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DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask sheepcrossing"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Sheep Crossing
CF \| An Interactive Fiction by Andrew Geng
CF \| Release 1 / Serial number 200928 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
CF \| 6/12N)
CF \|
CF \| East bank
CF \| On your way to Grandmother's house to bring her a cabbage, a sheep,
CF \| and a bear, you find yourself standing on a muddy riverbank.
CF \|
CF \| A small wooden boat bobs in the water.
CF \|
CF \| To the west, across the river, lies the West bank.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cabbage"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > X CABBAGE
CF \|
CF \| The cabbage is wet.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sheep"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > X SHEEP
CF \|
CF \| The sheep looks warily back at you.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "...lol."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bear"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > X BEAR
CF \|
CF \| The bear is chubby.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x boat"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > X BOAT
CF \|
CF \| The boat is just big enough to hold you and one other passenger.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "This is an extended river crossing joke isn't it."
		DavidW says, "I'm sure it is."
		Knight_Otu says, "Are we just looking... right."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "So the first step is to take the middle child, the sheep in this case."
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > SO THE FIRST STEP IS TO TAKE THE MIDDLE CHILD, THE SHEEP IN THIS
CF \| CASE.
CF \|
CF \| You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take sheep"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > TAKE SHEEP
CF \|
CF \| The sheep evades your attempts to pick it up. All you get for your
CF \| efforts is a hungry "BAAA."
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put sheep in boat"
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CF \|
CF \| > PUT SHEEP IN BOAT
CF \|
CF \| (first taking the sheep)
CF \| The sheep evades your attempts to pick it up. All you get for your
CF \| efforts is a hungry "BAAA."
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bank"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > X BANK
CF \|
CF \| (the riverbank)
CF \| You look closely at the mud, but your mind is more focused on
CF \| questioning the life choices that led you to be examining mud. You
CF \| shake yourself back to the present and notice some scraggly grass
CF \| poking through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take grass"
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CF \|
CF \| > TAKE GRASS
CF \|
CF \| You pull up some blades of grass.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give grass to sheep"
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CF \|
CF \| > GIVE GRASS TO SHEEP
CF \|
CF \| (the blades of grass to the sheep)
CF \| crunch crunch crunch
CF \|
CF \| The sheep bleats contentedly. Maybe it'll be more cooperative now.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put sheep in boat"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > PUT SHEEP IN BOAT
CF \|
CF \| (first taking the sheep)
CF \| The boat sloshes as you deposit the sheep.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter boat"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > ENTER BOAT
CF \|
CF \| You get into the boat.
CF \|
CF \| In the boat you can see a sheep.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \| You begin rowing.
CF \|
CF \| West bank (in the boat)
CF \| You are bobbing unsteadily in a boat by a muddy riverbank. The path to
CF \| Grandmother's house continues to the west.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| On the far side of the river, you can see a cabbage and a bear.
CF \|
CF \| In the boat you can see a sheep.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put sheep on bank"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > PUT SHEEP ON BANK
CF \|
CF \| (the riverbank)
CF \| (first getting out of the boat)
CF \| (taking the other passengers with you)
CF \| You set the sheep down on the riverbank.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter boat"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > ENTER BOAT
CF \|
CF \| You get into the boat.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \| You begin rowing.
CF \|
CF \| East bank (in the boat)
CF \| You are bobbing unsteadily in a boat by a muddy riverbank.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a cabbage and a bear here.
CF \|
CF \| On the far side of the river, you can see a sheep.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take bear"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > TAKE BEAR
CF \|
CF \| (first getting out of the boat)
CF \| The bear is a bit heavy, but with its cooperation you manage to pick
CF \| it up.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put bear in boat"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > PUT BEAR IN BOAT
CF \|
CF \| The boat sloshes as you deposit the bear.
CF \|
CF \| >		Knight_Otu asks, "Why do I expect grandma to feed the cabbage to the sheep, and the sheep to the bear?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter boat"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > ENTER BOAT
CF \|
CF \| You get into the boat.
CF \|
CF \| In the boat you can see a bear.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \| You begin rowing.
CF \|
CF \| West bank (in the boat)
CF \| You are bobbing unsteadily in a boat by a muddy riverbank. The path to
CF \| Grandmother's house continues to the west.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a sheep here.
CF \|
CF \| On the far side of the river, you can see a cabbage.
CF \|
CF \| In the boat you can see a bear.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| (taking the other passengers with you)
CF \| You get out of the boat.
CF \|
CF \| West bank
CF \| You are standing on a muddy riverbank. The path to Grandmother's house
CF \| continues to the west.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| A small wooden boat bobs in the water.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a sheep here.
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying a bear.
CF \|
CF \| On the far side of the river, you can see a cabbage.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop bear"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > DROP BEAR
CF \|
CF \| You set the bear down on the riverbank.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put sheep in boat"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > PUT SHEEP IN BOAT
CF \|
CF \| (first taking the sheep)
CF \| The boat sloshes as you deposit the sheep.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter boat"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > ENTER BOAT
CF \|
CF \| You get into the boat.
CF \|
CF \| In the boat you can see a sheep.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \| You begin rowing.
CF \|
CF \| East bank (in the boat)
CF \| You are bobbing unsteadily in a boat by a muddy riverbank.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a cabbage here.
CF \|
CF \| On the far side of the river, you can see a bear.
CF \|
CF \| In the boat you can see a sheep.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| (taking the other passengers with you)
CF \| You get out of the boat.
CF \|
CF \| East bank
CF \| You are standing on a muddy riverbank.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| A small wooden boat bobs in the water.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a cabbage here.
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying a sheep.
CF \|
CF \| On the far side of the river, you can see a bear.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop sheep"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > DROP SHEEP
CF \|
CF \| You set the sheep down on the riverbank.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take cabbage"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > TAKE CABBAGE
CF \|
CF \| The cabbage is a bit heavy, but you manage to pick it up.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter boat"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > ENTER BOAT
CF \|
CF \| (first putting the cabbage in the boat)
CF \| You get into the boat.
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "I wonder what the twist is."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \| You begin rowing.
CF \|
CF \| West bank (in the boat)
CF \| You are bobbing unsteadily in a boat by a muddy riverbank. The path to
CF \| Grandmother's house continues to the west.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a bear here.
CF \|
CF \| On the far side of the river, you can see a sheep.
CF \|
CF \| In the boat you can see a cabbage.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| (taking the other passengers with you)
CF \| You get out of the boat.
CF \|
CF \| West bank
CF \| You are standing on a muddy riverbank. The path to Grandmother's house
CF \| continues to the west.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| A small wooden boat bobs in the water.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a bear here.
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying a cabbage.
CF \|
CF \| On the far side of the river, you can see a sheep.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop cabbage"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > DROP CABBAGE
CF \|
CF \| You set the cabbage down on the riverbank.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "in"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > IN
CF \|
CF \| You see no buildings to enter.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter boat"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > ENTER BOAT
CF \|
CF \| You get into the boat.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \| You begin rowing.
CF \|
CF \| East bank (in the boat)
CF \| You are bobbing unsteadily in a boat by a muddy riverbank.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a sheep here.
CF \|
CF \| On the far side of the river, you can see a cabbage and a bear.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put sheep in boat"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > PUT SHEEP IN BOAT
CF \|
CF \| (first getting out of the boat)
CF \| The sheep is already here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take sheep"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > TAKE SHEEP
CF \|
CF \| The sheep is a bit heavy, but with its cooperation you manage to pick
CF \| it up.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter boat"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > ENTER BOAT
CF \|
CF \| (first putting the sheep in the boat)
CF \| You get into the boat.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \| You begin rowing.
CF \|
CF \| West bank (in the boat)
CF \| You are bobbing unsteadily in a boat by a muddy riverbank. The path to
CF \| Grandmother's house continues to the west.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a cabbage and a bear here.
CF \|
CF \| To the east, across the river, lies the East bank.
CF \|
CF \| In the boat you can see a sheep.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > OUT
CF \|
CF \| (taking the other passengers with you)
CF \| You get out of the boat.
CF \|
CF \| West bank
CF \| You are standing on a muddy riverbank. The path to Grandmother's house
CF \| continues to the west.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| A small wooden boat bobs in the water.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a cabbage and a bear here.
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying a sheep.
CF \|
CF \| To the east, across the river, lies the East bank.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| *** You proceed happily toward Grandmother's house, with your
CF \| gifts for her in tow. The day is going well. ***
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
CF \| for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "uh"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "amusing"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > AMUSING
CF \|
CF \| Have you tried...
CF \|
CF \| ...eating anything yourself?
CF \| ...taking a recently fed bear across the river?
CF \| ...attacking the boat while you're in it?
CF \| ...intentionally drowning anything?
CF \| ...insisting on going somewhere you shouldn't?
CF \|
CF \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, see some suggestions
CF \| for AMUSING things to do, QUIT, or UNDO the last command?
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "Sure let's try some of those."
		Knight_Otu says, "That. Huh. I expected a twist."
		MoyTW says, "Eat the bear."
		DavidW says, "The only twist was to feed the sheep some grass."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > UNDO
CF \|
CF \| West bank
CF \| [Previous turn undone.]
CF \|
CF \| >		MoyTW says, "Yeah I was expecting a twist."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat sheep"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > EAT SHEEP
CF \|
CF \| Are you sure you want to eat the sheep? You were supposed to deliver
CF \| it to Grandmother's house... (y/n) >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "y"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > Y
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| crunch crunch crunch
CF \|
CF \| It tastes like guilt.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > UNDO
CF \|
CF \| West bank
CF \| [Previous turn undone.]
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat cabbage"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > EAT CABBAGE
CF \|
CF \| (first taking the cabbage)
CF \| You're carrying too many things already.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop sheep"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > DROP SHEEP
CF \|
CF \| You set the sheep down on the riverbank.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat cabbage"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > EAT CABBAGE
CF \|
CF \| (first taking the cabbage)
CF \| Are you sure you want to eat the cabbage? You were supposed to deliver
CF \| it to Grandmother's house... (y/n) >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "y"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > Y
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| crunch crunch crunch
CF \|
CF \| It tastes like guilt.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > UNDO
CF \|
CF \| West bank
CF \| [Previous turn undone.]
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop cabbage"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > DROP CABBAGE
CF \|
CF \| The cabbage is already here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat me"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > EAT ME
CF \|
CF \| (first taking yourself)
CF \| You are always self-possessed.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat boat"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > EAT BOAT
CF \|
CF \| (first taking the boat)
CF \| The boat is a little too heavy for you to carry.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat grass"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > EAT GRASS
CF \|
CF \| (first taking the grass in the ground)
CF \| You pull up some blades of grass.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat grass"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > EAT GRASS
CF \|
CF \| (the blades of grass)
CF \| Trichomes prick your tongue as you eat the grass, leaving you with a
CF \| stinging sensation and a bitter aftertaste. You have no idea why the
CF \| sheep seems to like it so much.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drink water"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > DRINK WATER
CF \|
CF \| However high its mineral content, you would rather not drink diluted
CF \| mud.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat bear"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > EAT BEAR
CF \|
CF \| (first taking the bear)
CF \| Are you sure you want to eat the bear? You were supposed to deliver it
CF \| to Grandmother's house... (y/n) >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "y"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > Y
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| After a brief struggle, the bear eats you instead.
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| * You have been eaten. :( *
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
CF \| last command?
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > UNDO
CF \|
CF \| West bank
CF \| [Previous turn undone.]
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "xyzzy"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > XYZZY
CF \|
CF \| The sound of your voice dissipates feebly across the landscape. The
CF \| sheep looks on warily.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get on sheep"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > GET ON SHEEP
CF \|
CF \| That's not something you can enter.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "swim"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > SWIM
CF \|
CF \| That's not something you can do without swimming lessons.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] East bank
CF \|
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \| (first getting into the boat)
CF \| You begin rowing.
CF \|
CF \| You hear a distant crunching sound.
CF \|
CF \| You hear a panicked bleat in the distance, cut short by a crunching
CF \| sound.
CF \|
CF \| East bank (in the boat)
CF \| You are bobbing unsteadily in a boat by a muddy riverbank.
CF \|
CF \| Some grass pokes stubbornly through the mud.
CF \|
CF \| On the far side of the river, you can see a bear.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > UNDO
CF \|
CF \| West bank
CF \| [Previous turn undone.]
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \| Before you can get very far, you are called back by the anxious
CF \| bleating of your sheep.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \| Before you can get very far, you are called back by the anxious
CF \| bleating of your sheep.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW asks, "Anything I missed?"
		MoyTW says, "I am satisfied."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drown bear"
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \| > DROWN BEAR
CF \|
CF \| (first taking the bear)
CF \| You attempt to hurl the bear into the middle of the river. With its
CF \| great weight, all you succeed in doing is dropping the bear into the
CF \| shallows, where it lands with a great splash. You've barely turned
CF \| back towards drier land when you're knocked off your feet by a heavy
CF \| paw and sent tumbling into the water.
CF \|
CF \| (press any key) >
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ] West bank
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| You sit up and clear your eyes to see the bear lolloping toward you.
CF \| Is it angry, or just playing? The wind is knocked out of you a second
CF \| time; and as you lie with your face in the mud and a crushing weight
CF \| on your back, your last thought is that maybe the bear's intentions
CF \| don't matter anyway.
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| * You have been sat on by a bear. *
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|