ClubFloyd Transcript:
Morris by Dee Cooke
A Once in a Lifetime Opportunity by Interpied
As played on ifMUD on May 14, 2023

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of Morris written by Dee Cooke, and A Once in a Lifetime Opportunity written by Interpied. Morris and A Once in a Lifetime Opportunity took first and second place in PunyJam #2, respectively. You can learn more about the games, including how to download them, by visiting the IFDB pages: Morris, and A Once in a Lifetime Opportunity.


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Morris by Dee Cooke
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Jacqueline says, "I say we load up one of the phobia games that you have not yet played, David."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask morris"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | The bells. The bells!
CF |
CF | You left it too late to leave the pub... and now THEY are here.
CF | How are you going to escape them this time?
CF |
CF | You are in the pub... but you've stayed too long. It's the Pokey End
CF | Folk Week in Pokey End, southwest England, and the village square
CF | outside the pub has been taken over by a troupe of Morris dancers.
CF | You're terrified of Morris dancers! You can't leave the pub now!
CF |
CF | Obviously, you can't go out the front door into the thick of the
CF | Morris dancers, so you'll need to find another way out before the
CF | barman unceremoniously turfs you out at closing time.
CF |
CF |
CF | Morris
CF | A text adventure game.
CF | © 2021 Dee Cooke. Type CREDITS for more information.
CF |
CF | Release 1 / Serial number 211121 / Inform v6.35 PunyInform v3.2
CF |
CF | The Pub
CF | It's the village pub. The inside has looked the same for decades, with
CF | hard-wearing green patterned carpet and worn wooden furniture. A set
CF | of stairs leads up to the pub toilets and there is a back doorway to
CF | the west (plus a front doorway to the east that you are avoiding,
CF | because it leads out into the village square).
CF |
CF | You've been in the pub for... some hours. Some hours more than you
CF | planned.
CF |
CF | A large window faces east towards the village square... and the terror
CF | outside.
CF |
CF | You can also see a back door, a front door, a bar, a barman, a
CF | customer, a DJ and a mixing booth here.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu asks, "A pub? Are we in for more faux beers?"
Jacqueline says, "hahaha yay"
Jacqueline says, "Fear of Morris dancers is The Worst."
DavidW says, "I'm a bit unclear what Morris dancers do."
Perry says, "I was just looking it up now, myself"
DavidW asks, "Do they tap their feet in Morris code?"
Perry says, "Some British thing. That's my guess, though."
Jacqueline says, "They dance, and they have sticks that they clack, and sometimes fabric that they wave in the air, and they're a little boistrous."
Jacqueline says, "They're lovely."
Perry says, "That does sound rather terrifying."
Knight_Otu says, "Tap tap tap - taptaptap - tap tap tap."
Jacqueline says (to Perry), "Yeah, it's a British thing."
Perry says, "Taptaptap tap tap taptap tap taptaptap..."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X ME
CF |
CF | The same as ever. Except terrified.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are empty handed.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Like, even if this game is terrible it has won a bit of my heart just on theme."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x barman"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X BARMAN
CF |
CF | The barman, Mike, is a kindly soul who has owned this pub for a long
CF | time... certainly for more than the twenty years you've been coming to
CF | Pokey End on business.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "I'll be afk for a few minutes."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask barman about back door"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > ASK BARMAN ABOUT BACK DOOR
CF |
CF | 'Proper job,' says the barman approvingly. You've learnt from your
CF | previous visits to the southwest of England that this means 'good'.
CF | However, he doesn't appear to have anything else to say on the matter.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask barman about morris dancers"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > ASK BARMAN ABOUT MORRIS DANCERS
CF |
CF | 'They're great, aren't they?' says the barman, nodding his head to the
CF | terrifying music. 'A real fixture in Pokey End. It wouldn't be Folk
CF | Week without them!'
CF |
CF | 'That's, um, great,' you say carefully, inwardly vowing never to come
CF | to Pokey End in the middle of July again. Ever.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x customer"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X CUSTOMER
CF |
CF | The customer is propped up at the bar, looking a bit vacant. He's
CF | wearing a t-shirt that says 'Fulham Fiddlers' and nursing a pint of
CF | cloudy-looking ale.
CF |
CF | The customer takes a strange scrap of material out of his pocket and
CF | ties it around his head, revealing it to be a blindfold with an
CF | unsettling pair of cartoon eyes printed on it. After a moment, he
CF | takes it off and places it on the bar in front of him. 'Nah,' he says
CF | to himself. 'Wouldn't be able to see my fiddle.'
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says (to KO), "And fwiw, I have found a faux beer that I really like. I'm drinking one now. Less than 1% alcohol, 10 calories. Tastes like a real IPA."
Perry says, "I'd like to try to look out any windows and try to see the dancers."
Perry asks, "How can something taste like a phonetic alphabet??"
DavidW asks, "Instagram Public Announcement?"
Jacqueline says, "India Pale Ale."
Jacqueline says, "It is a common, hoppy-tasting craft beer type."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x blindfold"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X BLINDFOLD
CF |
CF | A black blindfold with eyes printed on it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x DJ"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X DJ
CF |
CF | The DJ is playing folk tunes in a makeshift DJ booth. The music
CF | combines with the terrifying Morris music from outside to make a
CF | horrible jangly discordant sound.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x mixing booth"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X MIXING BOOTH
CF |
CF | The 'mixing booth' is really just a rickety folding table with a cheap
CF | CD player and mixer on it. There are some plastic packets of earplugs
CF | next to the equipment.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take earplugs"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > TAKE EARPLUGS
CF |
CF | 'Oi!' says the DJ, grabbing the packet before you can take it. 'Go get
CF | your own earplugs.'
CF |
CF | 'The music's too loud,' you argue. 'Can't you turn it down?'
CF |
CF | 'Nobody else is complaining,' says the DJ shortly.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | A couple of bar staff are blocking the way through the back doorway.
CF | They appear to be trying to manoeuvre a giant cake through the small
CF | entrance.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "kick rickety table"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cake"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X CAKE
CF |
CF | A giant cake is being carried - not altogether successfully - through
CF | the back doorway by a couple of bar staff.
CF |
CF | You notice the cake is being carried on a metal tray.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "x mixer"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X MIXER
CF |
CF | You're not interested in the DJ's equipment.
CF |
CF | > Perry exclaims, "YES I AM!"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tray"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X TRAY
CF |
CF | The cake is being carried on a metal tray. You can't tell from this
CF | angle, but it looks like that might be the thing that's too wide for
CF | the doorframe. If you could just angle yourself to get a better view,
CF | you might be able to see what's going on with it.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "didnt we need to take the blindfold"
DavidW says, "Probably, but it doesn't belong to us either."
Lancelot says, "ah nvm"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take blindfold"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > TAKE BLINDFOLD
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "There."
Perry says, "Klepto."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kick table"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > KICK TABLE
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bar"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X BAR
CF |
CF | It's a bar with lots of beer taps. You've never heard of most of the
CF | beers, even though you come here every few months when you're on
CF | business in the village.
CF | There is a blackboard above the bar that shows the (limited) drinks
CF | menu, and a poster on the wall between the bar and the front window.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "lol"
Lancelot says, "standard operating procedure for experienced adventurers :p"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x taps"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X TAPS
CF |
CF | You'd better not get distracted - you've had enough to drink.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x poster"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X POSTER
CF |
CF | The poster advertises the 47th Annual Pokey End Folk Week. You wish
CF | you'd looked at it earlier, because then you would have known that the
CF | Morrismen would be arriving in the village square at 5pm and staying
CF | there for the duration of the evening carnival.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x blackboard"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X BLACKBOARD
CF |
CF | The blackboard above the bar has prices listed on it:
CF | ALES £4.50
CF | CIDERS £4.50
CF | WATER £0.50
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tilt head"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > TILT HEAD
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | > Perry asks, "Tilt head?"
Jacqueline says, "Dang. They're charging for water."
DavidW says, "There was that weird message about the cake tray."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tray"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X TRAY
CF |
CF | The cake is being carried on a metal tray. You can't tell from this
CF | angle, but it looks like that might be the thing that's too wide for
CF | the doorframe. If you could just angle yourself to get a better view,
CF | you might be able to see what's going on with it.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Ah"
DavidW asks, "Any ideas on how to 'angle' ourselves?"
Lancelot asks, "angle?"
DavidW says, "It's not something I've had to do before in IF that I recall."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "angle me"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > ANGLE ME
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "maybe as a literal verb?"
Lancelot says, "just trying"
Jade says, "change pov"
Knight_Otu says, "Back from stair training."
Perry says, "I'd assume standing on something and then looking at it."
DavidW asks, "how? Stand on the bar?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "stand on bar"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > STAND ON BAR
CF |
CF | A brief impulse comes over you to stand on the bar, but you resist.
CF | You haven't had that much to drink.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "stand on stairs"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > STAND ON STAIRS
CF |
CF | No need to concern yourself with that.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "lol"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "stand on table"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > STAND ON TABLE
CF |
CF | That doesn't seem to be something you can enter.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | The Pub
CF | It's the village pub. The inside has looked the same for decades, with
CF | hard-wearing green patterned carpet and worn wooden furniture. A set
CF | of stairs leads up to the pub toilets and there is a back doorway to
CF | the west (plus a front doorway to the east that you are avoiding,
CF | because it leads out into the village square).
CF |
CF | You've been in the pub for... some hours. Some hours more than you
CF | planned.
CF |
CF | A large window faces east towards the village square... and the terror
CF | outside.
CF |
CF | You can also see a poster, a blackboard, a tray, some bar staff, a
CF | cake, some earplugs, a back door, a front door, a bar, a barman, a
CF | customer, a DJ and a mixing booth here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x window"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X WINDOW
CF |
CF | You knew you shouldn't have looked out of the window. The full horror
CF | of the Morris hits you as you take in the terrifying sight... the
CF | bells, the wood clonking against the other wood, the black-painted
CF | faces, the HANDKERCHIEFS.
CF |
CF | You jump back and gasp in horror as one of the Morrismen approaches
CF | the open window, the bells on his costume jangling threateningly as he
CF | nears. He absent-mindedly wipes his hands with the handkerchief he's
CF | carrying, puts it down on the windowsill, and disappears back into the
CF | ominous mass. You squeeze your eyes tight shut and turn away, unable
CF | to deal with the fear anymore.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "stand on cair"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > STAND ON CAIR
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "cair" means.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "stand on chair"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > STAND ON CHAIR
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "chair" means.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take handkerchief"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > TAKE HANDKERCHIEF
CF |
CF | You close your eyes, steeling yourself, and pick up the handkerchief.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x it"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > X IT
CF |
CF | It's a handkerchief waved by Morrismen during their dance of terror.
CF | You feel faint just looking at it.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "ohoho you can get it"
DavidW says, "open window, I guess."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "clean blackboard with it"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > CLEAN BLACKBOARD WITH IT
CF |
CF | I only understood you as far as "clean blackboard" but then you lost
CF | me.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "clean blackboard"
CF ] The Pub
CF |
CF | > CLEAN BLACKBOARD
CF |
CF | You achieve nothing by this.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > U
CF |
CF | Pub Toilets
CF | You don't need to use the facilities, but at least the terrifying
CF | Morris music is fainter upstairs.
CF |
CF | The toilets are pretty much the only thing upstairs in the pub. The
CF | room is small and plain, but clean, with light coming from a window
CF | facing east towards the village square and a mirror above the sink.
CF | You can go back downstairs to the main room of the pub.
CF |
CF | A neat towel hangs next to the sink.
CF |
CF | You can also see a window and a sink (which is empty) here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x mirror"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > X MIRROR
CF |
CF | You don't want to look at your reflection. You know you probably look
CF | as haunted as you feel.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x towel"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > X TOWEL
CF |
CF | It's a green towel with 'Pokey End Tourist Office' embossed on it. You
CF | suspect that it didn't originally belong to the pub.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take it"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > TAKE IT
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sink"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > X SINK
CF |
CF | Plain, but it does the job.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x toilet"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > X TOILET
CF |
CF | Bog-standard. No pun intended.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x window"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > X WINDOW
CF |
CF | A window (currently closed) faces east towards the village square.
CF | Standing well back so as not to catch sight of the Morrismen down
CF | below, you can see a telephone wire sloping down from the roof to the
CF | other side of the square.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "okay, what if we tie the hanky, blindfold, and towel together into a rope?"
Jacqueline exclaims, "Sure!"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open window"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > OPEN WINDOW
CF |
CF | If you open the window you will be able to see and hear the terrifying
CF | sights and sounds in the village square!
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "I would guess that's an idea."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tear towel"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > TEAR TOWEL
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tie towel to blindfold"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > TIE TOWEL TO BLINDFOLD
CF |
CF | You would achieve nothing by this.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x wire"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > X WIRE
CF |
CF | It stretches from the pub roof to the other side of the village
CF | square. You would need to climb through the window to reach it.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline asks, "Can we get out the window?"
DavidW says, "not yet."
DavidW says, "I think we need to wear the earplugs and blindfold first."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear blindfold"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > WEAR BLINDFOLD
CF |
CF | You are now wearing the blindfold.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "yeah so we dont get distracted and can cross the suqare with the wire?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open window"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > OPEN WINDOW
CF |
CF | If you open the window you will be able to hear the terrifying sounds
CF | in the village square!
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Ah"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "remove blindfold"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > REMOVE BLINDFOLD
CF |
CF | You take off the blindfold.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open window"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > OPEN WINDOW
CF |
CF | If you open the window you will be able to see and hear the terrifying
CF | sights and sounds in the village square!
CF |
CF | > Perry asks, "Did the DJ have earplugs or something?"
DavidW says, "yes, but he wouldn't let me take them."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > D
CF |
CF | The Pub
CF |
CF | A large window faces east towards the village square... and the terror
CF | outside.
CF |
CF | You can also see a back door, a front door, a poster, a blackboard, a
CF | tray, some bar staff, a cake, some earplugs, a bar, a barman, a
CF | customer, a DJ and a mixing booth here.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "There were some but we weren't allowed to take them."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take earplugs"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > TAKE EARPLUGS
CF |
CF | 'Oi!' says the DJ, grabbing the packet before you can take it. 'Go get
CF | your own earplugs.'
CF |
CF | 'The music's too loud,' you argue. 'Can't you turn it down?'
CF |
CF | 'Nobody else is complaining,' says the DJ shortly.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bar staff"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > X BAR STAFF
CF |
CF | A couple of bar staff are carrying - not altogether successfully - a
CF | giant cake through the back doorway.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask staff about cake"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > ASK STAFF ABOUT CAKE
CF |
CF | The staff just grunt. It doesn't look like they want to talk to you.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take tray"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > TAKE TRAY
CF |
CF | 'Get out of the way!' says one of the staff members crossly. 'Leave
CF | this to us.'
CF |
CF | > Perry asks, "Operation distract the DJ maybe? Can we break something in their setup?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x booth"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > X BOOTH
CF |
CF | The 'mixing booth' is really just a rickety folding table with a cheap
CF | CD player and mixer on it. There are some plastic packets of earplugs
CF | next to the equipment.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x player"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > X PLAYER
CF |
CF | You're not interested in the DJ's equipment.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline asks, "Buy them a beer?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x table"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > X TABLE
CF |
CF | You're not interested in the DJ's equipment.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline asks, "Like, barter for them somehow?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask dj about beer"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > ASK DJ ABOUT BEER
CF |
CF | The DJ just glares at you. 'I'm busy.'
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask dj about music"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > ASK DJ ABOUT MUSIC
CF |
CF | 'Can you turn the music down?' you ask. 'It's so loud.'
CF |
CF | The DJ glares at you, and turns the music up instead. The customer at
CF | the bar looks around in irritation.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Hahaha."
Lancelot says, "aha"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask customer about music"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > ASK CUSTOMER ABOUT MUSIC
CF |
CF | 'Music's too bloody loud in here, innit?' says the customer crossly.
CF | 'Can't hear a word you're saying, mate. Oi! Mike!' He waves at the
CF | barman. 'Get that bloke to turn it down. We can't hear ourselves
CF | think, especially with the Morris going on outside and all.'
CF |
CF | The barman sighs, and gestures for the DJ to come over to the bar.
CF | They enter into a spirited disagreement about the music volume.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take earplugs"
CF ] The Publets
CF |
CF | > TAKE EARPLUGS
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "yay"
Jacqueline says, "YAY"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > U
CF |
CF | Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | You can see a window and a sink (which is empty) here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear earplugs"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > WEAR EARPLUGS
CF |
CF | You are now wearing the earplugs.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "well done"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear blindfold"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > WEAR BLINDFOLD
CF |
CF | You are now wearing the blindfold.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open window"
CF ] Pub Toilets
CF |
CF | > OPEN WINDOW
CF |
CF | You can now go east to the telephone wire outside.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Window Ledge with Telephone Wire
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Window Ledge with Telephone Wire
CF | Balancing on the ledge is fairly terrifying... but nowhere near as
CF | terrifying as the Morrismen you know are below you!
CF |
CF | Though you can't see or hear anything, you know that it's unnervingly
CF | high up here. You should find a way to get onto the wire and get out
CF | of here.
CF |
CF | There is a small window facing the front of the building.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "That was pretty unintuitive but very good."
Perry says, "I think it's only unintuitive in the sense of how absurdist it is."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put towel on wire"
CF ] Window Ledge with Telephone Wire
CF |
CF | > PUT TOWEL ON WIRE
CF |
CF | No need to concern yourself with that.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "I thiiiink we can just climb it."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tie towel to wire"
CF ] Window Ledge with Telephone Wire
CF |
CF | > TIE TOWEL TO WIRE
CF |
CF | You feel for the wire and wrap the towel around it. Taking hold of
CF | either end of the towel, you hoist yourself out of the window and hang
CF | from the wire.
CF |
CF | From here you can SLIDE WIRE to start moving down the wire.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "slide wire"
CF ] The Streetge with Telephone Wire
CF |
CF | > SLIDE WIRE
CF |
CF | You swing slightly to propel yourself forward, and soon feel yourself
CF | sliding down the telephone wire to the other end...
CF |
CF | The Street
CF | The terrifying sounds of the Morris fade into the distance as your
CF | feet hit the freedom of the street and you sprint away down the
CF | road... far away from the terror of the village square!
CF |
CF | You used escape route 1 of 2 to get out of the pub!
CF |
CF | You have successfully escaped the terror of the Morris dancers. You
CF | win!
CF |
CF |
CF | *** You have won ***
CF |
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT? Lancelot says, "pfff ok"
Perry says, "I'll take it."
DavidW asks, "I guess the other way out involves the cake business?"
Jade says, "ther is another route"
Lancelot asks, "oh there are two escape routes lol I guess the other one has to do with that cake somehow?"
Knight_Otu asks, "Maybe?"
Lancelot asks, "next game?"
DavidW asks, "how are people feeling? next game?"
Jade says, "you're in commnad"
Knight_Otu says, "This was pretty short, sure."
Perry says, "Oh, I'd like to find the other ending."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "quit"
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT?
CF | > QUIT
CF | debugcheapnitfol quit with exit status: 0
CF asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" Perry says, "Eh too late."
Jade says, "this was the winner"
Jacqueline says, "Heh"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask onceopportunity"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | Things have been tough lately, and finding a good rhythm to everyday
CF | life has been hard. About a week ago, you got a message where a
CF | certain Mr Bell invited you to his company for a chance to win a lot
CF | of money. The information you received was very limited, but you got
CF | an address which you tracked down to 'Game Hall Emporium', Las Vegas.
CF | Vegas was halfway across the country, but this was a once in a
CF | lifetime opportunity and not something that you could pass up on.
CF |
CF | You didn't know a lot coming in today, but you had one simple goal for
CF | the day, to leave a lot wealthier than you came. Hopefully your phobia
CF | won't come in the way of this.
CF |
CF |
CF | A Once in a Lifetime Opportunity
CF | A game by Interpied
CF | Release 4 / Serial number 211120 / Inform v6.35 PunyInform v3.1
CF |
CF | Outside
CF | You are standing on the street outside the Game Hall Emporium. The
CF | main entrance is to the north.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "I'm fine with moving on, but I like that there were two endings to that one. It was cute and fun."
DavidW says, "yeah, I like the author's work in general."
DavidW says, "I see her name in credits with testing others' games too."
DavidW says, "Dee Cooke"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > X ME
CF |
CF | As good-looking as ever.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are empty handed.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Suspicious number of vowels in that name..."
Jacqueline says, "Sigh. AFK a sec."
Jade says, "2nd in punnyjam#2"
DavidW says, "pausing"
DavidW says, "Perhaps the phobia will be spiders or snakes or bugs. We haven't seen those phobias yet."
Perry exclaims, "But those are wonderful things!"
Knight_Otu asks, "What if it's fear of gambling?"
Perry says, "That was what I was thinking, KO."
DavidW asks (of Knight), "is that a thing?"
Knight_Otu says, "I'm not sure. But there are tons of phobias."
Perry says, "I mean, the 'F' in 'IF' gotta mean something."
DavidW says, "Fauxbeera"
DavidW asks, "Looks like it's gonna be more than a sec for Jacqueline. Perhaps we should continue?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Outside
CF | You are standing on the street outside the Game Hall Emporium. The
CF | main entrance is to the north.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x emporium"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > X EMPORIUM
CF |
CF | This is a grand building made entirely from marble, with a very
CF | luxurious facade. The windows are big, but they don't begin until the
CF | 2nd floor which doesnt appear to belong the the Game Hall Emporium.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x 2nd floor"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > X 2ND FLOOR
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "2nd" means.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | Foyer
CF | This is a very spacious room, very clean by the looks of it. There is
CF | a desk on the west side of the room, with a receptionist behind it.
CF | She is looking down into her paperwork, not paying attention to you.
CF | On the north wall there is a big sign with the words 'GAME HALL
CF | EMPORIUM' brightly lit up in a red border and yellow lamps, in true
CF | Vegas fashion. The main entrance to the south leads out into the
CF | street, and a double glass door to the north.
CF |
CF | You can also see a receptionist here.
CF |
CF | A big man comes walking in through the reception. The receptionist
CF | lets him through the glass doors without a word and continues to the
CF | left. He has a black suit and barely any hair left on his head. He has
CF | a nametag which you can't read as he passes by. He doesn't look at all
CF | interested in you or stopping to talk to you. He barges right past you
CF | and through the doors, then takes a left. He comes back through the
CF | glass doors only a minute later, walking right past you and
CF | dissapearing into the street.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Huh."
Lancelot says, "whats behind those doors..."
Jade exclaims, "wtf!"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x desk"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > X DESK
CF |
CF | It's a big, sturdy wooden desk with a bunch of paper's on top. Behind
CF | the desk is a receptionist.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Back. Reading."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x receptionist"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > X RECEPTIONIST
CF |
CF | The receptionist is a middle-aged woman, who looks like she hasn't
CF | slept in a long time. As the is half dozing at her desk, she luckily
CF | doesn't notice your creepy staring.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask her about mr bell"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > ASK HER ABOUT MR BELL
CF |
CF | "I'm afraid he's not here right now. He comes in to check on the
CF | office every hour. You could come back later to check."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | Oh god, I hope no one was looking while you were walking into a wall.
CF | How silly!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "read papers"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > READ PAPERS
CF |
CF | "What do you think you're doing?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | You can't, since the glass door is closed.
CF |
CF | The man walks past you. The receptionist lets him through the glass
CF | doors without a word. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but barges past
CF | you, through the doors and to the left. He comes back through those
CF | same doors only a minute later. He walks right past you and dissapears
CF | out into the street.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "nice touch... normally NPCs dont comment if you examine them :p"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open glass door"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > OPEN GLASS DOOR
CF |
CF | It seems to be locked.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "I also love the 'No exit in that direction' message."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Outside
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x man"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > X MAN
CF |
CF | The man who has been walking past you is a big white man wearing a
CF | black suit. He barely has any hair left on his head, and he always
CF | carries a name tag and a big cigar. He never stops to talk to you, and
CF | always walks the same path.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tag"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > X TAG
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "tag" means.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x name tag"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > X NAME TAG
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "name" means.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cigar"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > X CIGAR
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "cigar" means.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to man"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > TALK TO MAN
CF |
CF | The man who has been walking past you is a big white man wearing a
CF | black suit. He barely has any hair left on his head, and he always
CF | carries a name tag and a big cigar. He never stops to talk to you, and
CF | always walks the same path.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "follow man"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > FOLLOW MAN
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | Oh, I suppose that's it then. See you later! No? Ok, come back here
CF | then.
CF |
CF | A man walks past you into the building.
CF | That same man walks out again only a few minutes later.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Oh, I suppose that's it then. See you later! No? Ok, come back here
CF | then.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Outside
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Are you trying to get yourself killed? You can't go walking into the
CF | middle of the road like that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | Foyer
CF |
CF | You can also see a receptionist here.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Geez, DW. Get it together."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > Z
CF |
CF | Nothing happens.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says (to Perry), "psh"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Oh god, I hope no one was looking while you were walking into a wall.
CF | How silly!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Foyer
CF | This is a very spacious room, very clean by the looks of it. There is
CF | a desk on the west side of the room, with a receptionist behind it.
CF | She is looking down into her paperwork, not paying attention to you.
CF | On the north wall there is a big sign with the words 'GAME HALL
CF | EMPORIUM' brightly lit up in a red border and yellow lamps, in true
CF | Vegas fashion. The main entrance to the south leads out into the
CF | street, and a double glass door to the north.
CF |
CF | You can also see a receptionist here.
CF |
CF | The man walks past you. The receptionist lets him through the glass
CF | doors without a word. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but barges past
CF | you, through the doors and to the left. He comes back through those
CF | same doors only a minute later. He walks right past you and dissapears
CF | out into the street.
CF |
CF | > Perry asks, "Hmm, can we stop his path?"
DavidW asks, "how?"
DavidW says, "We have no inventory."
Lancelot asks, "we need to distract the receptionist? she lets him in looks like?"
Perry asks, "Unsure. I'd say blocking the way he's going, or maybe we can lock the door?"
Roger asks, "what are we afeared of?"
Jacqueline says, "Fight 'im"
Jacqueline says, "(Kidding)"
DavidW says, "The door is locked"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "touch glass"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > TOUCH GLASS
CF |
CF | You don't feel anything unexpected.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says (to Roger), "Don't know yet."
Perry says, "I mean the door we enter though."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x door"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > X DOOR
CF |
CF | It's a big, thin glass double door. Behind it you can see a big
CF | waiting room. It appears to be empty.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "she"
DavidW says, "The 'other' door isn't there."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "break door"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > BREAK DOOR
CF |
CF | Violence isn't the answer to this one.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "ask her about man"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > ASK HER ABOUT MAN
CF |
CF | "God, that sounds mind-numbingly boring. Is there anything interesting
CF | I can help you with?"
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "ask her about hall"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > ASK HER ABOUT HALL
CF |
CF | "God, that sounds mind-numbingly boring. Is there anything interesting
CF | I can help you with?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask her about herself"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > ASK HER ABOUT HERSELF
CF |
CF | "God, that sounds mind-numbingly boring. Is there anything interesting
CF | I can help you with?"
CF |
CF | The man walks past you. The receptionist lets him through the glass
CF | doors without a word. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but barges past
CF | you, through the doors and to the left. He comes back through those
CF | same doors only a minute later. He walks right past you and dissapears
CF | out into the street.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "ah some response..."
DavidW says, "no, still the default"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask her about vegas"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > ASK HER ABOUT VEGAS
CF |
CF | "God, that sounds mind-numbingly boring. Is there anything interesting
CF | I can help you with?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tell her about me"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > TELL HER ABOUT ME
CF |
CF | This provokes no reaction.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask her about bell"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > ASK HER ABOUT BELL
CF |
CF | "I'm afraid he's not here right now. He comes in to check on the
CF | office every hour. You could come back later to check."
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "ask her about door?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask her about door"
CF ] Foyerde
CF |
CF | > ASK HER ABOUT DOOR
CF |
CF | "Let me get that for you," says the receptionist, unlocking the door.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Waiting Room
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF | You are the only one in the waiting room. There are a dozen or so
CF | chairs along the walls, and an announcement board on the north wall.
CF | The reception is through the glass door to the south. There is an open
CF | door to the west leading to a long corridor. There is a wooden door to
CF | the north, and another room to the east.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "thanks"
Lancelot says, "yay"
Perry says, "Hardest puzzle ever."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x board"
CF ] Waiting Room
CF |
CF | > X BOARD
CF |
CF | It's cluttered with a million posters of different shows and
CF | performances that have been covered up with other posters. None of
CF | these are from the 21st century. A few are still distinguishable.
CF |
CF | The man walks past you, headed for the corridor. The receptionist lets
CF | him through the glass doors. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but
CF | barges past you into the office at the end of the hallway. He comes
CF | back out the same door only a few seconds later. He starts walking
CF | back to the waiting room and dissapears out through the reception and
CF | into the street.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "lol"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] CorridorRoom
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | Corridor
CF | This is quite a bland corridor. Then again, maybe you wouldn't expect
CF | much more from a corridor. A thick red mat is covering the entire
CF | floor. To the north is an open door leading to a locker room, and to
CF | the south there's a door with the letters 'WC'. You can see another
CF | room further down the corridor to the west, but can't quite make it
CF | out from here. To the east lies the waiting room.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "This is fun."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x mat"
CF ] CorridorRoom
CF |
CF | > X MAT
CF |
CF | It's a big, thick red mat. It's way too heavy to lift or move, and is
CF | visibly darker in the center where people have walked a lot.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "(Sorry. That was mean. I am a meanie.)"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | Far End of Corridor
CF | This is quite a bland corridor, but then again maybe you wouldn't
CF | expect much more from a corridor. A thick red mat is covering the
CF | entire floor. There is a black door to the north, and a few sheets of
CF | paper hanging on the outside of it. The beginning of the corridor is
CF | to the east.
CF |
CF | The door is shut.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x paper"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > X PAPER
CF |
CF | It's a schedule for a Mr Bell. It's divided into multiple pages, but
CF | they all follow the structure of Mr Bell arriving every hour at XX:53,
CF | checking in on his office at XX:55, then leaving a few minutes later.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | You can't, since the office door is closed.
CF |
CF | >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "time"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > TIME
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "What if this is like the Prongleman Job and it's looking at the real time?"
Jacqueline exclaims, "Then it's almost time!"
DavidW says, "It's 14:49 now"
Perry says, "I mean if it's Z-machine I don't think it can."
DavidW says, "I dunno. But yes, it's Z-machine and PunyInform as well."
Perry says, "But I'm not sure how much time is happening in one turn. I suspect the man would be him, then."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN DOOR
CF |
CF | It seems to be locked.
CF |
CF | The man walks past you, headed for the office at the end of the
CF | corridor. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but barges past you into the
CF | office at the end of the hallway. He comes back out the same door only
CF | a few seconds later. He starts walking back to the waiting room and
CF | dissapears out into the reception.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | You can't, since the office door is closed.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN DOOR
CF |
CF | It seems to be locked.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "hmm he comes and goes in a single turn"
DavidW says, "I know."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x papers"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > X PAPERS
CF |
CF | It's a schedule for a Mr Bell. It's divided into multiple pages, but
CF | they all follow the structure of Mr Bell arriving every hour at XX:53,
CF | checking in on his office at XX:55, then leaving a few minutes later.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "can we do something with that schedule?"
Knight_Otu says, "Time must go fast if the man is Bell."
DavidW says, "I think we should wait a minute until it's 14:43 in real time"
DavidW says, "er 14:53"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take schedule"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE SCHEDULE
CF |
CF | That's fixed in place.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN DOOR
CF |
CF | It seems to be locked.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "knock on door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > KNOCK ON DOOR
CF |
CF | You knock on the door, but there is no response.
CF |
CF | The man walks past you, headed for the office at the end of the
CF | corridor. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but barges past you into the
CF | office at the end of the hallway. He comes back out the same door only
CF | a few seconds later. He starts walking back to the waiting room and
CF | dissapears out into the reception.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "knock on door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > KNOCK ON DOOR
CF |
CF | You knock on the door, but there is no response.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN DOOR
CF |
CF | It seems to be locked.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I guess that's not it."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Far End of Corridor
CF | This is quite a bland corridor, but then again maybe you wouldn't
CF | expect much more from a corridor. A thick red mat is covering the
CF | entire floor. There is a black door to the north, and a few sheets of
CF | paper hanging on the outside of it. The beginning of the corridor is
CF | to the east.
CF |
CF | The door is shut.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "I guess scope out the rest of the available geography?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Corridorof Corridor
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Corridor
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Toiletsrof Corridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | If I could find a suitable urinal, that'd be nice.
CF |
CF | Toilets
CF | This is a very clean bathroom. There are seven bathroom urinals along
CF | the west wall. Urinals 3 and 6 are in use. The door you came in
CF | through is to the north.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x urinals"
CF ] Toiletsrof Corridor
CF |
CF | > X URINALS
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "urinals" means.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x urinal"
CF ] Toiletsrof Corridor
CF |
CF | > X URINAL
CF |
CF | They are old urinals, and while they haven't been changed for a long
CF | time, they've still been kept clean and in great condition.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "ok adventures, let's find the key"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "use urinal 4"
CF ] Toiletsrof Corridor
CF |
CF | > USE URINAL 4
CF |
CF | Why would I think it's a good idea to seat myself right between the
CF | other gentlemen, slightly closer to one than another?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "use urinal 7"
CF ] Toiletsrof Corridor
CF |
CF | > USE URINAL 7
CF |
CF | Let's take the time to go to the far end of the room only to bother
CF | some poor man trying to mind his own business. How cruel can I be?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "use urinal 5"
CF ] Toiletsrof Corridor
CF |
CF | > USE URINAL 5
CF |
CF | Skipping the fourth urinal to instead go and harass this poor man who
CF | is even further away would be incredibly rude.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "lol"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "use urinal 3"
CF ] Toiletsrof Corridor
CF |
CF | > USE URINAL 3
CF |
CF | Maybe if it wasn't already taken...
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "use urinal 1"
CF ] Toiletsrof Corridor
CF |
CF | > USE URINAL 1
CF |
CF | The closest one to the door? Do I really want everyone who opens that
CF | door to see ME before they see anything else? God, what a horrible
CF | pick!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "use urinal 2"
CF ] Toiletsrof Corridor
CF |
CF | > USE URINAL 2
CF |
CF | Stand next to another person and pick the next closest urinal to the
CF | door at that? Terrible decision.
CF |
CF | And people keep questioning why I have decidophobia in the first
CF | place...
CF | Public restrooms are a trap!
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "lol"
DavidW says, "DECIDOPHOBIA"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Toiletsrof Corridor
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Toilets
CF | This is a very clean bathroom. There are seven bathroom urinals along
CF | the west wall. Urinals 3 and 6 are in use. The door you came in
CF | through is to the north.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "That is not a thing, is it? Or at least, it's not called that."
Knight_Otu says, "Decision paralysis"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Corridorof Corridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | Corridor
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Locker RoomCorridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | Locker Room
CF | This room is packed with lockers. It's as someone tried to fit as many
CF | lockers as they could into as small a space as possible. The floor is
CF | coverered in an old stiff rug. The door you came in through is to the
CF | south.
CF |
CF | >
Knight_Otu goes home.
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x rug"
CF ] Locker RoomCorridor
CF |
CF | > X RUG
CF |
CF | It looks really old, yet really cheap. It's covering the whole floor,
CF | and looks like something used to cover up the floor rather than a
CF | decorative mat.
CF |
CF | >
Knight_Otu has arrived.
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "move rug"
CF ] Locker RoomCorridor
CF |
CF | > MOVE RUG
CF |
CF | That's fixed in place.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x lockers"
CF ] Locker RoomCorridor
CF |
CF | > X LOCKERS
CF |
CF | They are standard lockers, the walls have a grey color to them and the
CF | tall doors share a metallic red. Almost all of them are locked either
CF | with zipties or padlocks. One locker stands out from the rest, having
CF | no lock and being slightly ajar.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "look under rug?"
Lancelot says, "ah"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look in locker"
CF ] Locker RoomCorridor
CF |
CF | > LOOK IN LOCKER
CF |
CF | You can't see inside, since the locker is closed.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open locker"
CF ] Locker RoomCorridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN LOCKER
CF |
CF | Opening the locker brings a cloud of dust out with it.
CF | Inside of it you see a dusty old suit.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x suit"
CF ] Locker RoomCorridor
CF |
CF | > X SUIT
CF |
CF | It's a grey suit, and looks much like something a gameshow host would
CF | wear. It looks very old, like it has been forgotten in here for years.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take it"
CF ] Locker RoomCorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE IT
CF |
CF | You should probably leave this here. It looks like it could use some
CF | well deserved rest. Lifting it slightly, it does look like there is
CF | something in one of the pockets.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look in pocket"
CF ] Locker RoomCorridor
CF |
CF | > LOOK IN POCKET
CF |
CF | In the pocket you find a keycard, which looks well preserved in
CF | comparison to the dusty suit.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take keycard"
CF ] Locker RoomCorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE KEYCARD
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x it"
CF ] Locker RoomCorridor
CF |
CF | > X IT
CF |
CF | It's a small plastic card with a black strip on the back. On the front
CF | of it, there is picture of a man in his mid 30s, with a funny
CF | patterned tie and a checkered suit. He has black hair and a big smile.
CF | The name on the card is 'Mr Hall'.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] CorridoroomCorridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Corridor
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | The door is shut.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | You can't, since the office door is closed.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "unlock door with keycard"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEYCARD
CF |
CF | The keycard doesn't seem to fit the lock.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > DOOR
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > X DOOR
CF |
CF | A slightly oversized black painted wooden door. It feels thicker than
CF | the other doors in the building.
CF |
CF | The man walks past you, headed for the office at the end of the
CF | corridor. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but barges past you into the
CF | office at the end of the hallway. He comes back out the same door only
CF | a few seconds later. He starts walking back to the waiting room and
CF | dissapears out into the reception.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "no mention of card reader or keyhole. Just that the door feels thicker."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Corridorof Corridor
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Corridor
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF | You are the only one in the waiting room. There are a dozen or so
CF | chairs along the walls, and an announcement board on the north wall.
CF | The reception is through the glass door to the south. There is an open
CF | door to the west leading to a long corridor. There is a wooden door to
CF | the north, and another room to the east.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Break Room
CF | This is your average break room. A dozen chairs are sloppily placed
CF | around four tables, and the eastern wall is covered in empty shelves
CF | and an old microwave. In the middle of the room stands two tall, round
CF | tables. One has a black suitcase on it and the other has a small plate
CF | with a pill. An old recording plays over the P.A. system: 'One of
CF | these could be yours today! On the left is a pill able to remove all
CF | of your fears and phobias for the rest of your life! On the right, a
CF | brief filled with a million dollars! Which one will you pick?'
CF |
CF | You can see a pill and a briefcase (which is closed) here.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "I'm curious if it's that easy to tell what the comparative thickness of a closed door is."
Perry says, "Hahaha, our character won't be able to decide which to take."
DavidW says, "oh god"
DavidW says, "You might be right."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x microwave"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > X MICROWAVE
CF |
CF | It's a really old microwave that hasn't been dusted in a long time.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline shakes her head.
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open it"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN IT
CF |
CF | You open the microwave, revealing nothing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x pill"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > X PILL
CF |
CF | It's a deep red, very ordinary looking pill. It rests on a blue velvet
CF | cushion, like jewelry does.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cushion"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > X CUSHION
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "cushion" means.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x case"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > X CASE
CF |
CF | It's a clean, black briefcase. It's labeled '$1,000,000'
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open it"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN IT
CF |
CF | You open the briefcase, revealing a pile of money.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x money"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > X MONEY
CF |
CF | The money is divided into 25 piles of $100 bills, leaving each stack
CF | to hold 400 bills.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Math checks out."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take case"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE CASE
CF |
CF | But in taking this money I would lose out on the pill... Why would I
CF | make such a decision?
CF | I really need that pill to get rid of my phobia.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take pill"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE PILL
CF |
CF | But then I would lose out on the $1,000,000... Why would I make such a
CF | descision?
CF | I could really use that money.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "take case and pill"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE CASE AND PILL
CF |
CF | briefcase: But in taking this money I would lose out on the pill...
CF | Why would I make such a decision?
CF | I really need that pill to get rid of my phobia.
CF | pill: But then I would lose out on the $1,000,000... Why would I make
CF | such a descision?
CF | I could really use that money.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "lol"
Perry says, "t worth a shot"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take table"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE TABLE
CF |
CF | Do you mean the lunch tables or the item tables?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "item"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > ITEM
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "what a twist"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take item tables"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE ITEM TABLES
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "item" means.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put pill in case"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > PUT PILL IN CASE
CF |
CF | (first taking the pill)
CF | But then I would lose out on the $1,000,000... Why would I make such a
CF | descision?
CF | I could really use that money.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Break Room
CF | This is your average break room. A dozen chairs are sloppily placed
CF | around four tables, and the eastern wall is covered in empty shelves
CF | and an old microwave. In the middle of the room stands two tall, round
CF | tables. One has a black suitcase on it and the other has a small plate
CF | with a pill. An old recording plays over the P.A. system: 'One of
CF | these could be yours today! On the left is a pill able to remove all
CF | of your fears and phobias for the rest of your life! On the right, a
CF | brief filled with a million dollars! Which one will you pick?'
CF |
CF | You can see a pill and a briefcase (which contains a pile of money)
CF | here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF |
CF | The man walks past you, headed for the corridor. The receptionist lets
CF | him through the glass doors. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but
CF | barges past you into the office at the end of the hallway. He comes
CF | back out the same door only a few seconds later. He starts walking
CF | back to the waiting room and dissapears out through the reception and
CF | into the street.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | You can't, since the wooden door is closed.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open door"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN DOOR
CF |
CF | Do you mean the wooden door or the glass door?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wooden"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > WOODEN
CF |
CF | It seems to be locked.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x it"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X IT
CF |
CF | It's a sturdy door with no windows. It has a brownish wooden tint to
CF | it, and on the front of it the letters 'M.H.' are written on a sign.
CF | There's a handle and to the left of it a device with a slot to
CF | presumably swipe some sort of key card.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "swipe card"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > SWIPE CARD
CF |
CF | I think you wanted to say "swipe card in something". Please try again.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "we're really good at door-appraisal"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "swipe card in device"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > SWIPE CARD IN DEVICE
CF |
CF | You swipe the keycard, which unlocks the wooden door.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open door"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN DOOR
CF |
CF | Do you mean the wooden door or the glass door?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wooden"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > WOODEN
CF |
CF | You open the wooden door.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | Contest Room
CF | There is a yellow door on the north wall. It has the number 2 drawn
CF | onto it. There are two giant sheets hanging on the north wall, one on
CF | each side of the door. There is a man standing to the right of the
CF | sheet on the far right. He hasn't noticed you yet. The door that you
CF | entered through is to the south.
CF |
CF | You can also see a gameshow host here.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Oh dear, a game show just would kill us."
DavidW says, "It's the monty hall setup."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x host"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X HOST
CF |
CF | He's a middle-aged man in a cheap suit, his eyes look tired but
CF | routined but his mouth is stuck in a big smile giving him one of those
CF | very punchable faces. He looks as if he has been doing his job for a
CF | very long time.
CF |
CF | "Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in. How would YOU like a chance to win
CF | a BRAND NEW CAR?" The man proceeds to pull down the sheets on the
CF | sides, revealing two additional doors. The man continues, "Behind one
CF | these three doors is a brand new sports car, but the other two doors
CF | hold nothing but a goat each. Take your pick, good sir!"
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Oh, well that's easy. You switch."
Jacqueline says, "heh"
Perry says, "2/3 chance for a new car, easy peasy."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pick 2"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > PICK 2
CF |
CF | Oh god, why would I ever do that to myself? What kind of psychopath
CF | would just... pick something? Make a decision?
CF | Maybe if it werent for my phobia.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pick 1"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > PICK 1
CF |
CF | Oh god, why would I ever do that to myself? What kind of psychopath
CF | would just... pick something? Make a decision?
CF | Maybe if it werent for my phobia.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "; Thats the Monty Hall thing... and"
Roger says, "this is why Batman was always punching Two-Face in both his faces"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x door 1"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X DOOR 1
CF |
CF | It's a big, blue door with the number 1 drawn onto it in black.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x door 3"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X DOOR 3
CF |
CF | It's a big, red door with the number 3 drawn onto it in black.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "ah. The 'M.H.' earlier was 'Monty Hall'."
Jacqueline says, "ah"
DavidW asks, "How do we break this impasse?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF |
CF | The man walks past you, headed for the corridor. The receptionist lets
CF | him through the glass doors. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but
CF | barges past you into the office at the end of the hallway. He comes
CF | back out the same door only a few seconds later. He starts walking
CF | back to the waiting room and dissapears out through the reception and
CF | into the street.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "for sure"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wait"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > WAIT
CF |
CF | Nothing happens.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x board"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X BOARD
CF |
CF | It's cluttered with a million posters of different shows and
CF | performances that have been covered up with other posters. None of
CF | these are from the 21st century. A few are still distinguishable.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x posters"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X POSTERS
CF |
CF | You can distinguish a few different ones from the mess.
CF | 'The Beatles, Britain's Fabulous Disc Stars!' - Aug 12th 1969
CF | 'Led Zeppelin, With their NEW HIT "Stairway to Heaven"!' - March 5th
CF | 1971
CF | 'THE EAGLES ON TOUR! NEW ALBUM "The Long Run"! SEE THEM THIS WEEKEND!'
CF | - September 23rd 1979
CF | 'Nirvana skyrocketing to the top! "Smells Like Teen Spirit", listen to
CF | it now!' - August 16th 1992
CF |
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Wear a blindfold, whirl around, point at random."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x posters"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X POSTERS
CF |
CF | You can distinguish a few different ones from the mess.
CF | 'The Beatles, Britain's Fabulous Disc Stars!' - Aug 12th 1969
CF | 'Led Zeppelin, With their NEW HIT "Stairway to Heaven"!' - March 5th
CF | 1971
CF | 'THE EAGLES ON TOUR! NEW ALBUM "The Long Run"! SEE THEM THIS WEEKEND!'
CF | - September 23rd 1979
CF | 'Nirvana skyrocketing to the top! "Smells Like Teen Spirit", listen to
CF | it now!' - August 16th 1992
CF |
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take beatles"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE BEATLES
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "beatles" means.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I'm not seeing any obvious clue from the posters."
Jade says, "dates and capitals"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Break Room
CF |
CF | You can see a pill and a briefcase (which contains a pile of money)
CF | here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search money"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > SEARCH MONEY
CF |
CF | You find nothing special.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take money"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE MONEY
CF |
CF | But in taking this money I would lose out on the pill... Why would I
CF | make such a decision?
CF | I really need that pill to get rid of my phobia.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "listen"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > LISTEN
CF |
CF | You hear nothing unexpected.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Break Room
CF | This is your average break room. A dozen chairs are sloppily placed
CF | around four tables, and the eastern wall is covered in empty shelves
CF | and an old microwave. In the middle of the room stands two tall, round
CF | tables. One has a black suitcase on it and the other has a small plate
CF | with a pill. An old recording plays over the P.A. system: 'One of
CF | these could be yours today! On the left is a pill able to remove all
CF | of your fears and phobias for the rest of your life! On the right, a
CF | brief filled with a million dollars! Which one will you pick?'
CF |
CF | You can see a pill and a briefcase (which contains a pile of money)
CF | here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x shelves"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > X SHELVES
CF |
CF | They are nothing spectacular, but they do the job.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tables"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > X TABLES
CF |
CF | Do you mean the lunch tables or the item tables?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "lunch"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > LUNCH
CF |
CF | They are far from luxurious. They look like lunch tables from a
CF | school.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x chairs"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > X CHAIRS
CF |
CF | They look about ready to fall apart at any moment. These look like
CF | they could uphold some kind of standard a long time ago.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sit on chairs"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > SIT ON CHAIRS
CF |
CF | That doesn't seem to be something you can enter.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take chair"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE CHAIR
CF |
CF | That's fixed in place.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look under item tables"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > LOOK UNDER ITEM TABLES
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "item" means.
CF |
CF | > Roger asks, "hmmm does inform still do random selection if you enter a command like "PICK A DOOR" ?"
DavidW says, "I dunno."
DavidW says, "I didn't know Inform did that."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pick an item"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > PICK AN ITEM
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Break Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | Oh god, I hope no one was looking while you were walking into a wall.
CF | How silly!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | The sheets have been hung up on the wall again, and the host seems to
CF | have lost his concentration again. He doesn't notice you come in.
CF | Contest Room
CF |
CF | You can also see a gameshow host here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pick a door"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > PICK A DOOR
CF |
CF | Do you mean the yellow door or the wooden door?
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "I think it will if they're quasi-indistinguishable"
DavidW says, "pick a prize door"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pick a prize door"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > PICK A PRIZE DOOR
CF |
CF |
CF | "Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in. How would YOU like a chance to win
CF | a BRAND NEW CAR?" The man proceeds to pull down the sheets on the
CF | sides, revealing two additional doors. The man continues, "Behind one
CF | these three doors is a brand new sports car, but the other two doors
CF | hold nothing but a goat each. Take your pick, good sir!"
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask host about car"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > ASK HOST ABOUT CAR
CF |
CF | "That's a great question, but would you please hold that for just a
CF | second? We can talk about it after we're done here."
CF |
CF | > Jade asks, "choose?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask host about goat"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > ASK HOST ABOUT GOAT
CF |
CF | "That's a great question, but would you please hold that for just a
CF | second? We can talk about it after we're done here."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "choose door"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > CHOOSE DOOR
CF |
CF | Do you mean the red door, the blue door, the yellow door or the wooden
CF | door?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wooden door"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > WOODEN DOOR
CF |
CF | Oh god, why would I ever do that to myself? What kind of psychopath
CF | would just... pick something? Make a decision?
CF | Maybe if it werent for my phobia.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x phobia"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X PHOBIA
CF |
CF | Examining your own phobia...
CF |
CF | Decidophobia [decide + Gr. phobos, fear] - Fear of making decisions
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "argh"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop it"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > DROP IT
CF |
CF | Examining your own phobia...
CF |
CF | Decidophobia [decide + Gr. phobos, fear] - Fear of making decisions
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "heh"
Jacqueline says, "Nice try"
Perry says, "drop no tea"
Jade says, "clear enoug now"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] CorridorRoomorridor
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | Corridor
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] CorridorRoomorridor
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Corridor
CF | This is quite a bland corridor. Then again, maybe you wouldn't expect
CF | much more from a corridor. A thick red mat is covering the entire
CF | floor. To the north is an open door leading to a locker room, and to
CF | the south there's a door with the letters 'WC'. You can see another
CF | room further down the corridor to the west, but can't quite make it
CF | out from here. To the east lies the waiting room.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | The door is shut.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Far End of Corridor
CF | This is quite a bland corridor, but then again maybe you wouldn't
CF | expect much more from a corridor. A thick red mat is covering the
CF | entire floor. There is a black door to the north, and a few sheets of
CF | paper hanging on the outside of it. The beginning of the corridor is
CF | to the east.
CF |
CF | The door is shut.
CF |
CF | The man walks past you, headed for the office at the end of the
CF | corridor. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but barges past you into the
CF | office at the end of the hallway. He comes back out the same door only
CF | a few seconds later. He starts walking back to the waiting room and
CF | dissapears out into the reception.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x papers"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > X PAPERS
CF |
CF | It's a schedule for a Mr Bell. It's divided into multiple pages, but
CF | they all follow the structure of Mr Bell arriving every hour at XX:53,
CF | checking in on his office at XX:55, then leaving a few minutes later.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "Get papers"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wait until XX:53"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > WAIT UNTIL XX:53
CF |
CF | I only understood you as far as "wait" but then you lost me.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get papers"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > GET PAPERS
CF |
CF | That's fixed in place.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "Tried that earlier."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look under papers"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > LOOK UNDER PAPERS
CF |
CF | Wow, you sure know how to look natural...
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Geeze, game."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Corridorof Corridor
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Corridor
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF |
CF | The man walks past you, headed for the corridor. The receptionist lets
CF | him through the glass doors. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but
CF | barges past you into the office at the end of the hallway. He comes
CF | back out the same door only a few seconds later. He starts walking
CF | back to the waiting room and dissapears out through the reception and
CF | into the street.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Foyerng Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Foyer
CF |
CF | You can also see a receptionist here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask receptionist about decidophobia"
CF ] Foyerng Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > ASK RECEPTIONIST ABOUT DECIDOPHOBIA
CF |
CF | "God, that sounds mind-numbingly boring. Is there anything interesting
CF | I can help you with?"
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "perhaps with the pill we can do something in wc"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask receptionist about phobia"
CF ] Foyerng Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > ASK RECEPTIONIST ABOUT PHOBIA
CF |
CF | "God, that sounds mind-numbingly boring. Is there anything interesting
CF | I can help you with?"
CF |
CF | > DavidW says (to Jade), "we can't take the pill."
DavidW says, "I'm at a loss."
DavidW says, "I don't know what to do now."
Perry says, "I'm wondering if there's something we can do to make it not a decision. Something along the lines of taking both things at once."
Jade asks, "arent we cattying the pill?"
Jade says, "carrying"
Perry says, "Nope"
DavidW says, "no"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Foyerng Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You're carrying a keycard.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "we don't need the car anymore"
DavidW asks, "Because we took the plane to get to Vegas?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | The sheets have been hung up on the wall again, and the host seems to
CF | have lost his concentration again. He doesn't notice you come in.
CF | Contest Room
CF |
CF | You can also see a gameshow host here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open 2"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN 2
CF |
CF | The man closes the door again.
CF |
CF |
CF | "Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in. How would YOU like a chance to win
CF | a BRAND NEW CAR?" The man proceeds to pull down the sheets on the
CF | sides, revealing two additional doors. The man continues, "Behind one
CF | these three doors is a brand new sports car, but the other two doors
CF | hold nothing but a goat each. Take your pick, good sir!"
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "becouse MH door is already open."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "close wooden door"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > CLOSE WOODEN DOOR
CF |
CF | You close the wooden door.
CF |
CF | "Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in. How would YOU like a chance to win
CF | a BRAND NEW CAR?" The man proceeds to pull down the sheets on the
CF | sides, revealing two additional doors. The man continues, "Behind one
CF | these three doors is a brand new sports car, but the other two doors
CF | hold nothing but a goat each. Take your pick, good sir!"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sheets"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X SHEETS
CF |
CF | They are very thick sheets, almost like thick blankets. With the sheer
CF | size and weight of them they would be practically impossible to drag
CF | or lift by hand.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search sheets"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > SEARCH SHEETS
CF |
CF | You find nothing special.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "can we interact with the host somehow"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open wooden door"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN WOODEN DOOR
CF |
CF | You open the wooden door.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "Can I get a more explicit direction?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hit host"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > HIT HOST
CF |
CF | The host stares at you as you walk up. Already alerted of your
CF | intention, he sidesteps your attack with ease.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "kiss host"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > KISS HOST
CF |
CF | Keep your mind on the game.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "bribe host"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > BRIBE HOST
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "lol"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cover host with sheets"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > COVER HOST WITH SHEETS
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search sheets"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > SEARCH SHEETS
CF |
CF | You find nothing special.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "open a door?"
Perry says, "Can't, decision paralysis."
DavidW says, "If the host failed to notice us at all, doors 1 and 3 wouldn't be visible and we could open door 2."
Perry says, "Ooooo"
Lancelot says, "oh yeah right"
Perry says, "I bet that's it"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "then there would be only once choice"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > Z
CF |
CF | Nothing happens.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | The sheets have been hung up on the wall again, and the host seems to
CF | have lost his concentration again. He doesn't notice you come in.
CF | Contest Room
CF |
CF | You can also see a gameshow host here.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "but that would mean door 2 is the right door?"
DavidW asks, "Does it matter?"
Perry says, "It'd just mean it's the door we open, really."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "quietly open door 2"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > QUIETLY OPEN DOOR 2
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hide behind sheets"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > HIDE BEHIND SHEETS
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hit host"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > HIT HOST
CF |
CF | "Ouch! That's rude, and seemingly uncalled for. You really brought the
CF | joy out of this for me..."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hit host"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > HIT HOST
CF |
CF | "WHAT WAS THAT FOR???"
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "aha"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hit host"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > HIT HOST
CF |
CF | "WHAT WAS THAT FOR???"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open door 2"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN DOOR 2
CF |
CF | You open the yellow door.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Prize Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | Prize Room
CF | Behind the door you find no car, but a small table stood upon what
CF | appears to be a pedestal the size of a car. To the south of you is the
CF | entrance to the room.
CF |
CF | You can also see a keychain and a letter here.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "maybe host is now distracted?"
Lancelot says, "oh nwm"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x keychain"
CF ] Prize Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > X KEYCHAIN
CF |
CF | There are two keys on the chain. One car key and one matte black key.
CF | The matte black key is possibly slightly oversized.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "yay"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x letter"
CF ] Prize Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > X LETTER
CF |
CF | It's a hand-written letter to Gamm Bell. It reads: 'It appears we've
CF | run into a bit of a pickle regarding the whole car situation... Me and
CF | the guys crashed it into a lamp post last night, but I'm sure we can
CF | fix it. Anyways, you can have your keys back. They're no fun without
CF | the car.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take all"
CF ] Prize Roomomorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE ALL
CF |
CF | keychain: Taken.
CF | letter: Taken.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Darn."
Lancelot says, "lol no car anyways"
Perry exclaims, ""What was that for" That was for exploiting years of poor mathematical understanding of a not actually that complicated problem, resulting in years of arguments and pages upon pages of debate over your dumb show!"
Perry exclaims, "YOU ALWAYS SWITCH!"
DavidW says, "s"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Contest Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Contest Room
CF |
CF | You can also see a gameshow host here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You're carrying a letter, a keychain and a keycard.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x keychain"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X KEYCHAIN
CF |
CF | There are two keys on the chain. One car key and one matte black key.
CF | The matte black key is possibly slightly oversized.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x black key"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X BLACK KEY
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "black" means.
CF |
CF | The man walks past you, headed for the corridor. The receptionist lets
CF | him through the glass doors. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but
CF | barges past you into the office at the end of the hallway. He comes
CF | back out the same door only a few seconds later. He starts walking
CF | back to the waiting room and dissapears out through the reception and
CF | into the street.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "yeah I know the theory... always switch because that improves your chances from 1/.3 to 1/2"
Jade says, "black door for sure"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x matte key"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X MATTE KEY
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "matte" means.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] CorridorRoomorridor
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | Corridor
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > W
CF |
CF | Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | The door is shut.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "unlock door"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "unlock door with keychain"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEYCHAIN
CF |
CF | You unlock the office door.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | You can't, since the office door is closed.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN DOOR
CF |
CF | You open the office door.
CF | A big man comes walking through the corridor. It looks like he is
CF | headed for the office. He has a black suit and barely any hair left on
CF | his head. His name tag reads 'Gamm Bell', and he has a big cigar in
CF | his mouth. He looks at the open office door, then looks at you for a
CF | split second, then starts walking towards you and grabs you by the
CF | neck. 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE'. There is nothing that you can do
CF | against this giant as he drags you out through the reception and
CF | throws you out into the street. He personally guarantees that you're
CF | not coming back in any time soon. You're forced to go home
CF | empty-handed.
CF |
CF |
CF | *** You lost your opportunity ***
CF |
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT? Perry exclaims, "We win!!"
DavidW says, "no, we lost"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > Z
CF |
CF | Nothing happens.
CF |
CF | The man walks past you, headed for the office at the end of the
CF | corridor. He doesn't stop to talk to you, but barges past you into the
CF | office at the end of the hallway. He comes back out the same door only
CF | a few seconds later. He starts walking back to the waiting room and
CF | dissapears out into the reception.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "sounds more like we missed something"
Perry says, "I think we just had unlucky timing."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN DOOR
CF |
CF | It seems to be locked.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "unlock door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > UNLOCK DOOR
CF |
CF | I think you wanted to say "unlock office door with something". Please
CF | try again.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "unlock door with keychain"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEYCHAIN
CF |
CF | You unlock the office door.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | You can't, since the office door is closed.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open door"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN DOOR
CF |
CF | You open the office door.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > N
CF |
CF | It would probably be a good idea to make sure you don't leave any
CF | marks here.
CF | Boss' Office
CF | It's a very impressive office. The door you came in through is to the
CF | south. On the west wall there is a very big cabinet, which appears to
CF | be empty. At the back of the room is a desk covered with paperwork. On
CF | the desk is a computer monitor, an old one. There is a painting on the
CF | east wall.
CF |
CF | The office door is open. Looking through it, you can see the bland
CF | corridor outside.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cf14"
CF | >
CF | > SAVE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to write: Lancelot says, "yeah how many moves is a cycle? looks like timing is important"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF | Ok.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x paperwork"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > X PAPERWORK
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "paperwork" means.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search desk"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > SEARCH DESK
CF |
CF | The desk is empty.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x painting"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > X PAINTING
CF |
CF | The painting depicts a box of chocolates. It's a white chocolate box
CF | with a feather on top. It looks very pretty, yet it's still only
CF | attached with a nail in the upper left corner.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Safe behind the painting."
Knight_Otu says, "Empty with paperwork."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "yeah pull it push it rotate it?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "move painting"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > MOVE PAINTING
CF |
CF | It can't be pushed, since a nail is holding it to the wall.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Probably rotate."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take painting"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > TAKE PAINTING
CF |
CF | Afraid that's not possible, as it's nailed into the wall.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn painting"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > TURN PAINTING
CF |
CF | You turn the painting in a clockwise motion, revealing a small lock
CF | with three dials (0-9).
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Callllllled it."
Lancelot says, "yeah rotate? its attached to a corner"
Lancelot says, "ah"
Jade asks, "dates?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | The office door is open. Behind the door lies the boss' office.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "RESTORE"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cf14"
CF | >
CF | > RESTORE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to read:
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF | Ok.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Oh god, I hope no one was looking while you were walking into a wall.
CF | How silly!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | The office door is open. Behind the door lies the boss' office.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Corridorof Corridor
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Corridor
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Waiting Room
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x posters"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X POSTERS
CF |
CF | You can distinguish a few different ones from the mess.
CF | 'The Beatles, Britain's Fabulous Disc Stars!' - Aug 12th 1969
CF | 'Led Zeppelin, With their NEW HIT "Stairway to Heaven"!' - March 5th
CF | 1971
CF | 'THE EAGLES ON TOUR! NEW ALBUM "The Long Run"! SEE THEM THIS WEEKEND!'
CF | - September 23rd 1979
CF | 'Nirvana skyrocketing to the top! "Smells Like Teen Spirit", listen to
CF | it now!' - August 16th 1992
CF |
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "8, 3, 9, 8"
Perry says, "Three dials thuogh."
Perry says, "Though, even."
Jade says, "..."
DavidW says, "I don't see an obvious three digits in this mess."
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "x nirvana"
CF ] Waiting Roomorridor
CF |
CF | > X NIRVANA
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "nirvana" means.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Hrm."
Perry says, "Is there any chance we can hide in the office and see what he does? I have a feeling that isn't the solution and figuring out the code from something else is, though."
DavidW says, "maybe"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "RESTORE"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cf14"
CF | >
CF | > RESTORE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to read:
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF | Ok.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hide under desk"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > HIDE UNDER DESK
CF |
CF | That is not a verb I recognize.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get under desk"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > GET UNDER DESK
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Boss' Office
CF | It's a very impressive office. The door you came in through is to the
CF | south. On the west wall there is a very big cabinet, which appears to
CF | be empty. At the back of the room is a desk covered with paperwork. On
CF | the desk is a computer monitor, an old one. There is a painting on the
CF | east wall.
CF |
CF | The office door is open. Looking through it, you can see the bland
CF | corridor outside.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x computer"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > X COMPUTER
CF |
CF | It's an old, dusty monitor with way too many post-it notes stuck to
CF | it. All of the post it notes seem to be about numbers.
CF | The door opens and in comes a big man. He has a black suit and barely
CF | any hair left on his head. His nametag reads 'Gamm Bell', and he has a
CF | big cigar in his mouth. He looks at you for a split second, then
CF | starts walking towards you and grabs you by the neck. There is nothing
CF | that you can do against this giant as he drags you out through the
CF | reception and throws you out into the street. He personally guarantees
CF | that you're not coming back in any time soon. You're forced to go home
CF | empty-handed.
CF |
CF |
CF | *** You lost your opportunity ***
CF |
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT? Jacqueline exclaims, "!"
Perry asks, "Cabinet?"
Perry says, "Oh, post it notes about numbers."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "RESTORE"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cf14"
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT?
CF | > RESTORE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to read:
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF | Ok.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x notes"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > X NOTES
CF |
CF | The post it notes read:
CF | The sum of the individual numbers in the sum of the individual digits
CF | is 9.
CF | The first digit is not the highest one nor is it the lowest.
CF | Only one digit is prime.
CF | The digits have a total of two enclosed areas.
CF | The sum of two digits is equal to the sum of all digits divided by
CF | two.
CF | The sum of all digits is in the range of 12-24.
CF | There is at least one odd and one even digit.
CF | The middle digit is the highest of the three.
CF | The number can only be halved twice before becoming a decimal number.
CF | The number is greater than 312 yet lower than 688.
CF | One digit is 4.
CF | There are also some red post-it notes, with some more specific
CF | information on them.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Yoooooo let's go"
Jacqueline says, "I always store codes just like this."
Lancelot says, "ah some kind of mathematical puzzle"
DavidW asks, "How can the sum be 9 and between 12 and 24?"
Perry says, "It's the sum of the sum."
Perry says, "So the sum is 13"
Perry says, "Er, I mean 18"
DavidW says, "oh."
Perry says, "549 I think"
Perry says, "Wait, nope."
DavidW asks, "what does 'two enclosed areas' mean?"
Perry says, "Like in the numeral, there's a space in 4 and 9"
Perry says, "Sorry, 594, final answer."
Perry says, "Wait that's also wrong, not divisible by 4. Bah."
Jacqueline says, "I do not close my 4s..."
DavidW says, "4 isn't always closed."
Perry says, "I don't either, but it is in some fonts."
Jacqueline says, "Yeah"
Perry says, "Is the 'first' digit the most significant digit or the least"
DavidW asks, "So how do we know which font Bell is using?"
Jade says, "I barely understand some of them"
Jade says, "there are some additionally red notes"
Perry says, "I don't want to look at those yet."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x red notes"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > X RED NOTES
CF |
CF | These notes contain clues for an easier solve, and are not part of the
CF | intended solution. Examine again to read.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "ok"
Lancelot asks, "ah some kind of hint?"
Perry says, "Hmm, ignoring the divisible by four clue it should be 594..."
Knight_Otu says, "Weird way to do a hint, though."
DavidW says, "Probably an easier way past it."
Lancelot says, "wait if 4 is one of the digits that means the other one would be one out of 0,6,9 and last would be the prime"
Jade says, "too much info here"
Perry says, "Right, Lancelot"
Lancelot says, "(assuming 4 counts as closed)"
Perry says, "I really don't see how it could be anything but 594 despite how it's, uh, not."
Lancelot says, "we also know that two digits together sum up to the third"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "set dial to 594"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > SET DIAL TO 594
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF | The door opens and in comes a big man. He has a black suit and barely
CF | any hair left on his head. His nametag reads 'Gamm Bell', and he has a
CF | big cigar in his mouth. He looks at you for a split second, then
CF | starts walking towards you and grabs you by the neck. There is nothing
CF | that you can do against this giant as he drags you out through the
CF | reception and throws you out into the street. He personally guarantees
CF | that you're not coming back in any time soon. You're forced to go home
CF | empty-handed.
CF |
CF |
CF | *** You lost your opportunity ***
CF |
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT?
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Hm. We at least need to get out of there this turn."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "set dials to 594"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > SET DIALS TO 594
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF | The door opens and in comes a big man. He has a black suit and barely
CF | any hair left on his head. His nametag reads 'Gamm Bell', and he has a
CF | big cigar in his mouth. He looks at you for a split second, then
CF | starts walking towards you and grabs you by the neck. There is nothing
CF | that you can do against this giant as he drags you out through the
CF | reception and throws you out into the street. He personally guarantees
CF | that you're not coming back in any time soon. You're forced to go home
CF | empty-handed.
CF |
CF |
CF | *** You lost your opportunity ***
CF |
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT?
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x safe"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > X SAFE
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline asks, "Or can we not leave and then come back?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | The office door is open. Behind the door lies the boss' office.
CF | A big man comes walking through the corridor. It looks like he is
CF | headed for the office. He has a black suit and barely any hair left on
CF | his head. His name tag reads 'Gamm Bell', and he has a big cigar in
CF | his mouth. He looks at the open office door, then looks at you for a
CF | split second, then starts walking towards you and grabs you by the
CF | neck. 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE'. There is nothing that you can do
CF | against this giant as he drags you out through the reception and
CF | throws you out into the street. He personally guarantees that you're
CF | not coming back in any time soon. You're forced to go home
CF | empty-handed.
CF |
CF |
CF | *** You lost your opportunity ***
CF |
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT?
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "RESTORE"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cf14"
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT?
CF | > RESTORE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to read:
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF | Ok.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "The sum of the sum of digits is 9 which means the sum of the digits has to be 18. (It can't be 27 since that'd be 999)."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x safe"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > X SAFE
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn picture"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > TURN PICTURE
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "picture" means.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Since one digit is 9, that means the remaining digits have to sum to 14, and the only way we get a prime number from that would be with 5 and 9."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn painting"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > TURN PAINTING
CF |
CF | You turn the painting in a clockwise motion, revealing a small lock
CF | with three dials (0-9).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "set lock to 594"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > SET LOCK TO 594
CF |
CF | A faint but satisfying 'click' can be heard from inside of the lock.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "And highest number goes in middle, the middle number goes first, so 594."
Jacqueline says, "yay"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open safe"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN SAFE
CF |
CF | You open the safe, revealing a diamond.
CF | The door opens and in comes a big man. He has a black suit and barely
CF | any hair left on his head. His nametag reads 'Gamm Bell', and he has a
CF | big cigar in his mouth. He looks at you for a split second, then
CF | starts walking towards you and grabs you by the neck. There is nothing
CF | that you can do against this giant as he drags you out through the
CF | reception and throws you out into the street. He personally guarantees
CF | that you're not coming back in any time soon. You're forced to go home
CF | empty-handed.
CF |
CF |
CF | *** You lost your opportunity ***
CF |
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT? Lancelot says, "true that must be it"
Perry says, "But you can't divide it twice."
Perry says, "'The number can only be halved twice before becoming a decimal number.'"
Jacqueline says, "I mean it's 594, but that's not our issue."
DavidW says, "so he worded it badly"
Perry says, "Ohhh"
Lancelot says, "so we just need to time it and we are done"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "restore"
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT?
CF | > RESTORE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to read:
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cf 14"
CF | %% Critical error.
CF | %% Message: stream_open_file: unable to open file.
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF | Failed restore.
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT? Perry says, "Right, it's meant to be read as 'the number becomes a decimal number only after halving it twice', not 'it's still an integer after halving it twice'. That's annoying."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "restore"
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT?
CF | > RESTORE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to read:
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cf14"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF | Ok.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn picture"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > TURN PICTURE
CF |
CF | Sorry, I don't understand what "picture" means.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn painting"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > TURN PAINTING
CF |
CF | You turn the painting in a clockwise motion, revealing a small lock
CF | with three dials (0-9).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "set lock to 594"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > SET LOCK TO 594
CF |
CF | A faint but satisfying 'click' can be heard from inside of the lock.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open safe"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF |
CF | > OPEN SAFE
CF |
CF | You open the safe, revealing a diamond.
CF | The door opens and in comes a big man. He has a black suit and barely
CF | any hair left on his head. His nametag reads 'Gamm Bell', and he has a
CF | big cigar in his mouth. He looks at you for a split second, then
CF | starts walking towards you and grabs you by the neck. There is nothing
CF | that you can do against this giant as he drags you out through the
CF | reception and throws you out into the street. He personally guarantees
CF | that you're not coming back in any time soon. You're forced to go home
CF | empty-handed.
CF |
CF |
CF | *** You lost your opportunity ***
CF |
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT? Perry says, "Hmmm"
Lancelot asks, "; just get out of the room and wait till the man just left?"
DavidW says, "sorry. I guess I didn't save early enough or we have to visit the office twice"
DavidW says (to Lancelot), "That doesn't work."
Jade says, "just wait"
DavidW says, "It doesn't work"
Jacqueline says, "And we can't leave, right? He gets us."
DavidW says, "I think I'd need to start over."
Lancelot says, "if we cannot leave or wait then we need to go to an earlier stage :("
Perry asks, "Just to confirm, he gets us if we try to leave from right where the save is?"
DavidW says, "I don't know what you mean and you're free to try."
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "restore"
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT?
CF | > RESTORE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to read: Jacqueline asks, "Can we leave the room and escape right after the save, then come back later?"
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "cf14"
CF ] Boss' Officeorridor
CF | Ok.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | The office door is open. Behind the door lies the boss' office.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Oh god, I hope no one was looking while you were walking into a wall.
CF | How silly!
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Far End of Corridor
CF | This is quite a bland corridor, but then again maybe you wouldn't
CF | expect much more from a corridor. A thick red mat is covering the
CF | entire floor. There is a black door to the north, and a few sheets of
CF | paper hanging on the outside of it. The beginning of the corridor is
CF | to the east.
CF |
CF | The office door is open. Behind the door lies the boss' office.
CF | A big man comes walking through the corridor. It looks like he is
CF | headed for the office. He has a black suit and barely any hair left on
CF | his head. His name tag reads 'Gamm Bell', and he has a big cigar in
CF | his mouth. He looks at the open office door, then looks at you for a
CF | split second, then starts walking towards you and grabs you by the
CF | neck. 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE'. There is nothing that you can do
CF | against this giant as he drags you out through the reception and
CF | throws you out into the street. He personally guarantees that you're
CF | not coming back in any time soon. You're forced to go home
CF | empty-handed.
CF |
CF |
CF | *** You lost your opportunity ***
CF |
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, UNDO the last move or QUIT?
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Far End of Corridor
CF |
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | Previous turn undone.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Corridorof Corridor
CF |
CF | > E
CF |
CF | Corridor
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Corridorof Corridor
CF |
CF | > Z
CF |
CF | Nothing happens.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Corridorof Corridor
CF |
CF | > Z
CF |
CF | Nothing happens.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Corridorof Corridor
CF |
CF | > Z
CF |
CF | Nothing happens.
CF |
CF | >
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Corridorof Corridor
CF |
CF | > Z
CF |
CF | Nothing happens.
CF |
CF | > Perry says, "Wot"
DavidW says, "okay, that's interesting"
Perry says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Corridorof Corridor
CF |
CF | > Z
CF |
CF | Nothing happens.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I suppose if you leave things badly and you're not physically there, you seem to be okay."
Perry says, "Yeah, that's what I was thinking"
Perry says, "But I'm confused why we don't see him entering."
DavidW asks, "But does the game reset his office when he passes through?"
Perry says, "Side note, I just realized his name is 'gamble', which is fun. And yes, I think so DW."
Perry says, "You can drive again, I need to go get some food and coffee."
DavidW says, "So you can't just unlock his door and wait in the corridor."
Jacqueline asks, "So does this mean that restarting wouldn't help, DW?"
DavidW says, "I don't want to drive any more. It's almost 4pm and I'd feel better playing this one solo."
Perry says, "Okay! I'm fine with wrapping up here."
DavidW says, "I think restarting would help."
Jacqueline says, "I am okay with that. I was willing to watch for the benefit of your eventual walkthrough, but I am also perfectly fine with not seeing this one through."
DavidW says, "because we now know what to do."
DavidW says, "I don't know what the diamond's for except maybe the prize to leave with."
Perry says, "I'm a little bit annoyed at the number puzzle because the clues it gives you 1) make it faaaaar too easy and 2) there's way way more clues than needed."
DavidW says, "And maybe we never get the pill or money."
Jacqueline says, "That's what it was, I assumed."
Perry says, "And there's the badly worded one."
Perry says, "I think that was just a red herring, yeah."
DavidW says, "That urinal thing, though."
Jade says, "mmmm I don't know."
DavidW says, "There are videos on which urinal to use based on which are in use."
Perry says, "Yes, that was a very accurate scene."
DavidW says, "It all boils down to 'make the choice that's the least homo'."
Perry exclaims, "It's more about empathy and giving the other people there some privacy!"
DavidW says, "If privacy was paramount, they'd be in stalls too."
Perry asks, "Please, in the US?"
Lancelot says, "interesting game though that Monty Hall thing was kinda hard to guess"
Jade says, "there is anothe logic final puzzle"
DavidW asks (of Jade), "hm?"
Jacqueline says, "I don't even get why they're there. Just use toilets like you likely do at home."
Perry says (to Jacqueline), "I personally do just use toilets, though the same spacing logic applies there."
Jacqueline says, "Mythbusters did a thing once on which stall was the cleanest."
DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "For guys, if he just needs to pee, a urinal is faster than a toilet."
Jade says, "according to Dan Fabulish revoew at ifdb"
Jade says, "review"
Jacqueline says (to DW), "Yeah, but it's just not worth the extra infrastructure, imo."
Perry says, "^"
Jade says, "ok then. Good driving, GGs, stay safe, I go to bed right now"
Jacqueline says, "I used to clean toilets, and honestly it's not because they're any easier to clean."
Jacqueline says, "G'night, all."
Jacqueline says, "Sleep well, Jade."
DavidW says, "thanks everyone. Pick a game for next week!"
Knight_Otu exclaims, "Good night, all!"
Knight_Otu goes home. Perry poofs.




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