NightFloyd Transcript:
Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction. |
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genericgeekgirl asks, "So, any particular game you'd like to play?" | ||
Zach says, "Fifteen Minutes sounds interesting" | ||
genericgeekgirl says, "Sounds good." | ||
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask fifteenminutes" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You're in trouble. Professor Hildebrand has not taken kindly to that F Floyd | on your latest Science test. Floyd | Floyd | And now here you are in the science lab, facing a small angry Floyd | professor, his beard literally bristling as he berates you in that Floyd | faint German accent you've come to know so well. Floyd | Floyd | "You do not listen," he shouts, flinging his arms into the air in Floyd | frustration, "it is as though you do not care at all about science!" Floyd | Floyd | He's right, of course. You don't. In fact, you're not really listening Floyd | even now. Up to the point he says "fail" and "expel". That's not good. Floyd | You probably should do something about that. Floyd | Floyd | "Gaah," says the professor, "I waste my time." He glances at his Floyd | watch, "I will be back in 15 minutes. Please do not leave the room Floyd | until I return. Then we shall see the principal together, yes?" Floyd | Waggling his finger, he leaves the Laboratory and closes the door Floyd | behind him. Floyd | Floyd | Fifteen Minutes Floyd | An Interactive Tight Spot by Ade McT Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 140929 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | The room is full of all sorts of equipment which might make sense if Floyd | you had read your textbooks. Or paid attention in class. Or turned up. Floyd | A closed door to the south leads into the main hallway. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A clock on the wall reads 2:13 pm. Floyd | Floyd | A complicated machine is bolted to the floor in the centre of the Floyd | room. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | 2:13 pm > | Zach says, "Science!" | |
J says (to floyd), "x machine" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Rather like a deconstructed telephone booth. A complicated thing,
Floyd | indeed. On the side is written, in stencilled letters - Time machine:
Floyd | Prototype v1.01.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the front of the machine are: four switches in a line: (from left
Floyd | to right) a grey switch, a black switch a red switch and a green
Floyd | switch; a silver toggle; an array of dip-switches; a set of dials; and
Floyd | a go button. A sturdy handle sticks out of the side. Pasted to the
Floyd | sides are a page of intructions and a hazard warning sheet.
Floyd |
Floyd | The grey switch is set to nucleus. The black switch is set to
Floyd | harmonic. The red switch is set to ambivalent. The green switch is set
Floyd | to inflate. The silver toggle is set to off. The array of dip-switches
Floyd | is set to 0000.
Floyd | The minute dial is set to 0. The hour dial is set to 0.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
| Doug says, "+1 for "his beard literally bristling"" | |
Zach says (to Floyd), "set hour dial to 1000" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > SET HOUR DIAL TO 1000
Floyd |
Floyd | You set the hour dial to 8.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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J says (to fl), "read hazard" | Zach says, "Boo, I want to see dinosaurs" | |
J says (to floyd), "read hazard" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ HAZARD
Floyd |
Floyd | A piece of paper roughly stuck to the side of the machine, written in
Floyd | the Professor's scrawling handwriting:
Floyd |
Floyd | Rules for Time Travel.
Floyd |
Floyd | 1. DO NOT try and communicate with yourself. It only leads (has led)
Floyd | (will have lead (?tense??check?)) to trouble.
Floyd | 2. Once SEEN a thing CANNOT (has not) (will not) be (have (been))
Floyd | unseen!
Floyd | 3. Once DONE a thing MUST ALWAYS have been (will be) done!
Floyd | 4. The Universe is self consistent. There is only one of it.
Floyd | 6. Attempting to corrupt the timeline will (have) lead (led) to
Floyd | paradox paralysis.
Floyd | 7. Bootstrapping appears possible. Both information and things.
Floyd | 8. There is only one time stream. If time is a river, then IT WILL
Floyd | NOT be diverted.
Floyd | 9. Warning! The future is not yet created. More research needed here,
Floyd | I think.
Floyd | 10. The past is created in the now, and is immutable.
Floyd |
Floyd | A note scribbled underneath the list reads: "More? Which of these, if
Floyd | broken, will destroy (has already destroyed?) the universe? Must
Floyd | check."
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "i" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd | a ruined test paper
Floyd | a watch (being worn)
Floyd | a science textbook
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x test paper" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TEST PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | A big red F glares at you from the front page. The rest of it is so
Floyd | covered in angry red scribbles and almost illegible remarks that it is
Floyd | unreadable.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x textbook" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > X TEXTBOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | "Adventures in Science" by Armen T. Woolpak. Four chapters of dense,
Floyd | turgid prose. You could read it chapter by chapter. Or perhaps you
Floyd | could consult it about things.
Floyd |
Floyd | According to the Table of Contents:
Floyd |
Floyd | Chapter 1 - So you thought you knew science!
Floyd | Chapter 2 - Physics, it's not just for Christmas!
Floyd | Chapter 3 - Fun things to do with chemicals!
Floyd | Chapter 4 - Setting up your very own science lab!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
| Zach says, "Let's try to avoid destroying the universe" | |
J says (to floyd), "talk to self" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > TALK TO SELF
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | The original and, in your opinion, the best.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "about" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | > ABOUT Floyd | Floyd | Fifteen Minutes is copyright 2014 by Ade McT. It may be Floyd | distributed for free, but not sold or included in any for-profit Floyd | collection without written permission from the author. Floyd | Floyd | The vast proportion of the bug free gamplay is due to the rigorous Floyd | Beta testing of: Joseph Geipel, Airtamis, Katzy and Devi Acharya. Floyd | Also, thanks to the many folk on the intfiction.org forum who have Floyd | helped me through the inform7 learning curve. Floyd | Floyd | The game is written in Graham Nelson's most excellent Inform7 and Floyd | powered, at least in part, by the extensions of Emily Short. Floyd | Floyd | Thanks also to Robert Heinlein whose (to be honest, only partially Floyd | remembered) short story "By His Bootstraps" inspired this work. Floyd | Floyd | 2:13 pm > | genericgeekgirl says, "I'm all for reading through the text book and then restarting so we have enough time (which presumably matters)" | |
Zach says, "Sure" | ||
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read textbook" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ TEXTBOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | "Adventures in Science" by Armen T. Woolpak. Four chapters of dense,
Floyd | turgid prose. You could read it chapter by chapter. Or perhaps you
Floyd | could consult it about things.
Floyd |
Floyd | According to the Table of Contents:
Floyd |
Floyd | Chapter 1 - So you thought you knew science!
Floyd | Chapter 2 - Physics, it's not just for Christmas!
Floyd | Chapter 3 - Fun things to do with chemicals!
Floyd | Chapter 4 - Setting up your very own science lab!
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read 1" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ 1
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read chapter 1" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/2
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ CHAPTER 1
Floyd |
Floyd | Well that's a small piece of your life you won't get back. Dr. Woolpak
Floyd | seems extremely passionate about science. You don't, however, feel
Floyd | particularly enlightened.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the few minutes it takes you to skim the chapter, all kinds of
Floyd | interesting stuff is going on in the room!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | At 2:13 pm:
Floyd | To your consternation, a Second You appears with a waft of displaced
Floyd | air.
Floyd |
Floyd | At 2:14 pm:
Floyd | To your surprise, a Third You appears, in a slight wash of distended
Floyd | space.
Floyd | Second You undertakes several actions.
Floyd |
Floyd | At 2:15 pm:
Floyd | In what is becoming a little commonplace, a Fourth You appears, with a
Floyd | slight ripple in space/time.
Floyd | With a creak, a compartment hidden in the lab equipment opens. There
Floyd | seems to be a Fifth You in there!
Floyd | Second You dabbles about.
Floyd |
Floyd | At 2:16 pm:
Floyd | Third you looks round.
Floyd | Fifth You gets out of the secret compartment with some difficulty.
Floyd | Second You dabbles about in the immediate vicinity.
Floyd | Fourth You commits various feats.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:17 pm >
| Zach says, "ha ha" | |
genericgeekgirl says, "YIKES." | ||
Zach says, "This was exactly the sort of thing I was hoping for." | ||
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "read instructions" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/2
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ INSTRUCTIONS
Floyd |
Floyd | A badly typed sheet pasted to the side of the machine. It appears to
Floyd | contain instructions on the various switches and dials. Perhaps you
Floyd | could consult it about them.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:17 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "consult instructions about grey" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/3
Floyd |
Floyd | > CONSULT INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT GREY
Floyd |
Floyd | You scan the the page of instructions, but find no reference to grey.
Floyd |
Floyd | Second You conducts certain acts.
Floyd | Third You potters round nearby.
Floyd | Fifth You gives something to Fourth You.
Floyd | Unsurprisingly, a Sixth You materialises in the room in a squeak of
Floyd | colliding particles.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:18 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "consult instructions about grey switch" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/4
Floyd |
Floyd | > CONSULT INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT GREY SWITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | "It frustrates me that the minute dial still has quantum imprecision!
Floyd | Bah. I must refine the number of minutes with hard-coded switches. To
Floyd | represent a number to 60 minutes, I imagine a ternary system with four
Floyd | switches is required."
Floyd |
Floyd | Third you dawdles around the room.
Floyd | Second You, as if somewhat lost, commits particular exploits.
Floyd | Fourth You, seemingly a bit dazed, conducts different feats.
Floyd | Fifth You grabs the handle of the machine, furiously changes all the
Floyd | switches and with a soundless yawn of a collapsed space, disappears.
Floyd | He seems to be good at this. The machine resets itself with a whir of
Floyd | well-oiled gears.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:19 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "x secret compartment" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/4
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SECRET COMPARTMENT
Floyd |
Floyd | The secret compartment is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:19 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "consult instructions about black switch" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/5
Floyd |
Floyd | > CONSULT INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT BLACK SWITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | "It frustrates me that the minute dial still has quantum imprecision!
Floyd | Bah. I must refine the number of minutes with hard-coded switches. To
Floyd | represent a number to 60 minutes, I imagine a ternary system with four
Floyd | switches is required."
Floyd |
Floyd | Third you mooches about the place.
Floyd | Second You commits various deeds.
Floyd | Fourth You undertakes certain feats.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:20 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "mooch" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/5
Floyd |
Floyd | > MOOCH
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:20 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "mooch about" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/5
Floyd |
Floyd | > MOOCH ABOUT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:20 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "x fourth you" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/5
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FOURTH YOU
Floyd |
Floyd | You've always wanted a twin. He is wearing a fourth watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | Fourth You is carrying an unspoilt test paper, a fourth science
Floyd | textbook and a first pen.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:20 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "consult instructions about toggle" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/6
Floyd |
Floyd | > CONSULT INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT TOGGLE
Floyd |
Floyd | "A time direction must be selected. Warning! Read the hazard sheet."
Floyd |
Floyd | Second You, apparently somewhat bemused, conducts different exploits.
Floyd | Fourth You dawdles around, seemingly a bit out of sorts.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:21 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "consult instructions about dip-switches" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/7 Floyd | Floyd | > CONSULT INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT DIP-SWITCHES Floyd | Floyd | "It appears that an individual must have a unique code each time they Floyd | travel in order that the crossing time-lines do not confuse the simple Floyd | logic unit. Simple is required. I think a binary array that can be set Floyd | to the next time stream number." Floyd | Floyd | Second You commits certain feats. Floyd | Fourth You undertakes particular exploits. Floyd | Floyd | 2:22 pm > | ||
J says (to floyd), "x fourth watch" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/7
Floyd |
Floyd | > X FOURTH WATCH
Floyd |
Floyd | (Glancing surreptitiously at Fourth You's wrist) Your grandfather's.
Floyd | Very accurate. It reads 3:19 pm.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:22 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "consult instructions about dials" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/8
Floyd |
Floyd | > CONSULT INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT DIALS
Floyd |
Floyd | "Select the amount of time to travel. Seconds is not possible. The
Floyd | level of quantum imprecision is too imprecise."
Floyd |
Floyd | Third You meanders to the time machine and, with a practiced swagger,
Floyd | does something complicated to the controls before vanishing in a
Floyd | whoosh of disturbed molecules.
Floyd |
Floyd | Just before the machine resets itself, you have time to notice that
Floyd | the black, red and green switches were set to harmonic, negatron, and
Floyd | quantum respectively.
Floyd | Second You looks about the room.
Floyd | Sixth You commits some actions.
Floyd | Fourth You conducts certain activities.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:23 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "consult instructions about button" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/9
Floyd |
Floyd | > CONSULT INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | "When all is ready! Checklist: You have given a time. You have
Floyd | selected the direction of travel. You have corrected the minute dial
Floyd | bug with the switches. You are holding the handle. You have given a
Floyd | unique code to the array. You will not cause a paradox that will cause
Floyd | paralysis and may destroy the universe!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Sixth You undertakes particular deeds.
Floyd | OK. So this is getting complicated now. A Seventh You materialises
Floyd | with a faint clap of thunderous backfilling.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:24 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "x watch" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/9
Floyd |
Floyd | > X WATCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Your grandfather's. Very accurate. The time is 2:24 pm.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:24 pm >
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Doug says (to Floyd), "kill fourth me" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/10
Floyd |
Floyd | > KILL FOURTH ME
Floyd |
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sixth You commits different actions.
Floyd | Second You wanders over to the machine, clumsily and slowly sets the
Floyd | minute dial to 10, flicks the black switch to oscillate, switches the
Floyd | red switch to ambivalent, sets the green switch to string, changes the
Floyd | silver toggle to backwards, sets the array of dip-switches to 0010,
Floyd | grabs the handle, presses the go button and disappears with the slight
Floyd | pop of an imploding vacuum.
Floyd |
Floyd | The machine, with a whir and a click, resets itself.
Floyd | Seventh You gives something to Sixth You.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:25 pm >
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "consult instructions about handle" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > CONSULT INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT HANDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | "Physical contact is a must! The world revolves around the sun, the
Floyd | sun about the galaxy, the galaxy about the universe. The universe
Floyd | expands! Space moves on through time. The machine must take you with
Floyd | it."
Floyd |
Floyd | With practiced brilliance, Sixth You fiddles with the controls of the
Floyd | time machine and vanishes unexpectedly with a crack of inward rushing
Floyd | atoms. You just notice that the array of dip-switches was set to 0100
Floyd | before the machine, with a hum and a cough, resets itself.
Floyd |
Floyd | With easy nonchalance, Fourth You grabs the handle of the machine,
Floyd | fiddles with the controls and, with a faint zephyr of emptiness
Floyd | disappearing, disappears. You notice that the silver toggle was set to
Floyd | backwards before, with a splutter, the machine resets itself.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
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zarf arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | Doug says, "I hope this is meant to be ridiculously over-the-top and we don't actually have to figure all of this out." | |
J says (to floyd), "set silver toggle backwards" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > SET SILVER TOGGLE BACKWARDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You set the silver toggle to backward.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
| Zach says, "I hope our teacher walks in on this" | |
Doug says, "because First Me doesn't have the brainpower for that tonight" | ||
J says (to floyd), "x machine" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Rather like a deconstructed telephone booth. A complicated thing,
Floyd | indeed. On the side is written, in stencilled letters - Time machine:
Floyd | Prototype v1.01.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the front of the machine are: four switches in a line: (from left
Floyd | to right) a grey switch, a black switch a red switch and a green
Floyd | switch; a silver toggle; an array of dip-switches; a set of dials; and
Floyd | a go button. A sturdy handle sticks out of the side. Pasted to the
Floyd | sides are a page of intructions and a hazard warning sheet.
Floyd |
Floyd | The grey switch is set to nucleus. The black switch is set to
Floyd | harmonic. The red switch is set to ambivalent. The green switch is set
Floyd | to inflate. The silver toggle is set to backward. The array of
Floyd | dip-switches is set to 0000.
Floyd | The minute dial is set to 0. The hour dial is set to 0.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
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J says (to floyd), "push go button" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH GO BUTTON
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing super obvious happens. Perhaps the machine hums a little
Floyd | louder. You can't be sure.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
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J says (to floyd), "x watch" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > X WATCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Your grandfather's. Very accurate. The time is 2:26 pm.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
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J says, "Well, that didn't seem to accomplish anything." | ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "l" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11 Floyd | Floyd | > L Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | The room is full of all sorts of equipment which might make sense if Floyd | you had read your textbooks. Or paid attention in class. Or turned up. Floyd | A closed door to the south leads into the main hallway. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A clock on the wall reads 2:26 pm. Floyd | Floyd | A complicated machine is bolted to the floor in the centre of the Floyd | room. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You can also see Seventh You and a secret compartment (empty) here. Floyd | Floyd | 2:26 pm > | ||
J says (to floyd), "set dip-switches to 1000." | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11 Floyd | Floyd | > SET DIP-SWITCHES TO 1000. Floyd | Floyd | You set the array of dip-switches to 1000. Floyd | Floyd | 2:26 pm > | ||
J says (to floyd), "push go" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > PUSH GO
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing super obvious happens. Perhaps the machine hums a little
Floyd | louder. You can't be sure.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "watch seventh you" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > WATCH SEVENTH YOU
Floyd |
Floyd | You, but smarter somehow. He is wearing a seventh watch.
Floyd |
Floyd | Seventh You is carrying a seventh science textbook and a second
Floyd | unspoilt test paper.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "x second unspoilt test paper" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SECOND UNSPOILT TEST PAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | "Physics and Chemistry Spring Test" by Professor Hildebrand.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
| Doug says (to J), "if you keep your comments to this channel, the transcript looks nicer" | |
Zach says, "Hmm, I wonder if we have to watch ourselves to figure out the machine." | ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "x black switch" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BLACK SWITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Settings are labelled, from top to bottom, phase, oscillate and
Floyd | harmonic. The black switch is currently set to harmonic.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "set black to oscillate" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > SET BLACK TO OSCILLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You set the black switch to oscillate.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
| asks, "Is there an easier way that ";..floyd foo" to say stuff to Floyd on the #clubfloyd channel?" | |
Zach says (to Floyd), "set red to ambivalent" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > SET RED TO AMBIVALENT
Floyd |
Floyd | You set the red switch to ambivalent.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "set green to string" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > SET GREEN TO STRING
Floyd |
Floyd | You set the green switch to string.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
| genericgeekgirl says, "'f foo' is a short cut for '..floyd foo'" | |
Zach says (to Floyd), "set dip-switches to 0010" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11 Floyd | Floyd | > SET DIP-SWITCHES TO 0010 Floyd | Floyd | You set the array of dip-switches to 0010. Floyd | Floyd | 2:26 pm > | says, "Although you don't want to say things to Floyd on #clubfloyd, but in the toyshop itself." | |
Zach says (to Floyd), "grab handle" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > GRAB HANDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You grab hold of the sturdy handle. It feels strangely warm.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "press go" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > PRESS GO
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing super obvious happens. Perhaps the machine hums a little
Floyd | louder. You can't be sure.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "x switches" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/11
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SWITCHES
Floyd |
Floyd | The array of dip-switches is set to 0010.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:26 pm >
| Doug says, "I use >foo" | |
Doug says (to Floyd), "xyzzy" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/12
Floyd |
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | It rings a bell. Perhaps Woolpak might have something to say about
Floyd | this.
Floyd |
Floyd | Seventh You suddenly grimaces and collapses, every muscle rigid, onto
Floyd | the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:27 pm >
| Zach says, "Eeek" | |
Zach says (to Floyd), "x silver" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/12
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SILVER
Floyd |
Floyd | Settings are labelled forward, backward and off. The silver toggle is
Floyd | currently set to backward.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:27 pm >
| Doug says, "er, sorry? feel free to undo" | |
Zach says (to Floyd), "x machine" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/12
Floyd |
Floyd | > X MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Rather like a deconstructed telephone booth. A complicated thing,
Floyd | indeed. On the side is written, in stencilled letters - Time machine:
Floyd | Prototype v1.01.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the front of the machine are: four switches in a line: (from left
Floyd | to right) a grey switch, a black switch a red switch and a green
Floyd | switch; a silver toggle; an array of dip-switches; a set of dials; and
Floyd | a go button. A sturdy handle sticks out of the side. Pasted to the
Floyd | sides are a page of intructions and a hazard warning sheet.
Floyd |
Floyd | The grey switch is set to nucleus. The black switch is set to
Floyd | oscillate. The red switch is set to ambivalent. The green switch is
Floyd | set to string. The silver toggle is set to backward. The array of
Floyd | dip-switches is set to 0010.
Floyd | The minute dial is set to 0. The hour dial is set to 0.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:27 pm >
| Zach says, "Oh, think that was unrelated" | |
Zach says (to Floyd), "x seventh" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/12
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SEVENTH
Floyd |
Floyd | Seventh You is stretched out on the floor, his face a rictus grimace,
Floyd | every muscle tense and trembling.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:27 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "take seventh watch" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 1/12 Floyd | Floyd | > TAKE SEVENTH WATCH Floyd | Floyd | That seems to belong to Seventh You. Floyd | Floyd | The door is flung open, and in marches the Professor, followed closely Floyd | by the Principal. Floyd | Floyd | The Professor glances around the laboratory and his eyes alight on the Floyd | paralysed Seventh You. "Aha," he exclaims, "see here. This is what I Floyd | was speaking about. He cannot keep his fingers out of my equipment and Floyd | so a paradox is created that might destroy the Universe!" Floyd | Floyd | The principal nods somberly, and before you know it, you are being Floyd | frogmarched out of the college and into the cold unforgiving real Floyd | world. Floyd | Floyd | Perhaps a career flipping burgers is more suited to your talents. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 1 out of a possible 13, in 12 turns, earning Floyd | you the rank of Insensate. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | genericgeekgirl says, "I'd like to keep my fingers out of his equipment, if you know what I'm saying." | |
J leaves the room. The lights flicker. | Zach says, "Oh my" | |
Doug asks, "is that unnuendo?" | ||
genericgeekgirl asks, "Restart?" | ||
Zach says, "Yeah" | ||
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You're in trouble. Professor Hildebrand has not taken kindly to that F Floyd | on your latest Science test. Floyd | Floyd | And now here you are in the science lab, facing a small angry Floyd | professor, his beard literally bristling as he berates you in that Floyd | faint German accent you've come to know so well. Floyd | Floyd | "You do not listen," he shouts, flinging his arms into the air in Floyd | frustration, "it is as though you do not care at all about science!" Floyd | Floyd | He's right, of course. You don't. In fact, you're not really listening Floyd | even now. Up to the point he says "fail" and "expel". That's not good. Floyd | You probably should do something about that. Floyd | Floyd | "Gaah," says the professor, "I waste my time." He glances at his Floyd | watch, "I will be back in 15 minutes. Please do not leave the room Floyd | until I return. Then we shall see the principal together, yes?" Floyd | Waggling his finger, he leaves the Laboratory and closes the door Floyd | behind him. Floyd | Floyd | Fifteen Minutes Floyd | An Interactive Tight Spot by Ade McT Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 140929 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | The room is full of all sorts of equipment which might make sense if Floyd | you had read your textbooks. Or paid attention in class. Or turned up. Floyd | A closed door to the south leads into the main hallway. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A clock on the wall reads 2:13 pm. Floyd | Floyd | A complicated machine is bolted to the floor in the centre of the Floyd | room. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | 2:13 pm > | Zach asks, "Maybe we can try hiding in the secret compartment? Would that take us along for a ride?" | |
jenrexrode arrives, full of fun, but no funk. | ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "read instructions" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > READ INSTRUCTIONS
Floyd |
Floyd | A badly typed sheet pasted to the side of the machine. It appears to
Floyd | contain instructions on the various switches and dials. Perhaps you
Floyd | could consult it about them.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "x black" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > X BLACK
Floyd |
Floyd | Settings are labelled, from top to bottom, phase, oscillate and
Floyd | harmonic. The black switch is currently set to harmonic.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "set black to oscillate" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > SET BLACK TO OSCILLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You set the black switch to oscillate.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "set red to ambivalent" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > SET RED TO AMBIVALENT
Floyd |
Floyd | You set the red switch to ambivalent.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "set green to string" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > SET GREEN TO STRING
Floyd |
Floyd | You set the green switch to string.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
| ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "set dip to 0010" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > SET DIP TO 0010
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
| ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "set dip-switch to 0010" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | > SET DIP-SWITCH TO 0010 Floyd | Floyd | You set the array of dip-switches to 0010. Floyd | Floyd | 2:13 pm > | ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "set silver to backwards" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > SET SILVER TO BACKWARDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You set the silver toggle to backward.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
| ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "grab handle" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > GRAB HANDLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You grab hold of the sturdy handle. It feels strangely warm.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
| ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "set minute to 10" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > SET MINUTE TO 10
Floyd |
Floyd | You set the minute dial to 10.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "press go" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | > PRESS GO Floyd | Floyd | There is a roaring in your ears as the machine jerks and twitches. For Floyd | a moment everything goes grey, and then, with a gentle pop, the room Floyd | comes back into focus. Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | The room is full of all sorts of equipment which might make sense if Floyd | you had read your textbooks. Or paid attention in class. Or turned up. Floyd | A closed door to the south leads into the main hallway. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A clock on the wall reads 2:03 pm. Floyd | Floyd | A complicated machine is bolted to the floor in the centre of the Floyd | room. (You are holding the sturdy handle of the machine) Floyd | Floyd | Wait.... Floyd | Floyd | No..... Floyd | Floyd | Stop.... Floyd | Floyd | ...This isn't right. Floyd | Floyd | Something's wrong. This isn't how you remember it. Not at all. Floyd | Floyd | The universe quakes on its axis, and your brain ties itself in knots Floyd | trying to reconcile two entirely different realities. In fact, as Floyd | there's no processing power left in your head for them to function Floyd | anymore, your limbs stiffen and you fall to the floor, a crumpled, Floyd | immoveable heap. Floyd | Floyd | As your eyesight gradually begins to fade, you see the vague outline Floyd | of the professor appear in front of you, "Oh dear," he says, his voice Floyd | echoing from what seems like a million miles away "a classic case of Floyd | paradox paralysis. Still, no great loss, eh?" Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | *** The End *** Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 13, in 1 turn, earning you Floyd | the rank of Knowlessman. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last Floyd | command? Floyd | > | Zach says, "Whoops" | |
Zach says (to Floyd), "restart" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1 Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | You're in trouble. Professor Hildebrand has not taken kindly to that F Floyd | on your latest Science test. Floyd | Floyd | And now here you are in the science lab, facing a small angry Floyd | professor, his beard literally bristling as he berates you in that Floyd | faint German accent you've come to know so well. Floyd | Floyd | "You do not listen," he shouts, flinging his arms into the air in Floyd | frustration, "it is as though you do not care at all about science!" Floyd | Floyd | He's right, of course. You don't. In fact, you're not really listening Floyd | even now. Up to the point he says "fail" and "expel". That's not good. Floyd | You probably should do something about that. Floyd | Floyd | "Gaah," says the professor, "I waste my time." He glances at his Floyd | watch, "I will be back in 15 minutes. Please do not leave the room Floyd | until I return. Then we shall see the principal together, yes?" Floyd | Waggling his finger, he leaves the Laboratory and closes the door Floyd | behind him. Floyd | Floyd | Fifteen Minutes Floyd | An Interactive Tight Spot by Ade McT Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 140929 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib Floyd | 6/12N) Floyd | Floyd | Laboratory Floyd | The room is full of all sorts of equipment which might make sense if Floyd | you had read your textbooks. Or paid attention in class. Or turned up. Floyd | A closed door to the south leads into the main hallway. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | A clock on the wall reads 2:13 pm. Floyd | Floyd | A complicated machine is bolted to the floor in the centre of the Floyd | room. Floyd | Floyd | Floyd | 2:13 pm > | ||
Zach says (to Floyd), "get in secret" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > GET IN SECRET
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "get in secret compartment" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > GET IN SECRET COMPARTMENT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "x secret compartment" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > X SECRET COMPARTMENT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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Zach says (to Floyd), "search machine" | ||
Floyd ] Laboratory 0/1
Floyd |
Floyd | > SEARCH MACHINE
Floyd |
Floyd | Rather like a deconstructed telephone booth. A complicated thing,
Floyd | indeed. On the side is written, in stencilled letters - Time machine:
Floyd | Prototype v1.01.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the front of the machine are: four switches in a line: (from left
Floyd | to right) a grey switch, a black switch a red switch and a green
Floyd | switch; a silver toggle; an array of dip-switches; a set of dials; and
Floyd | a go button. A sturdy handle sticks out of the side. Pasted to the
Floyd | sides are a page of intructions and a hazard warning sheet.
Floyd |
Floyd | The grey switch is set to nucleus. The black switch is set to
Floyd | harmonic. The red switch is set to ambivalent. The green switch is set
Floyd | to inflate. The silver toggle is set to off. The array of dip-switches
Floyd | is set to 0000.
Floyd | The minute dial is set to 0. The hour dial is set to 0.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | 2:13 pm >
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Gerynar arrives, full of funk, but no fun. | ||
genericgeekgirl says, "Hi Gerynar" | ||
Gerynar asks, "Howdy...did I miss it?" | ||
genericgeekgirl asks, "It?" | Zach says, "Whoops" | |
Zach has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. | Gerynar says, "the game" | |
jenrexrode says, "stalled" | ||