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You can be a boy ranger or a girl ranger.
Boy rangers have short hair and a moustache.But the wilds are not carefree, even to the ranger who knows the land (and water). You can stub your toe on a rock (and die). There are (killer) snakes, and (killer) turtles, and (killer) ants. Also, you can't swim. Also, you're not wearing a personal flotation device. Also, you sometimes stumble while getting into and out of your boat and fall into the river (and die). Sometimes you hit a swimmer in the lake and your raft sinks (and you die). Or, as in the screen capture below, sometimes you are going through the lake too fast and hit a log, are tossed out of your raft, fly over the log, land in the water and drown (and thus, you die). 
Whether you die on land or at sea, your flat hat
is always the last thing to disappear.My recommendation? If you are a park ranger, it's worth downloading for about five minutes of giggles, particularly if you already have a working Commodore 64 emulator on your system. The game can be found here, and emulators for the PC can be found online as well.
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