  
ClubFloyd Transcript:
The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each
week at a pre-arranged time, a group of
people meet online to cooperatively play
a game of interactive fiction.
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ToyShop & Floyditorium
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#ClubFloyd Discussion
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| Pinkunz says, "(copy-pasted message for Pinkunz) Hey, I'm going to sit in on ClubFloyd today and just read through. It's difficult to type (MUD doesn't recognise accented letters, and I keep pressing them - still in hospital, on heavy painkillers, hard to type properly)." | ||
| inventor says (to Pinkunz), "Super valid~" | ||
| manonamora asks, "what game is on the docket?" | ||
| DavidW says, "I dunno" | ||
| catherine says, "how about, idk, Get Corn or something" | ||
| DavidW asks, "'Get Corn'? Is that a game title?" | ||
| inventor covers their face. | ||
| manonamora says, "it's inventor's game :P" | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "That sounds fun. I want to get the corn." | ||
| manonamora says, "[LINK]" | ||
| catherine says, "and a game i did the cover for! :3" | ||
| catherine says, "with some help and artistic direction from inventor of course" | ||
| says, "huh. Okay. Gimme a minute to download it from IFDB and upload it to Floyd." | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask getcorn" | ||
| CF | Are you using a screen reader to play this story? | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (The choices are | ||
| CF | Y for "Yes", or | ||
| CF | N for "No".) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Roger says, "We kind of are" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "y" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > Y | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Excellent! There are a few more adjustments to make, in order to make | ||
| CF | this | ||
| CF | game as accessible as possible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Up ahead is a "press any key to continue" prompt or a "more" prompt. | ||
| CF | No matter | ||
| CF | which one appears, it should be written after the countdown. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | What we want to do is make sure your screen reader is able to read it. | ||
| CF | Again, | ||
| CF | it should be written after the countdown. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Ready? Three. Two. One. Go. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | catherine says, "yeah floyd has similar accessibility needs to a screenreader" | |
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | Welcome back! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Did a prompt to press any key appear after the countdown? | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (The choices are | ||
| CF | Y for "Yes", or | ||
| CF | N for "No".) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "It still makes me so happy that the game actually checks if you can see the [MORE]" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "y" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > Y | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Okay! Two more screen reader adjustments to go! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | What kind of encapsulation do you want for commands? | ||
| CF | Some commands blend into the sentence, so you can choose a phrase that | ||
| CF | is read | ||
| CF | aloud before and after a command, to make its presence more apparent. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (The choices are | ||
| CF | 1 for "stars", | ||
| CF | 2 for "caps", | ||
| CF | 3 for "quote and unquote", or | ||
| CF | 4 for "phrase and end phrase".) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The description for "stars" is: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | This example sentence explains that you can star, turn on the sink, | ||
| CF | star in the | ||
| CF | bathroom. You can also use the jump command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The description for "caps" is: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | This example sentence explains that you can caps, turn on the sink, | ||
| CF | caps in the | ||
| CF | bathroom. You can also use the jump command. | ||
| CF | [More] | inventor says, "Oh yeah, this is because it's assumed the text is being read aloud, and there was a thread where accessibility options were being discussed." | |
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | The description for "quote and unquote" is: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | This example sentence explains that you can quote, turn on the sink, | ||
| CF | unquote in | ||
| CF | the bathroom. You can also use the jump command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The description for "phrase and end phrase" is: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | This example sentence explains that you can phrase, turn on the sink, | ||
| CF | end | ||
| CF | phrase in the bathroom. You can also use the jump command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | DavidW asks, "That's gonna be horrible for us, isn't it?" | |
| inventor says, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe lol. I'll add this situation to my notes as well..." | ||
| Cerfeuil asks, "Hmm. If we have to choose one, I'd say quote and unquote seems the most natural. We'd have to use the non-screenreader version to avoid this, right?" | ||
| inventor says (to Cerfeuil), "Correct." | ||
| Roger says, "my vote is for sarcasm quotes" | ||
| DavidW says (to Cerfeuil), "I agree" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "3" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > 3 | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Okay, here's a sentence with an encapsulated command, which uses | ||
| CF | commas: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | This example suggests that you quote, close the door, unquote. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | What follows is the same encapsulation example, but without the | ||
| CF | commas: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | This example suggests that you quote close the door unquote. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Would you like to keep using commas when commands are encapsulated? | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (The choices are | ||
| CF | Y for "Yes", or | ||
| CF | N for "No".) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Roger says, "I quote really love unquote this approach" | |
| keltena says, "I like the quotes too." | ||
| Roger says, "(actually I guess I kinda do)" | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "Oh wow, and they even ask if you want commas. I vote yes." | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "y" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > Y | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Content warning: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Sexual themes. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | catherine says, "this is very in-depth, even if it missed this particular edge case" | |
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | Sleep has not been easy, and the effects are really starting to set | ||
| CF | in. | ||
| CF | Shadows in the darkness have started to move on their own, and your | ||
| CF | memory is | ||
| CF | beginning a slow collapse into a noisy drone. Your head feels like | ||
| CF | it's full | ||
| CF | of bees, attempting to lift it from your shoulders, and your headache | ||
| CF | is never- | ||
| CF | ending. You no longer believe there's a world outside of your | ||
| CF | apartment, and | ||
| CF | have accepted your new life in this pocket-universe. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You tried to sleep just now, but nightmares and anxieties have | ||
| CF | prevented you | ||
| CF | from fully entering any approximation of rest, and now you're wired | ||
| CF | with a kind | ||
| CF | of false energy that you should not be capable of acquiring. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | But... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | catherine says, "damn that's evocative" | |
| inventor tries to keep their comments to themself and just let people play. | ||
| manonamora goes home. | Cerfeuil says, "Relatable." | |
| inventor says, "(based on a really bad insomnia episode I had last year)" | ||
| DavidW says, "This is very me." | ||
| DavidW says, "I live in the pocket universe of my apartment and IF games." | ||
| Cerfeuil asks, ""You no longer believe there's a world outside of your apartment" <== who hasn't been here?" | ||
| DavidW says, "well, the world outside of my apartment wants me to report my taxes and check the mail and stuff." | ||
| catherine says, "alas, i am financially and nutritively tethered to externals, but otherwise i would have" | ||
| DavidW says, "It's also where they keep all the new food." | ||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | ...corn will save you, surely. Corn will fix you. The shadows | ||
| CF | only mock you | ||
| CF | because you lack corn. The world will reassemble around your | ||
| CF | apartment, but | ||
| CF | only with the power of corn. Corn heals all wounds, as they | ||
| CF | say. Do they say? | ||
| CF | Who says anything anymore? | ||
| CF | Does all human wisdom descend from the illuminating aura of | ||
| CF | corn? | ||
| CF | Probably, if historians would ask you. It's the only | ||
| CF | conclusion that makes | ||
| CF | sense, after all. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You blink. Maybe you're getting carried away. Or maybe you're | ||
| CF | justified in | ||
| CF | your sudden realization of such a clear, overarching motivation for | ||
| CF | existence. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The melatonin has failed you nine times now, but corn cannot | ||
| CF | disappoint. The | ||
| CF | universe told you so. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your new purpose is clear, even if nothing else is: | ||
| CF | Get Corn | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | catherine asks, "who needs new food when one has cans on cans of corn?" | |
| Cerfeuil exclaims, "Corn!" | ||
| catherine says, "and also beans." | ||
| sophia says, "damn thats so much melatonin" | ||
| Roger says, "head full of bees, tummy full of beans" | ||
| DavidW asks, "ugh. Who would want corn?" | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "Classic meal. (The corn, not the melatonin.)" | ||
| inventor says (to DavidW), "(...me, lol)" | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "Hey, I like corn. It tastes great. Even canned corn kernels." | ||
| catherine says, "classic meal (the melatonin, too)" | ||
| sophia says, "the farmers here sell corn in the summer out the back of their trucks lol" | ||
| Cerfeuil says (to sophia), "That is so... farmercore." | ||
| inventor says, "Idk, when I was in the thick of it, all I could think about was the corn in the fridge. I don't normally enjoy it so much." | ||
| DavidW says, "I want onions, peppers, cucumbers, radishes, tomatoes, carrots." | ||
| sophia says, "its an honour system on if you pay which i think is WILD but smalltowns are just like that, i guess" | ||
| DavidW says, "I even want mushrooms more than I want corn." | ||
| sophia says, "mushrooms are FANTASTIC" | ||
| keltena asks (of DavidW), "Sure, but does all human wisdom descend from THEIR illuminating aura?" | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "You could make a really good vegetable stew if you put all those ingredients together." | ||
| DavidW says (to sophia), "It took me a while to understand mushroom's umami virtues." | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "All this is reminding me that I still need to eat a proper meal today." | ||
| Cerfeuil asks, "Brb?" | ||
| inventor says, "Well, the game has reminded someone to eat; if that's the one good impact this game has, then it's a win lol" | ||
| DavidW says, "I had a proper meal. Breakfast was eggs, tomato slices, ham, and those potato things that are like a half-deck of cards." | ||
| catherine says, "this game's probably not going to be trite" | ||
| DavidW pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | WELCOME TO... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | GET CORN | ||
| CF | version 0.9.0 BETA (Patch 0) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A game of longing, by Joey Cramsey | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | Your bedroom is cramped--maybe coffin-like--but it's home. | ||
| CF | The bed doubles as | ||
| CF | a chair for your small computer desk. Maybe other people would have | ||
| CF | used the | ||
| CF | rest of the apartment to spread out, but you've made your home in a | ||
| CF | condensed | ||
| CF | nest of easy-to-reach items, which form small corridors on the way | ||
| CF | out. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's a bit dark, but you know your way around. At least...you | ||
| CF | hope you know | ||
| CF | you way around. The apartment feels more alive lately... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There is a narrow space to the south, between two columns, formed by | ||
| CF | careful | ||
| CF | stacks of shelves, drawers, and other personal valuables. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "but it will certainly be corny" | |
| inventor says (to catherine), "eheheheh" | ||
| sophia says, "wow the half deck of cards thing is fancy" | ||
| Roger says, "running short on beta-cornamine" | ||
| sophia says, "one of my favourite mushroom dishes is cheung fun with ground beef + wood ear mushroom" | ||
| sophia says, "but its also good with shrimp lol" | ||
| DavidW asks, "so, is our goal to go to the store to buy corn, order corn online, or find corn somewhere in our home?" | ||
| Roger says, "who can say" | ||
| sophia asks, "maybe we should check in the house first?" | ||
| inventor isn't sure if they're allowed to answer that. | ||
| catherine says, "having *shelves* for one's personal items is such a luxury" | ||
| sophia says, "landlords be like noooo dont put holes in my walls to put things up on" | ||
| DavidW says (to Roger), "Maybe we can draw corn with our magic magic marker on the wall and take the corn right out of the wall." | ||
| Roger says, "also if the author is ever nominated for an award, I hope they have the good grace to say quote aww, shucks unquote" | ||
| sophia says, "LOL" | ||
| inventor says (to Roger), "Will do, lmao" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x me" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are a very very exhausted individual with a deep | ||
| CF | deep longing for corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (This was a function#480f9 !) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia asks, "this game is why uhhh TADS(?) was allowed to be its own category in the IFDB awards right?" | |
| inventor says (to Roger), "Actually, no, I'm writing that down now. That is a fantastic idea." | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > I | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are empty-handed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (From now-on, you will only be alerted if a function#480f9 was | ||
| CF | given a cost | ||
| CF | penalty!) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Pinkunz asks, "askk faavr??" | |
| catherine says, "oh is that debug output" | ||
| inventor exclaims (at sophia), "Yup!" | ||
| Roger says, "wait was <em> an option? I didn't notice that" | ||
| sophia says, "what's the favour meowre asking for pinkz" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "Hd phne cll." | ||
| Pinkunz says, "list trxk" | ||
| DavidW asks, "hide phone cell?" | ||
| sophia asks, "you had a phone call? lost track of what was going on?" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "tryy to scrrill up to acreenshhit" | ||
| sophia says, "not meowch, we just booted up get corn. meownon went to go take a nap" | ||
| keltena says, "We've just started playing Get Corn" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "so I can carcg up" | ||
| inventor says, ".Roger <em> is just Floyd struggling with TADS output, unfortunately." | ||
| Pinkunz says, "but on phne mudclnt." | ||
| DavidW says, "We've barely done anything yet." | ||
| inventor says, "(Ah, client failed)" | ||
| sophia asks, "i can take a screenshot for you if you want but the text is pink so. maybe a better idea for jess to since meowre colourblind ??" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "so evrytme some postta" | ||
| Roger says, "oh okay; nothing to worry about" | ||
| keltena says, "Floyd has his own unique accessibility needs" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "it drgs scren to botttm" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "wantd ask stp typng 4like 60 secndds" | ||
| DavidW says, "let me know when I should continue scoping out our own bedroom which probably doesn't have corn in it." | ||
| Pinkunz asks, "tht okaay?" | ||
| Jade says, "Ah, Get corn. All right." | ||
| DavidW says, "sure" | ||
| inventor nods! | ||
| Pinkunz says, "ty. willl let knw whn doin" | ||
| Roger says, "bookshelves filled with classics like The Corn of Wrath, War and Corn, A Tale of Two Corns" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "sssttahhp plse" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "doone" | ||
| DavidW says, "okay" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "vrey veery sorrey" | ||
| DavidW says, "s'okay" | ||
| inventor nods with a smile. "You're valid~" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bed" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X BED | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Just a simple twin-sized bed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to Roger), "Also, lol" | |
| keltena says, "Not a problem!" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look under bed" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/1<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LOOK UNDER BED | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You find nothing of interest under the bed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Pinkunz says, "p��lease continue" | |
| catherine says, "corn has now resumed" | ||
| DavidW asks, "Why is there nothing under this bed?" | ||
| sophia asks, "do people keep things under their beds??" | ||
| inventor says (to DavidW), "Because the author is a doofus." | ||
| keltena says, "It might just be that our sleep-deprived mind finds nothing but corn interesting" | ||
| Roger says, "there's nothing *of interest*, yeah" | ||
| inventor says (to sophia), "I do, lol" | ||
| Roger says, "also it's dark" | ||
| DavidW says (to sophia), "usually, unless the box doesn't leave any room." | ||
| Pinkunz asks, "auutho��r maybbe nit ply 905??" | ||
| sophia says, "huh. never realized that was a thing but it makes sense" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x desk" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/1<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X DESK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A small desk for a laptop. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x drawer" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/1<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X DRAWER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no drawer here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x laptop" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/1<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X LAPTOP | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your laptop is a bit large, and a major investment. It's helped you | ||
| CF | make rent | ||
| CF | for years, though, so it's been more than worth it. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says (to Pinkunz), "this has me picturing a Get Corn/9:05 mashup" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn it on" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/2<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TURN IT ON | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "which is... a pretty incredible concept" | |
| sophia says, "damn mc is really hankering for corn" | ||
| DavidW says, "GASP. How can corn by more important than a laptop?!" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x shelves" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/2<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X SHELVES | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no shelves here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/2<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > L | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | Your bedroom is cramped--maybe coffin-like--but it's home. | ||
| CF | The bed doubles as | ||
| CF | a chair for your small computer desk. Maybe other people would have | ||
| CF | used the | ||
| CF | rest of the apartment to spread out, but you've made your home in a | ||
| CF | condensed | ||
| CF | nest of easy-to-reach items, which form small corridors on the way | ||
| CF | out. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's a bit dark, but you know your way around. At least...you | ||
| CF | hope you know | ||
| CF | you way around. The apartment feels more alive lately... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There is a narrow space to the south, between two columns, formed by | ||
| CF | careful | ||
| CF | stacks of shelves, drawers, and other personal valuables. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x columns" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/2<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X COLUMNS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no columns here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Ah, so this is before I added 'shelves' as a vocab" | |
| sophia says, "this is so sad. somemeowdy get this meowmeow a chair" | ||
| Roger says, "Pick Up the Corn and Sleep" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get on bed" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) (on the bed) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/3<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > GET ON BED | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You get on the bed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sleep" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) (on the bed) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/4<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SLEEP | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You wonder if it's time to finally give up on sleep, and join the | ||
| CF | world of | ||
| CF | stones and trees. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "(Ah... it's before a lot of vocab was added... Thank you, testers, for all the vocab ideas!)" | |
| catherine says, "belatedly, i recently discovered that the thing i was keeping under my bed... was mold" | ||
| sophia asks, "can we jump on the bed?" | ||
| keltena says (to catherine), "oh NO D:" | ||
| sophia says, "omfg oh no not mould" | ||
| DavidW asks, "...the world of stones and trees...?" | ||
| sophia asks, "...what kind of mould was it?" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "jump" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/5<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > JUMP | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (first getting off of the bed) | ||
| CF | You jump on the spot, fruitlessly. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "i think that means like outside" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "jump on bed" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/6<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > JUMP ON BED | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (jump one bed) | ||
| CF | It is pointless to try to jump over the bed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Pinkunz says (to keltena), "k��rn/905 maasup wold be exccelent" | |
| sophia says, "sad. no jumping on the bed for us" | ||
| sophia asks, "any plushies on the bed? a pillow ?" | ||
| DavidW says, "I think we have to go south and leave our bedroom behind forever." | ||
| sophia says, "goodbye bedroom..." | ||
| keltena says (to Pinkunz), "right? there's a startling amount of untapped potential there" | ||
| DavidW says, "The bed didn't mention anything on it." | ||
| catherine says, "it was mold that seemed to respond well to a carpet cleaner, and that's all that mattered" | ||
| Roger says, "PC has made his choice between real hygiene and sleep hygiene and has no regrets" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/7<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > S | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine asks (of roger), "is the PC's gender established yet?" | |
| DavidW says, "I don't think so." | ||
| keltena asks, "I don't think it's mentioned?" | ||
| sophia says, "why's it forbidden" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "donnt thnk it mattrs" | ||
| DavidW says, "I'm curious about the forbidden zone. Maybe that's where the kinky stuff is." | ||
| sophia says, "also pinkz you should tell alex about clubfloyd when you see him tomorrow lol" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "re:gnder nit forbddn zne" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/8<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > W | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | This place always makes your heart race lately, even if was a place of | ||
| CF | comfort | ||
| CF | when you were well-rested. Maybe it's a reminder that you're not | ||
| CF | okay, in | ||
| CF | every sense of the phrase. Maybe you can come back here when the corn | ||
| CF | stops | ||
| CF | calling you, but, in the meantime, the way out is to the east. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The anxiety shadow is here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to Pinkunz), "lol" | |
| sophia says, "anxiety shadow??? can we pet it" | ||
| Roger says, "more of a Foreboding Zone, really" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x shadow" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/8<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X SHADOW | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The shadow here forms a humanoid figure, like an approximation of | ||
| CF | yourself. It | ||
| CF | sits in the corner, holding its knees to its chest, rocking gently | ||
| CF | back and | ||
| CF | forth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "oh that's a mood and a Half" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pet it" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/9<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PET IT | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (get it) | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Pinkunz says (to sophia), "a��reaady did. inttimidatd" | |
| sophia says, "awww hes so meow" | ||
| inventor says, "(ah this is also before I put a clamp on the aggressive autocorrect...)" | ||
| DavidW says, "The re-correcting of not-misspelled commands is annoying as always." | ||
| Roger says, "Good news: you've worked around your anxiety disorder. Bad news: now you've got an eating disorder too." | ||
| inventor says (to Roger), "ahahahahaha" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "saad dont bitte, butstll wnts ti ply alnr firs" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hug shadow" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/9<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > HUG SHADOW | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "maybe the anxiety shadow needs a blanket or smth cant be comfy on the floor lol" | |
| keltena asks, "solution: FEED CORN TO ANXIETYSHADOW??" | ||
| Roger says (to f), "kiss shadow" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/10<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > KISS SHADOW | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | DavidW says, "We don't have a blanket." | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to shadow" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>5/11<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TALK TO SHADOW | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | "Hello there," you say with a little wave. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The shadow acknowledges your existence, but doesn't otherwise respond. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by five points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Roger says, "Nice" | |
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>5/12<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TURN ON SHADOW | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The anxiety shadow can't be switched on and off. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Honestly, seeing every single tester make an attempt to comfort the shadow absolutely made my week when I was writing tester feedback notes." | |
| catherine says, "(aw.)" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to shadow" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>5/13<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TALK TO SHADOW | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are already talking to the anxiety shadow. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask shadow about itself" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>5/14<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > ASK SHADOW ABOUT ITSELF | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You begin to ask something, but language suddenly escapes your grasp. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "(...I feel like TURN ON SHADOW might also merit a "maybe for a future video" response, lol)" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask shadow about corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>5/15<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > ASK SHADOW ABOUT CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | "I need corn," you say, ominously. "Do you know where I can find it?" | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The shadow pauses the rocking motion, and seems to look up at you. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | "We might not make rent, and you're worried about corn?" it asks. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | "Corn will fix us," you remind the shadow. "I know it will. | ||
| CF | Can you help us | ||
| CF | find it?" | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | "If there's anything left of us behind your eyes," it mutters, "then | ||
| CF | we | ||
| CF | probably have some in the kitchen." | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The shadow's gentle rocking continues. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to keltena), "Oh, you're so right" | |
| sophia says, "why did we say that ominously to it omg" | ||
| keltena asks (of inventor), "What else could a player possibly do??" | ||
| inventor says (to sophia), "Look, I'm really weird during my insomnia episodes, apparently, lmao" | ||
| catherine says, "it's understandable to be fair" | ||
| DavidW says, "anyway, this isn't where the corn or kinky stuff is, so I guess we should find the kitchen." | ||
| sophia says, "tbf cold corn out of the can eaten with a plastic spoon does hit different when youre eepie" | ||
| Roger says, "Corn...FINGER wahh wahhhhh wahh </shirley_bassey>" | ||
| keltena says, "tbf, most things automatically gain an "ominously" when I'm up too long" | ||
| catherine says, "no better time to be unordinately ominous" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>5/16<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > E | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "inordinately" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>5/17<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > S | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Kitchen | ||
| CF | The apartment is--admittedly--quite small, and the only other space | ||
| CF | other than | ||
| CF | the kitchen is completely empty, so it's like the kitchen has a | ||
| CF | strange amount | ||
| CF | of open area on one side. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The kitchen has a counter along one wall, between the sink and oven. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | To the north is your bedroom. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can see an oven, a refrigerator, and a kitchen sink here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor laughs! | |
| sophia says, "meowybe its in the fridge" | ||
| DavidW asks, "Canned corn wouldn't go in the fridge, would it?" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open fridge" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/18<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opening the refrigerator reveals a corn container. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by five points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | DavidW says, "corn 'container'." | |
| Roger says, "Maybe this is just me, but the indefinite articles here feel either slightly-wrong and/or slightly-misleading" | ||
| DavidW asks, "Like a carton?" | ||
| inventor says (to DavidW), "Nope, but leftover corn might~" | ||
| sophia says, "plastic wrap over the metal cans jagged opening is a classic nighttime corn meowve" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/19<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TAKE CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Taken. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "close fridge" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | Roger says, "now /we/ are the corn container" | |
| CF | <.statusscore>10/20<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLOSE FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Done. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/20<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Could it be?? Yes!! Beautiful, wondrous corn!! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open it" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/21<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN IT | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn is not something you can open. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to Roger), "Yeah, it's the default for listing stuff in TADS; I'll need to adjust that." | |
| Pinkunz says, "i am vry sorrrry" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/22<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > EAT CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "This game was made in only a few hours, eheh" | |
| Pinkunz says, "nursse cme in." | ||
| Roger says, "I mean you don't need to quote per se unquote but I would consider it" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/22<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > I | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are carrying a corn container (in which is a corn). | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "esrom doesn't seem to have clubhouse access, let me deliver a pass; davidw can you add em to channel real quick" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/22<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Could it be?? Yes!! Beautiful, wondrous corn!! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine gets ClubFloyd Pass 06. | sophia asks, "maybe we should share some corn with the shadow?" | |
| Roger says, "looks like a... kernel error" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "mad me lossse spot gain." | ||
| DavidW says (to sophia), "that's what I was thinking." | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/23<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > N | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/24<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > W | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | This place always makes your heart race lately, even if was a place of | ||
| CF | comfort | ||
| CF | when you were well-rested. Maybe it's a reminder that you're not | ||
| CF | okay, in | ||
| CF | every sense of the phrase. Maybe you can come back here when the corn | ||
| CF | stops | ||
| CF | calling you, but, in the meantime, the way out is to the east. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "give corn to shadow" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/24<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > GIVE CORN TO SHADOW | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no shadow here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Pinkunz says, "nnver. min" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "where did the shadow go?" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/25<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > WHERE DID THE SHADOW GO? | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You're not talking to anyone. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| Esrom has arrived. | ||
| catherine has arrived. | sophia says, "i guess corn is now an anti-anxiety meowdication" | |
| catherine says, "i assume i missed a key and pivotal part of things" | ||
| DavidW asks, "So... do we use the laptop now? Or visit the studio? How does ourself make rent money?" | ||
| sophia says, "also pinkz you didnt miss much, we just interacted with an anxiety shadow thingie, then got corn otu the fridge and eated it" | ||
| Esrom says, "Okay, I took a look at this 'get corn' thing, largely expecting it to be full of corn-based puns like the musical Shucked. What I found was something strange that it's hard to know what it's about." | sophia says, "the laptop was meowntioned with meowking rent right? so maybe that" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/26<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > E | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/27<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > N | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | Your bedroom is cramped--maybe coffin-like--but it's home. | ||
| CF | The bed doubles as | ||
| CF | a chair for your small computer desk. Maybe other people would have | ||
| CF | used the | ||
| CF | rest of the apartment to spread out, but you've made your home in a | ||
| CF | condensed | ||
| CF | nest of easy-to-reach items, which form small corridors on the way | ||
| CF | out. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's a bit dark, but you know your way around. At least...you | ||
| CF | hope you know | ||
| CF | you way around. The apartment feels more alive lately... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There is a narrow space to the south, between two columns, formed by | ||
| CF | careful | ||
| CF | stacks of shelves, drawers, and other personal valuables. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to catherine), "DavidW tried bringing corn to the shadow, but the shadow has vanished." | |
| Roger says, "maybe we can sleep now anyway" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn on laptop" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/28<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TURN ON LAPTOP | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/29<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > EAT CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "use laptop" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > USE LAPTOP | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't recognize the command USE, because it's a bit too vague; | ||
| CF | please be more | ||
| CF | specific about what you want to do. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Okay, so for the record, this is supposed to end the game" | |
| sophia asks, "oh so we broke it ?" | ||
| inventor says, "Which means I know what patch number this version is lol" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "version" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/29<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > VERSION | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Get Corn version 0.9.0 BETA (Patch 0) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | adv3Lite Library version 1.6 | ||
| CF | The Inventor Core version 1.0 | ||
| CF | For Everyone version 1.0 | ||
| CF | T3 VM (mjr-T3) version 3.1.3 | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Omg it's patch 0" | |
| catherine says, "also, again: can any channelpope add esrom to here" | ||
| inventor says, "ohhhhhhhhhhh boi" | ||
| DavidW says, "I downloaded this from IFDB's listing." | ||
| keltena says, "oh, dang, does that mean it's the same version I played? :o" | ||
| inventor says (to DavidW), "You're valid; I just need to get off my ass and push updates lol" | ||
| catherine says (to davidw), "🥺" | ||
| inventor says (to keltena), "I think so. Later versions have a lot of fixes for stuff you found." | ||
| Pinkunz says, "i mad iffdb pag" | ||
| inventor says, "But I uhhhhhh have been battling mental demons so I haven't gotten around to making sure the latest dev version is stable. Oops..." | ||
| Pinkunz says, "uplloadd only verrsn i hadd to iifarcivee" | ||
| DavidW says, "Should we look at the studio and maybe the kitchen more? We skipped stuff." | ||
| inventor says (to Pinkunz), "You're valid! People only had versions I managed to release" | ||
| Pinkunz asks, "w��s i firrst teestr, jesss?" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/30<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > S | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/31<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > E | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Studio) | ||
| CF | This corner of your bedroom is draped in colorful sheets, and guarded | ||
| CF | by | ||
| CF | professional lighting equipment. A camera on a stand watches from one | ||
| CF | side of | ||
| CF | the studio, and a pommel bench sits at the other side. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The way out is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to Pinkunz), "There was a group that was first" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bench" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/31<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X BENCH | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A rectangular, cushioned bench. It lacks arms, handles, sides, and | ||
| CF | other | ||
| CF | comfortable obstructions. It's built to allow maximum freedom of | ||
| CF | movement and | ||
| CF | postures. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "too bad the shadow's gone itd have been fun to try to take a picture of it with the camera" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x camera" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/31<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X CAMERA | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A professional-grade camera on an adjustable stand. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sit on bench" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) (on the pommel bench) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/32<./statussc | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SIT ON BENCH | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You get on the pommel bench. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "I got a *lot* of notes, and then I handed it over to my pro tester, and then I just...haven't poked at this game in a while... oops." | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "photo me" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) (on the pommel bench) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/32<./statussc | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PHOTO ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "eat camera" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) (on the pommel bench) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/33<./statussc | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > EAT CAMERA | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "aw no selfies lol" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take photograph of me" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) (on the pommel bench) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/33<./statussc | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TAKE PHOTOGRAPH OF ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no photograph of me here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "shoot me" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) (on the pommel bench) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/34<./statussc | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOOT ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (show me) | ||
| CF | You're not talking to anyone. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) (on the pommel bench) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/34<./statussc | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > L | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Studio) (on the pommel bench) | ||
| CF | This corner of your bedroom is draped in colorful sheets, and guarded | ||
| CF | by | ||
| CF | professional lighting equipment. A camera on a stand watches from one | ||
| CF | side of | ||
| CF | the studio, and a pommel bench sits at the other side. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The way out is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are on the pommel bench. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sheets" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) (on the pommel bench) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/34<./statussc | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X SHEETS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (x chests) | ||
| CF | Looking as good as ever! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear sheets" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) (on the pommel bench) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/35<./statussc | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > WEAR SHEETS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (wear chests) | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Wow a *lot* of vocab was missing in this version." | |
| sophia says, "it was the zero one i guess lol" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/36<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > W | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/37<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > S | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Kitchen | ||
| CF | The apartment is--admittedly--quite small, and the only other space | ||
| CF | other than | ||
| CF | the kitchen is completely empty, so it's like the kitchen has a | ||
| CF | strange amount | ||
| CF | of open area on one side. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The kitchen has a counter along one wall, between the sink and oven. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | To the north is your bedroom. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can see an oven, a refrigerator, and a kitchen sink here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Shout out to keltena for giving me a lot of vocab suggestions." | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sink" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/37<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X SINK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A simple metal sink. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x oven" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/37<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X OVEN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A simple oven. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "what's the oven for? can we heat up corn" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open oven" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/38<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN OVEN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opened. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cook corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/38<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > COOK CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (look corn) | ||
| CF | Could it be?? Yes!! Beautiful, wondrous corn!! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn in oven" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/39<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN IN OVEN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "mc is DETERMINED to eat this stuff raw lol" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter oven" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/40<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > ENTER OVEN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The oven is not something you can enter. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Oh that is an interesting bug..." | |
| Roger says, "not looking good for our narrator's sanity" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "myy undesttnd��ng was gme was jusy impuulsivr thhnh. likrr shittp��st, butt leess thn thaat becaussr it wasnt psted. only reasn iy has ifdbb pag was TADSS cattgory for iffdb awardds needd 5tth gamr to exiist." | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "make sweet love to corn" | inventor says (to Pinkunz), "Exactly, yeah." | |
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/40<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > MAKE SWEET LOVE TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia asks, "will the MC drop/let go of the corn ?" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/41<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DROP CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You aren't holding the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/42<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DROP CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Dropped. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to sophia), "Unlikely lol" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take corn from container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/43<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TAKE CORN FROM CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't reach the corn through the corn container. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/44<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TAKE CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Taken. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| Esrom says (to ClubFloyd), "l" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/44<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > L | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Kitchen | ||
| CF | The apartment is--admittedly--quite small, and the only other space | ||
| CF | other than | ||
| CF | the kitchen is completely empty, so it's like the kitchen has a | ||
| CF | strange amount | ||
| CF | of open area on one side. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The kitchen has a counter along one wall, between the sink and oven. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | To the north is your bedroom. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can see an oven, a refrigerator, and a kitchen sink here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Pinkunz says, "so I possted jt to saave TADS cattegoryy, butt gam hass gttn far motre expooosute thn iy was evr meantto." | |
| DavidW says, "We've been eating the corn without touching it." | ||
| sophia says, "telekinesis" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "tee��ekoorn" | ||
| DavidW says, "tele can eat this" | ||
| inventor says (to DavidW), "Yeah, to handled a lot of cases, I made taking corn eat it by default." | ||
| inventor |tele can eat this <- inventor claps! | ||
| keltena says, "I did recall that you can't touch the corn without eating it, but I didn't realize we could do the reverse!" | ||
| DavidW says, "We can't open the container." | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/44<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A sealed, glass leftovers container full of corn! In the corn | ||
| CF | container you | ||
| CF | see a corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "oh its in a glass container. fancy" | |
| Esrom abruptly vanishes. | inventor |you see a corn | |
| sophia says, "just one singular corn..." | ||
| Roger says, "insert corn into corn hole" | ||
| inventor says, "Ohhhhh, patch 0, you beautiful mess...." | ||
| Pinkunz says, "mmagiccorrn" | ||
| keltena says, "we ate all but one corn" | ||
| DavidW says, "I don't think this PC body has a hole." | ||
| sophia says, "i guess it could also be like a cob of corn. but ive been imagining kernels because handfuls" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pop corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/44<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > POP CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to DavidW), "Uhhhh... it might" | |
| catherine says, "i mean, we can test thuis, depending on how adult you want this CF to get" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x hole" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/44<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X HOLE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no hole here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says (to DavidW), "i am trying SO HARD not to make any jokes here" | |
| sophia says, "schrodinger's hole" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "tiss versn bassicly fiirst/ro��gh drraf" | ||
| inventor |schrodinger's hole <- More correct than you might expect | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/45<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > ENTER CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn container is not something you can enter. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "gonear shadow" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/45<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > GONEAR SHADOW | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "ultimate nonbinary mood" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/46<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > S | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to Pinkunz), "Yeah, essentially." | |
| DavidW says, "hm. No exit from the apartment anywhere. And no windows." | ||
| catherine says, "no windows kinda makes sense" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x counter" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/46<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X COUNTER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A simple counter, covered in some kind of smooth, fake rock texture. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Okay, so that's a weird psych thing I'm noticing lately. I keep forgetting to add windows to rooms in IF because I have a fear of them." | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn on sink" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/47<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TURN ON SINK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Honestly, you're too dizzy from sleep deprivation to properly operate | ||
| CF | the sink | ||
| CF | right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Pinkunz says (to keltena), "noo fre shiws" | |
| catherine says, "yes." | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sleep" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/48<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SLEEP | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You wonder if it's time to finally give up on sleep, and join the | ||
| CF | world of | ||
| CF | stones and trees. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wake" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/48<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > WAKE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "xyzzy" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/48<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > XYZZY | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wear corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/49<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > WEAR CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn can't be worn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/50<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TALK TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There's no point trying to talk to the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "rub corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/50<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > RUB CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Pinkunz asks, "jeess?" | |
| sophia says, "will it let us Drink the corn? or is it only something you can Eat" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drink corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/51<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DRINK CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't drink the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "count corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/52<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > COUNT CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (cut corn) | ||
| CF | You can't cut the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor wonders if autocorrect will cause an adult action soon. | |
| inventor asks (of Pinkunz), "Ye?" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "shuck corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/53<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHUCK CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (suck corn) | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "apt-get corn" | |
| inventor chuckles. | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/54<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > GET CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | DavidW says, "yeah, definitely not using a spoon." | |
| catherine says, "given the circumstances spoons are in very short supply" | ||
| sophia asks, "how long do mew guys usually play games?" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "shake container" | inventor says, "(I would like it on record that I definitely used a fork during my insomnia episode, and did not eat corn with my hands)" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take all" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/54<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHAKE CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/55<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TAKE ALL | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You take the kitchen sink, the oven, and the refrigerator. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says (to sophia), "We usually go until 4pm (EST)" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/55<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > I | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are carrying an oven, a refrigerator, a kitchen sink, and a corn | ||
| CF | container | ||
| CF | (in which is a corn). | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says (to sophia), "really depends, though" | |
| sophia says, "next time youve got one of those bouts jess try putting in some butter (mewcrowave) then sprinkle white sugar on it" | ||
| inventor cackles and falls over laughing at the bugs. | ||
| catherine asks, "ooh, sugar?" | ||
| inventor exclaims (at sophia), "Noted~!" | ||
| keltena says, "oh my god. amazing." | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "eat oven" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/56<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > EAT OVEN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The oven is plainly inedible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "eat me" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/57<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > EAT ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are plainly inedible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put fridge in container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/58<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT FRIDGE IN CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (first opening the corn container) | ||
| CF | You put the refrigerator in the corn container. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by five points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor cackles even harder!!! | |
| keltena asks, "oh my GOD??" | ||
| inventor tries taking notes between fits of laughter! | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put container in fridge" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/59<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CONTAINER IN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't put the corn container in the refrigerator while the | ||
| CF | refrigerator is | ||
| CF | in the corn container. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "this is incredible lol" | |
| keltena says, "(I love that this reads as though you're awarded points for finding bugs)" | ||
| catherine says, "aw. less permissive than perlmud in that regard" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/60<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TAKE CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/60<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > I | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are carrying a kitchen sink, an oven, and a corn container (in | ||
| CF | which are a | ||
| CF | refrigerator and a corn). | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "f put oven in container" | |
| keltena asks, "should we close the fridge?" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put oven in container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/61<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT OVEN IN CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You put the oven in the corn container. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "(or open it? I forget which it is)" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "get oven" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/62<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > GET OVEN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Taken. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put me in container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/63<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT ME IN CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You won't let yourself pick you up. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "(Also a possible future video concept)" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "container, put me in container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/64<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CONTAINER, PUT ME IN CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There's no point trying to give orders to a corn container. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/65<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SEARCH CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see nothing interesting in the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/66<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > N | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x stacks" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/66<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X STACKS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (x spaces) | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "climb stacks" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/67<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLIMB STACKS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (climb spaces) | ||
| CF | The bedroom corridor is not something you can climb. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "get stacks" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/68<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > GET STACKS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (get spaces) | ||
| CF | The bedroom corridor is fixed in place. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "oh, there's one which is fixed in place at least :3" | |
| inventor is endlessly entertained by DavidW leaning into the surrealism. | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/69<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > W | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | This place always makes your heart race lately, even if was a place of | ||
| CF | comfort | ||
| CF | when you were well-rested. Maybe it's a reminder that you're not | ||
| CF | okay, in | ||
| CF | every sense of the phrase. Maybe you can come back here when the corn | ||
| CF | stops | ||
| CF | calling you, but, in the meantime, the way out is to the east. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x shadow" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/69<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X SHADOW | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no shadow here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "listen to corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/70<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LISTEN TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You hear nothing out of the ordinary. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "I mean, seems like an accurate portrayal of insomnia tbh" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "answer corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/70<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > ANSWER CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor asks, "Right??" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hang up the corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/70<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > HANG UP THE CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "call corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>15/70<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CALL CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (all corn) | ||
| CF | Could it be?? Yes!! Beautiful, wondrous corn!! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "wait, the container is open now, right? i wonder if one could now put the corn into things" | |
| keltena says, "'maybe if I try every verb one more time, THAT will be what lets me finally fall asleep'" | ||
| inventor is absolutely losing their mind from laughter. | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn in fridge" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>20/71<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN IN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by five points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | DavidW says (to catherine), "Not easily. All taking of corn is reduced to eating." | |
| catherine says, "...but i got points for trying, at least! somehow!" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "score" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>20/71<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SCORE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | In 71 turns you have scored 20 points. To see your complete list of | ||
| CF | achievements, use the FULL SCORE command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "full score" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>20/71<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FULL SCORE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | In 71 turns you have scored 20 points. Your score consists of: | ||
| CF | 5 points for talking to yourself | ||
| CF | 10 points for opening the refrigerator | ||
| CF | 5 points for opening the corn container | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "open fridge" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>20/72<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The refrigerator is already open. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "close fridge" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>20/73<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLOSE FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Done. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "open fridge" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>25/74<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opened. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by five points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor is cackling on the floor. | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "close fridge.open fridge" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>30/76<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLOSE FRIDGE.OPEN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Done. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opened. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by five points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | DavidW says, "infinite points bug" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "close fridge.open fridge.close fridge.open fridge.close fridge.open fridge." | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>45/82<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLOSE FRIDGE.OPEN FRIDGE.CLOSE FRIDGE.OPEN FRIDGE.CLOSE FRIDGE.OPEN | ||
| CF | FRIDGE. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Done. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opened. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Done. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opened. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Done. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opened. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by fifteen points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "fitting, its like when you keep hoping something yummy will be in the fridge if you look again" | |
| inventor says, "My pro tester friend found this one, and spammed it for like ten minutes, ahahahahaha" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "close fridge.open fridge.close fridge.open fridge.close fridge.open fridge." | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/88<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLOSE FRIDGE.OPEN FRIDGE.CLOSE FRIDGE.OPEN FRIDGE.CLOSE FRIDGE.OPEN | ||
| CF | FRIDGE. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Done. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opened. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Done. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opened. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Done. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opened. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by fifteen points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "I love watching those score numbers go" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "drop corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/89<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DROP CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You aren't holding the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | DavidW says, "anyway, I enjoyed not having to think at all for this game." | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn in corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/90<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN IN CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't put anything in the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn in me" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/91<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN IN ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't put anything in you. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "be corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/91<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > BE CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "become corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/91<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > BECOME CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "be one with the corn" | inventor says (to DavidW), "Accurately portrays the lack of thought in my brain during the insomnia lol" | |
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/91<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > BE ONE WITH THE CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | DavidW says, "This could be the start of a series of challenges, all corn-related and progressively more tricky." | |
| catherine says, "immanentize corn" | ||
| inventor says, "I should make a game where exploiting bugs is part of the solution" | ||
| DavidW says, "There are games like that." | ||
| keltena says (to DavidW), "The hardest challenge is when you run out of corn puzzles and have to try to actually sleep" | ||
| catherine says, "there's several games like that and all of them have been fun" | ||
| inventor says, "Oh heck yes" | ||
| DavidW says (to keltena), "I already tried counting corn." | ||
| catherine says, "hammer_space, where your hammer breaks level geometry, is the first one that comes to mind" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lick corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/92<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LICK CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You taste nothing unexpected. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "smell corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/93<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SMELL CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You smell nothing out of the ordinary. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "meow" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/93<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > MEOW | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x fridge" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/93<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A simple refrigerator. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "empty container" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/93<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > EMPTY CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Ohhhh, that's a good verb to add..." | |
| DavidW says, ">tell sink there's no bathroom in this game and apologize in advance" | ||
| inventor cackles! | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "dance" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/93<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DANCE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (face) | ||
| CF | Generally speaking, there is no need to refer to your body parts | ||
| CF | individually | ||
| CF | in interactive fiction. WEAR SHOES ON FEET will not necessarily be | ||
| CF | implemented, for instance; WEAR SHOES is enough. And unless you get | ||
| CF | some hint | ||
| CF | to the contrary, you probably cannot OPEN DOOR WITH FOOT or PUT THE | ||
| CF | SAPPHIRE | ||
| CF | RING IN MY MOUTH. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "hahahaha oh no" | |
| inventor exclaims, "And that's where you're WRONG, default responses!!" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "fuckity fuck" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/93<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FUCKITY FUCK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor exclaims, "I implemented quite a few body parts in this game!!" | |
| inventor glares at the default responses of Patch 0. | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "x face" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/93<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X FACE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Generally speaking, there is no need to refer to your body parts | ||
| CF | individually | ||
| CF | in interactive fiction. WEAR SHOES ON FEET will not necessarily be | ||
| CF | implemented, for instance; WEAR SHOES is enough. And unless you get | ||
| CF | some hint | ||
| CF | to the contrary, you probably cannot OPEN DOOR WITH FOOT or PUT THE | ||
| CF | SAPPHIRE | ||
| CF | RING IN MY MOUTH. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "x ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/93<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your secondary money-maker! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x mouth" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/93<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X MOUTH | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Currently in deep need of corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "get ear" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/94<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > GET EAR | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Generally speaking, there is no need to refer to your body parts | ||
| CF | individually | ||
| CF | in interactive fiction. WEAR SHOES ON FEET will not necessarily be | ||
| CF | implemented, for instance; WEAR SHOES is enough. And unless you get | ||
| CF | some hint | ||
| CF | to the contrary, you probably cannot OPEN DOOR WITH FOOT or PUT THE | ||
| CF | SAPPHIRE | ||
| CF | RING IN MY MOUTH. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take mouth" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/95<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TAKE MOUTH | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The your mouth is fixed in place. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor |The your mouth is fixed in place. | |
| inventor says, "So right, bestie" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put fridge in mouth" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/96<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT FRIDGE IN MOUTH | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (first opening the your mouth then taking the refrigerator) | ||
| CF | The refrigerator is plainly inedible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search mouth" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/97<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SEARCH MOUTH | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (first opening the your mouth) | ||
| CF | You see nothing interesting in the your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Omg, I made the mouth openable??? I don't remember that lmao" | |
| catherine is cackling. | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put oven in mouth" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/98<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT OVEN IN MOUTH | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The oven is plainly inedible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor is right there with you! | |
| keltena says (to inventor), ""I don't remember doing that" seems very on-brand for this game!" | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "close mouth" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/99<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLOSE MOUTH | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The your mouth isn't open. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "open it" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/100<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN IT | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opened wide! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "close it" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/101<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLOSE IT | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Done. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor asks, "I PUT A CUSTOM RESPONSE FOR THAT???" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "insert corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/101<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > INSERT CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "x hand" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/101<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X HAND | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Generally speaking, there is no need to refer to your body parts | ||
| CF | individually | ||
| CF | in interactive fiction. WEAR SHOES ON FEET will not necessarily be | ||
| CF | implemented, for instance; WEAR SHOES is enough. And unless you get | ||
| CF | some hint | ||
| CF | to the contrary, you probably cannot OPEN DOOR WITH FOOT or PUT THE | ||
| CF | SAPPHIRE | ||
| CF | RING IN MY MOUTH. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "So businesslike about it!" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "x nose" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/101<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X NOSE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Generally speaking, there is no need to refer to your body parts | ||
| CF | individually | ||
| CF | in interactive fiction. WEAR SHOES ON FEET will not necessarily be | ||
| CF | implemented, for instance; WEAR SHOES is enough. And unless you get | ||
| CF | some hint | ||
| CF | to the contrary, you probably cannot OPEN DOOR WITH FOOT or PUT THE | ||
| CF | SAPPHIRE | ||
| CF | RING IN MY MOUTH. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor is cackling like an animal! | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x butt" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/101<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X BUTT | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your secondary money-maker! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x penis" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/101<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your main money-maker! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "x vagina" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/101<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X VAGINA | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your main money-maker! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "really gender, honestly" | |
| DavidW asks, "wow, we get both?" | ||
| inventor exclaims, "Yup!" | ||
| inventor exclaims, "Intersex MC!" | ||
| keltena says, "GET CORN is actually a game in which the author wakes up with amnesia and has to uncover their mysterious backstory" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn in butt" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/102<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN IN BUTT | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "put butt in butt" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/103<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT BUTT IN BUTT | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't put the your ass in itself. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to keltena), "There are a few more clues about their backstory to be found, so you're not wrong~" | |
| keltena says, "well, not with that attitude" | ||
| keltena says (to inventor), "Oh, I meant the backstory of what you did while making the game! But that too" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn in ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/104<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn up ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/104<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN UP ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no corn up ass here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor is cackling. | |
| DavidW says, "put oven in ass" | ||
| keltena is actually laughing so hard it hurts | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put oven in ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/105<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT OVEN IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The oven is plainly inedible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to keltena), "Oh you so right; that's an amazing idea" | |
| inventor asks, "Whyyyyyyyyyyy is it doing that, lmao???" | ||
| catherine says, "apparently there is supposed to be a message, but it must be broken in this patch" | ||
| inventor exclaims, "Putting stuff in one's ass is a whole command system I added!" | ||
| inventor asks, "Why is it defaulting to EAT??" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn in my ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/106<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN IN MY ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn in the ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/107<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN IN THE ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says (to inventor), "I hate when parsers try to force their own fetishes on the author :/" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search butt" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/108<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SEARCH BUTT | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see nothing interesting in the your ass. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor exclaims (at keltena), "ahahahahahhaha!!" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put oven in me" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/109<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT OVEN IN ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't put anything in you. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put oven in fridge" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/110<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT OVEN IN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You put the oven in the refrigerator. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor |You see nothing interesting in the your ass. | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop penis" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/111<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DROP PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put fridge in ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/112<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT FRIDGE IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The refrigerator is plainly inedible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "eat ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/113<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > EAT ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The your ass is plainly inedible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor cackles. | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wave penis" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/114<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > WAVE PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (have penis) | ||
| CF | You're not talking to anyone. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "eat vagina" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/115<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > EAT VAGINA | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "eat penis" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/116<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > EAT PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Omg my partner is gonna wake up from how much I'm laughing right now" | |
| keltena says, "Truly dire straits." | ||
| inventor says, "TRULY DIRE STRAITS" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put ass in ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/117<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT ASS IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't put the your ass in itself. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor is rolling on the floor cackling. | |
| catherine says, "why does *that* error message work" | ||
| keltena says, "(my favorite part is how effortlessly we transitioned from goofily bugged responses to absolutely perfect ones there)" | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ask butt about its day" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/118<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > ASK BUTT ABOUT ITS DAY | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There's no point trying to talk to the your ass. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "Someone hasn't read enough Chuck Tingle, I see." | |
| inventor |There's no point trying to talk to the your ass. <- 10/10 | ||
| inventor exclaims (at keltena), "ahahahahhahahahaa!!!!" | ||
| keltena says, "(Can't wait to read POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE YOUR ASS)" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "eat me" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/119<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > EAT ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are plainly inedible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "diagnose" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/119<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DIAGNOSE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "sing" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/119<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SING | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (sink) | ||
| CF | A simple metal sink. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/119<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Could it be?? Yes!! Beautiful, wondrous corn!! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "this game has everything but the kitchen sing :(" | |
| catherine says, "huh. noun as shorthand for x noun" | ||
| DavidW says (to keltena), "Tingle has gone full buttception since that book." | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put sink in ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/120<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT SINK IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The kitchen sink is plainly inedible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "get sink" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/121<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > GET SINK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You're already holding the kitchen sink. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says (to DavidW), "Full buttception, and many other things as well!" | |
| keltena says, "(Which reminds me, I really should find time to read Camp Damascus...)" | ||
| catherine says, "anyway, i know what i'll be trying when i get a later release of this :3" | ||
| inventor says, "I wonder if patch 0 has the response for 'x porn'..." | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "x porn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/121<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X PORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | No, corn, not porn! C O R N. Focus! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "x porn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/121<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X PORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | No, corn, not porn! C O R N. Focus! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "x cornography" | keltena says, "\o/" | |
| inventor is dying of laughter. | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/121<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X CORNOGRAPHY | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (x pornography) | ||
| CF | No, cornography, not pornography! C O R N O G R A P | ||
| CF | H Y. Focus! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "oh my GOD" | |
| DavidW says, "[LINK]" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "open ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/122<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You usually need more time to stretch, first. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor is absolutely losing their mind, having forgotten what was implemented. | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "close ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/123<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLOSE ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The your ass is not something that can be closed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "open penis" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/124<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "open thang" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/125<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN THANG | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (open wang) | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pull wang" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/126<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PULL WANG | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "close wang" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/127<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLOSE WANG | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena asks, "...huh. Does this release not have a thang?" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "pull ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/128<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PULL ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Pulling the your ass has no effect. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "twerk" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "push ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/128<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TWERK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/129<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUSH ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Pushing the your ass has no effect. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to keltena), "seems not, lmao" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "shake ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/130<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHAKE ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (have ass) | ||
| CF | You're not talking to anyone. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says (to inventor), "Fair enough! I still fondly remember getting thing corrected to thang, though" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "drop me" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/131<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DROP ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You aren't holding you. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "drop penis" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/132<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DROP PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pay rent" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/133<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PAY RENT | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (say rent) | ||
| CF | You're not talking to anyone. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn in penis" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/134<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN IN PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put wang in corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/135<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT WANG IN CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't put anything in the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "the correct response to PAY RENT/DO TAXES/etc., clearly, would be "Corn is more important right now"" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "make dinner" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/135<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > MAKE DINNER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put wang in container" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/136<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT WANG IN CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to keltena), "You so right" | |
| keltena says, "I appreciate the implication of 'right now' in that response" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lick me" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/137<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LICK ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Gawd, so many of the adult endings aren't appearing for some reason; I wonder if it's because eating corn already happened" | |
| DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cornucopia" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/137<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > X CORNUCOPIA | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no cornucopia here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lick ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/138<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LICK ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You had a weird dream about doing that once. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena asks (of inventor), "important litmus test for default responses in any game: would this be improved by replacing it with 'Corn is more important right now'?" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lick wang" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/139<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LICK WANG | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lick penis" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/140<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LICK PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "dream" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/140<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DREAM | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lick vagina" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/141<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LICK VAGINA | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "sleep" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/142<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SLEEP | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You wonder if it's time to finally give up on sleep, and join the | ||
| CF | world of | ||
| CF | stones and trees. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Fun fact: Before I released Patch 0, putting your dick in anything effectively deleted it for some reason" | |
| catherine says, "clearly ass is better implemented" | ||
| catherine says, "ah, new bottom surgery just dropped" | ||
| sophia asks, "deleted the item or your pp?" | ||
| keltena says, "not-serious suggestion: SLEEP should also get 'I don't understand that command'" | ||
| inventor says, "So I tried `put dick in bedroom` and the entire game locked up. Not even crashed; the VM locked up." | ||
| inventor says (to sophia), "the item" | ||
| inventor says (to keltena), "Ahahahahha" | ||
| keltena says (to catherine), "a genuinely revolutionary advance" | ||
| catherine says, "holy shit" | ||
| catherine says, "wangs of mass destruction" | ||
| keltena says, "instructions unclear; dick got caught in tads" | ||
| inventor says, "Other fun fact: 'The world of stones and trees' is vaguely a Heilung reference, meaning: To die and rejoin nature." | ||
| inventor says (to keltena), "BAHAHAHAHAHA" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put ass in sink" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/143<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT ASS IN SINK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The your ass is fixed in place. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "smell ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/144<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SMELL ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You smell nothing out of the ordinary. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "put sink in fridge" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/145<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT SINK IN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You put the kitchen sink in the refrigerator. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "open fridge" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/146<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The refrigerator is already open. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "close it" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/147<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLOSE IT | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Done. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "i" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>60/147<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > I | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are carrying a refrigerator and a corn container (in which is a | ||
| CF | corn). | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "open fridge" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>65/148<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opening the refrigerator reveals a kitchen sink and an oven. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by five points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "put mouth in corn" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>65/149<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT MOUTH IN CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't put anything in the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "put mouth in container" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>65/150<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT MOUTH IN CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The your mouth is fixed in place. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "wash hands" | catherine asks, "shall we restart to see if corn sex works then?" | |
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>65/150<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > WASH HANDS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "...oh dear." | |
| catherine asks, "country enbies making do?" | ||
| inventor says, "COUNTRY ENBIES MAKING DO" | ||
| inventor is cackling too hard to breathe. | ||
| keltena says (to catherine), "honestly, I was *shocked* when I got through the entire game without seeing that joke!" | ||
| catherine says, "hell of a clubfloyd for jacqueline to be absent for" | ||
| inventor exclaims (at keltena), "And you put it in your tester notes! Ahahaha!" | ||
| keltena says, "I spent the whole time suspicious and waiting for the other shoe to drop" | ||
| catherine says, "cornfucking is now on the official clubfloyd transcript" | ||
| keltena says (to inventor), "--oh, haha, I'd forgotten I did that" | ||
| keltena says, "Jacq leaves us alone for TWO HOURS and..." | ||
| inventor cackles some more. | ||
| inventor exclaims, "We cannot be left unsupervised!" | ||
| catherine asks, "is the consensus to restart, given no 'nay' votes so far?" | ||
| inventor says, "Yeee, I wanna see if the victory screen bug is causing this" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "restart" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > RESTART | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Are you sure you would like to restart? | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (The choices are | ||
| CF | Y for "Yes", or | ||
| CF | N for "No".) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "y" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > Y | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Content warning: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Sexual themes. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | Sleep has not been easy, and the effects are really starting to set | ||
| CF | in. | ||
| CF | Shadows in the darkness have started to move on their own, and your | ||
| CF | memory is | ||
| CF | beginning a slow collapse into a noisy drone. Your head feels like | ||
| CF | it's full | ||
| CF | of bees, attempting to lift it from your shoulders, and your headache | ||
| CF | is never- | ||
| CF | ending. You no longer believe there's a world outside of your | ||
| CF | apartment, and | ||
| CF | have accepted your new life in this pocket-universe. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You tried to sleep just now, but nightmares and anxieties have | ||
| CF | prevented you | ||
| CF | from fully entering any approximation of rest, and now you're wired | ||
| CF | with a kind | ||
| CF | of false energy that you should not be capable of acquiring. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | But... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | ...corn will save you, surely. Corn will fix you. The shadows | ||
| CF | only mock you | ||
| CF | because you lack corn. The world will reassemble around your | ||
| CF | apartment, but | ||
| CF | only with the power of corn. Corn heals all wounds, as they | ||
| CF | say. Do they say? | ||
| CF | Who says anything anymore? | ||
| CF | Does all human wisdom descend from the illuminating aura of | ||
| CF | corn? | ||
| CF | Probably, if historians would ask you. It's the only | ||
| CF | conclusion that makes | ||
| CF | sense, after all. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You blink. Maybe you're getting carried away. Or maybe you're | ||
| CF | justified in | ||
| CF | your sudden realization of such a clear, overarching motivation for | ||
| CF | existence. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The melatonin has failed you nine times now, but corn cannot | ||
| CF | disappoint. The | ||
| CF | universe told you so. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your new purpose is clear, even if nothing else is: | ||
| CF | Get Corn | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | WELCOME TO... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | GET CORN | ||
| CF | version 0.9.0 BETA (Patch 0) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A game of longing, by Joey Cramsey | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | Your bedroom is cramped--maybe coffin-like--but it's home. | ||
| CF | The bed doubles as | ||
| CF | a chair for your small computer desk. Maybe other people would have | ||
| CF | used the | ||
| CF | rest of the apartment to spread out, but you've made your home in a | ||
| CF | condensed | ||
| CF | nest of easy-to-reach items, which form small corridors on the way | ||
| CF | out. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's a bit dark, but you know your way around. At least...you | ||
| CF | hope you know | ||
| CF | you way around. The apartment feels more alive lately... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There is a narrow space to the south, between two columns, formed by | ||
| CF | careful | ||
| CF | stacks of shelves, drawers, and other personal valuables. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put dick in bedroom" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/1<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT DICK IN BEDROOM | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (This was a function#480f9 !) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put me in ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/2<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT ME IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You won't let yourself pick you up. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (From now-on, you will only be alerted if a function#480f9 was | ||
| CF | given a cost | ||
| CF | penalty!) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put bedroom in ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/3<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT BEDROOM IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The bedroom desk area is fixed in place. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor |(This was a function#480f9 !) <- Ohhhh this is supposed to say "This was a FREE ACTION" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "s" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/4<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > S | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "w" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/5<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > W | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | This place always makes your heart race lately, even if was a place of | ||
| CF | comfort | ||
| CF | when you were well-rested. Maybe it's a reminder that you're not | ||
| CF | okay, in | ||
| CF | every sense of the phrase. Maybe you can come back here when the corn | ||
| CF | stops | ||
| CF | calling you, but, in the meantime, the way out is to the east. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The anxiety shadow is here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put dick in shadow" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/6<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT DICK IN SHADOW | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't put anything in the anxiety shadow. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put shadow in ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Forbidden Zone) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/7<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT SHADOW IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The anxiety shadow won't let you pick it up. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "e" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/8<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > E | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| Cerfeuil goes home. | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "e" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/9<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > E | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Studio) | ||
| CF | This corner of your bedroom is draped in colorful sheets, and guarded | ||
| CF | by | ||
| CF | professional lighting equipment. A camera on a stand watches from one | ||
| CF | side of | ||
| CF | the studio, and a pommel bench sits at the other side. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The way out is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put camera in ass" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/10<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CAMERA IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "g camera" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/10<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > G CAMERA | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "get camera" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Studio) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/11<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > GET CAMERA | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "w" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/12<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > W | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "s" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/13<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > S | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Kitchen | ||
| CF | The apartment is--admittedly--quite small, and the only other space | ||
| CF | other than | ||
| CF | the kitchen is completely empty, so it's like the kitchen has a | ||
| CF | strange amount | ||
| CF | of open area on one side. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The kitchen has a counter along one wall, between the sink and oven. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | To the north is your bedroom. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can see an oven, a refrigerator, and a kitchen sink here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put sink in ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/14<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT SINK IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (first taking the kitchen sink) | ||
| CF | The kitchen sink is plainly inedible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "open fridge" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>5/15<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opening the refrigerator reveals a corn container. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by five points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn in ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>5/16<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (first trying to take the corn) | ||
| CF | You can't reach the corn through the corn container. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "open container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/17<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opening the corn container reveals a corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by five points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put corn in ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/18<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT CORN IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "awwwwww" | |
| DavidW says, "I'm going to rest and lie down. I need sleep even if nameless and multigendered corn freaks don't." | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put dick in ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/19<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT DICK IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor exclaims, "Ahahahahahaha, rest well, David!" | |
| catherine says, "rest well!" | ||
| keltena says (to DavidW), "Understandable!" | ||
| inventor says (to CF), "fuck corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/20<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FUCK CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Overcome with ecstasy, you passionately contort your entire form in | ||
| CF | service of | ||
| CF | corn enjoyment. Hips thrust with every bite, as the two modes of | ||
| CF | pleasure | ||
| CF | synchronize in your mind. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor asks, "Ohhhhhh okay so THAT action works???" | |
| catherine says, "as one of those until recently, i bid thee adieu" | ||
| sophia exclaims, "sleep well!" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "fuck sink" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/21<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FUCK SINK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor asks, "Literally of all the actions that fail, and THAT one worked??" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "fuck me" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/22<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FUCK ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "(Nameless and Multigendered Corn Freaks would be a great name for an anthology)" | |
| Cerfeuil has arrived. | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "say fuck" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/23<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SAY FUCK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You're not talking to anyone. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "hi cerfeuil, there's no context for this" | |
| inventor says (to Cerfeuil), "Wow the moment you have walked in on, lmao" | ||
| Cerfeuil asks, "Yoo I'm back. What is up fellow corn obtainers. Do we have the corn?" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "fuck corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/24<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FUCK CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Overcome with ecstasy, you passionately contort your entire form in | ||
| CF | service of | ||
| CF | corn enjoyment. Hips thrust with every bite, as the two modes of | ||
| CF | pleasure | ||
| CF | synchronize in your mind. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "yes" | |
| inventor says (to Cerfeuil), "Omg do we *ever*" | ||
| keltena says, "Hi Cerfeuil, I am reasonably confident this would all make perfect sense to you if you were operating on fewer hours of sleep" | ||
| inventor is falling out of their chair from laughter! | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "put all in ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/25<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PUT ALL IN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The kitchen sink is plainly inedible. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Cerfeuil says, "I see we **passionately** have the corn." | |
| catherine says, "we have been debugging why sticking stuff up our ass counts as eating" | ||
| inventor is fighting to breathe through the cackling! | ||
| catherine says, "tads is acanonically an anal vore enthusiast" | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "Holy crap, this is top tier." | ||
| keltena says, "It's so good." | ||
| inventor |this is top tier <- Thank you, but also I'm concerned ahahahahahaha | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "fuck cornography" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/26<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FUCK CORNOGRAPHY | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (fuck pornography) | ||
| CF | No, cornography, not pornography! C O R N O G R A P | ||
| CF | H Y. Focus! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Cerfeuil says, "I vote every adult IF game made from now on until the end of time should include "corn" and "cornography" as required terms." | |
| keltena says, "You have my sword." | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "open me" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/27<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are not something you can open. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "open legs" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/28<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN LEGS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Generally speaking, there is no need to refer to your body parts | ||
| CF | individually | ||
| CF | in interactive fiction. WEAR SHOES ON FEET will not necessarily be | ||
| CF | implemented, for instance; WEAR SHOES is enough. And unless you get | ||
| CF | some hint | ||
| CF | to the contrary, you probably cannot OPEN DOOR WITH FOOT or PUT THE | ||
| CF | SAPPHIRE | ||
| CF | RING IN MY MOUTH. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor exclaims, "Booooooooo default response!!" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "fuck mouth" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/29<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FUCK MOUTH | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Cerfeuil says, "This is so sad. The corn wants our love and can't get it :(" | |
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "show butt to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>20/30<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW BUTT TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by ten points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Literally, seeing this appear in keltena's transcript is what prompted me to rewrite the entire default response system in later versions" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "full score" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>20/30<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FULL SCORE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | In 30 turns you have scored 20 points. Your score consists of: | ||
| CF | 5 points for opening the refrigerator | ||
| CF | 5 points for opening the corn container | ||
| CF | 10 points for giving the corn a show | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor |The corn applauds! | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show cock to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>20/30<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW COCK TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no cock to here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "I FORGOT I ADDED THAT" | |
| keltena says, "(Sorry, that was my favorite point earner in the game and I NEEDED to share it)" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show penis to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>30/31<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW PENIS TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by ten points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show penis to corn.g.g.g.g.g.g.g" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW PENIS TO CORN.G.G.G.G.G.G.G | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "show penis to butt" | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Runtime error: stack overflow | ||
| CF | cheaptads quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| CF asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | catherine says, "fuck" | |
| keltena says, "oh my GOD" | ||
| inventor || Runtime error: stack overflow | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "I am in awe. This is a work of art." | ||
| keltena says, "I" | ||
| inventor says, "LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER HERE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" | ||
| keltena says, "we could not possibly have crashed that on a more perfect note" | ||
| inventor says (to Cerfeuil), "Even if you are being sarcastic, I will 1,000% thank you ahahahahahaha" | ||
| catherine says, "so is that ten points per body part or an infinite points engine" | ||
| inventor says, "I think that's infinite points lmao" | ||
| Cerfeuil exclaims, "One Simple Trick To Get Points That BIG CORN Doesn't Want You To Know!" | ||
| inventor says, "Omg when I push an update, I am keeping Patch 0 available lmao" | ||
| keltena says, "Option C: it's both. We have infinite dicks." | ||
| inventor says (to Cerfeuil), "AHAHHAHA" | ||
| catherine says, "now that's gender" | ||
| inventor |now that's gender | ||
| keltena says, "we do a lot of online shopping, okay" | ||
| inventor is losing their damn mind over here. | ||
| catherine says, "so as i pray, unlimited dick works" | ||
| inventor says, "I cannot possibly ever thank everyone enough for having this much fun with such a buggy mess; I was so nervous when this started" | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "If we have infinite dicks, then mathematically an infinite number of those dicks must be corn-shaped." | ||
| keltena (to catherine) dies | ||
| catherine asks, "any last thoughts to leave this on?" | ||
| inventor says, "Insomnia is rough" | ||
| inventor is cackling so hard right now! | ||
| keltena says (to Cerfeuil), "ah, now THIS is what the klein bottle discussion on intfiction has been missing" | ||
| catherine says, "corn is good, but be careful with foodplay, because of risk of yeast infection" | ||
| keltena says, "In the end, the real corn was the friends we made along the way." | ||
| catherine says, "remember to fuck corn responsibly and be aware of the risks held therein" | ||
| inventor is absolutely losing it! | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "How's "im not corn! im not corn!!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob" | ||
| catherine says, "this is going to be quite a thing for jacq to come back to" | ||
| keltena says, "CF: come for Club Floyd, stay for Corn Fuckers anonymous" | ||
| inventor says, "Jacq, I'm so, so sorry lmao but also I'm kinda not" | ||
| inventor |stay for Corn Fuckers anonymous <- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "Poor Jacq reading through the backlog (we are not sorry)." | ||
| sophia says, "this was certainly a *memorable* introduction to club floyd" | ||
| inventor cannot breathe through laughter. | ||
| catherine says, "i am entirely unapologetic" | ||
| catherine says, "club floyd ranges from tear jerking metanarrative masterpieces to corn fucking" | ||
| inventor says (to sophia), "I prommy it's usually waayyyyyy more civilized, lmao" | ||
| catherine says, "which is also a masterpiece" | ||
| keltena asks, "So, you're saying the next step is tear-jerking metanarrative corn fucking?" | ||
| inventor has no explanation for why they are laughing so hard when partners walk in. | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "We accept all flavors of masterpiece here. Especially the corn-flavored masterpieces." | ||
| keltena says, "(...There's probably at least one fic tagged with that on AO3.)" | ||
| catherine says, "ah, yes, the crossover we've all been waiting for: You Are Corning" | ||
| inventor | You Are Corning | ||
| catherine says, "the mirror, the singer, the tupperware of corn" | ||
| inventor falls into catherine from laughing so hard. "THE TUPPERWARE OF CORN" | ||
| inventor is lightheaded from laughing so hard. | ||
| catherine says, "lots of default messages here i'd love to use for word collage" | ||
| inventor says, "I'm so torn because I *love* the idea that people might have so much fun with buggy behavior but also I really do want to work on uploading a more recent version, ahahahaha" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "verbs" | ||
| CF says (to catherine), "CF doesn't know that trick." | catherine says, "oh right i broke it" | |
| Cerfeuil asks, "Could upload a newer version but keep in the funnier bugs, maybe?" | ||
| keltena asks (of inventor), "The nice thing is that it *is* very easy to just make both available, at least?" | ||
| catherine says, "i'm digging into the strings to see if i can find more funny verbs" | ||
| inventor says (to Cerfeuil), "Unfortunately my coding is very systems-oriented, so bugs fixed in one place means bugs fixed elsewhere" | ||
| keltena says, "And hey, we'll always have this transcript as a highlights tour of the bugs too" | ||
| inventor says (to keltena), "Oh I'm 100% keeping this version available lmao" | ||
| catherine asks, "anything funny with ignure?" | ||
| catherine asks, "ignite?" | ||
| keltena says, "I love that you found a context in which that sentence can start with 'unfortunately'" | ||
| inventor says, "I don't think ignite is a verb in the game, but gawd it *should* be" | ||
| catherine says, "huh. it's in the strings" | ||
| inventor exclaims (at keltena), "Ahahahahahah, true!" | ||
| catherine says, "so's a *lot* of vocab for blowjobs" | ||
| inventor says (to catherine), "Okay, so I can explain, lmao" | ||
| catherine asks, "suck corn?" | ||
| gadzoks vanishes letter by letter as a giant eraser appears out of nowhere and gets to work. (The convenient thing about being a string of letters is that they can be re-written elsewhere.) | ||
| gadzoks has disconnected. | catherine asks, "wrap lips around corn?" | |
| inventor says, "My pro tester friend is *very* kinky and loves phrasing nsfw stuff in really goofy ways in parsers, so I was trying to anticipate him, lmao" | ||
| keltena says, "Ah, the sexual slang arms race" | ||
| inventor says, "I failed, because I think I forgot to implement 'cock' as a noun lmao" | ||
| catherine says, "would work better if the corn was still on the cob i think" | ||
| inventor says (to keltena), "Lmao basically yeah" | ||
| inventor says (to keltena), "I have to do that with a lot of my games before I send them to him" | ||
| catherine says, "anyway if you can send me the in-dev version i'd love to screw around with it >w>" | ||
| inventor says (to catherine), "As long as you don't mind potential crashes ahahahaha" | ||
| catherine says, "wait, wait. does i am prey have these same synonyms" | ||
| sophia says, "do transcripts still get uploaded to jaq's site? lol" | ||
| inventor says (to sophia), "Yes, (un)fortunately for today, lmao" | ||
| sophia says, "LOL" | ||
| inventor says (to catherine), "Some synonyms, but not all" | ||
| catherine says, "how intricate is the parsing for doing inadvisable things in regards to skashek" | ||
| sophia says, "can we pet skashek" | ||
| inventor says (to catherine), "I did add quite a few, but I'm not sure how explicit I got" | ||
| inventor asks (of sophia), "I...*think* so...?" | ||
| catherine says, "fair enough" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "load getcorn" | ||
| CF | Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | inventor says, "I mean, you can try quite a few affectionate actions with him, but it completely takes him by surprise and he kills you out of reflex" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "load corn" | ||
| CF says (to catherine), "CF doesn't know that game." | inventor says, "I added a lot of custom death screens for the actions tho" | |
| catherine says, "what was the filename again? want to check out the blowjobs" | ||
| catherine says, "see if that also works" | ||
| keltena says (to inventor), "having not actually played I Am Prey yet, my immediate reaction was 'yeah, I've known people like that'" | ||
| inventor says (to keltena), "I mean, Skashek is based on a few fictional characters, but also inspired by some people I know irl in a few ways too" | ||
| catherine says, "yeah if my startle response was combined with combat training that'd be a mood" | ||
| Cerfeuil says, "Custom death actions in I Am Prey? I *need* to test those out now." | ||
| catherine says, "alas, it isn't" | ||
| catherine says, "also, fortunately, it isn't" | ||
| inventor says (to Cerfeuil), "Yeah, I wrote quite a few" | ||
| inventor says (to catherine), "Ahahahhaa" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask getcorn" | ||
| CF | VM Error: error reading fileContent warning: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Sexual themes. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | sophia says, "so what was up with the anxiety shadow" | |
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | Sleep has not been easy, and the effects are really starting to set | ||
| CF | in. | ||
| CF | Shadows in the darkness have started to move on their own, and your | ||
| CF | memory is | ||
| CF | beginning a slow collapse into a noisy drone. Your head feels like | ||
| CF | it's full | ||
| CF | of bees, attempting to lift it from your shoulders, and your headache | ||
| CF | is never- | ||
| CF | ending. You no longer believe there's a world outside of your | ||
| CF | apartment, and | ||
| CF | have accepted your new life in this pocket-universe. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You tried to sleep just now, but nightmares and anxieties have | ||
| CF | prevented you | ||
| CF | from fully entering any approximation of rest, and now you're wired | ||
| CF | with a kind | ||
| CF | of false energy that you should not be capable of acquiring. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | But... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | ...corn will save you, surely. Corn will fix you. The shadows | ||
| CF | only mock you | ||
| CF | because you lack corn. The world will reassemble around your | ||
| CF | apartment, but | ||
| CF | only with the power of corn. Corn heals all wounds, as they | ||
| CF | say. Do they say? | ||
| CF | Who says anything anymore? | ||
| CF | Does all human wisdom descend from the illuminating aura of | ||
| CF | corn? | ||
| CF | Probably, if historians would ask you. It's the only | ||
| CF | conclusion that makes | ||
| CF | sense, after all. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You blink. Maybe you're getting carried away. Or maybe you're | ||
| CF | justified in | ||
| CF | your sudden realization of such a clear, overarching motivation for | ||
| CF | existence. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The melatonin has failed you nine times now, but corn cannot | ||
| CF | disappoint. The | ||
| CF | universe told you so. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your new purpose is clear, even if nothing else is: | ||
| CF | Get Corn | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | WELCOME TO... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | GET CORN | ||
| CF | version 0.9.0 BETA (Patch 0) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A game of longing, by Joey Cramsey | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | Your bedroom is cramped--maybe coffin-like--but it's home. | ||
| CF | The bed doubles as | ||
| CF | a chair for your small computer desk. Maybe other people would have | ||
| CF | used the | ||
| CF | rest of the apartment to spread out, but you've made your home in a | ||
| CF | condensed | ||
| CF | nest of easy-to-reach items, which form small corridors on the way | ||
| CF | out. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's a bit dark, but you know your way around. At least...you | ||
| CF | hope you know | ||
| CF | you way around. The apartment feels more alive lately... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There is a narrow space to the south, between two columns, formed by | ||
| CF | careful | ||
| CF | stacks of shelves, drawers, and other personal valuables. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia asks, "can we give them a blankey in a update?" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "s.s" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/2<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > S.S | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Kitchen | ||
| CF | The apartment is--admittedly--quite small, and the only other space | ||
| CF | other than | ||
| CF | the kitchen is completely empty, so it's like the kitchen has a | ||
| CF | strange amount | ||
| CF | of open area on one side. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The kitchen has a counter along one wall, between the sink and oven. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | To the north is your bedroom. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can see an oven, a refrigerator, and a kitchen sink here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "open fridge. open container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/4<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > OPEN FRIDGE. OPEN CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opening the refrigerator reveals a corn container. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opening the corn container reveals a corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by ten points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to sophia), "I was actually really surprised by how many testers wanted to comfort the shadow and interact with it, so I have a lot of actions to add, based on common actions from testers" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "wrap mouth around fridge" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/5<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > WRAP MOUTH AROUND FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (This was a function#480f9 !) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Not currently implemented, but planned" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "wrap mouth around corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/6<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > WRAP MOUTH AROUND CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "wrap mouth around ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/7<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > WRAP MOUTH AROUND ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (From now-on, you will only be alerted if a function#480f9 was | ||
| CF | given a cost | ||
| CF | penalty!) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "give head to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/8<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > GIVE HEAD TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't give anything to that. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "give oral pleasure to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/9<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > GIVE ORAL PLEASURE TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "status" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/9<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > STATUS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | In 9 turns you have scored 10 points. To see your complete list of | ||
| CF | achievements, use the FULL SCORE command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "Beautiful." | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "burn corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/10<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > BURN CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You cannot burn the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "ignite me" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/11<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > IGNITE ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You cannot burn you. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "ignite ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/12<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > IGNITE ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You cannot burn the your ass. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to sophia), "Basically, the shadow is like the MC's inner anxiety, and it's taken over a space they use for stimming and processing panic attacks." | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "light corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/13<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LIGHT CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn is not something you can light. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "light ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/14<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LIGHT ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The your ass is not something you can light. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "aw thats extra cute meows want to be nice to the shadow" | |
| catherine says, "also that's relatable" | ||
| sophia says, "meowmeows will see a scary meownster and go: um!!! kittypets. a friendshapedcrumb." | ||
| inventor says (to sophia), "Yeah, I was grinning so bright when reading test transcripts from people lol" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "cogitate corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/14<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > COGITATE CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "ponder corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/14<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PONDER CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "ponder" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/15<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > PONDER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You remember being able to think once. Maybe corn will help you | ||
| CF | regain that | ||
| CF | ability... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "have we tried Licking the corn" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "cogitate" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/16<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > COGITATE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You remember being able to think once. Maybe corn will help you | ||
| CF | regain that | ||
| CF | ability... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lick corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/17<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LICK CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You taste nothing unexpected. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lick ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/18<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LICK ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You had a weird dream about doing that once. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lick sink" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/19<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LICK SINK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You taste nothing unexpected. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lick me" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/20<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LICK ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "trans my gender" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/20<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TRANS MY GENDER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "suck off sink" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/21<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SUCK OFF SINK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "hug sink" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/21<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > HUG SINK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "suck off fridge" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/22<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SUCK OFF FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lick fridge" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/23<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LICK FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You taste nothing unexpected. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "score with corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/23<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SCORE WITH CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "The most common response to the shadow was 'sit beside shadow'. Like eight different people tried that first." | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "verbs" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > VERBS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Index of common parser verbs. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (page 1 of 9) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | This is a general-purpose verb list, because this game does not | ||
| CF | provide a | ||
| CF | specific list of its own. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | These are listed with caps, VERB (object), caps notation. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, GO, caps (compass direction name) | ||
| CF | Direction names include (north), (south), | ||
| CF | (east), (west), (up), (down), | ||
| CF | (in), | ||
| CF | (out), etc. | ||
| CF | Travel can be abbreviated with: | ||
| CF | N S E W NE SE NW | ||
| CF | SW U D | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | inventor says, "Warmed my heart" | |
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | (page 2 of 9) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, CLIMB, caps (object) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, CLIMB UP, caps (object) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, CLIMB DOWN, caps (object) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, GET DOWN, caps / caps, GET OFF, caps | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, GET OUT, caps / caps, GO OUT, caps | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, GO IN, caps / caps, ENTER, caps (container) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | (page 3 of 9) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, OPEN, caps (door or container) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, CLOSE, caps (door or container) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, UNLOCK, caps (door or container) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, LOCK, caps (door or container) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, EXAMINE, caps (object) | ||
| CF | Abbreviation: X | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, READ, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, LOOK IN, caps (container) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, LOOK UNDER, caps (object) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, LOOK BEHIND, caps (object) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | inventor |(page 2 of 9) | |
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | (page 4 of 9) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, TAKE, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, DROP, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, WEAR, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, TAKE OFF, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, PUT, caps (item) caps, ON, caps (platform | ||
| CF | name) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, PUT, caps (item) caps, IN, caps (container) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | (page 5 of 9) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, LOOK AROUND, caps | ||
| CF | Abbreviation: L | ||
| CF | Gives a description of surroundings. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, LOOK THROUGH, caps (aperture name) | ||
| CF | Shortened to: caps, LOOK THRU, caps | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, LISTEN, caps | ||
| CF | Listens for environmental sounds. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, LISTEN TO, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, SMELL, caps | ||
| CF | Smells the environment. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, SMELL, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, TASTE, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, FEEL, caps (item) | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | (page 6 of 9) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, WAIT, caps | ||
| CF | Abbreviation: Z | ||
| CF | Passes a turn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, UNDO, caps | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, SAVE, caps | ||
| CF | For player convenience. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, RESTORE, caps | ||
| CF | Loads a save file, for player convenience. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, RESTART, caps | ||
| CF | Starts a new game. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | (page 7 of 9) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Not all games support caps, GO TO, caps and caps, CONTINUE, caps, but | ||
| CF | these two | ||
| CF | commands are still worth mentioning: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, GO TO, caps (location) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, CONTINUE, caps | ||
| CF | Abbreviation: C | ||
| CF | Takes the next step toward the go-to goal. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Additionally, some games include a list of hints, but this is not a | ||
| CF | guarantee: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, HINT, caps | ||
| CF | Offers a hint. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | (page 8 of 9) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Some games offer a way to examine the thoughts and knowledge of your | ||
| CF | character: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, THINK, caps | ||
| CF | Examines the thoughts of your character. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, THINK ABOUT, caps (topic) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Sometimes you might find a person or document which has information on | ||
| CF | a topic: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, CONSULT, caps (document) caps, ABOUT, caps | ||
| CF | (topic) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, ASK, caps (someone) caps, ABOUT, caps (topic) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, TELL, caps (someone) caps, ABOUT, caps (topic) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | (page 9 of 9) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There are many other verbs which the game might know how to handle: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, PUSH, caps (object) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, CUT, caps (object) caps, WITH, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, YELL, caps | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, SLEEP, caps | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, POUR, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, CLEAN, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | caps, EAT, caps (item) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | This is not an exhaustive list; sometimes you just need to experiment | ||
| CF | a bit! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | This chapter has concluded. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (The choices are | ||
| CF | P for "Go to previous chapter", | ||
| CF | T for "Go to the table of contents", or | ||
| CF | Q for "Return to the game".) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The description for "Go to previous chapter" is: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Other Utility Commands | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "q" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/23<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > Q | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Kitchen | ||
| CF | The apartment is--admittedly--quite small, and the only other space | ||
| CF | other than | ||
| CF | the kitchen is completely empty, so it's like the kitchen has a | ||
| CF | strange amount | ||
| CF | of open area on one side. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The kitchen has a counter along one wall, between the sink and oven. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | To the north is your bedroom. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can see an oven, a refrigerator, and a kitchen sink here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | In the refrigerator you see a corn container. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | In the corn container you see a corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "listen to ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/24<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LISTEN TO ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Give it time...! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "listen to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/25<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LISTEN TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You hear nothing out of the ordinary. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "listen to penis" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/26<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LISTEN TO PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "listen to vagina" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/27<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LISTEN TO VAGINA | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| Roger disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again. | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "ruin corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/28<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > RUIN CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no point in breaking that. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "ruin ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/29<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > RUIN ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no point in breaking that. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "ruin fridge" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/30<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > RUIN FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no point in breaking that. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "ruin me" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/31<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > RUIN ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no point in breaking yourself. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "*good*/" | |
| inventor grins. | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "fix me" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/31<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FIX ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | I don't understand that command. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "detach corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/32<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DETACH CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There isn't anything from which the corn could be detached. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "detach penis" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/33<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DETACH PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "Yeah, me neither" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "detach mouth" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/34<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DETACH MOUTH | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There isn't anything from which the your mouth could be detached. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "detach ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/35<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DETACH ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There isn't anything from which the your ass could be detached. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says (to keltena), "ahahahaha" | |
| inventor |There isn't anything from which the your ass could be detached. | ||
| inventor says, "Wut" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "look behind ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/36<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LOOK BEHIND ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You find nothing behind the your ass. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor asks, "Why did *that* default response happen?" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "look behind corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/37<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LOOK BEHIND CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You find nothing behind the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "climb onto ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/38<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLIMB ONTO ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The your ass is not something you can get on. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "climb onto corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/39<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > CLIMB ONTO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn is not something you can get on. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "kill ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/40<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > KILL ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's best to avoid pointless violence. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "kill corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/41<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > KILL CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's best to avoid pointless violence. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "quaff ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/42<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > QUAFF ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't drink the your ass. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "Ohhhhh now we will see if my self-harm response was in the default code core or just in I Am Prey" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "strike me" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/43<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > STRIKE ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | That hardly seems appropriate. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "strike corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/44<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > STRIKE CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's best to avoid pointless violence. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "(default code core => I meant my reusable code core)" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "screw ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/45<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SCREW ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't screw the your ass. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "screw corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/46<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SCREW CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't screw the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "screw fridge" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/47<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SCREW FRIDGE | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't screw the refrigerator. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "huh" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "fuck me" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/48<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FUCK ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "fuck ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/49<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FUCK ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "have we tried the verb pound" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "pound" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/49<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > POUND | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (porn) | ||
| CF | No, corn, not porn! C O R N. Focus! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "deactivate corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/50<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DEACTIVATE CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn can't be switched on and off. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor notes to add that verb. | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "deactivate ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/51<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DEACTIVATE ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The your ass can't be switched on and off. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "deactivate penis" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/52<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > DEACTIVATE PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "flip corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/53<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FLIP CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't usefully flip the corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "flip ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/54<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FLIP ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't usefully flip the your ass. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "flip sink" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/55<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FLIP SINK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't usefully flip the kitchen sink. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| keltena says (to ClubFloyd), "look respectfully at corn" | inventor asks, "What???? Is FLIP a TADS verb??????" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lock corn" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lock ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/55<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LOOK RESPECTFULLY AT CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You see no respectfully at corn here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/56<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LOCK CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn isn't lockable. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/57<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LOCK ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The your ass isn't lockable. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says, "I suppose chastity is a hard no for our protag, then" | |
| sophia says, "i see a chastity cage is off the table" | ||
| sophia says, "LOL" | ||
| keltena says, "ha!" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "lock penis" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/58<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > LOCK PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "twist corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/59<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TWIST CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Turning the corn achieves nothing. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "twist ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/60<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TWIST ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Turning the your ass achieves nothing. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "twist penis" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/61<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TWIST PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "twist sink" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/62<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > TWIST SINK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Turning the kitchen sink achieves nothing. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "pour as" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/63<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > POUR AS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (pour ass) | ||
| CF | You can't pour the your ass anywhere. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "pour corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/64<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > POUR CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't pour the corn anywhere. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor adds chastity cage to notes. | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "pour sink" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/65<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > POUR SINK | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't pour the kitchen sink anywhere. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "strike corn with penis" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/66<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > STRIKE CORN WITH PENIS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's best to avoid pointless violence. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "strike penis with corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/67<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > STRIKE PENIS WITH CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Corn is more important right now. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | sophia says, "what about the verb spank" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "suck off ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/68<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SUCK OFF ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "suck off me" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/69<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SUCK OFF ME | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Maybe you'll consider that for a future video, but you have corn to | ||
| CF | find! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor also adds that to notes. | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "suck off corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/70<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SUCK OFF CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are absolutely overcome with ravenous satisfaction, as you shovel | ||
| CF | handfuls | ||
| CF | of corn into your mouth. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "fuck corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/71<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > FUCK CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Overcome with ecstasy, you passionately contort your entire form in | ||
| CF | service of | ||
| CF | corn enjoyment. Hips thrust with every bite, as the two modes of | ||
| CF | pleasure | ||
| CF | synchronize in your mind. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show ass to corn" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show ass to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>20/72<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW ASS TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by ten points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>20/73<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW ASS TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | catherine says, "oh, huh" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show penis to corn.g" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW PENIS TO CORN.G | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | [More] | keltena says, "Fascinating." | |
| catherine asks, "wait, *that* command is what broke it?" | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Runtime error: stack overflow | ||
| CF | cheaptads quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| CF asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | inventor says, "Oh..." | |
| inventor says, "That's...weird" | ||
| inventor says, "So my reusable code does change a lot of stuff about how turns work in TADS...." | ||
| inventor asks, "...maybe that broke the AGAIN verb?" | ||
| sophia says, "enthusiastic penis enjoyers i guess" | ||
| catherine says, "i mean, again worked for ass" | ||
| inventor says, "...oh" | ||
| inventor says, "That's...interesting" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask getcorn" | ||
| CF | Content warning: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Sexual themes. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | inventor adds to notes. | |
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | Sleep has not been easy, and the effects are really starting to set | ||
| CF | in. | ||
| CF | Shadows in the darkness have started to move on their own, and your | ||
| CF | memory is | ||
| CF | beginning a slow collapse into a noisy drone. Your head feels like | ||
| CF | it's full | ||
| CF | of bees, attempting to lift it from your shoulders, and your headache | ||
| CF | is never- | ||
| CF | ending. You no longer believe there's a world outside of your | ||
| CF | apartment, and | ||
| CF | have accepted your new life in this pocket-universe. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You tried to sleep just now, but nightmares and anxieties have | ||
| CF | prevented you | ||
| CF | from fully entering any approximation of rest, and now you're wired | ||
| CF | with a kind | ||
| CF | of false energy that you should not be capable of acquiring. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | But... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | ...corn will save you, surely. Corn will fix you. The shadows | ||
| CF | only mock you | ||
| CF | because you lack corn. The world will reassemble around your | ||
| CF | apartment, but | ||
| CF | only with the power of corn. Corn heals all wounds, as they | ||
| CF | say. Do they say? | ||
| CF | Who says anything anymore? | ||
| CF | Does all human wisdom descend from the illuminating aura of | ||
| CF | corn? | ||
| CF | Probably, if historians would ask you. It's the only | ||
| CF | conclusion that makes | ||
| CF | sense, after all. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You blink. Maybe you're getting carried away. Or maybe you're | ||
| CF | justified in | ||
| CF | your sudden realization of such a clear, overarching motivation for | ||
| CF | existence. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The melatonin has failed you nine times now, but corn cannot | ||
| CF | disappoint. The | ||
| CF | universe told you so. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your new purpose is clear, even if nothing else is: | ||
| CF | Get Corn | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | WELCOME TO... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | GET CORN | ||
| CF | version 0.9.0 BETA (Patch 0) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A game of longing, by Joey Cramsey | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | Your bedroom is cramped--maybe coffin-like--but it's home. | ||
| CF | The bed doubles as | ||
| CF | a chair for your small computer desk. Maybe other people would have | ||
| CF | used the | ||
| CF | rest of the apartment to spread out, but you've made your home in a | ||
| CF | condensed | ||
| CF | nest of easy-to-reach items, which form small corridors on the way | ||
| CF | out. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's a bit dark, but you know your way around. At least...you | ||
| CF | hope you know | ||
| CF | you way around. The apartment feels more alive lately... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There is a narrow space to the south, between two columns, formed by | ||
| CF | careful | ||
| CF | stacks of shelves, drawers, and other personal valuables. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | Your bedroom is cramped--maybe coffin-like--but it's home. | ||
| CF | The bed doubles as | ||
| CF | a chair for your small computer desk. Maybe other people would have | ||
| CF | used the | ||
| CF | rest of the apartment to spread out, but you've made your home in a | ||
| CF | condensed | ||
| CF | nest of easy-to-reach items, which form small corridors on the way | ||
| CF | out. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's a bit dark, but you know your way around. At least...you | ||
| CF | hope you know | ||
| CF | you way around. The apartment feels more alive lately... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There is a narrow space to the south, between two columns, formed by | ||
| CF | careful | ||
| CF | stacks of shelves, drawers, and other personal valuables. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (This was a function#480f9 !) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "s.s.open fridge.open container" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/4<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > S.S.OPEN FRIDGE.OPEN CONTAINER | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Kitchen | ||
| CF | The apartment is--admittedly--quite small, and the only other space | ||
| CF | other than | ||
| CF | the kitchen is completely empty, so it's like the kitchen has a | ||
| CF | strange amount | ||
| CF | of open area on one side. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The kitchen has a counter along one wall, between the sink and oven. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | To the north is your bedroom. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can see an oven, a refrigerator, and a kitchen sink here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opening the refrigerator reveals a corn container. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Opening the corn container reveals a corn. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by ten points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | inventor says, "I gotta brb real quick~" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show corn to ass" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>10/5<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW CORN TO ASS | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't show anything to that. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (From now-on, you will only be alerted if a function#480f9 was | ||
| CF | given a cost | ||
| CF | penalty!) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show vagina to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>20/6<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW VAGINA TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by ten points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show ass to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>30/7<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW ASS TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by ten points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show chest to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>40/8<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW CHEST TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by ten points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show mouth to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>50/9<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW MOUTH TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (Your score has just increased by ten points.) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show mouth to corn" | ||
| CF ] Kitchen | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>50/10<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW MOUTH TO CORN | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "show mouth to corn.g" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SHOW MOUTH TO CORN.G | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | [More] | catherine says, "oh nvm the again *is* broken" | |
| says, "i just accidentally g'd on mud instead of into floyd" | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The corn applauds! | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Runtime error: stack overflow | ||
| CF | cheaptads quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| CF asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask getcorn" | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | Content warning: | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Sexual themes. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | Sleep has not been easy, and the effects are really starting to set | ||
| CF | in. | ||
| CF | Shadows in the darkness have started to move on their own, and your | ||
| CF | memory is | ||
| CF | beginning a slow collapse into a noisy drone. Your head feels like | ||
| CF | it's full | ||
| CF | of bees, attempting to lift it from your shoulders, and your headache | ||
| CF | is never- | ||
| CF | ending. You no longer believe there's a world outside of your | ||
| CF | apartment, and | ||
| CF | have accepted your new life in this pocket-universe. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You tried to sleep just now, but nightmares and anxieties have | ||
| CF | prevented you | ||
| CF | from fully entering any approximation of rest, and now you're wired | ||
| CF | with a kind | ||
| CF | of false energy that you should not be capable of acquiring. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | But... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | ...corn will save you, surely. Corn will fix you. The shadows | ||
| CF | only mock you | ||
| CF | because you lack corn. The world will reassemble around your | ||
| CF | apartment, but | ||
| CF | only with the power of corn. Corn heals all wounds, as they | ||
| CF | say. Do they say? | ||
| CF | Who says anything anymore? | ||
| CF | Does all human wisdom descend from the illuminating aura of | ||
| CF | corn? | ||
| CF | Probably, if historians would ask you. It's the only | ||
| CF | conclusion that makes | ||
| CF | sense, after all. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You blink. Maybe you're getting carried away. Or maybe you're | ||
| CF | justified in | ||
| CF | your sudden realization of such a clear, overarching motivation for | ||
| CF | existence. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The melatonin has failed you nine times now, but corn cannot | ||
| CF | disappoint. The | ||
| CF | universe told you so. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your new purpose is clear, even if nothing else is: | ||
| CF | Get Corn | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | WELCOME TO... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | GET CORN | ||
| CF | version 0.9.0 BETA (Patch 0) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | A game of longing, by Joey Cramsey | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | Your bedroom is cramped--maybe coffin-like--but it's home. | ||
| CF | The bed doubles as | ||
| CF | a chair for your small computer desk. Maybe other people would have | ||
| CF | used the | ||
| CF | rest of the apartment to spread out, but you've made your home in a | ||
| CF | condensed | ||
| CF | nest of easy-to-reach items, which form small corridors on the way | ||
| CF | out. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | It's a bit dark, but you know your way around. At least...you | ||
| CF | hope you know | ||
| CF | you way around. The apartment feels more alive lately... | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | There is a narrow space to the south, between two columns, formed by | ||
| CF | careful | ||
| CF | stacks of shelves, drawers, and other personal valuables. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | Pinkunz says, "thx 44 let��ing me ridde alon" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "i" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > I | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are empty-handed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (This was a function#480f9 !) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "g" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > G | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are empty-handed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | (From now-on, you will only be alerted if a function#480f9 was | ||
| CF | given a cost | ||
| CF | penalty!) | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "g" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "g" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > G | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are empty-handed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > G | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are empty-handed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "g.g" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/0<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > G.G | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are empty-handed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You are empty-handed. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "sleep" | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "sleep" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/1<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SLEEP | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You wonder if it's time to finally give up on sleep, and join the | ||
| CF | world of | ||
| CF | stones and trees. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/2<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SLEEP | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You wonder if it's time to finally give up on sleep, and join the | ||
| CF | world of | ||
| CF | stones and trees. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | keltena says (to Pinkunz), "Thanks for being here!" | |
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "sleep.g" | ||
| CF ] Bedroom (Desk Area) | ||
| CF | <.statusscore>0/4<./statusscore> | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SLEEP.G | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You wonder if it's time to finally give up on sleep, and join the | ||
| CF | world of | ||
| CF | stones and trees. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You wonder if it's time to finally give up on sleep, and join the | ||
| CF | world of | ||
| CF | stones and trees. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | > | ||
| catherine says (to ClubFloyd), "south.g" | ||
| CF | > | ||
| CF | > SOUTH.G | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Bedroom (Corridor) | ||
| CF | The stacks of belongings form a tight intersection here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Your bed is to the north, and the exit is to the south. To the east | ||
| CF | is your | ||
| CF | studio, and the Forbidden Zone is to the west. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Kitchen | ||
| CF | The apartment is--admittedly--quite small, and the only other space | ||
| CF | other than | ||
| CF | the kitchen is completely empty, so it's like the kitchen has a | ||
| CF | strange amount | ||
| CF | of open area on one side. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | The kitchen has a counter along one wall, between the sink and oven. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | To the north is your bedroom. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can see an oven, a refrigerator, and a kitchen sink here. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here you could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| catherine pushes the green 'space' button. | ||
| CF | [More] | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | You can't go that way. From here {i} could go north. | ||
| CF | | ||
| CF | Runtime error: stack overflow | ||
| CF | cheaptads quit with exit status: 0 | ||
| CF asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?" | catherine says, "ok yeah g is broken" | |
| Pinkunz says, "u kkillld te crn" | ||
| keltena says, "The corn will always live on, inside us" | ||
| inventor says, "I cannot thank everyone enough for accepting this game in its current state lol" | ||
| Pinkunz says, "jsst hapy thatt getcor williv��e forevr in CF transrriptss" | ||
| catherine says, "now i want corn" | ||
