ClubFloyd Transcript:
A dead man's hug by Marius Müller (as Leaner Gilts)
Four Days of Summer by David Welbourn
Peeling Lucky by Peregrine Wade
As played on ifMUD on July 9, 2017

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of A dead man's hug written by Marius Müller (as Leaner Gilts), Four Days of Summer written by David Welbourn, and Peeling Lucky written by Peregrine Wade. You can learn more about the games, including how to download them, by visiting the IFDB pages: A dead man's hug, Peeling Lucky, and Four Days of Summer.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing these games, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played these games, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.

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A dead man's hug by Marius Müller (as Leaner Gilts)
Four Days of Summer by David Welbourn
Peeling Lucky by Peregrine Wade
Four Days of Summer by David Welbourn
Peeling Lucky by Peregrine Wade


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Genevieve asks, "What are we playing, o master?"
DavidW says, "Well, if I have my way, we'll be playing the three games entered in the recent speed-if."
DavidW says, "(one game of which is mine)"
Taleslinger says, "ooh, maybe I'll watch"
DavidW says, "We should probably play Leaner's game first, then mine, then Peregrine's."
Roger arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
Sparkle arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
Genevieve arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
Taleslinger arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
Sparkle says, "Hello."
DavidW says, "hi Sparkle" * jenrexrode has joined the channel.
Sparkle asks, "What's happening currently?"
jenrexrode arrives, full of fun and funk.
DavidW says, "For those who haven't been in a ClubFloyd session before, you should first @join #clubfloyd and talk there, not in the Toyshop itself."
Genevieve says, "As far as I know, we're going to be playing the three speed IF games which people submitted to DavidW this past week." * Sparkle has joined the channel.
DavidW says (to Sparkle), "yay, thank you."
DavidW says, "Sessions are recorded by the PerrySimm character in the Toyshop, and having our chat in the channel helps make the session webpage look nicer."
Lionheart arrives, ready to play with the toys. DavidW asks, "Should we wait to see if Jacqueline will join us after all or just get to it?"
Sparkle asks, ""What games are we playing?"
DavidW says, "First, I'd like us to play "A dead man's hug" by "Leaner Gilts"."
jenrexrode says, "I figured she was sleeping in based on that message."
DavidW says, "The games we are playing today were submitted to the Speed-IF Potato Peeler event which asked everyone to put a potato peeler somewhere in their games."
Genevieve says, "Yeah, I think Jacq is probably still asleep, poor thing. Sounds like she's not well right now."
DavidW says, "okay. Then I'll upload the game and we can start."
DavidW says, "er, that is, the games are already uploaded. I just need to tell Floyd to start."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask deadmanshug"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | You are being chased by an angry cassowary.
Floyd | But all you are trying to do is peel this potato.
Floyd |  The symbolism should be obvious.
Floyd |
Floyd | A dead man's hug
Floyd | An analogy about obscurantism by Leaner Gilts
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 170706 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | The walls are videoscreen behind bullet-proof glass.
Floyd |
Floyd | A 17th century oak table stands here.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the table are a box of donuts (closed) and a potato.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "To communicate with Floyd, start your command with an f."
DavidW says, "For example, f x donuts."
Lionheart asks (of alex), "What's a cassowary?" Genevieve exclaims, "Oh my word, she got the cassowary in there!"
DavidW asks, "A cassowary is a bird, I think?"
Roger says, "It's a type of bird, yes"
Roger says, "like a littler ugly ostrich (but still pretty big)"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x donuts"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DONUTS
Floyd |
Floyd | You see nothing special about the box of donuts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x potato"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe it's just a potato.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Sparkle says, ""Okay. I think I remember that..."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open box"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | The smell of the donuts trigger an old, half-forgotten memory. It
Floyd | eludes you, like trying to grab black smoke.
Floyd |
Floyd | You open the box of donuts, revealing a donut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x donut"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DONUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel like it will solve all your problems.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell donut"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL DONUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You smell nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take donut"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE DONUT
Floyd |
Floyd | A ghostly apparition manifest iself above the table. The
Floyd | expressionless face of a horse.
Floyd | "Choose wisely, traveller. You can only take one of these things. One
Floyd | will get you eternal bliss. The other one is the right choice."
Floyd | The horse  dissipates.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "ItSeems like a box of donut, not a box of donuts" Roger says, "more like a box of do-not"
BrianK arrives, ready to play with the toys. DavidW asks, "So, we can have a donut or a potato?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x glass"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GLASS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | If only it were this easy. Maybe the potato will help.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Which should we take?"
Roger says, "Well there might be a peeler in the donut"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | A nicely carved 17th century table in dark oak, standing on spidery
Floyd | legs.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the table are a box of donuts (in which is a donut) and a potato.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look under table"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell potato"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | You smell nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I kinda want the donut."
Sparkle says, "I really don't like it when games say that you see nothing special."
Roger says, "It is agreed"
DavidW says, "We can always restart if we choose wrong."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take donut"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE DONUT
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | You blink.
Floyd |
Floyd | 3000 years later an expedition finds you, drifting in the rings of
Floyd | Saturn. They cure everything that ails you, and you live a a long,
Floyd | productive and happy life.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have achieved eternal bliss ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Laboratory of Dementia
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take potato"
Floyd ]  Lynch Street
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | As you grab the potato, it slips through your hands...
Floyd |
Floyd | ...onto the street...
Floyd |
Floyd | You think you see a shadowy horse gallop across the street.
Floyd |
Floyd | Lynch Street
Floyd | It's hard to comprehend. More the idea of a street.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a potato and a potato peeler here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "We chose... unwisely"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x peeler"
Floyd ]  Lynch Street
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's just a potato peeler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take peeler"
Floyd ]  Lynch Street
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x potato"
Floyd ]  Lynch Street
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | (the potato)
Floyd | Maybe it's just a potato.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take it"
Floyd ]  Lynch Street
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE IT
Floyd |
Floyd | As you grab the potato, it slips through your hands... and through a
Floyd | sewer grate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "damn you, seductive donut"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x grate"
Floyd ]  Lynch Street
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GRATE
Floyd |
Floyd | It leads down, towards the truth. Or maybe just darkness.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Lynch Street
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "Maybe we can fool it with the implicit take from 'peel potato with potato peeler'"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get box"
Floyd ]  Lynch Street
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET BOX
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb arrives, full of fun and funk.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open grate"
Floyd ]  Lynch Street
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN GRATE
Floyd |
Floyd | Ugh. You can't get your fingers in the crack. If only you had
Floyd | something to pry it with.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pry grate with peeler"
Floyd ]  Sewers
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PRY GRATE WITH PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a few minutes of fidgety work, with a few pinched fingers, but
Floyd | you finally manage to lift the sewer grate using the peeler. You stare
Floyd | for a moment, unblinking, into the dark. Then you hear the cassowary
Floyd | behind you and jump, instinctively.
Floyd |
Floyd | Sewers
Floyd | Filthy sewers.
Floyd |
Floyd | The potato seems to be stuck to the wall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "I know I've often been unable to get my fingers into my crack"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "peel potato"
Floyd ]  Sewers
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "NOOOOooooooo"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take potato"
Floyd ]  underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | (the potato)
Floyd | It colmes away with a quiet, hollow sound. You hold it, this precious
Floyd | thing, for a moment. Then you realize, to your horror, that it had
Floyd | been sucked into the end of a pipe. There is a faint, distant rushing
Floyd | of water for a second before it thunders out of the pipe, blowing you
Floyd | and the potato away, further down, down into the depths of the Earth.
Floyd |
Floyd | After what fells like eons of tumbling through flooded tunnels, first
Floyd | brick then rock, being slammed into the craggy edges and falling down
Floyd | waterfalls forever hidden in darkness, you're finally flushed into ...
Floyd |
Floyd | underground Lake
Floyd | You're swimming in eternal darkness. There is the faintest of light to
Floyd | the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
* Areeb has joined the channel.
Sparkle says, "Yeah. The donut."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | All you can do right now is swim.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x light"
Floyd ]  underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LIGHT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You swim to the east and soon realize that the light comes from a
Floyd | small skiff. As you reach it, a friendly hand helps you aboard.
Floyd |
Floyd | Underground Lake (in the mysterious boat)
Floyd | A friendly looking man with butterfly wings stands here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x man"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | He's an average looking dude, smiling at you. Behind his back is a
Floyd | pair of fanatastically beautiful butterfly wings.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "That's not average!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a potato peeler
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to man"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wings"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart tsks at "colmes away" and "fanatastically".
Sparkle disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x boat"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOAT
Floyd |
Floyd | In the mysterious boat is a fairyman.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Don't judge speed IFs too harshly :P"
DavidW says, "oh, I see. It's a pun."
Sparkle arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "give peeler to man"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE PEELER TO MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | The fairyman doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You would have to get out of the mysterious boat first.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "Roger, you are a baaaaad boy."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "kiss man"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | The potato will not like that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x potato"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | It's just a potato peeler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "ideas?"
Sparkle says, "I have no idea what's happening..."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a potato peeler
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to f), "kiss potato"
Genevieve says, "oops"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "kiss potato"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Taleslinger says, "Maybe he's a conversag"
Taleslinger says, "Maybe he's a conversational fellow"
DavidW says, "We're in a skiff in an underground lake with a fairyman and a potato peeler."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask man about potato"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's only a mystery because you want it to be."
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask man about peeler"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | "A useful tool. Better keep it close."
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask fairyman about fairman"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK FAIRYMAN ABOUT FAIRMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask fairyman about fairyman"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK FAIRYMAN ABOUT FAIRYMAN
Floyd |
Floyd | "I'm the Fairyman of the Riversticks, yes. I hope I can answer  some
Floyd | of your questions."
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask fairyman about me"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK FAIRYMAN ABOUT ME
Floyd |
Floyd | He shrugs. "You are what you are. The only questions is if that helps
Floyd | you at all.."
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask man about death"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT DEATH
Floyd |
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask him about donut"
Floyd ]  Underground Lake
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK HIM ABOUT DONUT
Floyd |
Floyd | "A tasty trap. Or is it?"
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ask man about cassowary"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK MAN ABOUT CASSOWARY
Floyd |
Floyd | His eyes go wide. "This is an evil you can't possibly understand. It
Floyd | has hunted me for 150 years, and I only barely escaped ... I ..." And
Floyd | then he stops. Blood forms on his chest, and with a terrible croak the
Floyd | cassowary's bloody beak pokes through it.
Floyd | You take a clumsy step towards the back of the boat.
Floyd | The terrible bird steps over the Fairyman's body with casual
Floyd | indifference, and begins to stalk towards you.
Floyd | Without a second thought, you jump into the depths.
Floyd |
Floyd | You sink, slowly, to the bottom, and there you find what you expected
Floyd | all along...
Floyd |
Floyd | bathroom
Floyd | It looks exactly like your - the player's - childhood bathroom and has
Floyd | all the usual fixtures.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "o. m. g."
Roger has disconnected.
Roger has connected. BrianK says, "oh no :("
Genevieve laughs!
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "turn on faucet"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON FAUCET
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get in bathtub"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET IN BATHTUB
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x fixtures"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FIXTURES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "x bathroom"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BATHROOM
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "sit on toilet"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SIT ON TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can sit down on.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x toilet"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | In the bowl swims a half-eaten donut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve exclaims, "Ewww!"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wash hands"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WASH HANDS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Do we take the donut, eat it, or flush the toilet?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x sink"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | In the sink are some potato peels.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "yay toilet donut"
Sparkle goes home. DavidW says, "oh, this is strange."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat peels\"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT PEELS\
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat peels"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT PEELS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get peels"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET PEELS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x potato peels"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POTATO PEELS
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to examine the potato peeler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x donut"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DONUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get all from sink"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ALL FROM SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tub"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TUB
Floyd |
Floyd | The fairyman's skeleton grins at you from the tub.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Well that's macabre"
DavidW says, "x skeleton"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x skeleton"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SKELETON
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get all from tub"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ALL FROM TUB
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Seems like they're just implemented as descriptions and not actual objects"
DavidW asks, "Looks like the fixtures are here but not their contents?"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x donut"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DONUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Painted on contents."
DavidW asks, "Maybe we can enter the sink or the toilet or the tub?"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "get donut"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET DONUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart exclaims, "My childhood bathroom has been replaced with an inexact replica!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "search sink"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter sink"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "enter toilet"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "turn on sink"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | It isn't something you can switch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "use sink"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > USE SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter tub"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER TUB
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter toilet"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a potato peeler
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "take bath"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE BATH
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flush toilet"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FLUSH TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "take shower"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SHOWER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve exclaims, "Grrr!"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "turn on water"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON WATER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "use toilet"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > USE TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hug man"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HUG MAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a potato peeler
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | But you aren't in anything at the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "climb in toilet"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB IN TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to climb inside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "use peeler on donut"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > USE PEELER ON DONUT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "peel potato"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | bathroom
Floyd | It looks exactly like your - the player's - childhood bathroom and has
Floyd | all the usual fixtures.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get all"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET ALL
Floyd |
Floyd | There are none at all available!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mirror"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | You look in the mirror and start to scream.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You are a cassowary too. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "ha ha"
BrianK exclaims, "Oh no!!!!!!"
Roger says, "ha"
Genevieve exclaims, "Ooh, actually, that's kinda cool!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "10/10 twist"
Tucker_ arrives, ready to play with the toys.
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > 10/10 TWIST
Floyd |
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "oops"
BrianK says, "10/10 twist"
Lionheart says, "All in all, I'd rather be on Saturn."
Tucker_ says, "i made a ball" DavidW says, "I think we probably saw most of that game, unless there's a response to xyzzy."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | bathroom
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "nice work, Gilrs"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | Cassowary
Floyd |  From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Floyd |
Floyd | Cassowaries (/ˈkæsəwɛəri/) are ratites (flightless birds without
Floyd | a
Floyd | keel on their sternum bone) in the genus Casuarius and are native to
Floyd | the tropical forests of New Guinea (Papua New Guinea and Indonesia),
Floyd | nearby islands, and northeastern Australia. 3 There are three extant
Floyd | species. The most common of these, the southern cassowary, is the
Floyd | third-tallest and second-heaviest living bird, smaller only than the
Floyd | ostrich and emu. Cassowaries feed mainly on fruit, although all
Floyd | species are truly omnivorous and will take a range of other plant
Floyd | food, including shoots and grass seeds, in addition to fungi,
Floyd | invertebrates, and small vertebrates. Cassowaries are very shy, but
Floyd | when provoked they are capable of inflicting injuries, occasionally
Floyd | fatal, to dogs and people.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Well, that was instructive."
Areeb says (to Floyd), "attack mirror"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ATTACK MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "break mirror"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BREAK MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Lionheart), "Thanks for trying xyzzy."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat donut"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT DONUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "flush toilet"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FLUSH TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "peck mirror"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PECK MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | If only it were this easy. Maybe the potato will help.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "attack self with peeler"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ATTACK SELF WITH PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to attack yourself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I think we've done all we can."
Taleslinger says, "yep"
Lionheart says, "Oh, so what's what the 'x me' response meant"
Taleslinger says, "Thanks for playing!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mirror"
Floyd ]  bathroom
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | You look in the mirror and start to scream.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You are a cassowary too. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "quit"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > QUIT
Floyd | cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" DavidW says (to Taleslinger), "Thank Leaner for us for the game."
BrianK says, "so the game was a journey of self-discovery"
Areeb says (to clubfloyd), "Of Avian Proportions" DavidW asks, "Do people need a break or shall we jump into the next game right away?"
Roger says, "Shoulda taken the blue pill I mean donut"
Genevieve asks, "Okay, did I miss something, or was there actually a mention of Canada in there? And if not, wasn't there supposed to be?"
Taleslinger says, "It was a Canadian Cassowary"
Roger says, "optional I think"
DavidW says, "The potato peeler was the only firm requirement."
Genevieve says, "Ah, gotcha. Fair enough."
Sparkle arrives, full of fun, but no funk. Lionheart says, "I may need a moment to recover from that long journey of self-discovery. ... Okay, I'm good now."
DavidW says (to Lionheart), "heh"
DavidW says, "Next game is mine. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask fourdaysofsummer"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Happy Canada Day!", says your friend David. Oh, that's right. It's
Floyd | Canada's 150th anniversary today. You suppose you should go do
Floyd | something Canadian to mark the occasion.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Let's go to Tim Hortons for donuts!" suggests David. Sure. That'll
Floyd | do.
Floyd |
Floyd | Four Days of Summer
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by David Welbourn
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 170707 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Apartment
Floyd | Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you
Floyd | don't care about any of them because they are not donuts. If you want
Floyd | any donuts, yummy yummy donuts, you'll have to leave the apartment to
Floyd | the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see David and your pet hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Sparkle says, "Sorry. I was working on an object in my home to see what I could do."
Taleslinger says, "I played DW's game, and it's petty grood"
Genevieve says, "I think some of the interactions with objects could have been written better... but I'm really impressed that she got the cassowary in there. ANd hey, I haven't written an IF game in yonks, so I probably have no room to talk. :-)"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pet hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PET HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hug hedgehod"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HUG HEDGEHOD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hug hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HUG HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | your pet hedgehog might not like that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x david"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DAVID
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, you've known David for years. He's a nice guy and all, but he'll
Floyd | talk about obscure bits of interactive fiction at the slightest
Floyd | excuse. And he's played so much "I. F.", as he calls it, he has lots
Floyd | of excuses.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "leave apartment"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LEAVE APARTMENT
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to leave.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "My pet hedgehog and I are estranged. Sad."
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | David says, "Bah, humbug. First you comb your hair. Then we can go get
Floyd | donuts."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "It's a speed-if!"
BrianK says, "I forgot that people call it I-F and not "if" as a word"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | You named your hedgehog Kipling because one of his "Just So Stories"
Floyd | involves a hedgehog and a tortoise who turned themselves into
Floyd | armadillos. He's not at all cuddly because of his spikes, but on the
Floyd | other hand, he's pretty laidback and has never given you any trouble.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "comb hair"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COMB HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to comb your hair with?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Sparkle says, "I didn't know you could have a hedgehog for a pet. I thought it was only cats and dogs. I suppose it makes sense, though."
Roger goes home.
Roger has disconnected.
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hedgehog"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "comb hair with hedgehog"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | You're not carrying your pet hedgehog.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COMB HAIR WITH HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | You're not carrying your pet hedgehog.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "whoops lagged"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get kipling"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET KIPLING
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up the spiky critter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says, "haha we all had the same idea"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "comb hair with kipling"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COMB HAIR WITH KIPLING
Floyd |
Floyd | You carefully comb your hair, using your hedgehog as a substitute
Floyd | comb. "I can't believe I'm doing this," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Did you get my 'Humbug' clue?" David asks. "You have to comb your
Floyd | hair with a hedgehog in that game."
Floyd |
Floyd | You pointedly ignore him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "no"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NO
Floyd |
Floyd | That was a rhetorical question.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
BrianK says (to Floyd), "comb david's hair"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COMB DAVID'S HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "throw kipling at david"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW KIPLING AT DAVID
Floyd |
Floyd | You lack the nerve when it comes to the crucial moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "comb david"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COMB DAVID
Floyd |
Floyd | (with your pet hedgehog)
Floyd | David doesn't need combing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "poor David is bald"
Tucker_ says, "floyd = eat kipling"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "kiss hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > KISS HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | your pet hedgehog might not like that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "We all need to be combed with a hedgehog"
Tucker_ says, "wait how do i talk to floyd"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Apartment
Floyd | Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you
Floyd | don't care about any of them because they are not donuts. If you want
Floyd | any donuts, yummy yummy donuts, you'll have to leave the apartment to
Floyd | the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see David here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "east"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAST
Floyd |
Floyd | As you head out the door, you ask "So why did I have to have nice hair
Floyd | to go to Timmy's? Isn't that a bit silly?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Not as silly as watching you try to comb your hair with a hedgehog,
Floyd | eh?" says David, grinning.
Floyd |
Floyd | Soon the two of you are enjoying a nice breakfast of donuts and
Floyd | double-doubles. But alas, breakfast eventually ends and now you're
Floyd | both standing outside the restaurant, thinking about the future.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Tim Hortons
Floyd | Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You
Floyd | might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons"
Floyd | and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking
Floyd | of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is
Floyd | to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | David says, "Oh, um, here's a red ketchup I 'borrowed' from the
Floyd | restaurant. You might find it useful later."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
jenrexrode says, "gee, I'm finally caught up after a phone call"
* Tucker_ has joined the channel.
Genevieve says, "David, I always thougt you were brilliant... this game just proves it."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x ketchup"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | Red ketchup is the best ketchup, but that's not saying much. Ketchup
Floyd | never appealed to you much.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
says (to Tucker_), "Thanks. Talk to Floyd by putting a f in front of your command."
BrianK asks, "are there colors of ketchup other than red?"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "eat ketchup"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | David stops you from possibly making the game unwinnable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "I think so, Brian"
jenrexrode says, "haha"
Roger says, "That David's a helpful guy"
BrianK says, "my world has grown slightly larger today"
Areeb asks, "So east or west?"
Sparkle says, "Interesting..."
Roger says, "I vote west"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "like this?"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LIKE THIS?
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says, "west is back to the apartment"
Tucker_ says, "oh" Genevieve says, "I absolutely love the Humbug reference."
DavidW says (to Genevieve), "Thanks!"
Tucker_ testing 1 2 3 hello
Tucker_ f DavidW says, "We've already missed a ref because no one examined our hair before combing it."
Genevieve exclaims, "Well poop!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x hair"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hair is all nicely combed. Well done.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "darn"
Areeb says, "oh no"
Genevieve says, "I should have thought of that. Not too quick on the draw today. SOrry."
DavidW says, "You can go back and examine the furnishings, though, if you like."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Apartment
Floyd | Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you
Floyd | don't care about any of them because the rest of the game is outside
Floyd | the apartment to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x furnishings"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FURNISHINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | As you try to examine your furnishings like some noob player, David
Floyd | says, "I heard that Timmy's brought Dutchies back."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Wow, really? I love those things. But I thought they were
Floyd | discontinued."
Floyd |
Floyd | "They were, but now they're back to celebrate Canada Day."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "ask david about dutchies"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK DAVID ABOUT DUTCHIES
Floyd |
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart asks (of Alex), "What is a dutchie?"
Roger says, "You got to pass the Dutchies on the left hand side"
DavidW says, "Sorry, no ask/tell in release 1."
Areeb says (to Floyd), "ask david about timy"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK DAVID ABOUT TIMY
Floyd |
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search furniture"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH FURNITURE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Dutchies are a delicious square donut with raisins."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search furnishings"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH FURNISHINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "ask david about timmy"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK DAVID ABOUT TIMMY
Floyd |
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Sparkle says, "East."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get furnishings"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET FURNISHINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | They're hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Yeah let's go east"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Apartment
Floyd | Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you
Floyd | don't care about any of them because the rest of the game is outside
Floyd | the apartment to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see David here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Taleslinger says, "Shameless self-insertion fanfic"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "east"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAST
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Tim Hortons
Floyd | Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You
Floyd | might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons"
Floyd | and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking
Floyd | of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is
Floyd | to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "loiter"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOITER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You step into the future...
Floyd |
Floyd | Dessert Island
Floyd | The desert island you find yourself on is pretty desolate. The only
Floyd | thing of interest is a lone palm tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Did that say Dessert Island?" you ask. "Shouldn't that be
Floyd | Desert Island?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yeah, looks like a typo," David agrees.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small motorboat is parked at the edge of the beach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x tree"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TREE
Floyd |
Floyd | You know what a palm tree looks like. You suppose you could climb up
Floyd | it if you really wanted to.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "x motorboat"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MOTORBOAT
Floyd |
Floyd | David wanted to go on another adventure, so he rented this boat, and
Floyd | long story short, now you're stuck here. Somehow he "forgot" to bring
Floyd | enough gas for a return trip.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "climb tree"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB TREE
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up the palm tree...
Floyd |
Floyd | Top of a Palm Tree
Floyd | Goodness there's a lot of large leaves up here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | These large leaves could be hiding anything.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | They're hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "take leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | They're hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "distill fuel from leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DISTILL FUEL FROM LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "search leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | Your search of the large leaves yields nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | They're plainly inedible.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "interrogate leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > INTERROGATE LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "pick leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PICK LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "dang I thought for sure it was cluing us to search the leaves"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "eat leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | They're plainly inedible.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "maybe we need to hide here"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "hide"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "enter leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | They're not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "hide in leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIDE IN LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says, "aww man you can't make fuel from leaves"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Top of a Palm Tree
Floyd | Goodness there's a lot of large leaves up here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see David here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Top of a Palm Tree
Floyd | Goodness there's a lot of large leaves up here.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see David here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I really do need to clue this island better."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x coconut"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COCONUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give leaves to david"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE LEAVES TO DAVID
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the large leaves)
Floyd | They're hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says (to Floyd), "david, climb tree"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DAVID, CLIMB TREE
Floyd |
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "wear leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the large leaves)
Floyd | They're hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "rip leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RIP LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "eat ketchup"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | David stops you from possibly making the game unwinnable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "tear leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TEAR LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You jump on the spot.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "maybe we need LOOK BEHIND/UNDER/etc"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "break leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BREAK LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "look under leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UNDER LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "look behind leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK BEHIND LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "l behind leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L BEHIND LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "I always thought those all did the same thing"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "take coconut\"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE COCONUT\
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Sparkle says, "Searching stuff is good, though."
BrianK says, "But then again I think I just code all my games to do the same thing"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a red ketchup
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Brian), "They do by default, yes."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put ketchup on leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KETCHUP ON LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on the large leaves would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "do it anyway"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DO IT ANYWAY
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get sand"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET SAND
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb back down the tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | Dessert Island
Floyd | The desert island you find yourself on is pretty desolate. The only
Floyd | thing of interest is a lone palm tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small motorboat is parked at the edge of the beach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "We could search the boat"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get sand"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET SAND
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "put ketchup in boat"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KETCHUP IN BOAT
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x boat"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BOAT
Floyd |
Floyd | David wanted to go on another adventure, so he rented this boat, and
Floyd | long story short, now you're stuck here. Somehow he "forgot" to bring
Floyd | enough gas for a return trip.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "search boat"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH BOAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Your search of the motorboat yields nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "search tree"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH TREE
Floyd |
Floyd | Hidden in the shade of the palm tree, you find a can of gasoline. You
Floyd | take it. Why are things always in the last place you look?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "whaaaaaat"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "x island"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ISLAND
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "drink gas"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRINK GAS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), ";"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ;
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says, "wait wot"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Dessert Island
Floyd | The desert island you find yourself on is pretty desolate. The only
Floyd | thing of interest is a lone palm tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small airplane is parked at the edge of the beach.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see David here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell gas\"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL GAS\
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell gas"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL GAS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "take gas"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE GAS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell can"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You smell nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "That's one shady tree"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "l under tree"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L UNDER TREE
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb asks, "an airplane??"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get can"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET CAN
Floyd |
Floyd | You already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "shake tree"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHAKE TREE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK asks, "I'm guessing if we searched things in a different order it would always be in the last place we looked?"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "fill bost"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FILL BOST
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Brian), "That's correct."
Areeb says (to Floyd), "x airplane"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X AIRPLANE
Floyd |
Floyd | David wanted to go on another adventure, so he rented this plane, and
Floyd | long story short, now you're stuck here. Somehow he "forgot" to bring
Floyd | enough gas for a return trip.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "fuel boat"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FUEL BOAT
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Taleslinger says, "DW is sneaky like that"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Dessert Island
Floyd | The desert island you find yourself on is pretty desolate. The only
Floyd | thing of interest is a lone palm tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small airplane is parked at the edge of the beach.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see David here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "put gas in plane"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT GAS IN PLANE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "x plane"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PLANE
Floyd |
Floyd | David wanted to go on another adventure, so he rented this plane, and
Floyd | long story short, now you're stuck here. Somehow he "forgot" to bring
Floyd | enough gas for a return trip.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "put gas in airplane"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT GAS IN AIRPLANE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK asks, "try gasoline?"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "enter boat"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER BOAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You hand over the can of gasoline. "Oh, well done," says David.
Floyd | "That's just what we need to get home. Now I can refill the airplane.
Floyd | Er... what's wrong?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Wasn't that airplane a motorboat before?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, like in Shade, when the potted hyacinth turned into a cactus?
Floyd | That was really spooky!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Feeling a headache coming on, you follow David into the plane for the
Floyd | trip home.
Floyd |
Floyd | Lakeshore Drive
Floyd | It's the end of another day. The past is to the west. The future is
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Guess what?" David asks. "I found some white chocolate on the plane
Floyd | on the way back. It was in a second hidden compartment inside the
Floyd | first hidden compartment. Here. I think you might need it."
Floyd |
Floyd | "So what are we doing tomorrow?" you ask, looking east.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I dunno. We'll think of something."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I'm so fixing this for release 2"
Lionheart says, "It's one of those boat-planes"
Taleslinger asks (of davidW), "What's the deal with that dessert island thing?"
BrianK says, "It was a typo"
Sparkle asks, "What are the leaves for?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "think"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THINK
Floyd |
Floyd | What a good idea.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "It was another possible hiding place for the gasoline :P"
DavidW says, "The leaves are one of the three possible searching spots."
DavidW says, "If you searched the boat and the tree first, then the leaves would have the gas."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put ketchup on chocolate"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KETCHUP ON CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on the white chocolate would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "The whole area is based on Shade by Zarf."
Areeb says (to Floyd), "eat chocolate"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | David stops you from possibly making the game unwinnable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x chocolate"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | White chocolate is better than no chocolate, but it's hardly that
Floyd | appealing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "smell chocolate"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You smell nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "give david chocolate"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE DAVID CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | David doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "we probably should have touched more stuff"
Taleslinger says (to dw), "Boo hiss"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Lakeshore Drive
Floyd | It's the end of another day. The past is to the west. The future is
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see David here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "I like white chocolate though"
Areeb asks, "lets go east?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "x future"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FUTURE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk into the future...
Floyd |
Floyd | Pasta Aisle
Floyd | It seems like you guys decided to do a bit of grocery shopping.
Floyd | There's a lot of different pastas and sauces here. The ends of the
Floyd | aisle are to the north and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Gnocchi," David intones solemnly. "I haven't had any gnocchi
Floyd | since.... Rome."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Stop that," you say. "Just... just stop."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "ha ha ha"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get pastas"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET PASTAS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get sauce"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET SAUCE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "x pasta"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PASTA
Floyd |
Floyd | You peruse the pastas. "Macaroni, spaghetti, spaghettini, bow-ties,
Floyd | egg noodles,... there's no gnocchi here," you tell David.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Clare isn't here either," he replies.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who's Clare?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Who do you want her to be?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Is every room a reference? This is the first one I got"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "take soaghettini"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SOAGHETTINI
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "take spaghettini"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SPAGHETTINI
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get bow-tie"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET BOW-TIE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Brian), "Not every room, no."
Areeb says (to Floyd), "x clare"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CLARE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Ah okay"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Pasta Aisle
Floyd | It seems like you guys decided to do a bit of grocery shopping.
Floyd | There's a lot of different pastas and sauces here. The ends of the
Floyd | aisle are to the north and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see David here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Aw. Bow-ties are cool;/"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a white chocolate
Floyd |   a red ketchup
Floyd |
Floyd | "Why did I bring food into a grocery store?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "That's what you're worried about?" David asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's not like I have a receipt for these things you keep giving me."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "pick up the phone booth"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PICK UP THE PHONE BOOTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I didn't put in many synonyms in the pasta. Sorry. Something I'll add in release 2."
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "put ketchup on shelf"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT KETCHUP ON SHELF
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get pasta"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET PASTA
Floyd |
Floyd | David says, "Nah, you don't need to do anything with this stuff."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat pasta"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT PASTA
Floyd |
Floyd | David says, "Nah, you don't need to do anything with this stuff."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Sparkle has missed some of the gameplay.
Areeb says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Pasta Aisle
Floyd | It seems like you guys decided to do a bit of grocery shopping.
Floyd | There's a lot of different pastas and sauces here. The ends of the
Floyd | aisle are to the north and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see David here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x sauce"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SAUCE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "get gnocchi"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET GNOCCHI
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "south"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SOUTH
Floyd |
Floyd | "So we're not going to buy anything?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Didn't say that," David says. "Aisle meet you outside."
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | No one deliberately goes to a parking lot for itself. A parking lot
Floyd | isn't a destination. It's an in-between place between where you were
Floyd | and where you're going. Which would be west and east, respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Here ya go," says David, handing you some blue berries.
Floyd |
Floyd | "And these will be useful when?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Tomorrow", he says, pointing east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says, "Aisle..."
BrianK says, "a parking lot is a liminal space"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "eat berries"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | David stops you from possibly making the game unwinnable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says, "if you go west does it just replay what we did"
Areeb slowly claps
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x berries"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | You find blueberries very appealing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "wait a minute...."
BrianK asks, "red ketchup, white chocolate, blue berries?????"
Lionheart says, "I've never peeled a blueberry."
Genevieve exclaims, "Stars and stripes forever!"
Lionheart says, "I thought we were in Canada. There's no blue on their flag."
BrianK says, "but... Canada Day! D:"
Roger says, "green clovers, purple horseshoes"
Areeb asks, "wasn;t this Canadian independence day?"
DavidW says, "Canada Day was July 1st. You're in July 3rd."
Genevieve says, "Frosted lucky charms: they're magically delicious."
Areeb says, "O"
BrianK says, "Ohhhh"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "east"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAST
Floyd |
Floyd | One more step into the future...
Floyd |
Floyd | Tater Island
Floyd | I gotta say, the United States has some weird tourist traps. Take this
Floyd | "Tater Island", a weird potato museum in... well, you're not really
Floyd | sure which state you're in.  But it's different, you gotta give it
Floyd | points for originality. The exit is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A potato peeler is just lying on the ground here!
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a lunar map here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "A propos of absolutely nothing: that leprechaun had the worst Irish accent I've ever heard."
Sparkle is confused but understands the game. BrianK says, "Oh that's right we're going into the future with every roo"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "x peeler"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | It looks like a perfectly ordinary handheld potato peeler, suitable
Floyd | for peeling potatoes, carrots, or whatever else needs peeling.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "take peeler"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | Wow. You've never found a potato peeler before. "I don't have to shave
Floyd | a yak with this thing, do I?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Of course not, you peel things with it," David says, as if
Floyd | this ought to be obvious.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "take peeler"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "peel chocolate with peeler"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL CHOCOLATE WITH PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "white" off the white chocolate!
Floyd |
Floyd | David asks, "That's neat. Can you put the colour back on it too?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel yak"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL YAK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb exclaims, "Ayy! We have regular chocolate now!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x chocolate"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You see nothing special about the chocolate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x white"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WHITE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's the essence of whiteness that you peeled off the chocolate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "take white"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE WHITE
Floyd |
Floyd | You already have that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel berries"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "blue" off the blue berries!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a blue peel
Floyd |   a white peel
Floyd |   a potato peeler
Floyd |   some plain berries
Floyd |   a plain chocolate
Floyd |   a red ketchup
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "peel ketchup with peeler"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL KETCHUP WITH PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "red" off the red ketchup!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "It's whiter than Pat Sajak"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put blue on ketchup"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BLUE ON KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | Neat. You now have a blue ketchup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "peel blueberries with peeler"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL BLUEBERRIES WITH PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "muahahahahahaha"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x blue ketchup"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BLUE KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | Blue ketchup? Oh, that's just wrong.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "peel ketchup with peeler"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL KETCHUP WITH PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "blue" off the blue ketchup!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH- darn it"
Areeb asks, "oh no, how are we gonna make the flag now?"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "put blue on ketchup"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BLUE ON KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | Cool. You now have a blue ketchup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a red peel
Floyd |   a white peel
Floyd |   a potato peeler
Floyd |   some plain berries
Floyd |   a plain chocolate
Floyd |   a blue ketchup
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "put white on ketchup"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT WHITE ON KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | But the blue ketchup is already blue!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put red on chocolate"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT RED ON CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | Huh. You now have a red chocolate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x red chocolate"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X RED CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's like red velvet cake but without the cake part.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "squirt ketchup"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SQUIRT KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "peel potatoes"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL POTATOES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "peel potatoe"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL POTATOE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "peel potato"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't peel the potato peeler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "I'm down for red velvet chocolate"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "peel ketchup and chocolate"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL KETCHUP AND CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't use multiple objects with that verb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "peel peeler"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't peel the potato peeler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Tater Island
Floyd | I gotta say, the United States has some weird tourist traps. Take this
Floyd | "Tater Island", a weird potato museum in... well, you're not really
Floyd | sure which state you're in.  But it's different, you gotta give it
Floyd | points for originality. The exit is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see David and a lunar map here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put white on berries"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT WHITE ON BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | Cool. You now have a white berries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says, "You need a meta-peeler for that"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x white berries"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WHITE BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | Careful. If these white berries are from mistletoe, they'll be very
Floyd | poisonous.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "peel map"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL MAP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't peel the lunar map.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says, "Yea thats part of the DLC"
says (to Floyd), "x peeler"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "eat white berries"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT WHITE BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | David stops you from possibly making the game unwinnable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "x map"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MAP
Floyd |
Floyd | The centerpiece of the musuem is a relief map of the Moon's surface,
Floyd | lovingly rendered in mashed potatoes. You fancy you can hear those
Floyd | musical notes from Close Encounters of the Third Kind in the
Floyd | background.
Floyd |
Floyd | In the middle of the map, in the Sea of Tranquility, there is a faded
Floyd | colourless flag.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Oh that's what we do with i"
BrianK says, "The colors, that is"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "peel ketchup"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "blue" off the blue ketchup!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "peel chocolate"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "red" off the red chocolate!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "put red on flag"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT RED ON FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You add the red peel to the faded flag, restoring some of its old
Floyd | glory.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger has disconnected.
Roger has connected.
Areeb says (to Floyd), "put red on map"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT RED ON MAP
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "peel berries"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "white" off the white berries!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "put white on flag"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT WHITE ON FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You add the white peel to the faded flag, restoring some of its old
Floyd | glory.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "put blue on flag"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BLUE ON FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You add the blue peel to the faded flag, restoring some of its old
Floyd | glory.
Floyd |
Floyd | The flag, fully restored to its old glory, proudly displays the Red,
Floyd | White, and Blue for everyone to see. You hear fireworks explode in the
Floyd | sky above.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Filfre: gratuitous fireworks," David whispers in your ear.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Shh," you whisper back.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** Happy Fourth of July! ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Areeb asks, "how does adding white to a faded flag make a difference?"
Genevieve says, "There we go."
BrianK says, "Well, if it's like old parchment and yellow, then you can paint it white"
Genevieve nods.
Roger says, "I enjoyed; thanks"
DavidW says, "yay"
Areeb exclaims, "I'll suspend my disbelief, Nice Game David!"
BrianK says, "The color mechanic is great"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Tater Island
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | David says, "I'm sorry. Would you like some tea? Here you go." He
Floyd | hands you a green tea.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel tea"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "green" off the green tea!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I borrowed the color mechanic idea from Emily's game Indigo."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put green on tea"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT GREEN ON TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | Huh. You now have a green tea.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Taleslinger says, "David has such a charming way with puzzles. You should check out his other games."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x tea"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | Green tea, eh? How distressingly healthy. Did they flavour this with
Floyd | lawn clippings?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "put green on david"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT GREEN ON DAVID
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on David would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "peel tea"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "green" off the green tea!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x tea"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | You see nothing special about the tea.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put green on flag"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT GREEN ON FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | David says, "No, that's not the right colour for this flag."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put green on chocolate"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT GREEN ON CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | Neat. You now have a green chocolate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x green chocolate"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GREEN CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | Huh. Green chocolate smells like pistachio nuts.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says, "Was going for the St. Patrick's Day ending"
Roger says, "or Mexico"
Peregrine arrives, full of neither funk nor fun. Peregrine exclaims, "hi!"
Lionheart exclaims, "happy cinco de mayo!"
BrianK says, "I imagine the problem with a larger game is that the combinations of color and item would blow up like crazy"
DavidW says (to Peregrine), "Good timing."
Areeb says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a plain tea
Floyd |   a blue peel
Floyd |   a potato peeler
Floyd |   some plain berries
Floyd |   a green chocolate
Floyd |   a plain ketchup
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel chocolate"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "green" off the green chocolate!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put green on ketchup"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT GREEN ON KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | Cool. You now have a green ketchup.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x ketchup"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | Is green ketchup made from green tomatoes?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "Wooo ooo."
Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "put red on berries"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT RED ON BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Taleslinger says (to Floyd), "peel red"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL RED
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel flag"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't peel the faded flag.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "put berries on red"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BERRIES ON RED
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "I guess it's too late since we put it on the flag already"
DavidW says, "yes, I'm sorry"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel ketchup"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "green" off the green ketchup!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "peel flag"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL FLAG
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't peel the faded flag.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put green on berries"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT GREEN ON BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | Huh. You now have a green berries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x berries"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | The green berries don't look very ripe.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "heheh"
DavidW says, "I hope to make release 2 a bit more friendly."
Sparkle says, "Interesting..."
Areeb says, "oh gosh, green ketchup was an actual thing"
DavidW says, "oh yes"
Genevieve, apparently having had enough of public life, disappears back to her Parisian retreat.
Genevieve arrives, ready to play with the toys.
Roger goes home.
Roger has disconnected. Genevieve says, "Sorry folks. MUD client ran out of time. I really need to buy it."
Sparkle asks, "What's our next game?"
Peregrine says, "Well, I hope you're peeling lucky..."
DavidW says, "The third game is called "Peeling Lucky" by Peregrine Wade."
Peregrine asks (of DavidW), "is this the most recent version?"
Peregrine says, "well, we'll see"
DavidW asks, "uh, I hope so?"
Roger arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "quit"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > QUIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
Floyd | > YES
Floyd | cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask peelinglucky"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Once upon a time...
Floyd |
Floyd | Peeling Lucky
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Peregrine Wade
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 170708 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves,
Floyd | as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and
Floyd | everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty,
Floyd | despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living
Floyd | room to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the table are a potato peeler (empty) and some diamonds.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | You're Snow White, in case you were wondering. And no, you don't bite
Floyd | people or try to drink their blood, whatever Miss Short may claim.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "David, you have a very charming way with words. The game mechanics are also excellent. All the object interactions made sense. The only thing I think could have been a bit more embellished was the leaves in the palm tree. People tried to interact with them in ways that made sense, but which didn't work. Just a suggestion though. Overall, I really enjoyed that."
Areeb exclaims, "what's with all the potato peelers!"
DavidW says (to Genevieve), "Thanks. I agree."
BrianK says, "It was a potato-peeler-themed speed-IF :P"
Genevieve says, "That was the object requirement for this Speed IF competition."
DavidW says (to Areeb), "That was the main premise. All games have a potato peeler."
DavidW says, "I found an actual potato peeler two weeks ago on the sidewalk."
Areeb says (to DavidW), "ah, I knew it couldn't be a coincidence"
BrianK says, "Wish I had been on to participate"
DavidW says, "So I decided it had to be put into a game or three."
Areeb says (to Floyd), "drink blood"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRINK BLOOD
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x peeler"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a funner operated by a crank. You put a potato inside, turn the
Floyd | crank, and the potato comes out at the other end, magically peeled.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Taleslinger asks, "Did you keep it?"
DavidW says, "yes"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x diamonds"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DIAMONDS
Floyd |
Floyd | The dwarves (or dwarfs) spend their days hard at work mining this
Floyd | stuff, but then they just leave it hanging around the place and never
Floyd | sell it. Go figure.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "take diamonds"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE DIAMONDS
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "hm. I'm tempted to put the diamonds into this peeler."
Peregrine says, "argh, thunderstorm"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "peel diamond"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL DIAMOND
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "There might be stuff in other rooms, though."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn crank"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN CRANK
Floyd |
Floyd | Crank: turned. Good job.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "use peeler on diamond"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > USE PEELER ON DIAMOND
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "put diamonds in peeler"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT DIAMONDS IN PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the diamonds into the potato peeler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says, "aww man I have to go, cya guys"
Peregrine says, "me too"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "turn crank"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN CRANK
Floyd |
Floyd | Crank: turned. Good job.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "bye Areeb"
Areeb goes home.
Genevieve says (to floyd), "l in peeler"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L IN PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | The potato peeler is empty.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Peregrine), "aw geez. bye."
Peregrine says, "thunderstorm threatening my internet"
Peregrine hops into the DeLorean and heads off to the future.
Sparkle has enjoyed her time here.
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x diamonds"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DIAMONDS
Floyd |
Floyd | These diamonds look slightly scratched now. That potato peeler, no
Floyd | doubt.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "Heh."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "get diamonds"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET DIAMONDS
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "The potato peeler must use diamonds to peel"
DavidW asks, "Should we peel them some more? Or are they just not the things to use?"
DavidW says, "oh, maybe."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves,
Floyd | as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and
Floyd | everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty,
Floyd | despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living
Floyd | room to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the table is a potato peeler (empty).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "Aww, I'm sorry Peregrine had to go."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | On the table is a potato peeler (empty).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "North or south?"
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "take peeler"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's far too heavy a contraption to carry around. You'd rather not
Floyd | drop it on your foot, lest the pain be inconvenient.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "I had a feeling that would be too heavy."
BrianK says, "South"
Tucker_ says, "lets go south first"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You can still hear the sound of drunken dwarves (or dwarven drunks)
Floyd | snoring solemnly from within the confines of the living room. Best not
Floyd | to bother them now.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "South is a no go."
BrianK says, "okay, north it is"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | There is no door to the north, because in Airy Fairy Dairy Tralalala
Floyd | Forest the sun always shines -- even at midnight, which is somewhat
Floyd | inconvenient, but never mind. The kitchen lies to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | An utterly evil witch is waiting for you, patiently holding out a
Floyd | bright red apple. Her arm looks stiff from all that waiting, as far as
Floyd | you can judge from the irritated and bored expression on her ugly
Floyd | face.
Floyd |
Floyd | The witch tries to grab the diamonds, but your reflexes are too fast
Floyd | for her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x witch"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | She looks somewhat malevolent, albeit a tad bored. In her hand is an
Floyd | apple.
Floyd |
Floyd | The witch appears to have a fixation upon those diamonds of yours.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x apple"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You see nothing special about the apple.
Floyd |
Floyd | The witch is now staring at the diamonds that you carry around so
Floyd | boldly upon your person.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "ask witch about apple"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK WITCH ABOUT APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I think we need to retreat."
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "give diamonds to witch"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE DIAMONDS TO WITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You can only do that to something animate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says (to Floyd), "attack witch"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ATTACK WITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Violence. Tut, tut, tut.
Floyd |
Floyd | The witch tries to grab the diamonds, but your reflexes are too fast
Floyd | for her.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Maybe the witch will follow us, like a dog following a steak."
Tucker_ says, "lets see"
BrianK says, "I think this is the not-the-most-recent version that Peregrine was asking about"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves,
Floyd | as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and
Floyd | everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty,
Floyd | despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living
Floyd | room to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the table is a potato peeler (empty).
Floyd |
Floyd | The utterly evil witch arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "since he mentioned elsewhere that he was fixing a but regarding making the witch a person"
BrianK says, "a bug*"
Sparkle disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take apple"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach out tentatively. "At last!" the witch cackles with relief.
Floyd | "Any longer and I would have been late for my breakfast!" She gives
Floyd | you the apple and vanishes in a puff of black smoke. The birds stop
Floyd | singing for a moment, allowing some invisible musician to play on his
Floyd | strident organ with notes of doom.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh. I wonder if that was a mistake."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Sparkle arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put diamonds in peeler"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT DIAMONDS IN PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the diamonds into the potato peeler.
Floyd |
Floyd | The witch tries to grab the diamonds, and you swiftly push her into
Floyd | the potato peeler. Despite all her efforts, she remains stuck inside
Floyd | it. "Damn you, Snow White!" she curses.
Floyd |
Floyd | The witch wiggles and shakes her fist angrily, but remains resolutely
Floyd | stuck inside the potato peeler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn crank"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN CRANK
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a gruesome sound as you promptly perform both magicide and
Floyd | regicide in one turn of the crank. The witch being no more, you become
Floyd | the rightful Queen of Lalaland, and reign for many years.
Floyd | Crank: turned. Good job.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Genevieve hahaha! Nice! I was just going to try that. DavidW says, "okay, that's probably the best ending, but there's gotta be others."
Sparkle has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "restart"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Once upon a time...
Floyd |
Floyd | Peeling Lucky
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Peregrine Wade
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 170708 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves,
Floyd | as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and
Floyd | everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty,
Floyd | despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living
Floyd | room to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the table are a potato peeler (empty) and some diamonds.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | There is no door to the north, because in Airy Fairy Dairy Tralalala
Floyd | Forest the sun always shines -- even at midnight, which is somewhat
Floyd | inconvenient, but never mind. The kitchen lies to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | An utterly evil witch is waiting for you, patiently holding out a
Floyd | bright red apple. Her arm looks stiff from all that waiting, as far as
Floyd | you can judge from the irritated and bored expression on her ugly
Floyd | face.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take apple"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach out tentatively. "At last!" the witch cackles with relief.
Floyd | "Any longer and I would have been late for my breakfast!" She gives
Floyd | you the apple and vanishes in a puff of black smoke. The birds stop
Floyd | singing for a moment, allowing some invisible musician to play on his
Floyd | strident organ with notes of doom.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "eat apple"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You bite into it.  Alas, it is poisoned. You drop down and fall into a
Floyd | coma, from which you are awakened by an ugly prince with boils on his
Floyd | nose. You take the nearest axe and bean him over the head: serves him
Floyd | right for sexual harassment.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** And another cheerful day goes by... ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "Ugly prince, eh?"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put apple in peeler"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT APPLE IN PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve grins. "I love this, even though the witch isn't classified as animate."
DavidW says, "The peeler is south."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves,
Floyd | as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and
Floyd | everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty,
Floyd | despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living
Floyd | room to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the table are a potato peeler (empty) and some diamonds.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put apple in peeler"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT APPLE IN PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the apple into the potato peeler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ says, "i gotta go. goo'bye"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "turn crank"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN CRANK
Floyd |
Floyd | Crank: turned. Good job.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Tucker_ goes home.
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x apple"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's been peeled. Yay.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "ha"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "eat apple"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You bite into it. Tasty, and without the slightest trace of poison in
Floyd | it.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh, I liked that."
* Sparkle has left the channel.
Genevieve says, "Yeah, I had feeling that peeling it would get rid of the poison."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | You utter the magic word. The fabric of reality transmutates into
Floyd | cosmic doughnuts, celestial waffles and baffled Canadians. You hear a
Floyd | mystic voice mutter, "150. That is the answer. Not 42, you brainless
Floyd | numbskulls."
Floyd |
Floyd | And then all returns to normal once more. Whew.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve exclaims, "Niiice!"
DavidW says, "yay gratutious references."
DavidW says, "All three games defined XYZZY. So nice."
DavidW says, "well, that's been all three games. I think we may be done unless we want to try out stuff in any of them."
BrianK says, "Well personally I want to go back to your game and look at all the remaining color combinations"
DavidW says, "There's a few other minor bits in my game too."
DavidW asks, "Shall we do that then?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "quit"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > QUIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
Floyd | > YES
Floyd | cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask fourdaysofsummer"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | "Happy Canada Day!", says your friend David. Oh, that's right. It's
Floyd | Canada's 150th anniversary today. You suppose you should go do
Floyd | something Canadian to mark the occasion.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Let's go to Tim Hortons for donuts!" suggests David. Sure. That'll
Floyd | do.
Floyd |
Floyd | Four Days of Summer
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by David Welbourn
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 170707 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Apartment
Floyd | Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you
Floyd | don't care about any of them because they are not donuts. If you want
Floyd | any donuts, yummy yummy donuts, you'll have to leave the apartment to
Floyd | the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see David and your pet hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hair"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hair is a maze of twisty little protein strands.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take pet"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PET
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up the spiky critter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "comb hair"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COMB HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | (with your pet hedgehog)
Floyd | You carefully comb your hair, using your hedgehog as a substitute
Floyd | comb. "I can't believe I'm doing this," you say.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Did you get my 'Humbug' clue?" David asks. "You have to comb your
Floyd | hair with a hedgehog in that game."
Floyd |
Floyd | You pointedly ignore him.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | As you head out the door, you ask "So why did I have to have nice hair
Floyd | to go to Timmy's? Isn't that a bit silly?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Not as silly as watching you try to comb your hair with a hedgehog,
Floyd | eh?" says David, grinning.
Floyd |
Floyd | Soon the two of you are enjoying a nice breakfast of donuts and
Floyd | double-doubles. But alas, breakfast eventually ends and now you're
Floyd | both standing outside the restaurant, thinking about the future.
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Tim Hortons
Floyd | Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You
Floyd | might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons"
Floyd | and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking
Floyd | of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is
Floyd | to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | David says, "Oh, um, here's a red ketchup I 'borrowed' from the
Floyd | restaurant. You might find it useful later."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You step into the future...
Floyd |
Floyd | Dessert Island
Floyd | The desert island you find yourself on is pretty desolate. The only
Floyd | thing of interest is a lone palm tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Did that say Dessert Island?" you ask. "Shouldn't that be
Floyd | Desert Island?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Yeah, looks like a typo," David agrees.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small motorboat is parked at the edge of the beach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | "You can't just walk off the island," says David impatiently.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I don't see why not. We walked east from Tim Hortons to get here,
Floyd | didn't we?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "No, no, that was yesterday. All sorts of things happened
Floyd | between then and now. And we rented a boat to get here, remember?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | "Look, see if you can find some fuel around here. Search everything.
Floyd | There's bound to be something that can help us," David says.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search boat"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH BOAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Your search of the motorboat yields nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search tree"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH TREE
Floyd |
Floyd | Your search of the palm tree yields nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb up the palm tree...
Floyd |
Floyd | Top of a Palm Tree
Floyd | Goodness there's a lot of large leaves up here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search leaves"
Floyd ]  Top of a Palm Tree                                   July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH LEAVES
Floyd |
Floyd | Behind a cluster of particularly large leaves, you find a can of
Floyd | gasoline. You take it. Why are things always in the last place you
Floyd | look?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  Dessert Island                                       July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb back down the tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | Dessert Island
Floyd | The desert island you find yourself on is pretty desolate. The only
Floyd | thing of interest is a lone palm tree.
Floyd |
Floyd | A small airplane is parked at the edge of the beach.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "give can to david"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE CAN TO DAVID
Floyd |
Floyd | You hand over the can of gasoline. "Oh, well done," says David.
Floyd | "That's just what we need to get home. Now I can refill the airplane.
Floyd | Er... what's wrong?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Wasn't that airplane a motorboat before?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Oh, like in Shade, when the potted hyacinth turned into a cactus?
Floyd | That was really spooky!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Feeling a headache coming on, you follow David into the plane for the
Floyd | trip home.
Floyd |
Floyd | Lakeshore Drive
Floyd | It's the end of another day. The past is to the west. The future is
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Guess what?" David asks. "I found some white chocolate on the plane
Floyd | on the way back. It was in a second hidden compartment inside the
Floyd | first hidden compartment. Here. I think you might need it."
Floyd |
Floyd | "So what are we doing tomorrow?" you ask, looking east.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I dunno. We'll think of something."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk into the future...
Floyd |
Floyd | Pasta Aisle
Floyd | It seems like you guys decided to do a bit of grocery shopping.
Floyd | There's a lot of different pastas and sauces here. The ends of the
Floyd | aisle are to the north and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Gnocchi," David intones solemnly. "I haven't had any gnocchi
Floyd | since.... Rome."
Floyd |
Floyd | "Stop that," you say. "Just... just stop."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "Darn, I wanted to see the IF reference on the furniture."
Genevieve says, "Oh well... I can always look another time."
DavidW says, "There wasn't a ref there. That's where I mentioned Dutchies."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Pasta Aisle                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a white chocolate
Floyd |   a red ketchup
Floyd |
Floyd | "Why did I bring food into a grocery store?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "That's what you're worried about?" David asks.
Floyd |
Floyd | "It's not like I have a receipt for these things you keep giving me."
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "I think the "second hidden compartment" line would only make sense if you found the gasoline in the motorboat"
DavidW says (to BrianK), "I agree."
Genevieve says, "Mm, good point."
DavidW says, "But I was rushing to get the game done."
Roger says, "You could find red herrings in the first two locations"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | "So we're not going to buy anything?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Didn't say that," David says. "Aisle meet you outside."
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | No one deliberately goes to a parking lot for itself. A parking lot
Floyd | isn't a destination. It's an in-between place between where you were
Floyd | and where you're going. Which would be west and east, respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Here ya go," says David, handing you some blue berries.
Floyd |
Floyd | "And these will be useful when?"
Floyd |
Floyd | "Tomorrow", he says, pointing east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Just suggestions for a release 2"
Roger says, "the thing that you ordered from etsy that you don't know what it is"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | One more step into the future...
Floyd |
Floyd | Tater Island
Floyd | I gotta say, the United States has some weird tourist traps. Take this
Floyd | "Tater Island", a weird potato museum in... well, you're not really
Floyd | sure which state you're in.  But it's different, you gotta give it
Floyd | points for originality. The exit is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | A potato peeler is just lying on the ground here!
Floyd |
Floyd | You can also see a lunar map here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take peeler"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | Wow. You've never found a potato peeler before. "I don't have to shave
Floyd | a yak with this thing, do I?" you ask.
Floyd |
Floyd | "Of course not, you peel things with it," David says, as if
Floyd | this ought to be obvious.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | David says, "I'm sorry. Would you like some tea? Here you go." He
Floyd | hands you a green tea.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask david about IF"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK DAVID ABOUT IF
Floyd |
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "By the way, we can still walk all the way back to the apartment."
BrianK says, "Ooh"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "ask david about Humbug"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ASK DAVID ABOUT HUMBUG
Floyd |
Floyd | There is no reply.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Can we peel things in the past"
DavidW says, "You can peel things if you have the peeler, but there's only four peelables: ketchup, chocolate, berries, and tea."
BrianK says, "Ah"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You step into the past...
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | No one deliberately goes to a parking lot for itself. A parking lot
Floyd | isn't a destination. It's an in-between place between where you were
Floyd | and where you're going. Which would be west and east, respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You step into the past...
Floyd |
Floyd | Lakeshore Drive
Floyd | It's the end of another day. The past is to the west. The future is
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk into the past...
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Tim Hortons
Floyd | Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You
Floyd | might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons"
Floyd | and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking
Floyd | of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is
Floyd | to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Apartment
Floyd | Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you
Floyd | don't care about any of them because the rest of the game is outside
Floyd | the apartment to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see your pet hedgehog here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take pet"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PET
Floyd |
Floyd | You pick up the spiky critter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Tim Hortons
Floyd | Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You
Floyd | might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons"
Floyd | and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking
Floyd | of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is
Floyd | to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You step into the future...
Floyd |
Floyd | Lakeshore Drive
Floyd | It's the end of another day. The past is to the west. The future is
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Parking Lot                                          July 3rd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk into the future...
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | No one deliberately goes to a parking lot for itself. A parking lot
Floyd | isn't a destination. It's an in-between place between where you were
Floyd | and where you're going. Which would be west and east, respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | One more step into the future...
Floyd |
Floyd | Tater Island
Floyd | I gotta say, the United States has some weird tourist traps. Take this
Floyd | "Tater Island", a weird potato museum in... well, you're not really
Floyd | sure which state you're in.  But it's different, you gotta give it
Floyd | points for originality. The exit is to the west.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see a lunar map here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put pet on map"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT PET ON MAP
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on the lunar map would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "The whole time thing I borrowed from an obscure game called Eschew if you were She."
Taleslinger says, "e"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't peel your pet hedgehog.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Taleslinger asks, "does putting the green on anything do something we missed?"
DavidW says (to Taleslinger), "no, but I have an idea for release 2 for the green."
Genevieve says, "Nope. Someone already tried that."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel ketchup"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "red" off the red ketchup!
Floyd |
Floyd | David asks, "That's neat. Can you put the colour back on it too?"
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel chocolate"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "white" off the white chocolate!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel berries"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "blue" off the blue berries!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel tea"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "green" off the green tea!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put red on tea"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT RED ON TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | Neat. You now have a red tea.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x tea"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | Looks like hibiscus tea. Very herbal.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "drink tea"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DRINK TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | David stops you from possibly making the game unwinnable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Taleslinger says, "Okay, gtg"
Taleslinger goes to commerical.
Taleslinger has disconnected.
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel tea. put white on tea. x tea"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL TEA. PUT WHITE ON TEA. X TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "red" off the red tea!
Floyd |
Floyd | Amazing. You now have a white tea.
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh nice. You've never had white tea before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel tea. put blue on tea. x tea"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL TEA. PUT BLUE ON TEA. X TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "white" off the white tea!
Floyd |
Floyd | Huh. You now have a blue tea.
Floyd |
Floyd | You frown. The blue tea smells like elderberries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve laughs!
DavidW says, "Arsenic and Old Lace ref."
Genevieve exclaims, "Also... Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail ref!"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel tea. put white on ketchup. x ketchup"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL TEA. PUT WHITE ON KETCHUP. X KETCHUP
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "blue" off the blue tea!
Floyd |
Floyd | Cool. You now have a white ketchup.
Floyd |
Floyd | Whoever heard of white ketchup? Is this ranch dressing now?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve snerks.
BrianK says (to Floyd), "peel ketchup. put blue on chocolate. x chocolate"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PEEL KETCHUP. PUT BLUE ON CHOCOLATE. X CHOCOLATE
Floyd |
Floyd | You peel the "white" off the white ketchup!
Floyd |
Floyd | Huh. You now have a blue chocolate.
Floyd |
Floyd | You look at the blue chocolate with horror.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "put red on berries"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT RED ON BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | Cool. You now have a red berries.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "x berries"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BERRIES
Floyd |
Floyd | They're not strawberries or raspberries. They're some other sort of
Floyd | red berries that you don't recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "I think we hit up all the combinations now"
DavidW says, "I think so."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put green on hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT GREEN ON HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on your pet hedgehog would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve asks, "Did we put the green on the chocolate, and if so, what did it look like?"
Lionheart says (to Floyd), "put blue on hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Tater Island                                         July 4th
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BLUE ON HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on your pet hedgehog would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I think the only thing we skipped was a weird bit if you drop the ketchup on the Dessert Island."
BrianK says, "It smelled like pistachioes"
Lionheart says, "Trying to make Sonic"
Genevieve says, "Oh, that's right. Thank you."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w. w."
Floyd ]  Lakeshore Drive                                      July 2nd
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W. W.
Floyd |
Floyd | You step into the past...
Floyd |
Floyd | Parking Lot
Floyd | No one deliberately goes to a parking lot for itself. A parking lot
Floyd | isn't a destination. It's an in-between place between where you were
Floyd | and where you're going. Which would be west and east, respectively.
Floyd |
Floyd | You step into the past...
Floyd |
Floyd | Lakeshore Drive
Floyd | It's the end of another day. The past is to the west. The future is
Floyd | east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk into the past...
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Tim Hortons
Floyd | Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You
Floyd | might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons"
Floyd | and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking
Floyd | of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is
Floyd | to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Oh we can't access the island anymore"
DavidW says, "not now, no."
Genevieve says (to floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Apartment
Floyd | Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you
Floyd | don't care about any of them because the rest of the game is outside
Floyd | the apartment to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | David says, "Hm. You've already got tea, so I'll have to give you no
Floyd | tea." He then somehow hands you no tea which makes the tea you were
Floyd | carrying vanish.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You wouldn't believe how useful a lack of common sense can be,
Floyd | sometimes," David remarks as if quoting a guide book.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Roger says, "The past is a foreign, unimplemented country."
DavidW says, "ah, the Hitchhiker ref"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a white peel
Floyd |   a green peel
Floyd |   your pet hedgehog
Floyd |   a potato peeler
Floyd |   some red berries
Floyd |   a blue chocolate
Floyd |   a plain ketchup
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | David says, "I'm sorry. Would you like some tea? Here you go." He
Floyd | hands you a green tea.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a plain tea
Floyd |   a white peel
Floyd |   a green peel
Floyd |   your pet hedgehog
Floyd |   a potato peeler
Floyd |   some red berries
Floyd |   a blue chocolate
Floyd |   a plain ketchup
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "drop tea"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP TEA
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside Tim Hortons
Floyd | Loitering outside a Timmy's isn't a habit you want to get into. You
Floyd | might start questioning why there isn't an apostrophe in "Tim Hortons"
Floyd | and such questions lead to madness. Or maybe just to Quebec. Speaking
Floyd | of ways to go, your apartment is back west and an uncertain future is
Floyd | to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I incorrectly assumed the tea would be green when you xyzzy it."
BrianK says (to Floyd), "xyzzy"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > XYZZY
Floyd |
Floyd | David says, "I'm sorry. Would you like some tea? Here you go." He
Floyd | hands you a green tea.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   a plain tea
Floyd |   a white peel
Floyd |   a green peel
Floyd |   your pet hedgehog
Floyd |   a potato peeler
Floyd |   some red berries
Floyd |   a blue chocolate
Floyd |   a plain ketchup
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "feed chocolate to hedgehog"
Floyd ]  Outside Tim Hortons                                  July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FEED CHOCOLATE TO HEDGEHOG
Floyd |
Floyd | your pet hedgehog doesn't seem interested.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Nice of game-David to get my tea that I left in the past for me"
Genevieve asks, "Sorry for being so stupid, but where's the reference in the apartment, David?"
DavidW says (to Genevieve), "It really wasn't the apartment itself that had a reference, but your hair is a "twisty maze" of protein strands before combing."
Doug arrives, full of funk, but no fun. Genevieve says, "Oh, my bad. Somehow I thought there was one in the apartment itself. Very cool reference though. Thanks."
DavidW says, "The only things in the apartment are you, David, the hedgehog, furnishings, and a comb."
BrianK asks, "There's an actual comb?"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Your Apartment
Floyd | Your apartment has all sorts of nice furnishings, but right now you
Floyd | don't care about any of them because the rest of the game is outside
Floyd | the apartment to the east.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "No, but there's a comb object to say there's no comb."
BrianK says, "Ah"
BrianK says (to Floyd), "x comb"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X COMB
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't actually own a comb.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "I want a Dutchy now."
DavidW says, "oh, and your hair is part of you."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hair"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | Your hair is all nicely combed. Well done.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "pull hair"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "uncomb hair"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNCOMB HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "get hair"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | That seems to be a part of yourself.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "mess up hair"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MESS UP HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK says (to Floyd), "put green on hair"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT GREEN ON HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on your hair would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "tousle hair"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUSLE HAIR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Yes, I'll let you have green hair for release 2."
BrianK says, "Teehee"
Genevieve says, "You and Peregrine are both very clever. I'm really impressed. I enjoyed the ending of Leaner's game, too, although I have to confess that a lot of it didn't really make sense to me."
DavidW says, "thanks"
DavidW says, "I think this may be my best game so far, but I'll have to see how well it does on IFDB to be sure."
Genevieve says, "It's a good thing I don't have to judge these, because I don't know whose I like better: yours or Peri's."
Sparkle arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
Sparkle has had her fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge. DavidW says, "I wonder if Sparkle wants to use Floyd to play another game."
DavidW says, "I'm very pleased how this speed turned out. I'll have to try this again the next time I find something on the sidewalk."
Areeb arrives, ready to play with the toys. Genevieve says, "I love that Peri invented a unique potato peeler for his game. The writing is also really strong. But the clever references and wording in yours are amazing, too."
DavidW says, "I'd like to thank everyone for playing and especial thanks to Leaner and Peregrine for their games."
DavidW says, "I understand that Peregrine intends to enter both IntroComp and the IF Comp."
Genevieve says, "This makes me wonder if I should have been spending my time trying to learn Inform rather than Jotacode... although I'm honestly terrible at writing puzzle-oriented stuff."
DavidW says (to Genevieve), "So write something puzzleless."
Genevieve asks, "Huh. Most IF is all about puzzles though, isn't it?"
DavidW says, "Yes, but it's not mandatory by any means."
Genevieve says, "I want to write... something where you have to wander around dungeons and fight things. Yes, I know, how cliche. :-) But it's what I wish I could do."
DavidW says (to Genevieve), "You know what you could do. You could come up the ideas and gameplay and get someone else to help do the coding or do all the coding."
Genevieve says, "Yeah, I could, but it would be nice to be able to find a way of doing it myself."
DavidW says, "Of course."
DavidW says, "Are you on #i7? That's the channel for asking help about Inform 7."
Genevieve says, "I'd make it possible to find and use various weapons, certain weapons working better on certain monsters. And you'd have to have a lamp in dark rooms, and find more fuel to use when your fuel burns low. And I think I'd make hunger something you'd have to contend with, too, but you could search the dungeons for food."
DavidW says, "And you can make little test games for yourself before trying to make the big game."
Genevieve says, "Oh, definitely."
Doug says, "I think people get intimidated by the word 'puzzle'. Puzzles don't have to be hard. Even something that makes you stop and think for 5 seconds counts as a puzzle."
Peregrine arrives, full of funk, but no fun. DavidW says (to Peregrine), "Welcome back."
Doug says, "I noticed a few recent games that explicitly claimed to be 'puzzleless' but they still had puzzles, IMO, just very easy ones (or optional ones)."
Peregrine asks (of DavidW), "how was my game received?"
DavidW says (to Peregrine), "Quite well, I think."
Genevieve exclaims, "I loved it!"
Peregrine says, "Thanks."
DavidW says, "We found three endings."
Doug says, "which makes me think it's actually kind of hard to avoid putting puzzles in an IF game. They just happen naturally as a result of interactivity."
Peregrine says, "There are six endings, actually. But you probably found the 3 most interesting ones."
Genevieve says, "I don't even know if I'd be able to pick up Inform. But I'm going to try a few of my ideas out here before I go about doing that, because I know how I would implement them."
DavidW asks, "SIX?"
Peregrine says, "Yep."
DavidW says, "We ground up the witch. We ate the poisoned apple. And we ate the peeled apple."
jenrexrode asks, "any action on the diamonds?"
Peregrine says, "nah, sorry"
DavidW says, "I guess we could've given the diamonds or dropped the diamonds so the witch took them."
Peregrine says, "Nope, actually"
Genevieve says, "Also, we never tried to lead the witch into the room with the drunken dwarfs... or dwarves. :-) If it would let us."
jenrexrode asks, "red herring?"
DavidW says, "hm. We didn't try leaving the cottage."
Peregrine says, "that's one."
DavidW asks, "or leading the witch to the sleeping dwarves?"
Peregrine says, "the other two involve interacting with scenery"
DavidW says, "oh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "quit"
Floyd ]  Your Apartment                                       July 1st
Floyd | >
Floyd | > QUIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
Peregrine says (to DavidW), "that should have been in the game, actually. I'll update it sometime."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
Floyd | > YES
Floyd | cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask peelinglucky"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Once upon a time...
Floyd |
Floyd | Peeling Lucky
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Peregrine Wade
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 170708 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves,
Floyd | as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and
Floyd | everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty,
Floyd | despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living
Floyd | room to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the table are a potato peeler (empty) and some diamonds.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to DavidW), "I didn't have the time to come up with that good idea"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take table"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "hang on, need to check this is the right version"
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | There is no door to the north, because in Airy Fairy Dairy Tralalala
Floyd | Forest the sun always shines -- even at midnight, which is somewhat
Floyd | inconvenient, but never mind. The kitchen lies to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | An utterly evil witch is waiting for you, patiently holding out a
Floyd | bright red apple. Her arm looks stiff from all that waiting, as far as
Floyd | you can judge from the irritated and bored expression on her ugly
Floyd | face.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "witch, hello"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WITCH, HELLO
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't talk to the utterly evil witch.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "ah, yes. This is the version where the witch isn't a person :P"
DavidW says, "oops. Sorry."
Peregrine says, "no problem"
Genevieve says, "I'm calling the witches' Rights Tribunal on you! ;-)"
Peregrine says, "I'll probably update it further, anyway"
DavidW says, "I plan to update mine."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk off into the woods, alone, and meet a werewolf, a woodcutter
Floyd | and a wailing woman walking on water.  The rest of the story is
Floyd | somewhat complicated, and also alliterative.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "be prepared to see an extended edition in the forseeable future! muahaha"
Genevieve says, "By the way, Peri, I loved that you invented a unique potato peelere for this game and didn't have the player use an ordinary one."
Genevieve says, "Love all the fairy tale references, too."
Peregrine says (to Genevieve), "I am flattered :-)"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit witch"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT WITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | Violence. Tut, tut, tut.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Hallway
Floyd | There is no door to the north, because in Airy Fairy Dairy Tralalala
Floyd | Forest the sun always shines -- even at midnight, which is somewhat
Floyd | inconvenient, but never mind. The kitchen lies to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | An utterly evil witch is waiting for you, patiently holding out a
Floyd | bright red apple. Her arm looks stiff from all that waiting, as far as
Floyd | you can judge from the irritated and bored expression on her ugly
Floyd | face.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sun"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SUN
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x arm"
Floyd ]  Hallway
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ARM
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "another thing to implement"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | This is a kitchen specifically designed for seven dwarfs (or dwarves,
Floyd | as the pedants would put it). Hence, the ceiling is somewhat low, and
Floyd | everything is kind of old and rusty. Even the table looks rusty,
Floyd | despite being made of wood. The hallway is to the north and the living
Floyd | room to the south.
Floyd |
Floyd | On the table are a potato peeler (empty) and some diamonds.
Floyd |
Floyd | The utterly evil witch arrives from the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ceiling"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | It's above your head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "take apple; throw apple at witch"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE APPLE; THROW APPLE AT WITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine exclaims (at DavidW), "you're really close!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit ceiling"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | A single blow is enough to send it crashing down on top of you. Some
Floyd | time later, you emerge from the debris, your lovely dress all ruined.
Floyd | You figure this is a great way to fake your death, so you promptly
Floyd | leave the forest and become a pirate on the high seas. The evil Queen
Floyd | is none the wiser.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** The End ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "ha ha"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "climb on table"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB ON TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Please give one of the answers above.
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
BrianK says, "Incidentally what channel should I follow for future speed IFs? or did this just take place in the lounge"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Kitchen
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "Oops, sorry. Was too slow."
DavidW says, "#speed"
Peregrine says, "I think this covers all the endings."
DavidW says, "Haven't we missed one? You said there were six."
Peregrine says, "I was mistaken and miscounted."
DavidW says, "ah"
Peregrine says, "The sixth ending was never implemented, I just noted it down."
Peregrine says, "but ran out of time and patience"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB ON TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "take apple"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach out tentatively. "At last!" the witch cackles with relief.
Floyd | "Any longer and I would have been late for my breakfast!" She gives
Floyd | you the apple and vanishes in a puff of black smoke. The birds stop
Floyd | singing for a moment, allowing some invisible musician to play on his
Floyd | strident organ with notes of doom.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "hence why I'd love to eventually release a Deluxe edition of this game"
DavidW says, "ah, there's the breakfast mention."
Genevieve says (to floyd), "throw apple at witch"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW APPLE AT WITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "feed apple to witch"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FEED APPLE TO WITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "eat breakfast"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT BREAKFAST
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "ah there's xyzzy"
DavidW says, "Walrus cries."
DavidW says, "We did try xyzzy."
Peregrine says, "okay, so that's everything"
Peregrine says, "you can do whatever you like now"
DavidW says, "Every game did something for xyzzy."
Areeb says (to Floyd), "put apple in peeler"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT APPLE IN PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You put the apple into the potato peeler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "get diamonds"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET DIAMONDS
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Areeb), "Turn the crank to peel something."
Areeb asks, "whats the command for the peeler?"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "turn crank"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN CRANK
Floyd |
Floyd | Crank: turned. Good job.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "give diamonds to witch"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GIVE DIAMONDS TO WITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says (to floyd), "offer diamonds to witch"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OFFER DIAMONDS TO WITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "x peeler"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a funner operated by a crank. You put a potato inside, turn the
Floyd | crank, and the potato comes out at the other end, magically peeled.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "the witch is gone"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "eat diamonds"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT DIAMONDS
Floyd |
Floyd | What you'd simply kill for is an apple. A nice, red, juicy apple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Genevieve), "The witch left when we took the apple."
Genevieve says, "Oh, duh."
Genevieve says, "Sorry, wasn't paying attention."
Peregrine says, "that's all right"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "take apple from peeler"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE APPLE FROM PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb asks, "i peeled the apple, but where did it go?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   some diamonds
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "on the table"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "x table"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TABLE
Floyd |
Floyd | On the table are an apple and a potato peeler (empty).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GET APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve asks, "Is it possible to peel things multiple times?"
Areeb says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You are carrying:
Floyd |   an apple
Floyd |   some diamonds
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "Nope. It's a magical peeler, 100% efficiency."
Areeb says (to Floyd), "x apple"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | It's been peeled. Yay.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "put diamond in apple"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT DIAMOND IN APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says, "But thanks for giving me ideas for the DeLuxe Edition, heh"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "put diamonds in apple"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT DIAMONDS IN APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "I think we've covered all the bases here."
Peregrine says, "Yep."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take crank"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE CRANK
Floyd |
Floyd | That seems to be a part of the potato peeler.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT SELF IN PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking yourself)
Floyd | You are always self-possessed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Peregrine says (to Floyd), "enter peeler"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can enter.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says, "I want to try making one now"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > THROW SELF IN PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking yourself)
Floyd | You are always self-possessed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "x potato"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POTATO
Floyd |
Floyd | It's a funner operated by a crank. You put a potato inside, turn the
Floyd | crank, and the potato comes out at the other end, magically peeled.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
asks, "Is someone whispering to Floyd?"
Peregrine says, "unimplementation showing through"
Peregrine exclaims, "Looks like a rogue whisperer is loose!"
Genevieve says, "That would be me. Sorry."
Peregrine says, "You are acquitted of all malice."
Genevieve says, "Fingers got ahead of me."
DavidW says, ">make apple brown betty"
Genevieve says (to floyd), "cook apple"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COOK APPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognise.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Areeb says (to Floyd), "put hand in peeler"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT HAND IN PEELER
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Genevieve says, "...Ow. That would hurt. Heh."
Areeb says, "haha, that reminds me of a movie trailer I watched a few years back"
DavidW says, "I avoid gorey movies."
DavidW says, "It's not so bad when it's just text like this, though."
Areeb says, "Yeah so do I, they are rather sickening"
Peregrine enters a generic vehicle.
Peregrine gets out.
Peregrine exits the vehicle. Areeb says, "I watched Monty Python and the Meaning of Life a few weeks back and I felt like throwing up"
Genevieve says, "I'll have a wafer-thin mint, please."
Areeb says, "haha, that scene was so disgusting"
Genevieve enters a generic vehicle. DavidW) MrCreosote says, "I'm full. I'm absolutely stuffed."
Genevieve gets out.
Genevieve exits the vehicle.
Genevieve says, "Hrmph. That's all well and good, but one can't move said vehicle." DavidW asks, "hm. perhaps it was supposed to work like your taxi phone but Guest0 didn't code that part?"
Genevieve says, "Could be."
DavidW says, "It really should take you somewhere."
Genevieve says, "One can't even cuddle the cuddly walrus in here. What good are these objects anyway? :-P"
DavidW says, "oh, wait. There's a lock on it."
DavidW says, "Looks like it's supposed to take you to a place called In Vehicle where there's a guestbook."
Areeb enters a generic vehicle. Genevieve says, "Oh, yes, you can get in there alright, but you can't move the vehicle when you're inside."
DavidW says, "oh I see."
Genevieve says, "Which reminds me: if you see that I haven't implemented an action in one of my areas that you think should be there, do let me know. I think it's possile to interact with most of the furniture now: sit/lie on it, look at it, that sort of thing."
Areeb gets out.
Areeb exits the vehicle. Genevieve says, "I haven't made objects for everything because that would be time-consuming and silly, but I do have some generic actions."
Genevieve says, "So even if you just see furniture in the room description, and not actual objects, you should be able to interact with most of it. The stuff that makes sense, anyway."
DavidW says, "sure"
DavidW says, "I remember an old ADRIFT game where it was almost entirely coded in terms of actions but without most of the objects."
DavidW says, "So it would say there's a cat in a tree with a ladder leaning against it and a woman who wants her cat, but the cat isn't implemented, nor is the woman."
Genevieve nods.
Genevieve says, "Oh, and I want to play Humbug now, but I don't think I can. I hate you. :-P"
DavidW says, "Aw, sorry!"
DavidW says, "I haven't played Humbug in ages and ages."
DavidW says, "But that hedgehog thing, that I remembered."
Genevieve says, "I'm just yanking your chain, David. :-) I do want to play Humbug, but I can't imagine actually hating you. You're far too nice."
DavidW :blush:
Areeb asks, "Why can't you play?"
Genevieve says, "That game drove me crazy years ago! I always wanted to win it, and I never could."
DavidW says, "It's an old DOS game, I think."
Genevieve says, "That it is."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "quit"
Floyd ]  Kitchen
Floyd | >
Floyd | > QUIT
Floyd |
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yes"
Floyd | Are you sure you want to quit?
Floyd | > YES
Floyd | cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0
Floyd asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "list h"
Floyd says (to DavidW), "hadeanlands halloweve halothane hamper handthatrocksthepumpkin hangar22 happy harmonic hauntedhouse hauntedhouse2017 headingeast headless heated heist heliopause hell help10 hero1r3 heroes heroine hi hi.zip hill160 hillridge hipponewyear hockey hollywood holyrobotempire home hoosegow horrorofrylvania house houseofdreamofmoon howtowinatrockpaperscissors htgessay hugoclock hugoclockworkboy hugocwb hugorn hugospin hugowb hugozork hummingbird hungerdaemon hunterdarkness" DavidW asks, "Humbug isn't on the list. I don't know if Floyd can do DOS games or not?"
Genevieve says, "Oh man, if someone could make Graham Cluley's games Floydable, I would be, like, eternally grateful."
Genevieve says, "Not to mention absolutely ecstatic."
DavidW asks, "What was CosmoServe written for?"
DavidW asks, "Or was that a port?"
Areeb says, "A quick google search for "Humbug game" revealed multiple websites with DOS emulators on them"
DavidW says (to Areeb), "There's an extra complication. Genevieve is blind."
Genevieve says, "Thing is though, Dos emulators are not very accessible with my screen reading software."
Genevieve says, "Not accessible at all, more like."
Genevieve says, "CosmoServe was written for the Masters edition of AGT."
Areeb says, "Oh, that definitely makes matters more complicated"
says, "I could try to upload Humbug to Floyd regardless, but I don't know if Floyd can deal with a DOS game at all."
Genevieve says, "Yep... Believe me, I've looked into this. :-) There are some old Dos games that I still adore, simplistic though they are by today's standards, and would love to play again. And I think you may be right, David."
Areeb asks, "How does Floyd function?"
Genevieve says, "Even after having played tons of IF, I still say Graham Cluley's are the best games I've ever played... even if they don't always make much sense. :-) They're just so clever."
DavidW says (to Areeb), "I'm not completely sure on the details, but there has to be a bot program behind Floyd."
Genevieve says, "Like, the premise of Jacaranda Jim is really quite ridiculous, but the game had such endearing qualities for me that I didn't care."
DavidW says, "I think either Jota or vimes (or both?) know how Floyd works."
Genevieve says, "Mind you, I continue to maintain that the best-written game I ever played was Anchorhead by Michael Gentry."
Peregrine says, "A game which I keep meaning to play and always forget to. :P"
Genevieve says, "I really liked the writing in So Far by Andrew Plotkin though, too."
Areeb says (to DavidW), "Yeah a bot makes sense. I don't think it would have a dos emulator on hand though. That would take a ton of resources."
Genevieve says, "Oh my gosh, you really, really should play Anchorhead. It's soooo good. If you don't mind being scared out of your pants, that is :-)"
Genevieve says, "Also, the game does deal with really sensitive subjects like rape and incest. But I think they're understandable given the subject matter of the game. They're not nice, but they make sense to me."
Peregrine says, "I'm not easily shocked these days, heh"
Genevieve says, "Well, I had pretty fundamentalist Christian views at the time when I played the game, and I wasn't shocked, so it can't be that bad. :-P"
Genevieve says, "First played, I should say. It was nearly twenty years ago."
Peregrine whistles.
Genevieve says, "It did give me quite a few spine-chilling moments though: especially close to the end."
Genevieve says, "Little Blue Men, the other game I know of by Gentry, is very different. Not scary at all."
Areeb goes home. Peregrine asks, "I've heard it's misanthropic, though?"
Genevieve says, "Um, yes. Very."
Genevieve says, "Also, the language is not for small fry."
Peregrine says, "*?!#"
Genevieve asks, "SO, I assume we're done in here?"
DavidW says, "yes, I think so."




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