ClubFloyd Transcript:
Shuffling Around by Andrew Schultz writing as Ned Yompus
As played on ifMUD on April 21, 28 & May 12, 2013

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of Shuffling Around written by Andrew Schultz writing as Ned Yompus. Shuffling Around was released as part of the 2012 IF Competition, in which it took seventh place. It went on to be nominated for Xyzzy awards for Best Puzzles and Best Individual Puzzle. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing these games, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played these games, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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Zach says, "Good morning, Floyd and Friends"
jenrexrode asks, "is it time?"
Zach says, "I'm gonna vote for Shuffling Around"
Ellison drops fun shiny toy. Zach says, "Since I've played the other. It is fun, though."
Zach plays with the fun shiny toy, and lights up with childlike glee. Trumgottist says, "Good evening. :)"
Ellison says, "I won't be playing today so it doesn't matter to me"
Trumgottist says, "I have no preference."
Zach asks, "Any other thoughts?"
jenrexrode arrives, full of fun and funk. pim says, "I'm new here, I have no preferences except to play something"
Zach asks, "jen rode a rex?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask shufflingaround"
Floyd ]  Busiest Subsite (Intro)                              0/5
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | So you just got fired from the best company ever, and it's the best
Floyd | day of your life. New opportunities! New horizons! New ways to look at
Floyd | things! Like calling this stupid kiss-off job fair a "convention."
Floyd |
Floyd | Shuffling Around
Floyd | A weird power to save a weird world by Ned Yompus
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 121107 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Busiest Subsite
Floyd | This is the ritziest hotel you'll ever stay in. Terraces are west, a
Floyd | banner hangs over an auditorium entry to the east, and the elevator
Floyd | you came from is to the south. North's a function for later in the
Floyd | day.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a sign over an odd side passage the bustling, babbling masses
Floyd | seem to be ignoring.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "read sign"
Floyd ]  Busiest Subsite (Intro)                              0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ SIGN
Floyd |
Floyd | It says NONE TRY, and it's just above a side passage people are
Floyd | ignoring.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x side passage"
Floyd ]  Busiest Subsite (Intro)                              0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SIDE PASSAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's just under the NONE TRY sign. You could probably ENTER it, or go
Floyd | INSIDE. It's not really any direction you can tell, and you could have
Floyd | sworn it was near a different exit before you turned your back on it
Floyd | just a bit ago. It curves quickly so you can't see much of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "read banner"
Floyd ]  Busiest Subsite (Intro)                              0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ BANNER
Floyd |
Floyd | "This way: BEING FIRED!" People walk by, discussing how the DEBRIEFING
Floyd | should make Mondays dynamos again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "#clubf heh"
Zach asks, "I guess "none try" = "no entry"?"
jenrexrode asks, "like someone bumped the "N"?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | That way's an hour or two of listening to an under-action denunciator.
Floyd | You sure?
Trumgottist asks, "Is this a wordplay game?"
jenrexrode asks, "maybe you need to shuffle the letters?"
pim says, "are we to assume the CAPITALIZED WORDS are keywords/commands"
Zach says, "I think I have played a few minutes of this game, but I never got anywhere."
jenrexrode says, "is BEING FIRED an anagram of DEBRIEFING"
Zach says, "Looks like it"
Zach puts on his anagram shoes
pim says, "oh boy"
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter"
Floyd | You sure?
Floyd | > ENTER
Floyd |
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
pim says, "there's internet tools for anagramming but maybe that's cheating ;)"
Zach says (to Floyd), "no"
Floyd ]  Busiest Subsite (Intro)                              0/5
Floyd | Please answer yes or no.>
Floyd | > NO
Floyd |
Floyd | You pause before entering. The lecture seems like it'd be fun to
Floyd | ditch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Busiest Subsite (Intro)                              0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You already spent too much time in the overlate elevator.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your eye catches the side passage, which looks more interesting than
Floyd | the standard ways out. Maybe you could give it another look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm, I guess that's the way to go."
jenrexrode asks, "does it change if you look again?"
pim says, "there's north too "for another day""
Zach says (to Floyd), "x sigbn"
Floyd ]  Busiest Subsite (Intro)                              0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SIGBN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x sign"
Floyd ]  Busiest Subsite (Intro)                              0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SIGN
Floyd |
Floyd | It says NONE TRY, and it's just above a side passage people are
Floyd | ignoring.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Busiest Subsite (Intro)                              0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | That way's a costlier cloister of rooms than recent firees deserve.
Floyd | The measure-a-resume event will be there, but not for another couple
Floyd | hours. You don't really want to get an agent, anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel sort of cornered by all the main passages. Sneaking off
Floyd | anywhere would be kind of fun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "er, sorry, later in the day it said"
pim says (to Floyd), "enter side passage"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER SIDE PASSAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone tugs you by the arm. "Can't you read? It says NO ENTRY! Quit
Floyd | dawdling and get to the DEBRIEFING already!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You check and make sure. No, still NONE TRY. As you walk away, you
Floyd | hear "INSTRUCTIONS, son. I trust I c..."
Floyd | (this is the first in-game pause. Whenever the game pauses without a
Floyd | cursor in the future, you need to push any key to continue.)
pim says, "NO ENTRY indeed"
Trumgottist says, "Probably should read the instructions."
pim goes home.
pim arrives, ready to play with the toys. Zach says, "Oh, this isn't an anagram game: we just have dyslexia."
Zach says (to Floyd), "about"
Floyd ]  A Dry Yard (Intro)                                   0/5
Floyd | cursor in the future, you need to push any key to continue.)The voice
Floyd | cuts off. The passage behind is gone. You doubt missing the lecture
Floyd | will go in your life file.
Floyd |
Floyd | A Dry Yard
Floyd | Nothing particularly beautiful grows here. All manner of prickly
Floyd | things and dried-up weeds lie around. You see a big huge thorn
Floyd | blocking an exit. You're not sure what direction--you've gotten spun
Floyd | around--but the smaller thorns shooting off from it block any hope of
Floyd | slipping by. The carefully pruned shrub and the brush laid next to it
Floyd | seem much more orderly.
Floyd |
Floyd | A toga is lying here. It doesn't look particularly festive or clean.
Floyd |
Floyd | So what was that lecture supposed to be about? One word changing
Floyd | how we look at things, how things are? Rubbish. It has to be. You
Floyd | think.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "the pause swallowed the command"
pim says (to Floyd), "about"
Floyd ]  A Dry Yard (Intro)                                   0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ABOUT
Floyd |
Floyd | This game is about, well, I don't want to spoil that yet until you get
Floyd | your first point, which I hope isn't too hard. It's a bit different
Floyd | from other text adventures, being a wordplay game, but the hope is
Floyd | that the right sort of command to solve certain puzzles is clued in
Floyd | more than one way.
Floyd |
Floyd | This is much simpler than it sounds, and I think/hope I've made
Floyd | efforts to make it less guess-the-verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see tester credits with CREDITS. Also, I am very interested in
Floyd | transcripts to make this game better. If you've never made a
Floyd | transcript, type TRANSCRIPT and you can pick the file to save to. Then
Floyd | send the transcript to ned.yompus@gmail.com with my thanks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "credits"
Floyd ]  A Dry Yard (Intro)                                   0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CREDITS
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a list of websites I would like to credit. But it might spoil
Floyd | things before you score anything. So I'll just list beta-testers and
Floyd | general help.
Floyd |
Floyd | Adri, Anthony Hope, DJ Hastings, Gavin Myers-Leman, Hulk Handsome
Floyd | (not spoiled til you score a point,) Joey Jones, John
Floyd | Nitchals, Paul Lee, Robert Patten and Tomie Campf, in alphabetical
Floyd | first-name order. They found 700+ bugs.
Floyd |
Floyd | It must be noted that several bugs that popped up in the release
Floyd | version were due to me trying to slip in one more small thing without
Floyd | adequate re-testing. If there is anything obvious (and there was, in
Floyd | the initial release,) it is my fault and not theirs.
Floyd |
Floyd | John Nitchals made the cover art. Cover image is a derivative of "LED
Floyd | scrolling nametags" ([LINK])
Floyd | by Phil Campbell, used under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
Floyd | Unported (CC BY 3.0) license:
Floyd | [LINK]
Floyd |
Floyd | Contact me with suggestions (technical or aesthetic) at
Floyd | ned_yompus@gmail.com, and you can join these worthy people above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Also, thanks to the folks at intfiction.org who helped me code things.
Floyd |
Floyd | Finally, type SITES for a list of sites that helped, which will
Floyd | totally spoil things right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst..
Ellison has disconnected.
pim says (to Floyd), "x toga"
Floyd ]  A Dry Yard (Intro)                                   0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TOGA
Floyd |
Floyd | On it you see a four-legged animal with a sort of beard and horns. In
Floyd | one corner you see some writing. The toga also smells vaguely of
Floyd | barnyards.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "toga = goat"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x goat"
Floyd ]  A Dry Yard (Intro)                                   1/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GOAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (In the future, you can just say what you need to summon. No verbs or
Floyd | frills.)
Floyd |
Floyd | The dingy toga shuddders. It seems to rip, make legs, and twist
Floyd | around, like one of those balloon animals you were never good at. All
Floyd | this twisting has left him with an appetite, and he walks over to the
Floyd | delicious thorns and brambles.
Floyd |
Floyd | They're not much, though, so he mauls the shrub a bit before making a
Floyd | dessert of the brush that you just now notice spelled GATO. Exhausted,
Floyd | he turns around three times and falls asleep.
Floyd |
Floyd | Wait. Did you just do that? Change a toga into a goat? You aren't sure
Floyd | if you were REALLY thinking about doing so, but you come to the
Floyd | realization you didn't rationalize back there, and you may have a
Floyd | latent talent.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x cat"
Floyd ]  A Dry Yard (Intro)                                   1/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | The goat ate enough of it, it doesn't look like anything any more.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  A Dry Yard (Intro)                                   1/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | A Dry Yard
Floyd | Nothing particularly beautiful grows here. All manner of prickly
Floyd | things and dried-up weeds lie around. You see an exit in some
Floyd | direction or other where the thorn was. The shrub and brush the goat
Floyd | wrecked are here, too.
Floyd |
Floyd | The goat is half-sleeping here. He's probably best left that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Good, verbs are too fancy for me."
pim says, "brush = scrub, a dry = yard. heh"
pim says, "er wait nm that first one :P"
pim says, "shrub not scrub, bleh."
pim says, "anyway..."
Zach says (to Floyd), "cat"
Floyd ]  A Dry Yard (Intro)                                   1/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | The goat ate enough of it, it doesn't look like anything any more.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "exit"
Floyd ]  A Dry Yard (Intro)                                   1/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EXIT
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel a sudden sense of vertigo as you walk towards the passage
Floyd | where the thorn was. You realize you have lost your sense of
Floyd | direction, and for whatever reason, you're preoccupied with finding it
Floyd | before you can continue. So, which way is the thorn?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "north"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | With the big thorn gone, why, of course you can go north. Though the
Floyd | goat didn't clear out all the thorns. One rips your nametag slightly.
Floyd | But beyond that, there's a path that leads to an open field.
Floyd |
Floyd | Notices Section
Floyd | You're not sure what to do here, and there's no welcoming committee.
Floyd | But there's a broad board with various scrawlings.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see an incomplete-looking dollhouse with a crackling noise coming
Floyd | from a few loud holes. It is labeled FOR INSTRUCTIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
Floyd |
Floyd | It can't be... can it be...? A cabinet floating in mid-air. It looks
Floyd | acne-bit. It's open, too.
Floyd |
Floyd | A gateway is here. You can see through its sturdy wire fencing, but it
Floyd | doesn't seem to lead anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "huzzah"
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |   a magenta nametag (being worn)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "this is fun"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x notepad"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NOTEPAD
Floyd |
Floyd | It's your workbook. It holds bookwork. Not a thrilling color to most,
Floyd | and one of many you bought cheap a long time ago, and they haven't run
Floyd | out yet. It's small enough to fit in a pocket, and you have clipped a
Floyd | pen over it, too.
Floyd |
Floyd | (To use the notepad, you can type PAD (subject) or CONSULT PAD ABOUT
Floyd | (subject). If you forget what you've written about, you can type PAD
Floyd | or CONSULT PAD.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x nametag"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NAMETAG
Floyd |
Floyd | It's still a bit scratched from your trip through the thorns--about
Floyd | 3/7 of the way from the right.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim asks, "so, scratch after NAME?"
pim says (to Floyd), "read nametag"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ NAMETAG
Floyd |
Floyd | It's still a bit scratched from your trip through the thorns--about
Floyd | 3/7 of the way from the right.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "who am i"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WHO AM I
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "man gate"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MAN GATE
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the gateman, the dead beat deadbeat, the cheesy
Floyd | spearman or bearded man?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "!!! ha"
Zach says, "Yay, fun bug"
Zach says (to Floyd), "gateman"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GATEMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim asks, "is it a bug?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "look in cabinet"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | (Nothing in this game has anything deeply hidden, so searching works
Floyd | like examining.)
Floyd |
Floyd | It's open. The cratered bits, once retraced, spell CAN BITE. You see a
Floyd | tinfoil info-lit, a tagged gadget, an idlers' slider and a salient
Floyd | saltine inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "bactine?"
Zach says, "I mean, as far as disambiguating to things we don't know about."
Zach says (to jrr), "ha"
pim asks, "hmm, "cratered bits" ?"
jenrexrode says, "cratered=retraced"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "bactine"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BACTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "ah. I was trying to work bits in there"
pim says (to Floyd), "consult pad"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CONSULT PAD
Floyd |
Floyd | Currently you can consult it about:
Floyd | --notepad, lecture
Floyd | >
pim says, "preloaded"
Zach says (to Floyd), "take gadget"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE GADGET
Floyd |
Floyd | You wonder what this gadget IS as you pick it up. It looks like it
Floyd | analyzes something. Perhaps you should try it on a few available
Floyd | things like the nametag?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "culture"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CULTURE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oops"
jenrexrode says, "too many u's"
pim says, "which word are you trying to anagram"
Zach says (to Floyd), "analyze nametag"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ANALYZE NAMETAG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "use gadget on nametag"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > USE GADGET ON NAMETAG
Floyd |
Floyd | Use is a bit too vague for this game's parser to understand. You can
Floyd | SWITCH something, or PUT something IN/ON something, or even ATTACH
Floyd | something to something. You can PUSH a button or OPEN something, as
Floyd | well. Specific items should clue you what to do if you EXAMINE them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "lecture"
Zach says (to Floyd), "analyze nametag with gadget"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ANALYZE NAMETAG WITH GADGET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "there are quite a few anagrams to "cratered bits" but I don't think they are all that useful..."
pim says, "my favorite so far is "trisected bra""
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "x gadget"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GADGET
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks like a wall stud sensor, six inches by twelve, with a screen
Floyd | broken into nine mini-panels. An instructional tag you can read is
Floyd | tied to the handle, which narrows where it meets the main part. The
Floyd | gadget crackles with greeny energy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "ha ha"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x tag"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TAG
Floyd |
Floyd | (the instructional tag)
Floyd | "This gadget is certified untransmogrifiable. It can be used to SCAN
Floyd | objects to determine their transmogrification states. Removing tag
Floyd | invalidates warranty. One beep means item is changeable. Buzz means it
Floyd | has been changed."
Floyd |
Floyd | The good stuff is about how one beep means something you should
Floyd | change, and a buzz means something that can't be changed again. Above
Floyd | a small print disclaimer you see the text EXAMPLE: LEMON <- RGRGG ->
Floyd | MELON. A little thought and you realize only two reds on the gadget
Floyd | makes things trivial. The example seems loaded in the gadget's favor,
Floyd | but hey, that's advertising for you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim exclaims, "void the warranty! void the warranty!"
Zach says, "noooo"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan nametag"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN NAMETAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You see lights form on the screen--RGRGR*R--the sixth light starts
Floyd | red, then flashes to green and back, as if there are two aspects to
Floyd | the magenta nametag worth considering.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "What if we want to return it?"
pim says, "no way, it sounds like too much fun"
Zach says, "Hmm, so we need to anagram both words, I guess."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x gateway"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GATEWAY
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a fence gate, so you can see beyond and through it, though it
Floyd | seems too heavy to lift in any case, but who knows, maybe if there was
Floyd | a guy who tended to gates, he'd help you. It'd be neat if...
Floyd |
Floyd | (You can say the name of the gateway now to enter it. There's nothing
Floyd | more hidden in its description.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim asks, "I don't understand the RG code?"
pim goes home. Zach says, "Whether or not the letter moves"
Trumgottist says, "Red is a letter to be changed."
pim says, "bleh, I have connect issues, this is going to keep happening to me"
Zach says, "Look at the lemon -> melon example"
pim says, "is there a way I can scroll back on Floyd's responses"
Zach says, "@recap toyshop"
jenrexrode says, "and I guess the * is because the name tag is scratched"
Zach says (to Floyd), "gateway"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              2/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GATEWAY
Floyd |
Floyd | (entering instead)
Floyd | It doesn't lead anywhere. Yet. Plus, you'd run into the, uh, gate
Floyd | part. Maybe if you had someone who could give information. And not
Floyd | stupid information like a silly old nametag.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "gateman"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GATEMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | If you really CAN change the nametag, you don't want a gateman in your
Floyd | face--so you chuck the nametag away. Not really believing...
Floyd |
Floyd | Whoah! The nametag pulses and pops in directions you didn't think
Floyd | something that flat could. You hear a gish, then a sigh. A tall,
Floyd | grouchy old man in sober robes so aged you almost say "Egad" cries
Floyd | "The eyes! They see!" He grumbles how he shoulda been a portal king in
Floyd | the parking lot, he's such a talking pro. Then he notices you.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Smug gums. But you'll have to do. Ehh? Heh. I'm Old Man Almond. What
Floyd | d'you want? I can tell you about this-here quest."
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Blurgh, I tried that earlier. I guess the PC didn't know enough yet."
pim arrives, ready to play with the toys.
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask gateman about quest"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK GATEMAN ABOUT QUEST
Floyd |
Floyd | "Three major problems. Noise is one. A lupine lineup. Noble Ol' Ben:
Floyd | gone. Lorn. No longer."
Floyd |
Floyd | "And I think I know who's behind it: RED BULL BURDELL!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to zach), "I mean, to recap what Floyd's said" Zach says, "He says everything in the toyshop"
jenrexrode says, "yeah, it does"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Notices Section
Floyd | The broad board has some scrawlings you haven't read yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | Old Man Almond, the gateman, is grousing around here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see an incomplete-looking dollhouse with a crackling noise coming
Floyd | from a few loud holes. It is labeled FOR INSTRUCTIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
Floyd |
Floyd | The acne-bit cabinet is still floating here. It contains the tinfoil
Floyd | info-lit, the idlers' slider and the salient saltine.
Floyd |
Floyd | A gateway is here. You can see through its sturdy wire fencing, but it
Floyd | doesn't seem to lead anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take slider"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | Ouch! The cabinet door slams on you--it seems to have developed fangs
Floyd | that came from a hidden compartment. Maybe you only get one device.
Floyd | (Note: you can SWAP the gadget and slider.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan notepad"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN NOTEPAD
Floyd |
Floyd | The gadget makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "brb, resolving connection issues"
pim goes home.
Zach says (to Floyd), "swap gadget and slider"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SWAP GADGET AND SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "swap gadget"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SWAP GADGET
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the gadget back in the cabinet and take the slider.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x slider"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's like an electronic t-square, with nine mini-panels. Reading it,
Floyd | you see it's useful to SCAN things to sort out their edges. It
Floyd | crackles with greeny energy and has some colored writing that looks
Floyd | important.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x writing"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WRITING
Floyd |
Floyd | "Provably 79.12% hintier than a tagged gadget. Green print
Floyd | gives you the start, red print the end. The middle bits fall
Floyd | into place."
Floyd |
Floyd | The example reads PASTE <-> TAPES.
Floyd | (red S, green T, green P, red E. Everything else blue.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim arrives, ready to play with the toys. jenrexrode says, "IDGI"
says, "I guess playing ths outside of floyd, there's color cues and italics and stuff"
Zach says, "Oh, it tells you which letters begin and end the new word"
Zach says, "If the gadget doesn't help us enough"
pim says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Notices Section
Floyd | The broad board has some scrawlings you haven't read yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | Old Man Almond, the gateman, is grousing around here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see an incomplete-looking dollhouse with a crackling noise coming
Floyd | from a few loud holes. It is labeled FOR INSTRUCTIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
Floyd |
Floyd | The acne-bit cabinet is still floating here. It contains the tagged
Floyd | gadget, the tinfoil info-lit and the salient saltine.
Floyd |
Floyd | A gateway is here. You can see through its sturdy wire fencing, but it
Floyd | doesn't seem to lead anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I don't think we need either if we can anagram on our own."
pim says, "sorry I'm a bit lost from my disconnections, should be better now though"
pim says (to Floyd), "read board"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ BOARD
Floyd |
Floyd | WANTED:
Floyd |
Floyd | --selfless soul willing to turn self into humiliating identification
Floyd | to aid adventurers in rescuing our fair land. Must have strength or
Floyd | magic touch to raise big metal gate. Benefits include unlimited
Floyd | complaining to rescuer/prospective hero.
Floyd |
Floyd | --fellow named Terry to allow quick way for temporarily stuck
Floyd | adventurers to RETRY and return to Trips Strip. (you haven't been
Floyd | there yet, so it probably doesn't do anything.)
Floyd |
Floyd | --quester request: text adventurer with savoir-savior to save world
Floyd | from economic and moral malaise. High chance of real fun, low chance
Floyd | of funeral.
Floyd |   Canny Nancy or Brian Brain preferred to Manly Lyman or Army Mary.
Floyd | Scrabble, MasterMind, and/or Boggle expertise a plus. Training with
Floyd | two simple 7-letter portmanteaux provided. No crudities like diuretics
Floyd | needed!
Floyd | WARNING: Must qualify with simple on-the-game...oh, wait, never
Floyd | mind, you're already here. Hi there! Hey, that cabinet's useful, and
Floyd | that dollhouse's a sample puzzle.
Floyd |
Floyd | !!!!LIMITED TIME TEXT ADVENTURING SEASON OFFER FOR THE BUSY TEXT
Floyd | ADVENTURER: ONLY SOLVE 2 OF 3 AFFLICTED AREAS TO EARN ACCESS TO YOUR
Floyd | ROMAN MANOR!!!! (You record the information in your dope tan
Floyd | notepad under board.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "what's the training refer to"
Zach says, "OK LET'S SOLVE LOVES!"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x dollhouse"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOLLHOUSE
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear static hissing through some loud holes. Plus, the dollhouse
Floyd | isn't nearly as tall as it could be. It could use an extra floor or
Floyd | two.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "scan dollhouse"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              3/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN DOLLHOUSE
Floyd |
Floyd | Before your slider gets close, you begin to pick something up. Perhaps
Floyd | it isn't the dollhouse you need to do something with. Something
Floyd | ambient--like the static. So you do that.
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   RBGBBB
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "attics"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ATTICS
Floyd |
Floyd | The static cuts off and seems to grow opaque. Then it forms into a
Floyd | small box with a cupola, pyramid, and other shapes. They fit with a
Floyd | click on top of the dollhouse. Old Man Almond golf-claps. "Good work.
Floyd | Actually, the attics are a lot tougher to figure out than the gateway,
Floyd | especially with that tool you have."
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "oh I guess the scanner isn't really needed"
pim says, "more like a hint"
pim says (to Floyd), "x dollhouse"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOLLHOUSE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's much nicer and quieter now that you tacked the attics on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "so we're done with that, I guess"
pim says, "did we read everything in the pad"
pim says (to Floyd), "consult pad"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CONSULT PAD
Floyd |
Floyd | Currently you can consult it about:
Floyd | --notepad, lecture, board
Floyd | >
pim says, "or does that just recap what we know"
pim says (to Floyd), "consult pad about lecture"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CONSULT PAD ABOUT LECTURE
Floyd |
Floyd | An hour-long pre-lunch lecture by some fellow named Curt Lee netted
Floyd | you three pages of doodles. You remember him saying how ONE WORD could
Floyd | open a NEW DOOR in this age of technological innovation if you picked
Floyd | the right one, and that's more magic than real magic, if real magic
Floyd | existed, which it doesn't.
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, lunch was nice.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "ask gateman about quest"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK GATEMAN ABOUT QUEST
Floyd |
Floyd | "Three major problems. Noise is one. A lupine lineup. Noble Ol' Ben:
Floyd | gone. Lorn. No longer."
Floyd |
Floyd | "And I think I know who's behind it: RED BULL BURDELL!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says, "He still says the same thing."
pim says, "we solved the noise"
Trumgottist says, "The noise is taken care of. I don't understand the rest."
pim says, "something about foxes"
pim asks, "er wolves?"
Zach asks, "Rabbits?"
pim says, "that's lapine"
pim says, "lupine is wolves I believe"
Zach says, "Hah, whoops"
Trumgottist says, "Yes it is. Harry Potter tought me that."
jenrexrode asks, "wolf flow?"
pim says, "ha try it"
Zach says (to Floyd), "wolf"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WOLF
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "wolf flow"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WOLF FLOW
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "swap saltine"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SWAP SALTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Not worth swapping.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "fowl"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x saltine"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SALTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | It says SLAINTE on the package.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "We might also be able to pass through the gateway now."
jenrexrode says, "i guess we need to see some thing before we can have the magic word"
pim asks, "we need 2 of 3 right? did we solve another when I was disconnected?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x info-lit"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X INFO-LIT
Floyd |
Floyd | It's tinfoil only in writing content--it's actually just paper. It's
Floyd | excessively all-caps and underlined, but I'll spare you that.
Floyd |
Floyd | Reason So Near from Sane Sean, Farce Facer and Saltier Realist:
Floyd | --If you can change stuff, why can't the people who made the gadget
Floyd | and slider? Or why couldn't they find someone off the street? Perhaps
Floyd | they're the real enemy and you're the pawn.
Floyd | --If they really wanted you to clean things up, why can't you take
Floyd | both the cabinet items?
Floyd | --That NEW DOOR is not really ONE WORD. Same as the guy who can lift
Floyd | it! They are two short words, easier than one big scary seven-letter
Floyd | word.
Floyd | --Anyone smart enough to untangle this world won't get any fulfillment
Floyd | from doing so. So there, stupider disputer!
Floyd |
Floyd | It'd all be distressingly persuasive gotcha-logic if you hadn't been
Floyd | able to flip that toga. But this is a fantasy world, and you've
Floyd | already shown cracks in his logic.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "oh my head"
pim asks, "what else is in the cabinet? we can't take it?"
Zach says, "onspiracy"
Zach says, "conspiracy!"
pim says (to Floyd), "look in cabinet"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN CABINET
Floyd |
Floyd | It's open. The cratered bits, once retraced, spell CAN BITE. You see a
Floyd | tagged gadget, a tinfoil info-lit and a salient saltine inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take saltine"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SALTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Got it. You'd have liked a beefier freebie, but with calm opining, you
Floyd | see no use complaining.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take info-lit"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE INFO-LIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "I thought we were holding the gadget"
pim says (to Floyd), "I"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says, "We switched it for the other hint tool"
Trumgottist says, "Only one can be had at the time."
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Notices Section
Floyd | The broad board has some scrawlings you figure will be useful.
Floyd |
Floyd | Old Man Almond, the gateman, is grousing around here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see that dollhouse you put those attics on. It is labeled FOR
Floyd | INSTRUCTIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
Floyd |
Floyd | The acne-bit cabinet is still floating here. It contains the tagged
Floyd | gadget.
Floyd |
Floyd | A gateway is here. You can see through its sturdy wire fencing, but it
Floyd | doesn't seem to lead anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "er, I must have missed that"
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter gateway"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER GATEWAY
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold your hand out in front of you to see if the gateway vanishes
Floyd | as you walk through. Nope. The gateman speaks.
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's not that easy. But it's not that hard. It doesn't get anywhere
Floyd | yet. Til it does, you can't go far away."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x fencing"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FENCING
Floyd |
Floyd | It's strong enough. You aren't getting through the gateway by force.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan saltine"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SALTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "raise gate"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RAISE GATE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan info-lit"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN INFO-LIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing happens. Which just proves the paper's premise that this is
Floyd | all too ridiculous, amirite?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "what about the nametag again"
Trumgottist says, "Can the gateman be turned into something else? I wonder about that blinking letter when the nametag was scanned."
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan gateman"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN GATEMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | The gadget buzzes.
Floyd |
Floyd | "What?! Were you hoping to change me back?" harrumphs Old Man Almond.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan saltine"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SALTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "well it was also magneta"
pim says (to Floyd), "magneta"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MAGNETA
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan gateway"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              4/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN GATEWAY
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   GBBBBBR
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "get away"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              5/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET AWAY
Floyd |
Floyd | The gateway rumbles. "Bout time you figured it!" says Old Man Almond.
Floyd | "Let me use my trifle lifter here." He tugs down on the gate with his
Floyd | index finger, and it flips up. "What?! I can have magic powers, too!
Floyd | Couldn't a survived being a nametag otherwise!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The scenery behind the gate rumbles to grass, hills, and even a few
Floyd | thatched huts. "If you have any more questions...now's a good time to
Floyd | ask," says Old Man Almond.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yay"
Trumgottist says, "The intro is complete."
Zach says, "woohoo"
pim says, "I TRON"
Zach says (to Floyd), "talk to gateman"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              5/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO GATEMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You engage in small talk, not sure what to ASK about.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eh?! There's all sorts of things to ask me about! That goat back
Floyd | there! Your quest! Your purpose! The getaway! The rules! No time to
Floyd | scold clods asking about--whatever you just mumbled about."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "ask gateman about rules"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              5/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK GATEMAN ABOUT RULES
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, you figured a few things out. Probably want to focus more on
Floyd | changing stuff than doing weird actions.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf10"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              5/5
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "ask gateman about purpose"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              5/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK GATEMAN ABOUT PURPOSE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Three major problems. Noise is one. A lupine lineup. Noble Ol' Ben:
Floyd | gone. Lorn. No longer."
Floyd |
Floyd | "And I think I know who's behind it: RED BULL BURDELL!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask gateman about the getaway"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              5/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK GATEMAN ABOUT THE GETAWAY
Floyd |
Floyd | "Get going through there!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim asks, "gateman about burdell"
pim says (to Floyd), "ask gateman about burdell"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              5/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK GATEMAN ABOUT BURDELL
Floyd |
Floyd | "Like he was thought up by a demonic comedian. Seemed a poseur when he
Floyd | uprose but he made a desireable age disagreeable. He'd make a poignant
Floyd | nag point, but really, he's an RPG player in a text adventuring world.
Floyd | Hit points and magic points and all. Claimed our way was no more than
Floyd | multiple choice. Heard his cleats in the castle as he did something
Floyd | called "Leveling up." Tackled Raw Rori, a warrior, but we ignored
Floyd | eroding til he humbled Bud Helm. We have lost LOTS because of him. He
Floyd | beat us all. Rooftops of troops on Fort Oops. Profs too. Auctioned
Floyd | Education. I cautioned..." His eyes grow mistened. "Ten dimes say it's
Floyd | end times. We've waited for an upturn to turn up..."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Maybe we can just >drink burdell"
pim says, "perhaps if we need to fly somewhere..."
pim asks, "well then, shall we through?"
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "ask gateman about goat"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              5/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK GATEMAN ABOUT GOAT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yes, yes, you got the first puzzle. Good adventurer, good adventurer.
Floyd | If you're interested, the gadget would've said Red-Green-Red-Red and
Floyd | the slider would've said Red-Blue-Green-Blue." (You record the
Floyd | information in your notepad under goat.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says, "Yeah, let's move on."
pim says (to Floyd), "ask gateman about being fired"
Floyd ]  Notices Section (Intro)                              5/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK GATEMAN ABOUT BEING FIRED
Floyd |
Floyd | "Eh?! There's all sorts of things to ask me about! That goat back
Floyd | there! Your quest! Your purpose! The getaway! The rules! No time to
Floyd | scold clods asking about--whatever you just mumbled about."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "rats. we still need a job after all this"
pim exclaims, "onward!"
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "enter"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER
Floyd |
Floyd | Your path is clear. Old Man Almond gets his hanky out. "Okay, hunt."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Thank you," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | The gate disappears behind you, and you walk down a pathway, then yap
Floyd | "What?!" when you see...
pim says, "it's a pause"
pim says (to Floyd), "<any key>"
Floyd | "What?!" when you see......a few strip malls. Ugh. There's nothing
Floyd | adventurous about THAT.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! Intro node: done!
pim says (to Floyd), "<where's the any key>"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | Congratulations! Intro node: done!
Floyd | Trips Strip
Floyd | You see what was once a bunch of small malls. Most lots appear vacant
Floyd | or dilapidated. There's a cracked sidewalk here, too, with graffiti,
Floyd | if you need a distraction.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "trips strip... so RETRY works now I guess"
pim says (to Floyd), "read graffiti"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ GRAFFITI
Floyd |
Floyd | FORK SPOONERISMS!
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a lot more, and you could waste a lot of time here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "spork"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPORK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x sidewalk"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SIDEWALK
Floyd |
Floyd | Morgan Gorman was here!!!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x malls"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're labeled with letters, not numbers, though you can refer to
Floyd | them by number if you want. Of the various stores you see, only store
Floyd | r, store m, store i and store f look like you can do anything with
Floyd | them. Store r has a COMING SOON sign by it. A few others seem
Floyd | greyed-out, like in a video game or something. There can't be anything
Floyd | in any of them. (You record the information in your notepad under
Floyd | stores.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan sidewalk"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SIDEWALK
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "r m i f"
pim says (to Floyd), "firm"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FIRM
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan malls"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN MALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | Not all at once.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x store r"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STORE R
Floyd |
Floyd | It's almost all grey, except for a touch of red at the corners. You
Floyd | probably need to see what's behind at least one other stores first.
Floyd | You also see a roster in the front door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan store r"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN STORE R
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   BRBGBB
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x roster"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The roster on the front of store R reads: "People who have earned a
Floyd | vacation: you (well, soon!)"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "torres"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TORRES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "sorter"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SORTER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "I forget how the letter code works"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "resort"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESORT
Floyd |
Floyd | That seems like it should work, but you sense you have not done enough
Floyd | yet. In fact, you probably haven't even visited some place you need to
Floyd | work through. But maybe, soon, you will.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "hm"
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter store r"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER STORE R
Floyd |
Floyd | It's closed and locked, and you won't find a key. Maybe you can do
Floyd | something else to it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "it said we need to see what's behind at least one othe store"
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter store f"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER STORE F
Floyd |
Floyd | It's closed and locked, and you won't find a key. Maybe you can do
Floyd | something else to it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x store f"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 0/4
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "forest"
Floyd | > X STORE F
Floyd |
Floyd | This is odd. It's kind of green on top, brown on the bottom. You smell
Floyd | pine needles and dirt and leaves you can't quite discern. You think
Floyd | back to the gateway and how you got here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FOREST
Floyd |
Floyd | The greens and browns of Store F coagulate and pull apart into an
Floyd | actual forest.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Trips Strip
Floyd | You see what was once a bunch of small malls. Most lots appear vacant
Floyd | or dilapidated.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a forest here where store F was.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "ya"
Zach says, "y"
pim says, "oh I thought it pulled us into a forest"
pim says (to Floyd), "x forest"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FOREST
Floyd |
Floyd | It's bigger on the inside than the outside, you're sure, or something
Floyd | like that.
Floyd |
Floyd | (You can say the name of the forest now to enter it. There's nothing
Floyd | more hidden in its description.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "store r, store m, store f, store i"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x malls"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | Of the various stores you see, only store r, store m and store i look
Floyd | like you can do anything with them. Store r has a COMING SOON sign by
Floyd | it. A few others seem greyed-out, like in a video game or something.
Floyd | There can't be anything in any of them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "forest"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FOREST
Floyd |
Floyd | (entering instead)
Floyd | As you walk in the forest, you hear rumors of monsters ravaging the
Floyd | surrounding areas. Not zombies, or vampires, or skeletons. Trying to
Floyd | figure what it is, you daydream maybe YOU could be that hero--so
Floyd | successfully that you get lost!
pim says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Softer Forest (Forest)                               0/16
Floyd | successfully that you get lost!Until you stumble on a small clearing.
Floyd | You think you smell something.
Floyd |
Floyd | Softer Forest
Floyd | There's no clear sign of clearings, but the leaves are soft here.
Floyd | There's a smell, too. Unusual but pleasant. There's also a lapsing
Floyd | sapling, half bent over from a breeze.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "the pauses are awkwad in this interface"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x sapling"
Floyd ]  Softer Forest (Forest)                               0/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SAPLING
Floyd |
Floyd | It seems to be bending south, away from the nice-smelling breeze.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "sniff air"
Floyd ]  Softer Forest (Forest)                               0/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SNIFF AIR
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a weird smell, but you like it. You feel a breeze from the north,
Floyd | so that's the direction the smell must be from.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says, "I guess we'll meet a wolf soon."
jenrexrode says, ";yeah"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Rest of Forest (Forest)                              0/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk for a while, following your nose, and...
Floyd |
Floyd | Rest of Forest
Floyd | This is the place where you tracked the odor to.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "a parade of them, perhaps"
pim says, "nice description."
Zach says (to Floyd), "smell"
Floyd ]  Rest of Forest (Forest)                              0/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL
Floyd |
Floyd | It's an odor of new places and adventure and puzzles and how to get
Floyd | there. Which is all very good, but you'd like something more physical
Floyd | to help you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "door"
Floyd ]  Rest of Forest (Forest)                              1/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The odor becomes thick and choking, then a wood you've never smelled
Floyd | before but know it's wood. The odor swirls into a door--plain except
Floyd | for a bulge. Like the gateway, nothing seems to be behind it. You'll
Floyd | probably need to figure how to open it.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says, "Clever"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Rest of Forest (Forest)                              1/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | It's got a big musical note painted on the front above a bulge which
Floyd | doesn't seem to belong on the door. It probably leads somewhere
Floyd | interesting, if you can get through it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "bugle"
Floyd ]  Rest of Forest (Forest)                              2/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BUGLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The ovular shape on the door rumbles then falls off. You see that
Floyd | extra bit is a horn--yes, you've definitely found a bugle. The door
Floyd | looks as impervious to force as ever, but maybe...?
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "bugle"
Floyd ]  Rest of Forest (Forest)                              2/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BUGLE
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | It's brass, you guess, and it probably can't be too hard to play.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "bugle"
Floyd ]  Rest of Forest (Forest)                              2/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BUGLE
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | It's brass, you guess, and it probably can't be too hard to play.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "haha"
Zach says (to Floyd), "play bugle"
Floyd ]  Rest of Forest (Forest)                              3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PLAY BUGLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The note from the bugle shatters the door--well, the frame
Floyd | remains--then the bugle itself.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter door"
Floyd ]  Silent Rut (Forest)                                  3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk through the door to a leveraged everglade. You slip into a
Floyd | fissure and feel fussier, then make a vainer attempt to crawl back up
Floyd | the ravine you slid down. Looks like you're stuck here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Silent Rut
Floyd | You feel a breeze from the west, and there's a plainer passage east.
Floyd | Weird solitary figures pass through a turnstile to the north at
Floyd | regular intervals.
Floyd |
Floyd | A man walks by through the turnstile, which glows briefly. He's got a
Floyd | glorious handlebar mustache and is wearing reading glasses and a fake
Floyd | parrot beak.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim asks, "no anagrams in the man's description?"
jenrexrode says, "silent rut=turnstile"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x man"
Floyd ]  Silent Rut (Forest)                                  3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Too late. He's gone. But here's another.
Floyd |
Floyd | A man walks by through the turnstile, which glows briefly. He's got a
Floyd | pencil-thin mustache and is wearing specs with a hideous elastic strap
Floyd | at the back and a pickle-shaped and -colored schnoz.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x man"
Floyd ]  Silent Rut (Forest)                                  3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | Too late. He's gone. But here's another.
Floyd |
Floyd | A man walks by through the turnstile, which glows briefly. He's got
Floyd | general patchy scuzz and is wearing a pretentious monocle and a fake
Floyd | parrot beak.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "mask mustache??"
pim says, "curious"
pim says (to Floyd), "tin slaver"
Floyd ]  Silent Rut (Forest)                                  3/16
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "we need some groucho glasses"
Floyd | > TIN SLAVER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorting Area
Floyd | This is where, presumably, stuff gets sorted. A notes stone relates
Floyd | some sort of silly myth that's probably relevant to you. You see three
Floyd | containers here: a bucket full of ones, a shell full of dashes and a
Floyd | bubble full of noughts.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a bucket full of ones, a shell full of dashes and a bubble
Floyd | full of noughts here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "(intervals)"
pim says (to Floyd), "x stone"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STONE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Attention, word-boy/girl/woman/man! You may think letters are the
Floyd | basic building blocks of everything, but the computer age has shown
Floyd | it's 1's and 0's! We don't stow twos here! You won't find simpler
Floyd | piles, Mr.! Or a simpler pile, Mrs.!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "binary brainy"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x bubble"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUBBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's full of zeroes or, since there aren't many words with Z, noughts.
Floyd | You see a stick figure falling over, clutching at more spilling
Floyd | innards than a stick figure has a right to have.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "binary"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BINARY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "z noughts?"
pim says (to Floyd), "get ones"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ONES
Floyd |
Floyd | Too many of them. They'd spill all over.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "medibot would love this place"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x bucket"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUCKET
Floyd |
Floyd | It's got HERE BE ONES scrawled on it, and a stick-figure with a
Floyd | question mark between a mouth and a pair of eyes. A bunch of narrow
Floyd | rectangular tiles are piled in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "why "bubble""
jenrexrode says, "HERE BE ONES"
Trumgottist asks, "The ones seem related to the moustaches?"
pim asks, "how so?"
Trumgottist says, "Between eyes and mouth"
pim says, "oh right"
pim says (to Floyd), "x tiles"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TILES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x shell"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                3/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SHELL
Floyd |
Floyd | It's upturned, so it can hold stuff, with HERE BE DASHES scrawled on
Floyd | it. A bunch of narrow rectangular tiles are piled in, a bit more
Floyd | efficiently than the other containers. A stick figure on it has X-eyes
Floyd | from looking into the sun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "shades"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                4/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHADES
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the dashes reform into a pair of eyeglass rims, and the
Floyd | remaining one fill in as lenses. They lighten a little, and you have
Floyd | fully functioning shades.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "HERE BE ONES would be a bit of a long anagram"
jenrexrode says, "nose"
pim says, "ah very good"
pim says (to Floyd), "nose"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                5/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NOSE
Floyd |
Floyd | The ones line up next to each other in a pair of not quite v-shaped
Floyd | semicircles. Then they melt into a nose. You take it.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim asks, "so NAUGHTS?"
jenrexrode asks, "noughts?"
pim says, "er, yes, that. need some facial hair"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                5/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorting Area
Floyd | This is where, presumably, stuff gets sorted. A notes stone relates
Floyd | some sort of silly myth that's probably relevant to you. You see three
Floyd | containers here: a bucket, a shell and a bubble full of noughts.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a bucket, a shell and a bubble full of noughts here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "we need to make noughts into a moustache"
pim says (to Floyd), "x noughts"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                5/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NOUGHTS
Floyd |
Floyd | One look at them makes you feel like solving silly word puzzles,
Floyd | shooting stuff and chewing bubble gum.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is no bubble gum in this game.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim asks, "we've been doing plenty of word puzzles, but shooting stuff?"
Trumgottist says, "The stick figure was losing its innards"
Trumgottist says, "some sort of gun..."
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "shotgun"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOTGUN
Floyd |
Floyd | Bam! The noughts slink together to form a gun barrel, then a whole big
Floyd | powerful gun.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "well all the men had glasses, fake nose, and a moustache"
pim says, "indeed"
pim says, "got it just before me"
jenrexrode says, "oh hey"
Zach asks, "snout something?"
pim says (to Floyd), "shoot gun"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT GUN
Floyd |
Floyd | Mention what you want to shoot with the gun.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Sorting Area
Floyd | This is where, presumably, stuff gets sorted. A notes stone relates
Floyd | some sort of silly myth that's probably relevant to you. You see three
Floyd | containers here: a bucket, a shell and a bubble.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a bucket, a shell and a bubble here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Oh, we have a nose"
pim says, "this is starting to get violent"
Zach says (to Floyd), "shoot bubble"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT BUBBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Your shotgun is not loaded, and there's nothing threatening enough
Floyd | around, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "maybe we're ready for the turnstile"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a shotgun
Floyd |   a nose
Floyd |   some shades
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "shotguns use shells"
Zach says (to Floyd), "shotgun"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOTGUN
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | It's pretty dingy but still intimidating. For whatever reason, it's
Floyd | six-barreled at the muzzle end. Not loaded, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "get shell"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET SHELL
Floyd |
Floyd | It's welded to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x shades"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SHADES
Floyd |
Floyd | They're not dark enough to prevent you seeing anything. You suspect
Floyd | they'd fit your face just fine. They also have a small hook between
Floyd | the lens bits.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "probably to hang the nose from"
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "put nose on shades"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT NOSE ON SHADES
Floyd |
Floyd | The shades hook over the nose easily and naturally.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "load shotgun"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOAD SHOTGUN
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing to load it with.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "wear shades"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR SHADES
Floyd |
Floyd | You've got an interesting contraption, but it might not be enough to
Floyd | get past the gate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wear nose"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR NOSE
Floyd |
Floyd | You've got an interesting contraption, but it might not be enough to
Floyd | get past the gate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "still need a stache"
pim says, "well let's go back and see what happens with what we've got"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x bubble"
Floyd ]  Sorting Area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUBBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's empty now that you flipped the noughts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yeah"
pim says, "since we've got one item from each supply"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Silent Rut (Forest)                                  6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Silent Rut
Floyd | You feel a breeze from the west, and there's a plainer passage east.
Floyd | Weird solitary figures pass through a turnstile to the north at
Floyd | regular intervals.
Floyd |
Floyd | A man walks by through the turnstile, which glows briefly. He's got a
Floyd | fu-manchu mustache and is wearing specs with a hideous elastic strap
Floyd | at the back and a red plastic ball under his glasses.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Storing area
Floyd | This is a storing area with various unpalatable-looking meats on a
Floyd | flesh shelf.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a scantier canister, a sandwich, a chicken liver and a cow
Floyd | liver on the shelf.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "oh right, more rooms"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x canister"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CANISTER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's small, nowhere near the size of a cistern. It's got a red ring
Floyd | you can put stuff in, and you can see a grinder of sabled blades
Floyd | inside. The grinder reads team meat, tame 'em at... and
Floyd | appears to have no switch or anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "put liver in canister"
pim says, "which"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x sandwich"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SANDWICH
Floyd |
Floyd | Just bread and--oh dear--spam.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cow liver"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COW LIVER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's ugly and frozen and stamped 100% amalgamatable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x chicken liver"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHICKEN LIVER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's ugly and frozen and stamped 100% amalgamatable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, ""cistern" stands out to me"
Zach says (to Floyd), "put cow liver in canister"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT COW LIVER IN CANISTER
Floyd |
Floyd | The canister seems to whir. The meat you put in is shortly
Floyd | unrecognizable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x canister"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
pim says, "use both, they're amalgamatable"
Floyd | > X CANISTER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's small, nowhere near the size of a cistern. It's got a red ring
Floyd | you can put stuff in, and you can see a grinder of sabled blades
Floyd | inside. The grinder reads team meat, tame 'em at... and
Floyd | appears to have no switch or anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                6/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Storing area
Floyd | This is a storing area with various unpalatable-looking meats on a
Floyd | flesh shelf.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a scantier canister, a sandwich and a chicken liver on the
Floyd | shelf.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "maps"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                7/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | With a sickening SCHLURP, the spam curdles and flattens to form
Floyd | several maps.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x maps"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                7/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're labeled "ALMOST LOST, MA" but don't seem to apply here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put chicken liver in canister"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                8/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CHICKEN LIVER IN CANISTER
Floyd |
Floyd | Bam! The canister chokes, sputters, and then wheezes--you see a mist
Floyd | arise from it and vanish. It coughs out a combined glop that can only
Floyd | be described as LIVERS. Then it wheezes and seems to die.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "silver" jenrexrode says, "silver sliver"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                8/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SILVER
Floyd |
Floyd | The livers pulse for a moment, but...nothing happens. Perhaps they
Floyd | have another use, first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "sliver"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                9/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SLIVER
Floyd |
Floyd | The livers narrow a bit and become more pointy at the end. They are a
Floyd | nice long sliver now, which you pick up.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says, "For shooting werewolf"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x sliver"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                9/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SLIVER
Floyd |
Floyd | Surprisingly sharp and of an odd metal. It could cut something as long
Floyd | as you didn't have to saw much.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim asks, "now we silver it?"
jenrexrode says, "try"
pim says (to Floyd), "silver"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                9/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SILVER
Floyd |
Floyd | The sliver discolors for a moment--but it seems it is not ready yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                9/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Storing area
Floyd | This is a storing area with various unpalatable-looking meats on a
Floyd | flesh shelf.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a scantier canister on the shelf.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some maps and a bread here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "beard"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                10/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BEARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The bread seems to grow a fuzzy dark mold, then narrows into a sickle.
Floyd | It's now a beard, though not a particularly beautiful one. As you pick
Floyd | it up, you shake it for crumbs, and the hairs don't crumble into mold.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                10/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | maps: Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "ahh"
Zach says, "mmm bread beard"
pim says, "the sandwich became just bread after removing the spam"
pim says, "laugh"
jenrexrode says, "yeah"
DavidW arrives, ready to play with the toys.
Zach says (to Floyd), "wear beard"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                10/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR BEARD
Floyd |
Floyd | It would just slip off your face as-is. Now what could hang on your
Floyd | face? And stay there?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "need some elastic"
pim says, "or something."
jenrexrode says, "how about some mug gum"
DavidW says, "or eyeglasses"
Zach says, "Hey DavidW"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put beard on glasses"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                10/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BEARD ON GLASSES
Floyd |
Floyd | The nose (with shades attached to it) hooks over the beard easily and
Floyd | naturally.
Floyd |
Floyd | You've made a full disguise now!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                10/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   some maps
Floyd |   a full-blown beard disguise
Floyd |   a sliver
Floyd |   a shotgun
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "hi. Sorry for the lateness."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "wear disguise"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                10/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR DISGUISE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's suitably silly to fit in with the folks passing through the
Floyd | turnstile, but different enough you're not conforming.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wear disguise"
Floyd ]  Storing area (Forest)                                10/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR DISGUISE
Floyd |
Floyd | You're already wearing that!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Silent Rut (Forest)                                  10/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Silent Rut
Floyd | You feel a breeze from the west, and there's a plainer passage east.
Floyd | Weird solitary figures pass through a turnstile to the north at
Floyd | regular intervals.
Floyd |
Floyd | A man walks by through the turnstile, which glows briefly. He's got a
Floyd | carefully-trimmed Vandyke and is wearing granny glasses and a
Floyd | Pinocchio-style wooden rod sprouting from his face.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Yay, we're different!"
DavidW says, "(hmph: I seem to have chosen a 1-hour terminal again. bah.)"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       11/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You are "recognized" and let through. A voice whispers "Many vowels,
Floyd | one flow."
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | A creepy acre, yep. Liches block your way north. Drat! You were hoping
Floyd | for a ghost, whom you could zap to goths, and then if they had any
Floyd | spunk, you'd show them up as punks.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "hi dw"
jenrexrode says, "wolf"
DavidW says, "hi hi"
pim says, "liches"
pim says (to Floyd), "chiles"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       11/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CHILES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x liches"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       11/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LICHES
Floyd |
Floyd | They seem to be moaning about being reduced to a tool of greater evil.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "chisel?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "chisel"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       12/16
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yeah"
Floyd | > CHISEL
Floyd |
Floyd | The liches waver and pop out of existence, leaving only a chisel
Floyd | behind. Hmm...the mass of liches were hiding some drapes along the
Floyd | north wall, it appears. The chisel doesn't seem to vibrate scarily or
Floyd | anything, so you take it.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "spread"
Zach says (to Floyd), "spread"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPREAD
Floyd |
Floyd | Shazam! The drapes unfold, and they become a large horizontal spread.
Floyd | It's wide enough, you can't detect the message that was there before.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "yay another game using anagrams."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x spread"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SPREAD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see traces of the old message on the drapes--which probably
Floyd | wasn't important.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "aw"
pim says (to Floyd), "#split"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > #SPLIT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Hmm, should we have read the drapes?"
pim says, "er sorry"
jenrexrode says, "yeah"
DavidW asks, "maybe put the drapes back, then read 'em?"
pim asks, "RETRY?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "drapes"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRAPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't seem to reverse what you did.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "the board mentioned something about RETRY"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | A creepy acre, yep. A spread blocking the way north flutters in some
Floyd | breeze you cannot feel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x spread"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SPREAD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see traces of the old message on the drapes--which probably
Floyd | wasn't important.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "retry"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RETRY
Floyd |
Floyd | Trips Strip
Floyd | You see what was once a bunch of small malls. Most lots appear vacant
Floyd | or dilapidated.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a forest here where store F was.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "drapes"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRAPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see anything here like that, or changeable into that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh man"
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Trips Strip
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "one more"
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "'retry' seems like it was a drastic step."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | A creepy acre, yep. A spread blocking the way north flutters in some
Floyd | breeze you cannot feel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x drapes"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DRAPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "can we do one more?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | The spread still blocks you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "drapes"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRAPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't seem to reverse what you did.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo" DavidW says, "oh"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | A creepy acre, yep. A spread blocking the way north flutters in some
Floyd | breeze you cannot feel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "is undo buggy in this game perhaps"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       12/16
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "can we undo until we"
Trumgottist says, "Now we lost the point -"
jenrexrode asks, "are back at the turnstile?"
Trumgottist says, "it should be drapes now"
DavidW says, "(after the Cruel Ones' Enclosure, do we find the Terrible Twos' Pillowfort?)"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       12/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | A creepy acre, yep. Along the north wall you see drapes fluttering.
Floyd | They're too thick to work through, but they seem to have some sort of
Floyd | message on them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yay"
Zach says (to Floyd), "read drapes"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       12/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ DRAPES
Floyd |
Floyd | Too thick to walk or even cut through. They're made of heavy cloth
Floyd | packed together. Very dark, even in this semi-darkness. But if you
Floyd | look long enough, the various folds seem to make letters.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x letters"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       12/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LETTERS
Floyd |
Floyd | The message in the folds is: NONE WILL | BE SP---D. Three of the
Floyd | letters seem smudged. Darn it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Bwah, just a hint"
DavidW says, "SPARED"
jenrexrode says, "drapes spared spread"
Trumgottist says, "Well the game said that the message wasn't important"
Zach says, "spear'd"
Zach says (to Floyd), "spared"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       12/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPARED
Floyd |
Floyd | That is what the drapes say.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "heh"
Zach asks, "Spread again?"
Trumgottist says, "Yes"
jenrexrode says, "ok"
DavidW says, "hmph"
pim says, "how ironic"
Zach says (to Floyd), "spread"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPREAD
Floyd |
Floyd | Shazam! The drapes unfold, and they become a large horizontal spread.
Floyd | It's wide enough, you can't detect the message that was there before.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "we unsolved the puzzle to get a hint on how to solve the puzzle"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x spread"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SPREAD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see traces of the old message on the drapes--you realize it
Floyd | was NONE WILL BE SPARED now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x breeze"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BREEZE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Cruel Ones' Enclosure
Floyd | A creepy acre, yep. A spread blocking the way north flutters in some
Floyd | breeze you cannot feel.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "spread spread"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPREAD SPREAD
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | You can see traces of the old message on the drapes--you realize it
Floyd | was NONE WILL BE SPARED now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "spared"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SPARED
Floyd |
Floyd | Actually, the spread must NOT be spared if you want to get anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "um"
Zach says (to Floyd), "shoot spread"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT SPREAD
Floyd |
Floyd | Your shotgun is not loaded, and there's nothing threatening enough
Floyd | around, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist asks, "Cut it?"
pim says (to Floyd), "despar? heh"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DESPAR? HEH
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh the sharp thing"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan spread"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SPREAD
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider buzzes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "cut spread"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CUT SPREAD
Floyd |
Floyd | The spread falls off to the side, revealing a doorway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push spread"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH SPREAD
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       13/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't know what's to the north. You remember something about a
Floyd | lupine lineup, but that unloaded shotgun won't be enough, and you
Floyd | don't have anything that works against them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "silver"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SILVER
Floyd |
Floyd | The sliver changes and grows even more metallic. It becomes a row of
Floyd | six bullets, tied together like plastic twist-off toys, but obviously
Floyd | more lethal.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "load shotgun"
Floyd ]  Cruel Ones' Enclosure (Forest)                       14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOAD SHOTGUN
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear some melodramatic nonsense in your head about a dreamer
Floyd | rearmed. More practically, you're ready for a firefight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist exclaims, "Bring it!"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ghouls' Slough
Floyd | This is as ethereal as its inhabitants. You're not sure where the
Floyd | marsh starts and the lake ends. You think you hear a dog bark in this
Floyd | dark bog.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't hear the dog any more. You're not sure if you want to.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x bog"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOG
Floyd |
Floyd | The bog feels like a big old gob that could suck you in. You just want
Floyd | to find a way away from it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x lake"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | On almost all sides. You worry you may get sucked down into it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x lake"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | On almost all sides. You worry you may get sucked down into it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "leak"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LEAK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "releather"
Zach says (to Floyd), "dens"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DENS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "releather"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RELEATHER
Floyd |
Floyd | You won't need to use a word that long in this game. They should all
Floyd | be eight letters or less, except for one compound word.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oops that doesn't word"
pim says (to Floyd), "x ghouls"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GHOULS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "it's like eeleather"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan lake"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN LAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan marsh"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN MARSH
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x marsh"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MARSH
Floyd |
Floyd | On almost all sides. You worry you may get sucked down into it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Ghouls' Slough
Floyd | This is as ethereal as its inhabitants. You're not sure where the
Floyd | marsh starts and the lake ends. You think you hear a dog bark in this
Floyd | dark bog.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "clearly this involves eDucks"
Trumgottist asks, "?"
pim says, "sucked :P"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan ends"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN ENDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "bark"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BARK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Maybe we need a boat or something."
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Ghouls' Slough (Forest)                              14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a chisel
Floyd |   some maps
Floyd |   a full-blown beard disguise (being worn)
Floyd |   a shotgun
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x maps"
Floyd ]  Frost Forts (Forest)                                 14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | You read the maps. So many places to avoid: ah, the heath. Harm's
Floyd | Marsh, Hell's Shell, Dirge Ridge, Nowt Town, even a grocery that'd
Floyd | make an ogre cry. Then the chilling cries of "BRAAINS, SABRINA!"
Floyd | distract you, until you look up in horror...
Floyd |
Floyd | Frost Forts
Floyd | It'd take a chimera to do the ice harm here, there's so much of it.
Floyd | The forts all around seem to frown at you, and six-foot-high iced dice
Floyd | are placed all around.
Floyd |
Floyd | All exits seem to lead somewhere even darker. You steel yourself
Floyd | against the sleet.
Floyd |
Floyd | Six large aplastic capitals sway when there is no breeze and stand
Floyd | still when there is.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Go elsewhere or go around this."
pim says, "I guess we have"
DavidW says, "I guess so"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x capitals"
Floyd ]  Frost Forts (Forest)                                 14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAPITALS
Floyd |
Floyd | A, E, I, O, U and Y, piled up in a pyramid. Hm, they are not just ANY
Floyd | letters. Yup, they're pretty much shouting out (figuratively) "We're
Floyd | vowels!" Yup, even the Y. The vowels also have bumps where they end.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x bumps"
Floyd ]  Frost Forts (Forest)                                 14/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUMPS
Floyd |
Floyd | They look almost like fangs or very long nails.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "wolves"
Zach | Many vowels, one flow
Zach says (to Floyd), "wolves"
Floyd ]  Frost Forts (Forest)                                 15/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WOLVES
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, you've done it now. The imposing vowels become werewolves--but
Floyd | they notice your shotgun and stand back. The first forward gets
Floyd | shot--or so they imagine.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "six wolves, six bullets"
Zach says, "We're taking out all the vowels: even y"
Trumgottist asks, "Shoot them?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "shoot e"
Floyd ]  Frost Forts (Forest)                                 15/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT E
Floyd |
Floyd | You must name something more substantial.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "shoot werewolves"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT WEREWOLVES
Floyd |
Floyd | Blam! Some part of the shotgun you couldn't see carves the silver
Floyd | bullet into sixths. Each flies off in a slightly different
Floyd | direction--taking out the wolves. The poison works quickly on them,
Floyd | and the frost forts and iced dice begin to melt quickly. Behind them,
Floyd | you see the strip. You walk back there.
Floyd |
Floyd | The lupine lineup is no more, thanks to your adept hit in the death
Floyd | pit!
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! Forest node: done!
Floyd | "Yeah! Heya." says a big fellow you hadn't met before, who eyes your
Floyd | inventory and points at the more useless stuff. "Nice work up in the
Floyd | forest. Eric Rice, museum muse. Um. Those Extras. Taxers for you. Nice
Floyd | parts of tributes I'd distribute once you fixed things for good."
Floyd | Before you can thank him, he's gone.
Trumgottist pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | Before you can thank him, he's gone.
Floyd | Trips Strip
Floyd | You see what was once a bunch of small malls. Most lots appear vacant
Floyd | or dilapidated.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a forest here where store F was, but you probably don't need
Floyd | to go back there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Not our bread beard!"
jenrexrode says, "store m, store i, store r"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x malls"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | Of the various stores you see, only store r, store m and store i look
Floyd | like you can do anything with them. Store r has a COMING SOON sign by
Floyd | it. A few others seem greyed-out, like in a video game or something.
Floyd | There can't be anything in any of them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "hm. And my anagram book is back at the house."
Zach says (to Floyd), "storer"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STORER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "it was resort"
pim says (to Floyd), "x store r"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STORE R
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a thin band of red paint around the bottom. You probably need
Floyd | to see what's behind at least one other stores first. You also see a
Floyd | roster in the front door.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "still says we have to do other stuff though"
Trumgottist says, "R is unavailable anyway. We should do I or M"
Zach says (to Floyd), "roster"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ROSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | The roster on the front of store R reads: "People who have earned a
Floyd | vacation: you (well, soon!)"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x store i"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STORE I
Floyd |
Floyd | It has pictures of famous political figures in the window--Winston
Floyd | Churchill, Benjamin Disraeli and that great charmer, Margaret Thatcher
Floyd | (*). You think you remember what party they belonged to. The pictures
Floyd | are big enough to obscure--almost--the outline of a trap door behind
Floyd | them.
Floyd |
Floyd | (*) semantically, too good to pass up. Feel free and welcome to
Floyd | picture it being said sarcastically.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "roster or sorter?"
jenrexrode says, "tories"
Trumgottist says, "It said earlier that two out of three had to be solved. This is what that refers to."
pim says, "snort"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "tories"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 1/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TORIES
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | A closer look indicates that they are glued to the inside of the store
Floyd | window, instead of hanging from a wire on a nail or something.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sortie"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 2/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SORTIE
Floyd |
Floyd | The store rumbles, destroying the portraits of famous Tories (this is
Floyd | not a political statement) and revealing the small sortie down,
Floyd | collapsing the trap door. A stairway down remains, but that's about
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, ""that great charmer" "Margaret Thatcher", wow"
Zach says, "Such a lovely face"
Zach says (to Floyd), "down"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DOWN
pim asks, "sortie is a term for... staircase?"
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb down a larded ladder, slip, and hear people chattering about
Floyd | Mean Old Lord Ablemiser who'd been a money yeoman, the frugalest till
Floyd | the fear gluts, but who'd nag nary a granny for late fees, a fiances
Floyd | fan since... Generous til gone sour. First he grew antsy, then
Floyd | nasty... more garnish, less sharing... stern rents... quite the extra
Floyd | taxer... claiming to feel raw and that the welfare era flew! "No grace
Floyd | in ignorance, caring one!" He may even have aborted a debtor...
pim says, "not familiar with that"
Zach pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | in ignorance, caring one!" He may even have aborted a debtor...You
Floyd | hear cases for destroying his castle and for showing love. You see and
Trumgottist pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | avoid tripwires, and just as you feel your wit's riper, you swat at a
Floyd | pest and miss a step, then tumble madly wide of a middle way over a
Floyd | pit...
Floyd | pit...You roll down a gradient, tirade, nag to yourself...
pim says, "is the author british"
Zach says, "I feel like I'm reading Joyce"
Trumgottist pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | pit...You roll down a gradient, tirade, nag to yourself...Thump.
Floyd | ("Drat, poor trapdoor!" you hear.)
Zach pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | ("Drat, poor trapdoor!" you hear.)Oh,
DavidW says, "It's a bit much, but I suppose it's in the appropriate spirit."
Zach says (to Floyd), "press space"
Floyd | ("Drat, poor trapdoor!" you hear.)Oh, Man,
pim says, "dramatic-"
pim says, "..."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | ("Drat, poor trapdoor!" you hear.)Oh, Man, My
pim says, "pause"
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | ("Drat, poor trapdoor!" you hear.)Oh, Man, My head's
Trumgottist pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | ("Drat, poor trapdoor!" you hear.)Oh, Man, My head's spinning...
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Ug, Frenetic Centrifuge (Sortie)                     0/24
Floyd | ("Drat, poor trapdoor!" you hear.)Oh, Man, My head's spinning...Oh
Floyd | dear it's not me it's the room...
Floyd |
Floyd | Ug, Frenetic Centrifuge
Floyd | Two exits are spinning counterclockwise. They're a right angle apart.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a dial here in the middle of the room. It is at 0 and is not
Floyd | spinning with the rest of the room, so you can probably turn it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Ug, Frenetic Centrifuge (Sortie)                     0/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd | Go yon, bud! Repair!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "btw what do you guys to do have him hit space"
Trumgottist says, "Push the green button"
Zach says, ""press space""
DavidW says, "We push the space button in the toyshop."
Zach says, "It's not a command directed at Floyd"
Zach says, "There's also "press save" and "press restore""
Zach says (to Floyd), "x dial"
Floyd ]  Ug, Frenetic Centrifuge (Sortie)                     0/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DIAL
Floyd |
Floyd | You see EXITS ? ?--you can see two letters, but they're scrolling
Floyd | through the four cardinal directions--written in the center of its
Floyd | circle. It's currently set to 0, and you can set it anywhere from 0 to
Floyd | 99.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I'm getting dizzy"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "scan dial"
Floyd ]  Ug, Frenetic Centrifuge (Sortie)                     0/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN DIAL
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider, when over the EXITS part, reads BBBBG??--flipping reds and
Floyd | blues. The dial's solution probably has the letters EXITS in it,
Floyd | somehow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sex it"
Floyd ]  Ug, Frenetic Centrifuge (Sortie)                     0/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEX IT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "sixteen"
Trumgottist says, "Ah"
Zach says (to Floyd), "set dial to 16"
Floyd ]  Ug, Frenetic Centrifuge (Sortie)                     1/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SET DIAL TO 16
Floyd |
Floyd | The room warps a bit. You wonder if you made things worse, but then
Floyd | things start to slow down...yes! You did it!
Floyd |
Floyd | The flipping bits in the dial lock in to say EXITS N E. And you see,
Floyd | yes, exits are north and east now.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "I like Zach's solution better"
Trumgottist asks, "Go N?"
pim says, "let's get out of here then"
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Nick (Sortie)                                    1/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | Two nuts stun you as they jump out. "A blockhead! Ha, blockade!
Floyd |
Floyd | "Passed our tamest net, but that's no statement. Outrage if you get
Floyd | past our gate." After this rare accident, you're incarcerated.
Floyd |
Floyd | As they walk away, you hear "...made mead. Much, chum."
Floyd |
Floyd | Then, drunken reveling. Boy, those pinheads made your head spin.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Nick
Floyd | You're locked in this arty suite of austerity by a great grate. It's a
Floyd | more forbidding version of gateway in the Notices Section. You doubt
Floyd | even Old Man Almond could magic it open. There appears to be no
Floyd | standard way out. It has no accomodations, not even unsoft futons.
Floyd | This is a saner snare than the centrifuge, but it doesn't look like
Floyd | you'll drug a guard or reveal a lever to escape.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your slider seems to shake a bit.
Floyd |
Floyd | Boy. Incarceration's making you hungry.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Nick (Sortie)                                    1/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You're stuck here. Well, physically, anyway.
Floyd |
Floyd | You think back to your home and all its comfy rooms.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Whoops"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x grate"
Floyd ]  The Nick (Sortie)                                    1/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GRATE
Floyd |
Floyd | Huge. Eugh.
Floyd |
Floyd | Mmm, Foood. Even a lame meal. You'd even make it yourself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "great"
Floyd ]  The Nick (Sortie)                                    1/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GREAT
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | Huge. Eugh.
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel the heat of Lord Ablemiser's hate even from here. You can't
Floyd | take it, so you want to get out of the The Nick. The Nick.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "what's up with the slider"
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "sortie"
Floyd ]  The Nick (Sortie)                                    1/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SORTIE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see anything here like that, or changeable into that.
Floyd |
Floyd | You doze off and dream you're watching a cooking show featuring ten
Floyd | hicks. They work in multiple...oops, you wake up and forget.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "thicken"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x slider"
Floyd ]  The Nick (Sortie)                                    1/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THICKEN
Floyd |
Floyd | You might rather thin-nen to slip through the bars, but you can't.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  The Nick (Sortie)                                    1/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | Your slider's not near anything, but it's registering BBBRBBG.
Floyd |
Floyd | You wish, randomly, you could etch ink somewhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Maybe we don't a hint here."
Zach says, "Or we change it"
pim asks, "too many letters?"
Zach says, "No, different number of letters"
DavidW says, "etch ink = kitchen"
pim says, "good one"
Zach says (to Floyd), "kitchen"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     2/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KITCHEN
Floyd |
Floyd | That does it! The heck with that silly old grate. Your prison
Floyd | dissolves, and it becomes the place you meant to go all along.
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen, though it's a bit bare, except for the obligatory
Floyd | fridge and some really corny tune. There's also a tall trio of chef
Floyd | statues. South is the centrifuge room and east is somewhere less
Floyd | hectic.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cheesy spearman is here. Well, he's posed all cheesy.
Floyd |
Floyd | A bottle of CATHOUSE perfume is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a cult tee and a skate here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You notice some warts on your face. Stress causes them, you know, and
Floyd | between the centrifuge and the nick, you've had a bit lately.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "the nick = kitchen (also)"
pim says, "hey, there's that cheesy spearmen we heard about earlier.."
pim asks, "corny tune?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "steak"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     3/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STEAK
Floyd |
Floyd | The skate turns reddish, and the blade retracts and becomes the main
Floyd | connecting bone in a slab of steak.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "lettuce"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     4/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LETTUCE
Floyd |
Floyd | The t-shirt crumples and then shreds before turning into a light green
Floyd | head of lettuce.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "straw"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     5/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STRAW
Floyd |
Floyd | The warts just peel off and lengthen into straw, which is too heavy to
Floyd | carry. You drop it.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "we're getting good at this :)"
jenrexrode says, "cathouse"
Zach says, "Hooray for teamwork"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     5/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen, though it's a bit bare, except for the obligatory
Floyd | fridge and some really corny tune. There's also a tall trio of chef
Floyd | statues. South is the centrifuge room and east is somewhere less
Floyd | hectic.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some straw, too much to lug around in your hands, is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A cheesy spearman is here. Well, he's posed all cheesy.
Floyd |
Floyd | A bottle of CATHOUSE perfume is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a head of lettuce and a slab of steak here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says, "This must be the xyzzy-nominated puzzle."
pim says, "hmm"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x perfume"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     5/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PERFUME
Floyd |
Floyd | It's yellow-gold, like most. The bottle seems to advertise a spicy
Floyd | scent too hot for most people's tastes.
Floyd |
Floyd | By the way, you were never sure if it was one word or two, and what's
Floyd | more, the company who made it probably didn't care, either. There's
Floyd | something about how it'll free-m-up to love you, which you try to
Floyd | forget.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "hot sauce"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     6/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HOT SAUCE
Floyd |
Floyd | The CATHOUSE perfume turns into a packet of equally over-capitalized
Floyd | and under-spaced hot sauce.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x spearman"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     6/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SPEARMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | He's got a stupid smile and is giving a thumbs-up with his spearless
Floyd | hand. It's cheesy, not corny. You know the difference. But it is not a
Floyd | REAL cheese. Yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "are we making a sandwich"
jenrexrode asks, "steak lettuce, hot sauce and?"
DavidW says, "That'd be lovely."
Zach says, "CHEESE"
pim says, "the straw doesn't fit unless we have something to drink too"
jenrexrode says, "man pears"
DavidW asks, "Is there a type of cheese that SPEARMAN anagrams to?"
Zach says (to DavidW), "I was wondering too"
pim says, "this is also the second reptition of "corny""
jenrexrode says, "parmesan"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "parmesan"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     7/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PARMESAN
Floyd |
Floyd | The spearman transforms into something cheesier--parmesan cheese!
Floyd | Unfortunately, it doesn't have one of those cute plastic spears
Floyd | sticking from it, but you can't have everything.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim exclaims, "mamma-mia!"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     7/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen, though it's a bit bare, except for the obligatory
Floyd | fridge and some really corny tune. There's also a tall trio of chef
Floyd | statues. South is the centrifuge room and east is somewhere less
Floyd | hectic.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some straw, too much to lug around in your hands, is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a pile of grated parmesan cheese, a large packet of
Floyd | HOTSAUCE, a head of lettuce and a slab of steak here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "this is going to be a good sandwich"
pim says (to Floyd), "x statues"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     7/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STATUES
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, they are actually only six inches tall. But they're skinny
Floyd | enough that you sort of assume they're tall. Well, I'm assuming.
Floyd | There's a loose label on one of them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "but we los our bread beard"
pim says (to Floyd), "read label"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     7/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ LABEL
Floyd |
Floyd | "We can help be something to base a whole spicy dish on! It may help
Floyd | you make a run through a border!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "something mexican"
DavidW says, "oh, tacos!"
pim says, "tortilla makes sense but not with the letters"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x fridge"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     7/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FRIDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | A manila animal forms a lamina over it. Inside is a moldy pancake on a
Floyd | cake pan, but that lame meal is neither yours nor eatable-looking. You
Floyd | close the fridge.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take label"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     7/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE LABEL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can read it okay without taking it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "tortilla"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     8/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TORTILLA
Floyd |
Floyd | Poof! The doughy fellows maintain their Mexican-ness and, err,
Floyd | breadiness, but they flatten out into a tortilla.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "tall trio"
jenrexrode says, "haha"
pim says (to Floyd), "put steak on torilla"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     8/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT STEAK ON TORILLA
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan corny tune"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     8/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN CORNY TUNE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "put steak on tortilla"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     8/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT STEAK ON TORTILLA
Floyd |
Floyd | Hm, a good start. The tortilla's not plain any more.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     8/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | A song with the chorus "He oft partook of the okra pot." The tune and
Floyd | the thought of okra make you gag, even when you realize it's a novelty
Floyd | song and not serious.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "put cheese on tortilla"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     8/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CHEESE ON TORTILLA
Floyd |
Floyd | The tortilla's coming together.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "put hot sauce on torilla"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     8/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT HOT SAUCE ON TORILLA
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "put hot sauce on tortilla"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     8/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT HOT SAUCE ON TORTILLA
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the packet and squirt the sauce in the tortilla. You place
Floyd | the empty packet in a pocket, where you forget about it. The
Floyd | tortilla's almost there!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oat pork"
pim says, "pork tao"
pim says (to Floyd), "put lettuce on tortilla"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     9/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT LETTUCE ON TORTILLA
Floyd |
Floyd | You got it! A full-blown taco! You can't help but pick it up and
Floyd | admire it!
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     9/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen, though it's a bit bare, except for the obligatory
Floyd | fridge. South is the centrifuge room and east is somewhere less
Floyd | hectic.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some straw, too much to lug around in your hands, is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "some straw, not a straw?"
pim says, "ya I'm baffled on the straw"
pim says, "maybe see what's in the other room"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x straw"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     9/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STRAW
Floyd |
Floyd | Yellowy, rough edges, semi-musty. Just straw.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "get straw"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     9/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET STRAW
Floyd |
Floyd | Too unwieldy to carry anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search straw"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     9/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH STRAW
Floyd |
Floyd | Yellowy, rough edges, semi-musty. Just straw.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says, "Yeah. We have the room east, and then there's the other room from the centrifuge."
jenrexrode says, "huh, so the corny tune is gone"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             9/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stiller Trellis
Floyd | This room feels close to something important. The trellis to the east
Floyd | is the only decoration you've seen in this area, and the wall below it
Floyd | seems scraped and beaten up a bit. You can also go west or south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             9/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | It's scraped away, but not enough to bust through. You see HALLWAY
Floyd | UNDER (UN-)UN-CONSTRUCTION scrawled on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "wall hay"
jenrexrode says, "ha"
Zach says (to jrr), "Most have been a hint for the taco"
Zach says, "*Must"
pim says (to Floyd), "wall hay"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             9/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WALL HAY
Floyd |
Floyd | (the scraped wall)
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "wall hay has to be something with that straw..."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x trellis"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             9/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TRELLIS
Floyd |
Floyd | It arches over the scraped bit of wall, as if the wall wasn't supposed
Floyd | to be there. You could picture a passage through it, somehow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "except we can't move the straw"
pim asks, "unless we were supposed to leave the warts on until we got here?"
jenrexrode says, "maybe"
DavidW says, "(almost out of time here)"
pim says, "can we transmogify it back to warts"
pim says, "hmm and taco"
jenrexrode asks, "tillers?"
pim asks, "we need a coat later?"
pim says (to Floyd), "coat"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             10/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COAT
Floyd |
Floyd | The hot-to-your-tongue taco becomes a warm-to-your-body coat.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x coat"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             10/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COAT
Floyd |
Floyd | It's warm and fuzzy and shapeless and as multi-colored as the taco you
Floyd | made it from.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             10/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a coat
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "can't see anything to do in here right now"
pim says (to Floyd), "west"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     10/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEST
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen, though it's a bit bare, except for the obligatory
Floyd | fridge. South is the centrifuge room and east is the room with the
Floyd | trellis.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some straw, too much to lug around in your hands, is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "warts"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     10/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WARTS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't seem to reverse what you did.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "saltine=sail net"
Trumgottist says, "There was an exit south too"
jenrexrode says, "nail set"
pim says, "south of which room"
pim says, "oh"
Trumgottist says, "were we were"
pim says (to Floyd), "east"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             10/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAST
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stiller Trellis
Floyd | This room feels close to something important. The trellis to the east
Floyd | is the only decoration you've seen in this area, and the wall below it
Floyd | seems scraped and beaten up a bit. You can also go west or south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "south"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        10/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SOUTH
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | This room is a little too undescribed. It's nice to have a break from
Floyd | all this puzzling, but it's almost too easy a break. It feels like the
Floyd | Nick, but you can't explain why. Your slider seems to vibrate a bit.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a plain cask here--someone has cut a small hole in the top.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x cask"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        10/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CASK
Floyd |
Floyd | It's plain and cedar, with a small hole on top. It's empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "moor?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x hole"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        10/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Wide enough to FILL the cask, but not to put anything in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "moor"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        11/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | There you go! You're outside, now. Your coat keeps you warm--you
Floyd | managed to slip it on as the scenery changed and the temperature
Floyd | dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | Woeful Pat, the awful poet, sees he has an audience and administers a
Floyd | dose of his odes.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a roadblock that isn't actually blocking any roads.
Floyd |
Floyd | The poem establishes its singsong rhythm early.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "sack"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        11/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SACK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see anything here like that, or changeable into that.
Floyd |
Floyd | The poem drones on, poor and laboring--good qualities in a person but
Floyd | not a poem. Da da DA, da da DA, da da DA.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "moor"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        11/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Yes, it is a moor. At least, right now, it is.
Floyd |
Floyd | The poem drones on, and Pat gestures with a hand to the ear and nod of
Floyd | his head to make sure you're listening, not breaking his meter. Da da
Floyd | DA, da da DA, da da DA. That anapest is getting annoying, and you'd
Floyd | like to get rid of it, somehow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "bye for now, outta time"
DavidW goes home.
DavidW has disconnected. Zach says, "see ya"
jenrexrode says, "didn't get my sack in time"
pim says, "we ca nundo"
Trumgottist says, "There's nothing stopping us from returning to the room"
pim says, "(that's an anagram for "can undo")"
jenrexrode says, "hah"
Zach says (to Floyd), "mope"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        11/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOPE
Floyd |
Floyd | Woeful Pat can't decide if you're mocking him or trying to outdo him.
Floyd | But he is sure you're not listening carefully enough to his poem, so
Floyd | he coughs briefly to get your attention.
Floyd |
Floyd | The poem drones on. Da da DA, da da DA, da da DA.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "ad ad ad"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        11/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > AD AD AD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see anything here like that, or changeable into that.
Floyd |
Floyd | The poem drones on, poor and laboring--good qualities in a person but
Floyd | not a poem. Da da DA, da da DA, da da DA. That anapest is getting
Floyd | annoying, and you'd like to get rid of it, somehow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim snickers. Trumgottist asks, "Anapest?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "dad"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        11/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DAD
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "..-..-..-"
Zach says (to Floyd), "tap"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        11/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAP
Floyd |
Floyd | "Ah! You are TAPping your feet to my anapest beat!"
Floyd |
Floyd | (You may want to PUSH or ATTACK something instead.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        11/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room. You hear bad
Floyd | poetry.
Floyd |
Floyd | Woeful Pat, the awful poet, is well into a ballad. It's all bad.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a roadblock that isn't actually blocking any roads.
Floyd |
Floyd | The poem drones on, and Pat gestures with a hand to the ear and nod of
Floyd | his head to make sure you're listening, not breaking his meter. Da da
Floyd | DA, da da DA, da da DA.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "huh?"
pim says (to Floyd), "x roadblock"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        11/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROADBLOCK
Floyd |
Floyd | It's about eight feet long and really dark and dented about halfway
Floyd | through--well, four-ninths of the way from the right. You are utterly
Floyd | unsure what it could possibly be guarding.
Floyd |
Floyd | You think back to how your nametag was creased, and how the roadblock
Floyd | probably doesn't change into anything too easy like a broad lock. The
Floyd | moor and the sack already felt a bit easy.
Floyd |
Floyd | The poem drones on. Da da DA, da da DA, da da DA. That anapest is
Floyd | getting annoying, and you'd like to get rid of it, somehow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "ROADB|LOCK"
Zach says, "Maybe we do need that sack"
pim asks, "let's go back?"
pim says (to Floyd), "room"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        11/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ROOM
Floyd |
Floyd | As you pop back to the room, Woeful Pat looks visibly shocked. You
Floyd | have left him speechless, which is good news, but he is reaching for
Floyd | his pen, which is bad news for some poor soul in the future.
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a plain cask here--someone has cut a small hole in the top.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says, "anapest = peasant"
pim says (to Floyd), "sack"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        12/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SACK
Floyd |
Floyd | The cask retains its color but looks visibly frayed as its wood turns
Floyd | to burlap. The sack it has become collapses in a heap on the floor.
Floyd | You pick it up.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "x sack"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        12/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SACK
Floyd |
Floyd | Sturdy burlap. It's empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "never did anything with the hole"
Trumgottist asks, "Back to the moor?"
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "moor"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        12/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, hey, teleporting's easier with experience. Woeful Pat seems hurt
Floyd | that you did not return with a larger audience.
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room. You hear bad
Floyd | poetry.
Floyd |
Floyd | Woeful Pat, the awful poet, is well into a ballad. It's all bad.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a roadblock that isn't actually blocking any roads.
Floyd |
Floyd | The poem drones on, poor and laboring--good qualities in a person but
Floyd | not a poem. Da da DA, da da DA, da da DA.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "peasant"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEASANT
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing happens. You worry your magic powers have failed, until a
Floyd | peasant strides out from the edge of the moor, carrying a bale of hay
Floyd | and singing a cheery song about nothing in particular. Distracted, you
Floyd | look over and smile.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, does THAT resonate with your stone ear?" whines Woeful Pat.
Floyd |
Floyd | You notice his papers have crumbled (but don't worry, he has PLENTY of
Floyd | written drafts.) He storms off, claiming you will make a perfect
Floyd | arch-villain in his new socially significant blank-verse epic. Or yet
Floyd | another poor henchman who deserves but one line before a horrible
Floyd | fate!
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "more hay"
jenrexrode says, "ten ply"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | A peasant is here, carrying some hay over his shoulder.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a roadblock that isn't actually blocking any roads.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x peasant"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PEASANT
Floyd |
Floyd | He can't help glancing at the hay he is carrying, frowning a bit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says, "We can probably carry the straw in the sack"
pim says, "good point"
Zach says (to Floyd), "tan peas"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAN PEAS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "can we put the straw in the sack?"
jenrexrode says, "oh you just said that"
Zach says (to Floyd), "room"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ROOM
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "i thought you said hay"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stiller Trellis
Floyd | This room feels close to something important. The trellis to the east
Floyd | is the only decoration you've seen in this area, and the wall below it
Floyd | seems scraped and beaten up a bit. You can also go west or south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen, though it's a bit bare, except for the obligatory
Floyd | fridge. South is the centrifuge room and east is the room with the
Floyd | trellis.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some straw, too much to lug around in your hands, is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put straw in sack"
Floyd ]  Kitchen (Sortie)                                     13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT STRAW IN SACK
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the straw into the sack.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stiller Trellis
Floyd | This room feels close to something important. The trellis to the east
Floyd | is the only decoration you've seen in this area, and the wall below it
Floyd | seems scraped and beaten up a bit. You can also go west or south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says, "There's still one room we haven't visited"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan trellis"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN TRELLIS
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "put straw on wall"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT STRAW ON WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | That would be perfectly sensible, to make the wall impermeable. The
Floyd | scraped wall seems to indicate the need for a hallway, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "wall hay"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WALL HAY
Floyd |
Floyd | (the scraped wall)
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "hmm"
Zach says, "Maybe we can trade straw for hay"
Zach says (to Floyd), "hay wall"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HAY WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "what's the difference between straw and hay anyway"
jenrexrode says, "try"
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hay is yummier"
Trumgottist says, "Hay is for eating. Straw is for sleeping on."
Zach says (to Floyd), "moor"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        13/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, hey, teleporting's easier with experience.
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | A peasant is here, carrying some hay over his shoulder.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a roadblock that isn't actually blocking any roads.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give straw to peasant"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        14/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE STRAW TO PEASANT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, thank you! Lord Ablemiser stuck me with this hay when I needed
Floyd | much stronger material to re-patch my house. He pretended not to know
Floyd | the difference. But he did once!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Here's a little something I wrote. He said even an economist
Floyd | wouldn't put emoticons in a poem."
Floyd |
Floyd | He hands you a paper and heads off. You're sick of poetry, but with
Floyd | the hay weighing you down, you'll never catch the peasant.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Allen says, "and spinning into gold"
pim exclaims, "hay hay hay!"
maga disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. Zach says, "Heh, the difference is important!"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x paper" pim asks, "wait, are you saying you like to eat hay Trum?"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        14/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | (the poem)
Floyd | "I'm just a guy who loves his work :) :)
Floyd | Not like that poet, he's a jerk :) :)
Floyd | He says he rhymes neater :) :)
Floyd | And rips on my meter :) :)
Floyd | I'd like to punch him in his smirk :) :)"
Floyd |
Floyd | Whoah, lots of smilies, there. They'd drive a grammar pedant
Floyd | ballistic. The paper seems creased on a few diagonals.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x diagonals"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        14/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DIAGONALS
Floyd |
Floyd | One down the middle and two diagonally up from its base--two parallel
Floyd | to the middle crease bisect the diagonals.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, forget it, let's try the non-technical explanation. From what you
Floyd | remember from being ten, it'll fold into a plane. Maybe one that can't
Floyd | fly very far, but a plane.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "plane"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        14/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PLANE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "fold paper"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        14/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FOLD PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | (the poem)
Floyd | You're about to fold the poem up, but those smilies launch into a
Floyd | surprising display of emotion. It's an impressive passive
Floyd | resistance--they do it all without any violence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "similes"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        14/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIMILES
Floyd |
Floyd | If you added any fancy stuff into the limerick, it wouldn't scan. And
Floyd | it would ruin the poem's straightforwardness. Maybe you could do
Floyd | something else to wipe the smilies off.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says, "I dunno, let's go back to the hallway :P"
Zach says (to Floyd), "room"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        14/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ROOM
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             14/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stiller Trellis
Floyd | This room feels close to something important. The trellis to the east
Floyd | is the only decoration you've seen in this area, and the wall below it
Floyd | seems scraped and beaten up a bit. You can also go west or south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "hay wall"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             14/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HAY WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
pim says (to Floyd), "wall hay"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             14/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WALL HAY
Floyd |
Floyd | (the scraped wall)
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put hay on wall"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             15/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT HAY ON WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | The wall is now made of hay. Hey, well, I hope you know what you're
Floyd | doing.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             15/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | It's scraped away, but not enough to bust through. In fact, you
Floyd | stuffed hay where the wall was sort of peeled away.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             15/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a poem
Floyd |   a sack
Floyd |   a coat (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist asks, "Time to check out the room we haven't visited?"
Zach asks, "Where is that?"
Trumgottist says, "From the centrifuge"
jenrexrode asks, "can you say hallway now?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "hallway"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HALLWAY
Floyd |
Floyd | Of course! The hay wall you made collapses into a hallway leading
Floyd | east. One you won't even have to duck through!
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yes you can"
Zach says, "Of course!"
Trumgottist exclaims, "!"
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Ug, Frenetic Centrifuge (Sortie)                     16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Ug, Frenetic Centrifuge
Floyd | Exits lie north and east, and they've been behaving since you fixed
Floyd | that dial!
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a dial here in the middle of the room. It is at 16 and should
Floyd | probably be kept it that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I think it's just a circle"
Trumgottist says, "Yes, it was."
Trumgottist exclaims, "To the hallway!"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stiller Trellis
Floyd | This room feels close to something important. The trellis to the east
Floyd | is the only decoration you've seen in this area. You can also go west
Floyd | or south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You follow the haywrought throughway...
Floyd |
Floyd | Sacred Cedars
Floyd | You are in a room with thick entwined cedars as walls. On one, a spout
Floyd | pouts, waiting for a stoup. You can go back west to the generic room.
Floyd | Oddly, you feel no reason to be scared. You see drawings and holy
Floyd | verse on the walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x verse"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VERSE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's all calligraphic, and it reads
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, where lumbers slumber, is, lo! Purest oil snout erupts:
Floyd | solution! Ground unsod becomes sound. Lovely volley. A stone
Floyd | atones!
Floyd |
Floyd |   --LOIS
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x drawings"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DRAWINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a vermian minerva, a cliche chalice, a lanced candle, and a
Floyd | clean lance. They're probably not for anything, but they're solid
Floyd | idols and add atmosphere nicely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "soil"
Zach says (to Floyd), "soil"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SOIL
Floyd |
Floyd | That would really clog up the tap, changing the oils in it to soil.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "i though i was changing lois isto soil"
jenrexrode says, "silo"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "silo"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SILO
Floyd |
Floyd | That would really clog up the tap, changing the oils in it to a silo.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Trumgottist asks, "smilies -> missile?"
Trumgottist says (to floyd), "missile"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | Bad idea. There'd be more room for that outside where you found the
Floyd | poem.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "hint?"
Trumgottist asks, "To the moor?"
jenrexrode says, "or next time we're there"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Sacred Cedars
Floyd | You are in a room with thick entwined cedars as walls. On one, a spout
Floyd | pouts, waiting for a stoup. You can go back west to the generic room.
Floyd | Oddly, you feel no reason to be scared. You see drawings and holy
Floyd | verse on the walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
mamalujo arrives, ready to play with the toys.
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "oils"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OILS
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | You try looking up the spout for a glimpse of the oils, but it doesn't
Floyd | work.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "We never did anything with the roadblock"
Zach says (to Floyd), "pouts"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > POUTS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "POTUS"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > POTUS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "i was gonna say potus"
Trumgottist exclaims, "I should go to bed. Thanks for the play time - it's been fun!"
jenrexrode says, "tupos supot poust oustp putos spotu"
jenrexrode says, "topus postu pusto"
Trumgottist goes home. jenrexrode says, "stupo"
Zach says, "I should probably get some work done."
jenrexrode asks, "so are we shutting down til next week?"
Zach says, "Feel free to keep playing. I might be back in a bit."
Zach says, "But I'm also OK with stopping for now."
jenrexrode says, "hm, I'll play for a little while"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "serve"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SERVE
Floyd |
Floyd | You must serve by going forth on your mission of warlikeness and love.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "sever"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEVER
Floyd |
Floyd | Violence or vandalism in such a holy place? For shame.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "war dings. sing ward, rad swing. swag rind"
jenrexrode says, "darn swig, darn wigs"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "evers"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EVERS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "maybe it is time for a missle"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stiller Trellis
Floyd | The trellis feels appropriate to guard or indicate the room to the
Floyd | east, now you've been there. You can also go west or south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "moor"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        16/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, hey, teleporting's easier with experience.
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a roadblock that isn't actually blocking any roads.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "maybe work on that roadbloack"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "black door"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        17/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BLACK DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Bam! The fissure in the roadblock covers up, and a black door appears
Floyd | where it was. It's light but bulky--you can probably put or push it
Floyd | where it needs to go.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "like that"
jenrexrode says, "my typo gave me an idea :)"
Zach says, "yay"
jenrexrode asks, "where do we need to push a door?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        17/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a black door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "room"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        17/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ROOM
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        17/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "moor"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        17/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, hey, teleporting's easier with experience.
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a black door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put door on woods"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        17/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT DOOR ON WOODS
Floyd |
Floyd | The black door probably needs to fit on, or in, a big structure.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "ah, thanks"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "push door"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        17/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Unfortunately, you don't have anything to push the door onto. Yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "more hints"
jenrexrode asks, "how can I get a structure here?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        17/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a black door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        17/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a poem
Floyd |   a sack
Floyd |   a coat (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x poem"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        17/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POEM
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm just a guy who loves his work :) :)
Floyd | Not like that poet, he's a jerk :) :)
Floyd | He says he rhymes neater :) :)
Floyd | And rips on my meter :) :)
Floyd | I'd like to punch him in his smirk :) :)"
Floyd |
Floyd | Whoah, lots of smilies, there. They'd drive a grammar pedant
Floyd | ballistic. The paper seems creased on a few diagonals.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh there's the missile"
Zach says (to Floyd), "missile"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        18/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | The smilies seem to waver. But they sever from the verse, grow, and
Floyd | clump together to form a big yellow missile! You reread the poem. You
Floyd | didn't think it would change much without the smilies, but it now
Floyd | seems pointed, warlike, sinister--a restrained, plain-language
Floyd | indictment of not just bad poetry but nastiness in general!
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        18/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a missile and a black door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x missile"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        18/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's covered with smiley faces and surprisingly nerfy to the touch.
Floyd | You haven't experienced any ill effects when you're around it, so
Floyd | maybe it isn't all that violent or deadly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put door on missile"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        18/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT DOOR ON MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | The black door probably needs to fit on, or in, a big structure.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x poem"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        18/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POEM
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm just a guy who loves his work
Floyd | Not like that poet, he's a jerk
Floyd | He says he rhymes neater
Floyd | And rips on my meter
Floyd | I'd like to punch him in his smirk"
Floyd |
Floyd | The limerick doesn't make you want to lick the mire like Woeful Pat's
Floyd | stuff. The paper seems creased on a few diagonals.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "plane"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        18/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PLANE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "fold paper"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        18/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FOLD PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | (the poem)
Floyd | You fold the paper, and it looks sort of like a paper plane.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "panel"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | Poof! The paper plane becomes a panel. It's light enough to carry, you
Floyd | suppose. Well, it doesn't cause an immediate hernia.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yay"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put door on panel"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT DOOR ON PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | The black door probably needs to fit on, or in, a big structure.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "aw"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a missile and a black door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x panel"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks kind of electrical. It doesn't seem to have wires, so
Floyd | hopefully you can just slip it where it needs to go.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh it's a smaller panel than I thought, maybe you can put it on the missile"
Zach asks, "Maybe we come back here after using the missile?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "take missile"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | Too heavy. You can drag it where you need to, though. Maybe even push
Floyd | it. It's cylindrical. It can roll.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put panel on missile"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT PANEL ON MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on the missile would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put panel on missile"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT PANEL ON MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on the missile would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "roll missile"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ROLL MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "but it said..."
Zach says, "Lies!"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "push missile"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | Unfortunately, you don't have anything to push the missile into. Yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a panel
Floyd |   a sack
Floyd |   a coat (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put door on missile"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT DOOR ON MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | The black door probably needs to fit on, or in, a big structure.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x sack"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SACK
Floyd |
Floyd | Sturdy burlap. It's empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x saltine"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SALTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | It says SLAINTE on the package.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "nail set"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NAIL SET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "entails"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTAILS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan saltine"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SALTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "bah"
jenrexrode says, "i wonder if you scan the saltine in the right place, if it doesn't register"
Zach says (to Floyd), "tin sale"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIN SALE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x black door"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BLACK DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | It's one of those swingy doors without a knob.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x missile"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's covered with smiley faces and surprisingly nerfy to the touch.
Floyd | You haven't experienced any ill effects when you're around it, so
Floyd | maybe it isn't all that violent or deadly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Can I go back to the other room?"
jenrexrode says, "ok"
Zach says (to Floyd), "room"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ROOM
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stiller Trellis
Floyd | The trellis feels appropriate to guard or indicate the room to the
Floyd | east, now you've been there. You can also go west or south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sacred Cedars
Floyd | You are in a room with thick entwined cedars as walls. On one, a spout
Floyd | pouts, waiting for a stoup. You can go back west to the generic room.
Floyd | Oddly, you feel no reason to be scared. You see drawings and holy
Floyd | verse on the walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cedars"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CEDARS
Floyd |
Floyd | They look nice and even smell nice. A holy verse is carved on one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x drawings"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DRAWINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a vermian minerva, a cliche chalice, a lanced candle, and a
Floyd | clean lance. They're probably not for anything, but they're solid
Floyd | idols and add atmosphere nicely.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "red cars"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RED CARS
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the discolored buttons, the red optical beam, Red
Floyd | Bull Burdell or the red ring?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "uh what?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x verse"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VERSE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's all calligraphic, and it reads
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, where lumbers slumber, is, lo! Purest oil snout erupts:
Floyd | solution! Ground unsod becomes sound. Lovely volley. A stone
Floyd | atones!
Floyd |
Floyd |   --LOIS
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "cadres"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CADRES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "creasd"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CREASD
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "red sac"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RED SAC
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the discolored buttons, the red optical beam, Red
Floyd | Bull Burdell or the red ring?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Whoops not-a-word"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan drawings"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN DRAWINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan cedars"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN CEDARS
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan spout"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SPOUT
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan verse"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN VERSE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan saltine"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SALTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Sacred Cedars
Floyd | You are in a room with thick entwined cedars as walls. On one, a spout
Floyd | pouts, waiting for a stoup. You can go back west to the generic room.
Floyd | Oddly, you feel no reason to be scared. You see drawings and holy
Floyd | verse on the walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "grind saw"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GRIND SAW
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to grind.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), " spout"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | >  SPOUT
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | It can be used to FILL the appropriate receptacle here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cask"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CASK
Floyd |
Floyd | The sack stiffens, rises and becomes less blobby. It's the cask again,
Floyd | nice and upright.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "fill cask"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FILL CASK
Floyd |
Floyd | Gainly laying the cask under the spout, you pour in some oils.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yay"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cask"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CASK
Floyd |
Floyd | It's plain and cedar, with a small hole on top. In it you see oils.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x oils"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X OILS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see through the cask--or its narrow hole very well--but you
Floyd | remember the oils being thick and somewhat golden. You trust they are
Floyd | sacred enough for your job, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x verse"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VERSE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's all calligraphic, and it reads
Floyd |
Floyd | From here, where lumbers slumber, is, lo! Purest oil snout erupts:
Floyd | solution! Ground unsod becomes sound. Lovely volley. A stone
Floyd | atones!
Floyd |
Floyd |   --LOIS
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a cask
Floyd |     some oils
Floyd |   a panel
Floyd |   a coat (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x coat"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COAT
Floyd |
Floyd | It's warm and fuzzy and shapeless and as multi-colored as the taco you
Floyd | made it from.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "myabe we can put a silo in the moor"
Zach says, "Eww, fuzzy taco"
jenrexrode says, "and then put a door on it"
Zach says, "Ah ha"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stiller Trellis
Floyd | The trellis feels appropriate to guard or indicate the room to the
Floyd | east, now you've been there. You can also go west or south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "moor"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, hey, teleporting's easier with experience.
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a missile and a black door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "silo"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        19/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SILO
Floyd |
Floyd | The moor's ground, as is, is not stable enough. You need a foundation
Floyd | first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yay"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "soil"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        20/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SOIL
Floyd |
Floyd | The oils seep into the moor and make it less squishy and sandy.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "silo"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        20/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SILO
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see anything here like that, or changeable into that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        20/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a missile and a black door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "mor oils?"
Zach asks, "More oils for silo?"
jenrexrode asks, "er more?"
jenrexrode says, "yeah"
Zach says (to Floyd), "room"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        20/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ROOM
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             20/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stiller Trellis
Floyd | The trellis feels appropriate to guard or indicate the room to the
Floyd | east, now you've been there. You can also go west or south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               20/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Sacred Cedars
Floyd | You are in a room with thick entwined cedars as walls. On one, a spout
Floyd | pouts, waiting for a stoup. You can go back west to the generic room.
Floyd | Oddly, you feel no reason to be scared. You see drawings and holy
Floyd | verse on the walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "fill cask"
Floyd ]  Sacred Cedars (Sortie)                               20/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FILL CASK
Floyd |
Floyd | Gainly laying the cask under the spout, you pour in some oils.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Stiller Trellis (Sortie)                             20/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Stiller Trellis
Floyd | The trellis feels appropriate to guard or indicate the room to the
Floyd | east, now you've been there. You can also go west or south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Room (Sortie)                                        20/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Zapping yourself to the moor hasn't made this room any more exciting.
Floyd |
Floyd | A passage leads west back to the centrifuge, and another leads north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "moor"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        20/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, hey, teleporting's easier with experience.
Floyd |
Floyd | Moor
Floyd | You're on a moor. Woods all around don't look inviting, but they also
Floyd | don't look like they can stop you returning to the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a missile and a black door here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "silo"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        21/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SILO
Floyd |
Floyd | The oils seep into the moor, and you back up as a huge silo several
Floyd | times your size takes shape.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh, duh, a missle silo"
Zach says, "heh"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put door on silo"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        21/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT DOOR ON SILO
Floyd |
Floyd | The door fits the dotted line in the silo perfectly, swinging slightly
Floyd | before sliding in place with a click.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put missile in silo"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        21/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT MISSILE IN SILO
Floyd |
Floyd | You schlep the missile through the door. You hear some mechanics and
Floyd | whizzing, then "SMILIES MISSILE PROPERLY ALIGNED FOR DEALING A RESULT
Floyd | WITH LUSTER."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "hm"
Zach says (to Floyd), "fire missile"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        21/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FIRE MISSILE
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe if you plugged that panel in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put panel on silo"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        21/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT PANEL ON  SILO
Floyd |
Floyd | The panel fits into that rectangle handily and even starts to glow.
Floyd | Two buttons appear on it--one says HOOTS, the other TREES.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "shoot steer"
Zach says (to Floyd), "shoot steer"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        22/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT STEER
Floyd |
Floyd | The hoots button glows--you touch it (so hot,) and it changes to a
Floyd | shoot button as its letters shift.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "steer"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        23/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STEER
Floyd |
Floyd | The smell of a chemical ester pervades the air as the trees button
Floyd | rewords to a steer button.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x panel"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        23/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PANEL
Floyd |
Floyd | There are two buttons, on the left ("STEER") and right ("SHOOT.") Both
Floyd | are an important shade of red, and you'll probably have to push them
Floyd | to figure what they do.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf11"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        23/24
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "press steer"
Floyd ]  Moor (Sortie)                                        23/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRESS STEER
Floyd |
Floyd | The silo makes some ominous VVTT-KLK-BRRW noises and tilts slightly in
Floyd | the direction of what you assume and hope is Lord Ablemiser's palace.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "press shoot"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRESS SHOOT
Floyd |
Floyd | Boom! The force of the missile launch knocks you back, and you know
Floyd | you'll see no finer inferno than the rainbows that burst before you
Floyd | pass out. You are knocked unconscious, unable to feel the wave of
Floyd | simple, heartfelt, plainly-worded concerns that explode across the
Floyd | land.
Floyd |
Floyd | You wake up in a castle. Lord Ablemiser is beaming, no longer big,
Floyd | mean.
Floyd |
Floyd | "That launch deserves A LUNCH!" he booms. "To be had now!
Zach pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd | "That launch deserves A LUNCH!" he booms. "To be had now!And how! You
Floyd | learn he is, of course, Noble Ol" Ben. But he feels he hasn't
Floyd | re-earned the title, yet. (Yeh, ok, hokey.)
Floyd |
Floyd | After a fast, live festival with an orchestra, a carthorse returns you
Floyd | to the Trips Strip.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! Sortie node: done!
Floyd | "Yeah! Heya." says Eric Rice, again. "Nice work up in the sortie. Oo,
Floyd | more stuff. Let me take it. You go get relaxing now in your Roman
Floyd | Manor. Don't worry about that last one, if you don't want to. Someone
Floyd | apprentice adventurer can clean it up." Before you can thank him, he's
Floyd | gone.
Zach pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 2/4
Floyd | gone.
Floyd | Trips Strip
Floyd | You see what was once a bunch of small malls. Most lots appear vacant
Floyd | or dilapidated.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some stairs lead down from the wreckage of store I, further than you
Floyd | can see. But no sense looking--you know what's there, and you've taken
Floyd | care of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a forest here where store F was, but you probably don't need
Floyd | to go back there.
Floyd |
Floyd | So. Apparently, you have one store area left to clear. But you don't
Floyd | need to. Store R suddenly looks invitingly idyllic, but if you're in
Floyd | the mood for adventure, you may want to look somewhere else
Floyd | first--store m, maybe.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "this would be a good saving/stopping points"
jenrexrode says, "storme"
Zach says, "Yeah"
Zach says, "heh"
Zach says (to Floyd), "save"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Zach says (to Floyd), "shuffling1"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 2/4
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh, I guess 2/4 means 2 out of 4 stores solved."
Zach says, "Yeah. I wouldn't mind doing the optional one."
jenrexrode says, "moster"
Zach says, "OK, now I really should finish working."
jenrexrode says, "ok"
jenrexrode has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. jenrexrode says, "smoter"
jenrexrode says, "rotems"
jenrexrode says, "I bet it's metros"
jenrexrode says, "but save it for next week"
*** SESSION TWO ***
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 2/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Trips Strip
Floyd | You see what was once a bunch of small malls. Most lots appear vacant
Floyd | or dilapidated.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some stairs lead down from the wreckage of store I, further than you
Floyd | can see. But no sense looking--you know what's there, and you've taken
Floyd | care of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a forest here where store F was, but you probably don't need
Floyd | to go back there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
Zach says (to Floyd), "x malls"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 2/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | Of the various stores you see, only store r and store m look like you
Floyd | can do anything with them. Store r finally looks like you can visit. A
Floyd | few others seem greyed-out, like in a video game or something. There
Floyd | can't be anything in any of them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "It's all coming back to me."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "metros"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 3/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > METROS
Floyd |
Floyd | The store rumbles, with the collections of small-scale cities
Floyd | disappearing. You see an escalator leading--well, somewhere populated.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "i played in my brain after we quit :)"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x store m"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 3/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STORE M
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x escalator"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 3/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ESCALATOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The escalator has TO THE METROS scrawled on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | (You can say the name of the metros now to enter it. There's nothing
Floyd | more hidden in its description.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Yay, anagrams in the narib"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "metros"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > METROS
Floyd |
Floyd | (entering instead)
Floyd | You think you hear oohing and ahing in the background at the
Floyd | adventurer who has decided to do more than the bare minimum.
Floyd | The shops recede as you walk down the escalator...
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd | The shops recede as you walk down the escalator......which takes
Floyd | forever. After you pass a "Tasers? You bet! Asters? Out, bye!"
Floyd | billboard, an automated voice announces that Mt. Rose has made its
Floyd | freedom more def, so ordinary citizens are motivated to level up just
Floyd | like Red Bull Burdell, and a thumping beat proves it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You jog down the elevator to escape it, but of course it's coming from
Floyd | the city. And you step into some drainage at the bottom. Eww.
Zach says, "That's us! B- students."
Zach pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | the city. And you step into some drainage at the bottom. Eww.
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | That drainage you stepped in is still around, taunting you as much as
Floyd | drainage can. You see a can of beer and a flyer in it. Cleaning it up
Floyd | would help take this city back.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing here to take, and you shouldn't need to fiddle with many
Floyd | things at once.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "fiddle with flyer"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FIDDLE WITH FLYER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x beer"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BEER
Floyd |
Floyd | It appears to be AGED RAIN brand beer. Hooray, truth in advertising?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "drainage"
Zach says (to Floyd), "drainage"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRAINAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | It smells and looks disgusting. Just the sort of thing that needs to
Floyd | be cleaned up or reprocessed to get this city looking nice again. An
Floyd | empty beer can and a flyer float in it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x flyer"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FLYER
Floyd |
Floyd | The flyer seems like an invitation to an ARENA DIG--perhaps an arena
Floyd | that never got built, or a shindig in some arena.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), " x hotel"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | >  X HOTEL
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | That drainage you stepped in is taunting you as much as drainage can.
Floyd | You see a can of beer and a flyer in it. Cleaning it up would help
Floyd | take this city back.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "a reading"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ckean can"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CKEAN CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "clean can"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLEAN CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't really want to get close to it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan beer"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN BEER
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   RGBBBBBB
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan flyer"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN FLYER
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   RBBBBBBG
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "reAD FLYER"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ FLYER
Floyd |
Floyd | The flyer seems like an invitation to an ARENA DIG--perhaps an arena
Floyd | that never got built, or a shindig in some arena.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x scanner"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SCANNER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x slider"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's like an electronic t-square, with nine mini-panels. Reading it,
Floyd | you see it's useful to SCAN things to sort out their edges. It
Floyd | crackles with greeny energy and has some colored writing that looks
Floyd | important.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Oh yeah, this tells us the first and last letters."
Zach says (to Floyd), "read slider"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | "Provably 79.12% hintier than a tagged gadget. Green print
Floyd | gives you the start, red print the end. The middle bits fall
Floyd | into place."
Floyd |
Floyd | The example reads PASTE <-> TAPES.
Floyd | (red S, green T, green P, red E. Everything else blue.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "a reading"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > A READING
Floyd |
Floyd | You inquire into your own thoughts. You gain no illumination.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "heh"
vimes asks, "buy for what platform? and do you mean "new"?"
jenrexrode asks, "oh xo it starts with g and ends with a?"
vimes says, "(ilac)"
jenrexrode says, "g draine a"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "gardenia"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         1/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GARDENIA
Floyd |
Floyd | In a fit of ecological, aesthetic magic-slinging, you transform the
Floyd | drainage and all the flotsam inside it into a much prettier gardenia.
Floyd | The whole underside is still pretty dingy, but hey, free flower. You
Floyd | take it.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "hey, it works"
Zach says, "For some reason the 'a' at the -"
Zach says, "Yay!"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         1/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x gardenia"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         1/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GARDENIA
Floyd |
Floyd | It's white, and it's just one flower instead of the whole bush. But
Floyd | it's the only one you've seen in the city proper.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            1/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | As you walk north, you run into someone who is carrying a basket full
Floyd | of corn. You help him pick everything up. Or so you think. As he runs
Floyd | off, cursing you, you look in a corner--a corn ear!
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small clover is growing here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x clover"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            1/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CLOVER
Floyd |
Floyd | You touch the leaves a bit, and they seem to hook into your skin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan clover"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            1/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN CLOVER
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   BBRGBB
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "velcro"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > VELCRO
Floyd |
Floyd | Pop! The clover expands and grows scratchier and darker. It is now a
Floyd | long strip of velcro. The leaves appear to have expanded into
Floyd | something resembling mittens. You pick them up.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yay"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   some velcro
Floyd |   a gardenia
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x corn"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CORN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's got a bunch of different kernels, and some look like buttons
Floyd | because they're not yellow.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x buttons"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUTTONS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the discolored buttons)
Floyd | They give you this weird urge to push them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x buttons"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUTTONS
Floyd |
Floyd | (the discolored buttons)
Floyd | They give you this weird urge to push them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "push buttons"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH BUTTONS
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the discolored buttons or the yellow kernels?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "push discolored buttons"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH DISCOLORED BUTTONS
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe if the corn were hooked up to something it could do something
Floyd | to. And it weren't, well, lost corn.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "controls"
Zach says (to Floyd), "controls"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CONTROLS
Floyd |
Floyd | The dead beat deadbeat might not beat you dead, but you'd get maligned
Floyd | ere you could complete that legerdemain.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "huh?"
jenrexrode says, "maybe after it's hooked up"
Zach says, "Oh, maybe the dead beat wants our corn"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x dead beat"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DEAD BEAT
Floyd |
Floyd | He's wearing some of the hardest-trashed threads you've seen. You know
Floyd | he's a deadbeat because his t-shirt says DEAD BEAT DEADBEAT. Which
Floyd | fits in with this world, yes, but about as half-donkeyed as possible.
Floyd | Oh, and he has a ridiculous goatee, too.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "bead date"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BEAD DATE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW arrives, ready to play with the toys. jenrexrode says, "yay dw"
Zach says (to Floyd), "a beet dad"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > A BEET DAD
Floyd |
Floyd | He mumbles something about chillin' with his ill chin and how you're
Floyd | probably down with the man's anthems and aligned with those yuppies to
Floyd | the north, glancing furtively at the lost corn, and he now complains
Floyd | about nerds, for some reason.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan dead beat"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN DEAD BEAT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Whoah, don't tase me, bro. I have civil rights!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "haha"
Zach says, "Hey WaDvid"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "add a beet"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ADD A BEET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh, you're still playing this one? I finished it during the week."
jenrexrode says, "aww"
Zach says, "Noooo"
DavidW says, "I also played Fish Bowl."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "a bad date"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > A BAD DATE
Floyd |
Floyd | He mumbles something about chillin' with his ill chin and how you're
Floyd | probably down with the man's anthems and aligned with those yuppies to
Floyd | the north, glancing furtively at the lost corn, and he now complains
Floyd | about nerds, for some reason.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan goatee"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN GOATEE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Whoah, don't tase me, bro. I have civil rights!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "add abate"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ADD ABATE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | Since you shave, you can pass as one of the "haves." The beats drown
Floyd | out as you enter the condo. "Eat On!" cries the hired help.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Neato! ... No tea? ATONE!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You are inspected and deemed less unworthy than that deadbeat who
Floyd | tried to enter--the one still sitting in the camp--but all the same,
Floyd | you're warned not to try anything funny.
Floyd |
Floyd | Cordoned Red Condo
Floyd | The beats aren't audible here, but conversation voices rant on. The
Floyd | talkers seem to take you for a stalker, but nobody wants to get too
Floyd | close. A barnacled candelabra hangs above, antlers are attached to a
Floyd | wall, and carpets provide garish spectra on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | All in all, this place probably has a high property value, and people
Floyd | would be horrified if something happened to make it drop.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some dry cake is here. Nobody else is lower-class enough to eat it,
Floyd | but everyone's making sure nobody lower-class nabs it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan cake"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN CAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   RBBBBGB
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "k rycae d?"
Zach says, "Yup"
DavidW says, "yes"
jenrexrode says, "key card"
Zach says (to Floyd), "keycard"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The chatterers would have something to talk about at their next
Floyd | get-together. Like the weirdo who did something scary to that cake and
Floyd | got arrested. Ix-nay on the agic-may 'til they're gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x chatterers"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHATTERERS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Cordoned Red Condo
Floyd | The beats aren't audible here, but conversation voices rant on. The
Floyd | talkers seem to take you for a stalker, but nobody wants to get too
Floyd | close. A barnacled candelabra hangs above, antlers are attached to a
Floyd | wall, and carpets provide garish spectra on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | All in all, this place probably has a high property value, and people
Floyd | would be horrified if something happened to make it drop.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some dry cake is here. Nobody else is lower-class enough to eat it,
Floyd | but everyone's making sure nobody lower-class nabs it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "keycard"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The chatterers would have something to talk about at their next
Floyd | get-together. Like the weirdo who did something scary to that cake and
Floyd | got arrested. Ix-nay on the agic-may 'til they're gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oops maybe 2 words"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "key card" DavidW says, "incidentally, although it wouldn't help in any way, it's fun to try to explore the rest of the condo in all directions."
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KEY CARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The chatterers would have something to talk about at their next
Floyd | get-together. Like the weirdo who did something scary to that cake and
Floyd | got arrested. Ix-nay on the agic-may 'til they're gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "nope"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "card key"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CARD KEY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh, thye are saygin dont do this yet"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | It's dark that way. You step on a pliers and turn back before hitting
Floyd | any more perils.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | Ladies with ideals grab your garb. "Step, pest!" they cry. "You'll
Floyd | startle a starlet!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | A man with a handkerchief over his nose welcomes you to the Allergy
Floyd | Gallery. You turn back.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "eewww"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x carpets"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CARPETS
Floyd |
Floyd | Tacky but not worth taking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a warden being warned, and soon you're routed to a detour
Floyd | back where you started.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan carpets"
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | An officious water informs you there are no wines for a swine like
Floyd | yourself. They are reserved for actors and a costar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN CARPETS
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a warden being warned, and soon you're routed to a detour
Floyd | back where you started.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Try another location?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharp harps are out of tune but a change of pace from the beasts.
Floyd | At least.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan music"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN MUSIC
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open door"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear braying laughter behind the door. "Hey! Some unintellectual's
Floyd | trying to get in. Like we'd make it a piece of cake for them to." Then
Floyd | someone else admonishes the speaker for ending a sentence with a
Floyd | preposition.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Ol' Hotel
Floyd | What would a beaten-down city be without an ol' hotel? Both have seen
Floyd | better days, but this place has been trashed hardest. Everything's
Floyd | boarded up, and the only way out is east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A scary Night Thing is here, sitting on some sort of mattress.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ketchup bottle lies here, torn apart--and you have a prime suspect
Floyd | in the Night Thing that is roaring nearby.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x night thing"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | > X NIGHT THING
Floyd |
Floyd | It's grown wrong, a gigantic hairy eyeless potato clearly not the
Floyd | right girth. And it's wired weird, with a cruel ulcer for a mouth. It
Floyd | seems more in the mood for bellowing than fighting, but it still
Floyd | probably doesn't belong in the hotel. It's too big to fight and too
Floyd | fearsome to get near. It appears to be sitting on some sort of
Floyd | mattress.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   some velcro
Floyd |   a gardenia
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Just checkin' how far along we are."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x mattress"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MATTRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | Can't do or see much with the night thing on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan night thing"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN NIGHT THING
Floyd |
Floyd | No way you're getting close enough.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x bottle"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOTTLE
Floyd |
Floyd | It is THE PUCK brand ketchup. They apparently put, heck, whatever they
Floyd | want in it! And you'll like it that way!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan bottle"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN BOTTLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan ketchup"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "hmm"
Zach says (to Floyd), "take bottle"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BOTTLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The night thing roars. Though it's drained the bottle of its contents,
Floyd | it still feels an emotional attachment you would be wise not to break.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put ketchup on potato"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KETCHUP ON POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the ketchup bottle)
Floyd |
Floyd | The night thing roars. Though it's drained the bottle of its contents,
Floyd | it still feels an emotional attachment you would be wise not to break.
Floyd | You need to be holding the ketchup bottle before you can put it on top
Floyd | of something else.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x velcro"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VELCRO
Floyd |
Floyd | You're not smitten by these mittens--they're like what some kids had
Floyd | to wear when they were younger. Two glovey bits, with a long
Floyd | connecting string. They're made of a bunch of hooks and can probably
Floyd | catch on something if need be.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "wear mittens"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR MITTENS
Floyd |
Floyd | You put on the velcro.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take bottle"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BOTTLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The night thing roars. Though it's drained the bottle of its contents,
Floyd | it still feels an emotional attachment you would be wise not to break.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Maybe we can use the mittens to steal the cake or the corn."
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take corn"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CORN
Floyd |
Floyd | The deadbeat almost gets up. "Hey, Man, like, how do we know someone
Floyd | undisreputable doesn't, like, like the Man, man? Hey? Hey?" he says,
Floyd | with no dearth of hatred as he jerks his thumb north. He might not do
Floyd | anything, but his friends might pour out from their tents. You don't
Floyd | need a fight right now.
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe you need to strike a blow against some rich people to show you
Floyd | belong.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cordoned Red Condo
Floyd | The beats aren't audible here, but conversation voices rant on. The
Floyd | talkers seem to take you for a stalker, but nobody wants to get too
Floyd | close. A barnacled candelabra hangs above, antlers are attached to a
Floyd | wall, and carpets provide garish spectra on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | All in all, this place probably has a high property value, and people
Floyd | would be horrified if something happened to make it drop.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some dry cake is here. Nobody else is lower-class enough to eat it,
Floyd | but everyone's making sure nobody lower-class nabs it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take cake"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You overhear tales of what happens to those that steal. Someone else
Floyd | takes a turn watching you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take cake with mittens"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CAKE WITH MITTENS
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to take the dry cake.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x antlers"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ANTLERS
Floyd |
Floyd | The antlers are just the sort of annoying thing that people only buy
Floyd | to show they own something more expensive than you do. They seem more
Floyd | chipped and worn than you'd expect for something so showy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan antlers"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN ANTLERS
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone comes over to you and says "Put that thing away. They're
Floyd | genuine. And new, too! The owner just bought them! Or shot a
Floyd | seventeen-point buck to get them! Well, I'm not sure, but I didn't see
Floyd | them here last time."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan candelabra"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN CANDELABRA
Floyd |
Floyd | You couldn't even jump to get close to it. But it's not important.
Floyd | Someone just put it there because they could.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "can we turn the chatters into something?"
DavidW says, "no"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x chatters"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHATTERS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x people"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PEOPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | The conversation changes subject rapidly and randomly. The
Floyd | conversationalists decry conservationalists.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a gardenia
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x saltine"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SALTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | It says SLAINTE on the package.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "wear gardenia"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR GARDENIA
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't wear that!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "y'know, I never found a use or a point to the saltine."
inky asks, "did you try crumbling it up on soup? or feeding it to ducks?"
DavidW says, "No duck soup in this game"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Cordoned Red Condo
Floyd | The beats aren't audible here, but conversation voices rant on. The
Floyd | talkers seem to take you for a stalker, but nobody wants to get too
Floyd | close. A barnacled candelabra hangs above, antlers are attached to a
Floyd | wall, and carpets provide garish spectra on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | All in all, this place probably has a high property value, and people
Floyd | would be horrified if something happened to make it drop.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some dry cake is here. Nobody else is lower-class enough to eat it,
Floyd | but everyone's making sure nobody lower-class nabs it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x cake"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | The least stale of what's left, but weird and silvery and in no state
Floyd | to taste. Someone sees you eyeing the cake, and you suddenly wish to
Floyd | steal it out of spite.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Firion arrives, full of fun and funk.
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. It's a bit dark, but not as bad as to the
Floyd | east, which is where the noise may be coming from--it's louder here
Floyd | than anywhere else. You suspect the darkness to the east is where your
Floyd | destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it seems to be
Floyd | sparking quite a bit, so best not to step on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x recess"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RECESS
Floyd |
Floyd | It probably isn't in the fuzzy wall just for fun, but you're too far
Floyd | away to tell.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Firion asks, "What game?"
DavidW says, "Shuffing Around"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | The big fuzzy wall is that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tracks are east, and the city is back north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | The wall looks and feels like steel wool, from top to bottom.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan wall"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take wall"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "btw, have you guys missed two of the locations? You can go west and east from the deadbeat."
Zach says (to Floyd), "touch wall"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | Kind of rough and gritty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "climb wall"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | The velcro strip is just the thing to climb the wall and reach the
Floyd | small recess.
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain (on the fuzzy looking wall)
Floyd | You're in a train station. It's a bit dark, but not as bad as to the
Floyd | east, which is where the noise may be coming from--it's louder here
Floyd | than anywhere else. You suspect the darkness to the east is where your
Floyd | destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, though you may need to get off the wall
Floyd | first. A rail is to the east--it seems to be sparking quite a bit, so
Floyd | best not to step on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x recess"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RECESS
Floyd |
Floyd | In the recess, you read Wirin' by Irwin. In event of missing control
Floyd | panel, power spikes on track will be unpredictable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "corn?"
Zach says, "yup"
Zach says (to Floyd), "take all"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing here to take, and you shouldn't need to fiddle with many
Floyd | things at once.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain (on the fuzzy looking wall)
Floyd | You're in a train station. It's a bit dark, but not as bad as to the
Floyd | east, which is where the noise may be coming from--it's louder here
Floyd | than anywhere else. You suspect the darkness to the east is where your
Floyd | destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, though you may need to get off the wall
Floyd | first. A rail is to the east--it seems to be sparking quite a bit, so
Floyd | best not to step on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You get off the fuzzy looking wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. It's a bit dark, but not as bad as to the
Floyd | east, which is where the noise may be coming from--it's louder here
Floyd | than anywhere else. You suspect the darkness to the east is where your
Floyd | destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it seems to be
Floyd | sparking quite a bit, so best not to step on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf17"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | There may be an evil lair that way, but it's behind a live rail in the
Floyd | darkness. You'd touch it before you got there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Elf Row's Flowers
Floyd | You're in a flower shop manned (elfed?) by faeries. You can go back
Floyd | west to the camp.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small piece of brocade is discarded away from the merchandise. You
Floyd | see scratchings above it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some freesia faeries, some heaths and some begonias
Floyd | here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x brocade"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BROCADE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's rather plain and white with lots of black bars. It would take a
Floyd | rabider braider than most to weave such a design. Scratchings above it
Floyd | indicate it's not part of the normal merchandise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Maybe it's 'elvved'."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan brocade"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN BROCADE
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel a bit self-conscious waving your slider around such
Floyd | intrinsically magical beings. But they do not seem to mind.
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   GBBBBBR
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "yay"
jenrexrode says, "b rocad e"
Zach says, "Brocade (noun): An establishment where young men play video games."
jenrexrode says, "b adcor e"
jenrexrode says, "bar code"
Zach says (to Floyd), "barcode"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BARCODE
Floyd |
Floyd | You take the brocade first--you're a bit embarrassed your magic seems
Floyd | more, well, applied than theirs.
Floyd |
Floyd | The faeries buzz around for a bit, peeved at your boldness. "Well,
Floyd | maybe you will do something for us some day."
Floyd |
Floyd | The FREE TO FREELOADERS scratching by the brocade vanishes as you take
Floyd | it. Nice magic touch, that.
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn your back and focus so the faeries can't see you mangle their
Floyd | gift. Or so they aren't jealous, or they don't laugh at how dumb your
Floyd | magic is.
Floyd |
Floyd | The brocade schlurps and reorganizes into something flatter, but with
Floyd | the same pattern.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x brocade"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BROCADE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x barcode"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BARCODE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's got the adhesive backing so it looks like you could PUT it ON
Floyd | something. Barcodes just don't exist by themselves.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | "What low serf seeks our flowers?" you hear as you enter. "He must do
Floyd | better than that primrose promiser! A rose leaves us sore! No succor
Floyd | in a crocus either! Players with parsley are rewarded sparely!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Elf Row's Flowers
Floyd | You're in a flower shop manned (elfed?) by faeries. You can go back
Floyd | west to the camp.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see some freesia faeries, some heaths and some begonias here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "scan barcode"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN BARCODE
Floyd |
Floyd | You receive a rush of insight unlike anything anywhere else in the
Floyd | game!
Floyd |
Floyd | Jack's Pizza, 5/$10, limit 5 at Aldi!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x faeries"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FAERIES
Floyd |
Floyd | They are maybe a foot high, but each one of them carries a small wand
Floyd | you're sure you don't want pointed at you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Ha"
jenrexrode says, "hah"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x heaths"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HEATHS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're tied together so their stems seem to form a sort of narrow
Floyd | tube. But surely flowers alone aren't going to stop the thumping here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x begonias"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BEGONIAS
Floyd |
Floyd | Reddish, pinkish, white. Kind of fragile, but they seem to silence
Floyd | things a bit, like they could somehow contain the sounds if you knew
Floyd | how to mess with them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "sheath"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | The heaths are (still) merchandise. You don't want to know what
Floyd | faeries do to vandals.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sheath"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | The heaths are (still) merchandise. You don't want to know what
Floyd | faeries do to vandals.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Whoops"
DavidW says, "The price message is random; there's a few of 'em."
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan begonias"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN BEGONIAS
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   BBRBGBBB
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "imho, you want the heaths, not the begonias. The game is more buggy/awkward if you buy the begonias."
jenrexrode says, "n beoia g"
DavidW says, "n begoias g, you mean"
jenrexrode says, "ooos"
jenrexrode says, "yup"
DavidW says, "er n beoias g"
Johnny says, "go in base"
jenrexrode asks, "noise bag?"
DavidW says, "uh-huh"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "noise bag"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NOISE BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | The begonias are (still) merchandise. You don't want to know what
Floyd | faeries do to vandals.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "aw maybe i need to buy them?"
DavidW says, "I'm suggesting you want the heaths/sheath instead, at least the first time playing this."
Zach says (to Floyd), "give gardenia to fairies"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE GARDENIA TO FAIRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | Something you did or thought causes the freesia faeries to buzz...I
Floyd | guess they're magical enough to detect your misspellings. You feel a
Floyd | tingling, but it passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | They're visibly impressed. "Perhaps you are the word smyth who will
Floyd | fulfill the sword myth! We offer a flower of your choice. But only
Floyd | one. Our flowers, or what you make of them, cannot provoke or
Floyd | participate violence, but they may be able to contain the weapon you
Floyd | need."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Save before taking either flower."
Zach says, "Heh, typo detection!"
Zach pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd | Go, bud. Reap irony!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf18"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Which one you want, jenrexrose?"
jenrexrode says, "heaths"
DavidW says, "I'm here for only 13 more minutes, alas"
Zach says (to Floyd), "take heaths"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HEATHS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remember, adventurer! The flowers cannot be used for violence. They
Floyd | may be a suitable vessel."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "No luck on internet at home?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "sheath"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | You turn your back and focus so the faeries can't see you mangle their
Floyd | gift. Or so they aren't jealous, or they don't laugh at how dumb your
Floyd | magic is.
Floyd |
Floyd | The heath grows, tangles around itself, and lumps into a passable
Floyd | sheath that could carry a decent-sized sword, which you wear.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Elf Row's Flowers
Floyd | You're in a flower shop manned (elfed?) by faeries. You can go back
Floyd | west to the camp.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see some freesia faeries and some begonias here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | A Yell Alley
Floyd | This dead-end alley is littered with words, which almost drown out the
Floyd | intense beats heard elsewhere in the city, and garbage. Only way out
Floyd | is back east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A motto is here. It's on a placard, which would be wholly unnoticeable
Floyd | and useless among all the garbage but for how bad a motto it
Floyd | is.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x motto"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MOTTO
Floyd |
Floyd | Somehow, someone named Too-Apt Pat Ott has managed to make a hash of
Floyd | grammar, logic, math, science and basic human decency in sixty
Floyd | letters. Sixty-four if it were spelled correctly.
Floyd |
Floyd | I'd tell you what it said, but you-the-person would be the worse for
Floyd | it. It's like Monty Python's funniest joke in the world that way. Even
Floyd | considering it makes you feel worried you'll forget simple stupid
Floyd | stuff, like what's a fruit and what's a vegetable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "How is the new place otherwise?"
DavidW says, "I'm not getting internet until I'm done with the storage unit."
DavidW says, "I can't really afford both at the same time."
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan motto"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN MOTTO
Floyd |
Floyd | Your gadget gives BBBBGR. Since Motto is only five letters, you wonder
Floyd | what's up, but it's labeled A MOTTO.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "The new place continues to be weird. We had a day with the kitchen light out; someone apparently used wetnaps instead of toilet paper and clogged the toilet, and everyone got new batteries for their smoke detectors whether they needed them or not."
Zach says (to Floyd), "tomato"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOMATO
Floyd |
Floyd | The motto--that is, both words and paper--curls up and bundles into a
Floyd | small sphere, and you almost drop it. Amazingly, it's not icky-soft or
Floyd | anything, and it doesn't smell TOO bad.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "yay, TOMATO"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | A Yell Alley
Floyd | This dead-end alley is littered with words, which almost drown out the
Floyd | intense beats heard elsewhere in the city, and garbage. Only way out
Floyd | is back east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x garbage"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GARBAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | The garbage smell would make a bear gag--stink bug, gunk bits, etc.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "4 minutes left"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan garbage"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN GARBAGE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         5/17
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Ol' Hotel
Floyd | What would a beaten-down city be without an ol' hotel? Both have seen
Floyd | better days, but this place has been trashed hardest. Everything's
Floyd | boarded up, and the only way out is east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A scary Night Thing is here, sitting on some sort of mattress.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ketchup bottle lies here, torn apart--and you have a prime suspect
Floyd | in the Night Thing that is roaring nearby.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put tomato in bottle"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT TOMATO IN BOTTLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "aw"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x tomato"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TOMATO
Floyd |
Floyd | It's as rotten as the motto of Pat Ott's you extracted it from. It is
Floyd | probably even more rotten on the inside, not that you have the bravery
Floyd | to check. Yet it also has that staying power. It doesn't have any mold
Floyd | on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "squish tomtato"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SQUISH TOMTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "squish tomato"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SQUISH TOMATO
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "c'mon, what do you do with a bad tomato?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "squeeze tomato"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SQUEEZE TOMATO
Floyd |
Floyd | That's either icky or impossible or both.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "heh"
jenrexrode says, "toss it"
Zach says (to Floyd), "throw tomato at potato"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW TOMATO AT POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | A direct hit! The tomato goes into the cruel ulcer, and the Night
Floyd | Thing smiles at first at the ketchupiness of the tomato. Then the
Floyd | inner rottenness and backwards logic from the (oops, a) motto kicks
Floyd | in. The beast wonders what sort of villain would DO that to ketchup.
Floyd | It looks at you in fear, sure you have more where that came from, and
Floyd | retreats into an unseen hole, scratching and clawing.
Floyd |
Floyd | The mattress the Night Thing was on is slightly but noticeably bumpy.
Floyd | It's also ripped open, and it's concealing something rather badly.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x mattress"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MATTRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | The Smartest Mattress doesn't have a one-page proof of Fermat's Last
Floyd | Theorem in it or anything. It just "remembers" the shape of whatever
Floyd | sat on it for a long, long time. The bump in the mattress is obvious
Floyd | enough that you have to take another look. You find a small machine
Floyd | labeled, apparently, a termite emitter, and you take it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "bye. have fun!"
DavidW goes home.
DavidW has disconnected.
Zach says (to Floyd), "x machine"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a small black box, six inches by six inches. It probably holds a
Floyd | lot of termites. You can switch it when you need to. Someone has
Floyd | scratched a circle with a line through it over a dollar sign. You
Floyd | can't hear or see the termites that should be in there, but hey,
Floyd | faith.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x bump"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x mattress"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MATTRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | The Smartest Mattress doesn't have a one-page proof of Fermat's Last
Floyd | Theorem in it or anything. It just "remembers" the shape of whatever
Floyd | sat on it for a long, long time. It doesn't seem to have held anything
Floyd | other than the termite emitter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x circle"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CIRCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "turn on machine"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | This place has seen enough abuse. Maybe find one that hasn't?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cordoned Red Condo
Floyd | The beats aren't audible here, but conversation voices rant on. The
Floyd | talkers seem to take you for a stalker, but nobody wants to get too
Floyd | close. A barnacled candelabra hangs above, antlers are attached to a
Floyd | wall, and carpets provide garish spectra on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | All in all, this place probably has a high property value, and people
Floyd | would be horrified if something happened to make it drop.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some dry cake is here. Nobody else is lower-class enough to eat it,
Floyd | but everyone's making sure nobody lower-class nabs it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | It's dark that way. You step on a pliers and turn back before hitting
Floyd | any more perils.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "turn on machine"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          7/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You activate. They vacate it. It's like a petard--those who prated,
Floyd | depart and ratchet down the chatter. The emitter dies down after the
Floyd | last termite escapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "keycard"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          8/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The dry metallic cake turns into a dry metallic keycard, which you
Floyd | take for yourself. Hooray, technology.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            8/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You migrate, ragtime music in your head. From the south, some camped
Floyd | folks decamp for har-hars and rah-rahs. "Roaches scare! Ho!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You're the camp's scamp now, so to speak. I bet you could even take
Floyd | that corn now!
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cordoned red condo you're not welcome back at is to the north. You
Floyd | hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. Despite
Floyd | your heroism with the cake in the condo, he barely acknolwedges you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "controls"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CONTROLS
Floyd |
Floyd | The different-colored kernels only flatten out as the lost corn
Floyd | collapses into a circuit board. The controls you possess--for
Floyd | whatever--seem powerful.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Yay, cake heroism"
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   some controls
Floyd |   a keycard
Floyd |   a termite emitter
Floyd |   a sheath
Floyd |   a barcode
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan keycard"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider buzzes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the metallic door)
Floyd | The metallic door's got no handle. It's probably operated by the
Floyd | sensor, which might open if you put something like your keycard on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put keycard in scanner"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KEYCARD IN SCANNER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put keycard in sensor"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KEYCARD IN SENSOR
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put keycard on sensor"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KEYCARD ON SENSOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Hm. The blank keycard doesn't seem to work. Maybe you could jazz it up
Floyd | a bit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put keycard on sensor"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KEYCARD ON SENSOR
Floyd |
Floyd | Hm. The blank keycard doesn't seem to work. Maybe you could jazz it up
Floyd | a bit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put barcode on keycard"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BARCODE ON KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | You unpeel the barcode, slap it on the keycard, and it is a perfect
Floyd | fit! Also, you stuff the adhesive backing in your pocket, where you
Floyd | forget about it until you can find a proper garbage can. You haven't
Floyd | seen any in this city yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put barcode on keycard"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BARCODE ON KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | You unpeel the barcode, slap it on the keycard, and it is a perfect
Floyd | fit! Also, you stuff the adhesive backing in your pocket, where you
Floyd | forget about it until you can find a proper garbage can. You haven't
Floyd | seen any in this city yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "too slow"
Zach says, "Dang, always one step ahead of me"
Firion goes home.
Zach says (to Floyd), "put keycard on sensor"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put keycard on sensor"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KEYCARD ON SENSOR
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you know? It works! The door slides open!
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KEYCARD ON SENSOR
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you know? It works! The door slides open!
Floyd |
Floyd | The metallic door slides shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "nooo"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         10/17
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Yay, I found a bug"
Zach says (to jrr), "You can drive if you want. I'm lagging."
jenrexrode says, "hm, maybe we need to shut it when we're done"
jenrexrode says, "I guess I can now, I put my kitten away"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | The metallic door slides shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "oh gotta fast?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         10/17
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You swipe your keycard and go east as the door opens.
Floyd |
Floyd | Special Place is Special
Floyd | It's quiet here, mostly due to the soundproofed walls. It'd make a
Floyd | nice mob combine, but it's a small bunker for nerds who just got sick
Floyd | of the thumping. You suspect the actual entertainment center's in
Floyd | back, and you'd have to learn a secret handshake or something to get
Floyd | there. But you've got a city to save.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the west. It's got no sensor on this side,
Floyd | so you can probably just walk back through it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some nerds and a lit-up tulip here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | The metallic door slides shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "You have a kitten!?"
jenrexrode says, "yeah, he's named Boltzmann- links to pics on #kitties"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x nerds"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NERDS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're sitting around nattering about nerd things. They don't look
Floyd | particularly nerdy, but most of their conversation seems to revolve
Floyd | around how smart other people aren't. They're babblier than most but
Floyd | don't seem bribable.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Aww! Sink cat!"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x tulip"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TULIP
Floyd |
Floyd | No fickler flicker or slight lights--its twinkle lets it wink for a
Floyd | long while, with no way to turn it off or on.
Floyd |
Floyd | A conceders' crescendo follows a claim nerds'd LIKE to help everyday
Floyd | stupid people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "huh"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan tulip"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN TULIP
Floyd |
Floyd | One of them demands to see your slider. They poke around at it,
Floyd | convince you they know more about it than you do, and hand it back
Floyd | The nerds give amens that MENSA is the greatest social group ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "How is Boltzmann fitting into the menagerie?"
jenrexrode asks, "haha, university canteen?"
Zach says, "heehee"
jenrexrode says, "oh, we do it in short trials. there's sniffing, then hissing"
Zach says (to Floyd), "lit up"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LIT UP
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "means"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MEANS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan nerds"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN NERDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't bring it close to them, but there's some chuckling about how
Floyd | you probably don't know the specifications behind such a neat tool.
Floyd | Nothing, until they remind each other you just don't seem to know what
Floyd | to ask nerds about. Then, GBBBBBR.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Since I'm not omniscient..." Ish, note his tone. Sarcastic, arctic
Floyd | ass.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "manes"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MANES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show controls to nerds"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW CONTROLS TO NERDS
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds are unimpressed.
Floyd |
Floyd | A conceders' crescendo follows a claim nerds'd LIKE to help everyday
Floyd | stupid people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about mensa"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT MENSA
Floyd |
Floyd | "He's not smart enough for us, is he?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, if he found his way in, he is!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, he'll have to find the right thing to ask nerds like us about
Floyd | if he wants us to stop talking about him like he's not here."
Floyd |
Floyd | "If he doesn't know what to ask nerds about, he deserves Ed's snark!"
Floyd | Whoever he is.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shows how mediums are for dummies. Others agree, eager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   some controls
Floyd |   a keycard
Floyd |   a termite emitter
Floyd |   a sheath
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | "Since I'm not omniscient..." Ish, note his tone. Sarcastic, arctic
Floyd | ass.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about sheath"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct. All the
Floyd | same, you're a bit annoyed, and you wonder if you can maybe play a
Floyd | mean trick on them to get that tulip, instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shows how he cut down a stupider disputer. Others agree,
Floyd | eager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about tulip"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT TULIP
Floyd |
Floyd | "We've got plenty of light here. You can have it, if you know what to
Floyd | ask us about. And if the tulip would help."
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "What did GBBBBBR refer to?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about controls"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT CONTROLS
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Since I'm not omniscient..." Ish, note his tone. Sarcastic, arctic
Floyd | ass.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "i odn't think ti means anything - just the example code from the scanner"
Zach says, "Ah"
jenrexrode asks, "what do we need info on to ask them?"
jenrexrode says, "they want a decent question"
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about red bull"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT RED BULL
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct. All the
Floyd | same, you're a bit annoyed, and you wonder if you can maybe play a
Floyd | mean trick on them to get that tulip, instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about dead beat"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT DEAD BEAT
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shows how he cut down a stupider disputer. Others agree,
Floyd | eager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about saltine"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT SALTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct. All the
Floyd | same, you're a bit annoyed, and you wonder if you can maybe play a
Floyd | mean trick on them to get that tulip, instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Since I'm not omniscient..." Ish, note his tone. Sarcastic, arctic
Floyd | ass.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about flowers"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT FLOWERS
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the heaths, the begonias, the merchandise or the
Floyd | gardenia?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about begonias"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT BEGONIAS
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "have we tried the controls on the steel wool?"
Zach says, "If only we knew some real nerds."
Zach says, "Not yet."
Zach says, "Or with the rails"
jenrexrode says, "i dont know my way around"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the metallic door)
Floyd | The door slides open as you step near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. It's a bit dark, but not as bad as to the
Floyd | east, which is where the noise may be coming from--it's louder here
Floyd | than anywhere else. You suspect the darkness to the east is where your
Floyd | destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it seems to be
Floyd | sparking quite a bit, so best not to step on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x controls"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CONTROLS
Floyd |
Floyd | This panel features all manner of black and yellow and red doohickeys
Floyd | and there's a small warning message saying REPLACEMENT CONTROLS IN
Floyd | CASE OF SURGE TO TRACKS. They've got instructions, which are
Floyd | surprisingly clear and even leave you wiser about u-boat wires.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x instructions"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X INSTRUCTIONS
Floyd |
Floyd | They'll be useful once you find a place to put the controls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "p"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > P
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see anything here like that, or changeable into that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd | The velcro strip is just the thing to climb the wall and reach the
Floyd | small recess.
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain (on the fuzzy looking wall)
Floyd | You're in a train station. It's a bit dark, but not as bad as to the
Floyd | east, which is where the noise may be coming from--it's louder here
Floyd | than anywhere else. You suspect the darkness to the east is where your
Floyd | destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, though you may need to get off the wall
Floyd | first. A rail is to the east--it seems to be sparking quite a bit, so
Floyd | best not to step on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put controls in recess"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CONTROLS IN RECESS
Floyd |
Floyd | They fit well. One of the red buttons starts blinking and whirring,
Floyd | and you flip the switch by it and, BAM! You hear a rush of power. The
Floyd | lights in the tunnel to the east seem to flicker and go stronger.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yay"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x controls"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CONTROLS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain (on the fuzzy looking wall)
Floyd | You're in a train station. The tracks are east and, it seems, so is
Floyd | the noise--it's louder here than anywhere else. You suspect the
Floyd | darkness to the east is where your destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, though you may need to get off the wall
Floyd | first. A rail is to the east--it's no longer sparking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You get off the fuzzy looking wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. The tracks are east and, it seems, so is
Floyd | the noise--it's louder here than anywhere else. You suspect the
Floyd | darkness to the east is where your destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it's no longer
Floyd | sparking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x art"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ART
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a typical train depot PSA saying "DON'T PIRATE." You hope the
Floyd | creator wasn't paid. Rotten stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You go east but reach a thin ledge. It needs to be lightened before
Floyd | you go further. You have no item to help with that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x ledge"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LEDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "tulip"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | The big fuzzy wall is that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tracks are east, and the city is back north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Yup, we need to trick those nerds."
Zach says, "NERDS!"
jenrexrode says, "heh"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You swipe your keycard and go east as the door opens.
Floyd |
Floyd | Special Place is Special
Floyd | It's quiet here, mostly due to the soundproofed walls. It'd make a
Floyd | nice mob combine, but it's a small bunker for nerds who just got sick
Floyd | of the thumping.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the west. It's got no sensor on this side,
Floyd | so you can probably just walk back through it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some nerds and a lit-up tulip here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about ledge"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT LEDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | More annoying banter. Perhaps you could disperse them with the right
Floyd | item. They'd deserve it. Though maybe if you keep bugging them,
Floyd | they'll get exasperated and give you better hints than what to ask
Floyd | nerds about.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | The metallic door slides shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a keycard
Floyd |   a termite emitter
Floyd |   a sheath
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds give amens that MENSA is the greatest social group ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "turn on machine"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's empty now.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x info-lit"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X INFO-LIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Reason So Near from Sane Sean, Farce Facer and Saltier Realist:
Floyd | --If you can change stuff, why can't the people who made the gadget
Floyd | and slider? Or why couldn't they find someone off the street? Perhaps
Floyd | they're the real enemy and you're the pawn.
Floyd | --If they really wanted you to clean things up, why can't you take
Floyd | both the cabinet items?
Floyd | --That NEW DOOR is not really ONE WORD. Same as the guy who can lift
Floyd | it! They are two short words, easier than one big scary seven-letter
Floyd | word.
Floyd | --Anyone smart enough to untangle this world won't get any fulfillment
Floyd | from doing so. So there, stupider disputer!
Floyd |
Floyd | It'd all be distressingly persuasive gotcha-logic if you hadn't been
Floyd | able to flip that toga. But this is a fantasy world, so there's a
Floyd | chance he's wrong.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about rail"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT RAIL
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct. All the
Floyd | same, you're a bit annoyed, and you wonder if you can maybe play a
Floyd | mean trick on them to get that tulip, instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shows how he cut down a stupider disputer. Others agree,
Floyd | eager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about thin ledge"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT THIN LEDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | They form a grin ring, but you close your eyes a bit.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan machine"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Since I'm not omniscient..." Ish, note his tone. Sarcastic, arctic
Floyd | ass.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about thin ledge"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT THIN LEDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | "You might as well ask dorks like Karkdoss about something that
Floyd | inconsequential!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds give amens that MENSA is the greatest social group ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about slider"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "wow, they seem to know about the first puzzle"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about store"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT STORE
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, store b, store c, store d, store e, store f, store
Floyd | g, store h, store i, store j, store k, store l, store m, store n,
Floyd | store o, store p, store q, store r, store s, store t, store u, store
Floyd | v, store w, store x, store y or store z?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "huh"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about store r"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT STORE R
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct. All the
Floyd | same, you're a bit annoyed, and you wonder if you can maybe play a
Floyd | mean trick on them to get that tulip, instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about store m"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT STORE M
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take tulip"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE TULIP
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shoots a hand out. "You have to ASK NERDS the right thing
Floyd | before you can get it. What do you want it for? ASK us, don't TELL
Floyd | us."
Floyd |
Floyd | That was kind of abrasive. You think of the places you haven't been
Floyd | and the obstacles to getting there.
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds give amens that MENSA is the greatest social group ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about light"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT LIGHT
Floyd |
Floyd | Apparently you haven't seen the light for what to ask nerds about. A
Floyd | few smart-people in-jokes later, you feel too aliterate to retaliate,
Floyd | worried it might take a thousand years to guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | A conceders' crescendo follows a claim nerds'd LIKE to help everyday
Floyd | stupid people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about lair"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT LAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | Apparently you haven't seen the light for what to ask nerds about. A
Floyd | few smart-people in-jokes later, you feel too aliterate to retaliate,
Floyd | worried it might take a thousand years to guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about train"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT TRAIN
Floyd |
Floyd | Apparently you haven't seen the light for what to ask nerds about. A
Floyd | few smart-people in-jokes later, you feel too aliterate to retaliate,
Floyd | worried it might take a thousand years to guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach sobs, "I'm not smart enough for this puzzle!"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the metallic door)
Floyd | The door slides open as you step near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cordoned red condo you're not welcome back at is to the north. You
Floyd | hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. Despite
Floyd | your heroism with the cake in the condo, he barely acknolwedges you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Elf Row's Flowers
Floyd | You're in a flower shop manned (elfed?) by faeries. You can go back
Floyd | west to the camp.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see some freesia faeries and some begonias here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cordoned red condo you're not welcome back at is to the north. You
Floyd | hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. Despite
Floyd | your heroism with the cake in the condo, he barely acknolwedges you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask deadbeat about sheath"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK DEADBEAT ABOUT SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | He doesn't seem to know much about that. You'd be worried if he could
Floyd | help you much, actually.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "can we change him?"
jenrexrode says, "or is he a red herring"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan dead beat"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN DEAD BEAT
Floyd |
Floyd | "Whoah, don't tase me, bro. I have civil rights!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "He was keeping us from the corn until we got the cake."
jenrexrode says, "ah"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Ol' Hotel
Floyd | What would a beaten-down city be without an ol' hotel? Both have seen
Floyd | better days, but this place has been trashed hardest. Everything's
Floyd | boarded up, and the only way out is east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ketchup bottle lies here, torn apart--and you have a prime suspect
Floyd | in the Night Thing that was here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The mattress still conforms to the shape of the night thing that sat
Floyd | on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan bottle"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN BOTTLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Do we need to ask the nerds about something having to do with our quest that we were told at the beginning?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. The tracks are east and, it seems, so is
Floyd | the noise--it's louder here than anywhere else. You suspect the
Floyd | darkness to the east is where your destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it's no longer
Floyd | sparking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh, maybe"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan art"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN ART
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I know we had to fight the Big Bad that was an anagram of 'red bull'"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan ad"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN AD
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yeah, but they already snubbed us on that"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "read ad"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ AD
Floyd |
Floyd | It references some dead fad while proclaiming TRANSIT FOR ARTISAN AND
Floyd | TSARINA.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x art"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ART
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a typical train depot PSA saying "DON'T PIRATE." You hope the
Floyd | creator wasn't paid. Rotten stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Try for a hint?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You go east but reach a thin ledge. It needs to be lightened before
Floyd | you go further. You have no item to help with that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "read pad"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ PAD
Floyd |
Floyd | You just like it. The color, the feel. Other people have computers,
Floyd | but your notepad is yours. Currently you can consult it about:
Floyd | --notepad, lecture, stores, goat
Floyd | --board
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a keycard
Floyd |   a termite emitter
Floyd |   a sheath
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "consult pad about board"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CONSULT PAD ABOUT BOARD
Floyd |
Floyd | You're past the bit about the introductory puzzles, and you note you
Floyd | only need to solve two regions
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "tan line"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAN LINE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "if we left, coulod we come back?"
Zach says, "whoops, that doesn't work"
Zach asks, "Hmm?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | The big fuzzy wall is that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tracks are east, and the city is back north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf19"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         11/17
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "since it's terlling us we dont need this..."
Zach says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd | Everything starts okay, but just as you get a glimpse of the top, the
Floyd | escalator starts speeding down more quickly. You try jumping a step,
Floyd | but it doesn't matter. Eventually, you're thrown to the bottom of the
Floyd | escalator, a bit more tired than before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "hah"
Zach says, "I think we need to solve this one, but not the other store."
jenrexrode says, "oh"
Zach says, "Since this is the one that opened up after solving the others."
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You swipe your keycard and go east as the door opens.
Floyd |
Floyd | Special Place is Special
Floyd | It's quiet here, mostly due to the soundproofed walls. It'd make a
Floyd | nice mob combine, but it's a small bunker for nerds who just got sick
Floyd | of the thumping.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the west. It's got no sensor on this side,
Floyd | so you can probably just walk back through it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some nerds and a lit-up tulip here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "trick nerds"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TRICK NERDS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about burdell"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT BURDELL
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct. All the
Floyd | same, you're a bit annoyed, and you wonder if you can maybe play a
Floyd | mean trick on them to get that tulip, instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | The metallic door slides shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm, mean trick..."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about trick"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT TRICK
Floyd |
Floyd | Apparently you haven't seen the light for what to ask nerds about. A
Floyd | few smart-people in-jokes later, you feel too aliterate to retaliate,
Floyd | worried it might take a thousand years to guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds give amens that MENSA is the greatest social group ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about pirate"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT PIRATE
Floyd |
Floyd | Apparently you haven't seen the light for what to ask nerds about. A
Floyd | few smart-people in-jokes later, you feel too aliterate to retaliate,
Floyd | worried it might take a thousand years to guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about mess"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT MESS
Floyd |
Floyd | Apparently you haven't seen the light for what to ask nerds about. A
Floyd | few smart-people in-jokes later, you feel too aliterate to retaliate,
Floyd | worried it might take a thousand years to guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about tinfoil"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT TINFOIL
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about noise"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT NOISE
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct. All the
Floyd | same, you're a bit annoyed, and you wonder if you can maybe play a
Floyd | mean trick on them to get that tulip, instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "i wonder why dw recommended sheath over noise bag"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a keycard
Floyd |   a termite emitter
Floyd |   a sheath
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "what's the sheath for?"
jenrexrode says, "maybe the tulip"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x sheath"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a dull grey, with the words FOR GREAT QUIETNESS inscribed in some
Floyd | Gothic font.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shows how he cut down a stupider disputer. Others agree,
Floyd | eager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x emitter"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X EMITTER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a small black box, six inches by six inches. It's empty now, you
Floyd | hope. Someone has scratched a circle with a line through it over a
Floyd | dollar sign. It's probably empty after your hijinks.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Special Place is Special
Floyd | It's quiet here, mostly due to the soundproofed walls. It'd make a
Floyd | nice mob combine, but it's a small bunker for nerds who just got sick
Floyd | of the thumping.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the west. It's got no sensor on this side,
Floyd | so you can probably just walk back through it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some nerds and a lit-up tulip here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | It's very solid.
Floyd |
Floyd | A conceders' crescendo follows a claim nerds'd LIKE to help everyday
Floyd | stupid people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "odor"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ODOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see anything here like that, or changeable into that.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shows how he cut down a stupider disputer. Others agree,
Floyd | eager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x walls"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | They've got those perpendicular ridges in sets of three that kill
Floyd | sound. The nerds won't shut up, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Since I'm not omniscient..." Ish, note his tone. Sarcastic, arctic
Floyd | ass.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "wear sheath"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | You put on the sheath.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "hey"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan walls"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN WALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You're wearing generic, comfortable and inoffensive clothes, which
Floyd | have enough pockets for a modest inventory.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a keycard
Floyd |   a termite emitter
Floyd |   a sheath (being worn)
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | A conceders' crescendo follows a claim nerds'd LIKE to help everyday
Floyd | stupid people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "silence nerds"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SILENCE NERDS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put tulip in sheath"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT TULIP IN SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the lit-up tulip)
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shoots a hand out. "You have to ASK NERDS the right thing
Floyd | before you can get it. What do you want it for? ASK us, don't TELL
Floyd | us."
Floyd |
Floyd | That was kind of abrasive. You wonder if there's a way to disrupt
Floyd | their little gathering if you can't figure what to ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds give amens that MENSA is the greatest social group ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "show sheath to nerds"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOW SHEATH TO NERDS
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds are unimpressed.
Floyd |
Floyd | A conceders' crescendo follows a claim nerds'd LIKE to help everyday
Floyd | stupid people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Can we quite them with the sheath?"
jenrexrode asks, "why can i wear a sheath?"
Zach says, "*quiet"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "take off sheath"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE OFF SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | It'd be too awkward to carry.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "huh?"
Zach says, "We must be wearing a belt"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x sheath"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a dull grey, with the words FOR GREAT QUIETNESS inscribed in some
Floyd | Gothic font.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x words"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X  WORDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x words"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WORDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the metallic door)
Floyd | The door slides open as you step near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. The tracks are east and, it seems, so is
Floyd | the noise--it's louder here than anywhere else. You suspect the
Floyd | darkness to the east is where your destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it's no longer
Floyd | sparking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm, maybe we should have gone with the 'noise bag' flower"
jenrexrode says, "yeah, i am wondering why this was suggeste"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "remove sheath"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMOVE SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | It'd be too awkward to carry.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Want to try that?"
jenrexrode says, "i guess we're stuck withthe sheeath on anyway"
jenrexrode says, "sure"
Zach says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf17"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. It's a bit dark, but not as bad as to the
Floyd | east, which is where the noise may be coming from--it's louder here
Floyd | than anywhere else. You suspect the darkness to the east is where your
Floyd | destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it seems to be
Floyd | sparking quite a bit, so best not to step on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           2/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a gardenia
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf18"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Elf Row's Flowers
Floyd | You're in a flower shop manned (elfed?) by faeries. You can go back
Floyd | west to the camp.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see some freesia faeries, some heaths and some begonias here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take begonias"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BEGONIAS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remember, adventurer! The flowers cannot be used for violence. They
Floyd | may be a suitable vessel."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | A Yell Alley
Floyd | This dead-end alley is littered with words, which almost drown out the
Floyd | intense beats heard elsewhere in the city, and garbage. Only way out
Floyd | is back east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A motto is here. It's on a placard, which would be wholly unnoticeable
Floyd | and useless among all the garbage but for how bad a motto it
Floyd | is.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "tomato"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOMATO
Floyd |
Floyd | The motto--that is, both words and paper--curls up and bundles into a
Floyd | small sphere, and you almost drop it. Amazingly, it's not icky-soft or
Floyd | anything, and it doesn't smell TOO bad.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Ol' Hotel
Floyd | What would a beaten-down city be without an ol' hotel? Both have seen
Floyd | better days, but this place has been trashed hardest. Everything's
Floyd | boarded up, and the only way out is east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A scary Night Thing is here, sitting on some sort of mattress.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ketchup bottle lies here, torn apart--and you have a prime suspect
Floyd | in the Night Thing that is roaring nearby.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "throw tomato at potato"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW TOMATO AT POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | A direct hit! The tomato goes into the cruel ulcer, and the Night
Floyd | Thing smiles at first at the ketchupiness of the tomato. Then the
Floyd | inner rottenness and backwards logic from the (oops, a) motto kicks
Floyd | in. The beast wonders what sort of villain would DO that to ketchup.
Floyd | It looks at you in fear, sure you have more where that came from, and
Floyd | retreats into an unseen hole, scratching and clawing.
Floyd |
Floyd | The mattress the Night Thing was on is slightly but noticeably bumpy.
Floyd | It's also ripped open, and it's concealing something rather badly.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take machine"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            5/17
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cordoned Red Condo
Floyd | The beats aren't audible here, but conversation voices rant on. The
Floyd | talkers seem to take you for a stalker, but nobody wants to get too
Floyd | close. A barnacled candelabra hangs above, antlers are attached to a
Floyd | wall, and carpets provide garish spectra on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | All in all, this place probably has a high property value, and people
Floyd | would be horrified if something happened to make it drop.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some dry cake is here. Nobody else is lower-class enough to eat it,
Floyd | but everyone's making sure nobody lower-class nabs it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | It's dark that way. You step on a pliers and turn back before hitting
Floyd | any more perils.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "turn on machine"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "keycard"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The chatterers would have something to talk about at their next
Floyd | get-together. Like the weirdo who did something scary to that cake and
Floyd | got arrested. Ix-nay on the agic-may 'til they're gone.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Ol' Hotel
Floyd | What would a beaten-down city be without an ol' hotel? Both have seen
Floyd | better days, but this place has been trashed hardest. Everything's
Floyd | boarded up, and the only way out is east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ketchup bottle lies here, torn apart--and you have a prime suspect
Floyd | in the Night Thing that was here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The mattress still conforms to the shape of the night thing that sat
Floyd | on it--but it also has a bump in one corner.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x mattress"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MATTRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | The Smartest Mattress doesn't have a one-page proof of Fermat's Last
Floyd | Theorem in it or anything. It just "remembers" the shape of whatever
Floyd | sat on it for a long, long time. The bump in the mattress is obvious
Floyd | enough that you have to take another look. You find a small machine
Floyd | labeled, apparently, a termite emitter, and you take it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take machine"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a termite emitter
Floyd |   some begonias
Floyd |   a barcode
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cordoned Red Condo
Floyd | The beats aren't audible here, but conversation voices rant on. The
Floyd | talkers seem to take you for a stalker, but nobody wants to get too
Floyd | close. A barnacled candelabra hangs above, antlers are attached to a
Floyd | wall, and carpets provide garish spectra on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | All in all, this place probably has a high property value, and people
Floyd | would be horrified if something happened to make it drop.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some dry cake is here. Nobody else is lower-class enough to eat it,
Floyd | but everyone's making sure nobody lower-class nabs it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "turn on machine"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You activate. They vacate it. It's like a petard--those who prated,
Floyd | depart and ratchet down the chatter. The emitter dies down after the
Floyd | last termite escapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "keycard"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          7/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The dry metallic cake turns into a dry metallic keycard, which you
Floyd | take for yourself. Hooray, technology.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            7/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You migrate, ragtime music in your head. From the south, some camped
Floyd | folks decamp for har-hars and rah-rahs. "Roaches scare! Ho!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You're the camp's scamp now, so to speak. I bet you could even take
Floyd | that corn now!
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cordoned red condo you're not welcome back at is to the north. You
Floyd | hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. Despite
Floyd | your heroism with the cake in the condo, he barely acknolwedges you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "controls"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            8/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CONTROLS
Floyd |
Floyd | The different-colored kernels only flatten out as the lost corn
Floyd | collapses into a circuit board. The controls you possess--for
Floyd | whatever--seem powerful.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         8/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           8/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. It's a bit dark, but not as bad as to the
Floyd | east, which is where the noise may be coming from--it's louder here
Floyd | than anywhere else. You suspect the darkness to the east is where your
Floyd | destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it seems to be
Floyd | sparking quite a bit, so best not to step on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           8/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd | The velcro strip is just the thing to climb the wall and reach the
Floyd | small recess.
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain (on the fuzzy looking wall)
Floyd | You're in a train station. It's a bit dark, but not as bad as to the
Floyd | east, which is where the noise may be coming from--it's louder here
Floyd | than anywhere else. You suspect the darkness to the east is where your
Floyd | destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, though you may need to get off the wall
Floyd | first. A rail is to the east--it seems to be sparking quite a bit, so
Floyd | best not to step on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put controls in recess"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CONTROLS IN RECESS
Floyd |
Floyd | They fit well. One of the red buttons starts blinking and whirring,
Floyd | and you flip the switch by it and, BAM! You hear a rush of power. The
Floyd | lights in the tunnel to the east seem to flicker and go stronger.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You get off the fuzzy looking wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. The tracks are east and, it seems, so is
Floyd | the noise--it's louder here than anywhere else. You suspect the
Floyd | darkness to the east is where your destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it's no longer
Floyd | sparking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put barcode on keycard"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BARCODE ON KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | You unpeel the barcode, slap it on the keycard, and it is a perfect
Floyd | fit! Also, you stuff the adhesive backing in your pocket, where you
Floyd | forget about it until you can find a proper garbage can. You haven't
Floyd | seen any in this city yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put keycard on sensor"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KEYCARD ON SENSOR
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you know? It works! The door slides open!
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You swipe your keycard and go east as the door opens.
Floyd |
Floyd | Special Place is Special
Floyd | It's quiet here, mostly due to the soundproofed walls. It'd make a
Floyd | nice mob combine, but it's a small bunker for nerds who just got sick
Floyd | of the thumping. You suspect the actual entertainment center's in
Floyd | back, and you'd have to learn a secret handshake or something to get
Floyd | there. But you've got a city to save.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the west. It's got no sensor on this side,
Floyd | so you can probably just walk back through it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some nerds and a lit-up tulip here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds give amens that MENSA is the greatest social group ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | The metallic door slides shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "noise bag"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NOISE BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | The begonias twirl and create a bag. One with weird triangular spikes
Floyd | on the inside. You exclaim surprise at it--the bag whooshes every time
Floyd | you say something.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Since I'm not omniscient..." Ish, note his tone. Sarcastic, arctic
Floyd | ass.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open bag"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the noise bag.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "give bag to nerds"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE BAG TO NERDS
Floyd |
Floyd | They aren't big on material things. They probably prefer to show how
Floyd | smart they are.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about bag"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct. All the
Floyd | same, you're a bit annoyed, and you wonder if you can maybe play a
Floyd | mean trick on them to get that tulip, instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | A conceders' crescendo follows a claim nerds'd LIKE to help everyday
Floyd | stupid people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "use bag on nerds"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > USE BAG ON NERDS
Floyd |
Floyd | Use is a bit too vague for this game's parser to understand. You can
Floyd | SWITCH something, or PUT something IN/ON something, or even ATTACH
Floyd | something to something. You can PUSH a button or OPEN something, as
Floyd | well. Specific items should clue you what to do if you EXAMINE them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "put bag on nerds"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BAG ON NERDS
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on the nerds would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x bag"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | It's labeled OPEN TO CAPTURE NOISES.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Since I'm not omniscient..." Ish, note his tone. Sarcastic, arctic
Floyd | ass.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open bag"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds give amens that MENSA is the greatest social group ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "close bag"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You close the noise bag.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Since I'm not omniscient..." Ish, note his tone. Sarcastic, arctic
Floyd | ass.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "look in bag"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | It's labeled OPEN TO CAPTURE NOISES.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open bag. drop bag"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BAG. DROP BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | I noticed you used a period to separate commands. Unfortunately, the
Floyd | parser in Inform seems to have an extremely obscure bug (#1011 at
Floyd | inform7.com) that interacts with the solution to this game if you
Floyd | separate commands with periods. It was noticed near the release
Floyd | deadline, and it manifests itself when you refer to an in-game item or
Floyd | person or thing as one in a series of commands, usually three or more.
Floyd |
Floyd | I do this not to call out the people who've worked so hard on making
Floyd | Inform 7 robust and accessible but to warn you that there are certain
Floyd | commands you may wish to type by themselves, because this game taxes
Floyd | the parser. I accept if you choose to downgrade this game as a judge
Floyd | because of this, or because I may be wrong that the bug is on Inform's
Floyd | end.
Floyd |
Floyd | This warning won't appear again. Hit any key to continue.
Zach pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | This warning won't appear again. Hit any key to continue.
Floyd | You open the noise bag.
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds give amens that MENSA is the greatest social group ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | You shouldn't need to drop that. You have enough hands and pockets.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "drop bag"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You shouldn't need to drop that. You have enough hands and pockets.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shows how mediums are for dummies. Others agree, eager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "nerds about noise"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about noise"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT NOISE
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x shoes"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SHOES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "hm, the only other noise is in the train station"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the metallic door)
Floyd | The door slides open as you step near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cordoned red condo you're not welcome back at is to the north. You
Floyd | hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. Despite
Floyd | your heroism with the cake in the condo, he barely acknolwedges you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open bag"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You'd probably be recognized and arrested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. The tracks are east and, it seems, so is
Floyd | the noise--it's louder here than anywhere else. You suspect the
Floyd | darkness to the east is where your destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it's no longer
Floyd | sparking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "capture noise"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CAPTURE NOISE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open bag"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "close bag"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You close the noise bag.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "I wonder if we had to capture the noise in the condo"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x bag"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | It's labeled OPEN TO CAPTURE NOISES.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "open bag"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the noise bag.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put noise in bag"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT NOISE IN BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | Tautology?! Got ya, lout!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Mind if I try that?"
jenrexrode says, "instead of the termite emitter/"
jenrexrode says, "okay"
Zach says, "Maybe both"
Zach says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf18"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Elf Row's Flowers
Floyd | You're in a flower shop manned (elfed?) by faeries. You can go back
Floyd | west to the camp.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see some freesia faeries, some heaths and some begonias here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take begonias"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BEGONIAS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remember, adventurer! The flowers cannot be used for violence. They
Floyd | may be a suitable vessel."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          3/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cordoned Red Condo
Floyd | The beats aren't audible here, but conversation voices rant on. The
Floyd | talkers seem to take you for a stalker, but nobody wants to get too
Floyd | close. A barnacled candelabra hangs above, antlers are attached to a
Floyd | wall, and carpets provide garish spectra on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | All in all, this place probably has a high property value, and people
Floyd | would be horrified if something happened to make it drop.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some dry cake is here. Nobody else is lower-class enough to eat it,
Floyd | but everyone's making sure nobody lower-class nabs it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "noise bag"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NOISE BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | The begonias twirl and create a bag. One with weird triangular spikes
Floyd | on the inside. You exclaim surprise at it--the bag whooshes every time
Floyd | you say something.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open bag"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the noise bag.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take cake"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel a slap on your hand from someone who mentions Doc Bleak gave
Floyd | a creep a crepe once. A bold cake blockade! Someone else takes a turn
Floyd | watching you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                4/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | A Yell Alley
Floyd | This dead-end alley is littered with words, which almost drown out the
Floyd | intense beats heard elsewhere in the city, and garbage. Only way out
Floyd | is back east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A motto is here. It's on a placard, which would be wholly unnoticeable
Floyd | and useless among all the garbage but for how bad a motto it
Floyd | is.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "tomato"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOMATO
Floyd |
Floyd | The motto--that is, both words and paper--curls up and bundles into a
Floyd | small sphere, and you almost drop it. Amazingly, it's not icky-soft or
Floyd | anything, and it doesn't smell TOO bad.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               5/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Ol' Hotel
Floyd | What would a beaten-down city be without an ol' hotel? Both have seen
Floyd | better days, but this place has been trashed hardest. Everything's
Floyd | boarded up, and the only way out is east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A scary Night Thing is here, sitting on some sort of mattress.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ketchup bottle lies here, torn apart--and you have a prime suspect
Floyd | in the Night Thing that is roaring nearby.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "throw tomato at potato"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW TOMATO AT POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | A direct hit! The tomato goes into the cruel ulcer, and the Night
Floyd | Thing smiles at first at the ketchupiness of the tomato. Then the
Floyd | inner rottenness and backwards logic from the (oops, a) motto kicks
Floyd | in. The beast wonders what sort of villain would DO that to ketchup.
Floyd | It looks at you in fear, sure you have more where that came from, and
Floyd | retreats into an unseen hole, scratching and clawing.
Floyd |
Floyd | The mattress the Night Thing was on is slightly but noticeably bumpy.
Floyd | It's also ripped open, and it's concealing something rather badly.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x mattress"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MATTRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | The Smartest Mattress doesn't have a one-page proof of Fermat's Last
Floyd | Theorem in it or anything. It just "remembers" the shape of whatever
Floyd | sat on it for a long, long time. The bump in the mattress is obvious
Floyd | enough that you have to take another look. You find a small machine
Floyd | labeled, apparently, a termite emitter, and you take it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take machine"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | A driveway with a yard view leads north. You hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. His eyes
Floyd | dart between you and the lost corn. Clearly, he resents the work your
Floyd | presence is forcing on him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharp harps are out of tune but a change of pace from the beasts.
Floyd | At least.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cordoned Red Condo
Floyd | The beats aren't audible here, but conversation voices rant on. The
Floyd | talkers seem to take you for a stalker, but nobody wants to get too
Floyd | close. A barnacled candelabra hangs above, antlers are attached to a
Floyd | wall, and carpets provide garish spectra on the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | All in all, this place probably has a high property value, and people
Floyd | would be horrified if something happened to make it drop.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some dry cake is here. Nobody else is lower-class enough to eat it,
Floyd | but everyone's making sure nobody lower-class nabs it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | The conversation changes subject rapidly and randomly. "It can't be a
Floyd | real toxin. It gives relaxation!"
Floyd | .
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "capture conversation"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CAPTURE CONVERSATION
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "open bag"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          6/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's already open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "turn on machine"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          7/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | You activate. They vacate it. It's like a petard--those who prated,
Floyd | depart and ratchet down the chatter. The emitter dies down after the
Floyd | last termite escapes.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x bag"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          7/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BAG
Floyd |
Floyd | It's labeled OPEN TO CAPTURE NOISES.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm"
Zach says (to Floyd), "keycard"
Floyd ]  Cordoned Red Condo (Metros)                          8/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | The dry metallic cake turns into a dry metallic keycard, which you
Floyd | take for yourself. Hooray, technology.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "hm, need a 3rd brain to help us think"
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            8/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You migrate, ragtime music in your head. From the south, some camped
Floyd | folks decamp for har-hars and rah-rahs. "Roaches scare! Ho!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You're the camp's scamp now, so to speak. I bet you could even take
Floyd | that corn now!
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cordoned red condo you're not welcome back at is to the north. You
Floyd | hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | That lost corn is still in that corner. Sorry if that sounds corny.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. Despite
Floyd | your heroism with the cake in the condo, he barely acknolwedges you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "controls"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CONTROLS
Floyd |
Floyd | The different-colored kernels only flatten out as the lost corn
Floyd | collapses into a circuit board. The controls you possess--for
Floyd | whatever--seem powerful.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side. Probably reads something-or-other to let you in.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put barcode on keycard"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         9/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BARCODE ON KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | You unpeel the barcode, slap it on the keycard, and it is a perfect
Floyd | fit! Also, you stuff the adhesive backing in your pocket, where you
Floyd | forget about it until you can find a proper garbage can. You haven't
Floyd | seen any in this city yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put keycard on sensor"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         10/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KEYCARD ON SENSOR
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you know? It works! The door slides open!
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You swipe your keycard and go east as the door opens.
Floyd |
Floyd | Special Place is Special
Floyd | It's quiet here, mostly due to the soundproofed walls. It'd make a
Floyd | nice mob combine, but it's a small bunker for nerds who just got sick
Floyd | of the thumping. You suspect the actual entertainment center's in
Floyd | back, and you'd have to learn a secret handshake or something to get
Floyd | there. But you've got a city to save.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the west. It's got no sensor on this side,
Floyd | so you can probably just walk back through it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some nerds and a lit-up tulip here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | The metallic door slides shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about wall"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | Which do you mean, the fuzzy looking wall, the scraped wall or the
Floyd | cedar wall/walls?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about fuzzy wall"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT FUZZY WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct. All the
Floyd | same, you're a bit annoyed, and you wonder if you can maybe play a
Floyd | mean trick on them to get that tulip, instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | A conceders' crescendo follows a claim nerds'd LIKE to help everyday
Floyd | stupid people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about controls"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT CONTROLS
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about noise"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT NOISE
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct. All the
Floyd | same, you're a bit annoyed, and you wonder if you can maybe play a
Floyd | mean trick on them to get that tulip, instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky arrives, full of fun, but no funk. Zach asks, "Anyone have brains for us?"
inky says, "here I am, knowing nothing about the game whatsoever"
Zach says, "It's OK. We just need to know how to trick some nerds."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x tulip"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TULIP
Floyd |
Floyd | No fickler flicker or slight lights--its twinkle lets it wink for a
Floyd | long while, with no way to turn it off or on.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take tulop"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE TULOP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take tulip"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE TULIP
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shoots a hand out. "You have to ASK NERDS the right thing
Floyd | before you can get it. What do you want it for? ASK us, don't TELL
Floyd | us."
Floyd |
Floyd | That was kind of abrasive. You think of the places you haven't been
Floyd | and the obstacles to getting there.
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds give amens that MENSA is the greatest social group ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x walls"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | They've got those perpendicular ridges in sets of three that kill
Floyd | sound. The nerds won't shut up, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan walls"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN WALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You're wearing generic, comfortable and inoffensive clothes, which
Floyd | have enough pockets for a modest inventory.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   some controls
Floyd |   a keycard
Floyd |   a termite emitter
Floyd |   a noise bag (open but empty)
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shows how mediums are for dummies. Others agree, eager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds how to light ledgge"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS HOW TO LIGHT LEDGGE
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "argh"
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about quest"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT QUEST
Floyd |
Floyd | "He's not smart enough for us, is he?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, if he found his way in, he is!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, he'll have to find the right thing to ask nerds like us about
Floyd | if he wants us to stop talking about him like he's not here."
Floyd |
Floyd | "If he doesn't know what to ask nerds about, he deserves Ed's snark!"
Floyd | Whoever he is.
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds give amens that MENSA is the greatest social group ever.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about dungeons and dragons"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
Floyd |
Floyd | More annoying banter. Perhaps you could disperse them with the right
Floyd | item. They'd deserve it. Though maybe if you keep bugging them,
Floyd | they'll get exasperated and give you better hints than what to ask
Floyd | nerds about.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shows how he cut down a stupider disputer. Others agree,
Floyd | eager.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about station"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT STATION
Floyd |
Floyd | They form a grin ring, but you close your eyes a bit.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about thin ledge"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT THIN LEDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | "You might as well ask dorks like Karkdoss about something that
Floyd | inconsequential!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about girls"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT GIRLS
Floyd |
Floyd | Apparently you haven't seen the light for what to ask nerds about. A
Floyd | few smart-people in-jokes later, you feel too aliterate to retaliate,
Floyd | worried it might take a thousand years to guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about mensa"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT MENSA
Floyd |
Floyd | Apparently you haven't seen the light for what to ask nerds about. A
Floyd | few smart-people in-jokes later, you feel too aliterate to retaliate,
Floyd | worried it might take a thousand years to guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Since I'm not omniscient..." Ish, note his tone. Sarcastic, arctic
Floyd | ass.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about anagrams"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT ANAGRAMS
Floyd |
Floyd | Apparently you haven't seen the light for what to ask nerds about. A
Floyd | few smart-people in-jokes later, you feel too aliterate to retaliate,
Floyd | worried it might take a thousand years to guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says, "seen the light seems like a clue"
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about walls"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT WALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | (soundproofed walls)
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about light"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT LIGHT
Floyd |
Floyd | Apparently you haven't seen the light for what to ask nerds about. A
Floyd | few smart-people in-jokes later, you feel too aliterate to retaliate,
Floyd | worried it might take a thousand years to guess.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about tulip"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT TULIP
Floyd |
Floyd | "We've got plenty of light here. You can have it, if you know what to
Floyd | ask us about. And if the tulip would help."
Floyd |
Floyd | A conceders' crescendo follows a claim nerds'd LIKE to help everyday
Floyd | stupid people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about metros"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT METROS
Floyd |
Floyd | The nerds look at each other, wondering why you would ask about that,
Floyd | really. They are sure you have something important to ask them. Maybe
Floyd | somewhere you can't get to or through. They could figure it out if in
Floyd | your shoes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Hmm. Apparently, when you ASK NERDS, you need to come correct. All the
Floyd | same, you're a bit annoyed, and you wonder if you can maybe play a
Floyd | mean trick on them to get that tulip, instead.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear a MENSA-y yesman encourage someone to repeat himself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about darkness"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT DARKNESS
Floyd |
Floyd | "What, you want us to do everything for you? We're exhausted from
Floyd | building this soundproofing. But whatever. Here. Have this lit-up
Floyd | tulip."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Oh thank god"
Zach says, "Guess the question puzzle"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the metallic door)
Floyd | The door slides open as you step near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. It's a bit dark, but not as bad as to the
Floyd | east, which is where the noise may be coming from--it's louder here
Floyd | than anywhere else. You suspect the darkness to the east is where your
Floyd | destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it seems to be
Floyd | sparking quite a bit, so best not to step on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "up"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UP
Floyd |
Floyd | The velcro strip is just the thing to climb the wall and reach the
Floyd | small recess.
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain (on the fuzzy looking wall)
Floyd | You're in a train station. It's a bit dark, but not as bad as to the
Floyd | east, which is where the noise may be coming from--it's louder here
Floyd | than anywhere else. You suspect the darkness to the east is where your
Floyd | destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, though you may need to get off the wall
Floyd | first. A rail is to the east--it seems to be sparking quite a bit, so
Floyd | best not to step on it, yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "put controls in recess"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           13/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT CONTROLS IN RECESS
Floyd |
Floyd | They fit well. One of the red buttons starts blinking and whirring,
Floyd | and you flip the switch by it and, BAM! You hear a rush of power. The
Floyd | lights in the tunnel to the east seem to flicker and go stronger.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           13/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You get off the fuzzy looking wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. The tracks are east and, it seems, so is
Floyd | the noise--it's louder here than anywhere else. You suspect the
Floyd | darkness to the east is where your destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it's no longer
Floyd | sparking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           13/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear an even worse noise as you walk across the tracks. You run
Floyd | back across where you can reflect how it would be nice if you had
Floyd | something in that noise bag to combat...whatever it is there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm, maybe this is where the sheath would have been useful."
Zach says, "We can restore to cf19 where we had that."
jenrexrode says, "ok"
Zach says (to Floyd), "restore"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Zach says (to Floyd), "cf19"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         11/17
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a keycard
Floyd |   a termite emitter
Floyd |   a sheath
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    11/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You swipe your keycard and go east as the door opens.
Floyd |
Floyd | Special Place is Special
Floyd | It's quiet here, mostly due to the soundproofed walls. It'd make a
Floyd | nice mob combine, but it's a small bunker for nerds who just got sick
Floyd | of the thumping.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the west. It's got no sensor on this side,
Floyd | so you can probably just walk back through it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some nerds and a lit-up tulip here.
Floyd |
Floyd | A conceders' crescendo follows a claim nerds'd LIKE to help everyday
Floyd | stupid people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask nerds about darkness"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK NERDS ABOUT DARKNESS
Floyd |
Floyd | "What, you want us to do everything for you? We're exhausted from
Floyd | building this soundproofing. But whatever. Here. Have this lit-up
Floyd | tulip."
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Since I'm not omniscient..." Ish, note his tone. Sarcastic, arctic
Floyd | ass.
Floyd |
Floyd | The metallic door slides shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the metallic door)
Floyd | The door slides open as you step near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. The tracks are east and, it seems, so is
Floyd | the noise--it's louder here than anywhere else. You suspect the
Floyd | darkness to the east is where your destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it's no longer
Floyd | sparking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear an even worse noise as you walk across the tracks. You run
Floyd | back across where you can reflect how it would be nice if you had a
Floyd | weapon in that sheath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Hmm"
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | The big fuzzy wall is that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | The tracks are east, and the city is back north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oh i missed the tulip"
Zach says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a lit-up tulip
Floyd |   a keycard
Floyd |   a termite emitter
Floyd |   a sheath
Floyd |   some velcro (being worn)
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x tulip"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TULIP
Floyd |
Floyd | No fickler flicker or slight lights--its twinkle lets it wink for a
Floyd | long while, with no way to turn it off or on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "were ther some words to turn into a sword somewhere?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You swipe your keycard and go east as the door opens.
Floyd |
Floyd | Special Place is Special
Floyd | It's quiet here, mostly due to the soundproofed walls. It'd make a
Floyd | nice mob combine, but it's a small bunker for nerds who just got sick
Floyd | of the thumping.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the west. It's got no sensor on this side,
Floyd | so you can probably just walk back through it.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see some nerds here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...How I do it, idiot."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sword"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SWORD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see anything here like that, or changeable into that.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone shows how he cut down a stupider disputer. Others agree,
Floyd | eager.
Floyd |
Floyd | The metallic door slides shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x sheath"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a dull grey, with the words FOR GREAT QUIETNESS inscribed in some
Floyd | Gothic font.
Floyd |
Floyd | "...butler I rebuilt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "well there's words on the sheath, heh"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan tulip"
Floyd ]  Special Place is Special (Metros)                    12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN TULIP
Floyd |
Floyd | "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting to
Floyd | get different results!" one of them says. Stiff high-fives follow all
Floyd | around.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone blames the dim-led middle for This Whole Mess.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | (first opening the metallic door)
Floyd | The door slides open as you step near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan tulip"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN TULIP
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | The metallic door slides shut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "sheathe sword"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHEATHE SWORD
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan sheathe"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SHEATHE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan sheath"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider buzzes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan saltine"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SALTINE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Hmm, have we seen anything "ragged"?"
jenrexrode asks, "anything we can do with that art or ad?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. The tracks are east and, it seems, so is
Floyd | the noise--it's louder here than anywhere else. You suspect the
Floyd | darkness to the east is where your destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it's no longer
Floyd | sparking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan art"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN ART
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan ad"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN AD
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x art"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ART
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a typical train depot PSA saying "DON'T PIRATE." You hope the
Floyd | creator wasn't paid. Rotten stuff.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "read ad"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ AD
Floyd |
Floyd | It references some dead fad while proclaiming TRANSIT FOR ARTISAN AND
Floyd | TSARINA.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan machine"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x keycard"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KEYCARD
Floyd |
Floyd | It's plain and metallic, with a barcode that might help with optical
Floyd | scanners.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You hear an even worse noise as you walk across the tracks. You run
Floyd | back across where you can reflect how it would be nice if you had a
Floyd | weapon in that sheath.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sword"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SWORD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see anything here like that, or changeable into that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Ol' Hotel
Floyd | What would a beaten-down city be without an ol' hotel? Both have seen
Floyd | better days, but this place has been trashed hardest. Everything's
Floyd | boarded up, and the only way out is east.
Floyd |
Floyd | A ketchup bottle lies here, torn apart--and you have a prime suspect
Floyd | in the Night Thing that was here.
Floyd |
Floyd | The mattress still conforms to the shape of the night thing that sat
Floyd | on it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x bottle"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOTTLE
Floyd |
Floyd | It is THE PUCK brand ketchup. They apparently put, heck, whatever they
Floyd | want in it! And you'll like it that way!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take bottle"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BOTTLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Trust me. You don't need it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan bottle"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN BOTTLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan mattress"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN MATTRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x mattress"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MATTRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | The Smartest Mattress doesn't have a one-page proof of Fermat's Last
Floyd | Theorem in it or anything. It just "remembers" the shape of whatever
Floyd | sat on it for a long, long time. It doesn't seem to have held anything
Floyd | other than the termite emitter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sit"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIT
Floyd |
Floyd | (on the the slider's screen)
Floyd | That's not something you can sit down on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sit on mattress"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIT ON MATTRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | On that mattress? Eww.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "put sheath on mattress"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT SHEATH ON MATTRESS
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on the smartest mattress would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "sleep"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SLEEP
Floyd |
Floyd | On that mattress? Eww.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x sheath"
Floyd ]  The Ol' Hotel (Metros)                               12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a dull grey, with the words FOR GREAT QUIETNESS inscribed in some
Floyd | Gothic font.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "That would like sleeping with everyone that ever slept on that mattress."
jenrexrode says, "wah"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cordoned red condo you're not welcome back at is to the north. You
Floyd | hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. Despite
Floyd | your heroism with the cake in the condo, he barely acknolwedges you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
inky asks, "what does it mean if the slider buzzes?"
Zach says, "We've already anagramed that object."
Zach says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | The sharp harps are out of tune but a change of pace from the beasts.
Floyd | At least.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x dead beat"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DEAD BEAT
Floyd |
Floyd | He's wearing some of the hardest-trashed threads you've seen. You know
Floyd | he's a deadbeat because his t-shirt says DEAD BEAT DEADBEAT. Which
Floyd | fits in with this world, yes, but about as half-donkeyed as possible.
Floyd | Oh, and he has a ridiculous goatee, too.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Elf Row's Flowers
Floyd | You're in a flower shop manned (elfed?) by faeries. You can go back
Floyd | west to the camp.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see some freesia faeries and some begonias here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ask faeries about sheath"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK FAERIES ABOUT SHEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | They possess wisdom humans never will, but they can't help you with
Floyd | the physical realm, beyond flowers.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan faeries"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN FAERIES
Floyd |
Floyd | You sense that would be a breach of some magical etiquette you don't
Floyd | understand.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "take begonias"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BEGONIAS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Remember, adventurer! The flowers cannot be used for violence. They
Floyd | may be a suitable vessel."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "heaths"
Floyd ]  Elf Row's Flowers (Metros)                           12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HEATHS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't seem to reverse what you did.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cordoned red condo you're not welcome back at is to the north. You
Floyd | hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. Despite
Floyd | your heroism with the cake in the condo, he barely acknolwedges you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                12/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | A Yell Alley
Floyd | This dead-end alley is littered with words, which almost drown out the
Floyd | intense beats heard elsewhere in the city, and garbage. Only way out
Floyd | is back east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "yay"
Zach says (to Floyd), "sword"
Floyd ]  A Yell Alley (Metros)                                13/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SWORD
Floyd |
Floyd | The words go slippery, claiming they didn't mean themselves, giving
Floyd | passive-aggressive threats. But it is too late--they fade, and a sword
Floyd | appears materially.
Floyd |
Floyd | You sensibly put the sword--as slippery as the final words--into your
Floyd | sheath.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Cramped Red Camp (Metros)                            13/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Cramped Red Camp
Floyd | Here in this cross between a platform and farm plot lie the shocking
Floyd | red tents of the terminally un- and under-employed. You are quickly
Floyd | excluded from this once-mum commune, since you seem actually busy. An
Floyd | alley lies to the west, a posh shop is to the east, and back south is
Floyd | where you started from.
Floyd |
Floyd | The cordoned red condo you're not welcome back at is to the north. You
Floyd | hear painful music.
Floyd |
Floyd | A deadbeat is sitting on the ground here, looking dead beat. Despite
Floyd | your heroism with the cake in the condo, he barely acknolwedges you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Undesired Underside (Metros)                         13/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Undesired Underside
Floyd | This is some sort of seedy underground intersection with a train
Floyd | station south. You can also go north to what looks like a camp. You
Floyd | see the down escalator you came by. A building to the west advertises
Floyd | itself as The Ol' Hotel.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large metallic door is to the east. It has a warning graphic
Floyd | repelling any old riff-raff from entering. There's also a sensor off
Floyd | to the side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "s"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Er, Train Terrain (Metros)                           13/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Er, Train Terrain
Floyd | You're in a train station. The tracks are east and, it seems, so is
Floyd | the noise--it's louder here than anywhere else. You suspect the
Floyd | darkness to the east is where your destiny lies.
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back north, and there's a fuzzy looking wall to the west,
Floyd | too. You notice pointed art and a faded ad on it, but the small recess
Floyd | near the top seems more useful. A rail is to the east--it's no longer
Floyd | sparking.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            13/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | Your lit-up tulip gives a welcoming anemic glow. You're ready to
Floyd | tackle whatever's lying craven in the cavern.
Floyd |
Floyd | Obscure Sub-Core
Floyd | You're in a formerly dark passageway that houses the force responsible
Floyd | for all the pain in the metropolis. You feel like a movie star, with
Floyd | the beats pulsing in the background to lead you on to defeating--oh,
Floyd | wait. The beats ARE what you're trying to defeat.
Floyd |
Floyd | A siren kicks in, to make things even more head-achingly techno up in
Floyd | here. It's off to your side. It's noisy enough, you're not getting
Floyd | near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x siren"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            13/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SIREN
Floyd |
Floyd | Blue and red and flashing and very loud. You'd love to pound it into a
Floyd | powder.
Floyd |
Floyd | RRIIEEUUWW. That siren just won't shut up. Man, you just want
Floyd | to pound it into a powder.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "risen"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            13/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RISEN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan siren"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            13/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SIREN
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   BBGBR
Floyd |
Floyd | RRIIEEUUWW. That siren just won't shut up. Man, you just want
Floyd | to pound it into a powder.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "rinse"
Zach says (to Floyd), "resin"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            14/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESIN
Floyd |
Floyd | The siren makes some even more spastic noises before grinding into
Floyd | resin powder. You scoop it up and put some on your hands, which feel
Floyd | sticky now. You feel your chances of defeating the beats has risen,
Floyd | unless you rinse.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "oops"
jenrexrode says, "didnt read it right"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            14/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Obscure Sub-Core
Floyd | You're in a formerly dark passageway that houses the force responsible
Floyd | for all the pain in the metropolis. You feel like a movie star, with
Floyd | the beats pulsing in the background to lead you on to defeating--oh,
Floyd | wait. The beats ARE what you're trying to defeat.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            14/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no easy way out. But you sense you have what you need.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan beats"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            14/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN BEATS
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   GBBRB
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "beast"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x resin"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            14/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RESIN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "beast"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            15/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BEAST
Floyd |
Floyd | The beats turn into a beast which also yells, but at least it's not
Floyd | that constant electronic thumping. The thing has to take time to
Floyd | breathe. It's an improvement. Well, for your survival chances.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x beast"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            15/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BEAST
Floyd |
Floyd | It's blob-shaped with one tooth and one eye and inside-out headphones
Floyd | that still transmit music.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "kill beast with sword"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            15/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KILL BEAST WITH SWORD
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to kill the beast.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x sword"
Floyd ]  Obscure Sub-Core (Metros)                            15/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SWORD
Floyd |
Floyd | It's sheathed now. It's not really worth admiring. The handle looks
Floyd | slippery.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "attack beast"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ATTACK BEAST
Floyd |
Floyd | The sword is yours, and you grab it firmly in your resined hands!
Floyd |
Floyd | Your sword acts as a microphone, converting the beast's beats to
Floyd | equally horrendous lyrics and providing feedback that makes it wince.
Floyd | It gives an owly yowl and runs off, sobbing. People can finally think
Floyd | again! "You're quite a Smiter, Mister! You gave the monster no terms!
Floyd | You merit this mitre!" someone says. But all you want is to get on
Floyd | with your quest. The escalator in the undesired underside is rigged to
Floyd | go up. You get a pared parade and, for slower fun, plant a sunflower
Floyd | before returning to the Trips Strip.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulations! Metros node: done!
Floyd | "Yeah! Heya." says Eric Rice, again. "Nice work up in the metros. Oo,
Floyd | more stuff. Let me take it. You go get relaxing now in your Roman
Floyd | Manor." Before you can thank him, he's gone.
jenrexrode says, "yay"
Zach says, "woohoo"
Zach pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 3/4
Floyd | Manor." Before you can thank him, he's gone.
Floyd | Trips Strip
Floyd | You see what was once a bunch of small malls. Most lots appear vacant
Floyd | or dilapidated.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a down escalator here, but it's not worth revisiting the
Floyd | metros.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some stairs lead down from the wreckage of store I, further than you
Floyd | can see. But no sense looking--you know what's there, and you've taken
Floyd | care of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a forest here where store F was, but you probably don't need
Floyd | to go back there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x malls"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 3/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MALLS
Floyd |
Floyd | Of the various stores you see, only store r looks like you can do
Floyd | anything with it. Store r finally looks like you can visit. A few
Floyd | others seem greyed-out, like in a video game or something. There can't
Floyd | be anything in any of them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Oh, that was the optional mall"
inky has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
Zach says (to Floyd), "roster"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 3/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ROSTER
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | The roster on the front of store R reads: "People who have earned a
Floyd | vacation: you (well, go on!)"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 3/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER
Floyd |
Floyd | You've been there, done that. Big city life is not for you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter store r"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 3/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER STORE R
Floyd |
Floyd | It's closed and locked, and you won't find a key. Maybe you can do
Floyd | something else to it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "storer"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 3/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STORER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "resort"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 4/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESORT
Floyd |
Floyd | Store R rumbles and reforms into something far posher. A huge resort!
Floyd | You see, in the distance, a manor that seems made for you. "I know
Floyd | what you're looking at!" calls Old Man Almond. "You've earned it! For
Floyd | defeating Red Bull Burdell!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Before you reply you haven't, he's already run behind store 7, yelling
Floyd | "Go! Rest!"
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "restort"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 4/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "enter manor"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 4/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER MANOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "resort"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 4/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESORT
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | Man, it's beautiful, spacious and sunny. Even sunnier than the Trips
Floyd | Strip, which is much nicer since you started cleaning up, but still...
Floyd |
Floyd | (You can say the name of the resort now to enter it. There's nothing
Floyd | more hidden in its description.)
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "roman manor"
Floyd ]  Trips Strip (Stores)                                 4/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ROMAN MANOR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "resort"
Floyd ]  Tiles (Resort)                                       0/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESORT
Floyd |
Floyd | (entering instead)
Floyd | You stride into the resort thinking "Gee. Damn. Endgame." But it is a
Floyd | mirage! You're gamier than to let that bother you, though, even though
Floyd | you hardly seem to be in paradise.
Floyd |
Floyd | Tiles
Floyd | Tiles, tiles, tiles. As far as you can see. Different colors, but this
Floyd | doesn't look like a comfortable place for a nice long vacation. Your
Floyd | slider jostles a bit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan tiles"
Floyd ]  Tiles (Resort)                                       0/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN TILES
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   B
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Ready to stop for the day?"
jenrexrode says, "ok"
Zach says, "huh"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x slider"
Floyd ]  Tiles (Resort)                                       0/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | Your slider's not near anything, but it's registering RGBBB.
Floyd |
*** SESSION THREE ***
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Tiles (Resort)                                       0/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Tiles
Floyd | Tiles, tiles, tiles. As far as you can see. Different colors, but this
Floyd | doesn't look like a comfortable place for a nice long vacation. Your
Floyd | slider jostles a bit.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x slider"
Floyd ]  Tiles (Resort)                                       0/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | Your slider's not near anything, but it's registering RGBBB.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Tiles (Resort)                                       0/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "This is a new area. We don't really know where we are."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan tiles"
Floyd ]  Tiles (Resort)                                       0/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN TILES
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   B
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "uh what?"
Zach says, "But it looks like the slider can be anagramed"
Jacqueline asks (of jen), "uh what what?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan slider"
Floyd ]  Tiles (Resort)                                       0/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | If it were detectable, you'd have gone crazy from the beeping by now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "l ider s"
jenrexrode says, "haha"
Zach says, "Whoops, wrong numbers of letters"
Chief_0110 I used the other device in my playthrough. I figured the slide would be a pain. Jacqueline says (to Chief), "Please try to keep your conversation on the channel during game play to ensure a clean transcript."
Jacqueline says, "Thanks. :)"
jenrexrode says, "it's supposed to say RRBGG or somesuch, not just B"
Zach says (to Floyd), "islet"
Floyd ]  Islet (Resort)                                       1/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ISLET
Floyd |
Floyd | The tiles crumble and shift around.
Floyd |
Floyd | Islet
Floyd | Well, this is a little more idyllic. But it's all sand and so small,
Floyd | it can't be the one you were promised. You can see land way to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a rudimentary swing hanging from a tree here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a large-ish rock here.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x scanner"
Floyd ]  Islet (Resort)                                       1/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SCANNER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 says, "sorry, trying to get used to shortcut commands. it's a pain to type #clubfloyd every time."
Zach says, "When we examined the scanner the first time it gave use the "tiles" hint"
Zach says, "s/use/us"
jenrexrode says, "oh yeah, I remember thinking islet a couple of weeks ago, now"
Zach says, "Suuure"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x swing"
Floyd ]  Islet (Resort)                                       1/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SWING
Floyd |
Floyd | The swing is made of twine and hangs from a tree branch high up. You
Floyd | won't get to untie it, but you can see something scratched on the
Floyd | tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x tree"
Floyd ]  Islet (Resort)                                       1/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TREE
Floyd |
Floyd | It has ALOFT scratched into it. An arrow points down to the swing, as
Floyd | if to say, the tree can't help you fly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "float"
Zach says (to Floyd), "float"
Floyd ]  Islet (Resort)                                       1/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FLOAT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "aw"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "wings"
Floyd ]  Islet (Resort)                                       2/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | The old swing's ropes defray and the seat somehow transmogrifies. You
Floyd | see a pair of wings. They don't look like they'll last too long, but
Floyd | they're better than nothing. You take them.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "nice"
Zach says, "yay"
Zach asks, "Up?"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Islet (Resort)                                       2/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   some wings
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x rock"
Floyd ]  Islet (Resort)                                       2/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROCK
Floyd |
Floyd | It's holey, like a sponge, but not any less dense for that--it's
Floyd | scratched to read FLOAT.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "I guess both the tree and rock are just hints?"
jenrexrode says, "oh, you said scanner instead of slider"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Islet (Resort)                                       2/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Islet
Floyd | Well, this is a little more idyllic. But it's all sand and so small,
Floyd | it can't be the one you were promised. You can see land way to the
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | You see a large-ish rock here, but it seems less potentially useful
Floyd | now you have the wings.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Whoops, coffee isn't doing its job"
Zach says, "Wings always beats rock"
jenrexrode says, "heh"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         2/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You put on the wings for your flight. The wings last just long enough
Floyd | for you to get to the landmass you see before shredding into the wind.
Floyd | But it probably doesn't matter now--you're across to some sort of
Floyd | mainland.
Floyd |
Floyd | An Odd Low Woodland
Floyd | You've reached an odd low woodland. There's a gigantic set of poles
Floyd | off to the east. Also, a toolshed that's in bad shape.
Floyd |
Floyd | A spore, about a foot long, is here. Imagine what it could grow into.
Floyd |
Floyd | A sprig of some tree or weed you can't identify is here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny asks, "grips?"
jenrexrode says, "and ropes"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x sprig"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         2/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SPRIG
Floyd |
Floyd | Very fragile in its present form.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "grips"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         3/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GRIPS
Floyd |
Floyd | The fragile sprig pops into a pair of suction grips, which you take.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "huzzah"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x spore"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         3/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SPORE
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks too delicate as is to support any weight.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "ropes"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         4/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ROPES
Floyd |
Floyd | The spore grows more quickly than you could imagine, into a couple of
Floyd | long ropes tied together. You wind one around your waist. The
Floyd | combination of grips and ropes is probably enough to make climbing
Floyd | gear. You don't need the toolshed for tools.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "x toolshed"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         4/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TOOLSHED
Floyd |
Floyd | It's metal, with no visible entry or even windows. You notice some
Floyd | outcroppings.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode asks, "outcroppings on a shed?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x outcroppings"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         4/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X OUTCROPPINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | They are something you could put your feet--no, the edge of them--on.
Floyd | They look sturdy enough to hold you, but the problem is, they don't
Floyd | lead anywhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "mysterious"
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan toolshed"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         4/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN TOOLSHED
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   GBBBRBBB
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x poles"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         4/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POLES
Floyd |
Floyd | They are too vertical and smooth to climb. You can't push them--they
Floyd | look quite sturdy and are at least twenty feet tall--but maybe, if
Floyd | they were at an angle... Or you could get a grip somewhere.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says, "slope"
Chief_0110 says, "I never could figure out the shed."
jenrexrode says, "T OOLHED S"
Zach says (to Floyd), "slope"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         5/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SLOPE
Floyd |
Floyd | The poles rumble and slide. You run away, fearing they may go
Floyd | vertically--then you're a bit disappointed to see they're still at a
Floyd | forty-five degree angle.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "TOEHOLDS"
Zach says (to Floyd), "toe holds"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         5/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOE HOLDS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "toeholds"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         7/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOEHOLDS
Floyd |
Floyd | That'll do it! The toolshed crumbles, leaving only the small
Floyd | outcroppings--which somehow fly into the slope.They're plentiful and
Floyd | stable. You could probably climb up now. You probably don't need those
Floyd | tools you made.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by two points.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach jumps up and down
jenrexrode says, "heh heh"
jenrexrode says, "no, climb"
Zach says (to Floyd), "climb"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         7/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB
Floyd |
Floyd | (the the slider's screen)
Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "ha"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  An Odd Low Woodland (Resort)                         7/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | An Odd Low Woodland
Floyd | You've reached an odd low woodland. There's a gigantic slope you could
Floyd | climb off to the east. You see toeholds on the slope.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "i mean instead of jumping :P"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             7/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You make it up the slope with some effort and surprisingly little
Floyd | risk. You didn't even need any climbing gadgets. The toeholds are more
Floyd | like footholds, really.
Floyd |
Floyd | Potshot Hotspot
Floyd | An arid, trod dirt road. East is siesta.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh dear. A horde. Uprisers--surprise--protesting YOU! A full-blown
Floyd | riot.
Floyd |
Floyd | The rioters decry The Villain In The Villa. The one they're blocking
Floyd | you from. Well, you weren't expecting airtight logic.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 says, "Wait here and listen to their remarks."
Zach says (to Floyd), "x horde"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             7/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HORDE
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, you have to admit, there's a wide variety of people protesting
Floyd | you, even if they're not explaining why. The riot will probably be
Floyd | blocking your way to the east, but they don't seem to be attacking
Floyd | you, which is nice.
Floyd |
Floyd | You probably can't take the whole riot at once, but it'd be nice to
Floyd | have a way to weed out most of them.
Floyd |
Floyd | "GO, CURSE-SCOURGE!" the rioters chant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             7/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | Silent.
Floyd |
Floyd | The rioters accuse you of animal cruelty: making monotremes into
Floyd | metronomes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             7/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | Quite quiet.
Floyd |
Floyd | The rioters decry The Villain In The Villa. The one they're blocking
Floyd | you from. Well, you weren't expecting airtight logic.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 says, "Obviously they are yelling quietly."
Jacqueline asks, "A quiet riot?"
Chief_0110 says, "sounds like a band."
Zach says, "yay"
Chief_0110 asks, "Maybe they're whispering their protests?"
Jacqueline says, "You're right about this being a bunch of non-sequiturs, though."
Zach says, "Or telepathy"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan horde"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             7/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN HORDE
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   BBRG
Floyd |
Floyd | The rioters lambaste your work in the forest with a meat slab.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 says, "telepathy would fit the rest of the absurdity of this game."
jenrexrode asks, "why 4 letter?"
Zach asks, "Riot?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "trio"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             8/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TRIO
Floyd |
Floyd | Your word seems to have no effect. But that's just because the least
Floyd | enthusiastic people in the back leave first. Others follow--one of
Floyd | them even drops some chain links. And soon, just three people remain.
Floyd | The most energetic and dedicated, of course, but altering that
Floyd | triangle can't be too hard, can it?
Floyd |
Floyd | It's still a protest. But while three's a crowd, they look similar.
Floyd |
Floyd | You're presented with accusations you'd make the holiest hostile.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny says, "nice"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             8/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Potshot Hotspot
Floyd | An arid, trod dirt road. East is siesta.
Floyd |
Floyd | Three can still be a protest as well as a crowd, apparently. They're
Floyd | blocking your way east.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see some chain links here.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some bitter lug says you're the litterbug throwing darn glass in his
Floyd | grassland.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 says, "Three is still a crowd."
Zach says (to Floyd), "f links"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             8/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > F LINKS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "links"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             8/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LINKS
Floyd |
Floyd | (examining instead)
Floyd | A bunch of ovular links hooked together. Out of the hands of rioters,
Floyd | it'll cause less achin'. You notice they are Made In China. But
Floyd | they're still more violent things than you'd like, this near your
Floyd | manor.
Floyd |
Floyd | The remaining protesters decry The Villain In The Villa. The one
Floyd | they're blocking you from. Well, you weren't expecting airtight logic.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "slink"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             8/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SLINK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan links"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             8/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN LINKS
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   BBBGR
Floyd |
Floyd | One carries an AVENGE GENEVA sign. You've never been there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Johnny asks, "slink?"
Johnny says, "whoops"
jenrexrode asks, "kilns?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "kilns"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             9/13
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 says, "Try it."
Floyd | > KILNS
Floyd |
Floyd | The links burst and swell into luxury kilns. The yelling's loud as
Floyd | ever but increasingly directed at the kilns and not you. The
Floyd | protesters seem distracted.
Floyd |
Floyd | Some bitter lug says you're the litterbug throwing darn glass in his
Floyd | grassland.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             9/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Potshot Hotspot
Floyd | An arid, trod dirt road. East is siesta.
Floyd |
Floyd | Three can still be a protest as well as a crowd, apparently. They're
Floyd | blocking your way east.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see some kilns here.
Floyd |
Floyd | "HILLSIDE SHILL, DIE!" they chant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             9/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | They still outnumber you. And they're still angrier, too. Gotta calm
Floyd | them down.
Floyd |
Floyd | The visceral cavilers continue their masculine calumnies.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             9/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | Item time! You are carrying:
Floyd |   some ropes
Floyd |   some grips
Floyd |   a tinfoil info-lit
Floyd |   a salient saltine
Floyd |   an idlers' slider
Floyd |   a dope tan notepad
Floyd |
Floyd | The tough-on-sin remaining protesters continue on shouting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "Huh, I thought they were distracted?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x road"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             9/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROAD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x kiln"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             9/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KILN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x kilns"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             9/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KILNS
Floyd |
Floyd | You certainly managed to summon the deluxe version. I guess all that
Floyd | practice earlier in the game, you learned how to give your anagrams
Floyd | OOMPH. You gaze at your work proudly, but it's not work you can work
Floyd | with further.
Floyd |
Floyd | "HILLSIDE SHILL, DIE!" they chant.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 asks, "Maybe examine the protesters?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "x protesters"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             9/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PROTESTERS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're all smeared with--huh? Looks like clay?
Floyd |
Floyd | The remaining protesters seem particularly upset you destroyed store I
Floyd | & R.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "bake protesters"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             9/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BAKE PROTESTERS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 says, "haha"
Zach says, "The stores had it coming!"
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan protesters"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             9/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN PROTESTERS
Floyd |
Floyd | Most of the screen goes blue, then a green dot and red dot bounce left
Floyd | and right across the slider screen, and they eventually wind up like
Floyd | so:
Floyd |   GBBBBRB
Floyd |
Floyd | The remaining protesters frame themselves as lackers, you as a
Floyd | slacker.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach asks, "p rotet s ?"
Chief_0110 asks, "maybe protest is the word? What can we make out of that?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "pot rest"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             9/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > POT REST
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can say, do or see here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 asks, "May I try a word?"
jenrexrode says, "yes"
Zach says, "Of course"
Chief_0110 says (to Floyd), "potters"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > POTTERS
Floyd |
Floyd | The trio grows even more lethargic. A fellow in a smock mocks the
Floyd | whole charade before throwing the smock in a corner. He talks with his
Floyd | two friends. Shortly, they see the kilns nearby. They go to work
Floyd | happily.
jenrexrode says, "nice"
Chief_0110 exclaims, "Yay!"
jenrexrode says, "and they like kilns"
Johnny says, "A hundred points to Gryffindor."
Chief_0110 says, "Now they're out of our way."
Zach says (to Johnny), "Let's not turn this into a sectarian conflict"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | happily.You hear a shout from the south and see a man too ham-nosed to
Floyd | be handsome. He washes down some walnuts of wan lust with liquid from
Floyd | a purple metal can labeled Sado-Soda.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I am RED BULL BURDELL!" he shouts, in a voice neither earthy nor
Floyd | hearty. "From my ROOTS to my TORSO!"
Floyd |
Floyd | He's the size of a large hut, bellowing real thug laughter. "Ever
Floyd | since I came over in a CANOE from the OCEAN, I forged my RESPECT
Floyd | SCEPTER from iron noir and put it to great use! Once, you rodents
Floyd | snorted."
Floyd |
Floyd | Moving from angered to enraged, he throws down a battle tablet, which
Floyd | shatters.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I will not waste sweat. GET OUT!!!! My ideal time? IMMEDIATELY!
Floyd | Nuance is nuisance!"
Floyd |
Floyd | The potters flee with their kilns, which had handy wheels you didn't
Floyd | notice, to a mowed meadow. Bad time to maunder unarmed.
Johnny says (to Floyd), "push space"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             10/13
Floyd | notice, to a mowed meadow. Bad time to maunder unarmed.
Floyd | "GET OUT!!!!" yells Red Bull. "Turn, runt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | His boot swings within an inch of your chin.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             10/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | >
Floyd |
Floyd | Broody gape? Ruin!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Run away!"
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             10/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | Not with Red Bull Burdell around you aren't.
Floyd |
Floyd | "GET OUT!!!!" yells Red Bull. "Loser role's yours, pasty patsy!"
Floyd |
Floyd | His boot swings within an inch of your chin again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x red bull"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             10/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RED BULL
Floyd |
Floyd | His face is covered with crass scars. He's more muscly and less clumsy
Floyd | than you, and yet, he has a toe that sticks out. You think back to
Floyd | Achilles for some reason.
Floyd |
Floyd | "GET OUT!!!!" yells Red Bull. "You should BLUSH, SHLUB!"
Floyd |
Floyd | His boot swings within an inch of your chin yet again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 says, "Scan him? That's how our other battles have been fought."
Zach says (to Floyd), "scan red bull"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             10/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN RED BULL
Floyd |
Floyd | He kicks the slider out of the way! You were only able to read BRGBBB.
Floyd | He's not going to let you near it.
Floyd |
Floyd | "GET OUT!!!!" yells Red Bull. "Turn, runt!"
Floyd |
Floyd | His boot swings within an inch of your chin, prompting one of your
Floyd | finest feints.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 asks, "Also, something about his toe in his description?"
Zach asks, "His Achilles toe?"
Chief_0110 asks, "kick it?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "kick toe"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             10/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KICK TOE
Floyd |
Floyd | It'll be clear when you need violence. And how. Hopefully.
Floyd |
Floyd | "GET OUT!!!!" yells Red Bull. "You're SO THIN, you'll get NO HITS on
Floyd | me!"
Floyd |
Floyd | His boot swings within an inch of your chin. Be neat if he got beaten.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 says, "huh. No go."
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "tug toe"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TUG TOE
Floyd |
Floyd | "No go, goon!" you yell, grabbing his toe.
Floyd |
Floyd | You hold on as he yells "HA! Inept!" ...
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             11/13
Floyd | You hold on as he yells "HA! Inept!" ...
Floyd |
Floyd | "THE PAIN!" Burdell's toe yellows, and he yells "OW!" first irately,
Floyd | then tearily, before facing reality--he is shrinking!
Floyd |
Floyd | You ignore the predator's teardrops through a rain of "No fair!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Then he moans "No Mas," fleeing the feeling. Ya won! No way!
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 says, "haha"
Zach says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             11/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Potshot Hotspot
Floyd | An arid, trod dirt road. East is siesta.
Floyd |
Floyd | It's nice and peaceful here, but it's not quite home.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see an idlers' slider here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "He moans "No mas" is rather good."
Zach says (to Floyd), "take slider"
Floyd ]  Potshot Hotspot (Resort)                             11/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | You take the slider, again.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Roman Manor (Resort)                                 11/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Roman Manor
Floyd | You're in a beautiful, big residence. I could ramble about the marble,
Floyd | praise a spire, note the toaster rotates, or sanction what it
Floyd | contains, but really--you sense one last hurdle hurled in your way to
Floyd | happiness.
Floyd |
Floyd | The darned exits are all around, but you just want to do less
Floyd | than nothing. Your slider rattles for hopefully the last time.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says (to Floyd), "scan exits"
Floyd ]  Roman Manor (Resort)                                 11/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCAN EXITS
Floyd |
Floyd | The slider makes no noise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "x slider"
Floyd ]  Roman Manor (Resort)                                 11/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SLIDER
Floyd |
Floyd | Your slider's not near anything, but it's registering GBBRB. That
Floyd | can't be for the manor itself, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Zach says (to Floyd), "exist"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EXIST
Floyd |
Floyd | That is all that's left to do. It's time to become an adventurer
Floyd | emeritus. Perhaps one day you will resume it, but for now, the allures
Floyd | of your laurels are too great. Doing without the outwith, you begin
Floyd | your being binge, mentally writing the happiest epitaths to your
Floyd | vaunted, er, adventure. Where IS that notepad?
Chief_0110 asks, "Do its not manor?"
Johnny pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  Roman Manor (Resort)                                 12/13
Floyd | vaunted, er, adventure. Where IS that notepad?
Floyd | I...what? End a pad with a deadpan: TREMENDOUS = ME (ENDS TOUR).
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Final rank: a smart gamin' anagrammist.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, UNDO the last command or see what you
Floyd | may've MISSED (with minor spoilers for alternate routes) point-wise?
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 says, "Ah"
Jacqueline exclaims, "Nicely done!"
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "score"
Floyd ]  Roman Manor (Resort)                                 12/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCORE
Floyd |
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, UNDO the last command or see what you
Floyd | may've MISSED (with minor spoilers for alternate routes) point-wise?
Floyd | >
Zach says, "Yay!"
Zach says, "But that one last point..."
Chief_0110 asks, "amusing or missed?"
Zach says (to Floyd), "missed"
Floyd ]  Roman Manor (Resort)                                 12/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MISSED
Floyd |
Floyd | --rock was changeable.
Floyd | --you missed a potential Last Lousy Point in the Metros.
Floyd | --there are two diverging ways through the Metros. You can also change
Floyd | the heaths to a sheath, for a slightly different walkthrough.
Floyd | --there are three ways to get the tulip. You can also OPEN NOISE BAG
Floyd | in Special Place after getting begonias or SHOW EMITTER TO DEADBEAT
Floyd | once he's friendly, then use it in Special Place.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, UNDO the last command or see what you
Floyd | may've MISSED (with minor spoilers for alternate routes) point-wise?
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Z), "That's where they get you."
Jacqueline says, "That one last point."
Zach says, "Damn that rock!"
Jacqueline asks, "Cork?"
Chief_0110 says, "rock = cork"
Chief_0110 says, "float across the sea. haha"
Zach) Alex awwwks. "Want cork nut!"
Zach says (to Floyd), "amusing"
Floyd ]  Roman Manor (Resort)                                 12/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > AMUSING
Floyd |
Floyd | Have you tried:
Floyd |
Floyd | --Examinining store c? Several times?
Floyd | --Eating the hot sauce or the taco?
Floyd | --XYZZY several times?
Floyd | --Waiting and listening to the nerds?
Floyd | --Waiting and listening to the protesters?
Floyd | --Waiting and listening to the condo chatter?
Floyd | --Trying to explore the condo before you cleared it?
Floyd | --Saying GOD or GOB in the ghouls' slough?
Floyd | --Changing the toga to a gato?
Floyd | --Putting the barcode on the tomato?
Floyd | --Reading the sidewalk in the trips strip a bunch of times?
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
Floyd | for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, UNDO the last command or see what you
Floyd | may've MISSED (with minor spoilers for alternate routes) point-wise?
Floyd | >
Chief_0110 asks, "So is that all for this week? less than an hour of play?"
Jacqueline says, "Oooh gato"
Jacqueline says, "It was over an hour."
Zach says, "I think I tried that, but I can't remember what it said"
Jacqueline says, "But yeah. In *theory* we go up to two hours. Last week was all day, but we try not to do that."
Zach says (to Chief), "Usually it's more. It's hard to know when a game will end."
Chief_0110 asks, "How long ago did it start?"
Zach says, "This is something like the 3rd session for this game."
Chief_0110 says, "Ah. That will make for some transcript."




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