ClubFloyd Transcript:
The Loneliest House by Tabitha O'Connell / alyshkalia
As played on ifMUD on November 23, 2023

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of The Loneliest House written by Tabitha O'Connell / alyshkalia. The Loneliest House was released as part of ECTOPCOMP 2023; it placed ninth in La Petite Mort. It was also an entrant in The Bare-Bones Jam. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask loneliesthouse"
CF ]
CF |
CF |
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CF | You've always been drawn to the lonely old house on the hill outside
CF | your town. It's been abandoned for as long as you've lived here;
CF | you've never seen it get any care or attention. To everyone else, it's
CF | just a part of the scenery. But to you it's always been something
CF | more--a mystery, an omen, a promise.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | more--a mystery, an omen, a promise.
CF | Today, on a bright autumn afternoon, you've felt compelled to climb
CF | the hill and take a closer look.
CF |
CF | The Loneliest House
CF | An Interactive Fiction by Tabitha O'Connell
CF | Release 1 / Serial number 231017 / Inform 7 v10.1.2
CF |
CF | Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | You are standing outside the lonely old house on the hill. An ancient
CF | fence around it bars you from entry.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I don't recognize this author's name."
keltena asks, "Did you want me to keep driving, or just for the last one?"
DavidW asks, "Are you up for driving still?"
keltena says, "Sure."
Jade says, "Tabitha has several games"
DavidW says, "I asked for help because I wasn't (seemingly) getting anywhere and I thought a new perspective would be helpful."
keltena says, "Gotcha."
DavidW says (to keltena), "Continue to drive if you want to."
keltena says, "I'm good continuing if you want, but if you'd rather pick back up feel free"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X HOUSE
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "check our inventory to see what, if anything, we have."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are carrying nothing.
CF |
CF | From somewhere far away, you hear the playful shouts of children.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X ME
CF |
CF | Unlike the lonely old house on the hill, you are perfectly ordinary.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Cute."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X FENCE
CF |
CF | A wire fence bearing an old, faded "KEEP OUT" sign. You don't mind it;
CF | you just like looking at the house.
CF |
CF | A dog barks in the distance.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Of course, perfectly ordinary could mean a whole lot of things still."
keltena asks, "We are perfectly ordinary by our standards, and really, isn't that what matters?"
Knight_Otu says, "True."
keltena says, "Oddly peaceful."
Lancelot asks, "climb porch?"
DavidW asks, "hm. So do we stay outside then? Circle around and look at the cupola and so on? Or do we break the fence or climb it?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "climb porch"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > CLIMB PORCH
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "ow"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x cupola"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X CUPOLA
CF |
CF | On the roof is the cupola, a smaller cube crowning the large cube of
CF | the house. The cupola's walls are mostly taken up by windows. You can
CF | imagine what excellent views it would provide.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "hm. No climb?"
DavidW asks, "x windows?"
keltena asks, "Huh. I wonder if we actually are going to spend a lot of this time just looking, like we planned?"
Jade says, "no climb"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x windows"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X WINDOWS
CF |
CF | Each side of the cupola has a pair of tall, narrow windows with
CF | round-arched tops. Thin wooden muntins divide each window into four.
CF |
CF | The browning leaves on the trees beyond the house rustle in the wind.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x trees"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X TREES
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the trees.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "open fence?"
keltena says, "Heh. We know what we're here for, I guess."
DavidW says, "I got plenty of muntin"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x muntins"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X MUNTINS
CF |
CF | Unlike the fake plastic ones these days that get stuck onto windows
CF | for show, these long, thin pieces of wood hold the windowpanes in
CF | place.
CF |
CF | A flock of geese flies by, honking plaintively.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "open fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > OPEN FENCE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "nice atmosphere building"
Lancelot says, "ouch no open either"
keltena says, "Maybe we're a one-verb kinda person in addition to a one-house kinda person."
DavidW says, "so strange"
keltena says, "(Or not the sort that's physically capable of such things.)"
Knight_Otu asks, "One-track mind?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x windowpanes"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X WINDOWPANES
CF |
CF | The glass is slightly warped, a sign of its age. You can imagine the
CF | view through it, into a room with a hardwood floor and cozy window
CF | seats.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Hm."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x window seats"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X WINDOW SEATS
CF |
CF | I only understood you as far as wanting to examine the windows.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Guess not."
Lancelot asks, "any compass dirs?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | You are standing outside the lonely old house on the hill. An ancient
CF | fence around it bars you from entry.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | It's gotten a bit chillier since you arrived.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "Look through windows?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "look through window"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > LOOK THROUGH WINDOW
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "look through windows"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > LOOK THROUGH WINDOWS
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Very minimal."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x porch"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X PORCH
CF |
CF | A full-width porch, large and airy, perfect for sitting outside on a
CF | nice day. The top is outlined by a row of decorative brackets.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "enter fence"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "enter fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > ENTER FENCE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "x roof? Or did we do that one?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x roof"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X ROOF
CF |
CF | On the roof is the cupola, a smaller cube crowning the large cube of
CF | the house. The cupola's walls are mostly taken up by windows. You can
CF | imagine what excellent views it would provide.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "ok no enter either"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x brackets"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X BRACKETS
CF |
CF | Delicately carved, the brackets curve in a scroll-like shape. Their
CF | paint is flaking off.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x paint"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X PAINT
CF |
CF | Once a bright yellow, the paint is faded and dull now, with bits
CF | peeling away to reveal the wood underneath.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x wood"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X WOOD
CF |
CF | Tinged gray where it's been left exposed to the elements. You can
CF | imagine how it would feel under your fingers, worn soft.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "touch wood"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "touch wood"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TOUCH WOOD
CF |
CF | You can't reach that, or don't need to.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu exclaims, "HEy, another verb!"
keltena says, "Perhaps we can't and we don't need to, if we're content to look."
Knight_Otu says, "(sorry)"
keltena says, "But yeah, surprised it got a response!"
Lancelot says, "indeed... open/climb/enter didnt"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x sign"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X SIGN
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the sign.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Heh."
DavidW says, "Key Pout"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x entrance"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X ENTRANCE
CF |
CF | Within a large arch is a pair of doors. You can imagine how it would
CF | feel to walk through them, knowing as you left your beautiful house
CF | that it would be here waiting for you on your return.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "read sign"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "read sign"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > READ SIGN
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the sign.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Whoops."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x arch"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X ARCH
CF |
CF | The heavy wooden doors are a rich blue and have a symmetrical pair of
CF | metal knobs.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "knobs!"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x knobs"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X KNOBS
CF |
CF | The knobs are roughly egg-shaped, and you can make out a pattern on
CF | them.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x pattern"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X PATTERN
CF |
CF | A raised design is imprinted on the metal. You can imagine how it
CF | would feel under your hand as you turned the knob to go inside.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "turn knob"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TURN KNOB
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "imagine?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "imagine"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > IMAGINE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "and you may say to yourself, this is not my beautiful house"
keltena says, "Oh, I really liked that idea though"
keltena says (to Roger), "Hee."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x beautiful wife"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X BEAUTIFUL WIFE
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "The game is drilling deep into the descriptions."
Lancelot asks, "trying to turn knobs?"
DavidW says, "Multi-level, I think is what we called this."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x walls"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X WALLS
CF |
CF | Each side of the cupola has a pair of tall, narrow windows with
CF | round-arched tops. Thin wooden muntins divide each window into four.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "examining things and things of things etc"
DavidW says, "Metamorphosis being the main genesis."
Jade says, "as in Lime Ergot"
keltena says, "Yeah."
DavidW says, "Several games have used this technique now."
Lancelot says, "I remmeber article by Emily SHort sabout cabinet desc yeah"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "listen"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > LISTEN
CF |
CF | You think you can hear the house creaking.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "listen to house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > LISTEN TO HOUSE
CF |
CF | You think you can hear the house creaking.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Hm."
DavidW asks, "Are the geese or children still around to listen to?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "listen to children"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > LISTEN TO CHILDREN
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Guess not."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "touch fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TOUCH FENCE
CF |
CF | You can't reach that, or don't need to.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "did we try any compass dirs yet"
keltena says, "Not yet. Let's see."
DavidW asks, "What about the hill itself?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "north"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > NORTH
CF |
CF | You don't want to leave here.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Aw."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO HOUSE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "just a thought"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x hill"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X HILL
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the hill.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Tough crowd, we are."
Lancelot asks, "we did try x sign?"
DavidW says, "we did"
keltena says, "Yep. Nothing special about it."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X FENCE
CF |
CF | A wire fence bearing an old, faded "KEEP OUT" sign. You don't mind it;
CF | you just like looking at the house.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "hmm"
keltena says, "At least the fence bears a brief mention."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x leaves"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X LEAVES
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the leaves.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X HOUSE
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "x house? sah"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "enter house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > ENTER HOUSE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I'm hoping the porch light eventually comes on, and we touch it, and the house goes 'home'."
Lancelot says, "hmm"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "touch house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TOUCH HOUSE
CF |
CF | You can't reach that, or don't need to.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu asks, "Long shot, but COUNT LEAVES?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "count leaves"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > COUNT LEAVES
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "lol"
Knight_Otu says, "Aw."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "take sign"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TAKE SIGN
CF |
CF | That's hardly portable.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "push fence?"
Jade says, "piss fence"
DavidW says, "leaved you for someone else"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "push fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > PUSH FENCE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "okay no push eitehr"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "unlock fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > UNLOCK FENCE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "think"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > THINK
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "smell?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "smell"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > SMELL
CF |
CF | The odor of old wood fills your nostrils.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "smell wood"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > SMELL WOOD
CF |
CF | The odor of old wood fills your nostrils.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "lick :D"
DavidW asks, "think?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "smell fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > SMELL FENCE
CF |
CF | The odor of old wood fills your nostrils.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "We don't know how to think, apparently"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "taste"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TASTE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "listen, smell..."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "lick fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > LICK FENCE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "sleep"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > SLEEP
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "wait?"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "wait"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > WAIT
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "I've got a few ideas, if you don't mind"
keltena asks, "Mmhm?"
Lancelot says, "lol would be grand if everything we did donesnt work but wait opens the door lol"
Roger says (to floyd), "x gate"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X GATE
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "climb fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > CLIMB FENCE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "open fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > OPEN FENCE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "okay, the plan is to find a large Amazon box, put it on the porch, enter the box, close the box, and wait for someone to take us inside."
Roger says (to floyd), "knock on sign"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > KNOCK ON SIGN
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > keltena says (to DavidW), "Pfft."
Roger says (to floyd), "up"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > UP
CF |
CF | You don't want to leave here.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Heh."
Roger says (to floyd), "jump fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > JUMP FENCE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "kick fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > KICK FENCE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "dig"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > DIG
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "enter fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > ENTER FENCE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "x fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X FENCE
CF |
CF | A wire fence bearing an old, faded "KEEP OUT" sign. You don't mind it;
CF | you just like looking at the house.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "go house?"
Roger says (to floyd), "x wire"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X WIRE
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot asks, "look at house?"
DavidW asks, "I can't tell if there's a goal here or not. Are we making progress?"
Roger says (to floyd), "enter house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > ENTER HOUSE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "go house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > GO HOUSE
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "enter yard"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > ENTER YARD
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "enter fence"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > ENTER FENCE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "i"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You are carrying nothing.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "This is like an IF Art Show entry."
keltena says, "I feel like examining was progress, but I'm blanking on what else to try..."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x tops"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X TOPS
CF |
CF | Each side of the cupola has a pair of tall, narrow windows with
CF | round-arched tops. Thin wooden muntins divide each window into four.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "throw rock at window"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > THROW ROCK AT WINDOW
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "we just like to look at the house it says"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x panes"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X PANES
CF |
CF | The glass is slightly warped, a sign of its age. You can imagine the
CF | view through it, into a room with a hardwood floor and cozy window
CF | seats.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x floor"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X FLOOR
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x view"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X VIEW
CF |
CF | You glance over your shoulder, back the way you came. The scene is
CF | pretty, the town in the valley below and the fall colors of the hills
CF | beyond, but it would be even better from the house. Ah, well.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Ah, it's something, at least."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x hills"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X HILLS
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "is it we who are the ghost"
keltena says, "Entirely possible."
Roger says (to floyd), "haunt house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > HAUNT HOUSE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x door"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X DOOR
CF |
CF | The heavy wooden doors are a rich blue and have a symmetrical pair of
CF | metal knobs.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu says, "Could be."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x grass"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X GRASS
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x ground"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X GROUND
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x sky"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X SKY
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the sun.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I forget if we examining ourself at all."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X ME
CF |
CF | Unlike the lonely old house on the hill, you are perfectly ordinary.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "We're perfectly ordinary."
DavidW says, "oh, we did"
Lancelot says, "but the hosue is not"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "hug house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > HUG HOUSE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | > Knight_Otu asks, "Perfectly ordinary... for a ghost?"
keltena says, "Perfectly ordinary."
keltena says, "Perfectly."
Roger says (to floyd), "keep out"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > KEEP OUT
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "sit"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > SIT
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "take house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TAKE HOUSE
CF |
CF | That's hardly portable.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "in"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > IN
CF |
CF | You don't want to leave here.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "be house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > BE HOUSE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "leave"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > LEAVE
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "sing"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > SING
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x porch"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X PORCH
CF |
CF | A full-width porch, large and airy, perfect for sitting outside on a
CF | nice day. The top is outlined by a row of decorative brackets.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "> look up house on Zillow"
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "look under porch"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > LOOK UNDER PORCH
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "search porch"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > SEARCH PORCH
CF |
CF | That's not a verb I recognise.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "feel air"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > FEEL AIR
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "feel"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > FEEL
CF |
CF | What do you want to feel?
CF |
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "me"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > ME
CF |
CF | You achieve nothing by this.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "Ghost status remains inconclusive."
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | All you can see is the lonely old house.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "take sign"
CF | >
CF | > TAKE SIGN
CF |
CF | You blink, and suddenly you aren't looking at the house anymore.
CF | You're somewhere high up, seeing out over your town and the mountains
CF | beyond. The view is as gorgeous as you imagined.
CF |
CF | Redirecting your awareness, you find that you can see inside the
CF | cupola too. Not just see it, but feel it--the wood of the walls, the
CF | coolness of the windowpanes, the draftiness of the roof. The stories
CF | below, as well--the rooms, the stairs, the floorboards, the porch,
CF | down to the very texture of the doorknobs. You know every inch of this
CF | house now. keltena says, "Whoa."
Roger says, "WHAT"
Knight_Otu says, "Huh."
keltena asks, "Wow. What triggered that?"
DavidW asks, "What on earth triggered that?"
Roger says, ">TAKE SIGN"
keltena says, "Yeah, but we'd tried that one before, so I was wondering if it was something else about the context :|a"
keltena says, "Curious."
Knight_Otu asks, "Ghost status - likely confirmed?"
Roger says, "hunh"
DavidW says, "push space, I think."
Jade says, "well done"
keltena asks, "Automatic after a certain amount of looking?"
DavidW says, "I see no prompt."
Roger says (to floyd), "push green"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | house now.
CF |
CF |
CF | *** You are the lonely old house on the hill. ***
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
CF | command?
CF | >
keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "press space"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > PRESS SPACE
CF |
CF | Please give one of the answers above.
CF |
CF | Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
CF | command?
CF | > keltena says, "Ah, there we go then."
keltena asks, "I suppose BE HOUSE was just a bit premature?"
DavidW says, "congrats"
Roger says, "lower case n, standing on a hill"
keltena says, "That was odd and nice."
Jade says, "1 move game"
Roger says, "leaves me wanting more but not quite in a good way"
Roger says (to floyd), "restart"
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | You've always been drawn to the lonely old house on the hill outside
CF | your town. It's been abandoned for as long as you've lived here;
CF | you've never seen it get any care or attention. To everyone else, it's
CF | just a part of the scenery. But to you it's always been something
CF | more--a mystery, an omen, a promise.
Roger says (to floyd), "push space"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF |
CF | Today, on a bright autumn afternoon, you've felt compelled to climb
CF | the hill and take a closer look.
CF |
CF | The Loneliest House
CF | An Interactive Fiction by Tabitha O'Connell
CF | Release 1 / Serial number 231017 / Inform 7 v10.1.2
CF |
CF | Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | You are standing outside the lonely old house on the hill. An ancient
CF | fence around it bars you from entry.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "take sign"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TAKE SIGN
CF |
CF | That's hardly portable.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "take sign"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TAKE SIGN
CF |
CF | That's hardly portable.
CF |
CF | From somewhere far away, you hear the playful shouts of children.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "take sign"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TAKE SIGN
CF |
CF | That's hardly portable.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "so not one move"
Roger says (to floyd), "x sign"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X SIGN
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the sign.
CF |
CF | A dog barks in the distance.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "read sign"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > READ SIGN
CF |
CF | You see nothing special about the sign.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "weird"
DavidW says, "I think maybe it's just X moves."
keltena says, "I think so too."
Roger says, "yeah could be"
keltena says, "Or X moves after examining everything, might be more likely."
Roger says (to floyd), "z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z."
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | The browning leaves on the trees beyond the house rustle in the wind.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | A flock of geese flies by, honking plaintively.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | A flock of geese flies by, honking plaintively.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | From somewhere far away, you hear the playful shouts of children.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | The browning leaves on the trees beyond the house rustle in the wind.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | A dog barks in the distance.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | A dog barks in the distance.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | From somewhere far away, you hear the playful shouts of children.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | The browning leaves on the trees beyond the house rustle in the wind.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | A flock of geese flies by, honking plaintively.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | The browning leaves on the trees beyond the house rustle in the wind.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | A dog barks in the distance.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | A flock of geese flies by, honking plaintively.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | From somewhere far away, you hear the playful shouts of children.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | Time passes.
CF |
CF | From somewhere far away, you hear the playful shouts of children.
CF |
CF | > Lancelot says, "lol"
Knight_Otu says, "I guessed one has to look at everything before you can take sign to become house."
Roger says, "ANYWAY, that was something"
Roger says, "good luck on the walkthrough"
DavidW says, "heh"
Lancelot says, "hmm"
Lancelot says, "x all and then take sign"
DavidW says, "The map, at least, will be very simple."
Lancelot says, "X marks the spot lol"
keltena says, "Heh."
Knight_Otu says, "Hah."
DavidW says, "I think three games for today is plenty, and we only have 15 minutes left regardless."
Jade says, "take sign is the correct command"
Roger says, "sure"
keltena says, "Yeah. That was a nice mix of games, though."
Roger says (to floyd), "x house"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X HOUSE
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | >
Roger says (to floyd), "x house. x house. x house. x house. x house. x house. x house. x house. x house. x house. x house. x house."
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > X HOUSE. X HOUSE. X HOUSE. X HOUSE. X HOUSE. X HOUSE. X HOUSE. X
CF | HOUSE. X HOUSE. X HOUSE. X HOUSE. X HOUSE.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | The browning leaves on the trees beyond the house rustle in the wind.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | A dog barks in the distance.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | A flock of geese flies by, honking plaintively.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | A flock of geese flies by, honking plaintively.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | A dog barks in the distance.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | The browning leaves on the trees beyond the house rustle in the wind.
CF |
CF | The house is a large, once-grand, Italianate-style residence. A porch
CF | stretches across the front, sheltering the entrance, and atop the roof
CF | is a cupola.
CF |
CF | > keltena says, "I don't think I'd have wanted three of any of them, but it was nice."
Roger says (to floyd), "take sign"
CF ] Outside the lonely old house on the hill
CF | >
CF | > TAKE SIGN
CF |
CF | That's hardly portable.
CF |
CF | From somewhere far away, you hear the playful shouts of children.
CF |
CF | > Jade asks, "????"
Roger says, "just seeing"
keltena says (to Roger), "I feel like your replay of the game is almost its own piece of art."
Roger says, "I'm like one of those vampires counting rice"
DavidW says, "The porch doing its yoga stretches."
keltena says, ""x house. x house. x house. x house. x house. x house..." has some very driven-mad-by-a-simple-Ectocomp-game energy to it"
keltena says, "It's like a creepypasta, maybe."
Roger says, "...the Xs were coming from outside the house!!! wooo pretty scary eh kids"
keltena says, "But in that case, who was phone? :|a"
DavidW says, "I don't remember any other game presenting an old house and not giving me any way into it."
keltena asks, "I guess you've learned a valuable lesson about trespassing?"
DavidW says, "oh, um, sure."
keltena says, "...admittedly, the lesson is to become the house instead of entering it, so I'm not actually sure how applicable that is."
Knight_Otu asks, "But is it trespassing if we re the house?"
DavidW says, "I'll just take this zucchini casserole welcome to the neighbourhood gift back home."
keltena asks, "Do you think we can invite a vampire in if we're the house?"
DavidW says, "And of course I won't gossip about their choice of furnishings at all. Nope. Not me."
DavidW says (to keltena), "interesting question"
DavidW says, "We probably have to change the sign, at the very least."
Knight_Otu says, ""Keep me undemolished.""
keltena says, "Perhaps just "Welcome.""
DavidW says, "'Bloodhaven Sanctuary - Everyone Welcome'"
Knight_Otu says, "But yeah, a sign that says... right."
Knight_Otu says, ""Come on in. Forever.""
keltena says, ""Stay. Please.""
DavidW says, "Hotel California"
Knight_Otu says, ""Ah, another visitor. Stay a while. Stay forevah!""
DavidW says, "That would be an interesting premise."
DavidW says, "There was one game sorta like that. Koustrea's something."
DavidW says, "You could hyperwait for a dripping stalagtite to fill a container over centuries, and you just do that."
DavidW says, "Everyone in the building was immortal, or seemed to be."
keltena says, "Huh. Note to self to check that one out."
DavidW says, "It's a bizarre one."
Lancelot says, "gotta go see ya next week"
Jade says, "Godnight I am going to bed. See you next week."
DavidW says, "yes, thanks to everyone, esp keltena for driving."
keltena says, "Bye/night, everyone!"
DavidW says, "Take care. See you next week!"




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