NightFloyd Transcript:
Toby's Nose by Chandler Groover
As played on ifMUD on April 23, 2015

Like ClubFloyd, the idea behind NightFloyd is that a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Unlike ClubFloyd, NightFloyd often takes on significantly larger works of interactive fiction, knowing going in that each one will take multiple sessions (but not always, as you'll see in this transcript). NightFloyd is also a bit more informal than ClubFloyd in that it's only announced on the ifMUD #clubfloyd bulletin board, and the time shifts around to meet player's schedules far more than ClubFloyd does. NightFloyd is organized by genericgeekgirl, aka Adri.

Below is a transcript of Toby's Nose written by Chandler Groover. It was the winner of the Main Festival in the 2015 Spring Thing. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


ToyShop & Floyditorium
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genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "load tobysnose"
Floyd | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now that everyone is here," says Sherlock Holmes, "I'll ask that you
Floyd | please lock the door, inspector, and pocket the key. Nobody should exit
Floyd | this room under any circumstances. A murderer is in our company."
Floyd |
Floyd | Toby's Nose
Floyd | A Study in Scent by Chandler Groover
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 150401 / Inform 7 build 6L38 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Drawing-Room
Floyd | The suspects have gathered and are disposed about the room in various
Floyd | attitudes. Captain Argente is leaning with one elbow propped against
Floyd | the fireplace mantel. Lady Argente is sitting beside the bay window,
Floyd | crocheting despite the occasion. Lily Argente and Vivienne Lavoux have
Floyd | occupied the sofa, and Jerald Argente is standing with his arms
Floyd | crossed.
Floyd |
Floyd | The butler has stationed himself next to the curiosity cabinet. The
Floyd | gardener has stationed himself next to the butler.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inspector Reines is at the doorway. Watson is seated at a small round
Floyd | table. Holmes is in the center, as always, and you are on your leash,
Floyd | of course.
Floyd |
Floyd | The dead body is sprawled on the carpet.
Floyd |
Doug asks, "what time did you want to start?"
genericgeekgirl asks, "Five, ten minutes?"
Doug says, "oh, sure. thought you usually started at 10 or 10:30"
genericgeekgirl says, "Yeah, tenish."
genericgeekgirl says, "Which is in 13 minutes."
DavidW says, "yeah, make a tea, coffee, other beverage."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | >Drawing-Room
Floyd | The suspects have gathered and are disposed about the room in various
Floyd | attitudes. Captain Argente is leaning with one elbow propped against
Floyd | the fireplace mantel. Lady Argente is sitting beside the bay window,
Floyd | crocheting despite the occasion. Lily Argente and Vivienne Lavoux have
Floyd | occupied the sofa, and Jerald Argente is standing with his arms
Floyd | crossed.
Floyd |
Floyd | The butler has stationed himself next to the curiosity cabinet. The
Floyd | gardener has stationed himself next to the butler.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inspector Reines is at the doorway. Watson is seated at a small round
Floyd | table. Holmes is in the center, as always, and you are on your leash,
Floyd | of course.
Floyd |
Floyd | The dead body is sprawled on the carpet.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now, ladies and gentlemen, here are the facts," Holmes begins. "At
Floyd | five o'clock this morning, Gerald Argente was discovered dead in his
Floyd | current situation by you, sir, when you entered the drawing-room to
Floyd | light the fire."
Floyd |
Floyd | "That is correct," replies the butler.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You were also the last person to see Gerald Argente alive yesterday
Floyd | evening when he ordered the brandy still decanting at this moment on
Floyd | the table."
Floyd |
Floyd | "That is also correct."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Did he enjoy biscuits?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Biscuits?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "There is a biscuit-box on the table next to the brandy."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Well, I should think," says the butler dryly, "that everyone enjoys a
Floyd | good biscuit."
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl asks, "Nowish?"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "about"
Floyd | >Your nose is an extraordinary organ. It can smell, and keep smelling,
Floyd | and keep smelling smells within smells. In fact, since you'll be doing
Floyd | so much smelling, simply entering S works as a shortcut for SMELL.
Floyd |
Floyd | You may not be able to collect physical evidence, but you'll always
Floyd | remember important clues in your mental inventory once you've smelled
Floyd | them.
Floyd |
Floyd | When you think you've figured out the murderer, then Holmes wants you
Floyd | to BARK AT (somebody) to indicate their guilt. Scotland Yard will take
Floyd | over from there.
Floyd |
Floyd | The drawing-room is filled with sights and scents, and some are
Floyd | references. You could toggle FOOTNOTES ON to see their sources, but
Floyd | then that might spoil the fun, wouldn't it?
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd | >Half spaniel and half lurcher, long-haired, lop-eared, with a clumsy
Floyd | waddling gait, you might not curry favor at the kennel club, but Holmes
Floyd | would rather have your help than he would all the detectives in London.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You'll excuse me if I fail to appreciate why there is a dog in my
Floyd | drawing-room," interrupts Lady Argente. "It seems entirely unnecessary,
Floyd | not to mention unsanitary."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I will excuse you, madam. Ignorance should always be answered with
Floyd | compassion. The dog in question is none other than the great Toby. He
Floyd | has sniffed out more criminals in his day than most policemen could
Floyd | hope to catch in a career. That is because I have trained him myself."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Of course," the captain says, "any measure that you deem important to
Floyd | solve this nightmare will have our full support. But when you say a
Floyd | murderer is in our company, what do you mean?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Just that."
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell me"
Floyd | >You had better wait for Holmes to finish before you start sniffing
Floyd | around.
Floyd |
Floyd | "What codswallop!" exclaims Jerald Argente. "We might have
Floyd | disagreements, but we're all family here! Even the servants! Are you
Floyd | saying that we'd kill our own?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "What I am saying is that I've investigated the house and the grounds,
Floyd | I've examined the body, and I've determined that no stranger has
Floyd | visited within the past forty-eight hours. Your brother died between
Floyd | eleven o'clock last night and five o'clock this morning. Those are the
Floyd | facts."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Then... what would you have us do?" asks Vivienne Lavoux. "You are
Floyd | saying that we cannot trust each other..."
Floyd |
Floyd | "As if we ever have," mumbles Lily.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "x sherlock"
Floyd | >Holmes is Holmes. His face is gaunt, his frame athletic, his hairline
Floyd | receding. Every tendon in his body is taut with energy and his eyes
Floyd | flash with an intelligence that he alone can estimate. He is not
Floyd | wearing his cap today and his lapels are dusted with ash.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You need not trust each other," Holmes replies. "Only trust me, and
Floyd | trust me when I tell you that my dog has a nose second to none other.
Floyd | I've already gathered enough evidence to form a strong hypothesis. Now
Floyd | Toby here will make the final test."
Floyd |
Floyd | "How'll he manage that?" inquires the gardener. "Can he sniff out guilt
Floyd | or has he got a scent to find? You can only rely on an animal's
Floyd | insticts so much, detective."
Floyd |
Floyd | "I could not agree with you more, especially considering that we humans
Floyd | are animals too. But never fear. Toby will have a solid lead to track."
Floyd |
Floyd | With that, Holmes unfurls a ribbon, dangling it aloft for everyone to
Floyd | see.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell ribbon"
Floyd | >You had better wait for Holmes to finish before you start sniffing
Floyd | around.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I discovered this ribbon on the property today," Holmes explains. "As
Floyd | you'll note, it has seen better times. The fabric is bloody and torn.
Floyd | Once Toby has a whiff, its scent should take him straight to the
Floyd | culprit."
Floyd |
Floyd | Holmes lowers the ribbon to your level, all eyes following.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Now remember, Toby," he tells you, "once you've decided on your man --
Floyd | or your woman -- just give a good resounding bark at them, but take
Floyd | your time. Make sure you've got it right. You'll have a treat if you
Floyd | can help us catch the murderer."
Floyd |
Floyd | The magic words have been spoken!
Floyd |
Floyd | A treat!
Floyd |
Floyd | You had better start sniffing around if you're ever going to unravel
Floyd | this whodunnit before dinnertime. If you need any pointers on how your
Floyd | nose works, then ABOUT should do the trick.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says, "Treats!"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell ribbon"
Floyd | >You smell blood, naturally, but also faint incense.
Floyd |
Floyd | When Holmes discovered this ribbon earlier today, you were accompanying
Floyd | him around the grounds outside. In fact, you smelled it long before he
Floyd | found it, but to his credit he didn't need you to point it out.
Floyd |
Floyd | "What's this?" he had said, stooping to examine an otherwise
Floyd | unremarkable spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's only a ribbon," said Watson. "Someone must have dropped it, or
Floyd | perhaps it was torn from an outfit and the wearer didn't notice? It's
Floyd | probably inconsequential."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Nonsense, doctor! All things are consequential! And you're wrong when
Floyd | you say only a ribbon. This ribbon is much more than that."
Floyd |
Floyd | "What else more?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Evidence!"
Floyd |
zarf arrives, full of fun and funk.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell me"
Floyd | >You smell like yourself, which is an assessment more impressively
Floyd | exact than most humans would be able to appreciate.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell biscuits"
Floyd | >Wheat flour, malt extract, honey, and a tinny odor imparted from the
Floyd | biscuit-box.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell brandy"
Floyd | >You know it's an expensive brandy, not because it smells especially
Floyd | good, but simply because it's in this household.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "drink brandy"
Floyd | >There's nothing suitable to drink here.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "lick brandy"
Floyd | >Your nose would be more useful here.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell body"
Floyd | >It only takes a few hours for death to infuse a fresh corpse, and in
Floyd | this case its conquest is complete. But mingled with Gerald Argente's
Floyd | decomposition, you can still smell the drink on his tongue. The furs
Floyd | bordering his robe are also particularly musky.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell furs"
Floyd | >Inside a pocket, nestled deep within Gerald Argente's musky robe, you
Floyd | smell a flask.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell flask"
Floyd | >An eye-watering aroma from rectified alcohol fills the flask.
Floyd |
Sequitur arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell captain"
Floyd | >It is foxhunting season, and although the captain has now been back in
Floyd | residence at the house for at least the past week, you can still smell
Floyd | the hunt he took part in before he returned.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "You can, of course, examine things before Holmes gives us the go ahead to start smellin'."
Sequitur has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell lady"
Floyd | >The scents that waft about Lady Argente are those scents that would
Floyd | waft about a lady at her toilette, which is where the captain's wife
Floyd | must wile away her days, primping herself before a vanity mirror.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "bite lady"
Floyd | >You were trained not to bite.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell lily"
Floyd | >It would not surprise you to learn that Lily Argente rarely strays
Floyd | outdoors, and indeed the scents most pervasive about her are those
Floyd | obtained from long periods immersed in books. But underneath these
Floyd | library aromas is another: gravesoil.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell gravesoil"
Floyd | >Old gravesoil from a cemetery long neglected.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "Don't forget, you can smell within smells."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell vivienne"
Floyd | >Miss Lavoux has been a guest in the Argente household for at least the
Floyd | past month, and the scents most connected with her lead your nose to
Floyd | the quarters where she has installed herself for the foreseeable
Floyd | future.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says, "I have been."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell books"
Floyd | >That welcoming scent emanating from a well stocked library always
Floyd | invites you to sniff through its shelves, just as the titles on those
Floyd | shelves must invite Lily Argente to pull volume after volume from her
Floyd | family's impressive collection. You can smell the bookcases towering
Floyd | around her, and the armchair where she reclines to devour her selected
Floyd | texts, and even a little octavo that she has forgotten on the nearby
Floyd | footstool.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says, "But first i want to take in all the things."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell jerald"
Floyd | >You have never met a man more liberally perfumed. But no perfume,
Floyd | however cloying, could completely mask the stench from the city
Floyd | boulevards that still lingers about Jerald Argente's boots.
Floyd |
Doug says, "sorry, I'm still catching up"
DavidW says, "That'll take a while. LOTS of things."
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell city"
Floyd | >The city boulevards teem with human and animal filth seeping from
Floyd | cesspools beneath overcrowded tenements. There are carriages rolling
Floyd | through the muck, and bone-pickers scavenging, and the riverbanks are
Floyd | stratified with sewage replenished during each high tide. Apparently
Floyd | Jerald Argente has been frequenting establishments along the polluted
Floyd | waterfront.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell butler"
Floyd | >Brandy is the first note you detect, followed by similiar liqourish
Floyd | odors from the cellar where the butler must have procured Gerald
Floyd | Argente's final request. You can also smell a tang that you recognize
Floyd | as silver-polish.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell silver-polish"
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell incense"
Floyd | >One of the butler's chief responsibilities is maintaining the
Floyd | household silver. It is kept locked away in the pantry until the family
Floyd | requires it to be brought out during mealtimes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >Cinnamon and sandalwood and cloves.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell reines"
Floyd | >Inspector Reines smells the same as every other inspector you've
Floyd | encountered: like Scotland Yard. As a presence at this crime scene, he
Floyd | is more a government apparatus than a person.
Floyd |
Doug says, "on second thought maybe I'd better sit this out. too far behind now."
DavidW says (to Doug), "no no"
genericgeekgirl says, "Hop in and smell some things."
DavidW says, "Barely started."
genericgeekgirl says, "Smell ALL THE THINGS."
Doug says, "I'm still on "smell me""
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell crochet"
Floyd | >The scents that waft about Lady Argente are those scents that would
Floyd | waft about a lady at her toilette, which is where the captain's wife
Floyd | must wile away her days, primping herself before a vanity mirror.
Floyd |
genericgeekgirl says (to Floyd), "smell toilette"
Floyd | >Lady Argente's vanity mirror hangs above a great dressing-table, its
Floyd | sides riddled with drawers and its surface forested with phials and
Floyd | glass jars. There is also a dish filled with crystallized ginger for
Floyd | her to nibble as she dabbles with her cosmetics.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I cannot countenance this violation!" Lady Argente had exclaimed when
Floyd | Holmes began studying the glass jars earlier that day. "You may have
Floyd | been given free rein to search the house, but no motive apart from
Floyd | prurience could lead you to rifle through a lady's personal effects!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Madam," Holmes had replied, "if you think that no secrets can be
Floyd | hidden in a lady's personal effects, then you are no lady. And not a
Floyd | man either."
Floyd |
Floyd | "How impudent!"
Floyd |
Floyd | "What my colleague means to say," Watson had rushed to explain, "is
Floyd | that nothing is too unimportant to investigate at a crime scene."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Then has my boudoir now become a crime scene? I can assure you,
Floyd | gentlemen, that nothing salacious takes place in this boudoir at all!
Floyd | And certainly nothing as salacious as murder! Your attentions would be
Floyd | better directed toward the actual crime scene in the drawing-room,
Floyd | which is where I shall retire to await your most esteemed analysis."
Floyd |
Floyd | "For some reason," Watson had said after she left, "I don't think that
Floyd | Lady Argente has a very happy marriage."
Floyd |
Doug asks, "also, what is a lurcher?"
DavidW says, "These flashbacks aren't repeated."
DavidW says (to Doug), "A breed of dog."
DavidW asks, "Has the mud stopped?"
DavidW says, "oh. I guess not."
Doug says, "an impet of ginger!"
Doug says, "ok, caught up."
Doug asks, "why isn't Floyd printing our commands?"
DavidW says, "I haven't seen anything from Floyd since you asked about a lurcher."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | >Drawing-Room
Floyd | The suspects have gathered and are disposed about the room in various
Floyd | attitudes. Captain Argente is leaning with one elbow propped against
Floyd | the fireplace mantel. Lady Argente is sitting beside the bay window,
Floyd | crocheting despite the occasion. Lily Argente and Vivienne Lavoux have
Floyd | occupied the sofa, and Jerald Argente is standing with his arms
Floyd | crossed.
Floyd |
Floyd | The butler has stationed himself next to the curiosity cabinet. The
Floyd | gardener has stationed himself next to the butler.
Floyd |
Floyd | Inspector Reines is at the doorway. Watson is seated at a small round
Floyd | table. Holmes is in the center holding a bloody ribbon, and you are on
Floyd | your leash, of course.
Floyd |
Floyd | The dead body is sprawled on the carpet.
Floyd |
Doug asks, "this whole game, Floyd has been printing ">" at the beginning of each command output, but doesn't he usually print the command (in all caps) after the ">" ?"
DavidW says, "oh. hm. Yeah, I dunno what's happened there."
Doug | A Lurcher is not a specific dog breed; it is a type of dog. By definition, a Lurcher is a Sighthound cross, most often part Greyhound.
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell carpet"
Floyd | >The spilled brandy is overpowering.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell mantel"
Floyd | >Countless fires in the grate below have imbued the mantelpiece with a
Floyd | permanent sooty aroma.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell sofa"
Floyd | >Some crumbs seem to be lodged between the cushions.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "eat crumbs"
Floyd | >You might give it a go if you could but you can't.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell crumbs"
Floyd | >These crumbs must have originated from the biscuit-box.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "s biscuit-box"
Floyd | >Apart from its tinny odor, the biscuit-box still has lingering scents
Floyd | from the confectionery.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "s confectionery"
Floyd | >These digestive biscuits must have been displayed on the same shelf as
Floyd | some chocolates.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "s chocolates"
Floyd | >Why must something so dangerous smell so delectable?
Floyd |
Doug says, "oh right, chocolate kills dogs"
Doug says, "now I'll wait for ggg to catch up :)"
Doug says (to Floyd), "s rectified alcohol"
Floyd | >Its proof must be astronomically high. It dehydrates your nostrils and
Floyd | makes determining any ingredient apart from lemon next to impossible.
Floyd |
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s lemon"
Floyd | >St Teresa lemons, if you aren't mistaken.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "s st teresa"
Floyd | >St Teresa lemons, if you aren't mistaken.
Floyd |
Doug smells genericgeekgirl.
DavidW asks, "Perhaps waft some smelling salts?"
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell incense"
Floyd | >Cinnamon and sandalwood and cloves.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell cloves"
Floyd | >Elegance.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell cinnamon"
Floyd | >Pleasure.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell sandalwood"
Floyd | >Refinement.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell MURDER"
Floyd | >Death is all around you.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "huh. I never thought to smell those individual incense ingredients."
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell pleasure"
Floyd | >Cinnamon.
Floyd |
DavidW says, "hee"
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell smelling"
Floyd | >That doesn't seem important for the mystery afoot.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell nose"
Floyd | >Smelling your own nose presents physiological knots that you aren't
Floyd | prepared to untangle at the moment.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell sherlock"
Floyd | >The first thing you smell about Holmes is the ribbon he's holding, but
Floyd | only because he's called your attention to it. Tobacco is truly his
Floyd | most noticeable aroma, which you always associate with home: 221B Baker
Floyd | Street. You can also smell notepaper tucked somewhere behind his
Floyd | ash-dusted lapels.
Floyd |
Doug says (to Floyd), "smell notepaper"
Floyd | >From what you can manage to smell, the notepaper seems to be perfectly
Floyd | clean, without any traces from pencil or pen. It is high quality and
Floyd | has been folded as if to better fit inside an envelope, although it's
Floyd | not inside an envelope.
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't know why Holmes would hold on to blank notepaper, but he must
Floyd | have his reasons. He always has his reasons.
Floyd |
Doug asks, "should we keep waiting for ggg?"
DavidW says, "I think we should. This was her idea."
DavidW says, "I hope nothing bad has happened."
DavidW says, "hm. I dunno what happened to ggg."
Doug says, "probably fell asleep. I'm off for bed myself."
DavidW says, "ok. I'm going back to the lounge."




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