ClubFloyd Transcript:
The Northnorth Passage by Caleb Wilson (as Snowball Ice)
As played on ifMUD on August 18, 2019

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of The Northnorth Passage written by Caleb Wilson (as Snowball Ice). You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "load sleepmask northnorth"
Floyd ]                             Boardroom
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Gillivray is on a rant again. His anger, like an icicle of acid,
Floyd | rotates around his place at the head of the boardroom table. It burns
Floyd | Atkins, to your right, who "apparently forgot to evolve from the
Floyd | apes," then swings mercifully past you, to smite Carter, to your left,
Floyd | who isn't even "up to the level of apes, that antediluvian amoeba!"
Floyd |
Floyd | Gillivray's attention swings back to the middle to focus on you. So he
Floyd | didn't forget you after all: "And you, Norton, you're a man, by
Floyd | species at least. Which makes your manifold failures all the more
Floyd | despicable! Would you like to know the very definition of a
Floyd | shit-eating grin? Look in a mirror, Norton. Furthermore--"
Floyd |
Floyd | There is no mirror. But, with an inward glance, at this moment of
Floyd | overwhelming stress, thought twists, buckles. Decades of mental
Floyd | training slough away. You do see something, behind your fixed grin.
Floyd | There's that caustic crystal in your skull: the dire compulsion of the
Floyd | family curse. For the last century, once the curse is activated, where
Floyd | it commands, your family must obey: GO NORTH.
Floyd |
Floyd | You've been lucky your whole life, but no longer.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Northnorth Passage
Floyd | An Interactive Fiction by Snowball Ice
Floyd | Release 2 / Serial number 141114 / Inform 7 build 6L38 (I6/v6.33 lib
Floyd | 6/12N)
Floyd |
Floyd | Boardroom
Floyd | A high-ceilinged cell of pale polished birch. Hanging on either side
Floyd | of the room are portraits of the Walsingham brothers; Robert, with a
Floyd | dot-eyed face that glistens like polished agate, and pale,
Floyd | rough-skinned Alfred, whose eyes in contrast shine like lamps that
Floyd | seep hypnotic poison.
Floyd |
Floyd | The oval table is crowded with all the senior employees; foam-flecked
Floyd | Gillivray at the head, and moving clockwise, Mockerby, Shardlow,
Floyd | Ferne, Williams, Ford, Atkins, you (Norton), Carter, Patson, Ripon,
Floyd | Goodenough, and Clevars.
Floyd |
Floyd | A large doorway heads south into main lobby. A small door leads east
Floyd | to a washroom. A smaller back door, to the north, leads outside.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "weird"
Knight_Otu says, "Well, well."
DavidW says, "I assume we can examine people before going anywhere."
Jacqueline says, "prolly."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "x me"
Floyd ]                             Boardroom
Floyd |
Floyd | > X ME
Floyd |
Floyd | The family curse, once activated, can neither be cured nor ignored.
Floyd |
Floyd | If you do not choose to go north then you shall die.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your soul gutters out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 1, in 1 turn.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "or not"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]                             Boardroom
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Boardroom
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Well, it's a curse."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                    The Corner of Mill and Main
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You stand up, and Gillivray's mouth hangs open. "Furthermore--" he
Floyd | says again, specks of white gathering around his livid lips, and then
Floyd | you walk out the back door before hearing further what more he has to
Floyd | say. Leaving behind a shocked silence you walk north along a nameless
Floyd | alley and out into the bustling center of Boroughbury.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Corner of Mill and Main
Floyd | Endless buildings, stone in the lower stories and hewn wood in the
Floyd | upper, huddle as if for warmth in blocks. The streets are bumper to
Floyd | bumper with motor vehicles, the sidewalks elbow to kidney with
Floyd | pedestrians. Wide and roaring Main Street runs southwest to northeast,
Floyd | while the smaller Mill Street runs north and south.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "heh"
wordsmith asks, "So NE doesn't cut it, only north?"
Jacqueline says, "I hesitate to suggest anything except going north."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]                    The Corner of Mill and Main
Floyd |
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd | The family curse, once activated, can neither be cured nor ignored.
Floyd |
Floyd | If you do not choose to go north then you shall die.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your soul gutters out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 1, in 2 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "I would... right."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]                    The Corner of Mill and Main
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | The Corner of Mill and Main
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "z"
Floyd ]                    The Corner of Mill and Main
Floyd |
Floyd | > Z
Floyd |
Floyd | The family curse, once activated, can neither be cured nor ignored.
Floyd |
Floyd | If you do not choose to go north then you shall die.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your soul gutters out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 1, in 2 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]                    The Corner of Mill and Main
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | The Corner of Mill and Main
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                         Your House, Garden
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You surge across Main barely waiting for a break in the traffic. A
Floyd | chemical wind from an auto rushing past inches behind you slaps you on
Floyd | the back. You walk north for three-quarters of an hour, until you come
Floyd | to a familiar address, 814 North Mill, as evening gathers strength.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your House, Garden
Floyd | It's small, but neatly groomed, a miniature in gold and emerald.
Floyd | Through the front window you can see the warm light of your living
Floyd | room, where you spot your wife, Alice, reading a book of fairytales to
Floyd | Arnold Jr. They look happy. You remember the book from your own
Floyd | childhood, when your father used it as a tool to help explain the idea
Floyd | of a "family curse." The smell of the book, leather and pipe smoke,
Floyd | still reminds you of him. They look so happy.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your front door is east. Mill Street turns here, running south and
Floyd | west. A tangled thicket is to the north.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "No escape, I'm sure."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                            Countryside
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You plunge into the thicket. Stems scrape, wet leaves slap you. When
Floyd | you can see the sky again it is very dark. Your shoes are ruined from
Floyd | the mud. How are there so many ruts here, in this scrubland? The
Floyd | lights of Boroughbury have faded behind you. You cross an abandoned
Floyd | lot, then a sheep field, then a trickle of a stream, then an empty
Floyd | field.
Floyd |
Floyd | Countryside
Floyd | The glacier-scarred land north of Boroughbury. Night. You are cold,
Floyd | hungry. This is nothing, though, really. The sky is smeared with
Floyd | clouds, dots of stars like specks of ice. You stand on a broad and
Floyd | shallow rural road, flowers between the wheeltracks, bordered by dense
Floyd | hedgerows. The road runs east and west.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "This is ... I'm just smiling and shking my haed."
wordsmith exclaims, "aha!"
Jacqueline says, "Head, even."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                     Konigsburg, Festival Day!
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You force your way through a hedge. Thorns score your face, make runs
Floyd | in your clothing. You walk north all through the night, feeling
Floyd | lighter and lighter from hunger, colder and damper from the settling
Floyd | dew. Towards morning you have come to the southern edge of a large
Floyd | city. The buildings resemble hives of glazed pottery. This must be
Floyd | Konigsburg, which you have never before found the time to visit.
Floyd |
Floyd | Konigsburg, Festival Day!
Floyd | There's a parade, and your northerly route aligns you with it.
Floyd | Cheering citizens throw paper roses from balconies high above you. The
Floyd | air is dense with the various smells of humanity. You are walking
Floyd | within a marching band, a thousand musicians in uniforms of blue, red,
Floyd | and white, with gold trim, and towering green feather plumes. It's
Floyd | hard to think inside this sawtoothed thunder of serpents, sackbuts,
Floyd | shawms, and a hundred species of drum.
Floyd |
Floyd | The parade is heading north along the main road towards the center of
Floyd | the city.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "cool. That's the second IF game I've seen that mentions shawms."
Jacqueline asks, "Which are?"
DavidW asks, "I forget. A musical instrument, maybe?"
wordsmith says, "A double-reed instrument, similar to an oboe."
Jacqueline nods.
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                               A Ball
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | Marching north between the ranks of musicians you overtake them, and
Floyd | find yourself amidst a regiment of soldiers. The uniforms are similar,
Floyd | but they are armed with weapons of murder instead of aural assault.
Floyd |
Floyd | Then the parade turns to the east, cutting across the plaza that opens
Floyd | out before a great palace.
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk north through double doors, past a quartet of ruffed,
Floyd | bewigged guards bearing ornamental spears, down a hallway lined on
Floyd | either side with black-clad courtiers, and into a ballroom.
Floyd |
Floyd | A Ball
Floyd | The music is soft, yet echoes like chips of ice on the parquet floor.
Floyd | Is it a floor, or a field? At the edges of your sight are vast
Floyd | expanses of wallpaper, a vague impression of mauve and egg-yolk
Floyd | yellow. The ceiling is a vault full of crystal and candlelight. There
Floyd | are dozens of doors leading away in every direction from this place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
wordsmith says, "And a sackbut is a pre-cursor to the trombone."
Knight_Otu says, "Weapons of Aural Assault."
wordsmith says, "Sounds like a good title for an IF."
DavidW says, "I so want to stop and look at stuff or go another direction."
Knight_Otu says, "I still have an obligation to finish another one."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                            Throne Room
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You cut north, through the heaviest knot of dancers. Plump, silky
Floyd | calves kick, floating hemlines like the dresses of mermaids swirl out
Floyd | of your way, their owners all glares and toothy smiles. Somewhere a
Floyd | violin bow drags squallingly across the strings. Someone shrieks.
Floyd |
Floyd | Throne Room
Floyd | Shaped like the inside of a beehive. Golden light comes through
Floyd | windows as tall and narrow as treetrunks. There's a whole forest of
Floyd | them, and of the pencil-thin, shining columns. At the north end of the
Floyd | room is a throne made of polished, greenish wood.
Floyd |
Floyd | The King stands half-up from the throne. His hand is raised. A man in
Floyd | a black suit lies dying beneath the throne. His white ruff is stained
Floyd | red with blood. A lady in oxblood velvet holds a pistol. Her mouth is
Floyd | open, halfway through shouting an anti-aristocratic slogan. Behind
Floyd | her, a group of guards has thrown off their Konigsburg colors and
Floyd | revealed the black and red of the revolution. They have knives,
Floyd | ancient hunting pieces. Loyal guards face them, rifles raised to their
Floyd | shoulders. The King's face has twisted masklike with horror.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "A teasing game, it is."
wordsmith says, "That would be ignoring your curse..."
Jacqueline exclaims, "yeah. Gotta go north!"
DavidW says, "Our curse will kill us regardless."
DavidW asks, "So we're just gonna walk past this revolution?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                              Dungeon
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You shove through the scene of the assassination attempt. Guns are
Floyd | fired, screams knit together into a tapestry of violence as old as all
Floyd | repressive regimes. Revolutionary forces pin your arms behind your
Floyd | back, and drag you down a dusty stone staircase. Rising behind you
Floyd | comes the whickering whirr of a mechanical guillotine. Your feet, as
Floyd | you are dragged underground to the north, trail blood which is not
Floyd | your own.
Floyd |
Floyd | Dungeon
Floyd | A low-ceilinged room, redolent of rats.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Well, it's not like it would be hard to get back here if we... die."
Jacqueline asks, "Also, shit. That reminds me: is anybody mapping??"
DavidW says, "oops. no."
Jacqueline smiles.
Knight_Otu exclaims, "Oh no, we're lost!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                              Dungeon
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Dungeon
Floyd | A stinking vertex, full of skulls.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says, "A maze! Eep!"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                              Dungeon
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Dungeon
Floyd | A tight space, walls blotchy with mold, like warm frost.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                              Dungeon
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Dungeon
Floyd | A dripping cell. Please do not wonder what it is dripping with.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                      Dockyard, With Refugees
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You emerge into dank afternoon light. Though having more the sheen of
Floyd | pewter, the sky seems silver after your time in the dungeon.
Floyd |
Floyd | Dockyard, With Refugees
Floyd | Hundreds of people, all crammed into a stone yard under the watchful
Floyd | gaze of soldiers of the new regime. It's probably unwise to call them
Floyd | revolutionaries anymore.
Floyd |
Floyd | To the north, a fat-hulled wooden ship sits low in the water. The
Floyd | refugees are waiting to board, and escape from this dreary place.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
wordsmith says, "Hadn't we better save? :)"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                             Wichfield
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You cut sideways and through the lines, bulling your way onto the
Floyd | ship. Perhaps it is your slightly mad affect that makes people jump
Floyd | out of your way. Slightly? That's too kind.
Floyd |
Floyd | The ship, which is called the Morning Frost, sails north across the
Floyd | Bay of Dirgeholm, past an island haunted with frozen ghosts, and up
Floyd | the ice-choked Sickleglass River.
Floyd |
Floyd | Landing where the river becomes too rocky to sail, the refugees build
Floyd | a new town out of sprucewood and stacked sod.
Floyd |
Floyd | Wichfield
Floyd | The sky is dark green, and patterned like the ribs of a starving dog.
Floyd | Torches gleam behind windowflaps of hides scraped thin. Muffled
Floyd | laughter around you would seem to indicate that these people have
Floyd | found happiness at last. The main street, Pothole, runs east and west.
Floyd | A pub (The Last Gasp) is to the northeast. A small chapel, rich in
Floyd | candlelight, is to the northwest.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd ]                             Wichfield
Floyd |
Floyd | > NE
Floyd |
Floyd | The family curse, once activated, can neither be cured nor ignored.
Floyd |
Floyd | If you do not choose to go north then you shall die.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your soul gutters out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 1, in 13 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]                             Wichfield
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | Wichfield
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "heh"
Jacqueline says, "NICE TY"
DavidW says, "IT WAS A PUB"
Jacqueline says, "fair"
Knight_Otu says, "No drinks for us."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                             The Wastes
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | The lights of Wichfield fade behind you. A midnight wind strips all
Floyd | the warmth from the air. Your feet are lumps of pickled ice.
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wastes
Floyd | The landscape varies little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                             The Wastes
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wastes
Floyd | The landscape varies little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                             The Wastes
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wastes
Floyd | The landscape varies little.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                             The Wastes
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wastes
Floyd | The landscape varies little.
Floyd |
Floyd | And any variations average each other out.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
wordsmith asks, "Does >N work instead of >GO NORTH ?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                             The Wastes
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wastes
Floyd | The landscape varies little.
Floyd |
Floyd | All variations average each other out.
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel light as a husk.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                             The Wastes
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The Wastes
Floyd | The landscape varies little.
Floyd |
Floyd | All variations average each other out.
Floyd |
Floyd | You feel light as a husk.
Floyd |
Floyd | The air is clear as crystal.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | The North Pole
Floyd | A crumpled landscape of bright snow and crisp shadow. There is nothing
Floyd | here. The sky is the deep blue of poison.
Floyd |
Floyd | The crystal tumor in your brain hums contentedly.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "I guess we're nearing the family graveyard."
Jacqueline says, "Feel like we went from verbose to bif."
Jacqueline says, "Brief, rather"
Knight_Otu says, "Oh, we did hit the north pole."
DavidW asks, "How do we go north from the north pole?"
Jacqueline says, "I may need to replace this keyboard."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go north"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | There isn't any more north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Snow drifts further up your body.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "eep"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "remove tumor"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > REMOVE TUMOR
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "jump"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > JUMP
Floyd |
Floyd | The family curse, once activated, can neither be cured nor ignored.
Floyd |
Floyd | If you do not choose to go north then you shall die.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your soul gutters out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 1, in 21 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | The North Pole
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | There isn't any more north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Snow rises up around your ankles.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "scored zero out of a possible one. huh."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | There isn't any more north.
Floyd |
Floyd | You don't feel cold any more.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | There isn't any more north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Snow rises up around your waist.
Floyd |
Floyd | The air around you cracks. The crack is in a novel direction; along
Floyd | it, just visible, a sunny glade, grass shining with dew like each
Floyd | blade is made of quartz and emerald.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "End of the road."
Jacqueline asks, "Now north?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > N
Floyd |
Floyd | There isn't any more north.
Floyd |
Floyd | Snow rises up over the top of your head.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have frozen ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 1, in 24 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
wordsmith asks, "> enter glade?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | The North Pole
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "sure"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter grade"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER GRADE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "enter glade"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER GLADE
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "enter crack"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > ENTER CRACK
Floyd |
Floyd | You can't see any such thing.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Jacqueline looks at others for ideas.
wordsmith asks, "One more undo?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "novel"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > NOVEL
Floyd |
Floyd | That's not a verb I recognize.
Floyd |
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu asks, "out?"
DavidW says (to Floyd), "out"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > OUT
Floyd |
Floyd | The family curse, once activated, can neither be cured nor ignored.
Floyd |
Floyd | If you do not choose to go north then you shall die.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your soul gutters out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 1, in 24 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | The North Pole
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "in"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > IN
Floyd |
Floyd | The family curse, once activated, can neither be cured nor ignored.
Floyd |
Floyd | If you do not choose to go north then you shall die.
Floyd |
Floyd | Your soul gutters out.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have died ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 1, in 24 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Hm."
DavidW says (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > UNDO
Floyd |
Floyd | The North Pole
Floyd | [Previous turn undone.]
Floyd |
Floyd | >
DavidW says (to Floyd), "go northnorth"
Floyd ]                           The North Pole
Floyd |
Floyd | > GO NORTHNORTH
Floyd |
Floyd | You walk northnorth into the crack. The air is warm here, the air
Floyd | smells of flowers. A pleasant pocket. Across the glade, a man in a
Floyd | green frock coat and chestnut wig rises from a portable writing desk.
Floyd | His boots are shiny leather. He reaches a hand to you. His fingernails
Floyd | are long and wavy. His smile is very wide. There are fibers of meat
Floyd | between his yellowed teeth. His wig is crooked. His eyes are crooked,
Floyd | swinging left and right like they are mounted on oiled gimbles.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You made it!"
Floyd |
Floyd | He clasps your hand. His own is sweaty, crawling with parasites like
Floyd | transparent inchworms.
Floyd |
Floyd | "I've been waiting a century!"
Floyd |
Floyd | You open your mouth and nothing comes out.
Floyd |
Floyd | "You don't recognize me? I'm your great, great, great grandfather,
Floyd | Merridew Norton. All these years I have been waiting for a partner to
Floyd | help explore the Northnorth Passage... They said it did not exist, but
Floyd | look..."
Floyd |
Floyd | He gestures to the northnorth, where the land falls and climbs in
Floyd | haphazard terraces, strips of earth and mineral deposits laced
Floyd | together like shoddy wicker. The sky is pink, marred with smears of
Floyd | yellow like runny yolk.
Floyd |
Floyd | The speckled stars are brown.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd |     *** You have discovered a new direction ***
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | In that game you scored 1 out of a possible 1, in 24 turns.
Floyd |
Floyd |
Floyd | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
Floyd | last command?
Floyd | >
Knight_Otu says, "Oh."
Jacqueline says, "AH! OF COURSE."
Knight_Otu says, "A nice travel through an ever more bizzare world."
Jacqueline asks, "So, could we have done that on the first move?"
Jacqueline asks, "Or only at the end?"
DavidW says, "uh, I don't know."
Knight_Otu says, "Interesting question."
DavidW says, "I suspect only at the end."
Jacqueline says, "But yeah, that was interesting. Memorable."
wordsmith says, "Only at the end..."
Jacqueline says, "Yeah, I suspect only once the crack appears."
wordsmith exclaims, "Wonderful writing!"




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