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		DavidW says, "ClubFloyd starting soon. Get your beverages and snacks of choice, please!"
		DavidW says, "hi Perry!"
		PerrySimm says, "Hi, David."
		DavidW says, "I've uploaded three games and I they're all short. One game is by Ryan Veeder and two are by mathbrush and I haven't played any of them! If we're clever enough, we might finish all three."
		Jacqueline says, "Oh, that's exciting."
		DavidW asks, "Would people like to start with NEST, Faery: Swapped, or Buggy?"
		Jade says, "I haven't played any of these titles"
		DavidW asks (of Jade), "Neither have I! Amazing, isn't it?"
		Jacqueline laughs.
		DavidW says, "Let's start with NEST then."
		Jade says, "ok"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask nest"
CF ] Campsite
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| NEST
CF \| An #EnigMarch puzzle by Ryan Veeder
CF \| Release 1 / Serial number 230302 / Inform 7 v10.1.2
CF \|
CF \| Campsite
CF \| The sun is rising; the cookfire is extinguished; your sleeping bag is
CF \| all rolled up. The day is just beginning—as is your long journey of
CF \| discovery.
CF \|
CF \| Dusty trails lead in the four cardinal directions.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] Campsite
CF \| >
CF \| > X ME
CF \|
CF \| You look down at yourself. You recognize your own body, with all of
CF \| its familiar features. It's you!
CF \|
CF \| I don't know who you are or what you look like. Sometimes I call you
CF \| "dude," but in a purely emphatic, gender-neutral way.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Campsite
CF \| >
CF \| > I
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying nothing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x cookfire"
CF ] Campsite
CF \| >
CF \| > X COOKFIRE
CF \|
CF \| Only ashes remain in the fire pit.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x ashes"
CF ] Campsite
CF \| >
CF \| > X ASHES
CF \|
CF \| Only ashes remain in the fire pit.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bag"
CF ] Campsite
CF \| >
CF \| > X BAG
CF \|
CF \| The bedroll is tied up tight.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tent"
CF ] Campsite
CF \| >
CF \| > X TENT
CF \|
CF \| (You can't see that, or it's not implemented.)
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Take all before we go?"
		DavidW says, "Considering that the game is called NEST in capitals, I'm already thinking North East South Treetop."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take all"
CF ] Campsite
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE ALL
CF \|
CF \| There are none at all available!
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take ashes"
CF ] Campsite
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE ASHES
CF \|
CF \| (That's not something you want to carry around.)
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search ashes"
CF ] Campsite
CF \| >
CF \| > SEARCH ASHES
CF \|
CF \| You find nothing of interest.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Cave of Yesterdays
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Cave of Yesterdays
CF \| You have entered the Cave of Yesterdays, where lurk the hoary shadows
CF \| of the past, obscured within the murky mists of time.
CF \|
CF \| The exits from this cave are east and south.
CF \|
CF \| A huge key lies on the stone floor. Hey, wasn't yesterday's #EnigMarch
CF \| prompt "key"? This must be that key!
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x key"
CF ] Cave of Yesterdays
CF \| >
CF \| > X KEY
CF \|
CF \| The key is about five feet long, but it's still light enough to carry.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "I didn't seethat NEST meaning"
		DavidW says, "well, I'm guessing."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take key"
CF ] Cave of Yesterdays
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE KEY
CF \|
CF \| You awkwardly lift the huge key and begin carrying it under your arm,
CF \| like a huge baguette.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Mountain Pass
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Mountain Pass
CF \| Between the mountains to the north there is only one narrow passage,
CF \| guarded by a towering robotic sentinel. More accessible paths lead in
CF \| the other cardinal directions.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline asks, "Ah, so this is a little more speed-if territory?"
		Jade says, "this is a totally open map"
		DavidW says, "well, EnigMarch is an event Ryan hosts in March where he has a lot of puzzles too difficult for me to solve, normally."
		Jacqueline says, "Oh. That's ominous."
		Jade asks, "Is this game from EnigMarch?"
		DavidW says, "Yes."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), " about"
CF ] Mountain Pass
CF \| >
CF \| > ABOUT
CF \|
CF \| (Thank you for for playing NEST. I wrote it in about seven hours for
CF \| day two of #EnigMarch 2023. The prompt was "Nest." Learn more about
CF \| EnigMarch at [LINK], and find my other EnigMarch
CF \| puzzles at [LINK]
CF \|
CF \| This game was tested by NOBODY. I had to make it FAST.)
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "EnigMarch normally doesn't involve IF at all, if I understand it correctly."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x sentinel"
CF ] Mountain Pass
CF \| >
CF \| > X SENTINEL
CF \|
CF \| The robot is three stories tall. Its massive hands of living stone
CF \| could crush you like a sand castle. It is staring down at you with its
CF \| gigantic robotic eyes.
CF \|
CF \| "Hello?" you call up to the robot. But it doesn't respond.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Mountain Pass
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \| As soon as you approach the mountain pass, the giant robot activates.
CF \| It leans down and pushes you away. And then it wags its finger at you,
CF \| as if to say, Don't Try That Again, Puny Human.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Mosaic
CF \| A map of the Known World is laid out on the ground here, rendered in
CF \| thousands of tiny, shiny tiles. It must have taken forever to put
CF \| together. We should take a second to appreciate how hard somebody
CF \| worked to build this world for us.
CF \|
CF \| Okay, that's long enough. Anyway, one corner of the mosaic is taken up
CF \| by an ornate compass rose.
CF \|
CF \| Speaking of which, from here you can travel in any of the cardinal
CF \| directions.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "haha"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x map"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > X MAP
CF \|
CF \| Looking over the map, you recognize its illustrations of the Cave of
CF \| Yesterdays, the Campsite, the Mountain Pass, and the Mosaic. There are
CF \| other vistas depicted here, but you've never seen them in person
CF \| before (this time around, at least).
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x rose"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > X ROSE
CF \|
CF \| The compass rose is a beautiful four-pointed star, decorated with the
CF \| letters N, E, S, and T.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "AHA!"
		Jade asks, "T?"
		DavidW says, "North, East, South, and Twest. How should I know?>"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x t"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > X T
CF \|
CF \| You can't really "look at" a direction, you know? Try examining a
CF \| concrete object. Or, try moving in a direction.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "t"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > T
CF \|
CF \| You can't refer to the opposite of east with an abbreviation! That's
CF \| completely disrespectful.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "twest"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > TWEST
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tsae"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > TSAE
CF \|
CF \| "Tsae" is...
CF \|
CF \| Oh! I get it! But that's not the opposite of east. I guess it
CF \| could be the mirror image of east. But not really.
CF \|
CF \| Anyway, that doesn't work.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "wow. He anticipated that."
		Roger says, "dude is too smart"
		DavidW says, "He is. Very."
		Roger says, "maybe caeser rotation"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "tsew"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > TSEW
CF \|
CF \| What is "tsew" supposed to be?
CF \|
CF \| Oh, it's "west" backwards. That's sort of clever. But it won't work.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "yes, he is"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "tsen"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > TSEN
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tsen"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > TSEN
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "top"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > TOP
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tent"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > TENT
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "test"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > TEST
CF \|
CF \| I see what you're trying to do. I had the same idea, actually. But no,
CF \| the opposite of east is not test.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "east"
CF ] Prairie
CF \| >
CF \| > EAST
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Prairie
CF \| What a lovely prairie this is. What a lovely day this is! But your
CF \| journey is not yet over.
CF \|
CF \| Paths across the grass lead in all the cardinal directions.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade asks, "nest?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "nest"
CF ] Prairie
CF \| >
CF \| > NEST
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Prairie
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \| What is this "west" you speak of? We don't have "west" around here.
CF \| The opposite of east is something else entirely.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hornet Kingdom
CF \| You have crossed over into the realm of the hornets! Best be careful.
CF \|
CF \| The Hornet Vizier is here, supervising his subjects: "KEEP UP THE GOOD
CF \| WORK," he drones.
CF \|
CF \| Exits from the Hornet Kingdom lead north and the opposite of east.
CF \|
CF \| >
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "opposite of east"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > OPPOSITE OF EAST
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to vizier"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO VIZIER
CF \|
CF \| You approach the Vizier gingerly. "It's a pleasure to meet you, your
CF \| excellency," you say.
CF \|
CF \| He ignores you. "YOU GUYS ARE DOING GREAT," he tells his subjects.
CF \| There's a mechanical sort of whirring in his voice. "JUST FANTASTIC."
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x hornest"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > X HORNEST
CF \|
CF \| (You can't see that, or it's not implemented.)
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x hornets"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > X HORNETS
CF \|
CF \| The citizens of the Hornet Kingdom are all very busy. Too busy to talk
CF \| to you!
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x vizier"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > X VIZIER
CF \|
CF \| You approach the Vizier gingerly. "It's a pleasure to meet you, your
CF \| excellency," you say.
CF \|
CF \| He ignores you. "YOU GUYS ARE DOING GREAT," he tells his subjects.
CF \| There's a mechanical sort of whirring in his voice. "JUST FANTASTIC."
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "xyzzy"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > XYZZY
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \| You can't go that way.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "u"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > U
CF \|
CF \| You can't go that way.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Prairie
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Prairie
CF \| What a lovely prairie this is. What a lovely day this is! But your
CF \| journey is not yet over.
CF \|
CF \| Paths across the grass lead in all the cardinal directions.
CF \|
CF \| >
Roger says (to cf), "TPHI"
CF ] Prairie
CF \| >
CF \| > TPHI
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tgif"
CF ] Prairie
CF \| >
CF \| > TGIF
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tata"
CF ] Prairie
CF \| >
CF \| > TATA
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Graveyard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Graveyard
CF \| One large tombstone stands near the cemetery's entrance, over a patch
CF \| of recently-turned earth.
CF \|
CF \| From here you can go south, or you can go the opposite of east.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade asks, "note?"
		Jade asks, "notes at?"
Roger says (to cf), "TBPQ"
CF ] Graveyard
CF \| >
CF \| > TBPQ
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade asks, "notes at?"
Roger says (to cf), "TOWARD"
CF ] Graveyard
CF \| >
CF \| > TOWARD
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade asks, "noteast?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x graveyard"
CF ] Graveyard
CF \| >
CF \| > X GRAVEYARD
CF \|
CF \| There are hundreds of graves in this cemetery. Fortunately we don't
CF \| have to worry about most of them right now.
CF \|
CF \| That's odd. Do you hear something buzzing?
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x gravestone"
CF ] Graveyard
CF \| >
CF \| > X GRAVESTONE
CF \|
CF \| (You can't see that, or it's not implemented.)
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x tombstone"
CF ] Graveyard
CF \| >
CF \| > X TOMBSTONE
CF \|
CF \| Which do you mean, the graveyard or the large tombstone?
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "large"
CF ] Graveyard
CF \| >
CF \| > LARGE
CF \|
CF \| The coat of arms of the Hornet Kingdom are carved into the stone, over
CF \| this inscription: "Here Lieth the HORNET KING; may he Rest in Peace;
CF \| and may his Memory never Fade."
CF \|
CF \| It looks like the Hornet King was buried here in just the past week or
CF \| so.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "dig patch"
CF ] Graveyard
CF \| >
CF \| > DIG PATCH
CF \|
CF \| You have nothing with which to dig.
CF \|
CF \| There's that buzzing sound again.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "listen"
CF ] Graveyard
CF \| >
CF \| > LISTEN
CF \|
CF \| There's definitely an intermittent buzzing noise around here. Seems
CF \| like it's coming from under the ground. Weird.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "listen to patch"
CF ] Graveyard
CF \| >
CF \| > LISTEN TO PATCH
CF \|
CF \| (You can't see that, or it's not implemented.)
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "listen to ground"
CF ] Graveyard
CF \| >
CF \| > LISTEN TO GROUND
CF \|
CF \| There's definitely an intermittent buzzing noise around here. Seems
CF \| like it's coming from under the ground. Weird.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "If we get a shovel..."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Prairie
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Prairie
CF \| What a lovely prairie this is. What a lovely day this is! But your
CF \| journey is not yet over.
CF \|
CF \| Paths across the grass lead in all the cardinal directions.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hornet Kingdom
CF \| You have crossed over into the realm of the hornets! Best be careful.
CF \|
CF \| The Hornet Vizier is here, supervising his subjects: "TAKE FREQUENT
CF \| BREAKS," he drones.
CF \|
CF \| Exits from the Hornet Kingdom lead north and the opposite of east.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "zzzzzz"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > ZZZZZZ
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "tell vizier about buzzing"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tell vizier about buzzing"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > TELL VIZIER ABOUT BUZZING
CF \|
CF \| (Use TALK TO to interact with characters.)
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to him"
CF ] Hornet Kingdom
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO HIM
CF \|
CF \| You approach the Vizier gingerly. "It's a pleasure to meet you, your
CF \| excellency," you say.
CF \|
CF \| He ignores you. "YOU GUYS ARE DOING GREAT," he tells his subjects.
CF \| There's a mechanical sort of whirring in his voice. "JUST FANTASTIC."
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Prairie
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Prairie
CF \| What a lovely prairie this is. What a lovely day this is! But your
CF \| journey is not yet over.
CF \|
CF \| Paths across the grass lead in all the cardinal directions.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| East Pole
CF \| You have reached the East Pole. The Great Bird of the East sits atop
CF \| the pillar, in her giant nest.
CF \|
CF \| There's nowhere to go from here but the opposite of east.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x pole"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > X POLE
CF \|
CF \| This stripey pole is the marker of Uttermost East. The giant nest of
CF \| the Great Bird of the East is on top.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x nest"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > X NEST
CF \|
CF \| The nest is made out of small branches.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x branches"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > X BRANCHES
CF \|
CF \| The nest is made out of small branches.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bird"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > X BIRD
CF \|
CF \| You raise your hands in supplication. "O Great Bird," you cry, "I
CF \| beseech your aid!"
CF \|
CF \| "What is it?" she asks.
CF \|
CF \| "I must know what the opposite of east is," you lament. "Please,
CF \| please help me!"
CF \|
CF \| "I can't just tell you that," says the Great Bird of the
CF \| East. "But I guess I can give you a clue: The opposite of east is
CF \| four letters long."
CF \|
CF \| You bite your lip.
CF \|
CF \| "What if I still don't know what the opposite of east is? How can I
CF \| leave this place?"
CF \|
CF \| "I guess you have to start the game over!" says the Bird. "I think the
CF \| command for that is RESTART."
CF \|
CF \| You take stock of this.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tart"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > TART
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "time"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > TIME
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tada"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > TADA
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "tits"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > TITS
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognize.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "toss"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > TOSS
CF \|
CF \| (the directions)
CF \| The directions in this game are completely normal text adventure
CF \| directions: North, east, and so on. But we don't typically do things
CF \| with the directions. Typically, we just "go" in a specific direction,
CF \| like "GO EAST."
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x directions"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > X DIRECTIONS
CF \|
CF \| (the directions)
CF \| The directions in this game are completely normal text adventure
CF \| directions: North, east, and so on. But we don't typically do things
CF \| with the directions. Typically, we just "go" in a specific direction,
CF \| like "GO EAST."
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "go directions"
CF ] East Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > GO DIRECTIONS
CF \|
CF \| Which do you mean, the north, the northeast, the northwest, the south,
CF \| the southeast, the southwest, the east, the west, the up, the down,
CF \| the inside, the outside, Twig, T, tsew, tsae, test, giwt, or weast?
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "he is laughing now itself"
		DavidW asks, "Twig?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "twig"
CF ] Prairie
CF \| >
CF \| > TWIG
CF \|
CF \| Now you're getting it!
CF \|
CF \| Prairie
CF \| What a lovely prairie this is. What a lovely day this is! But your
CF \| journey is not yet over.
CF \|
CF \| Paths across the grass lead in all the cardinal directions.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "lol"
		DavidW asks, "THat's not how I'm supposed to learn it, is it?"
		Roger says, "maybe? Who can say with Ryan"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "twig"
CF ] Mosaic
CF \| >
CF \| > TWIG
CF \|
CF \| Exactly!
CF \|
CF \| Mosaic
CF \| A map of the Known World is laid out on the ground here, rendered in
CF \| thousands of tiny, shiny tiles. One corner of the mosaic is taken up
CF \| by an ornate compass rose.
CF \|
CF \| Speaking of which, from here you can travel in any of the cardinal
CF \| directions.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "twig"
CF ] Campsite
CF \| >
CF \| > TWIG
CF \|
CF \| See, you've got this handled.
CF \|
CF \| Campsite
CF \| The cookfire is extinguished; your sleeping bag is all rolled up.
CF \| Dusty trails lead in the four cardinal directions.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "twig"
CF ] Twig Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > TWIG
CF \|
CF \| Nice.
CF \|
CF \| Twig Pole
CF \| You have reached the Twig Pole. At the very top of the Twig Pole is a
CF \| giant nest; in that nest sits the Great Bird of the Twig.
CF \|
CF \| There's nowhere to go from here but the opposite of twig.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x bird"
CF ] Twig Pole
CF \| >
CF \| > X BIRD
CF \|
CF \| Finally you collapse to your knees before the Great Bird of the Twig.
CF \| "I made it!" you rasp, with what little breath is left in your lungs.
CF \|
CF \| "Well done," says the Great Bird of the Twig. "I knew you'd 'twig' it
CF \| eventually!"
CF \|
CF \| Then she explains: "The verb 'twig' can mean, like, 'realize,' or
CF \| 'understand.'"
CF \|
CF \| "Oh," you say.
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| * GOOD JOB *
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT, or UNDO the
CF \| last command?
CF \| >		DavidW says, "gosh, we didn't even see everything in the game yet."
		Roger says, "accidental speedrun for speedif"
		DavidW asks, "Shall we continue with the next game?"
		Jade says, "twig me..."
		Jacqueline says, "heh"
		DavidW says, ">pull twig from nest. knight jade with twig."
		Jade says, "ja, ja, ja"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "quit"
CF \| >
CF \| > QUIT
CF \| cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0
CF asks, "That game over already? It was just getting good. Wanna play another?"		Jacqueline says, "Is it worth redoing, with the new knowledge? Or... no."
		DavidW says, "I think if there's time we can go back to it."
		DavidW says, "There may be a way to the north and south poles, after all."
		Jade exclaims, "as you wish!"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "load sleepmask faeryswapped"
CF ]
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Staring at the baby in the crib, you just can't believe it.
CF \| That...thing just can't be human. There's no way. It looks
CF \| like a shriveled apple with flailing hands and feet.
CF \|
CF \| You try to poke it, but your mom and dad notice you. "Hey!" says Dad.
CF \| "Leave the baby alone! Go eat some pizza and have fun."
CF \|
CF \| Grumbling, you duck past the curtain and into the main room of
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor. You pass by the pizza and soda and head out to
CF \| the parking lot.
CF \|
CF \| "No way that's a human," you say.
CF \|
CF \| "Sounds like you have a changeling problem," says the gnome sitting
CF \| next to you.
CF \|
CF \| That's when you notice the gnome sitting next to you.
CF \|
CF \| [Press any key to continue]
DavidW pushes the green 'space' button.
CF ] Parking Lot
CF \| [Press any key to continue]
CF \| Faery: Swapped
CF \| Track down a changeling by Mathbrush
CF \| Release 4 / Serial number 240406 / Inform 7 build 6M62 (I6/v6.33 lib
CF \| 6/12N)
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| An entrance allows passage north. It is currently closed.
CF \|
CF \| "What?" you ask, bewildered.
CF \|
CF \| "Changeling. When a faery kid is swapped for a human kid at birth. No
CF \| one notices it," he says.
CF \|
CF \| "I noticed!" you protest.
CF \|
CF \| "Did you?" he says with an evil glint.
CF \|
CF \| "Well, what can I do about it?" you ask, ignoring the absurdity of the
CF \| situation.
CF \|
CF \| "I'll tell you. But we need to trust each other. Can you give me your
CF \| name?
CF \|
CF \| What is your name? >		DavidW asks, "Floyd?"
		Roger says, "sure"
		Jacqueline says, "Sure"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "Floyd"
CF ] Parking Lot
CF \| What is your name? >
CF \| > FLOYD
CF \|
CF \| "So, your name is Floyd?" asks the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| Please answer yes or no>
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "yes"
CF ] Parking Lot gnome
CF \| Please answer yes or no>
CF \|
CF \| > YES
CF \|
CF \| The gnome smiles mysteriously. "Thank you," he says. "Now, about the
CF \| changeling...what do you want with it?"
CF \|
CF \| "I want my parents to know what he is!" you shout.
CF \|
CF \| "That can be arranged," says the gnome. "You'll need to expose it for
CF \| what it is. They say that the touch of cold iron can reveal a
CF \| changeling."
CF \|
CF \| "Where am I going to find something like that? I'm stuck here, and my
CF \| parents are ignoring me. They won't let me touch or play with anything
CF \| because it might get the baby sick," you retort.
CF \|
CF \| "If you can't touch anything, you could just steal their names. You
CF \| can do that as long as you don't have one of your own," says Floyd.
CF \|
CF \| "That makes...hey, that's my name!" you say to Floyd.
CF \|
CF \| He waves a hand. "I'll make you a deal: you expose the changeling, you
CF \| get your name back. But until then, why not have a little fun?"
CF \|
CF \| Then Floyd disappears. Leaving...just you. A nobody.
CF \|
CF \| [For game instructions, type ABOUT]
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "about"
CF ] Parking Lot gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > ABOUT
CF \|
CF \| You can only hold one name at a time. If you steal the name of
CF \| something else, it will swap with the name you have. You can only
CF \| steal the name of important things. Their names will be in
CF \| italics.
CF \|
CF \| You can either NAME something a name that you are holding, or STEAL
CF \| the name of something you see in italics. These have the same effect.
CF \|
CF \| Your goal is to expose the changeling in your family by touching cold
CF \| iron to it. If you need a hint, type HINT for a context-sensitive
CF \| hint.
CF \|
CF \| This game was beta tested by Jade, Max Fog, Daniel Stelzer, Allyson
CF \| Gray, Tabitha, Olaf Nowacki, and Keltena.
CF \|
CF \| Version 2 includes changes made after comments by Rovarsson.
CF \|
CF \| Cover art by Xing.
CF \|
CF \| This entry is part of SeedComp 2023-2024, where different game ideas
CF \| or "seeds" are used to inspire authors. Seeds used:
CF \|
CF \| -Dream Ideas seeds by Aster F (specifically the one about a sibling
CF \| being put on trial by the fairies)
CF \| -Weirdcore Inspiration (minor eyestrain) by KnighAnNi (inspired some
CF \| of the name swapping mechanic)
CF \| -Cthulhu's babysitter by Sanadi (unholy baby as focus of game)
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Clever writing, as ever."
		DavidW says, "Jade tested this one."
		Jade says, "I remember so."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Parking Lot gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| An entrance allows passage north. It is currently closed.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| A dog wanders to the parking lot.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Yo, dawg."
		DavidW says, "So we can steal "entrance" or "dog"? I'm not sure what good that does us."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal dog"
CF ] Parking Lot dog
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL DOG
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "dog", and bestowed the name
CF \| "gnome" in return.
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying a new stolen name, but to your dismay it doesn't seem
CF \| to apply to you the way names apply to other things. You're just
CF \| carrying it, like a lonely Monopoly token in the "just visiting"
CF \| section of jail.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Feels like potentially a tower of Hanoi."
		Jade says, "A wordish short game."
		Jacqueline says, "Hopefully not a Tower of Annoy."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal entrance"
CF ] Parking Lot entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL ENTRANCE
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "entrance", and bestowed the name
CF \| "dog" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Parking Lot entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage north. It is currently closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open dog"
CF ] Parking Lot entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > OPEN DOG
CF \|
CF \| You open the dog.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >		Roger says, "interesting from a coding perspective, probably, anyway"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Lobby entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says (to Roger), "Perhaps, yeah."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a security guard here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "twig"
		Roger asks, "You don't want to be Oberon?"
		DavidW asks, "Was Oberon in italics?"
		Jacqueline says, "Oberon probably has a lot of responsibility, but also it's not in italics."
		Roger says, "I can't tell"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to guard"
CF ] Hallway entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO GUARD
CF \|
CF \| The security guard pays no attention to you. It's almost like
CF \| you're a ghost. People, it seems, can notice your existence, but only
CF \| for a very short time.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard goes east.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Guard Room entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Guard Room
CF \| A bank of monitors sits on a desk here, all of them dark. There's a
CF \| swivel chair set in front of the desk.
CF \|
CF \| On the guard's desk is a memorandum.
CF \|
CF \| A display case is mounted in this room, containing a commemorative
CF \| signed tennis ball.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -south, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >		Roger says, "fine, keep your monarchist ways"
		Jacqueline says, "I wonder if the gnome would like the tennis ball."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "read memorandum"
CF ] Guard Room entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > READ MEMORANDUM
CF \|
CF \| This note says:
CF \|
CF \| Important:
CF \|
CF \| Monitors are for night time use only. Daytime guards should be
CF \| constantly on patrol!
CF \|
CF \| Night time guards, for safety purposes, please remain inside the
CF \| room and use monitors exclusively.
CF \|
CF \| All guards should report promptly to loud noises, including
CF \| screams
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "Gosh"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x ball"
CF ] Guard Room entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > X BALL
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball is a round plaything, something you could
CF \| play a game with.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal tennis ball"
CF ] Guard Room tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL TENNIS BALL
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "tennis ball", and bestowed the name
CF \| "entrance" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x me"
CF ] Guard Room tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > X ME
CF \|
CF \| You are remarkably unremarkable. Perhaps you've lost more than just
CF \| your name; or, maybe, you've always been this way.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x entrance"
CF ] Guard Room tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > X ENTRANCE
CF \|
CF \| The entrance is a round plaything, something you could play a
CF \| game with.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline watches.
		DavidW says, "I really don't see what good this name swapping is doing."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hallway tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| The gnome arrives from the south.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| Some kind of meat is in the kitchen. There's a handwritten note
CF \| nearby.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a cast-iron pan (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "read note"
CF ] Kitchen tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > READ NOTE
CF \|
CF \| Turns out all guests are vegetarian--discard meat. It was on its
CF \| last legs anyway. Don't let guests have it.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome arrives from the east.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome looks wistfully at the unknown meat. It goes to eat
CF \| it, but one of the pizza men shoo it away. "Whoa! I don't know what
CF \| you are, man, but you're really freaking me out. No meat for you!"
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open refrigerator"
CF ] Kitchen tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > OPEN REFRIGERATOR
CF \|
CF \| You open the refrigerator, revealing nothing, but one of the
CF \| pizza guys closes it again. "No browsing in the
CF \| refrigerator," he says, looking around vaguely, as if he's
CF \| only half aware of you.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >		Roger says, "The only boy that could ever feed me was the son of a pizza man"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x pan"
CF ] Kitchen tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > X PAN
CF \|
CF \| This cooking implement is heavy and round, and made of cold metal. It
CF \| doesn't seem like it's been cleaned for a while, and your skin crawls
CF \| just looking at it.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "okay, so that's 'cold iron'."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take pan"
CF ] Kitchen tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE PAN
CF \|
CF \| That thing looks gross and pretty heavy. You're not the most athletic
CF \| teen, unfortunately, and you also don't like touching nasty stuff like
CF \| that.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >		Roger says, "technically-incorrect but let's run with it"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal pan"
CF ] Kitchen cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL PAN
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "cast-iron pan", and bestowed the
CF \| name "tennis ball" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take ball"
CF ] Kitchen cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE BALL
CF \|
CF \| That thing looks gross and pretty heavy. You're not the most athletic
CF \| teen, unfortunately, and you also don't like touching nasty stuff like
CF \| that.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a curtain, a security guard, some
CF \| party-goers and a wastebasket (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x pizza"
CF ] Party Area cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > X PIZZA
CF \|
CF \| You can't really tell if there are any toppings under all the rubbery
CF \| cheese, but you can tell that this pizza has a lot of garlic salt on
CF \| the crust.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard goes north.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x wastebasket"
CF ] Party Area cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > X WASTEBASKET
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket is a waste receptacle which has been bolted
CF \| down. There is nothing inside of it.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline asks, "How do we get back to the changeling, again?"
		DavidW says, "North of here, I expect."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Party Area cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \| You attempt to go north past the crowd, but a bunch of older people
CF \| you don't know are blocking the way, keeping everyone from disturbing
CF \| the "baby".
CF \|
CF \| They don't really notice you, per se; they just react to the presence
CF \| of an unknown human. Given the fact that you can't name yourself
CF \| anything, it may be hard to get in.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard arrives from the north.
CF \|
CF \| >		Roger says, "maybe we can rotate the names around to get the tennis ball be 'meat', and then put 'meat' on the pizza, or something like that. I'm not sure how nominatively-determinative this is still"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x curtain"
CF ] Party Area cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > X CURTAIN
CF \|
CF \| A long black curtain divides the backstage area from the party room.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome arrives from the west.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take gnome"
CF ] Party Area cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE GNOME
CF \|
CF \| I don't suppose the gnome would care for that.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pet gnome"
CF ] Party Area cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > PET GNOME
CF \|
CF \| You gently pet the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "It's clearly still a dog."
		DavidW says, "There was a side alley."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hallway cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x puppets"
CF ] Lobby cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > X PUPPETS
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s statues"
CF ] Lobby cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > S STATUES
CF \|
CF \| I only understood you as far as wanting to (go) s.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x statues"
CF ] Lobby cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > X STATUES
CF \|
CF \| Who do you mean, the unimportant characters, King Oberon or Queen
CF \| Titania?
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x king"
CF ] Lobby cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > X KING
CF \|
CF \| The King of the Faeries looks suspiciously like the weird suit they
CF \| had in the Burger King commercials a few years ago, just repainted.
CF \| You have to admit that he is pretty handsome, though.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x queen"
CF ] Lobby cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > X QUEEN
CF \|
CF \| Titania, the ruler of the Fae Court, is suspended here in splendor.
CF \| Her model is far higher quality than the other animatronics, and you
CF \| can see little flickers of movement from her eyes and fingers from
CF \| time to time, speaking to a higher number of articulated joints. You
CF \| wonder if you ought to be disturbed by it, but it's actually oddly
CF \| comforting.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x characters"
CF ] Lobby cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > X CHARACTERS
CF \|
CF \| These animatronics are a motley group of faeries with such a wide
CF \| variety of sizes, body shapes, wings, and styles of clothing that you
CF \| wonder if the restaurant owners had them custom made or just went
CF \| dumpster diving at other closed-down animatronic pizza franchises.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Parking Lot cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage north. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x weeds"
CF ] Parking Lot cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > X WEEDS
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ne"
CF ] Side Alley cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > NE
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Side Alley
CF \| Here you are in between the pizza parlor and whatever building is next
CF \| to it (looks abandoned, whatever it is). There are no doors here, just
CF \| a pile of trash.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -southwest, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x trash"
CF ] Side Alley cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > X TRASH
CF \|
CF \| Some trash has been dumped here. But it must have gotten wet a while
CF \| ago and then dried out or something because it's all
CF \| indistinguishable.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "search trash"
CF ] Side Alley cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > SEARCH TRASH
CF \|
CF \| Nothing. Also you probably smell like garbage now.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x building"
CF ] Side Alley cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > X BUILDING
CF \|
CF \| Which do you mean, the pizza parlor wall or the abandoned building?
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "abandoned"
CF ] Side Alley cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > ABANDONED
CF \|
CF \| Who knows what this building was. Someone's spray-painted "Camelot" on
CF \| it ironically.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal camelot"
CF ] Side Alley cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL CAMELOT
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sw"
CF ] Parking Lot cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > SW
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage north. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "I'm at a bit of a loss."
		DavidW asks, "Should we try taking the meat?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Lobby cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Lobby cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \| You can't go that way.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a security guard here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| The security guard goes east.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| Some kind of meat is in the kitchen. There's a handwritten note
CF \| nearby.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a tennis ball (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take meat"
CF ] Kitchen cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE MEAT
CF \|
CF \| "Sorry, this meat is not for guests. We're gonna throw it away when we
CF \| find a trash can," says one of the pizza men before promptly
CF \| forgetting about you.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "I remember that I finished the game in my first attempt in about ten minutes or so."
		Jacqueline says, "I was thinking that there was a 'your name is meat' joke in there somewhere, except I think what I was thinking of instead was 'your name is mud'."
		DavidW asks, "oh. If we were a trash can, THEN we can take it?"
		Jacqueline exclaims (at Jade), "!"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a curtain, some party-goers and a
CF \| wastebasket (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal wastebasket"
CF ] Party Area wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL WASTEBASKET
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "wastebasket", and bestowed the name
CF \| "cast-iron pan" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hallway wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| Some kind of meat is in the kitchen. There's a handwritten note
CF \| nearby.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a tennis ball (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take meat"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE MEAT
CF \|
CF \| "Sorry, this meat is not for guests. We're gonna throw it away when we
CF \| find a trash can," says one of the pizza men before promptly
CF \| forgetting about you.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "throw meat"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > THROW MEAT
CF \|
CF \| The unknown meat is already here.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "talk to men"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > TALK TO MEN
CF \|
CF \| The pizza men pay no attention to you. It's almost like you're a
CF \| ghost. People, it seems, can notice your existence, but only for a
CF \| very short time.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW asks, "Is the wastebasket not close enough to being a trash can?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Parking Lot wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage north. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "ne"
CF ] Side Alley wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > NE
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Side Alley
CF \| Here you are in between the pizza parlor and whatever building is next
CF \| to it (looks abandoned, whatever it is). There are no doors here, just
CF \| a pile of trash.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -southwest, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take trash"
CF ] Side Alley wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE TRASH
CF \|
CF \| (the stolen name)
CF \| You already have that.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Side Alley wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > I
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying:
CF \| a stolen name: wastebasket
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal trash"
CF ] Side Alley wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL TRASH
CF \|
CF \| (the stolen name)
CF \| The stolen name is the name you already stole.
CF \|
CF \| >		Roger says, "We need better self-esteem"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x can"
CF ] Side Alley wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > X CAN
CF \|
CF \| You've stolen the name wastebasket. It's not material, but
CF \| somehow you know it's there.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "sw"
CF ] Parking Lot wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > SW
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage north. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x trash can"
CF ] Parking Lot wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > X TRASH CAN
CF \|
CF \| You've stolen the name wastebasket. It's not material, but
CF \| somehow you know it's there.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Lobby wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| Some kind of meat is in the kitchen. There's a handwritten note
CF \| nearby.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a tennis ball (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "show me to men"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > SHOW ME TO MEN
CF \|
CF \| (first taking yourself)
CF \| You are always self-possessed.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome arrives from the east.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome looks wistfully at the unknown meat. It goes to eat
CF \| it, but one of the pizza men shoo it away. "Whoa! I don't know what
CF \| you are, man, but you're really freaking me out. No meat for you!"
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "get meat"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > GET MEAT
CF \|
CF \| "Sorry, this meat is not for guests. We're gonna throw it away when we
CF \| find a trash can," says one of the pizza men before promptly
CF \| forgetting about you.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome goes east.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put meat in wastebasket"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > PUT MEAT IN WASTEBASKET
CF \|
CF \| (first taking the unknown meat)
CF \| "Sorry, this meat is not for guests. We're gonna throw it away when we
CF \| find a trash can," says one of the pizza men before promptly
CF \| forgetting about you.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "put meat in trash can"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > PUT MEAT IN TRASH CAN
CF \|
CF \| (first taking the unknown meat)
CF \| "Sorry, this meat is not for guests. We're gonna throw it away when we
CF \| find a trash can," says one of the pizza men before promptly
CF \| forgetting about you.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "hrm"
		Jade says, "he, je"
		DavidW says, "I'm not quite getting it."
		Jacqueline asks, "What are we right now?"
		Roger says, "GARBAGE MAN, PUT YOUR HOT MEAT IN MY TRASH HOLE"
		DavidW says, "A wastebasket"
		Jacqueline says, "Feels like we need to be-- oh, yeah, feels like we need to be that."
		DavidW says, "What we are is in the status line"
		Jacqueline says, "Oh! So it is."
		Jacqueline says, "Well, we're the thing I was hoping we were, so that's annoying that that does not works."
		Jacqueline says, "-s"
		DavidW says, "Maybe we need to do something else first. Or maybe the dog needs to be the wastebasket."
Roger says (to cf), "Tell Man About Me"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > TELL MAN ABOUT ME
CF \|
CF \| This provokes no reaction.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x gnome"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > X GNOME
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| The gnome growls loudly at itself, before chasing its own
CF \| tail.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal gnome"
CF ] Lobby gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL GNOME
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "gnome", and bestowed the name
CF \| "wastebasket" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket goes south.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a curtain, some party-goers and a cast-iron
CF \| pan (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hallway gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| Some kind of meat is in the kitchen. There's a handwritten note
CF \| nearby.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a tennis ball (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal tennis ball"
CF ] Kitchen tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL TENNIS BALL
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "tennis ball", and bestowed the name
CF \| "gnome" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a wastebasket here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket goes south.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage north. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a wastebasket here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "play with wastebasket"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > PLAY WITH WASTEBASKET
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "pet wastebasket"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > PET WASTEBASKET
CF \|
CF \| You gently pet the wastebasket.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "jump"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > JUMP
CF \|
CF \| You jump on the spot.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket arrives from the south.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "close door"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > CLOSE DOOR
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "close dog"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > CLOSE DOG
CF \|
CF \| You close the dog.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a security guard, a curtain, some
CF \| party-goers and a cast-iron pan (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| The security guard goes north.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal guard"
CF ] Party Area tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL GUARD
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal security guard"
CF ] Party Area tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL SECURITY GUARD
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "n"
		DavidW says, "oh he left"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hallway tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| Some kind of meat is in the kitchen. There's a handwritten note
CF \| nearby.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a wastebasket here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal wastebasket"
CF ] Lobby wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL WASTEBASKET
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "wastebasket", and bestowed the name
CF \| "tennis ball" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines
CF \| sadly.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| Some kind of meat is in the kitchen. There's a handwritten note
CF \| nearby.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal gnome"
CF ] Kitchen gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL GNOME
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "gnome", and bestowed the name
CF \| "wastebasket" in return.
CF \|
CF \| One of the pizza guys says, "Oh nice, someone grabbed a trash can!" He
CF \| then puts the meat into the wastebasket.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "there, that worked."
		Roger says, "woo"
		Jacqueline says, "Finally"
		Jacqueline says, "Nice"
		Jade says, "yes, well done"
		Jade says, "+1"
		DavidW asks, "now, if that became a tennis ball, would the dog take it?"
		Jade asks, "do you know the purpose of the game.?"
		DavidW says, "We need to touch the baby with the iron."
		Jade says, "we need to arrange all the fairyswapps if I don't remember bad."
		DavidW says, "The security guard seems to be the only one who can pass by the curtain."
		DavidW says (to Jade), "I'm still struggling with the mechanics. Things aren't working as I expected."
		Jade says, "you can swap your "soul" with marked names"
		DavidW says, "yes, that part is obvious."
		Jacqueline says, "I thought we were just swapping names, not our very soul."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "i"
CF ] Kitchen gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > I
CF \|
CF \| You are carrying:
CF \| a stolen name: gnome
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "yeah, it doesn't say 'soul' anywhere. That's an interpretation."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a security guard, a curtain, some
CF \| party-goers and a cast-iron pan (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| The security guard goes west.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hallway gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a security guard here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| The security guard goes south.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball arrives from the south.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines
CF \| sadly.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Hallway gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines
CF \| sadly.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Hallway gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball goes south.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Hallway gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Hallway gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Hallway gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball arrives from the south.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines
CF \| sadly.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Hallway gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball goes south.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby gnome
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a tennis ball and a security guard
CF \| here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball goes north.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard points at the dog. "No dogs
CF \| allowed!" he says, and tries to drag away the dog
CF \| (unsuccessfully).
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "exactly, you swap identities, names, soul, essence"
		Jacqueline says, "It just seemed like a fun game but now you're making sound very existential."
		DavidW says, "oh, the guard tries to take the 'dog' somewhere."
		Jade says, "I just wanted to explain me"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal security guard"
CF ] Lobby security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL SECURITY GUARD
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "security guard", and bestowed the
CF \| name "gnome" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a tennis ball, a curtain, some party-goers
CF \| and a cast-iron pan (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines
CF \| sadly.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Party Area security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \| You attempt to go north past the crowd, but a bunch of older people
CF \| you don't know are blocking the way, keeping everyone from disturbing
CF \| the "baby".
CF \|
CF \| They don't really notice you, per se; they just react to the presence
CF \| of an unknown human. Given the fact that you can't name yourself
CF \| anything, it may be hard to get in.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines
CF \| sadly.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "oh. I hoped they'd let the 'security guard' through."
		DavidW says, "I think the problem I'm having is that I keep thinking I have agency, and what I really need to do is force everyone else to do everything as my surrogates."
		Roger says, "mmhmm"
		DavidW says, "So the pizza men didn't interact with me as a wastebasket because I was a ghostly phatasmal wastebasket."
		DavidW says, "I don't count as a security guard either for the same reason. And the dog doesn't play with me as a tennis ball."
		Jade says, "yes, I understand the game in that way."
		DavidW asks, "so if I want the guard to move something, it has to be the dog, ... and I guess he would look for the 'entrance' to move the 'dog' to?"
		DavidW says, "I'm having trouble remembering where everything is."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Party Area security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a tennis ball, a curtain, some party-goers
CF \| and a cast-iron pan (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines
CF \| sadly.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline says, "hm"
		Jacqueline says, "Yeah, it becomes confusing."
		Jade says, "I realize when the gnome was chasing his tail as a dog"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x ball"
CF ] Party Area security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > X BALL
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball is a furry creature walking around on all
CF \| fours. It looks hungry.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines
CF \| sadly.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "the gnome was tagged as a dog"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal tennis ball"
CF ] Party Area tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL TENNIS BALL
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "tennis ball", and bestowed the name
CF \| "security guard" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hallway tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal dog"
CF ] Lobby dog
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL DOG
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "dog", and bestowed the name
CF \| "tennis ball" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway dog
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| The security guard arrives from the west.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen dog
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a handwritten note and a wastebasket (in which is
CF \| some unknown meat) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| The security guard arrives from the east.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal wastebasket"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL WASTEBASKET
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "wastebasket", and bestowed the name
CF \| "dog" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "I'm so confused."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard goes east.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Kitchen wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a handwritten note and a dog (in which is some
CF \| unknown meat) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "maybe the guard never enters here, so I have this wrong."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a security guard here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| The security guard goes north.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A tennis ball allows passage south. It is currently closed.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal tennis ball"
CF ] Lobby tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL TENNIS BALL
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "tennis ball", and bestowed the name
CF \| "wastebasket" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a handwritten note and a dog (in which is some
CF \| unknown meat) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal dog"
CF ] Kitchen dog
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL DOG
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "dog", and bestowed the name
CF \| "tennis ball" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway dog
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| The gnome arrives from the east.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area dog
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a curtain, some party-goers and a cast-iron
CF \| pan (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal cast-iron pan"
CF ] Party Area cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL CAST-IRON PAN
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "cast-iron pan", and bestowed the
CF \| name "dog" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome arrives from the west.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome points at the dog. "No dogs allowed!" he
CF \| says, and tries to drag away the dog (unsuccessfully).
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hallway cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| The security guard arrives from the north.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a handwritten note and a tennis ball (in which is
CF \| some unknown meat) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Kitchen cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "ugh."
		DavidW says, "I wish I knew how to compel the dog to follow me."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a security guard here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Guard Room cast-iron pan
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Guard Room
CF \| A bank of monitors sits on a desk here, all of them dark. There's a
CF \| swivel chair set in front of the desk.
CF \|
CF \| On the guard's desk is a memorandum.
CF \|
CF \| A display case is mounted in this room, containing a commemorative
CF \| signed entrance.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -south, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "easy daisy"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal entrance"
CF ] Guard Room entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL ENTRANCE
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "entrance", and bestowed the name
CF \| "cast-iron pan" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hallway entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen entrance
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| A refrigerator stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a handwritten note and a tennis ball (in which is
CF \| some unknown meat) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal refrigerator"
CF ] Kitchen refrigerator
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL REFRIGERATOR
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "refrigerator", and bestowed the
CF \| name "entrance" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway refrigerator
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| The security guard arrives from the south.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade asks, "what the got wanted whe in the gnome?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area refrigerator
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome, a curtain, some party-goers and a
CF \| dog (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| The gnome goes north.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "* dog"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal dog"
CF ] Party Area dog
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL DOG
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "dog", and bestowed the name
CF \| "refrigerator" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jacqueline asks (of Jade), "You solved this in ten minutes??"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal gnome"
CF ] Party Area dog
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL GNOME
CF \|
CF \| You can't see any such thing.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hallway dog
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a security guard here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen dog
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| An entrance stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a handwritten note and a tennis ball (in which is
CF \| some unknown meat) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway dog
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "I lost track of the 'gnome'"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby dog
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A wastebasket allows passage south. It is currently closed.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway dog
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area dog
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a security guard, a curtain, some
CF \| party-goers and a refrigerator (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| The security guard goes west.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "yes at the very first concept of game. there was some polish afterwards to prevent shortpaths"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hallway dog
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a security guard here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x guard"
CF ] Hallway dog
CF \| >
CF \| > X GUARD
CF \|
CF \| The security guard is a furry creature walking around on all
CF \| fours. It looks hungry.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal security guard"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL SECURITY GUARD
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "security guard", and bestowed the
CF \| name "dog" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "okay. The dog is again a dog."
		DavidW says, "I want to see if the guard takes it to the 'entrance' (fridge)."
		Jade says, "this was the game more guided but cut off the actual straight endings"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "z"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > Z
CF \|
CF \| Time passes.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| An entrance stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a handwritten note and a tennis ball (in which is
CF \| some unknown meat) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open entrance"
CF ] Kitchen security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > OPEN ENTRANCE
CF \|
CF \| You open the entrance.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a dog here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a curtain, some party-goers and a
CF \| refrigerator (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a dog here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| The dog goes south.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A wastebasket allows passage south. It is currently closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a dog here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW asks, "ugh. Where's the guard now?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Guard Room security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Guard Room
CF \| A bank of monitors sits on a desk here, all of them dark. There's a
CF \| swivel chair set in front of the desk.
CF \|
CF \| On the guard's desk is a memorandum.
CF \|
CF \| A display case is mounted in this room, containing a commemorative
CF \| signed cast-iron pan.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -south, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x monitors"
CF ] Guard Room security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > X MONITORS
CF \|
CF \| The monitors line up across the desk, but all of them are dark.
CF \|
CF \| The bank of monitors is currently switched off.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "turn on monitors"
CF ] Guard Room security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > TURN ON MONITORS
CF \|
CF \| You can't find any way to switch on the monitors.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a dog here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| The dog goes west.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "yell"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > YELL
CF \|
CF \| That's not a verb I recognise.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "scream"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > SCREAM
CF \|
CF \| The gnome rushes to your location but looks confused when he
CF \| arrives.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| An entrance stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| open.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a dog, a handwritten note and a tennis
CF \| ball (in which is some unknown meat) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| The dog picks up the tennis ball and holds it in its
CF \| mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "oh, that's new."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "scream"
CF ] Kitchen security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > SCREAM
CF \|
CF \| The gnome rushes to your location but looks confused when he
CF \| arrives.
CF \|
CF \| The dog growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome shakes his finger at the dog. "No dogs
CF \| allowed inside," he says, then leads the dog away.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Kitchen security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Kitchen
CF \| You're not really supposed to be in here. This is the kitchen for
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Palace, and they probably would have cleaned better if
CF \| they knew they'd have company. Right now, there are two tall,
CF \| long-haired men shoveling pizza in and out of a pizza oven.
CF \|
CF \| An entrance stands on one side of the kitchen, currently
CF \| open.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a handwritten note here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -east, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A wastebasket allows passage south. It is currently closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "I no longer know where the dog is."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a curtain, some party-goers and a
CF \| refrigerator (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Party Area security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \| You attempt to go north past the crowd, but a bunch of older people
CF \| you don't know are blocking the way, keeping everyone from disturbing
CF \| the "baby".
CF \|
CF \| They don't really notice you, per se; they just react to the presence
CF \| of an unknown human. Given the fact that you can't name yourself
CF \| anything, it may be hard to get in.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "w"
CF ] Hallway security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > W
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Lobby security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A wastebasket allows passage south. It is currently closed.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "open wastebasket"
CF ] Lobby security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > OPEN WASTEBASKET
CF \|
CF \| You open the wastebasket.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Parking Lot security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| A wastebasket allows passage north. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a dog here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| The dog goes north.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Lobby security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A wastebasket allows passage south. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a dog and a gnome here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| The dog growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome shakes his finger at the dog. "No dogs
CF \| allowed inside," he says, then leads the dog awaybefore
CF \| returning.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Parking Lot security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \| (first opening the wastebasket)
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| A wastebasket allows passage north. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a dog here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal dog"
CF ] Parking Lot dog
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL DOG
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "dog", and bestowed the name
CF \| "security guard" in return.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x guard"
CF ] Parking Lot dog
CF \| >
CF \| > X GUARD
CF \|
CF \| The security guard is a furry creature walking around on all
CF \| fours. It looks hungry.
CF \|
CF \| It is carrying a tennis ball.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take meat"
CF ] Parking Lot dog
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE MEAT
CF \|
CF \| That seems to belong to the security guard.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "I seem to have misunderstood something."
		Jacqueline asks, "Wait, the dog has bot?"
		Jacqueline asks, "er, both?"
		DavidW says, "The meat is in the pan the dog thinks is a tennis ball."
		DavidW says, "It seems the guard always takes the 'dog' to the parking lot regardless of where 'entrance' is."
		DavidW says, "The dog takes the 'tennis ball'."
		DavidW says, "The pizza men put the meat into the 'wastebasket'."
		DavidW says, "The guard always arrives in response to a scream."
		Jacqueline says, "This feels like The Old Woman and Her Pig"
		DavidW says, "It's taken me way too long to learn how this characters interact with their world, and there's gotta be more I haven't understood yet."
		Jacqueline says, "Which is a story I've often thought about making a fun little IF modeled on."
		DavidW says, "steal tennis ball"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal tennis ball"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL TENNIS BALL
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "tennis ball", and bestowed the name
CF \| "dog" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard drops the dog, no longer
CF \| interested in it.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "take meat"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > TAKE MEAT
CF \|
CF \| Taken.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome arrives from the north.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard looks wistfully at the unknown meat.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome idly pats the dog.
CF \|
CF \| >		Jade says, "I was looking for a transcript"
Jacqueline says (to ClubFloyd), "x gnome"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > X GNOME
CF \|
CF \| The gnome is a uniformed gentleman with a bulky frame and a
CF \| watchful eye. As you examine him, he faces you and looks you over as
CF \| well, but seems to find nothing of concern.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard looks wistfully at the unknown meat.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome idly pats the dog.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal security guard"
CF ] Parking Lot security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL SECURITY GUARD
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "security guard", and bestowed the
CF \| name "tennis ball" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball looks wistfully at the unknown meat.
CF \|
CF \| It tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines sadly.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome idly pats the dog.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Lobby security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A wastebasket allows passage south. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball arrives, attracted by the scent of meat.
CF \|
CF \| It tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines sadly.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW says, "okay, dog follows the meat."
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "s"
CF ] Parking Lot security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > S
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| A wastebasket allows passage north. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome and a dog (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball arrives, attracted by the scent of meat.
CF \|
CF \| It tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines sadly.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome idly pats the dog.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal wastebasket"
CF ] Parking Lot wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL WASTEBASKET
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "wastebasket", and bestowed the name
CF \| "security guard" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball looks wistfully at the unknown meat.
CF \|
CF \| It tries to pick up itself but fails. It whines sadly.
CF \|
CF \| The tennis ball growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome idly pats the dog.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal tennis ball"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL TENNIS BALL
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "tennis ball", and bestowed the name
CF \| "wastebasket" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket looks wistfully at the unknown meat.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome idly pats the dog.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| A security guard allows passage north. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a wastebasket, a gnome and a
CF \| dog (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket looks wistfully at the unknown meat.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome idly pats the dog.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x gnome"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > X GNOME
CF \|
CF \| The gnome is a uniformed gentleman with a bulky frame and a
CF \| watchful eye. As you examine him, he faces you and looks you over as
CF \| well, but seems to find nothing of concern.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome goes north.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket looks wistfully at the unknown meat.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x wastebasket"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > X WASTEBASKET
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket is a furry creature walking around on all
CF \| fours. It looks hungry.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome arrives from the north.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket looks wistfully at the unknown meat.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome idly pats the dog.
CF \|
CF \| >		DavidW asks, "Where did the pan that the dog was carrying go?"
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "l"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > L
CF \|
CF \| Parking Lot
CF \| Oberon's Pizza Parlor rises before you, a concrete block of a building
CF \| with a gaudy purple paint job. The asphalt below you is weathered and
CF \| cracked, little plants rising out of it here and there.
CF \|
CF \| A security guard allows passage north. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome, a wastebasket and a
CF \| dog (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Lobby
CF \| -northeast, to Side Alley
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket looks wistfully at the unknown meat.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome idly pats the dog.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "x dog"
CF ] Parking Lot tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > X DOG
CF \|
CF \| This cooking implement is heavy and round, and made of cold metal. It
CF \| doesn't seem like it's been cleaned for a while, and your skin crawls
CF \| just looking at it.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket looks wistfully at the unknown meat.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome idly pats the dog.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal dog"
CF ] Parking Lot dog
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL DOG
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "dog", and bestowed the name
CF \| "tennis ball" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome goes north.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket looks wistfully at the unknown meat.
CF \|
CF \| It picks up the tennis ball and holds it in its mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal security guard"
CF ] Parking Lot security guard
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL SECURITY GUARD
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "security guard", and bestowed the
CF \| name "dog" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The wastebasket looks wistfully at the unknown meat. It is
CF \| carrying a tennis ball.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal wastebasket"
CF ] Parking Lot wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL WASTEBASKET
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "wastebasket", and bestowed the name
CF \| "security guard" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard looks wistfully at the unknown meat. It is
CF \| carrying a tennis ball.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Lobby wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Lobby
CF \| A painted sign hangs from the ceiling, out of reach, saying "OBERON'S
CF \| PIZZA PARLOR". There's a counter and register here, but no one is
CF \| currently manning them, as the entire parlor has been rented out for
CF \| the party.
CF \|
CF \| Animatronic statues of King Oberon and Queen Titania are on display on
CF \| one side of the room, surrounded by a cast of supporting faery-themed
CF \| puppets and statues and a large amount of fake rainforest plants.
CF \|
CF \| A dog allows passage south. It is currently open.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a gnome here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Hallway
CF \| -south, to Parking Lot
CF \|
CF \| The security guard arrives, attracted by the scent of meat.
CF \| It holds a tennis ball in its mouth.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard growls loudly at the gnome.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome points at the dog. "No dogs allowed!" he
CF \| says, and tries to drag away the dog (unsuccessfully).
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Hallway wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Hallway
CF \| This hallway is covered in dense carpet which is patterned with bright
CF \| splotches, presumably to hide stains. You're in the heart of Oberon's
CF \| Pizza Parlor, with exits in every direction.
CF \|
CF \| From time to time guests walk by looking for a restroom, or waiters
CF \| holding stacks of pizza boxes, but they go by too fast to talk to.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to the Guard Room
CF \| -south, to Lobby
CF \| -east, to Party Area
CF \| -west, to Kitchen
CF \|
CF \| The security guard arrives, attracted by the scent of meat.
CF \| It holds a tennis ball in its mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "e"
CF ] Party Area wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > E
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Party Area
CF \| This part of the pizza parlor is filled with banquet tables covered in
CF \| pizza. Nameless party-goers walk back and forth with each other and
CF \| chat, grabbing pizza from time to time.
CF \|
CF \| On the banquet tables are some pizza slices.
CF \|
CF \| You can also see a curtain, some party-goers and a
CF \| refrigerator (empty) here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -north, to Backstage
CF \| -west, to Hallway
CF \|
CF \| The security guard arrives, attracted by the scent of meat.
CF \| It holds a tennis ball in its mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "n"
CF ] Backstage wastebasket
CF \| >
CF \| > N
CF \|
CF \| The security guard follows you, and the crowd parts out of
CF \| respect for the security guard's authority.
CF \|
CF \| Backstage
CF \| This is the area they let your parents use when the main room got too
CF \| loud for the baby. It's mostly empty, hid from the rest of
CF \| the party by a curtain. A lone table is the only furniture available.
CF \|
CF \| On the table, surrounded by your rapt parents, is the baby,
CF \| who is holding a rattle.
CF \|
CF \| You can see a curtain, Mom and Dad here.
CF \|
CF \| From here, you can go:
CF \| -south, to Party Area
CF \|
CF \| The security guard arrives, attracted by the scent of meat.
CF \| It holds a tennis ball in its mouth.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal rattle"
CF ] Backstage rattle
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL RATTLE
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "rattle", and bestowed the name
CF \| "wastebasket" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard looks wistfully at the unknown meat. It is
CF \| carrying a tennis ball.
CF \|
CF \| Your parents notice the baby holding the wastebasket and
CF \| quickly take it away, dropping it on the ground. "No, no," says your
CF \| father.
CF \|
CF \| >
DavidW says (to ClubFloyd), "steal tennis ball"
CF ] Backstage tennis ball
CF \| >
CF \| > STEAL TENNIS BALL
CF \|
CF \| You have stolen the name "tennis ball", and bestowed the name
CF \| "rattle" in return.
CF \|
CF \| The security guard drops the rattle, no longer
CF \| interested in it.
CF \|
CF \| Your parents pick up the cold metal cooking implement, or
CF \| rattle, and give it to the baby, laying it gently on
CF \| him.
CF \|
CF \| But nothing happens. He cries a little, but that's it.
CF \|
CF \| "What?" you say, confused.
CF \|
CF \| "Trouble with the baby?" says a voice. You turn and jump when you see
CF \| Floyd beside you. "Come on, let's go for a walk."
CF \|
CF \| Dazed, you allow yourself to be led outside by the one who has your
CF \| name. He guides you away from your forgetful parents, past the curtain
CF \| through the crowd, and out into the lobby, with its garish displays of
CF \| Oberon and Titania.
CF \|
CF \| "You said that I could reveal the changeling by with cold iron!" you
CF \| say accusingly. "And nothing happened. I want my name back."
CF \|
CF \| "Fine. Done," says the gnome. You are relieved to find that you are
CF \| now Floyd again.
CF \|
CF \| The gnome goes on: "I said you could expose a changeling with iron.
CF \| That baby's not a changeling."
CF \|
CF \| "What do you mean?" you say. "It's hideous!"
CF \|
CF \| "Yeah, that's what human babies look like. You wouldn't have known.
CF \| You take after your mother. Your real mother."
CF \|
CF \| That's when you notice that every animatronic has turned to look at
CF \| you.
CF \|
CF \| The Queen Titania animatronic looks over at you and waves. "Hi, dear!
CF \| Lovely to see you again after all this time. You look simply
CF \| marvelous!"
CF \|
CF \| "Wait, so I was the changeling all along?" you ask. The gnome nods.
CF \|
CF \| You begin to tear up. "Wow...I don't know what to say."
CF \|
CF \| King Oberon removes himself from his position in the fake jungle and
CF \| comes to give you a hug.
CF \|
CF \| "I'll give you some privacy," says the gnome. He turns to face
CF \| you, the reader. "I'll take that," he says, reaching out of
CF \| the screen...
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| *** The gnome has stolen the name "reader" and bestowed
CF \| the name "winner" in return. ***
CF \|
CF \|
CF \|
CF \| Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last
CF \| command?
CF \| >		Jade asks, "well done. did you enjoy?"
		Jacqueline says, "hahaha"
		Jacqueline says, "I do like the ending. That's great."
		Jacqueline says, "I mean, honestly, even if we weren't the changeling, human babies are weird."
		DavidW says, "yeah that was satisfying in the end."
		Jade says, "I see that this version is far much polished."
		DavidW says, "and good timing too. It's now almost 4pm."
		Jade says, "10 pm here."
		Jacqueline says, "Ah, so it is."
		DavidW says, "Thanks everyone. That was a good session, even though I was confuzzled."
		Jacqueline says, "It was confuzzling."
		Jade says, "Thank for driving, DW. Nice to see you. A pleasure, this session was a pleasure."
		Jade says, "See you next week."
		DavidW says, "thanks Jade. Glad you were here too."
		Jade says, "Stay safe."
		DavidW says, "see you all next week, yes. thanks."
		DavidW says, "you too"
		Jacqueline says, "Yes, this was a good session. Thanks, folks."
		Jade says, "I enjoyed your walkthroughs for November."
		DavidW says, "thank you!"
		Jade says, "See you"
		DavidW says, "After I rest a little, I'll want to explore NEST a bit more."
		Jade says, "you can tell us next week"
		DavidW says, "sure"
		DavidW says, "fwiw, I did get around to solving last week's games."
		DavidW says, "They'll be in December's batch of walkthroughs."
		Jade says, "I will see it"
DavidW disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
Roger disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
Jade goes home.