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ToyShop & Floyditorium
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#ClubFloyd Discussion
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| | Jacqueline says, "No one is saying anything, so I'm just going to surprise you. One sec, uploading something that has zero reviews on IFDB. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
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| | MoyTW says, "Well ok, let's do't."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask catventure"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | You awaken from a Sunday afternoon slumber, lazily opening one eye and
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| CF | squinting at the sunlight streaming through the window. This wasn't
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| CF | the first time you dreamed of busy streets and tall buildings.
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| CF |
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| CF | You're sick of this village. Nafurville is no place for a cat with
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| CF | ambitions. You belong in a place where great things can happen, where
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| CF | every street is laced with opportunity. Somewhere like Chipawgo.
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| CF |
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| CF | Craning your neck, you give her a glare. She kept you captive
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| CF | in this godforsaken place, when you could have been making big bucks
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| CF | and gracing the billboards of Chipawgo. But not for much longer...
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| CF |
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| CF | It's time to get out of here.
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | An Interactive Fiction by sleepy macaw
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| CF | Release 1 / Serial number 190531 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
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| CF | 6/12N)
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| CF | The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
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| CF |
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| CF | You can see an entrance, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old
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| CF | lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a
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| CF | litter box, a cupboard (closed), a bowl and a bookcase here.
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| CF |
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| | Knight_Otu exclaims, "We be kitty!"
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| | MoyTW asks, "Huh, interesting start. x owner?"
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| | Jacqueline says, "Yep. We a kitty."
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| | MoyTW says, "And us. Really, everything, I guess."
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| | Karona squees!
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X ME
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| CF |
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| CF | As good-looking as ever.
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| CF |
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| | Jacqueline says, "aw"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "pet me"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > PET ME
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| CF |
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| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "AW"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x bed"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X BED
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| CF |
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| CF | Not much to say about it really. It's a bed.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x chair"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X CHAIR
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| CF |
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| CF | Your owner is sleeping on it.
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| CF |
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| CF | On the rocking chair is an old lady.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x lady"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X LADY
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| CF |
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| CF | Ugh. You don't even want to look at her right now. Better not wake her
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| CF | up or else she might try to stop you.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x photos"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X PHOTOS
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| CF |
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| CF | A collage of photos of you and your owner are positioned on the wall
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| CF | in the shape of a heart. At the top is written "Mr. FluffyPotato" with
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| CF | hearts on either side. Sickening.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW has arrived.
| | Jacqueline says, "I dunno. I think Mr FluffyPotato is a decent name for a cat."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x endtable"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X ENDTABLE
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| CF |
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| CF | On the endtable is a telephone.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | MoyTW says, "Hopefully she hasn't been overfeeding us much."
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| | DavidW says, "Sorry I'm late. Overslept."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x telephone"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X TELEPHONE
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| CF |
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| CF | It's a wireless landline telephone.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "call police"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > CALL POLICE
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| CF |
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| CF | I only understood you as far as wanting to call.
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| | Karona exclaims, "Glad you could join us!"
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| | Jacqueline says, "Howdy, DW."
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| | Knight_Otu says, "Hey there."
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| | MoyTW says, "Morn...afternoon, David."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x litter"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X LITTER
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| CF |
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| CF | That's where you do your business. Usually.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "heh. Usually."
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| | DavidW asks, "I'm guessing we're a cat today?"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x cupboard"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X CUPBOARD
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| CF |
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| CF | You see nothing special about the cupboard.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Yep"
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| Karona says (to ClubFloyd), "xyzzy"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > XYZZY
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| CF |
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| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "A cat who is pretty over the world, and thus gives terse descriptions or has not implemented fun things."
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| Karona says (to ClubFloyd), "plover"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > PLOVER
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| CF |
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| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "If this is New Cat, we didn't get very far in it last time."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "open cupboard"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > OPEN CUPBOARD
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| CF |
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| CF | You open the cupboard, revealing some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of
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| CF | matches.
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline exclaims, "It is Catventure!"
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| | Knight_Otu says, "Not new cat."
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| | DavidW says, "oh, okay."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take all"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > TAKE ALL
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| CF |
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| CF | collage of photos: You hold the collage of photos in your mouth.
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| CF | bowl: You are already carrying the collage of photos in your mouth.
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| CF | telephone: You are already carrying the collage of photos in your
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| CF | mouth.
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| CF | cans of Fancy Feast: You are already carrying the collage of photos in
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| CF | your mouth.
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| CF | box of matches: You are already carrying the collage of photos in your
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| CF | mouth.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Okay, it gets a point for that."
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| | Jacqueline says, "Five points."
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| | Jacqueline says, "Five points of awesome."
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| | MoyTW says, "This makes sense but also, is gonna be...annoying."
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| | Jacqueline says, "I would say we should take the matches, but without opposable thumbs I'm not sure what good they'll be..."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop photos"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > DROP PHOTOS
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| CF |
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| CF | Dropped.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x bowl"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X BOWL
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| CF |
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| CF | That's the bowl from which you eat your meals. Inside is some cat
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| CF | food.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x food"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X FOOD
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| CF |
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| CF | You see nothing special about cat food.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x bookcase"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X BOOKCASE
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| CF |
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| CF | Dusty old books line the shelves, boasting titles such as Laser
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| CF | Cats VII, Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow, and
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| CF | Mastering the Art of Karate in 5 Easy Steps.
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| CF |
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| | Knight_Otu says, "Hm."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x laser cats cii"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X LASER CATS CII
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| CF |
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| CF | I only understood you as far as wanting to examine Laser Cats VII.
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x laser cats vii"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X LASER CATS VII
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| CF |
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| CF | Considered by many to be the best in the series.
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x minced meat"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X MINCED MEAT
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| CF |
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| CF | It's a book about minced meat pies.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x karate"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X KARATE
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| CF |
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| CF | A detailed manual about the ancient art of karate. It is entitled
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| CF | "Mastering the Art of Karate in 5 Easy Steps".
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| CF |
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| | Knight_Otu asks, "Are we gonna be Karate Kitty?"
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| | Jacqueline says, "So, I think I have now lawnmowered the objects listed in the room description."
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| | DavidW asks, "Perhaps READ those to get skills?"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > I
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| CF |
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| CF | You are carrying nothing.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "sure"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "read karate"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | > READ KARATE
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| CF | You remove the book from the shelf and start reading.
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| CF | Time passes as you dutifully hone your skills as guided by the text.
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| CF |
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| CF | Congrats! You now are a master of karate! Now to put these skills to
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| CF | use...
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| CF | >
| | MoyTW says, "Huh."
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| | Jacqueline says, "hell yeah"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "attack lady"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > ATTACK LADY
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| CF |
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| CF | You expertly perform a tornado kick, sending her flying across the
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| CF | room. Your owner is now dead.
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| CF | You are a monster.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline exclaims, "!"
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| | Knight_Otu exclaims, "NOOOOOO!"
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| | Jacqueline says, "I was JOKING"
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| | Jacqueline says, "I did not think that would WORK"
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| | Jacqueline says, "But hey, she ain't gonna stop us from going to Chpawgo anymore."
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| | Karona exclaims, "LOL!"
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| | Jacqueline says, "Chipawgo, I mean."
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| | DavidW says, "I thought maybe hit a piece of wood, like a locked door."
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| | MoyTW says, "Huh! Didn't really expect that to work either."
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| | Knight_Otu says, "But also she won't be there to take us back in when Chipawgo inevitably fails us."
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| | MoyTW exclaims, "That's a problem for future-us, we're off!"
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| | Jacqueline says, "I wasn't too keen on this game, but now I'd like to see it made into a major motion picture after that last move. I want it in 3D on a big screen with surround sound."
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| | Jacqueline says (to KO), "Oh wow. Such a pessimist."
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| | Jacqueline says (to Moy), "Exactly."
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| | DavidW asks, "Is Chipawgo one of our many boyfriends?"
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| | Jacqueline says, "I think it's 'Chicago'"
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| | Jacqueline says, "A city."
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| | Jacqueline says, "Before we go, let's learn about mince meat pies."
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| | Knight_Otu asks, "How often does going to Chipawgo work out?"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "read mince meat"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > READ MINCE MEAT
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| CF |
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| CF | You can't see any such thing.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "read minced meat"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > READ MINCED MEAT
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| CF |
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| CF | No thank you.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "aw"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "read laser cats"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > READ LASER CATS
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| CF |
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| CF | You've read it a hundred times already.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "heh"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "leave"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > LEAVE
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| CF |
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| CF | You'll have to say which compass direction to go in.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Dammit, game."
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| | Jacqueline says, "You just said there was an entrance. That's all you said."
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > L
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| CF |
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| CF | The hut is silent.
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| CF |
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| CF | On the ground is an old lady.
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| CF |
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| CF | You can also see a collage of photos, an entrance, a bed, a rocking
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| CF | chair, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard
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| CF | (in which are some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of matches), a bowl
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| CF | and a bookcase here.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | MoyTW asks, "...out?"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x lady"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X LADY
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| CF |
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| CF | She lies motionless on the wooden floor of the hut.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "eat lady"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > EAT LADY
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| CF |
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| CF | She's plainly inedible.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Oh, I don't think I'd agree."
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| | Karona exclaims, "OMG!"
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| | Jacqueline says, "We are a cat, after all."
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| | Knight_Otu says, "Sez you, game."
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| | Jacqueline says (to Karona), "Have you never heard the horrible stories of people who die and then, when their pets run out of food..."
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| | Jacqueline says, "...you know..."
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| | Jacqueline says, "It happens."
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| | Jacqueline says, "That's all I'm saying."
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| | Knight_Otu says, "Of course, we could be a picky eater. There's a good number of them among cats."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "eat food"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > EAT FOOD
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| CF |
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| CF | You nibble at the cat food, but soon lose interest. It's just so
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| CF | unappetizing when the bowl is only half full.
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| CF |
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| | Karona says, "Yes, and I have spent my entire life trying to figure out why that is such a fascinating topic for other cat owners."
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| | Jacqueline says, "haha - okay, that last bit about the food being unappetizing when it's only half full is solidly relatable content."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > OUT
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| CF |
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| CF | It seems to be locked.
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| CF |
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| CF | Guess you have to find some other way to open it.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Karona exclaims, "Ha!"
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| | DavidW says, "yeah, no one likes a half-empty fridge."
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| | Jacqueline says, "One of our cats needs you to stand next to the bowl while she eats... like, for emotional support or something."
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| | Karona exclaims, "DavidW, I had never thought of it that way before!"
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| | Jacqueline says, "Otherwise she will cry and cry for food, even when there is food."
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| | Jacqueline says, "Okay, well, crap. We gotta unlock the door. But at least now we know that 'out' will eventually work so that I don't have to hunt and peck through the compass rose."
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open can"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > OPEN CAN
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| CF |
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| CF | You can't see any such thing.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hit door"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > HIT DOOR
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| CF |
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| CF | You leap in the air and deliver a strong kick to the door, busting it
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| CF | open.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "there"
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| | MoyTW says, "Karate solves everything."
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| | Jacqueline says, "OH RIGHT"
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| | Jacqueline says, "KARATE"
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| | Jacqueline says, "Duh"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
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| CF ] Yard
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| CF | >
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| CF | > OUT
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| CF |
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| CF | That's already open.
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
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| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
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| CF | to Chipawgo.
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| CF |
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| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x tree"
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| CF ] Yard
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X TREE
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| CF |
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| CF | Looks like oak.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Karona says, "My cat will meow incessantly at feeding time, sniff her food once I give it to her, and walk away. Usually it will be hours before she actually eats it."
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| | Jacqueline says, "The cat is a botanist who knows karate. That is cool."
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| | Jacqueline says (to Karona), "Wow. That is also weird behavior. Cats are something else."
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| | Jacqueline says, "Maybe her food needs to breathe. Like a fine wine needs to breathe."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x squirrel"
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| CF ] Yard
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X SQUIRREL
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| CF |
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| CF | Looks delicious.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "> ask squirrel about catip"
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| | DavidW says, "er catnip"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "squirrel, hello"
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| CF ] Yard
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| CF | >
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| CF | > SQUIRREL, HELLO
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| CF |
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| CF | You can't talk to the squirrel.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "eat squirrel"
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| CF ] Yard
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| CF | >
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| CF | > EAT SQUIRREL
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| CF |
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| CF | You leap at the squirrel, but it is too fast and runs up the tree.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | MoyTW says, "Fight it, with our karate."
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| | DavidW asks, "climb tree?"
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| Jacqueline clears the save counter.
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf1"
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| CF | >
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| CF | > SAVE
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| CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
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| CF ] Yard
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| CF | > SAVEOk.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu asks, "karate tree?"
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| | MoyTW says, "Karate the tree."
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| | DavidW says, "sure, try it"
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| | Jacqueline says, "I'm worried we're too stupid to get back downt the tree..."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick tree"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > KICK TREE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "aw"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > U
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't go that way.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "climb tree"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > CLIMB TREE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You nimbly climb up to one of the branches. Only then do you realize
| | |
| CF | that you have no idea how to climb down trees. You have no choice but
| | |
| CF | to wait for someone to rescue you. Chipawgo will have to wait until
| | |
| CF | another day.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | *** The End ***
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
| | |
| CF | command?
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "I KNEW IT"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "restore"
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > RESTORE
| | |
| CF | %% Enter a save filename to read:
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf1"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | Ok.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | MoyTW asks, "Is kick equal to attack, usually, or are they distinct?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "They're usually synonyms in Inform."
|
| | DavidW says, "Distinct"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "attack tree"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > ATTACK TREE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "They're usually the same, yes."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to DW), "Are they"
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "?"
|
| | DavidW says, "Kick isn't a standard verb."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "OH! You're right. I usually code them to be synonymous, I guess."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Right."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "But I think where both verbs exist, they tend to be synonymous."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "Now I'm wondering... we kicked the old woman, right? And it did a tornado kick? Could we have killed her in other ways? Straight punch, perhaps?"
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| | Jacqueline exclaims, "I guess we'll never know. ON TO CHIPAWGO!"
|
| | Karona says, "These are important questions."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "So, we're ignoring this stupid squirrel, right?"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
| | Knight_Otu says, "We could have killed her by her worrying about us."
|
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > I
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You are carrying nothing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "It just tempts us to our doom."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to KO), "Awwwwww. That's ... weirdly sweet."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "shake tree"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SHAKE TREE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline asks, "Oh, do we want to go back and get the matches, which probably exist for a reason?"
|
| | DavidW asks, "maybe burn the tree?"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The hut is silent.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | On the ground is an old lady.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can also see a collage of photos, a bed, a rocking chair, an
| | |
| CF | endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (in which
| | |
| CF | are some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of matches), a bowl and a
| | |
| CF | bookcase here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "I'm not sure how we'd use them, but sure."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "get matches"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET MATCHES
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the box of matches in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Yeah, we got no thumbs."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Unless we're one of those cats that DOES have thumbs, but if that were the case you'd think we could carry at least one more item."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Because some cats have a weird extra toe."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > OUT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's already open.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Wait. I'm curious."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The hut is silent.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | On the ground is an old lady.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can also see a collage of photos, a bed, a rocking chair, an
| | |
| CF | endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (in which
| | |
| CF | are some cans of Fancy Feast), a bowl and a bookcase here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick lady"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > KICK LADY
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | She's already dead, you a**hole.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Hahahahahaha YES"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Hah."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Thank you, game."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > OUT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's already open.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "light match"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > LIGHT MATCH
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | What do you want to light on fire? (i.e. "light something on fire").
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline exclaims, "!"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "light tree on fire"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > LIGHT TREE ON FIRE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You don't want to light that on fire.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "But game, consider this - you let us do it."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "oh"
|
| | MoyTW exclaims, "Don't tell us what we want game!"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "But ... but I *do* want to light the tree on fire."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to Moy), "Yeah, exactly."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Okay, but I do think we need the matches eventually."
|
| | DavidW says, "Okay, I guess the matches are for something else."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "So, river bank or road?"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Game waves its hand "These aren't the flammables you are looking for.""
|
| | Jacqueline says, "heh"
|
| | DavidW says, "Either, I guess? I missed the early part of the game. Maybe there's a ladder in the village."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Let's see the river bank first."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Well, I guess it did say we want to go to Chipawgo, so we should just go. But I worry that a thing we need is the other way. But maybe I'm just overthinking this."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
| | |
| CF | grass grows from the muddy soil.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Look. A water."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | A large turtle with a nice big shell. He looks relatively friendly.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "ah. Ride the turtle to get across."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "That's what I'm thinkin', yeah"
|
| | Karona says, "I am laughing harder at that than I should."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "get on turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET ON TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | He's not something you can enter.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "oh. huh."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Just watch the turtle being good friends with our dead owner."
|
| | DavidW says, "It might be RIDE or TALK TO we need."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to KO), "If he is, I'll tornado kick him, too."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TALK TO TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You ask the turtle if he can get you across the river. The turtle says
| | |
| CF | to bring him something fancy and he'll see what he can do.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu asks, "And paddle the shell?"
|
| | DavidW says, "Fancy feast."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "How about some... fancy feast?"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't go that way.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > L
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
| | |
| CF | grass grows from the muddy soil.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The hut is silent.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | On the ground is an old lady.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can also see a collage of photos, a bed, a rocking chair, an
| | |
| CF | endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a cupboard (in which
| | |
| CF | are some cans of Fancy Feast), a bowl and a bookcase here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop matches"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP MATCHES
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "get fancy"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET FANCY
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the cans of Fancy Feast in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > OUT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's already open.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
| | |
| CF | grass grows from the muddy soil.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give fancy to turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GIVE FANCY TO TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | "That's not what I meant by fancy, idiot!"
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf2"
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SAVE
| | |
| CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | > SAVEOk.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "Hey now."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > KICK TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You swipe at the turtle but miss. The turtle becomes enraged and bites
| | |
| CF | off your paw. You collapse and bleed out until everything becomes
| | |
| CF | dark.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | *** The End ***
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
| | |
| CF | command?
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "hahaha - okay, I know it's weird, but I adore games that do this."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I am not sure why. There's this weird itch that they scratch."
|
| | Knight_Otu exclaims, "Oh no! Karate does NOT solve everything!"
|
| | Jacqueline asks (of KO), "I KNOW, RIGHT?"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | > UNDO
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | [Previous turn undone.]
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline asks, "Okay. So what's fancy? I guess we need to explore more?"
|
| | MoyTW says, "I am deeploy disappointed that karate is not the correct action for literally every encounter."
|
| | DavidW asks, "I guess we need something fancy from the village. What would a turtle like, a lace garter belt?"
|
| | MoyTW says, "Deeply, rather."
|
| | Karona says, "It reminds me of the thrill I used to get reading the original CYOA books."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to DW), "I think you're projecting."
|
| | DavidW says, "I don't wear lace."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Doesn't mean you don't want it in your life."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Feathers, I know. Feathers."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Ahem. ANYWAY"
|
| | DavidW says, "Pearls would be nice. And chains."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > L
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
| | |
| CF | grass grows from the muddy soil.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The hut is silent.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | On the ground is an old lady.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can also see a box of matches, a collage of photos, a bed, a
| | |
| CF | rocking chair, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter box, a
| | |
| CF | cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop fancy"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP FANCY
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take matches"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE MATCHES
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the box of matches in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > OUT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's already open.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree (on which is a squirrel) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline asks, "So, head west, young karate cat?"
|
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
| | |
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "cf3"
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SAVE
| | |
| CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | > SAVEOk.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "get tree"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET TREE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You are already carrying the box of matches in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "I'm not sure why we took the matches."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "(Sorry, had to try.)"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Because we want to see the world burn, DW."
|
| | MoyTW exclaims, "I mean, drop the matches first and see!"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "West, sure."
|
| | MoyTW says, "(it probably won't work)"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Okay, sure. I can leave them here as well as I can leave them anywhere."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop matches"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP MATCHES
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
| | |
| CF | This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
| | |
| CF | generally pathetic.
| | |
| CF | The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white
| | |
| CF | cat here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | MoyTW says, "Hey another cat."
|
| | MoyTW says, "How do you do, fellow cat."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I dunno, I think the village people are pretty cool and fun when they're doing their business."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x cat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X CAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You see a sleek white cat preening herself. She looks very pretty and
| | |
| CF | she knows it.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu asks, "Friend or bitter rival?"
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "Hm. Not sure. Can we kick her?"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cat, hello"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > CAT, HELLO
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | There is no reply.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW asks, "If we got ice cream, would the street be desserted?"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Ow."
|
| | Jacqueline plays the drums. "Ba-dum tish!"
|
| | DavidW says, "TALK TO"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TALK TO CAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The cat stops licking her pristine fur, looks you in the eye, and says
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | "I know what you've done, criminal."
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | She steps forward menacingly.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | "I pity you. You can run from this place, but you can never escape
| | |
| CF | your sins. Your soul will never be free." She pauses. "You know, it's
| | |
| CF | a shame you did what you did, because I could have blown your mind."
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You watch silently as she walks away. You feel a bit chilly.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | MoyTW says, "Only if we dropped it."
|
| | MoyTW says, "Oh we should have attacked her."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Sorry, I'm still traumatized by the game we played recently where you always had to say hello before you could talk to someone."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Oh my goodness. Such energy. I love this cat."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Except... hm."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Who knew actions had consequences."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Maybe we should have not killed the old lady. Maybe we could have had cat smoochies."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "Now... gosh, do we restart?"
|
| | MoyTW says, "If you become a karate cat you have to use the karate. That's a rule, can't argue with the rules."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Like, we can probably just kick the door and leave without killing the old lady."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "That said, I would have been sad to not have seen this interaction and I kind of want to play the game as a criminal cat."
|
| | MoyTW says, "Either way's fine we're early 'nuff in that it'd be very fast."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "Also, how does *she* know what we did???"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Let's see this through first, I'd say. We can still decide to do a human-friendly run."
|
| | MoyTW says, "Or we can come back and - yeah."
|
| | DavidW says, "There might be two different tracks in this game."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Okay, yeah."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "But I still want to know... is she psychic? Telepathic?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Mysterious."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Cats know everything. Especially where the food is."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "True"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "That's very true."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Also all the best hiding spots."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "So... ice cream, anyone?"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Sure."
|
| | DavidW says, "sure"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x ice cream"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X ICE CREAM
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | They sell ice cream, a frozen food, typically eaten as a snack or
| | |
| CF | dessert, usually made from dairy products, such as milk and cream, and
| | |
| CF | often combined with fruits or other ingredients and flavours.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "enter ice cream"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > ENTER ICE CREAM
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | It's closed. No point to going inside if there's no ice cream.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "oh"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x clothing store"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X CLOTHING STORE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Clothes for men, women, and children (but not cats). The store is
| | |
| CF | clearly closed. You can see a dress, shoes, and a top hat through the
| | |
| CF | display window.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "I suppose there is truth to that."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "But are there clothes for turtles?"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x hat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X HAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | A fancy hat.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "A TOP HAT"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Yes"
|
| | Karona asks, "Can we be a kitty in a top hat?"
|
| | MoyTW says, "Hmm. I think the hat qualifies."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "The hat is fancy."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "enter clothing"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > ENTER CLOTHING
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You don't need clothes, you have fur.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick clothing"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > KICK CLOTHING
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "YES IT IS"
|
| | DavidW says, "Bet we can karate the window."
|
| Karona says, "Whoa"
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick window"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > KICK WINDOW
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You give the window a mighty punch, leaving the glass shattered on the
| | |
| CF | floor.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Okay. Phew."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Violence WAS the answer."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I was gonna say."
|
| | MoyTW says, "Our criminality is going up, up, up."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to Moy), "I know. I love it."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take hat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE HAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the hat in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't go that way.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a white cat, a box of matches and a tree (on which is a
| | |
| CF | squirrel) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Aw snap. SHE is here."
|
| | Jacqueline squints at the white cat.
|
| | Karona exclaims, "LOL!"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
| | |
| CF | grass grows from the muddy soil.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give hat to turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GIVE HAT TO TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | "Oooh, now that's fancy." The turtle accepts your gift and lets you
| | |
| CF | slide the top hat onto his head.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | "Now, hop on and I'll give you that ride you wanted."
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "ride turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > RIDE TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | I didn't understand that sentence.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Karona exclaims, "w00t!"
|
| | DavidW says, "'To cleanse your soul, my child, help me catch this squirrel'"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River East
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > HOP ON TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You gingerly climb on the turtle's back. The turtle glides toward the
| | |
| CF | other side of the river, careful not to dip below the surface of the
| | |
| CF | water. As he swims, you look back toward the village that you are
| | |
| CF | fleeing. Somewhere deep inside, you can feel a pang of guilt as you
| | |
| CF | realize you will never see this place again. Gone are the days of
| | |
| CF | safety and comfort, of careful love.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You shake your head to break your train of thought and determinedly
| | |
| CF | face onward. This is about you and your dreams. Not her.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The turtle reaches the other side of the river and you hop off.
| | |
| CF | Nafurville is already starting to look smaller. The land slopes
| | |
| CF | steeply upward from the river, strewn with rocks of different shapes
| | |
| CF | and sizes. The highway is further east.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a turtle here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "No a water this side of the river."
|
| | MoyTW exclaims, "On to Chipawgo!"
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "I love the ambiguity of 'her'... who would give us the 'careful love'? Which her?? The old lady? Or the self-righteous white cat?"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Careful with the highway."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to KO), "True. This game would happily have a road kill ending."
|
| | DavidW says, ">hitchhike"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I guess 'Nafurville' is 'Naperville'? I think that's a town near Chicago."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf4"
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SAVE
| | |
| CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
| | |
| CF ] River East
| | |
| CF | > SAVEOk.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River East
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TALK TO TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The turtle wishes you a nice day
| | |
| CF | >
| | Karona says, "OMG, Nafurville? I just got that."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Good day, turtle."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to Karona), "Yep! Like 'Chipawgo'"
|
| | Karona says, "Yes, it is one of the 'burbs."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x rocks"
| | |
| CF ] River East
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X ROCKS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Highway
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Cars race down the concrete, each one creating a small wind in its
| | |
| CF | wake. The way to Chipawgo is south, the same direction that the cars
| | |
| CF | on your side of the street are headed. To the north you can see a farm
| | |
| CF | in the distance.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "hitchhike"
| | |
| CF ] Highway
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > HITCHHIKE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "darn"
|
| | DavidW says, "Maybe get the farmer's thumb first."
|
| | Karona asks, "What is the cat analogue of a thumb?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I'm sure we will have to visit that farm, but sure, let's just follow our dream until we're diverted to the farm."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to DW), "Hahahaewwwwww"
|
| | Karona exclaims (at DavidW), "Ha!"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I mean, if we'd have known, we could have gnawed off our old lady's thumb."
|
| | DavidW asks, "Or we could steal a tractor and drive it?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "But she is now on the other side of the river, and the turtle will only tell us to have a nice day."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] Highway
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Chipawgo is much too far away to reach on paw.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Yep"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Toonces the Tractor Driving Cat, here we come."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "(Hopefully)"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > N
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | It's a boring old farm. No humans seem to be around. The highway to
| | |
| CF | Chipawgo is to the south.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a barn (in which is a horse) and cows here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, ""Nice day, murderer. I'ma call the copdogs now.""
|
| | Jacqueline exclaims, "Oh. Or a horse!"
|
| | DavidW says, "And fresh milk."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x barn"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X BARN
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | In the barn is a horse.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x horse"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X HORSE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Looks like the strong, silent type.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x cows"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X COWS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Moo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Accurate description."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to horse"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TALK TO HORSE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | El caballo no habla la idioma del gato.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cows"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TALK TO COWS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You meow. They moo back.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "yay"
|
| | Karona says, "I am going to be bold and say descriptions are not this game's strong point."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drink milk"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DRINK MILK
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on horse"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > HOP ON HORSE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't go on that.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline asks, "The horse doesn't speak our language? What do we do with that?"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "horse, hola"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > HORSE, HOLA
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't talk to the horse.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to horse in spanish"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TALK TO HORSE IN SPANISH
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x udder"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X UDDER
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "enter barn"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > ENTER BARN
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not something you can enter.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "milk cows"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > MILK COWS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on cow"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > HOP ON COW
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf5"
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SAVE
| | |
| CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | > SAVEOk.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick cow"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > KICK COW
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick horse"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > KICK HORSE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The horse is much bigger than you so you decide against it.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "huh"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "ride horse"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > RIDE HORSE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You jump on the horse and grab hold of the reins. You gallop out of
| | |
| CF | the farm and north alongside the highway toward Chipawgo, ignoring the
| | |
| CF | stares of fellow travelers in their cars.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | As you travel toward freedom, you feel a twinge of remorse for the
| | |
| CF | terrible deed you have done. You wonder if it was worth it.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You decide to bury your memories of Nafurville somewhere deep down
| | |
| CF | inside. That'll have to do.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | *** The End ***
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
| | |
| CF | command?
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "The cows only exist in the plural."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Surely our owner was also much bigger."
|
| | MoyTW says, "I, uh, hmm, that was faster than I thought."
|
| | Roger says, "Maybe this is a Tiger King situation"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I had a feeling there would be no portion of the story in actual Chipawgo."
|
| | DavidW says, "hm. The ending seems a bit sub-optimal."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "So, go back and run this without crimes?"
|
| | DavidW says, "yes please"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "restart"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | You awaken from a Sunday afternoon slumber, lazily opening one eye and
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| CF | squinting at the sunlight streaming through the window. This wasn't
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| CF | the first time you dreamed of busy streets and tall buildings.
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| CF |
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| CF | You're sick of this village. Nafurville is no place for a cat with
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| CF | ambitions. You belong in a place where great things can happen, where
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| CF | every street is laced with opportunity. Somewhere like Chipawgo.
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| CF |
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| CF | Craning your neck, you give her a glare. She kept you captive
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| CF | in this godforsaken place, when you could have been making big bucks
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| CF | and gracing the billboards of Chipawgo. But not for much longer...
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| CF |
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| CF | It's time to get out of here.
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | An Interactive Fiction by sleepy macaw
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| CF | Release 1 / Serial number 190531 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
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| CF | 6/12N)
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
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| CF |
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| CF | You can see an entrance, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old
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| CF | lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a
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| CF | litter box, a cupboard (closed), a bowl and a bookcase here.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "read karate"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > READ KARATE
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| CF |
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| CF | You remove the book from the shelf and start reading.
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| CF | Time passes as you dutifully hone your skills as guided by the text.
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| CF |
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| CF | Congrats! You now are a master of karate! Now to put these skills to
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| CF | use...
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "At least trying to."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick door"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > KICK DOOR
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| CF |
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| CF | You leap in the air and deliver a strong kick to the door, busting it
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| CF | open.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
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| CF ] Yard
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| CF | >
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| CF | > OUT
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| CF |
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| CF | That's already open.
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
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| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
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| CF | to Chipawgo.
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| CF |
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| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > W
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
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| CF | generally pathetic.
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| CF | The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
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| CF |
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| CF | You can see an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white
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| CF | cat here.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | You see a sleek white cat preening herself. She looks very pretty and
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| CF | she knows it.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > TALK TO CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
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| CF |
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| CF | The Lorenz system is a system of ordinary differential equations first
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| CF | studied by Edward Lorenz. It is notable for having chaotic solutions
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| CF | for certain parameter values and initial conditions. In particular,
| | |
| CF | the Lorenz attractor is a set of chaotic solutions of the Lorenz
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| CF | system which, when plotted, resemble a butterfly or figure eight.
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| CF |
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| CF | She then turns away to continue her grooming.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "...... okay. That was unexpected."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > TALK TO CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
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| CF |
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| CF | "A red herring is something that misleads or distracts from a relevant
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| CF | or important issue. It may be either a logical fallacy or a literary
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| CF | device that leads readers or audiences towards a false conclusion. A
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| CF | red herring might be intentionally used, such as in mystery fiction or
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| CF | as part of a rhetorical strategy, or it could be inadvertently used
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| CF | during argumentation."
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| CF |
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| CF | She then turns away to continue her grooming.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "hee"
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| | Knight_Otu says, "She didn't lie."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > TALK TO CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
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| CF |
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| CF | "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is a Christian
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| CF | restorationist church that is considered by its followers to be the
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| CF | restoration of the original church founded by Jesus Christ. The church
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| CF | is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, and has established
| | |
| CF | congregations and built temples worldwide. It has over 85,000
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| CF | missionaries and a membership of over 15 million."
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| CF |
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| CF | She then turns away to continue her grooming.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | MoyTW says, "That's just Wikipedia, cat."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > TALK TO CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
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| CF |
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| CF | "The Qing dynasty was the last imperial dynasty of China, ruling from
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| CF | 1644 to 1912 with a brief, abortive restoration in 1917. It was
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| CF | preceded by the Ming dynasty and succeeded by the Republic of China.
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| CF | The Qing multi-cultural empire lasted almost three centuries and
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| CF | formed the territorial base for the modern Chinese state."
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| CF |
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| CF | She then turns away to continue her grooming.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > TALK TO CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
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| CF |
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| CF | "League of Legends is a multiplayer online battle arena video game
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| CF | developed and published by Riot Games for Microsoft Windows and Mac OS
| | |
| CF | X. It is a free-to-play game that is supported by micro-transactions
| | |
| CF | and inspired by the mod Defense of the Ancients for the video game
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| CF | Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne."
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| CF |
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| CF | She then turns away to continue her grooming.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "ha. I love how random and diverse these are"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > TALK TO CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
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| CF |
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| CF | "A wallaby is a macropod found in Australia. They belong to the same
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| CF | taxonomic family as kangaroos and sometimes the same genus, but
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| CF | kangaroos are specifically categorised into the six largest species of
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| CF | the family. The term wallaby is an informal designation generally used
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| CF | for any macropod that is smaller than a kangaroo or wallaroo that has
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| CF | not been designated otherwise."
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| CF |
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| CF | She then turns away to continue her grooming.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > TALK TO CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
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| CF |
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| CF | "The Schmidt Family Foundation is a private foundation created in 2006
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| CF | by Eric Schmidt, the Executive Chairman of Google, and his wife Wendy
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| CF | Schmidt, to address issues pertaining to sustainability and the
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| CF | responsible use of natural resources."
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| CF |
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| CF | She then turns away to continue her grooming.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline asks, "Yes. I think these are actually wikipedia entries. Wonder how many there are?"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask cat about squirrel"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > ASK CAT ABOUT SQUIRREL
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| CF |
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| CF | There is no reply.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > TALK TO CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
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| CF |
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| CF | "Spam is a brand of canned precooked meat products made by Hormel
| | |
| CF | Foods Corporation. It was first introduced in 1937 and gained
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| CF | popularity worldwide after its use during World War II. By 2003, Spam
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| CF | was sold in 41 countries on six continents and trademarked in over 100
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| CF | countries. In 2007, the seven billionth can of Spam was sold.
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| CF | Spam's basic ingredients are pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added,
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| CF | salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, sugar, and sodium
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| CF | nitrite as a preservative."
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| CF |
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| CF | She then turns away to continue her grooming.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > TALK TO CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
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| CF |
| | |
| CF | The Lorenz system is a system of ordinary differential equations first
| | |
| CF | studied by Edward Lorenz. It is notable for having chaotic solutions
| | |
| CF | for certain parameter values and initial conditions. In particular,
| | |
| CF | the Lorenz attractor is a set of chaotic solutions of the Lorenz
| | |
| CF | system which, when plotted, resemble a butterfly or figure eight.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | She then turns away to continue her grooming.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Okay, one more to see if it's a cycle or random."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > TALK TO CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | The cat stops licking herself, looks you in the eye, and states,
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | "League of Legends is a multiplayer online battle arena video game
| | |
| CF | developed and published by Riot Games for Microsoft Windows and Mac OS
| | |
| CF | X. It is a free-to-play game that is supported by micro-transactions
| | |
| CF | and inspired by the mod Defense of the Ancients for the video game
| | |
| CF | Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne."
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | She then turns away to continue her grooming.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "lick cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > LICK CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | You lick the white cat.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Crap. It's random."
|
| | Jacqueline exclaims (at DW), "!"
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| | Jacqueline exclaims, "Nice!"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "clean me"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > CLEAN ME
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| CF |
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| CF | You rub yourself.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick me"
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| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > LICK ME
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| CF |
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| CF | You lick yourself.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "lick ice cream"
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| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > LICK ICE CREAM
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| CF |
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| CF | You lick the Ice Cream Shop.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "ha"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick clothing"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > LICK CLOTHING
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| CF |
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| CF | You lick the Clothing Store.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "I want to remember to lick the turtle."
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kiss cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > KISS CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | The white cat might not like that.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
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| CF ] Main Street
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| CF | >
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| CF | > L
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
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| CF | generally pathetic.
| | |
| CF | The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You can see an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a white
| | |
| CF | cat here.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x saloon"
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| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > X SALOON
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| CF |
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| CF | It's a saloon, complete with swinging wooden doors. Like in those
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| CF | cowboy movies. You're not entirely sure what year it is.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "It implied it would like that, earlier, game."
|
| | MoyTW exclaims, "Wait we didn't karate the cat!"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf6"
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > SAVE
| | |
| CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
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| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | > SAVEOk.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick cat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > KICK CAT
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| CF |
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| CF | She's much too beautiful to attack.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | >
| | MoyTW says, "boo, game."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Goodness"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "enter saloon"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > ENTER SALOON
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You don't have time to fool around.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Damn straight."
|
| | Jacqueline exclaims, "We have a turtle to ride!"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "kick window"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > KICK WINDOW
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You give the window a mighty punch, leaving the glass shattered on the
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| CF | floor.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take hat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > TAKE HAT
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You hold the hat in your mouth.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kick swinging door"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > KICK SWINGING DOOR
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| CF |
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| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "aw"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I wanted that to work"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kick door"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > KICK DOOR
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kick saloon"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > KICK SALOON
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "sad trombone"
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "Okay. Anything else before we go to the turtle?"
|
| | DavidW asks, "What were the other two items in the window?"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x dress"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X DRESS
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | A fancy dress.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Oh"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "That is also fancy"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x window"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X WINDOW
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a sequin dress, black shoes, and a top hat through the
| | |
| CF | display window.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x shoes"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X SHOES
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | Fancy shoes.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "I think the hat works best, but I'm down for trying one of these."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop hat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP HAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take shoes"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE SHOES
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold shoes in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "We can try."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf7"
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SAVE
| | |
| CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | > SAVEOk.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW asks, "maybe our owner would like the dress?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Oh, David. You're so thoughtful."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop shoes"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP SHOES
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take dress"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE DRESS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the dress in your mouth.
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| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
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| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > E
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
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| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
| | |
| CF | The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a
| | |
| CF | collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter
| | |
| CF | box, a cupboard (closed), a bowl and a bookcase here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give dress to lady"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GIVE DRESS TO LADY
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The old lady doesn't seem interested.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop dress"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP DRESS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, ""I lost by beloved cat, then got arrested for stealing this fancy dress. My life sucks.""
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look under bed"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > LOOK UNDER BED
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You find nothing of interest.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says (to KO), "Ha"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "rock chair"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > ROCK CHAIR
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push chair"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > PUSH CHAIR
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | It is fixed in place.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x collage"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X COLLAGE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | A collage of photos of you and your owner are positioned on the wall
| | |
| CF | in the shape of a heart. At the top is written "Mr. FluffyPotato" with
| | |
| CF | hearts on either side. Sickening.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Yeah, I was just wondering whether or not, once we've stolen a horse to ride to Chipawgo, if we will still have regret for all these crimes. But I'm guessing since we aren't murdering anyone, probably not."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to DW), "Oh, right. We examined all that before you arrived."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "Should we leave the dress here? Or try to give it to the turtle?"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open feast"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > OPEN FEAST
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open cupboard"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > OPEN CUPBOARD
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You open the cupboard, revealing some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of
| | |
| CF | matches.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open feast"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > OPEN FEAST
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You try using your claws and teeth to open the cans, but it's
| | |
| CF | fruitless. You'll probably starve here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kick feast"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > KICK FEAST
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kick owner"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > KICK OWNER
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You expertly perform a tornado kick, sending her flying across the
| | |
| CF | room. Your owner is now dead.
| | |
| CF | You are a monster.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "I think the Fancy Feast is just there to make us feel stupid when we give it to the turtle."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | > UNDO
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | [Previous turn undone.]
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | > UNDO
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | [Previous turn undone.]
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "lick owner"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > LICK OWNER
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You lick the old lady.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "I mistyped. I wanted LICK."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Lick, kick. What a difference a letter makes."
|
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "purr"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > PURR
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You let out a soft purr.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "awww"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "growl"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GROWL
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "meow"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > MEOW
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You meow.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "chase tail"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > CHASE TAIL
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick fancy feast"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > LICK FANCY FEAST
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You lick the cans of Fancy Feast.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick mince meat"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > LICK MINCE MEAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick minced meat"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > LICK MINCED MEAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You lick Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Basically, because we are a cat, we can lick anything. This is accurate."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take dress"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE DRESS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the dress in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > OUT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's already open.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
| | |
| CF | grass grows from the muddy soil.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a water (in which is a turtle) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TALK TO TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You ask the turtle if he can get you across the river. The turtle says
| | |
| CF | to bring him something fancy and he'll see what he can do.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give dress to turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GIVE DRESS TO TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The turtle looks at the dress with disinterest and says "Not my
| | |
| CF | style."
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Yeah."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Fair."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "Anything else people want to try before I get the hat and cross the river?"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Probably would drag them down."
|
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "drop dress"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP DRESS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says (to KO), "Yeah, and the shoes will just fall off his little turtle feets."
|
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "get water"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET WATER
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the water in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "spit water"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SPIT WATER
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Karona says (to (ClubFloyd)), "rub up against turtle"
| | DavidW says, "hmm. I'm not really sure what ought be done with all the items. Maybe most of them are red herrings."
|
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | > UNDO
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | [Previous turn undone.]
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says (to DW), "That's what I thought."
|
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | > UNDO
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | [Previous turn undone.]
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "pet turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > PET TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > LICK TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You lick the turtle.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "mmmmm"
|
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > L
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
| | |
| CF | grass grows from the muddy soil.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "Try the hat and see if the ending updates to another hint of some regret on something undone."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Okay, good, we undid enough."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x grass"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X GRASS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You see nothing special about the grass.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search grass"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SEARCH GRASS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Oh, sorry."
|
| | DavidW says, "Grass might hide catnip."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "Can I grab the hat and we search when we come back?"
|
| | DavidW says, "yes"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
| | |
| CF | generally pathetic.
| | |
| CF | The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see shoes, a hat, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a
| | |
| CF | Saloon and a white cat here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "get hat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET HAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the hat in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
| | |
| CF | grass grows from the muddy soil.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "search grass"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SEARCH GRASS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You find nothing of interest.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "dig mud"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DIG MUD
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x soil"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X SOIL
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat grass"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > EAT GRASS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's plainly inedible.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "paw grass"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > PAW GRASS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You feel nothing unexpected.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "okay"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "After recent games with drug-fueled orgies, David is determined to find catnip in this game."
|
| | DavidW asks, "What orgies?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, ">GET CATNIP. >SHARE CATNIP WITH WHITE CAT. >BLISS OUT"
|
| | Jacqueline says (to David), "Hm... that game about it being the last day on Earth."
|
| Karona says (to ClubFloyd), "rub up against grass"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > RUB UP AGAINST GRASS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | I only understood you as far as wanting to rub up.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "oh, those orgies."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Yep! THOSE orgies."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "How soon we forget."
|
| | DavidW says, "I have a busy IF life."
|
| Karona says (to ClubFloyd), "rub grass"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > RUB GRASS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You rub the grass.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says (to DW), "You really do."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "rub turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > RUB TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The turtle might not like that.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "It *might*, though."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "Okay, so, time to go hose rustling?"
|
| | Karona exclaims, "LOL!"
|
| | DavidW says, "I am curious what, if anything, can be burnt with the matches, but nothing obvious comes to mind."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "True."
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "Maybe the grass?"
|
| | DavidW says, "Unlikely"
|
| | Knight_Otu asks, "Perhaps, in a bigger game, the big city?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "It's weird, because the matches are implemented, aren't they? That's not default behavior... the author coded it."
|
| | DavidW says, "Even burning the tree was a hell of a longshot."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Well, we only tried that so we could eat the squirrel."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop hat"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP HAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a
| | |
| CF | collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone), a litter
| | |
| CF | box, a cupboard (in which are some cans of Fancy Feast and a box of
| | |
| CF | matches), a bowl and a bookcase here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take matches"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE MATCHES
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the box of matches in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf8"
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SAVE
| | |
| CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | > SAVEOk.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "use matches"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > USE MATCHES
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | What do you want to light on fire? (i.e. "light something on fire").
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "light lady on fire"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > LIGHT LADY ON FIRE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You strike the match and hold it to your owner's dress, watching the
| | |
| CF | flames grow before your eyes. Before you know it, your owner is
| | |
| CF | screaming and running outside, kicking the door open on her way out.
| | |
| CF | You watch her flaming figure run toward the river.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | DavidW asks, "oh, the owner is asleep?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "HOLY MOLY"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "OF COURSE THAT WORKED"
|
| | MoyTW says, "Wow."
|
| Jacqueline Damn, game.
| | Jacqueline says, "Damn, game."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Man we can torture that poor lady."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "That... is an alternate solution to the door puzzle."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "version"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > VERSION
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | An Interactive Fiction by sleepy macaw
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| CF | Release 1 / Serial number 190531 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
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| CF | 6/12N)
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| CF | Identification number: //A3C08313-0680-4AE3-A23F-6CE68DA2EC09//
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| CF | Interpreter version 1.3.1 / VM 3.1.2 / Library serial number 080126
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| CF | Standard Rules version 3/120430 by Graham Nelson
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Wow."
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| | DavidW says, "I don't know who sleepy macaw is."
|
| | MoyTW says, "...wow, ok, that sure was a thing that just happened."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "My jaw dropped. That's the second time recently that a ClubFloyd session has made my jaw drop."
|
| | Karona says, "This game is full of surprises"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "It... is."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Not all of the surprises are good."
|
| | DavidW asks, "should we find the body?"
|
| | Jacqueline says (to DW), "OMG"
|
| | Jacqueline asks, "Um... yes?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "But still: OMG"
|
| | Jacqueline laughs.
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > OUT
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | That's already open.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > E
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
| | |
| CF | grass grows from the muddy soil.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a hat, a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu asks, "Maybe she survived?"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "search grass for dead body of our owner"
| | |
| CF ] River West
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| CF | >
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| CF | > SEARCH GRASS FOR DEAD BODY OF OUR OWNER
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | I only understood you as far as wanting to search the grass.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "search grass"
| | |
| CF ] River West
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| CF | >
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| CF | > SEARCH GRASS
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You find nothing of interest.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
| | |
| CF | generally pathetic.
| | |
| CF | The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a
| | |
| CF | white cat here.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline asks, "Is she gone?"
|
| | Jacqueline exclaims, "She's gone to Chipawgo, to get the police!"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Might be."
|
| | DavidW asks, "Maybe she's on the other side of the river?"
|
| | MoyTW asks, "Does the white cat know what we've done?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Oh! I'll bet the white cat DOES know"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to white cat"
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| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > TALK TO WHITE CAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The cat stops licking her pristine fur, looks you in the eye, and says
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | "I know what you've done, criminal."
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | She steps forward menacingly.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | "I pity you. You can run from this place, but you can never escape
| | DavidW asks, "Does the turtle know?"
|
| CF | your sins. Your soul will never be free." She pauses. "You know, it's
| | |
| CF | a shame you did what you did, because I could have blown your mind."
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You watch silently as she walks away. You feel a bit chilly.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW asks, "Does the squirrel know?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "haha"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "We never tried to talk to the squirrel, I don't think."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "If the turtle knew of our past crimes, he never said."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a white cat, a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to squirrel"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TALK TO SQUIRREL
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The squirrel is very shy and would like very much if you went away
| | |
| CF | right now.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "The squirrel should know. Probably saw the whole thing."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to tree"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TALK TO TREE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Who do you want to talk to?
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "The squirrel is now my favorite character in this game."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TALK TO CAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The cat refuses to talk to you and instead continues to groom herself.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | >
| | DavidW asks, "So why are you *here*, cat?"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "To quote inky, 'Man, this game.'"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "To remind us."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on cat"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > HOP ON CAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't go on that.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline asks, "Should we, um, restore and not burn the old lady alive? Just go get the horse?"
|
| | Karona says, "But murder is all we know."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Yeah, I'd say so."
|
| | DavidW says, "Maybe the cows would like the Meat Pies book."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I don't think we can take anything across the river."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Oh, wait, we maybe can."
|
| | DavidW says, "I think we can."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "There's a turn in between giving the hat and hopping on the turtle, yeah."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "restore"
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > RESTORE
| | |
| CF | %% Enter a save filename to read:
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf8"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | Ok.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > I
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| CF |
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| CF | You are carrying:
| | |
| CF | a box of matches
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop matches"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP MATCHES
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take minced meat"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE MINCED MEAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > OUT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's already open.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
| | |
| CF | grass grows from the muddy soil.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a hat, a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop book"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP BOOK
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take hat"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE HAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the hat in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give hat to turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GIVE HAT TO TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | "Oooh, now that's fancy." The turtle accepts your gift and lets you
| | |
| CF | slide the top hat onto his head.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | "Now, hop on and I'll give you that ride you wanted."
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take book"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE BOOK
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on turtle"
| | |
| CF ] River East
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > HOP ON TURTLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You gingerly climb on the turtle's back. The turtle glides toward the
| | |
| CF | other side of the river, careful not to dip below the surface of the
| | |
| CF | water. As he swims, you look back toward the village that you are
| | |
| CF | fleeing. Somewhere deep inside, you can feel a pang of guilt as you
| | |
| CF | realize you will never see this place again. Gone are the days of
| | |
| CF | safety and comfort, of careful love. What will she do once she
| | |
| CF | realizes you have left? Will she break down and cry? Will she get
| | |
| CF | another cat?
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You shake your head to break your train of thought and determinedly
| | |
| CF | face onward. This is about you and your dreams. Not her.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The turtle reaches the other side of the river and you hop off.
| | |
| CF | Nafurville is already starting to look smaller. The land slopes
| | |
| CF | steeply upward from the river, strewn with rocks of different shapes
| | |
| CF | and sizes. The highway is further east.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a turtle here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "So the guilt earlier was from leaving home... not from murder."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Just... yeah. Just noting that."
|
| | DavidW says, "oh, maybe we need to get owner to adopt the other cat."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Well, let's see how this ending turns out."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Highway
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Cars race down the concrete, each one creating a small wind in its
| | |
| CF | wake. The way to Chipawgo is south, the same direction that the cars
| | |
| CF | on your side of the street are headed. To the north you can see a farm
| | |
| CF | in the distance.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > N
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | It's a boring old farm. No humans seem to be around. The highway to
| | |
| CF | Chipawgo is to the south.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a barn (in which is a horse) and cows here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give book to cows"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GIVE BOOK TO COWS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can only do that to something animate.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "The cows, they are not animate."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "give book to horse"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GIVE BOOK TO HORSE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can only do that to something animate.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "les sighes"
|
| | MoyTW says, "Hahaha."
|
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "drop"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | (Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow)
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "I've been wanting to try something, though I do not think it will work..."
|
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "get cows"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET COWS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold cows in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "caballo, hola"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > CABALLO, HOLA
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Darn"
|
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > I
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You are carrying:
| | |
| CF | cows
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "> throw cows at cars"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "That would have been awesome if >CABELLO, HOLA had worked."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't go that way.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't go that way.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu asks, "Maybe the cows in our mouth make us mumble too much?"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] Highway
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Cars race down the concrete, each one creating a small wind in its
| | |
| CF | wake. The way to Chipawgo is south, the same direction that the cars
| | |
| CF | on your side of the street are headed. To the north you can see a farm
| | |
| CF | in the distance.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "throw cows at cars"
| | |
| CF ] Highway
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > THROW COWS AT CARS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Futile.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Futile."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Default text, but very good default text for this."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "drop cows"
| | |
| CF ] Highway
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP COWS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "lick cows"
| | |
| CF ] Highway
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > LICK COWS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You lick cows.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > N
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | It's a boring old farm. No humans seem to be around. The highway to
| | |
| CF | Chipawgo is to the south.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow and a barn (in which is a
| | |
| CF | horse) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "hop on horse"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > HOP ON HORSE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't go on that.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "ride horse"
| | |
| CF ] Farm
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > RIDE HORSE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You jump on the horse and grab hold of the reins. You gallop out of
| | |
| CF | the farm and north alongside the highway toward Chipawgo, ignoring the
| | |
| CF | stares of fellow travelers in their cars.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The sun sets and the sky above turns black. You gaze at the stars and
| | |
| CF | dream of what they have in store for you. The taste of freedom is
| | |
| CF | sweet.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | *** The End ***
| | |
| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
| | |
| CF | command?
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "I feel vaguely insulted by that "You lick cows" message."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "hee"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Okay, that sounds like the optimal ending."
|
| | DavidW says, "it does."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "It does."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I personally do not think that the woman needs to adopt the white cat, but I'm all for us going back and waking her up to see if she keeps us from leaving home."
|
| | DavidW says, "But I think there might be a way to get the other cat to the owner."
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "restore"
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > RESTORE
| | |
| CF | %% Enter a save filename to read:
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "cf8"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | Ok.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "wake lady"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > WAKE LADY
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That seems unnecessary.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says (to DW), "Why don't you drive. If she's not going to wake up, that means I have no further ideas."
|
| | MoyTW asks, "Bite her?"
|
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "headbump"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > HEADBUMP
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open cupboard"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > OPEN CUPBOARD
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's already open.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take can"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE CAN
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says (to Moy), "We'll probably kill her if we bite her."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take cans"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE CANS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You are already carrying the box of matches in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "bite lady"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > BITE LADY
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You expertly perform a tornado kick, sending her flying across the
| | |
| CF | room. Your owner is now dead.
| | |
| CF | You are a monster.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | > UNDO
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | [Previous turn undone.]
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline exclaims, "Called it!"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop matches"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP MATCHES
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Bite = ATTACK"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take cans"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE CANS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the cans of Fancy Feast in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't go that way.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > N
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
| | |
| CF | generally pathetic.
| | |
| CF | The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a
| | |
| CF | white cat here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "show cans to cat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SHOW CANS TO CAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The white cat is unimpressed.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give cans to cat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GIVE CANS TO CAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | She scoffs. "No thank you. I only eat the Fanciest of Feasts".
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "Of course, kicking is a weird form of bite."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to KO), "Well, with cats, kicks and bites sometimes feel pretty similar."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "True."
|
| | DavidW says, "ok, the cans aren't a suitable lure."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give cans to squirrel"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GIVE CANS TO SQUIRREL
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can only do that to something animate.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "scratch tree"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SCRATCH TREE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a box of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an
| | |
| CF | old lady), a collage of photos, an endtable (on which is a telephone),
| | |
| CF | a litter box, a cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop cans"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP CANS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x phone"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X PHONE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | It's a wireless landline telephone.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "ooh. pee the bed"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "or use the litter"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pee bed"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > PEE BED
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | I only understood you as far as wanting to pee.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "aw"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get on bed"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET ON BED
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not something you can enter.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "AW"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get in bed"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET IN BED
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not something you can enter.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "LIES"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get in litter"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET IN LITTER
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not something you can enter.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pee"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > PEE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You go number one.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "ha"
|
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "poop"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > POOP
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You eject a small poop.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "HA"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x poop"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X POOP
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Oh goodness, I am twelve years old and this is funny."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "smell owner"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SMELL OWNER
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You smell nothing unexpected.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push owner north"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > PUSH OWNER NORTH
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The old lady cannot be pushed from place to place.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push chair north"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > PUSH CHAIR NORTH
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The rocking chair cannot be pushed from place to place.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Knight_Otu says (to ClubFloyd), "get chair"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET CHAIR
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's fixed in place.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push table north"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > PUSH TABLE NORTH
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take phone"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE PHONE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the telephone in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "This was the stupid game I needed this week."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "call store"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > CALL STORE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | I only understood you as far as wanting to call.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "call chipawgo"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > CALL CHIPAWGO
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | I only understood you as far as wanting to call.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "call"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > CALL
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You place the phone on the ground and clumsily strike the phone with
| | |
| CF | your paws, pushing random buttons until it rings.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The number you have reached is not in service.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "call 911"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > CALL 911
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You place the phone on the ground and clumsily strike the phone with
| | |
| CF | your paws, pushing random buttons until it rings.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The number you have reached is not in service.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x table"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X TABLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't see any such thing.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "call 588-2300-EMPIRE"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > CALL 588-2300-EMPIRE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | I only understood you as far as wanting to call.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x endtable"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X ENDTABLE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You see nothing special about the endtable.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get on it"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GET ON IT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not something you can enter.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > L
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | On the ground is a telephone.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can also see some cans of Fancy Feast, a box of matches, a bed, a
| | |
| CF | rocking chair (on which is an old lady), a collage of photos, an
| | |
| CF | endtable, a litter box, a cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase
| | |
| CF | here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "I expect perhaps only Dave Cornelson would get the 588-2300-EMPIRE reference, but I'm still glad I tried it."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take photos"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE PHOTOS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the collage of photos in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > N
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
| | |
| CF | generally pathetic.
| | |
| CF | The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a
| | |
| CF | white cat here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "show photos to cat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SHOW PHOTOS TO CAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The white cat is unimpressed.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can't go that way.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x saloon"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > X SALOON
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | It's a saloon, complete with swinging wooden doors. Like in those
| | |
| CF | cowboy movies. You're not entirely sure what year it is.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask cat about year"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > ASK CAT ABOUT YEAR
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | There is no reply.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "Remember, folks - this amazing game has no reviews on IFDB. We can change that. (And in fact, I plan to.)"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > S
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | On the ground is a telephone.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can also see some cans of Fancy Feast, a box of matches, a bed, a
| | |
| CF | rocking chair (on which is an old lady), an endtable, a litter box, a
| | |
| CF | cupboard (empty), a bowl and a bookcase here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop photos"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP PHOTOS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Karona asks (of Jacqueline), "Doesn't everyone in the US know the Empire commercials?"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take bowl"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE BOWL
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the bowl in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > N
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
| | |
| CF | generally pathetic.
| | |
| CF | The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a
| | |
| CF | white cat here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "show bowl to cat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SHOW BOWL TO CAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | (the white cat)
| | |
| CF | The white cat is unimpressed.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | MoyTW asks, "The, uh, the what commercials?"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give bowl to cat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GIVE BOWL TO CAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | (the white cat)
| | |
| CF | The white cat doesn't seem interested.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
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| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
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| CF | to Chipawgo.
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| CF |
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| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says (to Moy), "Yes. Those commercials."
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give bowl to squirrel"
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| CF ] Yard
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| CF | >
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| CF | > GIVE BOWL TO SQUIRREL
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| CF |
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| CF | You can only do that to something animate.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > S
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
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| CF |
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| CF | On the ground is a telephone.
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| CF |
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| CF | You can also see a collage of photos, some cans of Fancy Feast, a box
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| CF | of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old lady), an
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| CF | endtable, a litter box, a cupboard (empty) and a bookcase here.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says, "That jingle - it was for a Chipawgo carpet store, after all."
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop bowl"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > DROP BOWL
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| CF |
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| CF | Dropped.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push chair"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > PUSH CHAIR
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| CF |
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| CF | It is fixed in place.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push lady"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > PUSH LADY
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| CF |
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| CF | The old lady might not like that.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kiss lady"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > KISS LADY
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| CF |
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| CF | The old lady might not like that.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | MoyTW asks, "Well to be fair I don't live in Chicago and don't watch much TV, but, was this significantly in the past?"
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| | Knight_Otu asks, "Oh, that wecare about?"
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "climb lady"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > CLIMB LADY
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| CF |
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| CF | You gently jump onto your owner's lap.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sleep"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > SLEEP
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| CF |
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| CF | You curl up and take a nap. The world can wait.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | Knight_Otu says, "Aw, I'm sad that that's not a good ending."
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "listen"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > LISTEN
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| CF |
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| CF | You hear nothing unexpected.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search lady"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > SEARCH LADY
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| CF |
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| CF | You find nothing of interest.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pee"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > PEE
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You go number one.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "stand"
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| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > STAND
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | That's already open.
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
| | |
| CF ] Hut
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > S
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The hut is quiet except for the soft snores of your owner.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | On the ground is a telephone.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You can also see a bowl, a collage of photos, some cans of Fancy
| | |
| CF | Feast, a box of matches, a bed, a rocking chair (on which is an old
| | |
| CF | lady), an endtable, a litter box, a cupboard (empty) and a bookcase
| | |
| CF | here.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bookcase"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X BOOKCASE
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| CF |
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| CF | Dusty old books line the shelves, boasting titles such as Laser
| | |
| CF | Cats VII, Minced Meat Pies of Tomorrow, and
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| CF | Mastering the Art of Karate in 5 Easy Steps.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x laser"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > X LASER
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| CF |
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| CF | Considered by many to be the best in the series.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take laser"
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| CF ] Hut
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| CF | >
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| CF | > TAKE LASER
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You hold Laser Cats VII in your mouth.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
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| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > N
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > W
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
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| CF | generally pathetic.
| | |
| CF | The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You can see shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing Store, a Saloon and a
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| CF | white cat here.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give laser to cat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > GIVE LASER TO CAT
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | The white cat doesn't seem interested.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop it"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > DROP IT
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | Dropped.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take dress"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > TAKE DRESS
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You can't see any such thing.
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| CF |
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| CF | >
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
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| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
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| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF |
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| CF | The river is both wider and deeper than you would have hoped. Tall
| | |
| CF | grass grows from the muddy soil.
| | |
| CF |
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| CF | You can see a hat, a dress and a water (in which is a turtle) here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take dress"
| | |
| CF ] River West
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > TAKE DRESS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You hold the dress in your mouth.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > W
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | This is where the village people get together to do business. It's
| | |
| CF | generally pathetic.
| | |
| CF | The street is deserted now. The hut and the river lie to the east.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see Laser Cats VII, shoes, an Ice Cream Shop, a Clothing
| | |
| CF | Store, a Saloon and a white cat here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | Jacqueline says (to Moy), "Yeah, I think so. It was a jingle that ran all the time on WGN, a cable channel that was based in Chicago but broadcast elsewhere. The jingle was just the phone number and it was VERY catchy, which is why I am over 40 but remember it from childhood."
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| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give dress to cat"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > GIVE DRESS TO CAT
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The white cat doesn't seem interested.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop dress"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > DROP DRESS
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Dropped.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW says, "I'm running out of ideas."
|
| | Karona says (to MoyTV), "A commercial has aired at least as recently as 2015 apparently. [LINK]"
|
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pray"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > PRAY
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sing"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > SING
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "yowl"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > YOWL
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "claw"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > CLAW
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | What do you want to claw?
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Main Street
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You must name something more substantial.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > E
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | The north side of the hut. To the west is the main village road. To
| | |
| CF | the east is the river bank, on the other side of which lies the path
| | |
| CF | to Chipawgo.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | You can see a tree and a squirrel here.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "claw tree"
| | |
| CF ] Yard
| | |
| CF | >
| | |
| CF | > CLAW TREE
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
| | |
| CF |
| | |
| CF | >
| | DavidW asks, "I suppose CLAW = HIT?"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "Looks like it."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to Karona), "Wow. That video... someone just created a supercut of how that ad evolved over the years? Wild."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "The internet never fails to amaze."
|
| | MoyTW says, "Huh, now I know."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "And the carpet dude never ages."
|
| | DavidW says, "I think I'm done."
|
| | Jacqueline says (to DW), "Mmkay."
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "I'm guessing we mostly exhausted the game."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Yeah."
|
| | MoyTW says, "Most likely."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I've left a review."
|
| | Jacqueline | [LINK]
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| | Knight_Otu says, "Potentially there are a few more ways to torture our poor owner, but I'm not searching for them."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "Still watching the 588-2300-EMPIRE ads.. I guess the carpet guy got too old, so they animated him by hand, then by computer."
|
| | MoyTW says, "That was pretty fun."
|
| | Jacqueline says, "It was. I am glad we played that very stupid game."
|
| | Karona exclaims, "Yay!"
|
| | Jacqueline says, "I feel like the author would know that I call the game 'stupid' in a way that conveys appreciation for the oevre."
|
| | Jacqueline exclaims, "Thanks, everyone!"
|
| | Karona exclaims, "Thank you for hosting!"
|
| | Knight_Otu says, "It was quite the surprising little game."
|
| | Knight_Otu exclaims, "Good night, and stay safe!"
|
| | Karona says, "Indeed."
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| | Karona exclaims, "Take care, everyone!"
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| | Jacqueline says, "Thanks, K. You too."
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| | DavidW says, "thanks all" |
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