ClubFloyd Transcript:
The Wolf by Leo Weinreb
As played on ifMUD on June 23, 2024

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of The Wolf written by Leo Weinreb. The Wolf was released as part of the Text Adventure Literacy Jam 2024, in which it took 5th place. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask thewolf"
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CF | BEGIN INTERROGATION TRANSCRIPT
CF |
CF | OFFICER: Okay Wolf, we're recording. Happy? Now youse better start
CF | talkin.
CF |
CF | WOLF: Should I not have my attorney present for this interview,
CF | officer?
CF |
CF | OFFICER: I'm warnin' ya, Wolf... yer lucky we're bein' this nice.
CF |
CF | WOLF: I'll be sure to request a copy of this deposition then.
CF |
CF | OFFICER: Uh... why?
CF |
CF | WOLF: Well, simply put, I believe the public should be made aware when
CF | our liberties are being curtailed in the name of -
CF |
CF | OFFICER: Wolf!
CF |
CF | WOLF: Yes, yes, officer, not to worry. I'll talk. It all started in
CF | the deep dark forest...
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | Please press SPACE to continue.
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ]
CF |
CF | The Wolf
CF | An official fairy-tale deposition by Leo Weinreb
CF | Release 1 / Serial number 240430 / Inform 7 v10.1.2
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | I was majestically traipsing through a dark, foreboding forest, as an
CF | intelligent wolf often does. A path lay eastward. And I freely admit,
CF | officer... I was rather hungry.
CF |
CF | All of a sudden, I heard a rustling in the bushes. It was my friend
CF | Tonya, the Tutorial Tiger. Tonya murmured a greeting and then started
CF | in on her usual spiel. "Hello, gentle reader," she purred,
CF | seemingly to no-one in particular. "And welcome to the wonderful
CF | world of interactive fiction. I should first off warn you that this
CF | game does include some violence. Would you like to go through a short
CF | tutorial on how to play?"
CF |
CF | A simple yes-or-no question, and I knew the only answer I could give
CF | was DavidW asks, "Do we want to hear the tutorial?"
Pinkunz says, "Cute way of introducing a tutorial, ngl."
Pinkunz says, "Up to you."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "no"
CF ] Forest
CF | was
CF | > NO
CF |
CF | Tonya grinned widely, showing her teeth. "Grrrreat!" she
CF | exclaimed. "I'll leave you to it then, but you can always type
CF | TUTORIAL ON if you change your mind. Before I go, let me just say that
CF | the verbs used in this game are limited. In this game, you only use
CF | the commands TALK TO, LOOK, EXAMINE, SMELL, EAT/DRINK, BLOW ON,
CF | PUSH/PULL, OPEN/CLOSE, ENTER/EXIT, ATTACK, and the cardinal
CF | directions. You can attack with or without a weapon, but you do not
CF | need to take something before attacking with it. (In fact, you can't
CF | take anything at all!) Synonyms and other verbs may sometimes work,
CF | but they're much more likely to confuse the parser. If you need that
CF | list of verbs again, you can always type COMMANDS to remind yourself.
CF | If you're really stuck, you can simply type HINT and I'll bound back
CF | into view to give you a clue on what to do next. Type ABOUT for
CF | credits and acknowledgements. SAVE, RESTORE, RESTART, QUIT, and UNDO
CF | commands are also available." And with that, Tonya bounded away
CF | into the underbrush.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "cute"
Pinkunz says, "No kleptomania."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "about"
CF ] Forest
CF | >
CF | > ABOUT
CF |
CF | The Wolf is a piece of introductory interactive fiction
CF | written by Leo Weinreb in 2024 for the Text Adventure Literacy Jam of
CF | that year. It is his fourth published game and third parser game. You
CF | can play his other works by going to [LINK] or
CF | looking him up on IFDB.org.
CF |
CF | A very special thanks to my playtesters Anton Bures, Garry Francis,
CF | Jade, Jason Dockins, and Jenya Weinreb, and a quick shout out to every
CF | contributor on the Interactive Fiction Community Forum working to grow
CF | and foster the wonderful, wacky world of interactive fiction.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "Jade credit!"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] Forest
CF | >
CF | > X ME
CF |
CF | I gave myself a once-over. My fur was sleek and warm, my snout was
CF | polished and handsome, my paws and jaws were subtle but sharp, and my
CF | tail was smooth yet precise. I was quite the dashing wolf!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Forest
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | I had no pockets, being a wolf. Thus, I carried nothing.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "Naked wolf"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "wag tail"
CF ] Forest
CF | >
CF | > WAG TAIL
CF |
CF | I did no such thing, for I did not recognize the verb. I am but a
CF | simple wolf, you know. (See COMMANDS for a full list of commands I
CF | respond to.)
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | The girl in the red cloak was here, picking some wildflowers and
CF | putting them in her basket. "Good day, Mr. Wolf," she nodded to me.
CF |
CF | You see officer, I am somewhat well-known in this local area of the
CF | forest. Besides being a wolf of dashing features and stunning
CF | intellect (as you can clearly surmise), I am a renowned home and
CF | flooring inspector who regularly makes house calls to ensure all
CF | intelligent creatures' abodes are up to safety code. I had assisted
CF | this particular girl with her strong wooden lodgings mere months
CF | before this. Although she was quite a clever and practical person, she
CF | was not very forthright. She hadn't even given me her name.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to girl"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO GIRL
CF |
CF | "Hello, little girl. How are you on this fine day?"
CF |
CF | "I'm well, thank you! Just picking some flowers for my Granny."
CF |
CF | "Ah, that's nice. I think I might remember your grandmother, where is
CF | it that she resides again?"
CF |
CF | "Oh..." said the girl, suddenly uneasy. "I'm sorry, I'm not supposed
CF | to say."
CF |
CF | "Mention it not, I do apologize," I said, immediately regretful.
CF | "Indeed, it is wise to keep personal matters such as that to yourself.
CF | Good day!" and I left the girl to her work.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x girl"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > X GIRL
CF |
CF | She had a clever, inquisitive face, and was polite, but rarely spoke.
CF | Her signature red cloak and basket were always with her, but so too
CF | was a disconcerting sense of adventure and apparent lack of concern
CF | for her own safety. You see, she never showed any fear toward me or
CF | any other creature of the forest, be they human or animal.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "I guess we move onward?"
DavidW asks, "east, I guess?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Row of Huts
CF | A quaint row of huts greeted my arrival here. From here there was a
CF | small trail to the north leading to a lovely pond, or I could have
CF | gone back west to the forest clearing.
CF |
CF | Three intelligent-looking pigs stood in front of the huts and grunted
CF | eagerly upon my arrival. The first pig stood in front of a straw hut,
CF | the second pig stood in front of a hut made of sticks, and the third
CF | pig stood in front of a brick hut.
CF |
CF | Ah, the first job of the day! It was time to inspect these newly built
CF | homes and make sure they were up to code.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to pigs"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO PIGS
CF |
CF | No, no, I couldn't perform multiple actions at once.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to first pig"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO FIRST PIG
CF |
CF | "Howdy pardner, how're you?" said the first pig to me, chewing on a
CF | piece of hay. "You here to inspect-o-gate the finest lodgings east of
CF | the Mississippi?" and he gazed back at his straw hut in pride.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "I like the past tense retelling cast of the story."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x straw"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > X STRAW
CF |
CF | (the straw hut)
CF | The straw hut was small and loose, with its interwoven strands making
CF | up the walls, floor, and ceiling of the structure. It wobbled slightly
CF | in the gentle breeze.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Reminds me of Spider and Web."
DavidW says, "yes, me too"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on straw"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON STRAW
CF |
CF | (the straw hut)
CF | I performed the first standard test in my building inspections,
CF | huffing and puffing and then blowing on the straw hut as hard as I
CF | could. Unfortunately, the flimsy structure did not last long, and the
CF | building toppled to the ground. "I'm sorry," I intoned to the first
CF | pig sympathetically. "But you'll have to build new quarters with some
CF | stronger material. This straw is certainly not up to code."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to second pig"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO SECOND PIG
CF |
CF | "Ho laddy, how are you?" said the second pig to me, chewing on a twig.
CF | "I take it you're here to inspect my brand new home? Heigh-ho!" and he
CF | gazed back at his hut made of sticks with pride.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sticks"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > X STICKS
CF |
CF | The hut made of sticks was small and stiff, with interwoven twigs
CF | making up the walls, floor, and ceiling of the structure. It stood
CF | true but looked a bit uncomfortable.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on sticks"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON STICKS
CF |
CF | I performed the first standard test in my building inspections,
CF | huffing and puffing and then blowing on the stick hut as hard as I
CF | could. The structure wobbled violently, but was still just barely
CF | standing. "Hmm..." I said thoughtfully as the second pig looked at me
CF | curiously. "I think if my breath had a bit more oomph to it, we might
CF | get a different result."
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I don't remember HUFF or PUFF in our COMMANDS."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "smell"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > SMELL
CF |
CF | I smelled nothing unexpected.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on sticks"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON STICKS
CF |
CF | I performed the first standard test in my building inspections,
CF | huffing and puffing and then blowing on the stick hut as hard as I
CF | could. The structure wobbled violently, but was still just barely
CF | standing. "Hmm..." I said thoughtfully as the second pig looked at me
CF | curiously. "I think if my breath had a bit more oomph to it, we might
CF | get a different result."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "huff"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > HUFF
CF |
CF | I did no such thing, for I did not recognize the verb. I am but a
CF | simple wolf, you know.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "inhale"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > INHALE
CF |
CF | I did no such thing, for I did not recognize the verb. I am but a
CF | simple wolf, you know.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat first pig"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > EAT FIRST PIG
CF |
CF | No no, I swear, I did not eat any intelligent beings! No matter how
CF | appetizing they might have looked and smelled. I am far superior to my
CF | non-talking brethren in this respect.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "You can also push/pull."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push sticks"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > PUSH STICKS
CF |
CF | It was fixed in place.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pull sticks"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > PULL STICKS
CF |
CF | It was fixed in place.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Oh well."
DavidW says, "I think we need to drink something carbonated."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to third pig"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO THIRD PIG
CF |
CF | "Hello good sir, how are you this fine day?" said the third pig to me
CF | politely, taking a puff from his pipe and adjusting his spectacles. "I
CF | surmise you're here to thoroughly inspect my newly erected
CF | furnishings?" and he gazed back at his brick hut with pride. I nodded
CF | approvingly. Clearly the third pig was a kindred spirit.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x brick"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > X BRICK
CF |
CF | The brick hut was small, albeit inviting and cozy. Its component
CF | bricks were layered in the usual pattern and cemented well. It looked
CF | to be made sturdily and stably, though further testing was required.
CF | It even had a window set into it in the front.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x window"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > X WINDOW
CF |
CF | Through the window of the brick hut I could still see walls decorated
CF | in red and orange.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on brick"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON BRICK
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the brick hut, but nothing
CF | remarkable happened. The brick hut appeared to fully pass the first
CF | standard test in my building inspections.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF | I couldn't go that way.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Row of Huts
CF | A brick hut, a hut made of sticks, and the remnants of a straw hut
CF | greeted my arrival here. From here there was a small trail to the
CF | north leading to a lovely pond, or I could have gone back west to the
CF | forest clearing.
CF |
CF | Three intelligent-looking pigs stood in front of the huts and grunted
CF | eagerly upon my arrival. The first pig stood in front of a few
CF | scattered bits of straw, the second pig stood in front of a hut made
CF | of sticks, and the third pig stood in front of a brick hut.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Small Pond
CF | A small pond kissed the gentle forest sky here. A small cottage lay a
CF | little ways off from it.
CF |
CF | I could see an old fisherman plying his craft by the side of the
CF | water. I recognized him; I had recently inspected his cottage's
CF | flooring and he had yet to pay me for my trouble. "Not to worry" the
CF | fisherman said as I arrived. "I'll procure a nice tasty duck for you
CF | soon enough."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x fisherman"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > X FISHERMAN
CF |
CF | He was a plain old man with tired eyes and an abundance of stories,
CF | but his shrewd features seemed to betray a certain amount of cunning
CF | beneath the surface. I had inspected his flooring several months ago,
CF | but he still hadn't provided me with the duck I'd requested as
CF | payment. I could almost hear bassoon music playing as he tromped
CF | around.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x pond"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > X POND
CF |
CF | Peaceful and still. The way a perfect pond should be.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cottage"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > X COTTAGE
CF |
CF | Peaceful and still. Just the way a perfect cottage should be.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to fisherman"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO FISHERMAN
CF |
CF | "Hello, sir. I hope you're well?" I said to the old man.
CF |
CF | "Fine, fine," he said, barely looking at me. "Fish ain't biting much
CF | though."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on cottage"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON COTTAGE
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the small cottage, but nothing
CF | remarkable happened.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "smell fisherman"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > SMELL FISHERMAN
CF |
CF | I won't lie and tell you that the old fisherman did not smell
CF | delicious, but you wouldn't eat a piece of pizza if it was capable of
CF | carrying on an intelligent conversation with you, would you?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "exits"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > EXITS
CF |
CF | I did no such thing, for I did not recognize the verb. I am but a
CF | simple wolf, you know.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF | I couldn't go that way.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF | I couldn't go that way.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "what kind of pizza"
DavidW says, "I was wondering that too"
DavidW says, "I must say, I'm not getting a clear sense of what we should be doing."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Row of Huts
CF | A brick hut, a hut made of sticks, and the remnants of a straw hut
CF | greeted my arrival here. From here there was a small trail to the
CF | north leading to a lovely pond, or I could have gone back west to the
CF | forest clearing.
CF |
CF | Three intelligent-looking pigs stood in front of the huts and grunted
CF | eagerly upon my arrival. The first pig stood in front of a few
CF | scattered bits of straw, the second pig stood in front of a hut made
CF | of sticks, and the third pig stood in front of a brick hut.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | The girl in the red cloak was here, picking some wildflowers and
CF | putting them in her basket. "Good day, Mr. Wolf," she nodded to me.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF | I wandered northwards through the forest for a while, but the path
CF | twisted and turned and I found it difficult to follow accurately
CF | without a scent to track. Eventually I ended up back in the clearing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "smell girl"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > SMELL GIRL
CF |
CF | I won't lie and tell you that the girl in the red cloak did not smell
CF | delicious, but you wouldn't eat a pumpkin pie if it was capable of
CF | carrying on an intelligent conversation with you, would you?
CF |
CF | Her cloak in particular carried an intriguing aroma - a pleasant
CF | combination of wildflowers, freshly baked goods, and aging cream. A
CF | unique scent, and one I figured I could track anywhere.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Outside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF | I wandered northwards and began to lose my sense of direction, but
CF | then I smelled the same scent that lingered on the girl in the red
CF | cloak and managed to make my way through the underbrush to...
CF |
CF | Outside the Small Cabin
CF | A small cozy cabin lay nestled among the trees here, with some of the
CF | underbrush even poking through the cabin windows. The forest clearing
CF | lay back to the south.
CF |
CF | I heard a strange commotion from inside the small cabin, but I
CF | couldn't discern the noises from here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cabin"
CF ] Outside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > X CABIN
CF |
CF | (the small cabin)
CF | I saw nothing special about the small cabin.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter cabin"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > ENTER CABIN
CF |
CF | (the small cabin)
CF |
CF | Inside the Small Cabin
CF | I barely noticed the quaint kitchen set-up with a freshly-picked chili
CF | pepper on the counter and a warm fireplace off to the side before
CF | spying a most gruesome sight before me.
CF |
CF | A vicious hunter wielding an axe was standing over the corpse of an
CF | old woman, her nightgown in disarray beside her. To my shock, I
CF | recognized her - I had inspected this cabin's flooring for her many
CF | years ago; she had been very kind. Startled, the hunter turned around
CF | and began bearing down on me with intense ferocity, moving me toward
CF | the exit.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack hunter"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK HUNTER
CF |
CF | I snarled and leapt at the hunter, but he fended me off with his axe
CF | and I was forced to stay back. I could still reach the fireplace, but
CF | not much else in the cabin.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take pepper"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > TAKE PEPPER
CF |
CF | As a wolf, I prowled on all fours and could not possess objects like
CF | humans can. I could sometimes briefly use an item to attack, but in
CF | those instances I just used the ATTACK command and carried nothing
CF | with me. (See COMMANDS for a full list of commands I can use.)
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x fireplace"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > X FIREPLACE
CF |
CF | I saw that the small iron fireplace off to the side was shut closed,
CF | so I could not peer inside it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open fireplace"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > OPEN FIREPLACE
CF |
CF | I nudged open the fireplace with my snout, revealing a poker.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack hunter with poker"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK HUNTER WITH POKER
CF |
CF | I ferociously clasped the poker in my mouth and waved it towards the
CF | hunter, searing him in the leg. He cried out in fright and ran away
CF | from the gruesome scene, leaving the house empty. I dropped the poker
CF | back into the fireplace.
CF |
CF | After observing the shocking scene for a few moments longer and trying
CF | to decide what to do next, I heard a knocking at the door. "Hello?
CF | Granny, are you in there?" It was the girl from the clearing! I leapt
CF | to the door and nudged the lock shut as quietly as I could. I had to
CF | think fast, or she would think that I had perpetrated this heinous
CF | crime - which, as you officers now know, I hadn't.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x granny"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > X GRANNY
CF |
CF | A ghastly sight indeed, as the poor woman had clearly been sliced to
CF | ribbons with the hunter's unforgiving blade. The sickly-sweet aroma of
CF | newly-dead flesh filled my nostrils.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat granny"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > EAT GRANNY
CF |
CF | I devoured the corpse with delight.
CF |
CF | Now, I know how unfortunate that must look to you. But officer, you
CF | must understand, I'm a wolf, and I cannot control the nerve endings of
CF | my own taste buds! At any rate, I would never digest human flesh under
CF | ordinary circumstances. It makes your breath reek in the most horrific
CF | ways.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter bed"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > ENTER BED
CF |
CF | There was no time for futzing around - I needed to disguise myself
CF | somehow, or she would think that I had perpetrated this heinous crime.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz says, "Wolf was framed, clearly."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Inside the Small Cabin
CF | I quickly took in the sights of the kitchen counter and cozy
CF | fireplace. (Which contained a poker.)
CF |
CF | The old woman's nightgown lay strewn to the side.
CF |
CF | A chili pepper lay on the kitchen counter here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter nightgown"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > ENTER NIGHTGOWN
CF |
CF | I slipped into the dead woman's clothes and rolled on the floor to get
CF | them to fit as well as possible.
CF |
CF | Just at that moment, the girl managed to fit her key in the lock and
CF | burst through the door. "Granny! What is this? What's going on? I
CF | heard a noise." she exclaimed, looking at me concerned.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz asks, "Why would the hunter strip Granny down before chopping her up?"
Jade has arrived. DavidW says, "hey Jade"
Pinkunz says, "Hi Jade"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to girl"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO GIRL
CF |
CF | "Why hello dear, why do you look so concerned?" I croaked, trying to
CF | imitate the old woman.
CF |
CF | "I heard a terrible noise Granny, is everything okay?"
CF |
CF | Wow. Now, I had known my powers of disguise were formidable, but it
CF | was still astonishing to me that the girl in the red cloak was so
CF | easily fooled.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter bed"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > ENTER BED
CF |
CF | I couldn't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to girl"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO GIRL
CF |
CF | "Yes, yes, everything's fine. Would you like a fresh pepper deary?"
CF |
CF | "Granny, you sound strange... and what big ears you have!"
CF |
CF | Uh oh. "The better to hear you with, my dear," I croaked, grasping at
CF | straws.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to girl"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO GIRL
CF |
CF | "And what big eyes you have!" the girl exclaimed, becoming more
CF | terrified by the second.
CF |
CF | "The better to see you with, my dear," I croaked again. Good lord, I
CF | really had to work on my improvisation.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to girl"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO GIRL
CF |
CF | "And what big TEETH you have!" exclaimed the girl, horrified.
CF |
CF | "They're new dentures, dear, nothing to worry about," I assured the
CF | girl, trying to de-escalate the situation.
CF |
CF | "Oh" said the girl with relief. "That actually makes a lot of sense",
CF | and she stepped a little closer to me, inspecting them.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to girl"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO GIRL
CF |
CF | Talking was getting me nowhere. I had to incapacitate the girl, and
CF | FAST.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack girl"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK GIRL
CF |
CF | No no, that's not right. No matter what you might think, I wasn't
CF | about to commit murder to cover up a murder I didn't do!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push girl"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > PUSH GIRL
CF |
CF | No, no, I did not push the girl in the red cloak, that would have been
CF | quite rude!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat pepper"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > EAT PEPPER
CF |
CF | The chili pepper on the dead woman's counter did look zesty and
CF | refreshing, but I had more important things to worry about at that
CF | moment.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Inside the Small Cabin
CF | I quickly took in the sights of the kitchen counter and cozy
CF | fireplace. (Which contained a poker.)
CF |
CF | The girl in the red cloak was here, looking pale and confused.
CF |
CF | A chili pepper lay on the kitchen counter here.
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz asks, "Give pepper to girl?"
DavidW says, "GIVE isn't a verb"
Pinkunz says, "True"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter fireplace"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > ENTER FIREPLACE
CF |
CF | No, no, that wasn't possible.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "exit"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > EXIT
CF |
CF | The girl stopped me from leaving. "I'm not going anywhere until I know
CF | you're okay," she said, looking at me concerned.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to girl"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO GIRL
CF |
CF | Talking was getting me nowhere. I had to incapacitate the girl, and
CF | FAST.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack girl"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK GIRL
CF |
CF | No no, that's not right. No matter what you might think, I wasn't
CF | about to commit murder to cover up a murder I didn't do!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pull girl"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > PULL GIRL
CF |
CF | No, no, I did not pull the girl in the red cloak, that would have been
CF | quite rude!
CF |
CF | > Pinkunz asks, "Blow on girl???"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "smell pepper"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > SMELL PEPPER
CF |
CF | I sniffed in, and the chili pepper smelled mouth-wateringly delicious!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on girl"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON GIRL
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the girl in the red cloak with my
CF | rancid breath, still smelly from eating her grandmother's body. She
CF | grew woozy, passing out within seconds. Well, at least I'd now bought
CF | myself some time. I dragged her out into the forest to awake later on,
CF | deep enough so that nobody would likely happen upon her anytime soon,
CF | but not so deep as to confuse an experienced traveller such as
CF | herself. Then I slunk back to the small cabin, disposed of the
CF | nightgown, and deliberated on what to do next.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat pepper"
CF ] Inside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > EAT PEPPER
CF |
CF | I devoured the chili pepper with delight. Such a refreshing and zesty
CF | palate cleanser! And it was sure to give my breath a little oomph.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "ah. for the stick house."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Outside the Small Cabin
CF | >
CF | > OUT
CF |
CF |
CF | Outside the Small Cabin
CF | A small cozy cabin lay nestled among the trees here, with some of the
CF | underbrush even poking through the cabin windows. The forest clearing
CF | lay back to the south.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | I left the cabin and retraced my steps back to the...
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Row of Huts
CF | A brick hut, a hut made of sticks, and the remnants of a straw hut
CF | greeted my arrival here. From here there was a small trail to the
CF | north leading to a lovely pond, or I could have gone back west to the
CF | forest clearing.
CF |
CF | Three intelligent-looking pigs stood in front of the huts and grunted
CF | eagerly upon my arrival. The first pig stood in front of a few
CF | scattered bits of straw, the second pig stood in front of a hut made
CF | of sticks, and the third pig stood in front of a brick hut.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on sticks"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON STICKS
CF |
CF | I performed the first standard test in my building inspections,
CF | huffing and puffing and then blowing on the stick hut as hard as I
CF | could. The structure wobbled violently, and thanks to the extra oomph
CF | in my breath from the chili pepper, finally fell down. "I'm sorry," I
CF | intoned to the second pig sympathetically. "You'll have to build new
CF | quarters with some stronger material. These sticks aren't quite up to
CF | code."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on brick"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON BRICK
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the brick hut, but nothing
CF | remarkable happened. The brick hut appeared to fully pass the first
CF | standard test in my building inspections.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter brick"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > ENTER BRICK
CF |
CF | "Oink!" exclaimed the third pig in alarm. "You said you could just
CF | test it from the outside, yes?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Small Pond
CF | A small pond kissed the gentle forest sky here. A small cottage lay a
CF | little ways off from it.
CF |
CF | I could see an old fisherman plying his craft by the side of the
CF | water.
CF |
CF | >
Jade goes home.
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on fisherman"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON FISHERMAN
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the old fisherman, but nothing
CF | remarkable happened.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Row of Huts
CF | A brick hut and the remnants of several other huts greeted my arrival
CF | here. From here there was a small trail to the north leading to a
CF | lovely pond, or I could have gone back west to the forest clearing.
CF |
CF | Three intelligent-looking pigs stood in front of the huts and grunted
CF | eagerly upon my arrival. The first pig stood in front of a few
CF | scattered bits of straw, the second pig stood in front of a few
CF | scattered sticks, and the third pig stood in front of a brick hut.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Wide Meadow
CF | The forest opened up here into a beautiful green meadow, stretching
CF | far to either side and south up to the edge of a small town. Thicker
CF | parts of the forest lay back to the north.
CF |
CF | A flock of sheep was here, being tended to by a sheepish-looking
CF | shepherd boy.
CF |
CF | "Wolf!" yelped the shepherd boy suddenly at the sight of me, and he
CF | started ringing a cowbell. I didn't really see what all the fuss was
CF | about, but I suppose some of the less sophisticated of my brethren had
CF | been consuming non-talking beasts that clearly didn't belong to them,
CF | and so no wolves of any kind were now allowed in this meadow. Those
CF | philistines, always ruining it for the rest of us...
CF |
CF | Anywho, some townsfolk with pitchforks and torches quickly came
CF | running and I was forced to retreat up north for the time being.
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x flowers"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > X FLOWERS
CF |
CF | Pretty little flowers! Lilac in color but not in type. I couldn't
CF | quite place them.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "This is an unusual wolf that is not colourblind"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "smell flowers"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > SMELL FLOWERS
CF |
CF | The flowers dotting the forest floor smelled pleasant, like a
CF | melancholy springtime. Similar varieties are relatively common
CF | throughout these forests.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Wide Meadow
CF | The forest opened up here into a beautiful green meadow, stretching
CF | far to either side and south up to the edge of a small town. Thicker
CF | parts of the forest lay back to the north.
CF |
CF | A flock of sheep was here, being tended to by a sheepish-looking
CF | shepherd boy.
CF |
CF | "Wolf!" yelped the shepherd boy suddenly at the sight of me, and he
CF | started ringing a cowbell. I didn't really see what all the fuss was
CF | about, but I suppose some of the less sophisticated of my brethren had
CF | been consuming non-talking beasts that clearly didn't belong to them,
CF | and so no wolves of any kind were now allowed in this meadow. Those
CF | philistines, always ruining it for the rest of us...
CF |
CF | Anywho, some townsfolk with pitchforks and torches quickly came
CF | running and I was forced to retreat up north for the time being.
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Wide Meadow
CF | The forest opened up here into a beautiful green meadow, stretching
CF | far to either side and south up to the edge of a small town. Thicker
CF | parts of the forest lay back to the north.
CF |
CF | A flock of sheep was here, being tended to by a sheepish-looking
CF | shepherd boy.
CF |
CF | "Wolf!" yelped the shepherd boy suddenly at the sight of me, and he
CF | started ringing a cowbell. I didn't really see what all the fuss was
CF | about, but I suppose some of the less sophisticated of my brethren had
CF | been consuming non-talking beasts that clearly didn't belong to them,
CF | and so no wolves of any kind were now allowed in this meadow. Those
CF | philistines, always ruining it for the rest of us...
CF |
CF | Anywho, some townsfolk with pitchforks and torches quickly came
CF | running and I was forced to retreat up north for the time being.
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Wide Meadow
CF | The forest opened up here into a beautiful green meadow, stretching
CF | far to either side and south up to the edge of a small town. Thicker
CF | parts of the forest lay back to the north.
CF |
CF | A flock of sheep was here, being tended to by a sheepish-looking
CF | shepherd boy.
CF |
CF | "Wolf!" yelped the shepherd boy suddenly at the sight of me, and he
CF | started ringing a cowbell. I didn't really see what all the fuss was
CF | about, but I suppose some of the less sophisticated of my brethren had
CF | been consuming non-talking beasts that clearly didn't belong to them,
CF | and so no wolves of any kind were now allowed in this meadow. Those
CF | philistines, always ruining it for the rest of us...
CF |
CF | Anywho, some townsfolk with pitchforks and torches quickly came
CF | running and I was forced to retreat up north for the time being.
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Forest
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest
CF | I was in the midst of a dark, foreboding forest, as an intelligent
CF | wolf often is. A path lay eastward.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "Unless I missed an exit, we've been everywhere?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Row of Huts
CF | A brick hut and the remnants of several other huts greeted my arrival
CF | here. From here there was a small trail to the north leading to a
CF | lovely pond, or I could have gone back west to the forest clearing.
CF |
CF | Three intelligent-looking pigs stood in front of the huts and grunted
CF | eagerly upon my arrival. The first pig stood in front of a few
CF | scattered bits of straw, the second pig stood in front of a few
CF | scattered sticks, and the third pig stood in front of a brick hut.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x straw"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > X STRAW
CF |
CF | (the scattered bits of straw)
CF | A few scattered bits of straw were all that remained of the flimsy
CF | straw hut.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat straw"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > EAT STRAW
CF |
CF | (the scattered bits of straw)
CF | I did not eat the scattered bits of straw, since it did not look
CF | tasty.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sticks"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > X STICKS
CF |
CF | A few scattered sticks were all that remained of the shaky hut made of
CF | sticks.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to first pig"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO FIRST PIG
CF |
CF | "That's all right, pardner," nodded the first pig to me in a
CF | surprisingly cordial manner. "I knew I shoulda built it a bit better,
CF | I say, I really did. But at least it was honest work, y'know?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to second pig"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO SECOND PIG
CF |
CF | "It's not your fault, lad," nodded the second pig to me in a
CF | surprisingly forgiving manner. "I'll just gather up some more lumber
CF | from the forest and try again in a week or so. I know you boys down at
CF | the inspection office are just doing your jobs."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to third pig"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO THIRD PIG
CF |
CF | "Ah, is the structure sufficiently tested then?" said the third pig.
CF |
CF | "Not quite yet," I replied. "Now I shall perform the second standard
CF | test in my building inspection procedures. It should only take a
CF | moment."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open window"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > OPEN WINDOW
CF |
CF | It wasn't something I could open.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "climb brick"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > CLIMB BRICK
CF |
CF | Little was to be achieved by that.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x brick"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > X BRICK
CF |
CF | The brick hut was small, albeit inviting and cozy. Its component
CF | bricks were layered in the usual pattern and cemented well. It looked
CF | to be made sturdily and stably, though further testing was required.
CF | It even had a window set into it in the front.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on window"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON WINDOW
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the window, but nothing remarkable
CF | happened.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack brick"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK BRICK
CF |
CF | I performed the second standard test in my building inspections,
CF | ferociously attacking the exterior of the building to ensure it didn't
CF | topple even when exposed to considerable force. The brick structure
CF | was stable. I nodded at the third pig in approval, and he beamed back
CF | at me.
CF |
CF | The third pig nodded to me gratefully. "Thank you very much for your
CF | inspections, good sir. Although we understand there's some re-building
CF | to do, we know you're simply performing your duties and keeping us all
CF | as safe as possible. Let me fetch you your payment." And with that, he
CF | ducked into his newly-approved home and trotted out with a handful of
CF | truffles, which he lay at my feet. They looked rather intriguing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x truffles"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > X TRUFFLES
CF |
CF | They looked to be filled to the brim with exquisite, expensive umami
CF | flavor. What a delicious payment!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat truffles"
CF ] Chimney
CF | >
CF | > EAT TRUFFLES
CF |
CF | I ate the truffles with relish, and they tasted fantastic. But after a
CF | second, I began to feel woozy. I quickly realized I was in trouble,
CF | but before I knew it, I had blacked out.
CF |
CF | Chimney
CF | I came to with my head throbbing and my fur and limbs in an absolutely
CF | disgraceful disarray, jammed into a dark, dusty small space in which I
CF | seemed to have gotten caught halfway down. What a sorry state for a
CF | noble, eloquent beast such as I!
CF |
CF | All of a sudden I heard voices below me.
CF |
CF | "Yee-haw, that yellow-bellied carpetbagger! This'll teach that outlaw
CF | to knock my house down." It was clearly the voice of the first pig.
CF |
CF | "Heigh-ho, who does he think he is? Going about calling himself an
CF | inspector, eh... who gives that lad the right?" complained the second
CF | pig.
CF |
CF | "Is it not obvious, brothers?" explained the third pig
CF | matter-of-factly. "The gentleman claims the authority of an inspector
CF | to give himself access to all homes in the area. That gives him the
CF | ability to take advantage of the owners while they are at their most
CF | vulnerable."
CF |
CF | The other pigs grunted in agreement at the third pig's apparent
CF | wisdom. What poppycock, I thought to myself. Everyone knows that
CF | people's homes are where they are MOST protected.
CF |
CF | "In any case," continued the third pig. "Prepare yourselves, brothers,
CF | because it's only a matter of time before the wretched beast becomes
CF | unstuck and plops into our Sunday brunch stew!" I heard lip-smacking
CF | coming from below.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "Goodness"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack chimney"
CF ] Chimney
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK CHIMNEY
CF |
CF | Undoubtedly that would have been immensely entertaining, but I
CF | couldn't see how it would gain me any advantage at this moment.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Brick Roof
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Brick Roof
CF | I managed to scramble out of the chimney, up onto the roof of the
CF | brick hut and clean myself up a bit. The leap down to the ground was
CF | not that far.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on chimney"
CF ] Brick Roof
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON CHIMNEY
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the chimney, but nothing
CF | remarkable happened.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack it"
CF ] Brick Roof
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK IT
CF |
CF | Undoubtedly that would have been immensely entertaining, but I
CF | couldn't see how it would gain me any advantage at this moment.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF | I leapt off of the roof with ease and returned to the...
CF |
CF | Row of Huts
CF | A brick hut and the remnants of several other huts greeted my arrival
CF | here. From here there was a small trail to the north leading to a
CF | lovely pond, or I could have gone back west to the forest clearing.
CF |
CF | Through the window of the brick hut I could see the first pig, second
CF | pig, and third pig all huddled together around the pot of boiling
CF | stew.
CF |
CF | > asparagus asks, "heh, I step away for a few and you finish the other game and start another. What's this one?"
DavidW asks, "We don't ever carry anything, so I don't think we're meant to drop something into the chimney?"
DavidW says, "This one's called The Wolf."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "It's another fairy tale based game from TALP 2024."
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > IT'S ANOTHER FAIRY TALE BASED GAME FROM TALP 2024.
CF |
CF | I did no such thing, for I did not recognize the verb. I am but a
CF | simple wolf, you know.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "It's another fairy tale based game from TALP 2024."
DavidW says, "I'm not sure what to try next."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack brick with straw"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK BRICK WITH STRAW
CF |
CF | It was difficult for me to see how I could effectively attack the
CF | brick hut using the scattered bits of straw.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on straw"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON STRAW
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the scattered bits of straw, but
CF | nothing remarkable happened.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter brick"
CF ] Inside the Brick Hut
CF | >
CF | > ENTER BRICK
CF |
CF |
CF | Inside the Brick Hut
CF | The brick hut's interior was warm and inviting. The floors and the
CF | walls were decorated in pleasant shades of red and orange.
CF |
CF | The right wall of the hut's interior was decorated with a strange bed
CF | of white mushrooms. A sign in the bed read "invisibility mushrooms."
CF |
CF | The pigs were gathered around the large pot of stew in the fireplace,
CF | and squealed in alarm as I entered the hut. They searched around for
CF | some sort of weapon they could use.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat mushrooms"
CF ] Inside the Brick Hut
CF | >
CF | > EAT MUSHROOMS
CF |
CF | "Halt, thief! Hands off!" squealed the third pig as I padded toward
CF | the tempting white mushrooms. "Those are my special invisibility
CF | mushrooms I've been working on! You cannot have them!"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack first pig"
CF ] Inside the Brick Hut
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK FIRST PIG
CF |
CF | I snarled and pounced on the pigs, but they quickly scurried to the
CF | other end of the room to avoid me. Now they were between me and the
CF | door, and the pot of boiling stew was positioned right next to me.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push pot"
CF ] Inside the Brick Hut
CF | >
CF | > PUSH POT
CF |
CF | I tugged on the handle of the boiling pot of stew next to me and the
CF | liquid spilled out onto the floor in the direction of the pigs. They
CF | squealed and were forced to move closer to me to avoid the liquid, so
CF | that they were now between me and the spilled stew.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "hit first pig"
CF ] Inside the Brick Hut
CF | >
CF | > HIT FIRST PIG
CF |
CF | I pounced on the pigs again, and they all squealed in fright, but the
CF | only place they could move was to the scalding hot stew strewn all
CF | over the floor. Having caught them off-guard, and wanting to make sure
CF | they couldn't hurt me again, I went in for the final blow... and let's
CF | just say they weren't present for very much longer.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat first pig"
CF ] Inside the Brick Hut
CF | >
CF | > EAT FIRST PIG
CF |
CF | I couldn't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Inside the Brick Hut
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Inside the Brick Hut
CF | The brick hut's interior was warm and inviting. The floors and the
CF | walls were decorated in pleasant shades of red and orange.
CF |
CF | The right wall of the hut's interior was decorated with a strange bed
CF | of white mushrooms. A sign in the bed read "invisibility mushrooms."
CF |
CF | A large pot lay overturned here, and sinister, bubbling stew coated
CF | the floor. The floor was also now a distinctly darker shade of red.
CF |
CF | > asparagus says, "Poor piggies."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "So, these invisibility mushrooms are likely for the boy who cried wolf?"
CF ] Inside the Brick Hut
CF | >
CF | > SO, THESE INVISIBILITY MUSHROOMS ARE LIKELY FOR THE BOY WHO CRIED
CF | WOLF?
CF |
CF | I did not attempt to talk in any extravagant or complicated ways -
CF | when I wish to communicate with another being, I simply TALK TO them.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat mushrooms"
CF ] Inside the Brick Hut
CF | >
CF | > EAT MUSHROOMS
CF |
CF | I ate the white mushrooms with relish, savoring the unique flavor. At
CF | first, it didn't feel like they had done anything, but then I blinked
CF | twice rapidly to adjust my eyes, and I could no longer see myself! I
CF | blinked twice again and faded back into existence. What a strange
CF | effect - clearly it wouldn't be lasting for long, so I figured I'd
CF | better make as much use out of it as I could today.
CF |
CF | > Roger says, "the first piggy is named Kevin. Kevin Bacon."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > OUT
CF |
CF |
CF | Row of Huts
CF | A brick hut and the remnants of several other huts greeted my arrival
CF | here. From here there was a small trail to the north leading to a
CF | lovely pond, or I could have gone back west to the forest clearing.
CF |
CF | Through the window of the brick hut I could still see walls decorated
CF | in red and orange... though to be frank, they were mostly red at this
CF | point, if you know what I mean.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Wide Meadow
CF | The forest opened up here into a beautiful green meadow, stretching
CF | far to either side and south up to the edge of a small town. Thicker
CF | parts of the forest lay back to the north.
CF |
CF | A flock of sheep was here, being tended to by a sheepish-looking
CF | shepherd boy.
CF |
CF | "Wolf!" yelped the shepherd boy suddenly at the sight of me, and he
CF | started ringing his cowbell. But this time, I was ready. By the time
CF | the townsfolk came into view, I had already turned invisible thanks to
CF | my magic mushrooms. The townsfolk looked around confused, admonished
CF | the boy for lying to them, and then left.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack boy"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK BOY
CF |
CF | Undoubtedly that would have been immensely entertaining, but I
CF | couldn't see how it would gain me any advantage at this moment.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat sheep"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > EAT SHEEP
CF |
CF | Not yet - if I attacked now, the shepherd would ring the bell again,
CF | and I couldn't risk those townsfolk coming back and discovering me! I
CF | needed to make sure they wouldn't come back any longer.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Wide Meadow
CF | The forest opened up here into a beautiful green meadow, stretching
CF | far to either side and south up to the edge of a small town. Thicker
CF | parts of the forest lay back to the north.
CF |
CF | A flock of sheep was here, being tended to by a sheepish-looking
CF | shepherd boy.
CF |
CF | "Wolf!" yelped the shepherd boy suddenly at the sight of me, and he
CF | started ringing his cowbell. By the time the townsfolk came into view,
CF | I had already turned invisible thanks to my magic mushrooms. The
CF | townsfolk looked around confused again, admonished the boy even more
CF | for lying to them, and then left.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Wide Meadow
CF | The forest opened up here into a beautiful green meadow, stretching
CF | far to either side and south up to the edge of a small town. Thicker
CF | parts of the forest lay back to the north.
CF |
CF | A flock of sheep was here, being tended to by a sheepish-looking
CF | shepherd boy.
CF |
CF | "Wolf!" yelped the shepherd boy suddenly at the sight of me, and he
CF | started ringing his cowbell. I quickly blinked again to become
CF | invisible, but this time, no townsfolk came running at all. I blinked
CF | into existence again, and the boy looked thoroughly dejected.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat sheep"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > EAT SHEEP
CF |
CF | As mouth-watering as the sheep were, eating them whole wouldn't have
CF | served my current purpose. And besides, I didn't want to rob the poor
CF | shepherd of any more of his income. I'd done enough damage.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack boy"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK BOY
CF |
CF | Undoubtedly that would have been immensely entertaining, but I
CF | couldn't see how it would gain me any advantage at this moment.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on sheep"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON SHEEP
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the sheep, but nothing remarkable
CF | happened.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push sheep"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > PUSH SHEEP
CF |
CF | Pushing the sheep seemed futile.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "smell sheep"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > SMELL SHEEP
CF |
CF | I sniffed in, and the sheep smelled mouth-wateringly delicious!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter sheep"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > ENTER SHEEP
CF |
CF | No, no, that wasn't possible.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "what are we expected to do here?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Wide Meadow
CF | The forest opened up here into a beautiful green meadow, stretching
CF | far to either side and south up to the edge of a small town. Thicker
CF | parts of the forest lay back to the north.
CF |
CF | A flock of sheep was here, being tended to by a sheepish-looking
CF | shepherd boy.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x boy"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > X BOY
CF |
CF | He looked to be about sixteen and very new to his position - keen but
CF | perhaps not yet wise. He tended to his flock lovingly and earnestly,
CF | but with a small crease on his forehead, as though he were constantly
CF | afraid of making a mistake.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | That way lay a bustling town where wolves are seldom tolerated. In
CF | order to journey there for any length of time, I knew I would have to
CF | disguise my appearance more thoroughly.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | I had no pockets, being a wolf. Thus, I carried nothing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "enter boy"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > ENTER BOY
CF |
CF | No, no, that wasn't possible.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sheep"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > X SHEEP
CF |
CF | They were a large herd of unintelligent beasts, with puffy white coats
CF | of wool and plump, muscly tendons. They looked tasty and invitingly
CF | defenseless.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack sheep"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK SHEEP
CF |
CF | Shearing off a sheep's skin and wool was an intriguing proposition,
CF | but I wouldn't have dared attempted it without having a darn good
CF | reason to do so.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "okay, maybe we're supposed to do something with the fisherman first?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to boy"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO BOY
CF |
CF | The boy glared at me. "I hope you're proud of yourself," he spat at me
CF | accusingly.
CF |
CF | "Perhaps if your town did not take such extreme measures towards
CF | talking wolves, I wouldn't have had to resort to such extreme measures
CF | to stay here."
CF |
CF | The boy contemplated this for a while. "I suppose... there is a
CF | difference between someone like you and a random wolf in the forest.
CF | But I have to follow the rules and that means no wolves. Just... try
CF | not to hurt any of my flock," he pleaded.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "g"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > G
CF |
CF | "Just... try not to hurt any of my flock," the boy pleaded.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack sheep"
CF ] Wide Meadow
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK SHEEP
CF |
CF | Shearing off a sheep's skin and wool was an intriguing proposition,
CF | but I wouldn't have dared attempted it without having a darn good
CF | reason to do so.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Forest Clearing
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Forest Clearing
CF | The forest opened up into a small clearing here, with exits in all
CF | four directions. Pretty wildflowers dotted the forest floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Row of Huts
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Row of Huts
CF | A brick hut and the remnants of several other huts greeted my arrival
CF | here. From here there was a small trail to the north leading to a
CF | lovely pond, or I could have gone back west to the forest clearing.
CF |
CF | Through the window of the brick hut I could still see walls decorated
CF | in red and orange... though to be frank, they were mostly red at this
CF | point, if you know what I mean.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Small Pond
CF | A small pond kissed the gentle forest sky here. A small cottage lay a
CF | little ways off from it.
CF |
CF | A single duck was now bobbing up and down in the pond here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "xduck"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > XDUCK
CF |
CF | I did no such thing, for I did not recognize the verb. I am but a
CF | simple wolf, you know.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x duck"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > X DUCK
CF |
CF | A clearly unintelligent creature innocently wading through the pond.
CF | Its sleek feathers, pre-glazed in the water and oils of the pond
CF | already, made it look irresistible. I could almost hear oboe music
CF | playing as it waddled around.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to duck"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO DUCK
CF |
CF | I attempted to chat with the duck for a while but quickly determined
CF | that they were not blessed with the power of speech as I was.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat duck"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > EAT DUCK
CF |
CF | I scooped up the duck in one bite, swallowing with relish. Ah, what
CF | delicious payment that was! I could almost hear triumphant french
CF | horns as I finished that delectable aquatic delicacy. But just then, a
CF | small bird flew down from the sky and started twittering and pecking
CF | at my fur. How annoying!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat bird"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > EAT BIRD
CF |
CF | It was moving around too much, I would need to incapacitate it first.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack bird"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK BIRD
CF |
CF | I started snapping my jaws to bite the pesky little bird, but it
CF | seemed determined to evade my grasp. All of a sudden, a boy darted
CF | from the underbrush and pulled on a hitherto unseen rope trap. Before
CF | I could say boo, I was hoisted up in the air by my tail, a sturdy rope
CF | tightly fastened around me. The boy cackled with delight and brought
CF | out an old fisherman I recognized, as well as an alley cat who looked
CF | extremely bored with the entire situation.
CF |
CF | Small Pond (in the rope trap)
CF | A small pond kissed the gentle forest sky here. A small cottage lay a
CF | little ways off from it.
CF |
CF | A bored-looking cat was here, licking its fur idly.
CF |
CF | An old fisherman was here, his hand clapped proudly around the
CF | mischievous boy's shoulder. I had recently inspected the old
CF | fisherman's cottage and the rascal had yet to pay me for his trouble.
CF | It was clear to me now that he was the boy's grandfather.
CF |
CF | The bird fluttered about here, irritating me.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to boy"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO BOY
CF |
CF | "Hello, little boy!" I called out to him.
CF |
CF | The boy stopped his prancing and looked at me, startled. "Oh! Uh...
CF | hi!" he said to me shyly, before quickly going back to his prancing
CF | and playing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to cat"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO CAT
CF |
CF | I attempted to chat with the cat for a while but quickly determined
CF | that they were not blessed with the power of speech as I was.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to bird"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO BIRD
CF |
CF | I attempted to chat with the bird for a while but quickly determined
CF | that they were not blessed with the power of speech as I was.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to man"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO MAN
CF |
CF | "Why did you have your boy do this to me, old man?" I growled to the
CF | old fisherman threateningly.
CF |
CF | "Easy enough," said the old man with a wry smile. "This'll be the last
CF | time you stiff me or anyone else on your ridiculous flooring
CF | inspection prices. I had to fatten that duck up for a month thanks to
CF | you!" And he spat at me with disgust.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x trap"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > X TRAP
CF |
CF | The rope was made of a very thick and sturdy material, perhaps a
CF | strange form of hemp? The bonds seemed to be loosely fitted around my
CF | tail, but I still remained helplessly suspended above the fray.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat rope"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > EAT ROPE
CF |
CF | I did not eat the rope trap, since it did not look tasty.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open trap"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > OPEN TRAP
CF |
CF | It wasn't something I could open.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > OUT
CF |
CF | I squirmed against the rope, but it remained fastened to my tail and I
CF | remained suspended in midair.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push rope"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > PUSH ROPE
CF |
CF | Pushing the rope trap seemed futile.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push tail"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > PUSH TAIL
CF |
CF | I couldn't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tail"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > X TAIL
CF |
CF | I couldn't see any such thing.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on cat"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON CAT
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the cat, but nothing remarkable
CF | happened.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on rope"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON ROPE
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the rope trap, but nothing
CF | remarkable happened.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Small Pond (in the rope trap)
CF | A small pond kissed the gentle forest sky here. A small cottage lay a
CF | little ways off from it.
CF |
CF | A bored-looking cat was here, licking its fur idly.
CF |
CF | An old fisherman was here, his hand clapped proudly around the
CF | mischievous boy's shoulder. It was clear to me now that he was the
CF | boy's grandfather.
CF |
CF | The bird fluttered about here, irritating me.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack bird"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK BIRD
CF |
CF | Undoubtedly that would have been immensely entertaining, but I
CF | couldn't see how it would gain me any advantage at this moment.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "smell boy"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > SMELL BOY
CF |
CF | I won't lie and tell you that the boy did not smell delicious, but you
CF | wouldn't eat a piece of pizza if it was capable of carrying on an
CF | intelligent conversation with you, would you?
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "ideas?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x trap"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > X TRAP
CF |
CF | The rope was made of a very thick and sturdy material, perhaps a
CF | strange form of hemp? The bonds seemed to be loosely fitted around my
CF | tail, but I still remained helplessly suspended above the fray.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF | I would have had to get out of the rope trap first.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "smell rope"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > SMELL ROPE
CF |
CF | I smelled nothing unexpected.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "eat rope"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > EAT ROPE
CF |
CF | I did not eat the rope trap, since it did not look tasty.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "attack rope"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > ATTACK ROPE
CF |
CF | The rope was made of a very thick and sturdy material, perhaps a
CF | stronger form of hemp? At any rate, even my sharp claws and jaws could
CF | not slice through it, so I remained helplessly suspended above the
CF | fray.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "push rope"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > PUSH ROPE
CF |
CF | Pushing the rope trap seemed futile.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pull rope"
CF ] Small Pond
CF | >
CF | > PULL ROPE
CF |
CF | I pulled on the rope trap with my teeth and, surprisingly, it
CF | unravelled fairly easily and I landed on my feet unharmed. But
CF | unfortunately, I was about to have bigger problems. I heard frantic
CF | drums from the forest, and then along came the same hunter who had
CF | murdered the old woman, as well as you, sir, an officer of the local
CF | police. And as you well know, the hunter was now wielding a rifle.
CF | "That's him, officer," said the hunter, aiming his gun directly at my
CF | face.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Trunk of the Truck
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | Not very likely with a rifle pointed at my face!
CF |
CF | "Wait!" shouted the boy suddenly. "Don't hurt him! He may have done
CF | wrong, but he doesn't deserve to die." I rather admired the silly
CF | little boy for his bravery, but didn't think you men would have put
CF | much stock in the heart of a child. But as you know, you raised your
CF | hands, and coaxed the murderous hunter into dropping his weapon. And
CF | before I knew it, I was "humanely" placed into the back of the
CF | hunter's truck, who was supposed to follow your squad car to the
CF | county jail. I cooperated, I did. But that foul hunter's plans were
CF | more sinister than you had anticipated...
CF |
CF | Trunk of the Truck
CF | All at once the truck came to a stop. The hunter got out of the car,
CF | and I heard the sound of his rifle reloading through the locked truck
CF | door.
CF |
CF | I could see a pile of hunting equipment here.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x equipment"
CF ] Trunk of the Truck
CF | >
CF | > X EQUIPMENT
CF |
CF | Just a pile of hunting equipment. Loose shells, rifles, bows, arrows,
CF | etc.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "blow on it"
CF ] Trunk of the Truck
CF | >
CF | > BLOW ON IT
CF |
CF | I huffed and I puffed and I blew on the pile of hunting equipment, but
CF | nothing remarkable happened.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "out"
CF ] Trunk of the Truck
CF | >
CF | > OUT
CF |
CF | The truck door was locked tight. If I had access to some sort of key I
CF | could have perhaps managed to open it using my teeth, but there was
CF | nothing like that in sight.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "It's 4pm."
DavidW says, "I'm sorry that I'm doing so poorly with this one."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cf46"
CF | >
CF | > SAVE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] Trunk of the Truck
CF | > SAVEOk.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cfwolftruck"
CF ] Trunk of the Truck
CF | >
CF | > CFWOLFTRUCK
CF |
CF | I did no such thing, for I did not recognize the verb. I am but a
CF | simple wolf, you know.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "save"
CF | >
CF | > SAVE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cfwolftruck"
CF ] Trunk of the Truck
CF | > SAVEOk.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "We'll stop here, I guess."
Pinkunz says, "That's fine with me."
Pinkunz says, "You also don't need to be sorry."
Pinkunz says, "I wasn't being particularly helpful. My foot keeps bleeding and it is really distracting."
Pinkunz says, "I'm on blood thinners and I cut it last night and it won't stop seeping."
DavidW says, "ugh. So sorry."
Pinkunz says, "No worries, I'm just letting you know that I was distracted sometime after the Wolf ate dead Granny."
DavidW says, "yeah, it felt like I was flying solo for much of this game."
DavidW says, "I assume we someone escape the trunk, get the sheepskin, and try to hide in town and get captured again."
DavidW says, "er somehow"
DavidW says, "I bet that when we're caught wearing sheepskin, we'll look pretty sheepish."
Pinkunz says, "That's my take as well, and, yes, you were more solo after Granny got eaten then you should have been. Ususally there are more of us here, so if someone goes afk for a bit it isn't as immediately noticeable."
DavidW says, "yeah"
DavidW asks, "Thanks for the games today, guys. See you all later, hopefully?"
Pinkunz says, "Take care, David."
DavidW says, "you too, Pinkunz"




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