ClubFloyd Transcript:
Jimin, Ari, and Shush by Lance Cirone
As played on ifMUD on August 13, 2023

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of Jimin, Ari, and Shush written by Lance Cirone. Jimin, Ari, and Shush was released as part of the 2023 IntroComp. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask ic23jiminariandsush"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | Ari hypes the group up: "We've always made a great team, and now we're
CF | on another adventure! Just Jimin, Ari, and Shush!"
CF |
CF | Shush doesn't respond, but you gotta admit: that does sound pretty
CF | cool.
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | (You are playing the IntroComp verison of the game! There is plenty of
CF | stuff that does not exactly work, and you won't be able to finish it.
CF | But tell me what you think of it so far!)
CF |
CF | Jimin, Ari, and Shush
CF | A Demo for a Great Tale by Lance Cirone
CF | Release 1 / Serial number 230801 / Inform 7 v10.1.2 / D
CF |
CF | Your House - Dad's Room
CF | Your dad restates your goal once more: "I want you three to visit
CF | Saucedo." You all know her; she's Shush's mom, and she runs the bakery
CF | downtown. One can only imagine what she has lined up for you this
CF | time.
CF |
CF | Felix sits on his bed, and he hands you a note.
CF |
CF | Ari and Shush are here.
CF |
CF | [New topic - About Ari]
CF | [New topic - About Shush]
CF | [New topic - Introduction]
CF |
CF | [You can see your list of topics by typing TOPICS, or just T.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x note"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > X NOTE
CF |
CF | A note that your dad gave you to show to Saucedo. You might want to
CF | READ it to know what it's about.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "read it"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > READ IT
CF |
CF | The note details the product code for some device called an
CF | "Infiniheat".
CF |
CF | [New topic - Infiniheat]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > X ME
CF |
CF | You're completely unmistakable. You're you!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to dad"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO DAD
CF |
CF | To speak with Felix, choose a topic from below and SAY [the topic] TO
CF | FELIX.
CF |
CF | Things to say to Felix:
CF | Introduction - "Can you tell me about yourself?"
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Infiniheat is a thing you don't want for your cat or dog."
Pinkunz says, "Interesting. With the topics auto-adding."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say introduction to felix"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > SAY INTRODUCTION TO FELIX
CF |
CF | Who would know your dad better than you?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to ari"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO ARI
CF |
CF | To speak with Ari, choose a topic from below and SAY [the topic] TO
CF | ARI.
CF |
CF | Things to say to Ari:
CF | Introduction - "Can you tell me about yourself?"
CF | About Shush - What do you think of Shush?
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "I have seen topics like that before"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say introduction to ari"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > SAY INTRODUCTION TO ARI
CF |
CF | "C'mon, Jimin! You've known me, like, forever!", Ari answers.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say about shush to ari"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > SAY ABOUT SHUSH TO ARI
CF |
CF | "He's kind of hard to talk to, isn't he? If he doesn't want to
CF | respond, he just pulls up his cape and covers his face. It's a little
CF | annoying, actually."
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says (to Jade), "I have not."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to shush"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO SHUSH
CF |
CF | To speak with Shush, choose a topic from below and SAY [the topic] TO
CF | SHUSH.
CF |
CF | Things to say to Shush:
CF | Introduction - "Can you tell me about yourself?"
CF | About Ari - What do you think of Ari?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say introduction to shush"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > SAY INTRODUCTION TO SHUSH
CF |
CF | Shush isn't one for casual conversation. In fact, conversation in
CF | general.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say about ari to shush"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > SAY ABOUT ARI TO SHUSH
CF |
CF | "Ari... is the only one keeping us all together." Shush refuses to
CF | elaborate.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Your House - Dad's Room
CF | Your dad's room resembles a standard workplace, practical and
CF | simplistic. The way to the living room is west.
CF |
CF | Felix sits on his bed.
CF |
CF | Ari and Shush are here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bed"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > X BED
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are carrying:
CF | Felix's note
CF |
CF | [You can see topics for speaking to others by typing T or TOPICS].
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "t"
CF ] Your House - Dad's Room
CF | >
CF | > T
CF |
CF | General topics:
CF | Introduction - "Can you tell me about yourself?"
CF | About Shush - What do you think of Shush?
CF | About Ari - What do you think of Ari?
CF |
CF | You can see just the topics for one person at a time by TALKing TO
CF | that person.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "I keep readig Sush as Sushi. mmm... sushi."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Your House - Living Room
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF | (Ari and Shush will follow you from to room to room. For brevity's
CF | sake, you won't be told this every time.)
CF |
CF | Your House - Living Room
CF | It's your house! You've lived here since you were a kid. You have tile
CF | flooring, some traditional furnishings, and a small CRT television.
CF | Your room is to the north, while your dad's room is to the east. You
CF | can exit the house to the south.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Shush on the sushi."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Your House - Your Room
CF | "Nice room, Jimin!", Ari adds as you walk in. And yeah, you do like
CF | it. You've got a bed with blue sheets, a full bookshelf, and a big
CF | window is visible on the wall.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bookshelf"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > X BOOKSHELF
CF |
CF | A tall wooden bookshelf. The shelves are full of books of all lengths.
CF |
CF | On your bookshelf is Legends of the Ice Palace.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x legends"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > X LEGENDS
CF |
CF | A bold blue cover depicts a frozen palace up high on a mountain. A
CF | blurb says that this is a place not many have been. The back cover
CF | says that it was written by some guy named Ambrosius Krebs.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take it"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > TAKE IT
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bed"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > X BED
CF |
CF | A queen-sized bed. It's pretty comfortable.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look under it"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > LOOK UNDER IT
CF |
CF | You find nothing of interest.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x window"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > X WINDOW
CF |
CF | A big white window lets the sunlight in. Right now, it's closed. The
CF | weather's pretty nice today, but you like when it's raining, too.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Your House - Your Room
CF | You've got a bed with blue sheets, a full bookshelf, and a big window
CF | is visible on the wall.
CF |
CF | Shush and Ari are here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "read book"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > READ BOOK
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "read legends"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > READ LEGENDS
CF |
CF | You open the book to the first page and start reading. It says, "I,
CF | Ambrosius Krebs, am one of the few people to visit the Ice Palace of
CF | the Great Keep! Allow me to regale you with my travels!"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "g"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > G
CF |
CF | "First thing you must know about the Ice Palace: the trek is long and
CF | hard! You will pass through fields, mountains, and more to reach the
CF | place! But is it worth it?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "g"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > G
CF |
CF | "I, Ambrosius, say YES! Every aspiring adventure must visit; not as a
CF | vacation destination, but as a life-changing journey!" Jeez,
CF | Ambrosius. He goes on like this for a few more pages.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "g"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > G
CF |
CF | You skim the rest of the book and learn that there's apparently a
CF | Queen who rules the palace. You have to wonder what she's like.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "g"
CF ] Your House - Your Room
CF | >
CF | > G
CF |
CF | You think that's all you'll get from ol' Ambrosius. You can read it
CF | again if you want, though.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Your House - Living Room
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Your House - Living Room
CF | You've lived here since you were a kid. You have tile flooring, some
CF | traditional furnishings, and a small CRT television. Your room is to
CF | the north, while your dad's room is to the east. You can exit the
CF | house to the south.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tv"
CF ] Your House - Living Room
CF | >
CF | > X TV
CF |
CF | It's a small CRT that you watch your favorite shows on.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x furnishings"
CF ] Your House - Living Room
CF | >
CF | > X FURNISHINGS
CF |
CF | Chairs, tables, lamps, all that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Town - Residential Area
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - Residential Area
CF | A row of cozy, if somewhat shoddy, houses are located here. Your house
CF | is to the north, while Ari's is northeast and Shush's is northwest.
CF | You can head back to town by going south.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "I've already forgotten the goal. Shush's mon?"
Knight_Otu says, "I think so."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "nw"
CF ] Shush's House - Living Room
CF | >
CF | > NW
CF |
CF |
CF | Shush's House - Living Room
CF | You, Ari, and Shush all walk into Shush's living room. It's familiar
CF | to all three of you; you and Ari have been here before to talk to his
CF | family. They really aren't bad people.
CF |
CF | The floor's covered in a soft red carpet, and the walls are colored a
CF | shade of light red. A large wooden table stands in the middle, with
CF | chairs around it. Three doors lead to the east, west, and north; these
CF | are the residents' rooms. The exit is to the southeast.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "I hope the goal is not Sush's mom."
Knight_Otu says, "Visit her."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Shush's House - Shush's Room
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF | You turn to Shush. "Hey, is it alright if we go into your room?" He
CF | nods, but it's pretty subtle. That's as good of an answer as you'll
CF | get from him.
CF |
CF | You know, you've never actually been to Shush's room before.
CF | Ari's been, sure, but you've never asked her about it. Either way, the
CF | three of you step inside...
CF |
CF | Shush's House - Shush's Room
CF | A small stream of sunlight trickles in through a window with no
CF | curtains. The walls are barren besides two whitened blank spots, and
CF | the only bit of furnishings you can see are a wooden desk to the right
CF | and a mattress shoved into the corner of the room.
CF |
CF | It has the same feeling as a room that's just been moved into, ready
CF | for its owner to personalize it and make it theirs. But Shush has
CF | lived here for years.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "I'm sure this is not a surprise like that one playtest."
Jacqueline says, "'the residents' rooms' feels weird in this context."
Pinkunz says, ""Sush's Mom had got it goin on...""
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x desk"
CF ] Shush's House - Shush's Room
CF | >
CF | > X DESK
CF |
CF | A blank wooden desk. There's nothing on the surface. You assume that
CF | whatever work Shush does here, it's quickly disposed of.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bed"
CF ] Shush's House - Shush's Room
CF | >
CF | > X BED
CF |
CF | A hard, black mattress lays on the floor. No blankets, no pillows.
CF | Does Shush really sleep like this?
CF |
CF | You look at Shush with concern, as if for an answer. Predictably, you
CF | don't get one. You can't help but feel bad for the guy.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Shush's House - Living Room
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Shush's House - Living Room
CF | The floor's covered in a soft red carpet, and the walls are colored a
CF | shade of light red. A large wooden table stands in the middle, with
CF | chairs around it. Three doors lead to the east, west, and north. The
CF | exit is to the southeast.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x carpet"
CF ] Shush's House - Living Room
CF | >
CF | > X CARPET
CF |
CF | A dark red, worn-in carpet that's been here for a while.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Shush's House - Plush's Room
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Shush's House - Plush's Room
CF | This room has blue wallpaper with white polka-dots. A carpet beneath
CF | your feet feels like foam; it's shaped like multicolored puzzle
CF | pieces. There's a tiny bed in the corner, a large poster on the wall,
CF | and various toys strewn on the floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bed"
CF ] Shush's House - Plush's Room
CF | >
CF | > X BED
CF |
CF | A small bed with a white blanket. The pattern depicts a bunch of
CF | smiling suns.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x poster"
CF ] Shush's House - Plush's Room
CF | >
CF | > X POSTER
CF |
CF | An alphabet poster. Most of the letters stand for various foods...
CF | except that "P is for Plush". Did Saucedo commission this
CF | herself?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x toys"
CF ] Shush's House - Plush's Room
CF | >
CF | > X TOYS
CF |
CF | A bunch of small toys are on the floor. There's also a toy oven.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x oven"
CF ] Shush's House - Plush's Room
CF | >
CF | > X OVEN
CF |
CF | A little blue oven. Inside of it is a small plastic figure of a pie.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x pie"
CF ] Shush's House - Plush's Room
CF | >
CF | > X PIE
CF |
CF | A little blue oven. Inside of it is a small plastic figure of a pie.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Shush's House - Living Room
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Shush's House - Living Room
CF | The floor's covered in a soft red carpet, and the walls are colored a
CF | shade of light red. A large wooden table stands in the middle, with
CF | chairs around it. Three doors lead to the east, west, and north. The
CF | exit is to the southeast.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Shush's House - Saucedo's Room
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Shush's House - Saucedo's Room
CF | Saucedo's room is the largest in the house. It has similar decor to
CF | the living room. Her bed is on the north end of the room, with a small
CF | side table next to it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bed"
CF ] Shush's House - Saucedo's Room
CF | >
CF | > X BED
CF |
CF | Saucedo's bed is pretty big, and has two blankets on it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x table"
CF ] Shush's House - Saucedo's Room
CF | >
CF | > X TABLE
CF |
CF | A side table made of white pine wood. The drawers are locked (and
CF | you're sure Saucedo wouldn't want you digging through them), but there
CF | are some portraits on top of the table.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x portraits"
CF ] Shush's House - Saucedo's Room
CF | >
CF | > X PORTRAITS
CF |
CF | Some framed photos of Saucedo and Plush. Shush is in some of them,
CF | too.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look under bed"
CF ] Shush's House - Saucedo's Room
CF | >
CF | > LOOK UNDER BED
CF |
CF | You find nothing of interest.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x saucedo"
CF ] Shush's House - Saucedo's Room
CF | >
CF | > X SAUCEDO
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "read note"
CF ] Shush's House - Saucedo's Room
CF | >
CF | > READ NOTE
CF |
CF | The note details the product code for some device called an
CF | "Infiniheat".
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask shush about infiniheat"
CF ] Shush's House - Saucedo's Room
CF | >
CF | > ASK SHUSH ABOUT INFINIHEAT
CF |
CF | That's not something you plan on discussing with Shush.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Where is Saucedo>"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Shush's House - Living Room
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Shush's House - Living Room
CF | The floor's covered in a soft red carpet, and the walls are colored a
CF | shade of light red. A large wooden table stands in the middle, with
CF | chairs around it. Three doors lead to the east, west, and north. The
CF | exit is to the southeast.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "not here"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x table"
CF ] Shush's House - Living Room
CF | >
CF | > X TABLE
CF |
CF | A large, wooden table stands in the center of the room. Perfect for
CF | family meetings and mealtime -- except there's only two chairs.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x chairs"
CF ] Shush's House - Living Room
CF | >
CF | > X CHAIRS
CF |
CF | One regular wooden chair, and one high chair.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "Shush doesn't eat with the family, I guess."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "se"
CF ] Town - Residential Area
CF | >
CF | > SE
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - Residential Area
CF | A row of cozy, if somewhat shoddy, houses are located here. Your house
CF | is to the north, while Ari's is northeast and Shush's is northwest.
CF | You can head back to town by going south.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I'm gonna visit Ari's home because that's all that's left."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ne"
CF ] Ari's House
CF | >
CF | > NE
CF |
CF |
CF | Ari's House
CF | (Okay, I'd love to tell you about this place, but it's not actually
CF | finished yet.)
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Ari's House
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | The only way to go is southwest.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sw"
CF ] Town - Residential Area
CF | >
CF | > SW
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - Residential Area
CF | A row of cozy, if somewhat shoddy, houses are located here. Your house
CF | is to the north, while Ari's is northeast and Shush's is northwest.
CF | You can head back to town by going south.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - East Square
CF | It's a pretty quiet town, but it's a nice place to live. A bulletin
CF | board is posted in the center of the square. Additionally, stone paths
CF | lead to various buildings. To the south, you can see some kind of
CF | megastore, and an armory is to the southwest. A few residential houses
CF | are found to the north. More buildings are off to the west, while
CF | going further east brings you to the town well.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x board"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > X BOARD
CF |
CF | People all over town post messages and requests here. A cluster of
CF | messages is written underneath.
CF |
CF | On the bulletin board are a poster, a flyer, and some messages.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "read poster"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > READ POSTER
CF |
CF | Nothing is written on the poster.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x poster"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > X POSTER
CF |
CF | A poster for the "Kash Bros. Emporium Once-In-A-Lifetime Sales Event."
CF | There's a comic on the other side, where Kash tells Cash about this
CF | amazing deal and the two of them implore you to come in and visit.
CF | Apparently you can take this poster in and get a "SUPER COOL BONUS".
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take poster"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > TAKE POSTER
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x flyer"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > X FLYER
CF |
CF | A paper flyer that reads: "Noxie's Place: Part-time job available!
CF | Inquire within!" with a little heart symbol at the end.
CF |
CF | [New topic - Part-Time Job]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x messages"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > X MESSAGES
CF |
CF | The townspeople post anonymous messages here. Your eye drifts to a
CF | note that reads "Anyone know if Kash is single?" You're not sure,
CF | yourself. And that's just one of the many notes posted up.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "g"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > G
CF |
CF | The townspeople post anonymous messages here. Your eye drifts to a
CF | hastily-written note: "What's the fastest way to get beef smell out of
CF | carpet?" Best not to ask questions.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "g"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > G
CF |
CF | The townspeople post anonymous messages here. Your eye drifts to a
CF | note with something in Spanish.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "g"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > G
CF |
CF | The townspeople post anonymous messages here. Your eye drifts to some
CF | paranoid rambling about vampires.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "g"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > G
CF |
CF | The townspeople post anonymous messages here. Your eye drifts to a
CF | complaint about today's popular music.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "g"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > G
CF |
CF | The townspeople post anonymous messages here. Your eye drifts to --
CF | wait, you've already read that one. Doesn't seem to be anything new.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | You can't even believe there's a place like this in town. Flourescent
CF | lights hum, today's pop music pipes through the speakers, and white
CF | hallways stretch as far as the eye can see, full of shelves stocking
CF | various miscellaneous items. You can get back to town through the
CF | north exit.
CF |
CF | As you try to adjust to the brightness, a man at the front desk speaks
CF | up. "Yo, you three! I'm Kash!", he says. "I'm here to serve you
CF | customer service!" There's another guy next to him, too.
CF |
CF | Kash zips and unzips his jacket a bit.
CF |
CF | Cash flips through a magazine.
CF |
CF | [New topic - About Cash]
CF | [New topic - About Kash]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x kash"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > X KASH
CF |
CF | Kash Baylen is the kind of guy you think only exists in teen
CF | magazines: short blonde hair, wears a black leather jacket, dark
CF | sunglasses, beloved by all. You also don't think this is his real
CF | name.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cash"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > X CASH
CF |
CF | The other half of the "Bros.", but by no means less important. Cash
CF | Dynamite is slightly shorter than Kash, and has similar blonde hair,
CF | but wears flannel and a black fedora.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "I would love it if someone told me that they were there to serve me some customer service."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to kash"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO KASH
CF |
CF | To speak with Kash Baylen, choose a topic from below and SAY [the
CF | topic] TO KASH BAYLEN.
CF |
CF | Things to say to Kash Baylen:
CF | About Kash - What do you think of Kash Baylen?
CF | About Cash - What do you think of Cash Dynamite?
CF | Introduction - "Can you tell me about yourself?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say introduction to kash"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > SAY INTRODUCTION TO KASH
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say about kash to kash"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > SAY ABOUT KASH TO KASH
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say about cash to kash"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > SAY ABOUT CASH TO KASH
CF |
CF | "Yeah, we've been working together for a while now. Goin' pretty
CF | good."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give poster to kash"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > GIVE POSTER TO KASH
CF |
CF | Kash Baylen doesn't seem interested.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, ">Seems like a silent bunch."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "read poster"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > READ POSTER
CF |
CF | Nothing is written on the Kash Bros. Emporium poster.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x poster"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > X POSTER
CF |
CF | A poster for the "Kash Bros. Emporium Once-In-A-Lifetime Sales Event."
CF | There's a comic on the other side, where Kash tells Cash about this
CF | amazing deal and the two of them implore you to come in and visit.
CF | Apparently you can take this poster in and get a "SUPER COOL BONUS".
CF |
CF | >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "take it"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > TAKE IT
CF |
CF | You already have that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask kash about poster"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > ASK KASH ABOUT POSTER
CF |
CF | You can only discuss your current thoughts as listed in your topics.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give poster to cash"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > GIVE POSTER TO CASH
CF |
CF | Cash Dynamite doesn't seem interested.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cash"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO CASH
CF |
CF | To speak with Cash Dynamite, choose a topic from below and SAY [the
CF | topic] TO CASH DYNAMITE.
CF |
CF | Things to say to Cash Dynamite:
CF | About Kash - What do you think of Kash Baylen?
CF | About Cash - What do you think of Cash Dynamite?
CF | Introduction - "Can you tell me about yourself?"
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline frowns.
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | Flourescent lights hum, today's pop music pipes through the speakers,
CF | and white hallways stretch as far as the eye can see, full of shelves
CF | stocking various miscellaneous items. You can get back to town through
CF | the north exit.
CF |
CF | Cash and Kash are at the front desk.
CF |
CF | Kash pushes his sunglasses up.
CF |
CF | Cash lounges over by the checkout counter.
CF |
CF | Shush and Ari are here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x shelves"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > X SHELVES
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x items"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > X ITEMS
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x desk"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > X DESK
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz:-/
DavidW says, "I don't think we can do much here yet."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - East Square
CF | It's a pretty quiet town, but it's a nice place to live. A bulletin
CF | board is posted in the center of the square. Additionally, stone paths
CF | lead to various buildings. To the south, you can see Kash Bros.
CF | Emporium, and an armory is to the southwest. A few residential houses
CF | are found to the north. More buildings are off to the west, while
CF | going further east brings you to the town well.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - Well
CF | There's a well outside town. You question its purpose, considering
CF | modern plumbing has become widespread, but it's so easily accessible
CF | that it hardly matters. The town is back to the west.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Agreed"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x well"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > X WELL
CF |
CF | A brown well with a triangular roof. There's a crank to lower and
CF | raise a bucket out of it.
CF |
CF | In the well is a bucket.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bucket"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > X BUCKET
CF |
CF | A wooden bucket. It's brimming with water.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn crank"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > TURN CRANK
CF |
CF | You turn the crank and lift the bucket up. It's full of water.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take bucket"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > TAKE BUCKET
CF |
CF | You already have that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are carrying:
CF | a bucket
CF | some water
CF | a Kash Bros. Emporium poster
CF | Legends of the Ice Palace
CF | Felix's note
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "So, I'm gonna walk off with the town's water bucket?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drink water"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > DRINK WATER
CF |
CF | You drink a bit of the water. Refreshing!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF | The bucket's attached to a rope, so you have to let go of it before
CF | you travel any further.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "untie rope"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > UNTIE ROPE
CF |
CF | That noun did not make sense in this context.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline exclaims, ";I guess not!"
Knight_Otu says, "It's IF, of course we abscond with anything not nailed down."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop bucket"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > DROP BUCKET
CF |
CF | Dropped.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - East Square
CF | It's a pretty quiet town, but it's a nice place to live. A bulletin
CF | board is posted in the center of the square. Additionally, stone paths
CF | lead to various buildings. To the south, you can see Kash Bros.
CF | Emporium, and an armory is to the southwest. A few residential houses
CF | are found to the north. More buildings are off to the west, while
CF | going further east brings you to the town well.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Or tied down."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sw"
CF ] Armory
CF | >
CF | > SW
CF |
CF |
CF | Armory
CF | (I don't actually know what to put here yet.)
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "heh"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Armory
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | The only way to go is northeast.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "seems fair"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ne"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > NE
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - East Square
CF | It's a pretty quiet town, but it's a nice place to live. A bulletin
CF | board is posted in the center of the square. Additionally, stone paths
CF | lead to various buildings. To the south, you can see Kash Bros.
CF | Emporium, and the armory is to the southwest. A few residential houses
CF | are found to the north. More buildings are off to the west, while
CF | going further east brings you to the town well.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Town - West Square
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - West Square
CF | There are some important fixtures on the west side of town. Going
CF | north takes you to a tavern, while a bakery of some sort is to the
CF | south. You can see more buildings to the east. The exit to the town is
CF | to the west.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "lol"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | You're familiar with Saucedo's Bakery. You've stopped by a few times
CF | in the past.
CF |
CF | As you're about to step in, Shush speaks up: "Do we... need
CF | to go here?"
CF |
CF | "Aw, don't be scared!", Ari tells him. You wouldn't have interpreted
CF | his tone as "scared" -- more just "exhausted". And now you don't think
CF | he could be any less enthused about this.
CF |
CF | Saucedo's Bakery
CF | You can see a woman in a chef's hat working behind the counter; next
CF | to her is a boy frosting some cupcakes. Another woman in a red apron
CF | stands by, watching them work.
CF |
CF | As you're surveying the area, Ari's voice pipes up: "Guess who's
CF | here!?" Shush covers his face with his cape in anticipation.
CF |
CF | The three of them turn their heads to your group. "Look, Plush!", the
CF | woman in the hat says. "Your big brother's come to visit us!" Plush
CF | cheers and claps his hands. Shush nearly walks out of the bakery, but
CF | Ari stops him.
CF |
CF | Saucedo turns her attention to you, next. "Sorry about that, Jimin.
CF | What can I get you?" She slides a menu onto the counter.
CF |
CF | (JUST A NOTICE: you might want to talk to people with the ASK ABOUT
CF | command here because I haven't fully converted the dialogue system
CF | here)
CF |
CF | A handwritten menu is on the counter.
CF |
CF | You can also see Saucedo, Jassette, and Plush here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x menu"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > X MENU
CF |
CF | A fancy header reads "Saucedo's Bakery! Made Fresh, With Love". After
CF | that, it lists a few desserts: there's traditional Pies, Cakes,
CF | Cupcakes, and something called... "Beef Stars"?
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Found em"
Jacqueline says, "yup"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to saucedo"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO SAUCEDO
CF |
CF | To speak with Saucedo, choose a topic from below and SAY [the topic]
CF | TO SAUCEDO.
CF |
CF | Things to say to Saucedo:
CF | About Kash - What do you think of Kash Baylen?
CF | Infiniheat - What's this about the Infiniheat?
CF | Introduction - "Can you tell me about yourself?"
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "mmm... beef stars..."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say introduction to saucedo"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > SAY INTRODUCTION TO SAUCEDO
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say about kash to saucedo"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > SAY ABOUT KASH TO SAUCEDO
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say infiniheat to saucedo"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > SAY INFINIHEAT TO SAUCEDO
CF |
CF | "There's this thing called the Infiniheat," she explains. "It looks
CF | kind of like a toaster oven, but it can keep items warm forever!"
CF |
CF | Jassette speaks up: "You realize how much better warm baked goods
CF | taste than cold ones? Customers would be piling in!" Even Plush
CF | agrees, simply cheering "Warm food is yummy!"
CF |
CF | "Can't you re-heat the food?", Ari asks. Saucedo answers that it'd be
CF | impractical for every item in the bakery, and it never feels as fresh.
CF |
CF | "Oh, that makes sense! Where do we find it, anyways?", Ari asks.
CF |
CF | Saucedo tells you that it's in the Ice Palace, far away in the lands
CF | of the Great Keep.
CF |
CF | "An ice palace? That sounds nice!" Ari seems pretty enthused on the
CF | idea.
CF |
CF | "The way out is just outside of town, okay? If you need permission to
CF | leave, just show them this!"
CF |
CF | Saucedo takes out a pen and writes out a little note, then puts an
CF | official-looking seal on it. She hands it to you.
CF |
CF | "Good luck! I'm counting on you three!"
CF |
CF | You and Ari do a little fist bump. You look at Shush and realize that
CF | he hasn't said a word this entire time.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "I am a bit confuzzled by this world."
Jacqueline says, "Same, unfortunately."
Jade says, "zozzled"
DavidW says, "We need to get a toaster oven from the ice queen outside of town."
Jacqueline asks, "Hm. So do we now deliver another note?"
Pinkunz says, "Baker solves Entropy. Uses it to keep pastries warm."
DavidW says, "I think the note is a 'get out of town' permission slip."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are carrying:
CF | a Kash Bros. Emporium poster
CF | Legends of the Ice Palace
CF | Felix's note
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Baker solves entropy, keeps pastries warm without over baking or drying out, next step: profit."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Saucedo's Bakery
CF | Saucedo is the #1 baker in town, and her bakery shows it. Various
CF | sweets are on display in the window, there's a big brick oven ready
CF | for something to be roasted on, and beyond the counter are all sorts
CF | of baking implements and utensils.
CF |
CF | A handwritten menu is on the counter.
CF |
CF | Shush and Ari are here.
CF |
CF | You can also see Saucedo, Jassette, and Plush here.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu asks, "Because we're teens? Because we're in a prison town?"
DavidW says, "Not sure yet."
Pinkunz says, "Turns out we're all mannequins in one of those fake towns minutes before a nuclear test."
Jacqueline says, "Town often feels like prison to teens."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x jassette"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > X JASSETTE
CF |
CF | Saucedo's assistant, who wears a red apron. There's no wonder why it's
CF | not called Jassette's Bakery; she's not that great of a cook. She does
CF | look after Plush from time to time, though.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x plush"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > X PLUSH
CF |
CF | Saucedo's son and Shush's little brother: a very young boy raised to
CF | be the heir to the baking throne.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Also the names take me out of it."
DavidW says, "The names are very strange."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to plush"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO PLUSH
CF |
CF | To speak with Plush, choose a topic from below and SAY [the topic] TO
CF | PLUSH.
CF |
CF | Things to say to Plush:
CF | Introduction - "Can you tell me about yourself?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say introduction to plush"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > SAY INTRODUCTION TO PLUSH
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "I'm only recognizing Ari as a real name, maybe Cash."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to jassette"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO JASSETTE
CF |
CF | To speak with Jassette, choose a topic from below and SAY [the topic]
CF | TO JASSETTE.
CF |
CF | Things to say to Jassette:
CF | Introduction - "Can you tell me about yourself?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say introduction to jassette"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > SAY INTRODUCTION TO JASSETTE
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take menu"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > TAKE MENU
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "read it"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > READ IT
CF |
CF | Nothing is written on the Saucedo's Bakery menu.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x it"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > X IT
CF |
CF | A fancy header reads "Saucedo's Bakery! Made Fresh, With Love". After
CF | that, it lists a few desserts: there's traditional Pies, Cakes,
CF | Cupcakes, and something called... "Beef Stars"?
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "I have a friend named Cash. The other names may just be from an unfamiliar part of the world? Not usre."
Jacqueline says, "er, sure"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "buy beef stars"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > BUY BEEF STARS
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline cries.
Knight_Otu says, "I do take it a bunch are nicknames, but thos usually have origins as well."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask saucedo for beef stars"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > ASK SAUCEDO FOR BEEF STARS
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask saucedo about beef stars"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > ASK SAUCEDO ABOUT BEEF STARS
CF |
CF | You point to the menu. "What are 'beef stars'?", you ask.
CF |
CF | Saucedo glances at Jassette and whispers to you: "You don't want to
CF | order them, okay? It's raw beef. Cut in a star shape. Nobody goes to a
CF | bakery for meat."
CF |
CF | "I... didn't want to put those on the menu. But Jassette insisted I
CF | did. They're her 'specialty'..."
CF |
CF | > Jacqueline says, "Now I want a star-shaped meat pie."
Jacqueline says, "(But baked.)"
DavidW says, "A baked meat pie would be lovely."
Jade says, "Bon appetite"
DavidW says, "I need to do shopping."
Pinkunz says, "same"
DavidW says, "hm. So the game is sometimes SAY TOPIC TO NPC and sometimes ASK NPC ABOUT TOPIC? That can be awkward."
Jacqueline says, "I think it's always one and only sometimes the other."
Jacqueline says, "The author is working to convert from one to the other, I think."
DavidW says, "ah"
Knight_Otu says, "Seems the author was in the middle of converting from one system... right."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Saucedo's Bakery
CF | Saucedo is the #1 baker in town, and her bakery shows it. Various
CF | sweets are on display in the window, there's a big brick oven ready
CF | for something to be roasted on, and beyond the counter are all sorts
CF | of baking implements and utensils.
CF |
CF | Shush and Ari are here.
CF |
CF | You can see Saucedo, Jassette, and Plush here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x oven"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > X OVEN
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "The effect is confusing at times."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x window"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > X WINDOW
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sweets"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > X SWEETS
CF |
CF | Pies, cakes, all your favorite baked goods.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask jassette about beef stars"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > ASK JASSETTE ABOUT BEEF STARS
CF |
CF | There is no reply.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "order beef stars"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > ORDER BEEF STARS
CF |
CF | That noun did not make sense in this context.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Saucedo's Bakery
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | The only way to go is north.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Town - West Square
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - West Square
CF | There are some important fixtures on the west side of town. Going
CF | north takes you to a tavern, while Saucedo's Bakery is to the south.
CF | You can see more buildings to the east. The exit to the town is to the
CF | west.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF | The instant you walk into the place, the smell hits you and you can't
CF | help but gag.
CF |
CF | "What is that smell?", Ari asks. She doesn't go here much. It
CF | takes you a while, but you finally pin it down as whatever strange
CF | creation is being mixed behind the counter.
CF |
CF | Noxie's Place
CF | You've never been a fan of Noxie's Place. Every surface imaginable
CF | appears to be stained, scratched, or covered in various strange
CF | liquids. A rotting wooden table, with plastic chairs around it, is
CF | close to the entrance. Off to the northeast, you can see a crowd of
CF | seated customers, except they're not moving. The room is completely
CF | silent.
CF |
CF | A woman behind the counter is busy grabbing various ingredients and
CF | pouring them into a glass. You reasonably infer that this must be
CF | Noxie.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x noxie"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > X NOXIE
CF |
CF | Noxie quickly turns around. "Oh my gosh!", she exclaims, although at
CF | exactly what, you can't be certain. "Hi, Jimin! Your mother's told me
CF | so much about you!"
CF |
CF | This comment baffles you, but you have a moment of realization. When
CF | you were a kid, your "Aunt Noxie" would come over and babysit every
CF | few weeks. It wasn't too bad, except when she tried cooking dinner.
CF | You have to wonder how badly you behaved that she's downright joyful
CF | to be spending the rest of her life in a place for sad adults.
CF |
CF | Noxie takes out a drink from behind her counter and sets it on the
CF | table. "Here you go! It's on the house!", she says in an overly
CF | cheerful tone.
CF |
CF | [New topic - About Noxie]
CF | [New topic - Tavern]
CF | [New topic - Noxie's Name]
CF | [New topic - Noxie's Customers]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take drink"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > TAKE DRINK
CF |
CF | You cautiously lift up the cup and peer into it. Your hands are
CF | shaking.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say about noxie to noxie"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > SAY ABOUT NOXIE TO NOXIE
CF |
CF | It doesn't seem like Noxie will respond unless you go and have a
CF | drink, first.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drink drink"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > DRINK DRINK
CF |
CF | There's no way out of this, is there? You lift the thing up to your
CF | mouth and try to ignore the smell. You glance at Ari, who's covering
CF | her eyes, and again at Noxie, who's squealing in excitement. Well,
CF | bottoms up!
CF |
CF | As it slithers down your throat, you notice that it has the
CF | consistency of tar. And now this bile-seawater-vodka(?) mix is in your
CF | stomach. It's unpleasant the whole way through. You feel like your
CF | insides need a nice, cleansing shower. Best not to think about it
CF | anymore.
CF |
CF | You slam the cup down on the counter. "I... I finished it." You wipe
CF | your mouth with your sleeve to clean up a bit of the residue.
CF |
CF | Noxie claps. "Yaaay! You can stay for a bit longer, can't you?"
CF |
CF | You probably can. It's not like she can do anything worse at
CF | this point.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to noxie"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO NOXIE
CF |
CF | To speak with Noxie, choose a topic from below and SAY [the topic] TO
CF | NOXIE.
CF |
CF | Things to say to Noxie:
CF | Noxie's Customers - "What kind of customers do you get?"
CF | Noxie's Name - "That's kind of an odd name."
CF | Tavern - "How do you run your tavern?"
CF | Part-Time Job - "I'm here for the part-time job."
CF | Introduction - "Can you tell me about yourself?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say noxie's name to noxie"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > SAY NOXIE'S NAME TO NOXIE
CF |
CF | "I don't mean to be rude, but... 'Noxie' is kind of an odd name."
CF |
CF | "Oh, like you're one to talk, 'Jimin'!", Ari reacts. Shush stays
CF | silent, but out of the corner of your eye, you can notice him tense up
CF | slightly.
CF |
CF | Noxie laughs. "You know, Jimin..." She leans in a bit. "My birth name
CF | was 'Noxford-Covarrubias'. When you were just" -- she raises her hand
CF | up to meet the counter's level -- "this high, you were talking to your
CF | mother, and you pointed at me and said 'Noxie'! It was
CF | adorable!"
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu asks, "That's the name we protest?"
Jacqueline says, "I hate to say it but I'm having trouble getting into this."
Pinkunz says (to KO), "lol"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say noxie's customers to noxie"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > SAY NOXIE'S CUSTOMERS TO NOXIE
CF |
CF | Noxie answers a little too quickly: "Lots! A lot of them!" She motions
CF | over to the drinking area, which is full of people-like shapes.
CF |
CF | "Are... are those really people?", Ari asks.
CF |
CF | "Yes!". Noxie smiles.
CF |
CF | Wow. Seems like your Aunt Noxie has gone a little off the
CF | deep end.
CF |
CF | [Removed topic - Noxie's Customers]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say part-time job to noxie"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > SAY PART-TIME JOB TO NOXIE
CF |
CF | You get no response.
CF |
CF | You tell Noxie that you're here to take the part-time job, and her
CF | face lights up. "Aw, I've been waiting for someone to help!"
CF |
CF | "What do I have to do?", you ask politely. Noxie takes out a bunch of
CF | dirty, unwashed cups from under her counter. "Can you wash there?
CF | Pretty please?"
CF |
CF | "...You'll pay me, right?"
CF |
CF | She says yes. Alright, a job's a job.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wash cups"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > WASH CUPS
CF |
CF | It's nice that you want to clean them, but what are you going to do
CF | that with?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take cups"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > TAKE CUPS
CF |
CF | Taken.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I suppose we can do that at the well if there's no sink here."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), ";"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > ;
CF |
CF | That noun did not make sense in this context.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Noxie's Place
CF | You've never been a fan of Noxie's Place. Every surface imaginable
CF | appears to be stained, scratched, or covered in various strange
CF | liquids. A rotting wooden table, with plastic chairs around it, is
CF | close to the entrance. Off to the northeast, you can see a crowd of
CF | seated customers, except they're not moving. The room is completely
CF | silent.
CF |
CF | Noxie is behind the counter.
CF |
CF | Shush and Ari are here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x countar"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > X COUNTAR
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x counter"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > X COUNTER
CF |
CF | A counter, covered in small rings from the drinks left on it.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Yeah."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ne"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > NE
CF |
CF | "A-bup-bup-bup!" Noxie runs up and sticks out her grimy hand to block
CF | you from going any further. Strange.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | The only way to go is south.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Hm."
DavidW says, "I'm gonna try it"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Town - West Square
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Noxie leans over the counter and waves goodbye. "Byeeeee, Jimin!", she
CF | calls out.
CF |
CF | Town - West Square
CF | There are some important fixtures on the west side of town. Going
CF | north takes you to Noxie's Place, while Saucedo's Bakery is to the
CF | south. You can see more buildings to the east. The exit to the town is
CF | to the west.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - East Square
CF | It's a pretty quiet town, but it's a nice place to live. A bulletin
CF | board is posted in the center of the square. Additionally, stone paths
CF | lead to various buildings. To the south, you can see Kash Bros.
CF | Emporium, and the armory is to the southwest. A few residential houses
CF | are found to the north. More buildings are off to the west, while
CF | going further east brings you to the town well.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - Well
CF | There's a well outside town. You question its purpose, considering
CF | modern plumbing has become widespread, but it's so easily accessible
CF | that it hardly matters. The town is back to the west.
CF |
CF | You can see a bucket (in which are some water) here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wash cups"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > WASH CUPS
CF |
CF | It's nice that you want to clean them, but what are you going to do
CF | that with?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wash cups with water"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > WASH CUPS WITH WATER
CF |
CF | I only understood you as far as wanting to wash Noxie's cups.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take bucket"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > TAKE BUCKET
CF |
CF | You turn the crank and lift the bucket up. It's full of water.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wash cups"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > WASH CUPS
CF |
CF | You get down to work, giving Noxie's cups a good scrubbing with the
CF | well water. And it works! They're shiny and clean now.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "wow. That worked."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop bucket"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > DROP BUCKET
CF |
CF | Dropped.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - East Square
CF | It's a pretty quiet town, but it's a nice place to live. A bulletin
CF | board is posted in the center of the square. Additionally, stone paths
CF | lead to various buildings. To the south, you can see Kash Bros.
CF | Emporium, and the armory is to the southwest. A few residential houses
CF | are found to the north. More buildings are off to the west, while
CF | going further east brings you to the town well.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Town - West Square
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - West Square
CF | There are some important fixtures on the west side of town. Going
CF | north takes you to Noxie's Place, while Saucedo's Bakery is to the
CF | south. You can see more buildings to the east. The exit to the town is
CF | to the west.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Noxie's Place
CF | You've never been a fan of Noxie's Place. Every surface imaginable
CF | appears to be stained, scratched, or covered in various strange
CF | liquids. A rotting wooden table, with plastic chairs around it, is
CF | close to the entrance. Off to the northeast, you can see a crowd of
CF | seated customers, except they're not moving. The room is completely
CF | silent.
CF |
CF | Noxie is behind the counter.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give cups to noxie"
CF ] Noxie's Place
CF | >
CF | > GIVE CUPS TO NOXIE
CF |
CF | You carefully place the cups on the counter. Noxie picks one up and
CF | inspects it, then gives you a thumbs up. "You did it, Jimin! You'd be
CF | great at working here!" This sentence worries you somewhat, but you
CF | maintain composure.
CF |
CF | "Anyways! Here's your reward!" Noxie hands you a ten dollar bill. Not
CF | much, but it was an easy job. You accept the money and bid
CF | Noxie farewell.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Town - West Square
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - West Square
CF | There are some important fixtures on the west side of town. Going
CF | north takes you to Noxie's Place, while Saucedo's Bakery is to the
CF | south. You can see more buildings to the east. The exit to the town is
CF | to the west.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bill"
CF ] Town - West Square
CF | >
CF | > X BILL
CF |
CF | A green dollar bill. You earned this fair and square through working
CF | for Noxie.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Town - West Square
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | From here, you can go north, south, and east.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - East Square
CF | It's a pretty quiet town, but it's a nice place to live. A bulletin
CF | board is posted in the center of the square. Additionally, stone paths
CF | lead to various buildings. To the south, you can see Kash Bros.
CF | Emporium, and the armory is to the southwest. A few residential houses
CF | are found to the north. More buildings are off to the west, while
CF | going further east brings you to the town well.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - Well
CF | There's a well outside town. You question its purpose, considering
CF | modern plumbing has become widespread, but it's so easily accessible
CF | that it hardly matters. The town is back to the west.
CF |
CF | You can see a bucket (empty) here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Town - Well
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | The only way to go is west.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Town - East Square
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - East Square
CF | It's a pretty quiet town, but it's a nice place to live. A bulletin
CF | board is posted in the center of the square. Additionally, stone paths
CF | lead to various buildings. To the south, you can see Kash Bros.
CF | Emporium, and the armory is to the southwest. A few residential houses
CF | are found to the north. More buildings are off to the west, while
CF | going further east brings you to the town well.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | Flourescent lights hum, today's pop music pipes through the speakers,
CF | and white hallways stretch as far as the eye can see, full of shelves
CF | stocking various miscellaneous items. You can get back to town through
CF | the north exit.
CF |
CF | Cash and Kash are at the front desk.
CF |
CF | Kash zips and unzips his jacket a bit.
CF |
CF | Cash flips through a magazine.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "buy all"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > BUY ALL
CF |
CF | You can't use multiple objects with that verb.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to kash"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO KASH
CF |
CF | To speak with Kash Baylen, choose a topic from below and SAY [the
CF | topic] TO KASH BAYLEN.
CF |
CF | Things to say to Kash Baylen:
CF | About Noxie - What do you think of Noxie?
CF | *About Kash - What do you think of Kash Baylen?
CF | *About Cash - What do you think of Cash Dynamite?
CF | *Introduction - "Can you tell me about yourself?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "say about noxie to kash"
CF ] Town - Kash Bros. Emporium
CF | >
CF | > SAY ABOUT NOXIE TO KASH
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "uh, I think I'm done with this one."
DavidW says, "I don't think there's enough game left to try to continue."
Jade says, "enough"
Jacqueline says, "Fair"
Jacqueline says, "I'm okay with that - we have a representative tasts."
Jacqueline says, "er, taste"
Jacqueline asks, "Do we want to hit the third? Or next week?"
Jacqueline says, "We have August to vote."
Jade says, "yes, enough eating"
Jacqueline says, "Also, we should vote on all the games - hopefully each of us shall peruse the three non-Floydable ones as well."




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