lock them out.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
Zach says (to Floyd), "h"
Floyd | 1/9: If the wild dogs followed you into the freezer, you're not ready
Floyd | yet. Get out of the freezer.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2/9: Don't go on until you have eaten three brains. If you examine
Floyd | yourself, you'll see a list of all the brains you've eaten.
Floyd |
Floyd | 3/9: The children will always follow you into the freezer if they can.
Floyd | You have to lock them out.
Floyd |
Floyd | 4/9: You can't lock the freezer from inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
Zach asks, "So we have to lock it and then enter?"
inky says, "well, but they unlock it in that case"
inky says, "I guess this is why the next hint topic is "how can I get rid of the key?""
olethros says, "ah"
olethros asks, "so we are supposed to eat 4 brains and die without a headache?"
inky says (to Floyd), "h"
Floyd | 1/9: If the wild dogs followed you into the freezer, you're not ready
Floyd | yet. Get out of the freezer.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2/9: Don't go on until you have eaten three brains. If you examine
Floyd | yourself, you'll see a list of all the brains you've eaten.
Floyd |
Floyd | 3/9: The children will always follow you into the freezer if they can.
Floyd | You have to lock them out.
Floyd |
Floyd | 4/9: You can't lock the freezer from inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | 5/9: But you can lock the door while it's open.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
inky says (to Floyd), "h"
Floyd | 1/9: If the wild dogs followed you into the freezer, you're not ready
Floyd | yet. Get out of the freezer.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2/9: Don't go on until you have eaten three brains. If you examine
Floyd | yourself, you'll see a list of all the brains you've eaten.
Floyd |
Floyd | 3/9: The children will always follow you into the freezer if they can.
Floyd | You have to lock them out.
Floyd |
Floyd | 4/9: You can't lock the freezer from inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | 5/9: But you can lock the door while it's open.
Floyd |
Floyd | 6/9: The children can unlock it unless you stop them somehow.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
inky says (to Floyd), "h"
Floyd | 1/9: If the wild dogs followed you into the freezer, you're not ready
Floyd | yet. Get out of the freezer.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2/9: Don't go on until you have eaten three brains. If you examine
Floyd | yourself, you'll see a list of all the brains you've eaten.
Floyd |
Floyd | 3/9: The children will always follow you into the freezer if they can.
Floyd | You have to lock them out.
Floyd |
Floyd | 4/9: You can't lock the freezer from inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | 5/9: But you can lock the door while it's open.
Floyd |
Floyd | 6/9: The children can unlock it unless you stop them somehow.
Floyd |
Floyd | 7/9: See "How do I get rid of the key?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
inky says (to Floyd), "h"
Floyd | 1/9: If the wild dogs followed you into the freezer, you're not ready
Floyd | yet. Get out of the freezer.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2/9: Don't go on until you have eaten three brains. If you examine
Floyd | yourself, you'll see a list of all the brains you've eaten.
Floyd |
Floyd | 3/9: The children will always follow you into the freezer if they can.
Floyd | You have to lock them out.
Floyd |
Floyd | 4/9: You can't lock the freezer from inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | 5/9: But you can lock the door while it's open.
Floyd |
Floyd | 6/9: The children can unlock it unless you stop them somehow.
Floyd |
Floyd | 7/9: See "How do I get rid of the key?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 8/9: You're trapped here, aren't you?
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
inky says (to Floyd), "h"
Floyd | 1/9: If the wild dogs followed you into the freezer, you're not ready
Floyd | yet. Get out of the freezer.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2/9: Don't go on until you have eaten three brains. If you examine
Floyd | yourself, you'll see a list of all the brains you've eaten.
Floyd |
Floyd | 3/9: The children will always follow you into the freezer if they can.
Floyd | You have to lock them out.
Floyd |
Floyd | 4/9: You can't lock the freezer from inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | 5/9: But you can lock the door while it's open.
Floyd |
Floyd | 6/9: The children can unlock it unless you stop them somehow.
Floyd |
Floyd | 7/9: See "How do I get rid of the key?"
Floyd |
Floyd | 8/9: You're trapped here, aren't you?
Floyd |
Floyd | 9/9: See "I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu.
inky pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]                             The Diner
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Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |  > How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
inky says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
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Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |  > How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
inky presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd ]                    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd | 1/7: If nothing has followed you into the freezer, don't go on.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
inky pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Last Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |  > How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
inky presses the yellow enter button.
Floyd ]                    How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd | 1/7: If nothing has followed you into the freezer, don't go on.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
inky says (to Floyd), "h"
Floyd | 1/7: If nothing has followed you into the freezer, don't go on.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2/7: If the children unlocked the freezer and came in to eat you, go
Floyd | on.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
inky says (to Floyd), "h"
Floyd | 1/7: If nothing has followed you into the freezer, don't go on.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2/7: If the children unlocked the freezer and came in to eat you, go
Floyd | on.
Floyd |
Floyd | 3/7: You can't take the key off the chain.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
inky says (to Floyd), "h"
Floyd | 1/7: If nothing has followed you into the freezer, don't go on.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2/7: If the children unlocked the freezer and came in to eat you, go
Floyd | on.
Floyd |
Floyd | 3/7: You can't take the key off the chain.
Floyd |
Floyd | 4/7: There's no way to remove the key from the kitchen.
Floyd |
Floyd | Press SPACE to return to the menu or H to reveal another hint.
inky says, "hmm"
inky says, "maybe we can break the lock or something"
inky pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]                             The Diner
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Last Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    How do I get inside the diner?
Floyd |    How do I get inside without being eaten by dogs?
Floyd |    I got inside, but I got trapped by children!
Floyd |    How do I get the jukebox to work?
Floyd |    How does the generator work?
Floyd |    How do I get to the generator?
Floyd |    I can't open the back door.
Floyd |    What do I do in the freezer?
Floyd |    How do I keep anyone from following me into the freezer?
Floyd |  > How do I get rid of the key?
Floyd |    I'm safe and cold, but what do I do now?
inky says (to Floyd), "q"
Floyd ]                           Headache Hints
Floyd ]
Floyd ]  N = Next                                              Q = Quit Menu
Floyd ]  P = Previous                                          ENTER =
Floyd | Select
Floyd |    General Questions
Floyd |    Inside the Trailer
Floyd |    When Limbs Fall Off
Floyd |    The Pines and the Old Yellow Dog
Floyd |    The Pack of Wild Dogs
Floyd |    The Nun
Floyd |    The Schoolchildren
Floyd |    Cars
Floyd |    Flashbacks
Floyd |  > The Diner
Floyd |    What do I do with these items?
Floyd |    Am I stuck?
inky says (to Floyd), "q"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/346
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the open freezer door you see a gathering crowd of
Floyd | ghoul-children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/347
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You squeeze in amongst the swelling crowd in the kitchen.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | Traces of rust and mysterious stains line the reflective surfaces
Floyd | here, but do little to obscure the reflection of your gruesome
Floyd | appearance. The kitchen door is east, and there is an employee exit to
Floyd | the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | A massive steel door dominates the west end of the kitchen. It is
Floyd | open.
Floyd |
Floyd | A steel key hangs from a chain bolted to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | A horde of decaying schoolchildren is crowding you in, a few of them
Floyd | turning your way, making little kiddie moans of murderous hunger, and
Floyd | moving towards the back entrance of the diner.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear the music from the jukebox come to an end.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/348
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You head towards the dining room, but the flood of incoming ghouls
Floyd | allows no passage.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Maybe with the rosary? Have we used that at all?"
inky says (to Floyd), "x key"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/349
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | The key to the steel door is chained to a bolt on the wall. There is
Floyd | no way to get it off - the chain is made of stronger metal than the
Floyd | key itself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x lock"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/350
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LOCK
Floyd |
Floyd | The steel door has a spring latch so it can be locked when it is open.
Floyd | It is currently open and unlocked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "lock door"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/351
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOCK DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the steel key)
Floyd | (first taking the steel key)
Floyd |
Floyd | You take hold of the key at the end of the chain.
Floyd |
Floyd | You lock the freezer door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "break key"
Floyd ]  Kitchen                                              3/352
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BREAK KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | You stick the key halfway in the lock and push on it with both hands.
Floyd | It flexes slightly. You pull it back the other way and the metal
Floyd | gives, bending so it'll never fit in the lock. The freezer door is now
Floyd | permanently locked.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "nice!"
Fang says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/353
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd | As you leave, the chain tugs on the key in your hand. You let go and
Floyd | it dangles towards the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some of the children watch hungrily as you leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | Through the open freezer door you see a gathering crowd of
Floyd | ghoul-children.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "close door"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/354
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You lock yourself in the freezer. It continues getting colder.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "so, why did we do this?"
inky says, "because it's there"
Fang says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/355
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Freezer
Floyd | Pale fluorescent lights illuminate the room. With the power back on,
Floyd | this walk-in freezer is getting cold quite rapidly. For a moment, it
Floyd | offers relief from the summer heat. Then the chill starts to seep in
Floyd | and you feel your body shutting down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/356
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/357
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | You rest for a while. It's peaceful, but you start to get restless
Floyd | eventually. Perhaps there's something you can do to pass the time.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/358
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou
Floyd | among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary,
Floyd | mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our
Floyd | death."
Floyd |
Floyd | Praying relaxes you, but it's over too soon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "pray"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/359
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou
Floyd | among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary,
Floyd | mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our
Floyd | death."
Floyd |
Floyd | Again the prayer is over too soon, and your peace dissolves.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "use rosary"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/359
Floyd | >
Floyd | > USE ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | You'll have to figure out how to use that productively.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "count rosary"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/359
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COUNT ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | I couldn't identify a verb in that command.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/360
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DANCE
Floyd |
Floyd | You flail around, jumping up and down like a crazy fool. It makes you
Floyd | a little dizzy, but your head doesn't hurt any worse for it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "I don't really know what you do with rosaries"
Fang says (to Floyd), "think"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/361
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x rosary"
Floyd | > THINK
Floyd |
Floyd | You're feeling contemplative.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/362
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | The rosary has a loop of five decades, or sets of of ten beads, with a
Floyd | single bead separating each decade from the next. A string of four
Floyd | more beads hangs from the loop, with a crucifix at the end. Every bead
Floyd | represents a prayer. You know how to pray the rosary, and when you
Floyd | were alive you used one to calm down. This one appears to be made of
Floyd | cavity-riddled teeth hooked together with small pieces of wire.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "pray rosary"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/363
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the rosary)
Floyd | You hold the rosary in your hands, counting off beads with your
Floyd | fingers. You start with the cross on the end, making the sign of the
Floyd | cross and praying the Apostle's Creed. At the first bead you say the
Floyd | Lord's Prayer, and then a Hail Mary on each of the next three.
Floyd |
Floyd | The chill of the freezer blankets you comfortably, encouraging you to
Floyd | continue the prayer.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "pray rosary"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/364
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | You enter the loop, which contains five strings of ten beads, each
Floyd | with a single bead in between. Meditating on the Resurrection, you say
Floyd | an Our Father and ten Hail Marys.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jim's eyes flicker open and fix your gaze. 
Floyd |
Floyd | "Jesus Christ! He's looking right at me! It's him, Peter! I just
Floyd | cut my friend's head of with a fucking hacksaw! What do I do now?"
Floyd | 
Floyd |
Floyd | "Bring him along, then." Marie suggests. "We'll have good times."
Floyd | 
Floyd |
Floyd | "No fucking way. I'm sticking him in the fridge."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "pray rosary"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/365
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | You recite another decade meditating on Christ's ascent into heaven.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Look out, Jack!" Jim shoves you aside and claws swipe the air by
Floyd | your ear. Then he stumbles back as two ghouls rip into his chest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray rosay"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/365
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY ROSAY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a prayer you know.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray rosary"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/366
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | You contemplate Pentecost, the time when The Holy Spirit descended on
Floyd | the apostles in tongues of fire. You say an Our Father and ten more
Floyd | Hail Marys.
Floyd |
Floyd | Peter throws a handful of dirt on the headless body as it begins
Floyd | to shrivel in the heat of the bonfire.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says, "you use them to keep count of formal prayers"
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray rosary"
Floyd ]  Freezer                                              3/367
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | You say another Our Father and ten Hail Marys meditating on the
Floyd | mystery of the Assumption, in which the Blessed Virgin Mary is taken
Floyd | up into heaven.
Floyd |
Floyd | It's got to be around here somewhere. 
Floyd |
Floyd | You and Peter search the ground for tracks in the early dawn
Floyd | chill. "You think we'll find it before it reanimates?" 
Floyd |
Floyd | "Maybe not, Jack. There's a lot of places to hide. We might not
Floyd | find Marie's body at all."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "pray rosary"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                3/368
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRAY ROSARY
Floyd |
Floyd | You complete the last decade of the rosary. The fifth mystery is the
Floyd | Coronation of Mary, Queen of Heaven. At the end you pray:
Floyd |
Floyd | "Hail, Holy Queen, mother of mercy,
Floyd | our life, our sweetness and our hope.
Floyd | To thee do we cry, poor banished children of Eve
Floyd | To thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale
Floyd | of tears.
Floyd | Turn then, most gracious advocate, thine eyes of mercy toward
Floyd | us,
Floyd | and after this our exile, show us the blessed fruit of thy womb,
Floyd | Jesus.
Floyd | O clement, O loving, O sweet Virgin Mary.
Floyd | Pray for us, O Holy Mother of God, that we may be made worthy of
Floyd | the promises of Christ."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Amen," Jim says with you. He gets up and scans the ridge ahead.
Floyd | Then he coughs. "Damn, I'd kill for a cigarette right now." 
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Trail
Floyd | You and Jim are on a high mountain trail. There's a good view of
Floyd | the desert in most directions, although you can't see the road
Floyd | anymore. You'd expect it to be quiet out here, even when there were
Floyd | cars that worked. But the quiet here is something else entirely.
Floyd | There's no sign of life anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jim is walking ahead of you, searching for Peter and Marie.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're thinking, "Where'd they go?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
maga says, "because prayers are basically push-ups for your soul"
Fang says (to Floyd), "flex soul"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                3/368
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FLEX SOUL
Floyd |
Floyd | I couldn't identify a verb or a subject you can talk about in that
Floyd | command.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "interesting"
Fang says (to Floyd), "t"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                4/368
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T
Floyd |
Floyd | "Where'd they go, Jim?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Jim turns to you reassuringly. "We'll find them, Jack. Don't
Floyd | worry." Then the motherfucker starts singing. 
Floyd |
Floyd |     "One of these mornings, and it won't be long 
Floyd |     All men will rise and stand side by side 
Floyd |     Then hand in hand, we'll walk to glory 
Floyd |     And death will fall before freedom's tide. 
Floyd |  
Floyd |     I'm going there, to see my father 
Floyd |     I'm going there, no more to roam 
Floyd |     I'm going there, just over Jordan 
Floyd |     I'm going there to my new home."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You are at rest. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 4 out of a possible 4, in 368 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
Floyd | >
inky says, "I guess if you have a thing where people have to say N hail maries after confession, you need a counter"
inky says, "hunh"
inky says, "so this seems like a last-minute argument for undeath as the afterlife"
Fang asks, "so the solution to zombie spiritual rest is being trapped in a freezer?"
zarf says, "this instantly spins up a whole notional game mechanic where you have to decide if you're going for endurance prayer, fast-twitch prayer, or just building up your soul abs to get chicks."
Fang asks, "what happens when the power runs out?"
zarf says, "(re 'push-ups')"
Fang says (to zarf), "spirit chicks"
Jacqueline says (to zarf), "Nice"
zarf says, "best kind"
inky says (to Fang), "I guess you thaw out eventually and you're back to your usual tormented state"
Roger says, "do you even repent"
inky says, "ha ha"
Fang says, "except now you're locked permanently in a freezer"
Fang says, "woo."
Zach says, "Perhaps this is refutation of gasoline being a limited resource."
Roger says, "So it turns out that in Suspended those bots are actually your zombie body parts."
Fang says, "maybe this game is just about setting up a jump scare in a action game sequel"
Zach says, "And lo! The generator burned for eight days instead of one!"
Fang says, "'why is there a zombie in the fridge?'"
Fang says (to Floyd), "amusing"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                4/368
Floyd | >
Floyd | > AMUSING
Floyd |
Floyd | Have you tried:
Floyd |
Floyd | Telling the nun about the head? When the head is not with you? When it
Floyd | is?
Floyd | Smelling the walk-in freezer when the power is off?
Floyd | Listening to the jukebox when different songs are playing?
Floyd | Hitting the jukebox while it's playing?
Floyd | Typing "WHAT" instead of entering a command?
Floyd | Dancing, singing, laughing, crying, or vomiting?
Floyd | Drinking gasoline from the can?
Floyd | Examining the gas can when it's improbably stuck inside the skull
Floyd | cavity? When the siphon pump is also in the can?
Floyd | Putting the gas can into the head while it's full?
Floyd | Talking to Peter or Marie about the trailer or the old yellow dog when
Floyd | you're at the campfire?
Floyd | Talking about the trailer, food, or tonight when Peter's about to blow
Floyd | himself up?
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
Floyd | >
Fang asks, "so, er, why did we have to eat three brains to use the freezer?"
inky says, "hunh, so I guess it is possible to get the skull out of the room"
Zach says, "Hmm, I do wonder what the connection with the trailer is."
Fang says (to Floyd), "about"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                4/368
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ABOUT
Floyd |
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                3/368
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Trail
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "about"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                3/368
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ABOUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You are one of the walking dead. Your name is probably Jack.
Floyd | You're looking for relief from the pain and suffering that being
Floyd | undead entails. Your brain isn't all there, so sometimes it's hard for
Floyd | you to figure out what's going on. 
Floyd |
Floyd | In this story you will encounter shocking imagery, acts of
Floyd | violence, strong language, and serial commas. While the author has
Floyd | attempted to retain a modicum of good taste, this story may not be
Floyd | appropriate for all audiences. 
Floyd |
Floyd | A Killer Headache has a soundtrack. You can listen to it at
Floyd | [LINK] 
Floyd |
Floyd | This game is rated "Nasty" on the Zarfian cruelty scale: It's
Floyd | possible to get stuck, but it should be pretty clear when you are.
Floyd | Release 3 is not as nasty as Releases 1 and 2, though. If you reach a
Floyd | losing ending, UNDO and then use the WINNABLE command to find out if
Floyd | you're stuck. There is also a section in the hints that will help you
Floyd | figure out if you're stuck. 
Floyd |
Floyd | For information about playing interactive fiction including a list
Floyd | of common commands, type HELP. For hints, type HINT. For author and
Floyd | version information, type VERSION.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Hooray for you people. Also, gotta go - will shut down and process the transcript this evening."
Jacqueline exclaims, "Congrats!"
Fang says (to Floyd), "t trailer"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                4/368
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T TRAILER
Floyd |
Floyd | "I got this idea. You know how bad the creatures are at opening
Floyd | doors? What if we loosen the doorknob on the trailer? We could trap
Floyd | them inside!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Totally ignoring what you said out loud, Jim turns to you
Floyd | reassuringly. "We'll find them, Jack. Don't worry." Then the
Floyd | motherfucker starts singing. 
Floyd |
Floyd |     "One of these mornings, and it won't be long 
Floyd |     All men will rise and stand side by side 
Floyd |     Then hand in hand, we'll walk to glory 
Floyd |     And death will fall before freedom's tide. 
Floyd |  
Floyd |     I'm going there, to see my father 
Floyd |     I'm going there, no more to roam 
Floyd |     I'm going there, just over Jordan 
Floyd |     I'm going there to my new home."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You are at rest. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 4 out of a possible 4, in 368 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
Floyd | >
Zach says, "A soundtrack! If only I had known."
Zach says, "Huh, we got trapped inside by ourself."
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                3/368
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Trail
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "t yellow do"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                3/369
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T YELLOW DO
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't think of anything to say about that right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "t yellow dog"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                4/369
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T YELLOW DOG
Floyd |
Floyd | "Did you ever see that movie, "Old Yeller?""
Floyd |
Floyd | Totally ignoring what you said out loud, Jim turns to you
Floyd | reassuringly. "We'll find them, Jack. Don't worry." Then the
Floyd | motherfucker starts singing. 
Floyd |
Floyd |     "One of these mornings, and it won't be long 
Floyd |     All men will rise and stand side by side 
Floyd |     Then hand in hand, we'll walk to glory 
Floyd |     And death will fall before freedom's tide. 
Floyd |  
Floyd |     I'm going there, to see my father 
Floyd |     I'm going there, no more to roam 
Floyd |     I'm going there, just over Jordan 
Floyd |     I'm going there to my new home."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You are at rest. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 4 out of a possible 4, in 369 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
Floyd | >
Zach says, "It was so sad at the end when the little boy zombie had to eat Old Yeller."
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                3/369
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Trail
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t marie"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                4/369
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T MARIE
Floyd |
Floyd | "What's up with Marie, Jim?"
Floyd |
Floyd | Totally ignoring what you said out loud, Jim turns to you
Floyd | reassuringly. "We'll find them, Jack. Don't worry." Then the
Floyd | motherfucker starts singing. 
Floyd |
Floyd |     "One of these mornings, and it won't be long 
Floyd |     All men will rise and stand side by side 
Floyd |     Then hand in hand, we'll walk to glory 
Floyd |     And death will fall before freedom's tide. 
Floyd |  
Floyd |     I'm going there, to see my father 
Floyd |     I'm going there, no more to roam 
Floyd |     I'm going there, just over Jordan 
Floyd |     I'm going there to my new home."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You are at rest. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 4 out of a possible 4, in 369 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                3/369
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Trail
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                3/370
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You wander down the trail, continuing to search for your
Floyd | friends.
Floyd |
Floyd | Trail
Floyd | You and Jim are on a high mountain trail. There's a good view of
Floyd | the desert in most directions, although you can't see the road
Floyd | anymore. You'd expect it to be quiet out here, even when there were
Floyd | cars that worked. But the quiet here is something else entirely.
Floyd | There's no sign of life anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jim is walking ahead of you, searching for Peter and Marie.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                3/371
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You wander down the trail, continuing to search for your
Floyd | friends.
Floyd |
Floyd | Trail
Floyd | You and Jim are on a high mountain trail. There's a good view of
Floyd | the desert in most directions, although you can't see the road
Floyd | anymore. You'd expect it to be quiet out here, even when there were
Floyd | cars that worked. But the quiet here is something else entirely.
Floyd | There's no sign of life anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | Jim is walking ahead of you, searching for Peter and Marie.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Fang says (to Floyd), "t campfire"
Floyd ]  Trail                                                4/371
Floyd | >
Floyd | > T CAMPFIRE
Floyd |
Floyd | You bring up the subject of the campfire. 
Floyd |
Floyd | Totally ignoring what you said out loud, Jim turns to you
Floyd | reassuringly. "We'll find them, Jack. Don't worry." Then the
Floyd | motherfucker starts singing. 
Floyd |
Floyd |     "One of these mornings, and it won't be long 
Floyd |     All men will rise and stand side by side 
Floyd |     Then hand in hand, we'll walk to glory 
Floyd |     And death will fall before freedom's tide. 
Floyd |  
Floyd |     I'm going there, to see my father 
Floyd |     I'm going there, no more to roam 
Floyd |     I'm going there, just over Jordan 
Floyd |     I'm going there to my new home."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You are at rest. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 4 out of a possible 4, in 371 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
Floyd | >
Fang says, "jim is kinda a jerk"
Fang says, "anyway, I can't say I much liked this. I think it's too confusing and undirected"
inky says, "I don't think I really understood the game, yeah"
inky has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. olethros says, "I loved it"
olethros says, "it didn't have a clear goal, that's true, but that was not a problem"




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