ClubFloyd Transcript:
Tex Bonaventure and the Temple of the Water of Life by Truthcraze
As played on ifMUD on September 3, 2017

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of Tex Bonaventure and the Temple of the Water of Life written by Truthcraze. It was an entry in the 2013 Interactive Fiction Competition, in which it took fifth place. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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Jacqueline says, "I have been awake since before 6am, but then evidently needed a nap. I am definitely a little out of sorts."
Jacqueline says, "It's like DW and I have switched roles."
DavidW says, "oh dear"
DavidW asks, "what's bonaventure?"
ParserGirl says, "I may drift in and out but I remembered today"
DavidW says, "I'm guessing it's 'Tex Bonaventure and the Temple of the Water of Life'? I don't think I've played that one."
Jacqueline says, "Yeah, I'm guessing it's that."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask bonaventure"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/1
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Somewhere in the deep, dark swamps of the Everglades, far beyond the
Floyd | reach of civilized men in their London cut double-breasted suits and
Floyd | their bowler hats, strides a man;  TEX BONAVENTURE, professional
Floyd | treasure hunter, semi-professional card sharp, and a rank amateur at
Floyd | judging when to stride and when to row a boat.
Floyd |
Floyd | There are rumors as to what he's after.  Some say diamonds.  Some say
Floyd | gold.  Others, with a knowing twinkle in their eye, beckon the curious
Floyd | close and whisper a single word - "youth".
Floyd |
Floyd | Struggling to slighly higher ground, what you really want at this
Floyd | moment is a dry pair of socks, and to go back in time about three days
Floyd | and smack yourself about the head for not buying a canoe when you
Floyd | could.  That is, until you part some vines, and there it stands before
Floyd | you, what the natives call Cukovcatv Em Oheskatv Vhesaketv:
Floyd |
Floyd | The Temple of the Water of Life.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple
Floyd | Trying to shake the mud from your boots, but only splattering it
Floyd | around a little, you eventually give up and look around.  Atop a small
Floyd | hillock in the middle of the Everglades sits a foreboding stone
Floyd | temple.  Its entrance, a wide arch of stone, lies to the east, up the
Floyd | hill.  To the west lies the swamp from which you came.  The swamp also
Floyd | lies to the north.  And the south.  Probably to the east, as well,
Floyd | behind the temple, but you can't see that from here.  It's a safe bet,
Floyd | though.  99% of the Everglades is swamp.  And 1% is, apparently,
Floyd | hidden temples.
Floyd |
Floyd | A huge green fierce snake bars the way to the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to DW), "I'm really surprised you haven't played this."
Jacqueline says, "I am in strong support of watching you."
Jacqueline says, "(I have played it. But iirc, it's good.)"
ParserGirl asks, "Where's a bird in a cage when you need one?"
DavidW says, "As long as its support. :)"
Jacqueline says, "And puzzly."
Jacqueline exclaims, "DW! DW! DW! YaaaaaAAAYYY DW!"
Jacqueline asks, "PG, have you played this?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x snake"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/2
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | Basking in the sun, the huge green fierce snake looks old, and MEAN.
Floyd | And old.  You've heard of snakes living a long time in captivity, but
Floyd | how has this ancient snake survived so long in the wild?  Perhaps it
Floyd | has something to do with the Temple of the Water of Life...
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "I have not!"
ParserGirl says, "the name is familiar"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x temple"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/3
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TEMPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You admit, there were times in the last three days (particularly times
Floyd | when you were being chased by alligators and mosquitoes) that you
Floyd | started to believe that the Temple of the Water of Life was a
Floyd | fairytale.  Ponce de Leon sought it, and he died four hundred years
Floyd | ago.  But, here it is, just where the old maps had it.  The stone
Floyd | building is massive, but the roughly pyramidal structure is overhung
Floyd | by the trees of the swamp.  The stones themselves must each weigh a
Floyd | ton apiece.  Carved into the outside of the temple, surrounding the
Floyd | entrance arch, are primitive idols.  For a moment you wonder why the
Floyd | whole thing doesn't sink into the swamp under its own weight, then
Floyd | drive the thought from your mind.  It's stood for thousands of years,
Floyd | surely it will stand for the next two hours while you complete your
Floyd | adventure.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x idols"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/4
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X IDOLS
Floyd |
Floyd | Carved deep into the stone flanking the archway are primitive idol
Floyd | figures.  Well... endowed... men.  Women that appear to be... in a
Floyd | family way.  And a panoply of discs and crescents.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I assume discs and crescents are suns and moons."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/5
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | Tex Bonaventure, card carrying treasure hunter, card playing hustler,
Floyd | been called a card by a few ladies... or was that a "cad"?  You have
Floyd | to admit, you're beginning to feel your years a little bit.  What you
Floyd | would kindly describe as "grizzled", the less-kindly (such as some of
Floyd | those ladies) would describe as... well, they would say "grizzled",
Floyd | too but they wouldn't say it with respect.  A bit of disdain and
Floyd | clenched teeth, perhaps.
Floyd |
Floyd | Perpetually "one last score" away from retirement.  But this might be
Floyd | the last, for real.  The rumor has it, treasure for the rest of your
Floyd | life is in the top of the Temple... and that life can be very long
Floyd | indeed.  Very very long.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/6
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You're carrying a whip and a gun. You are wearing the battered fedora
Floyd | and an old leather jacket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to snake"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/7
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You hiss a bit at the snake.  The snake hisses back.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Heh."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search idols"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/8
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH IDOLS
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x whip"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/9
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WHIP
Floyd |
Floyd | A nice, long coil of leather, with a handle at one end and a nice
Floyd | taper at the other.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gun"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/10
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GUN
Floyd |
Floyd | The gun contains one round - you've found, over the years, if you
Floyd | can't solve your problem with one bullet, more won't help.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "hm, only one bullet. Shouldn't waste it."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hat"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/11
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HAT
Floyd |
Floyd | Yeah, you know exactly what this hat looks like.  After all, it is
Floyd | YOUR hat, right?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove hat"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/12
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMOVE HAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You take off the battered fedora.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in hat"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/13
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN HAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl asks, "How could we be so silly?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear hat"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/14
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR HAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You put on the battered fedora.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "No secret coin in this hat."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x jacket"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/15
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JACKET
Floyd |
Floyd | The coat has served you well.  Perhaps that's why you wear it, even in
Floyd | the sweltering jungle heat.  It's currently zipped up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "whip snake"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/16
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WHIP SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You crack your whip at the snake.  You whip it good.  The snake
Floyd | becomes even more agitated.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "Ziper possibilities"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "whip snake"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/17
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WHIP SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You crack your whip at the snake.  You whip it good.  The snake
Floyd | becomes even more agitated.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/18
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back into the swamp, it's true.  You would miss out on
Floyd | the incredibly exciting adventure, though.  You decide you better not.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/19
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You start forward, but the snake hisses and rears back into a
Floyd | defensive pose.  You rethink trying to walk past it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take idol"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/20
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE IDOL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb temple"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/21
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB TEMPLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You think scaling the inside of the temple, where there might be
Floyd | stairs and such, would be easier than scaling the outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed the writing in this game."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take mud"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/22
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE MUD
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x swamp"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/23
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SWAMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't relish the thought of the three day hike out of the swamp.
Floyd | But the riches available in the temple will paradoxically lighten your
Floyd | load - or at least happy thoughts of spending them will.  Plus... if
Floyd | the rumors are true... perhaps your arthritis will be a thing of the
Floyd | past, soon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unzip jacket"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/24
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNZIP JACKET
Floyd |
Floyd | Zip.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl asks, "If we get stuck maybe shoot, then undo?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in jacket"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/25
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN JACKET
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "zip jacket"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    0/26
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ZIP JACKET
Floyd |
Floyd | Zip.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "shoot snake"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    5/27
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SHOOT SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the gun)
Floyd | You take steady aim, walking close to the snake.  You only have one
Floyd | bullet, and you don't want to miss.  Unfortunately, the snake also
Floyd | takes steady aim, and strikes your calf just as you fire.  You end up
Floyd | putting a hole in the snake, but it put two into you.
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel the red hot pain of the venom injected into your calf, and
Floyd | the icy grip of death approaching as the poison starts traveling
Floyd | through your body.  Your only hope is antivenom - which you don't have
Floyd | with you.  And somehow you don't think you'll survive the three day
Floyd | hike to civilization.
Floyd |
Floyd | So your REAL only hope is that the rumors are true.  That at the
Floyd | pinnacle of the temple there flows the Water of Life.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulationment!® number 1 - "I hate snakes, Jock!"
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by five points.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I guess that was the thing to do, then."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You limp through the archway, into the dark temple interior...
Floyd |
Floyd | Taking your first breath of cool, moist air inside the temple, you
Floyd | look around in wonder...
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Tex Bonaventure and the Temple of the Water of Life
Floyd | A Tex(t) Adventure by Truthcraze
Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 131007 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/28
Floyd | 6/12N)## The Entry Hall of the Temple
Floyd | The first thing you notice in the Temple is the sound of water,
Floyd | dripping and running and burbling.  The sound seems to come from all
Floyd | around you, all directions.  Combined with the relative coolness and
Floyd | darkness of the temple (cool and dark compared to the Everglade swamp
Floyd | outside), you feel like sleeping.  But sleep, with your injuries,
Floyd | means death.  Green, speckled light spills in from the exit arch of
Floyd | the Temple, which lies to the west.  There are three passageways in
Floyd | the stone walls of the temple, set to the south, east and north.  In
Floyd | the middle of the entry hall is a large statue, looming over anyone
Floyd | that may enter the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "Huh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x statue"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/29
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | Looking at the statue, it is absorbed as a gestalt.  Aspects are not
Floyd | seen in order, but all at once.  It is only when you look away, you
Floyd | can think logically about it.  You remember a man made of pure white
Floyd | alabaster at the center, arms flung outward, touching both north and
Floyd | south walls with his hands.  His head, you recall, was thrown back -
Floyd | but whether in agony or ecstasy you can't tell.  Around the man water,
Floyd | frozen water, raised in a spout.  That can't be right.  Some stone,
Floyd | translucent blue, the likes of which you've never seen in all your
Floyd | years of treasure hunting.  The statue is twenty feet tall, at the
Floyd | minimum, and somehow occupies most of the room, yet is hard to look
Floyd | directly at... perhaps you could look at pieces of it at a time, if
Floyd | you're careful.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl asks, "Slightly lovecraftian turn?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x head"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/30
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HEAD
Floyd |
Floyd | The statue's head is thrown back, and not easily visible from the
Floyd | floor of the entrance hall.  Which is odd, because in your opinion,
Floyd | (and you have many opinions about strange, cultish temples, having
Floyd | been in a few), the point of a statue is to convey the desired emotion
Floyd | in the viewer.  And that is difficult to do, if you can't see the
Floyd | face.  It makes you uneasy.  Very uneasy, the more you look at it.
Floyd | Which, you belatedly realize, may be the point.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Nah, modern man's just too weak. ;)"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x spout"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/31
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SPOUT
Floyd |
Floyd | The blue stone that makes up the statue's depiction of water is
Floyd | mesmerizing.  You've never seen anything like it.  If only you could
Floyd | cut just a few slabs of it - a few hundred carats of it, enough to
Floyd | bring to a jeweler - that would be enough to finance the rest of your
Floyd | life, you're sure.  Hah.  Of course, if you can't find the Water of
Floyd | Life, the rest of your life won't be very long, or hard to finance,
Floyd | you're sure.  The more you stare at the blue sparkling stone, though,
Floyd | the more you want to stare at it.  There's only one flaw, one tiny
Floyd | hole in the stone, at the very base.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hole"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/32
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | There seems to be a small hole at the base of the statue - about the
Floyd | size of your arm, it extends deep into the mesmerizing blue stone -
Floyd | you can't see the bottom of it, but there appears to be something
Floyd | stuck in it.  Perhaps you should reach in and get it out.  Nothing bad
Floyd | will happen.  The more you look at the stone, the deeper you peer into
Floyd | the hole, the more you just want to put your arm into it.  Perhaps
Floyd | now.  Certainly now.  "Let's PUT MY ARM INTO THE HOLE!" cries a voice
Floyd | in your head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "Yikes"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put my arm into the hole"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/32
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT MY ARM INTO THE HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach into the hole, obeying your mental compulsion.  Almost
Floyd | immediately, a band of metal blades constricts around your arm,
Floyd | severing it from your shoulder.  You are able to stagger two steps
Floyd | away before you collapse to the ground in shock, and bleed out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** YOUR CHARM IS LIKE THOSE BLADES - DISARMING ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 5 out of a possible 142, in 32 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/32
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | The Entry Hall of the Temple
Floyd | Green, speckled light spills in from the exit arch of the Temple,
Floyd | which lies to the west.  There are three passageways in the stone
Floyd | walls of the temple, set to the south, east and north.  In the middle
Floyd | of the entry hall is a large statue, looming over anyone that may
Floyd | enter the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "I guess there are also the arms"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x arms"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/33
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ARMS
Floyd |
Floyd | The statue's arms touch the north and south walls of the entrance
Floyd | hall, and seem poised to either crash together and crush whatever is
Floyd | in their path, or perhaps they are pushing against the walls, keeping
Floyd | them upright.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb statue"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/34
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | There's no real good way to get a grip on the statue.  Although, in
Floyd | your attempts, you do notice a small hole in the base of the statue.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x face"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/35
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FACE
Floyd |
Floyd | The statue's head is thrown back, and not easily visible from the
Floyd | floor of the entrance hall.  Which is odd, because in your opinion,
Floyd | (and you have many opinions about strange, cultish temples, having
Floyd | been in a few), the point of a statue is to convey the desired emotion
Floyd | in the viewer.  And that is difficult to do, if you can't see the
Floyd | face.  It makes you uneasy.  Very uneasy, the more you look at it.
Floyd | Which, you belatedly realize, may be the point.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "north wall"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/35
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NORTH WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x north wall"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/36
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NORTH WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | The north and south walls are touched by the statue's great arms,
Floyd | palms flat against the stone.  It doesn't appear as if they are in
Floyd | danger of crumbling any time soon - in fact, the masonry seems just as
Floyd | fitted and fresh as when it must have been installed.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "so, which way? North, south, or east?"
DavidW says, "I'm guessing east is most likely to lead to where we want to go, and that north and south are either traps or necessary places to visit before going east."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch face"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/37
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH FACE
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ceiling"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/37
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "move arms"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/38
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOVE ARMS
Floyd |
Floyd | Those are fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb arms"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         5/39
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB ARMS
Floyd |
Floyd | I don't think much is to be achieved by that.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "well, I'll try north in the absence of comments."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        5/40
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit
Floyd | Wind whistles through this room, threatening to knock you off balance,
Floyd | and off your precarious perch on a small ledge of stone.  And that
Floyd | would be bad.  Very bad.  Because (and here you risk a quick glance
Floyd | down) the pit you are skirting appears to be bottomless.  And not one
Floyd | of those "bottomless" pits where it's all build-up and hyperbole, and
Floyd | the bottom is QUITE visible a mere half-mile down, thank you very
Floyd | much.  No, this is a PROPER bottomless pit.  You fancy you can hear
Floyd | something, very faint, very soft, in the wind whistling out of the
Floyd | pit.  To the south is the entrance hall of the temple, and much
Floyd | solider ground.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        5/41
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | No.  It couldn't have been.  Or... was it indeed a voice asking for a
Floyd | VB?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        5/42
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | No.  It couldn't have been.  Or... was it indeed someone describing
Floyd | the dietary wonders of vegemite?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        5/43
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | No.  It couldn't have been.  Or... was it indeed the faint howl of a
Floyd | didgeridoo?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pit"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        5/44
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PIT
Floyd |
Floyd | The pit is made out of sheer rock walls, arranged in a large circle -
Floyd | about five times further than you can jump.  A circle of sheer rock
Floyd | walls, a ledge, and a whole lot of empty space.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ledge"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        5/45
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X LEDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | The ledge of stone juts out a little, a few feet maybe, above the pit.
Floyd | To the south of the ledge is the entrance hall of the temple.  On one
Floyd | side of the ledge there are faint scrape marks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x marks"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        5/46
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MARKS
Floyd |
Floyd | It appears as if people - or animals - cling to the edge of the ledge
Floyd | at this point.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "stand on ledge"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        5/47
Floyd | >
Floyd | > STAND ON LEDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can stand on.
Floyd |
Floyd | Something about the ledge catches your eye.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb ledge"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        5/48
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB LEDGE
Floyd |
Floyd | You scoot to the edge of the ledge, swing your legs over it, and start
Floyd | clinging on for dear life.  Looking around, you spy some handholds
Floyd | that were previously invisible from your elevated point of view.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb handholds"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        5/49
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB HANDHOLDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You climb over to the path of handholds.  Clinging precariously to the
Floyd | sheer wall of the pit, you wonder what life decisions could have
Floyd | possibly brought you to this.  You can climb up the handholds now, to
Floyd | the top, you figure.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl comes back
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb down"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        5/50
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | You must name something more substantial.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb handholds"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio10/51
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB HANDHOLDS
Floyd |
Floyd | You begin to climb up the handholds, and after a long, arduous ascent,
Floyd | you arrive at the top...
Floyd |
Floyd | The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obviously)
Floyd | Finally standing at the top of the pit, you can see, impressively far
Floyd | below you, the ledge you started from.  A path of marked handholds
Floyd | leads down into the pit, and nothing leads up - you're at the top.
Floyd | You're on a small thrust of wood that extends out over the pit.  There
Floyd | are two exits, a metal door to the south and a dark, grimy arch to the
Floyd | southeast.  Both doors are currently blocked, however, by the extended
Floyd | wings of a hideous gargoyle.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulationment!® number 11 - "Cliffhanger!"
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by five points.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "Ooh, gargoyle"
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "score"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio10/51
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCORE
Floyd |
Floyd | You have so far scored 10 out of a possible 142, in 51 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Ouch Cliffhanger."
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "x gargoyle"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio10/52
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GARGOYLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The gargoyle seems to regard you right back, stone eyes reflecting the
Floyd | light with a twinkling knowledge.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "So it is stone, not a creature...for now."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x eyes"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio10/52
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X EYES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wings"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio10/53
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | The stone wings extend a dozen feet in either direction, completely
Floyd | blocking the exits to the south and southeast.  Though made of stone,
Floyd | the edges appear to be razor sharp.  You're reminded of native
Floyd | arrowheads - they are stone, and can completely pass through a man,
Floyd | without stopping.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to gargoyle"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio10/54
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO GARGOYLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The gargoyle seems to regard you with its stone eyes.
Floyd |
Floyd [1] Hello?
Floyd [2] Say nothing
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio10/55
Floyd | >
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | The gargoyle smiles, the stone somehow bending without cracking.
Floyd | "HELLO.  WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY MY LOGIC GAME?  I AM AFRAID I MUST
Floyd | PUSH THE GAME UPON YOU."
Floyd |
Floyd [1] Yes!
Floyd [2] No!
Floyd [3] Say nothing
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "1"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio10/56
Floyd | >
Floyd | > 1
Floyd |
Floyd | The gargoyle's grin grows wider.  You spy the remains of a rat's nest
Floyd | in his mouth.  "IN THE MORNING I WALK ON FOUR LEGS.  I GET DAMpER AS I
Floyd | DRY, YET GOLDEN TREASuRE INsIDE IS hID, BUT IF YOU EAT it, YOU'LL
Floyd | DIE."
Floyd |
Floyd [1] What?
Floyd [2] A man.
Floyd [3] A towel.
Floyd [4] An egg.
Floyd [5] Nothing.
Floyd [6] A man, carrying an egg in a towel in one hand, and nothing in the
Floyd | other.
Floyd [7] Say nothing
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "hmm."
DavidW says, "huh. I read 'push it' in the lowercase letters he uses."
ParserGirl asks, "6...I guess?"
ParserGirl says, "oh nice one"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push it"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio15/57
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH IT
Floyd |
Floyd | With a mighty heave, you push the gargoyle from the thrust, into the
Floyd | bottomless pit.  You watch it as it plummets, until it is lost in the
Floyd | inky darkness.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulationment!® number 12 - "I wanna push you around, well I
Floyd | will, well I will."
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by five points.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "Remarkable."
DavidW says, "I guess we'll never know the answer to the riddle now."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio15/58
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obviously)
Floyd | A path of marked handholds leads down into the pit, and nothing leads
Floyd | up - you're at the top.  You're on a small thrust of wood that extends
Floyd | out over the pit.  There are two exits, a metal door to the south and
Floyd | a dark, grimy arch to the southeast.  The doors stand, free of
Floyd | obstruction.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/59
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bat Country
Floyd | Wait!  DON'T MOVE.  Your instincts are SCREAMING at you to stop in
Floyd | your tracks.  This is... BAT COUNTRY.
Floyd |
Floyd | Standing frozen in your tracks, the first thing you notice is the
Floyd | ceiling.  Well, the fact that the ceiling is INVISIBLE behind a swarm
Floyd | of bats.  A colony of bats?  A murder of bats?  Somehow, you realize
Floyd | that the collective noun for bats right now is not your problem.
Floyd | These aren't just any bats.  They're each man-sized, and a quick
Floyd | estimation leads to the conclusion that there are hundreds of them.
Floyd | Other than the bats, the room also has a window, through which the
Floyd | tops of the Everglade trees can be seen, and doorways to the west and
Floyd | northwest.  A rope dangles from the ceiling (presumably - it actually
Floyd | appears to just dangle from a horde... pack?... of bats).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "I do wonder how we can hear the lowercase."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x bats"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/60
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BATS
Floyd |
Floyd | The bats cluster on the ceiling... maybe cluster is the term?...
Floyd | crawling over one another, packed more than cheek to jowl, but also
Floyd | claw to face.  They look... hungry.  Hungry for meat.  Your meat.
Floyd | Better not attract their attention.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x rope"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/61
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROPE
Floyd |
Floyd | The rope looks eminently scalable.  Too bad scaling it would put you
Floyd | right among the ravenous bats.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/62
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | The view out the window reveals mile after mile of the tops of the
Floyd | Everglade trees.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x trees"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TREES
Floyd |
Floyd | You've climbed pretty high in the temple.  But not high enough.  Your
Floyd | destiny awaits at the apex.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "pull rope"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL ROPE
Floyd |
Floyd | Your ill-fated action draws the attention of the bats.  The bats
Floyd | notice that you're made of meat.  Delicious meat?  They decide to find
Floyd | out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** The bats agree: Delicious.  Would eat again.  A+++
Floyd | ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 15 out of a possible 142, in 63 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Bat Country
Floyd | Standing frozen in your tracks, the first thing you notice is the
Floyd | ceiling.  Well, the fact that the ceiling is INVISIBLE behind a swarm
Floyd | of bats.  A colony of bats?  A murder of bats?  Somehow, you realize
Floyd | that the collective noun for bats right now is not your problem.
Floyd | These aren't just any bats.  They're each man-sized, and a quick
Floyd | estimation leads to the conclusion that there are hundreds of them.
Floyd | Other than the bats, the room also has a window, through which the
Floyd | tops of the Everglade trees can be seen, and doorways to the west and
Floyd | northwest.  A rope dangles from the ceiling (presumably - it actually
Floyd | appears to just dangle from a horde... pack?... of bats).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "people eating bats?"
ParserGirl says, "whoops"
Teaspoon says, "I do like this narrator"
DavidW asks, "Perhaps try the other door?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd | >
Floyd | > NW
Floyd |
Floyd | You quickly scurry out the northwestern archway, hoping to avoid the
Floyd | attention of the bats.  Unfortunately, they notice you.  The pursuing
Floyd | cloud of bats drives you forward, causing you to trip over the edge of
Floyd | the bottomless pit.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** The bats follow you a couple of miles down the
Floyd | bottomless pit, before they get bored. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 15 out of a possible 142, in 63 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Bat Country
Floyd | Standing frozen in your tracks, the first thing you notice is the
Floyd | ceiling.  Well, the fact that the ceiling is INVISIBLE behind a swarm
Floyd | of bats.  A colony of bats?  A murder of bats?  Somehow, you realize
Floyd | that the collective noun for bats right now is not your problem.
Floyd | These aren't just any bats.  They're each man-sized, and a quick
Floyd | estimation leads to the conclusion that there are hundreds of them.
Floyd | Other than the bats, the room also has a window, through which the
Floyd | tops of the Everglade trees can be seen, and doorways to the west and
Floyd | northwest.  A rope dangles from the ceiling (presumably - it actually
Floyd | appears to just dangle from a horde... pack?... of bats).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb rope"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB ROPE
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to ascend the rope, and make it about halfway, quickly
Floyd | hurrying hand over hand.  Until one hand comes down on a bat.  And
Floyd | then a bat comes down on your hand.  And then many bats descend upon
Floyd | all parts of your body.  And your body descends (rapidly) to the
Floyd | floor.  And then the squeaking, nipping, feeding frenzy starts.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You're GUANO want to do that over, I think. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 15 out of a possible 142, in 63 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Bat Country
Floyd | Standing frozen in your tracks, the first thing you notice is the
Floyd | ceiling.  Well, the fact that the ceiling is INVISIBLE behind a swarm
Floyd | of bats.  A colony of bats?  A murder of bats?  Somehow, you realize
Floyd | that the collective noun for bats right now is not your problem.
Floyd | These aren't just any bats.  They're each man-sized, and a quick
Floyd | estimation leads to the conclusion that there are hundreds of them.
Floyd | Other than the bats, the room also has a window, through which the
Floyd | tops of the Everglade trees can be seen, and doorways to the west and
Floyd | northwest.  A rope dangles from the ceiling (presumably - it actually
Floyd | appears to just dangle from a horde... pack?... of bats).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "squeak"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SQUEAK
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "whistle"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WHISTLE
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "can we feed them something that's not us?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "yell"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd | >
Floyd | > YELL
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to yell at?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "bats"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BATS
Floyd |
Floyd | Your ill-fated action draws the attention of the bats.  The bats
Floyd | notice that you're made of meat.  Delicious meat?  They decide to find
Floyd | out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** The bats agree: Delicious.  Would eat again.  A+++
Floyd | ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 15 out of a possible 142, in 63 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Bat Country
Floyd | Standing frozen in your tracks, the first thing you notice is the
Floyd | ceiling.  Well, the fact that the ceiling is INVISIBLE behind a swarm
Floyd | of bats.  A colony of bats?  A murder of bats?  Somehow, you realize
Floyd | that the collective noun for bats right now is not your problem.
Floyd | These aren't just any bats.  They're each man-sized, and a quick
Floyd | estimation leads to the conclusion that there are hundreds of them.
Floyd | Other than the bats, the room also has a window, through which the
Floyd | tops of the Everglade trees can be seen, and doorways to the west and
Floyd | northwest.  A rope dangles from the ceiling (presumably - it actually
Floyd | appears to just dangle from a horde... pack?... of bats).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "talk to bats"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TALK TO BATS
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to reason with the bats.  "Scree!  Scree!" you shout.  The
Floyd | bats look at you, and quirk their heads to the side.  Encouraged, you
Floyd | shout "Scree!" again.  The bats start flapping their way towards you.
Floyd | Maybe they want to be friends?
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | *** The giant carnivorous bats did not, in fact, want to
Floyd | be friends. ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 15 out of a possible 142, in 63 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          15/63
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Bat Country
Floyd | Standing frozen in your tracks, the first thing you notice is the
Floyd | ceiling.  Well, the fact that the ceiling is INVISIBLE behind a swarm
Floyd | of bats.  A colony of bats?  A murder of bats?  Somehow, you realize
Floyd | that the collective noun for bats right now is not your problem.
Floyd | These aren't just any bats.  They're each man-sized, and a quick
Floyd | estimation leads to the conclusion that there are hundreds of them.
Floyd | Other than the bats, the room also has a window, through which the
Floyd | tops of the Everglade trees can be seen, and doorways to the west and
Floyd | northwest.  A rope dangles from the ceiling (presumably - it actually
Floyd | appears to just dangle from a horde... pack?... of bats).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "We might need to restart."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          16/64
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SING
Floyd |
Floyd | Bum babumbum, bum babum.  Bum baBUM, bum bah bah BAH!
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulationment!® number 27 - "My apologies to John Williams."
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "score"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          16/64
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCORE
Floyd |
Floyd | You have so far scored 16 out of a possible 142, in 64 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "full"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          16/64
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FULL
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           16/65
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You quickly scurry out the western door, slamming it behind you to
Floyd | avoid the bats.
Floyd |
Floyd | An Extremely Dirty Chamber
Floyd | Man, someone needs to clean in here!  Look at all of this dirt!  Just
Floyd | look at it!  Everything is coated in a layer of dirt, but you can make
Floyd | out a jagged array of sticks surrounding an altar in the middle of the
Floyd | chamber.  On top of the altar rests a stone sarcophagus.  Around the
Floyd | walls are strange metal discs, with holes in the middle of them, which
Floyd | shine cleanly amidst all the dirt.  To the north and east there are
Floyd | metal doors.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x altar"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           16/66
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ALTAR
Floyd |
Floyd | The altar occupies the middle of the chamber, and is plain, unadorned
Floyd | stone - or you assume it is, underneath the layer of dirt.  Sharp
Floyd | sticks surround it, and on top of it rests a sarcophagus, with pride
Floyd | of place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x dirt"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           16/67
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DIRT
Floyd |
Floyd | Strange that this room in the temple is the first you find dirty - all
Floyd | the others have been clean, as if untouched by the passage of time,
Floyd | but this room is positively covered in grime.
Floyd |
Floyd | A thin fluid begins to leak from the metal discs, and the smell of the
Floyd | room markedly increases.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x discs"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           16/68
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DISCS
Floyd |
Floyd | The strange metal discs have a small hole in the middle of each one,
Floyd | surrounded by burnished metal.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x fluid"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           16/69
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FLUID
Floyd |
Floyd | You touch the fluid, then lick your fingers.  Just as you thought,
Floyd | from the smell.  Gasoline.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Well that sounds bad."
Teaspoon says, "I'm not sure *which* John Williams theme was being made fun of there."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sticks"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           16/70
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STICKS
Floyd |
Floyd | The wooden sticks are almost your height, sharpened to a point at one
Floyd | end and the other stuck into the floor surrounding the altar, like
Floyd | funeral lilies.
Floyd |
Floyd | The fluid coming from the discs increases in rate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "Use gas to burn the bats?"
Teaspoon exclaims, "torch!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter sarcophagus"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           17/71
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER SARCOPHAGUS
Floyd |
Floyd | You heave the lid aside and vault into the sarcophagus.  Fortunately,
Floyd | there was no former occupant there to greet you.
Floyd |
Floyd | An Extremely Dirty Chamber (in the sarcophagus)
Floyd | Everything is coated in a layer of dirt, but you can make out a jagged
Floyd | array of sticks surrounding an altar in the middle of the chamber.  On
Floyd | top of the altar rests a stone sarcophagus (which you are in).  Around
Floyd | the walls are strange metal discs, with holes in the middle of them,
Floyd | which shine cleanly amidst all the dirt.  To the north and east there
Floyd | are metal doors.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulationment!® number 14 - "Sarcophagus - literally translated,
Floyd | it means 'flesh-eating'.  Sweet dreams!"
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close sarcophagus"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           17/72
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE SARCOPHAGUS
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to lift the stone lid off the ground, but without success.
Floyd |
Floyd | You begin to get a bit light-headed from the fumes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "g"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           17/73
Floyd | >
Floyd | > G
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to lift the stone lid off the ground, but without success.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in sarcophagus"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           17/74
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN SARCOPHAGUS
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a click, as if two dry bones struck one another, from the
Floyd | doors.  The sound of bones hitting each other, or doorways locking,
Floyd | perhaps.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon exclaims, "ominious!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           17/75
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           17/76
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.  You begin to grow antsy.
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay.  Time to assess the situation.  Room locked.  Certain doom
Floyd | coming.  Seems familiar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           17/77
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.  You fidget.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           17/78
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.  You nervously tap your foot.  You're a man of action,
Floyd | not waiting!
Floyd |
Floyd | The room is quite full of gas by now, both the liquid and vaporous
Floyd | kind.  Good thing you're (relatively) sheltered.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Dirty Chamber                           17/79
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe you are a man of waiting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           17/80
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | So, this is your life now.  Waiting.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a clicking sound, as if a lighter was being struck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           17/81
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | You begin to make up a little waiting song, but it is worse than just
Floyd | waiting quietly.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a loud "WHOOSH" as the gas alights in burning jets, scouring
Floyd | the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           17/82
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Perhaps you can get used to it.  The waiting.
Floyd |
Floyd | Flames continue to jet by, unabated.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           17/83
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | No, you can't.  Waiting is terrible.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           17/84
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | You imagine your future tombstone:  Here Lies Tex Bonaventure.  He was
Floyd | super good at waiting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           17/85
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           17/86
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The heat is searing, but the flames appear to be dying down a little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           17/87
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The flames finally gutter out.  It is now, you judge, in you
Floyd | professional adventurer's opinion, safe to emerge.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a click, and the doors to the room unlock, as the room
Floyd | rapidly cools.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           17/88
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You get out of the sarcophagus.
Floyd |
Floyd | An Extremely Sooty Chamber
Floyd | Everything is coated in a layer of soot - and for good reason!  But
Floyd | you can make out a jagged array of sticks surrounding a stone
Floyd | sarcophagus, raised on an altar in the middle of the chamber.  Around
Floyd | the walls there are bright nozzles, whose purpose is now obvious.  To
Floyd | the north and east there are metal doors.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio17/89
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obviously)
Floyd | A path of marked handholds leads down into the pit, and nothing leads
Floyd | up - you're at the top.  You're on a small thrust of wood that extends
Floyd | out over the pit.  There are two exits, a metal door to the south and
Floyd | a dark, grimy arch to the southeast.  The doors stand, free of
Floyd | obstruction.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        17/90
Floyd | >
Floyd | > D
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit
Floyd | Wind whistles through this room, threatening to knock you off balance,
Floyd | and off your precarious perch on a small ledge of stone.  And that
Floyd | would be bad.  Very bad.  Because the pit you are skirting appears to
Floyd | be bottomless.  And not one of those "bottomless" pits where it's all
Floyd | build-up and hyperbole, and the bottom is QUITE visible a mere
Floyd | half-mile down, thank you very much.  No, this is a PROPER bottomless
Floyd | pit.  You fancy you can hear something, very faint, very soft, in the
Floyd | wind whistling out of the pit.  To the south is the entrance hall of
Floyd | the temple, and much solider ground.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         17/91
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Entry Hall of the Temple
Floyd | Green, speckled light spills in from the exit arch of the Temple,
Floyd | which lies to the west.  There are three passageways in the stone
Floyd | walls of the temple, set to the south, east and north.  In the middle
Floyd | of the entry hall is a large statue, looming over anyone that may
Floyd | enter the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x statue"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         17/92
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | Looking at the statue, it is absorbed as a gestalt.  Aspects are not
Floyd | seen in order, but all at once.  It is only when you look away, you
Floyd | can think logically about it.  You remember a man made of pure white
Floyd | alabaster at the center, arms flung outward, touching both north and
Floyd | south walls with his hands.  His head, you recall, was thrown back -
Floyd | but whether in agony or ecstasy you can't tell.  Around the man water,
Floyd | frozen water, raised in a spout.  That can't be right.  Some stone,
Floyd | translucent blue, the likes of which you've never seen in all your
Floyd | years of treasure hunting.  The statue is twenty feet tall, at the
Floyd | minimum, and somehow occupies most of the room, yet is hard to look
Floyd | directly at... perhaps you could look at pieces of it at a time, if
Floyd | you're careful.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Bare Room with Lots of Flat Objects                  17/93
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk through the south passageway, and immediately several spiked
Floyd | metal poles slam to the ground behind you, trapping you in the room
Floyd | you just entered.
Floyd |
Floyd | Bare Room with Lots of Flat Objects
Floyd | Oh.  It's going to be one of THOSE temples.
Floyd |
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the temple
Floyd | - and it is completely barred by spiked metal poles.  And, peering up,
Floyd | there is, of course, the spiked ceiling which doesn't APPEAR to be
Floyd | descending... at the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x objects"
Floyd ]  Bare Room with Lots of Flat Objects                  17/93
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X OBJECTS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x flat"
Floyd ]  Bare Room with Lots of Flat Objects                  17/93
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FLAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x things"
Floyd ]  Bare Room with Lots of Flat Objects                  17/94
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X THINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | Just... you know, things.  That are flatter than things normally are.
Floyd | Like... you're pretty sure that torches have more than two dimensions.
Floyd | And skulls should be able to hold brains.  And arm bones should -
Floyd | well, that bone is mainly okay.  Looks like you would be safe, if you
Floyd | were less than one inch tall.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search things"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/95uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH THINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | You search through the random assortment of flattened rubble and
Floyd | skeletal remains.  You grab an arm bone that appears mainly intact.
Floyd | This might be useful.
Floyd |
Floyd | With a tortured screech of metal gears grinding, the ceiling quivers,
Floyd | shakes free a small spray of dust, then begins descending.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "block ceiling with bone"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/95uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BLOCK CEILING WITH BONE
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "lie down"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/95uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LIE DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bone under ceiling"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/95uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BONE UNDER CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "oh dear, syntax."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/96uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know, the
Floyd | Squishy-Making Ones
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the temple
Floyd | - and it is completely barred by spiked metal poles.  And, peering up,
Floyd | there is, of course, the spiked ceiling inching its way toward your
Floyd | head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/95uishy-Makin
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know, the
Floyd | Squishy-Making Ones
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the temple
Floyd | - and it is completely barred by spiked metal poles.  And, peering up,
Floyd | there is, of course, the spiked ceiling inching its way toward your
Floyd | head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x poles"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/96uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POLES
Floyd |
Floyd | The poles block the north passageway out of the room.  Which happens
Floyd | to be the only passageway out of the room.  There are small gaps in
Floyd | between each of the poles.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bone in gaps"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/97uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BONE IN GAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ceiling inches closer to you.  Those spikes look... sharp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/96uishy-Makin
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know, the
Floyd | Squishy-Making Ones
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the temple
Floyd | - and it is completely barred by spiked metal poles.  And, peering up,
Floyd | there is, of course, the spiked ceiling inching its way toward your
Floyd | head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
BrianK arrives, ready to play with the toys.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gaps"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/97uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | They are much too small to squeeze through.  Even if you were greased.
Floyd | You would have to be an inch thick.  AND greased.  Through the gap you
Floyd | spy a small glimmer of light sparkling on the wall on the other side
Floyd | of the poles.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ceiling inches closer to you.  Those spikes look... sharp.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x glimmer"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/98uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GLIMMER
Floyd |
Floyd | Aha!  There, on the far side of the poles, is a small switch - but it
Floyd | seems to be too far away to reach, unaided.
Floyd |
Floyd | A bit of dust falls, as the ceiling nears.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push switch with bone"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/99uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH SWITCH WITH BONE
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ceiling inches closer to you.  The spikes draw your attention, to
Floyd | a point.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/98uishy-Makin
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know, the
Floyd | Squishy-Making Ones
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the temple
Floyd | - and it is completely barred by spiked metal poles.  And, peering up,
Floyd | there is, of course, the spiked ceiling inching its way toward your
Floyd | head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "hit switch with bone"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/99uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > HIT SWITCH WITH BONE
Floyd |
Floyd | You probably can't fire that.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ceiling inches closer to you.  The spikes draw your attention, to
Floyd | a point.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/98uishy-Makin
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know, the
Floyd | Squishy-Making Ones
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the temple
Floyd | - and it is completely barred by spiked metal poles.  And, peering up,
Floyd | there is, of course, the spiked ceiling inching its way toward your
Floyd | head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch switch"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/99uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH SWITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ceiling inches closer to you.  The spikes draw your attention, to
Floyd | a point.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/98uishy-Makin
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know, the
Floyd | Squishy-Making Ones
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the temple
Floyd | - and it is completely barred by spiked metal poles.  And, peering up,
Floyd | there is, of course, the spiked ceiling inching its way toward your
Floyd | head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull switch"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/99uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL SWITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ceiling inches closer to you.  The spikes draw your attention, to
Floyd | a point.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/98uishy-Makin
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know, the
Floyd | Squishy-Making Ones
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the temple
Floyd | - and it is completely barred by spiked metal poles.  And, peering up,
Floyd | there is, of course, the spiked ceiling inching its way toward your
Floyd | head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x switch"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/99uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SWITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | A small switch, on the other side of the poles, too far away to reach
Floyd | unaided.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ceiling inches closer to you.  The spikes draw your attention, to
Floyd | a point.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "or lots of points"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/98uishy-Makin
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know, the
Floyd | Squishy-Making Ones
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the temple
Floyd | - and it is completely barred by spiked metal poles.  And, peering up,
Floyd | there is, of course, the spiked ceiling inching its way toward your
Floyd | head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn off switch with bone"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/99uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF SWITCH WITH BONE
Floyd |
Floyd | You struggle to squeeze the bone through the gap - but it just won't
Floyd | slide through.  This bone needs lubrication - and quickly!
Floyd |
Floyd | The ceiling inches closer to you.  The spikes draw your attention, to
Floyd | a point.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "lick it?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/98uishy-Makin
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know, the
Floyd | Squishy-Making Ones
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the temple
Floyd | - and it is completely barred by spiked metal poles.  And, peering up,
Floyd | there is, of course, the spiked ceiling inching its way toward your
Floyd | head.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "grease bone"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t17/99uishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > GREASE BONE
Floyd |
Floyd | (with the grease)
Floyd | You rub the bone along the greasy wall, coating it nicely.  Better
Floyd | hold on tight, it's slippery now.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ceiling inches closer to you.  The spikes draw your attention, to
Floyd | a point.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn off switch with bone"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t22/100ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF SWITCH WITH BONE
Floyd |
Floyd | You use the arm bone to flip the switch.  The poles blocking the
Floyd | doorway retract - and more importantly, so does the ceiling, quickly
Floyd | winching back into its original position.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulationment!® number 5 - "What POSSIBLE use is one of these
Floyd | rooms in a non-abandoned, fully functioning temple?"
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by five points.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Greasy ... right."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search things"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t22/101ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH THINGS
Floyd |
Floyd | You look through the pile of flattened rubble, but find nothing
Floyd | further that is useful.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t22/102ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You're carrying a greasy bone, a whip and a gun. You are wearing the
Floyd | battered fedora and an old leather jacket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         22/103
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Entry Hall of the Temple
Floyd | Green, speckled light spills in from the exit arch of the Temple,
Floyd | which lies to the west.  There are three passageways in the stone
Floyd | walls of the temple, set to the south, east and north.  In the middle
Floyd | of the entry hall is a large statue, looming over anyone that may
Floyd | enter the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW clears the save counter.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf1"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SAVE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to write:
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         22/103
Floyd | > SAVEOk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "See, I thought 'greasy' was a euphemism for 'bloody'"
Jacqueline says, "And perhaps it was/"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x bone"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         22/104
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BONE
Floyd |
Floyd | This arm bone looks like it survived a lot.  Well, "survived" may be
Floyd | the wrong word for a bone.  In any case, the arm bone is long and
Floyd | relatively solid.  It is covered in a thin layer of grease-like slime.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bone in hole"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         22/104
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BONE IN HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach into the hole, obeying your mental compulsion.  Almost
Floyd | immediately, a band of metal blades constricts around your arm,
Floyd | severing it from your shoulder.  You are able to stagger two steps
Floyd | away before you collapse to the ground in shock, and bleed out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** YOUR CHARM IS LIKE THOSE BLADES - DISARMING ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 22 out of a possible 142, in 104 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
Floyd | command?
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "doesn't sound like blood"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         22/104
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | The Entry Hall of the Temple
Floyd | Green, speckled light spills in from the exit arch of the Temple,
Floyd | which lies to the west.  There are three passageways in the stone
Floyd | walls of the temple, set to the south, east and north.  In the middle
Floyd | of the entry hall is a large statue, looming over anyone that may
Floyd | enter the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "oh that's just mean, game"
Jacqueline says, "yeah"
DavidW says, "I guess try east now."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 22/105
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike
Floyd | You find yourself at the entrance to a twisty maze of passages.  They
Floyd | all look alike, from here.  The entrance itself is different than the
Floyd | entry hall of the temple - the floor is slightly softer than the rock
Floyd | in the entry hall, and the walls, more hand-hewn, with rounder edges.
Floyd | I mean, the whole temple is hand-hewn, to be certain, as the ancients
Floyd | who built it didn't have access to power tools, certainly.  The exit
Floyd | lies to the west, a circular passageway ringed with white rocks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "oh dear"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x floor"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 22/106
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The floor seems more resilient and yielding than the stone floor in
Floyd | the rest of the temple.  It's red, and studded with small pebbles, and
Floyd | seems moister than the other floor, as well.  Which is saying
Floyd | something, as this is a water temple in the middle of the Everglades.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "Another Colossal Caves homage"
Teaspoon says, "so many"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pebbles"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 22/107
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PEBBLES
Floyd |
Floyd | The pebbles are about the size of your first, and raised from the
Floyd | floor, but seem to actually be part of the floor as a whole.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "why build a temple in a swamp"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch pebbles"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 22/108
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH PEBBLES
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "size of my fist, I assume."
Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take pebble"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 22/109
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PEBBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | They're hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "count pebbles"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 22/110
Floyd | >
Floyd | > COUNT PEBBLES
Floyd |
Floyd | "No time for counting, Doctor Bonaventure!" pipes up a small voice in
Floyd | your head, as you remember a lovable Chinese scamp you had taken under
Floyd | your wing, years before.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "maga was telling me he dislikes this game on the basis that it's a 'cave crawl and not interesting' but I love this sort of narration and that is sufficient for me to like this game very much."
Jacqueline says, "I would say there's no accounting for taste except that, well, he married *me*"
Jacqueline says, "So clearly he has some good taste."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "exits"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 22/110
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EXITS
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 22/111
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike
Floyd | You find yourself at the entrance to a twisty maze of passages.  They
Floyd | all look alike, from here.  The entrance itself is different than the
Floyd | entry hall of the temple - the floor is slightly softer than the rock
Floyd | in the entry hall, and the walls, more hand-hewn, with rounder edges.
Floyd | The exit lies to the west, a circular passageway ringed with white
Floyd | rocks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "And wow, aren't I humble this morning."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x white rocks"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 22/112
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WHITE ROCKS
Floyd |
Floyd | The white rocks jut out from the west passageway in a regular spacing,
Floyd | and seem to be all roughly the same in size and shape - a roughly
Floyd | triangular white rock, veined with slight yellow discolorations, about
Floyd | the size of your hand.  For some reason, though, you shy away from
Floyd | touching them.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline shuts up and eats her breakfast.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch white rock"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 22/113
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH WHITE ROCK
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach out your hand, then draw it back, suddenly anxious.  This
Floyd | doesn't feel like a good idea.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "But we thrust our arm into a suspicious hole."
DavidW asks, "Do we think the rocks are poisonous? Electrified?"
Teaspoon says, "touch it touch it touch it"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch white rock"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 22/114
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH WHITE ROCK
Floyd |
Floyd | You reach out your hand and gingerly touch a white rock.  Immediately,
Floyd | there is a cave-in (of sorts), and the passageway back to the entrance
Floyd | of the temple closes.  Snaps shut, in fact.  Like teeth would.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "you have been eaten by a cave"
DavidW says, "oh. The pebbles are taste buds."
zarf arrives, full of fun and funk. DavidW says, "We're on a tongue."
Teaspoon says, "oh, so this is like that bit in star wars."
Teaspoon asks, "what do we do now we know that?"
DavidW says, "Go anywhere but down, I suppose."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On22/115ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This One is Secreting
Floyd | Stomach Acid
Floyd | Well, isn't this peachy.  You had a feeling that nothing good would
Floyd | come from wandering into any twisty maze of passages.  The twisty maze
Floyd | of passages has widened here, in a large, kidney bean shaped chamber.
Floyd | Various valves line the walls, and the floor is coated in a thick
Floyd | layer of mucus.
Floyd |
Floyd | A metal pirate hook is jabbed into the side of the stomach, sticking
Floyd | there.
Floyd |
Floyd | Acid begins to flow through the valves on the walls in a heavy stream.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "pull hook"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On22/116ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PULL HOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | Nothing obvious happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On22/115ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This One is Secreting
Floyd | Stomach Acid
Floyd | The twisty maze of passages has widened here, in a large, kidney bean
Floyd | shaped chamber.  Various valves line the walls, and the floor is
Floyd | coated in a thick layer of mucus.  Acid is pooling around you and
Floyd | starting to dissolve parts of your anatomy that you had grown fond of.
Floyd |
Floyd | A metal pirate hook is jabbed into the side of the stomach, sticking
Floyd | there.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hook"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On22/116ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | The metal hook is meant to be a crude replacement for a hand.  It is
Floyd | deeply corroded from the stomach acids of the maze beast, but it
Floyd | survived longer than the rest of the pirate did.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hook"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/117ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | You yank the hook out of the wall, and a loud groan of pain echoes
Floyd | through the air.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulationment!® number 10 - "Really internal medicine."
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search acid"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/118ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH ACID
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | The acid begins to eat through your clothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/117ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This One is Secreting
Floyd | Stomach Acid
Floyd | The twisty maze of passages has widened here, in a large, kidney bean
Floyd | shaped chamber.  Various valves line the walls, and the floor is
Floyd | coated in a thick layer of mucus.  Acid is pooling around you and
Floyd | starting to dissolve parts of your anatomy that you had grown fond of.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl says, "Snrk. "Congratulationment" just hit me."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear mucus"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/118ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR MUCUS
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the mucus)
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | The acid begins to eat through your clothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/117ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This One is Secreting
Floyd | Stomach Acid
Floyd | The twisty maze of passages has widened here, in a large, kidney bean
Floyd | shaped chamber.  Various valves line the walls, and the floor is
Floyd | coated in a thick layer of mucus.  Acid is pooling around you and
Floyd | starting to dissolve parts of your anatomy that you had grown fond of.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/118ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | You try to leave, but can't find your way out.  If only you had
Floyd | planned for this earlier!
Floyd |
Floyd | The acid begins to eat through your clothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/117ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This One is Secreting
Floyd | Stomach Acid
Floyd | The twisty maze of passages has widened here, in a large, kidney bean
Floyd | shaped chamber.  Various valves line the walls, and the floor is
Floyd | coated in a thick layer of mucus.  Acid is pooling around you and
Floyd | starting to dissolve parts of your anatomy that you had grown fond of.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
ParserGirl asks, "Are we locked out?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut wall with hook"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/117ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CUT WALL WITH HOOK
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to cut the walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Well, this is another death trap room, obviously."
DavidW says, "And I don't see the counter for it yet."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put hook in acid"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/118ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT HOOK IN ACID
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | The acid begins to eat through your clothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/117ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This One is Secreting
Floyd | Stomach Acid
Floyd | The twisty maze of passages has widened here, in a large, kidney bean
Floyd | shaped chamber.  Various valves line the walls, and the floor is
Floyd | coated in a thick layer of mucus.  Acid is pooling around you and
Floyd | starting to dissolve parts of your anatomy that you had grown fond of.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "swim"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/117ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SWIM
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to swim in?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "acid"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/118ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ACID
Floyd |
Floyd | You cannot bathe in that.
Floyd |
Floyd | The acid begins to eat through your clothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/117ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This One is Secreting
Floyd | Stomach Acid
Floyd | The twisty maze of passages has widened here, in a large, kidney bean
Floyd | shaped chamber.  Various valves line the walls, and the floor is
Floyd | coated in a thick layer of mucus.  Acid is pooling around you and
Floyd | starting to dissolve parts of your anatomy that you had grown fond of.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x valves"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/118ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VALVES
Floyd |
Floyd | Fist sized muscular holes through which a steady stream of acid is
Floyd | flushing into this chamber.
Floyd |
Floyd | The acid begins to eat through your clothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/117ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This One is Secreting
Floyd | Stomach Acid
Floyd | The twisty maze of passages has widened here, in a large, kidney bean
Floyd | shaped chamber.  Various valves line the walls, and the floor is
Floyd | coated in a thick layer of mucus.  Acid is pooling around you and
Floyd | starting to dissolve parts of your anatomy that you had grown fond of.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take mucus"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/118ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE MUCUS
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | The acid begins to eat through your clothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/117ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This One is Secreting
Teaspoon asks, "there was a line about having prepared for this earlier. Are we doomed?"
Floyd | Stomach Acid
Floyd | The twisty maze of passages has widened here, in a large, kidney bean
Floyd | shaped chamber.  Various valves line the walls, and the floor is
Floyd | coated in a thick layer of mucus.  Acid is pooling around you and
Floyd | starting to dissolve parts of your anatomy that you had grown fond of.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "If only you had -- yeah"
Jacqueline says, "That's what I was wondering."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search mucus"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/118ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH MUCUS
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | The acid begins to eat through your clothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This On23/117ecreting
Floyd | S
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | An unearthly blue glow surrounds you, and you feel time slipping
Floyd | away...
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike - Except This One is Secreting
Floyd | Stomach Acid
Floyd | The twisty maze of passages has widened here, in a large, kidney bean
Floyd | shaped chamber.  Various valves line the walls, and the floor is
Floyd | coated in a thick layer of mucus.  Acid is pooling around you and
Floyd | starting to dissolve parts of your anatomy that you had grown fond of.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "cos I think we might be stuck..."
DavidW asks, "like, we needed a rope from the bats to climb back up from here?"
Teaspoon says, "Something like that."
DavidW says, "we can restart, I guess."
Teaspoon says, "(sorry)"
DavidW says, "or restore."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf1"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         22/103
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/104
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple
Floyd | Atop a small hillock in the middle of the Everglades sits a foreboding
Floyd | stone temple.  Its entrance, a wide arch of stone, lies to the east,
Floyd | up the hill.  To the west lies the swamp.  The swamp also lies to the
Floyd | north.  And the south.  Probably to the east, as well, behind the
Floyd | temple, but you can't see that from here.  It's a safe bet, though.
Floyd | 99% of the Everglades is swamp.  And 1% is, apparently, hidden
Floyd | temples.
Floyd |
Floyd | The remains of a snake, sans head, lie in front of the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x snake"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/105
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, it used to be a snake.  Now it's kind of a... fleshy rope?
Floyd | Terribly thick belt?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take snake"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    23/106
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You gingerly pick up the snake, by the tail.  Not that you're scared
Floyd | of snakes.  Who would be scared of snakes?  ...bats, on the other
Floyd | hand... ick.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulationment!® number 2 - "Surely this will be useful?"
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/107
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Entry Hall of the Temple
Floyd | Green, speckled light spills in from the exit arch of the Temple,
Floyd | which lies to the west.  There are three passageways in the stone
Floyd | walls of the temple, set to the south, east and north.  In the middle
Floyd | of the entry hall is a large statue, looming over anyone that may
Floyd | enter the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/108
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike
Floyd | You find yourself at the entrance to a twisty maze of passages.  They
Floyd | all look alike, from here.  The entrance itself is different than the
Floyd | entry hall of the temple - the floor is slightly softer than the rock
Floyd | in the entry hall, and the walls, more hand-hewn, with rounder edges.
Floyd | I mean, the whole temple is hand-hewn, to be certain, as the ancients
Floyd | who built it didn't have access to power tools, certainly.  The exit
Floyd | lies to the west, a circular passageway ringed with white rocks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie snake to teeth"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/109
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIE SNAKE TO TEETH
Floyd |
Floyd | The snake's body is flexible, but not that flexible.  And it's also
Floyd | long... but probably not long enough, come to think of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/110
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | With a shimmer of relief that starts at the base of your spine and
Floyd | works its way up to your scalp, you leave the maze and re-enter the
Floyd | temple entryway.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Entry Hall of the Temple
Floyd | Green, speckled light spills in from the exit arch of the Temple,
Floyd | which lies to the west.  There are three passageways in the stone
Floyd | walls of the temple, set to the south, east and north.  In the middle
Floyd | of the entry hall is a large statue, looming over anyone that may
Floyd | enter the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        23/111
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit
Floyd | Wind whistles through this room, threatening to knock you off balance,
Floyd | and off your precarious perch on a small ledge of stone.  And that
Floyd | would be bad.  Very bad.  Because the pit you are skirting appears to
Floyd | be bottomless.  And not one of those "bottomless" pits where it's all
Floyd | build-up and hyperbole, and the bottom is QUITE visible a mere
Floyd | half-mile down, thank you very much.  No, this is a PROPER bottomless
Floyd | pit.  You fancy you can hear something, very faint, very soft, in the
Floyd | wind whistling out of the pit.  To the south is the entrance hall of
Floyd | the temple, and much solider ground.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gargoyle"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        23/111
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GARGOYLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look down"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        23/111
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK DOWN
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/112
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | You retrace your route, up to the top of the pit...
Floyd |
Floyd | The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obviously)
Floyd | A path of marked handholds leads down into the pit, and nothing leads
Floyd | up - you're at the top.  You're on a small thrust of wood that extends
Floyd | out over the pit.  There are two exits, a metal door to the south and
Floyd | a dark, grimy arch to the southeast.  The doors stand, free of
Floyd | obstruction.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/113
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't go that way.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          23/114
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Bat Country
Floyd | Standing frozen in your tracks, the first thing you notice is the
Floyd | ceiling.  Well, the fact that the ceiling is INVISIBLE behind a swarm
Floyd | of bats.  A colony of bats?  A murder of bats?  Somehow, you realize
Floyd | that the collective noun for bats right now is not your problem.
Floyd | These aren't just any bats.  They're each man-sized, and a quick
Floyd | estimation leads to the conclusion that there are hundreds of them.
Floyd | Other than the bats, the room also has a window, through which the
Floyd | tops of the Everglade trees can be seen, and doorways to the west and
Floyd | northwest.  A rope dangles from the ceiling (presumably - it actually
Floyd | appears to just dangle from a horde... pack?... of bats).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop snake"
Floyd ]  Bat Country                                          23/115
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You toss the snake onto the ground.  At first, nothing happens.  Then
Floyd | the bats notice the snake.  First one flutters down, then, two, then
Floyd | nearly all of the bats are converging in a heap, fighting over the
Floyd | meal.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon exclaims, "hey, nifty!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "climb rope"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/116mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLIMB ROPE
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulationment!® number 17 - "Rope day in gym class would be
Floyd | easier, if you were running from bats."
Floyd |
Floyd | A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can Be Normal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | Well, that's a nice change from bottomless pits, gargoyles, bats,
Floyd | grotesque statues, et cetera.  This rooms appears to be entirely
Floyd | normal.  The floor is normal.  The walls are normal.  There is a
Floyd | window out of the temple, with a view of the jungle.  A rope dangles
Floyd | down to Bat Country, from which emanates excited squeaking.  That's
Floyd | not normal.  But it really should count against the normalcy of the
Floyd | room below, not this room.  To the west is a doorway, that appears to
Floyd | lead to an entirely normal bathroom.
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone has left a large collection of impressive steel pipes here.
Floyd | Complete with flashing lights, dials and switches.
Floyd |
Floyd | You get a creepy feeling.  Probably for no reason.
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by five points.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pipes"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/117mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You have no idea what this machinery is, or what it does.  But you
Floyd | know one thing - when confronted with strange machinery, of unknown
Floyd | provenance in a strange temple, you ABSOLUTELY do not touch it.  So
Floyd | why do you find your finger sneaking out to turn a dial, or perhaps
Floyd | flip a switch, before you regain your senses and snatch your hand
Floyd | back?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look west"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/117mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK WEST
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x window"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/118mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WINDOW
Floyd |
Floyd | A completely normal window.  Too small to jump from, and there's no
Floyd | glass, so it admits a nice breeze at this height.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x rope"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/119mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ROPE
Floyd |
Floyd | The rope dangles down into the room below.  Bat country.  The bats are
Floyd | riled up by your passage - it would be foolish in the extreme to
Floyd | travel back down.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take rope"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/120mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE ROPE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself absently fingering a dial on the machinery.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/121
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | An Evil Bathroom
Floyd | Alright, this is creepy.  Both because this bathroom is unmistakably
Floyd | evil, now that you see it up close, and because there is a bathroom in
Floyd | an ancient evil temple.  The most notable feature of the bathroom is
Floyd | the giant bathtub alongside the far wall.  Other than that, there are
Floyd | the standard (evil) bathroom fixtures.  Mirror (inscribed with
Floyd | inscrutable sigils), sink (filled to the brim with blood) and toilet
Floyd | (reeking of death and bad choices).  To the east is the completely
Floyd | normal room, and set in the ceiling is a door marked with a strange
Floyd | heiroglyph.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x glyph"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/122
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GLYPH
Floyd |
Floyd | The language of this hieroglyph has been dead for centuries, which is
Floyd | ironic.  Because it means "The Water of Life".
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x blood"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/123
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BLOOD
Floyd |
Floyd | The blood has been in the sink for a long time, undisturbed.  But it
Floyd | hasn't clotted, or dried at all.  It's definitely blood, though.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell blood"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/124
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL BLOOD
Floyd |
Floyd | Yuck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x toilet"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/125
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | The toilet is creepy, as indoor plumbing is a relatively recent
Floyd | innovation.  And by relatively recent, we are definitely excluding
Floyd | ancient stone temples.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x tub"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/126
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TUB
Floyd |
Floyd | The giant tub is alongside the far wall.  It is about waist high on
Floyd | you, and very sturdy looking.  The tub is full of water, making it
Floyd | impossibly heavy.  But perhaps this is the famed Water of Life?
Floyd | Probably not - it's very murky.  Through the murk, you can just make
Floyd | out a drain.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x drain"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/127
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DRAIN
Floyd |
Floyd | It's what keeps the water in the tub.  Or lets it out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "do we pull it?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sink"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/128
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | The sink is full of blood.  That's probably the most pertinent detail.
Floyd | Other than that, it's a stone basin.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon exclaims, "!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x mirror"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/129
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | You see yourself, but not as you normally see yourself.  As others see
Floyd | you.  What you normally see as a dashing demeanor comes across as
Floyd | pompous.  That cheeky grin is a sneer.  And your hair looks incredibly
Floyd | strange parted on the other side.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open mirror"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/130
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/131
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | An Evil Bathroom
Floyd | The most notable feature of the bathroom is the giant bathtub
Floyd | alongside the far wall.  Other than that, there are the standard
Floyd | (evil) bathroom fixtures.  Mirror (inscribed with inscrutable sigils),
Floyd | sink (filled to the brim with blood) and toilet (reeking of death and
Floyd | bad choices).  To the east is the completely normal room, and set in
Floyd | the ceiling is a door marked with a strange heiroglyph.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x sigils"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/132
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SIGILS
Floyd |
Floyd | You glance at the sigils.  They are in some alien alphabet, full of
Floyd | jagged edges and lines that should intersect, but somehow don't.  You
Floyd | find your tongue moving of its own accord as you scan the letters, and
Floyd | yank your gaze away.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "this is possibly my favourite ever bathroom in IF now"
DavidW says, "Remember, we've been poisoned by a snake bite."
Teaspoon says, "oh, yeah."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter tub"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/133
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER TUB
Floyd |
Floyd | You begin to bathe yourself in the water, but then lose heart a few
Floyd | seconds in, when you notice that the water is, quite possibly dirtier
Floyd | than you.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "smell water"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/134
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SMELL WATER
Floyd |
Floyd | Yuck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/135
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The door set in the ceiling lies waiting for you.  Surely you must be
Floyd | near the apex of the temple, and your destiny, by now.  There appears
Floyd | to be no really good way to get a grip on the door and open it (though
Floyd | there is a small hole where it appears a doorknob used to be).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hole"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/136
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The door set in the ceiling lies waiting for you.  Surely you must be
Floyd | near the apex of the temple, and your destiny, by now.  There appears
Floyd | to be no really good way to get a grip on the door and open it (though
Floyd | there is a small hole where it appears a doorknob used to be).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put bone in hole"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/137
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT BONE IN HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | That can't contain things.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Probably where the hook would be useful."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open drain"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/138
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN DRAIN
Floyd |
Floyd | You pull the drain, and the water in the tub quickly rushes out, over
Floyd | the floor, quickly seeping into cracks.  Hopefully *that* wasn't the
Floyd | Water of Life.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter tub"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/139
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER TUB
Floyd |
Floyd | It would be hard to bathe yourself in an empty tub.  Unless you were a
Floyd | mime.  Then it would be too easy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "mime"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/139
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MIME
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close drain"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/140
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE DRAIN
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can close.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Possibly we're stuck again."
Teaspoon asks, "did we drink the water just in case it *was* the water of life?"
DavidW says, "no"
Teaspoon exclaims, "either that or it'l kill us faster!"
DavidW says, "If we weren't willing to bathe in it, I doubt we're willing to drink it."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search blood"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/141
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH BLOOD
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "empty sink"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/142
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EMPTY SINK
Floyd |
Floyd | No thank you.  The stopper is probably underneath all that blood.
Floyd | Ick.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "true"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x floor"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/143
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | There's a strange hinge in the middle of the room, set into the floor.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open floor"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/144
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hinge"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/145
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HINGE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's strange.  Why would there be a hinge in the middle of the
Floyd | floor?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search floor"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/146
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push floor"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/147
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push hinge"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/148
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH HINGE
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take hinge"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE HINGE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open hinge"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN HINGE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "move hinge"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/151
Floyd | >
Floyd | > MOVE HINGE
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x cracks"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/151
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CRACKS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | The walls in the bathroom are unremarkable.  Stone is a good choice
Floyd | for bathroom walls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x ceiling"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X CEILING
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x hole"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/153
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X HOLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The door set in the ceiling lies waiting for you.  Surely you must be
Floyd | near the apex of the temple, and your destiny, by now.  There appears
Floyd | to be no really good way to get a grip on the door and open it (though
Floyd | there is a small hole where it appears a doorknob used to be).
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/154
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | An Evil Bathroom
Floyd | The most notable feature of the bathroom is the giant bathtub
Floyd | alongside the far wall.  Other than that, there are the standard
Floyd | (evil) bathroom fixtures.  Mirror (inscribed with inscrutable sigils),
Floyd | sink (filled to the brim with blood) and toilet (reeking of death and
Floyd | bad choices).  To the east is the completely normal room, and set in
Floyd | the ceiling is a door marked with a strange heiroglyph.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "break mirror"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/155
Floyd | >
Floyd | > BREAK MIRROR
Floyd |
Floyd | And risk seven years of bad luck?  You're not superstitious, per se,
Floyd | but you're also not stupid.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Not much else to do but fiddle with the pipes."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "use toilet"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/155
Floyd | >
Floyd | > USE TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to use the toilet with?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "by all means fiddle"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flush toilet"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/156
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FLUSH TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | The toilet, despite appearing entirely modern, doesn't appear to be
Floyd | hooked up to any form of plumbing.  Which would explain the smell of
Floyd | death.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open toilet"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | It's already open.  In fact, it is probably permanently open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in toilet"
Floyd ]  An Evil Bathroom                                     28/158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN TOILET
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/159mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can Be Normal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | This rooms appears to be entirely normal.  The floor is normal.  The
Floyd | walls are normal.  There is a window out of the temple, with a view of
Floyd | the jungle.  A rope dangles down to Bat Country, from which emanates
Floyd | excited squeaking.  That's not normal.  But it really should count
Floyd | against the normalcy of the room below, not this room.  To the west is
Floyd | a doorway, that appears to lead to an entirely normal bathroom.
Floyd | Alright, a bathroom in a temple is also not normal.  But again...
Floyd | should that count against THIS room?
Floyd |
Floyd | Someone has left a large collection of impressive steel pipes here.
Floyd | Complete with flashing lights, dials and switches.
Floyd |
Floyd | You get a creepy feeling.  Probably for no reason.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "brb"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x pipes"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/160mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You have no idea what this machinery is, or what it does.  But you
Floyd | know one thing - when confronted with strange machinery, of unknown
Floyd | provenance in a strange temple, you ABSOLUTELY do not touch it.  So
Floyd | why do you find your finger sneaking out to turn a dial, or perhaps
Floyd | flip a switch, before you regain your senses and snatch your hand
Floyd | back?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch pipes"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/161mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | The machinery emits a strange, low hiss.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn dial"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/162mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN DIAL
Floyd |
Floyd | You go to mess with the contraption, but then stop yourself.  Who
Floyd | knows what could happen?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/163mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LISTEN
Floyd |
Floyd | From below, you hear the excited squeaking of bats.  But in this room
Floyd | in particular, you hear nothing out of the ordinary.
Floyd |
Floyd | You get a creepy feeling.  Probably for no reason.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "flip switch"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/164mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > FLIP SWITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You find yourself strangely drawn, compelled, even, to fiddle with the
Floyd | machinery.  You quickly stay your hand before you can do anything.
Floyd | Strange compulsions in mysterious temples are never any good.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take pipes"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/165mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | That's fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search pipes"
Floyd ]  A Completely Normal (If Paleolithic Evil Temples Can 28/166mal)
Floyd | Room
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH PIPES
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW asks, "I don't suppose there were any vines in the first location?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "RESTORE"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cf1"
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RESTORE
Floyd | %% Enter a save filename to read:
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         22/103
Floyd | Ok.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/104
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple
Floyd | Atop a small hillock in the middle of the Everglades sits a foreboding
Floyd | stone temple.  Its entrance, a wide arch of stone, lies to the east,
Floyd | up the hill.  To the west lies the swamp.  The swamp also lies to the
Floyd | north.  And the south.  Probably to the east, as well, behind the
Floyd | temple, but you can't see that from here.  It's a safe bet, though.
Floyd | 99% of the Everglades is swamp.  And 1% is, apparently, hidden
Floyd | temples.
Floyd |
Floyd | The remains of a snake, sans head, lie in front of the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x vines"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/104
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X VINES
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "idols"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/104
Floyd | >
Floyd | > IDOLS
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x idols"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/105
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X IDOLS
Floyd |
Floyd | Carved deep into the stone flanking the archway are primitive idol
Floyd | figures.  Well... endowed... men.  Women that appear to be... in a
Floyd | family way.  And a panoply of discs and crescents.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "not unless there were some in the swamp"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x swamp"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/106
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SWAMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't relish the thought of the three day hike out of the swamp.
Floyd | But the riches available in the temple will paradoxically lighten your
Floyd | load - or at least happy thoughts of spending them will.  Plus... if
Floyd | the rumors are true... perhaps your arthritis will be a thing of the
Floyd | past, soon.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/107
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back into the swamp, it's true.  You would certainly die
Floyd | of the snake bite, but you COULD do it.  You decide you better not.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/108
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back into the swamp, it's true.  You would certainly die
Floyd | of the snake bite, but you COULD do it.  You decide you better not.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/109
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | You could go back into the swamp, it's true.  You would certainly die
Floyd | of the snake bite, but you COULD do it.  You decide you better not.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "oh well"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search swamp"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/110
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH SWAMP
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x snake"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    22/111
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, it used to be a snake.  Now it's kind of a... fleshy rope?
Floyd | Terribly thick belt?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take snake"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    23/112
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You gingerly pick up the snake, by the tail.  Not that you're scared
Floyd | of snakes.  Who would be scared of snakes?  ...bats, on the other
Floyd | hand... ick.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Congratulationment!® number 2 - "Surely this will be useful?"
Floyd |
Floyd | [Your score has just gone up by one point.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear snake"
Floyd ]  Outside a Foreboding Stone Temple                    23/113
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't wear that!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/114
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Entry Hall of the Temple
Floyd | Green, speckled light spills in from the exit arch of the Temple,
Floyd | which lies to the west.  There are three passageways in the stone
Floyd | walls of the temple, set to the south, east and north.  In the middle
Floyd | of the entry hall is a large statue, looming over anyone that may
Floyd | enter the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie snake to statue"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/115
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIE SNAKE TO STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | The snake's body is flexible, but not that flexible.  And it's also
Floyd | long... but probably not long enough, come to think of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "cut snake"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/116
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CUT SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | Cutting that up would achieve little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/117ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know, the
Floyd | Squishy-Making Ones
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the
Floyd | temple, mercifully free of impediment.  And, peering up, there is, of
Floyd | course, the spiked ceiling which doesn't APPEAR to be descending... at
Floyd | the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop snake"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/118ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/119
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Entry Hall of the Temple
Floyd | Green, speckled light spills in from the exit arch of the Temple,
Floyd | which lies to the west.  There are three passageways in the stone
Floyd | walls of the temple, set to the south, east and north.  In the middle
Floyd | of the entry hall is a large statue, looming over anyone that may
Floyd | enter the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x switch"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/120
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SWITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | A small, unassuming switch is on the wall near the south passageway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "push switch"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/121
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUSH SWITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | It is fixed in place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn on switch"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/122
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN ON SWITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You flip the switch, and poles slam down, blocking the southern
Floyd | passageway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/123
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/124
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.  You begin to grow antsy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/125
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.  You fidget.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/126
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.  You nervously tap your foot.  You're a man of action,
Floyd | not waiting!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/127
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe you are a man of waiting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/128
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd | You're blocked by the metal poles!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "heh"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look through poles"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/129
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK THROUGH POLES
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x gaps"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/129
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X GAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x poles"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/130
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X POLES
Floyd |
Floyd | The poles block the southern passageway.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "turn off switch"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/131
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TURN OFF SWITCH
Floyd |
Floyd | You flip the switch, and the poles retreat into their hiding spot in
Floyd | the gap.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/132ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know, the
Floyd | Squishy-Making Ones
Floyd | Looking around the room, you spy... not much.  A bunch of things that
Floyd | seem... flatter than they should be.  Walls that are a bit... greasy?
Floyd | In the north wall is a passageway back to the entry hall of the
Floyd | temple, mercifully free of impediment.  And, peering up, there is, of
Floyd | course, the spiked ceiling which doesn't APPEAR to be descending... at
Floyd | the moment.
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see the corpse of a snake here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x snake"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/133ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, it used to be a snake.  Now it's kind of a... fleshy rope?
Floyd | Terribly thick belt?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "snake"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/133ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I thought maybe I could make it flatter."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "eat snake"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/134ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > EAT SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | (first taking the corpse of a snake)
Floyd | Snake meat?  Raw snake meat?  Raw, poisonous snake meat?  Raw,
Floyd | poisonous snake meat that probably has bits of bullet left in it?
Floyd | ...you're not that hungry.  Yet.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "had to try it"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search snake"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/135ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "open snake"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/136ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OPEN SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not something you can open.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look in snake"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/137ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK IN SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/138ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SING
Floyd |
Floyd | Bum babumbum, bum babum.  Bum baBUM, bum bah bah BAH!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie snake to whip"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/139ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIE SNAKE TO WHIP
Floyd |
Floyd | The snake's body is flexible, but not that flexible.  And it's also
Floyd | long... but probably not long enough, come to think of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I just figured that out"
Jacqueline says, "The singing, I mean."
DavidW asks, "oh?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie whip to statue"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/140ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIE WHIP TO STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | You would achieve nothing by this.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x whip"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/141ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WHIP
Floyd |
Floyd | A nice, long coil of leather, with a handle at one end and a nice
Floyd | taper at the other.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x taper"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/142ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X TAPER
Floyd |
Floyd | A nice, long coil of leather, with a handle at one end and a nice
Floyd | taper at the other.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "should we have been using this more?"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "crack whip"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/143ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CRACK WHIP
Floyd |
Floyd | You crack that whip!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "probably"
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "whip"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/143ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WHIP
Floyd |
Floyd | What do you want to whip?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "whip me"
Floyd ]  Oh, It's One of THOSE Temple Rooms - then You Know,
Floyd | t23/144ishy-Makin
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WHIP ME
Floyd |
Floyd | Don't beat yourself up.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says, "okay then"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/145
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Entry Hall of the Temple
Floyd | Green, speckled light spills in from the exit arch of the Temple,
Floyd | which lies to the west.  There are three passageways in the stone
Floyd | walls of the temple, set to the south, east and north.  In the middle
Floyd | of the entry hall is a large statue, looming over anyone that may
Floyd | enter the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/146
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You're carrying the corpse of a snake, a greasy bone, a whip and a
Floyd | gun. You are wearing the battered fedora and an old leather jacket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/147
Floyd | >
Floyd | > E
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike
Floyd | You find yourself at the entrance to a twisty maze of passages.  They
Floyd | all look alike, from here.  The entrance itself is different than the
Floyd | entry hall of the temple - the floor is slightly softer than the rock
Floyd | in the entry hall, and the walls, more hand-hewn, with rounder edges.
Floyd | I mean, the whole temple is hand-hewn, to be certain, as the ancients
Floyd | who built it didn't have access to power tools, certainly.  The exit
Floyd | lies to the west, a circular passageway ringed with white rocks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie whip to pebble"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/148
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIE WHIP TO PEBBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You would achieve nothing by this.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie snake to pebble"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/149
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIE SNAKE TO PEBBLE
Floyd |
Floyd | The snake's body is flexible, but not that flexible.  And it's also
Floyd | long... but probably not long enough, come to think of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/150
Floyd | >
Floyd | > JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | Aw GEEZE, what, what is it, a spider?  Why are you jumping?!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "csb"
DavidW asks, "like, I'm not sure what to try next. Should we have used the gargoyle's sharp wings as a knife to cut up the snake into strips and tied those together into a rope?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "untie whip"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/151
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNTIE WHIP
Floyd |
Floyd | (from the the white "rocks")
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x whip"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/152
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X WHIP
Floyd |
Floyd | A nice, long coil of leather, with a handle at one end and a nice
Floyd | taper at the other.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie whip to rocks"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/153
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIE WHIP TO ROCKS
Floyd |
Floyd | You would achieve nothing by this.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "whip rocks"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/154
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WHIP ROCKS
Floyd |
Floyd | You crack your whip at the rocks.  Nothing happens.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon asks, "should we have whipped ourselves out o the stomach with the whip? Can it even hold our weight?"
DavidW says, "I have no idea what the game wants us to do."
Teaspoon says, "nor I"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/155
Floyd | >
Floyd | > L
Floyd |
Floyd | A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike
Floyd | You find yourself at the entrance to a twisty maze of passages.  They
Floyd | all look alike, from here.  The entrance itself is different than the
Floyd | entry hall of the temple - the floor is slightly softer than the rock
Floyd | in the entry hall, and the walls, more hand-hewn, with rounder edges.
Floyd | The exit lies to the west, a circular passageway ringed with white
Floyd | rocks.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "whip pebbles"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/156
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WHIP PEBBLES
Floyd |
Floyd | You crack your whip at the pebbles.  That'll show it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "whip floor"
Floyd ]  A Twisty Maze of Passages, All Alike                 23/157
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WHIP FLOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You crack your whip at the floor.  That'll show it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/158
Floyd | >
Floyd | > W
Floyd |
Floyd | With a shimmer of relief that starts at the base of your spine and
Floyd | works its way up to your scalp, you leave the maze and re-enter the
Floyd | temple entryway.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Entry Hall of the Temple
Floyd | Green, speckled light spills in from the exit arch of the Temple,
Floyd | which lies to the west.  There are three passageways in the stone
Floyd | walls of the temple, set to the south, east and north.  In the middle
Floyd | of the entry hall is a large statue, looming over anyone that may
Floyd | enter the temple.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "whip statue"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/159
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WHIP STATUE
Floyd |
Floyd | You crack your whip at the statue.  That'll show it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch north wall"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/160
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH NORTH WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "touch south wall"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/161
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TOUCH SOUTH WALL
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel nothing unexpected.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "look up"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/161
Floyd | >
Floyd | > LOOK UP
Floyd |
Floyd | I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "scream"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/161
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SCREAM
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x neck"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/161
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NECK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie whip to head"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/162
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIE WHIP TO HEAD
Floyd |
Floyd | You would achieve nothing by this.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie snake to head"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/163
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIE SNAKE TO HEAD
Floyd |
Floyd | The snake's body is flexible, but not that flexible.  And it's also
Floyd | long... but probably not long enough, come to think of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "unzip jacket"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/164
Floyd | >
Floyd | > UNZIP JACKET
Floyd |
Floyd | Zip.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove jacket"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/165
Floyd | >
Floyd | > REMOVE JACKET
Floyd |
Floyd | You take off an old leather jacket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x jacket"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/166
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X JACKET
Floyd |
Floyd | The coat has served you well.  Perhaps that's why you wear it, even in
Floyd | the sweltering jungle heat.  It's zipped open, which makes more sense
Floyd | in Florida, at least.
Floyd |
Floyd | In an old leather jacket is a bundle of maps.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x maps"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/167
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X MAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | They got you this far.  Unfortunately, all the maps end at the
Floyd | entrance of the temple - none describe the inside at all.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "read maps"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/168
Floyd | >
Floyd | > READ MAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | They got you this far.  Unfortunately, all the maps end at the
Floyd | entrance of the temple - none describe the inside at all.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x buncle"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/168
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X BUNCLE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take maps"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/169
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE MAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search maps"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/170
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH MAPS
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/171
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | Tex Bonaventure, card carrying treasure hunter, card playing hustler,
Floyd | been called a card by a few ladies... or was that a "cad"?  You have
Floyd | to admit, you're beginning to feel your years a little bit.  What you
Floyd | would kindly describe as "grizzled", the less-kindly (such as some of
Floyd | those ladies) would describe as... well, they would say "grizzled",
Floyd | too but they wouldn't say it with respect.  A bit of disdain and
Floyd | clenched teeth, perhaps.
Floyd |
Floyd | Perpetually "one last score" away from retirement.  But this might be
Floyd | the last, for real.  The rumor has it, treasure for the rest of your
Floyd | life is in the top of the Temple... and that life can be very long
Floyd | indeed.  Very very long.
Floyd |
Floyd | But that life can be very short, too, especially if this snake poison
Floyd | finds its way to your heart.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/172
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You're carrying a bundle of maps, the corpse of a snake, a greasy
Floyd | bone, a whip, a gun and an old leather jacket. You are wearing the
Floyd | battered fedora.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "wear jacket"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/173
Floyd | >
Floyd | > WEAR JACKET
Floyd |
Floyd | You put on an old leather jacket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "close jacket"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/174
Floyd | >
Floyd | > CLOSE JACKET
Floyd |
Floyd | You close an old leather jacket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "zip jacket"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/175
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ZIP JACKET
Floyd |
Floyd | The jacket is already zipped!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I suppose the maps might be useful as kindling."
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "x fedora"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/176
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X FEDORA
Floyd |
Floyd | Yeah, you know exactly what this hat looks like.  After all, it is
Floyd | YOUR hat, right?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Teaspoon says (to Floyd), "search hat"
Floyd ]  The Entry Hall of the Temple                         23/177
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH HAT
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "I suppose we've overlooked some detail somewhere, missed something we could do."
Teaspoon says, "no idea."
DavidW asks, "Perhaps the wood plank is portable? Is there something in the stick of the fire room?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit        23/178
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Bottomless Pit - Well, *A* Bottomless Pit
Floyd | Wind whistles through this room, threatening to knock you off balance,
Floyd | and off your precarious perch on a small ledge of stone.  And that
Floyd | would be bad.  Very bad.  Because the pit you are skirting appears to
Floyd | be bottomless.  And not one of those "bottomless" pits where it's all
Floyd | build-up and hyperbole, and the bottom is QUITE visible a mere
Floyd | half-mile down, thank you very much.  No, this is a PROPER bottomless
Floyd | pit.  You fancy you can hear something, very faint, very soft, in the
Floyd | wind whistling out of the pit.  To the south is the entrance hall of
Floyd | the temple, and much solider ground.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "u"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/179
Floyd | >
Floyd | > U
Floyd |
Floyd | You retrace your route, up to the top of the pit...
Floyd |
Floyd | The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obviously)
Floyd | A path of marked handholds leads down into the pit, and nothing leads
Floyd | up - you're at the top.  You're on a small thrust of wood that extends
Floyd | out over the pit.  There are two exits, a metal door to the south and
Floyd | a dark, grimy arch to the southeast.  The doors stand, free of
Floyd | obstruction.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take wood"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/180
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE WOOD
Floyd |
Floyd | That's hardly portable.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/181
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | An Extremely Sooty Chamber
Floyd | Everything is coated in a layer of soot - and for good reason!  But
Floyd | you can make out a jagged array of sticks surrounding a stone
Floyd | sarcophagus, raised on an altar in the middle of the chamber.  Around
Floyd | the walls there are bright nozzles, whose purpose is now obvious.  To
Floyd | the north and east there are metal doors.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "search sticks"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/182
Floyd | >
Floyd | > SEARCH STICKS
Floyd |
Floyd | You find nothing of interest.  Like usual.  But adventurers are
Floyd | eternally optimistic!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x nozzles"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/183
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X NOZZLES
Floyd |
Floyd | The nozzles are where the fire shot out from - examining one, you see
Floyd | a thin fluid dribbling out of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | A thin fluid begins to leak from the metal discs, and the smell of the
Floyd | room markedly increases.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/184
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obviously)
Floyd | A path of marked handholds leads down into the pit, and nothing leads
Floyd | up - you're at the top.  You're on a small thrust of wood that extends
Floyd | out over the pit.  There are two exits, a metal door to the south and
Floyd | a dark, grimy arch to the southeast.  The doors stand, free of
Floyd | obstruction.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/185
Floyd | >
Floyd | > I
Floyd |
Floyd | You're carrying a bundle of maps, the corpse of a snake, a greasy
Floyd | bone, a whip and a gun. You are wearing the battered fedora and an old
Floyd | leather jacket.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/186
Floyd | >
Floyd | > S
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | An Extremely Sooty Chamber
Floyd | Everything is coated in a layer of soot - and for good reason!  But
Floyd | you can make out a jagged array of sticks surrounding a stone
Floyd | sarcophagus, raised on an altar in the middle of the chamber.  Around
Floyd | the walls there are bright nozzles, whose purpose is now obvious.  To
Floyd | the north and east there are metal doors.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "drop snake"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/187
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DROP SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | Dropped.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/188
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | A thin fluid begins to leak from the metal discs, and the smell of the
Floyd | room markedly increases.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/189
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.  You begin to grow antsy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter stone"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/189
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER STONE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter sarcophagus"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/190
Floyd | >
Floyd | > ENTER SARCOPHAGUS
Floyd |
Floyd | You get into the sarcophagus.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/191
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The fluid coming from the discs increases in rate.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/192
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.  You begin to grow antsy.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/193
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.  You fidget.
Floyd |
Floyd | You begin to get a bit light-headed from the fumes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/194
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.  You nervously tap your foot.  You're a man of action,
Floyd | not waiting!
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/195
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Maybe you are a man of waiting.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a click, as if two dry bones struck one another, from the
Floyd | doors.  The sound of bones hitting each other, or doorways locking,
Floyd | perhaps.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/196
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | So, this is your life now.  Waiting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/197
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | You begin to make up a little waiting song, but it is worse than just
Floyd | waiting quietly.
Floyd |
Floyd | Okay.  Time to assess the situation.  Room locked.  Certain doom
Floyd | coming.  Seems familiar.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/198
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Perhaps you can get used to it.  The waiting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/199
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | No, you can't.  Waiting is terrible.
Floyd |
Floyd | The room is quite full of gas by now, both the liquid and vaporous
Floyd | kind.  Good thing you're (relatively) sheltered.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/200
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | You imagine your future tombstone:  Here Lies Tex Bonaventure.  He was
Floyd | super good at waiting.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/201
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a clicking sound, as if a lighter was being struck.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/202
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a loud "WHOOSH" as the gas alights in burning jets, scouring
Floyd | the room.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/203
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | Flames continue to jet by, unabated.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/204
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/205
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/206
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/207
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The heat is searing, but the flames appear to be dying down a little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/208
Floyd | >
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | Time passes.
Floyd |
Floyd | The flames finally gutter out.  It is now, you judge, in you
Floyd | professional adventurer's opinion, safe to emerge.
Floyd |
Floyd | There is a click, and the doors to the room unlock, as the room
Floyd | rapidly cools.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/209
Floyd | >
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | You get out of the sarcophagus.
Floyd |
Floyd | An Extremely Sooty Chamber
Floyd | Everything is coated in a layer of soot - and for good reason!  But
Floyd | you can make out a jagged array of sticks surrounding a stone
Floyd | sarcophagus, raised on an altar in the middle of the chamber.  Around
Floyd | the walls there are bright nozzles, whose purpose is now obvious.  To
Floyd | the north and east there are metal doors.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | You can see the corpse of a snake here.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x snake"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/210
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | Well, it used to be a snake.  Now it's kind of a... fleshy rope?
Floyd | Terribly thick belt?
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "take snake"
Floyd ]  An Extremely Sooty Chamber                           23/211
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TAKE SNAKE
Floyd |
Floyd | Taken.
Floyd |
Floyd | A thin fluid begins to leak from the metal discs, and the smell of the
Floyd | room markedly increases.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/212
Floyd | >
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obviously)
Floyd | A path of marked handholds leads down into the pit, and nothing leads
Floyd | up - you're at the top.  You're on a small thrust of wood that extends
Floyd | out over the pit.  There are two exits, a metal door to the south and
Floyd | a dark, grimy arch to the southeast.  The doors stand, free of
Floyd | obstruction.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "Cooking the snake did nothing."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "door"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/212
Floyd | >
Floyd | > DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | I didn't understand that sentence.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x door"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/213
Floyd | >
Floyd | > X DOOR
Floyd |
Floyd | The metal door to the south is fitted quite precisely into the wall of
Floyd | the temple, leaving no gaps.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie maps to bone"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/214
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIE MAPS TO BONE
Floyd |
Floyd | You would achieve nothing by this.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "tie snake to bone"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/215
Floyd | >
Floyd | > TIE SNAKE TO BONE
Floyd |
Floyd | The snake's body is flexible, but not that flexible.  And it's also
Floyd | long... but probably not long enough, come to think of it.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "put maps on bone"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/216
Floyd | >
Floyd | > PUT MAPS ON BONE
Floyd |
Floyd | Putting things on a greasy bone would achieve nothing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "rub bone"
Floyd ]  The Top of a Bottomless Pit (Not a Topless Pit, Obvio23/217
Floyd | >
Floyd | > RUB BONE
Floyd |
Floyd | You achieve nothing by this.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu is here, his mouth zipped.
DavidW says, "I've pretty much given up for now. Maybe I'll think up something brilliant later, but right now, I don't know what to do next."
DavidW says, "Possibly we shouldn't have pushed the gargoyle so soon."
Teaspoon says, "well, thanks for driving"
Teaspoon says, "'preciate it"
DavidW says, "no problem. I just wish I was a bit better at solving this."
DavidW says, "I solved a lot but not enough."
DavidW says, "Maybe we needed to pull the sink/toilet/tub as a weirdzo door pull for the floor hinge to operate."
Knight_Otu says, "I spoiled myself, which is why I've been quiet."
DavidW says, "ah"




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