ClubFloyd Transcript:
The Bat by Chandler Groover
As played on ifMUD on September 29, 2024

The idea behind ClubFloyd is that each week at a pre-arranged time, a group of people meet online to cooperatively play a game of interactive fiction.

Below is a transcript of The Bat written by Chandler Groover. It was released as part of the 2024 Interactive Fiction Competition. It placed first overall in the Competition, and took 2nd Place for Miss Congeniality. You can learn more about the game, including how to download it, by visiting IFDB.


WARNING! Below you will find a transcript of people playing this game, and it goes without saying that the transcript is full of spoilers. So, if you've never played this game, and think you might like to at some point, I do not recommend reading any further. Instead, you might want to return to the interactive fiction page.


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DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask thebat"
CF ]
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF |
CF | Have you played interactive fiction before?
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "yes"
CF | >
CF | > YES
CF |
CF |
CF | [Please press any key to begin.]
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ]
CF |
CF |
CF | THE BAT
CF |
CF | An Interactive Soirée in Two Acts
CF | by Chandler Groover
CF |
CF | Prologue • ACT I • Interlude • ACT II.1 • (scene change)
CF | • ACT
CF | II.2 • Epilogue
CF |
CF | [Please press any key to continue.] DavidW says, "That's the table of contents I was commenting on."
Jade says, "interesting"
DavidW says, "I guess Nord & Bert has a table of contents too, but not quite like this."
Jade asks, "Can you choose any?"
DavidW says, "no. It's just the order of play."
Jade says, "ok"
DavidW says, "oh, in Nord & Bert you can choose, except the last one that needs a password."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ]
CF |
CF | – Prologue –
CF |
CF | Excerpted from the New Gothenburg Post:
CF |
CF | ...good character wanted to fill vacancies in domestic staff,
CF | including such roles as chauffeur, housekeeper, gardener, &c.
CF | Candidates seeking employment should...
CF |
CF | [Please press any key to continue.] DavidW says, "So we'll be playing a domestic of some sort. New Gothenburg as a name suggests to me that the entire town is Gothic."
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF |
CF |
CF | It's already dark. At any moment, the guests will begin to arrive. But
CF | Master Bryce is in one of his moods again. He hasn't even dressed
CF | properly yet. You'll need to attend to that, along with a few other
CF | minor details, for this party to be a success. Where would the master
CF | be without his most faithful servant?
CF |
CF |
CF | Master's Bedroom
CF | To the west, you could enter the upstairs corridor.
CF |
CF | Master Bryce is attempting (rather unsuccessfully, one might remark)
CF | to exit the room by fluttering through the closed bedroom window. He
CF | keeps bashing himself against the glass, flapping his arms.
CF |
CF | His clothes are strewn around the bed. An unlit candle is on the
CF | windowsill. You can also see a matchbox.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "I see"
DavidW says, "I don't see a time in the status bar, so hopefully the game will let us fumble in the prologue and help us get our bearings."
DavidW says, "But in all the games I've played, I've never had to try to help a vampire in bat form get dressed for a party."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > X ME
CF |
CF | You are an expert valet (not to be confused with a butler
CF | (although, since the butler resigned after that little incident with
CF | the automobile, you've had similar shoes to fill)). You can attend
CF | to almost anything. In fact, with this single command, you'll be
CF | able to employ numerous skills in numerous circumstances. You can also
CF | think to review your current tasks.
CF |
CF | [In order to learn more about the game mechanics, you can type
CF | help at any time.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "help"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > HELP
CF |
CF | [To accomplish most tasks in this game, the command attend to
CF | (something) is all you will need. You can abbreviate attend
CF | to by typing only the letter A. When you attend to items
CF | that you can carry, you will add them to your inventory, which
CF | is abbreviated as I. If you attend to items that you are
CF | already carrying in your inventory, you will set them aside again.]
CF |
CF | [If you are carrying an item, like a matchbox, and then you attend to
CF | something else that you are not carrying, like a candle, you
CF | might be able to use the first item in combination with the second;
CF | for example, by striking a match to light the candle.]
CF |
CF | [To review your current tasks, just think.]
CF |
CF | [You can walk north, south, west, or east, which are
CF | abbreviated N, S, W, E. In order to move up or
CF | down staircases, you can type U or D. You can
CF | also look, abbreviated as L, to reread a room's
CF | description. You don't need to capitalize any commands.]
CF |
CF | >
Jade says (to ClubFloyd), "look"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > LOOK
CF |
CF | Master's Bedroom
CF | To the west, you could enter the upstairs corridor.
CF |
CF | Master Bryce is attempting to exit the room by fluttering through the
CF | closed bedroom window. He keeps bashing himself against the glass,
CF | flapping his arms.
CF |
CF | His clothes are strewn around the bed. An unlit candle is on the
CF | windowsill. You can also see a matchbox.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x master"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > X MASTER
CF |
CF | You are careful not to see what might be indiscreet, especially when
CF | you can see it very clearly. Master Bryce has such a difficulty
CF | keeping himself dressed when he is in these moods.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "ok"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x clothes"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > X CLOTHES
CF |
CF | Formalwear, impeccably tailored for a gentleman of distinction. Of
CF | course, Master Bryce will look more distinguished once he's actually
CF | wearing these clothes.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a master"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > A MASTER
CF |
CF | Master Bryce might prefer an unlit room, but you'll need candlelight
CF | to attend to his needs. It's troublesome enough when you're not
CF | fumbling in the dark.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a matches"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > A MATCHES
CF |
CF | You gather the matchbox and tuck it into your pocket.
CF |
CF | [Now that you're holding the matchbox, you can attend to the
CF | candle to light it. You can also attend to the matchbox
CF | again to put it down. Instead of typing attend to each time,
CF | you can simply type A as a shortcut. For example: a
CF | candle.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a candle"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > A CANDLE
CF |
CF | You strike a match and light the candle on the windowsill.
CF |
CF | Master Bryce recoils with a high-pitched shriek, shielding his eyes
CF | before attempting to crawl under the bed. This is precisely why he
CF | ought to wear his spectacles, although where his spectacles
CF | are is another matter. He has the most perplexing tendency to
CF | lose personal items around the manor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a master"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > A MASTER
CF |
CF | Despite your most well-reasoned and polite verbal encouragements, you
CF | cannot convince Master Bryce that his clothes belong on his body.
CF | You'll have to take things into your own hands, as usual.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a clothes"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > A CLOTHES
CF |
CF | You gather the clothes in both hands.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a master"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > A MASTER
CF |
CF | You have been through this routine before. So has Master Bryce. He
CF | knows just how to pull off his trousers when you're trying to button
CF | his shirt, and how to unbutton his shirt when you're trying to put his
CF | trousers on again. He yelps and wriggles. You wrestle with him. Soon
CF | enough, his clothes are back on the floor.
CF |
CF | This is why it's so important to secure his harness first. Where
CF | is his harness? Perhaps it's still in the cellar from the
CF | other night. You'll have to fetch it.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "A harness? Do we need to strap his wings down?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Upstairs Corridor
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Upstairs Corridor
CF | To the west, you could enter the study; to the east, the
CF | master's bedroom; and the grand staircase leads down to the
CF | first floor.
CF |
CF | An unlit candle sits on a table by the staircase.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a candle"
CF ] Upstairs Corridor
CF | >
CF | > A CANDLE
CF |
CF | On nights like these, Master Bryce detests electric light. He detests
CF | any light whatsoever, as a matter of fact. But if there's going to be
CF | a party, the guests must be able to see.
CF |
CF | You strike a match and light the candle by the grand staircase.
CF |
CF | [Before the guests arrive, you'll need to illuminate the other rooms,
CF | as well. Take this time to familiarize yourself with Wyatt Manor. Once
CF | the party starts, you'll have quite a few tasks to juggle, and it will
CF | be useful to know where everything is located.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Unlit
CF | candelabras occupy the room's corners.
CF |
CF | [Whenever you wish to review your current tasks, simply type
CF | think.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "think"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > THINK
CF |
CF | At the moment, you need to:
CF |
CF | • Dress Master Bryce for the party.
CF | • Acquire the master's harness from the cellar.
CF | • Give Master Bryce something to protect his eyes.
CF | • Light the remaining candles in the study, foyer, mosaic hall,
CF | drawing room, powder room, lounge, and ballroom.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a candelabras"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > A CANDELABRAS
CF |
CF | You strike a match and light the candelabras. Their flames twinkle in
CF | the mosaic, catching the metallic veins inlaid across the floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x mosaic"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > X MOSAIC
CF |
CF | Metal veins run through the floor: nickel, cobalt, iron. These veins
CF | form the mosaic, which is a giant bat. Marta Wyatt adopted the bat as
CF | the family crest to honor the colony that roosted in the caverns her
CF | husband was excavating. Those caverns, of course, contained something
CF | more valuable than bats.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I suppose if we need to light a candle everywhere, that gives us carte blanche to explore the entire place."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Foyer
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Foyer
CF | To the south, you could enter the mosaic hall.
CF |
CF | Unlit candle-stands frame the front door.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a candle"
CF ] Foyer
CF | >
CF | > A CANDLE
CF |
CF | You strike a match and light the candle-stands. Now this foyer is more
CF | welcoming, which ought to put the guests at ease, which means they
CF | might make larger donations.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "It could be this way"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Candelabras
CF | flicker in the room's corners.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | To the east, you could enter the mosaic hall; to the
CF | south, the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Nobody will be dining here tonight (or in the foreseeable future).
CF | Rubble is heaped everywhere. The western wall is smashed, with a
CF | luxury car lodged under the debris.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x car"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > X CAR
CF |
CF | It's more difficult to drive when a passenger is grappling for the
CF | steering wheel. It's more difficult to park too. Somehow the
CF | windshield is still in one piece, but you can't say that about the
CF | automobile's other parts.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x windshield"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > X WINDSHIELD
CF |
CF | Fractures have spiderwebbed the glass. When you peer through, you can
CF | see the steering wheel inside the car, where it was dropped after
CF | someone wrenched it loose.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x wheel"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > X WHEEL
CF |
CF | Whatever compelled Master Bryce to struggle with the chauffeur for
CF | this steering wheel, even Master Bryce couldn't explain. You know
CF | because you questioned him yourself. He only drooled. According to the
CF | chauffeur, he kept trying to turn the car north. Considering the car
CF | crashed through a western wall, the chauffeur must have put up quite a
CF | fight.
CF |
CF | > Jade asks, "get it?"
DavidW asks, "how strange. I'm guessing some sort of compulsion magic? A lodestone of some sort, maybe?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get wheel"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > GET WHEEL
CF |
CF | [You should attend to whatever you're trying to get.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a wheel"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > A WHEEL
CF |
CF | Unfortunately, this car is wedged beneath so much debris that you
CF | can't get inside. You'd have to break the windshield.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a windshield"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > A WINDSHIELD
CF |
CF | If the windshield were completely shattered, you might be able to
CF | reach into the car. But it would take significant, repeated force.
CF | Master Bryce's skull produced the current cracks.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I suspect we need a tool, like a hammer."
Jade asks, " have we an inventory?" DavidW says, "we do"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You're carrying a matchbox in your pocket.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "ok, thnx"
DavidW says, "I can't imagine why we'd want a wheel unless it's to replace a broken wheel elsewhere."
Jade asks, "a red herring?"
DavidW says, "Maybe. It could be also something bizarre, like we might need to 'wheel and deal' with a guest to get his donation."
DavidW says, "but these are wild guesses at this point."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Candelabras
CF | flicker in the room's corners.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Drawing Room
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Drawing Room
CF | To the west, you could enter the mosaic hall; to the
CF | east, the powder room (unoccupied); and to the south,
CF | the lounge.
CF |
CF | An impressive drinks cabinet dominates one corner. Beside a curtained
CF | window, a few candles are waiting to be lit.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a candles"
CF ] Drawing Room
CF | >
CF | > A CANDLES
CF |
CF | You strike a match and light the candles by the window. It wouldn't do
CF | to serve drinks in the dark.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cabinet"
CF ] Drawing Room
CF | >
CF | > X CABINET
CF |
CF | Well stocked with enough alcohol to lubricate tonight's soirée.
CF | Because there is no butler on the premises, your role has been
CF | expanded to encompass both pouring and serving the drinks.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Powder Room
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Powder Room
CF | To the west, you could enter the drawing room.
CF |
CF | All the necessary facilities are present, along with one unlit candle.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x candle"
CF ] Powder Room
CF | >
CF | > X CANDLE
CF |
CF | You'll have to light this candle for the party.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a candle"
CF ] Powder Room
CF | >
CF | > A CANDLE
CF |
CF | You strike a match and light the candle. Of course, whatever
CF | activities might be performed in this room, those can remain
CF | discreetly in the metaphoric dark.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Drawing Room
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Drawing Room
CF | To the west, you could enter the mosaic hall; to the
CF | east, the powder room (unoccupied); and to the south,
CF | the lounge.
CF |
CF | An impressive drinks cabinet dominates one corner. Beside a curtained
CF | window, a few candles are burning.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x window"
CF ] Drawing Room
CF | >
CF | > X WINDOW
CF |
CF | Outside the windows, the night sky is awash with stars.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lounge
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Lounge
CF | To the west, you could enter the ballroom; to the north,
CF | the drawing room.
CF |
CF | A moose head is mounted on the eastern wall above a fainting couch.
CF | Some unlit candles are situated on a nearby table beside a newspaper.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a candles"
CF ] Lounge
CF | >
CF | > A CANDLES
CF |
CF | You strike a match and light the candles, which illuminate the moose
CF | head from below. (Every manor worth its salt must have at least one
CF | taxidermic specimen on a wall, although this specimen leaves
CF | much to be desired.)
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a head"
CF ] Lounge
CF | >
CF | > A HEAD
CF |
CF | One day, perhaps you'll convince the master to remove this moose. But
CF | for now, as long as its antlers are dusted (which they are, thanks to
CF | your valiant efforts last week), then it's best kept out of mind, even
CF | if it can't be kept out of sight.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x newspaper"
CF ] Lounge
CF | >
CF | > X NEWSPAPER
CF |
CF | This morning's New Gothenburg Post. You only had time to read
CF | a few articles earlier (another museum heist, another attack by
CF | radioactive rats, another necklace stolen from a visiting countess)
CF | before Master Bryce required your attention.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "Is that a ref to Alias The Magpie?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a newspaper"
CF ] Lounge
CF | >
CF | > A NEWSPAPER
CF |
CF | You gather the newspaper with one hand.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "read it"
CF ] Lounge
CF | >
CF | > READ IT
CF |
CF | This morning's New Gothenburg Post. You only had time to read
CF | a few articles earlier (another museum heist, another attack by
CF | radioactive rats, another necklace stolen from a visiting countess)
CF | before Master Bryce required your attention.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Ballroom
CF | To the west, you could enter the kitchen; to the east,
CF | the lounge; and double-doors would lead south to the garden,
CF | but they're locked.
CF |
CF | An unlit chandelier hangs from the ceiling. Chairs are arranged around
CF | a grand piano.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a chandelier"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > A CHANDELIER
CF |
CF | You can't attend to the chandelier when it is raised. You'll have to
CF | lower it with the crank in the downstairs utility closet first.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x piano"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > X PIANO
CF |
CF | Master Bryce doesn't play, but an absence of skill and a deficit of
CF | talent have never prevented anyone from owning a piano. The sheet
CF | music for tonight's recital awaits Dina d'Latour's "soul-quaking" (to
CF | quote the New Gothenburg Post) interpretation.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Kitchen
CF | To the east, you could enter the ballroom; to the north,
CF | the dining room; and a staircase leads down into the cellar.
CF |
CF | Chef Louis is just finishing the hors d'oeuvres for tonight's party.
CF |
CF | Candles burn on the counter by a wicker cage (containing a cricket).
CF | The icebox is closed and still works, but the other appliances have
CF | known better days. Some packed bags are on the floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x chef"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > X CHEF
CF |
CF | At the earliest opportunity, Chef Louis really must visit a good
CF | barber. Then again, scissors and razors can only do so much (apart
CF | from everything that they've already done). Perhaps he would look
CF | better clean-shaven, but his pride is involved. He glances at you with
CF | a withering stare, tossing a key and catching it again.
CF |
CF | > Jade exclaims, "a key!"
DavidW says, "I suppose we need to get that key from Chef Louis."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to chef"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > TALK TO CHEF
CF |
CF | [If speech is appropriate, you'll speak when you attend to
CF | somebody.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a chef"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > A CHEF
CF |
CF | "I'm almost finished with these," says Chef Louis. "All I want is my
CF | severance check. So scuttle upstairs and fetch it, s'il vous
CF | plaît. I don't intend to sacrifice more whiskers this evening."
CF |
CF | Master Bryce keeps his checks in the study with the other paperwork.
CF | You assure Chef Louis that you'll bring one down promptly. He snorts
CF | and slides some hors d'oeuvres into the icebox.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "a key"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x key"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > X KEY
CF |
CF | Earlier, you gave this key to Chef Louis so that he could harvest
CF | ingredients for tonight's party. It opens the double-doors into the
CF | garden from the ballroom.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a key"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > A KEY
CF |
CF | "My severance check," says Chef Louis. "Then I will return
CF | this key."
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "yup, expected that."
DavidW says, "He's holding the key hostage."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x icebox"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > X ICEBOX
CF |
CF | The icebox is currently closed.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x hors"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > X HORS
CF |
CF | Master Bryce requested these hors d'oeuvres especially – when he
CF | still
CF | had the capacity to make requests. Nowadays, he will barely eat
CF | anything else.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bags"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > X BAGS
CF |
CF | These bags contain the chef's personal belongings.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Cellar
CF | You could take a staircase up to the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Overhead, a harness is tangled.
CF |
CF | Bottles line the walls, nestled snugly in dust-covered racks. Beside a
CF | closed utility closet, a glowing candle illuminates the room.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a harness"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A HARNESS
CF |
CF | You'll need both hands free to carry this harness.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a matches"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A MATCHES
CF |
CF | You set aside the matchbox.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a harness"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A HARNESS
CF |
CF | You'll need both hands free to carry this harness.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You're carrying a newspaper in one hand.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a newspaper"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A NEWSPAPER
CF |
CF | You set aside the newspaper.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a harness"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A HARNESS
CF |
CF | How careless. You shouldn't have left this here in the cellar. But
CF | after you'd finally managed to coax Master Bryce down from the racks
CF | the other evening, you had higher priorities: like stopping him from
CF | climbing back on top again.
CF |
CF | You unhook the harness from where he tangled it. Unfortunately, you
CF | also step in something on the floor just beneath the harness.
CF | Something sticky.
CF |
CF | > Jade exclaims, "ja, the inventory limits: pockets and hands!"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x floor"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > X FLOOR
CF |
CF | Master Bryce's digestive system has taken a turn to accompany his
CF | moods: this is much more chalky than normal. He must have dropped it
CF | when he was perched on the rack overhead. Whenever he achieves a
CF | sufficient elevation, he cannot seem to help himself.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "oh no. We stepped in the Master's offal?"
DavidW says, "or is it vomit"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x vomit"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > X VOMIT
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing [or you might have misspelled a word].
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "look"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > LOOK
CF |
CF | Cellar
CF | You could take a staircase up to the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Something sticky is smeared on the floor.
CF |
CF | Bottles line the walls, nestled snugly in dust-covered racks. Beside a
CF | closed utility closet, a glowing candle illuminates the room. You can
CF | also see a newspaper and a matchbox.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "it seems so"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sticky"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > X STICKY
CF |
CF | Master Bryce's digestive system has taken a turn to accompany his
CF | moods: this is much more chalky than normal. He must have dropped it
CF | when he was perched on the rack overhead. Whenever he achieves a
CF | sufficient elevation, he cannot seem to help himself.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a newspaper"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A NEWSPAPER
CF |
CF | You don't have a free hand to carry this newspaper.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > X ME
CF |
CF | You are an expert valet. You can attend to almost anything. In
CF | fact, with this single command, you'll be able to employ numerous
CF | skills. You can also think to review your current tasks.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a harness"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A HARNESS
CF |
CF | You set aside the harness.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a sticky"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A STICKY
CF |
CF | You'll need something to mop this up. Sadly, the mop was destroyed
CF | last Tuesday during an altercation between the master and a plumber
CF | (you're still waiting on the hospital bill). But this morning's
CF | New Gothenburg Post was rather thick. Perhaps that would do
CF | the trick.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a newspaper"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A NEWSPAPER
CF |
CF | You gather the newspaper with one hand.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a sticky"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A STICKY
CF |
CF | Little in this world can absorb filth like the New Gothenburg
CF | Post. Once you've mopped the floor, you hold the newspaper at
CF | arm's length. Now there's just one thing to do: wring it out into the
CF | garden pond.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "and we can't reach the pond because the garden door is locked."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a newspaper"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A NEWSPAPER
CF |
CF | You set aside the soggy newspaper.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a matches"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A MATCHES
CF |
CF | You gather the matchbox and tuck it into your pocket.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "We can't"
DavidW says, "Since we can't carry the harness with everything else, I think we need to get that check next."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a harness"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A HARNESS
CF |
CF | You gather the harness in both hands.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "oh. matches went in a pocket, so that works."
DavidW says, "I misunderstood the inventory mechanics."
Jade says, "yes, 2 hands and a pocket"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Kitchen
CF | To the east, you could enter the ballroom; to the north,
CF | the dining room; and a staircase leads down into the cellar.
CF |
CF | Chef Louis is just finishing the hors d'oeuvres for tonight's party.
CF |
CF | Candles burn on the counter by a wicker cage (containing a cricket).
CF | The icebox is closed and still works, but the other appliances have
CF | known better days. Some packed bags are on the floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | To the east, you could enter the mosaic hall; to the
CF | south, the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Rubble is heaped everywhere. The western wall is smashed, with a
CF | luxury car lodged under the debris.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Candelabras
CF | flicker in the room's corners.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Upstairs Corridor
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Upstairs Corridor
CF | To the west, you could enter the study; to the east, the
CF | master's bedroom; and the grand staircase leads down to the
CF | first floor.
CF |
CF | A candle burns on a table by the staircase.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Master's Bedroom
CF | To the west, you could enter the upstairs corridor.
CF |
CF | Master Bryce is attempting (still unsuccessfully) to scramble under
CF | the bed. He can't fit more than his shoulders, but he keeps thrashing.
CF |
CF | His clothes are strewn around the bed. A candle burns on the
CF | windowsill.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a master"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > A MASTER
CF |
CF | Naturally, Master Bryce resists. But he doesn't have the necessary
CF | hand-eye coordination to loosen the straps. You pull the harness
CF | tight, but not too tight. Eventually, he forgets that he is trying to
CF | resist. He chirrups while you fasten the final buckle.
CF |
CF | Now you should be able to get him into his clothes.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a clothes"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > A CLOTHES
CF |
CF | You gather the clothes in both hands.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a master"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > A MASTER
CF |
CF | Not only does Master Bryce's harness limit his less respectable
CF | compulsions, but it also provides anchoring points to attach an
CF | outfit. His trousers and his tailcoat each have hidden hooks. You
CF | connect them to corresponding hooks on the harness.
CF |
CF | There: he is the picture of a gentleman! Or he would be, if he weren't
CF | still trying to hide under the bed. He can't tolerate the candlelight
CF | without his spectacles.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Upstairs Corridor
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Upstairs Corridor
CF | To the west, you could enter the study; to the east, the
CF | master's bedroom; and the grand staircase leads down to the
CF | first floor.
CF |
CF | A candle burns on a table by the staircase.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Study
CF | To the east, you could enter the upstairs corridor.
CF |
CF | Paperwork is cluttered on the master's desk, along with an unlit
CF | candle. Beside the desk, a portrait hangs on the wall.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a candle"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > A CANDLE
CF |
CF | You strike a match and light the candle on the desk. Now you can see
CF | well enough to sort through the master's spectacularly disorganized
CF | papers.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a papers"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > A PAPERS
CF |
CF | Buried beneath the paperwork, you find a spare invitation to the party
CF | tonight. You composed it yourself; Master Bryce always dictates while
CF | you write. In this case, however, you might have taken a few more
CF | liberties than usual to translate his screeches and grunts into
CF | readable text.
CF |
CF | You set the invitation aside for now.
CF |
CF | You'll have to keep digging to find a check.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a papers"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > A PAPERS
CF |
CF | Excavating a specific article from this mound is no task for the
CF | faint-hearted. But when you have a goal in mind, even the worst
CF | paper-cut cannot stop you.
CF |
CF | At last! Here's a check for Chef Louis.
CF |
CF | It slides across the desk to rest beside the other documents.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a check"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > A CHECK
CF |
CF | You gather the severance check in one hand (after waiting for the ink
CF | to dry, of course).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a portrait"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > A PORTRAIT
CF |
CF | You swing the portrait aside (the picture-frame is attached to the
CF | wall with a hinge for convenience), revealing a hidden vault.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a vault"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > A VAULT
CF |
CF | Master Bryce is the only person alive who knows the combination to
CF | this vault. He certainly hasn't given it to you, and then sworn you to
CF | secrecy, and you've had no occasion to open it for him (many, many
CF | times, when he's too lazy to visit the bank). Therefore, you must have
CF | just found it unlocked.
CF |
CF | Inside the vault, you can see a stack of banknotes, some dynastic
CF | jewels, and a magneto-polonium chunk.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x chunk"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > X CHUNK
CF |
CF | Pulsating with rainbow colors. Ten times as heavy as it looks. Master
CF | Bryce keeps this chunk as a family heirloom. It's also good for
CF | wheeling out to dazzle romantic partners – or to put hedge-fund
CF | managers back in their place.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x jewels"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > X JEWELS
CF |
CF | What the Crown Jewels are to Buckingham Palace, these baubles are to
CF | Wyatt Manor: pocket change next to the value of their respective
CF | empires.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x banknotes"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > X BANKNOTES
CF |
CF | Enough for a rainy day (give or take a few grand).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "close vault"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > CLOSE VAULT
CF |
CF | [This game has a limited action system. To perform most tasks, you can
CF | simply attend to an object or a person. Type help to
CF | review other useful commands.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a vault"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > A VAULT
CF |
CF | You close the vault and lock it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a vault"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > A VAULT
CF |
CF | Coincidentally, you find the vault unlocked again. Inside, you can see
CF | a stack of banknotes, some dynastic jewels, and a magneto-polonium
CF | chunk.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a vault"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > A VAULT
CF |
CF | You close the vault and lock it.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a portrait"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > A PORTRAIT
CF |
CF | You swing the portrait back against the wall, concealing the vault.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "interesting. We can open the vault whenever we like."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a papers"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > A PAPERS
CF |
CF | It would take an expert accountant fortified with the best whiskey to
CF | organize this paperwork. (The second-best, unfortunately, wasn't
CF | strong enough for the previous accountant.) Perhaps if you were
CF | looking for a particular document, you would have a reason to sort
CF | through the mess. Right now, however, you have more pressing matters
CF | to attend.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "very convenient"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "think"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > THINK
CF |
CF | At the moment, you need to:
CF |
CF | • Give Master Bryce something to protect his eyes.
CF | • Light the remaining candles in the ballroom.
CF | • Bring a signed severance check to Chef Louis.
CF | • Wring the soggy newspaper into the garden pond.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Study
CF | To the east, you could enter the upstairs corridor.
CF |
CF | Paperwork is cluttered on the master's desk, lit by a small candle.
CF | Beside the desk, a portrait hangs on the wall. You can also see a
CF | spare invitation.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x desk"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > X DESK
CF |
CF | With this much paperwork loaded onto the desk, it's a miracle the wood
CF | doesn't splinter and crack beneath the weight.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x drawer"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > X DRAWER
CF |
CF | With this much paperwork loaded onto the desk, it's a miracle the wood
CF | doesn't splinter and crack beneath the weight.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open drawer"
CF ] Study
CF | >
CF | > OPEN DRAWER
CF |
CF | [This game has a limited action system. To perform most tasks, you can
CF | simply attend to an object or a person. Type help to
CF | review other useful commands.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Upstairs Corridor
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Upstairs Corridor
CF | To the west, you could enter the study; to the east, the
CF | master's bedroom; and the grand staircase leads down to the
CF | first floor.
CF |
CF | A candle burns on a table by the staircase.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I haven't seen the spectacles."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Candelabras
CF | flicker in the room's corners.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | To the east, you could enter the mosaic hall; to the
CF | south, the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Rubble is heaped everywhere. The western wall is smashed, with a
CF | luxury car lodged under the debris.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Kitchen
CF | To the east, you could enter the ballroom; to the north,
CF | the dining room; and a staircase leads down into the cellar.
CF |
CF | Chef Louis is just finishing the hors d'oeuvres for tonight's party.
CF |
CF | Candles burn on the counter by a wicker cage (empty). The icebox is
CF | closed and still works, but the other appliances have known better
CF | days. Some packed bags are on the floor.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a chef"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > A CHEF
CF |
CF | Chef Louis takes the severance check and squints at the signature.
CF | "Good enough," he says. "Although money will not regrow my moustache."
CF |
CF | Indeed, you've since relegated all scissors, combs, and curling-irons
CF | to the garbage. Master Bryce cannot be trusted with them.
CF |
CF | "Now you are on your own," says Chef Louis, passing you the key to the
CF | garden (which you tuck into your pocket). "But do not serve the hors
CF | d'oeuvres yet! They must chill first. And if the guests want more,
CF | there is chicken. Bonne chance, mon ami." He wipes his apron,
CF | retrieves his bags, and, when he leaves the manor, he leaves you alone
CF | with the master.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Cellar
CF | You could take a staircase up to the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Bottles line the walls, nestled snugly in dust-covered racks. Beside a
CF | closed utility closet, a glowing candle illuminates the room. You can
CF | also see a soggy newspaper.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a closet"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A CLOSET
CF |
CF | You open the utility closet. Inside, you can see a fusebox, a crank,
CF | and a broom and dustpan (empty).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a crank"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A CRANK
CF |
CF | When you turn the crank, it groans. You have to put your back into it.
CF | Soon enough, you're groaning too. But your age isn't going to stop you
CF | from operating a little antique machinery.
CF |
CF | After you've turned it completely forward, the crank locks into place.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x fusebox"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > X FUSEBOX
CF |
CF | Perhaps from the master's perspective, these wires initially looked
CF | more edible. He certainly did everything in his power to dismantle the
CF | fusebox and chew through the circuitry. Wyatt Manor will have to rely
CF | upon candlelight this evening.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "good grief"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x broom"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > X BROOM
CF |
CF | Sweeping is not typically a valet's priority, but one must adapt.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x dustpan"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > X DUSTPAN
CF |
CF | Sweeping is not typically a valet's priority, but one must adapt.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a door"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A DOOR
CF |
CF | You close the utility closet again.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "to the garden"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a newspaper"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A NEWSPAPER
CF |
CF | You hold the soggy newspaper at arm's length with one hand.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Kitchen
CF | To the east, you could enter the ballroom; to the north,
CF | the dining room; and a staircase leads down into the cellar.
CF |
CF | Candles burn on the counter by a wicker cage (empty). The icebox is
CF | closed and still works, but the other appliances have known better
CF | days.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Ballroom
CF | To the west, you could enter the kitchen; to the east,
CF | the lounge; and double-doors would lead south to the garden,
CF | but they're locked.
CF |
CF | An unlit chandelier has been lowered closer to the floor. Chairs are
CF | arranged around a grand piano.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a doors"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > A DOORS
CF |
CF | After unlocking the double-doors, you permit them to swing open. Cool
CF | night air rushes into the ballroom. You can hear crickets outside,
CF | smell flowers blooming in the dark – and feel wings suddenly smack
CF | your face.
CF |
CF | You stumble backward, arms flailing. The key sails from your hand and
CF | lands with a plop in the garden pond outside.
CF |
CF | Something flaps over your head into the manor.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "lit"
DavidW says, "yeah, okay. I'll ignore the lost key and the wild goose chase."
Jade says, "a chandelier"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a chandelier"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > A CHANDELIER
CF |
CF | You strike a match to light the candles on the chandelier. You have to
CF | strike another match, and then another, because there are so many.
CF | When you're finished, the ballroom is brighter than any other chamber
CF | in the manor.
CF |
CF | Now you'll just need to raise the chandelier again.
CF |
CF | Are those the master's spectacles in the corner? You didn't see them
CF | before, but they catch the candlelight. He must have dropped them here
CF | (or thrown them aside during an episode).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a spectacles"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > A SPECTACLES
CF |
CF | You gather the spectacles with one hand.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > L
CF |
CF | Ballroom
CF | To the west, you could enter the kitchen; to the east,
CF | the lounge; and double-doors lead south to the garden
CF |
CF | Overhead, a bat is flying in circles.
CF |
CF | A glowing chandelier has been lowered closer to the floor. Chairs are
CF | arranged around a grand piano.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "ok, it's a bat."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bat"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > X BAT
CF |
CF | You knew another bat would get inside tonight. Lately they've
CF | been flocking around the manor. Why, just the other week, you found a
CF | bat in the foyer. And there was one in the master's bedroom before
CF | that!
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Garden
CF | To the north, you could enter the ballroom.
CF |
CF | Reclined atop the garden wall, a black cat watches you. Crickets hop
CF | around the pond, beside which the master's shoes have been abandoned.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a newspaper"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > A NEWSPAPER
CF |
CF | You set aside the soggy newspaper.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "undo"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > UNDO
CF |
CF | [The use of undo is unnecessary in this game. No matter what
CF | happens, you cannot put The Bat into an unwinnable state, and
CF | you will never need to undo an action.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a newspaper"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > A NEWSPAPER
CF |
CF | You hold the soggy newspaper at arm's length with one hand.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a pond"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > A POND
CF |
CF | You wring the soggy newspaper into the pond. Now it's as good as new
CF | (which speaks volumes about its original state).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a pond"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > A POND
CF |
CF | You would never admit to wringing out dirty towels, sponges, and mops
CF | into this pond. And since you have nothing to wring currently, there's
CF | even less need to admit anything.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x pond"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > X POND
CF |
CF | An uninformed observer might suppose that a sewer line had backed up
CF | here, judging by the water's discoloration. That's not the case.
CF | Still, one wouldn't want to swim in it (unless one were the master).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x key"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > X KEY
CF |
CF | You can't see any such thing [or you might have misspelled a word].
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cat"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > X CAT
CF |
CF | Lately, this cat has been slinking around the neighborhood. It's too
CF | well-groomed to be a stray. Not to mention too well-fed.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "we have no key anymore"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x wall"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > X WALL
CF |
CF | Built to protect Wyatt Manor from prying eyes, which might include:
CF | journalists, spies, the master's spurned lovers, the master's
CF | prospective lovers, the master's current lovers, evangelists, and
CF | traveling salesmen (amongst others).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Ballroom
CF | To the west, you could enter the kitchen; to the east,
CF | the lounge; and double-doors lead south to the garden
CF |
CF | Overhead, a bat is flying in circles.
CF |
CF | A glowing chandelier has been lowered closer to the floor. Chairs are
CF | arranged around a grand piano.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a doors"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > A DOORS
CF |
CF | Without the key, you can't secure these double-doors.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Kitchen
CF | To the east, you could enter the ballroom; to the north,
CF | the dining room; and a staircase leads down into the cellar.
CF |
CF | Candles burn on the counter by a wicker cage (empty). The icebox is
CF | closed and still works, but the other appliances have known better
CF | days.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Cellar
CF | You could take a staircase up to the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Bottles line the walls, nestled snugly in dust-covered racks. Beside a
CF | closed utility closet, a glowing candle illuminates the room.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a door"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A DOOR
CF |
CF | You open the utility closet. Inside, you can see a fusebox, a crank,
CF | and a broom and dustpan (empty).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a crank"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A CRANK
CF |
CF | You'll need both hands free to attend to this crank.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You're carrying a newspaper and some spectacles in one hand, and a
CF | matchbox in your pocket.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "drop all"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > DROP ALL
CF |
CF | [You should attend to whatever you're trying to drop.]
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a all"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A ALL
CF |
CF | You'll have to be more specific.
CF |
CF | > Jade asks, "a newspaper???"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a newspaper"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A NEWSPAPER
CF |
CF | You set aside the newspaper.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a spectacles"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A SPECTACLES
CF |
CF | You set aside the spectacles.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a crank"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A CRANK
CF |
CF | You feel the chandelier's weight as you turn the crank. You hear old
CF | machinery clatter and pop. Your joints also pop, but you keep turning
CF | it. Finally, the mechanism locks into place, just before the crank
CF | itself snaps off in both your hands.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a newspaper"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A NEWSPAPER
CF |
CF | You don't have a free hand to carry this newspaper.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You're carrying a broken crank in your hands, and a matchbox in your
CF | pocket.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x crank"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > X CRANK
CF |
CF | Oops.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a crank"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A CRANK
CF |
CF | As you handle the broken crank, its rusty pieces crumble to the
CF | ground. You won't be putting those back together.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "That's what the wheel is for. To replace that crank."
Jade says, "It could be possible"
DavidW says, "well, there could also be a pipe to the pond that we can turn a valve to drain it."
DavidW says, "But I haven't seen anything like that."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a spectacles"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A SPECTACLES
CF |
CF | You gather the spectacles with one hand.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "nop"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "think"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > THINK
CF |
CF | At the moment, you need to:
CF |
CF | • Give Master Bryce something to protect his eyes.
CF | • Sweep the rusty pieces in the the cellar.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a broom"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A BROOM
CF |
CF | You'll need both hands free to carry this broom and dustpan.
CF |
CF | > Jade asks, "sweep with the broom?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a specs"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A SPECS
CF |
CF | You set aside the spectacles.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a broom"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A BROOM
CF |
CF | You gather the broom and dustpan in both hands.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a pieces"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A PIECES
CF |
CF | You sweep the rusty pieces into the dustpan. Now you can dump them in
CF | the dining room.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Kitchen
CF | To the east, you could enter the ballroom; to the north,
CF | the dining room; and a staircase leads down into the cellar.
CF |
CF | Candles burn on the counter by a wicker cage (empty). The icebox is
CF | closed and still works, but the other appliances have known better
CF | days.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | To the east, you could enter the mosaic hall; to the
CF | south, the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Rubble is heaped everywhere. The western wall is smashed, with a
CF | luxury car lodged under the debris.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a dustpan"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > A DUSTPAN
CF |
CF | You set aside the broom and dustpan (containing rusty pieces).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a broom"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > A BROOM
CF |
CF | You gather the broom and dustpan in both hands.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a rubble"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > A RUBBLE
CF |
CF | You empty the rusty pieces onto the rubble, adding more debris to the
CF | increasingly indiscriminate pile. Employing an entire room (and a
CF | dining room, at that) as a waste receptacle is not conventional, but
CF | Master Bryce produces so much garbage that mere trashcans would never
CF | suffice.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Kitchen
CF | To the east, you could enter the ballroom; to the north,
CF | the dining room; and a staircase leads down into the cellar.
CF |
CF | Candles burn on the counter by a wicker cage (empty). The icebox is
CF | closed and still works, but the other appliances have known better
CF | days.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Cellar
CF | You could take a staircase up to the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Bottles line the walls, nestled snugly in dust-covered racks. Beside
CF | an open utility closet, a glowing candle illuminates the room. You can
CF | also see some spectacles and a newspaper.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a broom"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A BROOM
CF |
CF | You set aside the broom and dustpan (empty).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a specs"
CF ] Cellar
CF | >
CF | > A SPECS
CF |
CF | You gather the spectacles with one hand.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Kitchen
CF | To the east, you could enter the ballroom; to the north,
CF | the dining room; and a staircase leads down into the cellar.
CF |
CF | Candles burn on the counter by a wicker cage (empty). The icebox is
CF | closed and still works, but the other appliances have known better
CF | days.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | To the east, you could enter the mosaic hall; to the
CF | south, the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Rubble is heaped everywhere. The western wall is smashed, with a
CF | luxury car lodged under the debris.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Candelabras
CF | flicker in the room's corners.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Upstairs Corridor
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Upstairs Corridor
CF | To the west, you could enter the study; to the east, the
CF | master's bedroom; and the grand staircase leads down to the
CF | first floor.
CF |
CF | A candle burns on a table by the staircase.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Master's Bedroom
CF | To the west, you could enter the upstairs corridor.
CF |
CF | Master Bryce is attempting to scramble under the bed.
CF |
CF | A candle burns on the windowsill.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a master"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > A MASTER
CF |
CF | Master Bryce always forgets that he wants to wear these
CF | spectacles. You try to put them on his head, but he pushes them away,
CF | rather like a toddler who's decided to suddenly dislike dessert. It
CF | takes a few attempts before he realizes the lenses are tinted.
CF |
CF | Finally, he lets out a satisfied squeak and keeps them on. When he
CF | glimpses his reflection in the window, he even seems to remember his
CF | manners. He smooths back his hair. He adjusts his cuffs. Then he sits
CF | on the floor and starts nibbling his feet. He didn't remember for very
CF | long.
CF |
CF | Where on earth are his shoes? In the garden again, probably.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "think"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > THINK
CF |
CF | At the moment, you need to:
CF |
CF | • Put the appropriate shoes on Master Bryce.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Upstairs Corridor
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Upstairs Corridor
CF | To the west, you could enter the study; to the east, the
CF | master's bedroom; and the grand staircase leads down to the
CF | first floor.
CF |
CF | A candle burns on a table by the staircase.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "d"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > D
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Candelabras
CF | flicker in the room's corners.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF | You can't go that way.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | To the east, you could enter the mosaic hall; to the
CF | south, the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Rubble is heaped everywhere. The western wall is smashed, with a
CF | luxury car lodged under the debris.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Kitchen
CF | To the east, you could enter the ballroom; to the north,
CF | the dining room; and a staircase leads down into the cellar.
CF |
CF | Candles burn on the counter by a wicker cage (empty). The icebox is
CF | closed and still works, but the other appliances have known better
CF | days.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Ballroom
CF | To the west, you could enter the kitchen; to the east,
CF | the lounge; and double-doors lead south to the garden
CF |
CF | Overhead, a bat is flying in circles.
CF |
CF | A glowing chandelier hangs from the ceiling. Chairs are arranged
CF | around a grand piano.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Garden
CF | To the north, you could enter the ballroom.
CF |
CF | Reclined atop the garden wall, a black cat watches you. Crickets hop
CF | around the pond, beside which the master's shoes have been abandoned.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x shoes"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > X SHOES
CF |
CF | Finding these shoes by the pond does a great deal to explain why the
CF | master's feet were so filthy earlier. You'll need to start tying the
CF | laces tighter.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a shoes"
CF ] Garden
CF | >
CF | > A SHOES
CF |
CF | You gather the shoes with one hand.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Ballroom
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Ballroom
CF | To the west, you could enter the kitchen; to the east,
CF | the lounge; and double-doors lead south to the garden
CF |
CF | Overhead, a bat is flying in circles.
CF |
CF | A glowing chandelier hangs from the ceiling. Chairs are arranged
CF | around a grand piano.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Kitchen
CF | To the east, you could enter the ballroom; to the north,
CF | the dining room; and a staircase leads down into the cellar.
CF |
CF | Candles burn on the counter by a wicker cage (empty). The icebox is
CF | closed and still works, but the other appliances have known better
CF | days.
CF |
CF | > DavidW asks, "I thought there was a cricket in that cage?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cage"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > X CAGE
CF |
CF | There is currently nothing inside the wicker cage.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x appliances"
CF ] Kitchen
CF | >
CF | > X APPLIANCES
CF |
CF | One of these days, the master will have to renovate this kitchen.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "the icebox remains closed"
DavidW says, "and I'm leaving it that way."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Dining Room (in shambles)
CF | To the east, you could enter the mosaic hall; to the
CF | south, the kitchen.
CF |
CF | Rubble is heaped everywhere. The western wall is smashed, with a
CF | luxury car lodged under the debris.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Mosaic Hall
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Candelabras
CF | flicker in the room's corners.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Upstairs Corridor
CF | >
CF | > U
CF |
CF |
CF | Upstairs Corridor
CF | To the west, you could enter the study; to the east, the
CF | master's bedroom; and the grand staircase leads down to the
CF | first floor.
CF |
CF | A candle burns on a table by the staircase.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Master's Bedroom
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Master's Bedroom
CF | To the west, you could enter the upstairs corridor.
CF |
CF | Master Bryce is sitting on the floor, nibbling his feet.
CF |
CF | A candle burns on the windowsill by the bed.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a master"
CF | >
CF | > A MASTER
CF |
CF | In order to slip on Master Bryce's shoes, you may have to straddle his
CF | legs one at a time, pinning his feet. You may have done this before.
CF | You may even have a technique. Whatever may or may not happen,
CF | however, nobody else needs to know.
CF |
CF | While you're still attending to his shoelaces, the doorbell in the
CF | foyer chimes. Master Bryce quirks his head. It chimes again, and he
CF | lets out a squeak. Then he is on his hands and knees, crawling into
CF | the corridor.
CF |
CF | It would seem the first guests have arrived.
CF |
CF | [Please press any key to continue.]
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ]
CF |
CF | ACT I
CF |
CF | Excerpted from the New Gothenburg Post:
CF |
CF | ...fondly remember last year's masked auction, nor soon forget the
CF | Black and Black Ball held to honor this very paper's publisher after
CF | breaking the Watertight Scandal. Few invitations are more exclusive.
CF | Mr Wyatt's annual fundraisers adorn the social calendar like jewels in
CF | a crown, and the New Gothenburg Widows & Orphans Fund will undoubtedly
CF | benefit from his upcoming...
CF |
CF | [Please press any key to continue.]
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ] Foyer
CF |
CF |
CF | Before answering the doorbell, you compose yourself. What the
CF | Post does not report is how much these charitable events rely
CF | upon you. In order to raise a respectable amount for the Widows &
CF | Orphans Fund, this party must be, in one word, exceptional. And Master
CF | Bryce should probably stop crawling down the grand staircase, but you
CF | can deal with that next.
CF |
CF | Foyer
CF | To the south, you could enter the mosaic hall.
CF |
CF | Lighted candle-stands frame the front door (to which you should
CF | promptly attend).
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "well done"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cf22"
CF | >
CF | > SAVE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] Foyer
CF | > SAVEOk.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "thanks"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a door"
CF ] Foyer $ 20,000
CF | >
CF | > A DOOR
CF |
CF | When you open the door, Baron Twombly and Emilia Ives are waiting
CF | arm-in-arm outside. The baron, of course, is both an oil baron and a
CF | real baron. Miss Ives might lack a title, but she is a
CF | majority shareholder in the world's largest emerald consortium, which
CF | counts for something.
CF |
CF | "Are we early?" asks the baron. "I told you we should've come later."
CF |
CF | "Now, now, darling, if you had your way, I wouldn't have been
CF | able to come," replies Miss Ives, walking with him into the mosaic
CF | hall. "Not that that usually bothers you."
CF |
CF | Baron Twombly: + $10,000
CF | Emilia Ives: + $10,000
CF |
CF | [During the party, the dollar amount that guests are willing to donate
CF | to the New Gothenburg Widows & Orphans Fund may increase or decrease.
CF | Your current total is displayed on the game's status bar at the top
CF | right.]
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "$ 20000"
DavidW says, "oh dear. I won't be good at this part at all."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "think"
CF ] Foyer $ 20,000
CF | >
CF | > THINK
CF |
CF | At the moment, you need to:
CF |
CF | • Attend to Baron Twombly.
CF | • Attend to Emilia Ives.
CF | • Keep an ear out for the doorbell.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a baron"
CF ] Foyer $ 20,000
CF | >
CF | > A BARON
CF |
CF | Baron Twombly has already left the foyer.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a emilia"
CF ] Foyer $ 20,000
CF | >
CF | > A EMILIA
CF |
CF | Emilia Ives has already left the foyer.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 20,000
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Baron Twombly and Emilia Ives are watching Master Bryce on the stairs.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Candelabras
CF | flicker in the room's corners.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a baron"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 20,000
CF | >
CF | > A BARON
CF |
CF | "Eh? What? Oh," says Baron Twombly when he notices you're a servant.
CF | "Yes, I'll have a drink. Need one to deal with this woman. Had to get
CF | here early. What happened to 'fashionably late'?"
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a emilia"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 20,000
CF | >
CF | > A EMILIA
CF |
CF | "These little soirées are my favorite," says Emilia Ives. "So
CF | intimate! And for a good cause, which is always useful. It lends a
CF | moral imperative to every drink. I'll have one now – for the sake of
CF | all the widows and orphans."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Drawing Room $ 20,000
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Drawing Room
CF | To the west, you could enter the mosaic hall; to the
CF | east, the powder room (unoccupied); and to the south,
CF | the lounge.
CF |
CF | An impressive drinks cabinet dominates one corner. Beside a curtained
CF | window, a few candles are burning.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a cabinet"
CF ] Drawing Room $ 20,000
CF | >
CF | > A CABINET
CF |
CF | You pour two drinks and place them on a silver tray, which you balance
CF | with one hand. (Of course, you know precisely what to pour, and which
CF | drink should be served to which person. You haven't worked for the
CF | master all these years without learning how to bartend in a pinch.)
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 20,000
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Baron Twombly and Emilia Ives are watching Master Bryce on the stairs.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Candelabras
CF | flicker in the room's corners.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a baron"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 19,500
CF | >
CF | > A BARON
CF |
CF | Baron Twombly takes a glass. "By the way," he says, looking over your
CF | head to address the master, "I thought we might be able to discuss..."
CF |
CF | "Not now," interrupts Emilia Ives. "I'm sure there will be time for
CF | business later, darling, if you must ruin another evening."
CF |
CF | The baron sips his drink with a glower.
CF |
CF | Baron Twombly: - $500
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a emilia"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 19,900
CF | >
CF | > A EMILIA
CF |
CF | "How delicious," says Emilia Ives, taking a drink. "These always go
CF | down so smoothly when they're for charity."
CF |
CF | Emilia Ives: + $400
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a master"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 19,900
CF | >
CF | > A MASTER
CF |
CF | When he is halfway downstairs, Master Bryce goes right back up; and
CF | when he's up, he comes back down, flapping his arms as though he were
CF | descending through the air.
CF |
CF | "I say!" shouts the baron. "Looking better than ever, old man!"
CF |
CF | "Such a lovely home," remarks Miss Ives.
CF |
CF | Master Bryce doesn't seem to realize the party has started. Your
CF | attempts to inform him are met with a blank stare. At times like
CF | these, he often requires physical encouragement.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "uf, complicated"
DavidW asks, "What sort a physical encouragement are we expected to provide the master?"
DavidW says, "We already indulged in bizarre frottage to get his shoes on."
Jade asks, "whisky?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "think"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 19,900
CF | >
CF | > THINK
CF |
CF | At the moment, you need to:
CF |
CF | • Attend to Master Bryce again.
CF | • Keep an ear out for the doorbell.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a master"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 19,900
CF | >
CF | > A MASTER
CF |
CF | You'll need both hands free to attend to the master.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 19,900
CF | >
CF | > I
CF |
CF | You're carrying a silver tray (empty) in one hand, and a matchbox in
CF | your pocket.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a tray"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 19,900
CF | >
CF | > A TRAY
CF |
CF | You set aside the silver tray (empty).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a master"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 20,200
CF | >
CF | > A MASTER
CF |
CF | Master Bryce is normally impossible to move. He doesn't budge unless
CF | he wants to budge. But the terrain is currently on your side. With
CF | both hands, you tactfully nudge the master. He trips down the stairs,
CF | tumbling head over heels, and lands at Baron Twombly's feet.
CF |
CF | "Still practicing those calisthenics, eh?" says the baron.
CF |
CF | Baron Twombly: + $300
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a tray"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 20,200
CF | >
CF | > A TRAY
CF |
CF | You balance the silver tray with one hand.
CF |
CF | Suddenly, the doorbell chimes again.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Foyer $ 20,200
CF | >
CF | > N
CF |
CF |
CF | Foyer
CF | To the south, you could enter the mosaic hall.
CF |
CF | Lighted candle-stands frame the front door (to which you should
CF | promptly attend).
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a door"
CF ] Foyer $ 27,200
CF | >
CF | > A DOOR
CF |
CF | This time, when you open the door, you find an impish man in an
CF | impeccable white suit on the threshold. He flashes an equally
CF | impeccable smile.
CF |
CF | "Aha! You must be the valet!" exclaims Dr Malatesta. "Why, just the
CF | other week, Mr Wyatt was singing your praises when he toured the
CF | institute. It's so hard to find decent help. All these quibbles about
CF | safety regulations. Where is everybody? This way?"
CF |
CF | The nation's foremost nuclear physicist strides into the mosaic hall.
CF |
CF | Dr Malatesta: + $7,000
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 27,200
CF | >
CF | > S
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Dr Malatesta is chatting with Emilia Ives, while Master Bryce stares
CF | at Baron Twombly.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Candelabras
CF | flicker in the room's corners.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a dr"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 27,200
CF | >
CF | > A DR
CF |
CF | "Exactly my own opinion," the doctor is saying to Emilia Ives.
CF | "Although, if you've read about our latest trial with the rats, the
CF | papers didn't report anything substantive. Then again, they never do,
CF | do they?"
CF |
CF | "Indeed not," says Miss Ives with an indulgent smile. "Without fail,
CF | the general public fails to appreciate research like yours. They hear
CF | 'animal testing' and they lose their appetites."
CF |
CF | "Speaking of which, where did you get that drink?" asks Dr
CF | Malatesta, but he's looking at you when he speaks. "I wouldn't object
CF | to a little refreshment."
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Drawing Room $ 27,200
CF | >
CF | > E
CF |
CF |
CF | Drawing Room
CF | To the west, you could enter the mosaic hall; to the
CF | east, the powder room (unoccupied); and to the south,
CF | the lounge.
CF |
CF | An impressive drinks cabinet dominates one corner. Beside a curtained
CF | window, a few candles are burning.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a cabinet"
CF ] Drawing Room $ 27,200
CF | >
CF | > A CABINET
CF |
CF | You pour a drink and place it on the silver tray.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 27,200
CF | >
CF | > W
CF |
CF |
CF | Mosaic Hall
CF | To the north, you could enter the foyer; to the west,
CF | the dining room; to the east, the drawing room; and the grand
CF | staircase leads up to the second floor.
CF |
CF | Dr Malatesta is chatting with Emilia Ives, while Master Bryce stares
CF | at Baron Twombly.
CF |
CF | Underfoot, the hall is patterned with a massive mosaic. In that
CF | mosaic's center stands a gilded compass on a pedestal. Candelabras
CF | flicker in the room's corners.
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "a dr"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 42,200
CF | >
CF | > A DR
CF |
CF | "What do you say to a toast?" asks the doctor, taking a glass and
CF | lifting it toward Master Bryce. "To our newest study! You'll be
CF | pleased to learn that we've secured the cages since your recent visit.
CF | Secured them better. So sorry about that incident. No hard
CF | feelings, Mr Wyatt? None that can't be tempered by a donation to a
CF | good cause?"
CF |
CF | Master Bryce scratches his backside and drools.
CF |
CF | "A significant donation," says the doctor, sipping his drink.
CF |
CF | Dr Malatesta: + $15,000
CF |
CF | >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "SAVE"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cf23"
CF | >
CF | > SAVE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 42,200
CF | > SAVEOk.
CF |
CF | > DavidW says, "I kinda wait to stop here. My head is hurting."
DavidW says, "er kinda want"
Jade says, "very well done till here"
DavidW says, "thanks"
Jade says, "you have doublec"
DavidW asks, "doublec?"
Jade says, "doubled money"
DavidW says, "oh."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "save"
CF | >
CF | > SAVE
CF | %% Enter a save filename to write:
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "cfthebat"
CF ] Mosaic Hall $ 42,200
CF | > SAVEOk.
CF |
CF | > Jade says, "20000 to 40000"
DavidW says, "the doctor is very generous."
Jade says, "thanks for driving and take care of yourself"
DavidW says, "thanks"
Jade says, "see you next week"
DavidW says, "see you. thanks for coming and helping out"
Jade says, "bye"
Time passes. Esrom says, "Tried playing 'The bat'. The whole 'attend to' command for everything gets old really fast."
Esrom says, "Most annoying mechanic I've seen in IF since Winchester's Nightmare disallowed abbreviations."
Esrom says, "I lasted about two or three minutes before quitting."
Roger says, "aww"
Esrom says, "I'm sorry to say it, but that's the way I feel. Sure, I get what they're trying to do with the 'attend to' thing. It's supposed to enhance the 'valet/servant' feel. But it gets old fast when used as a replacement for more traditional IF commands."




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